Simplistic Reviews Podcasts

(Ep. 268): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - April 2026

Wed, 01 Apr 2026 04:13:00 -0700

On this foolish episode of the April edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys take on Tiger's driving record, the KitKat bandits, Sherlock Holmes, Supergirl and Choam. That's right...Choam. All that and more on this brand new episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

2026-2027 Deadpool Draft (Season 2)

Fri, 20 Mar 2026 11:15:00 -0700

It’s that time of year again! Even though we’ve only done this once before, we’re back for a brand-new season of Dead Celebrities. The draft is officially in, and this year, the gang actually sat down and did some real research (scary, we know).

Who do you think is living on borrowed time? Join us all year long for the ultimate Game of Death!

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#death #celebrities #ArianaGrande #entertainment #music #hollywood #draft

Simply 15 | Ep. 56 - Deadpool Autopsy 2025

Sun, 15 Mar 2026 18:14:02 -0700

Before we start our second season of Simply Deadpool, we decided to do a autopsy...smart hun? See what we did there? This is top of the line jokes you only get from Simplistic Reviews.

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(Ep. 267): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - March 2026

Sun, 01 Mar 2026 04:39:00 -0800

On the March Episode Of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, we explore everything from the war in Mexico...the war between Netflix and Paramount...the war between DJ and Kiki Palmer...the war between Schindler's List and humor...and the war between Oscar winners and silence. All that and more on this latest episode.

(Ep. 266): White Fire - Movie Commentary: Feb 2026

Fri, 20 Feb 2026 17:00:00 -0800

We are back after a break going into the new year. What better way then a non-English film about incest...we know what you want. Old Simplistic Reviews is back baby!

White Fire | 1984

Bo and Inga are brother and sister jewel thieves who target the legendary `White Fire' diamond, a priceless rock so hot it actually burns those who try to lay their hands on it. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088359/

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#movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #whitefire #1984 #funnymovies

Simply 15 | Ep. 55 - The Gang's Recent Watched

Sun, 15 Feb 2026 20:31:29 -0800

The gang talks about the 3 recent movies they have watched recently.

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#podcast #movies

(Ep. 265): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - February 2026

Sun, 01 Feb 2026 04:00:00 -0800

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast finally returns with all new games, all new stories, all new sketches, all new hosts. Well...no...we got the same three nutters as hosts...but the other things are true. Check it out.

(Ep. 264): Thunder in Paradise | Ep. 5 (Strange Bru) with episode - Show Commentary

Sat, 20 Dec 2025 21:51:19 -0800

Merry Christmas you hulksters! Episode 5 of Thunder in Paradise is a strange brew of voodoo.

This podcast has the show, we have another one with no show

S1E5: Strange Bru
After scuba-diving zombies attack him, Bru hallucinates and him and Spence take on a voodoo drug dealer.

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#tv #Commentary #tvshow #christmas #Podcast #thunderinparadise #1994 #hulk #hulkhogan

(Ep. 264): Thunder in Paradise | Ep. 5 (Strange Bru) - Show Commentary

Sat, 20 Dec 2025 21:51:17 -0800

Merry Christmas you hulksters! Episode 5 of Thunder in Paradise is a strange brew of voodoo.

This podcast has no show, we have another one with the show

S1E5: Strange Bru
After scuba-diving zombies attack him, Bru hallucinates and him and Spence take on a voodoo drug dealer.

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#tv #Commentary #tvshow #christmas #Podcast #thunderinparadise #1994 #hulk #hulkhogan

(Ep. 263): Thunder in Paradise | Ep. 4 (Sea Quentin) with episode - Show Commentary

Mon, 15 Dec 2025 21:16:09 -0800

Here we go hulksters, episode 4 of Thunder in Paradise!

This podcast has the show, we have another one without the show

S1E4: Sea Quentin
Spence and Bru's arch-enemy Hammerhead, a dangerous criminal, takes over the underwater prison he's imprisoned in.

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#tv #Commentary #tvshow #christmas #Podcast #thunderinparadise #1994 #hulk #hulkhogan

(Ep. 263): Thunder in Paradise | Ep. 4 (Sea Quentin) - Show Commentary

Mon, 15 Dec 2025 21:15:02 -0800

Here we go hulksters, episode 4 of Thunder in Paradise!

This podcast has no show, we have another one with the show

S1E4: Sea Quentin
Spence and Bru's arch-enemy Hammerhead, a dangerous criminal, takes over the underwater prison he's imprisoned in.

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#tv #Commentary #tvshow #christmas #Podcast #thunderinparadise #1994 #hulk #hulkhogan

(Ep. 262): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - December 2025

Mon, 01 Dec 2025 04:10:00 -0800

On this holiday edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys discuss the naughty list. However, the list that starts with the word Epstein. They also ponder the possibilities during Believable or Bullshit. DJ goes on rant up his favorite rump during TV Roundup. And Matthew brings out the dead in a new game called The 12 days of Deadmas. All that and more on a yule tide episode of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

(Ep. 261): Thunder in Paradise | Ep. 3 (Tug of War) with episode - Show Commentary

Thu, 20 Nov 2025 18:44:49 -0800

Welcome to something new but similar! We have watched the movies now lets watch the episodes that connect them. This is one of the greatest shows ever, ladies and hulksters, this is Thunder in Paradise Episode 3!

This podcast has the show, we have another one without the show

S1E3: Tug of War
Spence and Bru must once again stop their arch-enemy Hammerhead who has gained control over a top secret naval device.

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#tv #Commentary #tvshow #halloween #Podcast #thunderinparadise #1994 #hulk #hulkhogan

(Ep. 261): Thunder in Paradise | Ep. 3 (Tug of War) - Show Commentary

Thu, 20 Nov 2025 18:44:36 -0800

This podcast has the show, we have another one without the show

S1E3: Tug of War
Spence and Bru must once again stop their arch-enemy Hammerhead who has gained control over a top secret naval device.

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#tv #Commentary #tvshow #halloween #Podcast #thunderinparadise #1994 #hulk #hulkhogan

(Ep. 260): Jack-O - Movie Commentary: October 2025

Mon, 20 Oct 2025 19:12:41 -0700

Its Matt's Bday so lets watch a horror movie must people might skip on.

Watch the movie here: https://youtu.be/nRzYn5a-2c8?si=aCPo095GAwGWrBuk

Jack-O | 1995 Grave robbers unwittingly awaken two evil spirits, one a warlock hanged for murder nearly 100 years earlier. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113449/

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#movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #halloween #Podcast #jacko #1995 #funnymovies

(Ep. 260): Jack-O - Movie Commentary with Movie: October 2025

Mon, 20 Oct 2025 19:10:48 -0700

Its Matt's Bday so lets watch a horror movie must people might skip on.

Watch the movie here: https://youtu.be/nRzYn5a-2c8?si=aCPo095GAwGWrBuk

Jack-O | 1995 Grave robbers unwittingly awaken two evil spirits, one a warlock hanged for murder nearly 100 years earlier. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113449/

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#movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #halloween #Podcast #jacko #1995 #funnymovies

Simply 15 | Ep. 54 - Our Must-Watch Movie: Halloween

Wed, 15 Oct 2025 23:09:11 -0700

With Halloween approaching, what movies do you watch during this time.

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#Halloween #Horror

(Ep. 259): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - October 2025

Wed, 01 Oct 2025 04:51:00 -0700

A special Halloween edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast comes early! We talk about Tylenol...Golden Girls...Frankenstein...boy we have been gone a while haven't we?

(Ep. 258): Princess Cut 2: Hearts on Fire - Movie Commentary with Audio: Sep 2025

Sat, 20 Sep 2025 20:12:34 -0700

Its DJ's Bday so lets watch a Christian movie and laugh our asses off.

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio) Watch the movie here: https://youtu.be/ncu9E9W0Q5E?si=6fD3O3BSvR3VbbEP

Princess Cut 2: Hearts on Fire | 2021
Robert and Lauren Anderson are finally pregnant after years of trying to start a family, but Lauren is concerned that she won't be able to maintain her boutique business and be a good mother.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7988412/

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#movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #god #Podcast #christian #jesus #funnymovies

(Ep. 258): Princess Cut 2: Hearts on Fire - Movie Commentary: Sep 2025

Sat, 20 Sep 2025 20:12:29 -0700

Its DJ's Bday so lets watch a Christian movie and laugh our asses off.

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#movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #god #Podcast #christian #jesus #funnymovies

Simply 15 | Ep. 53 - Our Favorite Movie Commentaries

Mon, 15 Sep 2025 21:16:48 -0700

Today we talk about our favorite movies, moments and surprises we had so far during our Movie Commentaries.

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(Ep. 257): ACTION U.S.A. - Movie Commentary: Sep 2025

Mon, 01 Sep 2025 21:56:12 -0700

Another movie commentary?! Yes, we couldn't resist waiting to watch this gem right away...fuck it was fun.

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ACTION U.S.A | 1989
Two FBI agents (Gregory Scott Cummins, William Hubbard Knight) protect the fleeing girlfriend (Barri Murphy) of a jewel thief slain by gangsters. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096757/

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#movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #actionusa #action #80s #funnymovies

(Ep. 257): ACTION U.S.A. - Movie Commentary with Audio: Sep 2025

Mon, 01 Sep 2025 21:55:53 -0700

Another movie commentary?! Yes, we couldn't resist waiting to watch this gem right away...fuck it was fun.

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#movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #actionusa #action #80s #funnymovies

(Ep. 256): Revenge of the Ninja - Movie Commentary with Audio: Aug 2025

Thu, 21 Aug 2025 11:48:58 -0700

The end of Cannon summer is here...don't be upset, these fight scenes are awesomesauce!

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Revenge of the Ninja | 1983
A Japanese gallery owner denies his violent ninja heritage and tries to start afresh until American drug traffickers kidnap his young son.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086192/

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#movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #revengeoftheninja #action #Ninja #cannonfilms

(Ep. 256): Revenge of the Ninja - Movie Commentary: Aug 2025

Thu, 21 Aug 2025 11:48:56 -0700

The end of Cannon summer is here...don't be upset, these fight scenes are awesomesauce!

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#movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #revengeoftheninja #action #Ninja #cannonfilms

Simply 15 | Ep. 52 - WEAPONS

Fri, 15 Aug 2025 13:22:08 -0700

Today DJ sells us on the new film WEAPONS. We haven't seen DJ this excited about something since he picked up a Cordon Bleu sandwich and went to the theater for the classic 1995 movie Showgirls.

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#Weapons #Review #zachcregger #juliagarner #aldenehrenreich #joshbrolin #BenedictWong

(Ep. 255): Ninja III: The Domination - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: July 2025

Sun, 20 Jul 2025 10:49:52 -0700

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We continue our Cannon Summer...Ninja edition with Ninja III a film that I think we can all agree is a must watch. 80s Ninja, in a desert, lots of killing and spirits that would make Spirit Halloween frightened.

Ninja III: The Domination | 1984
A woman with ESP and an interest in ancient Japanese culture becomes possessed by the spirit of an evil warrior. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087805/

Full movie:https://archive.org/details/ninja.-iii.-the.-domination.-1984.1080p.-blu-ray.-h-264.-aac-rarbg

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#movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #Ninja3 #action #Ninja #cannonfilms

(Ep. 255): Ninja III: The Domination - Movie Commentary: July 2025

Sun, 20 Jul 2025 10:49:48 -0700

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Ninja III: The Domination | 1984
A woman with ESP and an interest in ancient Japanese culture becomes possessed by the spirit of an evil warrior. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087805/

Full movie:https://archive.org/details/ninja.-iii.-the.-domination.-1984.1080p.-blu-ray.-h-264.-aac-rarbg

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#movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #Ninja3 #action #Ninja #cannonfilms

Simply 15 | Ep. 51 - 2025 Fantasia International Film Festival

Tue, 15 Jul 2025 23:19:34 -0700

Today we sit down and talk about the films we are looking forward to watching at this year's Fantasia International Film Festival!

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#fantasia #movies #film #festival #podcast #Rewrite #Holdthefort #SchoolDuel #Goodgame

#Flush #Anythingthatmoves #appartemnet8 #Loser #Bodyguards #Redman #$Postions
#Theark #Beautysleep #Fucktoys

(Ep. 254): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - July 2025

Tue, 01 Jul 2025 13:22:00 -0700

It's pie in the sky July. The team here at Simplistic Reviews are steeped in Summer shenanigans. An elephant gets taken, bullshit may get believable, and something wild might be a Joker. That and we question our own reality. All that and more on another episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

(Ep. 253): Enter the Ninja - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: June 2025

Fri, 20 Jun 2025 19:35:28 -0700

We are back with another Cannon Summer! Nothing like sitting inside with a ice cold drink watching Cannon films, especially a film with ninjas and Franco Nero.

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Enter the Ninja | 1981
Cole (Franco Nero) is a former American military operative who's just finished his training in ninjutsu in Japan. He heads to the Philippines to visit an old army buddy (Alex Courtney) and his seductive wife (Susan George), who are living on a large property targeted by a wealthy CEO, Charles Venarius (Christopher George), for oil drilling. When Cole fights off his stooges, Venarius recruits Cole's old ninjutsu school rival, the vicious Hasegawa (Shô Kosugi), leading to an explosive showdown.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082332/

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#movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #entertheninja #action #scifi #FrancoNero #Ninja #cannonfilms

(Ep. 253): Enter the Ninja - Movie Commentary: June 2025

Fri, 20 Jun 2025 19:35:27 -0700

We are back with another Cannon Summer! Nothing like sitting inside with a ice cold drink watching Cannon films, especially a film with ninjas and Franco Nero.

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#movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #entertheninja #action #scifi #FrancoNero #Ninja #cannonfilms

Simply 15 | Ep. 50 - Fanbase: Bitching and Moaning

Sun, 15 Jun 2025 13:00:00 -0700

Happy Father's Day! Today 3 doggie fathers bitch about people bitching.

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#Theaters #movies #superman #movie #hollywood #WB #film #manofsteel #starwars #fanboys #fans #twitter #snyder #snydercut

(Ep. 252): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - June 2025

Sun, 01 Jun 2025 04:36:00 -0700

On the June episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys bring back and old game, play a new game, meet the new Pope, discuss a new Sherlock Holmes, question the lack of TV racism in the 60s, belittle Ironheart, and revitalize the insult "twerp". All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

(Ep. 251): Lady Terminator - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: May 2025

Tue, 20 May 2025 22:03:14 -0700

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Ever wonder what kind of movie you would get when you mix a story line of a 100 year old spirit and parts right from Terminator... all set in Asia. Well hell today is your lucky day.

Lady Terminator | 1988
An Indonesian spirit uses the body of her enemy's granddaughter to fulfill a 100-year-old curse of death and destruction.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095483/

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#movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #Terminator #action #scifi #LadyTerminator #asia #asianmovies

(Ep. 251): Lady Terminator - Movie Commentary: May 2025

Tue, 20 May 2025 22:03:12 -0700

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Ever wonder what kind of movie you would get when you mix a story line of a 100 year old spirit and parts right from Terminator... all set in Asia. Well hell today is your lucky day.

Lady Terminator | 1988
An Indonesian spirit uses the body of her enemy's granddaughter to fulfill a 100-year-old curse of death and destruction.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095483/

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#movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #Terminator #action #scifi #LadyTerminator #asia #asianmovies

Simply 15 | Ep. 49 - Death of Theaters

Thu, 15 May 2025 04:15:00 -0700

The death of the movie theater experience seems to be in full effect. What will bring people back? Cheaper tickets, popcorn buckets or maybe good movies.

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#Theaters #movies #missionimpossible #tomcruise #tomcruisefan #ethanhunt #tomcruiseforever #tomcruisemovie #topgun #missionimpossiblefallout #tomcruisestyle #tomcruiselover #tomcruiseedit #topgunmaverick #movie #movies #hollywood #rebeccaferguson #film #jackreacher #tomcruiseuniverse #alita #henrycavill #missionimpossibleroguenation #tom #missionimpossibledeadreckoning #cinema #fallout #superman #maverick

(Ep. 250): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - May 2025

Thu, 01 May 2025 04:18:00 -0700

May is here, which means it's Star Wars month once again at Simplistic Reviews. The boys celebrate a galaxy far far away by...well...comparing it to soccer clubs...angrily ranting about missteps done to Andor...joking about Columbo and towels received in the mail...and many more things that we promise are Star Wars related. At least Star Wars adjacent. With special appearances by Heather Baxendale-Walsh, Harrison Ford, and Peter Falk. It's enough to have two overweight men in their 40s fighting clumsily in the lobby of a movie theater with plastic replica lightsabers.

(Ep. 249): Light Blast - Movie Commentary: April 2025

Sun, 20 Apr 2025 18:00:00 -0700

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)

After we watched Erik Estrada in Do or Die and we came across an Italian sci-fi film about a mad scientist invents a death ray, starring the Estrada. We just had to watch this film, damn was it a blast of a time. So fucking fun!

Light Blast | 1985
A crazed physician invents a death ray and threatens to destroy San Francisco unless he is paid $10 million.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088940/

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#movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #LightBlast #action #scifi #estrada #Italian #chips

(Ep. 249): Light Blast - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: April 2025

Sun, 20 Apr 2025 18:00:00 -0700

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Light Blast | 1985
A crazed physician invents a death ray and threatens to destroy San Francisco unless he is paid $10 million.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088940/

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#movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #LightBlast #action #scifi #estrada #Italian #chips

Simply 15 | Ep. 48 - Simply Deadpool: Part 3 of 3 The Final Reckoning

Tue, 15 Apr 2025 11:41:26 -0700

Today we make our final picks in the form of almost an whole hour long video on this 15min podcast, hey why keep dragging this out (I think we did enough already). So here is part 3 of 3 of our picks for the 2025 Simply Deadpool draft.

Picks our locked in on the inaugural 2025 draft! Who will win...or die?
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#deadpool
#draft
#podcast
#pdiddy
#TommyLeejones
#Rkelly
#ozzy
#Robertwagner
#justinbieber
#Cher
#trump
#buzzaldrin
#kingcharles

(Ep. 248): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - April 2025

Tue, 01 Apr 2025 04:20:00 -0700

On the April edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Simplistic Reviews Historian, Freddy Maas, returns to help fill in for the vacationing Justin Polizzi. And immediately Freddy is thrust into a conversation about buttplugs. Like, almost immediately. We also answer another question from Freddy's Dads On The Rocks cohost, Andre Fernandez. We tackle possible futures in Hollywood news stories with Believable or Bullshit. And we try to remember the names of characters in MCU movies without stroking out like the film Scanners. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

(Ep. 247): Ninja Vengeance - Movie Commentary: March 2025

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 03:00:00 -0700

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)

When you see a movie about a ninja and his fight against the KKK...you watch it!

Ninja Vengeance | 1993? or 1988?
When a martial arts expert discovers a corrupt sheriff and his cronies beating a young student to death in a small Southern town, he decides to teach them and the local KKK a hard-hitting lesson.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095745/

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#movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #NinjaVengeance #action #ninja #kkk

Simply 15 | Ep. 47 - Simply Deadpool: Part 2 of 3

Sat, 15 Mar 2025 02:00:00 -0700

We have decided to make it 20 picks per person to make the competition more competitive. Here is part 2 of 3 of our picks for the 2025 Simply Deadpool draft. Currently, Matt is in the lead from the Gene pick (Seinfeld anyone?) plus the bonus 10 points for the first death of the year....you do you think is next?!

Next month we will complete our inaugural 2025 draft, list is located on our site: www.Simplistic.Reviews

#deadpool
#draft
#podcast
#popefrancis
#charliesheen
#frankievalli
#mypillow
#clinteastwood
#harveyweinstein
#hulkhogan

(Ep. 246): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - March 2025

Sat, 01 Mar 2025 04:00:00 -0800

On the March episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys are joined once again by Simplistic Reviews Historian, Freddy Maas. He puts us through our paces again with another edition of Simply Accountable. Julie goes all in on Harrison Ford. DJ obsesses again on Ali Larter and an Asian Sherlock Holmes. Justin discovers who is truly after Robert Zemeckis. And Matt besmirches David Zaslov about his weight. All that and more on this drunken uncle edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

(Ep. 245): Tough and Deadly - Movie Commentary: February 2025

Thu, 20 Feb 2025 15:00:00 -0800

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Steven Seagal, Cynthia Rothrock, Michael Dudikoff and Steve James...now some Billy Blanks, that's right Mr. Tae Bo himself! Today we start with a team up movie, well straight to video with Roddy Piper and the director of Martial Law (staring Cynthia Rothrock,).

Tough and Deadly | 1995
A private investigator is contracted by a CIA agent suffering from amnesia in order to reveal a suspected case of drug smuggling involving influential members of the CIA and government.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114706/

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#movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #governmentjobs #action #government #cia #BillyBlanks #roddypiper #PhilMorris #JackieChiles #Seinfeld #JamesKaren

(Ep. 245): Tough and Deadly - Movie Commentary with Movie: February 2025

Thu, 20 Feb 2025 15:00:00 -0800

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#movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #governmentjobs #action #government #cia #BillyBlanks #roddypiper #PhilMorris #JackieChiles #Seinfeld #JamesKaren

Simply 15 | Ep. 46 - Simply Deadpool: Part 1 of 3

Sat, 15 Feb 2025 12:00:00 -0800

Who do you think will win? Start placing your bets now! Today we piss off a few people and the whole concept of a 15 minute podcast by going 22 minutes of 5 rounds for the 2025 Simply Deadpool draft. Since February is the time of love, we figured now would be a good time to play (since this is pretty morbid and all).

Next month we will complete the next rounds of our draft, final list will be located on our site www.Simplistic.Reviews

#deadpool
#draft
#podcast
#billcosby
#genehackman
#brucewillis
#britneyspears
#kanyewest

(Ep. 244): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - February 2025

Sat, 01 Feb 2025 04:40:00 -0800

The 2025 season premiere of The Season Reviews Podcast is here! Back from vacation. Back from the brink. Back and ready to talk about everything from the world of entertainment. Did you miss us? Well, we missed you.

(Ep. 243): Do or Die - Movie Commentary with Movie: December 2024

Fri, 20 Dec 2024 20:22:14 -0800

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This year we won't end it with scratch offs, nor wheel of doom, or mystery movie...today we play a new game called Fuck It! We watch the movie we want to watch and what better film to watch then a mother fucking Andy Sidaris Motion Picture! It has been one hell of a year, lets end it on a good note, with bullets, babes and explosions to ring in 2025!

Do or Die | 1991
Two American special agents struggle to avoid getting killed by six teams of deadly assassins hired by a Japanese crime lord.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101744/

#movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #doordie #action #AndySidaris #PatMorita #ErikEstrada #DonaSpeir

(Ep. 243): Do or Die - Movie Commentary: December 2024

Fri, 20 Dec 2024 20:22:08 -0800

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Do or Die | 1991
Two American special agents struggle to avoid getting killed by six teams of deadly assassins hired by a Japanese crime lord.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101744/

#movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #doordie #action #AndySidaris #PatMorita #ErikEstrada #DonaSpeir

Simply 15 | Ep. 45 - Top 3 Christmas Movies (We must watch every year)

Sun, 15 Dec 2024 10:33:36 -0800

Happy Holidays, Ya Filthy Bastards!

Today on Simply15 we talk about our top 3 Holiday/Christmas movies we just have to watch every year. How about you, do you have a top 3 you must just watch every year?

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#chirstmas #holidays #chirstmasmovies #diehard #christmasstory #Lethalweapon #elf #thenightnefore #badsanta #christmasvacation

(Ep. 242): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - December 2024

Sun, 01 Dec 2024 05:00:00 -0800

For the final Simplistic Reviews podcast of the year, we made a double-stuffed episode full of holiday cheer, jeer, and sneers. We do an ode to the Guy Ritchie classic, Snatch. We give out thoughts on the Kendrick Lamar and Drake beef. We marvel at the everlasting beauty of Ali Larter. We discuss, once again, the Muppet with AIDs. And we have an entertainment draft where you won't believe who Justin selects on his team. All that and more on this holiday episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

(Ep. 241): Pass Thru - Movie Commentary with Audio: November 2024

Wed, 20 Nov 2024 20:53:02 -0800

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It's that time of the year! November ... which brings us a early Christmas gift, NEIL MOTHER FUCKING BREEN! FUCK YEAH! Except this year we got a lump of coal called Pass Thru...ugh.

Pass Thru | 2016
An artificial intelligence from the future visits the Earth to kill all humans.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5445074/

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#Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #NeilBreen #PassThru

(Ep. 241): Pass Thru - Movie Commentary: November 2024

Wed, 20 Nov 2024 20:52:59 -0800

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It's that time of the year! November ... which brings us a early Christmas gift, NEIL MOTHER FUCKING BREEN! FUCK YEAH! Except this year we got a lump of coal called Pass Thru...ugh.

Pass Thru | 2016
An artificial intelligence from the future visits the Earth to kill all humans.
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#Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #NeilBreen #PassThru

Simply 15 | Ep. 44 - Inside the PodcasterStudio - Matthew Stewart (Part 2 of 2)

Fri, 15 Nov 2024 13:00:00 -0800

Happy Simply15 day! We know you're blown away on how we stretched this thing into 2 parts, hey we almost made it a 3 part because we know everyone loves Matthew. Well we are over it so we present to you part 2 of a 2 part series on Matthew Stewart here at the PodcasterStudio. Join our students as we dive back into those burning questions you have been wondering all these years. Sit back and take some notes!

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(Ep. 240): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - November 2024

Fri, 01 Nov 2024 04:17:00 -0700

On the November edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys get into some international intrigue with a new game called Where In The F&*k Is Justin Polizzi. They also point out how homophobic Teen Wolf is, how racist Liam Neeson was, and how the Hollywood term "vehicle" is overused. All that and more on another edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

(Ep. 239): Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: Oct 2024

Sun, 20 Oct 2024 12:00:00 -0700

Halloween is right around the corner and what better way to get into the spirit then a good old slasher of a sequel of a movie we enjoyed watching. Get that flashlight ready, and check that sleeping bag for snakes, we are going back to camp!

Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers | 1988
Angela Baker (Pamela Springsteen), a psychotic transsexual, escapes from a mental hospital and surfaces at a summer camp as a counselor who lectures her teenage charges on proper moral behavior. Those teens who break her strict rules -- from the camp chatterbox or a sex-obsessed girl to the boys who are peeping Toms -- are murdered by the impostor in various gruesome ways. As more campers go missing, intrepid counselor Molly (Renee Estevez) begins to piece together the truth.

IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096118/

#MovieCommentary #scarymovie #sleepawaycamp #sleepawaycamp2 #80s #1988 #slasher #horrorstories #horror #teenagers

(Ep. 239): Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers - Movie Commentary: Oct 2024

Sun, 20 Oct 2024 12:00:00 -0700

IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096118/

#MovieCommentary #scarymovie #sleepawaycamp #sleepawaycamp2 #80s #1988 #slasher #horrorstories #horror #teenagers

Simply 15 | Ep. 43 - Inside the PodcasterStudio - Matthew Stewart (Part 1 of 2)

Tue, 15 Oct 2024 15:00:00 -0700

Today we go past the 15mins and present to you part 1 of a 2 part series on Matthew Stewart here at the PodcasterStudio. Join our students as we dive deep into the big questions you have been wondering all these years. Sit back and enjoy!

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(Ep. 238): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - October 2024

Tue, 01 Oct 2024 04:56:00 -0700

On this Halloween edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Freddy Maas from the Dad's On The Rocks Podcast joins us...so does the ghost of Stan Lee, Jigsaw, Annie Wilkes, and many more. We discuss Green Lantern, The Penguin, and have a horror movie franchise King of the Mountain in another round of Simply Pull The Plug. Let's see if we can scare up some laughs with this brand-new episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

(Ep. 237): Wheel Of Doom (Sequel September) - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: Sept 2024

Fri, 20 Sep 2024 02:00:00 -0700

It's Sequel September! We dusted off the Wheel of Doom to put our fate in its hands. What does the wheel from hell have in store for us today? Lets find out!

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#MovieCommentary #podcast #podcastepisode #cynthiarothrock #martialarts #action #90s

(Ep. 237): Wheel Of Doom (Sequel September) - Movie Commentary: Sept 2024

Fri, 20 Sep 2024 02:00:00 -0700

It's Sequel September! We dusted off the Wheel of Doom to put our fate in its hands. What does the wheel from hell have in store for us today? Lets find out!

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#MovieCommentary #podcast #podcastepisode #cynthiarothrock #martialarts #action #90s

Simply 15 | Ep. 42 - TV Theme Songs

Sun, 15 Sep 2024 02:00:00 -0700

Have a favorite TV theme song? Or a hated theme song? Today we talk about ours.

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#tv #Hollywood #FilmIndustry #MovieNews #FilmReview #BehindTheScenes #Director #MoviePodcast #FilmPodcast
#PodcastEpisode #PodcastShow #ListenNow #PodcastLife

(Ep. 236): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - September 2024

Sun, 01 Sep 2024 04:11:00 -0700

Sequel September on the Simplistic Reviews Podcast starts off with a bang. The boys delve into everything from John Madden to John Matrix. From Tony Scott to Ridley Scott. From Rachel Zegler to Herpes. No correlation whatsoever there. We also honor Batman's Anniversary with the vocal stylings of Optimus Solo himself. All that and some sequel trivia shoved in...on this brand new episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

(Ep. 235): Hero and the Terror - Movie Commentary with Audio: Aug 2024

Tue, 20 Aug 2024 02:02:00 -0700

Today is the last day of Cannon summer! Cannon and Chuck Norris go together like chocolate and peanut, so what better way to end with some Norris...well its not the best film and goes slow once we hit the middle. Not the worst but Chuck has better films.

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Hero and the Terror | 1988

When a woman is murdered in the same fashion as a presumed dead serial killer dubbed `The Terror', LA policeman Danny `Hero' O'Brien believes the killer is still alive and searches for his old nemesis.

IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095296/

#MovieCommentary #CannonFilms #heroandtheterror #serialkiller #hero #80s #1988 #chucknorris #action #stevejames #detective

(Ep. 235): Hero and the Terror - Movie Commentary: Aug 2024

Tue, 20 Aug 2024 02:01:00 -0700

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Hero and the Terror | 1988

IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095296/

#MovieCommentary #CannonFilms #heroandtheterror #serialkiller #hero #80s #1988 #chucknorris #action #stevejames #detective

Simply 15 | Ep. 41 - Fantasia International Film Festival 2024

Thu, 15 Aug 2024 02:00:00 -0700

It's that time of the year again! Matt and Justin talk about the event of the year, the awesome sauce that is the Fantasia International Film Festival 2024.

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#Fantasia #FilmFestival #FantasiaFestival #Fantasia2024
#tv #Hollywood #FilmIndustry #MovieNews #FilmReview #BehindTheScenes #Director #MoviePodcast #FilmPodcast
#PodcastEpisode #PodcastShow #ListenNow #PodcastLife

(Ep. 234): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - August 2024

Thu, 01 Aug 2024 09:44:00 -0700

Before Summer comes to a close, check out another red hot episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. I know, that sounds sexual...and it is. You will lose your virginity listening to the boys discuss STD puppets, porno versions of Indiana Jones, GoldenEye pickup lines, and much much more.

(Ep. 233): Fifty/Fifty - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: July 2024

Sat, 20 Jul 2024 04:00:00 -0700

Welcome back to a Cannon summer! Today we continue our Cannon films with a buddy comedy that brings Airplane and Robocop together. Who would of thought it was turn out so amazing. This one was fun!

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Fifty/Fifty | 1992

Two soldiers of fortune (Peter Weller, Robert Hays) set out on a mission to depose a Far East military leader, but they are double-crossed.

IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106902/

#MovieCommentary #CannonFilms #fiftyfifty #buddycomedy #fifty #90s #1992 #PeterWeller #action #RobertHays #teamup #funny

(Ep. 233): Fifty/Fifty - Movie Commentary: July 2024

Sat, 20 Jul 2024 04:00:00 -0700

Welcome back to a Cannon summer! Today we continue our Cannon films with a buddy comedy that brings Airplane and Robocop together. Who would of thought it was turn out so amazing. This one was fun!

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Fifty/Fifty | 1992

Two soldiers of fortune (Peter Weller, Robert Hays) set out on a mission to depose a Far East military leader, but they are double-crossed.

IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106902/

#MovieCommentary #CannonFilms #fiftyfifty #buddycomedy #fifty #90s #1992 #PeterWeller #action #RobertHays #teamup #funny

Simply 15 | Ep. 40 - Simply Smorgasborg*

Mon, 15 Jul 2024 02:00:00 -0700

Welcome to a Simply Smorgasborg*!

We go on a *smorgasbord rant about Gladiator 2, B.O.R.G, movie theater and Horizon part 1, 2, 3 and 4!

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(Ep. 232): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - July 2024

Mon, 01 Jul 2024 04:01:00 -0700

On this firecracker episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys are joined by Simplistic Reviews Historian, Freddy Maas. Freddy brings some clips from some of our older shows and play a new game sure to embarrass everyone involved called Simply Accountable. We also do some switching of fictional characters with Simplistic Switcheroo. We also cash in on the box office success of Inside Out 2 and the death of Donald Sutherland with two sketches dedicated to each. All that and more on this brand new episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

(Ep. 231): Avenging Force - Movie Commentary: June 2024

Thu, 20 Jun 2024 05:00:00 -0700

Welcome to a Cannon summer! To start off this event we decided to pull out a movie with familiar faces from a favorite series. American Ninja's Michael Dudikoff and Steve James teams up in one hell of a fun movie, fucked up but damn fun to watch.

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Avenging Force | 1986

A former agent heads to the Louisiana bayou to track down and destroy the right-wing vigilantes who killed his partner.

IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090678/

#MovieCommentary #CannonFilms #MichaelDudikoff #SteveJames #JamesBooth #JohnPryan #rightwing #Louisiana #action #80s

(Ep. 231): Avenging Force - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: June 2024

Thu, 20 Jun 2024 05:00:00 -0700

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Avenging Force | 1986

A former agent heads to the Louisiana bayou to track down and destroy the right-wing vigilantes who killed his partner.

IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090678/

#MovieCommentary #CannonFilms #MichaelDudikoff #SteveJames #JamesBooth #JohnPryan #rightwing #Louisiana #action #80s

Simply 15 | Ep. 39 - STAR WARS...is dead!

Sat, 15 Jun 2024 07:00:00 -0700

In this video, we delve into the controversial topic of how Disney's acquisition of Star Wars has impacted the beloved franchise into a galactic dumpster fire? From questionable character arcs to plot holes big enough to fly the Millennium Falcon through and comedic missteps.Today we explore the galaxy of reasons why Disney has sent Star Wars to the Dark Side. Why? Because the magic of Star Wars has been killed off...Star Wars is dead.

#starwarsgalaxies #disney #theacolyte #themandalorian #obiwankenobi #forceawakens #thelastjedi #skywalker #podcast #shortpodcast #starwars

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(Ep. 230): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - June 2024

Sat, 01 Jun 2024 09:00:00 -0700

Schools out for summer…but the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back for…ever! On this episode, the boys are graced by the presence of the Voice of the Universe…an entity who has seriously got the hots for Sydney Sweeney. We find out the real reason behind why that Coyote Vs. Acme movie was shelved. And Hollywood’s fresh, new, young comic star closes out the show with a couple of sets of Cretaceous comedy that’ll have you going extinct from laughter. We present you T-Rex Dice Clay. All that and more on a brand new episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

(Ep. 229): Cockfighter - Movie Commentary: May 2024

Mon, 20 May 2024 09:00:00 -0700

🎥🐓 3 Dudes with 1 Cockfighter: The Ultimate Silent Showdown!

