From payphones and dial-up internet to “back in my day” stories that make us sound ancient, it’s all in good fun. Expect plenty of laughs, sibling banter, and a little bit of “wow, we really survived that?” energy.

This episode wraps up Season 1 of Toast That! 🥂 But don’t worry — we’re not going far. We’ve got three special holiday episodes coming your way for Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas.

Then we’ll be back and better than ever in January 2026 for Season 2!

So grab your glass, raise a toast, and as always… TOAST THAT!

From people who blast their phone on speaker in public, to drivers who don’t use turn signals (seriously, why??), we’re making a list of all the things that should land you in lifestyle jail. 🚔

Expect:     •    Unnecessary levels of dramatics 🕺     •    Sibling debates that go from “meh” to “mayhem” in seconds     •    A few confessions about habits we might be guilty of ourselves 👀

It’s all lighthearted, all ridiculous, and all sibling-approved.

So buckle up—this episode is basically therapy for everyone who’s ever muttered “that should be illegal” under their breath.

From funny throwbacks to surprising confessions, no topic is off-limits when the questions are pulled at random. It’s unpredictable, it’s raw, and it’s a whole lot of sibling fun.

Will we spill the tea, dodge the tough ones, or roast each other like only siblings can? You’ll have to listen to find out!

From the excitement of fresh supplies to the nerves of finding your classroom, we share the funny, awkward, and unforgettable stories that made school such a big part of our lives. And of course, the sibling banter keeps it lively—because what’s a memory without a few laughs along the way?

In this episode, we’re diving into the things that absolutely terrified us as kids (and let’s be real… some of them still get us as adults ). From childhood fears that kept us up at night to the grown-up anxieties we deal with now, we’re sharing it all with humor, honesty, and a sibling twist.

Expect laughs, a few “oh no, me too!” moments, and maybe even some cringe-worthy confessions you can totally relate to.

So grab your favorite drink, get cozy, and toast with us as we laugh about the things that spooked us then—and still give us the creeps today.

What terrified you as a kid (or still does now)? Share your story with us—we’d love to hear it!

Expect nostalgia, laughter, and a few surprises (like who had the most embarrassing “first CD”). You’ll hear about the artists who shaped us, the songs that still make us sing at the top of our lungs, and the tracks that instantly transport us back to childhood.

What’s it really like marrying into our family—the chaos, the quirks, the traditions, and the nonstop laughter? Adrienne spills the tea on navigating our “crazy” and what it’s like to officially become part of the sibling circus.

It’s candid, hilarious, and full of those family stories that make you laugh until you cry. You’ll definitely walk away feeling like you’re at the table with us.

✨ So grab a drink, settle in, and Toast That with us as we welcome Adrienne to the hot seat!

We’ll laugh at our cringiest “oops” moments, reflect on the power of owning up, and maybe even inspire you to think about who’s waiting for an apology from you. Spoiler: it’s not as scary—or as serious—as it sounds.

Grab your glass and join us as we toast to humility, healing, and making things right… one “sorry” at a time

We’ve Been Saying It Wrong Our Whole Life. You know those phrases you’ve been confidently saying for years… only to find out you’ve been butchering them the whole time? Yeah, us too. In this episode, we swap stories about the sayings, expressions, and everyday words we’ve been hilariously getting wrong — and the moment someone finally (and often brutally) corrected us. It’s silly, it’s relatable, and it’s proof that sometimes ignorance really is bliss… until it isn’t.

Join us for a laugh at our own expense.

Because sometimes, the truest family is the one you choose.

Ever wonder what it’s like growing up in a sibling squad so tight that outsiders need a translator? We dive into the beautiful chaos of siblinghood—and how it shaped the way we show up in other relationships.

Whether you’re a sibling, an only child, or somewhere in between, you’ll laugh, relate, and maybe see your own relationships a little differently.

Pull up a seat—you’re basically part of the family now.

It’s about those moments that stick with you… the small things that ended up being big things.

Because sometimes, a simple “thank you” can say what words never quite could.

