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    <title>Crap Rock</title>
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    <description>A Hilarious yet harmless comedy, about the story of two men, in the back streets of croyden</description>
    <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 15:50:47 -0500</pubDate>
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        <copyright>Copyright 2012 Apu Patel. All rights reserved.</copyright>
    <category>Comedy</category>
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          <itunes:summary>A Hilarious yet harmless comedy, about the story of two men, in the back streets of croyden, try it, it won't hurt, except when your lauging to much you start to vomit, but careful, don't get it over the screen, or it will take ages to mop up, and then you'll have to get up, go to the kitchen and get a cloth, unless your computer is in the kitchen, and if that's the case, this probably isn't for you.</itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Mr Patel &amp; Mr Apu</itunes:author>
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        <title>Episode X - The End</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode X - The End</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://patelandapu.podbean.com/e/episode-x-the-end/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 15:50:47 -0500</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[The end is here, and unfortunatly, for this series thats all there is, but then again, if you are reading this, you probobly havn't listened yet, so your about to find out that...............]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[The end is here, and unfortunatly, for this series thats all there is, but then again, if you are reading this, you probobly havn't listened yet, so your about to find out that...............]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[The end is here, and unfortunatly, for this series thats all there is, but then again, if you are reading this, you probobly havn't listened yet, so your about to find out that...............]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Mr Patel &amp; Mr Apu</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>211</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Episode VIIII- The Time Capsule</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode VIIII- The Time Capsule</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://patelandapu.podbean.com/e/episode-viiii-the-time-capsule/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 15:48:06 -0500</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[Famed by H.G Wells himself, this captivating episode features a real, live, time capsule. What will they think of next??????]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[Famed by H.G Wells himself, this captivating episode features a real, live, time capsule. What will they think of next??????]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Famed by H.G Wells himself, this captivating episode features a real, live, time capsule. What will they think of next??????]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Mr Patel &amp; Mr Apu</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>113</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Episode VIII- In Da Hood My Breadbin</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode VIII- In Da Hood My Breadbin</itunes:title>
        <link>https://patelandapu.podbean.com/e/episode-viii-in-da-hood-my-breadbin/</link>
                    <comments>https://patelandapu.podbean.com/e/episode-viii-in-da-hood-my-breadbin/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 15:45:55 -0500</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[In this thrilling episode; Apu & Patel hit the streets, only to see what lies in the darkness...............]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[In this thrilling episode; Apu & Patel hit the streets, only to see what lies in the darkness...............]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this thrilling episode; Apu & Patel hit the streets, only to see what lies in the darkness...............]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Mr Patel &amp; Mr Apu</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>91</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Episode VII-In The Bank</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode VII-In The Bank</itunes:title>
        <link>https://patelandapu.podbean.com/e/episode-vii-in-the-bank/</link>
                    <comments>https://patelandapu.podbean.com/e/episode-vii-in-the-bank/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 15:43:59 -0500</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[Critically acclaimed, and complemented, one of the most hilarious episodes is here, and gone.

Yes thats it.]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[Critically acclaimed, and complemented, one of the most hilarious episodes is here, and gone.

Yes thats it.]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Critically acclaimed, and complemented, one of the most hilarious episodes is here, and gone.

