Top Ten* with Kyle & Mike

Episode 163: 2023 Topscars

Mon, 16 Oct 2023 19:01:37 -0600

Is this episode so late that some of the movies we discuss already have sequels out? Yes. Should you still listen for some great movie recommendations anyways? Yes.

Episode 162: 2022-2023 NBA Storylines with David

Wed, 26 Oct 2022 17:25:09 -0600

Danger Dave returns for his second lowdown on what's what in the NBA. Must listen content for anyone needing ammunition for sports banter.

Episode 161: 2021 Kyle Booker Prize

Sat, 04 Jun 2022 12:31:39 -0600

Yes, we realize it's June 2022. Good news is, these books are great no matter when you read them. Enjoy Kyle and Mike's non-fiction picks from books they read in 2021!

Episode 160: 2022 Topscars

Sun, 03 Apr 2022 18:02:36 -0600

Movie lovers, tune in for the fifth(!) annual Topscars Awards, in which Kyle and Mike hand out hardware for the best films of the year that were nominated for no Oscars. This episode also marks the momentous occasion where, after four years, we picked the correct year for the title (2022 awards for the 2021 calendar year). Enjoy!

Episode 159: Sabbatical with Dylan & Tatum

Sun, 27 Mar 2022 20:00:00 -0600

Only 6 months after its initial recording, the Dylan & Tatum sabbatical pod is here for your listening pleasure. Grab a glass of good whiskey, work on your short game, and enjoy an hour with two of the best people around. The delightful Dylan & Tatum join the boiz to discuss their life-changing and life-affirming trip to Scotland and Ireland.

Episode 158: 2021-2022 NBA Storylines with David

Sun, 14 Nov 2021 18:00:00 -0600

Long-time listener first-time podder "Danger" Dave finally joins the boiz to discuss this year's most intriguing NBA storylines. David scores at all three-levels in this one (tune in to find out what that means).

Episode 157: Minor Inconveniences with Ian

Wed, 10 Nov 2021 06:08:16 -0600

Don't stub your toe running to download this one. Ian joins the boiz to discuss those minor but wildly inconvenient happenings that can just ruin your day. Ian's research, as always, shines through.

Episode 156: Olympic Sports

Mon, 06 Sep 2021 06:55:45 -0600

In case you wondered whether the boiz sometimes delay their editing duties, enjoy your Very Special and Very Timely Olympics episode! The TT*KM crew applies its special brand of scientific inquiry to the problem of which Olympic sports are best.

Episode 155: 70's Albums with Claire & Lilly

Fri, 27 Aug 2021 22:00:00 -0600

Believe it or not, those jams you're hearing on TikTok have been around for 50 years. Tune into a very special episode this week as amigas Claire and Lilly take the boiz on a tour of popular music in the 70's. Does Your Mother Know you're listening to this podcast?

Episode 154: Movie & TV Composers

Sun, 08 Aug 2021 20:00:00 -0600

The right score can make the difference between a good and a great movie or show. This week, Kyle and Mike discuss which composers are at the top of the industry right now.

Episode 153: Short Stories with Erin

Sun, 18 Jul 2021 20:00:00 -0600

Join the boiz as they dive into the work of wonderfully talented artist-/sister-of-the-pod Erin Sant. Prepare to be impressed by her skill and charmed by her hilarity. Trust us, this episode's mishmash of visual and auditory media actually works.

Episode 152: Best Albums of 2020

Sun, 13 Jun 2021 20:00:00 -0600

Yes, actually, we do know it's June.

The boys return for Round 3 of guest-nominated album nominees, and this time get in on some draft action. Enjoy and start thinking of your picks for 2021!

Episode 151: The Water Dancer by Ta-Nehisi Coates

Tue, 18 May 2021 04:48:49 -0600

Remember when the TT*KM crew assigned you some reading? Well, the day has come to discuss it. Don't worry...no pop quiz.

Episode 150: Random MLB Players

Sun, 02 May 2021 15:27:22 -0600

Kyle and Mike celebrate the start to a full-length major league baseball season by spit-balling players they haven't thought of in a while. This one comes with a "for baseball nerds only" warning.

Episode 149: 2020 Topscars

Mon, 19 Apr 2021 06:13:16 -0600

Lights, camera, Topscars. You know the drill by now.

Episode 148: Rage-Inducing Video Games with Tony

Sun, 04 Apr 2021 20:00:00 -0600

Old friend Tony finally joins the boiz to discuss which video games induce the strongest desire to throw a controller through a TV. Don't rage-quit on this one.

Episode 147: Foo Fighters Albums with Cam

Sun, 21 Mar 2021 19:12:31 -0600

We at TT*KM defy you to name two more passionate Foo Fighters fans than Kyle and Cam. Listen to these two beautiful buggers discuss the entire Foo discography in all its intricacy and wonder. This was a beauty.

Episode 146: Meme Stocks 101 with Jameson

Sun, 07 Mar 2021 20:00:00 -0600

The boys break from the top ten format to discuss the recent hullabaloo in the retail investment market, enhanced with some insights from a real life finance guru (plus Mike and Jameson).

Episode 145: Austin Powers Scenes with Steve

Sun, 21 Feb 2021 21:00:00 -0600

On the most shagadelic podcast in town, the boiz discuss the many scenes that make Austin Powers such a wonderful franchise. Guest Dr. Steve brings his special brand of hilarity to the proceedings and makes it all work.

Episode 144: Bill Murray Roles with Daniel

Sun, 14 Feb 2021 20:00:00 -0600

Fabled guest host Daniel returns to discuss the illustrious career of one William Murray - draft style.

Episode 143: 2020 Words of the Day

Sun, 07 Feb 2021 21:00:00 -0600

Octo-what? Quix-who? Dive into the weird and wonderful mind of co-host Kyle and learn some delightfully obscure words. #Educational

Episode 142: Kyle Booker Prize 2020

Sun, 31 Jan 2021 18:49:54 -0600

The Kyle Booker Prize: A List of Kyle's Favorite Non-Fiction

Episode 141: 2020 Mike Booker Prize

Sun, 24 Jan 2021 21:00:00 -0600

Welcome back to another edition of Mike trying to remember the plots of books he claims to have enjoyed...

