<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><!-- generator="podbean/5.5" -->
<rss version="2.0"
     xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
     xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
     xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd"
     xmlns:spotify="http://www.spotify.com/ns/rss"
     xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0"
    xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/">

<channel>
    <title>It’s A Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay Podcast</title>
    <atom:link href="https://feed.podbean.com/therealmrmalone/feed.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/>
    <link>https://therealmrmalone.podbean.com</link>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>It’s A Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay Podcast is back—and louder, wilder, and more unapologetic than ever.</p>
<p>Hosted by Mr. Malone, this weekly podcast drops you straight (or Gay) into a day in his life, where anything (and anyone) can become part of the show. From the kooks and crazies on his block to random strangers and unexpected encounters, no moment is too small—or too outrageous—to be explored.</p>
<p>Originally launched in 2017, the show came to an abrupt end in 2019 after a devastating wildfire destroyed Mr. Malone’s entire community. Now, after seven years of rebuilding his life, he returns with fresh stories, deeper perspective, and the same fearless, unfiltered energy.</p>
<p>You may recognize Mr. Malone from appearances in Arrested Development, The Proposal, and The Guilt Trip, or from his past work as a host and co-host on shows like Under The Bus With Fagsy, Straight Talk with Ross Mathews, and Wondery’s The Daily Smile and Call Me Curious with Nikki Boyer. But these days, life itself is his greatest stage—and everyone in it is part of the performance.</p>
<p>Older, bolder, and just as delightfully unhinged, Mr. Malone invites you along for the ride—meeting new friends, stirring up chaos with neighbors, and turning everyday moments into something unforgettable.</p>
<p>New episodes weekly. Follow along… you never know what’s going to happen next.</p>
<p><a href="http://instagram.com/itsmrmalone" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">http://instagram.com/itsmrmalone</a></p>
<p><a href="http://maloneintuitive.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">http://maloneintuitive.com</a></p>]]></description>
    <pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2026 20:52:41 -0300</pubDate>
    <generator>https://podbean.com/?v=5.5</generator>
    <language>en</language>
        <copyright>Copyright 2026 All rights reserved.</copyright>
    <category>Comedy</category>
    <ttl>1440</ttl>
    <itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type>
          <itunes:summary></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Mr Malone</itunes:author>
<itunes:category text="Comedy" />
    <itunes:owner>
        <itunes:name>Mr Malone</itunes:name>
            </itunes:owner>
    	<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	<itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
    <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/22243194/GAY_X_4_LOGO8pt98.png" />
    <image>
        <url>https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/22243194/GAY_X_4_LOGO8pt98.png</url>
        <title>It’s A Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay Podcast</title>
        <link>https://therealmrmalone.podbean.com</link>
        <width>144</width>
        <height>144</height>
    </image>
    <item>
        <title>John Norman</title>
        <itunes:title>John Norman</itunes:title>
        <link>https://therealmrmalone.podbean.com/e/john-norman/</link>
                    <comments>https://therealmrmalone.podbean.com/e/john-norman/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2026 20:52:41 -0300</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">therealmrmalone.podbean.com/57906423-3c19-37a5-90bd-1ede5a79a715</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p class="isSelectedEnd">After losing Steve and enduring months of profound grief, Mr. Malone believed he would never find another companion who could touch his heart the same way. Then came John Norman—a sweet five-month-old Rat Terrier whose arrival seemed destined to bring healing, joy, and a fresh chapter of life.</p>
<p class="isSelectedEnd">But what happened next caught him completely off guard.</p>
<p class="isSelectedEnd">Instead of relief, Mr. Malone found himself plunged into an overwhelming wave of fear, anxiety, and near-constant panic. As he welcomed Johnny home, he was forced to confront an unexpected emotional reality: sometimes grief doesn't end when love returns—it changes shape.</p>
<p>In this deeply personal episode, Mr. Malone opens up about loss, attachment, the complicated emotions that can accompany a new beginning, and the surprising psychological impact of adopting a new dog after heartbreak. It's an honest conversation about love, fear, healing, and learning to trust happiness again.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="isSelectedEnd">After losing Steve and enduring months of profound grief, Mr. Malone believed he would never find another companion who could touch his heart the same way. Then came John Norman—a sweet five-month-old Rat Terrier whose arrival seemed destined to bring healing, joy, and a fresh chapter of life.</p>
<p class="isSelectedEnd">But what happened next caught him completely off guard.</p>
