The Third Space

261: Creature Features: Familiars

Mon, 06 Jun 2022 15:49:39 -0700

Are you familiar with familiars? How many times will that joke be told? Listen and find out!

260: Dimension Bucks

Mon, 09 May 2022 11:38:45 -0700

The great return is here, and what a better return for the boys than to discuss being together... in Elden Ring.

259: You Can’t Eat A Whole Computer

Sun, 27 Mar 2022 10:26:00 -0700

Are you hungry? Well eat anything you want, not only will it fill you up, it'll give you powers! But what kind of powers? Let's find out!

258: TSWG: Neon Shift

Wed, 09 Mar 2022 14:02:31 -0700

Have you ever felt the power of music? The hit of the bass? The sickness of that guitar solo? Maybe music can change the world. Maybe music can change this Third Space World... Generator.

257: Creature Feature: Slimes Pt. 2

Sun, 20 Feb 2022 14:42:30 -0700

The Slime saga continues, now with the guys talking about a world of slimes! Here's a spoiler... it's slimy.

256: Creature Feature: Slimes Pt. 1

Mon, 14 Feb 2022 15:14:08 -0700

Here a slime, there a slime, there a slime, there a slime. Wow, slimes appear in a lot of media and it will take some time to talk about them. So strap in and get some ooze on ya.

255: These Are Psychic Powers, Right?

Mon, 17 Jan 2022 13:58:38 -0700

In Mass Effect your choices matter. Like do you have biotics? Or are you boring? What else can biotics be used for? Let's find out!

254: New Year’s Revisitation

Mon, 03 Jan 2022 10:33:47 -0700

The guys eventually talk about something really interesting, but first, catching up.

253: TSWG: Courageous Christmas

Mon, 27 Dec 2021 11:26:45 -0700

The boys create a Christmas themed Maze Runner to appease the Christmas Bible.

252: CF: Animals That Aren‘t Animals

Mon, 06 Dec 2021 08:42:46 -0700

Kevin takes Jeremy through a collection of creatures from folklore that look like animals but aren't animals,

251: The Symbiotic Relationship of Man and Car

Tue, 23 Nov 2021 12:12:08 -0700

Look a house! And another house! Surely a world based on Mini Motorways where buildings and cars just appear is going to be utopian, right? Not if Kevin and Jeremy have anything to do with it.

250: TSWG: Communication Degree

Mon, 01 Nov 2021 17:10:11 -0700

Can Kevin and Jeremy somehow make a relaxing dystopia exciting? Is life better after death? Is this the most emo world ever made? Listen and find out!

249: Creature Feature: Purple Worms

Mon, 18 Oct 2021 17:03:35 -0700

The world is dealing with a worm situation, a purple worm situation. Big ol' worms. What does that mean for all of us? Listen in and find out!

248: A Full Rotisserie Chicken Is Your Reward

Sun, 03 Oct 2021 16:57:46 -0700

Do you ever wish your life was more straight-forward with easy goals and quick rewards? Well, look no further than a world with a quest system! Break capitalism and eat your chicken, it's time for an adventure.

247: TSWG: Lessons Compared

Sun, 19 Sep 2021 17:56:03 -0700

Kevin and Jeremy reunite just in time to discuss the most anarchic and unreasonable world that's ever existed.

246: CF: Draugr w/ Cat Rector

Sun, 05 Sep 2021 09:00:00 -0700

Kevin and Jeremy are joined by fantasy author Cat Rector to discuss those good ol' dead Norse people, draugr, as well as her upcoming novel "The Goddess of Nothing at All". Check out her links:

Website/first three chapters: https://www.catrector.com/books
Universal Book Link: https://books2read.com/catrector
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cat_rector/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Cat_Rector
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@cat_rector

245: TSWG: Nightmare Nineties

Wed, 25 Aug 2021 11:30:11 -0700

The 90s have never ended, they live on in a faraway land of angry energy people in plaid.

244: A Berry That Tastes Like Meat

Sun, 15 Aug 2021 15:46:16 -0700

It's kind of an anniversary, and Kevin and Jeremy have decided to look at some magic spells from D&D 5E and how to REALLY use them.

243: TSWG: Strange's Session

Thu, 29 Jul 2021 01:09:04 -0700

Now on Nick Jr., ghosts! Spooks! Scary things! Kevin and Jeremy create a world that defies all scientific reasoning, just try to make it make sense.

242: CF: Aspidochelone

Mon, 12 Jul 2021 14:26:14 -0700

Whales are turtles, which are also snakes, and fish, and they all have islands on their backs. Let us introduce you to the aspidochelone.

241: Naturally Secreted Tanning Oil

Fri, 02 Jul 2021 14:56:39 -0700

High Elves. Wood Elves. Sea Elves. Dark Elves. It seems everywhere you look these days, there's another elf. What if everything worked this way, and if you lived somewhere soon your physiology would adapt to the area? Kevin and Jeremy find out.

240: TSWG: An Angel Wisely

Sun, 13 Jun 2021 13:26:25 -0700

Are you ready for a world of water, long-face gods, conversations about late 2000s preteen show 6teen, and a title that in retrospect has NOTHING to do with the world it refers to? It's another Third Space World Generator baby! Tickets for the virtual play Unpredecented Times: bit.ly/FCTatAFP

239: CF: Basilisk/Cockatrice

Sun, 30 May 2021 13:42:08 -0700

You say basilisk, I say cockatrice, let's call the whole thing off! Seriously, there's not too much difference between these creatures, but Kevin and Jeremy are going to figure out how they work as well as the physics of throwing eggs over houses.

238: The Communism of Spells

Sun, 16 May 2021 15:00:29 -0700

Can you believe we haven't done this yet? We haven't talked about spells slots from Dungeon and Dragons. Spell slots! From Dungeons and Dragons! Two nerds never talked about that!

237: TSWG: Can't Stop Confuse

Sun, 02 May 2021 11:25:12 -0700

This podcast is based on a true story.

236: CF: Cerberus

Sun, 18 Apr 2021 12:47:54 -0700

You love doggos. I love doggos. What about three doggos in one? Let's talk about cerberus.

235: I'm Bigfoot Now

Sun, 04 Apr 2021 12:47:54 -0700

Careful what you say, the guys discuss a world where sensationalization is reality. Never before have tabloid journalism been so strong.

234: TSWG: Automatic Philosomancer

Sun, 21 Mar 2021 14:24:45 -0700

Think a thought about a world about thoughts where free thinkers think against the thought holders.

233: CF: The Vegetable Lamb of Tartary

Sun, 07 Mar 2021 13:06:06 -0700

Look, on the ground! It's a carrot! It's a goat! No. It's the Vegetable Lamb of Tartary!... Man.

232: Speed Force Cannon

Sun, 21 Feb 2021 18:50:40 -0700

Fast as the Flash, Kevin and Jeremy discuss what makes the Flash fast. The Fast Force! No, wait, the Speed Force. Let me do that again.

231: TSWG: Based on a Real Girl Story

Sun, 07 Feb 2021 10:29:13 -0700

There's a roaring coming from your backyard, you know what that means. The Third Space World Generator has snuck up on you! Run!

230: CF: Colossi

Sun, 24 Jan 2021 15:38:09 -0700

One colossus, two colossi. Red colossus, blue colossi. It's about the colossi from Shadow of the Colossus. They're metaphors... probably.

229: New Year's Re-Re

Mon, 11 Jan 2021 11:18:27 -0700

Here's the not the end of the world!

228: Kingdom Hearts, That's the Tweet

Mon, 28 Dec 2020 15:20:40 -0700

Kingdom Hearts. Easy enough.

227: TSWG: Roo-Coo and the Dastardly Do-Baders

Sun, 13 Dec 2020 13:48:00 -0700

The machine that haunts our dreams is back with a vengeance, a squid-vengeance.

