UnHoly Mofos

Episode 205 Road Trip and Without a Paddle

Tue, 05 Oct 2021 20:08:04 +0000

In our fifth episode of the year, we once again have to keep things tight talking about two early 2000 comedies. Also lots of talk about Marvel with the new Spider-Man trailer and What If? And more

Music

The Eels - Mr E's Beautiful Blues

Tom Green - The Salmon Song

Wage War - With Teeth

Joey Ramone - What a Wonderful World

Next time, we talk about Tremors. Yes, just one movie.

Episode 204 Angel Heart and The Devil's Advocate

Wed, 28 Jul 2021 18:26:36 +0000

Woah... are you talking to me? Hooha! Yes, Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino (plus Keanu Reeves of course) are in this episode and they are both the devil! Jake is first with Angel Heart with DeNiro and Mickey Rourke, but even if they were not on a time limit that rundown wouldn't be too long. Then of course Sean is assigned with The Devil's Advocate with Pacino and Reeves, wouldn't have it any other way.

Music

New Year's Day - Angel Eyes

Air on a G String

Memphis May Fire - Death Inside

Next time it's Without a Paddle and Road Trip

Episode 203: Dante's Peak and Volcano

Thu, 24 Jun 2021 19:02:56 +0000

A year after the year of tornadoes, 1997 was the year for volcanoes apparently as we got two movies. One being Dante's Peak with Pierce Brosnan and Linda Hamilton and then Volcano with Tommy Lee Jones. Which one is better, which is more scientifically accurate? Take a listen and find out!

Music

Randy Newman - I Love LA

Captain Covington - Sudden Explosion

Dethklok - Volcano

Beartooth - Devastation

Next time around, we talk two of the biggest actors Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino being the devil, with Angel Heart and The Devil's Advocate

Episode 202: Wayne's World 1 & 2

Thu, 27 May 2021 11:52:21 +0000

And we return after yet another extended break! And unfortunately once again this show had to be tight after a late start but we still bring you all a good one! We cut the opening segment to just news and what we've been watching which of course contains big things such as Falcon and Winter Soldier, Godzilla vs Kong, Mortal Kombat and Justice League Snyder Cut. Then to the main attraction, Wayne's World 1 and 2, so much funny shit to talk about with these.

Music

Wayne's World theme

Pop Evil - Breathe Again

Aerosmith - Dude Looks Like A Lady

Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody

Next time (hopefully sooner) we talk some volcano movies that came out the same year: Dante's Peak and Volcano

Episode 201: The Town That Dreaded Sundown 1976 and 2014

Mon, 01 Mar 2021 20:27:24 +0000

We are back! Our first episode of 2021 comes in March this year, so what the hell kept us from recording for two months? Well it was all on Jake's end but rest assured the news is happy. Extremely unexpected but happy. Let's just say that because of this change in his life this episode had to be tight (after the epic Dark Knight episode, that's okay) and we may be a little less regular for a while. So after brief football talk and spoiler filled talk about WandaVision, it's time we talk about The Town That Dreaded Sundown, close to the anniversary where the real life events happened. First is the 1976 thriller which kinda contains some real goofy shit, and then the 2014 sequel/remake/requel whatever you want to call it.

Music

Limp Bizkit - Don't Go Off Wandering

A Trigger Within - Become the Ghost

Bloody Hammers - The Town That Dreaded Sundown

When we record next is up in the air, but we will try to be back to regular schedule afterwards. And when we do come back, it's Wayne's World 1&2

Tales From the Cryosphere: Die Hard

Sun, 27 Dec 2020 04:12:34 +0000

Yipee Kay Yay, Motherfuckers! Cryosphere is back! For the return, we decide since it is Christmas time, let's revisit a Christmas film, and that is Die Hard. Yes, it's a Christmas movie, hands down. Also we have most of the NFW crew, Newty, Suzanne and Gary. Which means things get really off the rails in this one. Let's just say you may never look at Skittles the same after this episode. Also some feedback from Darth Ballsac! Sync up and enjoy!

