One Good Thing

Naughty Christmas Treat 2025

Thu, 25 Dec 2025 13:04:16 +1100

You didn't think the Pauls would skip Christmas, did you? Have a very happy festive break and if you do make space for your two favourite Pauls to be a bit naughty on your Christmas Day, do let us know.

Don't forget, there's loads of content on the patreon! We just finished a run of Christmas episodes with Roll Plus Heart! So join us here: https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod

Episode 400: Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice Ultimate Edition (2016)

Fri, 30 May 2025 11:06:42 +1100

It's the very last episode, folks! We've come full circle back to where it all began, nine and a half years ago. What will the Pauls make of Zak Snyder's definitive film after a near decade of Sandler-infused suffering? They're definitely older, but are they any wiser? Certainly not more disciplined as this prick runs for ninety minutes longer than last time. It's half a Halloween episode! Enjoy!

Remember, the patreon will continue so if you're missing the Pauls, sign up to that 'reon, Padres! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod

Also, Quest Fantastic and Jen and the Film Critic are still running so find us there.

Thank you much for listening, everyone. We are so proud of the 400+ episodes of this show we've made and we cherish every moment of making it. We would have been nothing if not for the OGTeam. We love you all. Take care.

Paul (it doesn't matter which one. It never did)

Episode 399. The Electric State (2025)

Sun, 25 May 2025 12:22:25 +1100

Uh oh! Run file badmovie.exe! No wait, don't actually run that! Whoops, you're operating system is now Jack and Jill. That's a shame because you'll need an actual operating system to listen to this podcast about the new Russo brothers movie, The Electric State. A bad Adam Sandler movie won't do that...next time maybe think before running them .exes, yeah?

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Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here!

Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?

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Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Episode 398. Plan 9 from Outer Space (1957)

Fri, 09 May 2025 10:50:54 +1100

This podcast will be in the future. You will be too. Maybe you two could hang out when you both get to the future together. I won't be there. I'm staying here, in the history hole!

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Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here!

Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?

https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic

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Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Episode 397. Dunston Checks In (1996) feat. Roll Plus (a different) Half

Sat, 26 Apr 2025 10:41:31 +1100

Sara and Helen check in to the hotel Paul to discuss a baffling movie they discovered whilst on holiday. No monkeys. But Jen was there so nobody was happy.

More Sara!

https://www.facebook.com/SaraKeepArt

https://twitter.com/PenguinPanic?s=20&t=Ju0zqYyYI5lTHjkIYQ9Qag

Rollplusheart.com

More Helen:

Fuck you.

More Pauls:

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Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here!

Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?

https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic

link.chtbl.com/questfantastic

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Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Episode 396. Persuasion (2022) feat. Nell Heald

Wed, 16 Apr 2025 11:38:28 +1100

Oh Mr Darcy, please do accept the gift of this podcast. It has been prepared with the greatest care so as to encompass all the qualities and dispositions of the most questionable adaptation of Lady Austen's Persuasion by the cads at Netflix associates. Janelle Heald has made most wonderful contributions and includes this podcast with her kindest compliments. I hope you will be able to join us for supper at the Engadine Maccas where Scott Morison shat his pants after the Cronulla Sharks lost the Super League Grand Final to the Brisbane Broncos. All the best, Sir Paul Salt, esq.

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Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here!

Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?

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Episode 395. Step Up (2006) feat. Jen Blundell

Fri, 04 Apr 2025 12:11:39 +1100

Watch out, shorty! There's a hell of a time coming your way. Shorty! Ah well. Shorty be trippin'. But you be trippin' if you sleep on this hot shit. Check it out, yo.

More JEN!

Roll Plus Heart, here: https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/

Or her twitter, here: https://twitter.com/JenBlundell

More Pauls! Oh my god!

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We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month.

Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here!

Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?

https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic

link.chtbl.com/questfantastic

RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367

Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Episode 394. Tank Girl (1993) feat. Ellen Graham

Wed, 26 Mar 2025 13:32:01 +1100

She's just a girl. The girl you want! That's right, me, Paul Salt. But also Ellen Graham is here and she's brought Tank Girl! And Malcolm McDowell. Let the mayhem begin!

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Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here!

Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?

https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic

link.chtbl.com/questfantastic

RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367

Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Episode 393. Warcraft (2016) feat. Becs Watson

Wed, 12 Mar 2025 12:24:27 +1100

The time if finally here. Sharpen your broadswords, try and pick up your warhammers, because it's finally time to fight for the future of Azeroth! And by the future of Azeroth, I mean the vague understanding of quality of a 2016 movie made by David Bowie's kid on his laptop. Check it out! Then listen to this.

More Becs!

starlinggirl.carrd.co

https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/

More Pauls!

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We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month.

Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here!

Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?

https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic

link.chtbl.com/questfantastic

RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367

Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Episode 392. Star Trek Nemesis (2002) feat. Sean Fleirl

Sat, 01 Mar 2025 02:15:09 +1100

Warp five, everyone! Engage and make it so, or what have you. Ensign Sean Fleirl is bloody on deck and wants to inspect every part of Star Trek Nemesis.

More Sean!

Role to Cast: https://play.acast.com/s/role-to-cast

Twitter: https://twitter.com/SeanMeansJohn

Wrestle Rampage Australia: https://www.facebook.com/wrestlerampage/

More Pauls!

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We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month.

Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here!

Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?

https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic

link.chtbl.com/questfantastic

RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367

Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

OGT Announcement!

Wed, 12 Feb 2025 12:07:10 +1100

An special announcement from the Pauls!

Episode 391. Wolf Man (2025) feat. That Horror Chick

Tue, 11 Feb 2025 13:00:19 +1100

Aroooooo! It's a half moon! You know what that means? A mediocre horror movie! Katy and Paul have just about prepared for a discussion about it, so let's sink our teeves in!

More Horror Chick!

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Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here!

Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?

https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic

link.chtbl.com/questfantastic

RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367

Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Episode 390. The Knight's Tale (2001) feat. Sara Keep

Thu, 30 Jan 2025 12:02:01 +1100

You've actually got mud on your face. I think you're a disgrace. And could you stop kicking that can all over the place? Sara and Paul discuss The Knight's Tale.

More Sara!

https://www.facebook.com/SaraKeepArt

https://twitter.com/PenguinPanic?s=20&t=Ju0zqYyYI5lTHjkIYQ9Qag

Rollplusheart.com

More Pauls!

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We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month.

Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here!

Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?

https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic

link.chtbl.com/questfantastic

RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367

Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Episode 389. Sonic 3 (2024) feat. Ellen Graham

Thu, 23 Jan 2025 12:11:45 +1100

Gotta go as fast as our aging bodies and minds will allow us to go! That's right, it's me; Guy la Hérissonne, and I'm here to welcome you into the beautiful world of magic rodents. Let's meet the first one of these freaks; Jim Carrey. Look at him go! Woah!

More Ellen:

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We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month.

Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here!

Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?

https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic

link.chtbl.com/questfantastic

RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367

Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Episode 388. Borderlands (2024) feat. Becs Watson

Mon, 20 Jan 2025 12:20:11 +1100

I heard there's a treasure somewhere about this miserable planet. Actually, Borderlands the game is very similar to doing OGT work. Just wading through filth and lunatics until you find something that might make it all worthwhile...Goodman is the annoying robot in this analogy. Also, Becs is here.

More Becs!

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starlinggirl.carrd.co

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More Pauls!

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We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month.

Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here!

Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?

https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic

link.chtbl.com/questfantastic

RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367

Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Episode 387. Die Another Day (2002)

Fri, 10 Jan 2025 12:27:50 +1100

Oof, this is a long one (ooh-err). The Pauls pour themselves a nice big glass of Magherita Pizza and settle their bitch asses down to enjoy a James Bond movie and then talk about James Bond Movies all James Bondy Day!

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Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here!

Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?

https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic

link.chtbl.com/questfantastic

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Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Naughty January Treat 2024!

Tue, 07 Jan 2025 10:54:10 +1100

Merry January everyone! Sorry the naughty treat is so late. Converting times between London and Melbourne is so deeply exhausting that we just didn't do that and couldn't for weeks on end. But we've done it now! Kapow! Here it is. Enjoy.

Episode 386. Hot Frosty (2024) feat. Roll Plus Half

Fri, 03 Jan 2025 12:22:01 +1100

Merry Christmas Everyone! I'm so ho ho sorry that this is so late, but you know at the supermarket when you see all the Christmas stuff on clearance and you can pick up some stuff half price for next year? ...this is like that.

But just know that during the festive period this year, Paul, Helen and Becs all got together and celebrated the only way they know how anymore: they watched Hot Frosty by Netflix.

More Becs:

https://twitter.com/StarlingGirl

starlinggirl.carrd.co

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More Helen:

Fuck off!

More Pauls:

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We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month.

Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here!

Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?

https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic

link.chtbl.com/questfantastic

RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367

Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Episode 385. Santa With Muscles (1996) feat. Sean Flierl

Wed, 25 Dec 2024 13:07:36 +1100

Merry Christmas! As Paul races against time to get the Christmas episodes out whilst they're still kind of relevant, please enjoy this this very special episode featuring Sean Flierl and a movie starring a dick.

Naughty Christmas Treat shall be a New Years Treat this year!

More Sean!

Role to Cast: https://play.acast.com/s/role-to-cast

Twitter: https://twitter.com/SeanMeansJohn

Wrestle Rampage Australia: https://www.facebook.com/wrestlerampage/

More Pauls!

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We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month.

Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here!

Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?

https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic

link.chtbl.com/questfantastic

RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367

Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Episode 384. Red One (2024) feat. Elliot and BT

Sat, 21 Dec 2024 12:32:06 +1100

We are catching up this christmas with three special episodes out in one week, maybe, if I can keep up the pace! Here's the first, Elliot and BT talking about the stupidist movie of the year!

More Elliot and BT!

http://www.thesimpsonsindex.com/podcast

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Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here!

Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?

https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic

link.chtbl.com/questfantastic

RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367

Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Episode 383. Fallen (1998) feat. Nell Heald

Thu, 12 Dec 2024 14:16:24 +1100

Time is definately not on our side. Demonstrably. We can barely keep this thing to schedule. But here it is! Nell Heald on Fallen, another excellent 90s movie from her youth. Is Pauley Shore in this one? Kinda.

More Pauls!

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Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here!

Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?

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link.chtbl.com/questfantastic

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Episode 382. The Greatest Showman (2018)

Thu, 28 Nov 2024 10:55:48 +1100

Every night we lie in bed, the shittest films fill our heads, a million Breens are all it's gonna taaaaaaaaake to make us forget this bland cooperate nonsense. Come watch the fullest extent of the Hollywood dream machine in a musical that dares to ask "what if attractive talented people were able to overcome their crippling self-doubt?"

More Pauls:

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Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here!

Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?

https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic

link.chtbl.com/questfantastic

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Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Episode 381. Lair of the White Worm (1988) feat. Roll Plus Heart

Sun, 24 Nov 2024 00:13:08 +1100

We did it! And it only took nearly twice as long as the movie we're reviewing. Join your favourite roll playing podcast on a journey into the sticky cave of Peter Capaldi (bring a mongoose or two!). Also, I think one of the participants might be a lesbian. One at least.

More Becs:

https://twitter.com/StarlingGirl

starlinggirl.carrd.co

https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/

More Helen:

Fuck off!

More Pauls:

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We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month.

Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here!

Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?

https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic

link.chtbl.com/questfantastic

RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367

Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Episode 380. Megalopolis (2024) feat. Christopher Bond

Thu, 21 Nov 2024 11:06:18 +1100

You think seven years of podcasting gives you the right to delve the depths of the Coppolian mind? Paul and Chris stop time to tumble down the awful depths of Megalopolis. And there's not even a Lawrence Fishburne to narrate the fall. Christ.

More Chris!

https://twitter.com/BondingChris?s=20&t=dEW_7UgwNTBQOZisQL6udA

https://twitter.com/roletocast

More Pauls!

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We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month.

Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here!

Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?

https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic

link.chtbl.com/questfantastic

RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367

Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Episode 379. Tarot (2024) feat. That Horror Chick

Sun, 10 Nov 2024 12:33:43 +1100

Ok, draw three cards and turn them over one at a time. Oh, the Horror Chick Card! That means you're not going to have much fun for the next 93 minutes. Oh, the Pauls Card? You're not even going to get to enjoy it ironically, some asshole is gonna explain how this movie is somehow bad for cinema. Ok, third card. Mrs Chip the carpenter's wife?! Whoops, wrong deck. Let's play monopoly instead.

More Horror Chick!

https://thathorrorchick.com/

More Pauls!

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We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month.

Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here!

Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?

https://shows.acast.com/quest-fantastic

link.chtbl.com/questfantastic

RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/61d8e6b335501c0012b6c367

Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Episode 378. The One Spooky Thing About Final Destination

Tue, 05 Nov 2024 12:30:10 +1100

Watch out for that pile of hammers! Oh dear. Well, sorry about that, but whilst you're recovering, please do have a listen to this year's Halloween episode (sorry it's a tad late, but happy fireworks night!). Ellen is joining me to discuss the Final Destination franchise! Why not listen to it on a plane? A road trip? A rollercoaster? A race track (what?)? Or work trip? Go nuts! Tempt death! Get him!

More Ellen:

https://twitter.com/EllenKGraham1

https://play.acast.com/s/role-to-cast

More Pauls!

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Episode 377. Hummingbird (2024) feat. Becs Watson

Thu, 31 Oct 2024 12:02:32 +1100

We're back!!!! And we're picking up where we kind of left off, in some ways, a bit. We wanted to watch a Statham movie. Becs is here for this, always.

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Haitus Announcement! (Back in September)

Wed, 10 Jul 2024 10:20:31 +1100

Hello Everyone! For the first time in seven and a half god damn years, we are going to have to take a short break. Paul Salt has to write a dissertation in two months and he's not started it, dick 'ead. So please do bear with us until September the 24th. In the meantime, we will be releasing regular Patreon episodes. So do sign up if you just need some more Pauls! Have a great summer, see you in September.

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Episode 376. The Watchers/Watched (2024) feat. That Horror Chick

Fri, 28 Jun 2024 11:05:59 +1100

Depending on your region. Who watches the watchers? Who watchers are watched? What Watch the Watcheders? Find out all this and more, right here in Off Menu or whatever this is.

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Episode 375. Cruel Jaws (1995)

Mon, 24 Jun 2024 11:27:10 +1100

"Wait, they made a fifth Jaws movie and called it Cruel Jaws? That's stupid." Wrong, you stupid son of a bitch! ...sorry, that was too strong. I love you. Let's start over. There isn't a Jaws 5, unless you're Italian. Then there is and it's this.

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Episode 374. Rollerball (2002) feat. Sean Flierl

Wed, 19 Jun 2024 12:14:00 +1100

Just keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', with Rollerball. Rollin' Ball!

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Episode 373. Rebel Moon Part 1 (2023)

Tue, 11 Jun 2024 09:40:24 +1100

Zak Snyder! What are you doing here back in Paulville? Don't you remember how it went last time? What's this? A project you haven't even managed to sell to Disney or Warner Brothers? I bet Netflix took it. They did. Great. Well what do you want us to do about it? Watch it?! That's not what Netflix is for!

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Episode 372. Who is Killing the Great Chefs of Europe (1978) feat. Roll Plus Half

Thu, 30 May 2024 06:55:13 +1100

Helen Gaffney and Becs Watson have gotten together to cook up a delightful dish of hammy acting, varying tones and Robert Morley. Revenge might be served best cold, but what about farcical comedy? That's always good, right? ...right?!

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Episode 371. 2019 After the Fall of New York (1983) feat. Ellen Graham

Thu, 23 May 2024 12:15:05 +1100

The year is 1983 and someone is telling you that the year is actually 2019, but he's just being dramatic, but I'm not, it actually is 1983. The world has been ravaged by nuclear war so no one can have babies anymore. But people aren't chill about that as you'd expect. They're livid in fact. Maybe Paul and Ellen can put it all into context.

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Episode 370. That's My Boy (2012)

Wed, 22 May 2024 12:07:45 +1100

ARGH! Oh no. Shit. For God's sake no. Please. Why? Eww. No! Seriously Why? Oh god. Fine. Here it is. Fuck.

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Episode 369. Gymkata (1985)

Thu, 16 May 2024 10:03:39 +1100

Watch out, anyone hanging out below some gymnastics equipment! There's a deadly new martial arts about and it's a threat to the sovereignty of small nations everywhere. Can the Pauls survive this bizarre 80s martial arts spectacular? No, this is the end of them.

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Episode 368. Phantom of the Opera (2004) feat. Jen Blundell

Mon, 13 May 2024 10:00:56 +1100

The Phaaaaaaantom of the Podcast is here! Da dum. It's the heavily disfigured Jen Blundell and she's got a bone or two to pick with the world that scorned Joel Schumacher's 2004 musical masterpiece. Join us in the rafters for a musical adventure right down the range of Gerard Butler.

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Episode 367. Encino Man (1991) feat. Nell Heald

Sat, 27 Apr 2024 20:23:01 +1100

Hello Bu-ddy. How's your grindage these days? Nellage is stopping by to share her greasy wheeze. What the fuck is happening? Find out here!

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Episode 366. Elevator Game (2023) feat. That Horror Chick

Fri, 19 Apr 2024 08:23:29 +1100

You should have taken the staaaaairs! The horror chick returns in her most spookiest mode of conveyance yet: an elevator. How will Paul fair in his second elevator set horror film of the podcast?

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Episode 365. 2023

Mon, 15 Apr 2024 12:50:47 +1100

It's that special time of year again! April! What better time to reflect on the films of the previous year? That's right there isn't one so let's get to it.

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Episode 364. The Beach (2000) feat. Quest Fantastic

Tue, 09 Apr 2024 00:35:54 +1100

Every single one of Quest Fantastic is here to talk about this film for reasons we can't exactly remember. But they're here so let's make the best of it.