Episode 140: 2000s Comedies

Mon, 11 Jan 2021 04:49:29 -0600

Beloved co-co-host Jerry joins the boiz for a draft-style discussion of the best comedies of this millennium. Critical acclaim be damned, the TT*KM crew's favorites will get their due.

Episode 139: Bears

Sun, 03 Jan 2021 20:00:00 -0600

When taking stock of your life, remember that this episode is most definitely a bear necessity.

Episode 138: Strangest Movie Setups

Sun, 29 Nov 2020 21:00:00 -0600

Enjoy one of the strangest TT*KM offerings in quite some time. Zaniness and confusion abound in this episode about the strangest movie setups of all time.

Episode 137: Thanksgiving Side Dishes with Sarah

Sun, 22 Nov 2020 20:00:00 -0600

Chef Sarah returns! Much as a side dish complements your Thanksgiving turkey, the boys serve as flavor to Sarah's culinary expertise in this week's episode. Happy Thanksgiving from the Top Ten* squad to wherever your feast is this year.

Episode 136: Crockpot Recipes

Sun, 01 Nov 2020 21:00:00 -0600

Feet cold? Bones aching? Once you confirm you're not actually sick, fire up the crockpot and get cooking one of these easy, tasty recipes. The boiz share their favorite dishes to whip up in the old pokey pot.

Episode 135: Watchmen Season 1

Sun, 11 Oct 2020 12:00:00 -0600

Who top tens the Top Ten men? Consider this and other thought provoking questions with the boys this week as they dive into Watchmen: Season 1.

Episode 134: 2020 NFL Season

Sun, 04 Oct 2020 21:00:00 -0600

Thought ya boiz only discussed serious topics? Nope. This week, K & M discuss the top 10 storylines thru week 3 of the 2020 NFL season. In case you were wondering, Mike likes Tom Brady.

Episode 133: Economic Policies and Racial Justice

Sun, 06 Sep 2020 21:00:00 -0600

On this week's episode, (fake) finance experts Kyle & Mike discuss how economic policies contribute to racial injustice and what we can do to create a more just economy. It may not be about fictional baseball bench coaches, but this one is worth a listen.

Episode 132: Fictional Restaurants

Sun, 30 Aug 2020 16:58:53 -0600

Where we eat (and who we eat with) can say a lot about who we are. So, it's no surprise that restaurants are a huge part of storytelling. This week, Kyle and Mike discuss the fictional eateries and dining establishments where they'd most love to break bread.

Episode 131: Life Lessons (from Larry David)

Sun, 23 Aug 2020 21:00:00 -0600

This episode is pretty, pretty, pretty good. Pretty good. Larry David, creator and star of Curb Your Enthusiasm, is overflowing with life lessons for all of us. Enjoy.

Episode 130: Sports Movies with Bill Van Veghel

Sun, 16 Aug 2020 14:47:03 -0600

This week, the boiz tackle a MONSTER of a pod with their very first non-friend/family guest, the podcasting legend himself *Neil Peart drum roll* Bill Van Veghel.

Bill is a two-year veteran of several horror-based podcasts which he co-hosts with a bevy of cohorts, most notably Land of the Creeps and Phantom Galaxy Please enjoy this very special episode and visit Bill's other podcasts!

Episode 129: folklore with Dylan and the Carolines

Sun, 09 Aug 2020 21:00:00 -0600

In true emergency fashion, the boiz convene an expert panel to review the best tunes from T-Swift's new album. Frequent collaborators Dylan and Caroline are joined by newcomer Caroline AKA C-Murr. The guests innovate a new format and bring the fire. This is a must-listen.

Episode 128: Schitt's Creek Episodes with Allegis & Caroline

Sun, 02 Aug 2020 11:20:18 -0600

Ew, David

Episode 127: TV Families with Jerry

Sun, 26 Jul 2020 21:00:00 -0600

Here's a story of a man named Jerry. Who was busy with two boiz of his own. Alright, this joke got old. Jerry joins the TT*KM crew to discuss the best TV families of all time. As usual for Jerry episodes, this was a great episode full of humor and warmth.

Episode 126: Creed Bratton with Ian

Mon, 20 Jul 2020 07:43:32 -0600

If you don't listen to this podcast, you can't Scuba. If you can't Scuba, then what is this all for?

Episode 125: Policing with Alex

Sun, 05 Jul 2020 21:00:00 -0600

In response to the recent wave of protests against anti-black violence, the boiz break their only rules by talking about something serious and doing so without creating a top 10* list. Expert guest Alex joins this episode to discuss his research into police reform.

Episode 124: Villainous Actors/Actresses

Sun, 21 Jun 2020 09:16:02 -0600

A movie is usually only as good as its villain, so acting as one is a big job. Kyle and Mike talk about their favorite actors/actresses who have made careers out of playing scumbags, heels, and downright evil people.

Episode 123: Sequels We Want

Sun, 14 Jun 2020 20:00:00 -0600

In this world of sequels, it is rare to leave the theater wanting more. This week, the boiz discuss those movies that actually left them wanting a sequel. Stick around for the good, the bad, and the strange...

Episode 122: The Great Marvel Movie Marathon with Allegis

Mon, 08 Jun 2020 19:42:57 -0600

23 movies. Six weeks. Three co-hosts. Wife-of-the-pod Allegis joins the boiz to share her insights on the largest movie franchise of the twentieth century.

Episode 121: Sidekicks with Daniel

Sun, 31 May 2020 16:10:30 -0600

Where would peanut butter be without jelly? Stars without stripes? Dingoes without babies? All great stars need their sidekicks, and this week's guest, Daniel, schools the boiz on the greatest sidekicks out there.

Episode 120: Parent Appreciation with Cam & Dave

Sun, 24 May 2020 09:54:42 -0600

This week, Kyle and Mike are joined not only by long-time-friend-of-the-pod Cam but also newcomer Dave to discuss the many ways in which they appreciate their folks. Hi mom!