<p class="isSelectedEnd">Instead of relief, Mr. Malone found himself plunged into an overwhelming wave of fear, anxiety, and near-constant panic. As he welcomed Johnny home, he was forced to confront an unexpected emotional reality: sometimes grief doesn't end when love returns—it changes shape.</p>
<p>In this deeply personal episode, Mr. Malone opens up about loss, attachment, the complicated emotions that can accompany a new beginning, and the surprising psychological impact of adopting a new dog after heartbreak. It's an honest conversation about love, fear, healing, and learning to trust happiness again.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/phk6hezmw3bwj7ic/IAGGGGPFOURTEEN.mp3" length="54979106" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[After losing Steve and enduring months of profound grief, Mr. Malone believed he would never find another companion who could touch his heart the same way. Then came John Norman—a sweet five-month-old Rat Terrier whose arrival seemed destined to bring healing, joy, and a fresh chapter of life.
But what happened next caught him completely off guard.
Instead of relief, Mr. Malone found himself plunged into an overwhelming wave of fear, anxiety, and near-constant panic. As he welcomed Johnny home, he was forced to confront an unexpected emotional reality: sometimes grief doesn't end when love returns—it changes shape.
In this deeply personal episode, Mr. Malone opens up about loss, attachment, the complicated emotions that can accompany a new beginning, and the surprising psychological impact of adopting a new dog after heartbreak. It's an honest conversation about love, fear, healing, and learning to trust happiness again.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Mr Malone</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1717</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
            </item>
    <item>
        <title>A Psychic Hit But No Guarantee</title>
        <itunes:title>A Psychic Hit But No Guarantee</itunes:title>
        <link>https://therealmrmalone.podbean.com/e/a-psychic-hit-but-no-guarantee/</link>
                    <comments>https://therealmrmalone.podbean.com/e/a-psychic-hit-but-no-guarantee/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2026 19:22:10 -0300</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">therealmrmalone.podbean.com/7c21d919-5869-3347-89ad-917a40500194</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Mr. Malone is convinced he's found his soul dog—but there's one catch: there's no guarantee he'll actually get to adopt him. Hope hangs in the balance! Plus, Gilly and Lexi-Pro weigh in with their thoughts, advice, and a few opinions of their own. Will fate bring Mr. Malone and this soul pup together, or is this love story still waiting for its happy ending?</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mr. Malone is convinced he's found his soul dog—but there's one catch: there's no guarantee he'll actually get to adopt him. Hope hangs in the balance! Plus, Gilly and Lexi-Pro weigh in with their thoughts, advice, and a few opinions of their own. Will fate bring Mr. Malone and this soul pup together, or is this love story still waiting for its happy ending?</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/uze2k95ihyip8aim/IAGGGGPTHIRTEEN.mp3" length="50936604" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Mr. Malone is convinced he's found his soul dog—but there's one catch: there's no guarantee he'll actually get to adopt him. Hope hangs in the balance! Plus, Gilly and Lexi-Pro weigh in with their thoughts, advice, and a few opinions of their own. Will fate bring Mr. Malone and this soul pup together, or is this love story still waiting for its happy ending?]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Mr Malone</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1591</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
            </item>
    <item>
        <title>Gay Pride And An Artist Who Has No Interest In Art</title>
        <itunes:title>Gay Pride And An Artist Who Has No Interest In Art</itunes:title>
        <link>https://therealmrmalone.podbean.com/e/gay-pride-and-an-artist-who-has-no-interest-in-art/</link>
                    <comments>https://therealmrmalone.podbean.com/e/gay-pride-and-an-artist-who-has-no-interest-in-art/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 12:44:35 -0300</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">therealmrmalone.podbean.com/954838c5-b3ff-308e-b858-f7f029ea2bcb</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p class="isSelectedEnd">It's Gay Pride Month, and Mr. Malone hits the street in full celebration mode, asking friends and neighbors one simple question: What does Gay Pride mean to you? </p>
<p>Meanwhile, Mr. Malone finds himself facing a different kind of challenge. As an artist who has no interest in art, he decides it's time to pick up a paintbrush again. Can he rediscover his creative spark, or will the blank canvas win this round?</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="isSelectedEnd">It's Gay Pride Month, and Mr. Malone hits the street in full celebration mode, asking friends and neighbors one simple question: What does Gay Pride mean to you? </p>
<p>Meanwhile, Mr. Malone finds himself facing a different kind of challenge. As an artist who has no interest in art, he decides it's time to pick up a paintbrush again. Can he rediscover his creative spark, or will the blank canvas win this round?</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/sbq3id48yick36nb/IAGGGGPTWELVE.mp3" length="41951317" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's Gay Pride Month, and Mr. Malone hits the street in full celebration mode, asking friends and neighbors one simple question: What does Gay Pride mean to you? 
