The Cult of Ron & Brian

St. Patrick's Day Spectacular

Mon, 16 Mar 2026 08:24:21 -0400

We become The Cult of Ron & O'Brian for one night to celebrate St. Patty's Day! A MA doctor is on probation for giving himself an exam in his office, a Senate hopeful from Maine is tired of apologizing for his Nazi tattoo, and the war in Iran is still going on! The Pentagon spent millions on steaks and musical instruments, Bansky was outed by Reuters, and Uber is giving women the choice of drivers nationwide. A Jets draft pick tried to use ChatGPT to cover up a murder, a Philly woman was killed in an argument over a hamster, and the Dine & Dash Diva had all of her charges dropped! We discuss what we're watching, talk about the Oscars and the Yazzie's, and prepare for gas prices to continue to go up.

Don't Cut Off Your Penis

Sun, 08 Mar 2026 21:00:00 -0400

A L.A. man made the ultimate body modification, a 5-year-old was beaten while his scoutmaster vaped, and an Ohio man was arrested for accidentally shooting up a Kroger. Kristi Noem was fired from DHS, Tony Gonzales ended his re-election bid after admitting to an affair with a woman who later set herself on fire, and a TikTok influencer found out the cost of spreading conspiracy theories. We tried to find drag queens harming kids, but instead we found two teachers, a mayor, and a Jan. 6er that were arrested for it! The Iran war is still going on, gas prices are going up, and a former college basketball coach was arrested for human trafficking. We also talk about what we're watching!

We Bombed Iran

Sun, 01 Mar 2026 21:22:34 -0500

Another week, another ill-advised war in another country! We talk about the US/Israel attack on Iran and where we go from here. Mayor Mamdani got a Columbia student released from ICE custody, a witness to an ICE murder died in a car "accident", and a blind refugee died in Buffalo after being released by ICE. Two Trump voters are regretting their vote after one of them was detained by ICE, the McDonald's CEO took the smallest burger bite ever, a Tennessee woman was denied treatment by her hospital, and a Kentucky man had sex with a dead deer. a Texas Whattaburger manager showed he knows how to take care of business, a Florida man survived being trapped in quicksand, and a father/daughter combo is facing jail time for beating up a 2nd grade coach and his wife!

I Love The Smell Of Fresh-Brewed Undies In The Morning

Sun, 22 Feb 2026 21:23:50 -0500

If you're a small-town mayor, maybe don't sniff a teenager's dirty panties. If you're a hotel guest, maybe don't wash your dirty undies in the coffee maker in your room. We discuss the Olympics and the USA's gold medals in men's and women's hockey. Canada may have lost, but they were able to start drinking at 6 AM thanks to Doug Ford. We had a mass shooting at a hockey game in Rhode Island, a woman shot her daughter and herself, and Brian talks about a frustrating visit to the Verizon store. A woman left her dog at an airport in Las Vegas and we bid farewell to those we lost this week in Celebrity Obits!

Ron Comes In Threes

Sun, 15 Feb 2026 21:22:40 -0500

We celebrate our three-peat Podcast Champion, Ron! In addition to the results of the Super Bowl bet, we discuss the Super Bowl Halftime Show(s) and commercials. A man had discharge issues for two years before getting help, an Australian man was almost beat to death by a kangaroo, and a Texas man shot his daughter to death and someone avoided getting charged! An HGTV star and a reality star lost work due to racism, a food influencer died after eating deadly seafood, and a conservative Colombian politician is now finding out how bad ICE can be after her son was detained in the US. We also talk about the death of James Van Der Beek and why his family needs a GoFundMe.

A Conversation with Keith Caputo

Mon, 09 Feb 2026 11:09:22 -0500

We discuss our Super Bowl bet, a West Virginia librarian that used TikTok to try and find an assassin, and an Olive Garden cook that didn't practice safe fryer usage. However, the main event of this episode is our conversation with the inimitable Keith Caputo!

The Great Debate

Tue, 03 Feb 2026 09:07:22 -0500

It's time for that hallowed annual tradition - the Podcast Championship Debate! Moderator Marty is back to challenge both Ron and Brian in a tense back and forth to determine the future of the show...and the world!

Snow Is Bad, But ICE Will Kill You

Sun, 25 Jan 2026 21:23:35 -0500

Way too many ICE stories again this week: they let an alleged jewel thief out of the country, an ICE agent pleaded guilty to SA'ing a detainee, they flew a couple of toddlers to Texas, and executed yet another American in the streets of Minnesota. We also discuss our upcoming debate, the results of this weekend's football games, and compare social media clout. A snow plow driver did a little bit of cocaine before getting into an accident, a father confronts a lawyer who allegedly filmed his daughter, and we talk about people being bad in Florida and Pittsburgh!

Killer Bread Machine

Sun, 18 Jan 2026 21:22:15 -0500

We get the scoop on what really happens after a colonoscopy, there's a crotch controversy in ski jumping, and a Florida man was killed at work by an industrial bread machine. There's updates on Travis Turner and his school district, Eric Adams new crypto coin may be a scam, and who's killing the Philly tow truck drivers? Timothy Busfield was arrested for allegedly touching children, Keifer Sutherland was arrested for allegedly assaulting an Uber driver, and Scott Adams provided the first points in this year's death pool. There's way too many Trump stories, from his trip to a Ford plant, him groveling for a Nobel Peace Prize, Gaza Board of Peace Seats for sale, a potential executive order for the Army-Navy game, and his continuing fascination with Greenland. We tell you what we're watching, discuss Jake Lang's visit to Minnesota, and talk about the DePaul point shaving scandal.

F**k ICE (and Celebrate Andrew!)

Sun, 11 Jan 2026 21:23:50 -0500

We welcome Andrew H. - winner of the 2025 Cult of Ron & Brian Death Pool - to discuss his winning year, and we surprise him with his enshrinement in our new Death Pool Hall of Fame! We discuss the many ways in which ICE is horrible, rude Broadway patrons, and the lack of legroom on WestJet. We also talk about a hacktivist deleting racist websites, Oceania Cruises going adults-only, and Brian's inability to understand mailing addresses!

Invasions & Predictions

Sun, 04 Jan 2026 21:22:01 -0500

It's a new year, so we look back on our predictions for 2025 to see what we got right and look ahead to what we can expect in 2026. We crown the 2025 Death Pool champion and discuss who has the best odds of winning this year. A Florida man stole from a meat market while naked, Brian stole meat while fully clothed, and AI duped people into going to the Brooklyn Bridge for New Year's Eve fireworks. Oh yeah, and we invaded Venezuela and overthrew the government!

Brisket & Vagifirm Pills

Sun, 28 Dec 2025 21:21:45 -0500

Just when we thought the Epstein Files couldn't get more disturbing, this week the DOJ released a list of his Amazon purchases. A Florida man shot up his family over an NFL game, a couple is sentenced for trying to sell their baby, and we have an Ask Brian segment! The Secretary of Treasury said Americans should expect big tax refunds this year, a man went on a brisket stealing spree, and Operation Bad Santa arrested a bunch of (alleged) bad men in New Jersey. A woman got upset at Alaska Airlines, a 76-year-old man grew breasts because of his medication, and we talk about what we're watching!