Featuring: Fatty Quinten, ATM, French Boi, and Big Chunky Charlie.

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Episode 363. King Kong vs Godzilla (1962)

Sat, 30 Mar 2024 09:24:23 +1100

Oh no, they say he's got a thong, go go King Kong! That's right it's time for a new King Kong and Godzilla movie, at last. So why not celebrate by remembering the very first time these two titans of industry had a good go at it? No reason why not! So we did it.

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Episode 362. Ghostbusters Afterlife (2021) feat. Sara Keep

Sat, 23 Mar 2024 06:59:25 +1100

Oh yes, I think so! Let's have Sara Keep come on to talk about the last Ghostbusters movie. Was it the golden standard in aggressively marketing nostalgia at an undemanding fan base, or is it all right? Let's find out.

Featuring: Slimer 2.0, dead guys, a fantastic new segment, and the best new NFT on the market. Buy now by clicking on each of the links below in sequence twice.

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Episode 361. Dune (1984) feat. Ellen Graham

Thu, 14 Mar 2024 14:31:41 +1100

Kull wahad, everyone! To celebrate the release of the biggest movie of the year, we are folding space to return to the first time a director successfully (?) brought the Dune universe to the multiplex. But how does Lynch's much-maligned sci-fi masterpiece (?) hold up today without our fancy special effects and products? Find out here. Oh, Ellen's here.

Features the Atreides, the Harkonnens, the Fremen, the Bene Gesserit and a whole bunch of other things I can't even begin to spell!

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Episode 360. Foodfight! (2012)

Fri, 08 Mar 2024 14:12:29 +1100

Oh God....oh dear god no.

Featuring: That which should have remained in dreams.

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Episode 359. Kate and Leopold (2001) feat. Roll Plus Heart

Thu, 29 Feb 2024 13:14:29 +1100

Oh boy...

Featuring: a lot.

Roll Plus Heart: https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/

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Episode 358. The Net (1995) feat. Sean Flierl

Wed, 21 Feb 2024 13:08:37 +1100

The cruel twist is that we're actually all caught in The Net, except for Sandra Bullock! Yoinks. Well, whilst you're here and can't escape, why not hear us talk about the halcyon days when all this might have been avoided. Don't say they didn't warn you!

Featuring: www.pizzajpegs.com, the escape key, some bits, some bites, and some very encrypted files.

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Episode 357. Sphere (1998) feat. Nell Heald

Sat, 17 Feb 2024 03:06:10 +1100

Nell returns! With another movie about an alien sphere manifesting the fears of a crew of explorers...she has a type!

Featuring: Nell. What more do you need?

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Episode 356. Swept Away (2002)

Fri, 09 Feb 2024 12:03:37 +1100

Well, Argyle was terrible. Wasn't it better when Matthew Vaughan worked with Guy Ritchie? Just cranking out classic gangster movies...and Swept Away! ...with Madonna. Oh boy.

Featuring: Racism, Homophobia, Misogyny, Madge's Abs, and some raw, unbridled SEX! probaby.

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Episode 355. Ninja III: The Domination (1984)

Thu, 01 Feb 2024 13:50:56 +1100

Time for a powerful reunion with Menahem Golan and Yoram Globus, the masters of Cannon Group Films, a madhouse full of ninjas and buff dudes. Only this time they've got a buff gal and the ghost of a ninja. Will it be more entertaining than a movie with a troll and Courtney Cox? Tune in. Find out. Live free.

Featuring: A lot of anti-police sentiment, the lingering frustration of internet issues and possible misogynist Sho Kosugi (allegedly).

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Episode 354. The Beekeeper (2024) feat. Becs Watson

Wed, 24 Jan 2024 11:04:15 +1100

God January is depressing. If only something wonderful could happen to take our minds off of the bad weather, taxes and lack of Christmas. Oh my god! Jason Statham is here to kick everyone! YAY! And Becs is here to usher in the Stath Year. Aww.

Featuring: Bees. Many, many bees.

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Episode 353. Mean Girls 2 (2011)

Thu, 18 Jan 2024 14:18:30 +1100

Welcome to hell! AKA Kilmore High School. You'll get the hang of things pretty quickly. Those are the jocks, those are the cheerleaders, those are the nerds, and those guys? They're the Pauls...yeah...probably it's best just to leave them to it. None of us really...I mean, we don't... they're fine. We think they're fine. I mean they never...they must be fine.

Featuring: Lindsay Nohan, John Noble, Amanda Neighfried, Lacey Chabert and Dewey Cox.

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Episode 352. Night Swim (2024) feat. That Horror Chick

Sat, 13 Jan 2024 13:46:13 +1100

Time to take a dip into the brand new year! What cinematic treats await us! ...oh, someone pooped in the pool. Good thing Katy Maydon is here to help us fish it out and fling it over the fence.

Featuring: A member of the Russell family, a member of the Armstrong family, a member of the Kerry Condon dynasty, and a member of staff who asked us to leave when we kept snoring.

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Episode 351. The Ploughman’s Lunch (1983) feat. Helen Gaffney

Tue, 09 Jan 2024 09:13:06 +1100

Happy New Year, OGTEAM! Welcome to 2024. And what better way to start off an exciting new year than having a friend of the podcast, Helen Gaffney, suggest a film in her own inimitable way? God, I miss Christmas.

Featuring: Dour British people struggling to find meaning in a conservative hellscape, and they talk about a movie with Tim Curry in it.

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Episode 350. The 350th Episode!

Sat, 30 Dec 2023 13:16:07 +1100

Happy Almost-New Year, OGTeam! It's been 350 dang episodes! And the Pauls have decided to celebrate by watching one of those films again without telling the other which one. What shall the Pauls treat themselves with and just how well do these two guys know each other after all this time?

Featuring: the past, the present and, perhaps, the future!

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Saucey Christmas Treat 2023

Mon, 25 Dec 2023 12:45:42 +1100

Shhhh, it's Christmas day and we have a naughty surprise for all of you! We're heading to the kinkiest site on the web to explore each other and you're invited too, big person! Merry Christmas!

Episode 349. Genie (2023) feat. That Horror Chick and Jen Blundell

Sun, 24 Dec 2023 05:47:09 +1100

Winter Welcomes, Everyone! It's Christmas weekend 2023 and we are celebrating by finishing off our mighty trilogy of contemporary Christmas movies with a Peacock original. Remember Peacock? I literally just heard of it and it's already shutting down. Merry Christmas!

Featuring: One of the most gratifying vindications of my entire life. You'll know it. The muppet bit. Christmas.

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Episode 348. Family Switch (2023)

Thu, 21 Dec 2023 22:31:17 +1100

SAAAAAAAAAAANTA Claus is comin' to town! SAAAAAAAA...etc. Yes, it's the second part of the OGT Christmas Nightmare and we are plumbing the murky depths of Netflix Christmas. They've got some stars, they've got a once-hot director, and they've got a beaten horse that still has a sassy look in its hollowed-out eye socket, so let's make a Christmas Classic! Merry Christmas, everyone, and sorry about the hollowed-out eye socket thing.

Featuring: Ed Helms Tim Allening his way into shots, Jennifer Garner struggling to remind us of what she did before all this bollocks, some talented young actors spinning their wheels, the german guy Zak Snyder likes, Nick Swardson, Andrew Tate, and hamsters.

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Episode 347. Navigating Christmas (2023) feat. Becs Watson

Tue, 19 Dec 2023 23:15:32 +1100

Christmas is here at last! Three episodes in one week, starting with a Hallmark adventure with Becs Watson! In a lighthouse! Woah!

Featuring: More Christmas spirit than you'll be able to shake a lighthouse at.

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Episode 346. Elemental (2023)

Fri, 08 Dec 2023 03:00:50 +1100

Uh oh! The corporate overlords that control the conditions under which we are able to distribute all films, not just theirs, is in trouble. I hope they recover and regain their stranglehold over exhibition spaces! But until they do, let's have a look at their most recent piece of corporate art to see if it inspires in you the need to be a loyal and faithful cog in the machine. When you wish upon a star....

Featuring: focus group trialled characters who test very positively with key demographics and a sense of humour we believe will appeal to a large vector of the intended audience. If you'll consult slide 43...

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Episode 345. Eegah (1962)

Wed, 22 Nov 2023 11:09:42 +1100

BLARGH! Sorry about that, folks; we've allowed a terrible caveman to write this episode description. After his first word, I decided to dictate. Fortunately, his typing is immaculate. Better than mine! Anyway, it's the history hole again, so we're reviewing some weird movie from ages ago. Enjoy!

Featuring: Suzy, Debra, Betty, Valerie, Vicky, Archie Hall Sr. (GASP!) and the world's biggest 12-year-old.

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Episode 344. Divergent (2014) feat. That Horror Chick

Thu, 16 Nov 2023 11:44:02 +1100

In the future, people will only have one emotion each, but like different ones so they have to be separated. Where will Paul and Katy be sorted? Film nerds. They have a special headquarters. Outside of the city. In a ditch.

Featuring: the hit new YA franchise everybody is talking about.

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Episode 343. The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)

Mon, 13 Nov 2023 13:42:19 +1100

It's a-me Paul Salt, and I'm here to do two things: remind everyone of the late 80s hit song "Tricky" by Run DMC and bemoan the fate of trained voice actors. If only I could find a way to do both!

Featuring: the regular speaking voices of Hollywood celebrities (sigh).

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Episode 342. The One Spooky Thing About Gialloween!

Tue, 31 Oct 2023 13:16:00 +1100

Felice Halloween, Amiche! It's time for your annual monster Halloween episode, and what an absolute prick of a monster this one was. A mammoth rundown of all of Dario Argento's Giallo films! (or the good ones, anyway. We stop at Opera because obviously). Enjoy!

Featuring: Lance Henriksen, a loveable blind man, a monkey with a weird butt, Donald Pleasance at his most pleasant, Daria Nicolodi, and all the Italian vocab you'll need to launch a relatively good murder spree.

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Episode 341.The Exorcist Believer (2023) feat. That Horror Chick

Sat, 28 Oct 2023 02:48:05 +1100

Happy Halloween weekend, OGTeam! Ahead of our big spooky episode next week, Paul and Katy venture into the woods with nothing but a Ouija board and some important questions. Together, they find demons, Christians, Leslie Odom Jr. and true friendship.

Featuring: God...playing tricks...on various people...but especially you.

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Episode 340. The King of Comedy (1982)

Thu, 19 Oct 2023 06:25:08 +1100

It's a decade episode, so the Pauls get to review whatever they like! And what better time to dip into the filmography of a certain Martin Scorsese than just ahead of the imminent release of his latest masterpiece? Goodman has never seen The King of Comedy before! Let's sort him out.

Featuring: social anxiety! Ambition! Pupkin!

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One Quick Thing #14: Night Never Sleeps

Thu, 12 Oct 2023 11:37:55 +1100

Paul tries to hide his shame on a train whilst Paul adjusts his chair a lot. All this and more, if you can believe it! As the Pauls watch one of the most bleak and dispiriting films they've seen to date.

Featuring: Oh god, don't ask. Ew.

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One Quick Thing #13: Yesterday’s Target

Fri, 06 Oct 2023 12:14:32 +1100

Oh, alas, the Gorehouse Greats are behind us now. But let us move on and celebrate the arrival of Sweating Bullets! A new action box set from Mill Creek Entertainment that we shall be dipping in to whenever we need two easy episodes. And since Goodman is in Japan, why not do that dip! Dip it, folks!

Featuring: Every Baldwin, a Star Trek Star's trek, Barry Bigboy, a decent night's sleep, and do people really read these things? Tell me on twitter if you read these.

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Episode 339. I, Robot (2004)

Wed, 27 Sep 2023 11:16:18 +1100

Excited about The Creator? So are we! We hope it's a smart blockbuster with breath-taking action and some confronting ideas. Not just a pile of rapidly dated CGI with mere lip service paid to important questions about AI...I, Robot!

Featuring: The wiki wild wild robot future.

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Episode 338. The Expendables 3 (2014) (feat. Elliot and BT)

Thu, 21 Sep 2023 05:20:11 +1100

Bloody gosh, Sarge! There's a bad man of some kind and he's doing bad stuff, I think. We better assemble an elite squad of bloody brilliant men and a woman to go and fight him. I like movies. Except the boring ones.

Featuring: the knife guy, the gun guy, the other gun guy, a third gun guy, a second knife guy, a tech guy who was in twilight I think, another gun guy, the first knife guy again and me, Ted Levine. Surprise!

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Episode 337. Death on the Nile (2022)

Fri, 15 Sep 2023 13:01:23 +1100

'urcule Poiroh is back on the big screen this week. To celebrate, we are heading to Egypt, kind of, to enjoy Branagh's second Christie adventure.

Featuring: Egypt care of Croydon and British Accents care of Brooklyn.

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Episode 336. The Nun (2018) feat. That Horror Chick

Wed, 06 Sep 2023 11:19:47 +1100

Watch out behind you! There's a spooky member of a monastic religious order behind you, and she's got far more than a bake sale on her mind! Join Paul and Katy for a sleepy start to an otherwise exhilarating look at one of the worst-received entries in the Conjuring cinematic universe.

Featuring: Justin Timberlake, Father Shithouse, Sister Thomasin Mckenzie, Mother Rampling and Michael Bloody Smiley!

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Episode 335. Meg 2: The Trench (2023) feat. Becs Watson

Fri, 01 Sep 2023 08:51:09 +1100

There's something meg-y about this summer blockbuster. Is it that Ben Bloody Wheatley (full name) directed it? Is it that Jason Statham seems to be having fun for once? Is it that we watched it in 4DX at great risk to our tenderest parts? Find out, in this thing we did.

Featuring: Ol' Gregory the hook hand man! I have Covid. Sorry.

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Episode 334. The Creeping Terror (1964)

Thu, 24 Aug 2023 07:22:27 +1100

Oh boy, it sure is swell to be out here in this field with our best gals and no worries. Say, what's that scary-looking carpet doing here? ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, my god, what is it? ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, etc.

Featuring: ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, overt narration, Vic Bastard, and ARGH.

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Episode 333. Black Sheep (2006) ft. Helen Gaffney

Wed, 16 Aug 2023 10:40:59 +1100

I'm scared, and it smells weird, so we must be in the countryside. It's still recommendations month, and we are trudging through the muddy field of comedy horror, but will we discover old farmer Hoggins' lost watch along the way?

Featuring: Squirrels, Pigeons and foxes; oh my!

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Episode 332. Event Horizon (1997) (feat. Nell Heald)

Thu, 10 Aug 2023 11:52:28 +1100

Salve, everyone. Hope you're well. If you're hearing this transmision then it probably means the podcast has been sucked into a hell dimension. Shame that. Still, no sense crying about it now, best just make the best of it. That's the ticket. All the best to your and yours, Captain Dramatic.

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Episode 331. Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023) (feat. That Horror Chick)

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 11:56:03 +1100

If you go into the cinema today, you'll encounter a bunch of lies!

If you see Blood and Honey today, you'll see a Z-grade slasher in disguise,

For Paul and Katy, and all other fans

shall be annoyed, this is far from Cannes,

For today is the day, OGT reviews the Poooooh film!

Featuring: Winnie the Pooh, Piglett, and no one else. No one!

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Episode 330. The Swimmer (1968)

Thu, 27 Jul 2023 11:32:34 +1100

It was the kind of British day where people lounge around complaining about how hot it ought to be. A drizzly, melancholy kind of day that stretched endlessly before those unfortunate enough to be on its receiving end. "I drank too much last night!" Barry Spudmen grumbled into his cold chips, the pebbly beach pulsating beneath his be-sandaled feet. "We all drank too much last night" offered his estranged live-in former husband. Ned Merill, desperately counting fag ends, looked windward and considered a long, elegiac journey back to his home in Derby, ultimately deciding against it. Glumly returning to his fag ends he mumbles "I'm gonna drink so much tonight..."

Featuring: A discussion of Frank Perry's 1968 film The Swimmer and the source material upon which it was based; a short story by John Cheever. The discussion is conducted by two grown men named Paul and lasts for 75 minutes.

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Episode 329. Marvel’s Antman and the Wasp Quantumania

Sun, 23 Jul 2023 11:44:14 +1100

The Pauls are finally taking on the mighty multiversal MCU! The mouse house is squarely in the sights of this particular howitzer, but one of the Pauls still holds on to some affection for the horrible thing. Will the other manage to successfully thrash that out of Goodman or whichever one it is. Yes because he's a little punk. Signed, Paul Salt, the right one.

Featuring: A long talk about the entire MCU in which they occasionally remember to mention how bad Antman 3 is.

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Episode 328. Independence Day Resurgence (2016) ft. Sean Flierl

Thu, 13 Jul 2023 11:57:50 +1100

Aliens! Bloody hell, didn't expect that again after 20 years of nowt. Well here they bloody are and the only thing standing between you and absolute destruction is Paul Salt and Sean Flierl. Shame that.

Featuring: an Australian Disaster Movie, unceremonious Goldblum, the worst president ever and a war lord.

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Episode 327. Stealth (2005)

Wed, 05 Jul 2023 12:27:41 +1100

Oh, this one has been a long time coming. It's part 2 of the epic adventure into the summer blockbusters of decades gone by, and when it comes to the 2000s, only one shit movie shall do for Paul S. It's the 2005 CGI fly-a-thon Stealth!

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Episode 326. Robin Hood Prince of Thieves (1991) feat. Becs Watson

Fri, 30 Jun 2023 11:00:49 +1100

Summer is finally here in awful old England so it's time to celebrate by revisiting some of the biggest summer blockbusters of yesteryear! Starting with the 90s smash hit, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves! How long will it take Becs to find a historical inaccuracy? Where the hell is Loxley? What is Michael Wincott saying? All shall be revealed!

Featuring: The best summer ever!