226: CF: Tsukumogami

Sun, 29 Nov 2020 15:33:08 -0700

There are objects that are passed down from father to son, mother to daughter, and in time those objects gain an energy of their own... and a little bit of a fetish. This feature is about the yokai Tsukumogami.

225: +1 Jumps

Sun, 15 Nov 2020 14:25:22 -0700

Feelings are important. Friends are important. But the bonuses you get from having friends are the MOST important.

224: TSWG: Settle Down, Gregor

Sun, 01 Nov 2020 12:00:50 -0700

With the scariest time of the year over, it's time to bring in the love with a world of strong emotions from the Third Space World Generator.

223: Sanity Get Low Low Low

Sun, 25 Oct 2020 10:07:19 -0700

Keep the pieces of your mind together, Kevin and Jeremy discuss Sanity Mechanics in videogames for the final week of Spooktober. Also featuring: The Twelve Days of Halloween.

222: CF: Banshees

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 12:04:15 -0700

In a Creature Feature a long time coming (for at least one of us) the guys discuss Banshees. You know the ghosts who scream, howl, and... keen?

221: Wars and Ramps

Mon, 12 Oct 2020 10:50:25 -0700

It's about to get bloody, about to get weird, about to get in depth into a world like Tokyo Gore Police.

220: TSWG: Rave Sleep Steal Art

Sun, 04 Oct 2020 09:08:00 -0700

It's the first episode of our annual Spooktober celebration, where we vaguely attempt to keep topics on a general theme. This time? The generator is back... and it's spooky.

219: Medalorians, A Real Thing

Sun, 27 Sep 2020 09:00:00 -0700

Where were you during the great Medabots debate of 2020?

218: CF: Leprechauns

Sun, 20 Sep 2020 13:39:56 -0700

Grab your shoes and gold finding hat, it's time to discuss a world filled of leprechauns.

217: It's Not a Good Film

Sun, 13 Sep 2020 15:55:57 -0700

Ah, the Street Fighter movie. Raul Julia as M. Bison. Jean-Claude Van Damme as Guile. A masterpiece of trashy 90's action... what do you mean this is about the 2009 one? What do you mean there was a Street Fighter movie in 2009?

216: TSWG: Inner Food Outer Knowledge

Sun, 06 Sep 2020 12:11:09 -0700

Grab your friends and learn if you live on the butt, it's the Third Space World Generator!

215: Beware of Saxophone Players

Sun, 30 Aug 2020 12:59:43 -0700

If you like it, you should've put a ring on it and gotten your 10% stun resistance.

214: CF: Griffins

Sun, 23 Aug 2020 08:00:00 -0700

Say hello to the king of grifters, the griffin. Is that true? Who knows. What we do know is a lot about griffin's breeding habits and their love of precious things.

213: The Haunted Form of George Costanza

Sun, 16 Aug 2020 13:29:41 -0700

You've activated my trap card! Wait, no, not that. You've activated my... instant. Kevin and Jeremy talk about summoning in Magic: The Gathering, NOT Yu-gi-oh.

212: TSWG: Specify! You're Intense!

Sun, 09 Aug 2020 13:08:09 -0700

The machine has returned and this time it's sending us visions of journey's and cliffs and knowing your role, as the prophet The Rock once said.

211: A Bird That Has A Cape

Sun, 02 Aug 2020 13:48:37 -0700

Kevin and Jeremy take a look back at our old friend Mario and all the sport enhancers he fills his body with.

210: CF: Unicorns

Sun, 26 Jul 2020 14:56:16 -0700

I know, I was as surprised as you that they haven't done Unicorns yet. Why wouldn't they do it? Oh, lots of talk about peoples virginity? Naw, that won't get weird.

209: A Light Baby Comes Out

Sun, 19 Jul 2020 14:01:26 -0700

Look kid, when you're suddenly and unexpectedly an adult you'll understand what it means to journey into the forest and maybe come back as a rat. What? This episode is about a game called Thea and grow events.

208: Superpower Showdown Returns!

Sun, 12 Jul 2020 13:15:15 -0700

In this corner, some type of teleportation with seemingly random restrictions on it! In this corner, a way to make friends feel useful in your group, or motivate you to become a narcissist! Who wins? Who kisses? Listen and find out!

207: TSWG: Cancer, I Guess

Sun, 05 Jul 2020 13:12:44 -0700

Do you like spooky things? How about some ghostly spooky things? How about just ghosts? and spirits? Well you're in luck because that's all with Third Space World Generator is.

206: Spirit Chefs

Sun, 28 Jun 2020 14:32:34 -0700

It's been a while since Kevin and Jeremy made a video game. Well, that time has come again. This time they develop the Dark Souls of cooking games.

205: CF: Domovoy & Kikimora

Sun, 21 Jun 2020 11:32:54 -0700

This week on the Creature Feature, we talk about the old couple that lives in your house. They live in your house right now, under your stairs and behind the bricks of your hearth. This is not an intro or a joke, there are two people who live in your house. This podcast, however, is about the Domovoy and the Kikimora.

204: Secret Saints

Sun, 14 Jun 2020 12:57:54 -0700

Life fast, get sainted. Jeremy and Kevin take a look at the film Fred Claus, where if you get sainted you (and your family) gets to live forever. Weirdly enough, the movie doesn't delve into this too much.

203: TSWG: The Ocean's Trivial Tribunal

Sun, 31 May 2020 13:44:06 -0700

Do your friends not want to listen to the Third Space? Then give them an offer they can't refuse, an episode where Kevin and Jeremy create a world of gangsters. Or put a horse head in their bed. Either works.

202: Will it Leaf?

Sun, 24 May 2020 13:36:42 -0700

Ever wished you could carry around lots of things? What about just one big thing? What if those things were leaves? In Animal Crossing you can! And now in the real world you can too!

201: CF: Chimeras

Sun, 17 May 2020 10:00:14 -0700

Lions and goats and snakes, oh my! Is that right? Well, in a land of chimeras you can expect those three things to be one thing plus many more things with be one thing as well.

200: Podcast Deities

Sun, 10 May 2020 13:49:11 -0700

Hard to believe it's been 200 days.

199: TSWG: Aria of Influence

Sun, 03 May 2020 12:46:22 -0700

Kevin and Jeremy roll up another world in the generator, a world where sticks and stone may break your bones but words will cause reality to shudder around you.

198: Mold Doesn't Bleed

Sun, 26 Apr 2020 13:53:21 -0700

Hello, good hunter, what does that good good blood, crystals, and a priest that turns into a velociraptor have in common? Barely anything, but enough that you can be sure Kevin and Jeremy will draw that line while talking about Bloodborne.

197: Creature Feature: Kabouter

Sun, 19 Apr 2020 14:00:58 -0700

Kabouter? I barely know her! *uproarious and unironic laughter* In all seriousness, Kevin and Jeremy discuss these strange and spiteful leprechauns who love to help, but hate surveillance states.

196: The Reese's Effect

Sun, 12 Apr 2020 14:47:16 -0700

In this day and age it's all about education. You gotta have applicable skills. And whether it's Animal Crossing or a dozen or more action games, the best way to get applicable skills is to read a book that will vanish in your hand and fill your brain with strange and new abilities. Unlike the real world where reading a book just means you read a book.

195: TSWG: My; Guttural*Gatsby?

Sun, 05 Apr 2020 14:21:17 -0700

We are cursed with the terrible growth of this vile machine, so at least you can enjoy a world of social interaction, attack cats, and brain computers even when you need to distance.

194: Eldritch Grandma

Sun, 29 Mar 2020 12:29:28 -0700

In this new social distancing format, Kevin puts up his own book, Endless Hunger, to get talked about. Does it stand up under our scrutiny? Does anything? More importantly, can otherworldly beings live in a computer?