Meanwhile, Mr. Malone finds himself facing a different kind of challenge. As an artist who has no interest in art, he decides it's time to pick up a paintbrush again. Can he rediscover his creative spark, or will the blank canvas win this round?]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Mr Malone</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1310</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
            </item>
    <item>
        <title>Why Am I Here?</title>
        <itunes:title>Why Am I Here?</itunes:title>
        <link>https://therealmrmalone.podbean.com/e/why-am-i-here/</link>
                    <comments>https://therealmrmalone.podbean.com/e/why-am-i-here/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2026 11:53:46 -0300</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">therealmrmalone.podbean.com/391a248a-0e8e-387a-9fd1-d077f689c9bc</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Mr Malone needs a change of scenery so he heads off to Palm Springs only to find himself asking one question that he finds the answer to when he gets back home. </p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mr Malone needs a change of scenery so he heads off to Palm Springs only to find himself asking one question that he finds the answer to when he gets back home. </p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/gpjhsxfj3tx2mabc/IAGGGGPELEVEN.mp3" length="52886802" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Mr Malone needs a change of scenery so he heads off to Palm Springs only to find himself asking one question that he finds the answer to when he gets back home. ]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Mr Malone</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1652</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
            </item>
    <item>
        <title>Memorial Gay</title>
        <itunes:title>Memorial Gay</itunes:title>
        <link>https://therealmrmalone.podbean.com/e/memorial-gay/</link>
                    <comments>https://therealmrmalone.podbean.com/e/memorial-gay/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2026 11:50:36 -0300</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">therealmrmalone.podbean.com/e331e160-7473-3030-aa7b-cfefc3dadb65</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>It's Memorial Gay and Mr Malone joins his neighbors for a fun-filled barbecue and gathering. Not an all star celebrity blowout but enjoyable enough. Turkey chile, Lumpias and a parched mouth. I love you</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's Memorial Gay and Mr Malone joins his neighbors for a fun-filled barbecue and gathering. Not an all star celebrity blowout but enjoyable enough. Turkey chile, Lumpias and a parched mouth. I love you</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/jv6jm6dwe47td7ae/IAGGGGPTEN.mp3" length="49795576" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's Memorial Gay and Mr Malone joins his neighbors for a fun-filled barbecue and gathering. Not an all star celebrity blowout but enjoyable enough. Turkey chile, Lumpias and a parched mouth. I love you]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Mr Malone</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1555</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
            </item>
    <item>
        <title>Almost Murdered By A Gashead Eating A Breakfast Burrito</title>
        <itunes:title>Almost Murdered By A Gashead Eating A Breakfast Burrito</itunes:title>
        <link>https://therealmrmalone.podbean.com/e/almost-murdered-by-a-gashead-eating-a-breakfast-burrito/</link>
                    <comments>https://therealmrmalone.podbean.com/e/almost-murdered-by-a-gashead-eating-a-breakfast-burrito/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2026 02:43:12 -0300</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">therealmrmalone.podbean.com/e51532e2-a904-3aeb-b544-0d152414f341</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Neighbor Lexa(pro), Coco and outrageous Gilly add to a funfilled and introspective day for Mr Malone even tho he was almost murdered by a gashead eating a breakfast burrito. My god.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Neighbor Lexa(pro), Coco and outrageous Gilly add to a funfilled and introspective day for Mr Malone even tho he was almost murdered by a gashead eating a breakfast burrito. My god.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/q4473ppiz9j7cef7/IAGGGGPNINE.mp3" length="57451752" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Neighbor Lexa(pro), Coco and outrageous Gilly add to a funfilled and introspective day for Mr Malone even tho he was almost murdered by a gashead eating a breakfast burrito. My god.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Mr Malone</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1795</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
