Guided by a cold, unhinged AI, he’s forced to fight, level up, and survive against relentless horrors. There are no rules, no mercy, and no way out—only one truth:

You have died. Now the real game begins.

A new LITRPG audio drama from tge depths of Jay Silver's grey matter known as a brain.

Also, tune into our livestream nest Saturday at 3PM EST/ NOON PST as SCL says goodbye for the finale time. 

Now, what happens when Brother Barkington sleeps? THE ROTTEN REVOLUTION. What is that, you ask? Well, imagine a tree snoring so loud it shakes the ss Duct tape & dreams, accidentally joining up with an army of undead who immediately start a revolution. Is it a political movement? Is it a gardening accident gone horribly wrong? Or is it just me losing my last three brain cells?

Listen in and find out—because trust me, even I haven't figured out where this is going.

We’re talkin’ music, a bit of wrestling, Happy Gilmore making a comeback (because why the hell not), the new Fantastic Four (hopefully not cooked this time), and for some reason… a live-action Lilo & Stitch. Yep. No idea either.

It’s chaotic & it’s questionably somehow informative,

But when they uncover the real truth about what's happening on StarTropics—things get weird. Like, lava-lamp-conspiracy-weird.

One thing’s for sure. they’re about to be smack bang in the middle of it all... again.

What could possibly go wrong?

They also dive headfirst into a sea of AEW drama, flips, and forbidden doors (that may or may not lead to catering according to Nick Khan ), and then proceed to preview WrestleMania 41.

Will their wits and dice rolls guide them to victory, or will fate deal them an untimely demise? There’s only one way to find out! So, grab your D20, ready your character sheets, and prepare for an adventure where every choice matters, and every roll could be your last... critical fail!

Will their wits and dice rolls guide them to victory, or will fate deal them an untimely demise? There’s only one way to find out! So, grab your D20, ready your character sheets, and prepare for an adventure where every choice matters, and every roll could be your last... critical fail!

Jay also recounts his wild adventures at Knotfest. Oh and of course, there’s wrestling—because apparently, that’s what this podcast is about. Oh, and by the way… JOHN CENA TURNED HEEL.

All this and more on Smack It Down!

Oh yeah, we do talk about wrestling at some point. Maybe. Cut us some slack, alright? We haven’t spoken in, like, three weeks, so there’s a lot of nonsense to catch up on. Expect tangents, bad jokes, and maybe even an unsolicited food review. Tune in—you might regret it, but at least you won’t be alone.

Well, as fate (and poor navigation skills) would have it, our heroes end up sailing a little too far north. Instead of a paradise filled with sunshine and sharks, they find themselves in the freezing polar oceans—where their biggest problem isn’t the temperature, but the gang of very territorial ocean unicorns (also known as narwhals) now circling their boat.

Do narwhals have a strict "no trespassing" policy? Yes. Are they willing to joust intruders with their majestic tusks? Also yes. Can Brother Barkington charm them with interpretive dance? Probably not, but he's not going to try anyway.

Originally recorded November 2019.