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    <title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse</title>
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    <description>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse is a conversational comedy podcast where reality is negotiable and the absurd is just part of the plan. Join Tom (the dry philosopher-poet of the group), Mike (resident chaos goblin and wisdom dispenser), and Amber (quizmistress supreme and relentless optimist) as they ricochet between pop culture, personal stories, bizarre hypotheticals, and unhinged self-improvement schemes—all in the name of keeping the multiverse from collapsing under the weight of its own nonsense.

Expect quizzes, microfailures, hot takes, questionable advice, and the occasional existential crisis. Nothing is off-limits. Everything is funny. Probably.

New episodes every two weeks. Bring snacks.</description>
    <pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 08:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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        <copyright>Tom Cash and Mike Kinkley</copyright>
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          <itunes:summary>Lifelong friends, Tom and Mike entertain themselves and you with stories of their lives, crazy theories, and general idiocy.  Not safe for kids.</itunes:summary>
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        <title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 019 - Meat Diamond the Clown</title>
        <itunes:title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 019 - Meat Diamond the Clown</itunes:title>
        <link>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-amber-save-the-multiverse-episode-019-meat-diamond-the-clown/</link>
                    <comments>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-amber-save-the-multiverse-episode-019-meat-diamond-the-clown/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 08:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>It's the Easter/April Fool's episode! Topics include:  Chubby Bunny; a visit from the Ether Bunny and the Drug Wizard; Meat Diamond the Clown; April Fool's trivia; energy equals mass times corn squared; directional dog pooping; Mail Crimes; what does the moon smell like?; Easter facts; Roll the Rock Away Saturday; Happy Peaster!; why doesn't Jesus like jellybeans?; best of the Darwin Awards; homemade bulletproof vests; modern day Schoolhouse Rock</p>
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<p>Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  <a href='https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA'>https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA</a> </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>Join the Patreon!  <a href='https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies'>https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies</a> </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p><a href='https://tmasm.com'>https://tmasm.com</a> </p>
<p>Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a>  </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>Songs from the Multiverse:
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a>  
<a href='https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz'>https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz</a>  </p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's the Easter/April Fool's episode! Topics include:  Chubby Bunny; a visit from the Ether Bunny and the Drug Wizard; Meat Diamond the Clown; April Fool's trivia; energy equals mass times corn squared; directional dog pooping; Mail Crimes; what does the moon smell like?; Easter facts; Roll the Rock Away Saturday; Happy Peaster!; why doesn't Jesus like jellybeans?; best of the Darwin Awards; homemade bulletproof vests; modern day Schoolhouse Rock</p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  <a href='https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA'>https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA</a> </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>Join the Patreon!  <a href='https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies'>https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies</a> </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p><a href='https://tmasm.com'>https://tmasm.com</a> </p>
<p>Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a>  </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>Songs from the Multiverse:<br>
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a>  <br>
<a href='https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz'>https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz</a>  </p>
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Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA 
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Join the Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies 
----------------------
https://tmasm.com 
Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com  
----------------------
Songs from the Multiverse:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW  https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz  ]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Tom Cash, Mike Kinkley, and Amber Richard</itunes:author>
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        <title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 018 - A Vulgar Display of Masonry</title>
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        <link>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-amber-save-the-multiverse-episode-018-a-vulgar-display-of-masonry/</link>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Amber tests Tom and Mike on their knowledge of tourist trap trivia, Mike shares some peanut lore, Tom asks Amber and Mike the question "Is It a Racehorse???", and they take the worst personality quiz of all time.</p>
<p>Topics Include: manskirts and manbags, artificial seasickness, prodigious proboscis, head genitals, buying chunks of Plymouth Rock and the Berlin Wall, Opps! All Spiders!, Pennsylvania Peanuts, how far can you throw a peanut?, peanut butter diamonds</p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  <a href='https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA'>https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA</a> </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>Join the Patreon!  <a href='https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies'>https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies</a> </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>https://tmasm.com</p>
<p>YouTube: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse'>https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse</a>  
Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a>  </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>Songs from the Multiverse:
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a>  
<a href='https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz'>https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz</a>  </p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Amber tests Tom and Mike on their knowledge of tourist trap trivia, Mike shares some peanut lore, Tom asks Amber and Mike the question "Is It a Racehorse???", and they take the worst personality quiz of all time.</p>
<p>Topics Include: manskirts and manbags, artificial seasickness, prodigious proboscis, head genitals, buying chunks of Plymouth Rock and the Berlin Wall, Opps! All Spiders!, Pennsylvania Peanuts, how far can you throw a peanut?, peanut butter diamonds</p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  <a href='https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA'>https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA</a> </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>Join the Patreon!  <a href='https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies'>https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies</a> </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>https://tmasm.com</p>
<p>YouTube: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse'>https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse</a>  <br>
Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a>  </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>Songs from the Multiverse:<br>
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a>  <br>
<a href='https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz'>https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz</a>  </p>
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Topics Include: manskirts and manbags, artificial seasickness, prodigious proboscis, head genitals, buying chunks of Plymouth Rock and the Berlin Wall, Opps! All Spiders!, Pennsylvania Peanuts, how far can you throw a peanut?, peanut butter diamonds
----------------------
Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA 
----------------------
Join the Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies 
----------------------
https://tmasm.com
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse  Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com  
----------------------
Songs from the Multiverse:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW  https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz  ]]></itunes:summary>
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        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
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        <title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 017 - Best of: Volume Two</title>
        <itunes:title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 017 - Best of: Volume Two</itunes:title>
        <link>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-amber-save-the-multiverse-episode-017-best-of-volume-two/</link>
                    <comments>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-amber-save-the-multiverse-episode-017-best-of-volume-two/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2026 08:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're painting the facility this week, and we can't get to our recording area because the paint is still wet, so please enjoy these best of-clips from episodes 7 through 11!</p>
<p>Highlights include: vaginas look like chewed bubblegum; Mona Mona Lisa Lisa; what's a glove?; spooky dookie; fried whimsy; "Nice jeans, wanna procreate?"; poop socks; Womb of the Moom; Wiccapedia; Ham Whiz; death by metal horsecock; Hanksgiving, nice to fist you!</p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  <a href='https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA'>https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA</a> </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>Join the Patreon!  <a href='https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies'>https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies</a> </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p><a href='https://tmasm.com'>https://tmasm.com</a> </p>
<p>YouTube: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse'>https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse</a>  
Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a>  </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>Songs from the Multiverse:
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a>  
<a href='https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz'>https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz</a>  </p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're painting the facility this week, and we can't get to our recording area because the paint is still wet, so please enjoy these best of-clips from episodes 7 through 11!</p>
<p>Highlights include: vaginas look like chewed bubblegum; Mona Mona Lisa Lisa; what's a glove?; spooky dookie; fried whimsy; "Nice jeans, wanna procreate?"; poop socks; Womb of the Moom; Wiccapedia; Ham Whiz; death by metal horsecock; Hanksgiving, nice to fist you!</p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  <a href='https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA'>https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA</a> </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>Join the Patreon!  <a href='https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies'>https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies</a> </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p><a href='https://tmasm.com'>https://tmasm.com</a> </p>
<p>YouTube: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse'>https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse</a>  <br>
Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a>  </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>Songs from the Multiverse:<br>
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a>  <br>
<a href='https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz'>https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz</a>  </p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're painting the facility this week, and we can't get to our recording area because the paint is still wet, so please enjoy these best of-clips from episodes 7 through 11!