Merry Thiccmas

Mon, 22 Dec 2025 21:10:40 -0500

We're spreading holiday joy to everyone this week! We've got a man suing a Vegas casino, a tourist almost dying for a photo, and an elementary school principal accused of being antisemitic. We discuss Rob Reiner and his filmography, DraftKings failed in trying to keep a bettor's winnings, and there was a bow and arrow murder in New Jersey. We tell you what we're watching, give you our NFL Locks of the Week, and discuss ideas for 2026 theme episodes!

Michigan Coach No Moore

Mon, 15 Dec 2025 08:32:34 -0500

We take a deep dive into the Sherrone Moore scandal which leads into a bracket contest about who the worst Man Behaving Badly is! A man accidentally tried to deposit meth at his local bank, Times New Roman is making America great again, and Royal Caribbean is accused of over-serving a passenger (oh, and killing them. Allegedly.). We also talk about what we're watching and give you our NFL Locks of the Week!

The Reckoning of Diddy

Sun, 07 Dec 2025 21:23:22 -0500

We discuss the new Sean Combs docuseries on Netflix and why 50 Cent can't stop smiling in his interviews! A Russian fitness influencer found out that eating 10,000 calories a day isn't healthy, the well-off are more likely to steal from self-checkouts, and a teenager learned the hard way to not hop into a lion enclosure. An American student was stuck in a German vagina sculpture, an ex-NJ cop is arrested for assaulting his fellow workers, and the voice of Frosty the Snowman was exposed for having multiple families! A Tennessee grandfather and his granddaughter were mauled to death by the family pit bulls, BD Wong made a really bad joke on social media, and a female broadcaster turns the insensitive comments she receives into viral fame. All that and we award Brian with the inaugural Cult of Ron & Brian Peace Prize!

Undefeated Pedophile

Mon, 01 Dec 2025 09:00:06 -0500

We discuss the undefeated high school football coach/alleged pedophile, Brian talks about how he was a hero on Thanksgiving, and have a thought-provoking question in our Ask Ron segment. There was scandal at the World's Strongest Woman contest, a dad arranges a drug deal to avenge his daughter, and an upstate NY hunting trip among brothers ends in tragedy. The ShamWow guy is running for office in Texas, a university lecturer got fired for drinking with the students, and the Russian Popeye might be losing his arms! An influencer will be handing out machetes and alcohol in NYC, an Italian man dressed as his dead mom to scam the system, and we give you our NFL Locks of the Week!

Anal Air Hose

Sun, 23 Nov 2025 21:26:17 -0500

A Turkish boy died when co-workers put an air hose up his rectum, a robber took advantage of a liquor store employee's heart attack, and a Canadian man was led astray by ChatGPT. A Canadian cop met women in the weirdest of ways, a Dine & Dash Diva is on the loose in NYC, and a Wisconsin family was arrested for starving one of their children! Two Texas men wanted to take over a Haitian island, bear attacks are rampant in Japan, and Trump and Mamdani are the new fun couple. We talk about what we're watching, give you our NFL Locks of the Week, and an Arizona couple decided a robbery was the best place for some sexy time. We also visit our fan-favorite bit, But The Drag Queens Are The Problem!

Throat Goat in the White House

Mon, 17 Nov 2025 09:47:29 -0500

There were some...interesting allegations from the Epstein files this week, and you know we were here for it! A politician was seen enjoying porn on a plane, an influencer has to pay for breaking up a marriage, and Ron has a Beef of the Week retraction. The penny is being retired, a former professor killed his wife, and a Baltimore police officer caught charges for nearly running someone over! A ferry company "accidentally" showed passengers some porn, a pardoned Ponzi schemer is going to prison again, and a Florida bar argument turned violent. We give you our NFL Locks of the Week, talk about what we're watching, and the OJ estate finally pays the Goldman family!

Brian Swallows

Sun, 09 Nov 2025 22:07:08 -0500

We talk about the world's oldest Quarter Pounder and how much we would charge to take a bite, a woman got an unwanted shipment of arms and fingers, and a dad accused of leaving his daughter in a hot car takes the easy way out. Trump pardoned Daryl Strawberry and looked bewildered during a medical emergency, a woman shamed churches for not helping the needy, and we discuss the Election Day results! A teacher shot by a 6-year-old won $10 million, a woman on a Taylor Swift cruise died after drinking too much, and a North Dakota hotel has an interesting cleaning methods for their linens. We talk celebrity obits, discuss what we're watching, and tell the storing of a cleaning woman that got killed for going to the wrong address.

Hot Showers and Chiller Theater

Sun, 02 Nov 2025 22:34:03 -0500

Ron was in Aruba, Brian was at the Chiller Theater Convention, and we talk about both! A man was killed by a hot shower, a Taiwanese Airline asked a dead employee for a doctor's note, and Kash Patel lashed out at criticism over his plane usage. Aggressive monkeys are on the loose, a man had his entire potato harvest stolen, and a Harrisburg church had to apologize for an offensive Halloween float. We talk about what we're watching, discuss Game 7 of the World Series, and give you our NFL Locks of the Week!

Brian Votes!

Sun, 26 Oct 2025 21:00:00 -0400

Brian continues to be a hero of democracy, and this week we get to see him complete his New Jersey ballot! A Corrections Officer was arrested for his prison side hustle, a coroner had to cancel an office halloween party due to 24 decomposing corpses, and Amazon Web Services let everyone down this week. We try not to talk about Trump, but between knocking down the East Wing and asking the DOJ for $230 million, he made the list! George Santos threatened to leave NYC and the internet rejoiced, a Detroit Bishop shamed a parishioner for only donating $1200, and we have a way-too-in-depth discussion about chicken wings. A pardoned Jan. 6th rioter got in trouble again, ICE raided Canal Street, and Luigi Mangione was beat up by lady boys!

A Killer New Title Belt

Sun, 19 Oct 2025 21:19:33 -0400

The rumors are true - we've got a brand new title belt for the podcast and we're showing it off! A long line in Marshall's leads to a stabbing, a priest gets caught shirtless with a parishioner's fiancee, and a 73-year-old man gets revenge on his high school bully. A glamorous serial killer was arrested in Brazil, Jake Haro gets sentenced for the death of his son, and a NYC man tried to use a sex tape with a juror to get his conviction tossed! We talk about what we're watching, run through the week's celebrity obits, and we give you our NFL Locks of the Week!

Bareback In The Saddle Again

Sun, 12 Oct 2025 21:24:58 -0400

We're back after a short hiatus while Brian visited the heartland of our country, and we're ready to entertain you! We have a lot of stories saved up for But The Drag Queen Are The Problem, we discuss the Riyadh Comedy Festival, and we're proud to announce our own Super Bowl halftime show! A man got sick from eating gummies, a man got sick from winning the lottery, and a man tried to order Olive Garden in Italy. We give you our NFL Locks of the Week, review Celebrity Obits, and share the love only we know how!

The Podcast of Two Showmen

Sun, 05 Oct 2025 21:00:00 -0400

We don't know what the fate of Ophelia is, but we know that your fate is to listen to the best damn podcast out there! This week, we talk about a robber who found himself on the wrong end of a samurai sword, a man who jumped from a cruise ship to avoid a gambling debt, and how the execs of Rick's Cabaret allegedly bribed a tax auditor! A Texas woman butt-dialed a murder confession, the head of IMAX parties too hard to get life insurance, and a zoo in China wants you to stop showing viral videos to a baby chimp. We drink, we beef, we talk about how drag queens really aren't the problem...and, oh yeah, we congratulate Oliver North and Fawn Hall on their recent wedding!

