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NICHE AS QUICHE EP 72 Sam Simmons GOUT

Sun, 23 Nov 2025 00:22:43 -0400

I haven't got gout!

EP 71 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons BUM HUN

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 23:56:02 -0300

send me voice message, dream interpretation, question, a song, whatever!

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NICHE AS QUICHE EP 69 Sam Simmons BONKY

Sun, 14 Sep 2025 18:19:53 -0300

Recorded at 4:46 am this morning. I luff you.

NICHE AS QUICHE EP 67 Sam Simmons DADS HOME

Sat, 30 Aug 2025 18:41:07 -0300

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SAM SIMMONS IS HERE

Tue, 10 Jun 2025 21:11:05 -0300

Hi guys, back with your regular podcast soon.

If you have any employment tips, please hit me up samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

I love you and have missed you.

EP 68 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Time wank

Tue, 10 Dec 2024 19:13:40 -0400

Milking chickens, time wanks, hobbled knees and lonely skanks

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NICHE AS QUICHE 67 Sam Simmons The Herkin

Tue, 26 Nov 2024 16:30:54 -0400

Episode 67

Butchers should always be Cheeky, Doctors should always wear stethoscopes, And Chefs should be forced to aways wear those puffy hats.

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EP 66 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Guvna in the BUM

Thu, 14 Nov 2024 21:42:33 -0400

It's Niche as Quiche ep 66, Guvna in the bum,

Dad’s in great mood, hope it helps. x

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EP 65 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Tartufo

Thu, 07 Nov 2024 21:42:24 -0400

Its Niche as Quiche ep 65, featuring Emma’s dream interp, is Soul Origen a Human drug trafficking salad front, hermit crabs, shop putting and Tartufo.

*apologies the first half of the podcast had a weird muffly filter somehow…if it's too annoying FFWD 30mins.

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EP 64 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Jacaranda

Thu, 24 Oct 2024 21:57:47 -0300

Its Niche as Quiche ep 64 featuring The flight Centre Captain, Jacaranda Blossom Slime PLUS...four minutes of packaging tape noises!!!

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EP 63.3 NICE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Chadwick

Mon, 07 Oct 2024 05:18:04 -0300

A boy named Chadrick, Spanish lady dolls, Guided meditation and That’s Life!

* I HAD TO DELETE THE SAD EP AND ANOTHER EARLIER VERSION OF THIS ONE DUE TO COPYRIGHT BS

ENJOY X

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EP 61 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons OYSTER SAUCE

Sun, 11 Aug 2024 19:02:06 -0300

Oyster sauce, Marty the disco queen, the angry lady at the Italian Bowl and the fear of having a banal flashback before you die.

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NEW TEATOWEL DESIGN FOR ALL SUBSCRIBERS COMING!!!

EP 60 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Burger Ring Heart

Wed, 24 Jul 2024 22:08:48 -0300

I really don't give a fucky, I very much enjoyed the romantic comedy “Find Me Falling” starring Harry Connick Junior on Netflix.

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EP 59 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons STONK

Wed, 10 Jul 2024 17:06:21 -0300

I chose to identify as a person with hair, made a little beef man, Richard Clayderman and the Tubulidentata.

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EP 58 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Hotties

Thu, 20 Jun 2024 22:26:26 -0300

Its crumpet and flannel weather, and here we have it,

I think my fave episode yet, from strength to strength my friends...I luv ooo

EP 57 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Reggae rebirth

Wed, 05 Jun 2024 06:51:28 -0300

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Here are the lyrics for my alternative reggae-inspired intro.

I had a mental breakdown

at the start of the pandemic

I was hospitalised and realised

my mind was problematic

now I haven't drunk the alcohol in _____ days

though I feel kinda better

yet I still get sad Hooray

got a 7-year-old daughter

that I want to not fuck up

I used to be kind of famous

but my ego mucked it up

here I air my dirty laundry

share my deepest darkest secrets

here I have my recipe for, Sam Simmons niche as quichness.

EP 56 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Snow fakes.

Thu, 23 May 2024 18:36:19 -0300

Remember I love you!!!!!

don't be a snow-fake.

