Mystery, Outsiders, and Abs

But Actually in the Books (Shadowhunters Recap)

Thu, 22 Feb 2024 11:43:51 -0700

A look back at what Shadowhunters brought us and a look forward to the future. Our theme song has been Doomed Romance by Purple Planet Music.

...Must Come To an End (Shadowhunters 3.22)

Mon, 29 Jan 2024 12:00:00 -0700

Everyone gets through Hell.

Shadowhunters Speedrun (Shadowhunters 3.21)

Mon, 29 Jan 2024 09:00:00 -0700

Everyone goes to Hell.

I'll Fight His Dad, Son (Shadowhunters 3.20)

Fri, 19 Jan 2024 13:57:35 -0700

Magnus gets some father-son time, Clary sets up a meet, Maia looks to the future, the Shadowhunters hold fast

I Walk a Lonely Road (Shadowhunters 3.19)

Mon, 08 Jan 2024 15:49:18 -0700

Clary takes the evil road, Jace takes the slow road, Izzy takes the direct road, Magnus takes the lonely road

I Escalated to the Manager (Shadowhunters 3.18)

Mon, 25 Dec 2023 09:00:00 -0700

Jace goes Halloween hunting, Clary gets infected, Simon leads a tour, Alek makes a deal

Failing Upwards (Shadowhunters 3.17)

Wed, 20 Dec 2023 17:39:55 -0700

Clary interrogates, Simon goes undercover, Alek plans the perfect night, Jace is doing fine

Jonathan Brain vs. Clary Brain (Shadowhunters 3.16)

Mon, 11 Dec 2023 13:24:22 -0700

Clary gets Jonathan Brain, Jonathan makes a deal, Simon and Izzy make a pact, Magnus makes the hard choice

It’s Fine When She Was In the Basement (Shadowhunters 3.15)

Wed, 29 Nov 2023 15:31:00 -0700

Luke seeks punishment, Clary seeks Luke, Magnus seeks home, Maia seeks vengeance,

There IS a Kiss (Shadowhunter 3.14)

Wed, 15 Nov 2023 13:07:25 -0700

Maia and Jordan go deep, Simon and Luke go on a search, Clary and Jace go on a date, Clary and "Jace" go on a date.

Getting Into Kinky Stuff (Shadowhunter 3.13)

Mon, 30 Oct 2023 15:13:50 -0700

Jordon is back and hunting Heidi, Izzy fights off a relapse, Luke and Maryse take on a lock, Clary goes for a tattoo removal

But in the Bible! (Shadowhunters 3.12)

Tue, 17 Oct 2023 12:20:56 -0700

Clary is on the move, Jace is on the hunt, Simon is on the mend, Magnus is living his life

Stares Into Fire (Shadowhunters 3.11)

Thu, 05 Oct 2023 11:50:53 -0700

Jace mourns, Simon wallows, Magnus copes, Clary wakes up with the worst weirdo

The Journey’s End (Riverdale Full Series Recap)

Fri, 29 Sep 2023 10:43:49 -0700

7 years. 7 years. 7 whole ass years and 1 hour to talk about it all.

We Made a Mistake (Riverdale Season 7 Recap)

Tue, 12 Sep 2023 14:33:45 -0700

A look back at the final season of Riverdale.

The Curse is Broken (Riverdale 7.20)

Wed, 30 Aug 2023 09:13:13 -0700

It's over. It's over. It's over. It's over.

The Greatest Gift of All: A Whitewashed History (Riverdale 7.19)

Wed, 23 Aug 2023 11:21:30 -0700

Everyone looks back by looking forward (which is looking back [which is in the future])

Why Would Tabitha (See; God) Do This? (Riverdale 7.18)

Tue, 15 Aug 2023 11:13:00 -0700

Jughead follows a melting man, Archie chases the sea, Betty hits the gas, Cheryl uncovers the truth

Josie McCoy, Full-Grown Adult (Riverdale 7.17)

Fri, 11 Aug 2023 09:36:12 -0700

The post-convention episode. Archie makes a move, Veronica makes a friend, Jughead makes an IP, Betty makes it happen.

Teens in Adult Business (Riverdale 7.16)

Tue, 01 Aug 2023 15:08:29 -0700

Jughead saves comics, Archie experiments, Betty meets family, Veronica gives some advice

You Are A Pervert, Sir (Riverdale 7.15)

Tue, 01 Aug 2023 12:31:25 -0700

Betty joins a beauty pageant, Veronica happily joins a beauty pageant, Toni proudly joins a beauty pageant, Ethel wants to join a beauty pageant

Kevin Writes Friend Fiction (Riverdale 7.14)

Tue, 11 Jul 2023 12:22:50 -0700

Archie figures out Archie, Kevin has creative struggles, Betty looks at Veronica, Veronica looks at Betty

Words Are Important (Riverdale 7.13)

Thu, 06 Jul 2023 10:54:43 -0700

Archie is a communist, Betty is a communist, Veronica is a communist, Jughead is especially a communist

Shipping Speedrun (Riverdale 7.12)

Thu, 29 Jun 2023 13:35:01 -0700

Archie is the captain now, Betty moves out, Jughead keeps the case open, Cheryl gets sad.

The Rise of Horny Betty (Riverdale 7.11)

Mon, 19 Jun 2023 12:15:16 -0700

Jughead doesn't tolerate lactose, Veronica goes to Bomont, Betty picks a boy, Cheryl goes mask on/off

Why Don’t We Take Off Our Shirts & Run? (Riverdale 7.10)

Wed, 07 Jun 2023 15:29:43 -0700

Toni carves out a space, Jughead finds a clue, Archie goes for a ride, Reggie makes a breakthrough.

Turned On By a Volcano (Riverdale 7.09)

Mon, 29 May 2023 15:19:58 -0700

It's a double digest! Betty gets bad therapy and Veronica does good business.

We Bought a Boy (Riverdale 7.08)

Fri, 26 May 2023 12:37:12 -0700

Sorry for the late upload. Archie learns about racism, Cheryl tries to go steady, Jughead gets a date, Veronica gaslights.

The Return of the Robo-Run (Riverdale 7.07)

Wed, 17 May 2023 22:58:46 -0700

Kevin struggles, Archie lends a hand, Jughead finds a dad, Betty acts out

Full Grown 1950s Woman w/ Dan Gibbins (Riverdale 7.06)

Wed, 10 May 2023 14:02:02 -0700

Archie becomes the man of the house, Jughead meets his hero, Cheryl come out, Veronica "She's All That"s Betty.

My Hot Granddaughter w/ Dan Gibbins (Riverdale 7.05)

Wed, 03 May 2023 10:09:41 -0700

Jughead writes four tales of terror, including heads getting chopped off, the farmer's daughter, a beehive, and Archie Comics.

Love Graph. Love Graph, Baby (Riverdale 7.04)

Mon, 24 Apr 2023 09:54:49 -0700

Archie's getting married off, Betty learns facts about her boyfriend, Jughead gets wooed, Veronica is... good?

It’s the Bee’s Knees (Riverdale 7.03)

Wed, 19 Apr 2023 11:32:19 -0700

Betty tries to have sex, Archie tries to have sex, Toni tries to have sex, Jughead tries desperately not to have sex.

Racist Turtle Cursed With Human Form (Riverdale 7.02)

Wed, 12 Apr 2023 16:51:11 -0700

Veronica tests Archie, Jughead starts a new job, Betty has relationship troubles, Cheryl does the hard sell.

Do You Wanna Hop On My Bike? (Riverdale 7.01)

Tue, 04 Apr 2023 14:10:31 -0700

Jughead looks for a way home, Veronica comes to town, Archie fights for independence, Betty and Toni combat systemic racism in 1950s America.

A Line of Darklings (Shadow and Bone)

Wed, 15 Mar 2023 10:10:21 -0700

A tight and not rambly discussion of Shadow and Bone (Book AND TV show).

Time to De-Rune (Shadowhunters Season 3A Recap)

Fri, 03 Mar 2023 11:09:39 -0700

A look back on a season of possessions, Simon whining, and Izzy being there.

Cain, The First Incel (Shadowhunters 3.10)

Tue, 21 Feb 2023 12:21:55 -0700

Simon says goodbye, Magnus says hello, Luke says I quit, Clary says no more

Sevenfold of Murder (Shadowhunters 3.09)

Thu, 09 Feb 2023 11:25:31 -0700

Clary brings back an old guy, Magnus gets political, Simon deals with a fan, Luke's around

2 Squishy Twenty-Year-Olds (Shadowhunters 3.08)

Tue, 31 Jan 2023 11:37:51 -0700

Clary's under trial, Simon's under consideration, Luke's under the gun, Alec and Izzy's under Jace under a spell.

BloodBox: For All Your Vampire Needs (Shadowhunters 3.07)

Wed, 25 Jan 2023 12:17:21 -0700

Jace goes on the run, Luke searches for Ollie, Clary searches for a trap, Maia remembers Kyle (Jordan)

Make This Episode Interesting (Shadowhunters 3.06)

Wed, 18 Jan 2023 09:47:21 -0700

Jace goes undercover, Alec and Magnus find some rocks, Clary searches for a demon, Simon meets a fan.