Music

Dean Martin - Let It Snow

Run DMC - Christmas in Hollis

Episode 200: The Dark Knight Trilogy

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:09:19 +0000

Ho...ly...shit, everybody. This one was a marathon! Another milestone episode, which means it has to be special. Unfortunately we were only able to get one guest, Wildman Willis. The fact that this wasn't a packed house might be a good thing because man this went on so long that it was waaaay past our bedtimes by the time it was over! So the subject is the high profile trilogy from Christopher Nolan, the man who got the taste of Batman and Robin out of our mouths with his Dark Knight trilogy. Sean has the shortest rundown, mostly because technical difficulties in the middle, of Batman Begins. Scott on the other hand has finally had his Scrooged length rundown, with The Dark Knight with Heath Ledger as The Joker. And finally Jake tries to have a short rundown but not quite, as he is talking The Dark Knight Rises, so yes of course expect Tom Hardy Bane impressions, you knew it was coming.

Music:

Rage Against the Machine - Wake Up

Architects - Black Lungs

Kobra and the Lotus - Gotham

Steve Miller Band - The Joker

Next time, after this long one we decided to take it easy with going back to the Cryosphere and since it is Christmas time, we'll be going with Die Hard, because that is a Christmas movie dammit!

As usual with our milestone episodes, almost an hour of outtakes, including what went down during Sean's technical difficulties.

Thanks to our listeners (all two of them) for 200 episodes, here's to 200 more!

Episode 199: Moonraker and For Your Eyes Only

Sun, 29 Nov 2020 17:40:03 +0000

More Roger Moore and Bond, James Bond. But more importantly Sean makes his triumphant return after his year long break, so yeah expect episodes to be a bit longer again! First the girls tournament is coming down to the wire with maybe an upset, bunch of ongoing movie series that keep on going and Jake's read an unused script for one of the Halloween movies. Let's just say that we're glad it did not get used.

Music

Shirley Bassey - Moonraker

Sheena Easton - For Your Eyes Only

Black Veil Brides - Scarlet Cross

Next episode is the big 200, so obviously it has to be a special episode and that's what we are planning. This time it's gonna be Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight trilogy, so expect some voices to be lost by the end of the episode (maybe middle?) with all the impressions.

Episode 198: The Man With The Golden Gun and The Spy Who Loved Me

Sun, 15 Nov 2020 17:26:37 +0000

It's November time, so that must mean it's James Bond month! We continue with some Roger Moore flicks The Man With The Golden Gun and The Spy Who Loved Me, movies featuring Jaws, Tatoo from Fantasy Island and Christopher Lee with a third nipple! Also the girls tournament is heating up with an extremely hard choice for Jake, news of actors returning to wells that made them famous and a return of the fucked up sex acts and man is it gnarly!

Music:

Wage War - Surrounded

Carly Simon - Nobody Does It Better

Lulu - The Man With The Golden Gun

Next time around, more Moore with Moonraker and For Your Eyes Only

Outtakes: Disgusting feet talk after Jake talks about his toe injury

Episode 167: Return to Tales From the Crypt

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 23:33:54 +0000

Happy Halloween, boils and ghouls! Yes we are actually doing an episode on the best holiday ever and what better subject than Tales From the Crypt, which we have not done for two years for some reason! We promise we will be more regular with this shit! Also a big tie in the girls tournament that has Jake sweating, return of Chuck Norris, an unfortunate death and Jake had a week off, so how much Halloween time watches did he make? Hint: a shit ton.

Music

Ice Nine Kills - Thriller

Crematory - Black Celebration

Paradise Lost - Gothic

Type O Negative - All Hallow's Eve

Next time, it's November so that means back to James Bond, with The Spy Who Loved Me and The Man With the Golden Gun. And happy Halloween, and don't forget the big giveaway at 9! Don't forget your masks! It's almost time! Silver Shamrock

Outtakes: Dogs will eat anything

Episode 196: Stir of Echoes and Session 9

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 23:24:08 +0000

In our second 2020 Halloween episode, we talk some mind bending slow burn thrillers. First Jake talks about the 1999 Kevin Bacon film Stir of Echoes and explains why the very end scares the shit out of him. Scott isn't too enthused about Session 9 with David Caruso but it does lead to some interesting discussions. Plus more ties in the girls tournament, a theory about Signs, and Jake's list of What He's Been Watching is expanding again (phrasing?)

Music

Rolling Stones - Paint It Black

AC/DC - Shot In the Dark

Van Halen - Runnin' With The Devil (RIP Eddie)

Next time for the final Halloween episode of the season, we return to a TV show that honestly we should have returned to much sooner. That's right, back to Tales From the Crypt.

