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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.

Featuring: AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, and Sec as himself.

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Patient: Ikogrisk. Ceresaur  

Patient ID: 00347891

Presenting complaint: Pre-flight Safety Check

It’s Dr Underwood’s first day at the Vesta Clinic. But . . . perhaps she shouldn’t have told them that. 

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene. 

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

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Content Warnings: loud computer glitch sound effects, deliberate self injury (not linked to mental illness), description of injury, discussion of military service/conscription

Patient: Flea. Anthophiloid

Patient ID: 01475632

Presenting complaint: Developmental concerns

The patient isn’t the only one with growing pains. 

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by Christopher Stoops. 

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

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Content Warnings: Bees, buzzing sound effects, reference to past bullying, fatphobia, references to puberty, references to romantic and sexual attraction, reference to potential disclosure of abuse of a minor

Patient: Lee Houndsworth. Human

Patient ID: 00347512

Presenting complaint: Abdominal pain 

Some patients are best treated in the vacuum of Space. 

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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene. 

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

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Monster in Pain by Brainclaim at Freesound.org 

Content Warnings: Xenophobia, parasites, deception

Presenting Complaint: Itchy rash

Human dermatology is not Dr Underwood’s strong point.

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Credits read by Christopher Stoops. 

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iPhone_Texting.wav by MATRIXXX_ at Freesound.org 

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Content Warnings: Rodent creatures, Fantasy prison system, References to criminal activity including kidnap

Patient: Do'oo'too, Troglodan

Patient ID: 00946713

Presenting Complaint: Alive? 

Dr Underwood meets a biological impossibility and makes a friend. 

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Ruby Campbell (quietly) as Xaelest Adra . Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene. 

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Content Warnings: Death, Grief, Euthanasia, Sacrifice, Loneliness 

Presenting Complaint: New Growth

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra . Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by Christopher Stoops. 

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Critical Stop4  by RICHERIandTV at Freesound.org 

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Wounded Alien by Airborne80 at Freesound.org 

Content Warnings: Cancer, mentions of colonialism, historical interspecies tensions 

Hello, welcome to The Vesta Cl- have we met before? __________________________________________________________

(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari, Christopher Stoops as The Professor and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene. 

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Content Warnings: Referenced character loss (presumed death)

Patient: Novel Organic Sentient Lifeform Eleven. 

Patient ID: 77347785

Presenting Complaint: Nausea and vomiting 

If you’ve never seen a patient like zir before, it might be because there’s never been a patient like zir before. 

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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by Christopher Stoops. 

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Content Warnings: Experimentation on a sentient being (presumed without consent); Surgical scars; Contraception; Anxiety with panic attack symptoms;  Pregnancy; Vomiting mention (no sound effects)

Patient: Unknown. Whippomorpha Galactica 

Patient ID: Awaited

Presenting Complaint: Cardiogenic Shock

Scan. Wire. Trial Detach. Where is Dr Adra when you need her? 

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari, and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene. Thank you messages by AMC.  

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Content warnings: Life or death medical scenarios, high risk behaviour

Patient: Captain Adrastos Endora, Adrilaen

Patient ID: 0000000X.

Presenting Complaint: Bionic Update

No matter how tired you are, it’s never a good idea to straight up hack a patient’s limb off. 

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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by Christopher Stoops. 

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Brave Girl’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

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Content Warnings: reference to past traumatic injury, needle phobia, military references, references to amputation

Patient: Orik Orikosint, Calibuman 

Patient ID: 11948526 

Please attach to Lab Notes γτ97-W4-OOC-19

Presenting Complaint: Nil - Attended as part of routine research follow-up

You’re more than a point in our dataset. Unfortunately for you. 

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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Christopher Stoops as The Professor. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene.  

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Martian Brand Cereal’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

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Content Warnings: Referenced past death of a character 

Date: 635/2/2732

Patient ID: 10003478

Presenting Complaint: Scale Colour 

Dr Underwood sees red. 

