<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><!-- generator="podbean/5.5" -->
<rss version="2.0"
     xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
     xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
     xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
     xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
     xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd"
     xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0"
     xmlns:spotify="http://www.spotify.com/ns/rss"
     xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0"
    xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/">

<channel>
    <title>Mind Issue</title>
    <atom:link href="https://feed.podbean.com/shmimoncarlson/feed.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/>
    <link>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com</link>
    <description>We watch stuff and we riff. Talk to your doctor if you like this podcast. Member FDIC.</description>
    <pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2026 19:45:21 +0000</pubDate>
    <generator>https://podbean.com/?v=5.5</generator>
    <language>en</language>
        <copyright>Simon and Brandon</copyright>
    <category>Comedy</category>
    <ttl>1440</ttl>
    <itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type>
          <itunes:summary></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Simon and Brandon</itunes:author>
<itunes:category text="Comedy" />
    <itunes:owner>
        <itunes:name>Simon and Brandon</itunes:name>
            </itunes:owner>
    	<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	<itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
    <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/22049487/Mind_Issue_artwork_15006k0vu.jpg" />
    <image>
        <url>https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/22049487/Mind_Issue_artwork_15006k0vu.jpg</url>
        <title>Mind Issue</title>
        <link>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com</link>
        <width>144</width>
        <height>144</height>
    </image>
    <item>
        <title>Ep. 32 - Everybody Was Congo Fighting (w/ Tristan Schrot)</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 32 - Everybody Was Congo Fighting (w/ Tristan Schrot)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-32-everybody-was-congo-fighting-w-tristan-schrot/</link>
                    <comments>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-32-everybody-was-congo-fighting-w-tristan-schrot/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2026 19:45:21 +0000</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/247a42f1-1823-34ce-94ea-db68a150008c</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>our friend Tristan joins us and introduces us to the cinematic masterpiece Congo and, ermmmm, hilarity ensued....</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>our friend Tristan joins us and introduces us to the cinematic masterpiece Congo and, ermmmm, hilarity ensued....</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/hvy5e6x8vgg2ywe5/Mind_Issue_32aoi9g.mp3" length="87274725" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[our friend Tristan joins us and introduces us to the cinematic masterpiece Congo and, ermmmm, hilarity ensued....]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Simon and Brandon</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3635</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>32</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
            </item>
    <item>
        <title>Ep. 31 - The Elf-father</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 31 - The Elf-father</itunes:title>
        <link>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-31-the-elf-father/</link>
                    <comments>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-31-the-elf-father/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2026 01:27:17 +0000</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/ecfde1db-9b68-3833-9c9a-71733a4b9e4e</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>we was watching the godfather part 1. it helps to have heard that benson boone song Beautiful Things. it's pretty much unlistenable otherwise, some stay it still is.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>we was watching the godfather part 1. it helps to have heard that benson boone song Beautiful Things. it's pretty much unlistenable otherwise, some stay it still is.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/n4dtr8wphaskgkkn/Ep_31_12-1-25_mixdownbk0dl.mp3" length="49643743" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[we was watching the godfather part 1. it helps to have heard that benson boone song Beautiful Things. it's pretty much unlistenable otherwise, some stay it still is.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Simon and Brandon</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2067</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>31</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
            </item>
    <item>
        <title>Ep. 30 - flight, Carly</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 30 - flight, Carly</itunes:title>
        <link>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-30-flight-carly/</link>
                    <comments>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-30-flight-carly/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2026 03:30:53 +0000</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/116ada39-298b-3793-8fc0-e6248d24ad29</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>watch Flight and we can't do Denzel, but i think there's measurable improvement by the end</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>watch Flight and we can't do Denzel, but i think there's measurable improvement by the end</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/e67773ugw6z5nujz/ep_30_mixdown6lzx6.mp3" length="37157503" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[watch Flight and we can't do Denzel, but i think there's measurable improvement by the end]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Simon and Brandon</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1547</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>30</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
            </item>
    <item>
        <title>Ep. 29 - The Way My Horcruxes Is Set Up...</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 29 - The Way My Horcruxes Is Set Up...</itunes:title>
        <link>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-29-the-way-my-horcruxes-is-set-up/</link>