Bored and a Bit Drunk (Shadowhunters 3.05)

Tue, 10 Jan 2023 09:28:33 -0700

Jace is suspicious of a roommate, Alec wants to move in, Clary looks for an angel, Izzy goes on a date

Why Are You Not an Owl!? (Shadowhunters 3.04)

Thu, 05 Jan 2023 15:08:06 -0700

Jace worries about mental health, Alec worries about Jace, Simon gets a roommate, Clary and Izzy hang out

That’s Not How Demons Work (Shadowhunters 3.03)

Mon, 26 Dec 2022 09:21:00 -0700

Clary hunts a demon, Alec has a family dinner, Izzy gets involves, Simon searches for answers

I Don’t Care About The Past (Shadowhunters 3.02)

Mon, 19 Dec 2022 07:41:17 -0700

Clary goes on a date, Simon settles into a relationship, Alek honeypots, Magnus sneaks in

Demon Mom (Shadowhunters 3.01)

Wed, 07 Dec 2022 05:51:10 -0700

Everyone gets a new job, Clary chooses a weapon, Jace has nightmares, Magnus is secretly sad.

Max Should Be Dead (Shadowhunters Season 2 Recap)

Wed, 23 Nov 2022 14:00:50 -0700

A look back on the latter half of Shadowhunters Season 2.

Insight Check (Shadowhunters 2.20)

Tue, 15 Nov 2022 11:33:18 -0700

Jonathan calls for Mom, Luke and Simon hunt for Maia, Izzy and Alec hunt for demons, Clary and Jace hunt for Valentine

Rufus Shoulda Kept His Damn Mouth Shut (Shadowhunters 2.19)

Mon, 07 Nov 2022 17:27:16 -0700

Valentine goes on the run, Jonathan fights, Magnus pledges allegiance, Clary hunts down her brother

The Devil’s In Him (Shadowhunters 2.18)

Mon, 24 Oct 2022 14:39:02 -0700

The Institute goes on lockdown, Maia and Simon get a third wheel, Magnus chooses a side, Luke regains his power

Schrodinger’s Dot (Shadowhunter 2.17)

Tue, 18 Oct 2022 16:30:36 -0700

Clary searches for her brother, Jace is going to kill that brother, Simon chases another woman, Alec keeps a secret

I Don’t Care About The Books! (Shadowhunters 2.16)

Wed, 12 Oct 2022 12:29:09 -0700

Sebastion is Jonathan, Clary is making new runes, Alec gets answers from his dad, Simon atones.

Citation Needed (Shadowhunter 2.15)

Mon, 03 Oct 2022 09:52:00 -0700

Magnus looks back, Simon freaks out, Clary repairs damages, Valentine gets moved.

Especially the Kill Tree (Shadowhunters 2.14)

Tue, 27 Sep 2022 12:16:47 -0700

Clary and Jace go on a trip, Simon tags along, Alec starts a committee, Izzy bonds with family

Fascist Grandma (Shadowunters 2.13)

Tue, 13 Sep 2022 15:25:18 -0700

Magnus binges, Izzy hunts for a killer, Clary takes a stand, Jace flirts with authoritarianism

You Do Not Have to ”Hand it to Valentine” (Shadowhunters 2.12)

Tue, 06 Sep 2022 17:31:53 -0700

Valentine is in Magnus, Magnus is in Valentine, Simon is in trouble, Clary is in denial

Cool Angel Blood Flip (Shadowhunters 2.11)

Tue, 30 Aug 2022 18:43:23 -0700

Jace accepts his emotions, Izzy finds a sponsor, Simon adjusts to the sun, Clary... what does Clary do?

Back To The Past (Riverdale Season 6 Recap)

Sun, 21 Aug 2022 13:58:08 -0700

Kevin and Erin are looking back on the season and just trying to figure it out.

The Comet Is Chasing Her Into The Past!? (Riverdale 6.22)

Sun, 07 Aug 2022 12:29:00 -0700

Everyone prepares for the apocalypse while Kevin and Erin lose their minds.

X-Men: The Last Stand (Riverdale 6.21)

Mon, 01 Aug 2022 13:59:51 -0700

Jughead and Tabitha go dimension hopping, Archie leads the army, Betty seeks salvation, Cheryl knows everything

An Angel Just Off-Screen (Riverdale 6.20)

Sun, 24 Jul 2022 13:17:28 -0700

Betty looks inward, Archie builds a weapon, Veronica learns her fate, too many Jugheads.

Part-Time Lord of the Underworld (Riverdale 6.19)

Tue, 19 Jul 2022 12:20:28 -0700

Reggie gets a business, Kevin gets out of town, the women prepare to die, Sabrina Spellman arrives

I Think You’re Allowed to Kill Satan (Riverdale 6.18)

Sun, 03 Jul 2022 10:55:59 -0700

Toni and Fangs tie the knot, Veronica makes it about her, Betty accepts a conclusion, Archie prepares for a sacrifice.

He Loves His Parents So Much (Mystery Incorporated 1.01)

Mon, 27 Jun 2022 10:16:08 -0700

Scooby Doo, where are you? Why are you? How are you? Answers to all these questions and from the fan film, Mystery Incorporated.

Book by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa (Riverdale 6.17)

Mon, 20 Jun 2022 14:55:13 -0700

Slaughtercon is here, the musical is here, TBK is here, Jughead is not here.

I Just Learned About Absinthe (Riverdale 6.16)

Sun, 05 Jun 2022 15:50:41 -0700

Toni tries to keep her child, Archie fights for the union, Cheryl spins her wheels, Jughead gets affected

Girlboss, Kill That Cat (Riverdale 6.15)

Sun, 29 May 2022 14:03:09 -0700

Tabitha moves Pops, Betty interacts with her family, Jughead gets on stage, Cheryl meets another Cheryl

Don’t Drink The Kryptonite (Riverdale 6.14)

Sun, 22 May 2022 10:39:00 -0700

Archie overcomes his weakness, Veronica learns her curse, Jughead dives into Betty's head

That Book is NOT About Flowers (Riverdale 6.13)

Sun, 22 May 2022 09:15:00 -0700

Jughead loses his skin, Betty remembers the past, Archie confronts his trauma, Veronica finds spiders

The Explosion Blew The Condom Off (Riverdale 6.12)

Mon, 09 May 2022 10:51:47 -0700

The fog has arrived, bringing with it drama for Barchie, Koose, Jabitha, Veggie, and Foni.

Note: The Angel is Unrelated (Riverdale 6.11)

Sun, 01 May 2022 15:29:12 -0700

Tabitha time travels to the 1940s, Tabitha time travels to the 1960s, Tabitha time travels to the 1990s, Tabitha time travels.

Pee on Pops (Riverdale 6.10)

Wed, 27 Apr 2022 11:52:31 -0700

Archie becomes a hero, Veronica becomes a jerk, Jughead becomes a publicist, Cheryl becomes a *sigh* pyrokinetic.

The Magic is Bad (Riverdale 6.09)

Tue, 19 Apr 2022 11:44:29 -0700

Toni lives the gang life, Abigail goes for murder, Reggie entertains his dad, the superheroes team up.

Really Into Capitalism (Riverdale 6.08)

Sun, 10 Apr 2022 10:00:00 -0700

Archie builds a house, Jughead reads minds, Veronica goes legit, Britta dreams many times

Butter In Her Beer (Riverdale 6.07)

Sun, 03 Apr 2022 14:33:55 -0700

Archie finds his weakness, Abigail finds her love, Jughead finds his passion, Veronica finds the same plotline she's always had.

No Way (Riverdale 6.06)

Sun, 27 Mar 2022 10:31:52 -0700

How does one summarize an episode like this? You will think us liars. Just listen and learn.

Angelic Power; See: Lightning (Shadowhunters 2.10)

Mon, 14 Mar 2022 05:25:50 -0700

Jace makes a sacrifice, Clary goes after Simon, Alec protects his home, Valentine's plan comes together.

The Chances of a Lightning Strike (Shadowhunters 2.09)

Thu, 10 Mar 2022 18:58:32 -0700

Clary gets cursed, Jace goes on the hunt, Maia makes a move, Izzy gets wrapped up.

Doing Some Idris (Shadowhunters 2.08)

Mon, 28 Feb 2022 17:29:08 -0700

Izzy scores some drugs, Simon makes his move, Clary is around, Alec presents Magnus.

F*** Boy (Shadowhunters 2.07)

Mon, 14 Feb 2022 15:42:37 -0700

Simon gets dating advice from Jace, Izzy searches for drugs, Alec ponders sleeping with Magnus, Clary stops the end of the Downworld.

Stupid Sexy Iron Sisters (Shadowhunters 2.06)

Mon, 07 Feb 2022 16:15:28 -0700

Simon makes some friends, Alec has a date, Jace gets busted down, Clary searches for answers

Ignore All The Red Flags (Shadowhunters 2.05)

Tue, 01 Feb 2022 23:59:11 -0700

Izzy finds a vice, Jace comes home, Simon moves home, Clary (doesn't) move on.

Well, In The Book... (Shadowhunters 2.04)

Tue, 25 Jan 2022 13:16:16 -0700

Jace goes on trial, Raphael goes to Magnus, Magnus goes to Camille, Everyone else goes on the hunt.

