We break down the AI-generated psychology behind this dating phenomenon and evaluate if chivalry is truly dead—or just exhausted. From over-the-top dates to spectacular profile failures, we expose the vulnerable (and hilarious) reality of putting yourself back out there. Our favorite takeaway? The moment things went hilariously sideways when one of us actually bought a "picnic basket backpack" just to prove he could take the initiative.

Whether you are happily coupled, aggressively single, or somewhere in the chaotic middle, this episode is packed with unfiltered laughs and brutally honest relationship insights. Click 'Play' now and join the conversation!

"Ground chicken. The shit you can do with ground chicken... I made mozzarella sticks with ground chicken. I made pizza."

If you have ever wanted to know how to transform humble ground poultry into low-carb mozzarella sticks, or if you just want to find out how the hosts are tackling their newly generated World Cup parlay simulations, this episode has you covered. From life-altering tire blowouts to backyard fence diplomacy with former NBA players, it's a wildly entertaining ride from start to finish. Click Play now to get your weekly dose of sports, laughs, and revolutionary chicken recipes!

From questionable bathroom multitasking to serene paddleboarding adventures in beautiful Lake Tahoe, this episode covers it all. Grab a sandwich, skip the spandex, and hit play for your weekly dose of unfiltered bro-science, vacation recaps, and laugh-out-loud banter!

The real magic happens when they review a friend's request to have an AI dating agent named "Abby" write a script to increase intimacy in his marriage. Trust us, you haven't lived until you've heard Big E dramatically read a robotically sensitive script that includes lines like, "I miss the physical closeness... how I feel recharged... and how I feel like we are a team against the world." It's a masterclass in romance—if your romantic ideal is a slightly glitchy chatbot.

Whether you're looking for solid advice on the "2-2-2" relationship rule, wondering why swimming makes Big E look like he's actively drowning, or just want to hear two friends aggressively overshare their midlife crises, this episode has it all. Hit play and join the chaos!

The moment things truly went off the rails was Ernie's bizarre confession about his seasonal eating habits: "I only eat tuna when the sun come out. Like, I can't... can you eat tuna in the winter?" Because apparently, a December tuna sandwich is a one-way ticket to an existential crisis. Throw in a self-diagnosed torn rotator cuff from a YouTube workout gone wrong and some shameless flirting with car parts employees, and you’ve got an episode packed with peak millennial conditioning.

Will the guys ever get their lost subscribers back? Will Ernie eat fish in a blizzard? Hit play right now to find out, and don't forget to like, subscribe, and parlay your way into the weekend!

The wheels really come off when the debate shifts to personal aesthetics. Between Scott’s mid-life crisis checklist—which currently includes getting "jacked" on creatine and buying a 1976 Corvette—and the co-host’s bold admission, "I’m always trying to find ways to make my penis look bigger, so I gotta stay skinnier," no topic is too awkward to tackle. Whether they're trashing "low-end" cruises or debating the structural integrity of a $400 blow-up hot tub, this episode is a masterclass in two guys talking about things they absolutely do not understand.

If you’ve ever felt the urge to trade your dignity for a six-seater "Venom" golf cart or wondered if your stomach is growing despite eating nothing but despair, this is the support group you didn't know you needed. Click play and join the 148 subscribers who clearly have nowhere else to go.

The real highlight? We dive deep into "The Abby Project," where an AI agent attempts to teach a grown man how to pick up women at a coffee shop. Between robotic scripts about reading Grapes of Wrath and the terrifying suggestion of leaving "no-pressure notes" like a high schooler, it’s a masterclass in what not to do. As Ernie puts it, "He has the confidence of a stalker," and the AI isn't helping.

From the life-saving necessity of "Dude Wipes" to the trauma of being flipped off by teenage girls in Walnut Creek, this episode is a wild ride through the absurdities of adulting. Click play to hear why you should never trust a robot with your love life...