                    <comments>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-29-the-way-my-horcruxes-is-set-up/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2026 01:57:18 +0000</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">1b62175e-d6c9-4992-9f00-61a1eba8bc73</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We were watching Chamber of Secrets and the first few minutes are recorded from my phone til I got the mixer set up.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We were watching Chamber of Secrets and the first few minutes are recorded from my phone til I got the mixer set up.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/mh2harx59pkhh63d/s_105d9f688_podcast_play_114016633_https_3A_2F_2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_2Fstaging_2F2026-0-15_2Ffa352f9d-2d3b-3f9a-73b4-7473e56b3b05.mp3" length="67561424" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary>&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;We were watching Chamber of Secrets and the first few minutes are recorded from my phone til I got the mixer set up.&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;</itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Simon and Brandon</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2814</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>29</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog22049487/6e5b2c2c91cbe5e1daea17693c7d4e8e.jpg" />    </item>
    <item>
        <title>Ep. 28 - The Grizzly Man Episode</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 28 - The Grizzly Man Episode</itunes:title>
        <link>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-28-the-grizzly-man-episode/</link>
                    <comments>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-28-the-grizzly-man-episode/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2025 23:38:55 +0000</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">2906b9a3-6a97-4d13-acad-46469b7e34d1</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>we watched Grizzly Man and our mind issues are on 11</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>we watched Grizzly Man and our mind issues are on 11</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/i0x6zm8jo7gtjtxw/s_105d9f688_podcast_play_112848422_https_3A_2F_2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_2Fstaging_2F2025-11-18_2F16e39ccb-64dd-e148-5f42-0754f976747a.mp3" length="69659886" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary>&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;we watched Grizzly Man and our mind issues are on 11&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;</itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Simon and Brandon</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2901</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog22049487/7b840ce7c4273d3900ff9460fb191886.jpg" />    </item>
    <item>
        <title>Ep. 27 - The Chinese-ness of It All</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 27 - The Chinese-ness of It All</itunes:title>
        <link>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-27-the-chinese-ness-of-it-all/</link>
                    <comments>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-27-the-chinese-ness-of-it-all/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2025 04:18:29 +0000</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">fe5aaa0f-0537-4f53-8352-d0a821802f37</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We had a football game on but it doesn't matter. Quintessential Mind Issue episode if you ask me. But what do I know, I'm just one of the guys on it. </p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We had a football game on but it doesn't matter. Quintessential Mind Issue episode if you ask me. But what do I know, I'm just one of the guys on it. </p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/b75m0z5zjj0pu8yf/s_105d9f688_podcast_play_112467574_https_3A_2F_2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_2Fstaging_2F2025-11-11_2F52d04b8a-abf7-bc2a-9648-3ba68eea0e51.mp3" length="49555917" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary>&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;We had a football game on but it doesn&amp;amp;#39;t matter. Quintessential Mind Issue episode if you ask me. But what do I know, I&amp;amp;#39;m just one of the guys on it. &amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;</itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Simon and Brandon</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2063</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>27</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog22049487/cd6b82e6f59fe94b31c14976c542260c.jpg" />    </item>
    <item>
        <title>Ep. 26 - Big Red Balls</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 26 - Big Red Balls</itunes:title>
        <link>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-26-big-red-balls/</link>
                    <comments>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-26-big-red-balls/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2025 03:31:28 +0000</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">93551695-3cc9-46e8-836a-2021317083a9</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We start watching Working Man with Jason Statham and then we got so bored we watched duck dynasty clips, played addicting games, and watched Wipeout.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We start watching Working Man with Jason Statham and then we got so bored we watched duck dynasty clips, played addicting games, and watched Wipeout.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/1xqfquuutnfncs37/s_105d9f688_podcast_play_112111714_https_3A_2F_2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_2Fstaging_2F2025-11-4_2Ffaa14876-0058-53b9-9c6e-9d0495d0c08a.mp3" length="78908469" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary>&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;We start watching Working Man with Jason Statham and then we got so bored we watched duck dynasty clips, played addicting games, and watched Wipeout.&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;</itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Simon and Brandon</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3286</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>22</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog22049487/fbe0326f38dc98961999d6e59c85bf54.jpg" />    </item>
    <item>
        <title>Ep. 25 - Soul Plane Airlines (w/ JT Motley)</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 25 - Soul Plane Airlines (w/ JT Motley)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-25-soul-plane-airlines-w-jt-motley/</link>