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With the passing of Roger Corman, we picked the funnest title for today's commentary. Ever wonder what happens when three guys sit down to chat about a movie that's banned worldwide and hilariously titled Cockfighter? Well, wonder no more! Join us as we dive into this wild tale of a man who takes a vow of silence until he wins...yes, you guessed it...a cockfighting event.

Expect laughs, awkward silences, and a whole lot of talk about cocks! (The feathered kind, of course!) 🐔

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Cockfighter - Movie Commentary with Movie Video and Audio - https://youtu.be/ga6zL18t7g0

Cockfighter - Movie Commentary with Movie Video - https://youtu.be/BZuMmYF32mY

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#Cockfighter #podcast #rogercorman #movie #commentary

(Ep. 229): Cockfighter - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: May 2024

Mon, 20 May 2024 09:00:00 -0700

🎥🐓 3 Dudes with 1 Cockfighter: The Ultimate Silent Showdown!

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Expect laughs, awkward silences, and a whole lot of talk about cocks! (The feathered kind, of course!) 🐔

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#Cockfighter #podcast #rogercorman #movie #commentary

Simply 15 | Ep. 38 - Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

Wed, 15 May 2024 19:42:26 -0700

Listen to two grown men dissecting the cinematic masterpiece, "Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes" – and by dissecting, we mean agreeing that it's... fine. 🦍🍿 Join us as we dive into this epic tale of monkeys with their agendas. Grab some bananas and enjoy the monkey business! 🙈🎬

#PlanetOfTheApes #MovieReview #podcast #shortpodcast

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(Ep. 228): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - May 2024

Wed, 01 May 2024 05:22:00 -0700

May is always Star Wars month here at Simplistic Reviews. So, enjoy some of our galactic piss takes at the galaxy far far away.

(Ep. 227): C.I.A. Code Name: Alexa - Movie Commentary: April 2024

Sat, 20 Apr 2024 11:00:00 -0700

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OJ Simpson finally died. Yea!!! What better way to celebrate his death then making fun of him with a cheesy 90s action movie...spoiler alert OJ is the better actor.

C.I.A. Code Name: Alexa | 1992
Terrorist Alexa (Kathleen Kinmont) could be useful to a CIA man (Lorenzo Lamas), but she's in the custody of a Los Angeles detective (O.J. Simpson).

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#Movie #Commentary #OJSimpson #Podcast #LorenzoLamas #action #cops #1992 #CIA #codenamealexa #renegade

(Ep. 227): C.I.A. Code Name: Alexa - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: April 2024

Sat, 20 Apr 2024 11:00:00 -0700

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OJ Simpson finally died. Yea!!! What better way to celebrate his death then making fun of him with a cheesy 90s action movie...spoiler alert OJ is the better actor.

C.I.A. Code Name: Alexa | 1992
Terrorist Alexa (Kathleen Kinmont) could be useful to a CIA man (Lorenzo Lamas), but she's in the custody of a Los Angeles detective (O.J. Simpson).

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#Movie #Commentary #OJSimpson #Podcast #LorenzoLamas #action #cops #1992 #CIA #codenamealexa #renegade

Simply 15 | Ep. 37 - Norm and OJ

Mon, 15 Apr 2024 20:02:40 -0700

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A podcast in 15 minute-ish!

Enjoy a collection of one-liners and jokes that take aim at O.J. and the media frenzy surrounding him from Norm.

#ojsimpson #norm #normmacdonald #ShortPodcast #Podcast

(Ep. 226): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - April 2024

Mon, 01 Apr 2024 09:00:00 -0700

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back for April, to fool you, once again, into thinking that it's a legitimate podcast. The boys break down the new Roadhouse film. They discuss the litany of trailers that have come out since they were last on. DJ is guilted into his weird infatuation with Anne Hathaway. They dive into the depraved downfall of Nickelodeon. And Matthew recites his favorite Vin Diesel lines of all time. All that and more...or less...who can tell at this point...on the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

(Ep. 225): Martial Law - - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: March 2024

Wed, 20 Mar 2024 14:00:00 -0700

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Unfortunately this one is a bore...but hey Cynthia Rothrock is in it. We tired, they aren't all winners.

Martial Law | 1990
Expert karate-trained police officers in Los Angeles hunt a career criminal who runs a cartel-for-hire business and is also the master of a deadly technique.

#Movie #Commentary #CynthiaRothrock #Podcast #MartialLaw #action #cops #1990 #american #Ninja

(Ep. 225): Martial Law - Movie Commentary: March 2024

Wed, 20 Mar 2024 14:00:00 -0700

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Unfortunately this one is a bore...but hey Cynthia Rothrock is in it. We tired, they aren't all winners.

Martial Law | 1990
Expert karate-trained police officers in Los Angeles hunt a career criminal who runs a cartel-for-hire business and is also the master of a deadly technique.

#Movie #Commentary #CynthiaRothrock #Podcast #MartialLaw #action #cops #1990 #american #Ninja

Simply 15 | Ep. 36 - Our Least Favorite Movie Commentary

Fri, 15 Mar 2024 17:02:53 -0700

A podcast in 15 minutes!

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As we head toward recording our 100th episode of our Simplistic Reviews Movie Commentary, we each bring up our least favorite movie commentary that we've watched over the years...yippee.

Do you have a least favorite of ours?

#Movie #ShortPodcast #Podcast #commentary #Review

(Ep. 224): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - March 2024

Fri, 01 Mar 2024 09:00:00 -0800

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast kicks off March with special guest Freddy Maas from the Dads On The Rocks Podcast. The gang have an in-depth discussion about the brand new KFC entre...the Chizza. They also get practically every sitcom family to fight to the death. And also reveal the real reason why PeeWee Herman could not pleasure himself at home. All that and more on another crazy episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

(Ep. 223): Action Jackson - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: Feb 2024

Tue, 20 Feb 2024 11:30:00 -0800

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Carl Weathers has sadly passed. The gang came together to start to dive into his incredible movies.

Action Jackson | 1988
Due to the use of excessive force in arresting a sexual predator, Detective Lt. Jericho "Action" Jackson (Carl Weathers) is demoted to police sergeant. What's worse, the father of the man he roughed up, Detroit industrialist Peter Dellaplane (Craig T. Nelson), declares war on Jackson, framing him for the murder of his own wife, Patrice (Sharon Stone). But Jericho manages to elude arrest and, with the help of a drug-addicted singer named Sydney (Vanity), goes after Dellaplane.

#Movie #Commentary #carlweathers #Podcast #actionjackson #action #Vanity #1980 #CraigTNelson #sharonstone

(Ep. 223): Action Jackson - Movie Commentary: Feb 2024

Tue, 20 Feb 2024 11:30:00 -0800

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Carl Weathers has sadly passed. The gang came together to start to dive into his incredible movies.

#Movie #Commentary #carlweathers #Podcast #actionjackson #action #Vanity #1980 #CraigTNelson #sharonstone

Simply 15 | Ep. 35 - Carl Weathers

Thu, 15 Feb 2024 11:30:00 -0800

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A podcast in 15 minutes!

Carl Weathers 1948-2024

#carlweathers #ShortPodcast #Podcast #2024 #TV #movies

(Ep. 222): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - February 2024

Thu, 01 Feb 2024 09:00:00 -0800

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back! I know. Why? So we can tell you about a new term called choke jerk. And debate the blandness of the show Echo. And put in our three cents on the Barbie Oscar snub controversy. That's right. All things you don't care about. All that and more on the 2024 debut episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

(Ep. 221): Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers - Movie Commentary: Jan 2024

Sat, 20 Jan 2024 16:00:00 -0800

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They boys have been "good" this year, so Santa brought them something special! Today Matt's gift gets popped into the VCR.

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Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers | 1988
A private eye (Jay Richardson) finds a runaway (Linnea Quigley) working in a strip joint, part of a madman's (Gunnar Hansen) cult of chainsaw worship.

#Movie #Commentary #LinneaQuigley #Podcast #Hollywood #Chainsaw #Hookers #HollywoodChainsawHookers #horror #comedy

(Ep. 221): Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: Jan 2024

Sat, 20 Jan 2024 16:00:00 -0800

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They boys have been "good" this year, so Santa brought them something special! Today Matt's gift gets popped into the VCR.

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers | 1988
A private eye (Jay Richardson) finds a runaway (Linnea Quigley) working in a strip joint, part of a madman's (Gunnar Hansen) cult of chainsaw worship.

#Movie #Commentary #LinneaQuigley #Podcast #Hollywood #Chainsaw #Hookers #HollywoodChainsawHookers #horror #comedy

Simply 15 | Ep. 34 - Entertainment in...2024

Mon, 15 Jan 2024 18:00:00 -0800

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A podcast in 15 minutes!

It's finally 2024! Will entertainment get any better this year? The son of bitches gather around and gab about what is to come.

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#lookingforwardto #ShortPodcast #Podcast #2024 #TV #movies

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast Year In Review

Mon, 25 Dec 2023 09:00:00 -0800

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast Year In Review is a compilation of all the sketches the show produced in 2023. Special thanks to Heather Baxendale-Walsh, Freddy Maas, Jay Cluitt, Mark Hofmeyer, and The Vern for helping us out this year.

(Ep. 220): Silent Night (2023) - Movie Commentary: December 2023

Wed, 20 Dec 2023 13:00:00 -0800

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They boys have been "good" this year, so Santa brought them something special!

Silent Night | 2023
On Christmas Eve, a man witnesses the death of his young son when the boy gets caught in crossfire between warring gangs. Recovering from a wound that cost him his voice, he soon embarks on a bloody and grueling quest to punish those responsible.

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Simply 15 | Ep. 33 - 2023: Year in Review

Fri, 15 Dec 2023 22:45:00 -0800

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A podcast in 15 minutes!

The year of 2023 is over! The douchebags sit down and ramble like old farts on their likes and dislikes.

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#yearinreview #ShortPodcast #Podcast #2023 #godzilla #Barbie #oppenheimer #TheBear #Theholdovers #TV #movies #ShouldIstopTyping

(Ep. 219): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - December 2023

Fri, 01 Dec 2023 09:00:00 -0800

Celebrate the holidays early with a brand new episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. On this special episode, the boys discuss the smorgasbord of trailers they missed. They ruin a little history byy taking a brief look into the history of Woody Harrelson's father. They have a little early Christmas mass with another edition of Simplistic Confessional with Father Polizzi. And, inexplicably, they go on a 10 minute tangent with dueling, deplorable, Donald Trump impersonations. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

(Ep. 218): Fateful Findings - Movie Commentary with Video: November 2023

Mon, 20 Nov 2023 15:44:19 -0800

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It's that time of the year, were happiness over comes the darkness of everyday life. November brings two things, time with family and friends and NEIL MOTHER FUCKING BREEN! FUCK YEAH! This is the masterful Fateful Findings!

#Movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #NeilBreen #FatefulFindings

(Ep. 218): Fateful Findings - Movie Commentary: November 2023

Mon, 20 Nov 2023 15:44:14 -0800

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Simply 15 | Ep. 32 - The Killer

Wed, 15 Nov 2023 15:49:04 -0800

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A podcast in 15 minutes!

David Fincher is back with The Killer, is it good or not? ...its Fincher so it good. Now you don't have to listen.

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#thekiller #ShortPodcast #Podcast #davidfincher #netflix

(Ep. 217): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - November 2023

Wed, 01 Nov 2023 09:00:00 -0700

No Shame November kicks off with the most shameless bastards you've ever or never heard of. This episode, Matthew, DJ, and Justin talk turkey about mostly everything in entertainment. From Frasier to Frankenstein. From Gen V to Hep C...but that's because Valentine caught a little something from a striper. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

Live Watch-along Spooktacular of Five Nights at Freddy’s! - Movie Commentary: October 2023

Sun, 29 Oct 2023 17:17:00 -0700

This year instead of sitting for 12hrs, we got lazy and watched Five Nights at Freddy's...blame Matt!

(Ep. 216): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - October 2023

Sun, 01 Oct 2023 09:57:00 -0700

You know what time it is. Or what month it is. It's Halloween. The freaks are out. And so is the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. We trick. We Treat. We discuss Bond, and Star Wars, and the Robyn Hood(Not a typo) television series. It's an Octoberfest for the ages. Enjoy!

(Ep. 215): Wheel Of Doom (Sequel September) American Ninja 2 - Movie Commentary: September 2023

Wed, 20 Sep 2023 17:31:00 -0700

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Today we pulled out the Wheel of Doom to watch a sequel, an event we do to celebrate the birthday of America's favorite black guy, DJ! Up with the spinning today is Matt who spun and got...

#Movie #Commentary #WheelofDoom #Podcast #Sequels #americanninja #AmericanNinja2

(Ep. 215): Wheel Of Doom (Sequel September) American Ninja 2 - Movie Commentary with Audio: 2023

Wed, 20 Sep 2023 17:30:00 -0700

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Today we pulled out the Wheel of Doom to watch a sequel, an event we do to celebrate the birthday of America's favorite black guy, DJ! Up with the spinning today is Matt who spun and got...

#Movie #Commentary #WheelofDoom #Podcast #Sequels #americanninja #AmericanNinja2

Simply 15 | Ep. 31 - The Cinephile Olympic Games 2

Fri, 15 Sep 2023 10:00:00 -0700

#TheCinephileOlympicGames

We know you hate it so we decided to do it again, this time with the Italian stallion. Round 2 of the Cinephile Olympic games The Party at Kitty and Stud's!

(Ep. 214): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - September 2023

Fri, 01 Sep 2023 09:00:00 -0700

On this month's episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast...JUSTIN IS BACK! And he explains the circumstances of his absence...in graphic detail. Al Pacino pays a visit, Outback Steakhouse gets some shout outs, James Gunn is put on trial, and Matt and Justin try a Sequel September edition of Simple Name Recognition. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

(Ep. 213): Killer Joe - Movie Commentary: August 2023

Sun, 20 Aug 2023 10:42:01 -0700

In celebration of the late great William Friedkin. We sit down with Simplistic Reviews Historian, Freddy Maas to figure out why KFC is as bad as we are told.

oh and of course a personal fav: https://youtu.be/1jPWGEoyJHY

Killer Joe | 2011

A cop (Matthew McConaughey) who moonlights as a hit man agrees to kill the hated mother of a desperate drug dealer (Emile Hirsch) in exchange for a tumble with the young man's virginal sister (Juno Temple).

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#Podcast #MovieCommentary #WilliamFriedkin #killerjoe

Simply 15 | Ep. 30 - The Cinephile Olympic Games

Tue, 15 Aug 2023 20:29:50 -0700

Matt and DJ compete in the first round of the Cinephile Olympic games and test their cinematic prowess under the watchful eye of Simplistic Reviews Historian, Freddy Maas.

(Ep. 212): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - August 2023

Tue, 01 Aug 2023 09:30:00 -0700

On the August edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Freddy Maas, curator and historian of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, guest hosts just long enough to impersonate Jonathan Nolan, try to "Take The F*%king Elephant", call everyone a bastard, play a brand new game called Elevator Pitch, and dig up the grave of Jack Lemmon. All that and more on this Liam Neeson-centered episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast....YOU BASTARD!

Simplistic Interviews: Ep. 016: The Adams Family Talk ”Where the Devil Roams” @ Fantasia 2023

Sun, 30 Jul 2023 08:03:03 -0700

In the edition of Simplistic Sitdown, Matt chats with The Adams Family.

Sure, they're creepy and kooky, and all together spooky, but this filmmaking family were great and their newest film, World Premiering at the 2023 Fantasia Film Festival, 'Where the Devil Roams,' is probably their most creepy and unnerving offering to date.

Toby, Zelda, Lulu and John prove that a family that slays together; stays together.

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The 2023 Fantasia Film Festival runs from July 20th to August 9th.

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(Ep. 211): Invasion U.S.A. - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: July 2023

Thu, 20 Jul 2023 14:00:00 -0700

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Women prepare to get pregnant, men your testosterone is about to jump to abnormal high levels! In one of the bloodiest movies we've watched yet, Chuck Norris and Joseph Zito knock it out of the park with an entertaining action film, that contains a villain who believes shooting dick is the only way to make progress.

Invasion U.S.A. | 1985

is a 1985 American action film produced by Cannon Films, and starring Chuck Norris. It was directed by Joseph Zito. It involves the star fighting off a force of Soviet/Cuban-led guerrillas.

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#Podcast #MovieCommentary #invasionusa #chucknorris

(Ep. 211): Invasion U.S.A. - Movie Commentary: July 2023

Thu, 20 Jul 2023 14:00:00 -0700

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Invasion U.S.A. | 1985

is a 1985 American action film produced by Cannon Films, and starring Chuck Norris. It was directed by Joseph Zito. It involves the star fighting off a force of Soviet/Cuban-led guerrillas.

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#Podcast #MovieCommentary #invasionusa #chucknorris

Simply 15 | Ep. 29 - Gabbing Guys | Fantasia 2023

Sat, 15 Jul 2023 15:00:00 -0700

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A podcast in 15 minutes-ish!

Fantasia 2023 is about to begin. Three guys discuss what they are looking forward to!

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#films #ShortPodcast #Podcast #fantasia #filmfest

(Ep. 210): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - July 2023

Sat, 01 Jul 2023 00:09:00 -0700

On the July episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys let off some fireworks toward RFK Jr., Phoebe Waller Bridge, Bruce Campbell, and each other when discussing the roominess of the Batmobile. All that and more on this Independence Day episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

(Ep. 209): Birdemic: Shock and Terror - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: June 2023

Tue, 20 Jun 2023 15:00:00 -0700

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Never has a film made us feel the way this one did...flat out... this movie makes no sense, in every way...no sense and yet there are 3 more in this series. Fucking hell man!

Birdemic | 2010
A sexy lingerie model and a successful software salesman go on a weekend getaway to a quaint northern California town.

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(Ep. 209): Birdemic: Shock and Terror - Movie Commentary: June 2023

Tue, 20 Jun 2023 15:00:00 -0700

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Never has a film made us feel the way this one did...flat out... this movie makes no sense, in every way...no sense and yet there are 3 more in this series. Fucking hell man!

Birdemic | 2010
A sexy lingerie model and a successful software salesman go on a weekend getaway to a quaint northern California town.

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#Podcast #MovieCommentary #Birdemic

Simply 15 | Ep. 28 - Netflix | The Death of Streaming

Thu, 15 Jun 2023 12:00:00 -0700

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A podcast in 15 minutes-ish!

The day of $30 a month for garbage streaming is upon us...will it work? Even though reports say it is, we believe not in the long-term, this is only the beginning of the end.

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#Max #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Hulu #Netflix

(Ep. 208): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - June 2023

Thu, 01 Jun 2023 09:37:00 -0700

On the June episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, Justin Polizzi returns a married man. We get to the bottom of the person who crashed his wedding by boat. Matthew channels his inner David Lynch. The boys brings back a classic segment in honor of the late great Tina Turner. And DJ and Justin go on a long diatribe about the Fox series The OC. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

(Ep. 207): The Velocipastor - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: May 2023

Sat, 20 May 2023 11:00:00 -0700

Here is the Simplistic Reviews feature length commentary for The Velocipastor. A film 65 Million Sins in the making!

Velocipastor | 2018
After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. Although he is horrified by the new power, a sex worker convinces him to use it to fight crime.

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(Ep. 207): The Velocipastor - Movie Commentary: May 2023

Sat, 20 May 2023 11:00:00 -0700

Here is the Simplistic Reviews feature length commentary for The Velocipastor. A film 65 Million Sins in the making!

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Simply 15 | Ep. 27 - Inside (2023)

Mon, 15 May 2023 20:11:22 -0700

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A podcast in 15 minutes-ish!

Justin is backpacking looking for something that belongs in a museum and DJ and Matt watch the film, Inside featuring Willem Dafoe's dick.

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#Inside #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Hulu #WillemDafore

(Ep. 206): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - May 2023

Mon, 01 May 2023 09:00:00 -0700

It's May! So it's Star Wars month here on the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. With Justin off getting married, Matthew and DJ are joined by the one and only Jay Cluitt. They play a little Overrated/Underrated...play TWO versions of I Don't Care...and let the obscenities fly on another game of Who Gives A F%*k. All that and more on this May the Force Be With You May edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. Special Appearances by Heather Baxendale-Walsh and Mark Hofmeyer.

(Ep. 205): Gotham Knights - Ep.2 | TV Commentary: April 2023

Thu, 20 Apr 2023 12:00:00 -0700

#Podcast #TVCommentary #gothamknights #batman #TV #CW

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According to a recent report, the sun will 'end of the world', a theory going viral on TikTok. Theories about the end of the world have always been around. However, according to TikTok, that could happen this Sunday, April 23 due to a solar storm. While the discourse is extremely alarming, there's some sort of scientific background to it...so yeah bye everyone, Gotham Knights ep. 2 is it! Maybe the sun cannot handle Gotham Knights anymore, just like us.

Gotham Knights | Ep. 2
In an attempt to clear their names, Turner, Duela, Cullen, Harper and Carrie head back to the scene of the crime in search of Bruce Wayne's journals.

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(Ep. 204): Gotham Knights - Ep.1 | TV Commentary: April 2023

Sat, 15 Apr 2023 19:32:40 -0700

#Podcast #TVCommentary #gothamknights #batman #TV #CW

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Since Justin decide to go get married we decided to watch a few episodes of the new CW show Gotham Knights, a show no one wants to watch. Here is Ep. 1 of a show that I'm sure will be canceled by the 8th episode.

Gotham Knights | Ep. 1
Batman is dead, and a powder keg has ignited Gotham City without the Dark Knight to protect it. In the wake of Bruce Wayne's murder, his adopted son Turner Hayes is framed for his killing. With the charismatic and hard-charging District Attorney Harvey Dent and the GCPD hot on his trail, Turner must rely on allies including his best friend and formidable coder Stephanie Brown, and unlikely Batman sidekick Carrie Kelley. However, they soon learn there is a larger, more nefarious force at work within Gotham City. This team of mismatched fugitives must band together to become its next generation of saviors known as the Gotham Knights.

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(Ep. 203): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - April 2023

Sat, 01 Apr 2023 08:04:34 -0700

April Fools don't come more foolish than these three guys. On the Spring Fling edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the guys talk Kanye liking the Jewish people again. They spoof Mario Brothers and Succession at the same time. They play a game of Kill F*%k Marry in honor of Justin getting hitched next month. And they also go to church to confess some sins. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

(Ep. 202): Getting Lucky - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: March 2023

Mon, 20 Mar 2023 22:30:00 -0700

Getting Lucky | 1990
A leprechaun in a beer bottle grants a teen (Steven Cooke) three wishes, including a date with a cheerleader (Lezlie Z. McCraw).

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Its March so we figured going with a stereotype would be the best idea for a movie commentary, what we didn't expect is watching a movie that spends a good 10mins up inside a girls vagina, like literally...the whole body holding on for dear life. Yep!

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#Podcast #MovieCommentary #GettingLucky #troma

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(Ep. 202): Getting Lucky - Movie Commentary: March 2023

Mon, 20 Mar 2023 22:30:00 -0700

Getting Lucky | 1990
A leprechaun in a beer bottle grants a teen (Steven Cooke) three wishes, including a date with a cheerleader (Lezlie Z. McCraw).

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)

#Podcast #MovieCommentary #GettingLucky #troma

Simply 15 | Ep. 26 - Top 3 Streaming Services

Wed, 15 Mar 2023 23:20:11 -0700

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A podcast in 15 minutes-ish!

With so many streaming services, what are your top 3 favorites!

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#Netflix #ShortPodcast #Podcast #HBO #Hulu #AmazonPrimeVideo #Appletv

(Ep. 201): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - March 2023

Wed, 01 Mar 2023 09:00:00 -0800

What happens when you mix St. Patrick's Day with the Simplistic Reviews podcast? Well, pretty much the same thing but just more beer. Enjoy the guys going over some trailers, some TV news, some Hulk Hogan racism and sex tapes, and debating the winner of fictional characters fighting to the death.

(Ep. 200): Terrifier 2 - Movie Commentary: February 2023

Mon, 20 Feb 2023 22:56:43 -0800

#Podcast #MovieCommentary #Horror #Terrifier

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We made it to 200 episodes!!! Thank you everyone for the years of listening. We appreciate the support, so we figured we watch a frightening bloody story, much like our lives.

Terrifier 2 | 2022
Resurrected by a sinister entity, Art the Clown returns to Miles County to terrorize a teenage girl and her younger brother on Halloween night.

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Simply 15 | Ep. 25 - DC Gunning

Wed, 15 Feb 2023 12:00:00 -0800

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A podcast in 15 minutes-ish!

Has DC films has found the magic sauce with James Gunn? Will James fix the DCU? Is Marvel finished? Is Matt drunk? Find out on Simply15!

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#DC #ShortPodcast #Podcast #tv #JamesGunn #Superman

(Ep. 169): Child‘s Play 3 - Movie Commentary: October 2021

Tue, 14 Feb 2023 14:12:33 -0800

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It's October and spooky time is here! What more could you ask for then a talking killing doll? Well, maybe a good talking killing doll movie like Child's Play...but today we have the Dollar General version, Child's Play 3. So grab that candy corn and get ready for one boring ass movie.

 Child's Play 3 | 1991
It's been years since Chucky, the doll with the soul and the voice (Brad Dourif) of a psychopathic killer, was apparently destroyed in a fire at a doll factory. Now Chucky's manufacturer is remaking the same line of toys with the old, still haunted materials. This resurrects Chucky, who goes after Andy (Justin Whalin), his former owner, who now attends military school. Chucky slashes his way through a string of grotesque murders as Andy tries to stop the homicidal doll and the spirit within it.

#Halloween #Horror #ChildsPlay #Podcast #MovieCommentary

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(Ep. 199): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - February 2023

Wed, 01 Feb 2023 09:00:00 -0800

Just like Roger Murtaugh, the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back from early retirement. Matthew, DJ, and Justin catch up on all the ins and outs of Hollywood they missed so far. Then they look ahead at all the things they can likely ridicule in the future. All that and more on this brand new episode.

(Ep. 198): In Like Flint - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: January 2023

Fri, 20 Jan 2023 14:00:00 -0800

#inlikeflint #action #Podcast #MovieCommentary #jamesbond #AustinPowers

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Justin is off on another mission. So DJ and Matt brought back Flint for another far out adventure. Grab your cigarette lighter and bring your mojo!

In Like Flint | 1967
Former Z.O.W.I.E. spy Derek Flint (James Coburn) is called back from retirement after his former spy chief, Lloyd C. Cramden (Lee J. Cobb), is framed for prurient behavior with a prostitute, and U.S. President Trent (Andrew Duggan) experiences an incident of "lost time." After Flint discovers irregularities on a recently launched space-station mission, he realizes that an international conspiracy is afoot. He travels the world and assumes myriad disguises to unravel the nefarious plot.

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(Ep. 198): In Like Flint - Movie Commentary: January 2023

Fri, 20 Jan 2023 14:00:00 -0800

#inlikeflint #action #Podcast #MovieCommentary #jamesbond #AustinPowers

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Justin is off on another mission. So DJ and Matt brought back Flint for another far out adventure. Grab your cigarette lighter and bring your mojo!

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Simply 15 | Ep.24 -Wednesday

Sun, 15 Jan 2023 14:30:00 -0800

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A podcast in 15 minutes-ish!

Today is Sunday but we're gonna talk about Wednesday, Netflix's Wednesday...the good and the bad of a different type of Adams Family we haven't seen before.

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#Netflix #ShortPodcast #Podcast #tv #Wednesday #adamsfamily

(Ep. 197): Double Team - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: January 2023

Sun, 01 Jan 2023 14:38:44 -0800

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Happy 2023! Lets start this year off with back to back movie commentaries!

And what better way then the classic JCVD film Double Teamed..oh shit sorry Double Team! The film that was nominated for and "won" three Golden Raspberry Awards: Worst Supporting Actor (Rodman), Worst New Star (also Rodman), and Worst Screen Couple (Rodman and Van Damme)

Double Team | 1997
A CIA agent is interned for failing a mission to kill an international terrorist. Escaping from his island exile, he teams up with a flamboyant arms dealer and sets out to find the terrorist and rescue the agent's wife and son.

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#jcvd #dennisrodman #action #Podcast #MovieCommentary

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(Ep. 197): Double Team - Movie Commentary: January 2023

Sun, 01 Jan 2023 14:38:41 -0800

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Happy 2023! Lets start this year off with back to back movie commentaries!

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#jcvd #dennisrodman #action #Podcast #MovieCommentary

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The Simplistic Reviews Sketch Year In Review 2022 Special

Sun, 25 Dec 2022 09:00:00 -0800

It's our 3rd Annual Sketch Year In Review Special. A collection of all the sketches on the Simplistic Reviews Podcast for the entirety of 2022.

Special Thanks to: Jay Cluitt, Freddy Maas, Heather Baxendale- Walsh, Greg Cafaro, Mark Hofmeyer, Jeanette Ward, & Steven C. Phillips.

TIME CODE FOR SKETCHES

(Cast In Order Of Appearance)

0:00:55 - In The Heart Of Darkcast

(DJ Valentine, Matthew Stewart, Justin Polizzi)

0:04:50 - Pratt Fall

(DJ Valentine, Matthew Stewart, Greg Cafaro)

0:08:10 - Simplistic-Span

(Steven C. Phillips, Freddy Maas, Matthew Stewart, DJ Valentine, Justin Polizzi)

0:13:00 - Oscars So Young

(DJ Valentine, Jay Cluitt)

0:17:15 - Morbi-Who Pt1 & Pt2

(DJ Valentine, Freddy Maas, Jay Cluitt)

0:21:32 - Fictional Football Hall Of Fame

(DJ Valentine)

0:24:37 - WandaReVision

(DJ Valentine, Heather Baxendale-Walsh)

0:29:11 - Kenobi Comes Clean

(DJ Valentine, Jay Cluitt)

0:33:35 - Woody

(DJ Valentine, Justin Polizzi, Freddy Maas, Heather Baxendale- Walsh)

0:36:59 - Alan Grant Is Bad With Kids

(DJ Valentine, Jay Cluitt, Jeanette Ward)

0:41:02 - No Peace

(Freddy Maas, DJ Valentine)

0:44:20 - Star Spangled Manhandling

(DJ Valentine)

0:47:30 - If You Can't Stand The Heat

(Justin Polizzi, DJ Valentine, Heather Baxendale-Walsh, Freddy Maas)

0:52:29 - World's Worst Detectives

(DJ Valentine, Justin Polizzi)

0:56:05 - While You Were Sleeping

(DJ Valentine, Freddy Maas)

0:59:51 - Villain Swap!

(Freddy Maas, DJ Valentine, Jay Cluitt, Justin Polizzi, Matthew Stewart)

1:04:36 - You Have My Sympathies

(DJ Valentine, Heather Baxendale-Walsh, Jay Cluitt)

1:06:41 - The Nightmare Before Skeletor

(Freddy Maas, DJ Valentine)

1:10:58 - Accidental Anti-Hero

(DJ Valentine, Freddy Maas, Mark Hofmeyer)

1:14:43 - Over My Dead Body

(Matthew Stewart, Jay Cluitt, DJ Valentine, Freddy Maas)

1:18:21 - Christmas Fiction

(DJ Valentine)

1:21:51 - You'll Shoot Your Eye Out

(DJ Valentine)

(Ep. 196): Robotrix - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: December 2022

Tue, 20 Dec 2022 23:52:35 -0800

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Welcome to a Hong Kong Christmas!

Sometimes when we do these films, we wonder how bad it will be. We never ever think we are about to watch a film that will change our lives. Today...we have one and its so damn good. What a way to end 2022!

Robotrix | 1991

A man transfers his mind to an android, and kidnaps a middle eastern prince, demanding a ransom. Meanwhile, he goes on a spree of raping and killing prostitutes. The police secret androids, Robotrix, are the only ones that could stop him.

#police #robotrix #action #Podcast #MovieCommentary
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(Ep. 196): Robotrix - Movie Commentary: December 2022

Tue, 20 Dec 2022 06:51:00 -0800

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Welcome to a Hong Kong Christmas!

Robotrix | 1991

#police #robotrix #action #Podcast #MovieCommentary
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Simply 15 | Ep.23 - 2022: Year in Review

Thu, 15 Dec 2022 22:40:18 -0800

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Today is 2022 a Year in Review
The good and bad of movies and tv all in 15 mins (time is based on a 1000 watt microwave)

A podcast in 15 minutes!

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#2022 #ShortPodcast #Podcast #tv #movies #bodiesbodiesbodies #avatar #wayofthewater #thebatman #houseofthedragon

(Ep. 195): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - December 2022

Thu, 01 Dec 2022 09:00:00 -0800

Christmas come early! Why? Because it's the Simplistic Reviews Podcast Holiday Special, stupid! On this merry episode, the boys peruse around in Santa's Sack of goodies. They go into an in depth conversation about Sex & The City...24 years too late. They play a little Joker's Wild, which leads into them taking a piss out of The Dark Knight Rises. And Julie gives her take on the Hallmark Channel. All that and more on this Christmas cheer episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

(Ep. 194): I Am Here....NOW - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: November 2022

Sun, 20 Nov 2022 19:18:29 -0800

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We waited 360 days for a Neil Breen film. Some would say that's cruel and unusual punishment, we would say that's patience. Because good things come to those who wait...and after watching this...we are still waiting.

I Am Here....Now| 2009

God takes a human form and interacts with the various sinners of Las Vegas.

#Goodbad #iamhere #NeilBreen #Podcast #MovieCommentary
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(Ep. 194): I Am Here....NOW - Movie Commentary: November 2022

Sun, 20 Nov 2022 19:18:25 -0800

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I Am Here....Now| 2009

God takes a human form and interacts with the various sinners of Las Vegas.

#Goodbad #iamhere #NeilBreen #Podcast #MovieCommentary
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Simply 15 | Ep.22 - BYOB (New Rambo, SAS Rogue Heroes & Weird)

Tue, 15 Nov 2022 13:00:00 -0800

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Today is BYOB: BRING YOUR OWN BIT OF MEDIA
Topics include a new and "last" Rambo movie, SAS: Rogue Heroes & Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

A podcast in 15 minutes! (with a little extra on this one)

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#weird #ShortPodcast #Podcast #rambo #Netflix #SASROGUEHEROES

(Ep. 193): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - November 2022

Tue, 01 Nov 2022 09:00:00 -0700

Put down that turkey leg, take a pass on that pumpkin pie, and toss out that cranberry sauce. The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is here to put your Thanksgiving appetite in jeopardy. On this episode, the boys bring on their friend and attorney, Freddy Maas, to help them finally make a statement about She-Hulk that won't get them cancelled. They also take some shots at Black Adam, Superman, Hawkman, Robert Zemeckis, Sarah Jessica Parker, Lena Dunham, and of course...Kanye. So gobble gobble up this brand new episode!

Simplistic Interviews: Ep: 015 The Cast and Crew of ’Sinphony’

Fri, 21 Oct 2022 15:43:00 -0700

In this super-sized Simplistic Sit-down, Matt sits down with the wall of talent behind the new horror anthology, 'Sinphony,' which premiered at the 2022 Brooklyn Horror Film Festival and goes wide on VOD/Digital on October 21st, 2022.

I'd like to thank Greg Greene, Mark A. Pritchard, Jason Ragosta, Sebastien Bazile, Michael Galvan, Nichole Carlson, Kimberley Elizabeth, Steven Keller, and Haley Bishop for joining me.