Between Scott’s "genius" hack for dodging clipboard-wielding activists at Safeway (hint: just pretend you're on a fake phone call) and a deep dive into the financial heartbreak of a six-figure deposit that disappears in five days, this episode is a masterclass in beautiful nonsense. We’re also debating the etiquette of answering the phone with a simple "Hello" in 2026. As Ernie puts it: "Motherfer, you know who this is! Why are you introducing yourself like I’m a solicitor?"*

From rating public bathrooms to Scott’s questionable method of "financing his gas" $55.90 at a time, we're serving up the most relatable, ridiculous takes you didn't know you needed. Hit play and join the 16 subscribers on our journey to becoming "established journalists" before we get ourselves canceled for good.

Between debating the ethics of sports journalism and Ernie's dream of getting NFL draft credentials just so he can "stop working," the guys tackle the real issues: the $3,000 cost of a headlight housing and why Pop-Tarts are the ultimate (and most toxic) fuel for a 78-year-old. Whether you're here for the "idiot savant" dating tips or to learn how to bribe an AutoZone employee with burritos, this episode is a wild ride through the mundane and the magnificent.

Stop hovering and hit play—unless you’re too busy "hanging in there" with your case management talk.

Between the "Superstition Dating" rules—where a Warriors loss is a legally binding reason to cancel a second date—and the terrifying discovery of a "nose hair forest" on a mutual friend, the guys are laying it all on the line. They’re on a desperate quest for 200 subscribers before the NFL season kicks off and they transition fully into their "decrepit politician" era. Grab a cold one and join the chaos; it’s better than paying $4,000 for a Ford Focus transmission.

Hit play and subscribe—help us prove the "beta male" commenters wrong.

Whether you’re scaling a business or navigating the intricacies of modern life, we’re dissecting how to win at both.

The highlight of the chaos? Ernie’s DIY roofing strategy: "I was in the crawl space with Flex Seal... I could’ve been a commercial for Flex Seal!". Plus, the guys tease their new project, Pitch Decks & Playdates, and unveil a t-shirt that perfectly captures the parent-hustle aesthetic: "Bacon and Coffee: Nature’s Laxative". It’s a masterclass in survival, Lego-building tutorials, and why you should never trust a Spanish email about your QuickBooks subscription.

Whether you're here for the 49ers trade hot takes or just to feel better about your own flooded side yard, hit play and join the celebration of passing 100 subs. Trust us, you need this vent session as much as Ernie needs a dry attic.

The conversation takes a hard left turn into the "shenanigans" of Hollywood, featuring a heated debate on Bill Gates’ marital habits and the confusingly talented Celine Dion. “I think they’re aliens, to be honest with you,” Scotty admits while discussing the world's tech billionaires, before the duo pivots to the "Golden Years" of TV where comedians could drink, smoke, and roast each other into oblivion.

Whether you're here for the betting strategy or just want to hear two dads navigate the "real chaos" of startups and parenting, this episode is the perfect offseason fuel.

Between debating the merits of a double Filet-O-Fish (yes, it’s a thing, and yes, it’s terrifying) and trying to figure out if intermittent fasting is a legitimate health choice or just a cry for help, we actually find some time to talk football. As the Super Bowl looms, the stakes get high—or at least "hundred-dollar-dinner" high. "I’ve always wanted to have sex on a waterbed... I’m fascinated now," might not be the expert sports analysis you expected, but it’s definitely the analysis you deserve.

Hit play to find out if the Seahawks or the Patriots are taking our money, and stay for the life advice you probably shouldn't follow.

Scotty B and Big E are back for a Championship Week edition that is roughly 10% sports analysis and 90% a cry for help. Between Scotty getting roasted by his seven-year-old for his "puffy eyes" and Big E discovering he’s officially reached "the heaviest he’s ever been" at a 7:00 AM doctor’s appointment, the mid-life crisis is hitting the Winning Parlay studio hard.

"I look good from the front, but don’t put me on the side, man."