                    <comments>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-25-soul-plane-airlines-w-jt-motley/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2025 04:13:32 +0000</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">7abb74a4-63e6-4dbf-aee0-5646269bb349</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>our friend JT Motley came over to watch sunday football with us. title says it all. </p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>our friend JT Motley came over to watch sunday football with us. title says it all. </p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/n0t8ygymsikvq35i/s_105d9f688_podcast_play_111825764_https_3A_2F_2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_2Fstaging_2F2025-10-28_2F6e17dae1-b800-b931-5ccb-fcdd360a812e.mp3" length="64912902" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary>&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;our friend JT Motley came over to watch sunday football with us. title says it all. &amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;</itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Simon and Brandon</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2703</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog22049487/6fd9730891ef3fb94177f8dd81ebfbb8.jpg" />    </item>
    <item>
        <title>Ep. 24 - Crocker Does January 6th</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 24 - Crocker Does January 6th</itunes:title>
        <link>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-24-crocker-does-january-6th/</link>
                    <comments>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-24-crocker-does-january-6th/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2025 04:06:54 +0000</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">879af130-ba66-42e0-bb9c-45704d3885ff</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>from when we watched the newest Superman movie and the Jimmy Timmy Power Hour</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>from when we watched the newest Superman movie and the Jimmy Timmy Power Hour</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/c521zhfualc4xxr7/s_105d9f688_podcast_play_111442766_https_3A_2F_2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_2Fstaging_2F2025-10-20_2Feb50f88f-8504-b47e-e8e5-099cff77028f.mp3" length="35570598" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary>&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;from when we watched the newest Superman movie and the Jimmy Timmy Power Hour&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;</itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Simon and Brandon</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1481</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>21</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog22049487/708c1067278e3131777d91c5aabaa07f.jpg" />    </item>
    <item>
        <title>Ep. 23 - Warsh Your Pads (w/ Joe Elder)</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 23 - Warsh Your Pads (w/ Joe Elder)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-23-warsh-your-pads-w-joe-elder/</link>
                    <comments>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-23-warsh-your-pads-w-joe-elder/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2025 07:04:12 +0000</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">697c1a75-0ccd-45d7-9e34-b0a76aadecec</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Our pal Joe Elder came over to watch some sunday NFL games with us. Check out his stand up special coming out on Youtube in December "Chicken Champ". Also warsh your pads, warsh your clothes, you get it.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Our pal Joe Elder came over to watch some sunday NFL games with us. Check out his stand up special coming out on Youtube in December "Chicken Champ". Also warsh your pads, warsh your clothes, you get it.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/mu8we4da22305sk1/s_105d9f688_podcast_play_111112792_https_3A_2F_2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_2Fstaging_2F2025-10-13_2F5fa110aa-0cc7-e548-d79c-a9dc8056a5d4.mp3" length="71250893" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary>&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;Our pal Joe Elder came over to watch some sunday NFL games with us. Check out his stand up special coming out on Youtube in December &amp;amp;quot;Chicken Champ&amp;amp;quot;. Also warsh your pads, warsh your clothes, you get it.&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;</itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Simon and Brandon</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2967</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog22049487/2ed6914a6208a8d155e9e94efc5febe6.jpg" />    </item>
    <item>
        <title>Ep. 22 - Harry Potter and the Disgusting Act</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 22 - Harry Potter and the Disgusting Act</itunes:title>
        <link>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-22-harry-potter-and-the-disgusting-act/</link>
                    <comments>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-22-harry-potter-and-the-disgusting-act/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2025 01:35:37 +0000</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">69e92ef7-53b7-45ca-a303-7c36f5ae446b</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>please, if you haven't seen the clip of football commentator Joe Buck saying "that is a disgusting act", look that up before listening to this and it will be so much funnier. we were watching football and, yeah...hilarity ensued....</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>please, if you haven't seen the clip of football commentator Joe Buck saying "that is a disgusting act", look that up before listening to this and it will be so much funnier. we were watching football and, yeah...hilarity ensued....</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/vznj0nurlrswh7eq/s_105d9f688_podcast_play_110769388_https_3A_2F_2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_2Fstaging_2F2025-10-6_2F7e8b9a80-72e6-72fa-2826-9fc6d3d0298c.mp3" length="76073314" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary>&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;please, if you haven&amp;amp;#39;t seen the clip of football commentator Joe Buck saying &amp;amp;quot;that is a disgusting act&amp;amp;quot;, look that up before listening to this and it will be so much funnier. we were watching football and, yeah...hilarity ensued....&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;</itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Simon and Brandon</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3168</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>22</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog22049487/7c9673448553c42272ef329b012db250.jpg" />    </item>
    <item>
        <title>Ep. 21 - Colonial Football League (w/ Alex Plotkowski)</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 21 - Colonial Football League (w/ Alex Plotkowski)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-21-colonial-football-league-w-alex-plotkowski/</link>