Nantucket Sewer Cocaine

Sun, 28 Sep 2025 21:00:00 -0400

You can say a lot of things about the sewer system in Nantucket, and apparently a high level of cocaine is one of those things! A NC election official was accused of spiking his grandkids' ice cream, a Kentucky woman is accused of vandalizing her ex's car, and a Texas homeowner shot and killed an 11-year-old boy. Buford Pusser very possible killed his wife, a man asked for bereavement leave prior to killing his pregnant girlfriend, and Sting is being sued by his bandmates for unpaid royalties! Josh Duhamel showed off his doomsday cabin, while 70 piles of cremated human remains were found in a Las Vegas desert.

A Tale of Two Charlies

Mon, 15 Sep 2025 22:07:23 -0400

Charlie Kirk was the main topic of conversation most places this week, and we're no different! We also give you a breakdown of the new Charlie Sheen docuseries on Netflix, and it's a can't miss! We've got a guy who ran a woman over due to her feet, a hotel in China that rents dogs with their rooms, and our NFL Locks of the Week. All this, and Brian's night with President Trump at Yankee Stadium!

Bronx Bombers & Phillies Karen

Mon, 08 Sep 2025 21:24:48 -0400

The boys were at Yankee Stadium this week, but they didn't get as much coverage as the Phillies fan in Miami that took a home run ball away from a young boy! A man shot and killed his daughter while trying to shoot a bird, a cosplayer caught a felony charge for threatening to blow up a rival, and we give you our NFL Locks of the Week. A Nestles CEO was fired for multiple affairs, the Suntory CEO resigned for just trying to get a mellow high, and Target is selling kids pants with an...interesting look. The Trump/Epstein birthday card was released, his DOJ is trying to keep trans people from having guns, and a surgeon is going to jail for having his legs amputated. There's tuberculosis in Maine, the Florida Surgeon General didn't bother to see if getting rid of vaccine mandates was a bad thing, and we also discus Celebrity Obits!

Where In The World Is Donald Trump?

Mon, 01 Sep 2025 21:30:00 -0400

The President has been AWOL most of the past week, but his administration is still fining migrants for being in the country! A man shot his wife and stopped for beer on the way to the hospital, a cheating husband used a fetish site to set up his wife's murder, and Rudy Giuliani got hurt in a car accident. We discuss what we're watching, give you our first NFL Locks of the Week for the season, and we talk about the Taylor Swift-Travis Kelce engagement!

American Podcasters in London

Sun, 24 Aug 2025 21:22:45 -0400

The boys traveled across the pond last week for Brian's wedding, and we have all of the details! We also have stories about an American giving a European pickpocket a proper thrashing, a school district that had to cancel classes due to missing catalytic converters, and a British Airways flight attendant that was naked and on meth during a flight. An advisor to Eric Adams was caught giving money to a journalist, New Jersey beat out New York in a survey of the best states to live, and we discuss baseball etiquette!

Coffee and Criminals

Sun, 10 Aug 2025 22:05:55 -0400

We're got our own brand of coffee now, and Brian is our official taste tester! Two NJ bakery owners got stabbed over an egg sandwich, a Texas millionaire battled a buffalo and lost, and an Utah senator changed a law to benefit a family member. The Coast Guard report on the Titan submersible came out, Nicolas Maduro now has a $50 million price on his head, and a guy who opened a Trump burger joint is getting deported! Trump also helped add crypto to your 401(k), a child services worker left a kid in a car, and a man was doing genital ultrasounds in the comfort of his own apartment. A woman was arrested for pretending to be a nurse, breast milk ice cream is now a thing, and so is a ketchup smoothie! Joey Swoll got cancelled, Howard Stern may not get renewed, and sex toys are still hitting the court at WNBA games.

WKRIP

Sun, 03 Aug 2025 21:27:17 -0400

We visit the world of celebrity obits again, mourning the loss of Ryne Sandberg and Loni Anderson. NYC lost $17 million from ATM withdrawals, the PA Turnpike was shut down due to a glizzy spill, and there was another mass shooting in Manhattan. Sydney Sweeney caught flack from her American Eagle ad, Alan Dershowitz couldn't buy pierogis, and a couple of Phillies fans had a real good time at a Yankees game. All this, and we talk about what we're watching!

Farewell, Hulk & Ozzy

Sun, 27 Jul 2025 22:24:26 -0400

It was a rough week in entertainment, as we lost Chuck Mangione, Malcolm Jamal Warner, Hulk Hogan, and Ozzy Osbourne. A man was arrested for putting his nose where it didn't belong, a firefighter flooded a baseball field after his car was hit by a fly ball, and we review the CNBC list of the Best and Worst States in the US. An NYPD officer stole money to pay for tight glutes, a sex offender was caught trying to buy oversized bunk beds, and Chuck E. Cheese learned to not do the crime if you can't do the time. People in Florida and Alabama were arrested for abusing multiple children, an Australian man kept $26K he found on a train, and a NJ Little Leaguer was suspended for a bat flip.

Birthday Boy Brian

Sun, 20 Jul 2025 22:08:01 -0400

Brian's completed another trip around the sun, and we've got another great episode to celebrate him! A human skin teddy bear caused problems at a CA bus stop, a NJ man killed a seagull for stealing a french fry, and a summer law intern got fired for nibbling on her co-workers. Breweries are considering banning kids, a Long Island man died in an MRI accident, and Luigi Mangione's health records may have been compromised! Stephen Colbert was canceled, Trump stole the FIFA Cup trophy, and we talk about what we're watching. An influencer tried to smuggle 50 pounds of drugs into Brazil, Vegas has UNO fever, and an Aussie stole a bunch of right shoes.

Epstein Was Innocent

Sun, 13 Jul 2025 22:05:42 -0400

We discuss the disappearance of the Epstein List, how the TikTok antipasto controversy took over the internet, and a man got sucked into a jet engine. A man got arrested for sex with a cow (yet that wasn't the worst thing about him), a Palm Beach woman is in trouble for getting paid $400K more than she should have, and a NJ Police Chief is facing a lawsuit for office hijinks. We see the photos from the Mary Lou Retton DUI, a Trump supporter from New Hampshire is stuck in Canada, and a 911 dispatcher is in trouble for a call she made. We discuss what we're watching and a Texas man stole a boat from Florida to go to Cuba

Happy Birthday, America - God Bless Ron!

Sun, 06 Jul 2025 22:09:03 -0400

We discuss how we spent the 4th of July, a California girl lost her life due to illegal fireworks, and a man stabbed his mom's boyfriend over a poorly cooked steak. Floods killed over 80 people in Texas, while a Texas woman let her daughter die in a hot car. There's a new Doomsday Cult in the UK, Bryan Kohberger takes a plea deal, and a 7-11 employee died after her manager sat on her. We talk about the celebrities we lost this week, Philadelphia trash continues to pile up, and we try not to get political (but we get political).