Whether they’re debating the structural integrity of a homemade "Crockpot Chili Mac" or reminiscing about the culinary horror of microwaved Kraft-single-tortilla-quesadillas, this episode is a gastrointestinal minefield. Stick around for the UFC betting post-game, a look at some terrifying fake snake pranks, and the definitive reason why you should never trust a 1080p spy camera disguised as a wall charger.

Click play to hear the guys gamble their dignity (and their stomach lining) away.

In this week’s episode, we’re recapping a divisional round that left 49ers fans in tears and our parlays in the gutter. But the real gridiron tragedy? Bish realizing he’s officially "all ass" after a traumatizing encounter with a pair of Large Lulu-Lemon sweatpants that felt more like a Medium-grade tourniquet. Between debating whether Fernando Mendoza is actually just Kirk Cousins 2.0, we’re diving deep into the high-stakes world of seventh-birthday parties.

“I spent 55 bucks on a game card just to look like Father of the Year at the claw machine,” Bish admits, proving that while we can’t always beat the spread, we can occasionally beat a rigged arcade game for a plush penguin. We also tackle the internet hate, explain why every gadget we own is listening to our conversations about balding, and witness a "Micro-Wrestling" lineup that will haunt your algorithm for the next three to five business days.

Whether you're here for the NFL insights or just want to feel better about your own holiday weight gain, hit play and join the chaos. Trust us, it’s better than a Turkish hair transplant.

The high-stakes business talk takes a hard left turn into the absurd when Scotty confesses to a solo, post-divorce scouting mission to Dave & Buster's that left him looking like a "creepy pedophile" among the Skee-Ball machines. Between debating the structural integrity of Applebee’s "OM" cheeseburger and the seven-minute physical struggle of removing wool socks during a romantic encounter after age 50, Scotty and Ernie prove that life is just one big, messy simulation.

As Ernie puts it while reflecting on his 11:00 AM trip to the mall: "Who the f* is going to Dave & Buster’s at 11:00 AM? I was having a coffee while they were shopping, and I was just watching people go into Dave & Buster’s at 11:00 AM."**. Whether you’re here for the NFL locks or the "Pigs in a Blanket" support group, you won’t want to miss this.

Click play to join the chaos—your mid-life crisis depends on it.

The real chaos begins when the crew analyzes the projected #1 NFL draft pick, Fernando Mendoza, and his... enthusiastic post-game interview. Between Mendoza’s high-octane energy and a deep dive into the absolute horror show of New Year’s Eve adult diaper logistics in Times Square, you’ll learn more about public urination than you ever wanted to know. As Ernie puts it while reacting to a viral clip of the "pee pads" used by tourists: "Scott, you made me angry... I didn't need to see that".

Whether you’re here for the $80 sweatpants debate, the $500 gas bills, or the $0 advertising budget that somehow built this empire, this episode has it all. Stick around for the Week 18 Parlay simulations and find out why the guys are betting big on the Eagles despite their broken hearts. Click play, grab your heating pad, and let’s get naked (on a separate hotel bed, obviously).

From the strategic brilliance of "Scotch-garding" your jeans to go sledding to the absolute tragedy of a $28 bowl of chili, we’re covering the essentials. The highlight? Fern’s "Wurmhole of Flavor" review of Breakfast at Tiffany’s (the San Francisco restaurant, not the movie), where the Eggs Benedict is so good it’ll make you forget your family members are currently standing on the roof for attention.

Whether you’re a "divorced dad" hoping for a lottery win or just a "True Niner Fan" looking for a reason to bet the house, this episode is the chaotic energy you need to start the year.

"Some of the most important decisions I make, I jerk off right before... I don't want to make a mistake." Whether we're discussing the tactical advantages of "Post-Nut Clarity" or the specialized stickiness of receiver gloves in a downpour, this episode is a masterclass in slightly-informed sports analysis and highly-unfiltered life advice. We’re 14-and-6 in our quest to pick losers, and honestly, that’s the kind of consistency you just can't find anywhere else.

