Tony Martin’s SIZZLETOWN

Ep 105: Constant Taboo-Busting Nudity

Thu, 07 May 2026 00:00:02 +1000

Reg Tankwater says even the RSL has ‘gone woke’, Dion says his new podcast was a huge mistake, and Tony says that this episode’s music quiz is the worst one yet.

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Ep 104: Accidentally Uploaded

Thu, 02 Apr 2026 00:00:04 +1100

Dave Clacton flies the flag for ‘proper comedy’, Barry Football’s penis has been out and about (again), and Sir Paul McCartney attempts to answer Tony’s terrible questions.

Thanks to our sponsor Quokka Net

Ep 103: Cream Horn

Thu, 05 Mar 2026 00:05:05 +1100

The Hater is even less impressed than usual, a master filmmaker calls from the afterlife, and Tony has a strange encounter with a ‘gentleman’s gentleman’ in the car park.

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Ep 102: Oven Gloves

Thu, 05 Feb 2026 00:00:03 +1100

Cratog Carabasirica kicks off a ninth year of idiotic talkback, along with some first-time callers and The Pikelet Man, who has a terrible idea for a TV show, and a song.

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Ep 101: Unplugged 10 – The Spawning

Thu, 01 Jan 2026 00:00:00 +1100

WARNING: Proper SIZZLETOWN returns next month. This is yet another ‘unplugged’ episode with no callers, just Tony recalling every movie he saw in 1988, playing an unearthed piece of ‘Martin/Molloy’, and revealing the origin of the ‘Warren Perso’ sketch.

Ep 100: The National Noise

Thu, 04 Dec 2025 00:00:11 +1100

The 2025 season finale, with Dave Clacton, Dion, The Pikelet Man, Patrick Paget, Shane [REDACTED], Cratog Carabasirica, Reg Tankwater, Jeff Goldblum, Ronnie Bung, John Cooper Clarke, Crackers & the Tugboat, and of course, Pete Smith, Davey Lane, and far too many songs.

Ep 99: Steelbook Edition

Thu, 06 Nov 2025 00:00:05 +1100

Niles Nyquist is bemused, The Pikelet Man is amused, Jason Statham is confused, and the show itself stands accused (of poor taste).

Ep 98: Plane Mode

Thu, 02 Oct 2025 00:01:29 +1000

Reg Tankwater has solved the energy crisis, Cratog Carabasirica has almost assimilated, Bumblethwaite Cumblethwim has pulled out, and Wolford Pontoon steps in.

Ep 97: Aglio e Olio

Thu, 04 Sep 2025 00:00:04 +1000

The Hater is unimpressed by his local charity shop, several callers are being cheated on, sergeants York & Sargent are back, and there’s another disappointing quiz.

Ep 96: The Monte Carlo

Thu, 07 Aug 2025 00:00:02 +1000

Shane [REDACTED] has a new theory, Barry Football has a new explanation, The Pikelet Man has a new joke, and Tony has recorded his police interview.

Ep 95: Druggies

Thu, 03 Jul 2025 00:00:03 +1000

Podworx is under siege, Dion is beating AI to all the good ideas, and Dave Clacton is attempting to ‘uncancel’ a controversial comedian.

Ep 94: Youths

Thu, 05 Jun 2025 02:49:10 +1000

The Hater is up in the air, Niles Nyquist crosses the border, and Simon Haight knows who can get Australia back on track.

Ep 93: Clarinet of Common Sense

Thu, 01 May 2025 00:00:02 +1000

The voters are undecided, Lorna Palethorpe is unclear, Peregrine Haste is unable to comment, and Tony gets a guilt trip from his chiropractor.

Ep 92: No Stars

Thu, 03 Apr 2025 00:00:02 +1100

Dion has invented a new game, The Pikelet Man can’t be fooled, Tony visits the ‘living theatre’, and Matt is forced to use the Dump Button.

Ep 91: Up There Scorsese

Thu, 06 Mar 2025 00:00:06 +1100

Cratog Carabasirica is unimpressed with our electoral candidates, Shane [REDACTED] is being used to train Chinese AI, Bryan Lyons is back at the ‘office’, and there’s another live footy call.