Yes thats it.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Mr Patel &amp; Mr Apu</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>140</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Episode VI - Another Day in the life of Patel</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode VI - Another Day in the life of Patel</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://patelandapu.podbean.com/e/episode-vi-another-day-in-the-life-of-patel/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 15:39:07 -0500</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[Gosh, this is getting tiresome, if you are finding it the same, take a nap, and continue listening after, giive your laughing muscles time to rest, or else, wildly swing at yourself with a knife, who knows? you might stab yourself and find it so painful, you are not tired from laughing anymore!]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[Gosh, this is getting tiresome, if you are finding it the same, take a nap, and continue listening after, giive your laughing muscles time to rest, or else, wildly swing at yourself with a knife, who knows? you might stab yourself and find it so painful, you are not tired from laughing anymore!]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Gosh, this is getting tiresome, if you are finding it the same, take a nap, and continue listening after, giive your laughing muscles time to rest, or else, wildly swing at yourself with a knife, who knows? you might stab yourself and find it so painful, you are not tired from laughing anymore!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Mr Patel &amp; Mr Apu</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>133</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Episode V - Dinner</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode V - Dinner</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://patelandapu.podbean.com/e/episode-v-dinner/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 15:35:34 -0500</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[Yes, it's that time again, dinner time, so, when you're done with that, come back and download the next episode of crap rock, but careful, or you might find your dinner all over the PC screen from laughter. Yum, send any vomit in a SAE to: Freepost, craprock, BBC, po box 1989, or call 0181 811 8181]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[Yes, it's that time again, dinner time, so, when you're done with that, come back and download the next episode of crap rock, but careful, or you might find your dinner all over the PC screen from laughter. Yum, send any vomit in a SAE to: Freepost, craprock, BBC, po box 1989, or call 0181 811 8181]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yes, it's that time again, dinner time, so, when you're done with that, come back and download the next episode of crap rock, but careful, or you might find your dinner all over the PC screen from laughter. Yum, send any vomit in a SAE to: Freepost, craprock, BBC, po box 1989, or call 0181 811 8181]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Mr Patel &amp; Mr Apu</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>127</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Episode IV - A Day In The Life Of Patel</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode IV - A Day In The Life Of Patel</itunes:title>
        <link>https://patelandapu.podbean.com/e/episode-iv-a-day-in-the-life-of-patel/</link>
                    <comments>https://patelandapu.podbean.com/e/episode-iv-a-day-in-the-life-of-patel/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 15:31:41 -0500</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[I read the news today oh boy, but this looked more amusing so I slamm dunked the newspaper in the nearest bowl of milk I could find, and listen to the new episode of CRAP ROCK!!!]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[I read the news today oh boy, but this looked more amusing so I slamm dunked the newspaper in the nearest bowl of milk I could find, and listen to the new episode of CRAP ROCK!!!]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[I read the news today oh boy, but this looked more amusing so I slamm dunked the newspaper in the nearest bowl of milk I could find, and listen to the new episode of CRAP ROCK!!!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Mr Patel &amp; Mr Apu</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>101</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Episode III - Training</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode III - Training</itunes:title>
        <link>https://patelandapu.podbean.com/e/episode-iii-training/</link>
                    <comments>https://patelandapu.podbean.com/e/episode-iii-training/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 15:29:03 -0500</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[Once more the genius is here]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[Once more the genius is here]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Once more the genius is here]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Mr Patel &amp; Mr Apu</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>84</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Episode II - Boom Boom Cha</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode II - Boom Boom Cha</itunes:title>
        <link>https://patelandapu.podbean.com/e/episode-ii-boom-boom-cha/</link>
                    <comments>https://patelandapu.podbean.com/e/episode-ii-boom-boom-cha/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 15:27:39 -0500</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[This is the second in this incredible series, with the famed, yet to be realeased song of: BOOM BOOM CHA]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[This is the second in this incredible series, with the famed, yet to be realeased song of: BOOM BOOM CHA]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This is the second in this incredible series, with the famed, yet to be realeased song of: BOOM BOOM CHA]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Mr Patel &amp; Mr Apu</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>197</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Welcome to Croydon</title>
        <itunes:title>Welcome to Croydon</itunes:title>
        <link>https://patelandapu.podbean.com/e/welcome-to-croydon/</link>
                    <comments>https://patelandapu.podbean.com/e/welcome-to-croydon/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:41:50 -0500</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[Yes, It's been 3 years in the making and it's finally here, Crap Rock season one, have fun listening]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[Yes, It's been 3 years in the making and it's finally here, Crap Rock season one, have fun listening]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary>A Hilarious yet harmless comedy, about the story of two men, in the back streets of croyden, try it, it won't hurt, except when your lauging to much you start to vomit, but careful, don't get it over the screen, or it will take ages to mop up, and then you'll have to get up, go to the kitchen and get a cloth, unless your computer is in the kitchen, and if that's the case, this probably isn't for you.</itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Mr Patel &amp; Mr Apu</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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