Grab a Red Bull and find your talking voice—it’s time to see if we’ve still got a shot at that $9,000 loser's bracket prize. Click play and let’s get weird.

The holiday cheer takes a turn for the pungent when the guys decide to test-drive some NFL-grade smelling salts on air. "I was expecting like a face full of ass, not a chemical burn in my nose!" one host gasps as his brain is effectively rebooted in real-time. Whether you’re recovering from a Chinese food coma or hiding from your own family in the garage, this episode is the perfect post-game wrap-up for your December 25th.

Click play to hear the exact moment the Christmas spirit is replaced by the smell of industrial ammonia—it’s a holiday miracle you won't want to miss.

Come for the football picks, stay for the absolute chaos of two guys trying to justify buying frozen pizza over cooking dinner. Featuring a breakdown of a liquor store prank involving a fake snake that nearly sent a man to the afterlife and a heated discussion on whether "Ernie" is a roast-worthy name. Click play before Scotty V spends his imaginary $25,000 winnings on something even stupider than a karaoke machine!

The highlight? Fern takes us on a "wurmhole of flavor" through Nashville, where he discovers that you simply cannot trust a Mexican man without a mustache and that every meal in the South is legally required to be served on two slices of Wonder Bread. “One is for the beans, the other’s for the meat,” according to Big R’s Texas gospel. We also dive into our "Losers Bracket" NFL picks, where we’re so good at being bad that we’re actually winning by losing.

Grab your old-school AM radio and some queso—it’s time to see if "Man vs. Machine" can finally pick a winner. 

Welcome back to the podcast that's mathematically eliminated from winning anything—except maybe the Losers Bracket championship! This week, Scotty B and Big E deep-dive into the struggles of "adulting," questioning why the internet keeps telling them they're failures because they don't own a yacht. Big E shares his highly scientific theory on why no one wants to tackle Derek Henry (hint: it involves potential clavicle breakage), while Scotty B recounts the horror of having his late-night stress-eating habit exposed.

Wait until you hear the full, gut-wrenching details of the Gingerbread House Massacre! The key takeaway? "I will get like a double cheeseburger and a McChicken, and I'll just go park at the very end of a parking lot and just eat by myself. Happily."

Press play now to hear the full story of secret fast food sessions, the world's most drunk commercial shoot, and why the Raiders are the worst franchise in the history of sports! You deserve this.

Meanwhile, the prodigal son Fern returns from exile (the podcast bathroom) with a shocking confession: he may have accidentally committed grand larceny at a Walmart self-checkout. Tune in to hear why "a middle-aged white guy with glasses" is apparently invisible to loss prevention, witness a tearful "loving embrace" apology to Brock Purdy, and find out if picking the Jaguars is ever a good idea—even when you’re trying to lose.

Press play before Fern gets extradited to Nashville.

This week, Big E and Scotty B are back to nurse their bruised egos and their even more bruised 1-4 betting record. We kick things off with a traumatizing deep dive into YMCA locker room etiquette—specifically, Ernie's impassioned plea for old men to stop drying their "crumpled up bag of chips" in the middle of the room. If you’ve ever been scarred by a gym locker room, this therapy session is for you.

Next, we relive the glory days of mid-40s athleticism as the newly dubbed "Torn Achilles Brothers" recount the exact moments their bodies betrayed them on the basketball court and flag football field. Scotty recaps his night as a giant at a Filipino karaoke party (featuring a questionable rendition of "Sexual Healing"), and we debate whether NFL officiating is actually a conspiracy or just incompetence. Finally, we unveil a revolutionary new betting strategy: picking the absolute worst teams possible, because our current method is clearly broken. Come for the "Dicker the Kicker" stats, stay to see if we can actually pick a loser correctly.

Hit play before we tear another tendon!