Episode 119: Tom Hanks Roles with Alex

Sun, 17 May 2020 21:00:00 -0600

The boiz finally take on the most beloved man in America with the help of their trusty pal, Alex. You'll laugh, you'll cry, but mostly you'll just remember how great Tom Hanks is.

Episode 118: Hancock

Sun, 10 May 2020 10:17:29 -0600

Call us assholes, one more time. Actually, we did an entire podcast on Hancock so, that's fair.

Episode 117: 2019 Albums

Sun, 03 May 2020 21:00:00 -0600

The boiz are back with one of their favorite annual traditions: the best listener-suggested albums of the year! This one is a banger.

Episode 116: Office Faux Pas

Sun, 26 Apr 2020 20:03:59 -0600

Getting tired of working from home and missing your office job? Tune in this week as the boys discuss the intricate ecosystem of the modern workplace and the myriad ways in which the delicate balance of workplace comfort and productivity can shift through even minor social infractions. (If you forward this podcast, please don't reply-all.)

Episode 115: Happy Quarantine Moments

Sun, 19 Apr 2020 21:00:00 -0600

Stuck inside? Struggling to find those happy moments that make you smile? Join the boiz as they discuss what's been making them smile during these difficult times.

Episode 114: Ice Cream with Ian

Sun, 12 Apr 2020 10:16:35 -0600

I scream. You scream. We all scream until Ian returns to the pod to expound upon a topic in which he is professionally qualified to expound upon.

Episode 113: Soundtracks with Caroline

Sun, 29 Mar 2020 21:00:00 -0600

Missing our beloved social media coordinator, Linus? Enjoy her triumphant return this week as she schools the boiz on the best curated film soundtracks out there. Get ready to boogey.

Episode 112: Baseball Nicknames

Sun, 22 Mar 2020 11:11:27 -0600

Spring weather got you pining for some baseball action that still hasn't come? Grab some sunflower seeds or a bag of chew (gum) and tune in as the boys discuss their favorite baseball nicknames of the past 20 years.

Episode 111: Breaking Bad Characters

Sun, 15 Mar 2020 21:00:00 -0600

The internet already did this one, you say? We don't really care, the boiz say. Tune in to hear the boiz' takes on Ted Beneke.

Episode 110: Cheese with Sarah

Sun, 01 Mar 2020 12:35:45 -0600

Say cheese!

Episode 109: ESPN The Ocho Sports with Kyle (From Work)

Mon, 24 Feb 2020 22:30:59 -0600

Fans of KFW rejoice, everyone's favorite Kyle returns for the hotly anticipated rematch. Not to be cheated out of his vigorous debate, Kyle has devised the ultimate Top Ten* challenge to definitively arrive at the very best obscure sports to capture the most market share possible. Get on your business plan shoes and get ready to play along with this one.

Episode 108: 2019 Topscars

Sun, 16 Feb 2020 21:00:00 -0600

Glitz, glam, glaringly hot takes, this 'sode has got it all. Put on your best gown, practice your speech, and enjoy the boiz' take on the best films of 2019.

Episode 107: 2019 Words of the Day

Sun, 09 Feb 2020 21:00:00 -0600

Attend the latest installment of Greatest Decemvirate featuring Kylus along with Miguel. Can't comprehend? Harken, and ye shall.

Episode 106: Movie Weekend II with Seamus and Mikey Mike

Mon, 03 Feb 2020 21:17:40 -0600

If you and a few friends got together on a Friday morning with the intention of just watching movies until Sunday afternoon, how many movies could you watch? Skip the math and listen to Kyle, Mike, Mikey-Mike, and Seamus break down Movie Weekend 2020.

Episode 105: 2019 Mike Booker Prize

Mon, 20 Jan 2020 06:35:08 -0600

Tired of all those snooty year-end literary prizes? Don't even know that there are snooty year-end literary prizes? Dial the snoot down (a bit) and enjoy recommendations from the boiz on some of their favorite reads from 2019.

Episode 104: Freshman Behaviors with Anka

Sun, 12 Jan 2020 21:55:45 -0600

At long last, Allegis's mythical and elusive sister Anka joins the boiz on the latest episode of Top Ten*! As a sophomore at Iowa State University, she is a survivor of the social and educational war zone known as freshman year. Today, Anka graciously draws on the stories of her cadre of companionable classmates to lay out the most stereotypical of first-year behavior.

Episode 103: Gift Givers with Jerry

Sun, 05 Jan 2020 21:00:00 -0600

Are you a fan of It's a Wonderful Life, Elf, and countless other heartwarming holiday films? If so, skip this pod. If you're more of the Bad Santa type, this pod is for you. Podfather Jerry joins the boiz to discuss the worst types of gift givers out there.

Episode 102: Mistakes V

Mon, 30 Dec 2019 10:58:00 -0600

Oops, they did it again. Tune in to hear the many new ways the TT* boiz managed to muck things up.

Episode 101: Songs Named After Women with Cam

Sun, 22 Dec 2019 19:43:36 -0600

Singing about women probably goes back as far as music does, but a lady still has to be pretty special to get a song named after her. This week, Kyle, Mike, and legendary friend-of-the-pod Cam use context clues from these songs to determine which of these fabled females are the most attractive.

Episode 100: Our Guests

Sun, 08 Dec 2019 21:00:00 -0600

100 episodes in, the boiz have realized their best episodes feature less of them and more of you. Some of the most insightful and memorable episodes TT*KM history have featured Kyle and Mike's beloved friends and family. On this pod, they celebrate those very special episodes and toast to 100 more!

Episode 99: A Very Special Surprise Episode

Sun, 24 Nov 2019 21:00:00 -0600

Shhhh...this one's a secret. You'll have to listen in to learn more about this week's conversation. Enjoy.

Episode 098: National Treasure

Sun, 17 Nov 2019 17:10:43 -0600

(Sorry, the description for this episode is written in invisible ink on the back of the Declaration of Independence.)