            </item>
    <item>
        <title>Gilly, Jed, and Miss Burbank</title>
        <itunes:title>Gilly, Jed, and Miss Burbank</itunes:title>
        <link>https://therealmrmalone.podbean.com/e/gilly-jed-and-miss-burbank/</link>
                    <comments>https://therealmrmalone.podbean.com/e/gilly-jed-and-miss-burbank/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2026 02:03:06 -0300</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">therealmrmalone.podbean.com/c9f9c25f-5067-31d9-98d5-732ae9b316a1</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Still dealing with post-Covid fatigue, Mr. Malone attempts to make the most of a wonderful Burbank day with neighbor Gilly, Jed the Mailman, and the one and only Miss Burbank. Along the way: pee dribble, a trip to Trader Joe’s to return some horrid tasting honey, neighborhood wandering, and an early surrender to bed. As always. Thank you.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Still dealing with post-Covid fatigue, Mr. Malone attempts to make the most of a wonderful Burbank day with neighbor Gilly, Jed the Mailman, and the one and only Miss Burbank. Along the way: pee dribble, a trip to Trader Joe’s to return some horrid tasting honey, neighborhood wandering, and an early surrender to bed. As always. Thank you.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/kmirv4iuzav5hkw8/IAGGGGPEIGHT.mp3" length="55644497" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Still dealing with post-Covid fatigue, Mr. Malone attempts to make the most of a wonderful Burbank day with neighbor Gilly, Jed the Mailman, and the one and only Miss Burbank. Along the way: pee dribble, a trip to Trader Joe’s to return some horrid tasting honey, neighborhood wandering, and an early surrender to bed. As always. Thank you.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Mr Malone</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1738</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
            </item>
    <item>
        <title>Hard Decision</title>
        <itunes:title>Hard Decision</itunes:title>
        <link>https://therealmrmalone.podbean.com/e/hard-decision/</link>
                    <comments>https://therealmrmalone.podbean.com/e/hard-decision/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 02:44:21 -0300</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">therealmrmalone.podbean.com/2a4d0c53-de6c-337d-8bef-440e82627adb</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Mr. Malone faces a turning point as his health forces him to make a difficult decision—one that could change everything. In this deeply personal episode, he gets an update on his laser surgery and learns whether his recovery is finally on the right track. Just when he needs it most, an unexpected and heartfelt message from a stranger brings a moment of clarity and connection.</p>
<p>Balancing the heavier moments, Diana and Gilly bring their usual warmth, humor, and chaos, reminding us that even in uncertain times, there’s always room for laughter and friendship.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mr. Malone faces a turning point as his health forces him to make a difficult decision—one that could change everything. In this deeply personal episode, he gets an update on his laser surgery and learns whether his recovery is finally on the right track. Just when he needs it most, an unexpected and heartfelt message from a stranger brings a moment of clarity and connection.</p>
<p>Balancing the heavier moments, Diana and Gilly bring their usual warmth, humor, and chaos, reminding us that even in uncertain times, there’s always room for laughter and friendship.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/5rrffkri73xjvc8d/IAGGGGPSEVEN.mp3" length="84795479" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Mr. Malone faces a turning point as his health forces him to make a difficult decision—one that could change everything. In this deeply personal episode, he gets an update on his laser surgery and learns whether his recovery is finally on the right track. Just when he needs it most, an unexpected and heartfelt message from a stranger brings a moment of clarity and connection.