Ep 90: Unplugged – A Big Ask

Thu, 06 Feb 2025 00:00:02 +1100

WARNING: Normal SIZZLETOWN returns next month. This is an ‘unplugged’ episode, where Tony answers all your questions with the aid of footage and diagrams.

Ep 89: Unplugged 8 – The Marsupials

Thu, 02 Jan 2025 00:00:02 +1100

WARNING: Not a proper episode of SIZZLETOWN – it’s another ‘unplugged’ episode with no callers, just Tony recalling every movie he saw in 1987, playing an old sketch, and recalling the time he foolishly attempted to talk about sport.

Ep 88: Swiftly Ejected

Thu, 05 Dec 2024 00:00:03 +1100

The 2024 season finale, with Dion, Dave Clacton, Reg Tankwater, The Pikelet Man, The Hater, Shane [REDACTED], Patrick Paget, Cratog Carabasirica, Ronnie Bung, Crackers & the Tugboat and…Bob Dylan? Plus, as tradition demands, Pete Smith, Davey Lane, and more songs than would seem necessary.

Ep 87: The Fridge is Listening

Thu, 07 Nov 2024 00:00:04 +1100

Barry Football apologises for his behaviour on ‘Wacky Wednesday’, Shane [REDACTED] doesn’t trust electric cars, and William Fine-Mist explains all those credit card surcharges.

Ep 86: Credenza!

Thu, 03 Oct 2024 00:00:02 +1000

Dion has a new movie idea, The Pikelet Man has ‘done an incursion’, Tony has gone reboot mad, and for the first time, there’s a live footy call!

Ep 85: Pegory Greck

Thu, 05 Sep 2024 00:00:02 +1000

Lorna Palethorpe has reason to complain, Cratog Carabasirica has been racially profiled, William Fine-Mist has another unhelpful explanation, and David Lynch has no plans to retire.

Ep 84: Needs More Microplastics

Thu, 01 Aug 2024 00:00:02 +1000

Barry Football apologises for his offensive tattoos, Colin Holcroft addresses erotic asphyxiation, and someone from the Reserve Bank explains why your interest rates are so high.

Ep 83: Chorizos

Thu, 04 Jul 2024 00:00:02 +1000

Dave Clacton has been raided by the ‘PC Police’, Niles Nyquist has downsized, Tony gets advice on how to evict possums, and there’s news of a deadly mispronunciation.

Ep 82: Drop the Dugong

Thu, 06 Jun 2024 00:00:02 +1000

Dion takes to the skies, The Pikelet Man is unimpressed by the cat in ‘Ripley’, someone has finally untangled ‘Tenet’, and there’s another shambolic quiz.

Ep 81: The Second Greatest Night in Pop

Thu, 02 May 2024 00:00:02 +1000

Shane [REDACTED] exposes the latest ‘Black Swan Event’, Barry Football addresses that ‘homophobic slur’, and Matt has previously unseen footage from the making of ‘We Are The World’.

Ep 80: A Questionable Silhouette

Thu, 04 Apr 2024 00:00:02 +1100

Sir Ian McKellen and the late Truman Capote have plenty to say, The Hater is back way too soon, and Tony foolishly attempts to call Centrelink.

Ep 79: Thick-Cut Chips

Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:00:02 +1100

Barry Football has an explanation, The Pikelet Man has Dog’s measure, Reg Tankwater has a new vendetta, and Dave Clacton has a new room. Plus, the most famous man in Humpty Doo!

Ep 78: The Cooler

Thu, 01 Feb 2024 00:00:26 +1100

Another year of often incoherent talkback kicks off with Dion, Patrick Paget, Cratog Carabasirica, The Hater and Jason Statham. Plus we preview a new Zack Snyder project.

Ep 77: Unplugged 7 – Parabellum

Thu, 04 Jan 2024 00:00:03 +1100

WARNING: Actual SIZZLETOWN returns next month. This is another ‘unplugged’ episode with no callers, just Tony recalling every movie he saw in 1986, playing an old sketch, and reading his story ‘Reasons to be Cheerful’.