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(Ep. 192): The Munsters (2022) - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: October 2022

Thu, 20 Oct 2022 09:01:00 -0700

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Well...this is a interesting one. Clearly we're into punishing ourselves by watching a film that just...never mind just watch our Simply15 on this one...The Munsters is a stinker.

The Munsters | 2022
Lily is a typical 150-year-old lovelorn vampire who's looking for the man of her nightmares -- until she lays her eyes on Herman, a 7-foot-tall green experiment with a heart of gold. It's love at first shock as these two ghouls fall fangs over feet for each other in a Transylvanian romance. Unfortunately, it's not all smooth sailing in the cemetery as Lily's father has other plans for his beloved daughter's future, and they don't involve her new bumbling beau. (no we didn't write this, its official)

#newmovies #Commentary #RobZombie #Podcast #netflix #themunsters

(Ep. 192): The Munsters (2022) - Movie Commentary: October 2022

Thu, 20 Oct 2022 09:00:00 -0700

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Well...this is a interesting one. Clearly we're into punishing ourselves by watching a film that just...never mind just watch our Simply15 on this one...The Munsters is a stinker.

#newmovies #Commentary #RobZombie #Podcast #netflix #themunsters

Simply 15 | Ep.21 - The Munsters (2022)

Sat, 15 Oct 2022 17:00:00 -0700

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The Munsters are back...Yeahhh!

Rob Zombie wrote and directed...Noooo!

The makeup and production looked good. The script on the other hand was...

A podcast in 15 minutes!

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#themunsters #ShortPodcast #Podcast #robzombie #Netflix #Halloween

(Ep. 191): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - October 2022

Fri, 30 Sep 2022 12:40:32 -0700

Happy Halloween! Yes, we know we're early. But the gang at Simplistic Reviews is always anxious to start off the "Trick Or Treat" season as soon as possible. On this episode, Matthew finally gives his thoughts on Top Gun: Maverick...Justin introduces the usage of a new phrase that will surely offend someone...and DJ has a hard time describing the copulation of a plastic doll. All that and more on this eerie and irrationally fun episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

(Ep. 190): Wheel Of Doom (Sequel September) - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: Sept 2022

Tue, 20 Sep 2022 14:52:18 -0700

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It's the month of our lord and savior's birthday, Happy Birthday DJ!

Today we pulled together a few sequels from our past movie commentaries, a movie from our favorite director and a completely new movie just for DJ's birthday. With a little help from hell we spin the wheel of doom to find out which film we will watch this Sequel September...will the wheel disappoint?...oh this is SR, nothing but disappointment!

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#Movie #Commentary #WheelofDoom #Podcast #Sequels

(Ep. 190): Wheel Of Doom (Sequel September) - Movie Commentary: Sept 2022

Tue, 20 Sep 2022 14:52:11 -0700

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It's the month of our lord and savior's birthday, Happy Birthday DJ!

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Simply 15 | Ep.20 - Disney 23

Thu, 15 Sep 2022 23:58:05 -0700

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D23 is here and after a few beers and some "other things" the guys sit down to talk about what they liked and disliked.

A podcast in 15 minutes!

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#disney #ShortPodcast #Podcast #indianajones #littlemermaid #thunderbolts #marvel #hocuspocus2 #starwars

(Ep. 189): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - September 2022

Thu, 01 Sep 2022 09:00:00 -0700

Marlon Brando and a stick of butter. James Wan and King Kong. A Muslim Joker and a cannibalistic Batman. The September episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is filled with non sequitur tangents just like this and more. So pop some Ritalin or Adderall or whatever the hell you use to pay attention and enjoy the semi-offensive ride.

(Ep. 188): American Ninja - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: August 2022

Sat, 20 Aug 2022 19:06:36 -0700

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Yeah...American Ninja is exactly how it sounds. Grab your throwing stars and lets go cowabunga!

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American Ninja | 1985 American soldier, obviously very skilled in martial arts, single-handedly takes on mercenaries in the Philippines.

#AmericanNinja #Commentary #Action #Podcast #ninja #80s

(Ep. 188): American Ninja - Movie Commentary: August 2022

Sat, 20 Aug 2022 19:06:34 -0700

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#AmericanNinja #Commentary #Action #Podcast #ninja #80s

Simply 15 | Ep.19 - Prey

Mon, 15 Aug 2022 12:00:00 -0700

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DJ has rewrote prey, Matt still looking forward to cocaine bear, but has issues with this bear and Justin is happy to finally see a simple good movie for the trial price of free.

A podcast in 15 minutes!

Prey | 2022
A skilled Comanche warrior protects her tribe from a highly evolved alien predator that hunts humans for sport, fighting against wilderness, dangerous colonisers and this mysterious creature to keep her people safe.

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#hulu #ShortPodcast #Podcast #prey #predator

(Ep. 187): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - August 2022

Mon, 01 Aug 2022 10:26:32 -0700

Since Matthew apparently got infected with the T-Virus, Justin and DJ are joined by special guest Freddy Maas from the Dads On The Rocks Podcast. They discuss the CW-afication of modern tv shows, they add F-words in PG movies, they talk about how believable or unbelievable Rob Zombie's latest project is. All that and more on the August edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

(Ep. 186): Strike Commando - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: July 2022

Wed, 20 Jul 2022 11:37:05 -0700

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Hey America, happy 249th birthday you dirty old bastard! To celebrate this day we took our shirts off and whipped out our greasy gold chains and popped in an Italian production of Strike Commando! Nothing says happy birthday like three immigrants watching so much action. Grab your pasta and lets fire off a few laughs.

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Strike Commando | 1987
In the Vietnam war, an American soldier survives a botched mission, with help from a group of locals who perceive him as a hero. He's sent back for a reconnaissance mission, only to find his helpers massacred by a brutal Russian soldier.

#StrikeCommando #Commentary #Action #Podcast #rambo #vietnam

(Ep. 186): Strike Commando - Movie Commentary: July 2022

Wed, 20 Jul 2022 11:37:03 -0700

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#StrikeCommando #Commentary #Action #Podcast #rambo #vietnam

Simply 15 | Ep.18 - The Boys: Season 3

Fri, 15 Jul 2022 15:56:29 -0700

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DJ has his Compound V, Matt has a guy up his manhood rubbing away and Justin just wants to avoid Homelander.

A podcast in 15 minutes!

The Boys: Season 3
It’s been a year of calm. Homelander's subdued. Butcher works for the government, supervised by Hughie of all people. But both men itch to turn this peace and quiet into blood and bone. So when The Boys learn of a mysterious Anti-Supe weapon, it sends them crashing into the Seven, starting a war, and chasing the legend of the first Superhero: Soldier Boy.

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#amazon #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Theboys #theboysonprime

(Ep. 185): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - July 2022

Fri, 01 Jul 2022 09:00:00 -0700

WARNING
On this July edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, we talk movies and tv as usual. After the opening sketch, however, we do talk about the events of June 24th and the overturning of Roe v Wade. In addition, we take some angry, yet honest pot shots at America, the Supreme Court, the religious right, racist MAGA loving politicians, and everyone else doing a touchdown dance on account of women losing their rights. If you'd rather not hear us discuss that, skip to the 22 minute mark in which we get into entertainment news. Thank you.

Oh, and if you are one of the ones doing a touchdown dance on account of women losing their rights...F%*k...and we as a show mean this with all due respect...Off.

(Ep. 184): Sworn to Justice - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: June 2022

Mon, 20 Jun 2022 18:59:52 -0700

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We missed our Queen, Cynthia Rothrock. So we decided it was time for her 3rd appearance. She picked right back up from the last time bringing those martial arts, but this time around she brought some more... E.S.P. powers along for this ride!

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Sworn to Justice | 1996
After attackers kill her sister and nephew, a female psychologist becomes a defense witness by day and an avenger by night.

#CynthiaRothrock #Commentary #Action #Podcast

(Ep. 184): Sworn to Justice - Movie Commentary: June 2022

Mon, 20 Jun 2022 18:59:30 -0700

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Sworn to Justice | 1996
After attackers kill her sister and nephew, a female psychologist becomes a defense witness by day and an avenger by night.

#CynthiaRothrock #Commentary #Action #Podcast

Simply 15 | Ep.17 - Top Gun: Maverick

Wed, 15 Jun 2022 23:59:08 -0700

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DJ has his wigman, Matt is off training at Top Gun and Justin wants to know who the hell the enemy is in Maverick.

A podcast in 15 minutes!

Top Gun: Maverick | 2022
After more than 30 years of service as one of the Navy's top aviators, Pete "Maverick" Mitchell is where he belongs, pushing the envelope as a courageous test pilot and dodging the advancement in rank that would ground him. Training a detachment of graduates for a special assignment, Maverick must confront the ghosts of his past and his deepest fears, culminating in a mission that demands the ultimate sacrifice from those who choose to fly it.

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#TopGunMaverick #ShortPodcast #Podcast #TomCruise #TopGun

(Ep. 183): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - June 2022

Wed, 01 Jun 2022 09:00:00 -0700

Summer is here and the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is coming in red hot. We talk Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. We talk Batman. We talk time machines. We talk Batman time machine movies. And then we get really zany. Enjoy us taking shots at Toy Story and Jurassic Park and Halo the TV series. All that and more on a brand new episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

(Ep. 182): Terror in Beverly Hills - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: May 2022

Fri, 20 May 2022 09:35:14 -0700

#Stallone #Commentary #Review #Podcast
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Oh boy it's the 20th again, that means another crappy movie commentary! Since it's "that time of the month again" we figured we go to the $5 bin of DVDs that no one cares for. This time we picked out a Stallone movie...nope not that one...the other brother...sign.

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Terror in Beverly Hills | 1989
The president's daughter is held for ransom in Beverly Hills by a group of middle eastern terrorists. Retired special forces agent and karate master, Hack Stone, is sent on a risky operation to get her back.

(Ep. 182): Terror in Beverly Hills - Movie Commentary: May 2022

Fri, 20 May 2022 09:34:53 -0700

#Stallone #Commentary #Review #Podcast
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Simply 15 | Ep.16 - Fresh & X (Double Feature)

Sun, 15 May 2022 12:00:00 -0700

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DJ and Matt killed off that other loser, to bring you...

A podcast in 15 minutes!

Fresh | 2022

The horrors of modern dating are seen through the eyes of a young woman who is battling to survive her new boyfriend's unusual appetites.

X | 2022

A group of actors sets out to make an adult film in rural Texas under the noses of their reclusive hosts, but when the elderly couple catches their young guests in the act, the cast finds themselves in a desperate fight for their lives.

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#A24 #Hulu #ShortPodcast #Podcast #X #Fresh

(Ep. 181): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - May 2022

Sun, 01 May 2022 09:00:00 -0700

On the May edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, we get into Ted Lasso...mainly in how the actor who plays him served his wife custody papers on her big day seemingly out of spite. We get into The Flash...mainly in how WB should recast Ezra Miller before he hits another woman with a chair. Hall & Oats, Farting Gary Oldman, cancelled Ansel Elgort, Doctor Strange, best movie drugs and much much more! Enjoy the last episode before the Summer hits. Special appearances by Heather Baxendale-Walsh as the Scarlet Witch and Jay Cluitt as Obi-Wan Kenobi!

(Ep. 180): Princess Cut - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: April 2022

Wed, 20 Apr 2022 20:11:49 -0700

Welcome to Christian movie month! We figured we do something a bit different and sit down with Jesus to watch a romantic christian movie about a girl who can't kiss a boy until she is married. This podcast was struck with a few copyright notices, so unfortunately we had to change out the movie part to just only be us...so whatever we still went and did it. Oh I almost forget, go to hell with your copyright bullshit.

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Princess Cut | 2015

Carolina farm girl Grace dreams of the day Mr Right will give her a princess cut diamond and promise to love her forever. When things don't go to plan with her boyfriend Steve, she decides to go on a quest to find true love.

#ChristianMovie #Commentary #Review #Podcast

Simply 15 | Ep.15 - Moon Knight

Fri, 15 Apr 2022 19:15:25 -0700

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Steven Grant and mercenary Marc Spector investigate the mysteries of the Egyptian gods from inside the same body.

Moon Knight is here and its entertaining, give it a watch for some fun popcorn enjoyment.

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#Moonknight #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Disney #Marvel

(Ep. 179): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - April 2022

Fri, 01 Apr 2022 09:00:00 -0700

April showers are here...so the Simplistic Reviews podcast is ready to rain all over the Oscars, Will Smith, the Halo television series, 30 Rock, Power Of The Dog, OJ Simpson and more. Hope you brought your umbrella.

(Ep. 178): Death Promise - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: March 2022

Sun, 20 Mar 2022 22:55:04 -0700

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To the 70s we go! Looking for a far out revenge list film with some karate? Look no further, this is Death Promise!

Death Promise | 1977
When a man is murdered by a gang of ruthless landlords in order to demolish his slum house and move in on his land, his martial artist son sets out to hunt down the landlords and avenge the death of his father.

#goodbad #DeathPromise #Podcast #MovieCommentary #70s

(Ep. 178): Death Promise - Movie Commentary: March 2022

Sun, 20 Mar 2022 22:52:49 -0700

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To the 70s we go! Looking for a far out revenge list film with some karate? Look no further, this is Death Promise!

#goodbad #DeathPromise #Podcast #MovieCommentary #70s

Simply 15 | Ep.14 - The Batman

Tue, 15 Mar 2022 15:35:24 -0700

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A podcast in 15 minutes!

It's finally here, during this time of lackluster films only coming out in theaters, we finally get a film to care about. Today on Simply 15 the gang talks about, The Batman.

---Don't have 15 mins? They like it, best Batman film ever!

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#TheBatman #ShortPodcast #Podcast #robertpattinson #DC

(Ep. 177): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - March 2022

Tue, 01 Mar 2022 09:00:00 -0800

There's only one podcast that is best listened to while intoxicated. That is the Simplistic Reviews podcast. And since it's March...the month of drunk and disorderly behavior, this episode is double stuffed with irreverent content, cheap laughs, silly sketches, and ridiculous games from beginning to end. You won't just wanna kiss a blarney stone after listening...you'll want to kiss any man or woman in your general vicinity as a result of the sheer joy this episode brings.

(Ep. 176): Future Force - Movie Commentary: February 2022

Sun, 20 Feb 2022 11:00:00 -0800

#goodbad #FutureForce #Podcast #MovieCommentary #80s

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Hey kids! Wanna hang around today. We promise not to choke on this one. We have a tight movie to show you. Today we're heading to the future with Future Force. A bizarre move that will make you laugh so hard you might not be able to breath. Let's tighten our belts and grab a hold of this prick of a movie.

Future Force | 1989

A bounty hunter (David Carradine) with a high-tech arm becomes a renegade from the Civilian Operated Police Systems.

(Ep. 176): Future Force - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: February 2022

Sun, 20 Feb 2022 11:00:00 -0800

#goodbad #FutureForce #Podcast #MovieCommentary #80s

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Future Force | 1989

A bounty hunter (David Carradine) with a high-tech arm becomes a renegade from the Civilian Operated Police Systems.

Simply 15 | Ep.13 - 2022 Movies: Looking Forward To Watching

Tue, 15 Feb 2022 21:07:55 -0800

Movies we are looking forward to watching in 15 minutes!

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#TheBatman #TheNorthman #ShortPodcast #Podcast #CocaineBear #Argyle

Simply 15 | Ep.12 - 2022 TV Shows: Looking Forward To Watching

Tue, 15 Feb 2022 21:07:08 -0800

TV Shows we are looking forward to watching in 15 minutes!

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#TheBoys #MoonKnight #Justified #Podcast #Invincible #SheHulk

(Ep. 175): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - February 2022

Tue, 01 Feb 2022 09:00:00 -0800

We took some time for some important...ahem...engagements...but the Simplistic Reviews podcast IS BACK! The boys get into everything from M&M sexuality, Liam Neeson catchphrases, overused cameos, F-words added to movies, and movie one-liners. So for this February episode, spread the love, hold someone close, and enjoy this first 2022 edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

(Ep. 174): Ski School - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: January 2022

Thu, 20 Jan 2022 13:00:00 -0800

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Ski competition! Girls! 90s parties! Girls! Wacky hijinks! GIRLSSS!

What better way to start the new year with a movie that literally has all of that. So today we start with a classic, Ski School, a movie that also somehow has a sequel... so yes we'll be putting that on the Wheel of Doom for September. Oh next month's movie is Future Force so hang around for that one ;)

Ski School | 1991

Dave Marshak (Dean Cameron) and his friends are a pack of highly skilled skiers and devoted party animals. On the slopes, they are known as "Section 8." But their reputation is at risk when a ski school of snobs -- headed by pompous and preppy Reid Janssens (Mark Thomas Miller) -- shows up looking to win the end-of-season downhill competition. Now, the stakes have never been higher because, if Section 8 is beaten, they'll lose more than bragging rights. They'll also lose their jobs.

#Ski #SkiSchool #Podcast #MovieCommentary #90s

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(Ep. 174): Ski School - Movie Commentary: January 2022

Thu, 20 Jan 2022 13:00:00 -0800

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Ski competition! Girls! 90s parties! Girls! Wacky hijinks! GIRLSSS!

Ski School | 1991

#Ski #SkiSchool #Podcast #MovieCommentary #90s

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Simply 15 | Ep.11 - Succession

Sat, 15 Jan 2022 18:42:14 -0800

Still don't have 15 minutes for a 15 min podcast...I'm starting to not believe you.

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Succession | 2018

Although he has no plans to step aside as the head of Waystar Royco, the international media conglomerate controlled by his family, aging patriarch Logan Roy is contemplating what the future holds. He has lingered in the limelight longer than even he thought he would, and now family members want to run the company as they see fit. Despite a best-laid succession plan, tempers flare over Logan's intentions. Kendall Roy, Logan's eldest son from his second marriage and a division president at the firm, is the heir apparent. As Kendall attempts to solidify his eventual takeover, he and the three other Roy children face a difficult choice as company control and family loyalties collide.

#Succession #TV #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Review #HBO
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The Simplistic Reviews Year In Review 2021 Special

Sat, 25 Dec 2021 12:00:00 -0800

Our second annual Year In Review special brings you all the sketches we have done in 2021 for the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. Julie is your guide as we reminisce about spoofing everything from Network, to Top Gun, to GI Joe, to The Fugitive and back again.

Matthew Stewart as Bugs Bunny, Judge Redd, Scared Godzilla Tech, INTERPOL Agent Mitchell, GI PSA Kid 1, Goose, Police Officer, MacReady, Deadly Rabbi, Cosmo

DJ Valentine as Mickey Mouse, Whispering Disney Assistant, Court Bailiff Mr. Wexler, Louis Skolnick, Hans Gruber, Johnny Cage, Raiden, Skeletor, Beast Man, Confident Godzilla Tech, Captain Holt, Admiral Brand, Commissioner Gordon, Father Karras, Beelzebub, Roadblock, Beach Head, GI Joe PSA Kid 2, Stinger, Fake Kenny Loggins, Tim Robbins, Dalton, Old Walmart Greeter, Grumpy Walmart Greeter, Roger Murtaugh, Judge Dredd, Fox Mulder, Al Powell, Jigsaw, Jigsaw Victim 1, Jigsaw Victim 2, Old Ghost, Palmer, Traveler, Pinhead, Norman Bates' Mother, Walter, Fake Bob Seger, Nosy Neighbor, State Trooper, The Watcher, Alan, Avengers Action Figures Narrator, Avengers Action Figures Kid 2, Samuel Gerard, Hermey The Misfit Elf, Frosty The Snowman

Justin Polizzi as Bob Iger, Scarface, Commander Ford, Batman, Indiana Jones, Father Merrin, Maverick, John McClane, US Marshal

Jay Cluitt as Doctor Hawkins, Marcus Brody, Viper, Petty Jigsaw Narrator, Gary, Youtube Police Officer, Ebenezer Scrooge

Freddy Maas as GI Joe PSA Father, Iceman, Walmart Manager, Mr. Olsson, Jigsaw Victim 4, Windows, Henry, Avengers Action Figures Kid 1, Kris Kringle's Lawyer

Greg Cafaro as Jester, Robocop, Childs, Chevy War Rig Narrator, Kris Kringle

Heather Baxendale-Walsh as Female Walmart Greeter, Walter's Wife, Alan's Wife, Judge

Walter Vinci as Martin Riggs, Nauls, Josh, Fa-la-la-la Fugitive Narrator

Jeanette Ward as De-Escalation Course Instructor

Mark Hofmeyer as Jigsaw Victim 3

Steven C. Phillips as Cobra Commander

(Ep. 173): Santa‘s Slay - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: December 2021

Mon, 20 Dec 2021 21:01:00 -0800

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It's that time of the season, and there is nothing better then having a murdering Santa spreading Christmas joy and boy oh boy, do we have a good one today. Santa's Slay is a damn good time that's wrapped up in a cameos and fun moments. Also a few good wrestling and holiday theme killings to ring in the new year.

Santa's Slay | 2005

After a millennium of spreading Christmas cheer, Santa Claus (Bill Goldberg) reverts to his demonic self and gives the gift of fear.

#Santa #SantasSlay #Holidays #Podcast #MovieCommentary

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(Ep. 173): Santa‘s Slay - Movie Commentary: December 2021

Mon, 20 Dec 2021 21:00:00 -0800

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well) 

Watch This Podcast Here: https://youtu.be/IyzTYTU_xLE

Santa's Slay | 2005

After a millennium of spreading Christmas cheer, Santa Claus (Bill Goldberg) reverts to his demonic self and gives the gift of fear.

#Santa #SantasSlay #Holidays #Podcast #MovieCommentary

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Simply 15 | Ep.10 - Ghostbusters II

Wed, 15 Dec 2021 16:24:50 -0800

This is Simply 15...a 15 min podcast...revolutionary is it not?

Egon: My parents didn't believe in toys.

Ray: You mean you never even had a Slinky?

Egon: We had part of a Slinky. But I straightened it.

Ghostbusters | 1989

After saving New York City from a ghost attack, the Ghostbusters -- a team of spirit exterminators -- is disbanded for demolishing parts of the city during the battle. But when Ghostbuster Peter Venkman (Bill Murray) learns that spirits have taken an interest in his son, the men launch a rogue ghost-chasing mission. The quest quickly goes awry, landing them in court. But when the ghosts turn on the judge, he issues an order allowing the Ghostbusters to get back to work.

#Ghostbusters #Movie #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Review
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(Ep. 172): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - December 2021

Wed, 01 Dec 2021 12:00:00 -0800

The Snowman cometh! December cometh! The Holidays cometh!! And so does the Christmas Episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. This episode starts with perhaps our favorite sketch of the year with guest stars we've had on throughout the year. We also enter the rectory and ask advice in a brand new Simplistic Confessional With Father Justin Polizzi. We delve DEEP into TV on TV Roundup and finish off with a little Simplistic Switcheroo. The episode is a fine wine of whimsical nonsense. Do I detect oak? Cinnamon? Rants against Disney+? You'd be right.

(Ep. 171): Double Down - Movie Commentary: November 2021

Sat, 20 Nov 2021 10:00:00 -0800

The start of something beautiful, everyone meet Neil Breen's Double Down. It's not just a movie but a movie that will put you on a watch list.

Double Down | 2005

A brilliant computer loner seizes Las Vegas and its terrorist attack, while fighting against his fits of clinical depression and obsession for romance and death.

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#Goodbad #DoubleDown #NeilBreen #Podcast #MovieCommentary
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Simply 15 | Ep.9 - Double Down

Mon, 15 Nov 2021 22:24:21 -0800

Boy oh boy, Simply15 has one for the ages. Guys and girls I think this is the start of a wonderful new series.

Everyone meet...

Double Down | 2005

A brilliant computer loner seizes Las Vegas and its terrorist attack, while fighting against his fits of clinical depression and obsession for romance and death.

(Ep. 170): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - November 2021

Mon, 01 Nov 2021 12:00:00 -0700

November is here and so is the latest episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. This month, we take a piss out of Fury Road, What If, Mark Wahlberg, Ruby Rose, Halloween Kills, and Sam Elliot. Why? Why not. I mean, have you met us?

(Ep. 169): Child‘s Play 3 - Movie Commentar with Movie Audio: October 2021

Wed, 20 Oct 2021 16:34:41 -0700

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well) 

Child's Play 3 | 1991

It's been years since Chucky, the doll with the soul and the voice (Brad Dourif) of a psychopathic killer, was apparently destroyed in a fire at a doll factory. Now Chucky's manufacturer is remaking the same line of toys with the old, still haunted materials. This resurrects Chucky, who goes after Andy (Justin Whalin), his former owner, who now attends military school. Chucky slashes his way through a string of grotesque murders as Andy tries to stop the homicidal doll and the spirit within it.

#Halloween #Horror #ChildsPlay #Podcast #MovieCommentary
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Simply 15 | Ep.8 - Halloween III: Season Of The Witch

Fri, 15 Oct 2021 23:26:06 -0700

October the month when trees become orange, weather gets cooler and the movies get bloody! Today a quick 15 on the classic Halloween III: Season Of The Witch. A overlooked classic by film snobs, beloved by horror fans. What do you think of Halloween III: Season Of The Witch?

1982

Hospital emergency room Dr. Daniel "Dan" Challis (Tom Atkins) and Ellie Grimbridge (Stacey Nelkin), the daughter of a murder victim, uncover a terrible plot by small-town mask maker Conal Cochran (Dan O'Herlihy), a madman who's planning a Halloween mass murder utilizing an ancient Celtic ritual. The ritual involves a boulder stolen from Stonehenge, the use of Silver Shamrock masks and a triggering device contained in a television commercial -- all designed to kill millions of children.

#Halloween #Horror #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Review
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(Ep. 168): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - October 2021

Fri, 01 Oct 2021 12:00:00 -0700

On our October edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys learn new subjects, new words, new news about a great many things. From R.Kelly's sentence...to Al Pacino's hair...to Chris Pratt's nationality...and so much more. So spill all your Halloween candy on the table and sort through it with us on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

(Ep. 167): Wheel Of Doom (Sequel September) - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: Sept 2021

Mon, 20 Sep 2021 15:14:16 -0700

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Welcome to the first movie commentary of our new annual, Sequel September.

We already looked at Die Hard with a Vengeance on Simply15, today we pulled together a few sequels from our past movie commentaries, and with a little help from hell we spin the wheel of doom to find out which film we will watch this Sequel September...will the wheel disappoint? Maybe just with our families.

#Movie #Commentary #WheelofDoom #Podcast #Sequels

(Ep. 167): Wheel Of Doom (Sequel September) - Movie Commentary: Sept 2021

Mon, 20 Sep 2021 15:14:06 -0700

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Welcome to the first movie commentary of our new annual, Sequel September.

#Movie #Commentary #WheelofDoom #Podcast #Sequels

Simply 15 | Ep.7 - Die Hard with a Vengeance

Wed, 15 Sep 2021 15:32:04 -0700

It's Sequel September here on Simplistic Reviews and today we talk about our favorite sequel, Die Hard with a Vengeance. Vengeance on its own is an action packed film and unfortunate also the last time Bruce Willis give a shit.

#BruceWillis #DieHard #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Review
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(Ep. 166): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - September 2021

Wed, 01 Sep 2021 12:00:00 -0700

Sequel September is upon us! And so is another episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. We start off with only our second Die Hard Sketch ever. We then bring bag the return of an old segment called Simplistic Showcase. We hear another entry of Julie's Diary. We then play a trailer to a new Saw film most people don't know about. Then finish things off with another edition of Say Anything. All that and more on this brand new episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

Fantasia 2021: Simplistic Interviews Ep. 014: Stef Lernous, Writer/Director of 'Hotel Poseidon'

Thu, 26 Aug 2021 12:00:00 -0700

As we close out our coverage of Fantasia 2021, Matt sits down with the writer/director of the surreal, and at times insane (in all the best ways) film, "Hotel Poseidon."

Matt and Stef chat about inspirations and how his film crawls under your skin and stays there with you from start to film.

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Fantasia 2021: Simplistic Interviews Ep. 013: Rob Jabbaz, Writer/Director of The Sadness

Sun, 22 Aug 2021 12:07:12 -0700

On this Simplistic Sit-Down, Fantasia 2021 Edition, Matt sits down with Rob Jabbaz, the director of the new Taiwanese film, "The Sadness," which made it's North American premier at the 2021 Fantasia Film Festival.

The film is a blood-splattered feature in a parallel Taiwan where an unknown virus has taken hold of society where there is no quarter from violence and destruction.

Rob and Matt chat about what it was like to shoot in Taiwan during the Covid-19 pandemic, how one fateful night during a screening at Fantasia made him want to start making his own films, and much more.

For more information on "The Sadness" click HERE

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(Ep. 165): Hard Hunted - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: August 2021

Fri, 20 Aug 2021 23:45:59 -0700

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version without movie audio as well)

Hard Hunted | 1993 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 37m 

An international arms dealer will stop at nothing to retrieve a stolen Chinese nuclear relay hidden in a jade Buddha figurine. It's up to a group of undercover federal agents stationed in Hawaii to stop it falling into the wrong hands. (From IMDB)

A long lost podcast from 2018 has been found. Today is a treat of a commentary, first it is a real retro of a cast from a simpler time and more importantly a prequel to one of our most loved films ever, Fit to Kill by our favorite director Andy Sidaris.

So sit back and enjoy some babes, bullets and hot tubs!

#Movie #Commentary #HardHunted #Podcast

(Ep. 165): Hard Hunted - Movie Commentary: August 2021

Fri, 20 Aug 2021 23:45:55 -0700

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well) 

Hard Hunted | 1993 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 37m 

So sit back and enjoy some babes, bullets and hot tubs!

#Movie #Commentary #HardHunted #Podcast

Simply 15 | Ep.6 - The Suicide Squad

Sun, 15 Aug 2021 21:59:48 -0700

This is your spoiler notice for this podcast.

Another 15 min podcast is here, one we didn't think would ever happen after 2016 flop of a film: Suicide Squad. The Suicide Squad (2021) is a soft reboot that happens to be a semi-sequel and you know what we enjoyed this one...and yet it flopped at the box office...get ready for the REBOOT!

Note to self never do another WB movie on this damn site again. You will never understand the copyright strikes WB hands for reviewing their stupid films. Go suck an egg WB!

#thesuicidesquad #DC #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Review
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(Ep. 164): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - August 2021

Sun, 01 Aug 2021 12:00:00 -0700

August is here and the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back to finish out the summer. This month, the boys discuss the future of the MCU, Popeyes Chicken, the idiot who spoiled the finale of Loki for Matt & DJ, Justin's kinship with the show Luther, Papa New Guinea, treats with names that lean heavily toward sexual innuendo, the ending of Grease, and so much more. Stick it in your earholes, press play, and enjoy the hi and low jinks.

(Ep. 163): Hollywood Cop – Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: July 2021

Tue, 20 Jul 2021 13:46:14 -0700

We are back with a new Amir Shervan film. Since the passing of Richard Donner we figured a knockoff of Lethal Weapon would be perfect.

Hollywood Cop | 1987 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 41m

An undercover police officer (David Goss) thwarts a mob boss (Jim Mitchum) holding a boy hostage for $6 million.

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(Ep. 163): Hollywood Cop – Movie Commentary: July 2021

Tue, 20 Jul 2021 13:46:11 -0700

We are back with a new Amir Shervan film. Since the passing of Richard Donner we figured a knockoff of Lethal Weapon would be perfect.

Hollywood Cop | 1987 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 41m

An undercover police officer (David Goss) thwarts a mob boss (Jim Mitchum) holding a boy hostage for $6 million.

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Simply 15 | Ep.5 - Lethal Weapon (film series)

Thu, 15 Jul 2021 22:24:26 -0700

Don't have 15 minutes? I don't believe you! Today we give our 15 minutes on the classic film series, Lethal Weapon.

Welcome to Simply 15 Classic Edition. Yes we're continuing this gimmick but only because of the love we have for the great Richard Donner.

Thank you Richard for all the wonderful movies.

Lethal Weapon (1987)
Lethal Weapon 2 (1989)
Lethal Weapon 3 (1992)
Lethal Weapon 4 (1998)

Lethal Weapon is an American buddy cop action-comedy media franchise created by Shane Black. It focuses on two Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) detectives, Martin Riggs and Roger Murtaugh. The franchise originally consisted of a series of four films released between 1987 and 1998, and later a television series which aired from 2016 to 2019. All four films in the series were directed by Richard Donner and also share many of the same core cast members, while the television series recast the main roles with younger actors instead. Though the first film was not explicitly a comedy, the later films and the television series gradually became comedic in nature.

#LethalWeapon #Films #RichardDonner #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Review
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(Ep. 162): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - July 2021

Thu, 01 Jul 2021 12:00:00 -0700

It's America's birthday so the boys at Simplistic Reviews are throwing a party full of patriotism and pride and...potshots at Hollywood and painful impressions and petty arguments about Batman films. After the opening send-up on Top Gun, the boys get theoretical with another edition of Believable Or Bullshit. Julie's latest diary entry follows that and then the return of one of our favorite games...Simplistic Fisticuffs.

All that and more on this bottle rocket of an episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

(Ep. 161): The Pit – Movie Commentary: June 2021

Sun, 20 Jun 2021 10:00:00 -0700

The Pit | 1981 ‧ Horror ‧ 1h 36m 

A solitary and strange preteen boy wreaks revenge on his harassers when he makes a disturbing discovery in the depth of a forest. (From IMDB)

Happy Fathers Day to all the dads out there. Today we go out to the woods and play around a pit with a mystery of which we haven't encountered with before. Let's all spend some quality time together and throw all of our problems into this hole in the ground. Problems, a hole... no this isn't about Shia LaBeouf.

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Simply 15 | Ep.4 - Tango & Cash

Tue, 15 Jun 2021 10:32:00 -0700

Welcome to Simply 15 Classic Edition. Yes another gimmick from Simplistic Reviews...we don't like ourselves either.

Don't have 15 minutes? I don't believe you!

Today we give our 15 minutes on the classic, Tango & Cash.
1989 ‧ Comedy/Buddy cop ‧ 1h 44m

Police officers Ray Tango (Sylvester Stallone) and Gabe Cash (Kurt Russell) are narcotics experts working to bring down drug lord Yves Perret (Jack Palance). In an attempt to stymie their efforts, Perret sets up Tango and Cash, making it look as if they've killed an FBI agent. Arrested and put in prison, the two cops formulate an escape plan and, once out, team up with Tango's exotic dancer sister, Katherine (Teri Hatcher), in order to clear their records and take down Perret once and for all.

