TV My Husband Hates

Episode 87: Captain Save-A-Ho!

Mon, 21 Jun 2021 10:56:52 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss the sip-n-see that isn't a sip-n-see, the final episode of Below Deck Sailing Yacht, why we would never buy from Ramona, how Brody growing up make us nervous, why Bravo better not drag out the Erika drama for too long and the Auntie FBI.

(Shahs of Sunset, Below Deck Sailing Yacht, The Real Housewives of New York, The Hills: New Beginnings, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Family Karma)

Minisode 24: It could be a massacre!

Wed, 16 Jun 2021 08:28:54 -0600

This is the deep dive into The Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion!

Episode 86: You're so articulate!

Mon, 14 Jun 2021 15:25:17 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss toxic Mike, the growth of MJ and GG, drunk Gary vs. sober Gary, Queen Eboni the gracious, Heather the self righteous, Sonja the sage, Sutton vs. Crystal, why Lisa's apology is totally inappropriate and the return of Family Karma. (Shahs of Sunset, Below Deck Sailing Yacht, The Real Housewives of New York, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Family Karma)

Episode 85: I shop at fucking Target, bitch!

Sun, 30 May 2021 07:14:14 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss dick pics, chafing vs. Chlamydia, Eboni the housewife whisperer, and why Sutton need to shut the fuck up and listen.

(Shahs of Sunset, Below Deck Sailing Yacht, The Real Housewives of New York, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills)

Minisode 23: Whose pussy was murdered in those sheets?

Sun, 23 May 2021 02:30:00 -0600

This is the one where we dive deep into The Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion, reluctantly.

Minisode 22: Who's the COVID girl now?

Sun, 23 May 2021 02:30:00 -0600

Welcome to our deep dive into The Real Housewives of Dallas reunion!

Episode 84: Too big is just a nuisance!

Sun, 23 May 2021 02:30:00 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss the return of the Shahs and shady Mike, titties for Trump and STDs, Eboni the Ramona whisperer, Brody in the bath, the sadistic dentist that is Kathy Hilton, and introducing the kids to Keeping Up.

This week we want to extend a massive thank you to our newest patrons Lindsey and Maura. Thank you guys so much for supporting the podcast.

(Shahs of Sunset, Below Deck Sailing Yacht, The Real Housewives of New York, The Hills: New Beginnings, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Keeping Up with the Kardashians)

Episode 83: I get my "help" wrong!

Mon, 17 May 2021 06:48:36 -0600

The week Cat and Reagan discuss the high school disco that Below Deck Sailing Yacht has become, why Leah should be the casting agent on The Real Housewives of New York, our differing views on Louis, why it is time for Joe Gorga to evolve, how Brody Jenner is still the hottest man on TV and Surrogacy on KUWTK.

Here is the link to the Instagram account Nori's Black Book as referenced on KUWTK.

Here is the link to Whitney Port's You Tube page to watch her and her husband recap episodes of The Hills.

(Below Deck Sailing Yacht, The Real Housewives of New York, The Real Housewives of New Jersey, The Hills: New Beginnings, and Keeping up with the Kardashians)

Episode 82: I'm allergic to alcohol.

Sun, 09 May 2021 11:39:10 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss the ship of sex shenanigans, how Eboni is just what RHONY needs, why we are team David and Dolores, and the epic debate on Keeping up with the Kardashians.

(Below Deck Sailing Yacht, The Real Housewives of New York, The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Keeping up with the Kardashians)

Episode 81: Getting the Vitamin D.

Sun, 02 May 2021 10:13:29 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss the single white female that is Sydney, how Danni's up the duff, how Kary is self medicating, why everyone needs to get out of Teresa and Dolores' business and the car crash that is the final season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

(Below Deck Sailing Yacht, The Real Housewives of Dallas, The Real Housewives of New Jersey and Keeping Up with the Kardashians)

Episode 80: Professional Cockblocker

Sun, 18 Apr 2021 20:09:25 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss Sydney's super successful cockblocking skills, how Gary is so professionally unprofessional, why Kary spicing up the bedroom is all wrong, why mums get a raw deal and how Kris Jenner is a bigger woman than we are.

(Below Deck Sailing Yacht, The Real Housewives of Dallas, The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Keeping up with the Kardashians)

Episode 79: She ain't my type of bitch.

Mon, 12 Apr 2021 06:57:14 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan decide to drop RHOA, discuss the most awkward thruple we've seen so far, how Kari is not recognizing her privilege or remembering her manners, why Joey and Melissa will make it through this rocky patch and the shit show that is Khloe Kardashian right now.

(The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Below Deck Sailing Yacht, The Real Housewives of Dallas, The Real Housewives of New Jersey and Keeping up with the Kardashians)

Episode 78: Did You Get That Confidence In Jail?