Battle of World Series Home Runs

Sun, 29 Jun 2025 22:23:45 -0400

We discuss what the most clutch HR in the World Series was, 145 people were stabbed with syringes at a music festival in France, and a fertility clinic bombed suspect decided to off himself. A man killed his uncle over a honey bun, a guy tried to marry a 9-year-old at Disneyland Paris, and Matt Gaetz was seen texting with his mom! An influencer died after plastic surgery, United Airlines apparently can't tell Asian people apart, a Florida lawmaker blamed the left after a law she supported nearly killed her, and Cobra Kai stars had a biting experience!

796 Dead Babies

Sun, 22 Jun 2025 22:11:34 -0400

We discuss a home for single mothers in Ireland where they are currently exhuming the remains of 796 babies. We also talk about Joey Chestnut returning to the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating competition, Mike Lindell loses a defamation case, and the disturbing vision that is WhiteDate.net. A man killed his co-worker at Lowe's, a Florida man broke into a home to avoid his wife, and a brain-dead nurse in Atlanta gave birth. At Home goes bankrupt, a day care got a small fine for giving a baby crystal meth, Trump's rolling out a new cell phone, and a PA man was found with an arsenal of weapons in his home!

No Kings, Just Podcast Champs

Sun, 15 Jun 2025 21:23:03 -0400

Ron joined the millions at the No Kings Protests on Saturday and he's here to talk about it! We also review what we're watching, the retirement of The Sperminator, and the shooting of politicians in Minnesota. There's another dumb TikTok challenge, a gamer died in a Thailand cafe and no one noticed, and Antonio Brown is facing attempted murder charges. We talk about Trump's military parade, peeing in the shower, and a man who gave his girlfriend a sinus infection in a very disturbing way!

AI, ICE, and Other Acronyms

Sun, 08 Jun 2025 22:08:06 -0400

AI recommended a lil bit of meth as a treat, ICE clashed with the citizens of LA, and drug traffickers used hot sauce as a weapon. DraftKings was hit with a lawsuit, a man called in a fake bomb threat so he wouldn't miss a flight, and NJ has a new law to stop public brawls! A retired architect had to go back to work, Ron disappoints Brian, and in Our Horrible History we learn about the Duck Hill Lynching.

Death Is A Mother

Sun, 01 Jun 2025 22:13:26 -0400

Bad moms were in the news this week - one killed her 3-year-old daughter for the Lord and one sold her 6-year-old daughter for parts. A Florida man fought a gator and the law (and the law won), a women beat up a child on a plane, and a Coast Guard vet turned OnlyFans model took justice into her own hands. A Checkers employee killed a man over mayo, a FL substitute teacher punched an autistic child, and people were very unhappy with this weekend's Roots Picnic. Gen Z needs Adulting 101, Mary Lou Retton got a DUI, and a teen died from the Tackle Game. We also discuss Trump's latest round of pardons and his response to TACO.

Ron's Out

Mon, 26 May 2025 10:26:27 -0400

Ron's broadcasting from his backyard oasis as we take some time to honor the fallen. An Australian woman set her friend on fire, a flight attendant was arrested for 100 pounds of kush, and there's something new in nature that will probably kill us all soon! We discuss the killing of two Israel Embassy employees in DC, Billy Joel canceled his remaining tour dates, and an AI model showed why they might kill us all before anything else does. We also mourn the celebrities we lost this week (Rest In Power, Colton Ford) and talk about what we're watching!

Video Killed The Podcast Star

Mon, 19 May 2025 22:11:42 -0400

Burnt biscuits led to a shooting at a Charlotte Popeye's, Oklahoma schools are going to teach election denial, and a Rhode Island man bought a one-of-a-kind watch. The DHS might be going full Running Man, a MTA cleaner got in trouble for an unapproved work transaction, and we check out the Fun With Feet website! We also review what we've been watching and give you our recommendations!

The Cult of Ron & Brian

Sun, 11 May 2025 21:20:19 -0400

It's time for a re-brand, and we welcome all of our followers! We read about the happiest cities in the world, how the Kool-Aid Challenge is tearing apart Staten Island, and a missing Wisconsin mom that was found after re-starting her life over 60 years ago. We've got a new Pope, the same nonsense from Trump, and an intense discussion about pizza! Two Trump voters are upset now that their son might be deported, a Pirates employee broke out his belt for some ballpark justice, and we have a number of stories in But The Drag Queens Are The Problem. Do the work - because the work is so important!

The Delco Deuce Dropper

Sun, 04 May 2025 22:14:28 -0400

It's not every week that someone poops on another person's car, so you know we had to cover it in detail! A man won the lottery in Kentucky and then got arrested in Florida, we learn about the unique way that Chris Burrous died, and we get a sneak peak at The Ron & AI Brian Podcast. Texas is trying to keep litter boxes out of schools, a woman called a 5-year-old the n-word and is making bank off of it, and an Arizona bar showed they haven't forgotten 9/11! We promote Blackstone grills, trash Newark airport, tell college underage drinking stories, and talk about what we're watching!

Everything Is Awful (And Not Getting Better)

Tue, 29 Apr 2025 21:25:51 -0400

A man failed at climbing Mt. Fuji (twice), a Southwest flyer pooped in her seat, and Delta passengers had to raise the roof! Trump pardoned a Nevada politician for stealing money to honor a fallen police officer, while also tipping Canada's elections in favor of the Liberal Party. Marcus Lemonis is having a hissy fit over his big flags, we could have a major breakthrough in cancer treatment (if the doctor in charge wasn't detained by ICE), and a former Disney employee gets jail time for hacking their menus! We tell you what we're watching and Brian reads an angry letter from a former listener.

We Tried Our Best

Mon, 21 Apr 2025 22:09:11 -0400

We fight through a number of technical difficulties to bring you Episode 350! Wendy's caught heat for roasting Katy Perry, some missionaries got cholera from holy water, and an OnlyFans model got in trouble for using a grocery store as her personal toilet. Mike Leach had a unique idea to get a first down, two Upstate NY brothers were arrested for two very different yet disgusting sex crimes, and a Catholic Hospital has found the one time when they don't want a fetus to be considered a person! Mickey Rourke got kicked out of the Big Brother UK house, Haley Joel Osment apologized for using antisemitic slurs, Joe Rogan wants the r-word to make a comeback, and the drummer for New Pornographers turned out to be into children. We say goodbye to Pope Francis, tell you what we're watching, and give you another segment in But The Drag Queens Are The Problem!

Day Drinking Gone Wrong

Sun, 13 Apr 2025 22:22:05 -0400

Brian may have had one too many during the day, but the show must go on! Some Philly pallbearers fell into a grave, KTLA had an unfortunate Twitter incident, and there was some disturbing sex on a NYC subway. Trump wants a military parade for his birthday, China trolled the US over tariffs, and a NY man tried to use an AI lawyer to represent him! Coachella is hell on Earth, the wife of Weezer's bass player got shot, and we discuss the Dominican Republic nightclub tragedy. We have more stories in But The Drag Queens Are The Problem, and Brian answers a Reddit AITA question!

Finally A New Show!

Mon, 07 Apr 2025 22:04:30 -0400

After a two-week hiatus, the boys are back! A mayor accidentally sent an inappropriate video to a colleague, a NJ town added a gangster to their city council, and Ron talks about his jury duty experience! Tariffs are all the rage while the stock market burns. Daniel Tosh was in NYC and Philly, and we were there to see it! We also give you a full rundown of what we're watching.