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Episode 325.The Giant Spider Invasion (1975)

Wed, 21 Jun 2023 12:21:49 +1100

Watch out hillbillies, the giant spiders are invading! and it's up to the most boring people on earth to save us all. The characters, not us.

Featuring: Buttfuck Dungus, Sad Susan, Teddy Sweatervest, Michael Lonsdale and the rarely seen Sally Lou.

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Episode 324. Sudden Manhattan (1996)

Fri, 16 Jun 2023 12:20:59 +1100

There's nothing to do...except absolutely everything. The pauls set their minds to doing the best they bloody well can and talk about the legendary Jennifer Sohn's recommended film, Sudden Manhattan!

Featuring: Allergins, frequent urination, early adoption, British romance and a damning indictment of something.

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Episode 323. Judge Dredd (1995) feat. Stuart Watkinson

Wed, 07 Jun 2023 11:00:52 +1100

We are the Law! You are guilty of not listening to the podcast but instead reading the episode description. How do you plead? You don't know what we're talking about? I knew you'd say that! Imma blast you with my OGTmaker 2.

Featuring: Principle Dredd, a Cursed Earth production history, Joan Chen and WAAAAAARRRR!

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Episode 322. Detention (2011)

Thu, 01 Jun 2023 07:43:23 +1100

The Pauls are going back to school. They fucking hated school.

Featuring: Lamer Mays, Josh Hot-Cha-San, reckless brinksmanship, and FOOTBALL

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Episode 321. The Fast and The Furious (2001) feat. Christopher Bond

Wed, 24 May 2023 13:36:37 +1100

With Fast X in cinemas, Paul Toresalt thought it might be a good idea to return to the franchise's beginning. He also convinced the hilarious and talented Christopher Bond that this was a good idea. So it happened. And now you'll listen to it, I hope. And also think it was a good idea, perhaps. So here it is. I'm very tired. Thank you.

Featuring: I don't know, it went by too fast. Damn, it was fast.

Sorry about the nasty audio on my end! Try to only listen to Chris.

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Episode 320. Archipelago (2010)

Mon, 22 May 2023 11:39:32 +1100

With another ten episodes in the bag, it's time for the Pauls to do whatever they dang well want! A totally free pick of what movie to watch, and they've chosen Joanna Hogg's 2010 disappointing holiday movie, Archipelago! That's the kind of thing they like, you see. That's why they struggle with things like The Nan Movie.

Featuring: Us, and we're so terribly sorry about that. Sorry. Thank you.

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Episode 319. Jurassic World Dominion (2022)

Fri, 12 May 2023 10:57:38 +1100

A podcast eight days in the making (sorry it's late), an adventure as old as time! Yes, it's Beauty and the...I mean, Jurassic Park! Only it's the worst one of those, even worse than the one where the Spanglish lady keeps yelling.

Featuring: Dernasaurus, Neilioptrex, Prattceratops, Bryce Dallas Allosaur, Sabre-tooth Goldblum and the dreaded Colin Treverraptor.

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Episode 318. Black Adam (2022) feat. That Horror Chick

Mon, 08 May 2023 09:25:59 +1100

Aren't you just sick of superhero movies? No? Well try Black Adam then! It's handily one of the worst films Paul has ever seen, but what will Katy think of it. The suspense. The sheet suspense.

Featuring: Black Katy, the greatest supervillain we've ever known.

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Episode 317. Firestarter (2022) feat. That Horror Chick

Thu, 27 Apr 2023 08:55:33 +1100

Oh no, it's the trouble starter and punkin' instigator herself Katy Maydon come to share in the many miseries of 2022! First up, we're going to revisit a smokin' hot mess they've already seen together.

Featuring: Bubble girl, Pregly girls, and the dreaded movie gingers.

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Episode 316. 2022

Fri, 21 Apr 2023 10:50:58 +1100

It's April 2023, and you know what that means! Time to run down the best films of 2022! If it's good enough for Brett Goldstein and Nish Kumar, it's good enough for us!

Featuring: The sheer life-affirming joy of cinema and Skinamarink.

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Episode 315. Black Samurai (1977)

Thu, 13 Apr 2023 12:50:38 +1100

The Pauls welcome the history hole with open mouths, as they enjoy a hefty portion of Jim Kelly and his magical blaxploitation cake.

Featuring: The Disappointing Adventures of British Hero!

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Episode 314. Upside Down (2012) feat. Becs Watson

Thu, 06 Apr 2023 07:41:26 +1100

Remember the good old days? When Becs would bring Jason Statham movies? Now they've gone and thrown me off the entire globe to consider the baffling implications of Upside Down! A Sci Fi romantic drama with no romance or drama.

Featuring: the worst voice over narration I've ever heard, Timothy Spall, Gigabyte, some nice shots and the next great high concept sci-fi flick!

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Episode 313. The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984) feat. Helen Gaffney

Thu, 30 Mar 2023 12:27:58 +1100

Congratulations on making it all the way through our longest episode title ever! As a reward, please enjoy this fucking weird sci-fi comedy spoof film from the 80s, now with extra corridors!

Featuring: Big Booty.

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Episode 312. Bingo (1991)

Fri, 24 Mar 2023 12:09:31 +1100

Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof Liam woof woof woof woof woof baffling woof woof woof woof Chris Waddle.

Featuring: Oh Jesus, you wouldn't believe me if I told you.

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Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?

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Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Episode 311. Heavyweights (1995) feat. Rob Franks

Thu, 16 Mar 2023 13:51:05 +1100

Rob Franks from Stories and Sorceries podcast has snuck into our cabin to put firecrackers in our beds! He's recommended 90s summer camp movie Heavyweights!

Featuring: Lars. Other stuff too, but mainly Lars.

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Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Episode 310. Face/Off (1997)

Thu, 09 Mar 2023 13:21:49 +1100

It's finally time. Having mentioned it at least once in every episode, the Pauls are finally talking about the film that has defined their friendship, their lives and eventually their horrifying decline and sudden death. It's Travolta. It's Cage. It's Woo!

Featuring: a big ride, no more drugs, the little boy's wee wee room, Little Boy Louie Anderson, Pinkus, Genelli and a 30 minute long ill-advised experiment.

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Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Episode 309. Bones (2001)

Thu, 02 Mar 2023 10:58:45 +1100

Snoop Dogg Vampire Movie? Sure! The Pauls sink their fangs (we've done more than 300 of these, give us a break) into this delicious slice of 00s horror...and some cake!

Featuring: Grime Frankenstein, dueling hosts, ginger snaps, off-brand rappers and the worst Wikipedia profile picture you've ever seen.

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Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Episode 308. In Time (2011) feat. That Horror Chick and Jen Blundell

Thu, 23 Feb 2023 08:50:33 +1100

Make TIME in your life for this sexy head 2 head as Jen Blundell and Katy Maydon do battle to convince you that In Time is alright actually or only ok. WOAH!

Featuring: the director's AI generated wife, less happiness but more piss, a classic sci-fi title, the oldest film critic in England, and a startling low level of focus.

More JEN!

Roll Plus Heart, here: https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/

Or her twitter, here: https://twitter.com/JenBlundell

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Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?

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Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Episode 307. Sweet November (2001)

Thu, 16 Feb 2023 12:03:25 +1100

Hello, it is I; Keanu Reeves. It would be a major bummer if you did not listen to the latest instalment of the Pauls podcast featuring me; Keanu Reeves. It is my sauciest adventure yet, also featuring Charlize Theron and Jason Isaacs. Find out about my life changing adventures. Admit it, you read this whole thing in my voice, didn't you? Woah.

Featuring: why are we doing this one again?

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Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Episode 306.The Slumber Party Massacre (1982) feat. Ellen Graham

Thu, 09 Feb 2023 12:18:17 +1100

Oh my god, all the girls are coming to my house to talk about boys and change outfits! We've got pizza coming, obligatory boys creeping outside the window and my neighbour Geoffrey Redherring skulking around the backyard. What could possibly go wrong! Oh shit, Ellen's here. Guess we're all gonna die. Ah well! At least we got to watch this weird slasher movie.

Featuring: the tragic ballad of Amy Holden Jones, four identical women, the violent future of feminism, Salt being a creepy cat guy, and some butt cleaning instructions.

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Episode 305. The Hand (1981)

Wed, 01 Feb 2023 12:07:42 +1100

Michael Caine has a problem. He's lost one of his bloody hands down the shops! Make matters worse, the bloody hand is in business for itself and the name of the game is pain, for anyone involved! Who shall survive Uncle Cainey's fiddley digits?

Featuring: Oliver Stone, Michael Caine's Hair, Roger Rabbit, Spicey Dave and Cocaine.

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Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Episode 304. The Graveyard Story (1991)

Thu, 26 Jan 2023 14:02:23 +1100

Lucy May Clipsham has tasked the Pauls with finding out about the weird little dead girl who keeps hanging around her house nicking her fivers. We aren't having it, tragic little girl! Give back those fivers! The Pauls watch Graveyard Story, by the Beyond the 7th Door guy.

Featuring: A slow priest, a lifeless priest, the horniest journalist/librarian this side of the BL, clamps, a Linda Florentino reference that's bound to go down well, and an organ.

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Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Episode 303. Ready to Rumble (2000) ft. Sean Flierl

Sun, 22 Jan 2023 06:57:32 +1100

What you lookin' at sucker! Sounds like you're rounding a pounding with that attitude son. Because here at OGTW, we mess up fools that waste our time and food! So get that lasagna out of your mouth and shut up because Sean, the Flierl, Flierl is here to put a beatdown on the terrible 2000 movie "Ready to Rumble".

Featuring: Canadian bullies, ambient club music, Stiffler's Mom, Rose McGowan, homunculi and SKEETERRRR!

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Episode 302. Aquaslash (2019)

Wed, 11 Jan 2023 12:46:27 +1100

Don't you just wish it was summer right now? Bright, shiny teens glistening in the Canadian sun? Well don't just wish it, live it! Thanks to Mark Reid and those delightful Paul boys. Hope nobody's put any ridiculously sharp blades anywhere you wouldn't want any to be.

Featuring: Canadian bullies, ambient club music, Stiffler's Mom, Rose McGowan, homunculi and SKEETERRRR!

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Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jokes about bums? Why not check out our d&d actual play podcast, Quest Fantastic?

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Episode 301. Devil (2010) feat. Helen Gaffney

Thu, 05 Jan 2023 11:59:56 +1100

A whole New Year and a whole new set of opportunities to suffer at the hands of our dearest friends! Helen from Roll Plus Heart is here to make us consider, once again, the prospect of a hellevator.

Featuring: The worst headcold Paul Salt has ever fucking had, so sorry if he's a bit spacey in this one. Drugs are good, y'all. These days? Forget about it.

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On Roll Plus Heart, here: https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/

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Episode 300. The 300th Episode!

Thu, 29 Dec 2022 10:38:31 +1100

For the 300th time at lease one guy named Paul has welcomed you to OGTpod, and to celebrate that nebulous accomplishment the Pauls are playing games, enjoying outtakes, kicking ass and taking questions. Enjoy!

Featuring: It's a secret. ;D Come find out for yourself, big boy/big girl/big non-binary person!

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Naughty Christmas Treat 2022

Sun, 25 Dec 2022 12:21:36 +1100

Merry Christmas Everyone! Have a lovely day of wholesome and fulfilling games and joy! ...then sneak off to the toilet to listen to the nasty, nasty Pauls talking about butts and stuff!

Episode 299. Mixed Nuts (1994)

Tue, 20 Dec 2022 13:15:47 +1100

Ho ho ho, OGTeam! The magical day is soon at hand, and the Pauls are celebrating with a comedy by one of the most acclaimed directors of romantic comedies of all time! Oh boy, what could possible go wrong?

Featuring: Everything going wrong.

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Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Episode 298. Falling for Christmas (2022) feat. Jen Blundell

Fri, 16 Dec 2022 01:13:23 +1100

It's Christmaaaaaaaaas and other equally important holidays and not holidays. You know what that means, it's time to celebrate Lindsay Lohan and her great deeds. Jen Blundell, the best person we know called Jen, joins in the festive cheer as fun and games are had by all!

Featuring: our best intro yet, festive dead children songs, postal ham, Finnish Santa Claus, a salty old sex worker, and the hit new festive movie: All Aboard! Is it a Sex Thing?

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More JEN!

Roll Plus Heart, here: https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/

Or her twitter, here: https://twitter.com/JenBlundell

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Episode 297. Morbius (2022)

Sun, 11 Dec 2022 03:23:25 +1100

It's Somethin' Time, that's for sure! The Pauls are still flapping unconvincingly into the turmoilt of the very worst of 2022, and they've arrived at the slushy adventures of Jared Leto, the Bat Fella.

Featuring: Jord Lortor, DIY gags, a prorologue, boys, a blobby kind-of dance, more threeman than you can shake a better thing at and Jareds.

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Episode 296. Don’t Worry Darling (feat. That Horror Chick)

Wed, 30 Nov 2022 12:14:25 +1100

Just one month left in this dumb old year so let's run down some of it's worst films! Starting with Olivia Wilde's Don't Worry Darling. Long term friend of the podcast Katy Maydon is along for the weird ride into the desert.

Featuring: Harry Style's Accent, the first George Fornby reference in 27 years, some wild rumours unsubstantiated by anyone, and a brutal exposure of Paul Salt's latent misogyny. Enjoy!

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Episode 295. Megaforce (1982)

Thu, 24 Nov 2022 08:29:33 +1100

There's so much injustice in the world today! If only there was a bunch of heavily armed, totally unaccountable, beautiful men riding around the desert on sci-fi bikes blowing up American's enemies, or at least their empty buildings. Well dream no more! MEGAFORCE!

Featuring: The Excellent Men, at least one intro, wheelies, Herzog's greatest failure, Jon Voight, a pon-zai scheme and the mayor from Spin City.

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Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Episode 294. Burnt (2015) (feat. Sara Keep)

Fri, 18 Nov 2022 07:28:31 +1100

Sara Keep joins a Paul in the Kitchen to cook up an awkward analogy! It's the 2015 Bradley Cooper vanity project Burnt!

Featuring: Too many good actors, and Bradley Cooper. Talk about Burnt!

More Sara!

https://www.facebook.com/SaraKeepArt

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Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Episode 293. Heavenly Bodies (1984)

Wed, 09 Nov 2022 09:00:00 +1100

I've got one hyphenated, portmanteaued word for you: Dance-ercise! A dance-ercise studio is under threat and excellent man Liam knows that only the Pauls can help. Come and witness the highly sexual result!

Featuring: Dance-ercise, a British child, The Linda Blair (TM), the most singing we've done since Equilibrium the Musical and Cynthia Dale who seems lovely.

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Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now! Find out where you can stream and purchase here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)

Episode 292. Bloodrayne (2005) (feat. Christopher Bond)

Fri, 04 Nov 2022 12:06:49 +1100

Christopher Bond from Role to Cast felt bad about making us watch Postal and skipping out on the bill, so he decided to make amends by forcing us both to watch Bloodrayne...yay. Thanks Chris. It's Uwe Boll to the max and you know what that means! ...it's quite boring.

Featuring: Sleepy Kingsley, Sleepy Zane, trying her best Rodriguez, a Hans Zimmer Score and awkward sex.

More Chris!

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Episode 291. The One Spooky Thing About The Scream Franchise

Thu, 27 Oct 2022 13:31:05 +1100

It happened again! The Pauls spent the whole of 2022 thinking about a horror franchise. This time one that Goodman actually has some fond memories of! It’s the five entries of the Scream saga, plus a couple of extras to fill up the year. With fun! And death.

Featuring: Mathew Lillard and other, less important, performers.

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Episode 290. Sussing Out Suspiria (2018) Feat. Ellen Graham

Fri, 21 Oct 2022 10:47:49 +1100

We get it. You're young, you're hot, you think you know what's what and you know that the original Suspiria is great because it's garish and the new one is bad because it's boring. Well you just haud yer wheesht, shitbird! Paul Salt and Ellen Graham are right here and they chuffing love this big old dancing girl. So saddle on up and get ready for some love.

Featuring: Some bad mothers and some baaaaaaaad mothers, if you get my meaning. (I'm appropriating African American colloquialisms to seem cool)

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Episode 289. The Meg (Feat. Ellen Graham)

Tue, 11 Oct 2022 12:55:43 +1100

It's the end of the road for Statham Season. Having celebrated the big man for a solid month, it's time to tackle the big man's biggest film yet, man.

Featuring: Jason Statham and a big shark, what more do you need? Hot Ruby Rose? Rain Wilson? CHINA?! All here, baby.

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Sorry we called you baby.

Episode 288. Parker (2013) (featuring Elliot and BT)

Thu, 06 Oct 2022 11:58:17 +1100

Statham Season ripples on as Paul is joined by Elliot and BT from The Simpsons Index and Throne of Games to discuss the failed Statham franchise attempt: Parker! Thank god J Lo is here, and that's not the first time we've said that.

Featuring: Oh lots of things.

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Episode 287. Blitz (2011)

Wed, 28 Sep 2022 11:48:00 +1100

Goodman returns for the second thrilling instalment of Statham Season. Having savoured the sun-soaked beaches of his debut, the Pauls now plumb the depths of cummy old Engerland to suffer slings and arrows of outrageous performances.

Featuring: Aiden Gillan's exciting new take on cockney, Tex Mex Pterodactyl comin' at yyl, drinkin' crisps, Tex Mex, more grit than you could shake a dead pedo at, and Tex Mex.

Episode 286. The Transporter (2002) Feat. Becs Watson of Roll Plus Heart

Wed, 21 Sep 2022 08:00:00 +1100

It's finally Jason Statham season, ladies! Time to embrace the funky accents and hard stares as Statho ripples his way into our lives. And sharing the frightening awakening is Becs who has loved Jason Statham as hard as Salt has long. Enjoy!

Featuring: 00s music, la transporteur, fuckable evil eyes, the most boring car park ever filmed, the maths of film criticism and the most beautiful romance a french cop could hope for.