Balancing the heavier moments, Diana and Gilly bring their usual warmth, humor, and chaos, reminding us that even in uncertain times, there’s always room for laughter and friendship.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Mr Malone</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2649</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
            </item>
    <item>
        <title>Guided By Steve</title>
        <itunes:title>Guided By Steve</itunes:title>
        <link>https://therealmrmalone.podbean.com/e/guided-by-steve/</link>
                    <comments>https://therealmrmalone.podbean.com/e/guided-by-steve/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2026 19:24:18 -0300</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">therealmrmalone.podbean.com/a027d473-5b7f-3777-9bfd-3ac4cc909a52</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Mr. Malone finally begins to understand why the past few months of his life have been so emotionally and physically grueling. What felt like chaos reveals itself as something deeper—connected, purposeful, and impossible to ignore. The journey culminates in a shocking “grand finale”: an unexpected trip to the ER that feels like the final purge.
In the aftermath, a powerful realization takes hold—everything in life is interwoven. Even after they’re gone, our beloved pets remain with us in ways we don’t always see, helping guide us through the weight of debilitating grief. This episode stands as a testament to that unseen bond, and to the healing that can emerge from even the most overwhelming moments.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mr. Malone finally begins to understand why the past few months of his life have been so emotionally and physically grueling. What felt like chaos reveals itself as something deeper—connected, purposeful, and impossible to ignore. The journey culminates in a shocking “grand finale”: an unexpected trip to the ER that feels like the final purge.<br>
In the aftermath, a powerful realization takes hold—everything in life is interwoven. Even after they’re gone, our beloved pets remain with us in ways we don’t always see, helping guide us through the weight of debilitating grief. This episode stands as a testament to that unseen bond, and to the healing that can emerge from even the most overwhelming moments.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/tkggiydzj222gt9s/IAGGGGPSIX.mp3" length="80848272" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Mr. Malone finally begins to understand why the past few months of his life have been so emotionally and physically grueling. What felt like chaos reveals itself as something deeper—connected, purposeful, and impossible to ignore. The journey culminates in a shocking “grand finale”: an unexpected trip to the ER that feels like the final purge.In the aftermath, a powerful realization takes hold—everything in life is interwoven. Even after they’re gone, our beloved pets remain with us in ways we don’t always see, helping guide us through the weight of debilitating grief. This episode stands as a testament to that unseen bond, and to the healing that can emerge from even the most overwhelming moments.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Mr Malone</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2526</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
            </item>
    <item>
        <title>Turkey Chili Birthday</title>
        <itunes:title>Turkey Chili Birthday</itunes:title>
        <link>https://therealmrmalone.podbean.com/e/turkey-chili-birthday/</link>
                    <comments>https://therealmrmalone.podbean.com/e/turkey-chili-birthday/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2026 01:55:13 -0300</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">therealmrmalone.podbean.com/0bb26e1d-797f-3989-9964-4aa37cfcd57e</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Mr Malone turns 64 today and has a wonderful day doing nothing but making turkey chili. Brief Birthday visits with Gilly, Neighbor Andrew and Diana (Buttercup). A truly Happy Birthday in gratitude, love and farts. </p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mr Malone turns 64 today and has a wonderful day doing nothing but making turkey chili. Brief Birthday visits with Gilly, Neighbor Andrew and Diana (Buttercup). A truly Happy Birthday in gratitude, love and farts. </p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/jgy5ygc5icwvuusx/IAGGGGPFIVE.mp3" length="45800722" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Mr Malone turns 64 today and has a wonderful day doing nothing but making turkey chili. Brief Birthday visits with Gilly, Neighbor Andrew and Diana (Buttercup). A truly Happy Birthday in gratitude, love and farts. ]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Mr Malone</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1431</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