Ep 76: Totally Wired

Thu, 07 Dec 2023 00:00:03 +1100

The 2023 season finale, with Reg Tankwater, Shane [REDACTED], Patrick Paget, Cratog Carabasirica, Lorna Palethorpe, Harold Bitumen, Crackers & the Tugboat and a certain deceased filmmaker. Plus Pete Smith, Davey Lane, and as always, too many songs!

Ep 75: Nighttime Extender

Thu, 02 Nov 2023 00:00:02 +1100

The Pikelet Man doesn’t understand daylight saving, Colin Holcroft has been cleaned out, and Tony has some exclusive outtakes from the Beatles ‘Get Back’ documentary.

Ep 74: Community Notes

Thu, 05 Oct 2023 00:00:06 +1100

Dave Clacton addresses current comedy controversies, Lorna Palethorpe has more examples of ‘shrinkflation’, Peter Meager is working for a robot, and a particularly angry caller is destroying all his John Farnham albums.

Ep 73: Car Crashes Into Forest

Thu, 07 Sep 2023 00:00:02 +1000

Clive Howlett has a new start-up, Cratog Carabasirica has failed his citizenship test, and things are heating up in Henri Szeps’s street. Oh, and still no stickers!

Ep 72: Patently Absurd

Thu, 03 Aug 2023 00:00:04 +1000

Barry Football is still apologising, Fisher Stevens is anti-corruption, The Hater is unable to order a drink, and Jason Statham is once again grilled by Dion.

Ep 71: Taylor’s Version

Tue, 01 Aug 2023 15:39:28 +1000

The Pikelet Man has too many ideas, Colin Holcroft has too many bins, Simon Haight reports a murder, and celebrated filmmaker William Friedkin recalls his biggest disaster.

Ep 70: Unexpected Items

Thu, 01 Jun 2023 00:00:03 +1000

Regulars callers Dion and Reg Tankwater are back, legendary producer Robert Evans speaks from beyond the grave, and the show is given an AI assist.

Ep 69: Seal of Approval

Thu, 04 May 2023 00:00:17 +1000

Niles Nyquist is mildly anarchic, gagman Ray is comedically misguided, Guthrie Runter is most inconvenient, and Dave Clacton is comparatively highbrow.

Ep 68: Scouring Pads

Thu, 06 Apr 2023 00:00:17 +1000

The Pikelet Man has ‘bottom issues’, Shane [REDACTED] is still worried about the moon, Patrick Paget is still ‘peacocking’, and Giles Baratheon goes in hard for physical media.

Ep 67: Totally Bloody Pointless

Thu, 02 Mar 2023 00:00:04 +1100

Dion is frozen out, Matt has montage mania, several neighbours of celebrities aren’t happy, and a quiz segment goes right off the rails.

Ep 66: The Dundee Man

Thu, 02 Feb 2023 00:00:07 +1100

Clive Howlett, Cratog Carabasirica, The Hater and a bevy of first-time callers kick off another year of often confusing talkback, with an ‘iconic guest host’, and a most informative song.

Ep 65: Unplugged: Behind the Sizzle

Thu, 05 Jan 2023 00:00:04 +1100

WARNING: Proper SIZZLETOWN returns next month. This is one of those ‘unplugged’ episodes with no callers, just Tony recalling every movie he saw in 1985, and taking you behind the scenes to see how the SIZZLETOWN sausage is made.

Ep 64: Enormous Entropy

Thu, 01 Dec 2022 00:00:03 +1100

It’s the 2022 season finale, with Dion, Colin Holcroft, The Pikelet Man, Jason Statham, Cratog Carabasirica, Shane [REDACTED], Crackers & the Tugboat, Reg Tankwater and Dave Clacton. Plus Pete Smith and Davey Lane, and perhaps too many songs.

Ep 63: Packing Beads

Thu, 03 Nov 2022 00:00:09 +1100

Niles Nyquist uncovers a cheating scandal, Matt is quick on the beep, and master filmmaker William Friedkin shares another incredible story from his remarkable career.