Highlights include: vaginas look like chewed bubblegum; Mona Mona Lisa Lisa; what's a glove?; spooky dookie; fried whimsy; "Nice jeans, wanna procreate?"; poop socks; Womb of the Moom; Wiccapedia; Ham Whiz; death by metal horsecock; Hanksgiving, nice to fist you!
----------------------
Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA 
----------------------
Join the Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies 
----------------------
https://tmasm.com 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse  Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com  
----------------------
Songs from the Multiverse:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW  https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz  ]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Tom Cash, Mike Kinkley, and Amber Richard</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4895</itunes:duration>
        <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
        <itunes:episode>17</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 016 - Alien Butt Club</title>
        <itunes:title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 016 - Alien Butt Club</itunes:title>
        <link>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-amber-save-the-multiverse-episode-016-alien-butt-club/</link>
                    <comments>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-amber-save-the-multiverse-episode-016-alien-butt-club/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2026 08:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Join Tom, Mike, and Amber for an unearthly good time, as they strangely fixate on pretzels and aspects of dentistry for half the episode!</p>
<p>Topics: Monkey Steals the Peach; TMASM-Gasm; Chubby Bunny Contest; Not flossing illicit a violent response from dentist); School Students are Stupid; Extinct Ice Cream
Canadian Crimes/The Canadian Mob; Weird Medical Facts; Growers and Showers; Viruses are Creepy; Inventions: Real or Fake?; What would an alien do if it met you?  (Please say probe!)</p>
<p>Take Amber's quiz!  <a href='https://www.buzzfeed.com/smileygem41/what-would-an-alien-do-if-they-encountered-you'>https://www.buzzfeed.com/smileygem41/what-would-an-alien-do-if-they-encountered-you</a> </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  <a href='https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA'>https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA</a> </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>Join the Patreon!  <a href='https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies'>https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies</a> </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>https://tmasm.com</p>
<p>YouTube: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse'>https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse</a>  
Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a>  </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>Songs from the Multiverse:
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a>  
<a href='https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz'>https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz</a> </p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Join Tom, Mike, and Amber for an unearthly good time, as they strangely fixate on pretzels and aspects of dentistry for half the episode!</p>
<p>Topics: Monkey Steals the Peach; TMASM-Gasm; Chubby Bunny Contest; Not flossing illicit a violent response from dentist); School Students are Stupid; Extinct Ice Cream<br>
Canadian Crimes/The Canadian Mob; Weird Medical Facts; Growers and Showers; Viruses are Creepy; Inventions: Real or Fake?; What would an alien do if it met you?  (Please say probe!)</p>
<p>Take Amber's quiz!  <a href='https://www.buzzfeed.com/smileygem41/what-would-an-alien-do-if-they-encountered-you'>https://www.buzzfeed.com/smileygem41/what-would-an-alien-do-if-they-encountered-you</a> </p>
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<p>Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  <a href='https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA'>https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA</a> </p>
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<p>Join the Patreon!  <a href='https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies'>https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies</a> </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>https://tmasm.com</p>
<p>YouTube: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse'>https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse</a>  <br>
Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a>  </p>
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<p>Songs from the Multiverse:<br>
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a>  <br>
<a href='https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz'>https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz</a> </p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Join Tom, Mike, and Amber for an unearthly good time, as they strangely fixate on pretzels and aspects of dentistry for half the episode!
Topics: Monkey Steals the Peach; TMASM-Gasm; Chubby Bunny Contest; Not flossing illicit a violent response from dentist); School Students are Stupid; Extinct Ice CreamCanadian Crimes/The Canadian Mob; Weird Medical Facts; Growers and Showers; Viruses are Creepy; Inventions: Real or Fake?; What would an alien do if it met you?  (Please say probe!)
Take Amber's quiz!  https://www.buzzfeed.com/smileygem41/what-would-an-alien-do-if-they-encountered-you 
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Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA 
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Join the Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies 
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https://tmasm.com
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse  Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com  
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Songs from the Multiverse:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW  https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz ]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Tom Cash, Mike Kinkley, and Amber Richard</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5171</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 015 - I Creatively, Energetically, and Joyfully Hate You</title>
        <itunes:title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 015 - I Creatively, Energetically, and Joyfully Hate You</itunes:title>
        <link>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-amber-save-the-multiverse-episode-015-i-creatively-energetically-and-joyfully-hate-you/</link>
                    <comments>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-amber-save-the-multiverse-episode-015-i-creatively-energetically-and-joyfully-hate-you/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2026 08:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>It's our Valentine's Day special, and we're not in the mood for any of your bullshit!</p>
<p>In this episode: an unexpected love connection before the first break, "novelty" cake pops, really unpleasantly big conversation hearts, limp Pencils, "ladies and gentlemen, Cranberries Can Bounce are taking center stage in five minutes!", Bob Kowchanski presents us with another hilariously unhinged quiz</p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  <a href='https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA'>https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA</a> </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>Join the Patreon!  <a href='https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies'>https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies</a> </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>https://tmasm.com</p>
<p>YouTube: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse'>https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse</a>  
Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a>  </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>Songs from the Multiverse:
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a>  
<a href='https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz'>https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz</a>  </p>
<p> </p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's our Valentine's Day special, and we're not in the mood for any of your bullshit!</p>
<p>In this episode: an unexpected love connection before the first break, "novelty" cake pops, really unpleasantly big conversation hearts, limp Pencils, "ladies and gentlemen, Cranberries Can Bounce are taking center stage in five minutes!", Bob Kowchanski presents us with another hilariously unhinged quiz</p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  <a href='https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA'>https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA</a> </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>Join the Patreon!  <a href='https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies'>https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies</a> </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>https://tmasm.com</p>
<p>YouTube: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse'>https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse</a>  <br>
Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a>  </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>Songs from the Multiverse:<br>
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a>  <br>
<a href='https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz'>https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz</a>  </p>
<p> </p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's our Valentine's Day special, and we're not in the mood for any of your bullshit!
In this episode: an unexpected love connection before the first break, "novelty" cake pops, really unpleasantly big conversation hearts, limp Pencils, "ladies and gentlemen, Cranberries Can Bounce are taking center stage in five minutes!", Bob Kowchanski presents us with another hilariously unhinged quiz
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Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA 
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Join the Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies 
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https://tmasm.com
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse  Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com  
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Songs from the Multiverse:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW  https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz  
 ]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Tom Cash, Mike Kinkley, and Amber Richard</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5099</itunes:duration>
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        <itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 014 - Goin' Halfsies on a Bastard (Part 2)</title>
        <itunes:title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 014 - Goin' Halfsies on a Bastard (Part 2)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-amber-save-the-multiverse-episode-014-goin-halfsies-on-a-bastard-part-2/</link>
                    <comments>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-amber-save-the-multiverse-episode-014-goin-halfsies-on-a-bastard-part-2/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2026 08:01:00 -0500</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>The episode so long we had to split it in half!  Here's part two!</p>
<p>Topics include: pants splitting hilarity, Tom's predictions for 2026, eggplant!, the TMASM Cookbook</p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  <a href='https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA'>https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA</a> </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>Join the Patreon!  <a href='https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies'>https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies</a> </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p><a href='https://tmasm.com'>https://tmasm.com</a> </p>
<p>YouTube: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse'>https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse</a>  
Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a>  </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>Songs from the Multiverse:
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a>  
<a href='https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz'>https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz</a>  </p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The episode so long we had to split it in half!  Here's part two!</p>