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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by Christopher Stoops.  

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

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Content Warnings: Reference to body image issues, cosmetic procedures, social media related pressures, emotional distress, reference to potential safeguarding issues, deception 

It’s completely biologically appropriate. Still weird, though.

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(Stay safe! Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings for this episode!) 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene.  

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Did You Pack Your Shell Or Did Somebody Pack It For You?l’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

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Content Warnings: Abortion equivalent in a non-human species; embryonic death in a non-human species; adoption; infidelity; difficult parent-child relationships

Patient: Qiif, Qiquk 

Patient ID: 48596172

Presenting complaint: Loss of smell 

Dr Underwood finds joy in her work. 

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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and  Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by Christopher Stoops

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

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Content Warnings: Deceit; Prescription error; Corporate colonialism

Patient: NOSL11

Patient ID: 77347785

Presenting Complaint: Pregnancy Check-up

A familiar face brings some brand new problems. 

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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Green.

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode and all previous episodes is available at: https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

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Content Warnings: Referenced death of a character; medical issues in a foetus; exam failure

We had so much fun answering your questions (hence the giggling) that there’s a whole other part on its way soon! If you can’t wait, the whole thing is available on our Patreon now!

If you love the show, don't forget to leave a review and share it with people you love!! 

Stay tuned at the end for a teaser for Among the Stacks. Find them here! 

A huge thanks to everyone who submitted Qs, we really appreciate your enthusiasm for the show <3

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See you soon <3 

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and the Gladiators: Neptune Announcer and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Transcripts are available here!

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get early access to all bonus content, behind the scenes updates and access to 15 patreon-exclusive bonus stories following the events of season 1. 

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Additional voices were used from freetts.com

Content Warnings:  No major content warnings

The people involved in making The Vesta Clinic are all "experienced professionals"… well, you’ll hear. 

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Kamen Cooley-Greene, AMC, Ruby Campbell and Christopher Stoops. 

Transcripts are available here!

Please consider supporting us on Patreon!  Patrons get early access to all bonus content, behind the scenes updates and access to 15 patreon-exclusive bonus stories following the events of season 1. 

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Content Warnings:  No major content warnings

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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and AMC as Faye Underwood. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod Patrons get early access to all bonus content, behind the scenes updates and access to 15 patreon-exclusive bonus stories following the events of season 1. 

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Content Warnings: gentle workplace bullying, concern regarding misgendering (of an inanimate object)

** Listener submissions are now open for Season 2 of The Vesta Clinic! Submit your ideas at: https://www.thevestaclinic.com/submissions **

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, Christopher Stoops as The Professor and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod Patrons get early access to all bonus content, behind the scenes updates and access to 15 patreon-exclusive bonus stories following the events of season 1. 

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Content Warnings: misuse of medication by healthcare professionals, dangerous drug use, injections, references risk of death, proposed deceit, medically concerning weight loss, a character’s weight is stated, non-injurious falls

To kick us off, we’d like to share some thoughts and the first episode of a firm favourite: Moonbase Theta, Out. 

Find out more about the show (and keep watching the Moon!) on their website.

You can also find the Moonbase Theta, Out team on Tumblr, Twitter and Facebook: @monkeymanproductions. Be sure to follow them to find out what happens after the Moon! 

Transcripts are available here!

Chain of Being is a mythic Sci-fi audio drama set in a world of hyper advanced technologies and ancient magics. The team have been kind enough to share S1E14 ‘The Warlord’ with us. Transcript and original show notes available here!  

Content warnings: Gunfire, Reference to Gore, Christianity. 

Find out more about the show here! Support the crowd funder here! Follow them on Twitter and Tumblr @chainofbeing for updates! 

Transcript available here. 

Find them here and be sure to subscribe so as not to miss an issue!

Transcripts are available here!

