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TLE 261 - Chimp War

Wed, 15 Apr 2026 12:00:00 -0400

TLE 260 - Claude Abuse

Wed, 08 Apr 2026 12:00:00 -0400

TLE 259 - The Little Room

Wed, 01 Apr 2026 12:00:00 -0400

TLE 258 - Week Four of Four (Part One)

Wed, 25 Mar 2026 12:00:00 -0400

TLE 257 - Iranian Queer Histories Pt 2

Wed, 18 Mar 2026 22:40:00 -0400

TLE 255 - Week One of Four

Wed, 04 Mar 2026 12:00:00 -0500

Hour 40 - The Occult History of the Third Reich, Pt II: The SS, Blood and Soil

Sun, 01 Mar 2026 17:00:00 -0500

TLE 254 - Iranian Queer Histories

Wed, 25 Feb 2026 15:00:00 -0500

Hour 39 - The Occult History of the Third Reich, Pt I: The Enigma of the Swastika

Sun, 22 Feb 2026 15:30:00 -0500

TLE 253 - MiGs

Wed, 18 Feb 2026 12:00:00 -0500

On this episode, we discuss geopolitical manuevers.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (4/9/2025)

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Hour 38 - Ross Cross College, Pt 3

Sun, 15 Feb 2026 20:07:00 -0500

TLE:U 001- Knowing the Chad-lite

Wed, 11 Feb 2026 12:00:00 -0500

Hour 38 - Ross Cross College, Pt 2

Sun, 08 Feb 2026 16:00:00 -0500

TLE 252 - Quadrant Four Vampires

Wed, 04 Feb 2026 12:00:00 -0500

Hour 37 - Rose Cross College, Pt 1

Wed, 28 Jan 2026 12:00:00 -0500

On this public release of our analysis of Bill Cooper's Mystery Babylon, we discuss the axial point of the modern New World Order: The Order of the Rosy Cross. We discuss the philosophy of Soul Science and methods of directing the Universe's generative force.

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TLE 250 - The Bees

Wed, 21 Jan 2026 12:00:00 -0500

On this episode, we discuss bee removal.

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TLE 249 - Goybeam

Wed, 14 Jan 2026 16:00:00 -0500

THE 2025 TLE GLUEY AWARDS

Wed, 07 Jan 2026 12:00:00 -0500

TLE 244 - Blue Roof

Wed, 10 Dec 2025 12:00:00 -0500

On this episode, we protect ourselves from space lasers.

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TLE 243 - Chocolate Chocolate Chip

Wed, 03 Dec 2025 12:00:00 -0500

On this episode, we talk about delicious ice cream.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! 12/3/2025)

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TLE 242 - Looking Ahead

Wed, 26 Nov 2025 13:09:00 -0500

On this episode, we talk about what's coming.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (11/25/2025)

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TLE 241 - Nominative Determinism

Wed, 19 Nov 2025 12:00:00 -0500

On this episode, we talk about fateful names.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (4/9/2025)

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THE 2025 HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR

Fri, 31 Oct 2025 12:00:00 -0400

TLE 240 - The Poors

Wed, 22 Oct 2025 12:00:00 -0400

On this important episode, we take a very brave stance on America's least fortunate and punch down very hard.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (10/23/2025)

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TLE 239 - The TLE Clone War Program

Wed, 15 Oct 2025 12:00:00 -0400

On this episode, we talk about the power of kale and homeschooling.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (10/14/2025)

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TLE 238 - Monitoring the Situation

Wed, 01 Oct 2025 12:00:00 -0400

On this episode, we discuss the Gaza Economic Zone and Other Monitorable Situations.

TLE 237 - Fundamental Axioms

Wed, 24 Sep 2025 12:00:00 -0400

On this episode, we discuss the most important principles of this show.