The Third Space 193 1/2

Sun, 22 Mar 2020 09:00:00 -0700

A quick update on why there is no episode this week.

193: Creature Feature: CATS w/ Erin Weir

Sun, 15 Mar 2020 13:39:57 -0700

What if we lived in a world where cats exists. What do you mean cats already exist? Well, not cats like this.

192: I Like Big Birds And I Cannot Lie

Sun, 08 Mar 2020 14:44:28 -0700

You like wizards? What if your wizards are also angels? What if your wizards just don't want to do their job? Welcome to wizards from Lord of the Rings.

191: TSWG: Tough Arbor-range-ments

Sun, 01 Mar 2020 14:20:43 -0700

Look, we don't understand how this machine works. That's the truth. So, to help with that, we created a brand new generator developed by us in a terrifying fever dream.

190: Match 3, Rap 3

Sun, 23 Feb 2020 12:58:33 -0700

Can all conflicts be resolved by a match three game? Do you have a choice? Good question, you do not. Figure out your problems, match three colours, live free.

189: Creature Feature: Rougarou

Sun, 16 Feb 2020 13:34:52 -0700

Who garou? You garou! THE DESCRIPTION WRITER HAS NOW BEEN FIRED.

188: Hidden Boyz

Sun, 09 Feb 2020 13:43:58 -0700

What with there existed boys/men that could grant you a second life? What would you do? Go skydiving? Rocky mountain climbing? Hang out with Tim McGraw?

187: TSWG: Unhealthy Divorce

Sun, 02 Feb 2020 14:13:41 -0700

Alright moms, this world is just for you. If you're not a mom, bring a mom in and listen.

186: It Has To Be On The Nugs

Sun, 26 Jan 2020 14:29:42 -0700

Mirror, mirror, in my broadcast, what is the topic of this podcast? ...Ask again later? That doesn't help.

185: Creature Feature: Tanukis

Sun, 19 Jan 2020 14:24:09 -0700

Kevin and Jeremy discuss a creature that's really got balls... there's gonna be some jokes about this, just to be clear. They are children after all.

184: A Text Chain You Cannot Leave

Sun, 12 Jan 2020 16:11:18 -0700

Do you ever wonder what someone is thinking? Do you ever wonder what EVERYONE is thinking? At the same time? Well wonder no more as you become part of the hive mind.

183: TSWG: Warning Lights

Sun, 05 Jan 2020 13:46:13 -0700

New Year, new us, same machine haunting our dreams. The World Generator lives!

182: New Year's Revengeance

Sun, 29 Dec 2019 13:49:20 -0700

Ah, New Year's. A time of rebirth, renewal, and flipping a middle finger to a really uneven decade. Join us in our yearly joke.

181: Creature Feature: Santa's Reindeer

Sun, 22 Dec 2019 10:51:06 -0700

Donner and Donner and Donner and Donner. Donner and Donner and Donner and Donner. DonnerDonnerDonnerDonnerdonnerdonnerdonnerdonnerdonner

180: The Illuminati Cares

Sun, 15 Dec 2019 13:57:03 -0700

Have you ever bested a cow in mortal combat and found some coins and a clock taped to it? Well, Kevin and Jeremy have the answers for you! Welcome to the weirdest economic system since capitalism.

179: TSWG: Call Me Home

Sun, 08 Dec 2019 11:19:04 -0700

Well I was born in a small town. And I live in a small town. Probably die in a small town. Oh, those small communities. Anyway, we're doing something with a world generator and it's VERY SEXUAL.

178: Two Guys Who Live Together etc.

Sun, 01 Dec 2019 14:45:59 -0700

This is about two guys. They live together. They do laundry at the same time. They're baseball players. But they are also detectives, undercover. They can't love each other though, for that is the dark path.

177: Creature Feature: Gremlins

Sun, 24 Nov 2019 14:30:25 -0700

This episode is about Kevin and Jeremy talking about Gremlins. Just that. There is no connection to a larger ongoing metastory that has been unveiled year by year.

176: Mosquito Plus Energy Bar

Sun, 17 Nov 2019 14:13:33 -0700

Everybody loves stuff. But what if the stuff we love could give us stuff? Kevin and Jeremy discuss a world where collectible sets exist and how the small bonuses they give us could change everything! But only a little bit.

175: TSWG: Prismatic Poem People (PPP)

Sun, 10 Nov 2019 15:18:22 -0700

If you love something, you let it go, which much be why we never let go of this hell machine that creates such horrors. Well, it's the Third Space World Generator. Start smoking.

174: This Mannequin Has Cholera

Sun, 03 Nov 2019 16:20:26 -0700

Do you know the plot of the 1987 film Mannequin. Do you really know the plot of Mannequin? Like the entire plot? Well listen up and figure it out.

173: Creature Feature: Animated Armour

Sun, 27 Oct 2019 09:09:17 -0700

As Spooktober comes to an end, Kevin and Jeremy discuss the scariest monster of all. Clothing. Don't believe clothing is scary? Listen and find out.

172: The Immutable Laws of Possession

Sun, 20 Oct 2019 08:00:00 -0700

Possession is confusing, let's be honest. It has different rules in different movies and there's no way to really know what you're dealing with! Thankfully the Third Space is here to offer you The Immutable Laws of Possession™.

171: TSWG: Hell Soul Ranch

Sun, 13 Oct 2019 08:00:00 -0700

The machine is back with a vengeance for this Spooktober special episode where you can be sure the world created will be spooky! No, seriously, the random generators knew what month it was.

170: Honey, Meet My Chair

Sun, 06 Oct 2019 14:03:54 -0700

Spooktober returns with a story about a serial killer living in a doll! It's Chucky and what a ritual like that could really mean.

169: Creature Feature: Myconids

Sun, 29 Sep 2019 10:27:25 -0700

Why does everyone want to hang out with these mushroom people? They're really fun-guys! Haha! Oh, comedy.

168: Hear Their Screaming Genitals

Sun, 22 Sep 2019 09:25:21 -0700

Don't look under the bed. There's a monster down there. But, how did they get there? What's their purpose? What are they like? Prepare to get weird with the boys from the Third Space as they discuss the monster under YOUR bed.

167: TSWG: Symptom of a Spider

Sun, 15 Sep 2019 08:00:00 -0700

The guys have crammed even more internet into the world generator! It's practically bursting with random generators and they want to show you how many spiders that means.

166: By The Music of Bollywood!

Sun, 08 Sep 2019 18:19:22 -0700

By the comedy of Podcasts, I have the comedy! Psew! Crash! Sprinkle! Now Kevin and Jeremy are buff enough to talk about a He-Man type world where castles give you the power!

165: Creature Feature: Genies

Sun, 01 Sep 2019 08:00:00 -0700

Your wish is their command, and your wish is for a world full of genies, right? Because I'm gonna be honest, that's the only wish they can grant.

164: A Very Quiet Episode

Sun, 25 Aug 2019 14:56:08 -0700

Grab your headphones and listen close, Jeremy is sick so Kevin joins him in a very whispery episode of The Third Space all about sneaking around and hiding in crowd. It's stealth time.

163: TSWG: Hunt for the Mirage

Sun, 18 Aug 2019 14:49:34 -0700

Also known as The Three Sky Serpents: The Jonas Brothers, Kevin and Jeremy crank up the machine in a slightly new format to see what kind of world they can make.

162: Weak to Gluten, Strong to Sun

Sun, 11 Aug 2019 08:00:00 -0700

Star deeply into my eyes and know my health, resistances, and to hit chance. What do you mean you can't see it? It just means you aren't doing it right. Listen to this episode instead and learn how to do it.

161: Creature Feature: Gorgons

Sun, 04 Aug 2019 10:50:42 -0700

This episodes contains jumping really far, being really strong, not being immortal, and a grave misunderstanding.