Episode 097: Practical Super Powers

Sun, 10 Nov 2019 17:54:21 -0600

In this golden age of superhero content, it's impossible not to wonder which super powers you'd most enjoy exhibiting. Obviously they'd up your crime-fighting game, but Kyle and Mike suspect they'd prove useful in a variety of everyday situations. Tune in this week as the boys discuss which abilities they'd most enjoy applying as a regular old citizen.

Episode 096: Brad Pitt

Mon, 04 Nov 2019 07:57:47 -0600

Since his breakout in 1991, the world has been treated to the illustrious and varied career of one William Bradley Pitt. While his roles have ranged from Nazi-hunting guerrilla commandos to sabremetrically inclined baseball managers, one thing (generally) constant is his dead sexiness. Tune in this week as Kyle and Mike break down Pitt's career in terms of his on-screen attractiveness.

Episode 095: Joker

Sun, 27 Oct 2019 18:42:05 -0600

If you're hoping to hear some in-depth Joker analysis, put on a happy face. Tune in this week to hear Kyle and Mike give their thoughts on the highly anticipated and hotly debated solo film.

Episode 094: What the Kids Say Nowadays with Claire

Sun, 20 Oct 2019 20:59:04 -0600

Sometimes, you're looking for a podcast that slaps and come across a total bop, dope! Other times, you miss Top Ten* for the week (rip) and want to yeet your phone out the window. Sometimes it be like that.

If (like for Kyle and Mike) it was largely unintelligible, tune in for some schooling from sister-of-the-pod Claire on the lingo getting used by our youths these days.

Episode 093: Tortured NFL Fan Bases with Quinn

Mon, 14 Oct 2019 10:53:06 -0600

Look, not every team can be the Patriots and play in their conference championship every year (even though many have tried). For the rest of us, there's generally some torture associated with watching your team try (and usually fail) to hoist the Lombardi Trophy. Join the boys and outside expert Quinn as they determine which fan bases have endured the most.

Episode 092: Time Travel Movies with Daniel

Sun, 06 Oct 2019 21:10:18 -0600

Time travel hasn't been invented yet, but in the future, it will have been.

Until then, don't miss this All-Star performance from friend-of-the-pod Daniel as he and the boys focus on the when of Top* Ten.

Episode 091: Taylor Swift's "Lover" and College Football with Dylan

Sun, 29 Sep 2019 21:03:52 -0600

What do you get when you cross Taylor Swift's sensational Lover album with college football? Beloved friend-of-the-pod Dylan of course. Whether or not you fall into this particular Venn Diagram, tune in for an absolute treat of an episode guest-starring fan-favorite Caroline and pod newcomer Tatum, debuting her new segment: Tate's Takes.

Episode 090: South Africa with Mikey Mike

Sun, 22 Sep 2019 21:00:00 -0600

Ever wonder why a baboon's butt is red? What it's like to hunt a zebra? Why the boiz love Mikey Mike so much? This pod answers all those questions, with an emphasis on what makes Mikey Mike so special. Enjoy.

Episode 089: Famous Kids (Entertainment & Sports)

Sun, 08 Sep 2019 21:00:00 -0600

This week, the TT*KM boiz try something new by crafting two (read it...TWO) top 5 lists. Enjoy the dulcet tones of two non-famous children judging the lives and accomplishments of some famous children.

Episode 088: Denzel Movies with Jim

Mon, 02 Sep 2019 06:33:36 -0600

Have you ever seen a unicorn frolicking through a field of dirigible plums surrounded by wrackspurts? Well, we've got something even rarer for you this week on TT*KM. Kyle's delightful dad Jim joins the boys to discuss his favorite Denzel movies of all time. This is an ALL-TIMER.

Episode 087: Adventure Tips for Adventure Trips with Kyle (From Work)

Sun, 25 Aug 2019 20:35:02 -0600

You know how everyone has that one friend who takes the best vacations? For us, it's long-time friend of the pod Kyle (From Work). Kyle has graciously joined the bois to discuss the tips and tricks he's put to use during his illustrious and exciting travel career. Adventure is out there! (Especially in Thailand)

Episode 086: Drinking Games with Talia

Sun, 18 Aug 2019 22:00:00 -0600

Top Ten* with Kyle & Mike does NOT endorse binge drinking. Please drink responsibly. However....if you plan to drink somewhat irresponsibly, steal some ideas from beloved sister-in-law of the pod, Talia.

Episode 085: Fictional Bands with Dylan

Sun, 11 Aug 2019 21:42:27 -0600

Long time best friend of the pod Dylan finally returns to prove he's not a one-hit wonder with another fantastic list. This time, Dylan put's his extensive knowledge of all things musical to good use by ranking the best fictional bands of all-time. Play that same podcast!

Episode 084: Spongepod Squarecast with Ian

Mon, 05 Aug 2019 07:05:26 -0600

Krusty Krab Ian is the Ian for you and me. Join the TT* boiz and favorite brother-in-law-of-the-pod Ian for an underwater adventure ranking the greatest Spongebob episodes of all time.

Episode 083: Toy Story 4

Sun, 28 Jul 2019 21:58:02 -0600

Dating all the way back to the original Toy Story, complementary characters have done much of the heavy lifting in Pixar films. This week, the boys travel to infinity (and beyond) to rank the best cast additions in the fourth installment of the beloved Toy Story franchise.

Episode 082: New Girl Minor Characters with Allegis & Caroline

Sun, 21 Jul 2019 21:00:00 -0600

Who's that girl? It's Allegis. And Caroline. Join the Top Ten* boys and their lovely ladies as they discuss the fabulous supporting crew on the (sort of) groundbreaking sitcom New Girl. Listen closely for a guest appearance from Caroline and Mike's very own Ferguson...

Episode 081: Stuff You Want to Borrow but Not Own with Erin

Sun, 14 Jul 2019 19:55:27 -0600

They say it's not what you know, it's who you know. In the long-awaited return episode of dear friend-and-graphic-designer-of-the-pod Erin, she explains why this sage wisdom is especially true when it comes to these ten* things.