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And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

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TLE 236 - You're A Terrorist

Wed, 17 Sep 2025 12:00:00 -0400

On this episode, we litigate an assassination.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (9/17/2025)

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TLE 235 - The Skelter

Wed, 10 Sep 2025 12:00:00 -0400

On this episode, we talk about that which is impending.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (9/10/2025)

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And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

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TLE 234 - Wet Bulb

Wed, 03 Sep 2025 12:00:00 -0400

On this episode, we talk about humidity and diseases.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (9/3/2025)

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And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

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TLE 233 - Sparrow Sunday

Wed, 27 Aug 2025 12:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, we spot rare sparrows and uncover monstrous fatbergs.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (8/26/2025)

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And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

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TLE 232 - The Formal Apology (This Episode is Satire)

Wed, 20 Aug 2025 12:00:00 -0400

On this episode, we entertain with satire and comedy.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (4/9/2025)

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TLE 231 - Nasty Jing

Wed, 13 Aug 2025 18:21:39 -0400

On this episode, we talk about Crockett and Crackas.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (8/13/2025)

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TLE 230 - Woodstock & Wizardry

Wed, 30 Jul 2025 12:00:00 -0400

On this episode, we discuss the power of magic.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (7/30/2025)

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TLE 229 - The Goondertaker

Wed, 23 Jul 2025 12:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, we discuss classic flash games and wrestling. And probably other things that are now permanently lost.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (7/23/2025)

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TLE 228 - Goon Tools

Wed, 16 Jul 2025 12:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, we discuss Grok's behavior.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (7/16/2025)

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TLE 227 - Racially Unusual Dreams

Wed, 09 Jul 2025 16:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, we discuss a highly probable and seriously grave danger to us all.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (7/9/2025)

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TLE 226 - Liver King Esoterica

Wed, 02 Jul 2025 12:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, we discuss the power of pupil dilation.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (7/2/2025)

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TLE 225 - TLE 1000

Wed, 25 Jun 2025 12:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, we celebrate the concept of 1000 TLE episodes.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (6/25/2025)

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TLE 224 - A Very Mysterious Episode

Wed, 18 Jun 2025 12:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, we discuss Very Important Topics

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (6/18/2025)

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TLE 223 - Another Great Episode...

Wed, 11 Jun 2025 12:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, we have a great time.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (6/11/2025)

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TLE 223 - Breaking Protocol

Wed, 04 Jun 2025 12:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, we discuss Lemurians and breaking protocol.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (6/4/2025)

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TLE 222 - Atlas Sighed

Wed, 28 May 2025 12:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, we talk about a toy weasel with a squeak function.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (4/9/2025)

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TLE 221 - Sneak-Thru

Wed, 21 May 2025 12:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, America's Number One Four Former News Hosts discuss AI art, pro-mortalism, and the official sneak-through list.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (5/21/2025)

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TLE 220 - Playing Hockey

Wed, 14 May 2025 12:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, the gentlemen discuss caveman skin and geopolitics.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (5/14/2025)

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TLE 219 - My Grug Runneth Over

Wed, 07 May 2025 12:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, we talk about the grug within.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (5/7/2025)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

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TLE 218 - Slaying the Gorilla

Thu, 01 May 2025 12:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, we discuss the battle of the apes.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (4/9/2025)

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And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

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Hour 10 - Gnosticism

Wed, 23 Apr 2025 12:00:00 -0400

A vortex has forced shut our crackhouse studio. In the meanwhile, as repairs are made, enjoy the mystery.

TLE 217 - Risky Salmon

Wed, 16 Apr 2025 12:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, we talk about fish, drug abuse, and how it relates to you and me.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (4/15/2025)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

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TLE 216 - Glyptodon Love

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 12:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, we talk about our productivity toolbox and real dinosaurs.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (4/9/2025)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

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TLE 215 - Fake Chinese

Wed, 02 Apr 2025 12:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, we talk about geopolitical tensions.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (4/2/2025)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

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TLE 214 - Over the News

Wed, 26 Mar 2025 12:00:00 -0400

Join us this evening, March 26th, at 8 PM ET for a live streaming of The Mummy on Drive Time Movie Night.