Ep 62: The Inside Out

Thu, 06 Oct 2022 00:00:03 +1100

Dick Roundabout tries to unload his offspring, Patrick Paget ‘can’t stop rockin’ to the beat’, and the show is menaced by a demon from a parallel dimension.

Ep 61: Hornswoggled

Thu, 01 Sep 2022 00:00:01 +1000

Dion is bursting with new ideas, Tony is pranked by a rival show, the Hater goes to the theatre, and former Prime Minister John Howard confronts his past.

Ep 60: Skimblechaize

Thu, 04 Aug 2022 00:00:03 +1000

Shane [REDACTED] points a finger at the moon, Giles Baratheon and Jeff Goldblum have opinions about the new ‘Thor’, and Tony is up for the Miles Franklin even though it’s already been announced.

Ep 59: Peacocking

Thu, 07 Jul 2022 00:00:03 +1000

Dave Clacton faces cancellation, The Pikelet Man holds the fort, Patrick Paget moves to Pukekohe, and Barry Football makes multiple apologies.

Ep 58: Mukbang Mishaps

Thu, 02 Jun 2022 00:00:33 +1000

Colin Holcroft is on shaky ground, Cargo Shorts Man fails to restore his reputation, a former US president calls in (no, not that one) and there’s a preview of our new Broadway musical.

Ep 57: Electric Ants

Thu, 05 May 2022 00:00:06 +1000

Shane [REDACTED] wants to fake his own death, Herb Twentyman has seen ‘Byron Baes’, a man in cargo shorts takes issue with the internet, and there’s another misleading song.

Ep 56: Potted Monster

Thu, 07 Apr 2022 00:00:06 +1000

The Hater is angrier than ever, The Pikelet Man faces new enemies, Harold Bitumen may be a millionaire, and Dion questions The Batman’s credentials.

Ep 55: Nanoworms!

Thu, 03 Mar 2022 00:00:01 +1100

Reg Tankwater has a word with himself, Niles Nyquist undergoes an intimate procedure, and Simon Haight seeks the April sun in Warringah.

Ep 54: Scotch

Thu, 03 Feb 2022 00:00:03 +1100

Dave Clacton rings in the new year, Clive Howlett has a new podcast idea, Tony has found a rare movie trailer, and Ron Pudding takes us out with a contentious song.

Ep 53: Unplugged: Fully Loaded

Thu, 06 Jan 2022 00:00:06 +1100

WARNING: Not a proper episode of SIZZLETOWN, which returns next month. No callers, just Tony recalling every movie he saw in 1984, and reading something called ‘Language Most Foul’.

Ep 52: Reserve My Cancellation

Thu, 02 Dec 2021 00:00:38 +1100

SIZZLETOWN returns to Podworx for the 2021 season finale, with Dion, The Pikelet Man, David Lynch, Reg Tankwater, Shane [REDACTED] and a raft of callers from the past. Plus Pete Smith and Davey Lane, and at least one song.

Ep 51: Quality Assurance

Wed, 03 Nov 2021 23:57:41 +1100

The Hater was unimpressed by our 50th episode, publishing guru Peter Meager has a proposal for Tony, and a first-time caller has news of a fake vaccine passport scam.

Ep 50: Big Parma

Thu, 07 Oct 2021 00:00:43 +1100

Dion, Dave Clacton, Reg Tankwater, Shane [REDACTED], Niles Nyquist, Jason Statham and The Pikelet Man are all in attendance for the jam-packed fiftieth episode.

Ep 49: Benchtop Wonderland

Thu, 02 Sep 2021 00:00:53 +1000

Colin Holcroft is vaccine-hesitant, Barry Football apologises for his racist attack on Tony, and Jeff Goldblum recalls his last appearance on Australian TV.

Ep 48: Mouse Replacement

Thu, 05 Aug 2021 00:00:18 +1000

Shane [REDACTED] has a theory about the mouse plague, The Pikelet Man launches a ‘strategic attack’, and Tony catches up with conservative commentator Simon Haight.