                    <comments>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-21-colonial-football-league-w-alex-plotkowski/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2025 02:53:07 +0000</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">bdf9f1c7-eb77-4064-81d3-1b1bac07b730</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>It's a football weekend episode from one of the early weeks of the NFL season, and our buddy Alex Plotkowski joins us for the Monday night Lions game</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's a football weekend episode from one of the early weeks of the NFL season, and our buddy Alex Plotkowski joins us for the Monday night Lions game</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/nzb0rgmrezm9fhrs/s_105d9f688_podcast_play_110085603_https_3A_2F_2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_2Fstaging_2F2025-9-23_2Ff749ac92-bbc2-1185-1c1e-898799fee270.mp3" length="70318976" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary>&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;It&amp;amp;#39;s a football weekend episode from one of the early weeks of the NFL season, and our buddy Alex Plotkowski joins us for the Monday night Lions game&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;</itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Simon and Brandon</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2929</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>21</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog22049487/3bbac6d2032193c2033ed97654681600.jpg" />    </item>
    <item>
        <title>Ep. 20 - Mandela, The Creator</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 20 - Mandela, The Creator</itunes:title>
        <link>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-20-mandela-the-creator/</link>
                    <comments>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-20-mandela-the-creator/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2025 04:06:28 +0000</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">10b8842a-679c-47ad-a9ef-241db978f244</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>first part was from when we were watching an early season MNF game and next was from when we watched Invictus. do people read these descriptions? uhhhh, fart. </p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>first part was from when we were watching an early season MNF game and next was from when we watched Invictus. do people read these descriptions? uhhhh, fart. </p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/4zhelm63uqscpn42/s_105d9f688_podcast_play_109746256_https_3A_2F_2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_2Fstaging_2F2025-9-16_2F96328b35-ef9b-9bb4-7dff-e7fb5ed373dc.mp3" length="39413557" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary>&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;first part was from when we were watching an early season MNF game and next was from when we watched Invictus. do people read these descriptions? uhhhh, fart. &amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;</itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Simon and Brandon</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1641</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog22049487/3863d75ebadc199c8ca5bf443e456fc8.jpg" />    </item>
    <item>
        <title>Ep. 19 - If You Don’t Like Your Kid, You Should Be Able to Break Up With Them</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 19 - If You Don’t Like Your Kid, You Should Be Able to Break Up With Them</itunes:title>
        <link>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-19-if-you-don-t-like-your-kid-you-should-be-able-to-break-up-with-them/</link>
                    <comments>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-19-if-you-don-t-like-your-kid-you-should-be-able-to-break-up-with-them/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2025 05:39:05 +0000</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">a7238f8c-534d-490c-b443-efab0660b784</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>stuff from when We Bought a Zoo was on the TV because we chose to watch it</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>stuff from when We Bought a Zoo was on the TV because we chose to watch it</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/db79zexhkyripxao/s_105d9f688_podcast_play_109419068_https_3A_2F_2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_2Fstaging_2F2025-9-9_2Ff3626898-0d19-9e6b-e0d5-fa8f63ad5e32.mp3" length="32765467" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary>&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;stuff from when We Bought a Zoo was on the TV because we chose to watch it&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;</itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Simon and Brandon</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1364</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog22049487/817f99664a8dbd22f06e78e5acfb2a89.jpg" />    </item>
    <item>
        <title>Ep. 18 - Into the Sheldonverse (w/ Marcus Cusic &amp; Alex Plotkowski)</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 18 - Into the Sheldonverse (w/ Marcus Cusic &amp; Alex Plotkowski)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-18-into-the-sheldonverse-w-marcus-cusic-alex-plotkowski/</link>
                    <comments>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-18-into-the-sheldonverse-w-marcus-cusic-alex-plotkowski/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2025 04:15:52 +0000</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">73d60d0d-cb96-4f69-9977-621746fd2ac1</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>our friend Marcus Cusic was over and started Hellboy with us, and our friend Alex Plotkowski came to hang and finished Hellboy with us. we only have three mics currently so we had to share.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>our friend Marcus Cusic was over and started Hellboy with us, and our friend Alex Plotkowski came to hang and finished Hellboy with us. we only have three mics currently so we had to share.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/bxvxpqjyv8wf74nn/s_105d9f688_podcast_play_109102827_https_3A_2F_2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_2Fstaging_2F2025-9-2_2Fd805343d-2301-465b-faa9-f3dcf76ea1f9.mp3" length="56427479" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary>&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;our friend Marcus Cusic was over and started Hellboy with us, and our friend Alex Plotkowski came to hang and finished Hellboy with us. we only have three mics currently so we had to share.&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;</itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Simon and Brandon</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2350</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog22049487/da07349f23c3a7201757a393935c387a.jpg" />    </item>
    <item>
        <title>Ep. 17 - Tony Clinchcliffe (w/ Peter Sillanpaa)</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 17 - Tony Clinchcliffe (w/ Peter Sillanpaa)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-17-tony-clinchcliffe-w-peter-sillanpaa/</link>