Episode 195: Bride of Frankenstein and Creature From the Black Lagoon

Tue, 06 Oct 2020 03:08:19 +0000

Back to the very old days we go, back to Universal Monsters. First off, we turn to the monster and the doctor with The Bride of Frankenstein and then off to the Amazon to visit the Creature From the Black Lagoon. But of course a jam packed opening, with a tie in our tournament, the Bermuda Triangle, could football be in trouble, movies John Carpenter almost made and a kinda short What We've Been Watching even from Jake (remember when his used to be long the first half of the year? That was nice, for him at least).

Music

Wage War - Alive

Hail Sagan - Haterbait

Iced Earth - Frankenstein

Next time around we go a little further in time to the late 90s and early 2000s for a couple of spooky supernatural thrillers known as Stir of Echoes and Session 9.

Episode 194: Escape From New York and LA

Tue, 22 Sep 2020 03:44:05 +0000

Time for some more Carpenter! This time another pairing with him and Kurt Russell in his most famous role as Snake Plissken. Some fun to be had, maybe an unpopular opinion as well? Plus Jake messes up the order of things in the opening segment (blaming waking up a half hour before the show), and talks about a movie that might be considered the worst ever made, so of course he watched it, maybe more than once?

Music

The Browning - Skybreaker

White Zombie - The One

Sugar Ray - 10 Seconds Down

Next time, it's that time of year again! October begins, so does a fun month of talking horror. Starting with going back to Universal movies such like Bride of Frankenstein and Creature From the Black Lagoon.

Episode 193: Cheech and Chong Up in Smoke and Next Movie

Sun, 06 Sep 2020 16:38:06 +0000

This week we talk about the world's most famous stoners Cheech and Chong, a major upset in the girls tournament, is Google listening in on us and Scott says "It is what it is" a lot.

Music:

Cheech and Chong - Up In Smoke

Cheech and Chong - Earache My Eye

War - Lowrider

Korn - Earache My Eye

Jonathan Davis - What It Is

Next time around, it's back to John Carpenter with Escape From New York and LA

Episode 192: Creepshow 1 and 2

Sun, 30 Aug 2020 16:07:39 +0000

This episode we're doing a little double feature of horror anthologies by masters of horror George A Romero and Stephen King, with Creepshow 1 & 2. Of course there is a part 3 but we don't do that and we'll explain why. Also a crap ton of news ranging from sad to a little happy to making us mad, feedback from Ballsac and Jake's What I've Been Watching List has finally been shortened but he makes a shocking revelation.

Music:

Fit For a King - Annihilation

Trivium - Bleed Into Me

Like Moths To Flames - Habitual Decline

Next time (which may be a quick turnaround just to get back on schedule) we will be talking about stoner legends Cheech and Chong with Up in Smoke and Next Movie.

Episode 191 Paul and The Watch

Sun, 09 Aug 2020 17:06:34 +0000

At the beginning of the year we talked about scary alien abductions. Well let's talk about aliens again but now we need laughs more than ever so they're funny aliens, one having the voice of Seth Rogen in fact. After some alien conspiracy theories, more laundry lists of what we've been watching, the subjects are Paul with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost and The Watch with Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn and Jonah Hill.

Music:

Eazy E - Boyz in the Hood

Upon a Burning Body - Living For the Weekend

Son of Dork - We're Not Alone

Corey Taylor - CMFT Must Be Stopped

Next time around, we've got a double feature of George A Romero and Stephen King anthologies. That's right, Creepshow 1 & 2 are the subjects.

Episode 190: Invasion USA and Hellbound

Tue, 28 Jul 2020 03:35:31 +0000

Watch your backs, people. Chuck Norris is back! That's right, this episode we're talking Chuck taking on Russian terrorists in Invasion USA and then taking on Satanists in Hellbound. Let's just say quality may be a little different. Plus more girls of Unholy Mofos, a returning segment, more delays (surprise surprise) and Jake's list of what he's been watching is back to normal, with a bunch of 2020 releases and a couple of Netflix shows.