Ep 47: Triangles

Thu, 01 Jul 2021 00:00:07 +1000

Dave Clacton proves that Covid can’t kill comedy, Reg Tankwater is angry about triangles, and legendary film director William Friedkin takes us behind the scenes of 'To Live and Die in L.A'.

Ep 46: Apricot of Nothing

Thu, 03 Jun 2021 00:00:01 +1000

Shane [REDACTED] has lockdown sussed, The Pikelet Man is in the doghouse, Niles Nyquist can’t remember why he called in, and Dion meets Jason Statham.

Ep 45: Paging Doctor Blumpkin

Thu, 22 Apr 2021 00:00:05 +1000

The Hater calls in with a trademark spray, Reg Tankwater has a go at being ‘woke’, and Matt’s neighbours are making his life a musical hell.

Ep 44: Mr Popper’s Pangolins

Thu, 04 Mar 2021 00:00:01 +1100

Dion is in quarantine, The Pikelet Man is taking care of business, Reg Tankwater is anti-vaccine, and there’s a somewhat misleading song.

Ep 43: False Flags

Thu, 04 Feb 2021 00:00:03 +1100

The first new episode in quite a while is chocked with implausible theories, foolish ideas and bad advice. Callers include Colin Holcroft, Dave Clacton and Shane [REDACTED].

Ep 42: Objectionable Content

Wed, 10 Jun 2020 00:30:50 +1000

Offensive tweets, lockdown frustration and coronaspiracies galore, with Niles Nyquist, Shane [REDACTED], Simon Haight and The Pikelet Man on the line from their respective bunkers.

Ep 41: Coronapanic Special

Sun, 12 Apr 2020 21:00:06 +1000

Intended merely as a compilation of those David Panic reports from our YouTube channel, this Covid-19-themed episode is gatecrashed by some of our regular callers.

Ep 40: Unplugged Goes Bananas

Thu, 28 Nov 2019 01:00:32 +1100

WARNING: If you’re looking for our season finale, it’s the one before this – Ep 39. This is the last in our series of ‘unplugged’ episodes. No callers, songs or strange noises, just Tony prattling on about movies from 1983, and reading his story ‘In a Tree’.

Ep 39: Logic’s Doin’ Wheelies

Thu, 14 Nov 2019 01:00:23 +1100

In the supersized 2019 season finale, all our favourite callers and guests are on board, along with Damian Cowell’s Disco Machine, a Pete Smith cameo, and, of course, Tony and Matt have done a song.

Ep 38: Unplugged Goes to Monte Carlo

Thu, 31 Oct 2019 00:00:54 +1100

WARNING: Another bonus ‘unplugged’ episode with none of the usual carry-on. Instead, Tony recalls every movie he saw in 1982, and reads his story ‘Optimus Schmoptimus’.

Ep 37: The Tradie’s Mate

Wed, 16 Oct 2019 23:02:03 +1100

The Pikelet Man has been on ‘Computer Box’, Simon Haight is mad for ‘ScoMo’, Reg Tankwater is fed up with ‘Greta bloody Thunberg’, and Dave Clacton reports from ‘Barry Dickbag’s Metalfest’.

Ep 36: Unplugged Rides Again

Wed, 02 Oct 2019 23:00:00 +1000

WARNING: Another one of these ‘unplugged’ episodes. No callers, just Tony crapping on about every movie he saw in 1981, and reading his story ‘Irresponsible Journalism’.

Ep 35: Clodpoles

Wed, 18 Sep 2019 23:01:53 +1000

There’s trouble at Podworx, Dion is back in custody, ‘Shane Magazines’ has a new name, Ian Teale has a keen eye, and Colin Holcroft returns from Sexyland.

Ep 34: Unplugged

Wed, 04 Sep 2019 23:00:00 +1000

WARNING: Not a proper episode of ‘Sizzletown’, which has now gone monthly. Just Tony rambling on about movies, and reading his story ‘The Dark Knight Triumphant in Classic Cooney Farce’.