If you love wholesome science fiction (AKA this very show!) you’ll love Travelling Light from the brains and heart behind Monstrous Agonies. 

To find out more, follow the creators on twitter, tumblr and bluesky and find transcripts and more on their website! 

Transcript for this prescription available here!

Please share the first season of the show with fellow audio fiction fans and get excited for season 2! More updates to come on our socials @vestaclinicpod!  Transcript: 

[Various voices] 

Patient: Soothgrantoth, Doothgrund 

Patient: Bomoo, Oogaroob

Patient: Garthangrosk, Ceresaur 

Patient: Grey Moon Low Horizon Kawsenclan

Internal auditory hallucinations… fantastic stuff!

I - had never seen anything like it.

Whoa. Slow down, imaginary audience! And hold your imaginary applause! 

Right. This is serious. We are adopting a kill on sight policy. 

You’ve got about 5 seconds before this gets really spicy. 

SEC: typing on screen, typing on screen, questioning ping [Translated: The Vesta Clinic will return in early 2025. Are you ready?]

The Vesta Clinic is created by AMC. You heard the voices of AMC, Kamen Cooley-Greene, Ruby Campbell and Christopher Stoops. 

Transcript: 

AMC: Hello listener, are you wondering when The Vesta Clinic will return? I can tell you that season two is full of questions. Questions like: 

Various Voices: 

Are we working hard or are we hardly working?

[SEC: questioning ping]

What? What? Is that a FASERUNR?! 

[SEC: questioning ping]

AMC:  Don’t worry! There are also answers. 

Various Voices: 

How many patients are you bringing in? 

Uhh, all of them? 

[SEC: questioning ping]

Post-viral hypoviscosity?

No - thank stars! Sec does prefer it when our patients don’t ooze.

[SEC: affirmative ping]

AMC: But in answer to your question, The Vesta Clinic will return on the 23rd January 2025. We can’t wait to be back.

Date: 659/2/2732

Patient IDs to follow. 

Presenting Complaint: to follow. 

You know how bar fights are . . .  

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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and Calyxy L’Torra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by Ruby Campbell.   

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Eluthero’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod. Patrons will also have access to exclusive bloopers from this episode! 

You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclincpod! 

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Alien Voice8.flac by CGEffex at Freesound.org 

Content Warnings: Poorly managed diabetes, reference to cannulation and injections, non-permanent vision loss, reference to violence, fictional weapon mention, reference to eye anatomy and examination, reference to flirting between clinic nurse and a patient, reference to implanted devices, reference to broken bones, reference to alcohol

Date:  661/2/2732 

Patient ID: 4869573

Presenting Complaint: Drifting 

Dr Underwood wouldn’t, perhaps, use the word ‘cursed’. 

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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by AMC.   

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘These Days’’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclincpod! 

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Content Warnings: Consistent references to alien insects and their anatomy; ethically uncertain use of relative as a translator; language barriers; genetic medical conditions; discussion of known character death (The Professor) 

Date: 662/2/2732 

Patient ID: 77347785

Presenting Complaint: Check up 

Rai needs a rubber duck. Faye talks autonomy. 

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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Christopher Stoops as The Professor, AMC as Faye Underwood and Kamen Cooley-Greene. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by Ruby Campbell.   

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Toast’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! 

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Content Warnings: Reference to known character death (The Professor); discussions of: organ transplantation, fertility treatments, non-consensual experimentation on a sentient being, palliation of an infant, amniocentesis; blank episode; reference to long-term mental health condition; reference to taking medication for a mental health condition; discussion of abortion; fears surrounding becoming a parent

Listen to Waiting For October to enter a literal world of fiction! Find the show on any good podcast platform or at monkeymanproductions.com. 

Transcript: https://www.thevestaclinic.com/prescribed-listening

You can find the cast and crew in lots of places! 