We Are Arthunters (Shadowhunters 2.03)

Mon, 17 Jan 2022 14:38:28 -0700

Jace runs for his life, Izzy runs for Alec's life, Simon runs for his mom's life, Clary kinda saunters about.

Valentine, Noted Liar (Shadowhunters 2.02)

Tue, 11 Jan 2022 13:33:53 -0700

Clary searches for a life, Simon searches for Camille, Jace searches for a way out, Alek searches for Jace.

I’m Your Daddy Wolf (Shadowhunters 2.01)

Mon, 03 Jan 2022 10:08:47 -0700

Jace spends time with Clearly-Not-Dad, Alex apologizes to Magnus, Clary kinda checks in with her Mom but mostly looks for Jace.

Two Adult Same Persons (Riverdale 6.05)

Mon, 20 Dec 2021 11:27:42 -0700

Jughead unravels Jugheads plan for Jughead after finding Jughead dead.

Man Looking For Murderess (Riverdale 6.04)

Tue, 14 Dec 2021 08:43:40 -0700

Abigail meets the love of her life, Poppy makes her way in the 50's, Cheryl reads a story, they all look the same.

A Town Where I Can Be The Devil (Riverdale 6.03)

Tue, 07 Dec 2021 14:57:35 -0700

Veronica opens her casino for the devil, Tabitha discovers her relationship to the devil, Jughead interviews the devil, Betty is a bad agent.

Our Love is Stronger Than a Ghost (Riverdale 6.02)

Mon, 29 Nov 2021 19:11:48 -0700

Toni deals with crime and ghosts, Jughead and Tabitha deal with love and ghosts, Reggie deals with not a ghost.

Way Too Horny (Riverdale 6.01)

Wed, 24 Nov 2021 21:33:20 -0700

Take a trip down the road, to a little town much like a town you may know but is definitely not that town. A different town. This is Rivervale.

Retro Riverdale Season Four Ft. Rylee

Tue, 16 Nov 2021 11:10:27 -0700

It's secret societies and filmmakers as Kevin and Erin definitely go through an episode of Season Four of Riverdale.

Retro Riverdale Season Three Ft. Mary Kwiatkowski & Kirsten MacInnis

Mon, 08 Nov 2021 12:55:53 -0700

Season three rises from the depths and we have brought in more guests to push it back down, Mary & Kirsten from the KowSkiCast Riverdale Recap.

Retro Riverdale Season Two Ft. Dan Gibbins

Mon, 01 Nov 2021 17:48:48 -0700

Season one is in our rearview and all we have now are mobsters and serial killers. Fortunately, Dan Gibbins from TalesFromPartsUnknown.com is here to protect us.

Retro Riverdale Season One Ft. Jeremy Verkley

Mon, 25 Oct 2021 14:38:16 -0700

Our four episode event begins with a look back at season one and Kevin and Erin are joined by Jeremy from The Third Space.

A Look Back in Horror (Riverdale Season 5 Recap)

Fri, 22 Oct 2021 21:29:35 -0700

It's time to reflect on what we learned this year. Did we learn anything? Did we learn anything good? It's tough to say.

Nana Rose is a Liar (Riverdale 5.19)

Mon, 11 Oct 2021 10:00:00 -0700

Betty gets a reward, Hiram makes one last play, Veronica faces consequences, Cheryl makes a truly, truly impossible discovery.

Alice‘s Musical Mental Health Crisis (Riverdale 5.18)

Mon, 04 Oct 2021 12:10:47 -0700

Alice is next to normal, Jughead is next to Tabitha, Cheryl is next in line, Veronica is next to no one.

It‘s all Scooby-Doo (Riverdale 5.17)

Thu, 30 Sep 2021 17:24:14 -0700

Betty gets a new partner, Jughead puts the pieces together, Veronica gets angry, Archie falls in a hole.

Church, Cult, I Mean Church (Riverdale 5.16)

Mon, 20 Sep 2021 17:09:41 -0700

Jughead makes some apologies, Archie heads to court, Cheryl finds her spirit, Veronica just keeps winning.

My Name is Toots Sweets (Riverdale 5.15)

Mon, 13 Sep 2021 10:00:24 -0700

Josie returns to Riverdale, Valerie returns to Riverdale, Tabitha gets an investment, Melody who?

Miners, Killers, and Rats (Riverdale 5.14)

Sat, 11 Sep 2021 13:38:09 -0700

Three tales of terror from Riverdale's... past? Future? Present?

Betty Cooper: Vigilante Trucker (Riverdale 5.13)

Tue, 31 Aug 2021 10:21:08 -0700

Betty sets a trap, Archie fights like a dog, Cheryl builds her cult, Veronica does "business stuff".

2 Breaking 2 Timeline (Riverdale 5.12)

Wed, 25 Aug 2021 12:02:27 -0700

A trip back in time (or at least Riverdale's version of time) to see the origin of Hiram Lodge.

Veronica Commits a War Crime (Riverdale 5.11)

Tue, 17 Aug 2021 18:04:13 -0700

Archie hunts for a criminal, Veronica hunts for a rock, Betty hunts for a Jughead, Jughead just kinda chills.

Wet and Sexy Valentine (Shadowhunters: The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones)

Wed, 04 Aug 2021 06:34:27 -0700

Is the movie better? Is it more accurate to the books? Is everyone still sexy? Listen in and find out!

Super Stupid Sexy Hodge (Shadowhunters Season One Recap)

Thu, 29 Jul 2021 01:23:48 -0700

Kevin and Erin look back on a season of Shadowhunters and do some rewriting.

The Magic Book's Task (Shadowhunters 1.13)

Thu, 22 Jul 2021 23:17:54 -0700

Jace is bad. Clary's trying her best. Alec takes a shot at love. Izzy is involved.

A Vampire Named Stan (Shadowhunters 1.12)

Wed, 14 Jul 2021 13:27:18 -0700

Alec gets hitched, Jace gets weird, Clary gets out, Simon gets in.

The Wayland Problem (Shadowhunters 1.11)

Tue, 06 Jul 2021 09:30:23 -0700

Jace meets his dad, Clary suspects his dad, Izzy goes on trial, Alek goes against the trial.

Church... (Shadowhunters 1.10)

Mon, 14 Jun 2021 16:33:15 -0700

Clary sees a different life, Alec sees a way out, Simon sees the perks of being a downworlder, Jace is also there.

Don't Touch Raphael's Nintendo (Shadowhunters 1.09)

Mon, 07 Jun 2021 11:26:37 -0700

Simon learns about his new life, Alek heals up, Jace makes a choice, Izzy gets mad. Tickets for Unprecedented Times: bit.ly/FCTatAFP

The Demon Deceived Me! (Shadowhunters 1.08)

Tue, 01 Jun 2021 10:37:38 -0700

Clary thinks about the dead, Alek thinks about his heart, Raphael thinks about plans, Jace thinks about Clary

I'm An Awkward Man (Shadowhunter 1.07)

Tue, 25 May 2021 15:45:58 -0700

Clary feels some feelings, Alek honeypots, Izzy gets serious, Simon gets worse.

Bizarre Pasts (Shadowhunters 1.06)

Tue, 18 May 2021 15:09:47 -0700

Luke heals, Jace drives, Magnus flirts, the Lightwoods meet the parents.

Alek Has a Very Bad Day (Shadowhunters 1.05)

Tue, 11 May 2021 09:47:21 -0700

Simon returns to the plot, Luke finds his prey, Clary goes for a run, Alek has a time.

Does He Like Roses or KD? (Shadowhunters 1.04)

Mon, 03 May 2021 15:17:19 -0700

Clary chases memories, Simon chases the dark, Izzy chases friendship, Magnus chases Alec.

Bedouin, Bath, and Beyond (Shadowhunters 1.03)

Mon, 26 Apr 2021 10:07:52 -0700

Clary wants to save Simon, Jace is okay with saving Simon, Izzy is into saving Simon, Alek does not care about saving Simon.

Nerd-Hot or Just Hot? (Shadowhunters 1.02)

Mon, 19 Apr 2021 16:31:20 -0700

Clary hunts for a friend, Luke hunts for Clary, Dot hunts for Magnus, Simon hunts for attention.

All The Stories Are True (Shadowhunters 1.01)

Tue, 13 Apr 2021 21:25:06 -0700

Clary enters the shadow world, Jace... helps Clary enter the shadow world... there aren't many storylines in this one. How's your day?

Romantic Work Meetings (Riverdale 5.10)

Mon, 05 Apr 2021 13:49:09 -0700

Too many storylines, too many storylines, too many storylines, TOO MANY STORYLINES.

Four-Week Football School (Riverdale 5.09)

Mon, 29 Mar 2021 12:49:37 -0700

Archie reaches for a point, Betty reaches her limit, Jughead reaches out to his students, Kevin just reaches.

This Throuple is in Trouple (Riverdale 5.08)

Wed, 24 Mar 2021 12:01:45 -0700

This episode is a couple days late, but the good news is Archie is still fawning, Cheryl is still manipulating, Betty is still searching, and Jughead is still freaking.

Two Bags of Doritos (Riverdale 5.07)

Mon, 15 Mar 2021 12:13:02 -0700

Archie gets volunteers, Betty gets a pattern, Jughead gets a body, Veronica gets child labour.