Mon, 05 Apr 2021 03:19:42 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss dropping RHOA from the schedule, how the vile guests on BDSY aren't wrong about the service, how it's easy to mum kids that aren't your own, why everyone needs to be more aware of their own triggers and why the world would be a better place if Scott and Courtney got back together.

(The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Below Deck Sailing Yacht, The Real Housewives of Dallas, The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Keeping up with the Kardashians)

Episode 77: I want to get my peach kissed!

Mon, 22 Mar 2021 08:46:02 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss the two vaguely interesting things happening in Atlanta, why we are team Gary against all our better judgement, the shampoo shaman, why its okay for Bill to get shitfaced but Jen gets judged, and why you don't have to love Kim K but you can't call her stupid.

(The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Below Deck Sailing Yacht, The Real Housewives of Dallas, The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Keeping up with the Kardashians)

Minisode 21: He buys me Chanel

Sun, 14 Mar 2021 17:57:19 -0600

It's the deep dive into The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Reunion.

Episode 76: White Girl Wasted

Sun, 14 Mar 2021 17:55:30 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss Kenya, Kenya, Kenya, the boat of debauchery, why people should stop picking on Tiffany and how the "Tackie" feud rages on.

(The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Below Deck Sailing Yacht, The Real Housewives of Dallas, The Real Housewives of New Jersey)

Episode 75: Social Justice Snatch

Tue, 09 Mar 2021 17:00:23 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss exactly what went down in South Carolina, the reunion which was just as uneventful as the season, the new yachties on the sexy sail boat, bullshit projection during uncomfortable dinners in Austin, only child issues, pranking Joey Gorga, and how Gia seems to be the only adult in the Giudice household.

(The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Below Deck, Below Deck Sailing Yacht, The Real Housewives of Dallas, The Real Housewives of New Jersey)

Episode 74: Blow Job Therapy

Sun, 21 Feb 2021 12:48:14 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss what makes a terrible host, how Covid cancelled Captain Lee and the crew, bullying in Dallas and how we are so thankful that New Jersey is back so we can talk about David's testicle head and why you can't spread rumors if you don't have receipts.

(The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Below Deck, The Real Housewives of Dallas, The Real Housewives of New Jersey)

Minisode 20: Muppet Mouth

Sun, 14 Feb 2021 12:09:19 -0600

Welcome to the Southern Charm Reunion minisode!

Episode 73: Crystal Good Vibes

Sun, 14 Feb 2021 12:07:40 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss entitled white kids, why men are really committed to keeping women down, angry chefs, why working moms need curfews and bad southern etiquette.

(Below Deck and The Real Housewives of Dallas)

Episode 72: It's my Birthday!

Mon, 08 Feb 2021 14:59:16 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss shitty hostess behavior, energy healers, and Kary doubling down on dickhead behavior.

This week, Eliza from https://www.instagram.com/facereality16/ joins us to chat all things RHOSLC. Go follow her to stay on top of all the tea on your favorite Reality TV.

(The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Below Deck, The Real Housewives of Dallas and The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City)

Minisode 19: We want a REBOOT.

Sun, 31 Jan 2021 08:46:56 -0600

This is Cat and Reagan's deep dive into the dumpster fire of The Real Housewives of the O.C.

Episode 71: I love Balls!

Sun, 31 Jan 2021 08:45:19 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss the rules on buying panties for friends, fragile male egos, Kary's split personality, and why we loved Lisa and Meredith this week.

(The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Below Deck, The Real Housewives of Dallas, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City)

Episode 70: Sober TED talk.

Mon, 25 Jan 2021 08:39:01 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss social activism in Atlanta, high functioning alcoholics, chickenfeetgate, finding yourself after kids, the worst date ever and why we are pissed at Madison.

(The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Below Deck, The Real Housewives of Dallas, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Southern Charm)

Episode 69: Balls on the perineum.

Sun, 17 Jan 2021 14:02:46 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss blended families, lesbian phases, entitled dickheads, drunken chefs, real discussions on race, chicken feet, why we are glad that the O.C. is over, owning your own shit, and white privilege.

(The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Below Deck, The Real Housewives of Dallas, The Real Housewives of the O.C., The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Southern Charm)

Minisode 18: The Thirst book

Sun, 10 Jan 2021 13:18:46 -0600

It's a minisode y'all! This is our deep dive into The Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion!

Episode 68: High End Hoarder

Sun, 10 Jan 2021 13:17:09 -0600

We're back! This week Cat and Reagan discuss how Ralph shows his true colors, what happens when Captain Lee looses his shit, how we are all looking forward to the end of the O.C., the Oedipus complex in Salt Lake City and the unconscious bias of South Carolina.

(The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Below Deck, The Real Housewives of the O.C., The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Southern Charm)

Episode 67: Eat my cooter!

Mon, 21 Dec 2020 09:26:02 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss absentee husbands, domestic gaslighting, when chefs flip their shit, the politics of the O.C., how to be a good wing-girl and when it's just not cute to talk like a baby.