Music:

Fit For a King - God of Fire

Dimmu Borgir - Spellbound By the Devil

The Chuck Norris song

Next time around it's alien comedies with Paul and The Watch

Episode 189: The Omega Man and I Am Legend

Sun, 12 Jul 2020 19:05:36 +0000

What happens when there is only one man left on Earth? And what if he isn't? That's what we are talking about today with two adaptations of Richard Matheson's I Am Legend. First with the Charlton Heston starring Omega Man and the 2007 version with Will Smith. Of course there was another adaptation that came out before these called The Last Man On Earth with Vincent Price so we briefly talk about that, the book and Jake even watched a few more "adaptations" in his "shorter than usual" list of what he's been watching. Also bear with us in the opening segment as Jake had some sort of construction happening below him. Thankfully you can barely hear it in the final product but it's there.

Music

Eskimo Callboy - Hypa Hypa

Bring Me the Horizon - Parasite Eve

Slipknot - My Plague

Next time, the Chuck Norris jokes are back as we are back to talking some of his movies, with Invasion USA and Hellbound

Episode 188: Stir Crazy and See No Evil Hear No Evil

Sun, 28 Jun 2020 20:26:55 +0000

This week we bring in a double feature of Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor, but not only that. We also have Darth Ballsac as a guest, to bring his wisdom (well more like crude jokes) to the show. It was good having a third member once again. Also we have movie conspiracies and some reviews Jake has looked up, reviews that will make you lose at least 50 IQ points.

Music

Gene Wilder - Crazy

American Head Charge - Just So You Know

Diamante - Ghost Myself

Killswitch Engage - Signal Fire

Next time around, it's the end of the world, at least in the movies we are doing, The Omega Man and I Am Legend.

Episode 187: Red 1 & 2

Sun, 14 Jun 2020 20:06:03 +0000

Now we move on to retired people, Retired and Extremely Dangerous people (if you didn't know what the title meant). Yes we're talking Bruce Willis, John Malkovich and Helen Mirren as retired spies in Red 1 & 2, lots of good fun to be had in these two movies. First more movies have been delayed (shocker), more girls, and more laundry lists of what has been watched. And more feedback from Ballsac and some from Sean as well. But since Sean loves to pipe on it's more of a segment we plug in towards the end where he gives his thoughts on Sleepwalkers.

Music

Aerosmith - Back in the Saddle Again

All That Remains - A Reason For Me To Fight

Devildriver - Keep Away From Me

Mushroomhead - The Heresy

Next time, it's Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor in See No Evil Hear No Evil and Stir Crazy.

Episode 186: Sleepwalkers and The Night Flier

Mon, 01 Jun 2020 12:31:54 +0000

And Stephen King is the subject again! What cocaine fueled stories is he bringing us today? Well we have one involving cats and incest in Sleepwalkers and airplane flying vampires in The Night Flier! Also, round 2 of our Girls of Unholy Mofos tournament, Jake has to bring back Fucked Up Sex Positions just for something he found and more feedback from Darth Ballsac.

Music:

Dope - Blood Money

AC/DC - Night Prowler

Extreme - It's a Monster

Next time, it's Bruce Willis in a double feature in Red and Red 2

Episode 185: Beverly Hills Cop 2&3

Sun, 17 May 2020 19:33:46 +0000

After starting with the first, we go to Beverly Hills one more time to hang out with our hero Axel Foley, maybe there's another adventure with him in the future? Also we start a new tournament where we try to figure out who's gonna be the girl of Unholy Mofos, we encourage you the listeners to participate in. Also hallelujah we got feedback again from good ol' Darth Ballsac, and boy does he have shit to give us.

Music

Bob Seger - Shakedown

AC/DC - Back In Black

Glenn Fry - The Heat Is On

Weezer - Beverly Hills

Next time around, from Beverly Hills all the way to Maine because we are doing more Stephen King with Sleepwalkers and The Night Flier.

Episode 184: Beverly Hills Ninja and Beverly Hills Cop

Wed, 06 May 2020 03:21:00 +0000

We're breaking the social distancing and heading over to Beverly Hills! After a short opening once again made long with Jake's long list of what he's been watching, first we visit the Beverly Hills Ninja with Chris Farley, and then we start another trilogy with Beverly Hills Cop, our first Eddie Murphy movie on this show if you can believe it.

Music:

Carl Douglas - Kung Fu Fighting

From Ashes To New - Panic

Mushroomhead - Seen It All

Next time around we finish up the Beverly Hills Cop trilogy

Episode 183: Night of the Twisters and Into the Storm

Tue, 21 Apr 2020 17:54:43 +0000

It's tornado season and believe it or not there are other movies about tornadoes that aren't named Twister (or Sharknado of course). So we delve into a little made for TV movie called Night of the Twisters featuring Devon Sawa and then some found footage tornado action with Into the Storm. First we actually have some news that just isn't "So and so has been delayed/cancelled" and once again Jake has a laundry list of what he's been watching, including a tornado flick with Bruce Campbell, was it worth the $20 he spent to watch it?