Shouldn't You Be Rich? (Riverdale 5.06)

Mon, 01 Mar 2021 15:13:31 -0700

Archie gets the team together, Jughead gets a taste of aliens, Veronica gets separated, Betty gets some Archie.

People, Commit Crimes (Riverdale 5.05)

Mon, 22 Feb 2021 13:06:04 -0700

Jughead looks for work, Veronica looks for freedom, Betty looks for family, Archie looks for a fight.

This Town's Got Wild Dogs (Riverdale 5.04)

Mon, 15 Feb 2021 17:15:45 -0700

Archie returns home, Betty deals with quiet lambs, Veronica is too rich, Jughead hooks up.

Bonus: Riverdale Season 4 Retrospective

Sun, 14 Feb 2021 09:10:04 -0700

Kevin and Erin look back at season 4 and the first three episodes of Season 5.

Technically a Finale (Riverdale 5.03)

Mon, 08 Feb 2021 13:18:43 -0700

Archie chooses his path, Veronica holds on, Betty checks out, Jughead tests out houses.

What Did You Think Would Happen? (Riverdale 5.02)

Mon, 01 Feb 2021 12:11:40 -0700

Cheryl wins, Archie gets angry, Betty figures things out, Jughead figures further things out

Same Ol', Same Ol' (Riverdale 5.01)

Mon, 25 Jan 2021 15:20:30 -0700

Jughead makes a movie, Archie makes a friend, Veronica makes a mistake, Cheryl makes a damn fool of herself.

Consider These Stars... Crossed (Star-Crossed 1.12 & 13)

Mon, 18 Jan 2021 17:57:50 -0700

It all ends.

You're so Awesome, and Smart, and... (Star-Crossed 1.11)

Mon, 11 Jan 2021 11:47:50 -0700

Taylor gets the news, Roman gets the upper hand, Teri gets fooled, Eric gets it together.

Drake's Unexpected Journey (Star-Crossed 1.10)

Mon, 04 Jan 2021 16:20:24 -0700

Teri spreads some chaos, Lukas becomes a weather detective, Drake goes for a walk, Roman gets high.

I Work Nights! (Star-Crossed 1.09)

Tue, 29 Dec 2020 17:57:47 -0700

Roman searches for the truth, Greyson also searches for the truth, Taylor searches for love, Saroya searches for safety.

Bleach Make-Out (Star-Crossed 1.08)

Mon, 21 Dec 2020 18:04:27 -0700

Emery experiences the holiday, Roman makes deals, Castor becomes a father, Julia gets a "job"

You Did Terrorism (Star-Crossed 1.07)

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 14:39:45 -0700

Emery and Roman take a trip into the woods, Drake fights a house, Julia teaches an Eric, Lukas is unconscious for the entire episode.

Noted Superspy (Star-Crossed 1.06)

Mon, 07 Dec 2020 12:14:31 -0700

Emery keeps her secrets, Drake keeps his head, Greyson keeps the faith, Taylor keeps it going.

Flirt So Hard You Become a Spy (Star-Crossed 1.05)

Mon, 30 Nov 2020 15:11:26 -0700

Roman goes on a mission, Drake goes on a mission, Taylor goes on a mission, Teri forces herself into a mission.

Fighting the Rich Kids (Star-Crossed 1.04)

Tue, 24 Nov 2020 13:40:55 -0700

Sophia goes for a swim, Roman goes after some secrets, Emery goes for Roman's heart.

A Sex-Bomb (Star-Crossed 1.03)

Mon, 16 Nov 2020 12:40:18 -0700

Emery films, Roman helps, Drake Trags, Julia glows

Where The Hell Is Beaumont? (Star-Crossed 1.02)

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 14:51:53 -0700

Roman gets a promotion, Emery gets fame, Grayson gets ditched, Drake gets got.

Throwing Shade at Mars (Star-Crossed 1.01)

Mon, 02 Nov 2020 12:14:09 -0700

Em tries to save her friend, Roman tries to fit in, Drake causes problems, Lukas is there too.

Humans Suck (The Host)

Mon, 26 Oct 2020 13:39:12 -0700

What do you do after changing the world with sexy vampires? Try to do it again with body snatchers. Kevin and Erin watch The Host.

Ah! CG Baby! (Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Pt. 2)

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 13:21:27 -0700

I have died everyday waiting for this series to end with a really awesome movie featuring a story that keeps getting in its own way.

Do Vampires Not Poo? (Twilight: Breaking Dawn Pt. 1)

Mon, 12 Oct 2020 12:35:02 -0700

The time has come for Bella and Edward's nuptials... and other things.

Look at My Dogs! (Twilight: Eclipse)

Mon, 05 Oct 2020 15:13:58 -0700

Don't look straight at it, it's time for Twilight: Eclipse.

Alice@Cullen.com (Twilight: New Moon)

Mon, 21 Sep 2020 16:42:48 -0700

Kevin and Erin take a dive back into the logically inconsistent world of Twilight.

Do You Even Love, Bro? (The OC Wrap Up)

Mon, 14 Sep 2020 13:48:02 -0700

Kevin and Erin remember their time with the four seasons of The OC, and go off on some tangents about other teen dramas.

Rabbit Jesus (The OC 4.16)

Mon, 07 Sep 2020 14:14:26 -0700

It all comes to an end. Or a beginning? No, an end.

Wildly Anemic (The OC 4.15)

Mon, 31 Aug 2020 14:13:11 -0700

Sandy and Kirsten have a scare, Summer and Taylor have a search, Julie and Katelyn have a bond, Ryan and Seth have a bad idea.

I Love Convicts (The OC 4.14)

Tue, 25 Aug 2020 13:11:00 -0700

Late upload here but we made it. It counts. Katelyn finds her voice, Seth finds his passion, Ryan finds his love, Taylor finds the future.

Put 'er in a Balloon (The OC 4.13)

Mon, 17 Aug 2020 16:10:33 -0700

Kirsten considers the past, Julie considers her choices, Summer considers the future, Ryan considers his father.

I Miss Your Butt (The OC 4.12)

Mon, 10 Aug 2020 13:09:04 -0700

Kirsten feels sick, Katelyn feels lonely, Che feels drawn in, Taylor feels dependant.

I Appreciate You (The OC 4.11)

Mon, 03 Aug 2020 15:23:45 -0700

Ryan wants to show is feelings, Seth wants to show is animal, Katelyn wants to show her relationship, Julie wants to show up all over town.

The Shape of Boobs (The OC 4.10)

Mon, 27 Jul 2020 13:57:03 -0700

Ryan reads a book, Seth looks for permission, Katelyn opens up, Julie shuts down.

The Girl Who Woofs (The OC 4.09)

Mon, 20 Jul 2020 17:09:17 -0700

Ryan fights his dad, Seth fights his future, Summer fights her Seth, Taylor fights her anxiety.

You Gonna Be My Dad? (The OC 4.08)

Tue, 14 Jul 2020 18:01:01 -0700

Ryan is worried, Katelyn is lacking, Seth is trash, Summer is late.

They're in Comas! But It's Fine (The OC 4.07)

Mon, 06 Jul 2020 11:49:22 -0700

Ryan wake up, Ryan wake up, Ryan wake up, Ryan wake up.

Half a Parent (The OC 4.06)

Mon, 29 Jun 2020 14:42:56 -0700

Ryan figures out his feelings, Summer figures out her place, Che figures out his flaw, Julie figures out the Bullet.

Ryan is the Beauty (The OC 4.05)

Mon, 22 Jun 2020 14:10:33 -0700

Ryan can't get sleep, Taylor can't get over Ryan, Julie can't get her act together, Summer can't get these rabbits.

How Do I Make You My Best Friend? (The OC 4.04)

Tue, 16 Jun 2020 10:38:46 -0700

Episode was uploaded late due to Kevin just wrecking his back and not being able to sit at a computer to edit. Julie becomes old, Summer becomes new, Sandy becomes old with the new, Ryan becomes old (but not too old)

I'm Never Your Dad, Volchok (The OC 4.03)

Mon, 08 Jun 2020 21:11:49 -0700

Sandy keeps a secret from Ryan, Summer keeps a secret from Seth, Taylor keeps a secret from her mom, Julie keeps a secret from herself. And Neil.

Meanwhile; or, Getting Big Dogged On (The OC 4.02)

Mon, 01 Jun 2020 13:50:58 -0700

Ryan head south, Seth heads in, Summer heads out, Julie keeps her head up.

California, Here We Came (The OC 4.01)

Mon, 25 May 2020 22:15:23 -0700

Ryan grapples with grappling, Seth grapples with Ryan, Summer grabs with school, Julie grapples with... murder?

A Darkness on Top (Riverdale Season 4 Recap)

Mon, 18 May 2020 15:08:42 -0700

Kevin and Erin look back upon a season that many have called "Season Four"

Specifically Talking to Teachers and Principles (Riverdale 4.19)

Tue, 12 May 2020 15:08:57 -0700

Betty wants to kill Mr. Honey, Reggie wants to prank Mr. Honey, Jughead wants to write about Mr. Honey, Erin wants to shout about Mr. Honey.