Ep 33: Danglemouse

Wed, 21 Aug 2019 23:00:00 +1000

The Pikelet Man pitches a ‘moving picture’, Fisher Stevens (not that one) is working with ‘Chinese interests’, and Tony makes yet another call to William Friedkin, director of ‘The Exorcist’.

Ep 32: A Bigger Gulp

Wed, 07 Aug 2019 23:00:00 +1000

Dion & Higgins are ‘Gongside’, Niles helps his neighbour with a drug problem, and Tony calls Peter Meager to find out why he got the boot from the MTC.

Ep 31: Slightly Different

Wed, 24 Jul 2019 23:00:00 +1000

Conrad has a win, Neil has a find, Heathcote Shiraz has the identity of the lift bomber, and Tony has to call Bryan Lyons back, due to popular, if misguided, demand.

Ep 30: Gravy Loaded

Wed, 10 Jul 2019 23:00:00 +1000

Dion is pursued by cops at Wodonga Maccas, The Pikelet Man tips a bucket on his internet rivals, and Dave Clacton unveils an offensive new concept at The Busted Nut.

Ep 29: Gender Fluid

Wed, 26 Jun 2019 23:00:00 +1000

Colin Holcroft has a new leisure destination, 'Shane Door' has a new name, Giles Baratheon has a new ending for ‘Game of Thrones’, and Simon Haight has a new hero.

Ep 28: Golden Wonder

Wed, 12 Jun 2019 23:00:00 +1000

Dion and Higgins embark on a road trip, Harold Bitumen has news of another financial opportunity, and someone is re-editing Pauline Hanson’s interviews.

Ep 27: Inadequate Sentencing

Wed, 29 May 2019 23:00:00 +1000

The Pikelet Man is unimpressed by the cat from ‘Pet Sematary’, Conrad considers going on ‘MAFS’, and Dick Roundabout has a new office in a poorly chosen location.

Ep 26: Ghostfist

Wed, 15 May 2019 23:00:00 +1000

Dave Clacton puts his tax problems behind him, Ian Teale has a thing about keys, and Tony makes another call to William Friedkin, director of ‘The Exorcist’.

Ep 25: St. Bogan

Wed, 01 May 2019 23:00:00 +1000

Dion has gone ‘fully crypto’, Rodney Pyles attempts to explain ‘On the Buses’, and Tony calls a restaurateur who’s fed up with his own customers.

Ep 24: Local Galoots

Wed, 17 Apr 2019 23:00:00 +1000

Niles Nyquist has a gang problem, Barry Football apologises for his latest sex video, and Tony hosts an episode of ‘Escape From the City’.

Ep 23: Crisps

Thu, 04 Apr 2019 00:00:00 +1100

The manager of Spotify is still confused, Dion is low on ideas, and Tony again consults conservative commentator Simon Haight.

Ep 22: Clacton’s Folly

Thu, 21 Mar 2019 00:00:00 +1100

Colin Holcroft visits Windscreen World, The Pikelet Man issues a warning, and Tony tracks down one half of nineties radio superduo Tum & Phul.

Ep 21: A Legal Mix of Menthol and Sugar

Thu, 07 Mar 2019 01:00:00 +1100

Dion has the good news about global warming, Barry Football apologises again, and Tony talks to Oscar-nominee Willem Dafoe about his long career.

Ep 20: The Podcast That Goes Wrong

Thu, 21 Feb 2019 01:00:00 +1100

Conrad has undertaken a dangerous challenge, ‘Shane Curtains’ has a new name, and Tony speaks to Peter Meager about his bold vision for Australian theatre.

Ep 19: Bento Box

Thu, 07 Feb 2019 01:00:00 +1100

In the first show for 2019, Niles and Dion have news, The Pikelet Man has a new enemy, and Matt has a much wider range of sound effects.

Ep 18: Hey Matty!

Thu, 06 Dec 2018 01:00:00 +1100

Dion, Dave Clacton and The Pikelet Man are all on board for the 2018 season finale, and yes, Tony and Matt have done a song.