Music

Killswitch Engage - Eye of the Storm

Asking Alexandria - Into the Fire

Dragonforce - Fury of the Storm

Next time around, we'll take a trip to Beverly Hills to visit the Cop and the Ninja. Don't worry, the rest of the Cop flicks are coming afterwards.

Episode 182: Reign of Fire and Dragon Wars

Mon, 06 Apr 2020 03:23:39 +0000

DRAGONS! That's the subject of this show, after a quick opening segment due to news being light (because of guess what?) but Jake making up for it with a laundry list of what he's been watching (because of guess what?) it's time to talk some dragon flicks. First it's the one with Christian Bale and Matthew McConaughey called Reign of Fire and then there's Dragon Wars, which is let's just say at least fun to talk about.

Music

Jimi Hendrix - Fire

AC/DC - Burnin' Alive

Dragonforce - Through the Fire and Flames

Gotthard - Firedance

Next time around, we're going from fire to wind with tornado movies, Into the Storm and Night of the Twisters

Episode 181: Stripes and Police Academy

Mon, 23 Mar 2020 17:12:52 +0000

In this time of crisis while you are stuck in your homes, why not give us a listen while we talk about two early 80s comedies. First Scott wonders if Jake should keep doing Fucked Up Sex Acts, a little talk about the crazy free agency of the NFL and pretty much how this whole coronavirus is effecting the movies and TV shows.

Music:

Fozzy - Drinking With Jesus

Jack Mack and the Heart Attack - I'm Gonna Be Somebody

Puscifer - Lighten Up Francis

Next time around, dragons are the subject with Reign of Fire and Dragon Wars

Episode 180: The Prowler and Blood Creek

Tue, 10 Mar 2020 12:06:53 +0000

This week it's two WWII themed horror flicks, with the really gory slasher classic The Prowler and Blood Creek from the director of Bat Nipples Batman and starring young Magneto and the Superman who yells MARTHA!!

Music:

Trivium - Pull Harder On the Strings of Your Martyr

Avenged Sevenfold - Scream

Iron Maiden - The Prowler

Next time around it's a few 80s comedies with Stripes and Police Academy

Episode 179: Billy Madison and Anger Management

Tue, 25 Feb 2020 04:14:14 +0000

After nearly five years, we're back to talking about Adam Sandler movies and boy what a treat is was! First let's call the shit poo with the classic Billy Madison and then a collab with Sandler and Jack Nicholson in Anger Management. Plenty of laughs with this one!

Music:

The Word Alive - K.F.

Course of Nature - Anger Cage

Alice In Chains - Angry Chair

Next time around it's horror flicks with a WWII theme to them, with The Prowler and Blood Creek

Episode 178: Fire in the Sky and The Fourth Kind

Tue, 11 Feb 2020 18:53:40 +0000

Not going into space in this episode, this time space is coming to us! That's right, alien abductions are the subject here, both based on true stories? Hmmm listen to find that out. Also a little Super Bowl talk where we don't hate one of the teams, talking about the commercials from that game and much more

Music

Paradise Lost - Symbol of Life

Slipknot - Danger Keep Away

Amorphis - Alone

Next time around, Adam Sandler returns to the show with Billy Madison and Anger Management

The ending music is substituted with the calls from the ending credits of The Fourth Kind, plus the outtakes of Jake explaining all the Kinds of alien encounters.

Episode 177: Gremlins 2 The New Batch and Small Soldiers

Mon, 27 Jan 2020 13:15:11 +0000

Well after a few years or so we return to Gremlins with part 2 the New Batch featuring a crap ton of cameos for us to talk about, and then we follow that up with another Joe Dante flick about tiny things causing big problems with Small Soldiers. But first a quick talk about the Super Bowl, a quick rant about PG-13 horror movies and more.

Music:

Edwin Starr - War

Slayer - Angel of Death

Drowning Pool - All Over Me

Faith No More - Surprise! You're Dead

Next time around, alien abductions are the subject with Fire In The Sky and The Fourth Kind