Tickle King (Riverdale 4.18)

Mon, 04 May 2020 16:16:39 -0700

Jughead watches the tapes, Betty watches Archie, Veronica watches out for her dad, Kevin watches his back...for tickles.

Musical Dream Sequence (Riverdale 4.17)

Mon, 20 Apr 2020 10:27:29 -0700

MOA and Riverdale are back from their breaks to a show where: Jughead thinks about cameras, Archie thinks about music, Kevin thinks about inches, Betty thinks about the future.

Only Nailed the Dismount (Riverdale 4.16)

Tue, 17 Mar 2020 09:45:53 -0700

Get here in this locked room. It's a room. It's locked. It's a locked room.

Thinking About Betty (Riverdale 4.15)

Mon, 09 Mar 2020 21:06:10 -0700

Donna gets gaslit, Betty gets scheming, Veronica gets worried, Archie gets it.

The Secret Word is Anthrax (Riverdale 4.14)

Mon, 02 Mar 2020 17:52:36 -0700

Betty hides the body, Veronica faces the will, Archie searches for the way.

I Forgot About My Dream! (Katy Keene 1.01)

Mon, 24 Feb 2020 09:26:00 -0700

Kevin and Erin take a gander at the new show in the Riverdale-verse as well at the future of five years from now.

These Are All Lies (Riverdale 4.13)

Mon, 17 Feb 2020 13:49:26 -0700

Jughead tries to prove his innocence, Archie tries to consider his future, Betty makes an enemy, Veronica spirals...apparently?

Loud Veronica (Riverdale 4.12)

Mon, 10 Feb 2020 17:46:51 -0700

Veronica crosses over, Jughead duels for honor, Betty bonds with her mom, Archie bonds with Frank's terminator.

Winter Has Come (Riverdale 4.11)

Mon, 03 Feb 2020 20:11:15 -0700

Archie is the boss, Veronica is a rum runner, Kevin is ticklish, Betty is smart.

The Sympathetic Hulk (Riverdale 4.10)

Mon, 27 Jan 2020 09:00:00 -0700

Betty gets a new story, Jughead gets a new crew, Archie gets a new father figure, Veronica gets a new job.

End of an Era (The OC 3.25)

Thu, 23 Jan 2020 09:00:00 -0700

Seth is fine, Ryan is fine, Sandy is fine, Marissa is... well... we know she's not in season four.

Still a Hospital (The OC 3.24)

Mon, 20 Jan 2020 09:00:00 -0700

Sandy faces the law, Marissa faces the sister, Ryan faces Volchok, Summer faces Sandy.

The Doormancer (The OC 3.23)

Mon, 13 Jan 2020 17:56:29 -0700

Before this podcast begins, I want to talk to you about the seriousness of doors. Doors can bring you to places, they can let you leave places, they can connect places. Now, I have a lot to say about doors and, no, you can't skip this.

Doctor Party M.D. (The OC 3.22)

Mon, 06 Jan 2020 09:00:00 -0700

Ryan finds a place to belong, Marissa stretches out of her comfort zone, Seth makes a play for love, Sandy makes a play for Matt.

These Kids Gonna Get Subtweets (The OC 3.21)

Mon, 30 Dec 2019 13:24:58 -0700

Ryan tries to understand his mom, Summer tries to understand Seth, Kirsten tries to understand Sandy, Marissa tries to understand herself.

I'm Taking a Trip to Margaritaville (The OC 3.20)

Mon, 23 Dec 2019 12:43:14 -0700

Summer and Seth get ready for the chill, Ryan and Sadie get ready for the college, Marissa and Volchok(?) get ready for the... it's really been a while since we watched The OC.

I Just Have To Invent Time Travel (Riverdale 4.09)

Mon, 16 Dec 2019 09:00:00 -0700

Cheryl uncovers a guest, Veronica invites a guest, Jughead finds a guest, Betty kicks out an uninvited guest (in her brain).

Teens Make Cool References to Lear (Riverdale 4.08)

Mon, 09 Dec 2019 09:00:00 -0700

The kids get therapy. The kids gets therapy. The kids get therapy. The kids get therapy.

Why Are You Doing This? (Riverdale Bonus)

Mon, 02 Dec 2019 09:00:00 -0700

Kevin and Erin take a look back at the season before and the season as we know it. What does it mean? Is it good?

The Reggie/Monroe Conspiracy (Riverdale 4.07)

Mon, 25 Nov 2019 09:00:00 -0700

Jughead is thankful for mysteries, Cheryl is thankful for sociopaths, Betty is thankful for a new murder, Archie is thankful for meaningful explosions.

Arcade Coins and Free Pizza (Riverdale 4.06)

Mon, 18 Nov 2019 09:00:00 -0700

Betty searches for the truth about her brother, Jughead searches for the truth about his grandfather, Veronica searches for the truth about her father, Cheryl searches for the truth about her aunt and uncle. Did that work?

That's Eugenics! (Riverdale 4.05)

Mon, 11 Nov 2019 09:00:00 -0700

Betty learns about serial killers, Veronica learns about family, Archie learns about the streets, Jughead learns about family...too.

Papa Smurf is a Villain (Riverdale 4.04)

Mon, 04 Nov 2019 09:00:00 -0700

Jughead gets grounded, Betty gets screamed, Archie gets fronted, Toni gets haunted.

The Power Rangers Writing Group (Riverdale 4.03)

Mon, 28 Oct 2019 16:10:15 -0700

Betty negotiates, Archie vigilantes, Veronica emancipates, Jughead educates.

Features the song "Sloshed" by Dee Yan-Key from the Free Music Archive.

I Am His Dad (Riverdale 4.02)

Mon, 21 Oct 2019 09:00:00 -0700

Archie gets his friend education, Betty gets her brother's clues, Cheryl gets a new foe, Jughead gets an offer he can't refuse

Desperately Remembering the Past (Riverdale 4.01)

Mon, 14 Oct 2019 11:13:40 -0700

Riverdale returns, Kevin can't remember anything that happened, Erin thinks about breakups, the podcast goes insane.

Fire A Boy (The OC 3.19)

Mon, 07 Oct 2019 13:21:19 -0700

Matt looks for other prospects, Marissa looks to another life, Summer looks to Marissa, Sadie looks to the future.

The Real Slim Sadie (The OC 3.18)

Mon, 30 Sep 2019 12:05:32 -0700

A ghost returns, a sex-life smolders, a stalker stalks.

Flip My Aunt's House (The OC 3.17)

Mon, 23 Sep 2019 10:31:28 -0700

Ryan grows a year... and look, that's really all that happens. But hey, at least we're funny.

I'm Gonna Sleep With Your Girlfriend (The OC 3.16)

Mon, 16 Sep 2019 09:00:00 -0700

Ryan works hard, Julie tries hard, Sandy plays hard, Marissa hangs out with Volchok. No playing there.

Very Close Cousins (The OC 3.15)

Mon, 09 Sep 2019 10:50:53 -0700

Ryan feels sad, Marissa feels sad, Seth feels sad, Julie gets a boyfriend... that's something at least.

Summertime Emo (The OC 3.14)

Mon, 02 Sep 2019 09:00:00 -0700

Marissa must chose between boys, Seth needs to open up to Summer, Sandy needs to decide if morals and business can mix, Julie needs to... wait, haven't we done this all before?

Captain Johnny, Pirate of the Surf 'n' Seas (The OC 3.13)

Mon, 26 Aug 2019 20:27:05 -0700

Katelyn stirs some pots, Seth thinks about pot, Sandy honey pots, and also pirate jokes.

No Innuendo (The OC 3.12)

Mon, 19 Aug 2019 14:40:33 -0700

Julie learns, Kirsten turns, Ryan earns, Katelyn returns! That was a good one, right?

She Suuuuuucks (The OC 3.11)

Mon, 12 Aug 2019 09:00:00 -0700

Summer starts a mission, Ryan starts a trial, Julie starts on her best foot, Taylor starts stepping out on her own.

The Biggest Normal (The OC 3.10)

Mon, 05 Aug 2019 15:02:47 -0700

Johnny needs surgery, Julie needs courage, Summer needs the holidays, Ryan needs a bar mitzvah...apparently?

Marissa: Helicopter Mom (The OC 3.09)

Mon, 29 Jul 2019 12:05:27 -0700

Marissa cares for Johnny, Summer cares for her future, Ryan cares for Matt, Julie cares for Julie.

The Facts About Gus (The OC 3.08)

Mon, 22 Jul 2019 14:15:46 -0700

Julie goes down in the world, Seth goes out into the world, Summer considers the future, Marissa runs from the past.

Sinister but Sad (The OC 3.07)

Mon, 15 Jul 2019 12:17:45 -0700

Ryan is feeling angry, Julie is feeling guilty, Taylor is feeling the love, Erin and Kevin are feeling punchy.

These Sweet Dumb Kids Don't Realize They're in Love (The OC 3.06)

Mon, 08 Jul 2019 11:31:43 -0700

Julie learns more about Charlotte, Marissa learns more about Johnny, Seth learns more about Taylor, Sandy learns more about the Newport Group.

Marissa Doesn't Like it (The OC 3.05)

Mon, 01 Jul 2019 09:12:51 -0700

Julie takes some charity, Summer takes a stand, Ryan takes to the sea!