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NICHE AS QUICHE EP 55 Sam Simmons Magnetic friend sox

Thu, 16 May 2024 05:07:19 -0300

Magnetic friend Sox, rhythm and melody. I love being back, I hope you're enjoying the poddy I'm loving making it again, I've realised my midlife crisis is my friend.

say hello

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listen to Danny Brown and Kendrick

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Ep 54 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons MID LIFE CRYOUT

Thu, 09 May 2024 18:47:50 -0300

Hi guys I'm back! after what I think is a full-blown midlife crisis, here we are! I hope you enjoy it, I loved making it and I can't wait to speak to you again next week.

a toe in the ocean

Wed, 01 May 2024 22:06:50 -0300

Hi guys, after a long hiatus of self-reflection, i'll be back with your usual poddy next week.

luv u x

EP 53 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Tesla

Wed, 27 Mar 2024 23:45:44 -0300

Hello everyone, thank you for all the kind messages I hope you are well I love you lots, hopefully, I'll see you at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival next week, if not I'll chase you in your dreams.

All my love, Samb (with a silent B like lamb)

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EP 51.3 NICE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Over it

Tue, 12 Mar 2024 22:45:13 -0300

OVER IT EP 51.3

Short podcast this week! apologies people, it's been a shitty one.
I love you! I'll speak to you in detail next week!

In the meantime, listen to me seethe for 23 minutes x

EP 51 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Voulevants

Tue, 05 Mar 2024 22:57:26 -0400

ARMPITS & Head holes it’s episode 51

Hello my little Voulevants I hope you've had a wonderful week. I've been lost in the world of concerts and sausages, sausages and concerts! at least I had time to stop for a flan pâtissier.

I love you all and I appreciate everything that you do! please keep sending me messages it was a joy to respond this week, and to Sarah and her sister from Sweden I finally listened and responded.

Please send me a voice message!!! please please anything you want to talk about a question about life! a question about yourself! a question about me! a question about existence! can you hand this guy an aural feeling? It's easy just record a voice message Into your phone and send it to me like a text to me samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

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EP 50 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Benjamin Johnson

Wed, 28 Feb 2024 18:41:33 -0400

Benjamin Johnson it’s episode 50

It's definitely taken me well over a year to get to episode 50!!!!

50 & nifty! I've had an incredibly busy week! you know what to do! let's just get into it. I'm naming this episode #50 after my favourite weird emailer…Benjamin Johnson

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EP 49 N ICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Bee Bee the Fijian

Mon, 19 Feb 2024 03:48:20 -0400

BEE BEE THE FIJIAN it’s episode 49!!!

I've been up to my knees in vegan mayonnaise and now I'm making vegan miso BBQ carrots (fuck) to recreate a sausage and bread experience beyond the world of fake vegan sausages.

I'm in Adelaide! I'm at the Fringe Festival I'm working my tits off!
If I was a milking cow my udders would be all saggy and powdery dry.

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EP 48 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons oijhbnyubg

Tue, 06 Feb 2024 21:57:56 -0400

oijhbnyubg it’s episode 48

I met a little tiny Mexican man named Gabriel who came to my show in Orange all the way from the Gold Coast! I was so taken aback I gifted him a miniature action figurine of a tiny little boomer called little Wayne.

if that doesn't interest you you can stop reading right now.

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EP 47 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Am I Strange?

Fri, 26 Jan 2024 00:06:13 -0400

AM I STRANGE? it’s episode 47! (love to Bevan)

Indigenous odysseys, bus travel, hummus and carrots and am I a very very petty man? Thanks to everybody who turned up in Wyong we had a lovely night.

Also thank you so much for all the messages!! please please keep them coming!!!

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EP 46 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Cat Scratch Fever

Mon, 15 Jan 2024 12:39:27 -0400

CAT SCRATH FEVER! it’s episode 46!

Panacotta, sausage logistics, toxoplasmosis and the bowels of Satan.

Warning, this content is as Niche as Quiche.

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EP 45 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Cheese and Rice

Fri, 05 Jan 2024 15:54:45 -0400

Cheese and Rice! it’s episode 45!

Kitty sitting, Derryl’s Anglo Indian. Being served by robots and waffling on… this content is as Niche as Quiche.

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EP 44 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons XMASFKN

Wed, 27 Dec 2023 16:54:33 -0400

This podcast has been split into two bits, PRE- Christmas and POST Christmas, both in one podcast! Will it end in tears? will it end in beers? It's queers for years on the Niche As Quiche Christmas podcast.

Love you.

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EP 43 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons My Canary Has Circles

Mon, 11 Dec 2023 21:08:15 -0400

It's episode 43.

Can traffic lights induce Depression? lots of live touring news

PLUS, I did a thingy!!!!

I also love getting voice messages!

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EP 42 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons PIG LATIN

Sun, 26 Nov 2023 19:55:04 -0400

It's episode 42. Fat driving, Pig language and Henri Lecont.