Episode 080: Dates with Quinn and Emma

Sun, 30 Jun 2019 18:08:00 -0600

In a new relationship? Happily married? Still swiping left, right, and every which way? No matter your relationship status, listen as the first family of TT*KM shares its thoughts on how best to squire your beloved for a day/night on the town.

Episode 079: 2000's Rock Bands with Gina

Sun, 23 Jun 2019 19:47:29 -0600

Longtime friend and promoter of the pod Gina finally joins the boiz to discuss a debate that has raged for almost 20 years....which rock band is the greatest of the 2000's era? Grab your best headphones and turn this one up to 11.

Episode 078: Fictional Athletes

Mon, 17 Jun 2019 20:11:28 -0600

With the Stanley Cup and NBA finals in the books, baseball in the dog days of summer, and football a mere whisper on the winds, there's not much to talk about when it comes to real sports. Luckily, Kyle and Mike are perfectly content to discuss the relative greatness of fictional athletes. Play ball!

Episode 077: Fictional Neighbors

Sun, 09 Jun 2019 21:00:00 -0600

Howdy neighbors! The boys aren't offering a cup of sugar, but they are offering a Top Ten* list of the greatest fictional neighbors in the neighborhood. Unlike your actual neighbors, their conversation topics (hopefully) aren't inane and sometimes offensive!

Episode 076: Mistakes IV

Sun, 02 Jun 2019 21:16:48 -0600

It's that time again...for the fourth time Kyle and Mike tally the many omissions, mistakes, and goofs of the previous bunch of episodes.

Episode 075: Wedding Tips with MK

Tue, 28 May 2019 03:57:45 -0600

You are cordially invited to a TT*KM first, as the boys are joined by a true subject matter expert. Joining the boys on this week's episode is MK, their former classmate and founder/owner of Your Day by MK. MK offers "Month of Coordination" services for engaged couples, which means she oversees some of those tricky execution aspects every soon-to-be-married couple dreads. This episode is a great roadmap for listeners who may get married someday and a (hopefully pleasant) trip down memory lane for those who have already gotten hitched.

Episode 074: Head-Scratchers with Jerry

Mon, 20 May 2019 18:02:33 -0600

From the mind that brought you store-bought cookies and core competencies comes another Top Ten* list for the ages. Jerry sits down with the boys to discuss the unsolved mysteries that have plagued him over the years.

Episode 073: Avengers Endgame

Sun, 12 May 2019 13:22:55 -0600

After 10 years, 21 movies, and thousands of nameless henchmen defeated, the Marvel Cinematic Universe ends as we know it with Avengers: Endgame. Kyle and Mike pledge to assess which ten of our heroes had the best performances, whatever it takes.

Episode 072: Gadgets with Quinn

Sun, 05 May 2019 19:01:07 -0600

Skip the online reviews and join resident tech expert Quinn as he schools the boys on modern conveniences every human needs. From digestion to home improvement, Quinn has got you covered. Settle in, cool your buns, and enjoy.

Episode 071: Embarrassing Pop Songs with Cam

Sun, 28 Apr 2019 20:49:26 -0600

Long-time friend and former guest-of-the-pod Cam is the proud owner of a midnight black convertible Miata. He rejoins the pod this week to discuss which pop songs he would be most embarrassed to be caught singing while driving this stereo-typically feminine automobile.

Episode 070: Hottest Avengers

Mon, 22 Apr 2019 21:31:00 -0600

Top Tenners*, assemble! The Avengers boast a wide array of super powers, but one thing they all have in common is their super hotness. We're in the endgame now.

Episode 069: Eggs with Sarah

Mon, 15 Apr 2019 06:57:15 -0600

Beloved guest Sarah channels her inner Guy Fieri and brings the puns along with the culinary insight as she schools the boys on egg preparation. Pre-heat a skillet, crack a couple eggs, and settle in for en egg-cellent hour(ish) of education and fun on this week's edition of TT*KM.

Episode 068: A Dinner Party of Thrones

Mon, 08 Apr 2019 12:06:51 -0600

You're invited to a very special dinner party hosted by the Top Ten* boys. Bust out a meat pie and some Arbor Red as they discuss the best (and worst) dinner guests in all the Seven Kingdoms. Fear not, the Top Ten* feast hall is fiercely protected by guest right...and Mike's cats.

Episode 067: Seinfeld Minor Characters with Jerry

Sun, 31 Mar 2019 20:07:35 -0600

Hello Jerry....Kyle and Mike welcome back fan-favorite Jerry to discuss a show brimming with colorful side characters: Seinfeld. Skipping this episode would be outrageous, egregious, and preposterous.

Episode 066: Tortured MLB Fanbases

Mon, 25 Mar 2019 04:41:31 -0600

Love all that ballgame, home team, and Cracker Jack stuff but wish your team would actually win a couple games? Tune in to this week’s episode and see where Kyle’s scientific* algorithm ranks you and your comrades among tortured MLB fanbases.

Episode 065: Old Readable Books

Sun, 17 Mar 2019 21:09:16 -0600

Ever wanted to pick up a classic novel but were too intimidated by the threat of boredom or misunderstanding? Ever wonder if stories written pre-1900 could possibly be relevant, or even entertaining, to the modern reader? Of course you have. Let be still your heart good listener, it's time for another journey to the wondrous place that is Mike's fabled bookshelf.

Episode 064: 2018 Topscars

Mon, 11 Mar 2019 03:53:22 -0600

Finding the Academy a bit out of touch these days? Looking for an awards show with actual hosts? Grab some popcorn, settle in, and join the Top Ten* boys as they discuss their favorite Oscar-ignored movies of 2018.

Episode 063: True Detective 3

Sun, 03 Mar 2019 21:21:26 -0600

Is that...psychosphere we smell? Following last week's conclusion of True Detective Season 3, your second favorite duo (behind Purple and Roland) dissect the show and the ways it stays true to the original winning formula of season 1.