We’re talking dollar signs, delusions, and a whole lot of “hear me out” energy. No NDAs required, just bring your sarcasm and a dream.

Let’s just say… the Shark Tank producers aren’t calling. But maybe they should?

Ever wondered what it’s like to live your sibling’s life—mess, madness, and all? In this episode, we put ourselves in each other’s shoes (spoiler: they don’t always fit). From chaotic schedules to questionable snack choices, we walk the walk, talk the talk, and maybe even gain a little perspective… maybe.

It’s awkward. It’s hilarious. It’s uncomfortably real. Tune in for sibling role reversal, wild assumptions, and a few shocking truths.

We’re spilling the invisible ink on what you just don’t do in each other’s homes. No lists needed—just know, if you even think about it, someone’s side-eye will hit you before your foot hits the rug.

It’s savage. It’s sacred. It’s sibling territory. Listen in… because every family has rules—and ours come with consequences and casserole.

There’s love, there’s laughter, and yes… there are jabs.

So grab your drink and toast with us to the strange strengths only siblings can get away with.

We find out what tool each sibling would be in Dad’s metaphorical toolbox (spoiler: one of us is definitely a screwdriver), and we confess to the a truck door that just wouldn’t stay closed.

It’s heart, humor, and a little bit of trauma bonding—all in one episode. Grab a drink and brace yourself. Because this one? This one’s for the dad who survived us.

In this episode of Toast That, we put our sibling knowledge to the test—because what says “love” more than throwing each other under the bus for entertainment? From awkward first crushes to questionable childhood hobbies (Ashlee once thought she was destined for circus life), we dive deep into the hilarious, the heartfelt, and the downright weird.

Expect wild guesses, secret confessions, and the kind of playful roasting only siblings can get away with. Who remembers what? Who totally made it up? And who’s still mad about that one time in 3rd grade? Tune in and find out.

Grab your drink, brace yourself for laughs, and get ready to toast to the mess and magic of family.

From bizarre party tricks to talents no one asked for (but we’re gonna show off anyway), we’re airing it all. Expect sibling banter, childhood throwbacks, and lots of “Wait, you can do what?!” moments.

It’s not impressive, but it is impressively us. Let’s toast to the wonderfully weird stuff that makes us one-of-a-kind.

We’re talking telepathy (not from experience, don’t worry), the suspicious powers of social media algorithms, and whether or not your phone is literally eavesdropping. Grounding mats make a cameo, but don’t get too excited—they didn’t earn a segment.

It’s weird, it’s hilarious, and it’s exactly the kind of sibling-fueled chaos you didn’t know you needed. Allegedly.

Expect laughs, eye-roll-worthy confessions, and the kind of heartwarming moments only siblings can share. We’re pulling back the curtain on the grown-up stuff no one warned us would feel like such a big deal… or such a win.

Grab your go-to drink, settle in, and toast with us to the mess, the magic, and everything in between.

In this episode of Toast That, we take a hilarious and heartfelt trip down memory lane, reflecting on who we thought we’d be—and who we’ve actually become. From unexpected paths to surprising pivots, we share the dreams that shifted, the ones that stuck, and why we’re honestly so grateful for how it all turned out.

Come for the laughs, stay for the sibling shade, and leave with a reminder that even when life doesn’t go as planned, it can still be pretty damn beautiful.

Grab your drink and toast with us—to the journey, the growth, and being exactly where we’re meant to be.

Join your favorite sibling trio as we toast to all the things we still want to do, try, or totally make up along the way. It’s part deep, part ridiculous—and 100% us.

Whether you’re chasing wild adventures or just dreaming about uninterrupted bathroom breaks (parent goals), this episode is your permission slip to dream big, laugh louder, and remember: it’s never too late to add “meet Beyoncé” to your list.

Grab your drink, your wishlist, and your sense of humor—we’re toasting to all the possibilities.

In this episode, we explore the quirks and misadventures of our childhood, from climbing onto roofs to layering the oddest fashion choices. Our mom gives us an honest peek into what it was like raising three rambunctious kids, revealing her proud moments and the times she wished she could do-over parenting decisions.