160: Don't Steal My Big Dick Energy

Sun, 28 Jul 2019 08:00:00 -0700

Join the cosmere and lose your mind as Kevin and Jeremy discuss the complex magic system in Brandon Sanderson's Mistborn series. No, not that magic system. Not that one either. That's the one!

159: TSWG: Icy Hot Brought to You By Shaq

Sun, 21 Jul 2019 09:59:59 -0700

Despite their best efforts, the Third Space World Generator still functions. Join Kevin and Jeremy as they create an icy world brought to you by a gentle giant.

158: Strong Hands, Strong Mouth, Can't Lose?

Sun, 14 Jul 2019 08:00:00 -0700

Prepare to get hungry as Kevin and Jeremy discuss where cooking in our world is like it is in Breath of the Wild or Minecraft or any other video game that gets your drool moving.

157: Creature Feature: Kelpies

Sun, 07 Jul 2019 10:49:52 -0700

Imagine a horse. Beautiful. Free. Standing by a lake. Do you; A) Pet it; B) Back away slowly; C) Point at it and shout, "You're a Kelpie!" Listen in and find out the correct answer!

156: Three Year Mini-Topic Spectacular

Sun, 30 Jun 2019 08:00:00 -0700

What does Ch'onger, eating a pig whole, being the reason carpets don't fly, laying in a bag of corpses, getting naked fast, catching someone in their truth, and working out so you don't die for real have in common? They're all talked about in this episode of Mini-Topics!

155: Spirit of the Forest, Derek

Sun, 23 Jun 2019 14:22:54 -0700

Kevin and Jeremy discuss a world of physical manifestations of ecosystems. Will it involve a lot of environmental talk? Surprisingly little actually, but they do make volcano sounds!

154: TSWG: In New Endo

Sun, 16 Jun 2019 08:00:00 -0700

Keep your eyes out and don't trust anything, Kevin and Jeremy create a world where nothing is what it seems and everything is bugs.

153: An Open Letter to the Staff of Pottermore

Sun, 09 Jun 2019 13:28:34 -0700

Expecto this, Muggles! You've got one spell, and it's a patronus. What does that mean? Well, Kevin and Jeremy are about to find out.

152: Creature Feature: Goblins

Sun, 02 Jun 2019 08:00:00 -0700

Hide the baby! Kevin and Jeremy are here to discuss a world full of goblins. What do you mean there are goblins in things other than Labyrinth?

151: Some Sort of Bodily Fluid

Sun, 26 May 2019 10:36:40 -0700

Don't tell me you haven't thought of it. What if we could summon demons? But what if demons were just people trying to get by? Making your way in the world today takes everything you got. Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot. Sometimes you wanna go where they only summon you by naaaaame! Cheers anybody?

150: TSWG: Andrew W.K. Presents No Shrubs (TLC)

Sun, 19 May 2019 08:00:00 -0700

Are you ready for more moon-based humour from our favourite hell device? It's the Third Space World Generator! Now with more parties and flying spiders!

149: Song of Windmill

Sun, 12 May 2019 08:00:00 -0700

Get your ocarinas and pull on your tunics, Kevin and Jeremy welcome you to a world where you too can make stuff happen by playing those sweet melodies from the Legend of Zelda.

148: Creature Feature: Sirens

Sun, 05 May 2019 09:25:20 -0700

Kevin and Jeremy dig out every joke about Greek mythology in this Creature Feature where they must figure out what exactly a Siren is.

147: Imma Wizard! (Buzz Buzz)

Sun, 28 Apr 2019 08:00:00 -0700

Would you kindly listen to this episode? The guys discuss a world with plasmids, and then create the greatest character in Third Space history. Listen and found out who!

146: TSWG: My Hot Tub Beach

Sun, 21 Apr 2019 11:34:08 -0700

Welcome to My Hot Tub Beach, a planet of Triders and Idiots. Slogan done. Cut, print, send it into the Third Space World Generator and have fun.

145: Fanny Pack Come?

Sun, 14 Apr 2019 08:33:46 -0700

Prepare to die! Prepare to lose your hats! Prepare to hold onto your backpacks! Prepare to consider the words Safe Death! Be prepaaaaaared!

144: Creature Feature: Mimics

Sun, 07 Apr 2019 09:00:00 -0700

It's 3AM and you must be lonely, but in this Mad Season of The Third Space Kevin and Jeremy don't want you to get Bent. They're going to talk about Mimics, something that doesn't exist in the Real World. But hey, despite All Your Reasons, they won't Push you around. If you're feeling Unwell, come take a listen. Because These Hard Times will end and everything will be Smooth (Ft. Rob Thomas).

143: Beyond the Veil of the Flakes

Sun, 31 Mar 2019 09:00:00 -0700

The world of children's cereal commercials is strange and scary, so here at the Third Space we thought, "Hey, let's smash all those freaks together." And then we did it. Look at what we did.

142: TSWG: Kraken the Ice

Sun, 24 Mar 2019 09:00:00 -0700

There is a lot of swearing in this one. Look, I don't know if the world generator has been leaking fumes into the air but we are pretty punchy and weird. Now let's do it! There's ice and screaming crabs in this one!

141: The Tortoise of Death

Sun, 17 Mar 2019 09:00:00 -0700

The world is full of such majestic creatures. Truly we are blessed to live in a land of such beauty where the animals don't explode. Now, stay with me here, what if they did? Why are you walking away?

140: Creature Feature: Hydras

Sun, 10 Mar 2019 12:28:43 -0700

Get those many heads swingin' and that world soul awakenin', Kevin and Jeremy are gonna tell YOU about a world full of hydras! It's...it's kinda a sucky place to be.

139: Giant Woman Face

Sun, 03 Mar 2019 09:08:49 -0700

In the biomechanical future(?) it's possible to wirelessly inject someone with literally and weird nonsense you want. And they can't stop you. They. Can't. Stop. You.

138: TSWG: The Minotaur's Secret

Sun, 24 Feb 2019 09:00:00 -0700

Oh yes, the world generating machine is out of storage and ready to bring Kevin and Jeremy to a world of mystery and arguments about time travel. Join them and keep your hands inside the generator at all time.

137: Popeye's Wet 'n' Wild Esophagus Ride

Sun, 17 Feb 2019 09:00:00 -0700

Ah, Popeye. A sailor man bolstered by the power of spinach. Not too weird you say? Well there are plenty of foods you can shove down your gob to get strong. Let's talk about some!

136: Creature Feature: Pheonix

Sun, 10 Feb 2019 12:42:55 -0700

Kevin and Jeremy delve into mythology, fiction, and the dark recesses of their own minds to bring you a variety of pheonixes for you to choose from. Part of a balanced breakfast!

135: These Teens Are Eating Materia

Sun, 03 Feb 2019 20:38:00 -0700

The guys tried to talk about Kingdom Hearts, but, uh, it’s very complicated. Instead they’re going to talk about Materia from Final Fantasy which is…less complicated?

134: The Devil's Butter

Sun, 27 Jan 2019 16:00:00 -0700

Take a leap of faith into the fairy circle. Will you lose an eye? Will you become a sorcerer? Will you find the Devil churning his milk? Which one is the weirdest? Kevin and Jeremy will find out.

133: TSWG: Sturmkreig: The Internal Machine

Sun, 20 Jan 2019 16:00:00 -0700

Boot up your internet and hold onto your hats, Kevin and Jeremy are taking you into an adventure world with animals who are cars who are heavy metal.

132: Squirrel Wingman

Sun, 13 Jan 2019 16:00:00 -0700

The podcast today is not about Tom Brady. I can’t stress this enough. This podcast is about magic animals offering you wishes. NOT TOM BRADY.

131: Creature Feature: Centaurs

Mon, 07 Jan 2019 00:38:00 -0700

In the new series Creature Feature, Kevin and Jeremy dream of a world full of magical creatures. In the first feature they dive into a world of Centaurs.