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EP 41 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Cage to the Stage

Tue, 14 Nov 2023 19:48:38 -0400

It's episode 41. its looooooose. Including some confronting news news.

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Ep 40 Niche as Quiche Sam Simmons Necrosis

Tue, 31 Oct 2023 20:41:59 -0300

It's episode 40. Snuffing ducks, shit sausage rolls, grope mazes and necrosis. C'mon lets get into it!

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EP 39 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons DEHYDRATIOOOO

Mon, 16 Oct 2023 22:10:14 -0300

It's episode 39!! Brought to you by dehydration and gastroenteritis.

Also a near racist moment with a Tesla driver, the real meaning behind the nursery rhyme Rubber dub dub, and staring down the barrel of Centrelink.

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EP 38 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons I’m really good at sweet potatoes now.

Thu, 05 Oct 2023 22:40:50 -0300

This is episode 38 "I'm really good at sweet potatoes now"

Salad days, Botulism and people who smile with their mouths but not with their eyes!

Do you know what I mean?

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EP 37 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Cover Letters.

Thu, 28 Sep 2023 02:25:37 -0300

This is episode 37! Cover letters.

I have agreed to emcee a wedding for people I do not know. I've also decided to go to court to contest a parking fine. I don't like the movie Spy Kids. PS I really need a jobby.

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EP 36 NICHEAS QUICHE Sam Simmons Dead Leg.

Tue, 19 Sep 2023 00:47:25 -0300

DEAD LEG!!! DEAD LEG!!!

Last week I was eating a katsu curry too fast, when I accidentally bit down on a cheap chopstick and then involuntarily coughed, causing me to inadvertently swallow a chopstick splinter, which got infected and I lost my voice for a few days.

PLUS the amazing story of Alice Anderson

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EP 35 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons That sounds like a Japlan.

Wed, 06 Sep 2023 23:15:04 -0300

It's only episode bloody 35! JAPLAN TOOOOOO

Thank you for letting me have a podcast holiday guys! I had a terrific. This week I’ll be discussing grubby Australians drinking hot breakfast shiraz at the airport.

We ponder the question, would you throw yourself in front of a bus for a stranger? Vegan options and Margaret Urlich

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EP 34 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons JAPLAN

Mon, 21 Aug 2023 19:08:51 -0300

It's episode 34; Things didn’t go to Japlan.

Live from under the shittiest air conditioner in nearly 40-degree heat, deep in the heart of beautiful downtown Kyoto, it's Niche as Quiche on TOUR.

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also Including the third episode of my BBC Radio 4 series Not a People Person.

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EP 33 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons a Poo ans a Wee

Wed, 09 Aug 2023 22:56:11 -0300

It's episode 33 a poo and a wee

Including the second episode of my BBC Radio 4 series Not a People Person.

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EP 32 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons LINT LINT LINT

Wed, 02 Aug 2023 22:57:38 -0300

It's episode bloody 32 lint lint lint and more lint

Including the debut episode of my BBC Radio 4 series Not a People Person. I love doing this podcast and thank you for supporting if you are on Patreon! if you're not, I understand money is tight, if you can spare it, why not score yourself a NICHE AS QUICHE tea towel!!

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EP 31 NIICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Doodles

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 01:14:46 -0300

It's episode 31! right in the BUM.

Some terrific inner thoughts into the duality of man!

Plus paella on a Cruskit? No way Jose!

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EP 30 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons The Villainy of Mice.

Mon, 17 Jul 2023 00:17:26 -0300

Some hardcore Greek love, the hot vomit express and a deep dive into villainy inspired by the tennis.

Also apologies here for the sound output, I forgot to put a level filter on. Back to normal next week! love you.

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EP 29 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Cup Noodles

Tue, 11 Jul 2023 00:45:52 -0300

It's episode 29; CUP NOODLES (cup o soup, another day)

JOY waning, ANGER rising.

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EP 28 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Barstarde

Sun, 02 Jul 2023 22:58:47 -0300

I am a man with a fork in a world of full of soup.

It's episode 28; BASTARDS! LIKEEE

I'm back, healthy and shelfy.

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EP 27 NICHE AS QUICHE SAM SIMMONS The Castrati

Fri, 23 Jun 2023 00:03:19 -0300

I am a man with a fork in a world of full of soup.

It's episode 27; THE CASTRATI !!!!!

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EP 26 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons New Australia

Wed, 07 Jun 2023 18:36:36 -0300

The man with a fork in a world of soup is back!

It's episode 26, babies! with a deep dive into the cult-like social experiment of New Australia 1893 Paraguay!! that's all I have to say.