Discover how family bonds evolved through the years and the valuable lessons learned along the way. We delve into the importance of acceptance, love, and slowing down to truly savor the moments spent with loved ones. It's a journey filled with laughs, heartfelt admissions, and the beautiful complexities of being true to oneself.

Join us for a podcast episode that's both hilarious and deeply touching, celebrating the essence of family and the stories that bring us all together.

In this episode of Toast That, we unwrap some of our most ridiculous holiday memories—from surprise gifts that definitely weren’t on the wish list, to festive fights that still make us laugh (or cringe). You’ll hear about the one Christmas that went sideways, the sibling squabbles that became family legend, and those sweet moments that somehow snuck in between all the chaos.

If you’ve ever survived a holiday with your family and thought, “This should be a reality show,”—this one’s for you.

Warning: May cause laughter, nostalgia, and a sudden urge to call your siblings.

But this isn’t just about the past.

We also talk about how those hard lessons shaped us—and how they led us to the healthy, loving relationships we’re in today. If you’ve ever felt stuck in a pattern, questioned your worth after a breakup, or wondered if real love was even out there… this one’s for you.

It’s honest, vulnerable, and full of the kind of insights we wish we had years ago.

Let’s talk about:     •    Why heartbreak isn’t failure     •    The lies we told ourselves to stay too long     •    How we finally let go of what wasn’t working     •    What’s different now in the love we’re choosing

You’re not alone in the mess or the beauty of it all—and we’re proof that love can be real, safe, and worth the wait.

Join us as we spill on how we went from cringeworthy to confident, sharing the glow-ups that shaped who we are today. Packed with witty banter, heartfelt moments, and all the sibling vibes, this episode is a feel-good celebration of embracing every quirky, beautiful stage of life.

Tune in, laugh with us, and toast to change—because no matter where you’re at on your journey, it’s worth celebrating!

1.  An inside joke can always break an awkward fight or moments in any situation.
2. Know your role in the sibling situation 
3. Have traditions 
4. Let your siblings have mental health days 
5. Give space after arguments 
6. Show up for your siblings when they have important things going on 

(00:00) Being the only boy OR That one Barbie 

(04:21) Our oldest inside joke

(06:13) Your sibling role 

(09:29) Our traditions & staying in touch  

(13:05) Giving your sibling space OR What we do after fighting 

(18:07) Showing up in important times 

(21:10) Favorites

Does everyone need a pet, or should we leave that responsibility to the emotionally stable? Are knick-knacks delightful little treasures or just overpriced dust collectors? And seriously—who the hell brings books on vacation? (One of us is deeply offended by this question.)

Pull up a chair, grab a drink, and help us settle some scores. Just don’t expect any of us to admit we’re wrong. Stubbornness is a family trait.

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📖 “I'm laughing because—who the f** takes books on vacation?”* 🐱 "Cats are basically tiny, judgmental roommates who don’t pay rent, and I respect that.” 🥤 “Straws are OUT. Just drink straight from the cup like a grown adult.” 🍬 “Sweet or savory? The correct answer is BOTH. Preferably at the same time.”

(00:00) What’s the great debate? (Hint: It's all of them.) (02:11) Should every human be legally required to have a pet? And why are cats the superior life form? (06:20) Paperback vs. ebooks—do you want a real book or a glorified iPad app? (10:16) Knick-knacks: charming or just tiny tripping hazards? (14:29) Should straws be banned, or are we all just drinking wrong? (16:39) Sweet vs. savory—the battle that could divide nations. (18:03) The ultimate ‘90s TV showdown: Which show reigns supreme?

Let the debates begin. 🥂🔥

Maybe we'll inspire your next bold move. Or at least make you feel better about your last one.

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“ That was a huge change, becoming a full time stay at home dad. Because you're kind of cut off.”

“ I'll tell you a big change is, buying a house with your partner. You know, by 40 you have all your stuff, you have your furniture, you have your kitchen supplies, and then combining things that you like too.”