(The Real Housewives of Atlanta, The Real Housewives of the O.C., Below Deck, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and Southern Charm)

Episode 66: You've got to get your fight back dog.

Sun, 13 Dec 2020 16:34:35 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss pre-wedding therapy, the return of the Atlanta housewives, boring Below Deck, double standards when it comes to domestic abuse, race issues in Charleston.

(The Real Housewives of Potomac, The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Below Deck, The Real Housewives of the O.C., The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Southern Charm)

Minisode 17: David Yontef | Behind the Velvet Rope

Sun, 06 Dec 2020 18:47:43 -0600

This week we welcome David Yontef as our guest. Host of the uber popular reality TV podcast, Behind The Velvet Rope, David has made it his life’s work to get up close and personal with all the reality TV stars you can think of. In this episode, he spills the tea on the Bravolebrities he loves, the ones he loathes and the ones that surprise him. He also joins us for our weekly discussion of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - although we get kind of distracted with the OC, New York, Jersey and everything else in between. We consider ourselves die hard reality TV fans, but David takes this to a whole new wonderful level and we love him for it. A true joy to sit down with - enjoy this very special episode.

Find him on Instagram at @behindvelvetrope and on iTunes at https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/behind-the-velvet-rope/id1496557812

Episode 65: Get serious or get out!

Sun, 06 Dec 2020 18:42:59 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss cultural expectations of the second generation, why we think Below Deck is below par, how the OC ladies cope with lockdown, and how the statues must come down.

(The Real Housewives of Potomac, Below Deck, The Real Housewives of the O.C., The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Southern Charm)

Episode 64: I retired my mouth.

Sun, 29 Nov 2020 08:37:28 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss afternoon wanks, character assassinations, why we'd be great on a super yacht, marrying for money and psychopathic teenagers.

(The Real Housewives of Potomac, Below Deck, The Real Housewives of the O.C. and The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City)

Episode 63: Fish on fish.

Sun, 22 Nov 2020 02:00:00 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss character assassination, chasing the buzz, "vowel" renewals, hospital smells, the bitchiest housewife we've ever seen, and Coronavirus in South Carolina.

(The Real Housewives of Potomac, Below Deck, The Real Housewives of the O.C., The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and Southern Charm)

Episode 62: They want up my asshole.

Sun, 08 Nov 2020 15:16:12 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss post natal depression, the stud of the sea, why we need our kids to leave us the fuck alone, co-parenting and gin vs. vodka martinis.

(The Real Housewives of Potomac, Below Deck, The Real Housewives of the O.C., Keeping up with the Kardashians, and Southern Charm.)

Episode 61: She feels alive in drama.

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 08:23:28 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss why telepathy is a shitty form of communication, why mums need to stop being martyrs, weaponizing sobriety and the Peter Pans of Charleston.

(The Real Housewives of Potomac, The Real Housewives of the O.C., Keeping Up with The Kardashians, Southern Charm)

Episode 60: Prosecuted to the fullest extent

Sun, 25 Oct 2020 02:00:00 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss couples therapy, why dickheads are made not born, being sober on TV, Codependency, and why we'll be filming our kids more.

(The Real Housewives of Potomac, The Real Housewives of the O.C. and Keeping Up with the Kardashians)

Episode 59: Feeling things is scary.

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 13:25:30 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss should you leave it to the law when your friend assaults you, dressing up to spice things up, toxic insecurity, having the balls to admit you have a problem and watching coronavirus grow with 2020 vision.

(The Real Housewives of Potomac, Below Deck Mediterranean, The Real Housewives of the OC and Keeping up with the Kardashians)

Episode 58: Ask and you shall receive.

Sun, 11 Oct 2020 02:00:00 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss being sorry but not sorry, people who get in their own way, how being a woman with anger issues doesn't make it cute, and why sisterly love isn't all that.

(The Real Housewives of Potomac, Below Deck Mediterranean and Keeping Up with the Kardashians)

Episode 57: That's embarrassing.

Sun, 04 Oct 2020 07:08:18 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss why you always loose when you resort to violence, couples therapy, the Lady Macbeth of the yacht and a fear of spiders.

(The Real Housewives of Potomac, Below Deck Mediterranean and Keeping Up with The Kardashians)

Minisode 16: It's too late to apologize

Thu, 01 Oct 2020 09:08:21 -0600

In this minisode Cat and Reagan deep dive into The Real Housewives of New York Reunion!

Minisode 15: Motherfuckers... I'm out!

Wed, 30 Sep 2020 09:19:55 -0600

Cat and Reagan do a deep dive into The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion.

Episode 56: Not for Lazy Moms

Sun, 27 Sep 2020 02:00:00 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss why you shouldn't stay together for the kids, mum shaming, grown men who act like babies and the world before corona.