This week on the podcast, we try to talk football but mostly end up solving the world’s problems (and then immediately causing new ones). We dive deep into dating: Guys, ditch the flowers and go straight for the gift basket—your sister and mother will thank you. But if you’re still too shy, we found the ultimate—and deeply disturbing—solution: Blush AI, the dating simulator for real feelings. Wait... real feelings with robots? 🤖

We also try to stay warm while making our Week 14 picks and take a moment to celebrate the NFL players whose names make us giggle like teenagers. From "Dick Butkus" to the legendary "Ha Ha Clinton-Dix," prepare for a descent into absolute naming genius.

“If you can make a girl laugh, that means she’s comfortable, she’s calm... she just wants a Honda Accord, bish.”

Is this a football podcast or group therapy? Honestly, we're not sure, but it’s a blast either way. Hit play now to hear our machine-vs-man picks and find out why one of us is wearing socks to bed.

We’re back for Week 14, battling a Thanksgiving hangover that includes a 2-3 betting record and Big E fighting for his life against a hotel pillow. This week, Scotty B proves that "Dad Energy" peaks at age 77, recounting the harrowing tale of his father panicking over a lost wallet for 14 hours—only to realize it was in his back pocket the entire time. 

Between roasting Caleb Williams’ manicure and questioning why NFL kickers are suddenly made of glass, we actually manage to lock in some picks for the Eagles, Steelers, and a surprisingly spicy Bears vs. Packers matchup. We also lose our absolute minds reacting to the trailer for Tiptoes (yes, the one with Gary Oldman on his knees).

Press play to find out if our simulations can save us from our own bad decisions, and why Big E might get canceled for his take on punters.

We’re serving up a full Thanksgiving platter for Week 13, featuring the legend of the "Thicker Kicker" (5'11", 243 lbs of pure athlete), a heated debate on why paying $50 to run a Turkey Trot is a scam, and why Hawaiian rolls have no business at the dinner table. Plus, we lock in our picks for the Lions, navigate the Chiefs/Cowboys landmine, and try to figure out if the 49ers are actually good or just messing with us.

🚨 Key Moment: The hosts dig up the iconic photo of Raff's doppelgänger, the "Caballero de la Salsa," leading to a confession about signing a fan's chest.

Finally, Alan takes us on a deep and surprisingly poetic dive into the Wurmhole of Flavor with a Wonton Soup review so heartfelt, it might just replace Fern as the host. Don't miss this one—hit Play before we edit it all out!

Hear the moment Big E completely mistakes a famous quarterback for a random, unathletic fan in the stands, and find out the hilarious, math-backed reason "the old folks were having sex on Valentine's Day." But that's not all! The boys unleash their complaints, including why Chip Kelly should be fired (again) and their pure confusion over "Chess Boxing." Plus, we settle the great debate: Is Arch Manning actually... garbage?

Don't miss our Week 12 Lock, Landmine, and the most miserable game of the week (spoiler: it involves the Browns). Tune in before our hot takes get cold!

This week, the crew tries to redeem their last shred of dignity in the ultimate "Man vs. Machine" showdown, pitting their terrible gut feelings (like picking a team with zero justification) against the parlay.com simulator. It's a 5-team parlay built on pure chaos, brotherly insults, and a desperate hope to finally cash a ticket.

Plus, Fern enters the "Wormhole of Flavor" to review... lentil soup? Hit play to hear the Week 11 picks that are almost guaranteed to go spectacularly wrong.

The losses inspire our official "Complaints" segment, where Ernie demands the NFL adopt soccer's penalty system for pass interference. Scotty, however, tackles the real crisis plaguing the league: "What happened to manners?" We're officially on the hunt for a single player who will just say "thank you" to the water boy.

We wrap with our Week 11 "Locker Landmine" picks to avoid and the bets we (and the 7-and-6 AI simulation) actually like. Hit play before you make a bet your 77-year-old dad would call "crap."