#SylvesterStallone #Amazon #Tango&Cash #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Review
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(Ep. 160): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - June 2021

Tue, 01 Jun 2021 12:00:00 -0700

Yo June! On this latest edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys discuss everything from Woody Allen to Woody from Toy Story...from Henry Golding to Henry Cavill...from Willy Wonka to Big Willy Smith. All that, several Real American jibes at the classic GI Joe animated series and underhanded jokes at Steven Seagal's expense on episode 160 of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

AND...If you want to sing along to the opening song, here are DJ's alternative lyrics to the G.I. Joe theme:

DJ's Alternative Lyrics To The G.I. Joe Theme Song

Crashing through the skies, comes a fearful cry. Cobra! x2 (CHORUS OVERLAPPING) Cobra! x2 Armies Of the night, Evil taking flight. Cobra! x2 (CHORUS OVERLAPPING) Cobra! Ow! My throat! Nowhere to run, Nowhere to hide! Panic spreading far and wide, Who can turn the tide? (CHORUS) G.I. Joe! A real American hero, G.I. Joe is there! G.I. Joe! A real American hero, They cause their share of damage, to be fair! Fighting for freedom wherever there's trouble, And causing mayhem! We put alarming faith in them! Can the world oppose, Deadliest of foes. Cobra! x2 (CHORUS OVERLAPPING) I'm coughing blood! This really hurts! Joes will risk it all, To end the evil call of, Cobra! x2 (CHORUS OVERLAPPING WITH COUGH) They never give up, They never say die. Walking tall with banners high, They sound the battle cry! (ALPINE OVERLAPPING) Leroy Jenkins! (CHORUS) G.I. Joe! A real American hero, G.I. Joe resists! G.I. Joe! A real American hero, Your government's funding this! Fighting for freedom wherever there's trouble, Over land and sea and air! They're why we cut your Medicare! (NARRATOR) G.I. Joe is the code name for American's daring, highly trained special mission force. Even though they consist of half-dressed karate experts, Native Americans with attack eagles, and guys really committed to sports motifs. Their purpose? To defend us from Cobra. A ruthless terrorist organization with really good branding. I mean, I wouldn't wear an al Qaeda t-shirt, but I'd rock the hell out of that Cobra logo. (CHORUS) G.I. Joe! A real American hero, Although many are foreign! G.I. Joe! A real American hero, Seriously, check their origins! Fighting for freedom wherever there's trouble, They're one hell of a team! A jingoistic wet dream! (COBRA COMMANDER OVERLAPPING) Cobra! I can't see shit in this goddamn mask! (CHORUS) G.I. Joe! A real American hero, One guy has a talking bird! G.I. Joe!

(Ep. 159): Marked For Death – Movie Commentary: May 2021

Thu, 20 May 2021 22:01:02 -0700

Marked For Death | 1990 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 33m 

A retired DEA agent is out to hunt down and take out a Jamaican drug posse that has targeted he and his family for murder. (From IMDB)

For some odd reason this is our 3rd Steven Seagal movie. And this one comes with bad Jamaican accents from both the actors and us. It's got a good kill count so we have that going for us.

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Simply 15 | Ep.3 - Invincible

Sat, 15 May 2021 12:30:00 -0700

Don't have 15 minutes? I don't believe you!

Today we give our 15 minutes on the new Amazon Prime series, Invincible.

Seventeen-year-old Mark Grayson is just like every guy his age, except that his father is Omni-Man, the most powerful superhero on the planet. As Mark develops powers of his own, he discovers his father's legacy may not be as heroic as it seems.

#Comics #Amazon #Invincible #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Review

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(Ep. 158): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - May 2021

Sat, 01 May 2021 09:00:00 -0700

On this May Day edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys swoon over Tony Scott films, James Spader, the Captain America trilogy, and Artemis Fowl. One of those things aren't true. You'll have to listen to find out which and to hear a lot more on the latest episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

(Ep. 157): China O'Brien – Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: April 2021

Tue, 20 Apr 2021 15:31:47 -0700

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version without movie audio as well)

China O'Brien | 1989 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 30m 

A police woman, expert and instructor in martial arts, leaves the city to stay with her dad, sheriff in a town with peace and quiet - or so she thinks. She gets plenty opportunities to show her martial arts skills. (From IMDB)

China O'Brien was one of the hardest movies to find, yet one of the best movies we ever watched...we'll in terms of fighting since the acting and story is nothing much to write home about. But damn those fight scenes are amazing. We can only hope the sequel lives up or excels in the fighting category.

Since this film is so hard to find we will upload some fighting scenes for you to see on our YouTube channel. Also, in our video version of this podcast you'll see a few fights appear as we watch.

Grab that popcorn, hold on to your peg of a hand and long live our Queen, Cynthia Rothrock! One of the best action stars...ever!

#Movie #Commentary #China #Podcast

(Ep. 157): China O'Brien – Movie Commentary: April 2021

Tue, 20 Apr 2021 15:31:19 -0700

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well) 

China O'Brien | 1989 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 30m 

Since this film is so hard to find we will upload some fighting scenes for you to see on our YouTube channel. Also, in our video version of this podcast you'll see a few fights appear as we watch.

Grab that popcorn, hold on to your peg of a hand and long live our Queen, Cynthia Rothrock! One of the best action stars...ever!

#Movie #Commentary #China #Podcast

Simply 15 | Ep.2 - Godzilla vs Kong

Thu, 15 Apr 2021 13:23:29 -0700

Is it that time of the month already? Yes it is! So here is our 15 minute podcast...let's get to it!

In episode 2 the gang gives their one word review of Godzilla vs Kong.

Don't have 15 minutes? I don't believe you!

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(Ep. 156): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - April 2021

Thu, 01 Apr 2021 12:00:00 -0700

On the April Edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys explain their disgust for Easter candy, Matthew comes up with a new invention that'll make billions, a special guest priest hear their sins for Simplistic Confessional, and torpedoes are away in another game of Simplistic Submarine. All that and a bunny dies...just kidding...or am I? (Ahem) All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

(Ep. 155): Troll 2 – Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: March 2021

Sat, 20 Mar 2021 23:48:39 -0700

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version without movie audio as well)

Troll 2 | 1990 ‧ Horror ‧ 1h 35m 
A vacationing family discovers that the entire town they're visiting is inhabited by goblins, disguised as humans, who plan to eat them.

Consider one of the best worst movies of all time, we decided to celebrate the month of March with a classic. Troll 2 brings a ton of awful along with it but also doesn't forget about the fun and hilarity a classic good bad film should have in it's DNA.

Grab that shamrock milkshake and test your luck with a sequel that really isn't, everyone this is Troll 2. 

(Ep. 155): Troll 2 – Movie Commentary: March 2021

Sat, 20 Mar 2021 23:47:59 -0700

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)

Troll 2 | 1990 ‧ Horror ‧ 1h 35m 
A vacationing family discovers that the entire town they're visiting is inhabited by goblins, disguised as humans, who plan to eat them.

Consider one of the best worst movies of all time, we decided to celebrate the month of March with a classic. Troll 2 brings a ton of awful along with it but also doesn't forget about the fun and hilarity a classic good bad film should have in it's DNA.

Grab that shamrock milkshake and test your luck with a sequel that really isn't, everyone this is Troll 2. 

Simply 15 | Ep.1 - WandaVision

Mon, 15 Mar 2021 23:44:34 -0700

Have 15 minutes? Good, now you have a 15 minute podcast to watch/listen...let's get to it!

In episode 1 the gang gives their one word review of WandaVision.

Don't have 15 minutes? Okay fine, they like it...alot!

(Ep. 154): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - March 2021

Mon, 01 Mar 2021 13:27:02 -0800

You're are gonna need the luck of the Irish to get through this St. Patrick's Day episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast without laughing your ass off. The boys weigh in on Shamrock shakes, the proper name for sprinkles, Cruella de Vil, JJ Abrams, WandaVision, and Dom DeLuise. We know...it's a weird show. Julie also has another entry in her diary centering around Gina Carano, Matt and Justin try and guess what's in DJ's pockets, and Raiden and Skeletor make an appearance. All that and more on this full pint of fun known as the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

(Ep. 153): Surf Nazis Must Die – Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: February 2021

Mon, 15 Feb 2021 17:18:19 -0800

(This version has the audio of the movie. We have another version without as well)

Surf Nazis Must Die | 1987 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 23m

When the son of a gun-wielding woman is murdered by neo-Nazi surfers in a post-apocalyptic future, his mother hunts them down to extract her bloodthirsty revenge.

Do you know what is worse than Nazis?... Surf Nazis!

A movie commentary years in the making, today the gang crosses out a highly requested movie. Unbeknownst to them it also turned out to be the perfect February movie as we celebrate black history month with badass Eleanor 'Mama' Washington cleaning up the beach from Nazi trash in Surf Nazis Must Die.

Grab that popcorn with that hook of a hand, and let's kill some neo-Nazi surfers in a new contender for our "Commentary Hall of Fame".

(Ep. 153): Surf Nazis Must Die – Movie Commentary: February 2021

Mon, 15 Feb 2021 17:18:08 -0800

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)

Surf Nazis Must Die | 1987 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 23m

When the son of a gun-wielding woman is murdered by neo-Nazi surfers in a post-apocalyptic future, his mother hunts them down to extract her bloodthirsty revenge.

Do you know what is worse than Nazis?... Surf Nazis!

Grab that popcorn with that hook of a hand, and let's kill some neo-Nazi surfers in a new contender for our "Commentary Hall of Fame".

(Ep. 152): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - February 2021

Mon, 01 Feb 2021 00:00:00 -0800

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back with a brand new, double-sized, extra strength show sure to offend someone out there. Just the way we like it. The boys discuss the possible future of Hollywood in the segment Believable or Bullsh%*. They give their thoughts on the new Marvel show WandaVision, causing DJ to call out all Marvel haters including Ethan Hawke in TV Roundup. And they break down some tough choices in the return of the game Kill F%*k Marry.

All that and more on this not so romantic February edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

(Ep. 151): Thunder in Paradise 2 – Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: January 2021

Thu, 14 Jan 2021 10:01:25 -0800

(This version has the audio of the movie. We have another version without as well)

You ready to be racist brother!

Ready when you are Spence!

Ok Bru lets do this!

Thunder!

When the Sun comes up in paradise
The girls look pretty
Ooh they look nice
I can smell the cocoa-lotion in the air
Cool breeze blowin everywhere
Better start running
'Cause there's a hurricane a-comin'

Grab your Piña colada and a Jamaican, this is Thunder in Paradise 2! (Somehow worse than the last one...yeppie)

(Ep. 151): Thunder in Paradise 2 – Movie Commentary: January 2021

Thu, 14 Jan 2021 10:01:14 -0800

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)

You ready to be racist brother!

Ready when you are Spence!

Ok Bru lets do this!

Thunder!

(Ep. 150): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - January 2021

Fri, 01 Jan 2021 09:00:00 -0800

Break your New Year's resolutions early and enter the world of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. This month, the boys celebrate the end of 2020...briefly. They then delve into what dessert they are gonna gorge themselves on to assuage their depression from the prolonged doom of the pandemic. But don't worry...it's all fun and games as they play four of their favorite movie games to entertain you:

1. Take The F%*king Elephant...a game based on guessing the eerily similar films of Liam Neeson.
2. Simplistic Titles...a game based on figuring out which films Valentine describes is real or fake.
3. Simplistic Death...a game based on guessing a film based only on the description on how the bad guy dies in the end.
4. Simplistic Switcheroo...a game in which the gang theorizes which actor could do another actor's career better.

All that and so much more on this Auld Acquaintance Episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

The Simplistic Reviews Year In Review 2020 Special

Fri, 25 Dec 2020 09:00:00 -0800

To close out the year, we thought it would be fun to look back on all the sketches we've done in 2020. Julie is your guide as we go from a John Rambo-esque rant on the Star Wars Cinematic Universe, to the two part Sesame Street Syndicate sketch, to He-Man and the Transformers messing about, to Doctor Doom dentistry, to Scream Shenanigans, to Home Alone fallout, and all the great sketches in between...with a little behind the scenes stuff thrown in. So sit back, relax, and enjoy one last silly show before the year is out.

(Ep. 149): Gingerdead Man – Movie Commentary: December 2020

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 16:57:55 -0800

We love our horror and holiday movie commentaries each year and this one has been on the list. Now we finally get to cross it off...no killer Santa, no killer Elf's...Killer Gingerbread!

An evil yet adorable Gingerbread man comes to life with the soul of a convicted killer - this real life cookie monster wreaks havoc on the girl who sent the killer to the electric chair. Oh and that Ginger is Gary Busey...yep that Busey.

Happy Holidays everyone!

(Ep. 148): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - December 2020

Tue, 01 Dec 2020 00:00:00 -0800

Holiday Hijinks come once a year, and with The Simplistic Reviews here, you should have no fear! After all the good tidings 2020 has given us, its time to head to The First Korean Church of SR as confessional gets sexy in the newest segment; "Simplistic Confessional with Father Polizzi." Blue Collar Comedy and The Kings of Comedy talk, Matt giving people their signs, DJ creaming over the life's work of Aaron Sorkin, and so much more in this festive edition of the highest rated podcast of recently divorced dads who are planning on creating an OnlyFans Page to pay for their child support; The Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

(Ep. 147): Order of the Black Eagle – Movie Commentary: November 2020

Sun, 15 Nov 2020 11:20:46 -0800

A James Bondish spy and his female assistant infiltrate a group of South American Nazis who have kept Hitler alive until they take over the... using the ultimate weapon.

We are back watching another terrible action film of the 80s. Today, we celebrate the great Sir Sean Connery by watching a knockoff Bond film that is worse in every way you could possibly think off. (Don't worry we will watch the other shitfest in this series).

Trivia: I believe this film is the first film to make the star, the least entertaining person in the film. Maybe it was the actor who just seems not to really want be here. His character seems to just get lost in the story, almost how lost we got watching this damn cluster fuck. Oh and yeah he's "partner" is a baboon.

Let's do this!

(Ep. 146): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - November 2020

Sun, 01 Nov 2020 11:31:51 -0800

Batman, the Joker, Ra's Al Ghul, Walter Vinci from First Time Watchers...seriously, a whole bunch of people show up on this special Election Edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. The boys politic about Hollywood news in the return of Can You Dig It. Julie's Diary reveals your favorite announcer's stance on the upcoming election...kinda. And the boys pick the winners to a couple of battles to the death in another round of Simplistic Fisticuffs. So do your constitutional duty and listen to this brand new episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

12HR Spooktacular - 2020

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 12:41:15 -0700

Happy Halloween!

Join us again for 12 hours of 3 very non-productive men sitting around doing nothing but watching 8 films, 6 terrible and 2 good films.

Could it get anymore scary?

Re-live our first annual 12HR Spooktacular! Grab the movies below and watch along with us...if you dare.

Our lineup from the Oct. 17th.

Schedule (EST)

12:00pm - The Funhouse (1981)

1:35pm - Evil Dead (2013)

3:06pm - Break #1

3:11pm - Hellbound (1994)

4:45pm - Monster Dog (1984)

6:10pm - Intermission - Break #2

6:17pm - Soultaker (1990)

7:52pm - Final Destination 5 (2011)

9:14pm - Break #3

9:19pm - Pumpkinhead (1988)

10:45pm - Dracula (1931)

12:00am - End

(Ep. 145): Death Spa – Movie Commentary: October 2020

Thu, 15 Oct 2020 12:48:03 -0700

Death Spa

R 1989 ‧ Horror/Slasher ‧ 1h 28m

Customers at an exclusive fat farm are haunted by a force which turns exercise equipment into deadly killing machines.

Spooky!

Halloween is right around the corner, so lets watch a movie about exercise equipment killing people! Sounds like one hell of a movie right? We all know COVID-19 came with a lot. Now we need to loss a bit of weight, so come with us as we all signup to loss a few pints of blood. Oh and don't worry about the random murders. Each one banks us a free 3 week gym membership. Grab your LA Looks, that neon shirt and lets hit the gym...or spa...ugh...whatever this is Death Spa!

Simplistic Takes Ep. 5 | The Boys: Season 2 (E1-E7)

Mon, 05 Oct 2020 14:18:01 -0700

Matt and Justin sit down here on Simplistic Takes and discuss season 2 (up to episode 7) of the best show on right now, The Boys!

Simplistic Interviews Ep. 012: Debbie Rochon

Sun, 04 Oct 2020 09:00:00 -0700

On this Simplistic Sit-Down, Matt chats with the fantastic Debbie Rochon, a women of so many talents it would be a travesty to mention this all in this summary.

Maybe you should just listen to the show and see what we mean.

For more info on Debbie, please visit Debbie's homepage, right HERE

(Ep. 144): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - October 2020

Wed, 30 Sep 2020 21:28:46 -0700

On this October episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, Justin talks about his brush with brush fires near his California home. The boys discuss frightening possibilities in a segment we call Scary Thoughts. Matt compares Justin to Robert Kraft inexplicably, and DJ dresses up in order to see if Matt and Justin can guess what he's supposed to be in a game called What Are You Supposed To Be. All that and more on this spooktacular episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. Yes...we know spooktacular isn't a word.

Simplistic Interviews Ep. 011: John Brennan

Sat, 19 Sep 2020 12:00:00 -0700

We're back with another Simplistic Interview. This time we have John Brennan, a man of many talents.

From his kindergarten song writing career, days of working with Troma, and his magnum opus, the opening theme for "The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs" on Shudder, we cover it all.

John was also one of the producers on Troma's latest take from the Bard; #ShakespearesShitstorm, which we also review HERE.

Matt and John also chat about how great Jim Henson truly was, might get a little political, and we let the crowd know that Troma is always looking for the next great script. It could be YOU!!!

Follow John on Twitter HERE

And find out more about #ShakespearesShitstorm HERE

(Ep. 143): Sleepaway Camp – Movie Commentary: September 2020

Tue, 15 Sep 2020 19:28:33 -0700

Happy Halloween!

It's official! Halloween has begun here at Simplistic Reviews. With everything that has been terrible this year, what more could you ask for then a good old slasher. Ready for some camping? How about a gender reveal party? We have it all here today with...

Sleepaway Camp

R 1983 ‧ Horror/Slasher ‧ 1h 28m

Angela Baker, a shy, traumatized young girl, is sent to summer camp with her cousin. Shortly after her arrival, anyone with sinister or less than honorable intentions gets their comeuppance.

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(Ep. 142): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - September 2020

Mon, 31 Aug 2020 23:31:57 -0700

On the September episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys say the first things that come to their minds when hearing entertainment news stories in Word Association. Matt and Justin set the record straight about their feelings on Rick And Morty in another edition of Simply Say Anything. DJ rants about Star Wars...again, Julie laments about her favorite streaming services, and the boys discuss Genghis Khan...in a way. All that and more on the greatest podcast on Earth. The Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

Simplistic Takes: Ep. 4 | Fantasia Fest 2020

Sat, 29 Aug 2020 14:53:15 -0700

Matt and Justin sit down to discuss some of the films they have seen at this years Fantasia Film Festival.

#Fantasia #Movies #FilmFestival #Podcast

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'''Live' from Fantasia Fest 2020' Simplistic Interviews Ep. 010: Bao Tran, Director of 'The Paper Tigers'

Sun, 23 Aug 2020 15:54:16 -0700

As we end the first weekend of Fantasia Film Festival 2020, Matt chats with the director of the kung-fu comedy, "The Paper Tigers,'" Bao Tran.

The Washington native, who's parents are from Vietnam, talks about the Hollywood and Vietnamese film making process, and the eight year journey of bringing "The Paper Tigers' to life.

Bao and Matt also discuss 80s and 90s nostalgia, the influence of Bruce Lee, and rap cyphers and dojo busting!

"The Paper Tigers" will premier at Fantasia Fest 2020 on August 30th. Get more info right HERE on that. And peep the Q&A right after the flick as well.

And check out more info on "The Paper Tigers" right HERE

For even more social media goodness, check out the links below:

Twitter: @_thepapertigers Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ThePaperTigersMovie/ Instagram: @_thepapertigers URL: thepapertigersmovie.com Email: info@thepapertigersmovie.com

'''Live' from Fantasia Fest 2020' Simplistic Interviews Ep. 009: Ryan Spindell, Director of 'The Mortuary Collection'

Sat, 22 Aug 2020 12:00:00 -0700

The 2020 Fantasia Film Festival is underway, and we have another great interview for you.

This time we are joined by Ryan Spindell, the director of the horror anthology, 'The Mortuary Collection.'

Matt and Ryan chat about their collective love of 'Creepshow,' how it took eight years to finally get his first feature film completed, the world building of Raven's End, and how cool Clancy Brown actually is.

Click HERE for our review of 'The Mortuary Collection'

You can holler at Ryan over on his social media links as well.

Twitter

Instagram

And check out TrapDoor Pictures

''Live' from Fantasia Fest 2020' Simplistic Interviews Ep. 008: Ryan Kruger, Director of 'Fried Barry'

Mon, 17 Aug 2020 12:00:00 -0700

For our coverage of the 2020 Fantasia Fest Festival, we are kicking things off interview-style with Ryan Kruger, the director of the gonzo alien road trip flick, 'Fried Barry.'

Ryan and Matt chat about the making of 'Fried Barry,' how he kept his star, Gary Green, on his toes throughout production, how 80s films of his youth shaped the making of the film, and what it took to make his feature film debut a reality.

Check out the trailer for 'Fried Barry' HERE

And make sure to head over to Fantasia Film Festival for the COMPLETE SCHEDULE and when you can stream 'Fried Barry.'

Fantasia Film Fest 2020 runs from August 20th to September 2nd

Find out more about Ryan Kruger's work and where you can get in touch with him below:

Website: www.ryankruger.tv Facebook: www.facebook.com/RyanKrugerOfficial Twitter: @ryankrugerthing Instagram: aryankrugerthing IMDB: http://www.imdb.me/ryankruger

Wheel Of Doom: Ep. 2 - Movie Commentary

Sat, 15 Aug 2020 11:55:00 -0700

After two episodes the wheel has finally broken us. I believe we need to rethink things and destroy this curse from hell. Unless you girls and guys like us getting severely mentally punished…wait do you? Do you like us getting punished? How about physically punished? Hummm, maybe this is a good time to speak to you about our OnlyFans page. If that doesn't sound good, listen to this; every Monday we take a rusty linked chain and recor- Well, I don't want to spoil it. So check it out for yourself!

(Ep. 141): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - August 2020

Sat, 01 Aug 2020 00:00:00 -0700

Time once again to go into your room, leap under the covers, pop in your headphones and listen in secret to the most outrageous entertainment industry film podcast this side of the Rio Grande. Speaking of which, on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys let loose on American icon, John Wayne. Matt and Justin take turns trying to read each other's minds in another edition of Simplistic Submarine. DJ introduces a new game centered around the demise of movie villains in Simplistic Death. Also, Doctor Doom reveals what he does for a day job. That, another entry into Julie's Diary, a Sean Bean death retrospective, special appearance from Walter Vinci from First Time Watchers podcast and Jeanette Ward from the Mundane Adventures Of A Fangirl, and an 80s movie mullet-off...all on this brand new episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

Simplistic Reviews Presents: Beyond the Pale Ale Ep. 010 – Ryan McKay from Living Waters Brewing

Sun, 19 Jul 2020 12:00:00 -0700

In the Season One finale of 'Beyond the Pale Ale' we come full circle and back to Nashville where Matt chats with Ryan McKay from Living Waters Brewing.

Coming up on their One Year Anniversary Matt and Ryan chat about how plans changes, almost on a minute to minute basis, in 2020, and the state of beer, locally.

Living Waters is also a part of the 'Black is Beautiful' beer project, which now has over 1,000 breweries involved.

Honestly, it has been an honor to be able to work with some many great people on this project. While the subject matter isn't the happiest, hopefully 'Beyond the Pale Ale' has been able to translate how hard people are working in these unprecedented times and how they are adapting and evolving in ways that they never saw coming.

Between racial and social injustice, a pandemic that has brought our economy to it's knees and polarized politics, its been rough, but together, and we get through this.

Hopefully, when Season Two goes into production we have moved on and into better and more 'normal' times.

Remember to keep supporting your local bars, restaurants, breweries and distilleries in these tough and emotional times.

If you want to yell at Matt about his interviewing skills, or lack thereof, e-mail him at matt@simplisticreviews.net or if you want to leave a general comment or maybe even want to throw your two-cents onto the show, e-mail contact@simplisticreviews.net

Show Notes

Living Waters Brewing

Black is Beautiful Beer Project

Wheel Of Doom: Ep. 1 - Movie Commentary

Wed, 15 Jul 2020 11:27:52 -0700

There is a wheel that has been hidden for centuries.

Hidden from the world for the power it welds.

Its destruction is unlike anything you could imagine.

And now its back.

As a way to pick a movie, for a terrible podcast.

Behold the Wheel Of Doom!

Simplistic Reviews Presents: Beyond the Pale Ale Ep. 009 – JT Stellmach from Holy City Brewing

Sun, 12 Jul 2020 07:51:27 -0700

On this episode of 'Beyond the Pale Ale' we scoot over to South Carolina to chat with JT Stellmach of Holy City Brewing in North Charleston, South Carolina.

Matt shares a couple of Holy City's best while the duo discuss the business, the brewery and collaborations.

Oh, and who are the TOP FIVE, DEAD or ALIVE, in Hip Hop.

Remember to keep supporting your local bars, restaurants, breweries and distilleries in these tough and emotional times.

Show Notes:

Holy City Brewing

Simplistic Interviews Ep. 007 Jeffrey A. Brown and Tyler Davidson from 'The Beach House'

Thu, 09 Jul 2020 16:45:49 -0700

On this episode of 'Simplistic Interviews' Matt chats with Jeffrey A. Brown and Tyler Davidson, the director and one of the producers, respectively, from the new horror gem you can find on SHUDDER; 'The Beach House.'

Everything from uncooperative fog, body horror, oysters, and beyond is covered.

Make sure you check out OUR REVIEW of 'The Beach House' as well.

(Ep. 140): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - July 2020

Wed, 01 Jul 2020 00:00:00 -0700

Happy 4th Of July. The boys at Simplistic Reviews, along with Greg Cafaro from Miscast Entertainment, are ready to light all the fireworks your parents told you were dangerous. First things first, we celebrate Matt's copper anniversary, then we peek in on the life of Chris Hansen, bring back a classic segment called Simply The Best, do a little channel surfing with some TV Roundup, share another entry into Julie's Diary, and then flip the script with another edition of Simplistic Switcheroo. All that and more on this explosive episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

Simplistic Reviews Presents: Beyond the Pale Ale Ep. 008 – Nate Grabowski from Monday Night Brewing Co.

Sun, 28 Jun 2020 08:45:11 -0700

On this episode we head down to Georgia, figuratively, and I chat with Nate Grabowski, the Tennessee Market Manager from Monday Night Brewing Co. in Atlanta

Nate and I go back about three years so we wax on our old gigs, where we are now, how it's going, and where we think we're heading. Oh, and we got to hang out in person in the studio sharing a few beers while staying socially distant of course!

Remember to keep supporting your local bars, restaurants, breweries and distilleries in these CRAZY COVID TIMES.

Simplistic Reviews Presents: Beyond the Pale Ale Ep. 007 – Joaquin and Josh Peña from Islla Street Brewing Co.

Sun, 21 Jun 2020 16:23:28 -0700

On this episode of ‘Beyond the Pale Ale’ I’m joined by the dynamic duo of Joaquin and Josh Peña from Islla Street Brewing Co. in San Antonio, Texas.

In this Jumbo-Deluxe episode, we dive into the the diversity of the Texas beer scene, how a culinary director and oil field chemist created a brewery that bridges cultures together, and how Covid-19 has changed the landscape of business as we know it.

Remember to keep supporting your local bars, restaurants, breweries and distilleries in these CRAZY COVID TIMES.

Simplistic Reviews Presents: Beyond the Pale Ale Ep. 006 - Adam Crumley from New Belgium Brewing Co.

Sun, 14 Jun 2020 09:01:28 -0700

On this episode of "Beyond the Pale Ale" I'm joined by one of my best friends in the beer business, Adam Crumley, the New Belgium Tennessee Voodoo Ranger himself!

This is also the first LIVE interview I conduct, but don't worry we were doing respectful of social distancing rules and regulations.

Adam chats about the state of affairs on New Belgium while we enjoy some new products from their Voodoo Ranger line and pop a cork on a special beer while looking forward to the future of business.

Remember to keep supporting your local bars, restaurants, breweries and distilleries in these tough and emotional times.

Show Notes

New Belgium Brewing

Simplistic Reviews Presents: Beyond the Pale Ale Ep. 005 – Marcus Baskerville from Weathered Souls Brewing Co.

Sun, 07 Jun 2020 09:55:00 -0700

On this week's episode of 'Beyond the Pale Ale' I'm fortunate enough to be joined by Co-Founder and Head Brewer, Marcus Baskerville, from Weathered Souls Brewing Co. in San Antonio, TX.

We chat about their business model during the Covid-19 Pandemic, his journey from Sacramento to San Antonio, diversity in the beer industry, and of course about their 'Black is Beautiful' beer project.

With over 200 breweries across 35 states already involved in 'Black is Beautiful,' be on the lookout for this beer very soon, and make sure you listen, learn, collaborate, and work with local businesses to help spread the word on social injustice and how to fix systematic racism across the world.

Remember to keep supporting your local bars, restaurants, breweries and distilleries in these tough and emotional times.

Show Notes

Black is Beautiful Project

Weathered Souls Brewing Co.

Know Your Rights Camp

(Ep. 139): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - June 2020

Mon, 01 Jun 2020 00:30:28 -0700

The return of a very special guest, the return of one of our favorite games, a brand new segment, two new sketches, and an in-depth look at Joey Pants' pants. This episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast couldn't be any more filled to the brim with crazy if were a Gary Busey biography. We are graced with the presence of Jeanette Ward from The Mundane Adventures Of A Fangirl. We also test her film recognition with a little game of Simplistic Titles. Julie gets her own new segment aptly named Julie's Diary. And to top it all off, Jay Cluitt from Life Vs Film makes a cameo in order to channel the spirit of Christopher Nolan right in time for Tenet. Sounds weird? It is! Cool right? All that and more on a special episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast

Simplistic Reviews Presents: Beyond the Pale Ale Ep. 004 – Dylan Crain from Crosstown Brewing Co.

Sun, 31 May 2020 12:00:00 -0700

Things are starting to heat up with this episode of 'Beyond the Pale Ale.'

Matt gets a chance to catch up with Dylan Crain from Memphis' Finest, Crosstown Brewing Co.

Remember to keep supporting your local bars, restaurants, breweries and distilleries in these CRAZY COVID TIMES.

Show Notes

Crosstown Brewing Co.

All Together Collab

Simplistic Reviews Presents: Beyond the Pale Ale Ep. 003 – Stephanie Davis from Wicked Weed Brewing

Sun, 24 May 2020 12:00:00 -0700

In this episode of "Beyond the Pale Ale" Matt chats with Stephanie Davis from Wicked Weed Brewing in Asheville, North Carolina.

Stephanie takes care of the entire state of Tennessee offering the latest and greatest from one of Asheville's most popular breweries.

Steph and Matt also go over new releases and the Beers That Build program.

Remember to keep supporting your local bars, restaurants, breweries and distilleries in these CRAZY COVID TIMES.

Show Notes

Giving Back to Asheville

Donating to the Cause

Beers That Build

(Ep. 138): Beyond Skyline – Movie Commentary: Netflix Party Edition – May 2020

Sat, 23 May 2020 14:39:37 -0700

Beyond Skline

R ‧ 2017 ‧ Sci-fi/Action ‧ 1h 45m
Detective Mark Corley storms his way onto an alien spaceship to rescue his estranged son. When the ship crashes in Southeast Asia, he forges an alliance with a band of survivors to take back the planet once and for all.

The quarantine Netflix Party Edition continues with the classic 2017 sci-fi film, Beyond Skyline.

Oh it's not a classic?

I just assumed a movie about a father and aliens or a baby or something...wait I forget...what the hell did we just watch? Seriously, if you pulled a gun out and asked me to name one character, just one, you would be pulling that trigger.

Well, maybe letting you choice these movies is too much power, I'm honestly starting to think about taking my chances by leaving the house than watching another one of those "classic" Netflix films.

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Simplistic Reviews Presents: Beyond the Pale Ale Ep. 002 - Adam Kamerer from Blackstone Brewing Co.

Sun, 17 May 2020 09:44:13 -0700

On this episode of Beyond the Pale Ale, I chat with Adam Kamerer from Blackstone Brewing Co. in Nashville, Tennessee.

Being Nashville’s oldest brewery, Blackstone has been the ebbs and flows of a city that has grown at an exponential rate, and only to see what damage the recent pandemic has caused Nashville.

Remember to keep supporting your local bars, restaurants, breweries and distilleries in these CRAZY COVID TIMES.

Show Notes

Blackstone on Facebook

Blackstone on Instagram

Nashville Brewing Co on Instagram

Simplistic Reviews Presents: Beyond the Pale Ale Ep. 001 - Isaiah Kallman from Black Abbey Brewing Co.

Sun, 10 May 2020 07:27:08 -0700

In the inaugural episode of Beyond the Pale Ale, Matt sits down with Isaiah Kallman, from Black Abbey Brewing Co in Nashville, TN.

Discussion ranges from the difference between Michi-ganders and Miami-ans, and how Isaiah might actually be connected to royalty and own an actual castle!

Remember to keep supporting your local bars, restaurants, breweries and distilleries in these CRAZY COVID TIMES.

SHOW NOTES

Black Abbey Brewing Co.

Dad Rock Block

(Ep. 137): Shark Night 3D - Movie Commentary: Netflix Party Edition - April 2020

Tue, 05 May 2020 01:01:53 -0700

Big thanks to Greg and Will from MISCAST and everyone else for joining!

Listeners picked it, so we watched it...

Shark Night 3D...

Yippy.

Shark Night

PG-13 ‧ 2011 ‧ Horror/Thriller

Newly arrived at her family's lake-island cabin, college student Sara (Sara Paxton) and her friends prepare for a weekend of fun in the sun. But soon after they dive into the lake, football player Malik (Sinqua Walls) stumbles out of the water with a grievous wound. Thinking Malik is the victim of a freak accident, the friends pile into a tiny speedboat and head for the hospital. To their horror, they discover that they are surrounded by hundreds of massive, hungry sharks.

Release date: September 2, 2011 (USA)
Director: David R. Ellis
Budget: 28 million USD
Box office: 40.1 million USD

(Ep. 136): Bloodsport - Movie Commentary: Netflix Party Edition - April 2020

Mon, 27 Apr 2020 19:27:15 -0700

Still have that face mask by your side? Great! Wash those hands again because they're about to get bloody in this week's Netflix Party.

Big thanks to Greg and Will from MISCAST and everyone else for joining!

This time around we watched...

Bloodsport

1988 ‧ Action/Martial Arts

U.S. soldier Frank Dux (Jean-Claude Van Damme) has come to Hong Kong to be accepted into the Kumite, a highly secret and extremely violent martial-arts competition. While trying to gain access into the underground world of clandestine fighters, he also has to avoid military officers who consider him to be AWOL. After enduring a difficult training and beginning a romance with journalist Janice Kent (Leah Ayres), Frank is given the opportunity to fight. But can he survive?

Release date: February 26, 1988 (USA)

Director: Newt Arnold

Box office: 65 million USD

(Ep. 135): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - April 2020

Mon, 27 Apr 2020 14:24:21 -0700

With a world starved for content, the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is here to show you how low the bar has fallen. With the help of Jay Cluitt from Life Vs Film, Jeanette Ward from The Mundane Adventures of a Fangirl, Nicholas Rehak, Steven C. Phillips from Altered Geek, and Todd Liebenow from Forgotten Films, Simplistic Reviews presents their two-part exposé on Sesame Street. The fellas also discuss which movies are to die for if ever the theaters open back up. And we top it all off with a game in which choices will have to be made on which fictional character is allowed to marry Justin and Matt's daughters. All that and more on this untested and very sick episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

(Ep. 134): Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Movie Commentary: Netflix Party Edition - April 2020

Thu, 23 Apr 2020 13:54:54 -0700

Cowabunga!

Remember when Mom would say, "Stop playing with those damn turtle action figures, get out of the house and go play outside!?"

Boy times have changed...

Since we cannot play outside we decided to get together with our fellow podcasters and listeners, our friends, and watch 1990s classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles online with the Netflix Party Extension.

So grab that facemask, wash those hands and join us during the quarantine.

Big thanks to Freddy and Greg from MISCAST for joining!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

In New York, mysterious radioactive ooze has mutated four sewer turtles into talking, upright-walking, crime-fighting ninjas. The intrepid heroes -- Michelangelo (Robbie Rist), Donatello (Corey Feldman), Raphael (Josh Pais) and Leonardo (Brian Tochi) -- are trained in the Ninjutsu arts by their rat sensei, Splinter. When a villainous rogue ninja, who is a former pupil of Splinter, arrives and spreads lawlessness throughout the city, it's up to the plucky turtles to stop him.