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Episode 285. Malibu Express (1985)

Sat, 17 Sep 2022 07:51:28 +1100

Salt and Goodman settle in to their slightly gross teenage comfort zone and enjoy the absolutely bonkers sexploitation-action flick, Malibu Express.

Featuring: the greatest man ever, buff Eamonn Holmes, 20th century feminism, Margo Fuck-yer-self and a Boob related twist that would make Shyamalan lay off the cheese for a while.

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Episode 284. Crypto (feat. Stuart Watkinson)

Thu, 08 Sep 2022 09:19:32 +1100

Goodman is going to be taking some breaks to look after himself and his hog every other week for a while, but while the Goods away, the Salt shall plaaaaaaaay with Stuart! He wants to talk about this mind-blowingly, arse-shatteringly dull thriller about cryptocurrency. Experience the poetry of a crypto bro!

Featuring: Kurt Russell! Seriously!

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Episode 283. Death Becomes Her (feat. Nell Heald)

Fri, 02 Sep 2022 12:33:00 +1100

There's nothing like being young at heart! But how far is Quest Fantastic star and OGT cryptid Nell willing to go? Will she entrap her voice forever inside this odious podcast and bear her soul in revealing her love for 90s campfest Death Becomes Her? And shall the Pauls find it in their hearts to allow her to live and love and express her joy freely? Yeah, a bit.

Featuring: Holedy Horn, Goldie Lawn, Nelldie Horn and Bruce Ha Ha.

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Episode 282. The Phantom (Feat. Jen Blundell)

Thu, 25 Aug 2022 12:55:30 +1100

Paul Salt dreamt he left the deepest jungles of recommendations month. But it was only a dream! His waking nightmare is to be personally curated by excellent podcast witch: Jen Blundell! She insisted we watch 90s 30s-throwback The Phantom and chaos ensues. Oh and Goodman isn't here.

Featuring: Piss handed monkey friend, bisexual welsh pirate women, Xander Drax, romancing the snake, Mr New York City, and Dexter's Dad.

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One Quick Thing #12: Terrified (1963)

Wed, 17 Aug 2022 08:07:00 +1100

This is it. The final Gorehouse Great. Six years in the making we have finished this cheap box set of unlicensed horror movies. A beautiful thing. Enjoy this last episode which features a first for this podcast! A very disappointing and irritating first.

Featuring: Mr Danger, Lou Landers, James Dean, her majesty the Queen and Big Ed Hurley.

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One Quick Thing #11: Terror (1978)

Wed, 10 Aug 2022 20:32:15 +1100

It's the home stretch of Gorehouse Greats and it seems that Mill Creek Entertainment has saved us their two most frustratingly similarly titled films yet! Starting with Terror, from the team who brought you Satan's Slave and Michael Gough's crippling Fish and Chip habit.

Featuring: Keith Chegwin, a British Suspiria, some fucking liabilities, and Bathtime with Brenda.

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Episode 281. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) Feat. Sean Flierl of Role To Cast

Wed, 03 Aug 2022 18:35:53 +1100

Sean Flierl of Role To Cast continues his mission of bringing 1990s action/comic Saturday-morning-TV fare to our present selves, who had pretty much jettisoned any sentiment towards the past for political reasons. Imagine our shock then that this was exactly what I describe above! What does this even mean!

Featuring: Turtle Boy, Sam Rockwell's Funky Bunch, Elias Koteas?, distracting your enemies with Sex and the City and how jarring it is when everyone but you sounds like Alex Winters.

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Episode 280. Corpus Christi (2019) A Modern Classic

Wed, 27 Jul 2022 19:21:47 +1100

Welcome back to our Modern Classics series, where this week we present to you Corpus Christi (2019), a phenomenal movie from Jan Komasa about an ex-convict who poses as a priest in a small town with a hidden tragedy. We hope you enjoy it because it and we are good. Things.

Featuring: a new jingle, Pants Man, Doing a First Reformed, trying harder to watch more Polish cinema so we know what we're talking about and just your loveable old Pauls enjoying themselves for a change.

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Episode 279. Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2011)

Wed, 20 Jul 2022 09:25:54 +1100

Goodman Season staggers bloodied and bullet-riddled to its final resting place to specifically not be saved by any sort of devilry or devil's deal, because they just didn't get that the CGI was good, not bad like everyone else seemed to think so.

That's right, it's the one good thing about Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2011), directed by Neveldine/Taylor and starring Nic Cage, Idris Elba, Ciaran Hinds and more! Because the CGI in this is a damn sight better than everyone else seems to think, and they're wrong and need to rethink their whole lives and [steps away from microphone, screaming into a paper bag]

Featuring: Mama Mary and Scary Boy, Nicolas Effiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Cage and two Pauls just scraping at the door.

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Episode 278. Smokin’ Aces (2006)

Wed, 13 Jul 2022 14:29:00 +1100

Goodman Season rampages onward with aplomb (aplombnward) with Joe Carnahan's Smokin' Aces (2006), starring Ryan Reynolds, Alicia Keys, Ray Liotta, Taraji P. Henson, Ben Affleck, Chris Pine, Andy Garcia, Joel Egerton in no particular order and many more!

Featuring: Mickey Flanagan, “Tit Bits”, "Spread it, Father", El Assassinato!, Egerton Man, Ray-Ray and Common & Jeremy Kill the Nazis.

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Episode 277. Gone In 60 Seconds (2000)

Wed, 06 Jul 2022 18:41:20 +1100

Goodman Season prevails/drags on with the various Pauls enjoying and not really enjoying Gone In 60 Seconds (2000), respectively. Even though it has Robert Duvall in it.

Featuring: NICOLAAAAS (not quite so) F**ING CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Episode 276. Drop Dead Fred (1991)

Wed, 29 Jun 2022 16:08:56 +1100

Goodman Season kicks off with a rowdy sort-of grunting noise because first up is Drop Dead Fred (1991), starring Phoebe Cates and Rik Mayall! The one good thing? The more than one good thing more like!

Featuring: polhemoth, Rik "Just Juice" Mayall, a terrible situation, uber-Balebreenquaid and cuck mums.

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Episode 275.Chopping Mall (1986)

Wed, 22 Jun 2022 18:01:51 +1100

This week the Pauls tip down t'History Hole with Julie Corman's Chopping Mall (1986)! Disclaimer: very little chopping, but if I judged every film on that we'd be reduced to etc. etc.

Featuring: Bunch of Kunst, getting them out for the trailer, VR Nut, something more charming than Michael Bay, Boobie Harry and panicky idiot.

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Episode 274. Jonah Hex (2010) Feat. Becs Watson of Roll Plus Heart

Wed, 15 Jun 2022 16:22:51 +1100

Becs Watson from the screamingly-good Roll Plus Heart podcast doesn't know whether to befriend a dog or kiss it, and neither do we! It's no surprise then that our stars aligned and she came onto our thing to discuss this weird little curio from the *nervous collar-tug* period for superhero movies the noughties: Jonah Hex (2010)!

Featuring: double reasons, Dr Zeus, the theme tune to Jonah Hex, guessing Michael Shannon and Sheriffin' about.

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Episode 273. Supergirl (1984)

Wed, 08 Jun 2022 18:17:14 +1100

Marky Mark Reid (patent pending) recommended we find good things in Supergirl (1984), despite the fact it's not even about a bloody man! What's the world coming to?

Thanks Mark and thanks "Super Girl". We had fun.

Featuring: cancelled until okay, holding the nook, squirt, cling film world, the outside room, Nigel is actually a powerful wizard, Bens Kingsley and a lesson about Billy.

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Episode 272. Hackers (1995)

Tue, 31 May 2022 22:36:50 +1100

Cha'boy is back! That is to say, Goods no longer has That Illness to the extent that he can legitimately get time off from things and is back to the OGrindT, finding good things in Hackers (1995) – because Matt Antonio and Jenny Sohns both recommended this magical, beautiful thing. Thanks!

Anyway, here are its good things.

Featuring: feat: puters, That Guy Hugh Jackman, exactly what I wanted to hear, Non Fiction Truths, Dumbed Up, Shane Meadows' Future Grave, an inch from Breen and Mister The Plague.

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Episode 271. Jennifer’s Body (Feat. Ellen Graham)

Wed, 25 May 2022 08:47:00 +1100

Oh god, what have they done to my boy! My boy/boi Paul Goodman is sick with the only disease anybody ever gets now (poser!) and so I have to go it solo! A lone wanderer through the cinematic wilderness. Joined only by my daddy's trusty pocket knife and Ellen Graham from Role to Cast and numerous other ventures. Truly alone. Ellen makes me watch Jennifer's Body.

Featuring: Ellen's Dog Bowser, my boys, Woman Empowerment, Paul's handy Covid tips, the latest info on how Amanda Seyfried likes her kissing partners, and the generational gap as expressed through energy levels. Enjoy!

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Episode 270. Modern Classics: The Last Black Man In San Francisco (2019)

Tue, 17 May 2022 18:22:14 +1100

The Pauls are back with another modern classic in the shape of Joe Talbot and Jimmy Fails' The Last Black Man In San Francisco (2019)!

Featuring: Rick Hurt, the Halliwell Stank, a Toxic of Masculinities, Monto and Toxic Masculinity Chorus.

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Episode 269. Fateful Findings (2012)

Tue, 10 May 2022 15:05:38 +1100

The Pauls have a lot of work to do and so can't listen to you going on and on about other films – some would say that's hard to believe but we would say but two words: Fateful Findings. Then some following words: (2008), Neil Breen, yes.

Featuring: Subreem, Breen-Beam, preminiscence, tough tough face and Jeff.

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Episode 268. The Nan Movie (2022)

Wed, 04 May 2022 21:26:30 +1100

Mixed emotions as the Pauls visit Britain at its worst in The Nan Movie (2022)! Hooray!

Featuring: the bit that came true, naturalists, bag4death, the Pontins of movies, an affront to democracy, Team Nan and the Island Life song.

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Episode 267. Bangkok Dangerous (2008)

Wed, 27 Apr 2022 11:28:22 +1100

This week the Pauls grow their hair and blend in with the locals real good as they find all the good things in Nic Cage sleep-o-vehicle Bangkok Dangerous (2008)!

Featuring: Swindon Dangerous, deaf question, spend bad to make bad and dense hair.

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Episode 266. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (Theatrical) (2012)

Thu, 21 Apr 2022 11:55:12 +1100

This week the Pauls begin an arduous journey (genuinely didn't plan the wordplay, it just feels both arduous and long) of revisiting the Hobbit trilogy and finding all the good things within! 100% positivity you say? Somewhere!

Featuring: an unexpected experience, union stuff, Timmy in the Mangle, hugs 4-13, prominent scouse man, a real sad sad, Broody Beany Dwarf,
nonsense sledge and King C**t Barry Humphries.

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Episode 265. The Barbarians (1987)

Wed, 13 Apr 2022 14:39:58 +1100

It's back up the history hole once more with Menahem Golan's The Barbarians (1987) – but don't fear those pecs. These are a couple of hunky bros looking for fun and non-upsetting fun only. And the film ain't bad either, ho HO! Kill me.

Featuring: the Reek of podcasts, microphone hat, PMDBDC & 'orse stunts.

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Episode 264. Godzilla (1998) feat. Sean from Role To Cast

Tue, 05 Apr 2022 19:42:32 +1100

Sean Flierl – previously of Baby Beard fame, now infamously of the effervescent Role to Cast TTRPG podcast – joins us this week to find good things in Roland Emmerich's Godzilla (1998). We reminisce about a poorly-remembered past, do Michael Caine impressions and shout nonsensically a bit! Hooray!

Featuring: seanseand seanerich, How To: Accept a Proposal, "special" noises, James O'Miroquai and Changle It!

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Episode 263. Now You See Me 2 (2016)

Wed, 30 Mar 2022 12:50:32 +1100

Chris Attaway, legendary man of Invasion Planet Earth fame, recommended we find the good things in magician heist movie Now You See Me (2013). But then Paul Salt met and raised his gauntlet with magician heist CGI movie Now You See Me 2, as it was less well-reviewed and therefore more valuable to us as performers. He's a brand man to the bitter end.

The one good thing about Now You See Me 2 (2016) - starring Jesse Eisenberg, Woody Harrelson, Woody Harrelson, Lizzy Caplan, Dave Franco, Mark Ruffalo and Morgan Freeman!

Featuring: Poochy poochy Chris, Saw Knowledge, 'Twoman, Terry Magic, THEY EYE, Roger Corbert and the smart podcast.

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Episode 262. Deathstalker (1983)

Wed, 23 Mar 2022 10:37:42 +1100

This week the Pauls delve into troubling sexual politics with a night out with Jem Newlyn! But only because he recommended we tackle 1983's Deathstalker (1983). Not because of anything he's said or done. Sorry if that was implied.

The one good thing about Deathstalker!

Featuring: Jem Horse Power, Tony Braxton, an unworthy running joke, massive crimes, Tim Borton’s Rebirth As A Different Boy Machine and Midd Riff.

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Episode 261. An Evening With Beverly Luff Linn (2018)

Wed, 16 Mar 2022 21:10:31 +1100

Superfan 9000 Jenny Sohns brings in the new recommendations month with the demand that we find the good things in Jim Hosking's An Evening With Beverly Luff Linn (2018). And we did! Within!

Featuring: benefiting Nigel Farage, the movie that didn't get made, Jam vibes, an anticomedy cough, Paul's Burger Zone and a Shuffling Berry.

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Episode 260. Modern Classics: Another Year (2010)

Wed, 09 Mar 2022 07:55:48 +1100

This week the Pauls bring you another contender for the title of 'modern classic', Another Year (2010), directed by Mike Leigh and starring Jim Broadbent, Ruth Sheen, Lesley Manville and more. As a comparative piece Salt added Terence Davies' Distant Voices, Still Lives (1988) into the mix, and we really recommend both of these films as loving and profound insights into British life!

Featuring: Jackie's Law, two-foot carrot waiting list, Another Ineson, when you're alone and seeing your mates in Britain, Ken, [Jim Broadbent noise] and being fine, being absolutely fine.

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Episode 259. 2021

Thu, 03 Mar 2022 09:22:03 +1100

This week the Pauls count down their favourite films of 2021!

Featuring: all the films you need to watch!

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Episode 258. Old (2021)

Wed, 23 Feb 2022 13:15:43 +1100

This week the Pauls revive their So Bad It's Good Season with a trip to the beach where you get older in no time at all. JUST LIKE WATCHING M NIGHT SHYAMALAN'S MOVIES I have no idea if that's praise or not.

Listen to all the good things we done found!

Featuring: very good history joke, mixed reviews for Alex Wolff's teenage years, Emma Night Shyamalan, the Sewell Crewell, Gael Garcia Bernal movies we have and haven't seen, weird fun and being in Rufus Sewell's bins.

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Episode 257. Willy’s Wonderland (2021)

Wed, 16 Feb 2022 09:50:45 +1100

This week the Pauls delve into the most recent example of Nic Cage not picking his projects very well and yet at the same time perfectly: Willy's Wonderland (2021)!

Featuring: Cagic magic, The Lampshade Gang, Cage Chess, making me Broadbent and doing the Ribisi.

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Episode 256. Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021)

Thu, 10 Feb 2022 08:29:50 +1100

This week the Pauls find all the good things in Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021), the Space Jam sequel I guess starring Lebron James, Don Cheadle and every last totem of Warner Bros content regardless of context or merit!

I'm hugging my mic a bit on account of the ridiculous time we had to record. Blame the industrious Australian tradie.

Featuring: A hundred laughs, if either one of us knew anything about basketball, being slightly reminiscent of Michael Sheen from Tron, some tedious cartoon stuff and the double test.

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Episode 255. The Howling II: Your Sister Is A Werewolf... (1985)

Wed, 02 Feb 2022 19:32:50 +1100

The Pauls dive down t'history hole once more to find all the good things in Christopher Lee movie The Howling II: Your Sister Is A Werewolf... (1985)!

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Episode 254. Postal (2007)

Wed, 26 Jan 2022 09:35:14 +1100

Chris Bond of Baby Beard fame was due to guest this week but, unfortunately, has COVID. He did still recommend that we find the good things in Uwe Boll's Postal (2007), so we wish him a speedy recovery so we can go over there and kick his ass. Twist: he can beat us both up.

Featuring: Jackie Tohn Loc, reflections on Uwe Boll and this week's human moment.

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Episode 253. Twin Dragon Encounter (1986)

Wed, 19 Jan 2022 18:06:19 +1100

Fantastic cat-and-us patron Kim Sanders recommends this week's movie thing, continuing our recent Canuxploitation bent with Twin Dragon Encounter (1986)! Can the Pauls find something to do that doesn't involve playing pranks on women who trust them implicitly? Let's hope not, as doing so would be manly and awesome. Aww yeah. The one good thing about that film!

Featuring: the Chuckle Brothers, Beef Dreams, Isle of Mann, Billy Buttland, Gunshot Jeff, Bear Music, Salt not knowing what an Evanescence song is called and me eating chocolate when I thought Salt was going to talk for longer, sorry.

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Episode 252. The Dark Side of the Sun (1988)

Wed, 12 Jan 2022 18:34:04 +1100

Liam Jose is back with the ill behaviour of recommending us a film that conjures up very specific imagery – images such as "Brad Pitt in a gimp suit riding a motorcycle around Yugoslavia." You guessed it - the one good thing about Dark Side of the Sun!

Featuring: a literal approach to scarecrowery, Garypedia, Relatable wanking analogy, Dr. Legit, Rare Christopher Nolan bit, Always Paul Putner, Gimpy Brad Pitt and Shite Knight.

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Episode 251. The Iron Mask, aka Journey To China (2020)

Wed, 05 Jan 2022 21:00:00 +1100

If old acquaintance be forgot, fools! The Pauls journey to China arf arf to watch The Iron Mask, aka Journey To China, aka Viy 2, and disagree about just how bad it is. So there's positivity for you. The one good thing about Journey to China or the Iron Mask! Or whatever!