Formal Shorts (The OC 3.04)

Mon, 24 Jun 2019 09:00:00 -0700

Marissa goes to a new school, Kirsten takes a new path, Julie gets used to a new life.

Sex Eyes (The OC 3.03)

Mon, 17 Jun 2019 07:53:15 -0700

A will gets read, a student and a teacher have an affair, a man gets beaten up in the ocean. Same old, same old.

I Love You; I'm Trash (The OC 3.02)

Mon, 10 Jun 2019 13:30:30 -0700

Summer gets planning, Marissa gets kicked out, Kirsten gets Trasked.

Can't Catch a Gunshot (The OC 3.01)

Mon, 03 Jun 2019 09:49:08 -0700

California! Come to us! Trey is alive. Julie is a jerk. Jimmy is still here.

Dawning Horror (Riverdale Season 3 Wrap-up)

Mon, 27 May 2019 07:26:53 -0700

Erin and Kevin take a look back over a season of role-playing games and cults and pick apart everything that doesn't make sense.

Apocalypto (Riverdale 3.22)

Mon, 20 May 2019 08:23:21 -0700

It's all come down to this. Betty, Jughead, Veronica, and Archie play a game. Cheryl plays Betty. Third thing.

It's In Your Genes, Betty! (Riverdale 3.21)

Mon, 13 May 2019 15:01:55 -0700

Betty gets tested, Archie gets involved, Jughead gets kid-friendly, Hiram gets so hard.

Take Off Your Shirt! (Riverdale 3.20)

Mon, 06 May 2019 09:00:00 -0700

Betty goes tattoo hunting, Archie goes college hunting, Cheryl goes crown hunting, Jughead goes Gargoyle hunting.

Never Never Been Kissed (Riverdale 3.19)

Mon, 29 Apr 2019 14:24:45 -0700

Archie thinks he's bad again, Betty battles the cult again, Jughead deals with Kurtz again, Veronica helps Archie again.

Alice is (Still) a Terrible Mom (Riverdale 3.18)

Mon, 22 Apr 2019 12:31:08 -0700

Archie starts a fight, Betty starts a plot, Jughead starts a war, Veronica starts ruining EVERYTHING!

9oz of Vodka (The OC 2.24)

Mon, 15 Apr 2019 11:04:13 -0700

Mmm, whatcha say? The season finale of The OC? Kirsten needs help, Jimmy needs Julie, Ryan needs answers, Jess is still in the show.

Sleeping Pill-gerita (The OC 2.23)

Mon, 08 Apr 2019 09:41:25 -0700

Caleb gets divorcing, Kirsten gets recovering, Seth get proming, Ryan gets finding out what the hell is going on...ing.

The Windbreaker Brigade (Riverdale 3.17)

Mon, 01 Apr 2019 10:00:00 -0700

Archie gets involved, Betty gets inside, Veronica gets it together, Jughead gets angry.

I Shouldn't Have Done This (Riverdale 3.16)

Mon, 25 Mar 2019 10:00:00 -0700

It's musical! It's a musical! Riverdale is doing a musical! Does it make sense? We don't know! But Riverdale's doing a musical!

Free Swim Casino Night (Riverdale 3.15)

Mon, 18 Mar 2019 10:00:00 -0700

Jughead moves up, Betty moves out, Archie moves through, Veronica moves in general.

"Secret" Speakeasy for Adults (Riverdale 3.14)

Mon, 11 Mar 2019 13:57:52 -0700

Veronica needs money, Jughead needs respect, Betty needs a home, Archie needs adults. Desperately.

What Happened to the Adults? (Riverdale 3.13)

Mon, 04 Mar 2019 10:00:00 -0700

Veronica get blackmailed, Archie gets black eyes, Betty gets black listed.

Jess of Jess's Past (The OC 2.22)

Mon, 25 Feb 2019 10:00:00 -0700

Seth and Zack have a showdown, Summer and Reid have a showdown, Julie and Caleb have a showdown, Trey just kinda keeps showing up.

Buff Bible Study Buddies (The OC 2.21)

Mon, 18 Feb 2019 16:26:18 -0700

Welcome to Miami. Welcome to Miami. WelcometoMiami. welcometomiami welcometomiami

Sex in the Sex Bunker (Riverdale 3.12)

Mon, 11 Feb 2019 14:07:35 -0700

Moose gets sexy, Cheryl gets blackmail-y, the Adults get LARPy.

I Want A Bigger Brothel! (Riverdale 3.11)

Mon, 04 Feb 2019 12:40:15 -0700

Jughead does noir, Betty does shades of grey, Archie does hard, Veronica does crime.

Hannibal Lecter Daddy (Riverdale 3.10)

Mon, 28 Jan 2019 10:26:04 -0700

Archie gets schooled, Jughead gets ruled, Betty gets fooled, Veronica gets...drooled? Look this is hard.

Meanwhile in Canada (Riverdale 3.09)

Mon, 21 Jan 2019 10:00:00 -0700

Veronica meets her opponent, Betty meets her match, Jughead meets leadership, Archie meets a bear.

MOA Yearbook

Mon, 14 Jan 2019 18:00:00 -0700

Wow. A hundred episodes. Now is a good time to look back on where we came from, where we can go, and all those things between.

One More Drug, Please (The OC 2.20)

Mon, 07 Jan 2019 17:35:00 -0700

Ryan gets crime solving, Seth gets career building, Kirsten gets wine drunk, Julie gets screwed over.

Cool Hot Surfing Doctor (The OC 2.19)

Mon, 31 Dec 2018 17:11:00 -0700

Trey goes on his own, Seth goes weird, Ryan goes alone, Julie goes mad.

Riverdale: Fury Road (Riverdale 3.08)

Mon, 17 Dec 2018 19:46:00 -0700

Hiram’s plan comes to its inevitable conclusion, and it is…inevitable…

Kids Doing Heroin (Riverdale 3.07)

Mon, 10 Dec 2018 17:10:00 -0700

Archie and Jughead go to the farm, Veronica goes to the casino, Betty goes to the limit.

Protecting a Murderer (Riverdale 3.06)

Mon, 03 Dec 2018 17:00:00 -0700

Betty searches for meaning, Jughead searches for truth, Archie searches for boys.

Teen&D (Dungeons and Dragons)

Mon, 26 Nov 2018 15:23:00 -0700

In this special episode Kevin and Erin are joined by their friends/family, Darci and Bryan to play some D&D. Meet high schoolers Chip Skyfield, Daxton Daxwell, and Payton Waldorf as they take a summer internship to pay for their roadtrip, only to be waylaid by goblins from the rival high school!

Warden Norton Hears A Who (Riverdale 3.05)

Mon, 19 Nov 2018 23:11:00 -0700

While Archie wants out of maximum security juvie, Jughead wants into maximum level GnG. Are they the same thing? Ask Jughead.

Doing Drugs and LARPing (Riverdale 3.04)

Mon, 12 Nov 2018 17:00:00 -0700

Betty hears a story. A story about her mother. Specifically how her mother once lived the hit 1985 film breakfast club.

Miss Who (Sabrina 1.01)

Mon, 05 Nov 2018 21:32:00 -0700

With Riverdale taking a break, Kevin and Erin take a trip down the road to Greendale for the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina.

Boy Fight Club (Riverdale 3.03)

Tue, 30 Oct 2018 22:22:00 -0700

Archie boyfights HIS WAY, Veronica opens a speakeasy HER WAY, Jughead plays G&G HIS WAY.

We're All Animals In Here (Riverdale 3.02)

Tue, 23 Oct 2018 04:34:00 -0700

Betty and Jughead find lost boys, Archie meets prison boys, Kevin can’t get his boy.

It's Back (Riverdale 3.01)

Mon, 15 Oct 2018 16:00:00 -0700

Archie is in trouble, Jughead is in peril, Betty is insane(?)

Double Secret Charity (The OC 2.18)

Mon, 08 Oct 2018 18:22:00 -0700

Trey tries to get a life, Marissa tries to get a man, Zach tries to get a comic book, Carter tries to get in good with the kids.

Can We Have Another Kid? (The OC 2.17)

Mon, 01 Oct 2018 16:00:00 -0700

Trey has arrived.

Subversive and Irreverent (The OC 2.16)

Mon, 24 Sep 2018 19:34:00 -0700

Seth wants the past, Julie fears the past, Kirsten wants Carter to move past, Alex and Marissa are past.

Porn Parody of a Book (The OC 2.15)

Mon, 17 Sep 2018 16:00:00 -0700

Kevin and Erin are meat drunk. They are drunk on meat. I mean, this podcast is about teen dramas. Also meat.

But Caleb Hates Lesbians (The OC 2.14)

Mon, 10 Sep 2018 19:57:00 -0700

Marissa changes her life, Sandy fixes his life, Lindsay evaluates her life, Seth needs a hero to save us.

The John Waters of Gollums (The OC 2.13)

Mon, 03 Sep 2018 18:56:00 -0700

Everyone tries to do good but ends up destroying everything. Except Marissa, she's on her own show.

The Sad Beach (The OC 2.12)

Mon, 27 Aug 2018 20:24:00 -0700

Julie returns, Ryan tries, Alex commits, Seth spiral, Rebecca leaves...or not?

