The Unauthorized Autobiography of David Schmoot https://williamjerome44.podbean.com This is not the tidy, triumphant memoir of a hero overcoming adversity. This is the play-by-play of a human being stumbling forward in real time.

No lessons. No morals. No personal growth.

Displayed are David’s deeply personal triumphs, seismic regrets, little wins and large humiliations.

Every story is true and in chronological order so as every questionable decision bleeds into the next, you’ll witness the slow, chaotic construction of a personality.

This is the Unauthorized Autobiography of David Schmoot.

]]> Mon, 16 Mar 2026 17:41:29 -0500 https://podbean.com/?v=5.5 en Copyright 2026 All rights reserved. History 1440 episodic David Schmoot David Schmoot No false https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/22134182/David_Schmoot_4aknm8.jpg The Unauthorized Autobiography of David Schmoot https://williamjerome44.podbean.com 144 144 Chapter 7 - Piano Lessons Chapter 7 - Piano Lessons https://williamjerome44.podbean.com/e/chapter-7-piano-lessons/ https://williamjerome44.podbean.com/e/chapter-7-piano-lessons/#comments Mon, 16 Mar 2026 17:41:29 -0500 williamjerome44.podbean.com/b16ed3c6-4aad-3dd4-96c8-56a583b89c48 After school lessons. 

Song: Moanin' by Art Blakey and the Jazz Messengers

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Song: Moanin' by Art Blakey and the Jazz Messengers

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]]> David Schmoot false No 511 8 full Chapter 6 - All School Massacre Chapter 6 - All School Massacre https://williamjerome44.podbean.com/e/chapter-6-all-school-massacre/ https://williamjerome44.podbean.com/e/chapter-6-all-school-massacre/#comments Mon, 02 Mar 2026 22:56:50 -0500 williamjerome44.podbean.com/c9730be6-41ba-391e-8230-cee03a40841f The genesis of being terrified of public speaking. 

 

Song: Leonard Cohen "Hallelujah" https://open.spotify.com/track/7yzbimr8WVyAtBX3Eg6UL9?si=68ff4fb18ddb40d5 

]]> The genesis of being terrified of public speaking. 

 

Song: Leonard Cohen "Hallelujah"
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]]> David Schmoot true No 752 7 full Chapter 5 - Lazy Eye Chapter 5 - Lazy Eye https://williamjerome44.podbean.com/e/chapter-5-lazy-eye/ https://williamjerome44.podbean.com/e/chapter-5-lazy-eye/#comments Mon, 02 Mar 2026 22:55:08 -0500 williamjerome44.podbean.com/b6669dac-d7c7-3fa2-b86f-e429c5bab0a6 It's not a wandering eye, it's a lazy eye. 

 

Song: X-Press 2 (featuring David Byrne) "Lazy" https://open.spotify.com/track/2IhsxXGKDltJu5PCA8yExZ?si=bf4e889a555b4ed4 

]]> It's not a wandering eye, it's a lazy eye. 

 

Song: X-Press 2 (featuring David Byrne) "Lazy"
https://open.spotify.com/track/2IhsxXGKDltJu5PCA8yExZ?si=bf4e889a555b4ed4 

]]> David Schmoot true No 527 6 full Chapter 4 - It's a Boy! Chapter 4 - It's a Boy! https://williamjerome44.podbean.com/e/chapter-4-its-a-boy/ https://williamjerome44.podbean.com/e/chapter-4-its-a-boy/#comments Mon, 02 Mar 2026 22:54:05 -0500 williamjerome44.podbean.com/d51b7957-10f7-3fc0-86ef-c894fb1c9d42 Bathrooms in airplanes. 

 

Song: The Cowsills "We Can Fly"  https://open.spotify.com/track/4mf07kgBgBt4nChjn5M9SE?si=99cb47ad954345e0 

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Song: The Cowsills "We Can Fly" 
https://open.spotify.com/track/4mf07kgBgBt4nChjn5M9SE?si=99cb47ad954345e0 

]]> David Schmoot true No 451 5 full Chapter 3 - Opening Day Chapter 3 - Opening Day https://williamjerome44.podbean.com/e/chapter-3-opening-day/ https://williamjerome44.podbean.com/e/chapter-3-opening-day/#comments Mon, 02 Mar 2026 22:52:16 -0500 williamjerome44.podbean.com/fad5182f-82bc-33f0-b9f9-7820188142ae McDonald's comes to town. 

 

Song: Yacht "Psychic City"  https://open.spotify.com/track/4NWpGwfkWMlA7G2ZpFKDXZ?si=15063b67324f4f59

 

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Song: Yacht "Psychic City" 
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]]> David Schmoot true No 454 4 full Chapter 2 - Bed of Death Chapter 2 - Bed of Death https://williamjerome44.podbean.com/e/chapter-2-bed-of-death/ https://williamjerome44.podbean.com/e/chapter-2-bed-of-death/#comments Mon, 02 Mar 2026 22:50:42 -0500 williamjerome44.podbean.com/dc9791c9-59b7-39bf-a4b7-1cf9af1ccfc4 If you were an adventurous child, you should not be alive. 

 

Song: Red Simpson "Diesel Smoke, Dangerous Curve."  https://open.spotify.com/track/7Am294mTThMXQF1ol3zylX?si=6199cadfcff24349 

]]> If you were an adventurous child, you should not be alive. 

 

Song: Red Simpson "Diesel Smoke, Dangerous Curve." 
https://open.spotify.com/track/7Am294mTThMXQF1ol3zylX?si=6199cadfcff24349 

]]> David Schmoot true No 510 3 full Chapter 1 - Sermon Baby Chapter 1 - Sermon Baby https://williamjerome44.podbean.com/e/chapter-1-sermon-baby/ https://williamjerome44.podbean.com/e/chapter-1-sermon-baby/#comments Mon, 02 Mar 2026 21:41:42 -0500 williamjerome44.podbean.com/72c7b0a6-24fe-30da-9ec1-68f8caa1f01f A baby in church. You may think you know how it ends, but you don't. 

 

Song: Norman Greenbaum Spirit in the Sky  https://open.spotify.com/track/1RrdiG35aqA1mjceM2Wm90?si=3ab5bc5bac204579 

]]> A baby in church. You may think you know how it ends, but you don't. 

 

Song: Norman Greenbaum Spirit in the Sky 
https://open.spotify.com/track/1RrdiG35aqA1mjceM2Wm90?si=3ab5bc5bac204579 

]]> David Schmoot true No 410 2 full Listen to This First Listen to This First https://williamjerome44.podbean.com/e/listen-to-this-first/ https://williamjerome44.podbean.com/e/listen-to-this-first/#comments Mon, 02 Mar 2026 21:39:07 -0500 williamjerome44.podbean.com/1d327267-f113-38b4-8265-ff410c86d556 Start. Hear. 

Song: Kevin Morby's Excellent City Music https://open.spotify.com/track/09Ch1J59rlCnAv5ojS77XJ?si=360c449b43f54f56 

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Song: Kevin Morby's Excellent City Music
https://open.spotify.com/track/09Ch1J59rlCnAv5ojS77XJ?si=360c449b43f54f56 

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