Featuring: twatty English awful man, Madame Charlesdancedaughter, sarcastically long hair, riled-up Paul and Jason Flemyng business.

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Episode 250. OGT! (Episode 250 Special)

Fri, 31 Dec 2021 14:03:07 +1100

The old Pauly codgers Paul and Paul have pauled up their Pauls one last Paul for 2021 to talk about their pauldcasty I'll stop now year!

Featuring: reassessing the mission statement, revising our top and bottom tens and answering questions from you, the fantastically hot OGTeam!

Thanks again everyone. See you in the new year xxx

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Naughty Christmas Treat 2021

Sat, 25 Dec 2021 00:00:00 +1100

Merry Christmas Boys, Girls and Stepmums everywhere! Once again the Pauls are celebrating the holidays with a very cheeky bit of fun! This time they're reading through some kinky plot summaries from some of the big boys in saucy internet vids. Cum all ye faithful and enjoy this years Naughty Christmas Treat!

Episode 249. Four Christmases (2008)

Wed, 22 Dec 2021 17:37:08 +1100

This Christmas, think of your loved ones. And think of the Pauls out there who find the good things in bad movies, for they are better than the meek and shall inherit something unspecified in a distant fan's mind. Kudos, perhaps, or mere acknowledgement that, yes, we did find the good things in Four Christmases. And you are welcome.

Featuring: Christmassy Piss, Waiting for Godot reference, more Christopher Nolan impressions, the wanks of Paulmas yore, Vince Detail, Jon Voight in a tinselly house and a dynamic cut to an inert body.

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Episode 248. The Matrix Revolutions (2003)

Wed, 15 Dec 2021 19:35:21 +1100

Whoa there, idiots! It's time for some sweet woah action (I differentiate the two meanings in this way, so get bloody stuffed all grammarians who aren't me) with chaboi K'nu Reeves as the Pauls find the one good thing in The Matrix Revolutions (2003)!

Featuring: Going for a Weaving, good uniforms, The Trin Man, common expressions in the Matrix, the unmemorable Agent Smith and the surprisingly imitable Agent Smith.

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Episode 247. The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)

Wed, 08 Dec 2021 19:06:50 +1100

Our Pauly senses are tingling! And so on and so forth! It's the one good thing about The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)!

Featuring: hot vines, what things ares, all our Marks, Dominic Cummings, walking here, Tea Leoni, Smooth Mark Rylance, male bondling, cummy old England, twinning it, pants power, spoody shooty and Orciward.

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Episode 246. The Guardians (2017)

Wed, 01 Dec 2021 19:09:06 +1100

Stereotypical list of all the Russian words I know! It's the one good thing about Russia's answer to Avengers: The Guardians (2017)!

Featuring: Paulcronicity, Boris Octopus, a man sits on a chair, Captain a Bear, butt-heavy, access to rocks and some good old making love to a bear.

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Episode 245. Things (1989)

Wed, 24 Nov 2021 08:00:00 +1100

The Paulboiz return to Canuxploitationsville this week by pure chance, dipping as they are wont into t'history hole for 1989's Things! Holy crap.

Featuring: shit twin, really hating Justin Trudeau, a coherent thing to think about Things, multiple Cage(s) references, tailspin and finite dog sauce.

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Episode 244. The 13th Warrior (1999)

Tue, 16 Nov 2021 17:11:05 +1100

This week Goods couldn't be here, although he was able to write the episode intro, so here goes: Phil Harker-Smith of Baby Beard fame came on to talk Antonio Banderas thing The 13th Warrior (1999). They talk about all kinds of things, such as: good things, Antonio Banderas, films, Michael Crichton and (I presume) being British lads and loving football, pub fights and dogging. How very homegrown!

Featuring: many things I have definitely heard and can relay to you here.

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Episode 243. Beyond the 7th Door (1987)

Wed, 10 Nov 2021 19:33:19 +1100

This week Goodman's new best Breen friend Liam has recommended heretofore-unknown-to-the-Pauls Beyond the 7th Door (1987), and then threatened to show him his 7th door. Goodman said yes. The one good thing about Beyond the 7th Door!

Featuring: Scoot McNairy Squinting, Between the Batses, Oscyworthy, silently naked, fully-clothed sex, Mr. Preston's Transylvania Castle, famous treasure and Old Gateauey Bob.

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Episode 242. Next (2007)

Wed, 03 Nov 2021 21:05:23 +1100

Superfan blim-BLAM Jenny Sohns recommends this Nic Cage classic (of sorts). The Paulboiz strap in and peer, well, squint really, two minutes into the future to figure out the one good things about Next (2007)!

Featuring: Northed by a Cage, Nasty Massy, needing Chris Johnson, nobody's Bielsness, Paul Bettany Disease, Michael “Everyman” Cera, spend of time and a smooth object of persecution.

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Episode 241. Texas Chainsaw Massacre Halloween Special!

Wed, 27 Oct 2021 10:36:02 +1100

Those stupid, foolish, damned sexy Paulboiz embark once more on a quest that has very little in it for them: reviewing every single Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie to date!

Featuring: fear, laughter, tedium, masochism, fury, anger, acceptance, defeat, static, quickfires.

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One Quick Thing#10: Satan‘s Slave (1976)

Wed, 20 Oct 2021 18:26:36 +1100

Join us this week for another Quick (Thing) foray into endless source of wonder, Gorehouse Greats and this week's bit of film: Satan's Slave (1976)!

Featuring: conspicuously short cult, Inseminoid, Les Young, Michael Gough’s tuppence, the Far East, Bosstache, Loud and Kids, Thrill Kill? and the fish and chips of lesser men.

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One Quick Thing #9: Prime Evil (1988)

Wed, 13 Oct 2021 11:57:41 +1100

This week Paul Salt is away doing whatever he does when not talking to me – I have object impermanence, but knowing that doesn't seem to help – so here's another from our Quick Thing collection, but recorded last week so as to make sense of all our constant callbacks and self-referencing.

Featuring: Double Grief, a normal gym, Kevin "The Zodiac Killer" Dunn, Father Evil Sir Terry Wogan, Never Go For Die and Jesus Raps.

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Episode 240. Certain Women (2016)

Wed, 06 Oct 2021 17:28:58 +1100

In their continued attempt to find modern cinema that can rightly be called 'classic' Salt proposes Kelly Reichardt's Certain Women (2016)!

Featuring: Optional Paul, Joe “Montagne” Montana, a tent worth shitting in, The Pikachu, hands of a horse, a rare Brendan Fraser quality, Paul Salt’s Burger Corner and Rugtown.

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Episode 239. White Chicks (2004)

Wed, 29 Sep 2021 19:14:02 +1100

This week the Pauldogs discuss White Chicks (2004) and all the good therein. For the love of God they do that.

Featuring: lessons from Richard Ayoade, True Son Terry Crews, The Tim Curry Effect, Salt’s Law, finding new ways to talk about Adam Sandler, Lochlyn Munro and That Friend You Don’t Know, almost Hereditary, Bobby Popping and John "The Trouble” Jen Blundell.

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Episode 238. Malignant (2021)

Wed, 22 Sep 2021 13:45:16 +1100

This week the Pauls get recent with potential cult horror movie of this and the year: Malignant (2021)!

Featuring: Piers Morgan: Happiest Man in the World, the Razzies?, Jenny!, conch surprise, Brian Eenoooo, spoilers, Gabe gotta talk, and ?, b, 3.

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Episode 237. Stone Cold (1991)

Wed, 15 Sep 2021 11:53:54 +1100

This week the Pauls sweep their hairs to a taper and don't wanna go to school in order to find all the good things in Brian Bosworth's Stone Cold (1991) - a fantastic flipping film, fantastic fun fun fantastic.

Featuring: Lore & law, stuntman convo, mullet nuance, optical mullet, Blue Ballantyne, regular jinks, an uncut lesson in grammar, immediately explosions, The 1980s The Man, Chekhov’s bulletproof vest, Crimestation, the gang of excellent names and old man thesaurus.

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Episode 236. Congo (1995)

Wed, 08 Sep 2021 22:04:44 +1100

The Pauls kick off their new Wednesday-release career by finding all the good things about Congo (1995) and hoping it is anywhere near as great as Anaconda.

Featuring: Laser Corp, exterior motive, plane drinks, anyone’s laser, boat droks, a warning for readers, the most rubbish rubbish puppet and the power of diamonds.

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Episode 235. Troll 2 (1990)

Tue, 31 Aug 2021 22:19:11 +1100

Goodman is back with the ill behaviour and big ol' butt to help main co-host Paul Salt find the one good thing in not-about-trolls film, Troll 2!

Featuring: peen tatt, a movie about goblins, Llort, wonderful guy George Hardy, a couple of pros, Jared Harris strength, Billy the Blue Ranger, Steinbeck and almost the best bit.

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Episode 234. Stay (ft. Ellen Graham)

Tue, 24 Aug 2021 12:22:59 +1100

The Paul is challenged by friend of the podcast Ellen Graham to watch more than all of 2005's trippy psychological thriller, Stay! Can they survive the existential labyrinth and figure out what's a dream? All of it? Hope not.

Featuring: Definite Paul, Definite Gosling, Testosterone, the startling truth about Gondoliers, why Hollywood hires Naomi Watts and how to be the best psychiatrist.

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Episode 233. Bad Teacher (featuring That Horror Chick)

Tue, 17 Aug 2021 10:08:04 +1100

One of the Pauls is stuck in detention, whilst the other is free to cavort and enjoy life as they please. TWIST. It's the detention one who had to watch the movie. Joined by the always excellent Kateward Mayward, from Have You Ever Heard Of... Podcast. Together they suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous Jen Blundell, who made us watch Bad Teacher, murdering one of the Pauls in the process. Cheers Jen!

Featuring: Bad Submarine Driver, The Cave of Forgotten Tenacious D, a divisive redhead, the worst football club and a healthy disrespect for all professional educators.

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Episode 232. Eddie (1996)

Tue, 10 Aug 2021 21:33:29 +1100

Goodman's girlfriend Nell is a right thug, going off on this and that about sports, flexing her biceps and all other kinds of ceps, including fore-, just to get him to find the good things in Whoopi Goldberg's sports thing Eddie (1996). But don't tell her you read it here.

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Jockey Wilson.

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Episode 231. What A Way To Go! (1964)

Wed, 04 Aug 2021 08:08:54 +1100

Mark Reid, famously patronal man, reckoned the Pauls deserved a reward for trawling through dreck and dross week in, week out, and recommended we find all the good things in the historically-maligned What A Way To Go! (1964). Starring everyone - imagine Gary Oldman screaming that word and you'll realise just how every.

Featuring: films that flap, getting Shirley MacLaine, sister's dream house, brain help, what I learned from Epic Movie, restaurant clown?, sassy plot, Rod Straightly and Dick Van Dyktating.

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Episode 230. Hirokazu Kore-eda's Still Walking (2008) - A Great Modern Movie

Tue, 27 Jul 2021 20:06:07 +1100

This week the Pauls change it up: instead of defending a much-maligned movie they're going back to their roots and disproving the ol' shitey adage that they don't make movies like that anymore. First up is Hirokazu Kore-eda's Still Walking (2008), indisputably a modern classic.

Seen it? Are you interested? Get in touch!

Featuring: Shrewd Shark, mmmmmucosal, fun with languages, shitty grief flowers, everything wrong with your generation and the real hero.

The movies discussed in this episode:

Still Walking

Tokyo Story

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Episode 229. Chaos Walking (2021)

Tue, 20 Jul 2021 12:00:43 +1100

This week the Pauls reverb their innermost thoughts to hide their true feelings about Chaos Walking!... the one good thing! about.

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Tue, 15 Jun 2021 18:28:34 +1100

This week the Pauls take one last dive down the history hole to find all the good things about much better than Reefer Madness film Maniac (1934)!

Just do yourself a favour and watch it here: Maniac (1934) - YouTube

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Episode 223. Conan the Barbarian (2011)

Tue, 08 Jun 2021 20:11:32 +1100

Lovely patron and my lifelong bully Jem Newlyn recommended this week's film: it's the one good thing about Conan the Barbarian (2011)!

Featuring: bassemble! the original Night King, Cosmos Nopantsmos, a real William Fichtner, Classic Horse Stunts and Thanks, Stephan Lang.

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Wed, 07 Apr 2021 12:17:03 +1100

Chris Attaway turns up for bloody once and brings us Simon Cox's Invasion Planet Earth to save us from ourselves. Were we prepared?

No.

Featuring: end credits song, wikki-wild, British Jeff, Tony Jaajitsu, Not Tring, best joke, Beyond the Breen and Cosmic Jeff.

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Episode 213. The Lawnmower Man (1992)

Tue, 30 Mar 2021 22:23:41 +1100

The chaotic and sexual Chris Bond from Baby Beard comes on to help the bashful Pauls find the good things in not Stephen King's The Lawnmower Man (1992). Depending on which Paul you listen to most, holy crap!

Featuring: @deathnote, weird & uncool, slappers only, 90s representation of mental disability, The Tron, horny for logs, nearCage, Jolly Green Gianthead, millions of bees, So Fast So Shirtless and Salty Brosnan.

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Episode 212. Descendants 2 (2017) feat. You Know What I Like

Tue, 23 Mar 2021 17:56:47 +1100

This week Mark and Sophie from You Know What I Like come on with their brand of wholesome musical energy to make us watch more stuff that Goodman really doesn't like! This time around it's Disney's 'punish the children' saga Descendants 2!

Featuring: David Icke, Oh no sexism, Chekhov’s weirddog, a place of paint and wicked bobbin'.

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Episode 211. American Rickshaw (1989)

Tue, 16 Mar 2021 17:49:10 +1100

Thanks to Matt Antonio @strayt0aster for recommending monument to 80s bliss American Rickshaw starring Olympic gymnast Mitch Gaylord – it's exactly what we needed after many weeks of farty fart movies. You're our new king, Matt.

Featuring: Ken Loach's porn pizza bitches.

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Tue, 02 Feb 2021 18:41:58 +1100

Tiny Town

This week it’s face first into t’history hole as the Pauls find good things in 1938’s all-dwarf cast The Terror of Tiny Town. Yeah.

Barry Bangel, bad filter, Our Boss Jerry Bruckheimer, scary confronting and scary, Romulons and Capulons, Terebis Mayjohn and a hot hot blacksmith that just won’t let up.

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Episode 204. The Wrong Missy

Tue, 26 Jan 2021 16:12:41 +1100

Goodman's friend Nick (will doxx for right price) had to sit through a Happy Madison movie the other week. He said we should too. After saying yes, Goodman completely forgot it was a Happy Madison movie, and one evening finally sat down to watch the thing. And it was a Happy Madison movie.

The one good thing about The Wrong Missy!

Featuring: Decessity, noted antivaxxer Rob Schneider, real Jill vibes, fair Adam Sandler voice, thinking tits, Valley Girl segment, Smarmie Hammer, Jackie the Handler and FindYourFall#.

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Episode 203. Escape From Tomorrow

Tue, 19 Jan 2021 16:28:05 +1100

Thanks to Awesome A.F. patron Lucy May Clipsham for recommending Escape From Tomorrow – a film ostensibly about Disney and filmed on location in Disneyland if anyone cared to notice! Which they almost didn't! Chuck some puns in there about the Pauls queueing for ages and being so sick on the rides/from eating doughnuts/ from social anxiety and you've got yourself a classic episode of Paul on Paul: Film Time.

Featuring: big dick energy jr., classic pie jump situation, Sir Arthur Creampie, slapping a kid, the A-word, new joke, good foot cream, Blife, Wellen and Shart Tales.

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Episode 202. The Last Days of American Crime (feat. That Horror Chick)

Tue, 12 Jan 2021 15:20:59 +1100

Katy, our friend and also host of the 'Have You Ever Heard Of?' podcast, ceases to be at least one of these things this week as she comes on t'show to discuss the Netflix original Last Days of American Crime.

I HATE YOU, KATY.

Featuring: Go Gumblefuck, no reasons, Not Rafe Spall, Not Charlie Hunnam, Not Hot, Not Swank, new jingles, pain challenge, Brick the Hero, too busy to harass and the Cop Book.

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Episode 201. Sucker Punch

Wed, 06 Jan 2021 14:27:02 +1100

Happy New Bloody Year you absolute fools! Starting strong with a recommendation from the Almighty Nell, the Pauls are plunging crotch-first into Zak Snyder guffotron Sucker Punch. Start as you mean to go on, my dear old nan always said. But not how Zak Snyder starts things because Jesus might be watching.

Featuring: multi-layered cinephile, vag up!, t-shirt idea, BYOBS, Tyler Bates bollocks and a joke that hides how upset he is.

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Episode 200: Episode 200!

Wed, 30 Dec 2020 17:28:17 +1100

Against all odds and legal advice/warnings, the Pauls have reached an almighty 200 episodes! Join them as they reflect on the year, talk a bit about film and hear from the guests they had along the way, specifically the one good thing from their worst movies of all time.

There are jokes, too! Big ones!

Featuring: navel gazing and bags of wank.

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Tue, 08 Dec 2020 18:25:44 +1100

The decorations go up on December 1st and the Pauls podcast Christmas for the whole bloody month apparently – this is week the second, and we're megacelebrating with Surviving Christmas starring Ben Affleck and James Gandolfini. Don't tell us we're not constantly giving. Because that would be inaccurate.

Featuring: Third-degree Faye, Spongepaul Squarepaul, Thingo, Unfortunately James Gandolfini, Just Which One’s The Serial Killer: The Game and a pretty good excuse for getting rid of Ben Affleck.

