Thrill as we gasp out loud at the extreme levels of sexism in what is secretly a sock fetish film! Chill as we feel uncomfortable when the teens who were cast to play siblings have a little too much on-screen chemistry!

We’re discovering the true meanings of cave paintings, pondering whether children were more stinky 70 years, reporting a creepy old invisible woman stalking children, and wondering why every man in the 50s was named Stanley.

What’s the secret to living up to these high standards of personal care? To quote one of these films, plenty of gentle rubbing is all it takes!

We're suffering through and reporting back on the perplexingly specific Keep It Clean: Vintage Hygiene Films, available to stream for free for Amazon Prime members.

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And that, according to this documentary, is all thanks to Wrinkles the Clown. He’s a 65-year-old Florida man, an internet star gone viral, and a questionable tool parents can use to discipline their children.

When the documentary unmasks its monster like a clumsy episode of Scooby Doo, we’ll question everything we were told, wade through the last third of a very boring documentary waiting for the point, and determine that while most of what we were told about Wrinkles is a lie, that part about him being a tool is certainly true.

Along the way we’ll witness a parade of scared children, from Kayla, a very young girl whose dad has asked Wrinkles to eat her, to Rena, a girl ready to fight Wrinkles with her momma and her dog Halo, to Jarrett, a boy who has been inspired by Wrinkles to get his own creepy clown mask and plastic knife, to Sean, who has stuffed his closet with empty boxes and removed his box spring to reduce the ways Wrinkles can get to him.

We’re also reliving some of our own childhood fears, visiting a “real” clown who doth protest too much about clowns being scary, and bemoaning the lack of positive clown role models for kids these days.  

We were down to clown, but after this documentary that may never happen again. 

We’re suffering through and reporting back on Wrinkles the Clown, available to stream on Hulu.

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Speaking of her husband, meet David Siegel. David is a self-made billionaire with a thing for pageant girls and cheap bank loans that have allowed him to build a timeshare empire on the backs of Walmart shoppers.

Together they’ll face the challenge of feeling cramped in their 26,000 sq ft house by building the largest single-family home under one roof in America. The 90,000 sq. ft. monstrosity modeled after Versailles and a Vegas casino is off to a great start… until the stock market crash of 2008 makes all of David’s imaginary money finally disappear.

Witness the hardship of only being able to give each of your children a single shopping cart overflowing with toys on Christmas. Thrill as a trophy wife forced to reacquaint herself with flying commercial endures the shock of her Hertz rental car not coming with a driver. Shed a tear as you see so much money spent on so many stupid things. 

The ony thing going for this documentary is that by the end of it, there will be one less billionaire in the world. (He’s still alive and kicking. He just loses a dang lot of money.) 

We’re suffering through and reporting back on The Queen of Versailles, available to stream on Hulu.

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Together with Troy, a paranormal investigator who is afraid of the dark, and his girlfriend Ashley, a woman who is nothing less or more than whelmed by the experience, the three hapless investigators will explore the second-most haunted house in Texas.

Thrill as they use state-of-the-art gaming technology from 2005 to paint a skeleton on a large bouncy ball!

Chill as they enter a psychedelic room or a psycho manic room or a Psycho Mantis room or whatever it’s called and see definitive proof of the paranormal that they didn’t bother to film!

But be warned! As dumb as all of this appears to be, things are even dumber than they seem.

We’re suffering through and reporting back on Whispers of the Unseen, available to stream on Amazon Prime Video.

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You know what? Screw it. Cue the orchestra. 

TWINE WARS

Turmoil has engulfed the world of TWINE BALL rollers.

For a generation, Francis and Frank, two twine ball rollers of noble ambition, have battled for the distinction of creating THE WORLD’S LARGEST BALL OF TWINE. 

Upon Frank’s passing, his Kansas home town relocates the ball to the town square and uses an army of people and spools of store-bought twine in an attempt to seize the WORLD RECORD and create an attraction even more fun than a murder house. But are they building a bigger ball, or are they building an obese POKEMON?

