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        <title>Dipper</title>
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        <title>Bafoon</title>
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        <title>Mass Brawl!</title>
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        <title>It won't render</title>
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        <title>Losing Interest</title>
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        <title>Dead Mayor</title>
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        <itunes:author>Two White Muslims</itunes:author>
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        <title>Episode 53 - Accents</title>
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        <title>Episode 49 - Balance out the hormones </title>
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        <title>Episode 47 - PC gone mad!</title>
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        <title>Episode 46 - ABCDE!</title>
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        <title>Episode 45 - Just a runny nose</title>
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        <title>Episode 39 - Deep fried crickets</title>
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        <title>Episode 44 - Hang on love</title>
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        <title>Episode 43 - Pushy Dads</title>
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        <title>Episode 42 - How can a man grow 2 inches</title>
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                    <comments>https://twowhitemuslims.podbean.com/e/episode-42-how-can-a-man-grow-2-inches/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2019 02:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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        <title>Episode 41 - PIA</title>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Enjoy the unique, witty banter of the Two White Muslims as they chat about topics of the day and generally set the world to rights! Comedy with an Islamic twist.</p>
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        <title>Episode 32 - Why the long face?</title>
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        <title>Episode 29 - Cow Cow Cow!</title>
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        <title>Episode 28 - Messing with the moon</title>
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        <title>Episode 27 - UFOs over Manchester</title>
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        <title>Episode 26 - This might hurt</title>
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        <title>Episode 25 - You'll take somebody's eye out!</title>
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        <title>Episode 23 - Ooooouuuuuch!!</title>
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        <title>Episode 21 - Five Tiny Hands</title>
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        <title>Episode 20 - I've turned into my dad!</title>
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        <title>Episode 19 - Deep Fried Bounty</title>
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        <title>Episode 18 - Abominable </title>
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        <title>Episode 17 - Geography Teachers</title>
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        <title>Episode 15 - You're under cardiac arrest</title>
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        <title>Episode 14 - White men can't dance</title>
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        <title>Episode 13 - Better Lilo</title>
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        <title>Episode 11 - "I am what I am..." </title>
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