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Episode 196. Christmas Movies

Tue, 01 Dec 2020 12:12:01 +1100

Ho oh no, everyone! The Pauls have decided to undertake a season of Christmas films! They're going to start by discussing what the bloody point of Christmas films are! Let's hope the outcome is positive or the next three weeks will just be us crying more than usual. Enjoy!

Featuring: Paul Goodman's very resident evil christmas, nostalgia, Love actually IS depressing as fuck, and Die Hard obviously.

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Episode 195. No Orchids For Miss Blandish

Tue, 24 Nov 2020 16:53:22 +1100

As we approach episode 200 it's time for another funky punt down the history hole – this time it's "worst film of all time" worst film of all time film No Orchids For Miss Blandish, and every word in that sentence I just said is true.

Featuring: weird vamping, journalism gun, the rough touch of Gene Siskel, crazy dames, pointy man, Humphrey Nogart, fight music and Sarah Chronner McGonagalls.

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Episode 194. Dungeons & Dragons (Feat. The Simpsons Index)

Tue, 17 Nov 2020 19:23:48 +1100

Tally ho and well met, traveller: my name is Count Paulkula and I am a legitimate TTRPG-type wanderer. Oh no! A magic missile! See?

Anyway, the Simpsons Index boys came on to talk up another oft-maligned and little-heard of part of a franchise no one cares about. Why? Because we asked them to! Your tax dollars at work.

Featuring: Captain Damn-It Dan the Toothpaste Man, Thorazine Birch, and Jeremy "in for a penny" Irons.

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Episode 193. The Spirit

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 16:30:02 +1100

Thanks to Victor Gamboa for eventually responding to my pleas in the night and recommending Frank Miller's The Spirit. Worst luck, though: just yesterday I was standing with elbow on appropriately-positioned stool saying I'd give everyone a million dollars if Frank Miller made a weird pastiche of his most famous film with none of the class, depth or Robert Rodriguezes; not only was everyone in the whole world in the room with me, but they put it on Space YouTube for all the aliens to see. In that respect, I'm doubly glad for sweet patrons such as Victor Gamboa for supporting us in everything (artistic (for the podcast)) that we do. Thanks for that – and this!

Featuring: CGI Land, Worth a Black Sack, The Best Goofy, three very good running jokes, a good message for the kids and WHO IS THIS FOR?

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Episode 192. Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 Revisited: A Commentary

Tue, 03 Nov 2020 09:13:45 +1100

As part of their mission to revisit their least favourite films in OGT history, the Pauls have recorded a commentary for those of you who are just itching for an excuse to watch Paul Blart Mall Cop 2.

For those of you playing along at home, just press play when we press play; for those of you who for some reason are not, we've filled the silences with our usual bollocks, so tune in and zone out to the incessant drone of the Pauls!

Featuring: Paul Blart truther, a great catch, frustrated sighs and Martin McDonagh?

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Episode 191. Slasher Remakes, Reboots and Crossovers

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 09:02:58 +1100

Happy Halloween! Take a break from your 2020 experience by being very, very scared for a bit! This year the Pauls are subjecting themselves to 21st Century attempts to capitalise on Freddy, Jason and Michael Myers (who isn't big enough to be known by one name). Will the Pauls be frightened by Michael Bay outside of the context of the man's sexual politics? Can a serious art film be made by a man definitely named Robert Zombies? What exactly is a short bus? Tune in to our obscenely long Halloween special to find out!

Featuring: Four hours and twenty minutes of pure horror! But also, some bickering.

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One Quick Thing #8. Stanley (1972)

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 10:30:48 +1100

Paul Salt was born in reverse-Gaspar Noe style last week, so while he’s reknitting his genetic makeup in a soupy vat in the Lewisham YMCA, I’ve unearthed footage of us from a week ago (specially recorded for today like a real episode) in which we watch and discuss the Gorehouse Great animal-revenge movie Stanley. It’s back to regular episodes next week, and back to Paul’s regular old self too. Impermeable, supple, fleshy. Let's talk snakes!

Featuring: Kim Twoman, seventies man Mo Green, Chekhov’s arsebite, Good-arse Terry, Rock Johnson and snake blindness.

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One Quick Thing #7: Trip With the Teacher

Tue, 13 Oct 2020 12:48:40 +1100

It's LFF season! Paul Salt is away and the Goodman shall play... the edit of this episode over and over again as he brings to you an episode of One Quick Thing: this time the Pauls get stuck into gritty nasty revenge flick Trip With the Teacher. Oh boy!

Featuring: gasso fillo, funky escape, Joan Crawford, Dennis Hopper and the best Australian crows.

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Episode 190. Exorcising Exorcist III

Tue, 06 Oct 2020 17:12:07 +1100

Hello Brothers and Sisters! Today Paul “Legs Eleven” Salt rushes to the defence of an oft-maligned movie in the hopes that Goodman will stop spitting on him for just one second. This time around it’s to talk William Peter Blatty’s The Exorcist III! Will the saliva resume forthwith or be withheld out of pure damn respect? Find out in here! No, here… here. Look where I’m pointing. Yeah. There we go.

Featuring: Better than The Bill, Space Exorcist, a bit of a Father Situation, Ed Flanders and A Good Old Scream In A Nurse’s Face.

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Episode 189. Van Helsing

Tue, 29 Sep 2020 15:08:37 +1100

The Pauls round off revisiting their teenage years with damp camporama (and camper van) Van Helsing! Who is more and who less jaded than their teen self, and who? Some other questions pertaining to this episode instilling a sense of mystery in the audience? The answers to all await within... the One Good Thing about Van Helsing!

Featuring: Mistake Time, Clarifying Roger Ebert Jokes, a Silvestri Secret, Jason Isaacs RPG, Two-Quip Jackman, Extra Werewolf, VAMPIRE RIGHTS, the magic word and flying through the flipping air.

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Episode 188. Batman Forever

Tue, 22 Sep 2020 11:01:36 +1100

Holy contrived opening, Bat-team! The Dynamic Duo of guys named Paul are going back to their childhoods to find out what Jim Carrey is doing inside of them. But oh no! His best mate Sheriff Tommy Lee Jones is also there, and he's got three arms or something. Splat! Will the Pauls live to podcast another day? In!

Featuring: Electric Cancer, Anthony Hopkin's Riddler, the inability to speak, Wild Things, millions of diamonds, Batman the nice guy boss and the thrilling action adventure that McDonald's wanted you to have.

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Episode 187. Spy Hard

Tue, 15 Sep 2020 17:33:08 +1100

Tally-Ho and other classic Leslie Nielsen phrases! This week the Pauls begin their trip down 90s Lane, avoiding as they shamble the glassy stares of the remaining members of Take That, murky old coins with Craig Charles' face on them and the battle for Cool Britannia, which was literally a war waged literally on our literal childhoods via Hot Teen Music.

We saw a bunch of movies back then, just like now, the difference being we were slightly less discerning in our early years. Exhibit A: Spy Hard. It seemed like pretty much the number one comedy of our generation when we were still wearing Polos for poverty glasses and Hula Hoops for underage poverty wedding rings. All the lads and dads RAVED the Spy News. And now...?

Featuring: Reject Blue, home truths about our good friends at Baby Beard, the George Lucas defence, a real Joker movie and Brad “Fat Casper” Garrett.

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Episode 186. Perfect Films

Wed, 09 Sep 2020 10:26:04 +1100

Friends! OGTeam! This week the Pauls discuss perfect movies - does such a film exist? What would its criteria be if so, and to what extent must we all maintain decorum and treat each other like human beings as we continue this discussion into the future of cinema? Join us on this path of understanding and reason within!

Featuring: some awesome films that only idiots hate unreasonably and I hate them.

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Episode 185. The Babe Ruth Story

Tue, 01 Sep 2020 10:54:23 +1100

Greetings, chums! It's down t'history hole once again as the Pauls find the good things in 1948's The Babe Ruth Story. Knowing the bare minimum about baseball, or America, frankly, what will they learn about these people's national and spiritual hero, and indeed, what prejudices will they develop as a result? Watch out, America, and welcome to One Good Thing.

Featuring: baseball, soda pop, BASEBALL, Lenny or George, Opposite Citizen Kane Moment, Paul Goodman’s series of amazing religious references, BAASEBAAAALL, saving a dog with a knife, can’t help the Josh Gad references EITHER AND BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEBAAAAAAAAA

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Episode 184. Inconceivable (feat. John from Beyond the Box Set)

Wed, 26 Aug 2020 14:20:39 +1100

John from the smashing Guardian-featured podcast Beyond the Box Set makes his triumphant return to our smashing Guardian-featured podcast with another of Faye Dunaway’s Mad Crazy Films, this one mostly starring Gina Gershon and Nic Cage, making it a trinity of sorts, but most definitely a trinity headed by a fourth even better thing in the form of director Jonathan Baker, a man who’s just there whether you want him or not. Oh, it’s called Inconceivable, and we’re talking about it right bloody now!

Featuring: The Portrait of Nicole Kidman, the fans who deserve to know, John’s multiple hats, an M. Night Shyamalan-style insert, Salty Screenz, gas leak house, the forever BBQ and failed attempt at movie reference.

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Episode 183. Soul Man

Tue, 18 Aug 2020 13:26:06 +1100

Thanks to legendary Loki figure @HarrisonVevo for recommending this week's thing: Soul Man. Nice sounding title. A what you'd call 'off-the-mark' romp featuring blackface and lots of very memorable impressions? No doubt. Come find out! In here. We've saved you a space next to Harrison Vevo.

Featuring: Captain Punch, really positive racism, the Memorable Thingo, talking about Stewart Lee for a bit, White Man The Movie and Things That Did Not Go Through My Head.

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Episode 182. Anaconda

Tue, 11 Aug 2020 18:23:29 +1100

Phil from Baby Beard joins us this week to discuss the good things in insane and great film Anaconda. If that isn’t enough to lure you in then we’re getting Jon Voight involved. And he’s going to find you.

Featuring: our llosta, my important project, Roger Ebert’s Mass Audience Entertainment Machine, a pretty good Ice Cube joke and Enter the Voight.

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Episode 181. Bucky Larson Returns

Tue, 04 Aug 2020 21:53:03 +1100

Oopsy Poopsy, it's time to return to the Happy Maddison Trough to see what they've slopped out for us today. It's the exact same stuff we processed for them two years ago! Yay, let's run it through out systems again! Can the Pauls find new good things to say about one of the most challenging wanks they've ever been offered? Find out here, now, inside.

Featuring: Accents that only last for the first 30 minutes everyone, BDSEmployment, GILFS, COB, drug abuse, Christina Ricci Abuse, explicit Dorf and a whole bunch of humiliation for all involved including you.

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Episode 180. Only Goods Forgives

Tue, 28 Jul 2020 18:45:17 +1100

Time for a defence-of episode! This is an opportunity for those ever-positive Pauls to actually be positive for once. This time, it’s Goodman’s turn to be super cheerful about sad slow film Only God Forgives - hooray!

I tell you what- I’m wanna fight. Are you?

Featuring: a Gosly grope, a godly trap, a euphemism for the worst weekend, an awkward situation with Ryan Gosling, Mind Your Scott Thomas and a very good running joke.

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Episode 179. Artemis Fowl

Tue, 21 Jul 2020 18:11:59 +1100

Hey everyone, Josh Gad here. We’ve all had a lot of fun today. I just want to take the time to reassure you that the Paulboys are “comedians”, which means that sometimes they will say a thing tinged, nay, sprinkled, with irony. They don’t mean any of the words that come out of their mouths in these moments of inspiration. WARNING! Please don’t worry - these are “jokes”, and usually mean the opposite of what was said.

Again, this is just a friendly heads up. We wouldn’t want any misunderstandings, least of all ones that result in hilarity or any emotion.

The one good thing about Artemis Fowl!

Featuring: boat unknown, Stare At A Tree, Memento 2: I Remember Everything, some bad bad puns, some even worse puns, and the courage to boldly not go there if it’s difficult. Not once.

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Episode 178. Like a Boss

Tue, 14 Jul 2020 09:39:23 +1100

You want empowerment? Check out these two white dudes talking about a movie written by two other white dudes about two women trying to make it in the infamously viscous make up business where their greatest enemy is a powerful woman! Open wide, OGTeam, and prepare to receive what's left of the Rubicon right in your face.

Featuring: two great lead performances that deserve a better movie, some conjecture, a new beauty regime that will change your manner of death, vagina cake man, The Inderpendent, and an open financial offer to Salma Hayak. Please buy this podcast.

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Episode 177. Dolittle

Tue, 07 Jul 2020 14:31:05 +1100

Oh, to talk with the animals, to laugh and cry and move to Mexico with the animals - we all love animals in the multiple definitions of all of those words, but what happens when someone does away with the meaning of words altogether, pushing Robert Downey Jr. aside in the face to rely only on Kumail Nanjiani delivering one liners via the medium of annoying CGI character? It worked for MIB International, but how does he do that without words, Paul? HOW?! HOOOOOOO

The one good thing about Dolittle!

Featuring: Trailer Mistake Example, a new segment regarding how much we suck, some great jokes, English whimsy and the rage that inspires, Dread Pirate David Mitchell (not that one) and Willem Dafoe yelling at the ocean.

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Episode 176. Trailers!

Tue, 30 Jun 2020 12:45:44 +1100

Are trailers art? What is the purpose of art, and should it have one at all? None of these questions and more are discussed in today's episode, where the Pauls talk about their top ten trailers of all time!*

*That they** can remember

** Goodman***

*** Paul

Featuring: dooowwwf, key change, comedy scratch, beeeoooww and dff-dff-dff-dffvvuvvufuffffskklllcchhhhh.

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Episode 175. Love Happy

Wed, 24 Jun 2020 08:38:59 +1100

It's back up their history hole for Paul and Paul as they enter the Roaring 40s to review what is commonly perceived to be the weakest Marx Brothers film. Is it the Jack and Jill of its generation? Or is it obviously not that? Find out only by listening to the episode we've recorded about that.

Featuring: Goodman's powerful brothers, the tragic story of Todd Theoscars, Chica Marx, the best song about child abuse you'll hear today, a throb of a time, and the flat circular nature of time.

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Episode 174. Black Cauldron (feat. Ellen of Baby Beard)

Tue, 16 Jun 2020 12:09:50 +1100

*** Goodman's mic is knackered in this one. Sorry about that. This'll be sorted by next episode!***

Not content to ruin our lives with the adorable nostalgic Casper (the friendly ghost), Ellen returns to fill said ruins with Disney Dreamz (TM). This week it's the one good thing about The Black Cauldron!

Featuring: the slipperiest soap, executive pig assistant, the hidden hero, the obvious Gollum and a Cockney bookie hero.

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Episode 173. Mean Guns

Tue, 09 Jun 2020 22:57:13 +1100

Episode 173. Mean Guns

Ever thought: “sure, it’s hilarious when the Pauls are miserable, but I love their rank depression and hope they never take a holiday”? Well you can sod off now, scum, because Matthew Whittaker of the extremely chocolatey Cinema Bushido has recommended we find all the good things in Albert Pyun’s Mean Guns for us to rub over our aching hearts like a salve made of salve concentrate.

Featuring: not needing advice on guns or anything else, poetic Dr. T, a big smiley face, The Long Arm Killers, whose daughter?, positive swearing and Tommy.

***

Hey everyone. Thanks for listening as ever - here are the links from the top of the show. Have a look and if any of these resonate, please donate!

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Thanks, love,

The Pauls

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Episode 172. Cats (feat. Daniel from Cinematic Adventure)

Tue, 02 Jun 2020 13:39:41 +1100

Calling all Jellicle whatevers! Daniel from Cinematic Adventure hates us so much that he wanted to make us watch Cats and talk about it for a bit. This is that.

You see? I can do it without a pun. Movie critics are hacks.

...

I'm not even going to do one as a gag here. Not anywhere.

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Episode 171. Re-Run For Your Wife (movie commentary)

Tue, 26 May 2020 11:55:14 +1100

In Salt's quest to discover the true bottom ten of OGT history, but also to keep things interesting, The Pauls are spicing up their rewatch frenzy by recording a commentary for the British sex comedy Run For Your Wife. Now YOU, cursed listener, can watch along with us as we: forget what's happening, perform role play after role play about minor characters and ask each other about early noughties experiences for later alt-tabbing. Hooray!

Featuring: The Last of the Summer Wine and Judi Dench.

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170. Sporting Snake Eyes

Tue, 19 May 2020 14:32:28 +1100

Too bad, OGTeam, you got SNAKE EYES! (beaten up Nic Cage voice) Or at the very least you've got a case of the Kevin Dunnes because you're about to be embroiled in the slipperiest conspiraciest secret operation out there: one Paul likes a Nic Cage film, he's decided to defend it, and we barely discuss Nic Cage at all! At least compared to normal. Probably because it's Brian De Palma's Snake Eyes.

So grab your ticket (I put it in your pool of goodwill while you were sleeping), pull up a fight-night seat right next to your favourite Gary Sinise and get ready for an earful on Brian De Palma's SNAAAAAKE EEEEYYYYEEES. Please.

Featuring: an Owen Wilson mwow, a justified perv, the scandal of a thirteen-year old and the light prism that is the many soul permutations of Kevin Dunne.

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Episode 169. Zombie Women of Satan

Tue, 12 May 2020 11:00:00 +1100

Way-ay pets and bairns, time to dust off our not-at-all practiced Geordie accents as we look for the good things in Paul Salt's least favourite film of all time, Zombie Women of Satan!

Featuring: Butts, Boobs and Proust.

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Episode 168. The Goldfinch

Tue, 05 May 2020 21:01:40 +1100

Merry Christmas, book fans! The Pauls went to their local Blockbuster with a hollowed-out copy of Donna Tartt's The Goldfinch under each arm, the plan being to smuggle out every single copy of Double Impact to watch it on Salt's many screens – unfortunately for them the Blockbuster store manager Keith spotted them coming a mile off and ran over to those succulent boys, madly waving his hands above his head and sweating like a mad horse.