When Francis dies years later, his nephew will also donate their ball to his home town. Unsure whether the town truly wants the ball and hoping to resolve the matter, EDWARD from Ripley’s Believe It or Not will travel to rural Minnesota and experience the darkest day of his life. He will emerge scorned and full of spite, ready to hate-buy an inferior ball of twine rolled more by machine than man.

When you think you've seen it all, this documentary will have you believe there are three balls of twine. But no! There is another…

Guest starring Weird Al, 9/11, a very questionable method for weight loss, and old fashioned American values like arson and censorship.

We’re suffering through and reporting back on The World’s Largest Ball of Twine, available to stream on Amazon Prime Video. 

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Led by John (not just the president, but also a client), and Bob (tour director of the damned), they’ll attend a dance club that might actually be a Ukrainian baby shower, have a run in with a loan shark and corrupt law enforcement, introduce themselves to every woman in the room, and get engaged faster than you can say, “I’m not sure that’s the woman you’ve been emailing.”

In fact, one of these men will actually get married before the end of the documentary.

Will it be…

Travis, a farmer from a town in Wisconsin with far more cows than women

Eric, a man with an American flag hanging at the head of his bed and a gun closet the size of Texas

Bobby, an HR guy with a heart of gold and a very deep desire to believe, OR

Ron, a silver fox with surprisingly wholesome goals but zero game

We’re vaguely defining the word “date,” witnessing the results of what happens when your culture says you should be married at 18 years of age, and pondering how all this worked before the age of the internet, but all of that is just foreplay for the most horrific kiss we’ve ever seen on film.

We're suffering through and reporting back on Love Me, available to stream on Amazon Prime.

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When a young girl named Kiana sees a bear in the woods, it will inspire her to take the name “Bigfoot Girl” and launch her on a lifelong quest for a close encounter of the hairy kind.

We were hoping for a documentary that would finally bring some gender parity to the field of Bigfoot studies, but we should have known better given the film’s Cinemax cover art.

Instead, two men will suck all the oxygen out of the Canadian wilderness. Between James, a 238-pound podcaster and hipster icon who sees dead people, and Thomas, a Bigfoot experiencer who doubts everyone else’s Bigfoot experiences, only one documentary will make you wonder, “Where the @#$% is Bigfoot Girl?”

We'll take long ferry rides and then long car rides and then go on long hikes to a secret camp so we can hear theological debates about whether Bigfoot is building structures. We'll also hear the story of two young lovers having a massive overreaction to a motionless bush.

We’re tying cherries to trees because a psychic told us to, pondering whether a mystical fire can attract Bigfoot, telling the same stories multiple times, and finally coming up with a convincing theory of our own for why Bigfoot Girl is absent from her own film.

In today's service, you'll learn that Bigfoot may or may not be a conscientious robber of coolers, and he may or may not be a classic Loony Tunes character, but Bigfoot absolutely is a role model for these times.

We're suffering through and reporting back on Bigfoot Girl, available to stream on Hulu.

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Stinger music features "Swing Party" by David Szesztay

It’s the 1930s and sugar is booming, particularly in North Queensland, Australia. But the farmers there have a problem: grubs are eating their crops.

The Bureau of Sugar Experiment Stations, desperate to get the farmers off their backs, attend the World Conference of Sugar Technologists in Puerto Rico and get the brilliant idea to import toads to Australia to eat the grubs and save the crops.

The toads, rudely handled and unfed during their two-week journey, arrive in Queensland hungry, horny, and with a newfound resentment for Australia.

We’ll learn why this all goes wrong, but not before we witness a scientist banging two toads together like Barbie and Ken dolls, are treated to an homage to Psycho and Night of the Living Dead, and sing some hymns while the toads screw.

Thirteen years before he made The Natural History of the Chicken, documentary filmmaker Mark Lewis will use the cane toad as an excuse to create a movie that is one part ecological disaster, one part gross out horror comedy, one part toad porn set to an 80s Cinemax movie soundtrack, and one part subtle suggestion that an amphibian Necronomicon is responsible for the failure of the marriage between Prince Charles and Lady Diana.