<p>Topics include: pants splitting hilarity, Tom's predictions for 2026, eggplant!, the TMASM Cookbook</p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  <a href='https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA'>https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA</a> </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>Join the Patreon!  <a href='https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies'>https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies</a> </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p><a href='https://tmasm.com'>https://tmasm.com</a> </p>
<p>YouTube: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse'>https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse</a>  <br>
Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a>  </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>Songs from the Multiverse:<br>
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a>  <br>
<a href='https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz'>https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz</a>  </p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[The episode so long we had to split it in half!  Here's part two!
Topics include: pants splitting hilarity, Tom's predictions for 2026, eggplant!, the TMASM Cookbook
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Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA 
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Join the Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies 
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https://tmasm.com 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse  Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com  
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Songs from the Multiverse:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW  https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz  ]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Tom Cash, Mike Kinkley, and Amber Richard</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3964</itunes:duration>
        <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
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        <title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 014 - Goin' Halfsies on a Bastard (Part 1)</title>
        <itunes:title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 014 - Goin' Halfsies on a Bastard (Part 1)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-amber-save-the-multiverse-episode-014-goin-halfsies-on-a-bastard-part-1/</link>
                    <comments>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-amber-save-the-multiverse-episode-014-goin-halfsies-on-a-bastard-part-1/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2026 08:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Happy New Year!  Tom, Mike, and Amb- wait, Amber, Mike and Tom are back for a whole new year of hyperspace hijinks!</p>
<p>Topics include: Golden Guys, A dude lives in the New Years ball, Romanian Garlic Growers Coalition, "birdhole" IS a word, damn it!, drinking a big glass of cum, Jerk Off My Shit, Walking Taco</p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  <a href='https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA'>https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA</a> </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>Join the Patreon!  <a href='https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies'>https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies</a> </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p><a href='https://tmasm.com'>https://tmasm.com</a> </p>
<p>YouTube: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse'>https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse</a>   
Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a>  </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>Songs from the Multiverse:
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a>  
<a href='https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz'>https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz</a>  </p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy New Year!  Tom, Mike, and Amb- wait, Amber, Mike and Tom are back for a whole new year of hyperspace hijinks!</p>
<p>Topics include: Golden Guys, A dude lives in the New Years ball, Romanian Garlic Growers Coalition, "birdhole" IS a word, damn it!, drinking a big glass of cum, Jerk Off My Shit, Walking Taco</p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  <a href='https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA'>https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA</a> </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>Join the Patreon!  <a href='https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies'>https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies</a> </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p><a href='https://tmasm.com'>https://tmasm.com</a> </p>
<p>YouTube: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse'>https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse</a>   <br>
Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a>  </p>
<p>----------------------</p>
<p>Songs from the Multiverse:<br>
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a>  <br>
<a href='https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz'>https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz</a>  </p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Happy New Year!  Tom, Mike, and Amb- wait, Amber, Mike and Tom are back for a whole new year of hyperspace hijinks!
Topics include: Golden Guys, A dude lives in the New Years ball, Romanian Garlic Growers Coalition, "birdhole" IS a word, damn it!, drinking a big glass of cum, Jerk Off My Shit, Walking Taco
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Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/vb2YAqHjMA 
----------------------
Join the Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/c/multibuddies 
----------------------
https://tmasm.com 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse   Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com  
----------------------
Songs from the Multiverse:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW  https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz  ]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Tom Cash, Mike Kinkley, and Amber Richard</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4117</itunes:duration>
        <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
        <itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 013 - We Go Where Elves Dare</title>
        <itunes:title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 013 - We Go Where Elves Dare</itunes:title>
        <link>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-amber-save-the-multiverse-episode-013-we-go-where-elves-dare/</link>
                    <comments>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-amber-save-the-multiverse-episode-013-we-go-where-elves-dare/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2025 08:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>It's time for the winter holidays, and that means a break from the old routine.  Join Crispy D (Mike) and Piper (Amber) on a fun Christmas rolick as they fill in for Santa Claus, who is too busy to deliver gifts this year!</p>
<p>Opening poem and additional segments performed by Tony C.</p>
<p>The song RITES OF PASSAGE is by Scott Buckley</p>
<p>YouTube: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse'>https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse</a>  
Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a>  </p>
<p>Songs from the Multiverse:
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a>  
<a href='https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz'>https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz</a>  </p>
<p>Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  <a href='https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv'>https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv</a>  </p>
<p>Follow us!
<a href='https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417'>https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417</a>  
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<p>
#ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #Christmas #SantaClaus #Elves #D&amp;D #RealPlay #TMASM #TMASManiacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's time for the winter holidays, and that means a break from the old routine.  Join Crispy D (Mike) and Piper (Amber) on a fun Christmas rolick as they fill in for Santa Claus, who is too busy to deliver gifts this year!</p>
<p>Opening poem and additional segments performed by Tony C.</p>
<p>The song RITES OF PASSAGE is by Scott Buckley</p>
<p>YouTube: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse'>https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse</a>  <br>
Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a>  </p>
<p>Songs from the Multiverse:<br>
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a>  <br>
<a href='https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz'>https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz</a>  </p>
<p>Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  <a href='https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv'>https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv</a>  </p>
<p>Follow us!<br>
<a href='https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417'>https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417</a>  <br>
<a href='https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/'>https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/</a>  </p>
<p><br>
#ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #Christmas #SantaClaus #Elves #D&amp;D #RealPlay #TMASM #TMASManiacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's time for the winter holidays, and that means a break from the old routine.  Join Crispy D (Mike) and Piper (Amber) on a fun Christmas rolick as they fill in for Santa Claus, who is too busy to deliver gifts this year!
Opening poem and additional segments performed by Tony C.
The song RITES OF PASSAGE is by Scott Buckley
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse  Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com  
Songs from the Multiverse:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW  https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz  
Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv  
Follow us!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417  https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/  
#ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #Christmas #SantaClaus #Elves #D&amp;D #RealPlay #TMASM #TMASManiacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Tom Cash, Mike Kinkley, and Amber Richard</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4959</itunes:duration>
        <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
        <itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 012 - Best of: Volume One</title>
        <itunes:title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 012 - Best of: Volume One</itunes:title>
        <link>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-amber-save-the-multiverse-episode-012-best-of-volume-one/</link>
                    <comments>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-amber-save-the-multiverse-episode-012-best-of-volume-one/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2025 08:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Amber is off fulfilling her dream of being a gaucho, and as a result we weren't able to record an episode this week, but please enjoy this best of compilation collecting the best bits from episodes 1 through 6!</p>
<p>Highlights include: Tickle Thine Elmo, SPAP, Primal Lung Therapy, Extreme Hoarders, snakes with boobs, Double Beastiality, thigh titties, Viewmasturbators, Admiral Crunch, Ice Hockey on the Delaware River, Nicole Kidman isn't afraid of anything, the crazy proposed 101 Dalmatians sequel, The Long Plums, Ed Sheerhan's ketchup tattoo, used dental floss, Rod Stewart isn't sexy</p>
<p>YouTube: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse'>https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse</a>  
Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a>  </p>
<p>Songs from the Multiverse:
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a>  
<a href='https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz'>https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz</a>  </p>
<p>Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  <a href='https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv'>https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv</a>  </p>
<p>Follow us!
<a href='https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417'>https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417</a>  
<a href='https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/'>https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/</a>  </p>
<p>
#ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #TMASM #TMASManiacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Amber is off fulfilling her dream of being a gaucho, and as a result we weren't able to record an episode this week, but please enjoy this best of compilation collecting the best bits from episodes 1 through 6!</p>
<p>Highlights include: Tickle Thine Elmo, SPAP, Primal Lung Therapy, Extreme Hoarders, snakes with boobs, Double Beastiality, thigh titties, Viewmasturbators, Admiral Crunch, Ice Hockey on the Delaware River, Nicole Kidman isn't afraid of anything, the crazy proposed 101 Dalmatians sequel, The Long Plums, Ed Sheerhan's ketchup tattoo, used dental floss, Rod Stewart isn't sexy</p>
<p>YouTube: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse'>https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse</a>  <br>
Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a>  </p>
<p>Songs from the Multiverse:<br>
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a>  <br>
<a href='https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz'>https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz</a>  </p>
<p>Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  <a href='https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv'>https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv</a>  </p>
<p>Follow us!<br>
<a href='https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417'>https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417</a>  <br>
<a href='https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/'>https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/</a>  </p>
<p><br>
#ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #TMASM #TMASManiacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Amber is off fulfilling her dream of being a gaucho, and as a result we weren't able to record an episode this week, but please enjoy this best of compilation collecting the best bits from episodes 1 through 6!
Highlights include: Tickle Thine Elmo, SPAP, Primal Lung Therapy, Extreme Hoarders, snakes with boobs, Double Beastiality, thigh titties, Viewmasturbators, Admiral Crunch, Ice Hockey on the Delaware River, Nicole Kidman isn't afraid of anything, the crazy proposed 101 Dalmatians sequel, The Long Plums, Ed Sheerhan's ketchup tattoo, used dental floss, Rod Stewart isn't sexy
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse  Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com  
Songs from the Multiverse:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW  https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz  
Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv  
Follow us!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417  https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/  
#ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #TMASM #TMASManiacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Tom Cash, Mike Kinkley, and Amber Richard</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>6751</itunes:duration>
        <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
        <itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 011 - Nice to Fist You!</title>
        <itunes:title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 011 - Nice to Fist You!</itunes:title>
        <link>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-amber-save-the-multiverse-episode-011-nice-to-fist-you/</link>
                    <comments>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-amber-save-the-multiverse-episode-011-nice-to-fist-you/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2025 01:49:08 -0500</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Tom's just a gravy-eatin' fool.</p>
<p>Black market penile surgery. Amber shares Fall holidays and celebrations in various countries. A mouthful of nipples. The gang gives thanks. Mike found a website that does Mad Libs.  Terrible, offensive Mad Libs.  Tom shares words that sound dirty but aren't.  What kind of Fall companion are you?</p>
<p>YouTube: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse'>https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse</a>  
Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a>  </p>
<p>Songs from the Multiverse:
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a>  
<a href='https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz'>https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz</a> </p>
<p>Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv </p>
<p>Follow us!
<a href='https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417'>https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417</a>  
<a href='https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/'>https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/</a>  </p>
<p>
#ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #Thanksgiving #FalllHolidays #InternationalHolidays #MadLibs #WordsThatSoundDirtyButArent #TMASM #TMASManiacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tom's just a gravy-eatin' fool.</p>
<p>Black market penile surgery. Amber shares Fall holidays and celebrations in various countries. A mouthful of nipples. The gang gives thanks. Mike found a website that does Mad Libs.  Terrible, offensive Mad Libs.  Tom shares words that sound dirty but aren't.  What kind of Fall companion are you?</p>
<p>YouTube: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse'>https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse</a>  <br>
Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a>  </p>
<p>Songs from the Multiverse:<br>
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a>  <br>
<a href='https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz'>https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz</a> </p>
<p>Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv </p>
<p>Follow us!<br>
<a href='https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417'>https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417</a>  <br>
<a href='https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/'>https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/</a>  </p>
<p><br>
#ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #Thanksgiving #FalllHolidays #InternationalHolidays #MadLibs #WordsThatSoundDirtyButArent #TMASM #TMASManiacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Tom's just a gravy-eatin' fool.
Black market penile surgery. Amber shares Fall holidays and celebrations in various countries. A mouthful of nipples. The gang gives thanks. Mike found a website that does Mad Libs.  Terrible, offensive Mad Libs.  Tom shares words that sound dirty but aren't.  What kind of Fall companion are you?
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse  Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com  
Songs from the Multiverse:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW  https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz 
Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv 
Follow us!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417  https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/  
#ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #Thanksgiving #FalllHolidays #InternationalHolidays #MadLibs #WordsThatSoundDirtyButArent #TMASM #TMASManiacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Tom Cash, Mike Kinkley, and Amber Richard</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>6988</itunes:duration>
        <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
        <itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 010 - Dr. Mike's White Hot</title>
        <itunes:title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 010 - Dr. Mike's White Hot</itunes:title>
        <link>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-amber-save-the-multiverse-episode-010-dr-mikes-white-hot/</link>
                    <comments>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-amber-save-the-multiverse-episode-010-dr-mikes-white-hot/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2025 08:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/8c761010-d5bd-3cbb-b017-5e23647ade8a</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>amber is a little stuffed treasure chest.  Amber shares crazy celebrity quotes.  Mike has two buttholes.  Mike challenges Amber and Tom to identify which birds are real and which are made up.  Tom asks: can you spot the fake conspiracy theories from the ones people actually believe? The gang takes a fall-activity-oriented quiz.</p>
<p>YouTube: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse'>https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse</a>  
Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a>  </p>
<p>Songs from the Multiverse:
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a>  
<a href='https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz'>https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz</a> </p>
<p>Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  <a href='https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv'>https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv</a>  </p>
<p>Follow us!
<a href='https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417'>https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417</a>  
<a href='https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/'>https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/</a>  </p>
<p>
#ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #celebrityquotes #birds #birdnames #conspiracytheories #fallactivities #TMASM #TMASManiacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>amber is a little stuffed treasure chest.  Amber shares crazy celebrity quotes.  Mike has two buttholes.  Mike challenges Amber and Tom to identify which birds are real and which are made up.  Tom asks: can you spot the fake conspiracy theories from the ones people actually believe? The gang takes a fall-activity-oriented quiz.</p>
<p>YouTube: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse'>https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse</a>  <br>
Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a>  </p>
<p>Songs from the Multiverse:<br>
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a>  <br>
<a href='https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz'>https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz</a> </p>
<p>Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  <a href='https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv'>https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv</a>  </p>
<p>Follow us!<br>
<a href='https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417'>https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417</a>  <br>
<a href='https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/'>https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/</a>  </p>
<p><br>
#ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #celebrityquotes #birds #birdnames #conspiracytheories #fallactivities #TMASM #TMASManiacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/dbzjgm8428xvm95f/Multiverse_-_010_-_Dr_Mikes_White_Hot_-_audio68izj.mp3" length="117087492" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[amber is a little stuffed treasure chest.  Amber shares crazy celebrity quotes.  Mike has two buttholes.  Mike challenges Amber and Tom to identify which birds are real and which are made up.  Tom asks: can you spot the fake conspiracy theories from the ones people actually believe? The gang takes a fall-activity-oriented quiz.
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse  Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com  
Songs from the Multiverse:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW  https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz 
Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv  
Follow us!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417  https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/  
#ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #celebrityquotes #birds #birdnames #conspiracytheories #fallactivities #TMASM #TMASManiacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Tom Cash, Mike Kinkley, and Amber Richard</itunes:author>
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        <title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 009 - Haunted Ham Balls</title>
        <itunes:title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 009 - Haunted Ham Balls</itunes:title>
        <link>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-amber-save-the-multiverse-episode-009-haunted-ham-balls/</link>
                    <comments>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-amber-save-the-multiverse-episode-009-haunted-ham-balls/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2025 03:33:00 -0400</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Mike tells the story of Pencil Dick.  Amber quizzes Tom and Mike on the finer points of spellcraft. 3:33 AM - the Devil's Coffee Break.  Mike shares Halloween triva.  Tom shares some famous least meals and last words from death row inmates.  The gang finds out what type of slasher movie monster they would be.</p>