(The Real Housewives of Potomac, Below Deck Mediterranean and Keeping Up with the Kardashians)

Episode 55: I don't have an old vagina!

Tue, 22 Sep 2020 09:00:23 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss how to have a grown up conversation, why we hate hangover deniers, chefs that bully and budget Goop.

(The Real Housewives of Potomac, Below Deck Mediterranean, Keeping up with the Kardashians)

Episode 54: Bye Bye Friend-zone!

Tue, 15 Sep 2020 05:43:24 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss the end of the Kardashian Era, how you never know what kind of mum you'll be, how you shouldn't talk about other people's booty holes, why banter is important and why some relationships should just end.

(The Real Housewives of Potomac and Below Deck Mediterranean)

Episode 53: 2020's going to be a good year!

Tue, 08 Sep 2020 07:00:00 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss crappy dads, mum shaming, the power of positivity and the end of The Real Housewives of New York.

(The Real Housewives of Potomac, Below Deck Mediterranean, Million Dollar Listing LA, The Real Housewives of New York)

Episode 52: Karen from Human Resources

Wed, 02 Sep 2020 07:00:00 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss getting back together after divorce, keeping your marriage together after a baby, why whiny chefs make your sex parts shrivel, and why you never stand up a mate.

(The Real Housewives of Potomac, Below Deck Mediterranean, Million Dollar Listing LA, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, The Real Housewives of New York)

Episode 51: House Daddy

Tue, 25 Aug 2020 07:46:00 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss how a peloton doesn't make you nice on the inside, why chefs are always grumpy bastards, why Cat and Reagan would never leave an awkward situation gracefully, and why its time for a cast shake up on The Real Housewives of New York. (The Real Housewives of Potomac, Below Deck Mediterranean, Million Dollar Listing LA, The Real housewives of Beverly Hills, The Real Housewives of New York)

Episode 50: If you don't want to be here, GO!

Mon, 17 Aug 2020 08:20:21 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss how refreshing it is to see the truths of motherhood, drugs on board and maritime law, mean girl vibes in Rome and theories on the evolution of the hangover.

(The Real Housewives of Potomac, Below Deck Mediterranean, Million Dollar Listing LA, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, The Real Housewives of New York)

Minisode 14: Swinging Schlongs

Mon, 17 Aug 2020 08:14:50 -0600

It's the Shahs of Sunset reunion! We have been waiting for it to come out for ages, is there hope?

Episode 49: I like spicy dick!

Tue, 11 Aug 2020 07:00:00 -0600

This week both Cat and Reagan are back to discuss why the fuck you would potty train a 9 month old, the gigantic conspiracy theory of Below Deck Med, Denise the denier and liar, and angry drunks.

(The Real Housewives of Potomac, Below Deck Mediterranean, Million Dollar Listing LA, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, The Real Housewives of New York)

Episode 48: She said the two of you had sex

Mon, 10 Aug 2020 08:01:14 -0600

In this week's episode, Reagan is flying solo while Cat is on vacation and discusses possible staff shake ups on the Below Deck Med boat, Santa Monica overpriced house porn, Italian fashion porn, the Brandi bomb-drop, the faces of Erika Giradi and why it's never your job to talk about someone else's mental health.

(Below Deck Mediterranean, Million Dollar Listing LA, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, The Real Housewives of New York)

Episode 47: It will probably look like a MAGA rally.

Mon, 27 Jul 2020 07:00:00 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss why micromanaging doesn't work, how we all know what a thrupple is (including you Denise) and why Luann's "charity work" is offensive.

(Below Deck Mediterranean, Million Dollar Listing LA, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and The Real Housewives of New York)

Episode 46: We're all one drink away from a mugshot.

Tue, 21 Jul 2020 09:00:00 -0600

This week Cat discusses strong women and fragile egos, why we always make a huge life changes when we're pregnant, the ghosts of housewives past and why playing the victim is never a good look.

(Below Deck Mediterranean, Million Dollar Listing LA, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and The Real Housewives of New York)

Minisode 13: Blacks get hurt more than whites.

Thu, 16 Jul 2020 09:56:48 -0600

In this special episode, Cat and Reagan discuss Ava DuVernay's 2016 documentary investigating the claim that slavery was never abolished, it simply evolved. This episode is part of our commitment to supporting the Black Lives Matter movement by using our platform to promote Black creators and storytellers.

Episode 45: I don't need you in my show!

Mon, 13 Jul 2020 09:00:00 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss misogyny on the boat (AGAIN), how refreshing it is to see an unapologetic successful businesswoman, charlatans and why the vino does not like Luann. (Below Deck Mediterranean, Million Dollar Listing LA, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and The Real Housewives of New York)

Episode 44: You're the crew mess creep.

Sun, 05 Jul 2020 16:24:58 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss why you should kill people with kindness, how you always want a showman to sell your house, and why Ramona should have her own birthday but doesn't deserve it.