Rumble Link: https://rumble.com/c/c-6180416

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On this episode, we do not discuss anything newsworthy

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (3/26/2025)

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And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist

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TLE 213 - The Great Bigfoot Call Contest

Wed, 19 Mar 2025 12:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, we talk about derangement, damages, and the call of the wild.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (3/12/2025)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

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TLE 212 - DOGE'd

Wed, 12 Mar 2025 12:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, we get DOGE'd.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (3/12/2025)

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And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

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TLE 210 - Fillers

Wed, 05 Mar 2025 12:00:00 -0500

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On this episode, we talk about conferences.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (3/5/2025)

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And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

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TLE 209 - Freaky Groupchats

Wed, 26 Feb 2025 12:00:00 -0500

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On this episode, we discuss the intelligence community's freaky encrypted discord channel.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/7/2024)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

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TLE 208 - Brain Hijacking

Wed, 19 Feb 2025 12:00:00 -0500

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On this episode, we discuss the lack of news, Executive Orders, and xeno-demonic Federal Government neural-network hijacking.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/7/2024)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

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TLE 208 - America 2065

Wed, 12 Feb 2025 12:00:00 -0500

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On this episode, we talk about cyber-fart crimes and goth diapers.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/7/2024)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

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TLE 207 - Pseuds

Wed, 05 Feb 2025 12:00:00 -0500

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On this episode, we have our ups and downs.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/5/2025)

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And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist

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TLE 206 - The Latex Race

Wed, 29 Jan 2025 12:00:00 -0500

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On this episode, we cover the cost of fighting fires

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (1/29/2025)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist

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TLE 205 - The Golden Age(?)

Wed, 22 Jan 2025 12:00:00 -0500

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On this episode, the inmates run the asylum.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (1/22/2025)

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TLE 204 - Monkeying

Wed, 15 Jan 2025 12:00:00 -0500

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On this episode, Bird and Car discuss the troubles of both man and monkey.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (1/15/2025)

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And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

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TLE 203 - THE 2024 GLUEY AWARDS

Wed, 08 Jan 2025 12:00:00 -0500

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On this episode, we recap the greatest year in News yet. We lose Car early on in the episode, so we'll have to give him some Over the Line time soon.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (1/8/2024)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

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TLE 202 - Generational Woes

Wed, 18 Dec 2024 12:00:00 -0500

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On this episode, the Number One J Burden Tracking Podcast in America fulfills its weekly obligations.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (12/18/2024)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

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TLE 201 - Do Not Look Directly At The Op

Wed, 11 Dec 2024 12:00:00 -0500

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On this episode, we talk about Albanian assassins, updates to Joe Theory, and Germanic Drug Addicts.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (12/11/2024)

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And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

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TLE 200 - Defying the Should

Wed, 04 Dec 2024 12:00:00 -0500

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On this episode, we congratulate ourselves for 200 wonderful episodes, discuss a very important pact, catalogue our sneak-throughs, wives, and the grand strategy.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/7/2024)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

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TLE 199 - Mac & Cheese Map

Wed, 27 Nov 2024 12:00:00 -0500

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On this episode, we bring on the extremely important Lee Enfield to expose Birdo's economic idiocy, talk Thanksgiving statistics, and ponder the supervolcanic apocalypse.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (11/27/2024)

Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car

And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

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TLE 198 - The Tables Turn Quickly

Wed, 20 Nov 2024 12:00:00 -0500

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On this episode, we cover the InfoWars shut-down, the feeling of absolute backness, winter woes, and woodland escapades.