We’re suffering through and reporting back on Cane Toads: An Unnatural History, available to stream on YouTube.

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Meet Chris. He owns a parking lot, and in this movie we’re going to meet about twenty of his past and current parking lot attendants.

From one cynical white male wannabe philosopher to the next cynical white male wannabe philosopher, thrill as cynical white male wannabe philosophers hate-park cars in what could have been called “Resentment: The Movie.”

We’re diving deeper than the movie does into social issues, sharply disagreeing with a critic from the New York Times, and pondering if it’s the UVA students or their parents in that income tax bracket.

But mostly we’re just trying to make it through all the depressing tedium so we can get to big rap number at the end.

We’re suffering through and reporting back on The Parking Lot Movie, available to stream on Amazon Prime Video.

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They’ll entice guys with photos of their pets, go on dates for free because they don’t know how to ask for money, and then sell themselves short by pointing out how the exchange rate means they could be paid less.

Featuring a really, really, really disappointed mom (really), a juicylicious man who feels like the personification of a leisure suit, and more vocal fry and uptalk than a single nation could contain.

Join us as we ponder what you call a group of sugar babies, consider whether this whole thing is a pyramid scheme, and shed a single tear as the Sisterhood of Traveling Sugar Babies falls apart. 

We’re suffering through and reporting back on Sugar Sisters, available to stream on Amazon Prime Video.

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What he finds is the opportunity to make 150 episodes of a show devoted to the exploration of unsolved mysteries and things that defy explanation.

Things like “psy trailing” where a family projects their location to their dog Bobby when they leave him at a rest stop 2,000 miles from home.

Things like a fighting fish so strong willed he defies the odds of probability.  

Things like a plant photographer who has definitely ingested some plants.

Things like a man hooking up yogurt to a lie detector to gauge the yogurt’s empathy.

And if you think Leonard Nimoy is any help on getting through all of this, he’s far too busy dressing and posing like a deconstructed Superman and slinging junk science to make this go down any easier.

Thrill as we have out of body experiences with a cat named Jill, listen to an old lady who hates rock music slowly recite a long list of plants, and use sophisticated machines and our mind’s inner eye to prove ... absolutely nothing.

Is there an animal psychic involved?

You bet there is!

We’re suffering through and reporting back on two episodes of In Search Of … devoted to Extra Sensory Perception. They’re free to watch on YouTube if you really want to do that to yourself.  Other Voices and Animal ESP 

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Valentine’s Day is approaching and love is in the air. So are stars, satellites, and streetlights, but for the purposes of this documentary, let’s call all of those things “UFOs.”

What starts as the premise of an X-Files episode devolves quickly as Shauna explains how red airplane lights cause ovarian cysts and Josh is fascinated by something the rest of us would call sleeping.

Thrill as we lose time, assume defenseless positions, stare at footage of out of focus streetlights, and explain how restaurants work to inefficient interdimensional beings. 

Is this proof of a vast extraterrestrial conspiracy designed to reduce the commute time of two Limp Bizkit fans from Michigan?

Have we witnessed the ultimate transdimensional heist for Chinese leftovers?

Are there ETs on Earth and do they just want to tuck us in, turn off the lights, and make sure our laptops don’t fall off the bed?

One thing’s for certain: The BS is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!

We’re suffering through and reporting back on Otherworldly Amor, available to stream on Amazon Prime Video.  

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Fast forward many years and adult Bradley decides to revisit this fishing subculture. When he finally finds some people willing to fess up to this behavior, he’ll go on a journey that ultimately leads to him establishing the first ever noodling tournament.

Along the way, he'll introduce the viewer to a pantheon of men who you will be shocked to learn are about twenty years younger than they appear to be. It seem noodlin’ ages a man – and we say “man” because all of the women in this documentary may have been willing to try noodling once, but they weren’t dumb enough to ever come back.

Join us as we hassle snakes, treat wounds with duct tape, and accidentally noodle a beaver. We also learn how to take away a fish's free will, how to cheat at noodling, and discover that while some noodlers noodle nude, there also appear to be never-nude noodlers. 