Episode 062: Disney Soundtracks with Shelby

Sun, 24 Feb 2019 23:19:37 -0600

Treasure Planet fans rejoice, your time has come. Long-time friend of the pod Shelby finally joins the boiz to discuss a topic about which she is extremely knowledgeable and passionate: Disney soundtracks.

Episode 061: Movie Weekend I

Sun, 17 Feb 2019 22:46:55 -0600

Once a year, Kyle, Mike, and Mikey Mike gather in one location to do one thing, and one thing only. From Friday to Sunday, the boiz watch movies. It's Movie Weekend 2019.

Episode 060: Mythbusters with Mikey Mike

Sun, 10 Feb 2019 21:00:37 -0600

The most criminally overdue podcast we've ever recorded finally hits the airwaves. Long-time friend of us and friend of the pod Mikey-Mike (King in the North) joins the amigops to discuss his favorite television program: Mythbusters.

Episode 059: Dumb Sports Rules

Sun, 03 Feb 2019 22:14:04 -0600

Hey, we don't make the rules, we just complain about them.

Episode 058: Best Albums of 2018

Sun, 27 Jan 2019 20:41:39 -0600

Tune in to our very first Top Ten* list crowd-sourced from our fantastic listenership! We rank and discuss the best albums of 2018 per our friends and fans. A huge thank you to all that contributed!

Episode 057: The Bachelor Season 23 with Allegis

Sun, 20 Jan 2019 23:19:38 -0600

Colton fans rejoice; the boys are back to support wife-of-the-pod Allegis as she navigates the premier of The Bachelor, season 23. Don't worry, this episode doesn't feature an hour of audio from our live-listen parties.

Episode 056: If You Liked...Top Ten*

Sun, 13 Jan 2019 20:39:50 -0600

In the second episode of their "If You Liked..." series, Kyle and Mike walk through other podcasts their listeners might enjoy (assuming they enjoy this one). If you're going to listen to other podcasts, they'd prefer you at least listen to ones they approve of.

Episode 055: Movie Trilogies with Cody

Sun, 06 Jan 2019 21:55:09 -0600

Good things come in threes! Dear friend of the pod Cody joins the guys this week to form the third installment of a great co-host triumvirate. Tune in to hear the amigops debate which three-part series are the greatest in film history.

Episode 054: Christian Bale

Sun, 30 Dec 2018 20:53:28 -0600

Listeners of this pod will know that Kyle and Mike have pretty big crushes on Christian Bale (Mike especially). Today, the two amigops walk through his career to dissect what makes each of his roles unique and spectacular.

Episode 053: Christmas Movies

Mon, 24 Dec 2018 10:23:32 -0600

Can't decide which Christmas flick to watch? Kyle and Mike have you covered. From the Top Ten* family to yours, have a very blessed Christmas.

Episode 052.5: Mistakes III

Thu, 20 Dec 2018 21:30:35 -0600

Once again Kyle & Mike have failed you, the listener, in countless ways. The next half hour is a symposium of our greatest, gaffs, errors, and flat out mistakes of the last few episodes. Thanks to everyone who called us out on our shite! Enjoy!

Episode 052: The Chris Wars

Sun, 16 Dec 2018 22:48:01 -0600

For as long as time itself the greatest battle in popular culture has raged across the Twitterverse and internet forums everywhere. Brother fought brother, bridges were burned, and still no end to the conflict was in site. Now, Kyle and Mike enter the fray to settle the score and resolve the debate once and for all. Welcome to the Chris Wars.

Episode 051: Movie Mismatches

Sun, 09 Dec 2018 18:41:41 -0600

Movies are more fun if you can suspend your disbelief, but sometimes the disparity in match-ups can be too ridiculous to take. Like any other podcast versus this one, for example.

Anyways, Kyle and Mike talk their favorite showdowns that had no business being fair fights.

(P.S. enjoy the brand new placement/intro music for the Not Top 3*!)

Episode 050: The Crimes of Grindelwald Unanswered Questions

Sun, 02 Dec 2018 22:55:03 -0600

It took 50 episodes, but Kyle & Mike finally debate a topic they genuinely disagree on. Tune in as the two make an unbreakable vow to parse the latest Fantastic Beasts film through the lens of which questions the film leaves unanswered by the time end credits roll.

Episode 049: Core Competencies with Jerry

Sun, 25 Nov 2018 20:46:29 -0600

The long wait is over listeners, Jerry finally returns. Instead of cookies, the guys discuss the basic skills and attributes that when implemented help make a person competent, tolerable, and in extreme cases, even likable. Not to be confused with advice!

Episode 048: Fantastic Beasts (Quadrant III)

Sun, 18 Nov 2018 20:24:57 -0600

Silence your Jarvey and make sure there are no Chizpurfles afoot, it's finally time for Quadrant III of Kyle and Mike's Fantastic Beasts series. Tune in to hear about the creatures of JKR's invention that didn't make their way into the 7 primary novels.

Episode 047: Commonly Misused Phrases

Sun, 11 Nov 2018 19:39:47 -0600

Have you ever wondered whether one of your fun-loving co-hosts might actually be a judgmental dingus? Find out on this week's episode, in which the guys discuss commonly misused phrases about which they could care less.

Episode 046: Mischievous Dr. Suess Characters

Sun, 04 Nov 2018 20:57:58 -0600

Kyle and Mike, are best friends.

Kyle and Mike, host Top Ten*.

That's all I've got. Best to leave the rhyming to the professionals. This week Kyle & Mike dive into the oftentimes profound but always mischievous world of Theodor Geisel (AKA Dr. Suess).

Episode 045: Fantastic Beasts (Quadrant II)

Sun, 28 Oct 2018 22:40:55 -0600

In Quadrant 2 of this 3 part series, Kyle and Mike discuss which mythological adaptations of J. K. Rowling's they love most. Please direct all math related inquiries to qualified parties (Mike).

Episode 044: Autumn Activities

Sun, 21 Oct 2018 18:05:46 -0600

This week, the guys take on a beloved topic: the many wonders of Autumn. Along the way, they learn about hemispheres, seasons, and each other's snuggling habits. Grab a cup of something warm, wrap yourself in a cozy blanket, and enjoy.