<p>YouTube: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse'>https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse</a>   
Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a>  </p>
<p>Songs from the Multiverse:
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a>  
<a href='https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz'>https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz</a> </p>
<p>Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  <a href='https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv'>https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv</a>  </p>
<p>Follow us!
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<p>The Halloween Dawn by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. <a href='https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/'>https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/</a> </p>
<p>Source: <a href='http://www.twinmusicom.org/song/248/the-halloween-dawn'>http://www.twinmusicom.org/song/248/the-halloween-dawn</a> </p>
<p>Artist: <a href='http://www.twinmusicom.org'>http://www.twinmusicom.org</a> </p>
<p>#ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #halloween #spellcraft #deathrowlastmeal #TMASM #TMASManiacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mike tells the story of Pencil Dick.  Amber quizzes Tom and Mike on the finer points of spellcraft. 3:33 AM - the Devil's Coffee Break.  Mike shares Halloween triva.  Tom shares some famous least meals and last words from death row inmates.  The gang finds out what type of slasher movie monster they would be.</p>
<p>YouTube: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse'>https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse</a>   <br>
Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a>  </p>
<p>Songs from the Multiverse:<br>
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a>  <br>
<a href='https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz'>https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz</a> </p>
<p>Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  <a href='https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv'>https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv</a>  </p>
<p>Follow us!<br>
<a href='https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417'>https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417</a>  <br>
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<p>The Halloween Dawn by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. <a href='https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/'>https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/</a> </p>
<p>Source: <a href='http://www.twinmusicom.org/song/248/the-halloween-dawn'>http://www.twinmusicom.org/song/248/the-halloween-dawn</a> </p>
<p>Artist: <a href='http://www.twinmusicom.org'>http://www.twinmusicom.org</a> </p>
<p>#ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #halloween #spellcraft #deathrowlastmeal #TMASM #TMASManiacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators</p>
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YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse   Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com  
Songs from the Multiverse:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW  https://music.amazon.com/user-playlists/3e2645637ff4439d8c456a2279b008basune?ref=dm_sh_LxlNtOgSDWefrpg81jBaPakSz 
Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv  
Follow us!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417  https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/  
The Halloween Dawn by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ 
Source: http://www.twinmusicom.org/song/248/the-halloween-dawn 
Artist: http://www.twinmusicom.org 
#ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #halloween #spellcraft #deathrowlastmeal #TMASM #TMASManiacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Tom Cash, Mike Kinkley, and Amber Richard</itunes:author>
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        <title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 008 - Metamucil Pudding</title>
        <itunes:title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 008 - Metamucil Pudding</itunes:title>
        <link>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-amber-save-the-multiverse-episode-008-metamucil-pudding/</link>
                    <comments>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-amber-save-the-multiverse-episode-008-metamucil-pudding/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2025 08:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Tom is a pie-bald incel Redditor, apparently.  Amber asks Tom and Mike to discern which crazy carnival food is real and which is made up, making everyone really hungry.  Mike tells some jokes.  Tom tries out his best pickup lines.</p>
<p>YouTube: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse'>https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse</a>  
Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a>  </p>
<p>Songs from the Multiverse:
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a>  
<a href='https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a'>https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a</a>  </p>
<p>Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  <a href='https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv'>https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv</a>  </p>
<p>Follow us!
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<p>
#ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #carnivalfood #pickuplines #TMASM #Tasmaniacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tom is a pie-bald incel Redditor, apparently.  Amber asks Tom and Mike to discern which crazy carnival food is real and which is made up, making everyone really hungry.  Mike tells some jokes.  Tom tries out his best pickup lines.</p>
<p>YouTube: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse'>https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse</a>  <br>
Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a>  </p>
<p>Songs from the Multiverse:<br>
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a>  <br>
<a href='https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a'>https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a</a>  </p>
<p>Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  <a href='https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv'>https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv</a>  </p>
<p>Follow us!<br>
<a href='https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417'>https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417</a>  <br>
<a href='https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/'>https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/</a>  </p>
<p><br>
#ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #carnivalfood #pickuplines #TMASM #Tasmaniacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Tom is a pie-bald incel Redditor, apparently.  Amber asks Tom and Mike to discern which crazy carnival food is real and which is made up, making everyone really hungry.  Mike tells some jokes.  Tom tries out his best pickup lines.
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse  Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com  
Songs from the Multiverse:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a  
Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv  
Follow us!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417  https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/  
#ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #carnivalfood #pickuplines #TMASM #Tasmaniacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Tom Cash, Mike Kinkley, and Amber Richard</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>7232</itunes:duration>
        <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
        <itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 007 - The Meatball Connection</title>
        <itunes:title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 007 - The Meatball Connection</itunes:title>
        <link>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-amber-save-the-multiverse-episode-007-the-meatball-connection/</link>
                    <comments>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-amber-save-the-multiverse-episode-007-the-meatball-connection/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2025 08:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Amber has dreams about giving birth to kittens and Mike just wants to hatefuck everything.  Amber shares more interesting international idioms.  Gelfax returns, humbled and proverbial hat in hand.  Mike shares more interesting trivia.  Tom tests Mike and Amber's knowledge of D&amp;D spells.  Quiz of the week: what personalized horror movie is right for Perry Higginbottom the Peniswacker?</p>
<p>Special Appearances by:
Jennifer Cash as The Computer
Howard Thorn as Delmar the Adventurer</p>
<p>YouTube: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse'>https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse</a>  
Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a>  </p>
<p>Songs from the Multiverse:
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a>  
<a href='https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a'>https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a</a>  </p>
<p>Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  <a href='https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv'>https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv</a>  </p>
<p>Join the fun on the Facebook fan group!  <a href='https://www.facebook.com/groups/1921091288466027'>https://www.facebook.com/groups/1921091288466027</a> </p>
<p>Get episodes a month early, clips cut from the show, and more on our Patreon!  <a href='https://patreon.com/TMASManiacs'>https://patreon.com/TMASManiacs</a> </p>
<p>Follow us!
<a href='https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417'>https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417</a>  
<a href='https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/'>https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/</a>  </p>
<p>Chee Zee Jungle - Primal Drive by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. <a href='https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/'>https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/</a> </p>
<p>Source: <a href='http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100684'>http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100684</a> </p>
<p>Artist: <a href='http://incompetech.com/'>http://incompetech.com/</a> </p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Amber has dreams about giving birth to kittens and Mike just wants to hatefuck everything.  Amber shares more interesting international idioms.  Gelfax returns, humbled and proverbial hat in hand.  Mike shares more interesting trivia.  Tom tests Mike and Amber's knowledge of D&amp;D spells.  Quiz of the week: what personalized horror movie is right for Perry Higginbottom the Peniswacker?</p>
<p>Special Appearances by:<br>
Jennifer Cash as The Computer<br>
Howard Thorn as Delmar the Adventurer</p>
<p>YouTube: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse'>https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse</a>  <br>
Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a>  </p>
<p>Songs from the Multiverse:<br>
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a>  <br>
<a href='https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a'>https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a</a>  </p>
<p>Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  <a href='https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv'>https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv</a>  </p>
<p>Join the fun on the Facebook fan group!  <a href='https://www.facebook.com/groups/1921091288466027'>https://www.facebook.com/groups/1921091288466027</a> </p>
<p>Get episodes a month early, clips cut from the show, and more on our Patreon!  <a href='https://patreon.com/TMASManiacs'>https://patreon.com/TMASManiacs</a> </p>
<p>Follow us!<br>
<a href='https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417'>https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417</a>  <br>
<a href='https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/'>https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/</a>  </p>
<p>Chee Zee Jungle - Primal Drive by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. <a href='https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/'>https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/</a> </p>
<p>Source: <a href='http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100684'>http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100684</a> </p>
<p>Artist: <a href='http://incompetech.com/'>http://incompetech.com/</a> </p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Amber has dreams about giving birth to kittens and Mike just wants to hatefuck everything.  Amber shares more interesting international idioms.  Gelfax returns, humbled and proverbial hat in hand.  Mike shares more interesting trivia.  Tom tests Mike and Amber's knowledge of D&amp;D spells.  Quiz of the week: what personalized horror movie is right for Perry Higginbottom the Peniswacker?