130: New Year's Redemption

Sun, 30 Dec 2018 16:00:00 -0700

With the end of another year, Kevin and Jeremy sit down to discuss a very important topic. A topic they will get to. But first…

129: The Great Christmas Escape

Sun, 23 Dec 2018 19:09:00 -0700

Kevin and Jeremy get a chance to pitch a Christmas movie. What better way to do that other than using random generators on the internet? Meet The Great Christmas Escape.

128: Talking To My Hammer

Sun, 16 Dec 2018 20:31:00 -0700

Here at the Third Space, Kevin and Jeremy like talking about magical objects. They also like talking about things that can talk that don’t normally talk. What do you get when you combine them? Sentient weapons from D&D.

127: TSWG: I Miss Your Sour Balls, Darling

Sun, 09 Dec 2018 18:50:00 -0700

Are you ready for a Third Space World Generator where the guys figure out the premise in fifteen minutes then riff on that premise for forty-five? Well you don’t have a choice.

126: Karl Marx Skeletor

Sun, 02 Dec 2018 17:16:00 -0700

TEST YOUR MIGHT Duh duh DUH DUH duh duh DUH MORTAL KOMBAT! Ahem, the guys are gonna talk about Mortal Kombat.

125: Superpowers: Empathy vs. Maggot

Sun, 25 Nov 2018 16:24:00 -0700

Kevin and Jeremy dip back into the double world of Superpower Showdown. On one side, Empathy, on the other? Digestive systems that move. Confused yet?

124: Psychic Cottage

Mon, 19 Nov 2018 02:05:00 -0700

I’m not going to lie. I forgot what the topic for this episode is. Now I’m writing this description and mostly just filling time until I-SOLARIS. Ahem, the topic for this episode is that weird water planet in the movie Solaris.

123: Refrigerators Don't Go To Heaven

Sun, 11 Nov 2018 16:00:00 -0700

Now, we all know all dogs go to heaven, but there are so many other animals. What goes to heaven? More importantly, what goes to hell?

122: TSWG: These Rocks Are Moons

Sun, 04 Nov 2018 16:00:00 -0700

Come on children, crawl out of your holes because the great terror, the Third Space World Generator, has been returned to this world. Blow off the dust and hold onto your historical landmarks, it’s the Third Space.

121: 100% Organic Deaths

Sun, 28 Oct 2018 17:03:00 -0700

The guys talk about their favourite subject, ghosts. Quantified and organized, a world full of ghosts awaits in the final week of Spooktober.

120: Flip This Tomb

Mon, 22 Oct 2018 00:15:00 -0700

With werewolves and vampires discussed, where can the boys go from here? Did you say mummies? Well…you’re right. Also you should get a lottery ticket because you can see the future!

119: Magical Girl Dracula

Sun, 14 Oct 2018 15:00:00 -0700

True Blood. Twilight. Daybreakers. What do these all have in common? The answer is Vampires, Derek. Keep up.

118: Man Is Not A Tube

Sun, 07 Oct 2018 15:00:00 -0700

It’s Spooktober! The spookest tober there has ever been. It’s also the beginning of Creature Feature, were the boy discuss a world made of monsters. This time, Werewolves.

117: Take Some Bacon, Make Some Eggs

Sun, 30 Sep 2018 15:00:00 -0700

Kevin and Jeremy discuss the strange moods from Dwarf Fortress where a person is compelled to create something. More importantly, guess who Jeremy is thinking of. It’s a terrible game.

116: TSWG: Tillworld

Mon, 24 Sep 2018 00:38:00 -0700

The guys have removed all the bones and fairies from the machine and are ready to create a new world. With new genres. And new nonsense.

115: The Game of Secret Life

Sun, 16 Sep 2018 15:00:00 -0700

What if the Game of Life was an open world action game? What if it had superheroes? What if we all worked together and made the world worth living in? Kevin and Jeremy answer the first two.

114: Food, Water, Sleep, Riddles

Sun, 09 Sep 2018 15:00:00 -0700

Riddle me this, dear listener. Two men enter a room to discuss a world with riddle doors. One has an idea of what this world will be, the other can only watch in horror. Who goes insane first?

113: Superpowers: Duplication vs. Skill Mimicry

Mon, 03 Sep 2018 00:57:00 -0700

Kevin chooses duplication! It's simple like Multiple Man! Jeremy chooses skill mimicry! It's...more complex to explain!

112: Bondage Domination Shrimp Muscle

Sun, 26 Aug 2018 15:00:00 -0700

Fighting Foodons! Isn't life incredible? Well, Kevin and Jeremy will answer that. Spoiler alert, it's not.

111: TSWG: Bone Fairies

Sun, 19 Aug 2018 15:00:00 -0700

Coming to you live from When Words Collide 2018, Kevin and Jeremy build a world that is just...incredibly frustrating.

110: Big Jesus Energy

Sun, 12 Aug 2018 15:00:00 -0700

Legends create power. Power creates legends. And items of power create items of legend? I don't know anymore. I've been drinking since nine in the morning.

109: It's a Pokemon!

Sun, 05 Aug 2018 15:00:00 -0700

Do you like Pokemon? We like Pokemon. But...but, what if animals were like Pokemon. Not were Pokemon, were LIKE Pokemon. What does that mean? Listen to find out.

108: Superpowers: Radio Control vs. Magnetism

Sun, 29 Jul 2018 15:00:00 -0700

Warning: This episode involves a lot of Kevin and Jeremy trying to talk about scientific principles. They know they are wrong. They always just assume that.

107: I Hate Myself

Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:00:00 -0700

They kinda talked about it before and they're gonna kinda talk about it now, it's the logic behind the moving paintings in Harry Potter.

106: What Would Waluigi Do?

Sun, 15 Jul 2018 15:00:00 -0700

Prepare to have a watime with your wafriends listening to Wakevin and Wajeremy talk about a world with wapeople. What does that wamean? Walisten wato wafind waout!

105: TSWG: Unchanged Dusk

Mon, 09 Jul 2018 00:18:00 -0700

Join us back in the world generator where we generate worlds with random world generators. It's pretty straight forward.

104: Mini-Topics

Sun, 01 Jul 2018 15:00:00 -0700

In honour of two years of The Third Space, the guys do a sixth of the job six times in a row.

103: Superpowers: Matter Eating vs. Text Bubbles

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 15:00:00 -0700

Stick this in your mouth and talk about it. That's all I've got. That's the joke.

102: Genocide is not Pre-Production w/ Joshua Pantalleresco

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 15:00:00 -0700

The guys are joined by Joshua Pantalleresco from the Just Joshing Podcast to talk about the worst of all worlds, a Hollywood Fantasy world.

101: Noir Kid

Sun, 10 Jun 2018 15:00:00 -0700

A new podcast has been downloaded. You check your player and see that it's The Third Space. They're talking about having a narrator this episode, but you already know how that feels. You already have a narrator. It's me. Morgan Freeman.

100: TSWG: Briarweald

Sun, 03 Jun 2018 15:00:00 -0700

Time for another trip into the Third Space World Generator. We've cleaned up the blood and wiped off the seat. Come and strap in for some randomly generated fun!

99: For Instance

Sun, 27 May 2018 23:56:00 -0700

Make sure your subscriptions are active, because Kevin and Jeremy are going to talk about a world that has instances. Of what? Exactly.

98: Superpowers: Deep-sea Physiology vs. Psychometry

Sun, 20 May 2018 23:38:00 -0700

Somewhere below the sea, somewhere with the creepy fishies, my lover Stan is a creepy fish maaaaaaan! Oh, also touching stuff.