Email: waitingforoctoberpod@gmail.com

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/monkeymanproductions

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MonkeymanProductions/

Instagram: @monkeymanprod

Tumblr: @monkeymanproductions

TikTok: @waitingforoct

And you can find us on tumblr, bluesky and instagram @vestaclinicpod!

Date: 663/2/2732

Patient ID: 5428930

Presenting Complaint: Incoordination 

Dr Adra needs to sleep. 

This episode was a submission from our WONDERFUL listener boombox-fuckboy. We loved how truly imaginative the idea was and we hope you enjoy the episode! If you don’t follow them on tumblr, you are missing out on great audio drama news, art and musings! 

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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, AMC as Faye Underwood and Computer and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by AMC

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Dreamless Yectoba’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! 

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Content Warnings: Mention of dementia, sleep deprivation

Date: 11/1/2733

Patient ID: 2754839

Presenting Complaint: Nosebleed 

It was the Ecchus Chasma of nosebleeds. 

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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra,  and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by Ruy Campbell. 

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Pearls and Pitfalls’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! 

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Content Warnings: Blood (nosebleeds and other types of bleeding); menstruation mention; squeaking, cleaning sounds at the start of the episode; character makes jokes about own mental health condition

Patient: Bomoo, Oogaroob

Patient ID: 98573928

Presenting complaint: Auditory Hallucinations 

The Professor solves a mystery. Sec does prefer it when their patients don’t ooze. 

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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra,  and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by Ruy Campbell. 

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Lumpectomy’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

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Content Warnings: Discussion of symptoms of psychosis including hallucinations, thought disturbance, and mood changes; brief mention of harm to self/others (of which there is none); terminally ill character ignoring medical advice; euphemistic discussions of illness and death; stoma mention; non-oral feeding mention

Patient: Amelia MacGriffen, human

Patient ID: 68392743

Presenting Complaint: Distress 

Dr Underwood attempts magic.

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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Calyxy L’Torra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by Ruby Campbell.   

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Scrungly’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

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Content Warnings: Care of an autistic child by a medical professional; non-verbal character using communication tools; self-harm; reference to scratching; reference to biting (self and others); child distress; parental distress; discussions of kidnapping 

Patient: Calyxy L’Torra, Vestafolk

Patient ID: 1000000

Presenting Complaint: General medical review 

Cometh the saviour, cometh the scientist!

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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and Calyxy L’Torra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by AMC. 

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

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Content Warnings: Discussions of death; discussions of hereditary terminal illness; divorce; death of a family member; rodent-like creature sound effects; discussion of killing an animal 

Submissions are open! Get your ideas for S3 together and send them our way! 

Transcript: 

Hello lovely listeners, AMC here. We hope that you’re having fun with season two, and we’re either so grateful that you’ve stuck with us after such a long break between seasons OR delighted that you’ve joined us as a new listener. I just wanted to pop in and give you a heads up about the timeline for the rest of season 2. We’re planning a six week midseason break as Ruby and I put the second half of season 2 together. The last episode before the break will be episode 25, due to be with you on the 29th May and it’s a biggie, it’s a biggie, it’s goy lots of fun sound design, the whole gang and about 5 seconds of audio from my favourite person in the whole world - so listen out for that. 

During the break, we will be bringing you 2 new bonus episodes and we’ll arrange a little mid season Q+A so we can be really annoying and refuse to spoil anything about the rest of season 2! I’ll share the details for how to submit questions on our social media in due course, we’re most active on Tumblr, Bluesky and instagram in that order and our handle is @vestaclinicpod. 

And just one last thing! We are turning our hearts and minds to season three and I’m delighted to re-open the submissions form on our website. If you’re a little alien and you need to speak to one of our team - please get in touch! I can’t wait to share the rest of the submissions from this season with you, there is so much fun stuff to come! 

Lots of love, stay safe and please enjoy the rest of S2! 

Patient: Garthangrosk, Ceresaur 

Patient ID: 2348739 

Presenting Complaint: Star Map Pain 

Dr Adra has a long day.