Back in the UK

Sun, 23 Mar 2025 20:00:00 -0400

Brian is across the pond again, but the show must go on! A mass murderer killed his wife during a conjugal visit, two teens peed in a hot pot, and we find out how important your poop schedule is! Speaking of poop, someone smeared it all over a Wayne Gretsky statue, Klarna is partnering with DoorDash to put Americans further into debt, and a Chicago man had a $400K win voided by BetMGM! An Indiana mom beat up her son's bully, a USPS working stole checks from the mail to go to strip clubs, and the Tesla Cybertruck recall wasn't the worst thing about Elon Musk this week.

Ron & Brian Take Broadway

Sun, 16 Mar 2025 21:22:51 -0400

The boys saw the revival of Glengarry Glen Ross on Broadway, and they've got stories to tell! A mukbang influencer died, people are eating packing peanuts, and Ron tackles the NY Times news quiz. The Dept. of Education fired 1300 employees, Canada could ban PornHub as part of the tariff war, and we talk about what we're watching! Gen Z spills on how they rip off their employers, the client list of a high-end brothel in MA was released, and a funeral home worker got one last bit of justice on a sex offender she was embalming.

Dictators Love Ron

Sun, 09 Mar 2025 21:24:01 -0400

We read telegrams from bloodthirsty dictators around the world celebrating Ron on his birthday! We also discuss a Florida substitute teacher that had students beat up on each other, Texas advising parents not to have measles parties, and a stepdad using a unique anatomical defense against his conviction for child molestation. A South Carolina man met his end by firing squad, Texas middle schoolers shared a needle for some self-made tattoos, and we tell you what we're watching! Texas pays more in payday lender fees than the rest of the country, but their Lt. Governor is worried about renaming the New York Strip steak, and we provide an update on the death of Gene Hackman!

Dumb Ways To Die

Sun, 02 Mar 2025 20:00:00 -0500

We talk about a variety of deaths this week, from a medical emergency in the air to a dad running over his son with farm equipment to measles! There were a number of celebrity deaths as well, and we do our best to eulogize each of them. Tiffany Henyard lost her mayoral primary, teens are dropping are fryers on their feet for social clout, and a Michigan Forest Service worker that voted for Trump found out that he may not have been looking out for her best interests! Trump is interested in anyone willing to pay $5 million for a citizenship Gold Card, Ron tackles a news quiz, and we again try to find drag queens harming children (and fail again).

America's Favorites

Sun, 23 Feb 2025 21:21:18 -0500

We discuss the rash of recent plane crashes while also talking plane etiquette. A woman lost her hands trying to get a shark selfie, a 10-year-old nearly paralyzed himself while making a grilled cheese, and we watch video of the Mississippi Lt. Governor collapsing on the Senate floor! Kanye West says he's no longer a Nazi, Taco Bell is offering weddings, and the Yankees make 2 big changes heading into the 2025 season. A boy died by injecting himself with a butterfly, a girl died trying to squat 600 pounds, and a TN serial killer got another life sentence! We talk about what we're watching and we also have three more stories from our But The Drag Queens Are The Problem files!

All Hail The Podcast King!

Sun, 16 Feb 2025 20:00:00 -0500

The Super Bowl as come and gone, and Ron is still your podcast champion! We talk about the game and the championship parade, and we make our early predictions for next year! Bird flu is getting so hot right now, Uncle O'Grimacey is back, and a man strangled his mom because she liked to hook up with a lot of men. A number of Trump followers are finding out how his presidency is negatively impacting their lives, we hope for an asteroid collision in 2032, and a woman is suing Hulk Hogan after getting hit in the head with a can of Real American beer! Kanye West continues to make bad decision, Eric Adams is getting a pass thanks to Trump's DOJ, and JD Vance's 12-year-old cousin is being left off of a transplant list because she isn't vaccinated.

Frozen Pavement Penis

Sun, 09 Feb 2025 20:00:00 -0500

A Canadian man had an unfortunate interaction with the cold ground, an Iowa man got in trouble for using his homemade bar codes at Walmart, and a UK woman was arrested for an offensive bumper sticker! A man lost his legs because he burned his thumb, a man died for choosing rent over medication, and a white kid got away with attempted murder. Ask Brian addresses a Dear Abby question, we talk about what we're watching, and we do our Super Bowl prop bets! We also talk about a New York woman who's been living her best life in Pakistan!

The 2025 Championship Debate

Mon, 03 Feb 2025 12:25:30 -0500

The most antagonistic episode of the year is now available! Marty the Moderator brings the debating heat again this year - can the boys stand the heat of the spotlight? Listen and find out!

Ron & Brian Are For The Children

Sun, 26 Jan 2025 21:25:02 -0500

The nation's children are in danger, between a day care worker trying to freeze one, NYC-area teachers being inappropriate with them, and a Wisconsin teacher bouncing them on his lap. Bryan Johnson tracked his son's erections, a drug kingpin was arrested in the UK thanks to his wife's social media accounts, and a parking lot attendant got in trouble for putting parking fees in his own pocket. We talk about what we're watching, a cruise ship put their employees in some unfortunate costumes, and a man tried to burn down a strip club!

TikTokToe

Sun, 19 Jan 2025 22:10:18 -0500

TikTok was banned (well, for 12 hours) and we discuss how we survived! We've got MRI butt plugs, a falconer with a prosthetic penis, along with the results of the NFL Divisional Games! There's a cease fire between Israel and Hamas, Trump is getting inaugurated, and we mourn the loss of David Lynch and Mr. Baseball. A couple is doing time for abusing their adopted children and a NJ teacher is facing prison time for having a baby with her 13-year-old student!

We Didn't Start The Fire

Sun, 12 Jan 2025 22:05:58 -0500

It's been a hectic week in the US between the L.A. wildfires, Trump wanting to take over the Panama Canal & Greenland, and the pending TikTok ban. Brooke Shields got an unwanted extra from her plastic surgeon, a local sports reporter got busted peeping at Rihanna, and the naughty UK prison guard got sentenced! Rudy Giuliani caught two contempt charges, people are moving out of states where abortion is banned, and we interview our 2024 Death Pool champion. Ron also tests Brian's knowledge on Charity Buzz!

New Year, New Deaths, New Predictions

Sun, 05 Jan 2025 22:08:46 -0500

Join us for our first episode of 2025! An airline passenger got pissed off over being pissed on, a teenage poisoned her rival's goat, and we tell you what we're watching. We review our 2024 predictions and tell you what we think will be happening in the coming year. We announce the winner of the 2024 Death Pool and discuss who the favorites for this year's pool are!

See You Next Year!

Sun, 22 Dec 2024 21:23:35 -0500

It's our last episode of 2024, and we give you a full update on Luigi Mangione! A clown college student gets prison time for a golden gun, a Washington politician is accused of using her position inappropriately, and a man may spend Christmas in prison in Dubai for a Google review. A former NYPD Chief is investigated for a sex-for-overtime scandal, a grandmother was killed by her Sleep Number bed, and we say goodbye to The Amazing Kreskin and Rickey Henderson!

Deny. Defend. Depose.