Episode 043: Fantastic Beasts (Quadrant I)

Sun, 14 Oct 2018 20:59:24 -0600

Harry Potter fans rejoice, Kyle and Mike at long last dip into the magical world of J.K. Rowling. In preparation for the new Fantastic Beasts movie, the guys discuss their favorite creatures unique to the 7 novels. Please make sure your skrewts are secure before listening.

Episode 042: MLB Playoffs 2018

Tue, 02 Oct 2018 20:28:11 -0600

In an as-yet-unprcedented move, the guys convene a special midweek episode to discuss a topic so pressing it can't wait a full week. In this week's episode, listen to the Top Ten* crew discuss which teams you ought to cheer during the 2018 MLB Playoffs. Batter up!

Episode 041: Italian Honeymoon

Sun, 30 Sep 2018 23:03:14 -0600

Kyle and wife-of-the-pod Allegis celebrate their return from their honeymoon in classic Top Ten* fashion. Tune in for the best parts of traveling through Rome, Florence, Salerno, and Italy in general!

Episode 040: Chips

Sun, 23 Sep 2018 20:51:19 -0600

On a very special Top Ten*, Kyle and Mike welcome new friend Max to the pod to discuss one of his passions: chips. Even though Max formerly hosted his own radio-hour at the University of Iowa, have no fear, there is still very little professionalism to be found here.

Episode 039: Tales of the Batman

Sun, 16 Sep 2018 17:59:15 -0600

This week, the guys discuss some of their hero Batman's greatest adventures. Tune in for lots of sleuthing, menacing, and butt-punching. With Kyle* on his honeymoon with Wife-of-the-Pod Allegis, feel free to blame Mike* if this description doesn't properly describe the episode...

Episode 038: Weddings

Sun, 09 Sep 2018 22:03:56 -0600

Do you take this podcast to be your lawfully wedded pastime? Yesterday, Kyle married his best friend (sorry Mike) and fiancee Allegis is now wife Allegis! In celebration, Kyle and Mike run down their favorite fictional nuptials!

Episode 037: Stupid Idioms

Sun, 02 Sep 2018 21:06:17 -0600

You, sir, are the idiom if you think these idoms make any sense.

Episode 036: Herbs & Spices

Sun, 26 Aug 2018 21:47:35 -0600

On Top Ten* this week, longtime friend and kitchen chef extraordinaire Sarah joins the pod to spice things up a little!

Episode 035: Arctic Monkeys at TD Garden

Sun, 19 Aug 2018 21:11:53 -0600

Just Kyle and Mike talking the same old shite...the dynamic duo and dear friend Alex discuss the recent Arctic Monkeys show they attended in Boston and rank the Top Ten* performances of the evening.

Episode 034: Parks & Rec Minor Characters

Sun, 12 Aug 2018 20:33:55 -0600

Grab a glass of Snake Juice, a booth at JJ's, or a ham and mayonnaise sandwich, because it's finally time for Kyle & Mike to rank the Top Ten* best supporting characters from the celebrated series: Parks & Rec.

Episode 033: Disney Sidekicks

Sun, 05 Aug 2018 21:22:38 -0600

Kyle & Mike really get into the spirit this week, serving as adorable, silly, well-intentioned, (but ultimately less talented) cohorts to dear friend Emma as she ranks the Top Ten* Disney sidekicks!

Episode 032: Cookout Foods

Sun, 29 Jul 2018 15:56:25 -0600

Fire up! At long last, dear friend and ardent Top Ten* critic Quinn (Quinndrome) joins the pod to set the record straight recording cookout foods.

Episode 031.5: Mistakes II

Tue, 24 Jul 2018 22:51:31 -0600

It ain't easy being cheesy.

Kyle and Mike talk their biggest gaffs from the previous 15 or so episodes.

Again, a huge thank you to all of our listeners who responded with various comments, concerns, and corrections!

Episode 031: Dwight K Schrute

Sun, 22 Jul 2018 13:57:56 -0600

Beets. Bears. Top Ten* with Kyle and Mike.

Dear friend and soon to be brother-in-law Ian joins the pod to rank Dwight K Schrute's best moments in the Office.

Episode 030: Spies

Sun, 15 Jul 2018 22:49:34 -0600

The name's Ten. Top Ten*

(This podcast will self destruct in 5 seconds)

Episode 029: Battle Scenes

Sun, 08 Jul 2018 20:38:00 -0600

Dear friend and frequent pod contributor Jameson returns this time with his own list to clash over the Top Ten* Battle Scenes from TV and movies.

Episode 028: Incredibles 2

Sun, 01 Jul 2018 20:41:31 -0600

Incredibles 2 FINALLY hit theaters 14 years after the original, and was, in a word, incredible. Kyle and Mike discuss the hit animated film and rank the ways in which it carried on the legacy of its immortalized predecessor.

Episode 027: Beach Activities

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 20:52:10 -0600

With summer in full swing, everyone's favorite rapscallion Derek joins the pod to rank the Top Ten* best things to do at the beach. For best results please listen at the beach.

Episode 026: Fictional Dogs

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 20:12:46 -0600

If you don't like dogs, you're barking up the wrong tree with this pod. Kyle and Mike rank their favorite canine companions!

Episode 025: If You Liked...Gone Girl

Mon, 11 Jun 2018 20:57:12 -0600

Did you read/see Gone Girl? Did you like it? This week on Top Ten* Mike shares 10 more books you might enjoy if you answered yes to both of those questions.

Episode 024: The Bachelorette Season 14

Sun, 03 Jun 2018 23:29:17 -0600

Fiancee Allegis rejoins the pod to help rank the men vying for the heart of the most recent Bachelorette!

Episode 023: Jerk Villains

Sun, 27 May 2018 22:05:33 -0600

We get it, you're evil. You don't have to be a jerk about it.

Episode 022: Angsty Teen Music

Mon, 21 May 2018 19:57:14 -0600

At long last, dear friend Dylan joins the pod to discuss the moodiest, surliest, and all around angstiest music that appeals so universally to the teenager in all of us.