Punch With Your Words (The OC 2.11)

Mon, 20 Aug 2018 10:00:00 -0700

Seth draws Summer in a sexy way, Ryan has dinner in a sad way, Sandy works on a case in a bad way.

Lessons by Proxy (The OC 2.10)

Tue, 14 Aug 2018 17:52:00 -0700

Seth gets into writing, Ryan gets into trouble, Caleb gets into fatherhood, Marissa gets into Alex.

A Shrine to Ryan (The OC 2.09)

Mon, 06 Aug 2018 20:15:00 -0700

Seth is jealous, Summer is scared, Lindsay is drunk, Marissa is...considering things.

I'll Send You to Julie Cooper (The OC 1.08)

Mon, 30 Jul 2018 19:40:00 -0700

Ryan and Seth get caught, Sandy gets surprised, Summer gets her man, Lindsay gets dumped over and over and over and...

What O.C Nonsense is This? (The OC 2.07)

Mon, 23 Jul 2018 20:47:00 -0700

Seth becomes Ryan, Ryan becomes Seth, Lindsay becomes Ryan's Aunt, Jimmy becomes a child, Marissa becomes inconsolable.

Why Am I A Gardener? (The OC 2.06)

Mon, 16 Jul 2018 17:43:00 -0700

You there boy! What day is it?
Why, it's Chrismukkah Day.
Oh so I haven't missed it...wait what did you say?

Previous Criminal, Current Boat Owner (The OC 2.05)

Mon, 09 Jul 2018 17:13:00 -0700

Uh...the same things that happen in last episode kinda happen again. So...enjoy that.

I Got Pocket Ficus (The OC 2.04)

Mon, 02 Jul 2018 19:18:00 -0700

Ryan finds Seth love while Seth loses his love and Julie tries to keep her love while Depeche Mode wonders what is love?

Four Copies of Moana (The OC 2.03)

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:37:00 -0700

Seth gets a job, Summer gets a love, Ryan gets smart, Julie gets a job (in a worse way)

Green Lantern JPEGS (The OC 2.02)

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 18:48:00 -0700

Ryan thinks about the future, Seth thinks about Summer, Jimmy thinks about the island life, Marissa thinks about breaking up with one of her two boyfriends.

Island Boy Jimmy (The OC 2.01)

Mon, 11 Jun 2018 15:00:00 -0700

The OC is back with a vengeance!

Riverdale Season 2 Recap

Tue, 29 May 2018 00:50:00 -0700

Kevin and Erin take a look back at the season they just...experienced? Also, why didn't anyone tell Kevin that the name is Claudius not Augustus?

Some Sad Kissing (Riverdale 2.22)

Mon, 21 May 2018 16:22:00 -0700

Archie gets a finale, Veronica gets a finale, Betty gets a finale, Jughead gets a finale, Cheryl gets a coat.

There's a Riot Going On (Riverdale 2.21)

Mon, 14 May 2018 18:57:00 -0700

Riot. Riot. Riot. Riot. Riot. Riot. Riot. Riot...the Riverdale gang is in a riot.

An Iconoclast (Riverdale 2.20)

Mon, 07 May 2018 18:17:00 -0700

Betty regrets, Hiram regresses, Veronica recruits, Archie...also regrets.

Wiles and Giles (Riverdale 2.19)

Mon, 30 Apr 2018 19:25:00 -0700

Cheryl is angry, Keller is in trouble, Archie is kidnapped, Midge is dead.

High School Musical (Riverdale 2.18)

Mon, 23 Apr 2018 17:58:00 -0700

Archie does a musical, Betty does a musical, Veronica does a musical, everyone does a musical!

Beautiful But Clumsy (Twilight)

Mon, 16 Apr 2018 17:38:00 -0700

We watched Twilight...

Sexy Catsuit and High Heels (Riverdale 2.17)

Mon, 02 Apr 2018 17:32:00 -0700

Toni goes looking, Archie goes hard, Betty goes heavy, Veronica goes along too.

Reggie for Preggie (Riverdale 2.16)

Mon, 26 Mar 2018 18:43:00 -0700

Veronica gets angry, Betty gets creepy, Archie gets sad, Jughead gets locked up.

Nice Guy, Just Creepy (Riverdale 2.15)

Mon, 19 Mar 2018 19:51:00 -0700

Chic gets super creepy, Archie gets political, Jughead gets his man.

Hiram Bought a Town (Riverdale 2.14)

Mon, 12 Mar 2018 20:57:00 -0700

Archie, Veronica, Betty, and Jughead go to a cabin in the woods while everyone else is in various stages of loneliness.

Riverdale Pilot Redux (Riverdale 1.01)

Mon, 19 Feb 2018 19:26:00 -0700

Kevin and Erin take a trip back to watch the pilot of Riverdale again. It's...different.

He Did Crime!? (Riverdale 2.13)

Mon, 12 Feb 2018 19:31:00 -0700

Betty loses her mind, Veronica changes her mind, Archie makes up his mind, Cheryl is still out of her mind.

The FBI Would Like That (Riverdale 2.12)

Mon, 05 Feb 2018 16:00:00 -0700

Archie becomes a made man, Veronica becomes a woman, Betty becomes dark, Jughead becomes stupid.

Click (Riverdale 2.11)

Mon, 29 Jan 2018 19:44:00 -0700

Jughead gets in touch with Serpents past, Archie gets in touch with Hiram, Betty gets in touch with her grey side.

Teaming Up With A Sixteen-Year-Old (Riverdale 2.10)

Mon, 22 Jan 2018 16:00:00 -0700

The Southside gets north, Archie gets federal, Betty gets familial.

Best Friend/Brother/Dad (The OC 1.27)

Thu, 18 Jan 2018 18:48:00 -0700

The season finale of The OC includes such stellar moments like Theresa changing her mind, Ryan having emotions, Marissa thinking about herself.

A Faerie Cursed Me (The OC 1.26)

Mon, 15 Jan 2018 16:00:00 -0700

Everything gets...complicated. In Vegas? Yes.

Too Many Dads (The OC 1.25)

Tue, 09 Jan 2018 06:28:00 -0700

Seth meets Summer's dad, Theresa deals with a character change, Ryan wants to go OC.

You Owe Me A Goodbye (The OC 1.24)

Mon, 01 Jan 2018 20:15:00 -0700

Luke wants to apologize, Seth wants to be manly, Summer wants to be nice, Ryan and Marissa...have a situation.

Fight Me, Mom (The OC 1.23)

Mon, 25 Dec 2017 16:00:00 -0700

California. California! Here we coooooooome! Marissa runs away, Ryan goes on the hunt, Nana comes to visit.

It's Christmas!? (Riverdale 2.09)

Tue, 19 Dec 2017 06:24:00 -0700

Jughead gets hard, Betty gets her man, Veronica gets...something...

What is a Plumbum? (Riverdale 2.08)

Mon, 11 Dec 2017 19:12:00 -0700

FP gets a job. Alice gets sneked. Everyone gets dumped.

It's Tony Todd! (Riverdale 2.07)

Mon, 04 Dec 2017 21:14:00 -0700

Three chilling tales from the darkside of Riverdale. Tony Todd is a dick. Josie is a main character. Betty goes crazy.

Riverdale Family Fun Hour

Mon, 27 Nov 2017 20:07:00 -0700

Riverdale takes a break, so join Kevin and Erin in an hour of fun and games and shipping and Archie trivia.

Riverdale Drift (Riverdale 2.06)

Mon, 20 Nov 2017 18:41:00 -0700

Betty fights back, Jughead fights everyone, Cheryl fights for her rights, Veronica fights for herself.

I'm a Terrible Nero (Riverdale 2.05)

Mon, 13 Nov 2017 20:22:00 -0700

The Serpents get explosive, Archie get paranoid, Veronica regresses, Jughead progresses. All the while, Betty plays Clarice.

You Brought A Knife To A Robot Fight (Riverdale 2.04)

Mon, 06 Nov 2017 18:12:00 -0700

Kevin is sick, but that won't stop them from talking about an episode where Betty learns a shocking secret, the town goes West Side Story, and Archie gets some backlash.

Eating Some Heroin (Riverdale 2.03)

Mon, 30 Oct 2017 19:57:00 -0700

There's a serial killer in Riverdale! Well...there's a bad serial killer. Who can't kill people. Ah, well.

I'm Fifteen (Riverdale 2.02)

Mon, 23 Oct 2017 15:00:00 -0700

Pop Tates gets some hate. Jughead gets some help. Archie gets some drugs.

Your Robo-Body's Meant For Love (Riverdale 2.01)

Mon, 16 Oct 2017 18:34:00 -0700

Riverdale! Is! Back! And nothing has changed. Archie is robo-freaking out. Veronica is in it for Veronica. Jughead is still a ghost, but now he has a gang!

One Angst Free Week (The OC 1.22)

Tue, 10 Oct 2017 05:01:00 -0700

Ryan is done with the OC. Feelings are changing bizarrely, drama is tossed around like confetti, Colin Hanks and Paris Hilton visit. It's weird.

