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<p>DISCLAIMER </p>
<p>This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact.</p>
<p>Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised.</p>
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        <title>EP24 GREEN SCREEN</title>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We have fun with a green screen. Very satirical episode packed with nonsense and sarcasm. We are characters on a show.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We have fun with a green screen. Very satirical episode packed with nonsense and sarcasm. We are characters on a show.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We have fun with a green screen. Very satirical episode packed with nonsense and sarcasm. We are characters on a show.
 
DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!]]></itunes:summary>
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        <title>EP23 PRIVATE PILE</title>
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                    <comments>https://slurpypod.podbean.com/e/ep23-private-pile/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2026 10:41:51 -0300</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Paul has a growth and Liam finally gets a chance to speak.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Paul has a growth and Liam finally gets a chance to speak.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Paul has a growth and Liam finally gets a chance to speak.
 
DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!]]></itunes:summary>
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        <title>EP22 GOYSLURP</title>
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                    <comments>https://slurpypod.podbean.com/e/ep22-goyslurp/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2026 16:34:51 -0300</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We are parodying the current times. This episode is not factual or informative. We are simply regurgitating what we have seen from all platforms. We are joking.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We are parodying the current times. This episode is not factual or informative. We are simply regurgitating what we have seen from all platforms. We are joking.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
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        <title>EP21 LET IT RIP</title>
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                    <comments>https://slurpypod.podbean.com/e/ep21-let-it-rip/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2026 07:10:55 -0400</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Ben &amp; Liam LET IT RIP with some frickin sick Beyblade battles and Paul libs out over the Green party.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ben &amp; Liam LET IT RIP with some frickin sick Beyblade battles and Paul libs out over the Green party.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
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DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!]]></itunes:summary>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>EP20 GOOD TROUBLE</title>
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                    <comments>https://slurpypod.podbean.com/e/ep20-good-trouble/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2026 05:17:05 -0400</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Ben returns and gets personal as usual. Paul makes a very funny joke about Liam's notepad. Liam wears the hell out of the headphones.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ben returns and gets personal as usual. Paul makes a very funny joke about Liam's notepad. Liam wears the hell out of the headphones.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ben returns and gets personal as usual. Paul makes a very funny joke about Liam's notepad. Liam wears the hell out of the headphones.
 
DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!]]></itunes:summary>
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        <title>EP19 PEN ISLAND</title>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Liam and Paul's initial reaction to the files.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Liam and Paul's initial reaction to the files.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Liam and Paul's initial reaction to the files.
 
DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!]]></itunes:summary>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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                <itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode>
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        <title>EP18 GREAT BRITISH BEAT OFF</title>
        <itunes:title>EP18 GREAT BRITISH BEAT OFF</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://slurpypod.podbean.com/e/ep18-great-british-beat-off/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2026 15:33:28 -0400</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>The first ever BEAT OFF. The boys beat each other off to completion.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The first ever BEAT OFF. The boys beat each other off to completion.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[The first ever BEAT OFF. The boys beat each other off to completion.
 
DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!]]></itunes:summary>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4556</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode>
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        <title>EP17 TRANSPOTTING</title>
        <itunes:title>EP17 TRANSPOTTING</itunes:title>
        <link>https://slurpypod.podbean.com/e/ep17-transpotting/</link>
                    <comments>https://slurpypod.podbean.com/e/ep17-transpotting/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2026 05:19:24 -0400</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>New year same Ben. Liam bravely admits he is a pigs in blanket addict and Paul had gout.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>New year same Ben. Liam bravely admits he is a pigs in blanket addict and Paul had gout.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[New year same Ben. Liam bravely admits he is a pigs in blanket addict and Paul had gout.
 
DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!]]></itunes:summary>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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                <itunes:episode>17</itunes:episode>
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        <title>EP16 DADDY DUMMIES</title>
        <itunes:title>EP16 DADDY DUMMIES</itunes:title>
        <link>https://slurpypod.podbean.com/e/ep16-daddy-dummies/</link>
                    <comments>https://slurpypod.podbean.com/e/ep16-daddy-dummies/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 21 Dec 2025 07:41:57 -0400</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>A race against time as Paul and Liam must rush through the Christmas episode to make sure Ben isn't crucified for being a bad parent.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A race against time as Paul and Liam must rush through the Christmas episode to make sure Ben isn't crucified for being a bad parent.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[A race against time as Paul and Liam must rush through the Christmas episode to make sure Ben isn't crucified for being a bad parent.
 
DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!]]></itunes:summary>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3788</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode>
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        <title>EP15 BUM BRAILLE</title>
        <itunes:title>EP15 BUM BRAILLE</itunes:title>
        <link>https://slurpypod.podbean.com/e/ep15-bum-braillie/</link>
                    <comments>https://slurpypod.podbean.com/e/ep15-bum-braillie/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2025 12:24:17 -0400</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>I don't even know what to say.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don't even know what to say.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[I don't even know what to say.
 
DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!]]></itunes:summary>
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                    <comments>https://slurpypod.podbean.com/e/ep14-bacon-pants/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2025 05:00:17 -0400</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Back with a bang. Liam &amp; Paul realise it isn't the drink. Ben is an entrepreneur.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Back with a bang. Liam &amp; Paul realise it isn't the drink. Ben is an entrepreneur.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
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DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!]]></itunes:summary>
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        <title>EP13 BEN'S MOM</title>
        <itunes:title>EP13 BEN'S MOM</itunes:title>
        <link>https://slurpypod.podbean.com/e/ep13-bens-mom/</link>
                    <comments>https://slurpypod.podbean.com/e/ep13-bens-mom/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sat, 08 Nov 2025 11:58:16 -0400</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Liam shares his experience in Japan. Paul acquires a really cool fridge magnet and Ben shouts over everyone again.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Liam shares his experience in Japan. Paul acquires a really cool fridge magnet and Ben shouts over everyone again.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Liam shares his experience in Japan. Paul acquires a really cool fridge magnet and Ben shouts over everyone again.
 
DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!]]></itunes:summary>
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        <link>https://slurpypod.podbean.com/e/ep12-ladoween/</link>
                    <comments>https://slurpypod.podbean.com/e/ep12-ladoween/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2025 11:09:13 -0300</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>In this spooky special episode of the Slurpy Podcast Liam is dressed up as Shrek. In Bens absence Paul steps up to get too drunk and talk over everyone.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this spooky special episode of the Slurpy Podcast Liam is dressed up as Shrek. In Bens absence Paul steps up to get too drunk and talk over everyone.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>slurpypod</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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                <itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode>
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        <title>EP11 LIAM'S EP</title>
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        <link>https://slurpypod.podbean.com/e/ep11-liams-ep/</link>
                    <comments>https://slurpypod.podbean.com/e/ep11-liams-ep/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2025 12:50:31 -0300</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Liam shines and carries the episode. Paul's dog is on deaths door and Ben is unhappy with the morbid tone.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Liam shines and carries the episode. Paul's dog is on deaths door and Ben is unhappy with the morbid tone.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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                <itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode>
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        <title>EP10 KING OF THE JUNGLE</title>
        <itunes:title>EP10 KING OF THE JUNGLE</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://slurpypod.podbean.com/e/ep10-king-of-the-jungle/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2025 11:32:21 -0300</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Ben drinks all of Liam's beers.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ben drinks all of Liam's beers.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ben drinks all of Liam's beers.
 
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        <itunes:author>slurpypod</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4559</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
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        <title>EP9 WHAT ARE THOSE?</title>
        <itunes:title>EP9 WHAT ARE THOSE?</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://slurpypod.podbean.com/e/ep9-what-are-those/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2025 12:30:42 -0300</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Ben got new shoes. Witch house are you?</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ben got new shoes. Witch house are you?</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ben got new shoes. Witch house are you?
 
DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!]]></itunes:summary>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4225</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
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        <title>EP8 SCUBA STEVE</title>
        <itunes:title>EP8 SCUBA STEVE</itunes:title>
        <link>https://slurpypod.podbean.com/e/ep8-scuba-steve/</link>
                    <comments>https://slurpypod.podbean.com/e/ep8-scuba-steve/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2025 15:12:20 -0300</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Ben discovers he has a fan and the boys finally fix the audio.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ben discovers he has a fan and the boys finally fix the audio.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ben discovers he has a fan and the boys finally fix the audio.
 
DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!]]></itunes:summary>
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        <title>EP7 PLANTAR FASCIITIS</title>
        <itunes:title>EP7 PLANTAR FASCIITIS</itunes:title>
        <link>https://slurpypod.podbean.com/e/ep7-plantar-fasciitis/</link>
                    <comments>https://slurpypod.podbean.com/e/ep7-plantar-fasciitis/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2025 11:42:23 -0300</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Plantar fasciitis is a common cause of heel pain, characterized by stabbing pain on the bottom of the foot, especially with the first steps after waking or resting. It results from repeated stress or overuse that damages the plantar fascia, a thick band of tissue that supports the arch of the foot.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Plantar fasciitis is a common cause of heel pain, characterized by stabbing pain on the bottom of the foot, especially with the first steps after waking or resting. It results from repeated stress or overuse that damages the plantar fascia, a thick band of tissue that supports the arch of the foot.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/aqwijzjavrqq59gc/EP7PlantarFasciitis.mp3" length="77496320" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Plantar fasciitis is a common cause of heel pain, characterized by stabbing pain on the bottom of the foot, especially with the first steps after waking or resting. It results from repeated stress or overuse that damages the plantar fascia, a thick band of tissue that supports the arch of the foot.
 
DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>slurpypod</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4843</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
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    <item>
        <title>EP6 KEEP IT CIVIL</title>
        <itunes:title>EP6 KEEP IT CIVIL</itunes:title>
        <link>https://slurpypod.podbean.com/e/ep6-keep-it-civil/</link>
                    <comments>https://slurpypod.podbean.com/e/ep6-keep-it-civil/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2025 13:19:46 -0300</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Ben gives the people what they want.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ben gives the people what they want.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/msgeaui6avninwae/EP6KEEPITCIVIL.mp3" length="67777097" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ben gives the people what they want.
 
DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>slurpypod</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4236</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
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        <title>EP5 TUNNEL OF DOOM</title>
        <itunes:title>EP5 TUNNEL OF DOOM</itunes:title>
        <link>https://slurpypod.podbean.com/e/ep5-tunnel-of-doom/</link>
                    <comments>https://slurpypod.podbean.com/e/ep5-tunnel-of-doom/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2025 12:27:34 -0300</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>The hardest choices require the strongest wills.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The hardest choices require the strongest wills.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
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DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!]]></itunes:summary>
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                    <comments>https://slurpypod.podbean.com/e/ep-4-australia-can-you-hear-us/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2025 14:18:50 -0300</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>A desperate attempt to appeal to our Australian audience.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A desperate attempt to appeal to our Australian audience.</p>
<p> </p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[A desperate attempt to appeal to our Australian audience.
 
DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!]]></itunes:summary>
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        <title>EP3 ACTION MAN</title>
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                    <comments>https://slurpypod.podbean.com/e/ep3-action-man/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2025 12:39:27 -0300</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We love dogs and Action Man!</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We love dogs and Action Man!</p>
<p> </p>
<p>DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We love dogs and Action Man!
 
DISCLAIMER This podcast is a comedy and satire show. The view, jokes and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are intended for comedy purposes only and should not be taken as fact. Any resemblance to real people, events or situations is purely coincidental or deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect. Listener discretion is advised. If you are easily offended, probably best to skip this one. If not welcome aboard!]]></itunes:summary>
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        <title>EP2 MOUSTACHE</title>
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        <link>https://slurpypod.podbean.com/e/moustache/</link>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Ben copies Paul's moustache in a wild yet stylish power play.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ben copies Paul's moustache in a wild yet stylish power play.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ben copies Paul's moustache in a wild yet stylish power play.]]></itunes:summary>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3950</itunes:duration>
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        <title>EP1 PILOT</title>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This pilot show is extremely raw! But we had fun and we hope you do too.</p>
<p>Join us on the ground floor. WATCH OUT FOR THE BEEPS!</p>
<p> </p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This pilot show is extremely raw! But we had fun and we hope you do too.</p>
<p>Join us on the ground floor. WATCH OUT FOR THE BEEPS!</p>
<p> </p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This pilot show is extremely raw! But we had fun and we hope you do too.
Join us on the ground floor. WATCH OUT FOR THE BEEPS!
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