97: Jojo's Bizarre Podcast

Sun, 13 May 2018 15:00:00 -0700

Kevin and Jeremy attempt to talk about Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and its Stands. Have you ever wanted to hear a brain melt? Listen now! And lots of spoilers for Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

96: Boning is Happening Right Now

Mon, 07 May 2018 00:27:00 -0700

You wake up one morning and you feel it. Somewhere in that direction is...something. You don't know what it is, but your mental compass is telling you to go. Everyone has a mental compass, and yours is telling you something is going on over there. You pack up your clothes, lock your door, and begin the long journey. It was a dog.

95: Third Space World Generator

Sun, 29 Apr 2018 15:00:00 -0700

It's the beginning of a new series where Kevin and Jeremy take the world in their hands and create a new one using prompts from random generators. From the internet!

94: A Follower of Fieri

Sun, 22 Apr 2018 15:00:00 -0700

Power comes from above. No really, in this world you can get power from above. But choose your patron well or you will end with a really weird friend and even weirder powers.

93: Superpowers: Detachable Body vs. Illusion

Sun, 15 Apr 2018 15:00:00 -0700

Look, it gets weird. The first superpower is taking your body apart and the second is making illusions. Weird things happen.

92: That Turtle-Cheetah

Sun, 08 Apr 2018 16:32:00 -0700

There are monsters, you can hunt them. Or hide from them. Probably should hide from them. Kevin and Jeremy discuss Monster Hunter.

91: Everything Is This

Sun, 01 Apr 2018 17:00:00 -0700

Kevin and Jeremy discuss the beginning of all things. A world where you can put your mind into another body. A sad world, but a world that leads to all other worlds.

90: And You Poop Yourself

Sun, 25 Mar 2018 15:00:00 -0700

You wanna roll those nat 20s? Get straight ballin' with some critical successes? Beware, because for every critical success, there's a nasty critical failure just waiting. What am I talking about again? I can't remember.

89: Mr. Referee

Sun, 18 Mar 2018 15:00:00 -0700

Get your quarters ready, it's time to talk about a world based around the story structure of fighting games' story modes. It's confusing, it's bizarre, it's unfortunately lacking in bicycle kicks.

Additional Music: "Country" by Valentin Sosnitskiy from FreeSound.org

88: Superpowers: Ninjitsu vs. Totems

Mon, 12 Mar 2018 00:40:00 -0700

Superpowers! This time it's ninjas and stuff. One world had ninjas, the other one has stuff. That's it.

87: The Story's Just Started (Pt. 2)

Sun, 04 Mar 2018 16:00:00 -0700

The deep dive into Bright continues at bruised collarbone speed.

86: Broad Daylight Shotgun (Pt. 1)

Mon, 26 Feb 2018 03:05:00 -0700

Kevin and Jeremy do a deep DEEP dive into Bright. Enjoy.

85: "Sea Foam"

Sun, 18 Feb 2018 16:00:00 -0700

Kevin and Jeremy discuss a world for lovers. Lovers caused by things like Cupid, cherubs, Aphrodite, Freya, and sirens. The best love is caused.

84: Make Me A Boat (In Your Pants)

Sun, 11 Feb 2018 16:00:00 -0700

Kevin and Jeremy take their worldbuilding skills to a new level by literally creating a world that is based on the gameplay from the Civilization series. Sid Meier would be...proud?

83: Superpowers: Enhanced Senses vs. Monsters

Mon, 05 Feb 2018 03:44:00 -0700

It's another conversation about superpowers! What's better? Feeling really well, or just being a wolfman? Having good eyesight, or just being a mummy? Smelling stuff, or just being a ghost?

82: The Only Cosmic God We Know

Sun, 28 Jan 2018 16:00:00 -0700

The Chosen One! You are the Chosen One! We will ignore the unintended implications of this, but if you don't want to, you can listen to Kevin and Jeremy describe what a world of Chosen Ones would be like.

81: Don't Stop The Peeling

Sun, 21 Jan 2018 16:00:00 -0700

You delinquent! You super...powered...really strong delinquent. I'm sorry for yelling. I just want to tell you that this episode's topic is about delinquency giving strength. Please don't hurt me.

80: So...Monsters

Sun, 14 Jan 2018 16:00:00 -0700

Don't get spooked, or do, it'll help power your house. Kevin and Jeremy discuss what if we could power our world like the Monster's Inc., with the energy source of children screaming.

79: Superpowers: Invulnerability vs. Ancestor Channeling

Sun, 07 Jan 2018 16:00:00 -0700

How about a world of invulnerability? How about a world where you can talk to your ancestors? Can they get along? It's the Odd Couple!

78: New Year's Reloaded

Mon, 01 Jan 2018 04:03:00 -0700

Kevin and Jeremy embark on another New Years adventure with talk of moments, hope, and pop culture.

77: The Christmas Bible

Sun, 24 Dec 2017 16:00:00 -0700

There is an island out there. An island of misfit toys. An island of terror and horror. Keep your family close. May God have mercy on us all.

76: There Must Be A Better Way!

Sun, 17 Dec 2017 20:03:00 -0700

Let me tell you about a brand new product. It's called The Third Space, a self referential podcast where they are talking about infomercials this week. Listen now!

75: Threesome With A Spectator

Sun, 10 Dec 2017 15:00:00 -0700

Hey there, buddy. You look sleepy. Take a nap, when you wake up you will be stronger and smarter. Also, sleeping is the only way you can change? The point is go the **** to sleep.

74: Rogers 101

Sun, 03 Dec 2017 22:22:00 -0700

We here at the Third Space believe in the Flat-Earth theory. That theory being that people can become flat if they want to.

73: It's Chaboi, Tim

Sun, 26 Nov 2017 23:49:00 -0700

Here we go. Grab your friend. Hold them close. Switch bodies with them. Live your life as them. It's Freaky Friday.

72: Superpowers: Size-Changing vs. Phasing

Sun, 19 Nov 2017 08:10:00 -0700

Come with me and you'll see two worlds of pure imagination. In one, people are shrinking and growing, seemingly at will! In another, they walking through...well, everything.

71: Paul Blart Strip Cop

Sun, 12 Nov 2017 18:27:00 -0700

Inspired by Final Fantasy, Kevin and Jeremy discuss a world where kings can grant magic. Though, they are still kings. So that's exciting.

70: We Patched Out Nazis

Sun, 05 Nov 2017 20:53:00 -0700

Incoming update: We now live in a world with patches to ensure proper world balance. Start download.

69: F#@$ Off Grag!

Sun, 29 Oct 2017 21:57:00 -0700

Happy Halloween! This episode answers the question "What if Purge?" And so...what if Purge?

68: Superpowers: Kinetic Damping vs. Web Slinging

Sun, 22 Oct 2017 18:02:00 -0700

It's another Superpower Showdown! In this corner, people who can slow things down. In this corner, a possible metaphor for puberty. Let's go!

67: Half-Pipe of Vengeance

Sun, 15 Oct 2017 19:42:00 -0700

Prepare to get EXTREME! Kevin and Jeremy create a world where its the people who are the most extreme that hold the power. But how can this world function? Grab your snowboard and find out!

66: On Wednesday, Portals!

Sun, 08 Oct 2017 19:12:00 -0700

Look beyond our world. See, there is a second world that hides just beside ours. Alike, yet different. Kevin and Jeremy just have to create it. Then, believe me, there will be another world.

65: My Name is Grimace

Sun, 01 Oct 2017 15:00:00 -0700

It's mascots friends. Those strange things that signify a team, brand, or maybe even a family. And those mascots? They're real. Too real.

64: Nelson Mandela's Gonna Dunk

Sun, 24 Sep 2017 15:00:00 -0700

Take a listen and hear Kevin struggle through remembering the history of the world as the guys develop a sports game with historical figures. Oh, and Nelson Mandela died in 2013.

63: Superpowers: Plant Whisper vs. Dream Walk

Sun, 17 Sep 2017 15:00:00 -0700

Would you rather talk to plants or walk in dreams? Let me rephrase, would you rather be friends with trees or have sex in other peoples dreams?