(Below Deck Mediterranean, Million Dollar Listing LA, The Real Housewives of New York)

Episode 43: I can drink wine out of the box.

Mon, 29 Jun 2020 06:49:52 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss how stupid misogynists are worse than smart misogynists, why the women are still killing it on the boat and why women should never apologize for being tough in business.

Massive thanks to Joey Dark for becoming our newest Patreon supporter, If you would also like to support us, head over to https://www.patreon.com/tvmyhusbandhates.

(Below Deck Mediterranean and Million Dollar Listing LA)

Episode 42: I choose happiness.

Mon, 22 Jun 2020 14:34:37 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan chat all about being one stew down, nanny duties, house porn and why Million Dollar Listing LA may have the personalities to carry this season.

(Below Deck Mediterranean and Million Dollar Listing LA)

Minisode 12: I'm a work in progress!

Mon, 22 Jun 2020 14:31:49 -0600

It's the Vanderpump Rules reunion and it was spicy!

Episode 41: Fuck you, Carrot!

Mon, 15 Jun 2020 14:03:27 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss the BDSY reunion, Lara the loon and why Dorinda is loosing her goddamn mind.

(Below Deck Sailing Yacht, Below Deck Mediterranean, and The Real Housewives of New York)

Episode 40: I thought you'd have a penis.

Sun, 07 Jun 2020 10:53:28 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss the new personalities sailing in the Med, public shade throwing, what happens when men try to silence the opposition, and why even if you aren't happy with who shows up to the party you still need to be civil.

(Below Deck Mediterranean, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, The Real Housewives of New York)

Minisode 11: Those titties are social distancing!

Sun, 31 May 2020 07:07:31 -0600

Welcome to minisode 11! This one is a deep dive into Bravo's first virtual reunion, The Real Housewives of Atlanta.

Episode 39: Fan-Fucking-Tastic

Sun, 31 May 2020 07:03:52 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss the line between being an asshole and bullying, why we need to talk to our teenagers about sex and why you should always bring someone a cheeseburger when they are hungover.

(Below Deck Sailing Yacht, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, The Real Housewives of New York)

Minisode 10: The Last Dance

Wed, 27 May 2020 13:57:40 -0600

It's another minisode! This week we take a dive into the documentary, The Last Dance. We have taken a bit of a detour with this minisode as both of our husbands loved this documentary. If you have been shying away from it, dive in... It's not just about the sport. You can currently watch The Last Dance on Netflix and ESPN.

Episode 38: Calm your tits!

Sun, 24 May 2020 15:25:46 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss guests on blow, women who deserve better but are sometimes blinded by abs, when petty playground behavior stops being cute and why it is never a good idea to send nudes.

(Below Deck Sailing Yacht, Vanderpump Rules, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, The Real Housewives of New York)

Episode 37: I am fucking Denise Richards!

Sat, 16 May 2020 16:12:10 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss relationships that are too big for small boats, misogynists in feminist clothing, sex talk etiquette and why bullying is never okay.

A special thanks to our new Patreon patron Kelly Smith, thank you so much for your support.

(Below Deck Sailing Yacht, Vanderpump Rules, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, The Real Housewives of New York)

Episode 36: Blame it on the crows.

Sun, 10 May 2020 08:28:52 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss superstitions on board the yacht, post wedding blues, snakes in Brett's clothing and why drinking is probably not the best idea when you are in AA.

A special thanks to our Patreon Patron Amy Maher-Zaun, thank you so much for your support!

(Below Deck Sailing Yacht, Vanderpump Rules, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, The Real Housewives of New York)

Minisode 9: Too Hot to Handle

Sun, 03 May 2020 14:52:18 -0600

It's another minisode! This one is all about the Netflix sensation Too Hot to Handle. Make sure you watch before listening, there are spoilers!

Episode 35: Returning to the scene of the crime.

Sun, 03 May 2020 14:50:26 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss why Family Karma needs a season 2, the most awkward proposal in the world, mausoleum shopping and how sometimes being honest can land you in a load of shit.

(Family Karma, Below Deck Sailing Yacht, Vanderpump Rules, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Keeping up with the Kardashians, The Real Housewives of New York, Shahs of Sunset)

Episode 34: There's a vibrator in the chicken!

Mon, 27 Apr 2020 07:19:49 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss how you always respect the Mother in Law but you make sure to stand up to her, trust fund babies, the witches of WeHo and how if you aren't having weekends like the Real Housewives New York, you need to step up your game.

(The Real Housewives Atlanta, Family Karma, Below Deck Sailing Yacht, Vanderpump Rules, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, The Real Housewives of New York, Shahs of Sunset)

Episode 33: We both lacked complete empathy.

Sun, 19 Apr 2020 14:30:30 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss what is actually "couples goals", entitled prep boys, Vegas weddings, the launch of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Co-parenting and the fate of a 30 year friendship.