Just when you think it's safe, the guys share their "life pet peeves," which somehow pivots from aging and body hair to one host reminiscing about the old days: "I used to have to buy [Viagra] at the gas station. I still got some!"

What does any of this have to do with the Panthers-Saints game? Absolutely nothing. Hit play for the "Man vs. Machine" picks, stay for the chaos, and get a new "Wurmhole of Flavor" recommendation.

It starts subtly—maybe a couple of gray hairs, maybe a sore knee. But for us, the real rock bottom is the sudden, horrifying realization that you have the "hairiest ears I've ever seen" and you might be turning into your dad... literally, in the shower. This week, we dive deep into the mysteries of why aging means the hair leaves your head only to set up a loud, visible shop on your ears.

Plus, is it just us, or do our shoulders now have the exact same width as our love handles? We're a solid block! Listen in as we unpack the trauma of the side-profile mirror, debate the true "point" of ear hair, and reveal the secret to military-pressing your way out of becoming a Sasquatch. You might need a magnifying mirror for this one!

After a complaint session that somehow derails into the horrors of finding random 3-inch ear hairs, the crew tries to bounce back. They break down their "Lock" and "Landmine" picks for Week 10, including a "dog shit" game they might actually like and a surprising lean on the Panthers.

Will they break the curse, or is it just another donation to the Vegas warlocks? Hit play for the full recap and this week's picks.

We dive into the Week 9 data, dissecting tasty spreads, debating the Colts/Steelers line (seriously, why is it so low?), and Big Worm drops his pick with "He's stamping it, Raph, I love it!" But before we get to the winning tickets, Fern takes us on a bizarre journey into the "Wormhole of Flavor" where he's still coping with his feelings about Shohei Ohtani's god-like status. You won't believe what he ate, or why he's going to the movies... alone.

Hit play to see if we can turn Fern's "Chilean Kiss of Death" into cold, hard cash! And seriously, someone please check on Fern.

On the Docket this Week:

• Complaints Corner: Big E vents about "bad coaching in the NFL," specifically taking aim at predictable play-calling and the egregious fact that "Dillon Gabriel is not an NFL quarterback." 🤯

• A-I's Biggest Hits: Shoutout to the Jets' thrilling one-point victory and a surprise hit on the Ravens (pure luck, apparently, since the Bears "suck").

• "Old Man Strength" Theory: The guys get hilariously sidetracked debating the shocking age of Myles Garrett (29?!), which leads to a humbling realization about how old they feel chasing their kids.

• Locker & Landmine: Despite a sudden, unnerving confidence in their picks ("What do they know? What's going on?"), they reveal their Lock (Lions -8.5 vs. Vikings) and the games they absolutely won't touch (Chiefs at Bills & 49ers/Giants).

Plus, listen for Big E's deep dive into his secret Intellivision playbook and Scotty B's single-man park dating strategy! 😂

• The CC Lamb Saga: Come for the betting tips, stay for the hilarious moment when a certain brother butchers a star player's name (multiple times!)—and then insists on using his new nickname for the rest of the show. We think "CC Lamb" has a nice ring to it.

• Brother vs. Brother: The Friendly Wager: It's Cowboys vs. Broncos, and the stakes are high—a couple's dinner... at a Gentlemen's Club. Listen in as we break down the friendly feud between the Lopez brothers and Scott, revealing who's betting on Dak and who's got the Broncos' special teams.

• Man vs. Machine: We're running Parlaiy's ultra-powerful AI simulator to find the Week 8 winners. Will the machine prove our gut right? Or will it make a compelling, yet terrifying, argument for the Jets to win (yes, you read that right, the Jets)?

• The Wormhole of Flavor: Big R drops some serious San Francisco knowledge on the legendary Beeps Burgers—a drive-in that's been around since 1962 and named after the "beep" of Space Age satellites! It's so good, one of the guys almost breaks his decades-long McDonald's abstinence for it. Also, learn about the "Chilean curse of death." (We don't know what it is either, but it sounds important.)