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EP 25 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons FUKT in the head.

Tue, 30 May 2023 22:51:15 -0300

This is the loosest episode I have recorded yet, which is saying something. I think my anti-biotics have given me minor brain damage. Weird week. Deep dive is Folie à deux, which ended up hurting my head hole.

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EP 24 NICHE AS QUICHE Tiger Prawns

Thu, 18 May 2023 22:12:03 -0300

This episode contains phlegm, tiger prawns, phlegm, Lebanese lentils, phlegm and various mixed birds.

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EP 23 NICHE AS QUICHE SAM SIMMONS CANNIBALS

Wed, 10 May 2023 01:28:37 -0300

Cannibals. Couch clowns, goat sex, and how awful a giant PAELLA is.

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EP 23 NICHE AS QUICHE SAM SIMMONS Kava Hangover

Sun, 23 Apr 2023 11:28:30 -0300

I tried the Fijian drug called Kava and even though it said you won't get a hangover on the packet, I think I got a hangover. Also, the ramblings of a ramblin man.

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Go on! talk to me.

Ep 22 NICHE AS QUICHE SAM SIMMONS Roman Sex God

Sun, 09 Apr 2023 20:18:25 -0300

Post easter, post 4am swim, I bring you loose thoughts on gender dysphoria in the cave person community. PLUS a deep dive into Ancient Roman Sex fiends.

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I care about you.

Ep 21 NICHE AS QUICHE SAM SIMMONS Ongs Egg

Thu, 30 Mar 2023 17:18:11 -0300

This is the podcast you have been searching for.

I think my fave episode yet.

Always best to record in a good mood, my friends.

Lots of rage and fury PLUS an excerpt from my live show "About the Weather" and a deep dive into something ultimately disappointing. What more could you ask for!

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I want to know your secrets.

Ep 20.5 NICHE AS QUICHE SAM SIMMONS LISPY

Wed, 22 Mar 2023 01:07:15 -0300

LISPS, Featuring my hot post-birthday meltdown, celebrating the Oscars alone, awkward meetings, not perving at the pub, and watching Neil eat a parmigiana.

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EP 20 NICHE AS QUICHE SAM SIMMONS LISPS

Tue, 21 Mar 2023 23:47:09 -0300

LISPS, Featuring my hot post-birthday meltdown, celebrating the Oscars alone, awkward meetings, not perving at the pub, and watching Neil eat a parmigiana.

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EP 19 NICHE AS QUICHE SAM SIMMONS YEAR 5 ALIVE

Sun, 12 Mar 2023 17:33:46 -0300

Was I drink spiked at the pub? hmmmmmmm.

PLUS a deep dive into the creative minds of 10-11 years olds,

quite the combination.

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EP 18 NICHE AS QUICHE SAM SIMMONS salad on the sofa

Wed, 01 Mar 2023 00:17:03 -0400

A very strange incident whilst ordering a salad sandwich coupled with general paranoia and an amazing accidental discovery deep dive on a furniture shop Jingle from Adelaide, you know, just some very relatable stuff.

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EP 17 NICHE AS QUICHE SAM SIMMONS Ostriches

Mon, 20 Feb 2023 00:28:32 -0400

Coming to you from Radelaide! this weeks deep dive is a doozy.

Plus some ISSUES! the history of living in a monkey and more!

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EP 16 SAM SIMMONS NICHE AS QUICHE FLOOD

Fri, 10 Feb 2023 19:45:49 -0400

Not too sure really what this one's all about, my basement was flooded, so I'm banging on about having to concrete, also some terrific letters, particularly from Fern and Daniel.

When in Rome, and a deep dive into a very confusing fairy tale.

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EP15 SAM SIMMONS NICHE AS QUICHE Going Dutch

Thu, 02 Feb 2023 22:38:31 -0400

Catering for effing kids, an offensive history of Doors, Going Dutch, general paranoia and Pho.

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EP 14 SAM SIMMONS NICHE AS QUICHE My brain is gooder.

Wed, 25 Jan 2023 16:43:08 -0400

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episode 14: my brain is gooder

OK, babes, I'm finally back, I think my mind has been absolutely pre-consumed with the stress of dealing with real life and this week after a breakthrough I'm back!

With a deep dive into a very strange Brothers Grimm fairy tale, plus thoughts on bus travel, maths and generally just maintaining buoyancy on this thing called life! hope on the bus!

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EP 13 SAM SIMMONS NICHE AS QUICHE BARNEY GOOGLE

Thu, 19 Jan 2023 14:29:28 -0400

All about Barney Google...