We’re suffering through and reporting back on Okie Noodling, available to stream on Amazon Prime Video.  

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When a slow news day in the UK leads to the creation of a documentary The Guardian, The Daily Mail, and the Daily Telegraph all rave as the best thing ever, Jaime and Dave have no choice but to check this out for themselves and discover firsthand that the British media is wrong. So. Very. Wrong.

Join us as we discuss the finer points of biganometry, ponder the raw undeniable machismo of train guards, and pitch “Bigammers,” our show that attempts to make this documentary watchable.

Featuring surprise appearances by William Shatner, Doctor Who, Baby Yoda, and Nathaniel Hawthorne’s Bigamy Cap™.

We’re suffering through and reporting back on The Bigamist Bride: My Five Husbands, available to stream on Amazon Prime Video.  

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According to her assistant Lynsi, a neat thing about Samantha is that she doesn’t think things all the way through, but then again, Lynsi also thought she was having a career crisis BEFORE she was living in a motorhome with a middle-aged woman trying to run a cat circus.

We’ll witness heavy flirting, discuss whether it’s okay for your boss to tell you your significant other is going to die and it’s going to be your fault (spoiler: It’s really, really not okay), and sympathize with the cat who tries to escape from the show and start a new life in Wisconsin.

Just when we think we might be watching the female version of a desperate person turning into The Joker, things shockingly turn around and end up being okay for Samantha. Maybe there’s a positive message somewhere in this mess after all, but we still maintain that cats are not an investment.

Featuring surprise appearances by Pauly Shore and Stephen Colbert.  This episode is not sponsored by Smirnoff, but it should be. 

We're suffering through and reporting back on Acrocats!, available to stream on Amazon Prime.

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From Arthur, who hates that Christmas happens every 365 days, to John, who hates that Margaret Thatcher didn’t hand-sign her Christmas cards, to the narrator, who hates Christmas cards and possibly his wife, we’re working through a laundry list of everything wrong with the holidays.

We’re buying last-minute presents at gas stations, holding carolers hostage, and standing up to the tyranny of Advent Calendars (and okay, we’re also standing up because the Queen is speaking).

Along the way, we’ll discuss fish for Christmas, determine whether Jaime is secretly a grumpy old man, and discover the lost Twin Peaks Christmas album.

It turns out Christmas in Britain may be a bit rubbish after all.  

Featuring guest appearances by Enrico Iglesias, Santa Claus, and the reanimated corpse of Winston Churchill.

We’re suffering through and reporting back on Grumpy Old Men at Christmas UK, available to stream for free on YouTube. 

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Kurt has a good heart, but we still have some questions about that hole he’s digging in his yard, and he’s definitely not making it out of Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory in one piece.

There’s also Max, the young stone skipping upstart, and his father Eric, a stone skipping competition announcer who doesn’t have a big vocabulary but does have the enthusiasm of someone announcing the Kentucky Derby.

Is this the next frontier of athleticism? Is stone skipping an ancient duck hunting technique? We don’t know, but Dave is getting flashbacks to discus throwing in junior high gym class and Jaime is reliving her Playstation glory days.  

Before it’s all said and done, we’ll hear a surprisingly good rendition of the national anthem, see a gross injury, and witness a new world record that will likely stand until the robot overlords take over all sports.

No fudge was harmed, consumed, or even really seen in this documentary.

We’re suffering through and reporting back on Skips Stones for Fudge, available to stream on Amazon Prime. 

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Harrod’s devoted his life to making and celebrating art cars, which is all fine and good, but what this documentary unintentionally celebrates is Harrod’s love life.

Thrill as Harrod falls for what seems to be the first non-chicken, non-mom female he meets, then SUCCESSFULLY woos her with love poems about maggots and decaying fish!

Chill as you learn Harrod’s opening move with women is to show them a dead cat!

Question everything you thought you knew about life when you learn that even when Harrod was literally living in a child’s playhouse in someone’s yard, he STILL managed to have a live-in girlfriend, at least until winter came around. 