                    <comments>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-17-tony-clinchcliffe-w-peter-sillanpaa/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2025 00:50:43 +0000</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">3c24d2d6-27a3-4d5f-bd1b-7ef47b3fae55</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>part 2 of the last episode with Pete. We watched Robots that cartoon movie with Robots, then we watched UFC. </p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>part 2 of the last episode with Pete. We watched Robots that cartoon movie with Robots, then we watched UFC. </p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/jsa8km15drr074u4/s_105d9f688_podcast_play_108779541_https_3A_2F_2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_2Fstaging_2F2025-8-25_2F07761ea5-be39-c9c9-7c10-8542171dc9e0.mp3" length="41143692" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary>&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;part 2 of the last episode with Pete. We watched Robots that cartoon movie with Robots, then we watched UFC. &amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;</itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Simon and Brandon</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1713</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>17</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog22049487/f198165aaec496d7cd9773bac289fcd2.jpg" />    </item>
    <item>
        <title>Ep. 16 - Great Volf Lodge (w/ Peter Sillanpaa)</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 16 - Great Volf Lodge (w/ Peter Sillanpaa)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-16-great-volf-lodge-w-peter-sillanpaa/</link>
                    <comments>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-16-great-volf-lodge-w-peter-sillanpaa/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2025 00:52:22 +0000</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">ecc65940-6201-46b6-9046-27381ce72a29</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Our friend and sketch partner Peter Sillanpaa joins us as the first guest. We watched the 2nd Rambo or some crap in this. </p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Our friend and sketch partner Peter Sillanpaa joins us as the first guest. We watched the 2nd Rambo or some crap in this. </p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/y4ipn5uqmxuxxgc7/s_105d9f688_podcast_play_108460246_https_3A_2F_2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_2Fstaging_2F2025-8-18_2F467d4c63-6365-54f6-2cc7-6d240c327f4d.mp3" length="39968552" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary>&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;Our friend and sketch partner Peter Sillanpaa joins us as the first guest. We watched the 2nd Rambo or some crap in this. &amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;</itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Simon and Brandon</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1664</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog22049487/3a08fdbfc8b072210549f0f4db981ac1.jpg" />    </item>
    <item>
        <title>Ep. 15 - 72 Goddards</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 15 - 72 Goddards</itunes:title>
        <link>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-15-72-goddards/</link>
                    <comments>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-15-72-goddards/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2025 03:51:36 +0000</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">d2a8dd34-5140-4d24-92b0-082ef162c95a</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>we started recording by picking up where we left off in Ice Age 2. again, if you like this podcast talk to your doctor. also if you see a Goddard give him a hug, he's been through a lot.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>we started recording by picking up where we left off in Ice Age 2. again, if you like this podcast talk to your doctor. also if you see a Goddard give him a hug, he's been through a lot.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/1guyhsph69kf1fvs/s_105d9f688_podcast_play_108096320_https_3A_2F_2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_2Fstaging_2F2025-8-10_2F4380d363-ca24-0a9d-d614-b9d71fca964d.mp3" length="86964144" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary>&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;we started recording by picking up where we left off in Ice Age 2. again, if you like this podcast talk to your doctor. also if you see a Goddard give him a hug, he&amp;amp;#39;s been through a lot.&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;</itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Simon and Brandon</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3622</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog22049487/8ccfac2f8b7d762023b0e72cdc7381c4.jpg" />    </item>
    <item>
        <title>Ep. 14 - www.WhatTheNut.com</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 14 - www.WhatTheNut.com</itunes:title>
        <link>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-14-wwwwhatthenutcom/</link>
                    <comments>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-14-wwwwhatthenutcom/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2025 22:44:30 +0000</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">ea8913a4-eab9-4c4a-822f-fe17951cc839</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Sorry for the audio issues when we were watching football, we got a new board and mic cords after that. But this one includes us watching a Lions preseason game and Ice Age. </p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry for the audio issues when we were watching football, we got a new board and mic cords after that. But this one includes us watching a Lions preseason game and Ice Age. </p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/6rychem6jgj7lo88/s_105d9f688_podcast_play_107774583_https_3A_2F_2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_2Fstaging_2F2025-8-3_2Fbc2017e3-0266-9012-218d-7e34c5d8d9f5.mp3" length="44244606" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary>&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;Sorry for the audio issues when we were watching football, we got a new board and mic cords after that. But this one includes us watching a Lions preseason game and Ice Age. &amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;</itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Simon and Brandon</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1842</itunes:duration>
                        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog22049487/b08796f927fee10b1790c5332b928148.jpg" />    </item>
    <item>
        <title>Ep. 13 - Facebook Turned Off My Shoes</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 13 - Facebook Turned Off My Shoes</itunes:title>
        <link>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-13-facebook-turned-off-my-shoes/</link>