62: I Know You A Ghost

Sun, 10 Sep 2017 18:45:00 -0700

When there's something weird in the neighbourhood, who ya gonna call? Well, you don't need to call anyone because you can just put that ghost in a sandwich. Enjoy!

61: Nice Wall Meat

Sun, 03 Sep 2017 15:00:00 -0700

Up Up Down Down you know the rest. In video games, cheat codes can make the game easier or more fun. In real life, cheat codes could be the secret to life and death. If only you could discover them for yourself.

60: We Are All Magical Girls w/ Ethan Hallett

Sun, 27 Aug 2017 17:46:00 -0700

Girl power! MAGIC Girl power! The guys are joined by Ethan who takes them through a world full of Magical Girls. And Pandas. And 30-year-old men.

59: The Iron and Fire Grill

Sun, 20 Aug 2017 18:18:00 -0700

I will lay my curse upon you, and so will he, she will too, everyone will! Kevin and Jeremy discuss a world where curses flow free and wild and the only way to stop them is death!

58: Superpowers: Hair Control vs. Adaptable Skin

Sun, 13 Aug 2017 15:00:00 -0700

Strap yourself in for another Superpower Showdown. Kevin and Jeremy continue on the trend of weird body stuff with a world of crazy hair and odd skin.

57: Someone In This Room Is A Pollock

Mon, 07 Aug 2017 15:00:00 -0700

Come on, my friends, it is time to slam. Why don't you join me at the jam? Hey you, what are you going to do? What are you going to do when someone steals your talent for slamming and jamming?

56: Building Love: Girders of Steel

Sun, 30 Jul 2017 15:00:00 -0700

This week the guys tackle the repercussion of decisions made in Telltale Games and Dating Sims. Now, that's what the topic is, but the podcast is really about the greatest dating sim based on heavy machinery ever made.

55: The Sexy Stat

Sun, 23 Jul 2017 18:52:00 -0700

What's your job? No, not that job. Your JRPG job. White Mage? Gunslinger? Knight? Accountant? Kevin and Jeremy discuss a world where this is how jobs actually work.

54: Superpowers: Body Morphism & Bone Projection

Sun, 16 Jul 2017 15:00:00 -0700

Get ready for some Cronenberg-style body horror in this superpower showdown. Does gross body stuff freak you out? Then forget what I just said and listen anyway.

53: You Become Mario

Sun, 09 Jul 2017 17:55:00 -0700

Super Mario Odyssey has taught us much about the universe Mario exists in. It also teaches us about hats. Dark, hungering, controlling hats. Why does this seem so familiar?

52: Between the Bits

Sun, 02 Jul 2017 19:09:00 -0700

It's been a full year of The Third Space and, in honour of that, Kevin and Jeremy take a break and let you listen to the parts of the show they never thought you would hear.

51: The Musical w/ Erin Weir

Sun, 25 Jun 2017 15:00:00 -0700

We are joined by another special guest, this time it's Erin Weir from Mystery, Outsiders, and Abs. She asks us, what if we all had to process our thoughts through music? Join us in a particularly musical episode of the Third Space.

50: The World is a Truck w/ Shaun Cordingley

Sun, 18 Jun 2017 16:00:00 -0700

We are joined by a very special guest these week and he brings with him a topic of bizarre proportions. Shaun Cordingley of "The Guys From" podcast asks, what if everything worked like Beetlejuice? The answer? Ghosts.

49: Your Soul Money

Sun, 11 Jun 2017 19:58:00 -0700

Get those dukes up, it's time to fight if you don't want to learn a lesson. Also you'll burst into coins? This is weird. And violent? Boy, is it violent, other description person.

48: Welcome to My Shadow Game!

Sun, 04 Jun 2017 15:00:00 -0700

Yu-Gi-Oh? Yu-Gi-Whoa! What if you can challenge people to shadow games? How powerful would your grandma be? Listen and find out!

47: Superpowers: Beast Shape vs. Rage Strength

Sun, 28 May 2017 18:27:00 -0700

This world has people who can turn into animals. This world has people who get stronger when they get angry. How will they ever get along!?

46: Jake the Volvo

Sun, 21 May 2017 18:47:00 -0700

Move over Thomas the Tank Engine, this world has all kinds of talking vehicles for children to fall in love with and for us to monetize. Soon we will be rich off of new properties such as Ulysses the Boat, Elizabeth the Car, and literally limitless other vehicles.

45: The Norm Loop

Sun, 14 May 2017 16:00:00 -0700

Cue the theme song! Cue the laugh track! Keep the status quo! Kevin and Jeremy discuss a world like a sitcom. What sort of comedy will naturally flow out of this world? Or will it be weird and dark like many of the worlds they create are?

44: 50 Shades of Gold

Sun, 07 May 2017 16:30:00 -0700

Gotta go fast! Or whatever speed you can go I suppose. This isn't an episode about speed, it's about rings. You know, that bizarre health system from Sonic the Hedgehog? What if that was our new healthcare system? Topical!

43: Superpowers: Invisibility Vs. Energy Projection

Sun, 30 Apr 2017 15:00:00 -0700

It's another superpowered conversation! A world full of nothing but invisible people? A world with energy? What even is energy? Kevin and Jeremy pretend to know science!

42: Don't Chop a Baby

Sun, 23 Apr 2017 17:35:00 -0700

Get the edge of your hand ready. Jeremy and Kevin discuss a world where Goldeneye-style judo chops are the most, and only, lethal version of hand to hand combat. Also learn about how to take care of a baby from the men who know(?)

41: Insurance for Knee and Ankle

Sun, 16 Apr 2017 18:49:00 -0700

What could cause a world of secret societies and ankle injuries? Well how about cartoon falling logic? Do you know the connection between Wile E. Coyote and the Stone Masons? Find out on this episode!

40: Don't Tell People About This Episode

Sun, 09 Apr 2017 19:02:00 -0700

Kevin and Jeremy try to figure out how to destroy the world. It was not a good idea. They are currently on the run and hope to be able to record an episode next week but aren't sure. The drones are circling.

39: A Full Day of Pounding

Sun, 02 Apr 2017 19:14:00 -0700

Kevin and Jeremy discuss a world with durability. Okay, the real world has durability, we know. This world has durability in a different way. A crazy way. Listen to find out.

38: If I Was A Player

Sun, 26 Mar 2017 18:11:00 -0700

It's been a long time coming, but Kevin and Jeremy finally discuss Star Trek. Really they're supposed to be talking about Teleporters, but they mostly talk about Star Trek.

37: Superpowers: Telekinesis Vs. Telepathy

Sun, 19 Mar 2017 16:00:00 -0700

It's another installment of the semi-regular series where Jeremy and Kevin discuss two different powers. Now it's mind over matter with Telekinesis and Telepathy!

36: Live Show: Punch a Dog

Sun, 12 Mar 2017 16:00:00 -0700

A live performance from the Full Circle Theatre fundraiser. The guys discuss if animals evolved and if we could fight them.

35: Lil Jon City

Sun, 05 Mar 2017 09:00:00 -0700

This world isn't real, for the most part. It's a series of hard light holograms with morph suits and very VERY dangerous power outages. Keep your feet on the ground and your eyes out for orcs.

34: Your Butt is Not an Inventory Slot

Sun, 26 Feb 2017 09:00:00 -0700

Get your cargo pants on and grab your fanny pack, the guys delve into a world with an inventory system. Discussions include R. Kelly, cars, King Steve Buscemi, and McDonald's orders.

33: Superpower Showdown: Flight and Speed

Sun, 19 Feb 2017 09:00:00 -0700

I could talk about the fact Kevin and Jeremy are trying out a special episode where they discuss a two different worlds with superpowers. I could talk about that. Or I could tell you that the episode ends with fart noises. I could do that.