(The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Family Karma, Below Deck Sailing Yacht, Vanderpump Rules, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, The Real Housewives of New York, Shahs of Sunset)

Episode 32: The Yoda of pussy.

Sun, 12 Apr 2020 10:07:56 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss how miscarriages aren't karma, the juggle struggle, parenting in the time of Corona, and why Kim Kardashian is just like the rest of us.

(Shahs of Sunset, The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Family Karma, Below Deck Sailing Yacht, Vanderpump Rules, Keeping Up with The Kardashians, The Real Housewives of New York)

Minisode 8: That bitch Carole Baskin.

Sun, 05 Apr 2020 14:13:16 -0600

Welcome to minisode 8 where Cat and Reagan do a deep dive into the Netflix Series Tiger King. There are spoilers in this podcast so please watch the series before listening to the podcast.

Episode 31: Is Pussyfoot legal?

Sun, 05 Apr 2020 14:11:31 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss why it's weird to ask your friends to pick sides when you are forty, how sometimes you just need a little sleep, is reality tv good for family relations, and the new kid on the block of NYC. (Shahs of Sunset, Family Karma, Below Deck Sailing Yacht, Vanderpump Rules, Keeping up with The Kardashians, The Real Housewives of New York)

Minisode 7: Satan has arrived in the building.

Tue, 31 Mar 2020 07:32:56 -0600

Welcome to Minisode 7! This minisode is a deep dive into the reunion of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Episode 30: "I have sooo much to do" (Whiny voice)

Sun, 29 Mar 2020 09:28:31 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss why conversation is better than a restraining order, why we are all bored of Atlanta, resting annoying face and why Kourtney Kardashian is an annoying cow bag. (Shahs of Sunset, The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Family Karma, Below Deck Sailing Yacht, Vanderpump Rules and Keeping up with the Kardashians)

Episode 29: Douchebags be gone.

Sun, 22 Mar 2020 07:37:14 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss R. Kelly, when a joke is not a joke, how to stand up to your mother in law, and the wedding and proposal that we have all been waiting for. (Shahs of Sunset, The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Family Karma, Below Deck Sailing Yacht, Vanderpump Rules, and Very Cavalleri.)

Episode 28: Besties with testis.

Mon, 16 Mar 2020 13:23:50 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss throwing your friend under the bus, grandfathers that like to go to Hooters, why you don't have to grab pussy to assault someone and the most drawn out wedding of all time. (Shahs of Sunset, The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Family Karma, Below Deck Sailing Yacht, Vanderpump Rules, and Very Cavalleri)

(This podcast was record before the massive Coronavirus outbreak. Please keep that in mind while listening. Also massive apologies for the sound, we were having some technical difficulties.)

TVMHH Special: Natalie Lee

Wed, 11 Mar 2020 13:46:28 -0600

Cat and Reagan are so excited about this chat with Natalie Lee (@stylemesunday and @iamfeelingmyself2020) about body positivity, female sexuality and how reality tv impacts both. To get tickets to the next Feeling Myself event use this link: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/dancebox-style-me-sunday-presents-feeling-myself-tickets-93925259981?aff=ebdssbdestsearch

Episode 27: Smexual Tension...

Wed, 11 Mar 2020 13:32:29 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss the juggle struggle, what happens in Vegas, working with your partner and all the wedding drama. (The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Shahs of Sunset, Below Deck Sailing Yacht, Vanderpump Rules and Very Cavalleri)

Minisode 6: Consent is sexy.

Thu, 05 Mar 2020 09:48:27 -0600

Anchor's away! In this minisode, Cat and Reagan focus on the Below Deck reunion. They discuss the tension between the sexes on the boat this season, issues surrounding unwanted sexual advances and at the end of the day there is nothing sexier than consent.

Episode 26: I was influenced!

Mon, 02 Mar 2020 02:42:57 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss pre-marriage counseling, Alpha rolls, pregnant opossums and the opossum doula, and how to be a shit leader. (The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Shaws of Sunset, Below Deck Sailing Yacht, Vanderpump Rules, The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Very Cavalleri)

Episode 25: You're Jon Snowing yourself so hard right now.

Sun, 23 Feb 2020 08:04:46 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss being the bigger person, blackouts and self loathing, inappropriate texting, homophobic pastors and why the boys of New Jersey are so much fun. (The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Shahs of Sunset, Below Deck Sailing Yacht, Vanderpump Rules, The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Very Cavalleri)

Episode 24: I'm gonna shag your socks off!

Sun, 16 Feb 2020 17:28:16 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss couples therapy, strip Jenga on a Tuesday morning, the Persian collector and the pitfalls of being on a reality tv show when you are a teen. (The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Shahs of Sunset, Below Deck Sailing Yacht, Vanderpump Rules, The Real Housewives of New Jersey and Very Cavalleri)

Episode 23: I love a drunk tattoo.