"Thank God you're here," said Keith. "Let's get this sorted once and for all – this time for Jesus."

After which he emptied a bin bag full of the smashed remains of every The Goldfinch DVD he had into our scooped-out books, filling any gaps with fast-hardening glue. His teeth were audibly grinding in the frenzy. Neither Paul nor I dared meet his eye.

"Now eye, brain and ear are whole again," he ejaculated, pulling down his trousers and saluting us. "Go, brave warriors! Godspeed to the Void!" He waved until we could no longer see him or his ball over the curvature of the Earth.

One of the Pauls wept all the way home and collapsed into violent racially-motivated swearing several minutes before reaching the safety of his soundproofed hate-room, but the other handsomer one thumbed the pudding mass of DVD shards into the VCR his mum was saving for karaoke nights, but not before slapping his friend eight or nine times in the face like you would any hysterical person. As luck would have it, the reformed disc shards played every beat of Double Impact completely without fault.

But this episode is about The Goldfinch.

Featuring: popular character from The Goldfinch Pippo, Sarah Bilson, Movie Dad, My Favourite Russian, spoilers, a faithful adaptation and a Pipers crisp.

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Episode 167. Gotti

Tue, 28 Apr 2020 12:25:09 +1100

IT HASN'T BEEN RECOVERED YET?! WHILE YOU WERE STILL LEARNING HOW TO SPELL YOUR NAME! and other non-applicable quotes: it's time to make the great man a twoman and delve into Passion Project #2, Gotti. The Fanatic is on the horizon. And we're not talking about John Travolta.

Featuring: 'Goaty', medicine for wiseguys, the joke that finally destroys us, photo etiquette and the weighty responsibility of becoming the new John Travolta.

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Episode 166. 2019

Tue, 21 Apr 2020 11:47:18 +1100

Not enough 2020 movies to keep you occupied during the lockdown? No worries! We've got a big bunch of 2019 movies you might have missed! Come check them out

Featuring: Adam Sandler (I know!), several kinds of hell, Nazis, tips on decorating your cave, masculinity, some shade and a good ol' fashioned family fuck off.

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Episode 165. Invasion USA (1952)

Wed, 15 Apr 2020 03:17:39 +1100

No, it's not the one with Chuck Norris. Instead the Pauls are back down the history hole for one last piece of dubious 50s propaganda before moving on to pastures 40s. In its swan song the 50s offers us hysteria, a lot of taxes and protection, whether the state is right or wrong. So join us for the last time society ever got hysterical about anything ever.

Featuring: A lotta fine fellas, a dame, several angles, a nifty picture and a couple'a commie ne'er-do-wells. Why I oughta...

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Episode 164. The Thief and the Cobbler

Tue, 07 Apr 2020 12:10:15 +1100

In this podcast that came before all other podcasts - especially that one, you know who I mean - the Pauls take a journey to a time and place that no one has ever done before. Not Aladdin, not Robin Williams, no one. Except for Miramax - they went there and didn't like it so much that they wrapped a big Wolt Dorsney skinsuit around it until it could but expire.

But enough about my mother-in-law!* @Mallen1811 challenged us to find the good things in The Thief and the Cobbler. And we did. So that's good.

Featuring: TALKING, ALWAYS TALKING, NEVER LISTENING, JUST TALKING, traditional art heritage, and Matthew Broderick.

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Episode 163. Resident Evil (feat. The Simpsons Index)

Wed, 01 Apr 2020 12:10:26 +1100

Determined to prove the worth of turn-of-the-century video game adaptations, Elliot Jay O'Neill and BT Calloway from The Simpsons Index and Throne of Games return to the OGPit to goad the Pauls into interacting with the world around them. This time they expect us to fight our way through a ravenous horde of lasers and defeat Paul W Thomas Anderson's Resident Evil 1.

Featuring: Marilyn Manson and the rest of the 00s, lasers, every Paul Anderson who ever was, a couple of zombies, amazing cheek bones and a french actress applying her lowest limb to the female-parent-fondling facial meat of various beings.

Listen to the Simpsons Index here: http://thesimpsonsindex.com/podcast

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Episode 162. Godzilla: King of the Monsters

Wed, 25 Mar 2020 11:43:55 +1100

A shared universe movie! We must flee! Our homes will come crashing down around us as Kyle Chandler grumbles his way through an epic tale of rampaging editors. Will the Pauls live to quip another day? Not if Serj Tankian has anything to say about it.

Featuring: Serj Tankian, Kyle Grumbles, Bradley Whichford?, Ken WataNOTbe, Sally hawkins just about, Ice Cube jr., Godzilla as himself, eleven of nine and Charles Dance's Scarf.

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Pauls Pitch Episode 1. The Rise of Skywalker

Tue, 24 Mar 2020 13:02:41 +1100

Sweet OGTeam. This is a trying time, an unprecedented series of events, and the unusual but very doable is being asked of us. We know it sucks.

We really want to be able to do something to help, limited as our means are. The one thing we're good at is churning out content about butts and movies. With that in mind, we thought releasing the first episode of our Patreon series, 'Pauls Pitch', for everyone to enjoy, was our best way of helping, but also of saying thank you to you for being amazing, beautiful people.

Stay safe, wash your hands, stay indoors.

Here we go!

*****

Pauls Pitch Episode 1. The Rise of Skywalker

The Pauls know what they must do but don't know if they have the chin to do it: launch a new series coming off the back of Salt really really wanting to make The Rise of Skywalker less disappointing, make more sense as part of a whole, and not have Lando in it.

Seeing as they can in their heads and dreams: this is what would happen in The Rise of Skywalker had they been made the Abrams and Kennedy of this situation, and also allowed to make separate movies. Go on: be a hero. For once.

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Episode 161. Jack And Jill Again

Wed, 18 Mar 2020 04:52:38 +1100

We arrive back at the start of the journey. Seemingly nothing has changed except ourselves. Summoning our courage and loading our weapons, we pursue the man in black across the desert...and also his annoying stereotypical sister who leaves a trail of shite for us to follow/consume.

Featuring: an approximation of French, sumptuousness, art, questions, fewer answers, Russian Auteurs, nonsense and no sense.

Stay safe everyone!

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Episode 160. Gamer

Tue, 10 Mar 2020 14:14:34 +1100

Thanks to John Leguizamo's greatness in Spawn, we're here: one Paul who "remembers" Gamer being great and wants to share it with his best friend in the world, movie critic Paul Salt. Who will be the most loud in their opinion? Who will be the most erect whilst discussion continues? Only one way to find out: prison.

Featuring: GRRRDBRTLR!, rickety-dickety-doo, intentional butts, George Orwell, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, filmskates and Ludacris.

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Episode 159. Serenity

Tue, 03 Mar 2020 16:09:12 +1100

Episode 159. Serenity (2019)

Welcome to the podcast where nothing is what it seems… but neither is it expected or logically realised. By which I mean both Pauls keep laughing at their own farts and booing the other’s to see who baulks first. It’s up there with the titans alright.

One Good Thing About Serenity!

Featuring: Mum mate, best Dad, big scary fish, Digimon PRman and Interstellar 2.

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Episode 158. Replicas

Tue, 25 Feb 2020 18:00:00 +1100

The Pauls spend some wonderful quality time with their best dad; Canadian, English, Lebanese, Hawaiian, Chinese super-man Keanu Reeves. Kanu always has some crazy japes on the go, and this time he's cloning his entire dead family. It's way funnier than it sounds.

Featuring: Keanu Reeves.

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Episode 157. The Haunting of Sharon Tate

Tue, 18 Feb 2020 18:00:00 +1100

Chill out, dudes, because the Pauls are trippin' on back to the late 60s for this 2019 slasher film about the murder of Sharon Tate and her friends. Is it the sensitive portrayal Tate and co deserves, or a nasty expoitative piece of shit that might be the worst film the Pauls have watched to date? Either sense my tone, or listen to the episode to find out!

Featuring: Tate Murders, Netflix trolling, serendipity, The Lemon Thief, Tiny Keanu Reeves, the dark chimney of the soul, the starving boy who lives up Paul's Butt, and a significant amount of time spend discussing a better film. Parasite. Take that again, QT!

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Episode 156. Formative Films

Tue, 11 Feb 2020 13:43:42 +1100

Hi! I'm Formative Films, and I'm here to tell you a story about two awful young children who grew up to be worse than bad in their teens, but who have kind of plateaued in their thirties. They saw some films way back when, and now, for your entertainment, dear "viewer": the effect they had on those young scoundrels! Poorly remembered, eruditely recalled and said with real words and mouths - it's the Pauly Way!

Featuring: um... I think... was that what it was about?

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Episode 155. Glen or Glenda

Wed, 05 Feb 2020 04:22:08 +1100

The Pauls heed a bold plea for understanding from a time when they didn't actually understand the thing. Good intentions, low talent and some absolute madness make this the most unique docudrama you'll ever laugh your way through.

Featuring: Bela Actual Legosi, David Lynch, Brisk Business, a Football Hero, no Meghan Markle, Societal Norm and Paul Salt's dwindling sense of European identity.

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Episode 154. Thinner

Tue, 28 Jan 2020 18:00:00 +1100

Picture the scene: there the Pauls were just skipping down the road whilst enjoying some over-the-clothes, hand and mouth stuff when suddenly an elderly member of an oppressed minority wanders into their path and is torn to shreds. Using their elabourate network of connections they're able to escape justice, but then another member of the aforementioned minority community approaches us in the car park of a Road Chef and curses us to watch Stephen King's Thinner and find all the nice things to say about it. Good thing they'd already done that the previous day. Here it is.

Featuring: A curse we can all get behind, the joke that defeated two Pauls, Fat Tony, Brian Butterfield, Stephen-A-King, Max Dugenfield and the enchanting majesty of lizards.

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Episode 153. The Last Witch Hunter (feat. Christopher Bond)

Thu, 23 Jan 2020 10:06:15 +1100

Roll for initiative and then one at a time listen to this podcast about Vin Diesel's D&D character. It's a sexy tale of witches and the man who hunts them, starring Michael Caine, Elijah Wood and Iceland the man. The Pauls and a guest Christopher Bond from Baby Beard Media all venture forth into this land of adventure and improbable facial hair.

Featuring: Mint Nation, a jock nerd, the film's hardcore Australian Christian fanbase, Ygritte, the bitter curse of eternal life, sea fuckers and not the kind of witches you find in Holidywood.

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Episode 152. Hercules in New York (feat. Sean Flierl)

Wed, 15 Jan 2020 10:52:16 +1100

SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO HERCULES! He is mighty and wants you all to listen to Paul and Paul and Sean (soon to be named Paul by the will of Hercules). Document his thunderous trip to New York in the late 1960s. Guffaw at his clumsy adventures with an elderly comedian, zoink at his baffling conflict with a man dressed as a bear, kapow at his fearsome grasp of the English language.

Featuring: Hercules. Shut up!

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Episode 151. Grown Ups 2 Revisited

Tue, 07 Jan 2020 18:00:00 +1100

What's gone and what's past help should be past grief. Except it's not, so the Pauls are back and revisiting the trauma that was Grown Ups 2. Is it actually the worst film they've ever covered? Or are they just jealous of Adam Sandler and his great pecks. Let's have a listen and decide for ourselves for once!

Featuring: A Saw-like trap of the mind, documentation of sheer madness, Shaq, Nick Swardson, Kevin James, Pain, consideration of death and four burpsnarts.

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A Special Patreon Announcement!

Wed, 01 Jan 2020 18:48:59 +1100

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Episode 150. Episode 150!

Wed, 01 Jan 2020 17:01:04 +1100

Well, we made it, guys: the big one-five-oh. Time for those wizened, rickety Pauls to reflect on the last three years, make sure their mission statement is intact and to settle some old scores with bad friends without giving them the chance to reply on air.

To everyone who has listened, reviewed, rated and shared us with friends: thank you so, so much for your continued support, and here's to another billion years of Paulpower.

Featuring: a flipping LEGACY, you goshdamn fools.

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A Naughty Christmas Treat!

Wed, 25 Dec 2019 12:00:00 +1100

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT!

Merry Christmas, Everyone and Happy Holidays too! Thank you so much for listening to One Good Thing this year. As a special treat for all the naughty boys and girls out there the Pauls decide to scrutinise an under-appreciated service intended to help blind people in a very special way. Enjoy!

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Episode 149. Deck the Halls

Wed, 25 Dec 2019 02:32:14 +1100

Merry Christmas OGTeam! The Pauls meet the Halls and wish to deck them. It's a nightmarish family-friendly Broderick encounter with all the festive trimmings. Open wide!

Featuring: My family, beneath teeth, excellent garbage game, and, of course, the christmas song.

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Episode 148. Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

Tue, 17 Dec 2019 12:31:24 +1100

Baaa baaaa, ba-ba-ba-baaaaaaaa-baaaaaaa, ba-ba-ba-BAAAAAAAA-BAAAAAAAA, ba-ba-ba-BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HUMBUG. In anticipation of The Rise of Skywalker the Pauls turn their positive butts over to painstakingly pointing out every way in which Revenge of the Sith is not a good film, highlighting completely by accident the good things about it too. What a success those positive Pauls have made here! I'm glad all of you were here to see it.

Featuring: a murderous sociopath that's not who you think, droid kids, a lizard that goes whoop, fooled by a Jedi, friendly Sith Lord and the split second between having your limbs cut off and being set on fire.

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Episode 147. Knock Knock

Tue, 10 Dec 2019 18:00:00 +1100

Who's there? The strangest decision Keanu Reeves has ever allowed to be captured on film. The Pauls throw caution to the wind and have a saucy threesome with Eli Roth only to find themselves players in a dangerous(ly dated) game of sex and death. Can they resist Roth's cinematic curves and save their relationship with their loving wife, Jem and the Holograms? Or will they end up buried in the garden?

Featuring: a bold innovation in poetry, the 1970s, terrible ubers, a life plan for the millenial generation. one of the most promising actors of our age, Keanu Reeves and comedy?

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Episode 146. Trilogies

Wed, 04 Dec 2019 03:31:24 +1100

The Pauls discuss the cinematic trilogy! What is it? Why is it? What's the best of it? Find out this and probably more in this high concept One Good Thing.

Featuring: an immortal film critic, Peter Jackson kicking you in the face, Walter Cornflake, a perfectly structured pub story, more Honorable mentions than you could shake a concept at and the ten very best trilogies!

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Episode 145. Robot Monster

Tue, 26 Nov 2019 23:05:16 +1100

It's midnight! Remember when the Pauls lived in the same city for a bit? Then they did it again for two weeks? Yeah! Old movies! Roblort Monstlor! Two Pauls one cat. Life goals. The cat just sat on my butt; time to upload.

Roy Orbison's balls, CAT, roman2roman, a shirtless 50s wedding, how Terrence Malick actually speaks and Northing it.

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Episode 144. Spawn

Tue, 19 Nov 2019 18:00:00 +1100

As the Pauls return to their respective continents it is a time of reflection. But also a time to watch 1997's Spawn starring John Leguizamo. The boys plum the depths of plum and hell to find good things about this plum of a plum.

Featuring: more threeman than you'll be able to handle, the importance of delegation, Paul Dano, some sexy assassins who are in everybody's interest, and a very convincing clown.

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Episode 143. Land of the Lost (feat. 2/4 of Baby Beard)

Wed, 13 Nov 2019 14:32:35 +1100

Wassup OGTeam, you absolute suckers? Have you ever wondered what it would be like if your favourite two podcasters from OGT and two other douchebags from Baby Beard Media decide to meet up in Melbourne, get no sleep, drink some whiskey and share a mic so all those coughs and sneezes and sibilants are snagged in the audio like so many dolphins in a really effective tuna net? Well they bloody did it, and they decided to watch Land of the Lost starring Will Ferrel and Anna Friel to commemorate the occasion! Is it as bad as everyone says or have the OGBearders stumbled upon a gem in the stinky ruuubiiiiiish? Find out, here! Now.

Featuring: Good Will Ferrel, an interaction with Danny McBride, Northern Woman, noted man Jared from Subway, liquor! and the sound of four insecure people screaming over each other until their ears bleed.

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Episode 142. The Hottie and the Nottie

Wed, 06 Nov 2019 16:40:40 +1100

God, this one's shit.

Featuring: a hottie, a nottie, avatar guy, a very strict woman, a whole new world, a whole new Jack Black, a farty bum tune, and everything that's wrong with everyone.

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Episode 141. Friday the 13th - The One Spooky Thing

Thu, 31 Oct 2019 06:00:00 +1100

Happy Halloween! Calling all Jeggheads and Vorefans (oh, wait): one Paul managed to blackmail the other into watching ten identical movies over the course of a year and then discussing each and every one as though they are in any way distinguishable - guess which one!

To be fair, it's seven identical movies and three weird ones, and we're not going to go any deeper than that otherwise we'll be reducing Jasons down to the point of a pin, and then we're no better than the bloody monks.

Strap on your hockey masks and heft your breasts of various sizes, because it's time to talk Friday the 13th in earnest. IN EARNEST!

Featuring: cor, just about everything, if we're honest.

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Episode 140. Joshing 'bout JFK

Tue, 22 Oct 2019 18:00:00 +1100

It's another ten episode! But you didn't hear that from us. The CIA, FBI, AFK, mafia, gay mafia, gay CIA, prime minister of Belgium and your mum have all gotten together to manipulate the Pauls into discussing one of the most critically acclaimed divisive movies ever. Will the pauls be able to cling on to their already thin premise for long enough to thoroughly debunk this classic thriller and then say they like it, like twats might. Listen or don't.

Featuring: way too much actual information for the Paul boys, every actor you know, a taste of the 00s, great characters, and New Orleans, the madhouse.