Sun, 08 Dec 2024 20:00:00 -0500

The biggest story of the week was the assassination of the UnitedHealthcare CEO, and we give you the full rundown! Brian's happy with an airline's new rule on carry-ons, two Florida inmates made a baby without every meeting, and we give our opinions on the gig economy. Yoav Gallant was protected by the NYPD, the Hawk Tuah girl might be in trouble with the SEC, and we talk about the Girls Gone Wild docuseries and more in What Are You Watching!

Don't F That Turkey

Sun, 01 Dec 2024 22:09:02 -0500

We've got stories from our Thanksgiving holidays, along with some folks that burned their mansion down by frying a turkey and old video of people being inappropriate with a Butterball! We talk about the Israel cease fire, a woman exposed for anti-Semitism at a pro-Israel rally, and a review of everything we're watching.

Venmo & Vets

Sun, 24 Nov 2024 22:30:54 -0500

As we prepare for the Thanksgiving holiday, we discuss blowback over John Stamos' bald cap, Georgia getting rid of everyone on their Maternal Mortality Board, and the Costco guys got a huge pop at AEW! Matt Gaetz may have paid a lot of underaged women for sex, a Russian ballet dancer who criticized Putin had a terrible fall, and Walmart & Lowes may be raising prices due to Trump's tariffs. We talk about what we're watching and we also visit But The Drag Queens Are The Problem!

Mike Tyson's Ass & A Bag Of Chips

Sun, 17 Nov 2024 22:08:47 -0500

We give you the rundown on what we've been watching - the biggest show being the Mike Tyson - Jake Paul fight! A man faked his death to get away from his family, Costco recalled butter for the dumbest of reasons, and we share our NFL Picks of the Week. Trump starting picking his Cabinet, The Onion bought InfoWars, and a Philly man stole a forklift and gave us a legendary mugshot!

Welcome to the End Times

Sun, 10 Nov 2024 19:00:00 -0500

Tuesday was Election Day, and we have an intensive breakdown of all the elections results! We discuss the road our country is on as we prepare for the downfall of America and civilization in general. It's not all politics, as we also discuss the Colorado Penis Mural, North Korean soldiers getting hooked on porn, and a cyclist who got billed by the very ambulance that ran him over! We also say goodbye to Quincy Jones and Tony Todd, and talk about how Iran tried to get rid of Donald Trump.

Death to Peanut

Sun, 03 Nov 2024 22:09:49 -0500

The state of New York decided that Peanut the Squirrel needed to die, an elderly man was scammed out of $1 million by someone posing as a WWE Superstar, and a husband caught his wife cheating...with his own brother! Jason Kelce smashed a phone, a Dodgers fan blew off his fingers, and we discuss the most rat infested cities in the US. A couple of influencers died for the 'Gram, a NY woman is facing hate crime charges for pepper spraying her Uber driver, and we've got our NFL Locks of the Week! Election Day is this week, and conspiracy theories are at play, which leads to a discussion of literacy in America.

Ejaculating Dolphins

Sun, 27 Oct 2024 22:31:56 -0400

This week, we've got sex-starved dolphins, a pending pardon for the Menendez brothers, and Rudy Giuliani is losing most of his stuff! A woman went overboard for Taylor Swift, a Kentucky politician drove his tractor into a pool, and a teenage Walmart employee was killed in a tragic workplace accident. Brian attended the NY Liberty parade, we have a follow up on the Ravens fan who went looking for a fight, and we tell you what we're watching! In our "But The Drag Queens Are The Problem" segment, we have a teacher, a baseball coach, a principal, and a church leader all behaving badly, but still no drag queens.

Back In The New York Yankees Groove

Sun, 20 Oct 2024 22:09:38 -0400

The Yankees are back in the World Series, and Ron & Brian are here for it! A teacher and a cop moonlighted as pimps, a TikTokker was confused by the Greek flag, and Trump used a McDonald's for a photo op. A school bus driver let a 7-year-old drive, a Christian school staffer paid students to film porn, and a correction officer groomed an inmate! A farewell card led to a lawsuit, robot vacuums are being hacked, and should tuna be allowed on a plane? We lost Liam Payne and a Hamas leader (not in the same incident), a Ravens fan behaved badly, and the WNBA is set to lose $40 million!

Rock You Like A Hurricane

Sun, 13 Oct 2024 20:30:00 -0400

Hurricanes are so hot right now! We discuss the impact of Helene and Milton, and talk about a Tennessee factory that may have put profits ahead of its employees' lives. A man is going to prison for cloning a super-sheep, sex offenders in Missouri no longer need to put out "No Candy" signs at Halloween, and we discuss the legacy of Ronald Reagan and Jimmy Carter! A woman was eaten by a shark while on vacation in Thailand, a mayor in Mexico lost his head 6 days into his term, and a doctor tried to kill his mom's partner. 60 Minutes trolled Donald Trump, Elon Musk licked Trump's boots, and we try to figure out what Joker 2 is all about! We have more teachers behaving badly with students, a Minnesota mom abusing multiple young boys, and Brian is once again heading abroad!

Piss Bandit

Sun, 06 Oct 2024 21:24:35 -0400

Some artists work with paint, some with clay - this week we talk about a brave soul who uses human urine to speak about society. A Kensington boy found out you shouldn't bring a toy gun to a real gun party, a Trump supporter paid $4K to break a Taylor Swift guitar, and there was a fake Crumbl Cookies pop-up in Australia! We've got stories in But The Drag Queens Are The Problems and F Around And Find Out, we talk about what we're watching, and we give you our NFL Locks of the Week. We saw Dave Hill at the Soho Playhouse, we discuss the aftermath of Hurricane Helene, and Brian is still sick!

Suicide Pods

Sun, 29 Sep 2024 21:26:50 -0400

A US woman uses a machine to help unalive herself, a woman gets arrested trying to sneak her kids into Disney, and a woman was concerned about her sweaty son, who was hiding a dying woman in his RV! We give you our NFL Locks of the Week, discuss what we're watching, and we've got another amazing story from Ron's local Facebook page. Brian has questions about Hezbollah and Hurricane Helene, Ryan Routh's son has some legal problems of his own, and we talk about our trip to AEW Grand Slam!

Exploding Pagers and Facebook Anger

Sun, 22 Sep 2024 22:08:15 -0400

We're fascinated by this week's exploding pager story and give you the full breakdown! P. Diddy was arrested, Mark Robinson's disturbing comment history came to light, and Mike Lindell was more disturbing that usual. A Florida sheriff accidentally killed his girlfriend, a Kentucky sheriff purposely killed a judge, and hot weather killed a man running in a Disney marathon! A Georgia woman died as a result of the state's abortion ban, we give you our NFL Locks of the Week, and Ron shares an argument from his local Facebook page.

They're Dining On Dogs & Cats

Sun, 15 Sep 2024 21:22:14 -0400

It's been quite the week in politics, between the Presidential Debate and someone else trying to take a shot at Trump. The Haitians allegedly are eating pets and you can't sent Jimmy to school without fear of him being operated on! Dave Grohl had an affair and fathered a child, a Colorado city councilman shot a teen trying to take photos, and a State Senator injured her chief of staff during forced sex acts. We give you our NFL Locks of the Week, an Arizona couple spent a lot of money trying to get back into an exclusive Disney club, and a man is wanted for lewd behavior in New Jersey!