Along the way, we’ll come to realize there are some things about Harrod as an artist that we kind of admire. We even start to think it’s almost too bad he isn’t in a better movie than this… but then Harrod’s back to clucking like a chicken again. 

Speaking of our feathered friends, we may have discovered a unified theory of chickens, but rest assured. Despite Jaime’s best efforts, we are NOT re-naming this podcast “Super Chicken Stories.”

We're suffering through and reporting back on Oh My God, It’s Harrod Blank, available to stream on Amazon Prime.

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Halloween might be over, but on this episode we find ourselves stuck in what feels like a carnival funhouse filled with people who insist their monkeys are their literal children.  Join us as we travel across some of our least favorite flyover states to meet Silly Willy, Butters, and Jessica Marie (all three of those are monkeys, in case you were unsure). 

Along the way we'll see monkeys thrown out of restaurants, discover something worse than texting while driving, and, because you can't watch a documentary like this without a pet psychic showing up at some point, we'll discuss the moment that had Dave sitting on his hands to keep himself from throwing his monitor out the window.

All narrated by a Mary Poppins soundalike who is fresh out of spoonfuls of sugar and wants some gosh darn answers. 

Featuring Parker Posey and the world's least educational animal show.

We’re watching My Monkey Baby, available to stream for free on Amazon Prime.

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Meet Mabel, a ghost so non-descript we’re surprised she even has a name. She is mysteriously the same height and build as the daughter of the guy whose house she’s haunting. We also think her dad might be Channing Tatum in disguise. Where's Scooby Doo when we need him?

Mabel’s absolute favorite thing is haunting pantries at precisely 12:34 a.m., but when the pantry door comes off, Mabel is released into the house and all hell breaks loose!

A light will turn off!

A ball will bounce down the stairs!

Hair. Will. Be. Pulled!

Penny, the medium from central casting, sums it up best: “Oh, no.”

Featuring guest appearances by Patrick Stewart, Hamper Ghost, Feist, and a squatter named John2.

We’re watching The Pantry Ghost Documentary, available to stream for free on Amazon Prime.

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But his film is missing something! It needs more production value, and by that he means more action, more blood, a submissive who can resurrect the dead, and a new lead character played by Alison Arngrim, aka Nellie Oleson from Little House of the Prairie.

Before it’s all said and done Kelly will film over 100 hours of footage, and we’ll see TV’s Nellie Oleson pay homage to her past, kill a man wearing a bird feeder on his groin, and make a very unappetizing S’more.

We’re left feeling like no kitchen sink is safe from Kelly, but we are absolutely won over by Alison’s good-natured charm.

Featuring guest appearances by Werner Herzog, Promise Keepers, that “Heaven is for Real” kid, and a European accent we can’t quite place. 

We're suffering through and reporting back on Hush Hush, Nellie Oleson, available to stream on Amazon Prime.

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When a younger Troy stares down a grizzly bear and lives to tell the very lengthy tale, it launches him on a lifelong journey to once again face the beast, but this time without leaving anything to chance.

To that end, Troy has spent a lot of his life and a lot of his money making a suit that is resistant to fire, arrows, shotguns, falling logs, and truck-mounted mattresses. You would think Troy is literally ready for bear, until you see him put on the suit and try to walk in it.

Along the way we’ll ponder how many decades you lose in the American-Canadian cultural exchange rate, discuss which bear is the gateway bear, and “ride the thunder” as we engage in close quarter bear research.

Despite Troy’s assertions, the one thing this story is not is erotic. 

Featuring guest appearances by Ultraman, Patrick Swayze, and the worst Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. 

We're suffering through and reporting back on Project Grizzly, available to stream on Amazon Prime.

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Yes, we've got chicken near-death experiences and mouth-to-beak CPR.

Yes, we've got a woman appearing to skinny dip with a rooster, giving him a blow-dry, and then loading him into her boxy 70s car to go solve crimes. 

We've certainly got a headless chicken getting his shot at the big time and starring in a story that may have inspired John Woo's Face/Off.