32: They're in a Montage

Sun, 12 Feb 2017 09:00:00 -0700

It's the sleepiest episode. Jeremy has just driven for seven hours but they have a topic that just needs to be talked about: Montages. What if the world was full of sweet, sweet montages?

31: Lag is The Real Killer

Sun, 05 Feb 2017 09:00:00 -0700

Put on your VR helmets and activate the murder subroutine, Kevin and Jeremy discuss if the real world had to deal with the death games from Sword Art Online. Kevin thinks it's dumb. Jeremy does not.

30: The Devil Is In This Toy

Sun, 29 Jan 2017 09:00:00 -0700

You've got a friend in me. The devil's got his soul in you. The guys take a trip down memory lane to the grand ol' tale of Toy Story. What if toys were alive in our world? Well, oh boy, let me tell you...

29: Hope You Like Dark Comedy

Sun, 22 Jan 2017 09:00:00 -0700

Oh boy. The guys are talking about living in a world with respawning. There will be death, there will be dirty talk, there will be blood. But in the end, will it be interesting? Could it be funny? Listen to find out!

28: It's Always 420 in Milan

Sun, 15 Jan 2017 09:00:00 -0700

Ninjas. Rambo. Hamsters. All are dangerous, but how dangerous are they? The guys discuss a world where the more there is of something, the less powerful it becomes.

27: Is Rutger Hauer a Pleasure Bot?

Sun, 08 Jan 2017 09:00:00 -0700

Don't run with scissor. But running with blades? That sounds like fun. Wait, this is about robots? I'm really confused. Kevin and Jeremy discuss what if the replicants from Blade Runner were real. But it has nothing to do with running with blades. I quit.

26: New Years Revolution

Sun, 01 Jan 2017 09:00:00 -0700

Kevin and Jeremy take a gander backwards and forwards in time in this New Years celebration. And, if they have time, they discuss Fast and Furious, video games, books, upcoming movies, and the ever creeping specter of death.

25: You Just Got Put On The Naughty List

Sun, 25 Dec 2016 09:00:00 -0700

He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you are awake. He arms himself with assassin elves so you better stay back for safety's sake. In this world, if you kill Santa, you become Santa. But what kind of world are we looking at?

24: Slidewhistles and Atomic Bombs

Sun, 18 Dec 2016 09:00:00 -0700

The guys discuss a world where violence works like it does in slapstick movies. Comedy? It's life saving. War? Hilarious! The Atomic Bomb? Still horrible.

23: The Devil (Fruit) Inside

Sun, 11 Dec 2016 09:00:00 -0700

Yo ho ho and a bottle of puns. Jeremy and Kevin discuss if the world had Devil Fruits like the ones from the anime One Piece.

22: All Hail Cube

Sun, 04 Dec 2016 09:00:00 -0700

Prepare for a ReBoot as the guys discuss if the games from ReBoot happened. It would be terrible, yes, but what kind of new god would we bring into our hearts? Listen and find out!

21: The Dark Force Olympics

Sun, 27 Nov 2016 09:00:00 -0700

Come to the Dark Side, we have all sorts of things and don't like to just be narrowed down to having cookies. Yes, we have cookies, but we also have sports, politicians, and superpowered children. Listen in and learn about our world.

20: If A Dalai Lama Force Ghost Shows Up

Sun, 20 Nov 2016 09:00:00 -0700

A short time ago, in a galaxy right here, two men sat down to discuss a very popular Sci Fi series and how its concepts would work in the real world. In this episode? The Light side of the Force.

19: May the Best Elk Win

Sun, 13 Nov 2016 09:00:00 -0700

On the surface level, this episode is about talking animals. Really, if you pay close attention, it's about the guys making dumb noises. It's a dumb show. A dumb dumb show.

18: On The Ground, Crying and Cumming

Sun, 06 Nov 2016 09:00:00 -0700

Picture yourself in a living room. Time for all that Spoon has predicted to come true. If only underdogs can win, how will we survive? I don't know, but we talked about it so listen up.

17: My House is Addicted to Heroin

Sun, 30 Oct 2016 09:00:00 -0700

In our Pentaultimate episode, the sleepy guys discuss a world full of possessed houses. Also the demon inside of Eddie Murphy. Also Kevin tries to think of something smart to say.

16: You Will Catch Me Eventually, But When?

Sun, 23 Oct 2016 09:00:00 -0700

In this episode we talk about pursuit logic in horror films. Oh, and we also kill fifteen minutes by arguing about The Room and discussing Hall and Oates.

15: J.K. Rowling #WitchTrialDenier

Sun, 16 Oct 2016 09:00:00 -0700

Join us in the dark and terrible past, where men were men and women were some sort of other beast? Something like that? The guys talk about what if there were actually witches during the witch trials?

14: Man-Body-Baby

Sun, 09 Oct 2016 09:00:00 -0700

This week, the dead will rise in various ways as the guys discuss reanimation in real life. Frankenstein? Zombies? Franken-Zombies?

13: A Spooktober Spectacular!

Sun, 02 Oct 2016 09:00:00 -0700

With October upon us, The Third Space takes a trip into the horrifying. The guys discuss how a world full of jump scares would funct-BOO! Gotcha.

12: You Get That Sweet Loot

Sun, 25 Sep 2016 09:00:00 -0700

Time to get in random fights again, this time the guys are discussing a world where rewards come in the form of loot drops.

11: Super Sentai Vs. Super Sentai

Sun, 18 Sep 2016 09:00:00 -0700

It's an all out brawl in the streets as Kevin and Jeremy discuss life under the thumb of teens with attitude when everyone is a Super Sentai.

10: Tommy Pickles Has Changed The World

Sun, 11 Sep 2016 09:00:00 -0700

Children are our future, but what if they could change it? Kevin and Jeremy discuss what if only children could change the world.

9: Sorting Hat Consortium Emporium

Sun, 04 Sep 2016 09:00:00 -0700

Kevin and Jeremy blow the lid off of the Sorting Hat conspiracy. What would you expect when we allow all our choices to be made by terrible hats?

8: Min/Max that Baby!

Sun, 28 Aug 2016 09:00:00 -0700

Imagine a world where progress was a little more streamlined. We're talking about leveling up. You know, like in those video games the kids are all raving about.

7: Final Fantasy 16: American Politics

Sun, 21 Aug 2016 09:00:00 -0700

Do you like spiky hair and big swords? How about intricate debates on foreign policy and economic plans? Then we have a game for you!

6: Cyber Jesus is Super Hot

Sun, 14 Aug 2016 09:00:00 -0700

It a technological age, so our hosts discuss about what if the way Tron computers worked is the way they really worked? How would you feel about attractive people living in your computer?

5: I Are A Ghost Army

Sun, 07 Aug 2016 09:00:00 -0700

How cool would it be to have a ghost army? What would happen to the world? Maybe Kevin and Jeremy talk about that and maybe they talk about swords for an hour. Let's see!

4: Get Hyped!

Sun, 31 Jul 2016 09:00:00 -0700

It's an all out hype-fuelled monster factory at The Third Space. Kevin and Jeremy discuss what the world would be like if power came from hype or friendship.

3: All Pokeballs, All the Time

Sun, 24 Jul 2016 09:00:00 -0700

Pokemon is very popular right now, so we discuss what exactly Pokeball technology would mean in our world. As it turns out, lots of political intrigue and theft.

2: Science is Magic

Sun, 17 Jul 2016 09:00:00 -0700

What if Harry Potter wizards applied simple laws of physics? Do Kevin and Jeremy even understand simple laws of physics? Let's find out!

1: Puppet Seed

Thu, 07 Jul 2016 09:00:00 -0700

In their inaugural episode, Kevin and Jeremy ask the hard question "What if Muppets Were Real?" The answer involves Genghis Khan, aliens, and puppet flesh.