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    <description><![CDATA[<p class="PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer"><strong>Every family has a Bernie. If yours doesn't... it's probably you.</strong><span class="PDq2pG_selectionAnchor"></span></p>
<p>Join brother and sister <strong>TJ &amp; Kelly</strong>, along with Kelly's wife <strong>Kirsty</strong>, as they dive headfirst into the hilarious chaos of family life. From outrageous stories and questionable decisions to everyday moments that leave everyone saying, <em>"That's a Bernie!"</em> Expect plenty of laughs, playful bickering, listener stories, and brutally honest conversations that prove no family is ever as normal as they think they are.</p>]]></description>
    <pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2026 20:00:00 +0200</pubDate>
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          <itunes:summary>Every family has a Bernie. If yours doesn’t... it’s probably you.

Join brother and sister TJ &amp; Kelly, along with Kelly’s wife Kirsty, as they dive headfirst into the hilarious chaos of family life. From outrageous stories and questionable decisions to everyday moments that leave everyone saying, ”That’s a Bernie!” Expect plenty of laughs, playful bickering, listener stories, and brutally honest conversations that prove no family is ever as normal as they think they are.</itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>TJ Adamson</itunes:author>
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        <title>Episode 4 | Dentures, Disasters &amp; a €60 Fart</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 4 | Dentures, Disasters &amp; a €60 Fart</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://tjqtv.podbean.com/e/episode-4-dentures-disasters-a-e60-fart/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2026 20:00:00 +0200</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p class="isSelectedEnd">Bernie is back—and this episode goes exactly as well as you'd expect.</p>
<p class="isSelectedEnd">We settle the important questions in life: are bigger swimming pools actually better, what's going on with TikTok, and why has TJ apparently declared war on Specsavers?</p>
<p class="isSelectedEnd">Things take a more personal turn as TJ talks therapy, anxiety and the complicated reality of empathy, before the family introduces Mark—a serial prankster responsible for swapped labels, upside-down pictures and years of low-level psychological warfare.</p>
<p>Then the wheels come off completely.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="isSelectedEnd">Bernie is back—and this episode goes exactly as well as you'd expect.</p>
<p class="isSelectedEnd">We settle the important questions in life: are bigger swimming pools actually better, what's going on with TikTok, and why has TJ apparently declared war on Specsavers?</p>
<p class="isSelectedEnd">Things take a more personal turn as TJ talks therapy, anxiety and the complicated reality of empathy, before the family introduces Mark—a serial prankster responsible for swapped labels, upside-down pictures and years of low-level psychological warfare.</p>
<p>Then the wheels come off completely.</p>
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                <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Bernie is back—and this episode goes exactly as well as you'd expect.
We settle the important questions in life: are bigger swimming pools actually better, what's going on with TikTok, and why has TJ apparently declared war on Specsavers?
Things take a more personal turn as TJ talks therapy, anxiety and the complicated reality of empathy, before the family introduces Mark—a serial prankster responsible for swapped labels, upside-down pictures and years of low-level psychological warfare.
Then the wheels come off completely.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>TJ Adamson</itunes:author>
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                <itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Episode 3 | Meet Bernie: The Woman, The Myth, The Blowouts</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 3 | Meet Bernie: The Woman, The Myth, The Blowouts</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://tjqtv.podbean.com/e/episode-3-meet-bernie-the-woman-the-myth-the-blowouts/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2026 20:00:00 +0200</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p class="isSelectedEnd">The wait is over. This week, we finally meet Bernie—the woman who inspired an entire podcast.</p>
<p class="isSelectedEnd">TJ, Kelly and Kirsty are joined by Bernie herself to find out what she really thinks about having a podcast named after her, revisit some classic Bernies and give her the chance to explain the logic behind the things she says.</p>
<p class="isSelectedEnd">We put Bernie in the hot seat, dig into family stories, settle a few scores and discover that giving Bernie a microphone may have been our best—or worst—idea yet.</p>
<p class="isSelectedEnd">Expect questionable logic, family chaos, plenty of laughs and, naturally, a Bernie Blowout or two.</p>
<p>Every family has a Bernie. If yours doesn't... it's probably you.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="isSelectedEnd">The wait is over. This week, we finally meet Bernie—the woman who inspired an entire podcast.</p>
<p class="isSelectedEnd">TJ, Kelly and Kirsty are joined by Bernie herself to find out what she really thinks about having a podcast named after her, revisit some classic Bernies and give her the chance to explain the logic behind the things she says.</p>
<p class="isSelectedEnd">We put Bernie in the hot seat, dig into family stories, settle a few scores and discover that giving Bernie a microphone may have been our best—or worst—idea yet.</p>
<p class="isSelectedEnd">Expect questionable logic, family chaos, plenty of laughs and, naturally, a Bernie Blowout or two.</p>
<p>Every family has a Bernie. If yours doesn't... it's probably you.</p>
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                <itunes:summary><![CDATA[The wait is over. This week, we finally meet Bernie—the woman who inspired an entire podcast.