Release date: March 30, 1990 (USA)
Director: Steve Barron
Box office: 202 million USD

(Ep. 133): Our Man Flint - Movie Commentary - April 2020

Sat, 04 Apr 2020 11:59:12 -0700

While everyone is sitting home doing nothing, we decided to watch a movie that went nowhere except to maximum complete and utter nonsense...enjoy! :)

Our Man Flint  1966 ‧ Action/Comedy ‧ 1h 48m

When a global criminal organization flexes its power over weather and tectonic activity, secret agent Derek Flint (James Coburn) is summoned from retirement to get to the bottom of the matter. While he mulls over whether to take the assignment, he narrowly escapes an assassination attempt, but his spy agency commander, Cramden (Lee J. Cobb), is nearly mortally wounded. Vowing to take the fight to the enemy, Flint treks through Europe hot on the trail of femme fatale spy Gila (Gila Golan). 

Release date: January 16, 1966 (USA) 

Director: Daniel Mann 

Music composed by: Jerry Goldsmith

 Screenplay: Hal Fimberg, Ben Starr

Ep. 132 The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - March 2020

Sat, 21 Mar 2020 01:05:02 -0700

Stuck at home hiding from the Corona Virus? Watch some TV. Can't afford cable because you lost your job? Read a book. Suffering from illiteracy? Play with your kids. Hate your family? Well, there is always the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. This month the boys try to socially distance themselves from Harvey Weinstein, Kid Rock, Judith Light, Buzz Lightyear and even the wonderful world of Disney. They also debut a new segment in which they point out some Hollywood tropes they're sick of. All that and more, without the requirement of a breathing mask, on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast

(Ep. 131): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - February 2020

Mon, 24 Feb 2020 21:37:22 -0800

As the month of love and black history comes to a close, the Simplistic Reviews podcast does their best to hate on the concept of love and misremember pretty much all of black history. The boys tackle everything from Batman, to Bond songs, to Rick Moranis. They also introduce a new “Where Are They Now?” styled segment we’re calling What Happened. All that, a brief phone call to Michael Fassbender, a cameo from Walter Vinci from the First Time Watchers Podcast, a Terry Funk For President ad campaign and a pretty long and slightly unintentional plug for the app Cameo on this February episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast

(Ep. 130): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - January 2020

Sat, 25 Jan 2020 10:11:21 -0800

Theft, Trespassing, Kidnapping, Murder, Intrigue, Joel Kinnaman...that's right...Joel Kinnaman. The first Simplistic Reviews Podcast of the new year brings you all that and more, including Simon Appleton from The Movie Moustache. We discuss everything from Bond to Batman to Batman's odd confession in Batman Forever to Harvey Dent. Tune in and listen to all our crimes against the entertainment community.

(Ep. 129): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - December 2019

Sun, 22 Dec 2019 20:05:07 -0800

While we are in the midst of 8 crazy nights and the Christmas season, why not get yourself put on the naughty list by checking out the holiday episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. The boys end the year off right by checking what tantalizing entertainment news story is stuffed in their stockings, they recap the year, and then finally decide which movies are actual Christmas movies and which aren’t movies at all in another installment of Simplistic Titles. All that and more on this gift wrapped episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast

NOTES

(Ep. 128): Christmas Evil - Movie Commentary: December 2019

Fri, 20 Dec 2019 17:53:33 -0800

From everyone at Simplistic Review, Merry Christmas you filthy animal!

Movie Commentary: Christmas Evil - 1980

Comical festive frights. A toy-maker who revels in the Christmas spirit suffers a mental break when his work is met with hypocrisy and cynicism and goes on a yuletide killing spree.

(Ep. 127): Mr. No Legs & ThanksKilling - Thanksgiving Double Feature - Movie Commentary: November 2019

Thu, 28 Nov 2019 20:54:12 -0800

Stuffed from all that turkey? Any room for dessert?

Bet you feel like crap right now. Want to feel worse? If so we have two terrible movies for you, a leg or thigh double feature!

Watch what you can stomach or skip this one, because to be honest both are not horrible films...sorry.

Mr. No Legs:1h 30min |1978| Action - A physically challenged mob enforcer uses his martial-arts skills and a specially equipped wheelchair to keep the police and his enemies at bay.

ThanksKilling: 1h 10min | 2008 | Comedy, Horror - A possessed turkey terrorizes five college students during Thanksgiving break.

(Ep. 126): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - October 2019

Tue, 29 Oct 2019 03:01:54 -0700

On this Halloween Edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, DJ finally gives his thoughts on the recent MCU criticism...Matthew creates a new catchphrase that is as bewildering as it is hilarious...and Justin cries...yup...he's not that dead inside after all. All that and more on a scarily good episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

(Ep. 125): Jungle Assault - Movie Commentary: September 2019

Mon, 30 Sep 2019 19:22:24 -0700

When general Mitchell's daughter joins South American rebels, he asks two of his ex-soldiers, Becker and Kelly, to get her back. They soon discovers that the rebels are in league with Russians.

Rambo is back in the theaters so what better way to celebrate then with a film that has no connection with the series. In fact it's not even nearly close to the worst Rambo film. Because no one asked for it, Jungle Assault! Rambo is back in the theaters so what better way to celebrate then with a film that has no connection with the series. In fact it's not even nearly close to the worst Rambo film. Because no one asked for it, Jungle Assault!

A David A. Prior made film on a budget slightly less then a family going to their local grocery store.

(Ep. 124): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - August 2019

Sat, 17 Aug 2019 00:26:44 -0700

On this back to school episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. William Davis Moore, from Miscast Entertainment, sits in for the vacationing Matthew Stewart. The boys discuss...well...The Boys...TV series...they also briefly discuss the only Oscar-winning film to have a money shot in it (Can you guess what it is?)...they tackle the TransAtlantic accent and finally reveal the real person behind Warner Brothers. All That and Moore...see what I did there? Because William Davis Moore is on the...nevermind...All that and some stoking of the flames surrounding that old rumor about William Shatner's late wife...yeah we went there...on the August Edition of the Simplistic Review Podcast.

NOTES

Shatner's Wife

The Boys Airplane Scene

The TransAtlantic Accent

Pennyworth

Lobo on Krypton

Lex Luthor Stole 40 Cakes

(Ep. 123): Stone Cold - Movie Commentary (with Movie Audio): August 2019

Sun, 11 Aug 2019 21:01:49 -0700

Stone Cold

1991 ‧ Thriller/Action ‧ 1h 35m

A street-smart cop goes undercover to infiltrate and bring to justice a ruthless motorcycle gang before they can carry out their plans of tyranny and murder.

MGM...oh MGM. Your copyright happy trigger finger was at it again. Nothing like editing Stone Cold a few times only to have you take it down again and again. Fun stuff MGM...fun stuff.

Take a journey with DJ and Justin to a simpler time, were MGM made fun and exciting movies existed. Sure, MGM has lost it ways these days but there was a time they made enjoyable films. No, I'm not salty over the pull downs - but Stone Cold is a fun ride. And lets not pull punches here, no one pulls off the business in the front and party in the back like Brian mother F-ing Bosworth!

So, take a ride with us as we watch 90s Stone Cold and now faith-based action star, The Boz!

Yeah, the guy from Stone Cold does faith based action movies now, hey everyone has to make a living.

(Ep. 123): Stone Cold - Movie Commentary (without Movie Audio): August 2019

Sun, 11 Aug 2019 21:01:46 -0700

Stone Cold

1991 ‧ Thriller/Action ‧ 1h 35m

A street-smart cop goes undercover to infiltrate and bring to justice a ruthless motorcycle gang before they can carry out their plans of tyranny and murder.

MGM...oh MGM. Your copyright happy trigger finger was at it again. Nothing like editing Stone Cold a few times only to have you take it down again and again. Fun stuff MGM...fun stuff.

So, take a ride with us as we watch 90s Stone Cold and now faith-based action star, The Boz!

Yeah, the guy from Stone Cold does faith based action movies now, hey everyone has to make a living.

(Ep. 122): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - July 2019

Thu, 04 Jul 2019 09:57:37 -0700

Happy Fourth Of July! A holiday you that’s best with the fireworks that only the Simplistic Reviews Podcast can give you. On this return episode, the boys discuss what they did on their summer break, which includes hospital visits that lead to an interaction with Michael Keaton, their top 3 episodes of Black Mirror, some of Quincy Jones’ best hits…on fellow celebrities, and how much they would need to get paid to let a female soccer player kick them in the nethers. And to top it off, they play the explosive game Simplistic Submarine. All that and more on this comeback episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast

MUSIC
Fast Times By IDOLS
Gold Medal By Sounds Like Sander
Variety Time By Tim Garland

NOTES
Alex Morgan

Quincy Jones Rumor About Brando

Black Mirror

Simplistic Interview with Heather Buckley, Producer of "The Ranger"

Fri, 07 Jun 2019 18:03:26 -0700

On this Simplistic Interview, we sit down with Heather Buckley, producer of the 2018 horror film "The Ranger."

From days writing at Fangoria Magazine to pitching films at Cannes and South by Southwest, Matt and Heather discuss what it was that got her into horror, how inclusion is shaping the horror genre, and essentially how she is an encyclopedia of genre knowledge. Oh, and of course punk rock!

Follow her all over social media too!

Twitter: @_HeatherBuckley

Instagram: www.instagram.com/_heatherbuckley

And of course check out "The Ranger!"

Twitter: @TheRangerMovie

Instagram: @therangermovie

Streaming on Shudder, Amazon Prime, and anywhere else where you can find great horror flicks.

(Ep. 121): Fire Down Below - Movie Commentary (with Movie Audio) - May 2019

Fri, 24 May 2019 12:13:23 -0700

We started this new year off with a film from 90's action star and serial eater, Steven Seagal's Hard to Kill! We continue the Seagal Saga with Fire Down Below, you know the EPA action film...no not that one...the other one...yeah there is another EPA action film.

Fire Down Below R 1997 ‧ Thriller/Action ‧ 1h 45m Description When an EPA representative is discovered dead in a small Midwestern town, government agent Jack Taggart (Steven Seagal) goes undercover to check things out. He finds that local coal mogul Orin Hanner Sr. (Kris Kristofferson) is cutting financial corners by disposing of hazardous waste wherever he pleases and that local kids are falling ill because of this recklessness. Taggart then works to stop the shady activity and save the town, but Hanner and his thugs soon grow suspicious of him. Initial release: December 13, 1997 (South Korea) Director: Félix Enríquez Alcalá Budget: 42 million USD Box office: 16.2 million USD Music composed by: Nick Glennie-Smith

(Ep. 121): Fire Down Below - Movie Commentary (without Movie Audio) - May 2019

Fri, 24 May 2019 12:13:19 -0700

Simplistic Interview with Cody Meirick, Director of "Scary Stories"

Mon, 20 May 2019 18:13:11 -0700

Matt sits down with Cody Meirick, Director and Producer of the new documentary Scary Stories.

Find out more about Scary Stories:
Scarystoriesdoc.com
bit.ly/WatchScaryStories
Facebook.com/scarystoriesmovie
Twitter.com/scarystoriesdoc
Instagram.com/scarystoriesdoc

(Ep. 120): Guns - Movie Commentary (with Movie Audio) - April 2019 April 2019

Fri, 26 Apr 2019 19:06:13 -0700

April 26 is here!

Sure, the mystery movie commentaries were fun. But you knew what you wanted and we knew what you needed. So today we give it like it has never been given...That is why, for no other reason, April 26 was circled on our calendars.

A date we know a lot of you have been counting down towards.

A date that will most likely go down in movie history.

April 26, 2019.

The date Simplistic Reviews finally watched...Guns!

Guns 1990 ‧ Thriller/Drama ‧ 1h 36m Description Initial release: November 9, 1990 Director: Andy Sidaris A South American gunrunner (Erik Estrada) uses an island in Hawaii as his base of operations. A squad of beautiful government airfreighters Donna (Dona Speir) and Nicole (Roberta Vasquez) agents is sent to put him out of business.

Shit yeah! Andy Sidaris! The Sidaris Cinematic Universe continues of the greatest movie series ever! Bombs! Bullets and Babes! This isn't no children's Endgame, this is real shit!

(Ep. 120): Guns - Movie Commentary (without Movie Audio) - April 2019 April 2019

Fri, 26 Apr 2019 19:06:08 -0700

(Ep. 119): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - April 2019

Wed, 03 Apr 2019 17:29:45 -0700

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back from Spring break...clean...sober...and ready to go. One of those things are true. The boys discuss everything they missed since they’ve been gone. From James Gunn rehiring, to the etymology of the word “trump”, to that famous last line in Lethal Weapon 2. You remember that one right? We sure didn’t. Doug Funny, Oregon Trail, Jenny & Melissa McCarthy...all points of interest or disinterest on this Spring fling episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

NOTES

Jenny McCarthy Anti-Vax

The word “trump” means...

Oregon Trail

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Remake

MUSIC

Fast Times Club By IDOL

Gold Medal By Sounds Like Sander

(Ep. 118): Mystery Movie 2 - Movie Commentary (with Movie Audio) - April 2019

Sun, 31 Mar 2019 19:26:27 -0700

So last time we tried something new, something mysterious, something crazy!

The people responded and wanted more or we're just untalented hacks...anyway we did it again!

Matt and Justin watch a movie just in-time for another movie that's due out April 5. Wow a movie commentary tie-in? Kinda...But unlike last time, both Matt and Justin have seen this film before.

Sure, it may be just a one off type of film but damn its really mysterious is it not?

So join Matt as he joins DJ in a movie commentary like none other...a mystery movie...eh movie commentary!?

(Ep. 118): Mystery Movie 2 - Movie Commentary (without Movie Audio) - April 2019

Sun, 31 Mar 2019 19:26:22 -0700

So last time we tried something new, something mysterious, something crazy!

The people responded and wanted more or we're just untalented hacks...anyway we did it again!

Matt and Justin watch a movie just in-time for another movie that's due out April 5. Wow a movie commentary tie-in? Kinda...But unlike last time, both Matt and Justin have seen this film before.

Sure, it may be just a one off type of film but damn its really mysterious is it not?

So join Matt as he joins DJ in a movie commentary like none other...a mystery movie...eh movie commentary!?

(Ep. 117): Mystery Movie - Movie Commentary: March 2019

Fri, 01 Mar 2019 09:58:40 -0800

Today we try something new, something mysterious, something crazy! DJ and Justin watch a movie like they did so many times before. But this time it's different. This time Justin carefully selected from the Simplistic Reviews ever growing library of shitty movies, a film DJ has never seen nor heard of.

And that's not all. This time DJ has no idea what he will be watching, he knows nothing, just like you!

So join DJ as he is only aware of recording a movie commentary...not what movie...but...a mystery movie!

(Ep. 116): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: February

Sat, 09 Feb 2019 12:48:56 -0800

February is not only the month of love. It is also the month in which the hooligans from the Simplistic Reviews Podcast return! On this season premiere episode, the boys have intellectual discussions/ profanity-laced tangents about Liam Neeson’s past, America’s rampant use of blackface, Benedict Cumberbatch‘s most creepy role, Jeff Goldblum (AGAIN), and Albert Finney’s best role...Dr. Albert Hirsch in the Bourne Ultimatum...it’s subjective.

All that and more on this heartwarming and romantic February episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

NOTES

Albert Finney The Bourne Ultimatum

Liam Neeson Cosh Stalker

MUSIC

Fast Times Club By IDOL

Gold Medal By Sounds Like Sander

(Ep. 115): Hard To Kill - Movie Commentary (with Movie Audio): January 2019

Sun, 13 Jan 2019 11:00:38 -0800

The new year is here and so is a new batch of Simplistic Reviews Movie Commentaries!

We start this new year off with a film from 90's action star and serial eater, Steven Seagal. Which Seagal film? Well, since Steven has a large collection of so bad its good, we figured we get out one of the better Seagal films that also has some of our favorite lines.

Stay warm with the boys from SR on this chilly January Sunday and let's watch some Hard to Kill!

Hard to Kill 1990 ‧ Drama/Thriller ‧ 1h 40m

When police detective Mason Storm (Steven Seagal) uncovers ties among corrupt cops, the mob and charismatic politician Vernon Trent (Bill Sadler), a hit is ordered on his family. During the attack, Storm's wife is killed, and the cop himself is severely injured. After waking up from a years-long coma, Storm, aided by gorgeous nurse Andy Stewart (Kelly LeBrock), slowly gets back on his feet and plots revenge against those who wronged him, particularly the duplicitous Sen. Trent.

Release date: February 9, 1990 (USA)

Director: Bruce Malmuth Box office: 47.4 million USD Screenplay: Steven McKay Music composed by: David Michael Frank

(Ep. 115): Hard To Kill - Movie Commentary (without Movie Audio): January 2019

Sun, 13 Jan 2019 11:00:30 -0800

The new year is here and so is a new batch of Simplistic Reviews Movie Commentaries!

Stay warm with the boys from SR on this chilly January Sunday and let's watch some Hard to Kill!

Hard to Kill 1990 ‧ Drama/Thriller ‧ 1h 40m

Release date: February 9, 1990 (USA) Director: Bruce Malmuth Box office: 47.4 million USD Screenplay: Steven McKay Music composed by: David Michael Frank

(Ep. 114): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: December 2018

Fri, 21 Dec 2018 11:08:15 -0800

Happy Holidays to all, and to all a good podcast! The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back to jingle some bells and deck some halls with Simon Appleton from Moustache Movie News. We ask the expert in all things U.K. everything from Brexit, the metric system, and Meghan Markel...we also take a break to read some Christmas cards sent to Santa, much to the chagrin of our Jewish cohost Matthew Stewart. We also bring back one of our favorite games, Simplistic Titles, to see if Simon knows what movies are real and which ones come from the dark recesses of DJ Valentine's twisted mind. All that reindeer crap and more on a fa-la-la-la-loaded episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast

MUSIC

Deck The Halls By Album House

Hark The Herald Angels Sing By Album House

Jingle Bells By Album House

O Little Town Of Bethlehem By Album House

We Wish You An Indie Christmas By Aaron Tosti

Happy Christmas Deck The Halls By Be Still The Earth

8-Bit Blues By Fairlight

Move By OBOY

NOTES

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Audition

Aladdin First Look

Lindsey Lohan Beach Club

Simplistic Reviews: Aquaman

Mon, 17 Dec 2018 14:05:38 -0800

Today we try something new. DJ and Justin sit down and talk about what they liked, didn't like and what should of been.

This is Simplistic Reviews on Aquaman.

Aquaman PG-13 2018 ‧ Fantasy/Science Fiction ‧ 2h 22m Once home to the most advanced civilization on Earth, the city of Atlantis is now an underwater kingdom ruled by the power-hungry King Orm. With a vast army at his disposal, Orm plans to conquer the remaining oceanic people -- and then the surface world. Standing in his way is Aquaman, Orm's half-human, half-Atlantean brother and true heir to the throne. With help from royal counselor Vulko, Aquaman must retrieve the legendary Trident of Atlan and embrace his destiny as protector of the deep. Release date: December 21, 2018 (USA) Director: James Wan

(Ep. 113): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: November 2018

Fri, 30 Nov 2018 08:00:00 -0800

Don't count your turkeys before they're clucked...that's a saying, right? The Simplistic Reviews Podcast for November comes right under the wire just in time to tell you what happened to Harry Potter, explore the career and voice of Kathleen Turner, discuss the filmography of Steven Seagal and create a brand new Pokemon. The boys test the limits of reality with the return of Believable Or Bullshit. Justin reveals which classic '70s show he'll be watching next on TV Roundup. And we flip Hollywood on its head with another edition of Simplistic Switcheroo. All that and more on the award-winning Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

NOTES

Hard To Kill

HPV Michael Douglas

Detective Pikachu

Michael J. Fox on Curb

MUSIC

Fast Times By Idols

Sun Traces By Isaac Joel

Gold Medal By Sounds Like Sander

Runaway Ghost By Travis Loafman

(Ep. 112): If Looks Could Kill - Movie Commentary (with Movie Audio): Novemeber 2018

Mon, 12 Nov 2018 18:27:54 -0800

If Looks Could Kill PG-13 1991 ‧ Action/Action/Adventure ‧ 1h 28m Before he can graduate, cocky high school student Michael Corben (Richard Grieco) travels to France on a school trip to earn a missing French credit. But when a British intelligence agent mistakes Michael for a spy of the same name, they rush him to headquarters and assign him to capture the evil Augustus Steranko (Roger Rees), using a plethora of espionage gadgetry. Michael has the time of his life -- until he crosses paths with two assassins (Tom Rack, Carole Davis) who want him dead. Initial release: March 15, 1991 Director: William Dear Why? Because why not! Open that bottle of wine you keep thinking about and spend a lovely evening with DJ, Matt, Justin and the God that is Richard Grieco. Feast your eyes upon the Grieco and say goodbye to your family, because looks can kill!

(Ep. 112): If Looks Could Kill - Movie Commentary (without Movie Audio): Novemeber 2018

Mon, 12 Nov 2018 18:27:33 -0800

(Ep. 111): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: October 2018

Mon, 29 Oct 2018 16:26:44 -0700

What could be more spooky then a Simplistic Reviews Spooktastic Podcast? Okay so you could just turn on the news which is scary enough.

Today, we bring the Halloween to your ears on the 111th episode of... wait this episode is number 111? So I times 111 by 6... 666!!!, Oh my god Gregory Sestero its the mark of the beast! Damn that's perfect timing or we held off a movie commentary from being released to make a Halloween stupid joke. Nay...not us we aren't that cheesy.

So let's all indulge into some candy, laugh, drink and talk about news and some spooky thoughts we had recently as well make fun of those shitty Hollywood scumbags on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

Boooo!

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Mon, 01 Oct 2018 06:58:07 -0700

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(Ep. 110): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: September 2018

Mon, 10 Sep 2018 18:03:14 -0700

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back from our August break and raring to go. And since we thought the show could use more of a fangirl touch, we got the biggest and best fangirl of them all, Jeanette Ward from The Mundane Adventures Of A Fangirl. And as gracious hosts, we immediately put Ms. Ward in the hot seat during another edition of Questions From The Crowd. The gang also go against their better nature while playing Say Anything. Shane Black, Cardi B Nicki Minaj Beef, and midichlorians...all things discussed on the latest episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

NOTES

Ray Liotta Commercial

Nicki Minaj & Cardi B Fight

Glass Noodles

Blockbuster Video

MUSIC

60's Blues Rock Kinda Thing By Aaron Tosti

Gold Medal By Sounds Like Sander

Fast Times Club By Idols

(Ep. 109): Killing American Style - Movie Commentary (with Movie Audio): September 2018

Tue, 04 Sep 2018 20:04:55 -0700

(with Movie Audio)

Well it's not Samurai Cop...

Welcome back to the Simplistic Reviews Movie Commentary! Today we pop in another Amir Shervan film, Killing American Style. It's the 80's and of course Amir will recycle from his masterpiece Samurai Cop; location, music and beefy men with long beautiful hair. The terrible acting mix with cheesy fight scene is the best part along with its nonexistent script. Killing American Style is no Samurai Cop. It's not as funny nor crazy but still a entertaining film except for one thing - rape.

The amount of creepiness is beyond anything we have seen before. There really isn't a need for rape in a movie, especially when the story line doesn't call for it. A simple walk into the room with the door closing gets it point across, what we get here is out of control and unnecessary. Killing American Style is a fun Sunday film to drink and laugh at, just look at that title. But when your looking for another Samurai Cop don't look at Killing American Style, it's in a league of its own.

(Ep. 109): Killing American Style - Movie Commentary (without Movie Audio): September 2018

Tue, 04 Sep 2018 20:04:50 -0700

(without Movie Audio)

Well it's not Samurai Cop...

S1:E2 - Simplistic Reviews Show Live!

Tue, 07 Aug 2018 19:46:48 -0700

S1:E2 - Simplistic Reviews Show Live!

Gather the children around, episode 2 has arrived.

Simplistic Reviews Show Live! is a talk show. If you thought the gang couldn't possibly talk more than their Simplistic Reviews Podcast or Simplistic Reviews Movie Commentary, then you thought wrong. Today we talk about some Fallout, debrief our last movie commentary Uncle Sam as well reveal the next movie commentary and look at some news.

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(Ep. 108): Uncle Sam - Movie Commentary: July 2018

Mon, 30 Jul 2018 17:48:58 -0700

Uncle Sam R 1996 ‧ Slasher/Horror ‧ 1h 30m

A Gulf War veteran rises from the dead to wreak vengeance upon unpatriotic residents of his hometown. Initial release: 1996 Director: William Lustig Release date: 1996 (Greece) Budget: 2 million USD Screenplay: Larry Cohen
Because you asked for it, here it is... Uncle Sam!
The classic blockbuster video rental slasher is a great way to celebrate America's birthday! Nothing like some patriotic killing to make us American hard. Okay children grab that flag and those sparklers, bite into your U.S. grade hamburgers and pop in Uncle Sam...This is Simplistic Reviews Movie Commentary!

S1:E1 - Simplistic Reviews Show Live!

Mon, 23 Jul 2018 20:21:07 -0700

Welcome to our new live show - Simplistic Reviews Show Live!

Ep.1 is here!

Today we talk all things Comic Con

Look at some odd news in this crazy world we live in

and play the game, "Are They Dead Yet?"

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(Ep. 107): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: July 2018

Tue, 17 Jul 2018 15:32:00 -0700

It's July, so that means it's time for a summer blowout episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. We broach many subjects includrtl=0" width="100%">ng Star Wars' big problem, Robocop reboots, Chris Hardwick's troubles, and the Naked Gun. Yes...that assortment of subjects has never been collectively tackled before. Also Justin is put on the hot seat for the new segment Questions From The Crowd. DJ and Justin go crazy with their love for the television show 24. And the boys try and figure out films by their last line in the new game Simplistic Last Lines. All that and more on this new episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

NOTES

Jack & Nina

The End Of Every Episode Of Police Squad

MUSIC

Fast Times Club By Idols

Gold Medal By Sounds Like Sander

4. For Losing It By The Triads

(Ep. 106): Ring of the Musketeers - Movie Commentary (with Movie Audio): July 2018

Tue, 03 Jul 2018 08:52:22 -0700

Ring of the Musketeers PG-13 1992 ‧ Action/Adventure ‧ 1h 26m

As descendants of the original Three Musketeers, Peter Porthos (Thomas Gottschalk), John Smith D'Artagnan (David Hasselhoff) and Anne-Marie Athos (Alison Doody) are continuing the chivalrous tradition of protecting those who can't protect themselves, carrying it into the modern age. Rather than fighting lords and counts, these Musketeers have the Mafia to deal with, but they're aided by reformed burglar Burt Aramis (Cheech Marin), the newly knighted fourth Musketeer.

Initial release: December 1, 1992 (Germany)
Director: John Paragon
Production company: Motion Picture Corporation of America
Screenplay: John Paragon, Joel Surnow
Producers:Brad Krevoy, Steven Stabler Plug that VHS player back in! It time for some David Hasselhoff! That's right, today we watch the Ring of the Musketeers. A made for TV film that... well... nobody remembers. But when you have a modern day (90's) Musketeers film that has a cast that contains the Hoff, Cheech Marin, Alison Doody, John Rhys-Davies, Corbin Bernsen, Timothy Stack, Ricky Jay and Branscombe Richmond. You pretty much stop whatever you are doing and pop this VHS in. So fix that tracking and enjoy that mono audio (yes this VHS wasn't in stereo) and repeat, Unus pro omnibus, omnes pro uno! Because we do this together ladies and gents! This is the Simplistic Reviews Movie Commentary of Ring of the Musketeers!

(Ep. 106): Ring of the Musketeers - Movie Commentary (without Movie Audio): July 2018

Tue, 03 Jul 2018 08:52:18 -0700

Ring of the Musketeers PG-13 1992 ‧ Action/Adventure ‧ 1h 26m

(Ep. 105): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: June 2018

Mon, 11 Jun 2018 15:38:32 -0700

School might be out for summer, but not the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. We are back with special guest Dan "The Comic Book Concierge" Clark from The GeekCast Radio Network and CinemaGeeks Podcast, a couple of call-in friends of ours stop by, and we discuss everything from IHOP changing to IHOB, Hailee Steinfeld having Shape Of Water sex with an Autobot, and of course, the real problem with Hitler...you're gonna have to listen to find out what the hell that means on a brand new episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

NOTES

IHOB

David Tyree

Get A Life

MUSIC

Neon Love By Jeff Dale, Gavin Harrison, and Tim Reilly

Five Dollar Bill By Jason Pedder & Ben Ziapour

Midnight Ride By Richard Kimmings & Jason Pedder

Variety Time By Tim Garland

(Ep. 104): Justice League - Movie Commentary (with Movie Audio): June 2018

Sat, 02 Jun 2018 10:32:35 -0700

Justice League

PG-13 2017 ‧ Fantasy/Science fiction film ‧ 2 hours

Fuelled by his restored faith in humanity, and inspired by Superman's selfless act, Bruce Wayne enlists newfound ally Diana Prince to face an even greater threat. Together, Batman and Wonder Woman work quickly to recruit a team to stand against this newly-awakened enemy. Despite the formation of an unprecedented league of heroes in Batman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Cyborg and the Flash, it may be too late to save the planet from an assault of catastrophic proportions.

Initial release: November 15, 2017 (Sweden)

Director: Zack Snyder

Initial DVD release: March 13, 2018 (USA)

Box office: 657.9 million USD

Well... like DJ mentioned, we kept going with these damn DCU movie commentaries. We didn't really want to watch JL but we had to get it over with.

But hey it is still better then Batman V Superman Dawn of Justice, that's something right? Don't worry we will get back to the crappy but fun films that include a good old T&A drinking game.

So sit back and enjoy a okay film that's somewhat coherent and looks a ton better then Dawn of Justice. Grab that beer and laugh at the terrible CG... and that laughable mustache removal...man that was horrible.

Oh and we added a new gimmick. Starting with Justice League, after every movie commentary we'll spin a wheel to find out what we watch next. Fun stuff!

Today we took a spin on our new wheel!!!

We spun The Wheel of Doom (TM) a collection of request films by viewers like you!

...and we get something odd. Hint: It involves the Musketeers and David Hasselhoff...yep the HOFF...nothing but fun...

Hey did you know: Justice League is the fourth-most-expensive film ever made. Amazing is it not?! wikipedia.org

(Ep. 104): Justice League - Movie Commentary (without Movie Audio): June 2018

Fri, 01 Jun 2018 18:29:17 -0700

Justice League

PG-13 2017 ‧ Fantasy/Science fiction film ‧ 2 hours

Initial release: November 15, 2017 (Sweden)

Director: Zack Snyder

Initial DVD release: March 13, 2018 (USA)

Box office: 657.9 million USD

Well... like DJ mentioned, we kept going with these damn DCU movie commentaries. We didn't really want to watch JL but we had to get it over with.

But hey it is still better then Batman V Superman Dawn of Justice, that's something right? Don't worry we will get back to the crappy but fun films that include a good old T&A drinking game.

Oh and we added a new gimmick. Starting with Justice League, after every movie commentary we'll spin a wheel to find out what we watch next. Fun stuff!

Today we took a spin on our new wheel!!!

We spun The Wheel of Doom (TM) a collection of request films by viewers like you!

...and we get something odd. Hint: It involves the Musketeers and David Hasselhoff...yep the HOFF...nothing but fun...

Hey did you know: Justice League is the fourth-most-expensive film ever made. Amazing is it not?! wikipedia.org

(Ep. 103): House 2 - Movie Commentary (with Movie Audio): May 2018

Wed, 09 May 2018 06:56:44 -0700

House II: The Second Story PG-13 1987 ‧ Adventure/Horror ‧ 1h 28m A man (Arye Gross) and his friend (Jonathan Stark) exhume an ancestor (Royal Dano) in the house where his parents were killed. Initial release: August 28, 1987 Director: Ethan Wiley Budget: 3 million USD Producer: Sean S. Cunningham Production company: New World Pictures
Well you can't say we don't love you. Today Matt and Justin watch a movie from the Lister requested submissions. Sometimes we find fun and enjoyable films, that ether we never watched or never heard of. But that isn't always the case. Ep. 103 we cross off another one, House 2: The Second Story. A film not watched by the two in a collective 30 plus years. What we found out is its not as good as we once remembered.

House 2 is under the horror genre which is a lie. Eventhough it is a sequel to the 1986 film House, House 2 does not involve the storyline and character from the first film, including the horror feel. House 2 is supernatural fantasy "comedy".
Frankly its a mess of a film. If you haven't already watched the first House then skip this and check House.

(Ep. 103): House 2 - Movie Commentary (without Movie Audio): May 2018

Wed, 09 May 2018 06:55:34 -0700

(Ep. 102): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: April 2018

Fri, 06 Apr 2018 07:02:58 -0700

This isn't a joke...the boys are back on the airwaves with another edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast...or are they? You be the judge of whether you think they're back or not. I might be telling you here that they are back, but are they truly "back." And if their back, where are they back from? The Future, School, Training, To Back, In Black, Rubs, In The Habit, For The First Time, again, it's up to you to decide...

This month, the shenanigans range to these nincompoops yelling about whether Spielberg or Scorsese did it better, and by IT they mean holding the camera and making millionaires do things on camera, to the merits of Justin actually discovering he's North African and how we can us that to our advantage.

There is also the return of Simplistic Switcharoo where the fellas tackle the big questions of whether Nicolas Cage could be replaced by John Malkovich in Face/Off and after a long a sordid history, Matt might finally come to terms with the concept of Anne Hathaway.

All this, and of course your monthly dose of dick and fart jokes, on The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, if you SMELL.....what THE CROCK.....is cookin'!!

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MUSIC

Neon Love by Jeff Dale, Gavin Harrison and Tim Reilly

Hit the Jackpot by David James

80s Killed The Radio Star by Bobby Cole

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(Ep. 101): Undefeatable - Movie Commentary (with Movie Audio): Match 2018

Fri, 23 Mar 2018 19:31:44 -0700

Undefeatable R 1994 ‧ Thriller/Action ‧ 1h 35m 4.1/10 · IMDb

The boys of Simplistic Reviews are back! Let's be honest you never believed Ep. 100 was our last... did you? No we can't stop with all these crappy movies out there. Plus the current world we live in needs some terrible grotesque jokes.

So sit back, turn off the lights and enjoy some undefeatable puns...no...they suck...its pretty sad.

Kristi Jones (Cynthia Rothrock) who, along with her gang, take part in Mafia-run street fights to earn money for her sister's college education. Kristi's sister hopes to become a doctor and pay for Kristi's education.

Meanwhile, an underground fighter by the name of "Stingray" (Don Niam) is left by his scared wife, Anna, after raping her, and vows to find her. Stingray has suffered from abandonment issues since early childhood and this new trauma triggers a psychotic break from reality. He begins to kidnap women who resemble his ex-wife, and subsequently tortures them and gouges their eyes out before returning their bodies to the crime scene. Kristi's sister becomes one of the victims, so Kristi tracks down Stingray with the help of police officer Nick DiMarco (John Miller), who might just be falling for her, alongside her sister's psychiatry tutor Jennifer (Donna Jason) and Nick's partner Mike (Gerald Klein).