War Room Episode 4055: Deep State Shuts Down Infowars: https://warroom.org/episode-4055-deep-state-shuts-down-infowars/

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (11/20/2024)

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And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist

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TLE 197 - Crystallization

Wed, 13 Nov 2024 12:00:00 -0500

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On this episode, we crystallize our co-host. Also, we discuss hoes and crows.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (11/13/2024)

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And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

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TLE 196 - It Happened

Wed, 06 Nov 2024 15:10:00 -0500

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On this episode, which was absolutely recorded live, we discuss The Election of our Great and True Leader.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (11/9/2024)

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THE 2024 HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR! (PART ONE)

Thu, 31 Oct 2024 00:00:00 -0400

THE ONE TO SPOOK THEM ALL. (PART 1)

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This year's Halloween spooktacular is back and stronger than ever. Its so long, it comes with a directory this year. Check below for more information and timestamps.

We at TLE extend our sincerest thanks to our guests and our listeners. Without you, this wouldn't have been possible.

(10:11) AARON https://x.com/btwa_RETURNS
Aaron, professional worker extraordinary, tells us about some of the most horrific workplace deaths that face the average blue-collar guy.

(1:41:21) HOSS https://x.com/FETTERMANIAC

Our resident cannibal expert Hoss Minogue joins us to teach us about the wild world of eating people.

(2:35:07) DR VAMPIRE https://x.com/headless_giant

World-renowned paranormal investigator Dr. Vampire regales us of fascinating tales from vampiric antiquity.

(3:15:58) DUNE https://x.com/DoomerInsights

Our company lawyer, Dune, traces the history of ghost law in Anglo-Saxon, English, and American courts.

(4:10:35) REDHAWK https://x.com/redpilledhawk

President of the Old Glory Club Mr. Redhawk joins Bird to reflect on some of the spookiest, weirdest news stories of the year so far.

(4:57:16) BRAXTON https://x.com/braxton_mccoy

TLE's beloved superstar conservationist and Horse-Whisperer Braxton McCoy joins Car and Bird for a little game of "guess the creepy bird call".

(5:23:26) CAR https://x.com/TLE_Car

Carcampit and Bird endeavor to review Full Moon Entertainment's masterpiece classic Puppet Master.

TLE 195 - We're Woke

Wed, 23 Oct 2024 12:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, we discuss love, french fries, and being woke.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (10/23/2024)

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TLE 194 - Updated Holidays

Wed, 16 Oct 2024 12:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, we discuss everyone's favorite Jewish-American sailor.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (10/16/2024)

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TLE 193 - The Armadillo Bit

Wed, 09 Oct 2024 12:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, we discuss vermin removal.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/7/2024)

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And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

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STS 39 - Gaslight Revival

Thu, 03 Oct 2024 06:00:00 -0400

TLE 192 - Sloptober Surprise (Live & Unedited)

Wed, 02 Oct 2024 14:34:49 -0400

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On this episode, we try to innovate. We Xplore Spaces to see if it'll work. We got off to a rocky start here, but I think things ended up turning out well as they could have given The Circumstances. We'll probably experiment with X Spaces in the future. Paz and I discuss pre-historic butter and chinese poop deaths.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/7/2024)

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STS 40: Some Books Are Bad

Sat, 28 Sep 2024 12:27:56 -0400

Paz and friend of the show Doc Brown talk in circles about how magic books are real, and sometimes that's Bad Actually.

TLE 191 - No More Joy

Wed, 25 Sep 2024 12:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, Bird and Aaron steal all of the joy.

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TLE 190 - Genetically Modified Leftoids ft. 'Fearless' Kevin Castley

Wed, 18 Sep 2024 12:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, Birdo welcomes the fearless Kevin Castley onto America's Most Popular News Program. We talk Donald Trump and the rise of the NAFO threat and Le Struggles of Le Working Class.

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WW 3 - Musk Must Be Stopped!!!

Fri, 13 Sep 2024 23:09:59 -0400

TLE 189 - G r o y p l e t

Wed, 11 Sep 2024 12:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, we discuss prolific penguins, the varied delicacies of the Haitian diet, bird grasshoppers, balloons, and animal sacrifice on our shores. The whimsey has fully returned.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (9/11/2024)

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STS 33 - The Breaking of the Clintons

Mon, 09 Sep 2024 06:00:00 -0400

On this episode, Mike returns to discuss an under the radar scalp-taking that paved the wave for Barack HUSSEIN Obama's rise to power.