Chase Glitches & Sexy Bitches

Sun, 08 Sep 2024 21:25:52 -0400

People took advantage of a Chase ATM glitch, which actually ended up being a federal crime! A Florida doctor killed a patient by removing the wrong organ and a Florida State fan made a really bad wager on their football team. A man is pooping on porches in Louisville, a Wells Fargo employee died at her desk and wasn't found for almost half a week, and Ilona Maher is on the cover of the SI swimsuit edition! Animal sacrifices are up in Queens, a fat cat from Russia made the news, and we discuss the fake Kamala Harris-Philadelphia Eagles ads. A Philly couple decided to drive their car into the river (but make it sexy), NFL Locks of the Week are back, and we tell you what we're watching!

Unlimited Riblets and Entertainment

Mon, 26 Aug 2024 22:16:11 -0400

A woman went to jail for breaking the Applebee's All-You-Can-Eat code, a man had an unwelcome encounter with a snake on the toilet, and a man was kicked off of a plane for a bloody scalp! We have follow up stories on the brother jailed in Dubai and Disney trying to get a wrongful death case thrown out, we discuss Ron's visit to NYC this past weekend, and we've got film reviews for Hollywood Shuffle and Longlegs. George Santos pled guilty, a gay couple got beat up at Shake Shack, a judge had sex with his baliffs, and Ron saw the boss!

Cobra (Not Kai)

Sun, 18 Aug 2024 22:08:33 -0400

We review the masterpiece that is the 1986 Sylvester Stallone film, "Cobra"! A Florida doctor got in trouble for not wearing hearing aids during a colonoscopy, Disney is trying to use their streaming service to get out of a wrongful death case, and a nuclear sub captain filmed a porno on his sub. A man tried to give a 4-month-old gasoline to drink, a couple killed a 6-year-old, and a Tennessee couple locked an autistic child in a trunk. We mourn the loss of Jack Russell, a woman got jail time for stealing chicken wings, and we applaud a woman with no arms that can now drive!

Get In The Cage

Sun, 11 Aug 2024 22:06:17 -0400

A discussion of a weekend at Ron's and a viewing of Con Air leads to talk of Nicolas Cage's filmography and 80s/90s movies! We recap the 2024 Summer Olympics, we have a follow up on the woman chained to a tree in India, and we talk about our worst work email experiences. Astronauts are stuck in space, Nassau County banned masks, and a Mississippi lawyer gave us an all-time mugshot! We also talk about the dangers of dancing on rooftops and getting your luggage at the airport.

Scammed In Dubai

Sun, 04 Aug 2024 22:08:18 -0400

Two brothers are trapped in Dubai after making some questionable partying choices. We talk about a 340 lb. woman who killed her foster son, an American woman that ended up tied to a tree in India, and we say goodbye to a Hamas leader! The Olympics are never-ending, and we have stories about the disgusting Seine, a boxer being misgendered, Flavor Flav's generosity, and a British rugby player being a tad bit racist. There's a lot of public masturbation in NYC, a NJ man got arrested for being too high on a flight, and we reminisce on our days eating at Denny's.

Olympic Fever

Sun, 28 Jul 2024 21:24:45 -0400

We're all about the Paris Olympics, including the controversy over the opening ceremony, TikTok sweetheart Ilona Maher, and a judo competitor that got a dose of karma! A NJ man killed a seagull for stealing fries, a Philly woman shot a baby, and a pedophile shot himself. There was another unjustified police shooting in Illinois, an elderly man is missing due to the CrowdStrike outage, and teens want broccoli cuts for some reason! We've got a question for Dr. Ron, a man survived a coma just to be hit by a car, and a gas station employee tried to steal a million dollar ticket!

Bye Bye Biden

Sun, 21 Jul 2024 21:24:15 -0400

We thought we were done talking politics, but then Joe Biden had to announce he was dropping out of the race! The Trump shooting was so last week, but we look at the RNC, complete with fake ear bandages and Matt Gaetz' disturbing new face. Costco food buckets are on sale, the KC Royals are rolling out an apocalyptic taco, and the Apex Stegosaurus auction proved that some people have too much money! Ingrid Andress sang so bad it put her in rehab, a Brazilian Instagram influencer is going to jail for human trafficking, and we've got a couple of fatal hotel stories. We also give you an Ask Brian and What Are You Watching!

Head Shots & Leg Shots

Sun, 14 Jul 2024 19:00:00 -0400

Someone tried to end the election early in PA, a man was VERY inappropriate in a Philly Dollar Tree, and a FL woman sparked a riot at a skating rink. Alec Baldwin's case got thrown out, Mike Gundy defended a DUI, and Brendan DuBois showed how not to hide that you have child porn! We discuss a list of wedding rules, Sketch's OnlyFans past came to light, and Americans can now buy ammo from a vending machine. There was a number of passing this week, so we review Celebrity Obits and see how they affected the Death Pool standings!

Who Pooped In Gwyneth's Bed?

Sun, 07 Jul 2024 21:23:58 -0400

We explore the mystery of the poop in Gwyneth Paltrow's guest bedroom, a grad student was burned in an unfortunate place by his hair removal cream, and Joe Biden faced more calls to drop out of the race. We tell you what we're watching, Target won't be accepting personal checks anymore, and a man made a fatal mistake on July 4th! Lyft is getting sued for a driver exposing himself, Susan Smith thinks she's getting paroled later this year, and we've got another edition of Ask Ron!

Let's Go Brandon

Sun, 30 Jun 2024 19:00:00 -0400

We discuss this week's Presidential Debate and the pending collapse of our country. A woman called the cops to get out of a first date, a student was caught defrauding Lehigh University, and the Kyle Filipowski draft saga once again proved the power of the internet! Oklahoma and Louisiana put religion over education despite being amongst the worst in the country, the World's Tallest Dog passed away, and the World's Tallest Model went to court. We talk about a problematic professor, NY and Philly sports, and The Bear!

Hawk Tuah

Sun, 23 Jun 2024 22:19:26 -0400

The Hawk Tuah girl was everywhere this week, so we put a little bit of our twist on that thang! There's a new security camera complete with paintball gun, a Philly Little League in disarray, and Chuck Schumer tries to make us believe he knows how to grill. A woman's nasty pillow breeds internet outrage, we review the price of beer at the NFL stadiums, and we've got Celebrity Obits! We also give you a breakdown on what we're watching!

Glizzy Gladiator

Sun, 16 Jun 2024 21:18:57 -0400

Joey Chestnut is out of the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest, but has a big money showdown with Kobayashi on Netflix! A server lost her job for filming a man on a strange date, a political candidate in Texas got caught being racist towards himself, and a California woman was killed by a black bear with a grudge. Lilly Gaddis got rejected by the left and the right, there's another dumb TikTok challenge, and we have a follow up on the creepy Oregon dad that drugged his daughter's friends at a sleepover! We also sent out 40th birthday wishes to everyone's favorite moderator, Marty!