They eventually track down Stingray, who has kidnapped Jennifer, and fight in a warehouse where he escapes after shooting and killing Mike. Jennifer's injuries, though relatively minor, require that she be admitted to the hospital where she is again kidnapped by Stingray who is impersonating a doctor. Kristi and Nick chase him to a storage area where the three do battle, mostly through hand-to-hand combat. Stingray is bested by the pair, having both eyes gouged out in the process. He's then suspended by the eye-sockets with a meat hook, killing him.

The final scene shows with Kristi and her friends visiting her late sister's resting place to inform her that Stingray has finally been defeated. It is revealed that Kristi has somehow enrolled her former gang in college to give them a chance at a better life, and that Kristi has also been enrolled in college by Nick. The film ends with the group engaging in an impassioned four way high-five.

(Ep. 101): Undefeatable - Movie Commentary (without Movie Audio): Match 2018

Fri, 23 Mar 2018 19:31:40 -0700

Undefeatable R 1994 ‧ Thriller/Action ‧ 1h 35m 4.1/10 · IMDb

(Ep. 100): The One Hundredth Simplistic Reviews Podcast: February 2018

Sat, 17 Feb 2018 05:18:03 -0800

It’s here! No, not your tax return…
No, not another government shutdown…
No, not an actual picture of Venom…

It’s the 100th episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast! We got a guest list so prestigious and respected, it should run for president…please…someone…anyone…run for president. So if you’re going on a short drive on a long road or a long walk off a short pier, stick this in your ear holes and enjoy the bad comedy styling of Matthew Stewart, DJ Valentine, and Justin Polizzi for the 100th time…and then…for the love of God…run for president.

MUSIC Triumph March By Verdi Neon Love By Jeff Dale, Gavin Harrison & Tim Reilly Dark City Beats By John 00 Fleming Utopia In Peril By Chillout Plain Jane By Sid Phillips

(Ep. 99): Killer Workout - Movie Commentary (without Movie Audio): February 2018

Tue, 06 Feb 2018 11:16:08 -0800

Killer Workout 1987 ‧ 1h 25m

Killer Workout, also known under the original title Aerobicide, is a 1986 American slasher film written and directed by David A. Prior. It stars Marcia Karr, David James Campbell, Fritz Matthews, Ted Prior, and Teresa Van der Woude. Wikipedia

Director: David A. Prior

Screenplay: David A. Prior

Music composed by: Todd Hayen

Producers: David Winters, Marc Winters, Peter Yuval

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(Ep. 99): Killer Workout - Movie Commentary (with Movie Audio): February 2018

Tue, 06 Feb 2018 11:15:10 -0800

Killer Workout 1987 ‧ 1h 25m

Director: David A. Prior

Screenplay: David A. Prior

Music composed by: Todd Hayen

Producers: David Winters, Marc Winters, Peter Yuval

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(Ep. 98): SR Podcast - January 2018

Sun, 14 Jan 2018 20:28:21 -0800

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES

The boys at Simplistic Reviews are back for a brand new year of hijinks, hilarity, intrigue, and murder...well maybe not that last one. On the January edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the gang not only tries to unravel the mystery of January Jones' secret baby daddy, they also discuss Star Wars, Star Trek, The Crown, The Wire, and the 1991 Macaulay Culkin animated series Wish Kid...yeah...we're still a pretty weird show. The boys also reveal some secrets they're not too proud of in the segment Simply Ashamed. All that, an office search, a porno movie experience and more on a brand new edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast

NOTES

X-Factor

Wish Kid

January Jones Kid Mystery

The Wire's Best Scene

Billy Joel Accident

MUSIC

Sexy By Ben Sound

Ying And Yang By John 00 Fleming

The Croft By Joakim Karud

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(Ep. 97): Fit To Kill - Movie Commentary (Movie Audio): January 2018

Fri, 12 Jan 2018 21:19:04 -0800

Fit to Kill R 1993 ‧ Thriller/Action ‧ 1h 34m
L.E.T.H.A.L. Agents Donna and Nicole, accompany and protect a wealthy Asian businessman and his rare diamond against a sinister international jewel thief.

Release: 1993
Director: Andy Sidaris
Screenplay: Andy Sidaris

There isn't anything to say about this film except it is amazing!

Please...Stop whatever your doing and watch this film now!

Honestly this is one of the best we have ever watched on the Simplistic Reviews Movie Commentary. It's been awhile and we are glad to come back to the films by Andy Sidaris. What more could you ask for...
Girls! Guns!

and

G-Strings!

I mean clearly it has everything. And to top it off the movie has one hell of a Bond undertone. Just wait till that we get there. We once again tip our hat to you Mr. Sidaris... Thank you! P.S. Be on the lookout for a young Kenny Powers

(Ep. 97): Fit To Kill - Movie Commentary (without Movie Audio): January 2018

Fri, 12 Jan 2018 21:18:59 -0800

and

G-Strings!

(Ep. 96): Jack Frost 2 - Movie Commentary (without Movie Audio): December 2017

Fri, 22 Dec 2017 20:13:44 -0800

Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman R 2000 ‧ Slasher/Fantasy ‧ 1h 31m _____________________________________________________________________________

Sam (Christopher Allport) is traumatized by his experience the previous Christmas, battling Jack Frost (Matt Falletta), a murderous snowman possessed by a serial killer. His wife, Anne (Eileen Seeley), thinks a trip to the tropics will get his mind off the snow, so they pack their bags and head to a resort on an island in the Pacific. Meanwhile, the FBI accidentally resurrects Jack's remains during an experiment. Jack heads to the island, covers it in snow and embarks on another rampage.

Initial release: November 21, 2000 Director: Michael Cooney Film series: Jack Frost Film Series Music composed by: Chris Anderson Screenplay: Michael Cooney Well to finish off our Holiday Movie Commentaries we decided to dive into Jack Frost 2. There is much to say but watch the first Jack Frost and stop. Jack Frost 2 is not a good bad movie but a bad movie. They forgot the good this time around. So stay warm by that fire place and remember not to eat the yellow snow! Happy Hanukkah Merry Christmas Happy Festivus Happy New Year
and from us all at Simplistic Reviews thank you for listening and reading! We have big things planned this year we think you will enjoy! See you next year...

(Ep. 96): Jack Frost 2 - Movie Commentary (with Movie Audio): December 2017

Fri, 22 Dec 2017 20:13:42 -0800

Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman R 2000 ‧ Slasher/Fantasy ‧ 1h 31m _____________________________________________________________________________

(Ep. 95): Elves - Movie Commentary: December 2017 (without Movie Audio)

Sun, 17 Dec 2017 09:24:17 -0800

Elves

1989 ‧ Drama/Horror ‧ 1h 29m

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A department-store Santa Claus (Dan Haggerty) discovers a Neo-Nazi plot to mate a nice girl (Julie Austin) with an elf in Colorado.

Release date: October 24, 1989

Director: Jeffrey Mandel

Screenplay: Jeffrey Mandel

Music composed by: Vladimir Horunzhy

Production company: Action International Pictures

That time of the year is back when the gang sits around and watches nothing but terrible holiday themed movies.

Today is not only our first appearance of Dan Haggerty here at Simplistic Reviews but also a ending for a movie that flabbergasted DJ. I suppose this would already be enough for a Movie Commentary but nope...that's not all. We also have a homeless department store Santa investigating a modern-day Neo-Nazi plot to finally bring about the master race that Hitler had always dreamed of.

Instead of a race of pure-blood Aryans, it is revealed that Hitler dreamed of a race of half-human/half-elf hybrids.

Yep... what a movie everyone. So grab that egg nog and sit back, things are about to get weird.

Merry Christmas!

P.S. Enjoy the Elves because next week is a cold one set on a tropical island. Try not to question it.

(Ep. 95): Elves - Movie Commentary: December 2017 (with Movie Audio)

Sun, 17 Dec 2017 09:24:14 -0800

Elves

1989 ‧ Drama/Horror ‧ 1h 29m

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A department-store Santa Claus (Dan Haggerty) discovers a Neo-Nazi plot to mate a nice girl (Julie Austin) with an elf in Colorado.

Release date: October 24, 1989

Director: Jeffrey Mandel

Screenplay: Jeffrey Mandel

Music composed by: Vladimir Horunzhy

Production company: Action International Pictures

That time of the year is back when the gang sits around and watches nothing but terrible holiday themed movies.

Instead of a race of pure-blood Aryans, it is revealed that Hitler dreamed of a race of half-human/half-elf hybrids.

Yep... what a movie everyone. So grab that egg nog and sit back, things are about to get weird.

Merry Christmas!

P.S. Enjoy the Elves because next week is a cold one set on a tropical island. Try not to question it.

(Ep. 94) SR Podcast - December 2017

Sun, 03 Dec 2017 23:21:05 -0800

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES

On this early holiday addition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys discuss all the Hollywood news they missed while on Thanksgiving break during an edition of Can You Dig It. They also review everything from The Punisher to Vice Principals during TV Roundup. They even get to try out some new impressions during the game Simply Quotable…and all this is bookended by Justin’s attempt to cancel a gift basket he bought from Costco…yes really. All that, a new trailer spoof, and some underhanded shots at Matt Lauer on this Season’s Greetings episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

NOTES
Vince McMahon Buys WCW

DC Execs Rush Justice League for bonuses Amazon Lord Of The Rings
MUSIC
By The Croft By Joakim Karud Road Trip By Joakim Karud Utopia In Peril By Chillout Chill Out Soul Rap By Nkato

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(Ep. 93): Killer Klowns from Outer Space - Movie Commentary: October 2017

Mon, 30 Oct 2017 03:34:00 -0700

Killer Klowns from Outer Space PG-13 ‧ 1988 ‧ Science fiction film/Cult film ‧ 1h 28m

When teenagers Mike (Grant Cramer) and Debbie (Suzanne Snyder) see a comet crash outside their sleepy small town, they investigate and discover a pack of murderous aliens who look very much like circus clowns. They try to warn the local authorities, but everyone assumes their story is a prank. Meanwhile, the clowns set about harvesting and eating as many people as they can. It's not until they kidnap Debbie that Mike decides it's up to him to stop the clowns' bloody rampage.
Release date: May 20, 1988 (USA)

What could be better then watching some Killer Klowns this Halloween!? Well with the Simplistic Reviews crew! Join us as we watch a movie that was made to be wacky and goof, yet its still better then half the shit that comes out today! So grab that frankenberry! Pour some of that Halloween themed choice of beer because... this Movie Commentary is gonna scare your socks off!

SR Podcast (Ep. 92) October 2017

Tue, 17 Oct 2017 16:04:36 -0700

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES

On this October episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Matthew takes the reigns and guides us on a spooky journey which takes us from Harvey Weinstein, to Tyrese & Rock beefs, to Rush Hour sequels. The boys play the game where crossdressing is totally allowed, What Are You Supposed to be, and we all try to figure out the name of the black guy who hosted Nick Arcade. All that and more on a terror-filled edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast!

NOTES The Rock v Tyrese Deathsalker Justice League Trailer Pacific Rim Trailer MUSIC
The Thing Theme by John Carpenter The Great Pumpkin Soundtrack by Vince Guaraldi Gremlins Theme by Jerry Goldsmith Beetlejuice Theme by Danny Elfman Halloween Theme by Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross Psycho Killer by Talking Heads Killer Klowns From Outer Space Theme by The Dickies Savin' The Day by Alessi The Shining Theme by Wendy Carlos and Rachel Elkind

Simplistic Interviews: Lou Simon, Director of "3" Talks Horror

Mon, 09 Oct 2017 21:35:22 -0700

In the edition of Simplistic Interviews, Matt "sits down" with director, Lou Simon, and discusses her newest film, "Lou Simon's 3."

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(Ep. 91): Samurai Cop - Movie Commentary: September 2017

Sat, 30 Sep 2017 08:19:08 -0700

Samurai Cop

1991 ‧ Crime film/Thriller ‧ 1h 36m

Play trailer on YouTube

Release date:January 1, 1989 (USA)

Director:Amir Shervan

Screenplay: Amir Shervan

Film series: Samurai Cop Film Series

Well we know how to pick them don't we? Movie Commentary is back but this time with MORE ACTION! MORE BABES AND MORE INCREDIBLE LINE READING!

What the hell is Samurai Cop? You may be asking... Well according to Google it's about ...

But according to IMDB...

Samurai Cop follows Joe Marshall and Frank Washington who are police detectives assigned to stop the ruthless activities of the Katana a renegade Yakuza gang composed of violent and sadistic killers! All they want want to lead the drug trade in Los Angeles.

Then again... since we live in a world of fake news and fake facts its honestly entirely up to debate. But we here at Simplistic Reviews say, "Samurai Cop is a classic on so many levels!"

Everyone hold on this one gets kinda weird but then again it was the early 90's.

Here we go, this is Samurai Cop!

(Ep. 90): SR Podcast - September 2017

Sun, 03 Sep 2017 14:43:50 -0700

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES

Hello friends and soon-to-be enemies! Since its Labor Day Weekend, the gang at Simplistic Reviews thought it would be a great time to get back to work. But it wasn't all fun and games on our Summer break. The fellas got a brand new studio...a brand new intern...and brand new ideas to pollute your brain with...like a sitcom about Hitler and Eva Braun or the craziest idea for a Bridesmaids sequel you'll ever hear. In between that Matt, Justin, and DJ tackle some of the topics they missed and prepare for nuclear winter from either North Korea or our own government while staving off ignored but still rampant national racism; institutional or otherwise...FUN FUN FUN! But mainly they use obscenities to take out everything from The Dark Tower, to a Joker stand alone film, to Brett Ratner. All this and more on an Always Sunny episode of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

0:00:00 Opening Skit

0:03:50 Show Monologue

0:8:43 Simplistic Showcase

0:36:55 TV Round Up

1:05:34 Kill F%$k Marry

1:32:21 Closing Skit

MUSIC

Action In Memphis By Johnny Pearson

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia Theme

Cocaine Model By ZHU

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(Ep. 89): Gymkata - Movie Commentary: August 2017

Thu, 03 Aug 2017 09:40:28 -0700

Gymkata

1985 ‧ R ‧ Action/Action/Adventure ‧ 1h 30m

(Trailer) YouTube

It's that time of the year again, August. The month we all hated as it was the end of our summer vacation and the beginning of back to school. So a little treat is needed and what could be better then Olympic gymnast Kurt Thomas, who combines his gymnastic ability with martial arts to enter a deadly competition? I'm going to guess NOTHING!. Thomas has a few awards under his leotards. In 1985 he earned the big nomination for a Razzie Award as Worst New Star. Wow nothing but the best for you here at Simplistic Reviews.

"Watching Gymkata is a roundhouse kick of pure American action!" - Justin

So are you ready? Cue up your copy, sit back and be in awe over how a movie like this could even exist. Thank you movie gods!

(Ep. 88): SR Podcast - July 2017

Tue, 11 Jul 2017 05:53:08 -0700

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES

When this show gets to 88 episodes, you're gonna hear some serious shit! On the July edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys tackle everything from Back To The Future to Judge Dredd. Justin is in the driver's seat for Word Association and tells his Steve Guttenberg story, DJ is forced to say something nice about Transformers: The Last Knight, Matt talks Castlevania Netflix 5000 on TV Roundup, and the boys take a break for the show to do a live commentary track on a television show in honor the great Adam West in a new segment called Simply Goofing Off. (Watch Along With Them With The Following Link: SIMPLY GOOFING OFF.) All that and more on a time traveling episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

0:00:00 Opening Skit

0:03:54 Show Monologue

0:12:09 Word Association

0:43:28 TV Round Up

0:53:27 Simply Goofing Off

1:16:58 Simply Say Anything

MUSIC

Power Of Love By Huey Lewis And The News

Back In Time By Huey Lewis And The News

Goof Troop

I Dream Of Jeanie Remix

By The Croft By Joakim Karud

Cocaine Model By ZHU

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(Ep. 87): Thunder in Paradise - Movie Commentary: June 2017

Sun, 02 Jul 2017 14:53:51 -0700

Thunder in Paradise PG 1993 ‧ Adventure ‧ 1h 44m

With all of the remakes coming out these days we figured doing Thunder in Paradise would help our chances of getting Hurricane Spencer and Bru back on the waters kicking ass on silver screen, or maybe not. Terry "Hulk" Hogan stars as R. J. "Hurricane" Spencer who is an ex-Navy S. E. A. L. and confirmed bachelor struggling to make ends meet. In order to save his superboat THUNDER (and ultimately, his business) Spencer is forced into a marriage of convenience with the snobby Megan Whitaker. When Megan gets kidnapped it's up to Spencer and his partner Bru to save the day or risk losing everything.

Well today is the perfect day to release this action packed movie commentary. With July 4th days away, this holiday weekend we thought, what could be more American then ex-Navy SEALS saving the day off the Florida coastline?

Answer? NOTHING...Thunder in Paradise it is!

So join us this holiday along with classical trained actor (and def not racist) Hulk Hogan and America's 2nd favorite Lemmon.

Hell even the "President" was excited for this Movie Commentary! Happy 4th everyone!

(Ep. 86): SR Podcast - May 2017

Mon, 29 May 2017 19:23:25 -0700

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES

Oh what a time to be alive! That's what we keep hearing. And yes, it's true, it is quite a time to be alive when you get to listen to another edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast. Because, boy, let me tell you what, this one is a real doozy!

DJ, Justin, and Matt cover it all with their monthly news roundup that runs the gamet of nonsense to non-sensical.

And if you thought we liked fighting last month, wait until you get a load of "Simplistic Switcharoo." This time around, these Simplistic Scamps yammer on about who in Hollywood would do the other jobs better. We know you guys and gals have all fantasized about who would do our job better. Right? I mean imagine Betty White, Paula Deen, and Pat Sajak doing what we're doing...just imagine it...and imagine us on the "Golden Girl," cooking a fatty Southern racist meal, and giving the eyes to Vanna White...IMAGINE IT!

That, and we say hello to our PornHub resident scientist; PornHub Snooty Scientist, in what MAY be our last podcast ever....spoiler alert....it's not. Oh, and a conversation on Air Bud: Ninja Dog. May is go fetch....get it....we'll see ourselves out...

NOTES

Tom Hardy as Venom

Air Bud Rocks

Top Gun 2

Armond White Loves Baywatch

MUSIC

The Hell Raisers by Syd Dale

Cocaine Model By ZHU

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(Ep. 85): Deadly Prey - Movie Commentary: April 2017

Thu, 20 Apr 2017 03:00:00 -0700

Deadly Prey 1987 ‧ Drama/Action ‧ 1h 28m In Vietnam, he was the best... He still is! You've requested it, We watched it!

Deadly Prey is a fun film no doubt about that, might not be great film but boy is this a stupid fun time of a watch. So put on those short shorts and do some killing!

Colonel Hogan is a ruthless former military officer who trains a large group of former U.S. Servicemen as mercenaries by having them hunt down and kill people they abduct off the streets of Los Angeles. Hogan's greedy financier Michaelson threatens Hogan to speed up the men's training or he will pull the plug on Hogan's training camp. However, Hogan and his men meet their match when their latest kidnap victim turns out to be a tough gung-ho marine named Mike Danton who despite being unarmed and hunted, he manages to decimate Hogan's men in detail. Frustrated Hogan, his tough right-hand man Thornton and personal assistant Sybil kidnap Danton's wife Jaimy to force him in the open, while Jaimy's retired police detective father tries to track down her and Danton who finds an unlikely ally in the form of a former marine buddy named Cooper who wants to help him take on all of Hogan's men. (IMDB)

Simply Drinking: Take a drink of your favorite alcoholic beverage every time someone sneaks up on another person.

(Ep. 84): SR Podcast - April 2017

Sun, 02 Apr 2017 19:06:00 -0700

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES

April Fools...this isn't really a podcast post....... so here's a picture of a Ryan Gosling eating cereal.

.....just kidding....maybe...but i mean just look at that sexy guy eating that cereal.

This month we make our grand return with all sorts of goodies. The fellas belly up to the bar to talk the news and their life failures in "What's On Tap."

We're also in the fighting mood this month and the only way to settle that is another round of "Simplistic Fisticuffs."

All this, mail order bride talk, trying to remember what the Street Sharks ever did for us, cross-dressing, and all shorts of April shenanigans on The Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

NOTES

MUSIC

The Hellraisers By Syd Dale

Tears In The Rain By Vangelis

Blade Runner End Titles By Vangelis

(Ep. 83): SR Podcast - February 2017

Sun, 12 Feb 2017 14:46:50 -0800

It's been a long time, we shouldn't have left you, without a podcast to step to....step to, step to...you get it; it's like that Aaliyah song.

We gave you a movie commentary to quench that junkie's thirst for our imminent return, but nothing can prepare you for this month's podcast that is sure to give you heart palpitations.

From the sultry tones of Al Pacino as he talks nipple clamps and spankings...to us wagering our souls, dignity and enthusiasm on 2017 films...and of course we have a game for you, because we love you so very much.

We return with "Hey Fuckhead," where we tear apart those in Hollywood that really piss...us...off, here's a hint; he's a world leader who probably has a tiny wiener...take that as you may.

Just in time for Valentine's Day, the newest Simplistic Reviews podcast. Body harnesses and ball gags not included.

NOTES
World War Z

Jimmy Fallon & Alec Baldwin

Green Lantern Shortlist

MUSIC

Cocaine Model By ZHU

By The Croft By Joakim Karud

What Time Is It By General Crook

(Ep. 82): Savage Beach - Movie Commentary: January 2017

Tue, 31 Jan 2017 16:41:20 -0800

1989 | Action | 92 min

Ready for a trip to Savage Beach?

Come and enjoy beautiful our water

Wine and dine with at the island's number 1 restaurant.

And come see the last of what the 80's have to offer in Andy Sidaris'...

Savage Beach

TRAILER

Ladies and Gentlemen WE ARE BACK!

THE WOMEN!

THE GUNS!

THE OVER THE TOP CRAZIEST ACTION SCENES!

Ah... 2017 is going to be a good year! All new 90's Andy Sidaris' Films to watch. Honestly what more could you want!?

Shit...I just remembered...the 90's sucked and the world is in turmoil. Oh well let's enjoy what we have left then.

Drug agents Donna (Dona Speir) and Taryn (Hope Marie Carlton) crash-land on a remote island, rumored to have a gold treasure. Treasure isn't the only thing on this island, war-gold seekers searching for their gold will do anything for riches.

Initial release: 1989 Director: Andy Sidaris Screenplay: Andy Sidaris Music composed by: Gary Stockdale

(Ep. 81): Year End Wrap Up Mini Show - December 2016

Fri, 30 Dec 2016 19:00:00 -0800

This is it guys and girls, the end of an era! The piece of shit known as 2016 is dead. 2016 was nothing but a douche to us all. Think about it, all horrible and horrific stuff. Don't believe me? Fine. Let me ask you, name one thing that was good about 2016?

Still waiting...

Anything?

Yeah we feel you. So to end the year and ring in a new one we have a Mini End of the Year Wrap Up Show! A podcast that wraps up the shitty year of movies into a bite size appetizer to welcome in 2017!

Thank you everyone who has listened this year. We appreciate your support and we have a lot planned for 2017.

"I know it was you, 2016. You broke my heart. You broke my heart."

(Ep. 80): Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 - Movie Commentary: December 2016

Sun, 25 Dec 2016 02:00:00 -0800

Merry Christmas! From Simplistic Reviews

Silent Night, Deadly Night: Part 2 1987 ‧ R‧ Drama/Slasher ‧ 1h 28min

Trailer

The sequel picks up on Christmas Eve some years after the first movie, with Ricky Caldwell, the 18-year-old brother of the first film's killer, now being held in a mental hospital, awaiting trial for a series of murders that he committed. While being interviewed by the psychiatrist Dr. Henry Bloom, Ricky tells the story of the murders his brother Billy committed throughout a series of several flashbacks using footage from the original film. These flashbacks have new shots to make Ricky appear in more of Billy's original story.

To say Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 is a good movie is an understatement. Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 is the greatest movie ever! Come on this is a fun movie to watch. You really have to give it to the team for making a 1hr 30min movie off a 30 page script. Yes I'm somewhat joking, but let's be honest this movie is freaking fun to watch. Every year people watch A Christmas Story or Christmas Vacation for Christmas but I watch Silent Night, Deadly Night 1 and 2. A Christmas Slasher is always a good time.

So this Christmas grab that eggnog and a bowl of that chocolate covered popcorn. Sit down next to that warm fire and lets watch Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2!

(Ep. 79): Suicide Squad - Extended Cut - Movie Commentary: December 2016

Sun, 11 Dec 2016 08:16:07 -0800

Suicide Squad - Extended Cut

2 hours, 14 minutes

Seriously? Yes I don't know why but we did another WB extended-we-don't-give-you-the-full-movie-the-first-time-cut.

What to say about a poorly made film. I mean a 8 year old with iMovie could do a better editing job.

And I feel bad for bringing the 8 year old this luckluster piece of crap.

DJ says it the best. "This is the biggest disappointment of the year".

So we know you really do not want to watch this film again but hell we gave it a try. So this Sunday Funday Movie Night lets give it a GO!

All Board the WB shitliner one more time!

This time the

S. S. We fooled you again...HAHAHA (Shitty Joker laugh)

Don't worry, this time we have Ted Lange as Your Bartender!

Suicide Squad

It feels good to be bad...Assemble a team of the world's most dangerous, incarcerated Super Villains, provide them with the most powerful arsenal at the government's disposal, and send them off on a mission to defeat an enigmatic, insuperable entity. U.S. intelligence officer Amanda Waller has determined only a secretly convened group of disparate, despicable individuals with next to nothing to lose will do. However, once they realize they weren't picked to succeed but chosen for their patent culpability when they inevitably fail, will the Suicide Squad resolve to die trying, or decide it's every man for himself?

A secret government agency, led by the ruthless, high-ranking official Amanda Waller, recruits some of the most dangerous, incarcerated villains on the planet to execute dangerous black ops missions and save the world from a potentially apocalyptic threat from a mysterious, supernatural entity. If anything goes wrong on this mission, the government will not be liable but rather can place the blame on the villains, who are inherently evil people. A small bomb is implanted in each member of the squad's neck with the capability of detonating any time one of the members tries to rebel or escape. It will be up to this assembled team of villains to prevail over the seemingly impossible events that will unfold before them, in what many deem to be a "suicide mission".

(Ep. 78): SR Podcast - November 2016

Sat, 19 Nov 2016 17:26:01 -0800

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES

On this Thanksgiving episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys talk about turkey and Donald Trump...A Minecraft movie and Donald Trump...Shelley Duvall and Donald Trump and who would win in a fight between Dracula and the Wolfman...oh an also why tackle our new Presidential overlord Donald J. Drumpf...all that and more on a turkey day episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. And that wasn't a typo, by the way. Donald Trump's real name is Drumpf...these are facts.

NOTES

Al Bundy Fights

Wolfman's Got Nards

All Your Base Are Belong To Us

Chickens Have Come Home To Roost

MUSIC

Hail To The Chief

The Incredible Hulk Theme By Daniel Caine Orchestra

Beast Atoms By L-Beazt

Sharp Minds By L-Beazt

Cocaine Model By ZHU

By The Croft By Joakim Karud

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(Ep. 77): SR Podcast - October 2016

Mon, 24 Oct 2016 08:28:28 -0700

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On this spooktacular Halloween episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys discuss everything that goes bump in the night...from Deadpool director woes to a Captain Planet film from Leo. Matthew solves the mystery that is the Madea films. And the boys try to guess each other's Halloween costumes in a segment we're calling What Are You Supposed To Be. All that and more on this pumpkin spice latte version of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

NOTES

Captain Planet by Leo

MUSIC

Halloween Theme by John Carpenter

It's The Great Pumpkin Waltz by Vince Guaraldi

Who Can It Be Now by Men At Work

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(Ep.76): Child's Play 2 - Movie Commentary: Oct 2016

Fri, 21 Oct 2016 10:03:09 -0700

Child's Play 2 Play trailer on YouTube

1990 ‧ Slasher/Thriller ‧ 1h 24m

Movie Commentary Friday! (Is that a thing?)

Hey everyone! Welcome to another Movie Commentary. Halloween is creeping up on us so we're continuing with some more movies about murdering. Only this time its a grown man trapped into the workings of a children's doll. (Cue Disney themed music)

Whats that?! Another bloody movie commentary that involves children? Yeah we know. Listen we didn't plan this out, it was purely random. But hey guess what? Luck is on our side because Child's Play 2 is a million times better then that last one, especially in story structure.

So sit back and watch out for that old toy you forgot about in your closet. You know the one that you witness a man doing black magic on when Dad and you went to the bank that one time. Sure you remember, don't you? You know when the cops came and shot up the place? And as he pulled his bullet riddled-bloody body, he knew the only way to live was to transport his soul into your favorite toy?

No...why would you...that was me.

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(Ep. 75): Beware! Children at Play - Movie Commentary: October 2016

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 12:52:54 -0700

Welcome to another Friday Night Family Movie Night!

Beware! Children at Play1hr 34mins | Horror | 1989

Well that happened...

DJ and Justin just watched Beware Children at Play. And...Well...It's not so great. It is a slow boring movie that only picks up right at the end. Sure the topic of murdering demoniac crazy children is a fun idea to use in a movie but if you don't do anything with it then its pretty lousy. Hopefully the movie next time is a bit more enjoyable to watch, because even though this trailer looked amazing, the final product was just lame.

CUTTING ROOM FLOOR

Ep. 75 with Movie Background

Ep. 75 without Movie Background

(Ep. 74): SR Podcast - September 2016

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 12:51:18 -0700

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY

This month's show is themed around the genius of the late and great Gene Wilder. As we honor his legacy, we create our very own film monstrosities with a new segment called, "Frankenstein's Monster." Think soap in pillow cases and jackets with scorpions on the back...

We also "blaze" our own saddles and whip out some news in "Excuse Me While I Whip This Out." All this, and antics galore on The Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

NOTES

Taylor and the Loki-poki stick

The Devil in Ms. Jones

Joe Mangenello as Slade Wilson

Wonka's Tunnel of Love

Scooby Dax Shepard Doo

Halle Berry's Call

The Passing of a Wilder One

MUSIC

Let It Happen By Tame Impala

Blazing Saddles Theme

Young Frankenstein Lullaby

Springtime for Hitler

World of Pure Imagination

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(Ep. 73): Friday the 13th Part III - Movie Commentary: August 2016

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 12:49:38 -0700

Friday the 13th Part III

1982 | Slasher | 1hr 35min

Welcome to the first ever 3D Podcast! How is a audio only podcast in 3D? We have no idea...

Requested by Bradley Taylor,

Friday the 13th Part III once again follows murderer Jason Voorhees, who as a child drowned off the waters of Camp Crystal Lake. Is there anyone that can put an end to Jason's murderous rampage?

Friday the 13th Part III is a 1982 American 3D slasher film directed by Steve Miner and the third installment in the Friday the 13th film series. Originally released in 3-D, it is the first film to feature antagonist Jason Voorhees wearing his signature hockey mask, which has become a trademark of both the character and franchise, as well an icon in American cinema and horror films in general. As a direct sequel to Friday the 13th (1980) and Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981), the film follows a group of co-eds on vacation at a house on Crystal Lake, where Jason Voorhees has taken refuge. (IMDB)

(Ep. 72): SR Podcast - August 2016

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 12:38:04 -0700

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY

On this August edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys come back from their vacation and catch up with what they missed. JD Duran from Insession Film joins them for a game of Word Association and a brand new game called Simplistic Submarine. The entire Insession family also helps the boys with their ode to Jason Bourne. Yo-Ho-Ho mateys! All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

NOTES

Dr. Strange Trailer

Wonder Woman Trailer

Justice League Trailer

Blair Witch Trailer

Kong Skull Island Trailer

Rocketeers

Fantastic Beasts Trailer

Hacksaw Ridge Trailer

MUSIC

Let It Happen By Tame Impala

1976 By RJD2

I Dream Of genie Remix

Chronos By Hi-Finesse

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(Ep. 71): Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice - Ultimate Edition - Movie Commentary: July 2016

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 12:35:35 -0700

Batman V Superman

2016 | Superhero | 181 minutes

Today on this 4th of July we fight a 3hr war, one we thought we would lose. But we made it through all 3hrs of Zack Snyder's poor choices to bring you another Simplistic Reviews Movie Commentary. We're sure you have better things to do today. Drink and Eating come to mind. But the time may come when you must watch that

Batman V SupermanDawn of JusticeUltimate EditionExtended CutCollectors EditionMovie Commentary

Christ that's a mouthful. Then lets watch it together. A army of one. A uprising to be independent from unbelievable plot holes in a $250 million dollar movie. I mean it's crazy to think these people are professionals and still somehow find work.

So remember young ones. You don't need to jam 10 pounds of shit into a 5 pound bag. Fill up that first bag with all that needed shit and grab another 5 pound bag to finish stuffing that shit. Because having two bags of shit is okay, not one overstuffed bag of shit with plot holes throughout its 3hr run time is okay. Shit boys and girl, that just doesn't fly!

(Ep. 70): Picasso Trigger - Movie Commentary: June 2016

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 12:24:10 -0700

Picasso Trigger

1988 | Action | 1hr 39mins

It's Friday! So we thought another

Movie Commentary was in order!

Continuing our marathon of the one and only Andy Sidaris. If this is your first time, Sidaris is the king of B-Rated films that pretty much only contains the 3 elements any film really ever needs Bullets, Babes and Sex!

Today we let lose on Picasso Trigger, another solid entry into the Sidaris legacy.

"Double agent Picasso Trigger is assassinated in Paris by double-crossing bad guy Miguel Ortiz. Then Ortiz begins eliminating agents of The Agency who were involved in his brother's death. The Agency (belatedly) springs into action to stop Ortiz' heinous activities. The usual gunplay, romance, and nifty toys with bombs ensue."

So grab a cold one and get ready for a thrill of a lifetime, because kids this is...

Picasso Trigger!

(Ep. 69): SR Podcast - May 2016

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 12:20:48 -0700

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY

On the May edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast...Justin Polizzi...absolutely...LOSES IT! Matt and DJ are powerless to stop him from embracing the dark side and unleashing his anger about the new Ghostbusters movies...and Finding Dory...and Spider-Man Homecoming...and the television upfront trailers for Lethal Weapon, MacGyver and Training Day. Polizzi's unbridled rage and fury sends the show toppling down into a dark abyss of obscenities and inappropriate behavior with household pets. An abyss the show may never ever be able to recover from. Now doesn't that sound like a show that you should listen to?! All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

NOTES

Lethal Weapon Television Series

Training Day Television Series

MacGyver Television Series

Tetris Film

Joe Pesci Rap Song "Wise Guy"

Ghostbusters Trailer 2

MUSIC

1976 By RJD2

My Flows Is Tight By Lord Digga

Action In Memphis By Johnny Pearson

Let It Happen By Tame Impala

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(Ep. 68): SR Podcast - BONUS CONTENT

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 12:19:08 -0700

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY

If you listened to the cold open to Episode 68 of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, guest starring Matty Negs from Negs Best Thing and Al Pacino, you might have heard Julie in the background taping something in the recording studio. In this Bonus Content clip, you can hear exactly what she was saying on her side of the glass.

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(Ep. 68): SR Podcast - April 2016

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 12:18:18 -0700

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY

On this “Spring Cleaning” episode of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Matty Negs from Negs Best Thing Podcast helps us talk remakes of TV shows, reboots of Robin Williams films, Game Of Thrones, Prince, Coolio, and movie character fights to the death. Oh and Al Pacino reads the phone book for us. All that and more on the April edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

Notes

Rock and Jumanji

Chyna as She-Hulk

Music

Partyman by Prince

I Would Die For You by Prince

1999 by Prince

Let's Go Crazy by Prince

Raspberry Beret by Prince

Kiss by Prince

Controversy by Prince

Pop Life by Prince

Black Sweat by Prince

You Sexy MF by Prince

I Feel For You by Prince

When Doves Cry by Prince

North by Prince

Purple Rain by Prince

Game Of Thrones Theme by Ramin Djwada

Inside The Actor’s Studio Theme by Angelo Badalamenti

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(Ep. 67): Police Academy 4 - Movie Commentary: April 2016

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 12:15:38 -0700

Ready for another Police Academy Movie Commentary?