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TLE 188 - Back to Birding

Wed, 04 Sep 2024 12:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, we cover the most recent birding news, horned lizard updates, cover Russian whale spies, and our gay space programs latest blunder,

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (9/4/2024)

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And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

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STS 33: The Dutch Strike Back

Fri, 30 Aug 2024 12:46:01 -0400

Long time friend of the show is back in the game with this simulcast, go give him a follow and welcome the OG agent of European chaos back.

TLE 187 - A Flawless Corncob

Wed, 28 Aug 2024 12:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, the boys gather on an unremarkable Wednesday to discuss the same things as always: Chuck E. Cheese, RFK's Love of Skulls, and how awesome and cool Kamala Harris is.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (8/27/2024)

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And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

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STS 32 - Power Networks with Pete and Phil

Wed, 21 Aug 2024 15:00:00 -0400

I thought we were gonna talk about the sovereign citizens and the virginia company, but a dissection of shadowy feudal obligations and informal power is waaaay better anyhow, enjoy!"

TLE 186 - J. Burden Is 15 Years Old

Wed, 21 Aug 2024 12:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, we welcome a fellow Newsman (from Generation Alpha) to the show. Even though he is spry and in his youth, he is quite knowledgable about many things.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/7/2024)

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And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

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WW 2 - Paypal Mafia

Mon, 19 Aug 2024 16:15:05 -0400

TLE 185 - Punching All The Way Down

Wed, 14 Aug 2024 12:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, we discuss threats and greater threats, backslides into Loser Mode, and political probabilities.

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TLE 184 - Bobby and the Bear

Wed, 07 Aug 2024 12:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, we discuss happenings or a lack thereof, such as the possibility that something is happening within global finance, and/or the possible happening of RFK Jr. being fully, totally brainwormed.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (8/7/2024)

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TLE 183 - The Weird War

Wed, 31 Jul 2024 12:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, we say goodbye to one Biden and say hello to another, we discuss this latest new phrase "weird" and what we can draw from it, and we ponder The Happening Question.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/7/2024)

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TLE 182 - Of Coconuts and Ravens

Wed, 24 Jul 2024 12:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, we discuss whether or not Joe Biden is currently among the living, we RESPECT the Thiel Network, and we hope. We hope.

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TLE 181 - The Attempt

Wed, 17 Jul 2024 12:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, we discuss failed attempts and the mainstreaming of MAGA. Get ready for gay.

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TLE 180 - Many Projects

Wed, 10 Jul 2024 12:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, we discuss the newly released RNC Platform, the dreaded Project 2025, and the alignment between them. Good news, we discover the same thing we've been talking about for weeks again.

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TLE 179 - Iron Claw

Wed, 03 Jul 2024 12:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, we discuss American Medieval, Vince McMahon, bad debates, geological nothingness, and Donald Trump's compromised MAGA movement.

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TLE 178 - Wormin' Out

Wed, 26 Jun 2024 12:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, we discuss the final death of Bitcoin, the domestication of ravens and lady-bugs, and the pure power of male friendship.

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STS 31 - Psychogeography Pt. 2 w/ MR James

Tue, 25 Jun 2024 12:43:22 -0400

Soon to be frequently recurring guest Doc Brown is back to explain himself and how he incited me to do that episode on psychogeography in the first place.

TLE 177 - That Worm

Wed, 19 Jun 2024 12:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, we discuss what it would be like to live the life of a peaceful and comfortable brain worm.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (6/19/2024)

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TLE 176 - Mud Biscuits

Wed, 12 Jun 2024 12:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, we talk about those things precious to us and how easily we can lose them.

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TLE 175 - Chilling Out

Wed, 05 Jun 2024 12:00:00 -0400

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On this episode, we learn to chill. All of us.

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