                    <comments>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-13-facebook-turned-off-my-shoes/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2025 21:27:52 +0000</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">bfe0b48f-4ef4-4373-82d4-c8fbc77f344d</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>In this one we watched Enemy at the Gates, Simon talked about going to a cat video festival also.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this one we watched Enemy at the Gates, Simon talked about going to a cat video festival also.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/nhr4ndu53okp1vw7/s_105d9f688_podcast_play_107448689_https_3A_2F_2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_2Fstaging_2F2025-7-27_2Fe7e74dee-a4fc-5497-98de-47b9b83385ff.mp3" length="36723773" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary>&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;In this one we watched Enemy at the Gates, Simon talked about going to a cat video festival also.&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;</itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Simon and Brandon</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1529</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog22049487/23a2d4d3ab0526db581ee63a1c195e34.jpg" />    </item>
    <item>
        <title>Ep. 12 - Dobby Have a Dream</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 12 - Dobby Have a Dream</itunes:title>
        <link>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-12-dobby-have-a-dream/</link>
                    <comments>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-12-dobby-have-a-dream/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2025 21:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">fad9dc4a-89b8-4169-acdb-05c06f7241db</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>In this one we were watching High Rollers with John Travolta and never watch that, ever.</p>
<p>
</p>
<p>Notable bits from this are Jeep Thang Baby, Bill Engvall, and so much Dobby.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this one we were watching High Rollers with John Travolta and never watch that, ever.</p>
<p><br>
</p>
<p>Notable bits from this are Jeep Thang Baby, Bill Engvall, and so much Dobby.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/rbtffff95hush2ry/s_105d9f688_podcast_play_107130374_https_3A_2F_2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_2Fstaging_2F2025-7-20_2F0f5a92ac-dca2-faca-bde6-3b9241256308.mp3" length="55023197" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary>&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;In this one we were watching High Rollers with John Travolta and never watch that, ever.&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;Notable bits from this are Jeep Thang Baby, Bill Engvall, and so much Dobby.&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;</itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Simon and Brandon</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2291</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog22049487/76f35e54f183287f7384e4cab29a41ee.jpg" />    </item>
    <item>
        <title>Ep. 11 - i, Stuart</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 11 - i, Stuart</itunes:title>
        <link>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-11-i-stuart/</link>
                    <comments>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-11-i-stuart/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2025 18:14:43 +0000</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">53b35965-b654-4f68-a59f-8fb45e4990a4</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This one starts with us watching You Were Never Really Here, and then we watched i, Robot. Also found out the lady in i, Robot is definitely not the mom in Stuart Little. If anyone cares. Member FDIC.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This one starts with us watching You Were Never Really Here, and then we watched i, Robot. Also found out the lady in i, Robot is definitely not the mom in Stuart Little. If anyone cares. Member FDIC.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/7n39on8r8f87yfr6/s_105d9f688_podcast_play_106829187_https_3A_2F_2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_2Fstaging_2F2025-7-13_2Ffb5038f3-2b08-85d4-a400-a427799e785f.mp3" length="49635047" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary>&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;This one starts with us watching You Were Never Really Here, and then we watched i, Robot. Also found out the lady in i, Robot is definitely not the mom in Stuart Little. If anyone cares. Member FDIC.&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;</itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Simon and Brandon</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2067</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog22049487/601b1da0a130e4f6d5bd14a6a74f0ceb.jpg" />    </item>
    <item>
        <title>Ep. 10 - Days of Lightning and da Thunda</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 10 - Days of Lightning and da Thunda</itunes:title>
        <link>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-10-days-of-lightning-and-da-thunda/</link>
                    <comments>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-10-days-of-lightning-and-da-thunda/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2025 18:55:28 +0000</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">57b40cee-2024-4c06-bbbe-32d91f5b6bcf</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>In this one we finished the rest of First Man and then we watched Days of Thunder.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this one we finished the rest of First Man and then we watched Days of Thunder.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/20xxswgi0ffgz101/s_105d9f688_podcast_play_106532388_https_3A_2F_2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_2Fstaging_2F2025-7-6_2F61b3ccb6-258a-474a-a680-4b94dac46891.mp3" length="45147151" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary>&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;In this one we finished the rest of First Man and then we watched Days of Thunder.&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;</itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Simon and Brandon</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1880</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog22049487/1e38f90ec8f24206f8d0dd6d74be9ef2.jpg" />    </item>
    <item>
        <title>Ep. 9 - Moon Mobile</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 9 - Moon Mobile</itunes:title>
        <link>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-9-moon-mobile/</link>