Nether are we...

But hey this is the last movie in the series and without a doubt better then that last one.

So for that last time (Thank God)

Grab that popcorn, get ready for dick jokes and enjoy the fact that there is no more Comdt. Mauser

Ladies and Gentlemen this is...

Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol1987 | 1hr 28min | Comedy

We are finally done! Every Single Police Academy Film has been commented on by the gang at Simplistic Reviews.

Every Single One...

(Ep. 66): SR Podcast - March 2016

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 12:13:10 -0700

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY

On this ORDER 66 Episode of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys get prepped for Batman V Superman with a brand new skit. Matt accepts our award from GeekCast Radio Network for best podcast. And to prove that they can be fair, the boys play a round of Simply Say Anything. Trailers, Indiana Jones, and Daredevil talk. All this and more on the March edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

Notes

Order 66

Sean Connery Slapping Women Explanation

Judge Reinhold

Predator Poster

James Franco Batman Cowl

Music

Immediate Music - Person of Interest By Aleksandar Dimitrijevic

Let It Happen By Tame Impala

My Flows Is Tight By Lord Digga

In Your Eyes By Peter Gabriel

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(Ep. 65): SR 2016 Oscar Prediction Podcast

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 12:10:51 -0700

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY

You've heard from the experts...now hear from the madmen from Simplistic Reviews as they predict who will and who should win at the 2016 Oscars. Don't worry, the boys do their best to skate around the #OscarsSoWhite issue. What, are you kidding? They tackle it head on with enough irreverence that even Spike Lee flinch. They also tackle other topics like R rated animation, Jennifer Lawrence on the precipise of being hated, and Harvey Fierstein...a lot of Harvey Fierstein. All that and more on the Simplistic Reviews Oscar Prediction Podcast

NOTES

Harvey Fierstein in Independence Day

Morgan Freeman Car Accident

MUSIC

Hot Shot By Saun & Star

Across 110th Street By Bobby Womack

Strawberry Letter 23 By The Brothers Johnson

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(Ep. 64): SR Podcast - February 2016

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 12:09:34 -0700

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY

On this Law & Order/Valentine's Day-centric episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Jay Cluitt from Life Vs. Film and the Lamb joins the boys to discuss important topics like Earl Grey, Parliament, Paul Giamatti, Mr. T, and Christopher Walken. Also the boys take some time to admit some of their worst movie and television sins in another edition of Simply Ashamed.

All that and more on the Simplistic Reviews Podcast

NOTES:

MUSIC

My Flows Is Tight By Lord Digga

It's A Shame Remix By The Spinners

Law & Order Theme By Mike Post

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(Ep. 63): Malibu Express - Movie Commentary: February 2016

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 12:05:03 -0700

Malibu Express1985 | Crime/Mystery | 1hr 45minsFUN

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES

Cody Abiliene is a semi-successful private detective desperately in need of a big (and well-paying) case. When he's hired to solve the murder of Contessa Luciana's husband, he jumps at the chance. In between investigating the many women around the Contessa's estate, Abilene eventually uncovers a complex case of espionage and blackmail.

So Police Academy 3: Back in Training SUCKED! Don't worry we Love You (only you)! So we have you covered, Malibu Express is the shit (the good shit). Part of the Bullets Bombs and Babes collection from Andy Sidaris, Malibu Express keeps its silliness but adds more to its story then that of Hard Ticket to Hawaii.

Sure Ticket was fun as well but bringing a bit of mystery to an already entertaining film is going the extra mile. Something Police Academy 3 never did.

(Ep. 62): Police Academy 3: Back in Training - Movie Commentary: February 2016

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 12:02:47 -0700

Police Academy 3: Back in Training1986 | Comedy(?) | 1hr 23minsSHIT

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES

We did it! Call us crazy but we did it!

When police funding is cut, Governor Neilson announces that one of the city's two police academies will have to be closed down. To make it fair, Neilson announces a competition to determine which academy will stay opened. Commandant Eric Lassard calls back some of his former students to train the new batch of students, hoping to get the edge on the rival academy, which is run by Commandant Mauser. Lassard's new instructors, the former students he has brought back, include Carey Mahoney, Eugene Tackleberry, Moses Hightower, Debbie Callahan, Larvell Jones, Laverne Hooks, and Douglas Fackler.

Among the new students at Lassard's academy are Cadet Nogata, Cadet Karen Adams, Cadet Bud Kirkland, Cadet Sarah, Cadet Hedges, former gang leader Zed, and Zed's roommate, Cadet Sweetchuck. In order to increase his own academy's chances of winning, Mauser persuades two of Lassard's officers, Kyle Blanks and Chad Copeland, to turn traitor and help Mauser. The competition becomes complicated when a local marina is robbed by a gang of thieves who are dressed as busboys.

Police Academy 3 is in the can, sure its a can full of shit, but it is in the can none the less. Since we are doing a Double Feature this Super Bowl Sunday, and we do love you, best thing to do would be just to skip this one and Listen to the Second Podcast. Trust us we are looking out for you.

Simplistic Theater: Star Wars -The Complete Saga (Episodes I-VI)

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 11:59:16 -0700

George Lucas did it.

Why can't we?

We figured it was best since today
Star Wars: The Force Awakens

comes out.

So don't get mad and if you would like to write out letter to complain, send that mail to

5858 Lucas Valley Road, Nicasio, CA 94946

Simplistic Theater Episode VI : Star Wars - Return Of The Jedi

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 11:57:57 -0700

With only 1 day till the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Along with Jay Cluitt, the gang from Simplistic Reviews thought it would be best to do some reenacting of all 6 films. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is

Simplistic Theater

And today we bring you

Episode VI
Return Of The Jedi

Simplistic Theater Episode V : Star Wars - The Empire Strikes Back

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 11:57:08 -0700

With only 2 days till the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Along with Jay Cluitt, the gang from Simplistic Reviews thought it would be best to do some reenacting of all 6 films. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is

Simplistic Theater

And today we bring you

Episode V
The Empire Strikes Back

Simplistic Theater Episode IV : Star Wars - A New Hope

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 11:56:35 -0700

With only 3 days till the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Along with Jay Cluitt, the gang from Simplistic Reviews thought it would be best to do some reenacting of all 6 films. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is

Simplistic Theater

And today we bring you

Episode IV
A New Hope

Simplistic Theater Episode III : Star Wars - Revenge Of The Sith

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 11:55:38 -0700

With only 4 days till the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Along with Jay Cluitt, the gang from Simplistic Reviews thought it would be best to do some reenacting of all 6 films. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is

Simplistic Theater

And today we bring you

Episode III
Revenge Of The Sith

Simplistic Theater Episode II : Star Wars - Attack Of The Clones

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 11:54:54 -0700

With only 5 days till the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Along with Jay Cluitt, the gang from Simplistic Reviews thought it would be best to do some reenacting of all 6 films. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is

Simplistic Theater

And today we bring you

Episode II
Attack Of The Clones

Simplistic Theater Episode I : Star Wars - The Phantom Menace

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 11:54:13 -0700

With only 6 days till the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Along with Jay Cluitt, the gang from Simplistic Reviews thought it would be best to do some reenacting of all 6 films. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is

Simplistic Theater

And today we bring you

Episode I
The Phantom Menace

(Ep. 61): SR Podcast - January 2016

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 11:53:12 -0700

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY

Happy Jew Year friends and family. The Simplistic Reviews Crew is back, and boy are they going to let you have it....not their virginity, we're all still clearly waiting for the right one to give that away to....

This month the boys try to find a way to make "Making a Murderer" the new #1 Comedy on CBS, to DJ's everylasting black rage involving Michael Bay as Transformers 69 is coming soon. We even throw in a little TV talk, and introduce a brand new game segment where we decide who lives or dies in "Simplistic Fisticuffs."

All this, plus we finally catch up with the asshat responsible for the deaths of both David Bowie and Alan Rickman in this super-sized, jam-packed edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

NOTES:

Bowie Being Bowie

Rickman Being Rickman

Bay Being Bay

MUSIC

My Flows Is Tight By Lord Digga

Syd Dale By The Hell Raisers

1976 By RJD2

Cast Your Fate To The Wind By Vince Guaraldi

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(Ep. 60): SR Podcast - December 2015

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 11:37:08 -0700

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES

On this holiday episode of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Matthew's Judeism is put to the test, Justin continues to try and make sense of the Prequels, DJ laments over Die Hard, and the boys have a hell of a time writing letters to Santa, spinning dreidels and breaking down the finale of Fargo. All this and more on our Ho-Ho-Ho Holiday Show.

NOTES

Quentin vs Disney

Independence Day 2 Trailer

TMNT 2 Trailer

X-Men: Apocalypse Trailer

MUSIC

Die Hard Score By Michael Kamen

Couple Of Misfits By Burt Ives

Christmas Time Is Here By Vince Guaraldi Trio

Christmas In Hollis By Run D.M.C.

Ode To Joy By Ludwig van Beethoven

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(Ep. 59): Icebreaker - Movie Commentary: December 2015

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 11:33:04 -0700

ICEBREAKERTrailer

2000 | Action/Drama/Poorly Made | 90mins

At the the Killington ski resort something has gone awry. Evil terrorists led by the sinister Greig have taken the resort hostage with a stolen nuclear device. It's up to Ski Patrol bum Matt Foster to save the day... and his fiancé.

How did someone think a knockoff of Die Hard with Sean Astin would be a good idea?

It's that time of the year! Sunday Night Movie Night! Since the holidays are near and the snow is on the ground we figured Icebreaker is the right choice! (boy are we wrong)

Even MJ gives it his seal of approval. So everyone snuggle up in your blanket, pure some eggnog, get that fire going and sit back and enjoy the 2000 Classic,

Icebreaker!

FUN FACTS:

IT SUCKS

A PEZ IS USED AS A WEAPON

A VHS IS USED AS A WEAPON

BOMBS COUNT UP IN THIS FILM

IS IT BASED ON A TRUE STORY

NOPE THATS A LIE

SEAN ASTIN IS 14 IN THIS FILM AND EVERY OTHER FILM

TOOK US OVER A YEAR TO TRACK DOWN A COPY

WHAT A WASTE OF A YEAR THAT WAS

SEAN ASTIN HAS A COKE PROBLEM

THIS FILM IS ALL OVER THE PLACE

STACY KEACH SIT 99% OF THE FILM

DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE PEZ?

CHRIST KILL ME!

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS 14 YEAR OLD BOY?

(Ep. 58): SR Podcast - November 2015

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 11:28:48 -0700

FOR MATURE AUDIENCE

Fall has fallen and the boys at Simplistic Reviews have taken it upon themselves to kick off the Thanksgiving Month right. There's Ronda Rousey Roadhouse talk, an uncensored Julie, Kelly LeBrock reminiscing and a good old fashioned game of Kill, F%*k, Marry.

All this in more in a turkey filled episode of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast

NOTES

Fargo's Mike Milligan

MUSIC

My Flows Is Tight By Lord Digga

Action In Memphis By John Pearson

The Ususal Suspects Theme By John Ottman

Cast Your Fate To The Wind By Vince Guaraldi

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(Ep. 57): SR Podcast - "Happy" Halloween 3: Season of the Witch: October 2015

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 11:27:16 -0700

Happy Halloween!

Today is Halloween and to celebrate we figured what would be a better way then with the very unappreciated but great...

Halloween 3: Season of the Witch

98 mins | Horror | 1982

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES

The gang gathers around for this Halloween film that doesn't feature Micheal Myers but does feature but not limited to, Killer Halloween Masks! Commercialization of the Halloween! Witchcraft! Androids! Shamrocks! and Tom mofo Atkins! It's a spooky film for a spooky day...now if only we could drink a McDonald's Shamrock Shake with a hit of whiskey that would make this day even better!

Notes:

Halloween 3: Season of the Witch

Trailer

Soundtrack

(Ep. 56): SR Podcast - October 2015

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 11:24:18 -0700

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES

To celebrate this creepy time of year, why not hang with the creepiest movie aficionados in the biz. On this Halloween edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys talk candy...fall TV premieres...Ronda Rousey's Roadhouse and Hayden Christensen.

This episode is filled to the brim with tricks and treats. Grab your machete, your knife glove, and put on your inside out William Shatner mask and enjoy!

NOTES

Jennifer Lawrence's Hunger Games C-word poster

Sam Smith Writing On the Wall

Ellen Pompeo criticizes Daniel Craig

MUSIC

Created A Monster by B.o.B.

Murder Was The Case By Snoop Dogg

Bonfire By Childish Gambino

Saw Theme By Charles Clouser

Halloween Theme By John Carpenter

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(Ep. 55): SR Podcast - Hard Ticket To Hawaii - Movie Commentary: September 2015

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 11:22:17 -0700

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES

Today's Sunday Movie is...

Hard Ticket to Hawaii

96mins / Action / 1987

There are films that come and go. Great films that missed the limelight and never get the recognition they deserve.

Then there is Hard Ticket To Hawaii, a film that's not amazing but we are glad it was made. It's a crazy film that feels like they honestly just run and gun it. And even though this film isn't perfect, it is one fun film to watch.

Check out Slaughter Film's Review

Action Movie Time Machine - Hard Ticket to Hawaii

It's a film jam packed full of Bullets, Boobs and Explosions!

What more can you ask for?

Show Notes

Watch the film with us

Read the Slaughter Film Review

Music Notes

Theme Song

(Ep. 54): SR Podcast - September 2015

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 11:20:33 -0700

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES

Sharpen your pencils and grab your loose-leaf notebooks. It's the "back to school" edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. On this episode, the boys tackle Jesse Spano's horrible drug problem, Patty Mayonnaise's slutty behavior, and Max Landis' ego.

Speaking of schooling, Matt and DJ also pay up on a debt and discuss the high school spy film Barely Lethal, starring Oscar nominees Hailee Steinfeld and Samuel L. Jackson...yes...nothing in that sentence was made up.

Bill Cosby, Jared, Kanye, Miley...all get a little ribbing on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

Show Notes

Wes Craven

Jesse Spano freakout

Patti Mayonnaise

Tommy Wiseau & Fantastic 4

Music Notes

My Flows Is Tight By Lord Digga

Saved By The Bell Theme Song

Plain Jane By Sid Phillips

Game Of Thrones Remix

Cast Your Fate To The Wind By Vince Guaraldi

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(Ep. 53): SR Podcast - August 2015

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 11:16:11 -0700

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES

Alright! Alright! The world can keep on spinning, cuz The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back! The irreverency level of the podcasting universe has just gone up as the boys barrel back into the world of movies and television once again. First they catch up with some of the stuff they missed with our annual segment Can You Dig It. Then the boys do a postmortem of True Detective Season 2 and sell Justin on the USA Network Show Mr. Robot. The boom boxes are held high to close off the show as they once again play the game Simply Say Anything.

Hulk Hogan is dealt with, Sesame Street is repurposed, Hateful 8 is dismissed for legal reason, and The Fantastic Four is laughed at...all on this return episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

Show Notes

Shrimp Hands

Hulk Hogan Racist

Skyfall Target Practice

Bad Apocalypse

Roddy Piper Coconut

Ian Malcolm Lecture

Music Notes

Get Up Offa That Thing By James Brown

In Your Eyes By Peter Gabriel

Can You Dig It By Illmind

Cast Your Fate To The Wind By Vince Guaraldi

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(Ep. 52): Never Too Young To Die - Movie Commentary: August 2015

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 11:12:56 -0700

A secret agent is murdered! Can his son, a high school gymnast, along with a spy catch the man/woman who killed him? Team up with DJ and Justin to find out on the next Monday Night Movie Night!

Never Too Young To Die

92 mins / Action / 1986

Secret agent Drew Stargrove is brutally murdered by the ruthless Van Ragnar. In this action-packed Bond-style thriller, the murdered secret agent's son, Lance Stargrove is thrust into the dangerous and intriguing world of secret agents and espionage when he seeks revenge against Van Ragnar. Danja Deerling teams up with Lance as his sidekick and love interest.

Watch along with the film HERE

Taglines to tickle your fancy!

Stargrove: the new American hero.

Vanity: the new breed of temptress! Stamos: the new breed of hero!

At the age of 18, every government agency wanted him... dead or alive.

He inherited all his father's enemies and only one of his friends.

Action: Bond style. Beauty: Vanity style. Hero: American style.

(Ep.51): Back to School - Movie Commentary: July 2015

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 11:06:21 -0700

We are back again for another Monday Night

Movie Night!

After that big 50th episode we took a bit of a break and sat down to watch the 1986 classic Back to School. We figured a few laughs was in order since a murder took place on that last podcast.

Back to School

96 mins / Comedy / 1986

"To help his discouraged son get through college, a fun-loving and obnoxious rich businessman decides to enter the school as a student himself."

Music Notes

Back to School - Jude Cole

Twist and Shout - Rodney Dangerfield

Back To School - Oingo Boingo

(Ep.50): SR Podcast - Extravaganza!: June 2015

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 10:49:24 -0700

FOR (MOSTLY) IMMATURE AUDIENCES

Normal podcasts usually hit their 50th podcast roughly before their first year of existence. Good podcasts that pump out constant content on a normal basis won't even make a big deal about their 50th podcast. Superior podcasts will look at what we're doing and probably scoff at our sheer ineptitude to barely put out a single podcast every month. Well, it's a good thing that we are neither normal, good, and...well...the only time we've been called superior is when we show up to our parole hearings on time. Come to think of it, I better call Justin, I haven't heard from him in a while.

With that being said, get ready for some "high"-jinks as DJ, Justin, and Matt celebrate in style with the 50th edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast. There will be laughs galore as the guys invite, or some might say "force", guests from other more well-received podcasts to share in their debauchery. Guests like JD Duran from the Insession Film Podcast. Barry and Jairo from the homo"neurotic" True Bromance Podcast. Let's not forget, damn I forgot his name...oh yeah...The Vern, from the As You Watch Podcast. Throw in a touch of Tim Costa from The First Time Watchers Podcast, Elwood from The Depths of DVD Hell, and a guest so special and so...well...scary, that even I can't tell you who it is.

Oh, so you're not impressed with that guest list? Well, how about the thrilling conclusion to our months long saga of Julie and her quest to kill the Simplistic Reviews guy? Yeah, you forgot about that didn't you? Well...yeah...now you're gonna get some closure.

Finally, we talk a trip back in time to the segment that put us on the map; Word Association with Justin, where we ask Justin about things in the news and he gives a monosyllabic answer.

All that, and so much more on this petty way to celebrate mediocrity with The Simplistic Review Podcast's 50th episode. Oh, by the way, the show is like 3 hours long, but what else are you going to do, watch the extended cut of "Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King?" Hmmmm, wait, that actually does sound like a good idea.

Show Notes

Insession Film Podcast

As You Watch Podcast

From The Depths of DVD Hell & MBDS Showcase

True Bromance Podcast

First Time Watchers Podcast

Life Vs. Film

Music Notes

Back to the Future Theme By Alan Silvestri

Inside the Actors Studio Theme By Angelo Badalamenti

It's A Shame By The Spinners

I Dream Of Jeanie Remix

Time By Jungle

Liar Liar By The Castaways

Action In Memphis By Johnny Pearson

Soy Bomb By Honest Bob and the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives

Cast Your Fate To The Wind By Allen Toussaint

Vince McMahon Theme By Jim Johnston and Peter Bursuker

Dynasty Theme By Bill Conti

(Ep. 49): SR Podcast - June 2015

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 10:46:41 -0700

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES

This is it! The penultimate episode before 50th episode extravaganza!

You'll swoon for June as the boys discover that there is no safe joke to be made about Caitlyn Jenner. They instead decide to tackle stories such as a Big Trouble In Little China reboot, a Jack Bauer spinoff, and a James Bond free for all on Simplistic Showcase. Justin and DJ later pay off a debt and discuss the 2014 horror anomaly that is Ouija. A conversation that introduces not one, not two, but three new characters. There is also the introduction of an old game played in a new way known as Simplistic Password. And The ongoing mystery between the boys and Julie reaches its climax.

Oh and Shia Labeouf closes out the show.

All this and more on a highly questionable, slightly offensive, Smokey and the Bandit themed episode of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

5:23 - Simplistic Showcase

37:31 - A Simplistic Reviewer Always Pays His Debts

57:35 - Simplistic Password

Show Notes

Smokey and the Bandit

Music Notes

My Flows Is Tight By Lord Digga

We Gotta Get Out Of This Place By The Animals

Birds And Brass By Sort Of Soul

The Stakes Is High By De La Soul

Game Of Thrones Remix By TDubb

Eastbound And Down By Jerry Reed

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(Ep. 48): Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment - Movie Commentary - May 2015

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 10:45:25 -0700

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES

It's Monday

Movie Night

Movie Commentary!

Police Academy 2:

Their First Assignment

1985 / Comedy / 87 mins

We already watched the classic Police Academy.

So now we continue this marathon with its sequel Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment.

Many movie franchises have had equality or superior sequels. Movie franchises like The Godfather, The Dark Knight, Star Wars. Police Academy 2 is not one of them. In fact its the complete opposite and is a pretty bad film with only one good take away, Zed.

So sit back with the popcorn as we try to get though by having a few laughs at the expense of this weak sequel.

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(Ep. 47): SR Podcast - May 2015

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 10:44:08 -0700

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES

In honor of Mother's Day, The Simplistic Reviews Podcast has assembled their regular team of badass motherf*%kers to ring in the month of May. They touch on Suicide Squad...they touch on the Joss Whedon haters...they touch on Tom Brady's balls...all in an effort to entertain you. So sit back, give it a listen, and say hello to your mother for me.

6:37 Simplistic Showcase

36:53 TV Roundup

59:44 Hey F*%khead

Also as a special treat...here is an outtake that was too ridiculous not to share with the world

Show Notes

Music Notes

My Flows Is Tight By Lord Digga

We Gotta Get Out Of This Place By The Animals

Birds And Brass By Sort Of Soul

The Great Escape Theme By Paul Bateman

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(Ep. 46): SR Podcast - Late April Podcast 2015

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 10:41:33 -0700

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES

You might be asking yourself, "What?! Another Simplistic Reviews Podcast? You mean these guys are actually getting off of their ass and putting out content for the public to consume?" Yes, it might sound crazy, but.....uh....yeah....another podcast....from us.....Simplistic Reviews.

As we get closer and closer to our grandest episode so far; Number 50, we look back at our lives and search for meaning, apparently that means we bring up Bill Cosby again, the fact that Iceman is now gay, Donatello is dead, and fantasize about Moira Quirk in that sexy referee outfit...mmmmmm.....

All this, and our newest segment, Simply Say Anything, where we hold a radio over our head and praise the likes of Lena Dunham, Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2, and explain why Quentin Tarantino is actually the worst director in modern cinema. Have we lost our minds.....maybe....but we're not telling, and you'll just have to listen to this month's SIMPLISTIC REVIEWS PODCAST!!!! WHY AM I YELLING...IN PRINT?!?!?!

SHOW NOTES

Moira Quirk

Spider-man Shortlist

Tarantino in Sleep With Me

Donny is Dead

Iceman Gay?

Mark Summers' non-Double Dare accident

MUSIC NOTES

My Flows Is Tight By Lord Digga

We Gotta Get Out Of This Place By The Animals

Birds And Brass By Sort Of Soul

In Your Eyes By Peter Gabriel

Nickelodeon GUTS theme

Human Beings By Van Halen

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(Ep. 45): Slaughter High - Movie Commentary: April 2015

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 10:39:33 -0700

Movie Commentary Time!

Slaughter High

1986 - 90 mins - Slasher/Horror

Today we watch and make fun of the 90 min B-Slasher film, Slaughter High. We know what you are saying, "It's finally here!" Since the Podcast gang has been talking about Slaughter High numerous times on Podcasts and even a episode on Unboxing/Reviews.

Slaughter High is about eight people that are invited to their 10-year high school reunion at their now-closed down high school where a former student, disfigured from a prank gone wrong, is there to seek revenge. Simple and to the point but it's got its issues.

Slaughter High is a fun, entertaining film of which everyone should see. If you haven't this is the perfect time to watch!

Also this Movie Commentary is sponsor by Tide Stick!

Remember kids, if you go on a murderous rampage bring along a Tide Stick!

(Ep. 44): Police Academy - Movie Commentary: April 2015

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 10:37:56 -0700

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES

Today is movie commentary day! Today we watch the one and only Police Academy.

There isn't another movie in the likes of Police Academy. I mean how many movies include a human soundboard, extreme racism, a man in a horses ass and a surprise blow job to a 100 year old man (that could possibly be or not be by Steve Guttenberg).

Sounds like the perfect ingredients for the perfect film right? Well it is one of the funniest comedies ever made. So cue up that VHS copy of Police Academy and prepare to laugh at one of the more ridiculous comedies ever made.

SHOW NOTES

Vampire Academy Joke

Police Academy - Trailer

Police Academy - Theme Song

(Ep. 43): SR Podcast - April 2015

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 10:23:30 -0700

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Play-Doh! YA Vamp movies! Good Friday & Passover Combined! Get ready for the most eclectic episode of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast yet. Justin and DJ finally pay their debts to Matthew by finally reviewing Vampire Academy. And by reviewing...we mean trashing the hell out of it. They also discuss how Fox does something right with Deadpool...then something way, way wrong with Play-Doh. They also get their Artful Dodger on with the return of the segment Get Your Hand Out My Pocket. Guard your jewels in this Holy edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

SHOW NOTES

MUSIC NOTES

My Flows Is Tight By Lord Digga

We Gotta Get Out Of This Place By The Animals

Birds And Brass By Sort Of Soul

Plain Jane By Sid Phillips

The He-Man Opening That The Boys Are Spoofing

(Ep. 42): Nobody's Perfect - Movie Commentary: March 2015

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 10:04:08 -0700

Thursday Movie Night!

Tonight's Movie Commentary is a little unknown film called

Nobody's Perfect

1990 - PG13 - 90mins - Comedy

Starring the famous Lowe brother, Chad Lowe. Nobody's Perfect is about Stephen (possibly looking for a way to cross dress) is a tennis loving college student you falls for Shelly a chick who apparently can't pick the right guys. To get closer Stephen becomes Stephanie to befriend Shelly. It's all wacky fun from there...oh and rape.

(Ep. 41): SR Podcast - March 2015

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 10:02:30 -0700

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The Ides of March Approaches...and so does the March 2015 edition the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. On this episode the boys chastise the person responsible for allowing a 72 year old Harrison Ford into an airplane. Justin discovers a brand new...um...old show that is hilarious in all the right ways. DJ questions if the Tommy Lee Jones we've seen in public is the real Tommy Lee Jones. And Matt saves the lives of 3 people while eradicating another from existence. All that and more on this 1.21 gigawatt powered episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

SHOW NOTES

1.21 gigawatts

Danger 5

Harrison Ford plane crash

Diablo Barbie

Age of Ultron Trailer

Danny Elfman Music in Age of Ultron

Tommy Lee Jones commercial

Black & Blue or White & Gold Dress

MUSIC NOTES

My Flows Is Tight By Lord Digga

Back To The Future Theme By Alan Silvestri

Back To The Future II Theme By Alan Silvestri

Back To The Future III Theme By Alan Silvestri

We Gotta Get Out Of This Place By The Animals

Welcome Back By Mase

(Ep. 40): SR Oscar Prediction Podcast 2015

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 09:57:16 -0700

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Hooray for Hollywood? Naw, it's time to skewer Hollywood and rip them and new one, of course while picking the winner's of this year's Academy Awards.

The boys go over all the essential categories from Best Score all the way to the grand-daddy of them all; "the award where they could have had 10 nominations, but they decided to go with eight."

Will "Boyhood" be this year's big winner? Will "Birdman" fly above the competition? Why was "Gone Girl" only nominated for one award? Why is the Academy in love with films that feature people with disabling diseases? Is it a fetish that they secretly have that we don't know about?

All this and much more as the Simplistic Reviews Crew gives Hollywood the old "what-for."

Show Notes:

Hugh Jackman Hopping At Tony Awards

Music Notes:

Ecstasy of Gold Remix By Ennio Morricone,

Blinded By The Lights By Streets,

That I'm Dreaming By Noel

If you're not interested in our ramblings, just check out our picks below:

Best Animated Feature*

Matt:

Should Win: The Lego Movie / Will Win: Big Hero 6

DJ:

Should Win: The Lego Movie / Will Win: How to Train Your Dragon 2

Justin:

Should Win: The Boxtrolls / Will Win: How to Train Your Dragon 2

*Matt and DJ know that "The Lego Movie" isn't nominated, and it's a crime that it isn't.

Best Musical Score

Matt:

Should Win: The Grand Budapest Hotel / Will Win: The Theory of Everything

DJ:

Should Win: Interstellar / Will Win: The Theory of Everything

Justin:

Should Win: Interstellar / Will Win: Interstellar

Best Adapted Screenplay/Best Original Screenplay

Matt:

Should Win: Inherent Vice & Birdman / Will Win: American Sniper & Birdman

DJ:

Should Win: Whiplash & Birdman / Will Win: Whiplash & Birdman

Justin:

Should Win: The Theory of Everything & The Grand Budapest Hotel / Will Win: Sniper & Birdman

Best Cinematography

Matt:

Should Win: Birdman / Will Win: Birdman

DJ:

Should Win: Birdman / Will Win: Birdman

Justin:

Should Win: Grand Budapest Hotel / Will Win: Birdman

Best Director

Matt:

Should Win: Boyhood / Will Win: Boyhood

DJ:

Should Win: Birdman / Will Win: Boyhood

Justin:

Should Win: Birdman / Will Win: Boyhood

Best Supporting Actress

Matt:

Should Win: Emma Stone / Will Win: Patricia Arquette

DJ:

Should Win: Emma Stone / Will Win: Patricia Arquette

Justin:

Should Win: Emma Stone / Will Win: Meryl Streep

Best Supporting Actor

Matt

Should Win: Edward Norton / Will Win: J.K. Simmons

DJ:

Should Win: J.K. Simmons / Will Win: J.K. Simmons

Justin:

Should Win: J.K. Simmons / Will Win: J.K. Simmons

Best Actress

Matt:

Should Win: Rosamund Pike / Will Win: Julianne Moore

DJ:

Should Win: Rosamund Pike / Will Win: Julianne Moore

Justin:

Should Win: Rosamund Pike / Will Win: Julianne Moore

Best Actor*

Matt:

Should Win: Michael Keaton / Will Win: Eddie Redmayne

DJ:

Should Win: Jake Gyllenhaal / Will Win: Eddie Redmayne

Justin:

Should Win: Michael Keaton / Will Win: Bradley Cooper

*DJ understands Jake isn't nominated for "Nightcrawler" but he should have been.

Best Picture

Matt:

Should Win: Birdman / Will Win: Birdman

DJ:

Should Win: Birdman / Will Win: Boyhood

Justin:

Should Win: Birdman / Will Win: Boyhood

(Ep. 39): Miami Connection - Movie Commentary: February 2015

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 09:55:59 -0700

Friday Night Movie Night!

Tagline: Survival the ultimate test...

The year is 1987. Motorcycle ninjas tighten their grip on Florida's narcotics trade, viciously annihilating anyone who dares move in on their turf. Multi-national martial arts rock band Dragon Sound have had enough, and embark on a roundhouse wreck-wave of crime-crushing justice. When not chasing beach bunnies or performing their hit song "Against the Ninja," Mark (taekwondo master/inspirational speaker Y.K. Kim) and the boys are kicking and chopping at the drug world's smelliest underbelly. It'll take every ounce of their blood and courage, but Dragon Sound can't stop until they've completely destroyed the dealers, the drunk bikers, the kill-crazy ninjas, the middle-aged thugs, the "stupid cocaine"

...and the entire MIAMI CONNECTION!!!

Podcast Notes

Deleted Scene "Music Store"

Music

Dragon Sound "Friends"

Dragon Sound "Against The Ninja"

Miami Connection OST - Jon McCallum - Trainyard

(Ep. 38): SR Podcast - Mid-February 2015

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 09:53:35 -0700

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On this mid-February edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys attempt to break the record for most obscenities and deplorable subject matter brought up while still staying under the guise of a film and television review program. Jairo from the True Bromance Film Podcast stops by to help them accomplish their mission. They discuss the Spidey-Pocalypse...they discuss Michael Jordan's Hitler mustache....they disgrace anyone who watched 50 Shades of Grey...and they get all their frustrations out on Hollywood with one of their favorite games, Hey F*%khead. All that and more on the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. Seriously...take a shot whenever you hear an F-bomb. You'll be in rehab around halfway through

SHOW NOTES

Michael Jordan Hitler Mustache

Rinko Kikuchi

The Nothing from The Neverending Story

The Wolf

MUSIC NOTES

Birds & Brass By Sort Of Soul

20/20 Theme

Inside The Actors Studio Theme By Angelo Badalamenti

Great Escape Theme By Elmer Bernstein

(Ep. 37): SR Podcast - February 2015

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 09:52:04 -0700

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In this Super Bowl Edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, we...um...don't talk about the Super Bowl. We do talk to Dan Clark from The Talking In Circles Podcast. Dan gives us his take on Pratt possibly being cast as Indiana Jones. In exchange for his well thought out analysis the boys force him to share deep dark secrets about himself on a segment we like to call Simply Ashamed. DJ reveals how he lost his one true love, Matt reveals a hidden musical talent, and all three of them take great pleasure in the absurdity of the film Lean On Me. All this and more on this Super Bowl/Non Super Bowl Edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast

SHOW NOTES

Oscar Mayer Weinermobile

Lean On Me

A Recorder

Black Mirror Pig Joke

Joker Explains How He Corrupted Harvey Dent

Purple Man

Bruce Jenner Is A Woman Now

MUSIC NOTES

Birds & Brass By Sort Of Soul

My Flows Is Tight By Lord Digga

It's A Shame Remix By The Spinners

Inside The Actors Studio Theme Angelo Badalamenti

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(Ep. 36): SR Podcast - January 2015

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 09:49:48 -0700

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It's a brand new year and a brand new episode of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast. This month the boys are not just joined by a Vern...they are joined by The Vern from The As You Watch Podcast and The Vern's Video Video Vortex. They pop his Simplistic cherry with a good ol' game of Kill, F&%k, Marry. And like all guests, the boys decide to go Inside The Podcaster...yes...it's as gross as it sounds. Also...Julie and Vern admit their feeling for each other. All this and more on this January 2015 edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast

Show Notes

Quicksilver & Scarlet Witch No Longer Mutants

Fantastic Four Josh Trank Set Report

Batman v Superman Split

Music Notes

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme

G.I. Joe Theme

Thundercats Theme

Birds & Brass By Sort Of Soul

Action In Memphis By Johnny Pearson

My Flows Is Tight By Lord Digga

Inside The Actors Studio Theme Angelo Badalamenti

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(Ep. 35) SR Podcast 2014 Year End Wrap Up Show

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 09:43:21 -0700

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You thought you might have heard the last of us this year.......uh, uh, uh. The Best...The Worst...The Most Anticipated...And More! The boys at Simplistic Reviews close off 2014 with a conversation about the best and worst films of the year. They also take a look into the future and geek out about their most anticipated films of 2015. Justin begs for movies in the future to make him laugh, Matt admits to having a thing for maniacs, DJ’s blood pressure spikes when talking about his most hated film, Julie makes an insensitive joke about North Korea, which more than likely prompts the site’s eventual hacking. Download and listen...while you can.