Special Appearances by:Jennifer Cash as The ComputerHoward Thorn as Delmar the Adventurer
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse  Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com  
Songs from the Multiverse:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a  
Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv  
Join the fun on the Facebook fan group!  https://www.facebook.com/groups/1921091288466027 
Get episodes a month early, clips cut from the show, and more on our Patreon!  https://patreon.com/TMASManiacs 
Follow us!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417  https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/  
Chee Zee Jungle - Primal Drive by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ 
Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100684 
Artist: http://incompetech.com/ ]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Tom Cash, Mike Kinkley, and Amber Richard</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 006 - Scrapin' the Back of the Cave</title>
        <itunes:title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 006 - Scrapin' the Back of the Cave</itunes:title>
        <link>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-amber-save-the-multiverse-episode-006-scrapin-the-back-of-the-cave/</link>
                    <comments>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-amber-save-the-multiverse-episode-006-scrapin-the-back-of-the-cave/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2025 08:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Tom catches his hand on fire, and later has a drug wizard battle, and somehow these two things are not at all related.  Amber finds out if Tom and Mike can guess the difference between Pokemon and prescription drugs.  Bingo dancing.  Mike tries to answer questions posed by song titles.  Tom shares some of his weirdest finds on Amazon.  Tom is kidnapped by a mysterious asshole named the Quizmaster whose quiz seems more about product sales than anything else.</p>
<p>Special Appearances by:
Jennifer Cash
Jimmy Fleisher</p>
<p>YouTube: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse'>https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse</a>   
Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a>  </p>
<p>Songs from the Multiverse:
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a>  
<a href='https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a'>https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a</a>  </p>
<p>Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  <a href='https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv'>https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv</a>  </p>
<p>Join the fun on the Facebook fan group!  <a href='https://www.facebook.com/groups/1921091288466027'>https://www.facebook.com/groups/1921091288466027</a> </p>
<p>Get episodes a month early, clips cut from the show, and more on our Patreon!  <a href='https://patreon.com/TMASManiacs'>https://patreon.com/TMASManiacs</a> </p>
<p>Follow us!
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<p>#ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #pokemonordrug #weirdAmazonfinds #TMASM #Tasmaniacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tom catches his hand on fire, and later has a drug wizard battle, and somehow these two things are not at all related.  Amber finds out if Tom and Mike can guess the difference between Pokemon and prescription drugs.  Bingo dancing.  Mike tries to answer questions posed by song titles.  Tom shares some of his weirdest finds on Amazon.  Tom is kidnapped by a mysterious asshole named the Quizmaster whose quiz seems more about product sales than anything else.</p>
<p>Special Appearances by:<br>
Jennifer Cash<br>
Jimmy Fleisher</p>
<p>YouTube: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse'>https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse</a>   <br>
Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a>  </p>
<p>Songs from the Multiverse:<br>
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a>  <br>
<a href='https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a'>https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a</a>  </p>
<p>Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  <a href='https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv'>https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv</a>  </p>
<p>Join the fun on the Facebook fan group!  <a href='https://www.facebook.com/groups/1921091288466027'>https://www.facebook.com/groups/1921091288466027</a> </p>
<p>Get episodes a month early, clips cut from the show, and more on our Patreon!  <a href='https://patreon.com/TMASManiacs'>https://patreon.com/TMASManiacs</a> </p>
<p>Follow us!<br>
<a href='https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417'>https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417</a>  <br>
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<p>#ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #pokemonordrug #weirdAmazonfinds #TMASM #Tasmaniacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Tom catches his hand on fire, and later has a drug wizard battle, and somehow these two things are not at all related.  Amber finds out if Tom and Mike can guess the difference between Pokemon and prescription drugs.  Bingo dancing.  Mike tries to answer questions posed by song titles.  Tom shares some of his weirdest finds on Amazon.  Tom is kidnapped by a mysterious asshole named the Quizmaster whose quiz seems more about product sales than anything else.
Special Appearances by:Jennifer CashJimmy Fleisher
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse   Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com  
Songs from the Multiverse:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a  
Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv  
Join the fun on the Facebook fan group!  https://www.facebook.com/groups/1921091288466027 
Get episodes a month early, clips cut from the show, and more on our Patreon!  https://patreon.com/TMASManiacs 
Follow us!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417  https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/  
#ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #pokemonordrug #weirdAmazonfinds #TMASM #Tasmaniacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Tom Cash, Mike Kinkley, and Amber Richard</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>7677</itunes:duration>
        <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
        <itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 005 - The Vagankle Monologues</title>
        <itunes:title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 005 - The Vagankle Monologues</itunes:title>
        <link>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-amber-save-the-multiverse-episode-005-the-vagankle-monologues/</link>
                    <comments>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-amber-save-the-multiverse-episode-005-the-vagankle-monologues/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2025 08:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Tom obtains a mannequin.  Amber runs Tom and Mike through a few rounds of Is It a Church, or A Weed Dispensary?  Stick it in your vagankle and smoke it!  Mike shares more weird trivia (talking points: the world toilet to mobile phone ratio is disparaging, which toothpaste is best to eat in a pinch?, the fifth dentist, are Bill and Brian Doyle Murray related to Milton S. Hershey?).  Tom, Mike, and Amber receive an unwanted visitor.  Tom leads Mike and Amber through a rousing exploration of terms which could be a sex act, or a fashion term.  Amber's quiz of the week: what cartoon character are you?</p>
<p>YouTube: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse'>https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse</a>  
Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a>  </p>
<p>Songs from the Multiverse:
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a>  
<a href='https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a'>https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a</a>  </p>
<p>Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  <a href='https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv'>https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv</a>  </p>
<p>Follow us!
<a href='https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417'>https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417</a>  
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<p>
#ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #vagankle #menshighheels #ChurchOrDispensary #toothpaste #bubblewrap #FashionTermOrSexAct #fashion #TMASM #Tasmaniacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tom obtains a mannequin.  Amber runs Tom and Mike through a few rounds of Is It a Church, or A Weed Dispensary?  Stick it in your vagankle and smoke it!  Mike shares more weird trivia (talking points: the world toilet to mobile phone ratio is disparaging, which toothpaste is best to eat in a pinch?, the fifth dentist, are Bill and Brian Doyle Murray related to Milton S. Hershey?).  Tom, Mike, and Amber receive an unwanted visitor.  Tom leads Mike and Amber through a rousing exploration of terms which could be a sex act, or a fashion term.  Amber's quiz of the week: what cartoon character are you?</p>
<p>YouTube: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse'>https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse</a>  <br>
Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a>  </p>
<p>Songs from the Multiverse:<br>
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a>  <br>
<a href='https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a'>https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a</a>  </p>
<p>Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  <a href='https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv'>https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv</a>  </p>
<p>Follow us!<br>
<a href='https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417'>https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417</a>  <br>
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<p><br>
#ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #vagankle #menshighheels #ChurchOrDispensary #toothpaste #bubblewrap #FashionTermOrSexAct #fashion #TMASM #Tasmaniacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Tom obtains a mannequin.  Amber runs Tom and Mike through a few rounds of Is It a Church, or A Weed Dispensary?  Stick it in your vagankle and smoke it!  Mike shares more weird trivia (talking points: the world toilet to mobile phone ratio is disparaging, which toothpaste is best to eat in a pinch?, the fifth dentist, are Bill and Brian Doyle Murray related to Milton S. Hershey?).  Tom, Mike, and Amber receive an unwanted visitor.  Tom leads Mike and Amber through a rousing exploration of terms which could be a sex act, or a fashion term.  Amber's quiz of the week: what cartoon character are you?
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse  Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com  
Songs from the Multiverse:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a  
Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv  
Follow us!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417  https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/  
#ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #vagankle #menshighheels #ChurchOrDispensary #toothpaste #bubblewrap #FashionTermOrSexAct #fashion #TMASM #Tasmaniacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Tom Cash, Mike Kinkley, and Amber Richard</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5690</itunes:duration>
        <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
        <itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 004 - I Know My Dick Lore</title>
        <itunes:title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 004 - I Know My Dick Lore</itunes:title>
        <link>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-amber-save-the-multiverse-episode-004-i-know-my-dick-lore/</link>
                    <comments>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-amber-save-the-multiverse-episode-004-i-know-my-dick-lore/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2025 08:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/c04831fc-c274-37c3-90fb-ee5d75855e15</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[The proposed sequel to 101 Dalmatians was gonna be a really wild ride.  Amber quizzes the boys on their knowledge of penacular terms (talking points include: You got patriarchy in my vagina, The Devil's Maypole, The Long Plum).  Mike takes Tom and Amber through a tour of bizarre children's names bestowed by celebrities.  Ed Sheehan's ridiculous ketchup tattoo.  A brief tribute to Ozzy.  What is a rumpus room?
 