TJ, Kelly and Kirsty are joined by Bernie herself to find out what she really thinks about having a podcast named after her, revisit some classic Bernies and give her the chance to explain the logic behind the things she says.
We put Bernie in the hot seat, dig into family stories, settle a few scores and discover that giving Bernie a microphone may have been our best—or worst—idea yet.
Expect questionable logic, family chaos, plenty of laughs and, naturally, a Bernie Blowout or two.
Every family has a Bernie. If yours doesn't... it's probably you.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>TJ Adamson</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Episode 2 | Can You Hear Us Now?</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 2 | Can You Hear Us Now?</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://tjqtv.podbean.com/e/episode-2-can-you-hear-us-now/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2026 15:14:18 +0200</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p class="PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer">We may have forgotten to switch the proper microphones on... but the laughs were too good to leave on the cutting room floor.</p>
<p>In this episode we debate swearing, dish out some completely unsolicited life advice, and Kirsty accidentally reveals she overheard far more of TJ's private life than anyone ever needed to know...</p>
<p>The sound quality might be a little rough around the edges, but we promise it's worth sticking with.</p>
<p>Sometimes the biggest Bernie happens before you even hit record.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer">We may have forgotten to switch the proper microphones on... but the laughs were too good to leave on the cutting room floor.</p>
<p>In this episode we debate swearing, dish out some completely unsolicited life advice, and Kirsty accidentally reveals she overheard far more of TJ's private life than anyone ever needed to know...</p>
<p>The sound quality might be a little rough around the edges, but we promise it's worth sticking with.</p>
<p>Sometimes the biggest Bernie happens before you even hit record.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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                <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We may have forgotten to switch the proper microphones on... but the laughs were too good to leave on the cutting room floor.
In this episode we debate swearing, dish out some completely unsolicited life advice, and Kirsty accidentally reveals she overheard far more of TJ's private life than anyone ever needed to know...
The sound quality might be a little rough around the edges, but we promise it's worth sticking with.
Sometimes the biggest Bernie happens before you even hit record.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>TJ Adamson</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Episode 1: Every Family Has a Bernie</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 1: Every Family Has a Bernie</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://tjqtv.podbean.com/e/the-title-of-episode_17b394/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2026 21:22:22 +0200</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p class="PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer">Welcome to That's a Bernie – the podcast inspired by one unforgettable mum and the wonderfully bizarre things she says.</p>
<p>In our very first episode, meet brother and sister TJ and Kelly, alongside Kelly's wife Kirsty, as they explain where "That's a Bernie" came from, share some of Bernie's greatest hits, relive the family chaos they grew up with and officially crown the first Certified Bernie.</p>
<p>Because every family has someone who leaves you wondering... how did that sentence even make sense?</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer">Welcome to <em>That's a Bernie</em> – the podcast inspired by one unforgettable mum and the wonderfully bizarre things she says.</p>
<p>In our very first episode, meet brother and sister TJ and Kelly, alongside Kelly's wife Kirsty, as they explain where "That's a Bernie" came from, share some of Bernie's greatest hits, relive the family chaos they grew up with and officially crown the first Certified Bernie.</p>
<p>Because every family has someone who leaves you wondering... <em>how did that sentence even make sense?</em></p>
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                <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome to That's a Bernie – the podcast inspired by one unforgettable mum and the wonderfully bizarre things she says.
In our very first episode, meet brother and sister TJ and Kelly, alongside Kelly's wife Kirsty, as they explain where "That's a Bernie" came from, share some of Bernie's greatest hits, relive the family chaos they grew up with and officially crown the first Certified Bernie.
Because every family has someone who leaves you wondering... how did that sentence even make sense?]]></itunes:summary>
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