Ep 17: Dub Version

Thu, 22 Nov 2018 01:00:00 +1100

Niles Nyquist is on the lookout for African gangs, ‘Shane Table’ has a new name, and Tony gets a bollocking from the Podcast Diversity Council’s David Smallwood.

Ep 16: Nut Butter Express

Thu, 08 Nov 2018 01:00:00 +1100

Conrad is attempting to capitalise on his ‘fame’, Dion is under house arrest, and Tony again calls William Friedkin, director of 'The Exorcist'.

Ep 15: Inappropriate Developments

Thu, 25 Oct 2018 00:00:00 +1100

The Pikelet Man calls the police, Barry Football apologises, and Tony is drawn into legal matters involving both Dion and Colin Holcroft.

Ep 14: Tongs for the Squeamish

Wed, 10 Oct 2018 23:02:33 +1100

Dave Clacton goes ‘femmo’, Matt does a dodgy dolphin deal, and Tony talks to Jason Statham about his follow-up to ‘The Meg’.

Ep 13: Nightbird

Wed, 26 Sep 2018 23:00:00 +1000

The Pikelet Man is hungry, Dion is returning to court, Colin Holcroft talks immigration, and Tony convinces David Lynch to create an ad for the show.

Ep 12: Sketch Happens

Wed, 12 Sep 2018 23:00:00 +1000

Niles Nyquist calls back, Theo has forgotten his topic, and Tony talks to conservative commentator Simon Haight.

Ep 11: Crapp’s Last Tape

Wed, 29 Aug 2018 23:00:00 +1000

Dion reveals his latest money-making scheme, everyone wants ‘feedback’, and Tony again calls publishing industry guru Peter Meager.

Ep 10: A Lowering Cloud Over the Stalls

Wed, 15 Aug 2018 23:00:00 +1000

Conrad isn’t happy, ‘Shane Couch’ has a new name, The Pikelet Man has many enemies, and Tony talks to snooker commentator Les Cleary.

Ep 9: Waiting for Carbo

Wed, 01 Aug 2018 23:00:00 +1000

Dion poses as a ‘Docklands entrepreneur’, it’s Matt versus the Volcano, and Tony calls Jack Nicholson to find out why he’s emerging from retirement.

Ep 8: The Pikelet Man

Wed, 18 Jul 2018 23:00:00 +1000

Dave Clacton and Colin Holcroft are back, Matt perfects the Cat Translator, and Tony serenades 2018’s most notorious Australian.

Ep 7: Nanobots!

Wed, 04 Jul 2018 23:00:00 +1000

Reg from Eaglemont phones in, Dion floats several new ideas, and Tony again calls master filmmaker William Friedkin.

Ep 6: This is Ashburton

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 23:00:00 +1000

An episode beset with dolphin trouble. Niles has been ‘in the studio’, and Tony talks to one of the stars of Stanley Kubrick’s ‘2001’.

Ep 5: Possum Bother

Wed, 06 Jun 2018 23:00:00 +1000

The recording is hampered by possums, Dion and Dave Clacton phone in, and Tony calls David Bowie’s brother.

Ep 4: Funnels

Wed, 23 May 2018 23:00:00 +1000

Recording the show in a parked car proves to be misguided, Conrad is back, and Tony calls the production office of ‘The Doctor Blake Mysteries’.

Ep 3: Previously on Harrow

Wed, 09 May 2018 23:00:00 +1000

A rooftop broadcast adds very little, Dion has ‘issues pending’, and Tony calls Jason Statham to try to get him to say ‘Megalodon’.

Ep 2: Bathmat Warehouse

Wed, 25 Apr 2018 23:00:00 +1000

Shifting locations does nothing to improve the quality of the callers. Tony attempts to class things up by calling the editor of the Australian Review of Books, Peter Meager.

Ep 1: What’s It Gonna Be?

Fri, 13 Apr 2018 09:46:21 +1000

The first batch of callers seem genuinely confused by the show, and who can blame them? Tony attempts to salvage things by calling legendary film director William Friedkin.