Great Chefs & Bondage Bunnies

Sun, 09 Jun 2024 22:14:25 -0400

Ron & Brian give a recap of the charity event they attended over the weekend, a PA crossing guard was arrested for giving drugs to middle schoolers, and a NJ trooper was fired for a problematic neck tattoo. A remote tribe in the Amazon did exactly what you thought they might do when they got the internet, an NFL player is being sued for revenge porn, and some Texas professors are trying to be the worst people in the state! An MLB player was banned for betting (poorly) on baseball, a NJ high school yearbook had a potentially anti-Semitic omission, and an Orlando hotel had inflatable bondage animals! We follow up on the story of the Michigan man with license problems, and a Mississippi trooper lost her job for sharing sex videos.

Whitey McIvoryTower

Sun, 02 Jun 2024 22:32:44 -0400

Brian gets a new nickname, Trump is officially a felon, and we discuss what we're watching! Nicki Minaj live-streamed her arrest, a man went viral for driving with a suspended license, and another billionaire wants to recreate the Titanic. A Kentucky family shared their vacation info on Facebook, and you can guess what happened next! North Korea made use of trash balloons, a drag queen won a defamation suit against a blogger, and a San Diego cop made some bad decisions with a woman he had detained. We follow up on the Robert Pickton story, a man failed a steakhouse challenge, and so much more!

It's Here...Hot Podcaster Summer

Sun, 26 May 2024 19:00:00 -0400

We celebrate the start of another Hot Podcaster Summer with a red-hot episode! We discuss disappointing pizza, poor air quality, and what we're watching. We've got a couple of stories from Ohio where a mother killed her child with Mountain Dew and a sex worker exposed hundreds of clients to HIV! A serial killer was attacked in prison, our testicles have so much plastic in them, a teen burned a family to death looking for a stolen iPhone, and a poultry farm was caught using child labor for the second time. But The Drag Queens Are The Problem brings stories of three teachers and a former Red Sox player being inappropriate with children.

Domestic Beefs & Current Events

Sun, 19 May 2024 22:07:43 -0400

Our Beef of the Week segment leads to a discussion about the home dynamics of both Ron and Brian! Sex workers have a new bill of rights in Belgium, The Mirage will soon be...well, a mirage, and the KC Chiefs kicker was all people were talking about this week. The Duck Sauce Killer's wife went on trial, two men decided to have a machete fight, and Ron takes on the NY Times Current Events Quiz!

BBL Drizzy

Sun, 12 May 2024 21:23:04 -0400

We try to understand the beef between Drake and Kendrick while listening to the earworm known as BBL Drizzy. Howard U. graduation got shut down, people want pickles in their Dr. Pepper, and we give you an NHL parlay that can't be beat! The livestream portal between NYC and Dublin is going exactly how you thought it might, a bodega worker stabbing a man to death and Brian is here for it, and two California students won a lawsuit after they were accused of wearing blackface. A NJ school board president faces a civil sex abuse lawsuit, a new member of the Asplundh family was shamed for bullying a woman for her Instagram handle, and we have the latest installment of But The Drag Queens Are The Problem!

The Roast of The Roast of Tom Brady

Mon, 06 May 2024 21:23:38 -0400

We go deep into what we've been watching, including The Roast of Tom Brady, Unfrosted, Katt Williams, and more! Ron discusses his trip to the Finger Lakes, Brian argues for population control via bounce house, and a teacher made out with a 5th grader. A second Boeing whistleblower died, a grandfather killed himself with his own car during a fight over a parking spot, and an aspiring doctor suffered brain damage thanks to his friends. All this along with drinks, beefs, and Kristi Noem!

Ron's Cup Runneth Over

Sun, 28 Apr 2024 22:33:59 -0400

Ron's quest for hydration has Brian filled with rage for most of the episode! We talk about how to get arrested in Turks & Caicos, a NYC man with inconsiderate friends, and a Texas kid who killed a man and almost got away with it. We discuss the new book "The White Bonus", the recent college campus protests, and Tennessee allowed gun in their classroom! A tattooed job applicant got torn apart on TikTok, Spirit Airlines was dirtier than usual, and can we get a friggin' robot dog with a flamethrower on it's head?

The Tortured Podcasters Department

Sun, 21 Apr 2024 21:23:08 -0400

We celebrate our 300th episode and receive accolades from The Brooklyn Brawler and Eddie Deezen! Taylor Swift dropped a double album and we give you our review, we break down Caitlin Clark's salary, and we discuss Phish and the Las Vegas Sphere. A man set himself on fire outside the Trump trial, a woman tried to get a dead man to co-sign a loan, and we have stories of a couple of teachers being inappropriate with students. All of this and we also tell you what we're watching!

WrestleMania Recap

Sun, 07 Apr 2024 23:01:24 -0400

Brian is back in the States and it's time for a new episode! We survived the Great Earthquake of 2024, but will we survive the bird flu? A Florida man f'd around and found out, a PA man had a vasectomy at a very inconvenient time, and we have a horrible story about an Iowa man and stolen identity. Brian tells us about his overseas trip, we talk about what we're watching, and we vent about people making national news for missing a boat!

St. Patrick's Day Special

Sun, 17 Mar 2024 22:42:01 -0400

It's St. Patrick's Day and the boys are bringing the appropriate beverages for Drink of the Week! Japan is on the lookout for a chemical cat, a Detroit man really enjoyed the new Kristen Stewart movie, and we get an uncomfortable amount of details about Brian's recent colonoscopy. Kate Middleton is missing, Ron shares a local Facebook post, and where is the world is Brian heading to?!?

Crotch Scorpions & Troubled Teens

Sun, 10 Mar 2024 22:08:55 -0400

We review the new Netflix docuseries, The Program, discuss the State of the Union, and talk about a man who had an unfortunate encounter with a scorpion in a Las Vegas Hotel! A man got in trouble for sharing national secrets on a dating site, a Florida sheriff accidentally posted pics of a dead girl to Instagram, and Donald Trump AI photos were so hot this week. We talk about the Rust shooting verdict, two former GOP candidates charged with murder, and Chiefs fans having fingers and toes removed from going to a football game! A Florida man made a bomb joke at an airport as a way of flirting and we bring you more stories showing you that drag queens really aren't the problem.

The Octopus Murders

Sun, 03 Mar 2024 19:00:00 -0500

Ron & Brian go down the rabbit hole that is American Conspiracy: The Octopus Murders on Netflix. A mom lost her disability payment for throwing a tree, a man set himself on fire, and we discuss what we've been watching! A GOP candidate in Massachusetts is a Nazi, while a GOP candidate in Missouri wants you to know that he's only a casual KKK member. Wendy's announced surge pricing, the CEO of Kellogg's thinks your budget problems can be solved by having breakfast for dinner, and But The Drag Queens reveals more non-drag queens doing horrible things to children! All this and Celebrity Obits as well!

Gamblers Unanonymous

Sun, 25 Feb 2024 22:41:40 -0500

Alabama feels that embryos are people, cops treated another citizen like their personal shooting gallery, and a trans muslim inmate is suing her prison chaplain. Mr. Pillow has to pay a multi-million dollar judgement, a man found out why owning an illegal exotic pet was a bad idea, and we discuss the new MLB uniforms! In But The Drag Queens are the problem, we have priests, first responders, a YouTuber, and a bowler that assaulted children, but still no drag queens! A couple moved from Canada to Russia and found out that was a bad idea, an AirBnB host played dirty and got sued, and Brian might have a slight gambling addiction.