            </item>
    <item>
        <title>Ditched, Rejected and Happy</title>
        <itunes:title>Ditched, Rejected and Happy</itunes:title>
        <link>https://therealmrmalone.podbean.com/e/ditched-rejected-and-happy/</link>
                    <comments>https://therealmrmalone.podbean.com/e/ditched-rejected-and-happy/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2026 23:43:26 -0300</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">therealmrmalone.podbean.com/0f07cf1c-914c-392e-ae11-a963090f56e0</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p class="isSelectedEnd">Mr Malone gets ditched by Gilly, shut down by Buttercup and advised by neighbor Chanel. A quick "happy" visit with the local liquor store cashier, a Target run and because balance is important ... a couple of absolute stinkers tossed in for your listening pleasure.</p>
<p>It’s messy, it’s funny, it’s a little too relatable … just another wonderful gay in the neighborhood.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="isSelectedEnd">Mr Malone gets ditched by Gilly, shut down by Buttercup and advised by neighbor Chanel. A quick "happy" visit with the local liquor store cashier, a Target run and because balance is important ... a couple of absolute stinkers tossed in for your listening pleasure.</p>
<p>It’s messy, it’s funny, it’s a little too relatable … just another wonderful gay in the neighborhood.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/4z4ietw6h3vn5p7t/IAGGGGPFOUR.mp3" length="47655625" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Mr Malone gets ditched by Gilly, shut down by Buttercup and advised by neighbor Chanel. A quick "happy" visit with the local liquor store cashier, a Target run and because balance is important ... a couple of absolute stinkers tossed in for your listening pleasure.
It’s messy, it’s funny, it’s a little too relatable … just another wonderful gay in the neighborhood.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Mr Malone</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1489</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
            </item>
    <item>
        <title>Gratitude</title>
        <itunes:title>Gratitude</itunes:title>
        <link>https://therealmrmalone.podbean.com/e/gratitude/</link>
                    <comments>https://therealmrmalone.podbean.com/e/gratitude/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2026 14:45:56 -0300</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">therealmrmalone.podbean.com/400b1cda-7229-386b-a4b9-20481f9ac0a6</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p class="isSelectedEnd">Mr. Malone heads in for a routine trip to the optometrist—nothing out of the ordinary, or so he thinks. What begins as a simple appointment quickly spirals into an unexpected and perilous twist, forcing him to confront more than just his eyesight.</p>
<p class="isSelectedEnd">But in the aftermath of chaos, something remarkable happens. The day transforms into a powerful reminder of gratitude, presence, and perspective. Through humor, reflection, and a few hard-earned lessons, Mr. Malone discovers that even life’s most unsettling moments can reveal something deeply meaningful.</p>
<p>This episode is a heartfelt (and at times hilarious) exploration of how staying present and choosing joy—even when things go sideways—can lead to a more peaceful, grounded, and fulfilling life.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="isSelectedEnd">Mr. Malone heads in for a routine trip to the optometrist—nothing out of the ordinary, or so he thinks. What begins as a simple appointment quickly spirals into an unexpected and perilous twist, forcing him to confront more than just his eyesight.</p>
<p class="isSelectedEnd">But in the aftermath of chaos, something remarkable happens. The day transforms into a powerful reminder of gratitude, presence, and perspective. Through humor, reflection, and a few hard-earned lessons, Mr. Malone discovers that even life’s most unsettling moments can reveal something deeply meaningful.</p>
<p>This episode is a heartfelt (and at times hilarious) exploration of how staying present and choosing joy—even when things go sideways—can lead to a more peaceful, grounded, and fulfilling life.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/x5htpe4isyz9ddei/IAGGGGPTHREE.mp3" length="69198078" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Mr. Malone heads in for a routine trip to the optometrist—nothing out of the ordinary, or so he thinks. What begins as a simple appointment quickly spirals into an unexpected and perilous twist, forcing him to confront more than just his eyesight.
But in the aftermath of chaos, something remarkable happens. The day transforms into a powerful reminder of gratitude, presence, and perspective. Through humor, reflection, and a few hard-earned lessons, Mr. Malone discovers that even life’s most unsettling moments can reveal something deeply meaningful.