Sun, 09 Feb 2020 16:19:09 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss South African attitudes towards women, men that get naked when they're drunk, home schooling, and why you should never tell anyone that their wife needs a good shag. (Below Deck, Below Deck Sailing Yacht, Vanderpump Rules, The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Very Cavalleri)

Episode 22: Karma is my spirit animal.

Mon, 03 Feb 2020 10:26:37 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss erect cock cakes, booking sex dates, what really goes on in strip clubs and why throwing crockery is never a good idea. This week we also have a special guest contribution from ex-yacht stew, Hannah @the_savvy_mummy on instagram. (Below Deck, Vanderpump Rules, The Real Housewives of New Jersey and Very Cavalleri)

Episode 21: Mediocre powers of rage texting.

Sun, 26 Jan 2020 01:01:00 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss fat Steve Urkel, why Below Deck is highlighting everything that is wrong in the world, awkward love triangles and why money can't buy you class. (The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Below Deck, Vanderpump Rules, The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Very Cavalleri)

Episode 20: We're just having fun, right?

Mon, 20 Jan 2020 20:17:12 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss Snakegate, crappy pelvic floors, low sperm counts and the cutest couple on reality tv. (The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Below Deck, Vanderpump Rules, The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Very Cavalleri)

Minisode 5: Let the hanging begin.

Wed, 15 Jan 2020 11:17:54 -0600

Welcome to minisode 5! Cat and Reagan focus on The Real Housewives of Dallas Reunion. They discuss whether your vows are the right time to diss your mom/mum, the viability of using Frozen quotes in an argument and whether or not Leanne is a racist.

Episode 19: That's old school stripper fighting.

Sun, 12 Jan 2020 01:02:00 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss sexy 70 year old men, fighting with strippers and real relationships. (The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Below Deck, The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Very Cavallari)

Minisode 4: She's a best selling bitch

Sat, 11 Jan 2020 15:29:49 -0600

It's another minisode(ish) Cat and Reagan have a special guest Mirah, a reproductive rights specialist and activist from Chicago by way of Lahore Pakistan. Mirah helps with local legislation for sexual education and tenant rights. A very recent fan of Bravo TV and would die for Lisa Vanderpump, not to be dramatic. Cat, Reagan and Mirah chat all things women's health and the premier of Vanderpump Rules.

Episode 18: Her puss has teeth and claws.

Sun, 05 Jan 2020 18:54:11 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss owning your shit vs barefaced lying, why sexual harassment doesn't just mean rape, reason eleventy billion twenty why we love Captain Lee and the pathological liar of New Jersey. (The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Below Deck, and The Real Housewives of New Jersey)

Episode 17: Christmas Baunch

Wed, 01 Jan 2020 13:55:47 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss spoiling surprises, unhealthy relationships with alcohol and male aggression as well as the inevitable results of telling a woman to calm down. (The Real Housewives of Atlanta and Below Deck)

Minisode 3: I started this show!

Tue, 31 Dec 2019 14:20:10 -0600

Welcome to minisode 3! Cat and Reagan spend this entire minisode dissecting the RHOC reunion. WOW, it was a lot!

Episode 16: I sat on Julio Iglesias' lap.

Sun, 22 Dec 2019 15:37:29 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss the future of the Kardashian dynasty, bush diving, racism and why telling women to calm down is not a good idea.

(Keeping up with the Kardashians, The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Below Deck, The Real Housewives of the OC, The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and The Real Housewives of Dallas)

Episode 15: Shove that in your redneck wallet.

Sun, 15 Dec 2019 01:00:00 -0600

This week Cat & Reagan discuss the holidays, being a shouty mom, bro culture and why chow town is the best/worst saying ever. (Keeping up with The Kardashians, The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Below Deck, The Real Housewives of the OC, The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and The Real Housewives of Dallas)

Episode 14: Play nice in the sandbox, bitches.

Sun, 08 Dec 2019 01:00:00 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss social voice, entitled kids, toxic masculinity and how much sex should one expect in a marriage. (Keeping up with The Kardashians, The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Below Deck, The Real Housewives of the OC, The Real Housewives of New Jersey and The Real Housewives of Dallas)

Episode 13: Bitch, go watch the baby!

Wed, 04 Dec 2019 17:40:06 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss the dark times of parenting, gender disappointment and men who are scared of strong women. (The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Below Deck, The Real Housewives of the OC, The Real Housewives of New Jersey)

Episode 12: No stinking sex swings.

Sun, 24 Nov 2019 01:00:00 -0600

This week Cat & Reagan discuss cultural appropriation, the male/female power struggle and why we all need to apologize a little bit more. (Keeping up with the Kardashians, The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Below Deck, The Real Housewives of the O.C., The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and The Real Housewives of Dallas)

Episode 11: Let's get shipfaced.