Episode 021: Store-Bought Cookies

Sun, 13 May 2018 20:24:29 -0600

Mike's dad Jerry and long-time girlfriend Caroline join the pod to discuss which store-bought cookies are best come snack (or whole box) time. You might want a glass of milk nearby for this one.

Episode 020: Avengers Infinity War

Sun, 06 May 2018 22:25:51 -0600

Fortunately, both halves of this podcast team made it out of Avengers Infinity War alive. Kyle and Mike discuss and rank the winners and losers of Marvel's latest epic.

Episode 019: Mikes

Sun, 29 Apr 2018 21:37:26 -0600

In honor of Mike's birthday, Kyle and Mike discuss the most accomplished folks who share his namesake.

Episode 018: Bad Body Baseball Players

Sun, 22 Apr 2018 20:48:26 -0600

Part of baseball's wide appeal is that one doesn't necessarily have to be in excellent shape to excel. In some cases, one doesn't really need to be in shape at all. Kyle and Mike rank the professional baseball players that made the most out of their less than statuesque physics.

Episode 017: Neighborhood Yard Games

Sun, 15 Apr 2018 19:40:17 -0600

Kyle's sister Erin joins the pod to rank the best ways to spend a long summer day (or night) without ever leaving the block.

Episode 016.5: Mistakes

Thu, 12 Apr 2018 21:54:48 -0600

Hey, there's an asterisk in the title for a reason. Kyle and Mike talk the biggest omissions, misorderings, and straight up mistakes of the first 15 episodes. A big thank you to all listeners who contributed with their feedback!

Episode 016: Guilty Pleasure Hip Hop

Sun, 08 Apr 2018 17:46:20 -0600

In the 2000's, there were many hip-hop songs that conveyed sincere emotion and artistry through music. These are not those songs. Dear friend Jameson rejoins the pod to help rank the Top Ten* guilty pleasure hip-hop songs of the 21st century's first decade.

Episode 015: Likable Characters

Sun, 01 Apr 2018 21:15:19 -0600

Kyle and Mike rank the characters from movies/TV they'd most like to grab a beer or be friends with in real life.

Episode 014: 2017 Topscars*

Mon, 26 Mar 2018 20:20:04 -0600

This time the whole pod...Kyle and Mike rank their favorite movies from 2017 that were nominated for 0 Oscars. Welcome everyone to the 2017 Topscars*!

Episode 013: Guilty Pleasure TV

Sun, 18 Mar 2018 19:55:22 -0600

Yes, we all love well-written, intelligent, meaningful television. But let's be honest, sometimes you're just not in the mood for any of that.

Fiancee Allegis finally joins the pod to rank the best (worst?) guilty pleasure TV out there!

Episode 012: Hot QB's

Sun, 11 Mar 2018 19:36:32 -0600

Let's face it, while every position on a football team is important, QB is most important. All eyes are on the play-caller, so which ones are easiest on those eyes?

Episode 011: Useless School Knowledge

Sun, 11 Mar 2018 19:34:14 -0600

Remember all of that stuff you learned in school? Neither do we. Mike's longtime girlfriend Caroline joins the pod today to rank the knowledge that you could probably afford to forget anyways.

Episode 010: Breakfast Cereals

Sun, 11 Mar 2018 19:31:38 -0600

Kyle and Mike tackle the breakfast of champions: breakfast cereals. This podcast is part of a balanced breakfast.

Episode 009: Cartoon Themes

Sun, 11 Mar 2018 19:29:50 -0600

They say you can't judge a book by its cover...but can you judge a cartoon show by its theme?

Episode 008: Great Skippable Songs

Sun, 11 Mar 2018 19:26:06 -0600

You're cruising in the car, windows down, radio blaring, spirits high. On comes that GREAT song, absolute classic.... which you promptly skip. Kyle's brother and friend of the pod Cameron joins Top Ten* today to rank those massive tunes that STILL get a skip most of the time.

Episode 007: Goosebump Moments

Sun, 11 Mar 2018 19:22:42 -0600

Kyle and Mike talk their favorite back of the neck hair raising, chill up the spine inducing, goosebump generating moments in TV and film. Not to be confused with R. L. Stine's Goosebumps series.

Episode 006: Facial Hair

Sun, 11 Mar 2018 19:15:40 -0600

Guest Ten*: Dear friend Alex gives us his Top Ten* most recognizable facial hair stylings of all time...ficional or otherwise!

Episode 005: N64 Games

Sun, 11 Mar 2018 19:11:55 -0600

Our first Guest Ten*! Dear friend Jameson joins Kyle and Mike to determine the greatest Nintendo 64 games of all time.

Episode 004: Dragons

Fri, 09 Feb 2018 17:24:57 -0600

Here there be dragons.

Episode 003: Movie Schemes

Fri, 09 Feb 2018 17:20:41 -0600

Sometimes a plan is so crazy.....that it just might work. But just because a ploy ends up alright doesn't mean it was a good idea.

Kyle & Mike rank their favorite hairbrained movie (and TV) schemes in this week's Top Ten*.

Episode 002: Red Heads (Fictional)

Thu, 08 Feb 2018 22:49:19 -0600

When it comes to these folks, gingers most certainly do have souls.

Kyle and Mike rank their Top Ten* red headed characters.

Episode 001: School Lunches

Thu, 08 Feb 2018 00:11:17 -0600

Greetings listeners and welcome to the inaugural episode of Top Ten* with Kyle & Mike!

This week, Kyle & Mike discuss the importance of a solid meal for a growing body and mind, specifically the many lunches one consumes whilst at school.

So grab a lunchable, avoid the gaze of your local lunch mom, and enjoy the first of many Top Ten* lists!

Trailer

Wed, 07 Feb 2018 23:09:32 -0600

Greetings everyone! Welcome to Top Ten* with Kyle & Mike. This is the who, what, when, where, and most importantly, why of our new podcast. Enjoy, we're glad to have you along!