NOTES

Sigmund Freud Joke Explanation

BB-8

Terminator Genisys Trailer

London Has Fallen

The Sony Hack & Leaks

MUSIC

Luchini by Camp Lo

House of the King by Focus

Head Over Heels by Tears For Fears

We Gotta Get Outta This Place by The Animals...OUR NEW 2015 CLOSING THEME SONG!

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(Ep. 34): SR Podcast - December 2014 Holiday Edition

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 09:40:17 -0700

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Ho-Ho-Holy Sh%t! It's December again and the boys at Simplistic Reviews has a show full of holiday cheer. They've got partridges...pear trees....dreidels...Santa letters/threats...Olaf the snowman from Frozen...black stormtroopers...Kevin Feige: Stand-Up Comedian...megalomaniac Mickey Mouse...holiday movie spoilers...all that and more on the 2014 Holiday Edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

Show Notes:

Star Wars Trailer

Suicide Squad Casting

Spectre

Stand-Up Comedian from the 80s Fashion

Music Notes:

Christmas Is All Around Us By Billy Mack

My Flows is Tight By Lord Digga

Christmas Vacation By Mavis Staples

Christmas Time Is Here By The Vince Guaraldi Trio

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(Ep. 33): Planes, Trains and Automobiles - Movie Commentary: November 2014

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 09:36:29 -0700

So it’s Thanksgiving when everyone is thankful. Here at Simplistic Reviews we’re thankful for some great films including some really crappy ones. But this time we decided today was the best to explore one the greatest films Planes, Trains and Automobiles.

Everyone come! Sit around the table. Pour a glass of whatever wets your whistle.

Grab your turkey and stuffing, and make sure you save some room for a SR Movie Commentary!

Today we explore the greatness that is John Hughes and touch up on our geography. We will laugh and shed a tear. We’ll talk about a fantastic soundtrack and do you have any room for some Bacon, some Kevin Bacon!?!?

Everyone sit around the fire and let’s listen to Simplistic Reviews Movie Commentary of Planes, Trains and Automobiles!

Eh well maybe you shouldn’t listen to this SR Movie Commentary with the family at Thanksgiving…or should you? Only one way to find out right?

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(Ep. 32): Halloween Edition 2014

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 09:35:00 -0700

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On this Spooktacular Halloween edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys welcome back JD Duran from Insession Film. Other than further corrupting this classy professional podcaster...the boys talk about Marvel's HUGE announcements, DC's HUGE announcements, gush over The Flash, bitch more about Gotham, comment on the Boardwalk Empire finale, Walking Dead premiere, and consider NBC's Constantine. JD also gets to moderate our second ever draft, which this time involves the boys trying to make their best monster squad. It's a razor 'blade in the apple' sort of show that you don't want to miss.

SHOW NOTES

Age Of Ultron Extended

Ever See Chinatown Motherf@%ker?!

Skinny Zach Galafanakis

Jason Biggs pissing on Chelsea Handler

MUSIC NOTES

"Nightmare On My Street" By DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince

"Autumn Thunder" By Sam Spence

"My Flows Is Tight" By Lord Digga

"Inside The Actors Studio" By Angelo Badalamenti

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(Ep. 31): SR Podcast - October 2014

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 09:32:49 -0700

As fall descends across the land, the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is the funk of 40,000 years. In this month's edition, the boys spring forward and fall back to poking fun at Shia LeBeouf's childhood proclivities, Urban Dictionary's more interesting entries, and Jeremy Renner's lackadaisical attitude toward his career. All while still having time to pay a little John Singleton penance.

As you might remember, Justin and Matt were unlucky enough to lose a game of Simply Quotable a couple of month's back and had to watch the 2001 hood classic, Baby Boy. To make a long story short, there is dick sniffing, Snoop Dogg shooting, and men-inside-giant-wombs talk.

The boys also tackle the news Bob Barker style in a new segment called Simplistic Showcase. There is big money, big prizes, and a variety of obscenities.

All of this, plus our take on Fox's Gotham, how Boardwalk Empire is doing so far, and soooooooo much more, on this month's Simplistic Reviews Podcast for October.

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Show Notes:

Blumpkin

Tetris Movie

Charlie Countryman

Baby Boy got the sniffles

Inherent Vice

DJ's Hidden Princess Bride Reference

Matt's Hidden Big Lebowski Reference Slaughter Film Action Movie Time Machine

Music Notes:

Birds & Brass By Sort Of Soul

Lawyers, Guns, And Money By Warren Zevon

Game of Thrones Theme Remix

White Lines By Grandmaster Flash and Melle Mel

My Flows is Tight By Lord Digga

Pure Imagination By Gene Wilder

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(Ep. 30): Die Hard: Movie Commentary - September 2014

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 09:29:14 -0700

DIE HARD

The gang is back with another Movie Commentary! After Lethal Weapon 2 what film could the gang follow with but the classic masterpiece known as, DIE HARD! That's right HANS! Take your shoes off and curl those toes on the carpet, we are going to start to blow some sh%t up! Get your Alan Rickman voice ready and hold on tight because one of the greatest action films with some of the most amazing deaths may also be one of the greatest Christmas films. That also means Ode to Joy will be playing in your ear for a solid week.

So lets get our kill on!

(Please note: Simplistic Reviews does not condone real killing, only in your imagination, we are all for that ;)

Show Notes:

Alan Rickman's Answering Machine

Let's order a pizza!

Bill Clay

Music Notes:

Die Hard Ode To Joy

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(Ep. 29): SR Podcast - September 2014

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 09:14:30 -0700

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The boys are back, and ready to slap you, your momma, and your whole family in the face, literally. I mean you've heard the things they say, having your family slapped would be the least of your worries.

This month the boys have a rapid fire edition of talk in the new segment "Can Your Dig It?" And they fantasize about what might be in the pockets of film characters in the newest game "Get Your Hand Out Of My Pocket."

Plus, since The Simplistic Reviews is world renown, the guys get visited by Kevin Feige, Guillermo del Toro and the incomparable Al Pacino. No really. Well...not really. But kinda really. That, Jessica Chastain hate, concern for Hayden Panettiere and what Keith David pulls out for air in this month's Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

Show Notes:

Keith David not pulling it out for air

Toht from Raiders of the Lost Ark

Malcolm X

Can You Dig It!?

Preggo Hayden

Pacino in a Marvel Movie?

Matthew Nable as Ra's al Ghul

FF4 Pics?

Slaughter Film Action Movie Time Machine

Music Notes:

Birds & Brass By Sort Of Soul

Lawyers, Guns, And Money By Warren Zevon

Sweet Georgia Brown By Brother Bones

Can You Dig It By IllMind

Plain Jane By Sid Phillips

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(Ep. 28): SR Podcast - July 2014

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 09:11:28 -0700

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As Summer continues, the guys from Simplistic Reviews get a little hot under the collar. This month DJ and Matt rip into Kate Mara for her contempt of comic book films and their fans, while also paying their debts in a new segment where they FINALLY review the 2004 Ice Cube motorcycle classic "Torque."

The guys also go over what they took away from this year's San Diego Comic-Con and get their quote on with another addition of Simply Quotable with the stakes even higher this time around.

All this, and so much more, on this month's edition of the Simplistic Review Podcast.

Show Notes:

Kate Mara on FF4

Ultron's got no strings

Torque Trailer

Baby Boy Trailer

Slaughter Film Action Movie Time Machine

Music Notes:

Rockford Files Theme

20/20 Theme

Game of Thrones Theme Remix

Soy Bomb By Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives

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(Ep. 27): Lethal Weapon 2 - Movie Commentary July 2014

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 09:01:30 -0700

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Alright folks, it's time to dust off your flannel, feather your mullet and bust out the VCR again because it's time for another Simplistic Reviews Movie Commentary. We return to 1989 with another classic; "Lethal Weapon 2." The sequel to another classic,"Lethal Weapon," "Weapon 2" pretty much ups the ante over it's predecessor and exceeds and it some ways. This time around Riggs and Murtaugh are on the trail of a group of South Africans who are into some shady dealings, including a guy who might be David Warner.

Whereas "Weapon 1" was a pretty dark film, "Weapon 2" is a the perfect balance of humor, bombastic action, and gritty cop drama. With that said, sit back, strap yourself in (if you're into that type of thing) and get ready to yuck it up with three guys who make Jones, Mahoney, and Hooks look like legit cops with "Lethal Weapon 2."

Show Notes:

Riggs Might Go Nuts

Joel Silver Makes More Money Than You

Music Notes:

Lethal Weapon Opening

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(Ep. 26): SR Podcast - June 2014

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 08:49:38 -0700

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The end of June brings another edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. This month the boys discuss Batman's out of control property damage, play a game of Word Association, berate Chelsea Handler, swoon rather uncomfortably over Fargo, Godzilla's tail and Eva Green, then promote the Patrick Dempsey 80s classic Loverboy. Yes, we are using "classic" loosely. All that and more on a dog days of Summer edition of the Simplistic Review Podcast.

Show Notes:

Loverboy

DJ's Hidden Eli Wallach Reference

Mad Max Reboot

Pacific Rim 2 Announcement

Cloud Atlas Valleyspeak

Gary Oldman Apology

Jonah Hill Apology

Music Notes:

Birds & Brass By Sort Of Soul

Lawyers, Guns, And Money By Warren Zevon

The Best By Tina Turner

Across 110th Street By Bobby Womack

I Dream Of Jeanie Remix

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(Ep. 25): June 2014 - Batman 89 Movie Commentary

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 08:46:13 -0700

It's June and it's Podcast time! But this one is special. Today we celebrate the 25th Anniversary of 1989's classic, Batman. So we decided to try something new, join us today as we give you a SR Movie Commentary! Our first commentary and very possibly not our last commentary ;)

So queue up those VCR's...hmmm wait sorry....DVD's, Blu-rays and this Podcast and have a blast to the past with us. You can watch our YouTube video, listen to the Podcast or stream the commentary with the full film on dropbox!

Click here for the Dropbox Video Stream

Show Notes:

Wait did Julie Kill someone?!

Music Notes:

Birds & Brass By Sort Of Soul

Batman: The Video Game Composer(s) Naoki Kodaka, Nobuyuki Hara

Batman OST by Prince

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(Ep. 24): SR Podcast - May 2014

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 08:40:24 -0700

It's May, and wouldn't you know it, we're on time this time! The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is once again....ON TIME!

This month we recap all that was the month of May, with a special guest appearance from America's OTHER favorite black guy, the DC Fanboy himself, Neal DaSouza. The quartet discuss the hidden beauty behind Grace Jones in "View to a Kill", where Marvel is finally showing the chinks in their armor, and all take part in a rather "arousing" rendition of "Kill, F*ck, or Marry." We also get a little literary, literally, when the guys talk about which graphic novel, book, or comic book arc should be adapted for the big or small screen in this month's "Simply the Best."

All that and so much more in their May Edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

Note: I realize that I switched between speaking in the first and third person, but that's just one of the benefits of being a little, how you say.......insane.

Show Notes:

Christopher Walken Freaking Out

May Day

The End of Marvel?

Zohan Catches Bullet

May Day Sleeps With Bond

Music Notes:

Birds & Brass By Sort Of Soul

Word Up By Cameo

Fame By David Bowie

Lawyers, Guns, And Money By Warren Zevon

The Best By Tina Turner

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(Ep. 23): Batman 75th Anniversary Special

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 08:38:36 -0700

In honor of The Dark Knight's 75th Anniversary, the Simplistic Reviews Podcast got the whole gang together to talk about the legacy of Batman. Now you're probably wondering...what makes that different from any other show? Ummmm...not much. Although, the boys do hold an NFL style Draft of Batman villains who they think could kill the Caped Crusader. Afterwards the draft grades are given out by a very special guest arbiter brought in to class up and beautify the proceedings...Matthew's very own lovely wife Nicole Stewart. No, she does not show any favoritism. Yes, their marriage nearly comes apart at the seams. No, Justin, DJ, and Neal don't try to help matters. The boys discuss Batfleck's new Batsuit and also pick out their own favorite versions of Batman and Joker on a very special Simply The Best segment.

Grab your cape, your cowl, your shark repellent, and your Bat credit card and enjoy the show!

Show Notes:

Bat Shark Repellant

Batman Scares Deadshot

Batfleck Suit

Mr. Freeze Saying Nora

Trailer For Batman TAS Episode Over The Edge

Batman Rogues Gallery Pre-Draft Rankings

Music Notes:

The Best By Tina Turner

Batman '89 Theme By Danny Elfman

Batman Begins Theme By Hans Zimmer

Batman '66 Intro Theme By Neal Hefti

American Idol Theme By Cathy Dennis

Monday Night Football Theme By Johnny Pearson

(Ep. 22): SR Podcast April 2014 - Late Edition

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 07:59:34 -0700

On this late edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Matt, DJ, and Justin try to catch up on the month that was April. They take their turn ridiculing soon to be former LA Clippers owner Donald Sterling then debut a new game called Simply Lying. The losers of this game will have to watch and review the 2004 film Torque. Yeah, they'd have been better off fighting to the death. We do get a pretty decent Terrence Howard impersonation from Matthew out of it and learn some of the lesser known criminal activities of Samuel L. Jackson. That, reactions to Star Wars casting, Julie's descent into HYDRA and much much more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

Show Notes:

DJ's Hidden Princess Bride Reference

X-Men Days Of Future Past

Donald Sterling

Hail Hydra

Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome

Torque

Music Notes:

Birds & Brass By Sort Of Soul

Liar Liar By The Castaways

Lawyers, Guns, And Money By Warren Zevon

The Best By Tina Turner

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(Ep. 21): SR Podcast - March 2014

Sun, 16 Oct 2016 22:57:01 -0700

Here's a drinking game. Take a shot every time the boys mention Michael Bay's new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. No, wait...you'll be dead in like 10 minutes. Okay, take a shot every time they insult Michael Bay's new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. No, no, you'll be dead in about the same amount of time. Neal DaSouza fills in for an ailing Matthew Stewart and helps discuss various members of the cinematic animal kingdom. From Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, to Alvin And The Chipmunks, to something called Rastamouse. (And you thought anthropomorphic turtles was disturbing.) The boys also air more dirty laundry in their most embarrassing segment, Simply Ashamed, and each pick their favorite non-Marvel Studios Marvel movie. I got my fingers crossed for Howard The Duck. All that and more on the March edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

Show Notes:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014 Trailer

X-Men: Days Of Future Past Trailer

Constantine Promotional Picture

Ben McKenzie As James Gordon

Alvin And The Chipmunks Animated Movie

Rainbow Bright The Movie

Dragnet Rap Song

Don't Be A Menace Cop Scene With Bernie Mac

Rastamouse

Music Notes:

Birds & Brass By Sort Of Soul

Its A Shame Remix By The Spinners

Lawyers, Guns, And Money By Warren Zevon

The Best By Tina Turner

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(Ep. 20): SR Podcast - February 2014

Sun, 16 Oct 2016 22:49:10 -0700

In a desperate attempt the gain some respectability, The Simplistic Reviews Podcast has on special guest from Insession Film, JD Duran. But in only twenty minutes, the boys corrupt this once reputable man to the point where he is setting fire to the Academy Awards, secretly stalking Jennifer Lawrence, and verbally berating Will Smith. All in a days work for Matt, Justin and DJ. Enjoy this corrupting episode of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast....oh...and the boys conjure the ghosts of Orson Welles and Alfred Hitchcock...yeah...that happened.

Show Notes:

Unicron

Winter's Tale

Mission Impossible III

Almost Famous

Key & Peele Liam Neeson Commercial

True Detective Tracking Shot

Music Notes:

Birds & Brass By Sort Of Soul

The Great Escape Theme By Elmer Bernstein

Lawyers, Guns, And Money By Warren Zevon

The Best By Tina Turner

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(Ep. 19): SR Podcast - January 2014

Sun, 16 Oct 2016 22:40:42 -0700

Welcome to 2014! It might be a new year, but we can guarantee that the boys will still be as juvenile as ever. In the first full podcast of the year, the gang has some fun with words as Matt takes on "Word Association." From Shia LeBouf to the latest Warner Bros/DC calamity. No one is safe.

Neal also regales the gang with his adventures with rednecks at his local Monster Truck Show, and Justin mistakenly believes Shaquille O'Neal starred in "Hanging With Mr. Cooper."

This is just a taste of what you're getting into with this month's Simplistic Review Podcast.

Show Notes:

Most Anticipated Films of 2014

Hanging With Mr. Cooper

GraveDigger

Son-UVA Digger

Bobby Digital

Music Notes:

Birds & Brass By Sort Of Soul

I Dream Of Jeanie (Remix)

Lawyers, Guns, And Money By Warren Zevon

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(Ep. 18): SR Podcast - Oscar Nomination Reaction Special

Sun, 16 Oct 2016 22:32:28 -0700

It's that time of the year again folks. You might think "Oh, the time of the year where you continue to embarrass yourself with your inept film talk?" Well, yeah, that too, but we're talking about The Academy Award Nominations sillies.

Join DJ, Justin, and Matt as they go over the nominations, share their disdain for the people who got nominated and their joy for those who got snubbed. It's sure to be a super-rad time on this special edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

Show Notes:

Full List of Oscar Nominations 2014

Biggest Oscar Upsets

Worst Oscar Winners

Music Notes:

"All Gold Everything" By Trindad James

"Police Academy March" By Robert Folk

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(Ep. 17): SR Podcast - Year End Wrap Up 2013

Sun, 16 Oct 2016 22:27:02 -0700

In the blink of an eye, 2013 is over and we look towards 2014 here on The Simplistic Reviews Podcast. In this special edition of The Podcast, DJ, Justin, Matt, and Neal give their two-cents on the best and worst of the year in film and TV, and I'm sure a lot more.

Will "Grown Ups 2" stand alone as a worse mistake than Greedo shooting first, or will "White House Down" prove that Barack Obama is funnier than Jamie Foxx?

All of this and so much more on The Simplistic Reviews Podcast. Happy New Year and see all you clowns in 2014.

Show Notes:

Best Films of 2013

Worst Films of 2013

Best TV of 2013

Music Notes:

"Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is" By Chicago

"Your The Best" By Joe Esposito

"Background Music" By Seeburg

"Auld Lang Syne" By Kenny G

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(Ep. 16): SR Podcast - Decemeber 2013

Sun, 16 Oct 2016 22:15:38 -0700

'Tis the season to talk movies and TV...and R.Kelly..and...um... Jolene Blalock's disappearance...and Lara Flynn Boyle? I'm pretty sure that's not how the song goes.

An oddly optimistic Justin Polizzi makes his triumphant return and unveils his latest character impression. Neal DaSouza joins us again to talk some anime and take dictation. DJ is confused over the midseason finale of The Walking Dead and discovers he has some sort of Die Hard Tourette's Syndrome. Matt starts an all out war between people of the Jewish faith and jolly ol' Saint Nick in a new segment called Dear Santa. And a crippled little boy is able to walk again at the end. It's a Christmas Miracle! Sorry, that last bit I made up or partially stole from Charles Dickens. But I swear, the rest of that stuff does happen on the holiday edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

Show Notes:

Ellis From Die Hard

Police Academy

R.Kelly Cookie Song

Detective Quentin Lance

Akira

Jolene Blalock

Lara Flynn Boyle Is Melting

Music:

"Holiday Road" By Lindsey Buckingham

"Christmas In Hollis" By Run D.M.C.

"Christmas Time Is Here" By Vince Guaraldi

"The Best" By Tina Turner

"Let It Snow" By Vaughn Monroe

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(Ep. 15): SR Podcast - November 2013

Sun, 16 Oct 2016 22:05:14 -0700

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: November Edition

As Turkey Day draws to a close, the boys recap the month of November with Anime and Asian Cinema aficionado Neal DaSouza. They talk about black films, black Kermit The Frog, and Blacklist. Not necessarily in that order.

The boys also introduce an old game with a new twist. A game titled with the infamous anagram K.F.M. (Look it up on the interwebs kiddies). Remakes, Wolves of Wall Street, and Roadhouse throat rips. Gobble up all that and more, pilgrim, on the Thanksgiving edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. Yes, that was a pretty bad use of word play. So what? Sue me. Wait, don't sue me. I'm so incredibly poor.

Show Notes:

The Wolf Of Wall Street

Music:

"Birds And Brass" By Sort Of Soul

"Word Up" By Cameo

"Fame" By David Bowie

"The Best" By Tina Turner

"Little Less Conversation" - Elvis Presley

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(Ep. 13): SR Podcast - October 2013

Sun, 16 Oct 2016 21:53:21 -0700

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: October Edition

The boys are back with another hard-hitting, face-melting, knee-slapping, balls-to-the-wall edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast. October draws to a close with Halloween on their minds as they breakdown the best Horror Monsters/Villains/Demons of all-time.

The boys also vent their anger in another round of "Hey F%*khead" and no one is safe. Everyone from Julliane Hough to Michael Bay are ripped limb from limb for their stupidity and overall douchebaggery.

Add in some TV talk, Casper the Friendly Rapist, and a barn-full of shenanigans and you got a podcast worth downloading and listening to while you're running on the elliptical machine. Enjoy!

Show Notes:

Julianne Hough in Blackface

Chris Brown Still Beating People

History of Halloween

Scariest Horror Villains

Music:

"Birds And Brass" By Sort Of Soul

"Word Up" By Cameo

"The Great Escape" By Elmer Bernstein

"The Best" By Tina Turner

"Little Less Conversation" - Elvis Presley

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(Ep. 12): SR Podcast - September 2013

Sun, 16 Oct 2016 21:46:15 -0700

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: September Edition

Yay! The rest of the months for the rest of the year end with -ber! You can tell we are easily excited over on Simplistic Reviews, especially this month of September.

As we reach the final quarter of 2013, and our one-year anniversary of podcasting to the Interwebs, we go all out this month, well, not really, but we have to do something to get you guys excited.

In this September edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast we talk tons of Fall TV, the final episodes of "Breaking Bad," just how bad the remake of "Robocop" will be, the return of Simply Quotable, and our favorite sports films of all time.

All this, including a surprise cameo by Al Pacino as he gets all hot and bothered about the classic Amanda Bynes' TV show "What I Like About You." Who-Ahhhhh!!!!

Check out the show notes below for more fun stuff, and coming this week, The Simplistic Reviews List of things that we've learned from "Breaking Bad."

Show Notes:

Robocop Remake

SlaughterFilm

Cinema and Suds

Fall TV Schedule

Breaking Bad Theories

Music:

"Birds And Brass" By Sort Of Soul

"Word Up" By Cameo

"Fame" By David Bowie

"The Best" By Tina Turner

"Little Less Conversation" - Elvis Presley

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(Ep.11): SR Podcast - August 2013

Sun, 16 Oct 2016 18:59:25 -0700

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: August Edition

Hello boils and ghouls. Okay, this isn't the Cryptkeeper, and it's nearly three months away from Halloween, but I couldn't help myself. But what I can offer you is The Simplistic Reviews Podcast for the month of August (and some of June and July, we had a lot to catch up on in this edition).

After an extended hiatus the boys are back (of course this is Matt speaking in the 3rd person) and maybe not better then ever, but at least their adequate. This month they jump into the "Ben Affleck as Batman" debate head first, share their shame in everyone's favorite segment, "Simply Ashamed," talk some "Breaking Bad," celebrate the filmography of Sinbad, and campaign for the best film coming this Fall.

Be sure to check the show notes below for more fun and hijinks.

Show Notes:

What Makes Breaking Bad so good?

SlaughterFilm

Cinema and Suds

Fall Movie Preview

Music:

"Birds And Brass" By Sort Of Soul

"Word Up" By Cameo

"Fame" By David Bowie

"The Best"By Tina Turner

"Little Less Conversation" - Elvis Presley

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(Ep. 10): One Year Anniversary Extravaganza 2013

Sun, 16 Oct 2016 18:53:00 -0700

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: One Year Anniversary Extravaganza

It's hard to believe that Simplistic Reviews has been around for one year. You would have thought that the FCC, Michael Bay, or some other Hollywood douchebag would have called in a favor and had the three of us involved in an unfortunate electrical or chemical accident. I guess they feared that if that happened we would genetically mutate and plan to conquer the world, or in the least just keep doing podcasts since their plans failed. Well, we're not genetically mutating anytime soon, but we are going to continue rocking the Interwebs with our colorful dialogue and point-of-views

On a serious note, we would like to thank everyone who reads our reviews, leaves comments, likes our Facebook page, re-tweets our tweets, and/or listens to our podcasts. As Simplistic Reviews enters our sophomore year we'll continue to either tear movies apart or heap unlimited amounts of praise upon them.

In this special podcast we look back at the first two films reviewed on the site, "Lethal Weapon" and "Die Hard" arguably the two best action movies of the 80's, if not, ever. And since we like games so much, we introduce the newest Simplistic Reviews game, "Martin Or McClane" where we decide who has the best 80's hair, John McClane or Martin Riggs. So sit back, relax, and enjoy this anniversary edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

Show Notes:

Lethal Weapon Review

Die Hard Review

Zack and Miri Make A Porno Review

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(Ep. 9): A Little More Conversation 2013

Sun, 16 Oct 2016 18:46:12 -0700

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: A Little More Conversation

If you've been following our podcast since it's inception, you know we like to rant, rave, and go on intense tangents. Well this month we decided to take an entire unaired section of our May Podcast and turn it into a bonus edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

In this little nugget of joy we take on Iron Man 3, Star Trek Into Darkness and you get to hear Matt sink lower and lower into drunkenness. It's really a thing of beauty......and sadness. On top of that we also delve into Peter Weller's filmography and imagine if Robocop decided to police Hogwarts.

Show Notes:

Iron Man 3

Star Trek Into Darkness

Effects of Alcohol on Speech

Peter Weller

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(Ep. 8): SR Podcast - May 2013

Sun, 16 Oct 2016 18:41:36 -0700

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: May Edition

May.....June....who cares? It's another Simplistic Reviews Podcast posting in June, but they're talking about things in May. Yeah, that's just how these clowns roll.

From Philip Seymour Hoffman's smack habit to the benefits of drinking whiskey during a podcast (thanks Matt), we got you covered. Oh, and why HPV saved Michael Douglas' life.

The guys also unleash their newest segment "Hey Fu*khead" where they unload on people and things that are ruining the world and the sad lives of DJ, Justin, and Matt.

And for you TV-heads, our hosts take a look at the upcoming Fall TV schedule and break down what to see, what to watch with caution, and what to avoid like the plague.

Also, if you get tired of our site reading reviews, head over to SlaughterFilm.com, click on the link on their page, and get re-directed back to our site. Counter-productive? I think not, because Cory and Forest are doing the Devil's work over on SlaughterFilm.

*Correction to podcast: Alan Silvestri did not score the Friday the 13th films, it was actually Harry Manfredini.

Show Notes:

Hoffman's Habit

The Rains of Castamere

Best of Fall TV 2013

Deep Throating for HPV

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(Ep. 7): SR Podcast - April 2013

Sun, 16 Oct 2016 18:36:31 -0700

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: April Edition

It's that time of the month again, take that as you may, but you won't need any tampons to listen to April's Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

In this month's edition we ponder who is more evil, Red Skull or Adolf Hitler, Sheri Moon Zombie's ass, and Justin tries to sell Matt on Mad Men, and the P-word gets thrown into the mix.

The guys also test their movie quote knowledge in the new segment, "Simply Quotable," and do a little Summer movie preview of their own with Iron Man already making waves.

If you like good wholesome family fun, well, find another podcast. If you like three guys talking out of their ass for over an hour, well, now you're on the right track with The Simplistic Reviews podcast.

Also, May 6th is National Nightmare Day, a Day to celebrate the 1984 horror classic "A Nightmare on Elm Street." Check over at SlaughterFilm.com for more information.

Show Notes:

Hannibal Review

Summer Movie Preview

The Benefit of Mad Men

National Nightmare Day

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(Ep. 6): SR Podcast - March 2013

Sun, 16 Oct 2016 18:35:31 -0700

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast : March 2013

You might ask yourself, "Hey Simplistic Reviews! It's April, this isn't the March Podcast." Well, yeah, you're right......that's all I got. You got us listening public, this is the March Simplistic Reviews Podcast, posted in April.

We discuss everything from chocolate Easter bunnies to Peeps and even fit in some time to worship the Season Three Premiere of "Game of Thrones."

And while it seems like we have no shame (have you listened to any of our previous podcasts) we actually do, as we introduce a new segment, "Simply Ashamed" where we talk about crying, bestiality, and illegally recording "Ghost Rider," but not necessarily in that order.

So gather around the old iPod, or your Zune, bring grandma and enjoy the fun of The Simplistic Reviews March Podcast.

Show Notes

Sexy Cartoon Babes

Game of Thrones Love

Understanding Shame

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(Ep. 5): SR Podcast- February Late Edition 2013

Sun, 16 Oct 2016 18:05:49 -0700

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast Late Edition: February 2013

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Like the old cliche; "better late than never" The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back, and we're just as cliched as we were back in January.

In this February edition we wax poetic on the failings of non-Marvel Studios films, pass judgement on Bruce Willis' latest John McClane adventure, "A Good Day To Die Hard," and rip Seth MacFarlane a new one.

Plus, this time Matt is in the hot seat with another edition of "Word Association." From Harrison Ford to breast milk, nothing is off limits to Matt's rage, while Justin and DJ have their feelings hurt by our cybernetic robo-babe, Julie.

All this and much more in our "late" February podcast, right here on Simplistic Reviews.

Show Notes

Boycotting Non-Marvel Comic Films

A "Good" Day to "Die Hard"

Why Seth MacFarlane Sucks

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(Ep. 4): SR Podcast - Awards Edition

Sun, 16 Oct 2016 17:55:43 -0700

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: 2013 Oscars Special

In this very special edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast we break down the 2013 Academy Award, this Sunday, February 24th. Will "Argo" make The Academy rue the day they didn't nominate Ben Affleck for a best actor award for "Gigli?" Will another French Revolution occur with "Amour?" Will we ever get to see the SyFy Original movie, "Zero Dark Thirty-One: The Return of bin Laden?"

All of this and much, much more in our special Oscar edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast. Below are the categories we cover in the podcast, with our favorites BOLDED.

Best Animated Film: FRANKENWEENIE

PIRATES: BAND OF MISFITS

BRAVE

PARANORMAN

WRECK IT RALPH

Best Screenplay Adapted: CHRIS TERRIO-ARGO,

LUCY ALIBAR & BEN ZEITLIN-BEASTS OF THE SOUTHERN WILD

DAVID MAGEE-LIFE OF PI,

TONY KUSHNER- LINCOLN

DAVID O. RUSSELL-SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK

Best Original Screenplay: MICHAEL HANEKE-AMOUR,

QUENTIN TARANTINO-DJANGO

JOHN GATINS-FLIGHT

WES ANDERSON & ROMAN COPPOLA-MOONRISE KINGDOM

MARK BOAL-ZERO DARK THIRTY

Directing: MICHAEL HANEKE-AMOUR,

BEN ZEITLIN-BEASTS OF THE SOUTHERN WILD

ANG LEE-LIFE OF PI

STEVEN SPIELBERG-LINCOLN

DAVID O. RUSSELL-SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK

Best Supporting Actress: AMY ADAMS-THE MASTER

SALLY FIELD-LINCOLN

ANNE HATHAWAY-LES MISERABLES

HELEN HUNT-THE SESSIONS

JACKI WEAVER-SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK.

Best Supporting Actor: ALAN ARKIN-ARGO

ROBERT DENIRO-SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK

PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN-THE MASTER

TOMMY LEE JONES-LINCOLN

CHRISTOPH WALTZ-DJANGO UNCHAINED

Best Actress: JESSICA CHASTAIN-ZERO DARK THIRTY

JENNIFER LAWRENCE-SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK

EMMANUELLE RIVA-AMOUR

QUVENZHANE WALLIS-BEASTS OF THE SOUTHERN WILD

NAOMI WATTS-THE IMPOSSIBLE

Best Actor: BRADLEY COOPER-SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK

DANIEL DAY-LEWIS-LINCOLN

HUGH JACKMAN-LES MISERABLES

JOAQUIN PHOENIX-THE MASTER

DENZEL WASHINGTON-FLIGHT

Best Picture-AMOUR,

LIFE OF PI

ARGO

LINCOLN

BEASTS OF THE SOUTHERN WILD

SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK

DJANGO UNCHAINED

ZERO DARK THIRTY

LES MISERABLES

Show Notes

Official Academy Awards Site

Django Review

Silver Linings Playbook Review

The Master Review

Zero Dark Thirty Review

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(Ep. 3): SR Podcast - January 2013

Sun, 16 Oct 2016 17:47:42 -0700

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: January 2013

Our first podcast of the year, and we'd like to thank all the fans and readers for making 2012 a success for us. Right out of the gates we discuss how J.J. Abrams will balance his responsibilities between "Star Trek" and "Star Wars." We judge the HBO original series "Girls" in our newest segment, "Open & Shut" where we channel our inner Jack McCoy and Atticus Finch. And we debate what is the Biggest Bad-ass 80s Action Film in "Simply the Best."

All of this, and much more, including a beer can with no manners, Bill Murray getting hand jobs, and our longing for Saturday Morning Cartoons.

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY.
Show Notes:

Matt's take on Girls
The Force is strong with Abrams
Great courtroom scenes
The best of 80s Action

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(Ep. 2): SR Podcast - December 2012

Sun, 16 Oct 2016 17:42:41 -0700

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: December 2012

You've all been clamoring for it, well here it is. The Simplistic Reviews Podcast for December 2012! In this sophomore edition we dig into the holiday season with what made us happy in the cinema during 2012. From "The Dark Knight Rises" to the re-release of "Pulp Fiction" we touch it all, and not in that inappropriate way....okay, just over the pants, but give us a break.

We also give AMC, Nerds, "The Vow", and British -Voiced Nazis a hard time in our newest segment, "Sincerely."

All this and more on The Simplistic Reviews Podcast for December 2012.

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(Ep. 1): SR Podcast - November 2012

Sun, 16 Oct 2016 17:19:38 -0700

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: November 2012

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY. Welcome all to the inaugural Simplistic Reviews Podcast! This is something that we had been planning for a while, and we finally got it done. This edition we talk James Bond, namely, his newest adventure "Skyfall," and remember some of his greatest villains and which James Bond theme song speaks to us.

Not in that creepy way that your uncle used to when he was drunk during Thanksgiving.

We also talk TV, where DJ explains why "Arrow" is his newest guilty pleasure, Justin talks about balls dropping, and why Jewish people aren't allowed to watch "Mad Men," while Matt asks "Why is AMC so stupid!" We also wonder "What is it about Ghost Dad that gets our motors revving?" And "What was Morgan Freeman really doing during his voice over sessions on "March of the Penguins?" All this and more on The Simplistic Reviews Podcast for November 2012.

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(Ep. 14): SR Presents Indie Insider - "Stuck" Interview With Angela Palladino

Sun, 16 Oct 2016 15:57:19 -0700

Simplistic Reviews presents: Indie Insider - Stuck, Interview with Director Angela Palladino

In our first in a series of interviews we will be conducting during the production of the film "Stuck," Simplistic Reviews is happy to have Writer, Producer, and Director, Angela Palladino, on this Simplistic Reviews Podcast special, "Indie Insider." SR's own, Matthew Stewart, runs the gamut with Angela that stretches from her motivation to film "Stuck," who inspires her, and what it's like to film close to home.

Angela's Indiegogo Page

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