Sun, 17 Nov 2019 07:35:57 -0600

This week Cat & Reagan discuss being a new mom (mum), Harvey Weinstein, male mental health and Dees nips. (The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Below Deck, The Real Housewives of the OC, The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and The Real Housewives of Dallas.)

Episode 10: No ping pong shows.

Sun, 10 Nov 2019 11:42:43 -0600

This week Cat & Reagan discuss the dynamic of girlfriend groups, big dicks, cystitis and shagging donkeys. (Keeping Up with The Kardashians, Below Deck, The Real Housewives of the OC, The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and The Real Housewives of Dallas)

Episode 9: Every swinging dick.

Mon, 04 Nov 2019 13:13:27 -0600

This week Cat & Reagan chat about mother daughter relationships, hooking up with your ex and why you always need to feed the man. (Keeping up with the Kardashians, Below Deck, The Real Housewives of the OC, and The Real Housewives of Dallas)

Minisode 2: There's no one else to blame.

Tue, 29 Oct 2019 09:04:47 -0600

In this minisode Cat & Reagan dive in to the Unlocked: Joe and Teresa Giudice WWHL special aired on Sunday October 27th.

Episode 8: Oh my goddess!

Sun, 27 Oct 2019 01:00:00 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss finding your voice, are vow renewals extra or extra necessary, handling your booze and oh my goddess bunny funerals. (Keeping up with the Kardashians, Below Deck, The Real Housewives of the OC, The Real Housewives of Dallas)

Episode 7: No blow jobs since 1997.

Mon, 21 Oct 2019 06:13:48 -0600

This week Cat and Reagan discuss everything from arguing with your husband to surrogacy to girl on girl action and why we believe in ghosts. (Keeping up with the Kardashians, Below Deck, The Real Housewives of the OC, The Real Housewives of Dallas)

Episode 6: There's a pirate pounding the fence.

Sat, 12 Oct 2019 10:53:50 -0600

This week Cat & Reagan discuss Co-Parenting, Body Image, Threeseomes and why Tomboy is a bad word. All whilst watching this weeks reality tv shows. (Keeping Up with The Kardashians, Below Deck, The Real Housewives of the OC, The Real Housewives of Dallas and a bit of Million Dollar Listing New York)

Episode 5: Getting aroused by bee porn.

Mon, 07 Oct 2019 11:32:37 -0600

This week Cat & Reagan chat about the reality women face in their careers, mental health and how amazing bee porn actually is. (Below Deck Mediterranean, The Real Housewives of the OC, The Real Housewives of Dallas)

Minisode 1: My Vagina was in your mouth.

Mon, 07 Oct 2019 11:17:33 -0600

Welcome to our first minisode! Cat and Reagan go balls deep into The Real Housewives of Potomac reunion.

Episode 4: She's a little dingleberry.

Sun, 29 Sep 2019 15:02:55 -0600

This week Cat & Reagan continue to dissect the current reality shows but also chat about issues surrounding smacking kids, co-parenting, mental health and confirming that yes, dingleberries are the same on both sides of the pond. (Keeping up with the Kardashians, Below Deck Med, RHOC, RHOD, Million Dollar Listing New York)

Episode 3: I gave your Dad a boner.

Sun, 22 Sep 2019 14:19:41 -0600

This week Cat & Reagan continue to dissect the current reality shows but also chat about issues surrounding mental health, co-parenting and, erm, giving your Dad a boner. (Keeping up with the Kardashians, Below Deck Mediterranean, The Hills, The Real housewives of the OC, The Real Housewives of Dallas, and Million Dollar Listing New York).

Episode 2

Tue, 17 Sep 2019 17:25:31 -0600

This week, Cat and Reagan discuss The Hills, The Real Housewives of Potomac, Below Deck Mediterranean, The Real Housewives of the OC, The Real Housewives of Dallas, and Million Dollar Listing NY. Follow TMHH on Facebook and Instagram @TVmyhusbandhates, Twitter @tvhusbandshate. Email Cat and Reagan at hey@tvmyhusbandhates.com

Episode 1

Tue, 17 Sep 2019 17:21:05 -0600

Welcome to Episode 1 of TV My Husband Hates! In this episode Cat and Reagan discuss The Real Housewives of Potomac, Below Deck Mediterranean, The Real Housewives of the OC, The Real Housewives of Dallas, Million Dollar Listing New York and various other shit. Follow TMHH on Facebook and Instagram @tvmyhusbandhates, Twitter @tvhusbandshate. Email Cat and Reagan at hey@tvmyhusbandhates.com

TV My Husband Hates Trailer

Mon, 16 Sep 2019 11:49:18 -0600

Welcome to TV My Husband Hates! Meet Cat Sims and Reagan Kempton, the hosts of the podcast. This trailer gives you an intro into who they are and what the podcast is all about.