Don't miss the only podcast where we're going all-in on CC Lamb, McChickens, and the mathematical probability of a Jets victory!

This week, we're dissecting the victories, addressing some truly perplexing Monday Night Football scheduling, and diving into the glorious, heartbreaking, and often dumbfounding decisions of the NFL. Ernie was so locked in he was throwing darts—and hitting bullseyes—with his picks, while Scotty B is ready to file a formal complaint with the Las Vegas Raiders after a performance so poor the opposing team was kneeling at halftime to avoid getting hurt.

• 🏆 High Stakes, Higher Morale: We're back in the money race and talking about what it takes to stay on top.

• 🧠 Lock or Landmine: We clash! Ernie's best bet, the Broncos, is Scotty B's easy fade. We have a friendly wager—and some great counter-handicapping—on the line.

• 🏈 The Blame Game: We're debating if the season will ever "settle down" or if the NFL will continue to be a chaotic, unpredictable fever dream.

• 🥩 From Steaks to Spreads: Find out why we love the Cowboys at 3.5 points, why we're terrified of the Dolphins/Falcons dumpster fire, and why the Bears/Ravens line is a landmine we're trying to save ourselves from.

Join the World Famous Lopez Brothers and Scotty V as they hilariously vent about the NFL's unpredictable nature, from the Broncos' inability to score a single point (despite a dominant defense) to the headache of two Monday Night Football games (though one of them is timed perfectly for dads).

In this episode, you'll hear:

• The emotional toll of NFL betting: One host unleashes his deep-seated bitterness by comparing the league to a treacherous high school girlfriend.

• The "New Coach Bump" and the chaos of a "Halley's Comet Betting Year": The analytics guy explains why this is a kooky year where "nothing makes sense."

• Fern's "Peter Special": A deep dive into the elusive, non-menu item from Little Vietnam Cafe that involves lemongrass, garlic, shrimp, and a mystery ingredient they want you to figure out!

• The segment we've all been waiting for: After a disastrous week, they let Scotty V's six-year-old daughter give her five NFL picks based purely on team colors and logos. Will she outperform the "experts"?

The guys lock in their new picks, including the Colts, the Seahawks, the Eagles, and the Bucs—but even the machine at Parlay.com is giving them a hard time.

Tune in to find out if they can pull off a winning parlaiy.

Join Scotty B (currently a little depressed and maybe needing a carry) and Big Ern (still shell-shocked by the NFL season) as they navigate the chaotic world of sports betting. We're fresh off an O-and-8 run (that's zero wins, eight losses for the mathematically challenged)—a feat we've somehow managed to achieve with both human and computer predictions! This just proves one thing: No one knows what they're talking about, including us.

Listen in as we:

• Complain about the NFL RedZone only having three games on at 1 PM.

• Rant about there being two Monday Night Football games.

• Offer up our "locks" (which are more like "landmines"), including our surprising take on the Falcons being favored against the 49ers.

• Introduce the revolutionary new expert: Scotty B's six-year-old daughter—to see if she can beat our combined record.

Catch the latest episode for the wildest takes, the most questionable picks, and the debut of the new segment, "Wurmhole of Flavor" (which might save our listenership, honestly).

P.S.: Check out Parlay.com to register and get a dollar's worth of analytical runs—because apparently, even AI has a hard time with this season.

But the pain of the past fuels the picks for the future! In our "Lock or Landmine" segment, we're serving up our best bets for Week 6. Will Dak and the Cowboys stay hot? Can a grudge against the Cardinals lead to a guaranteed win?

Tune in for the therapy session, stay for the picks! 🏈💸

But it's not all bad news! Scotty B reveals he's been quietly dominant, going 7 and 1 on his individual picks over the last four weeks. After their collective two and three finish, Big Ern is stepping back to let Scotty B take the reins for most of the Week 5 picks.

Tune in to see all of our picks, and let us know in the comments: #TeamFern or #TeamAI?