(00:00) Cold, schoolwork, mondays OR Bold moves and big changes 

(03:35) Moving to Texas OR Moving to a place where I know no one 

(08:05) Becoming a stay at home dad 

(12:17) Running for office 

(18:22) Changing careers 

(20:57) 5 colleges, no degree, and American Idol

(23:57) Buying a house with your partner at 40

This week we're sharing those moments where life kicked our ass into wisdom. Common sense advice like "trust your gut" and “don’t spend more than you make” somehow wasn't obvious until after everything went wrong.

Maybe our chaos will save you some trouble. But who are we kidding - the best stories come from learning things the hard way.

Got a story you want us to toast? Email us a toastthatpodcast@gmail.com 

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“ You just keep spending and you just want to live the best life and you want to have all these nice things and your taste Is more expensive than your budget, right?  And the world around you is like you need to have all these things and so you just keep spending and spending and then you're in another hole and credit card debt.” 

“ I look at my friends and no knocks to my friends, but I'm like, how are they affording all these vacations and doing that? Like, I'm barely keeping my house together. Like I'm, these house repairs are killing me.”

“ You worked so hard to get Christmas together. And then, it's over in seconds. But then the letdown is real. You kind of go through those Christmas blues.”

(00:00) Lessons learned the hard way 

(01:36) Never move without a job

(04:38) Don’t go bankrupt, twice

(08:12) Breaking the generational curse OR How are they affording all these vacations? 

(09:29) Ignoring red flags 

(13:35) Mom knew everything  

(20:05) Extra diaper won’t hurt 

(21:22) 24h after a brazilian 

From the perfect stolen comebacks to our illegal VHS movie productions to the night one brother’s announcement changed everything—we’re proving that the best family stories are either about love or a dramatic golf club showdown. There’s no in-between.

Got a story you want us to toast? Email us a toastthatpodcast@gmail.com 

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“He said, if they start talking about my shirt, I'm gonna say, it's called fashion, maybe you should try it instead of shopping at Kmart's sale rack.”

“ I could hear yelling and I, he, I said, What is going on and he looked at me and said, well, I told mom and dad that I was gay and that you are too”

(00:00) Family tie vs. family feud 

(00:51) Ashlee’s mystery man

(02:31) If they say this, I’m gonna OR It’s called fashion, you should try it OR Preparing comebacks before family events 

(04:31) Cheaping out on dad’s gifts OR My bad, dad

(07:15) Stealing the VHS to become soap stars OR VHS soap opera days

(11:11) Wanting to sit with the older kids OR Sitting with the older kids 

(13:07) Christmas tree Little Debbie 

(13:53) Coming out & getting kicked out OR I told mom and dad you’re gay 

(17:53) Run & apologize OR Should’ve been in the behavioral hospital? 

(21:54) Codependency? In this family? Never…

(24:47) Manager, if you’re listening…

Welcome to Toast That! We're three siblings turning our most chaotic memories into your weekly entertainment.

Pour yourself something and join us for our first episode. We promise your embarrassing "firsts" will feel way more normal after hearing ours.

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“Mom was like, “Oh, I'm so  worried for y'all”…she goes, Donny, will you take your gun. I was like, what? Hang on, time out.” 

"My roommate was terrible. Who was your roommate? It was ME!”  

"This is one time my parents can't fix it"

(00:00) What’s Toast That? OR Your new fav sibling podcast

(00:40) We’re Summer, Joshua, and Ashlee OR Meet the fam OR 3 siblings walk into a podcast

(01:16) ‘Toast That’ origin story OR The wedding toast that started it all

(02:34) First time voting  

(04:21) First best friend (Carla & Rachel, call us!)

(06:39) First time moving out 

(08:31) First movie alone 

(09:55) First time on stage 

(11:28) First time crashing my car at daycare

(14:13) First paycheck  

(18:10) First tattoo

(21:08) First pregnancy test

(23:13) No one fights like siblings, no one loves like siblings

(27:47) To firsts