And we've even got a chicken letting go and letting God as a midwestern pastor stretches for next Sunday's sermon and hitting his Reader's Digest word count.

But we absolutely do not have anything about the natural history of the chicken. And frankly, we don't care, because friend, if you were EVER going to watch something we’ve watched for this podcast, this is the one to watch.

Featuring Emmy-worthy animal acting (seriously) and guest appearances by Jesus, Sun Tzu, and the DaVinci Chicken, only one documentary will make you ponder one of the biggest questions in life: If a chicken eats a cow, and you eat that chicken, are you now eating red meat?

We’re watching Natural History of the Chicken, available to stream for free on Amazon Prime.

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Okay, all the quotations are going to get tiring, but just assume that pretty much EVERYTHING you hear from Joe should be in air quotes. 

From flailing four-mile runs and frantic phone calls to verbally harassing a guy just trying to eat a salad, this documentary proves that while you may be small in stature, you can still be huge on harboring grudges and maintaining a choke hold on resentment. 

Along the way Joe DOES indirectly give our podcast a reason to exist... but not before taking a dump on a Goonie.

Oh, Joe.

We're suffering through and reporting back on Frankenfake, available to stream on Amazon Prime.

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But right now it’s time for a dubstep break. And another dubstep break. And some rapping. And then more dubstep. And then hippy educational songs about weed. And then more dubstep.

This is a documentary that wants to be a musical that bills itself as a comedy that is actually the script treatment for the next Jurassic Park movie.

If it sounds like this film is all over the place, a lot of the blame (and, to be honest, credit) can be laid at the feet of Ix, a younger-than-you-would-guess stoner who makes bongs from produce and humps the display cases at her local marijuana dispensary. When she’s not advancing the culinary arts by putting marijuana in literally everything she makes, she’s popping bed bugs, slapping the D, and … writing for NASA? Wait, what?

Thrill as two pot virgins who nevertheless support the legalization of marijuana muddle their way through the music and musings of a movement. Along the way, we’ll also explore parental acceptance and disapproval, discuss bad names for your daughter, and listen to So. Much. Dubstep. 

Welcome to California 90420. You can’t buy love, but you CAN buy a lot of weed.  

Featuring special guest co-host Jaime Hunt, who somehow has a gift for finding these cinematic train wrecks.

We’re suffering through and reporting back on California 90420, available to stream for free on Amazon Prime. 

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This might be the first time a movie has ever been padded out by shoehorning in a cat from Minnesota, and then to top it all off, they didn't even think to title this trainwreck, "A Tail of Two Kitties." What a missed opportunity! And speaking of missing things...

When Frankie the Cat goes missing, he can only be found by Jack, renowned(?) cat tracker, possible Craigslist stalker, and inventor of the Cat Flasher, the world's dumbest way to find a missing cat. Jack is using every means at his disposal, including his own cat allergies, to find Frankie before it's time to stare into the middle distance and move on to the next case. 

Along the way, we discuss a librarian who hates leash laws as much as she loves vibrators, we consider this year's Forbes list of Most Influential Cats, and we posit that the Game of Thrones showrunners have seen this documentary and took it way too much to heart. 

All's well that ends well, but we gotta cut this short and get inside because the mosquitoes are starting to bite. 

We're suffering through and reporting back on If Only CATS Could Talk, available to stream on Amazon Prime.

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Thrill as Gracie Rae goes out on a limb and guesses that a woman has body image issues. Be astonished to learn a person remembers the name of her grandmother. Be disturbed as Gracie Rae bases a significant amount of her theology on the words of Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Along the way, we discuss ghosts, inconsistent drop shadows, canned potatoes, and ego. So. Much. Ego. 

The only thing we agree with Gracie Rae about is that going to her for a psychic reading really would be a last resort. 

Featuring special guest co-host Jaime Hunt, and surprise appearances by Bigfoot, Chuck E. Cheese, and Gracie Rae's acting reel.

We're suffering through and reporting back on Psychic: A Gift of Grace, available to stream on Amazon Prime.

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