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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by Ruby Campbell. 

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Mechanic’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! 

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

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Mug place down on surface by ZapSplat

Mug slide or move on table by ZapSplat 

Content Warnings: Work-related trauma (undisclosed); reference to medical errors

Patient: Olea Aander, Adrilaen

Patient ID: N/A 

‘Hi, I’m about to have a heart attack.’

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We’re taking a brief midseason break! Expect two bonus episodes and a mini Q+A before we return with regular episodes on 24th July!

✨ Submit your questions here! ✨

You can also submit an idea for season three here! 

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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Dr Wifey as the Radio Announcer, AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and The Radio Announcer, Christopher Stoops as Olea Aander, and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and Calyxy L’Torra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by AMC.  

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘[Comms ID Unavailable]’  and can be found at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! 

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Content Warnings: Patient is insulting to staff members; ignoring medical advice; swearing

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We’re taking a brief midseason break! Expect another bonus episode and a mini Q+A before we return with regular episodes on 24th July!

✨ Submit your questions here! ✨

You can also submit an idea for season three here! 

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At the start of the episode, you heard my earnest love for Travelling Light by Monstrous Productions. Learn more here!! 

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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Theme music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! Bonus stories and bloopers can be found at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! 

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

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We’re taking a brief midseason break! Regular episodes will return on 24th July. Be sure to catch our mid-season Q+A before then! 

You can also submit an idea for season three here! ✨

__________________________________________________________

(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari . Theme music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! Bonus stories and bloopers can be found at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! 

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

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Content warnings: reference to blood tests; fainting; public humiliation; second-hand embarrassment

Regular episodes will return on 24th July. 

Submit an idea for season three here! ✨

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Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! Bonus stories and bloopers can be found at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! 

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The Night Market was written and produced by Leon Egan, and performed by Maggie Bain, who also plays Jude in the Listen Closely audiobook. Theme songs were created by AMC. All concepts and characters were inspired by the book Listen Closely by Leon Egan.

Patient: Prithini Anaarda, Adrilaen 

Patient ID: 7458293 

Presenting Complaint: Delayed emergence 

Please note: No actual saws were using during the treatment of this patient

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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Ruby Campbell as Calyxy L’Torra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by Ruby Campbell. 

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Green Room’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! 

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

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Content Warnings: Reference to recreational drug and alcohol use; deceitful behaviour 

Date: 48/1/2733 

Patient ID: 9583728

Lab notes: Ωτ28-J4-GKS-05

Presenting Complaint: Dental prosthetic insertion. 

You need to forget everything Dr Underwood said right this second. 

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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by Ruby Campbell.   

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Housekeeping’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

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Content Warnings: Bat-like creatures; blood drinking; xenophobia and racial stereotyping of an alien population and their culture; reference to character death; screaming; violent sound effects (with narration explaining that these are fake); dental care; reference to cannulation; reference to deceased character; sting injury 

Patient: Hafín Tracktee-326, Hygan

Patient ID: 584209

Presenting Complaint: Blower pain

IF this was their last case . . . better make it a fun one.

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Christopher Stoops as Professor Aerglo Rae. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by Ruby Campbell and AMC.    

Thanks to Shelby and Leon Egan whose ideas inspired this episode. Submit your own patient ideas here: https://www.thevestaclinic.com/submissions

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Content Warnings: Reference to syringe pump; Reference to feeling nauseous; Reference to perceived medical negligence; Reference to overstimulation; Lying

Date: 55/1/2733 

Patient ID: 78367492

Presenting Complaint: Arm Pain

Hi, is that the vascular surgeon on call? 

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Dr Bestie as The Hiloovians. 

Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by AMC.  

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Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 

Content Warnings: Rudeness from a colleague; bleeding; blood clots; biting; novel medical therapy

Patient: A'oo'da, Troglodan 

Patient ID: 9583928 

Presenting Complaint: Difficulty vocalising

Sec asks exactly the right questions.