YouTube: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse'>https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse</a>  
Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a>  
 
Songs from the Multiverse:
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a>  
<a href='https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a'>https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a</a>  
 
Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  <a href='https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv'>https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv</a>  
 
Follow us!
<a href='https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417'>https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417</a>  
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#ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #Disney #101Dalmations #penis #EdSheerhan #Ozzy #Rumpus #TMASM #Tasmaniacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[The proposed sequel to 101 Dalmatians was gonna be a really wild ride.  Amber quizzes the boys on their knowledge of penacular terms (talking points include: You got patriarchy in my vagina, The Devil's Maypole, The Long Plum).  Mike takes Tom and Amber through a tour of bizarre children's names bestowed by celebrities.  Ed Sheehan's ridiculous ketchup tattoo.  A brief tribute to Ozzy.  What is a rumpus room?
 
YouTube: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse'>https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse</a>  
Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a>  
 
Songs from the Multiverse:
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a>  
<a href='https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a'>https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a</a>  
 
Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  <a href='https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv'>https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv</a>  
 
Follow us!
<a href='https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417'>https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417</a>  
<a href='https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/'>https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/</a>  
 
 
#ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #Disney #101Dalmations #penis #EdSheerhan #Ozzy #Rumpus #TMASM #Tasmaniacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/3i6dp6n6jka8gw5y/Multiverse_-_004_-_I_Know_My_Dick_Lore_-_audioazim0.mp3" length="79090441" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[The proposed sequel to 101 Dalmatians was gonna be a really wild ride.  Amber quizzes the boys on their knowledge of penacular terms (talking points include: You got patriarchy in my vagina, The Devil's Maypole, The Long Plum).  Mike takes Tom and Amber through a tour of bizarre children's names bestowed by celebrities.  Ed Sheehan's ridiculous ketchup tattoo.  A brief tribute to Ozzy.  What is a rumpus room?
 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse  
Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com  
 
Songs from the Multiverse:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW  
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a  
 
Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv  
 
Follow us!
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417  
https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/  
 
 
#ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #Disney #101Dalmations #penis #EdSheerhan #Ozzy #Rumpus #TMASM #Tasmaniacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Tom Cash, Mike Kinkley, and Amber Richard</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4930</itunes:duration>
        <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
        <itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 003 - I Am the Drug Wizard</title>
        <itunes:title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 003 - I Am the Drug Wizard</itunes:title>
        <link>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-amber-save-the-multiverse-episode-003-i-am-the-drug-wizard/</link>
                    <comments>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-amber-save-the-multiverse-episode-003-i-am-the-drug-wizard/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2025 08:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/d7ae5622-3f07-376e-a6c9-f50bc14016bb</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>The gang kicks things off with a spirited discussion about our ancestors watching them masturbate (pun totally intentional).  Amber asks Tom and Mike to guess the phobia based on name alone, leading to frank discussions about the fear of skaters and emos, Oprah, George Washington's secret love of ice hockey, Nicole Kidman's REAL voice, Swifties Against Seagulls, and Jim Morrison's incomprehensible spoken word ramblings.

Mike's segment, a series of monologues delivered in various characters as directed by Amber and Tom, nearly collapses several nearby parallel universes as an influx of Walkens converge on a single point in spacetime.

Tom tests Mike and Amber on their knowledge of Extreme Fitness Techniques, including boofing tapeworms for weight loss.