This episode is a heartfelt (and at times hilarious) exploration of how staying present and choosing joy—even when things go sideways—can lead to a more peaceful, grounded, and fulfilling life.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Mr Malone</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2162</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
            </item>
    <item>
        <title>Let The Rain Fall Down</title>
        <itunes:title>Let The Rain Fall Down</itunes:title>
        <link>https://therealmrmalone.podbean.com/e/let-the-rain-fall-down/</link>
                    <comments>https://therealmrmalone.podbean.com/e/let-the-rain-fall-down/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2026 16:13:13 -0300</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">therealmrmalone.podbean.com/1535b151-08be-3bea-945d-fbcd98374f9b</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Mr Malone enjoys a wonderful Burbank morning rainstorm. Diana visits, a flirty trip to Trader Joe’s, Little Lady runs away and Old Man Living Legend scuffles by for a quick chat. Malone ends his day with a luxurious bath and a surprise butt snort in bed before he says a cozy goodnight.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mr Malone enjoys a wonderful Burbank morning rainstorm. Diana visits, a flirty trip to Trader Joe’s, Little Lady runs away and Old Man Living Legend scuffles by for a quick chat. Malone ends his day with a luxurious bath and a surprise butt snort in bed before he says a cozy goodnight.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/sn3vrc7qsi2y92vw/IAGGGGPTWO.mp3" length="60734404" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Mr Malone enjoys a wonderful Burbank morning rainstorm. Diana visits, a flirty trip to Trader Joe’s, Little Lady runs away and Old Man Living Legend scuffles by for a quick chat. Malone ends his day with a luxurious bath and a surprise butt snort in bed before he says a cozy goodnight.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Mr Malone</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1897</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
            </item>
    <item>
        <title>Dolly's Back!</title>
        <itunes:title>Dolly's Back!</itunes:title>
        <link>https://therealmrmalone.podbean.com/e/dollys-back/</link>
                    <comments>https://therealmrmalone.podbean.com/e/dollys-back/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 17:15:19 -0300</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">therealmrmalone.podbean.com/9eea2622-226e-372b-b019-357197355d92</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>After a seven-year hiatus, Mr. Malone bursts back onto the scene—well-rested, slightly unhinged, and yes, gayer than ever. Set against a wonderful Burbank morning, this episode spirals delightfully: from a very personal visit to a charmingly sexy urologist (why is he peeing so much?) to a wholesome-yet-chaotic check-in with neighbor Gilly. Toss in a reflective neighborhood stroll, a wildly unnecessary megaphone rant aimed at loud neighbors, and you’ve got peak Malone energy. He tucks you in with a sweet goodnight, a polite little toot, and a heartfelt thank you. </p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After a seven-year hiatus, Mr. Malone bursts back onto the scene—well-rested, slightly unhinged, and yes, gayer than ever. Set against a wonderful Burbank morning, this episode spirals delightfully: from a <em>very</em> personal visit to a charmingly sexy urologist (why <em>is</em> he peeing so much?) to a wholesome-yet-chaotic check-in with neighbor Gilly. Toss in a reflective neighborhood stroll, a wildly unnecessary megaphone rant aimed at loud neighbors, and you’ve got peak Malone energy. He tucks you in with a sweet goodnight, a polite little toot, and a heartfelt thank you. </p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ar3h8gc988tsyat7/IAGGGGPONE.mp3" length="54075478" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[After a seven-year hiatus, Mr. Malone bursts back onto the scene—well-rested, slightly unhinged, and yes, gayer than ever. Set against a wonderful Burbank morning, this episode spirals delightfully: from a very personal visit to a charmingly sexy urologist (why is he peeing so much?) to a wholesome-yet-chaotic check-in with neighbor Gilly. Toss in a reflective neighborhood stroll, a wildly unnecessary megaphone rant aimed at loud neighbors, and you’ve got peak Malone energy. He tucks you in with a sweet goodnight, a polite little toot, and a heartfelt thank you. ]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Mr Malone</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1689</itunes:duration>
        <itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
        <itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
            </item>
</channel>
</rss>