                    <comments>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-9-moon-mobile/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2025 03:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">6f8848ea-7b89-4d7c-9a87-914f95bbf522</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>In this one we watched Trainspotting and then watched at least half of First Man with Mr. Gosling, himself.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this one we watched Trainspotting and then watched at least half of First Man with Mr. Gosling, himself.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/7yqy9z7zx8gxuc9o/s_105d9f688_podcast_play_106244281_https_3A_2F_2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_2Fstaging_2F2025-6-31_2Fdddd1b41-16c2-a9fb-2fca-14ab6ead17a9.mp3" length="58612261" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary>&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;In this one we watched Trainspotting and then watched at least half of First Man with Mr. Gosling, himself.&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;</itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Simon and Brandon</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2441</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog22049487/041bc50fde8d253ac4ab663581ed1c89.jpg" />    </item>
    <item>
        <title>Ep. 8 - 5 Million Money</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 8 - 5 Million Money</itunes:title>
        <link>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-8-5-million-money/</link>
                    <comments>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-8-5-million-money/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2025 02:52:26 +0000</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">e3d828b6-9c25-47ca-8c04-7c4d75aac018</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>In this one we were watching Shutter Island and then Buried with Ryan Reynolds from Mint Mobile</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this one we were watching Shutter Island and then Buried with Ryan Reynolds from Mint Mobile</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/89p2fosl6n2sreo3/s_105d9f688_podcast_play_105914033_https_3A_2F_2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_2Fstaging_2F2025-6-24_2Fe8355765-deeb-8e4a-e340-8d90f3bec872.mp3" length="43659345" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary>&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;In this one we were watching Shutter Island and then Buried with Ryan Reynolds from Mint Mobile&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;</itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Simon and Brandon</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1818</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog22049487/f9d21fef67036bbf33df30f051257fc2.jpg" />    </item>
    <item>
        <title>Ep. 7 - Hand Biggening Surgery</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 7 - Hand Biggening Surgery</itunes:title>
        <link>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-7-hand-biggening-surgery/</link>
                    <comments>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-7-hand-biggening-surgery/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2025 00:47:04 +0000</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">42ffc743-cc85-40d6-9a69-ecfaa0c7c121</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>In this one it starts with us watching some NBA playoff game I think and then we watch Mission Impossible 3. </p>
<p>
</p>
<p>Alternate title: Hugies vs. Largies</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this one it starts with us watching some NBA playoff game I think and then we watch Mission Impossible 3. </p>
<p><br>
</p>
<p>Alternate title: Hugies vs. Largies</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/jpmz7h62a5bb5t3w/s_105d9f688_podcast_play_105559315_https_3A_2F_2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_2Fstaging_2F2025-6-16_2F5c409a0a-ca78-6f03-e749-f51c47215137.mp3" length="82712394" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary>&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;In this one it starts with us watching some NBA playoff game I think and then we watch Mission Impossible 3. &amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;Alternate title: Hugies vs. Largies&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;</itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Simon and Brandon</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3445</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog22049487/6ce9b053b38e1ad68c09d3d2919b4991.jpg" />    </item>
    <item>
        <title>Ep. 6 - To Catch a Ghost Pedophile</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 6 - To Catch a Ghost Pedophile</itunes:title>
        <link>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-6-to-catch-a-ghost-pedophile/</link>
                    <comments>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-6-to-catch-a-ghost-pedophile/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2025 21:50:55 +0000</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">4150a5e1-9f3e-4995-8436-1d3d50f67434</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Starts with us watching Cutthroat Kitchen, then finishing Mission: Impossible 2. </p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Starts with us watching Cutthroat Kitchen, then finishing Mission: Impossible 2. </p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/vmdzr6ivkam8wjhf/s_105d9f688_podcast_play_105286413_https_3A_2F_2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_2Fstaging_2F2025-6-9_2F8fd8a939-2e2e-2edd-3dbb-eae24795d0e1.mp3" length="59086351" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary>&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;Starts with us watching Cutthroat Kitchen, then finishing Mission: Impossible 2. &amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;</itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Simon and Brandon</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2461</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog22049487/885056500f182cf04c695b6b6a135cd3.jpg" />    </item>
    <item>
        <title>Ep. 5 - Yeah, I’m Thinkin’ I Crapped</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 5 - Yeah, I’m Thinkin’ I Crapped</itunes:title>
        <link>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-5-yeah-i-m-thinkin-i-crapped/</link>
                    <comments>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-5-yeah-i-m-thinkin-i-crapped/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2025 00:05:14 +0000</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">8163cc51-529d-4383-ae37-2fbda9d61213</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We talk about developments at the house while we put on an NBA playoff game and Mission: Impossible 2. </p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We talk about developments at the house while we put on an NBA playoff game and Mission: Impossible 2. </p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/2meuuojynq24mdci/s_105d9f688_podcast_play_104910572_https_3A_2F_2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_2Fstaging_2F2025-6-1_2Fa765ee82-ece6-93ae-e880-ca5317d72e29.mp3" length="68136341" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary>&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;We talk about developments at the house while we put on an NBA playoff game and Mission: Impossible 2. &amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;</itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Simon and Brandon</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2838</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog22049487/a6bf0b00c39256522674ff705a949ac3.jpg" />    </item>