In this week's quiz, we discover what Tom, Mike, and Amber's superhero sidekick would be like.</p>
<p>
YouTube: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse'>https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse</a> 
Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a> </p>
<p>Songs from the Multiverse:
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a> 
<a href='https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a'>https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a</a> </p>
<p>Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  <a href='https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv'>https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv</a> </p>
<p>Follow us!
<a href='https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417'>https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417</a> 
<a href='https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/'>https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/</a> </p>
<p>
#ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #Phobias #NicoleKidman #Walkenverse #ExtremeFitnessTechniques #SuperheroSidekicks#TMASM #Tasmaniacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The gang kicks things off with a spirited discussion about our ancestors watching them masturbate (pun totally intentional).  Amber asks Tom and Mike to guess the phobia based on name alone, leading to frank discussions about the fear of skaters and emos, Oprah, George Washington's secret love of ice hockey, Nicole Kidman's REAL voice, Swifties Against Seagulls, and Jim Morrison's incomprehensible spoken word ramblings.<br>
<br>
Mike's segment, a series of monologues delivered in various characters as directed by Amber and Tom, nearly collapses several nearby parallel universes as an influx of Walkens converge on a single point in spacetime.<br>
<br>
Tom tests Mike and Amber on their knowledge of Extreme Fitness Techniques, including boofing tapeworms for weight loss.<br>
<br>
In this week's quiz, we discover what Tom, Mike, and Amber's superhero sidekick would be like.</p>
<p><br>
YouTube: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse'>https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse</a> <br>
Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a> </p>
<p>Songs from the Multiverse:<br>
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a> <br>
<a href='https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a'>https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a</a> </p>
<p>Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  <a href='https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv'>https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv</a> </p>
<p>Follow us!<br>
<a href='https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417'>https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417</a> <br>
<a href='https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/'>https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/</a> </p>
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#ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #Phobias #NicoleKidman #Walkenverse #ExtremeFitnessTechniques #SuperheroSidekicks#TMASM #Tasmaniacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[The gang kicks things off with a spirited discussion about our ancestors watching them masturbate (pun totally intentional).  Amber asks Tom and Mike to guess the phobia based on name alone, leading to frank discussions about the fear of skaters and emos, Oprah, George Washington's secret love of ice hockey, Nicole Kidman's REAL voice, Swifties Against Seagulls, and Jim Morrison's incomprehensible spoken word ramblings.Mike's segment, a series of monologues delivered in various characters as directed by Amber and Tom, nearly collapses several nearby parallel universes as an influx of Walkens converge on a single point in spacetime.Tom tests Mike and Amber on their knowledge of Extreme Fitness Techniques, including boofing tapeworms for weight loss.In this week's quiz, we discover what Tom, Mike, and Amber's superhero sidekick would be like.
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com 
Songs from the Multiverse:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a 
Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv 
Follow us!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417 https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/ 
#ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #Phobias #NicoleKidman #Walkenverse #ExtremeFitnessTechniques #SuperheroSidekicks#TMASM #Tasmaniacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Tom Cash, Mike Kinkley, and Amber Richard</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5383</itunes:duration>
        <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
        <itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 002 - Tucker Carlson's Thigh Titties</title>
        <itunes:title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 002 - Tucker Carlson's Thigh Titties</itunes:title>
        <link>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-make-save-the-multiverse-episode-002-tucker-carlsons-thigh-titties/</link>
                    <comments>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-make-save-the-multiverse-episode-002-tucker-carlsons-thigh-titties/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2025 08:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Things escalate quickly.</p>
<p>Amber kicks things off with a dive into bizarre foreign idioms—some charming, some questionable, all extremely Amber. We talk baby ducks as projectiles, Mortal Kombat’s secret double beastiality ending, and why Tom is officially a monster. Also: thigh titties. You had to be there.</p>
<p>Mike takes us on a nostalgic rampage through the strange artifacts of Gen-X childhood. We call Australia from an Amish payphone, confront the disturbing anatomy of Cap’n Crunch, and redefine the View-Master experience for the digital age. Spoiler: it’s now the View-Masturbator.</p>
<p>Tom unveils his latest body-hacking technique: Gamma Wave Therapy. Think meditation meets gamma radiation meets vaguely illegal science. Side effects include: involuntary drive-by shaving, increased horniness, and launching footballs vaginally with kegel force. Also, he eats Pokémon now. No further questions.</p>
<p>To close things out, Amber gives us a quiz to determine our ideal summer hobby—by designing a zoo. Tom outsources his art project entirely, Mike’s zoo may violate ethics laws, and Amber’s still the only one taking this seriously.</p>
<p>YouTube: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse'>https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse</a> 
Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a> </p>
<p>Songs from the Multiverse:
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a> 
<a href='https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a'>https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a</a> </p>
<p>Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  <a href='https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv'>https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv</a> </p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Things escalate quickly.</p>
<p>Amber kicks things off with a dive into bizarre foreign idioms—some charming, some questionable, all extremely Amber. We talk baby ducks as projectiles, Mortal Kombat’s secret double beastiality ending, and why Tom is officially a monster. Also: thigh titties. You had to be there.</p>
<p>Mike takes us on a nostalgic rampage through the strange artifacts of Gen-X childhood. We call Australia from an Amish payphone, confront the disturbing anatomy of Cap’n Crunch, and redefine the View-Master experience for the digital age. Spoiler: it’s now the View-Masturbator.</p>
<p>Tom unveils his latest body-hacking technique: Gamma Wave Therapy. Think meditation meets gamma radiation meets vaguely illegal science. Side effects include: involuntary drive-by shaving, increased horniness, and launching footballs vaginally with kegel force. Also, he eats Pokémon now. No further questions.</p>
<p>To close things out, Amber gives us a quiz to determine our ideal summer hobby—by designing a zoo. Tom outsources his art project entirely, Mike’s zoo may violate ethics laws, and Amber’s still the only one taking this seriously.</p>
<p>YouTube: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse'>https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse</a> <br>
Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a> </p>
<p>Songs from the Multiverse:<br>
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a> <br>
<a href='https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a'>https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a</a> </p>
<p>Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  <a href='https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv'>https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv</a> </p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Things escalate quickly.
Amber kicks things off with a dive into bizarre foreign idioms—some charming, some questionable, all extremely Amber. We talk baby ducks as projectiles, Mortal Kombat’s secret double beastiality ending, and why Tom is officially a monster. Also: thigh titties. You had to be there.
Mike takes us on a nostalgic rampage through the strange artifacts of Gen-X childhood. We call Australia from an Amish payphone, confront the disturbing anatomy of Cap’n Crunch, and redefine the View-Master experience for the digital age. Spoiler: it’s now the View-Masturbator.
Tom unveils his latest body-hacking technique: Gamma Wave Therapy. Think meditation meets gamma radiation meets vaguely illegal science. Side effects include: involuntary drive-by shaving, increased horniness, and launching footballs vaginally with kegel force. Also, he eats Pokémon now. No further questions.
To close things out, Amber gives us a quiz to determine our ideal summer hobby—by designing a zoo. Tom outsources his art project entirely, Mike’s zoo may violate ethics laws, and Amber’s still the only one taking this seriously.
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com 
Songs from the Multiverse:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a 
Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv ]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Tom Cash and Mike Kinkley</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4544</itunes:duration>
        <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
        <itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 001 - Tantric Penis Breathing</title>
        <itunes:title>Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse - Episode 001 - Tantric Penis Breathing</itunes:title>
        <link>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-make-save-the-multiverse-episode-001-tantric-penis-breathing/</link>
                    <comments>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com/e/tom-mike-and-make-save-the-multiverse-episode-001-tantric-penis-breathing/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2025 07:12:20 -0400</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>In our inaugural episode, we cannonball straight into the deep end of the absurd. Amber tests Tom and Mike’s grasp of Victorian slang with a game of Real or Made Up?  Mike proposes starting our own dictionary.  We discuss magical grandma boobs, breakfast sausage moguls, and a public health crisis involving laughing pubic lice.</p>
<p>Tom unveils his cutting-edge fitness regimen: Primal Lung Therapy—a blend of intermittent breathing, sprint-induced awakening, and water-screaming. It’s exactly what it sounds like.</p>
<p>Mike brings the Internet to us with trivia so weird it has to be true: clouds are terrifyingly heavy, Jonathan the tortoise is basically immortal and obsessed with landlines, and bumblebee bats could overthrow society with cuteness alone. Oh, and SPAM? It doesn't actually stand for Shoulder of Pork and Ham. You’re welcome.</p>
<p>Amber closes things out with a quiz to determine what emotionally compromised critter we are. Ketchup on mac and cheese? Discuss. Extreme coupon hoarders? Naturally. And one thing’s clear: Amber’s getting the most listener mail, and we’re all just living in her inbox.</p>
<p>YouTube: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse'>https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse</a> 
Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a> </p>
<p>Songs from the Multiverse:
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a> 
<a href='https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a'>https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a</a> </p>
<p>Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  <a href='https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv'>https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv</a> </p>
<p>Email us!  <a href='mailto:tmamultiverse@gmail.com'>tmamultiverse@gmail.com</a> </p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In our inaugural episode, we cannonball straight into the deep end of the absurd. Amber tests Tom and Mike’s grasp of Victorian slang with a game of Real or Made Up?  Mike proposes starting our own dictionary.  We discuss magical grandma boobs, breakfast sausage moguls, and a public health crisis involving laughing pubic lice.</p>
<p>Tom unveils his cutting-edge fitness regimen: Primal Lung Therapy—a blend of intermittent breathing, sprint-induced awakening, and water-screaming. It’s exactly what it sounds like.</p>
<p>Mike brings the Internet to us with trivia so weird it has to be true: clouds are terrifyingly heavy, Jonathan the tortoise is basically immortal and obsessed with landlines, and bumblebee bats could overthrow society with cuteness alone. Oh, and SPAM? It doesn't actually stand for Shoulder of Pork and Ham. You’re welcome.</p>
<p>Amber closes things out with a quiz to determine what emotionally compromised critter we are. Ketchup on mac and cheese? Discuss. Extreme coupon hoarders? Naturally. And one thing’s clear: Amber’s getting the most listener mail, and we’re all just living in her inbox.</p>
<p>YouTube: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse'>https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse</a> <br>
Podbean: <a href='https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com'>https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com</a> </p>
<p>Songs from the Multiverse:<br>
<a href='https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW'>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW</a> <br>
<a href='https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a'>https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a</a> </p>
<p>Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  <a href='https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv'>https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv</a> </p>
<p>Email us!  <a href='mailto:tmamultiverse@gmail.com'>tmamultiverse@gmail.com</a> </p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[In our inaugural episode, we cannonball straight into the deep end of the absurd. Amber tests Tom and Mike’s grasp of Victorian slang with a game of Real or Made Up?  Mike proposes starting our own dictionary.  We discuss magical grandma boobs, breakfast sausage moguls, and a public health crisis involving laughing pubic lice.
Tom unveils his cutting-edge fitness regimen: Primal Lung Therapy—a blend of intermittent breathing, sprint-induced awakening, and water-screaming. It’s exactly what it sounds like.
Mike brings the Internet to us with trivia so weird it has to be true: clouds are terrifyingly heavy, Jonathan the tortoise is basically immortal and obsessed with landlines, and bumblebee bats could overthrow society with cuteness alone. Oh, and SPAM? It doesn't actually stand for Shoulder of Pork and Ham. You’re welcome.
Amber closes things out with a quiz to determine what emotionally compromised critter we are. Ketchup on mac and cheese? Discuss. Extreme coupon hoarders? Naturally. And one thing’s clear: Amber’s getting the most listener mail, and we’re all just living in her inbox.
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com 
Songs from the Multiverse:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a 
Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today!  https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv 
Email us!  tmamultiverse@gmail.com ]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Tom Cash, Mike Kinkley, and Amber Richard</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4588</itunes:duration>
        <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
        <itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
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