We’re talking the cultural fever dream that is Twilight, the adaptations that did it right (Bridgerton, Outlander), and the ones that had us yelling at our TVs. Naturally, we also build our dream adaptation wishlist—because if Hollywood is listening, we’re ready for Fourth Wing, ACOTAR, and a few lesser-known gems to get their moment on screen.

And somehow… glitter dicks enter the conversation.

Pour yourself a drink and join us for an episode full of hot takes, chaotic energy, and a whole lot of bookish TV drama. 🍷📚

Does the title have anything to do with the book? Not really. Did we actually make a cocktail this time? YES. ‘Stina brings a “measure with your heart” Mexican Hot Chocolate riff that may or may not be mostly vibes. Do we stay on topic? You already know the answer.

It’s dragons. It’s detours. It’s drinks.

We’re just three women trying to survive our TBRs, our opinions, and the slow burn of unfinished fantasy series.

Grab a cocktail, saddle your dragon, and join us for the chaos. 🎙️🍷

In this episode, we cover Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros (Book One of the Empyrean Series only — because we refuse to emotionally spiral over unresolved cliffhangers). Join us as we dive into Violet Sorrengail’s brutal time at Basgiath War College, dragon bonding chaos, and the rise of shadow daddy Xaden Riorson.

As a drinky book club, we absolutely spend part of the episode talking about everything except the book. Blame the cocktails.

Expect romantasy tension, dragon drama, Xaden debates, chaotic tangents, and ‘Stina occasionally forgetting where her mic is.

It’s messy. It’s thirsty. It’s us.

This week, Stina sends the group straight into chaos while attempting to explain Demigods of San Francisco by K.F. Breene—and honestly, it spirals fast. Expect magic, romance, undead kittens (yes, really), epic battles, found family vibes, foster kids, and an absolutely unhinged moment involving a wildly inopportune marriage proposal… in a rowboat… that gets yeeted back to shore by a massive kraken.

It’s messy. It’s hilarious. It’s peak Salacious Sips energy.

Pour a drink, buckle up, and join us for mayhem, laughs, and just enough plot to keep things questionable. 🍷📚🐙

This week, the girls take a smut-break (yes, it happens) and chat about what they’re currently reading — from romance to not-so-romance — while laughing, oversharing, and maybe crying into their salt rims.

Books, booze, and bad decisions? Business as usual.

You’re gonna need a diagram… and a drink.

Tune in for messy theories, hot takes, and the glorious disaster that happens when the wine runs low and the energy runs out.

We’re talking Valkyrie training montages, the Blood Rite of doom, Illyrian wing drama, baby bombshells, mating bond mess, Nesta’s healing arc (with a lot of horizontal cardio), and Cassian being the himbo of our dreams.

Like…did SJM put every single plot twist, trauma, and spicy moment in the last 200 pages?? Because we are emotionally unwell.

This week, the ladies dive headfirst into the absolute madness of A Court of Silver Flames but just the first two parts (because there’s too much spice and trauma to tackle all at once) — where timelines get tangled, wings get flexed, and things get real damn spicy.

🥂 Plus, fan casting gets wild (some choices are feral… blame the faerie wine 🍷)

Now back to the drama...

✨ Yes, Rhysand is hot. Yes, he’s soft for Feyre. But let’s not forget: this High Lord is also an absolute menace when he wants to be. In A Court of Wings and Ruin, we get a full-on reminder that our bat daddy can—and will—wreck your whole life. Oh, and Feyre? She's not just painting flowers anymore… 👀🔥

In this episode: 🦇 Terrifying Rhys moments (and why we kinda love it) 🏰 A totally random detour into British history ❄️ A chaotic speedrun of A Court of Frost and Starlight (yes, we actually liked it—snowballs and all)

Grab a cocktail and prepare for chaos. Rhys is unhinged. So are we. 🍷💀

In this episode, expect:

• Major spoilers—like Feyre being Rhysand’s mate AND High Lady kind of spoilers

• Feyre’s full-blown glow-up as she claims her power and stops being anyone’s pawn

• Unhinged fan casting of Cassian and Azriel (because the Bat Boys deserve faces, abs, and smirks)

• A lot of swooning, a little sobbing, and the occasional “wait, who are the human queens again?”

Come for the soup, stay for the smut, and get ready to thirst over wingspans and power dynamics. This is A Court of Mist and Fury the way it was meant to be: loud, unfiltered, and a little feral.

Join the crew as they dive into Sarah J. Maas’s world of fae, lust, and trauma bonding. From spicy fan casts and bold predictions to a heated debate over who earns the title of Bottom Bitch Supreme™, it’s a wild ride through Prythian with no spoilers spared.

Pour some faerie wine, settle in, and get ready to laugh, yell, and maybe question your taste in fictional men.

It’s a wild ride—but like, in the best kind of tipsy book club meltdown way.

✨ Who couldn’t resist the seductive pull of faerie wings and fell headfirst into ACOTAR? ✨ Who taught their Amazon algorithm to whisper sweet nothings about all things glitter d*ck? ✨ And who made a devilish deal with demon romance and never looked back?

Grab your go-to aged rum or a smooth shot of tequila—this one’s less book club, more chaotic therapy session.

Expect Disney debates, questionable metaphors, and a book you can actually recommend to your mom without awkwardly avoiding eye contact. Buckle up, grab a drink, and let’s get into it! 🍸🔥