Don't Get Possessed By A Ghost (The OC 1.21)

Mon, 02 Oct 2017 15:00:00 -0700

Ryan blacks out, Summer wakes up, Marissa does stuff, Eddie punches, and Anna moves on.

Erin's Most Hated Episode (The OC 1.20)

Mon, 25 Sep 2017 20:05:00 -0700

Footballs being thrown, drives being taken, ghosts, parents, criminals, ex-girlfriends. It's quite an episode.

Has Summer Ever Kissed Anyone? (The OC 1.18)

Tue, 19 Sep 2017 00:05:00 -0700

Welcome to a stale exhale of an episode. Stuff happens, maybe? Summer and Seth do a thing. Ryan and Marissa don't do a thing.

Luke, Everyone's Best Friend (The OC 1.18)

Mon, 11 Sep 2017 15:00:00 -0700

Ryan finally reaches out for help from someone who is competent. Kirsten deals with nonsense. Seth and Anna realize Anna isn't in the main credits.

Get Me Photos Of The OC! (The OC 1.17)

Mon, 04 Sep 2017 15:00:00 -0700

Ryan unleashes the true OC and adults make questionable choices.

Bolivar Does Stuff (The OC 1.16)

Mon, 28 Aug 2017 19:54:00 -0700

Bolivar does stuff.

Luke is Friends with Everyone (The OC 1.15)

Mon, 21 Aug 2017 16:55:00 -0700

Bolivar Trask uses his bizarre and unexplained influence to get into the group of friends. Hayley hangs around and is terrible. Luke is back and better than ever!

Fricken Bolivar Trask (The OC 1.14)

Mon, 14 Aug 2017 19:47:00 -0700

It's the end of 2003, and if you know anything about dramatic television, then you know New Year's Eve is the MOST IMPORTANT TIME OF THE YEAR. That means it's an episode with three parties!

I Never Drink From The Bottle (The OC 1.13)

Mon, 07 Aug 2017 22:18:00 -0700

It's Christmaskkuh! A holiday for all (Two) walks of life. But drama awaits as Julie tries to be everyone's friend, Marissa hits rock bottom, and Seth just tries his best.

Carsten Sells Cars (The OC 1.12)

Mon, 31 Jul 2017 22:42:00 -0700

Love is tested. Friendships are made. Friendships are changed? Look, stuff happens and it's a lot of feelings. This is a feelings heavy episode.

The Most Stolen (The OC 1.11)

Tue, 25 Jul 2017 01:34:00 -0700

Ryan gets a blast from the past and the Cohen's prepare for a Thanksgiving straight out of a sitcom. Or you could listen to Kevin and Erin try to figure out who celebrities are for five minutes. Or you could do that.

Copulation Night (The OC 1.10)

Mon, 17 Jul 2017 18:04:00 -0700

It's mothers and fathers and nights full of body touching. Ryan and Marissa are finally dating, Seth has girls falling all over him, Kirsten doesn't understand how jobs work.

The Luke-Ryan Body Swap (The OC 1.09)

Mon, 10 Jul 2017 21:03:00 -0700

Okay, NOW it's the first day of school and things start off poorly when Luke and Ryan swap bodies and Seth gets fairy godmothered by Anna. Also, it's hot.

Vague Sadness (The OC 1.08)

Tue, 04 Jul 2017 17:01:00 -0700

Surprise, surprise. A main character didn't die seven episodes into a new series. So now that Coop is alive, Evil Eyes Julie needs to start blaming everyone but herself.

Your Father is the Worst (The OC 1.07)

Mon, 26 Jun 2017 21:14:00 -0700

With time finally correcting itself, the teen head off to Tijuana for some sitcom high-jinx while the adults deal with emotions and painting a rental.

Downing the T3s like Candy (The OC 1.06)

Mon, 19 Jun 2017 19:49:00 -0700

Kirsten's dad is in town for his birthday and brings his hot young girlfriend who channels an old foe from Riverdale. Meanwhile Luke wants to be friends with everyone.

Holly Needs An Intervention (The OC 1.05)

Mon, 12 Jun 2017 20:05:00 -0700

Kids rougher than Ryan make their way to Newport, how will The OC keep his heterosexual life mate, Seth, safe? Meanwhile Sandy lawful goods a friendship with Jimmy.

Sex Eyes (The OC 1.04)

Mon, 05 Jun 2017 18:47:00 -0700

It's cotillion time in Newport! What does that mean? We aren't really sure, but what we are sure is that a fight is a-brewin'. What will happen, who will punch?

Double Bellini (The OC 1.03)

Mon, 29 May 2017 20:45:00 -0700

Now that Ryan's in jail, what is Sandy Eyebrows to do? Evil Eye begins meddling and Trash Mom returns. Will Ryan leave with his mom? Well, it's the third episode of the first season so...no?

Has No Cool (The OC 1.02)

Tue, 23 May 2017 06:04:00 -0700

What is Ryan to do when Kirsten still refuses to let him live with the Cohen's, despite the repeated gaslighting? Why, live in a model home of course! Thanks, Seth!

Punching the Ice (Riverdale 1.13)

Mon, 15 May 2017 17:46:00 -0700

Finale time! Season one of Riverdale is coming to an end and it's time for us to learn the answers to all the questions we've been asking. Wait, those were in the last episode? But there will be some answers. Answers for other questions.

There Will Be Cursing (Riverdale 1.12)

Mon, 08 May 2017 18:34:00 -0700

It's the second to last episode of the first season! Secrets will be revealed poorly! Storylines will progress kinda! Drama is abound! What's going to happen in the final episode? We literally do not know.

Wig Wearing Monster (Riverdale 1.11)

Tue, 02 May 2017 02:03:00 -0700

We are back to Riverdale once again. Veronica and Archie get involved in the main plot, Jughead is adorable, and winter has come(?). What does all this mean? Two more episodes to go!

Sandy Eyebrows (The O.C. 1.01)

Tue, 25 Apr 2017 12:00:00 -0700

With the end of Riverdale season one coming up like a freight train, Kevin and Erin take a dip into their off-season. It's the O.C. People are punched, teens are drunk, and injustice is fought. After Ryan lucks out with Sandy Cohen, Public Defender, he is adopted into a much better house. But will it last? For at least four seasons it will.

Birthday PTSD (Riverdale 1.10)

Tue, 18 Apr 2017 22:42:00 -0700

It's Jughead's birthday! Feelings run rampant and information is passed around like the alcohol these teenagers are drinking.

Hi, I'm Archie. I'm a Double Agent (Riverdale 1.09)

Mon, 10 Apr 2017 16:00:00 -0700

Archie is tempted away by a cabal of vampires who are unaware that robots can't be turned to their dark ways. Meanwhile, Veronica learns feelings and Betty lets other people do that work.

You Know They Punch Each Other? (Riverdale 1.08)

Mon, 03 Apr 2017 16:00:00 -0700

Riverdale returns with...fire? In an episode with baby showers and beating up teenagers, Kevin and Erin have their LONGEST EPISODE YET. How are these supernatural monsters ever going to get along? Is our fiction and the show fiction mixing in our minds? We'll never tell.

MOA Bonus: Riverdale Timeline

Mon, 27 Mar 2017 18:04:00 -0700

While talking over Riverdale with the special guest, Bryan Weir, it was revealed that Bryan made a timeline. So Kevin and Bryan try to figure out when and how everything happened in Riverdale. Join them.

Three Day Tour (Veronica Mars 2.16)

Mon, 27 Mar 2017 17:54:00 -0700

With Riverdale still on break, Erin and Kevin take a trip to Neptune for some Veronica Mars. Veronica herself is taking a trip, a trip that lasts just long enough to solve her next case. Well, kind of solve it.

She's a Teacher or Nerd (Beverly Hills, 90210 1.01)

Mon, 20 Mar 2017 21:08:00 -0700

Erin and Kevin take a dip back into the OG teen drama, Beverly Hills, 90210, and try to figure out what was cool in the 90's. Also, their brother Bryan joins Kevin for a recap from someone who binged all of Riverdale and has thoughts of his own.

An Odd Amount of Cleavage (Riverdale 1.07)

Mon, 13 Mar 2017 23:10:00 -0700

Everyone looks for Polly, Archie learns how to friend, and Veronica is THE WORST PERSON EVER.

MOA Bonus Episode #1

Thu, 09 Mar 2017 19:08:00 -0700

Kevin and Erin take a break from Riverdale to discuss...Riverdale. And consuming entertainment, Garret Dillahunt, and other pop culture discussions

Smash Cut to Sexual (Riverdale 1.06)

Mon, 06 Mar 2017 19:31:00 -0700

There's a break in the Jason case, Veronica has legal responsibilities, and Robo-Archie is trying to overcome his stage fright. Some of that is intense.

Rap-Battling Vampires (Riverdale 1.05)

Mon, 27 Feb 2017 21:46:00 -0700

Come, come to the funeral at my Gothic horror mansion. Ignore the blood. Ignore the screams. Are we vampires? Why would you ask? Your skin looks very flushed today.

Skeet Ulrich (Riverdale 1.04)

Mon, 20 Feb 2017 21:43:00 -0700

It's an episode of underwhelming reveals and overwhelming emotions as we ignore Jason Blossom completely and instead learn of other things happening in Riverdale.