    <item>
        <title>Ep. 4 - Rockin’ Robin</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 4 - Rockin’ Robin</itunes:title>
        <link>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-4-rockin-robin/</link>
                    <comments>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-4-rockin-robin/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2025 16:34:02 +0000</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">8dabe3e2-a813-48af-90d2-0cc1daee72ef</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>In this one we were watching Stand By Me, NBA playoffs, and Mickey 17. </p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this one we were watching Stand By Me, NBA playoffs, and Mickey 17. </p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/t3r5q9inu6y31nxj/s_105d9f688_podcast_play_104631022_https_3A_2F_2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_2Fstaging_2F2025-5-25_2Fc5b7cb7c-c96d-7036-76b4-cf24cde1cb08.mp3" length="40397023" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary>&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;In this one we were watching Stand By Me, NBA playoffs, and Mickey 17. &amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;</itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Simon and Brandon</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1682</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog22049487/4a79c70100a73230e5235f6de2d3b9c2.jpg" />    </item>
    <item>
        <title>Ep. 3 - Virgin Joker</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 3 - Virgin Joker</itunes:title>
        <link>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-3-virgin-joker/</link>
                    <comments>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-3-virgin-joker/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2025 15:35:25 +0000</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">46f0e6f4-4975-4bfc-83db-127c158cf9ca</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We watched the first Mission: Impossible during a tornado warning. </p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We watched the first Mission: Impossible during a tornado warning. </p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/g9y6emipuydrkdtt/s_105d9f688_podcast_play_104266921_https_3A_2F_2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_2Fstaging_2F2025-5-17_2F621debe1-2051-59c7-fd6a-2cf6fbed658d.mp3" length="49416782" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary>&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;We watched the first Mission: Impossible during a tornado warning. &amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;</itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Simon and Brandon</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2058</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog22049487/56f08daf4114498e46b984151dfdd155.jpg" />    </item>
    <item>
        <title>Ep. 2 - Ya Got Ta Do Mo’ Hican</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 2 - Ya Got Ta Do Mo’ Hican</itunes:title>
        <link>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-2-ya-got-ta-do-mo-hican/</link>
                    <comments>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-2-ya-got-ta-do-mo-hican/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2025 17:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">840e7dc8-cea9-44c3-bd30-7e6005f13625</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>The first part we were watching Last of the Mohicans, second part we were watching an episode of Planet Earth 3. </p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The first part we were watching Last of the Mohicans, second part we were watching an episode of Planet Earth 3. </p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/8dr6hbnprkdxc3ov/s_105d9f688_podcast_play_103936327_https_3A_2F_2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_2Fstaging_2F2025-5-10_2Faafc2220-c458-e45e-f9c7-85896dc4e171.mp3" length="62242190" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary>&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;The first part we were watching Last of the Mohicans, second part we were watching an episode of Planet Earth 3. &amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;</itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Simon and Brandon</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2593</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog22049487/08f7943eaf28a5998526a34b4a6d6c30.jpg" />    </item>
    <item>
        <title>Ep. 1 - It’s Not Delivery, It’s Death Race</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 1 - It’s Not Delivery, It’s Death Race</itunes:title>
        <link>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-1-it-s-not-delivery-it-s-death-race/</link>
                    <comments>https://shmimoncarlson.podbean.com/e/ep-1-it-s-not-delivery-it-s-death-race/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2025 13:56:12 +0000</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">b0ab73d4-e012-4c8f-ab58-60f530fcd3f2</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This first episode we did a dumb guy double feature and watched Death Race and Wanted. We'll try to explain what's happening on screen better in future episodes so the riffs make a little more sense... </p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This first episode we did a dumb guy double feature and watched Death Race and Wanted. We'll try to explain what's happening on screen better in future episodes so the riffs make a little more sense... </p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/uhp58bsdtps8qali/s_105d9f688_podcast_play_103756265_https_3A_2F_2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_2Fstaging_2F2025-5-6_2Ff08936b7-1f1c-9110-3991-751252aef8c0.mp3" length="76295023" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary>&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;This first episode we did a dumb guy double feature and watched Death Race and Wanted. We&amp;amp;#39;ll try to explain what&amp;amp;#39;s happening on screen better in future episodes so the riffs make a little more sense... &amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;</itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Simon and Brandon</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3178</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog22049487/2b3b2d8fca3bd36011ae6216ce7bc677.jpg" />    </item>
</channel>
</rss>