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by Ruby Campbell.   

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Content Warnings: Phlegm; viral illness; alien bonding rituals with reference to human sexual encounters; concern about coercion with reference to domestic violence (this is excluded); reference to perinatal famine affecting character’s health; co-dependency; reference to known character death 

Date: ??????

Patient ID: ??????

Presenting Complaint: ?????

Send message. 

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Christopher Stoops as Aerglo Rae, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari  AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by AMC.   

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

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Content Warnings: Reference to known character death; accidental injury; stitches; swearing; bleeding; squelchy sound effects; chemotherapy; chronic illness 

Patient: Urbinjienye "Jien" Hayentiak, Human. 

Patient ID: 77347786 

Presenting Complaint: Skin lesions 

Dr Underwood, the hatch is this way. 

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by Ruby Campbell.   

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

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Content Warnings: Reference to known character death; grief; skin cancer; reference to sexual contact resulting in pregnancy; moles; reference to accidental injury and bleeding; unethical science

Patient: Exal None, Human 

Patient ID: 5681938

Lab ID: γΩ90-W1-ENH-38

Presenting Complaint: Headache 

You just buffered, mate. 

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and AMC as Xaelest’s Computer. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by AMC

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Content Warnings: Reference to traumatic injuries; cyborg character using bionic accessories as disability aids; drug use; reference to previous addiction; drug/weapon smuggling; mental illness; psychiatric hospitals; catfishing

Date: 578/2/2729

Patient ID: 0978372

Presenting Complaint: Gill pain

I never knew ‘Dr A’ from the Adrilaen ethics lectures was my Dr A.

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by Ruby Campbell.   

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Content Warnings: Reference to medicolegal proceedings; surgery; patient harm; deception; cleaning of a great big eye; suspected child abuse; nepotism

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This episode featured submitted ideas from our wonderful listeners: Mad, Aster, Colin Arnott and Arian Wells. Thank you so much! You can also submit an idea for season three here! ✨

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and others and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, Calyxy L’Torra and others, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and others, and Christopher Stoops as Doc Rose. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by AMC   

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

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Content Warnings: Sexually suggestive patient pushing boundaries; reference to vomiting; hallucinations; reference to traumatic amputation of finger; reference to alcohol consumption; questionable accent work

Date: 88/1/2733

Patient ID: 77347785

Presenting Complaint: Unexpected labour

Stabbing one’s surgeon is only sometimes a good thing to do. 

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by Ruby Campbell.   

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Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 

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Content Warnings: Consumption of insects; description of abdominal surgery; mention of bleeding; (no gory sound effects); uncertainty over newborn’s life; PTSD symptoms; clinical examination of reproductive system including genitals; alarm sound effects

Patient: Dakarai Solari, Human 

Patient ID: 5318008 

It’s important to get the best grade in patient. 

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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene and Christopher Stoops as the Professor. Music by Ruby Campbel and AMC. 

Credits read by AMC.   

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

A huge thank you to the amazing people who submitted ideas for season two! If you have an idea you’d love to see in the show please get in touch via our website! https://www.thevestaclinic.com/submissions 

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Connect2 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351547/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

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Content Warnings: Swearing; seizures; reference to bleeding; mental health issues; reference to previous psychiatric hospital admission; reference to discrimination against patients with mental health conditions; uncertain clinical outcome of newborn patient; reference to dead character

You can also send in submissions for season three here! https://www.thevestaclinic.com/submissions 🩺

This episode contains spoilers for seasons one and two of The Vesta Clinic! 

With thanks to Ruby Campbell, Kamen Cooley-Greene and Christopher Stoops and EXTRA thanks to the people who submitted questions to the Q+A:Anonymous Asteroid, Xandra, Beep Boop Enjoyer, ArianWells, Heart of Lead, Abi, Beka Terrier!

Content warnings: swearing; brief reference to racism/xenophobia and American politics