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Tue, 24 Sep 2019 09:00:00 +1100

Hey you! Think you know your action like the Pauls know action? They’ve seen more action than you’ve had hot dinners mate, and not necessarily regarding but also not limited to sex and war, in case anyone cool is asking. They’ve seen, done and been it all, and what's more they don’t like to brag about it. So go think about that before you embarrass yourself.

So while they’re not doing any of that, and YOU’RE not doing any of that, all that’s left is for them to talk about their top ten action movies of all times, with heavy caveats and exclusions of course! And you’re going to bloody well listen.

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Episode 135. Fire Maidens from Outer Space

Tue, 17 Sep 2019 18:00:00 +1100

These fire maidens are outta sight! But also in this movie that the Pauls will watch because it's a history hole episode! And the hole has been most generous this time, bringing a 50s cigarette style adventure that's bound to have them all creased up, see?

Featuring: A welcome return for the workmen of Australia, the worst kind of literary primary school, Neil Breen's amazon review, perverts in space, and some sexy space dancing. Gee Whiz!

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Episode 134. Masters of the Universe

Tue, 10 Sep 2019 18:00:00 +1100

He-Pauls! And the Masters of the Universe movie from the 80s made for £5. Witness the might set. Comprehend the choppy fight scenes. Stifle laughter at the fearsome foes! Enjoy a Skeletor Soliloquy. All this and maybe more if we can afford it, on this episode of the One Good Thing! Stay in school, kids.

Featuring: Thundercats in Croydon, Richard Nixon, a party political broadcast from Skeletor, Monica from Friends, Daaaaaave, Bo Selecta, and a brief history of Cannon Films and their exploits.

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Episode 133. Mortal Kombat Annihilaiton (Feat. The Simpsons Index)

Wed, 04 Sep 2019 10:58:52 +1100

Fight! The undead pauls take on their original timeline counter parts (Elliot and BT from The Simpsons Index and Thrones of Game) in the hopes of earning their living skin back. Will it be a flawless victory or will everyone involved have their spines out by the end. Prepare yourselves. LISTEN!

Featuring: the hottest new fatalities for the summer, Dexter's Dad, The Godfather: The Arcade Game, the stuntiest man in Hollywood, The Lonely Tarkatans, incredible disappearing characters, and Ermac, of course. Who could forget Ermac?

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Episode 132. Mr. Nanny

Tue, 27 Aug 2019 11:57:33 +1100

Calling all real Americans and real pain for my sham Americans: HULK SMASH…ed his way into Hollywood on the bicepped arms of Mr. Nanny and, much like the light of the sun has to travel the hundreds of millions of miles to Earth, the Paulboys only now feel the manly meaty punch of Terry “the Hulk “The Hulk”” Hogan, and are pleasantly surprised to find that it doesn’t just keep repeatedly punching them while they’re down. So crank it up!

Featuring: The/a Hulk, #canvaslife, Dadley Moore, the only Hulk Hogan primer you’ll need/ever written, better than Surf Ninjas, shot him in the heart! Hulkavania, and a man who insists on throwing a dog in the river.

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Episode 131. Casper (Feat. Ellen Graham)

Tue, 20 Aug 2019 18:00:00 +1100

There's some spooky goings on at the Mansion de la Pauls. Crude jokes are making themselves, and we've been feeling strange emotions like fondness for the 90s. There's only one explanation, we're being haunted by a Baby Bearder! And this one has dug up a ripe young corpse for us to all enjoy!

Featuring: The longest introduction ever recorded, Way more about Paul S’ early fantasies than you ever wanted to know, every dad you ever wanted, the devastating cheese appetites of the film4 staff, Brad Garrett (who is lovely), the home alone theme, lots of liquids, Daddy Juice (TM) and some grumpy old dead pricks.

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Episode 130. Noting Not Another Teen Movie

Tue, 13 Aug 2019 14:36:45 +1100

We did it! We made it through another ten god damn episodes. Time to celebrate by turning to a much maligned film that one of the Pauls has a soft (?) spot for. See if you can spot which one. It's the sexy comedy about sexy comedies, but will the other Paul's heart be won over by the homely dame, or will he turn out to be Sarah Michelle Gellar. Awful. Tune in to find out!

Featuring: Idris Elba's crazy emporium of wacky characters, lots of depth for the Pauls to be out of, some political insights, Kevin Costner's awful horse, a travelogue of getting murdered in India, the complicated politics of mooning, Clive Owen's grim duty, and Jeff Goldblum's Legacy.

Episode 129. The Happytime Murders

Tue, 06 Aug 2019 13:50:35 +1100

The Pauls are back and sleepy! Watch as their sleep-deprived minds try to recall the intricacies of a nonsensical plot that no one was intended to care about. Hear their willingness to talk seriously about this movie ebb away before your ears! It's the maddening spectacle of two men watching pornographic puppets. Listen if you dare!

Featuring: our thoughts on the most important trailer of the year, a puppet dynasty, gooch yawns, smut, Emma Watson's mocap mishaps, muppet drugs, a cow having its teets jerked by an octopus for ages and the least deserving threeman yet.

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One Quick Thing #6. Blood Mania

Thu, 01 Aug 2019 03:26:45 +1100

In the quickest quick thing yet, the Pauls take a sexy stroll through murder town, with Blood Mania! The final recording of three, this finds the Pauls at their sleepiest and most delirious. Good thing they have such a straightforward film to discuss!

Featuring: Rowdy sexy music, the best trailer ever, the props guy from Easy Rider, melty melty hitler, Moe Green, the best opening title sequence ever, a pruney beauty, sex Frankenstein, and the ancient art of whatever that is.

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One Quick Thing #5. The Devil's Hand

Tue, 23 Jul 2019 18:00:00 +1100

It's holiday time for the Pauls! But before they left to enjoy New Zealand and East Finchley respectively, they recorded their reactions to yet another Gore House Great! Will this film live up to the outrageous standards of the other GHGs? Only time and this podcast will tell if you listen to it.

Featuring: Alan Alda's excellent dad, Cleasty Yeastwood, more threeman fuckups, Nancy Reagan, wild speculation about the back of Argos, people puppets, Francis the High Executioner, Maureen from Number 27, and Gamba the Devil God of Evil.

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Episode 128. Baywatch

Tue, 16 Jul 2019 18:00:00 +1100

The Pauls haven't had much luck at the beach in the past. They've had runs with Surf Ninjas, knock off Bodhis and the end of Gigli. Also they're so pale you can see their hearts in direct sunlight like a weird fish. But the sun is out (in one of their countries) so it's time to pull up those thongs and go to town. It's the baywatch remake!

Featuring: stunning awareness of the geography of the British Isles, Pamela Anderson 2: Neil Breen, a meal fit for a Travers, Zayfron, naughty words, tumescence, and a very serious conversation about the career prospects of "Dwayne" The Rock Johnson.

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Episode 127. Spice World

Tue, 09 Jul 2019 18:00:00 +1100

Spice up your life by listening to two awful men talk about a twenty year old movie that wasn't made for them! Apropos of nothing, they decide to watch baby, ginger, athletic, wealthy, and frightening in their first and so far only movie. It's a mad trip of a podcast for a genuinely baffling film. Enjoy!

Featuring: A surprisingly small number of studio albums, yet more references to David Lynch and That Darn Cat, Roger "The Mad Dog" Ebert, the Brexit bus, and at least two celebrity cameos including Spudgun and Norm from Cheers.

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Episode 126. Even More Things You Might Have Missed

Tue, 02 Jul 2019 18:00:00 +1100

It's out longest title yet and probably the longest time we've spent before actually talking about the thing we came to talk about. It's another round of excellent movies those condescending pricks think you might have missed in your busy, busy life. So drop that overpriced fruit drink, stop dancing for five seconds and listen to all the best ways you could be silently staring at a screen.

Featuring: a lot of clips in languages you don't know (probably), Paul's near near-death experience, a very Nolan afterlife, an intro that just cannot stop giving, Ken "Rambo" Barlow, another fucking film cake, and lots of wikipedia pages to be!

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Episode 125. The Conqueror

Tue, 25 Jun 2019 19:06:43 +1100

YARGH! Look out peasants and women minding their own business. It's a time of plunder and rrrrrapine! There are hoardes of rampaging Pauls sweeping across the steppes in search of land or property they can forcibly acquire without due process. RAPINE! Also, they're gonna watch 1956's radioactive misstep, The Conqueror.

Featuring: John Wayne as a Mongolian warlord (seriously), some excellent voice work all around, decidedly unafraid children, yet another jingle, Stinky McShitface (tm), a sticky pate, a very confused score, horsey streams, and Jahmoogah!

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Episode 124. Gods of Egypt (feat. Daniel Wilks)

Tue, 18 Jun 2019 18:00:00 +1100

Alottagreen founder Daniel Wilks challenges one of his newest recruits (couple a' Pauls) with an arduous treck through the CGI desert that is Australia, in Alex Proyas' Gods of Egypt. The Pauls battle fervently to reclaim their stolen eyes but only manage to get one of the four back, so they have to share forever.

Featuring: More cinema tales, the beard accent, a very special fourmen, Beck, a Scottish Christmas, a very small horn, the loudest thief ever, Brian Brown the King of the Gods, and Hayden Christensen the vocal coach.

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Episode 123. Inspector Gadget (family friendly)

Tue, 11 Jun 2019 16:00:00 +1100

Go go gadget Paul boys! It's time for them to awkwardly try to stay kid friendly whilst enduring one of the worst films they've ever seen! Watch as they smoothly avoid mentioning Werner Herzog and his ways. Marvel at their repeated references to Robocop! Witness the Pauls suffer their most Kid Friendly meltdown yet!

Featuring: Robocop, Seal and Shaggy's UK tour, two decades worth of threeman, Paul's guide to the internet, Will.I.AMDB, the 90s, and sound effects, sound effects, SOUND EFFECTS!!!

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Episode 122. Pass Thru (Feat. Phil Harker-Smith)

Tue, 04 Jun 2019 18:00:00 +1100

There's a man. He walks alone in the desert. He has an important message for us all. He speaks in a strange manner, but he communes with tigers and he looks like a weird composite effect. His name is Phil Harker-Smith! And he's on this weeks episode of One Good Thing to talk about a Neil Breen Movie. Breen is one of the most unique and hilariously bizarre directors working today. Have the Pauls found a new favourite? Or will Phil have to return to his planet in disgrace?

Featuring: Breen Dreams, David Lynch, Terence Malick, Alejandro Jodorowski, a new life goal for a Paul, a drone, and a revelation that will change the Threeman bin FOREVER!

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Episode 121. Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No (Feat. Aussie Nerd)

Tue, 28 May 2019 18:00:00 +1100

The Pauls are spiralling down into another recommendations month, bumping into many toothed fish along the way. One such fish is Aussie Nerd who has brought us a tasty offering to pick through. It's the third entry into the sometimes known Sharknado franchise, the second the Pauls have wolfed down on the podcast. Will this finally be the one to convince the Pauls these are camp classics and cult films in the making? Or will they just be dicks about it. Let's find out!

Featuring: Us being dicks about Sharknado 3, some upsetting cameos, a lightsaber chainsaw, the most representative plot summary we've ever achieved, Korean revenge drama revenge, Malcolm in the middle, the tattered shreds of a format, America shade, and a genuinely enthusiastic man (a baffling concept for the Pauls).

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Episode 120. Keeping Up With King Arthur (2004)

Tue, 21 May 2019 14:27:43 +1100

Pauls of the Realm, it is time to defend a poor, maligned film from one of the Pauls' youths and defend it against overwhelming indifference. I ask this of you, brave Pauls, that you complete one last mission before we let you go and be with Ray Winstone in Valhalla, or whatever the Romans believed in.

Featuring: King Clive, Hannibal Lector, Will Graham, Mister Fantastic/Rik Mayall, Ray "put a bet on" Winstone, Hippy Joel Edgerton, DAG, Snarly Knightly, Stellan Skarsgaard the cowboy Viking, Hugo Stieglitz, Stannis Baratheon, Rebus, Super Mario, and RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR or something.

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Episode 119. Holmes and Watson

Tue, 14 May 2019 12:15:20 +1100

Good piss balls, Watson, it appears to be the most devilish challenge the Pauls have faced yet. A comedy film of such crippling ineptitude there could only be one culprit! ...and many, many accomplices, all of whom shall share the Pauls' ire. Look the fuck out, Watson, I fear we are in for a Paul onslaught the likes of which we've seldom seen before! Perhaps some crack will calm our nerves.

Featuring: Peter 'Baby Legs' Travers, 'Murica Jones, Will Pharrell, Ralph Fiennes' Beard, comedy sound effects and just a little piece of the beautiful soul of John C. Reilly.

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Episode 118. Venom

Tue, 07 May 2019 17:23:40 +1100

The Pauls went snooping around Riz Ahmed's basement late one night and caught a nasty bout of CGI face. The only cure is to watch the not-quite-Marvel anti-hero movie, Venom starring Tom "could you repeat that" Hardy. Along the way they discover the true meaning of friendship and how to sniff out homo-erotic subtext at 100 minutes. This one isn't at all family friendly. It's a hard episode, for a totally grown up movie rated PG-13.

Featuring: dope rhymez, Bristopher Nolan, the end of professional film criticism, Chad the Astronaut, a "sassy" rapport, the Dalai Lama and Truth Rider (TM).

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Episode 117. Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (family friendly!)

Tue, 30 Apr 2019 19:56:11 +1100

It’s Franchise FffffTuesday, and you know what that means: a snap game of Russian Roulette! The Pauls remember that they’d only seen Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald once before and apparently a lot of people paid money to see it despite it being a pooper of a picture. Is it deserving of constant upsetting derision or is the real crime of Grindelwald the penny sweets that Mark Kermode pilfers from the pick ‘n’ mix aisle in the local Cineworld that he insists on returning to despite several lawful bannings, and rolls around noisily and stickily in his pocket from the front row of the theatre, screaming at children that sit directly behind him while he writes his thoughtful and insightful reviews?

Oh yeah. This one’s FAMILY FRIENDLY!

Featuring: Rob Weadsley, one crime of Grindelwald, some magic (adjective) puns, twitter joke about JK Rowling, JACAAHB!, Grimblywald, Grubblyplank and the real villains here.

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Episode 116. 2018

Tue, 23 Apr 2019 14:30:35 +1100

It's the end of the financial year God Bless the Queen and the Pauls like to celebrate the completion of their returns by dusting off the old podcasting mics and having a chinwag about the best films of the year - in list form!

Featuring: everything you could ever imagine and hopefully a little bit more than that, as well.

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Episode 115. Wild Women of Wongo

Tue, 16 Apr 2019 17:36:40 +1100

Are you sick of the modern world and its values? Tired of the constant need to treat people different from you with respect? I know we is. So let's dive head first into this 50s thing in which simple, dragon-god-fearing folk fear and distrust their fellow man/woman/ape-man as well they should. It's a perfect experiment. What could go wrong? One Good Thing.

Featuring: An important Kangaroo Jack update, every Wednesday you've ever had, Casablanca 2, a comedy relief parrot, a Welshman in his natural environment, Chad from the Dairy Queen, dubious alligators, Tennessee Williams (?), Kellogg's Frorsties, and this week’s English lesson.

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Episode 114. Mommie Dearest (feat. John from Beyond the Box Set)

Tue, 09 Apr 2019 16:16:25 +1100

John from Beyond the Box Set (@BeyondTheBoxSet) arrives this week with a hefty serving of campy child abuse entertainment: that’s right, it’s the one good thing about Mommie Dearest starring Faye Dunaway, possibly Joan Crawford. It might be a comedy, it might be a double comedy. One thing’s for sure: it’s so much art that we don’t know anything except something something wire hangers.

Featuring: tuhbo tihme, the ten percent game, Roger Mooreslehoff, M, G and M, fuck you up death glare, loaf of bread hair, good feng/fung/shui/shwee, Macho Man Randy Carol Ann and believe it or not some legitimately upsetting child abuse.

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Episode 113. The Purge

Tue, 02 Apr 2019 14:33:03 +1100

On March 22nd 2019, America waited… for The Pauls to finish their episode on The Predator. But in the film we watched the week after, on another March 22nd, watching The Purge became legal for just twelve hours. Could The Pauls achieve such a task, factoring in bathroom and bagel breaks and finding all the good things about this film whilst simultaneously upvoting Captain Marvel and Doctor Who on all movie review websites? Jeremy Corbyn could. Some say he already has. The one good thing about The Purge!

This episode was recommended by Chris from the Revisited podcast (@RVisited) – a podcast of anniversaries, from Sergio Leone to the MCU – check them out!

Featuring: sexy sounds, choose your own jokeventure, name one film, that infinitely useful thing Jim Jarmusch said about stealing, not understanding actually anything, the worst Australian and not one carb. Not one.

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Episode 112. The Predator (feat. Baby Beard)

Tue, 26 Mar 2019 14:00:00 +1100

Aw shucks, they got in again. Baby Beard Media have infiltrated the Paul Cove (TM) again and this time they have made us talk about Shane Black's underwhelming entry into the Predator Puddle (TM). Will it be as good as Predator 2 starring Danny Glover (TM)? Will anyone successfully articulate an entire thought? Will one of the Pauls be schooled on the qualities of the original predator? No, kind of and yes. Listen.

Featuring: At least four too many people, a forgettable squad of misfits, real talk about sexual assualt in the US army and autism in the US film industry, a fearless young film critic/hunk, the luckiest FBI agent of all, and a much needed deconstruction of a beloved idiom.

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Episode 111. Planes (family friendly!)

Tue, 19 Mar 2019 14:06:38 +1100

Welcoming OGTeam and OGTeen/Tweens alike: the Pauls make history with their first ever family friendly episode – and it's about Disney Pixar cinematic-release-at-the-last-minute Planes!

Do the Pauls go the entire episode without saying anything adult or do they flip up and go butts to the wall as this film works its Disney magic on their eager and nubile minds? Well, only one way to blummin' find out eh? ...farts.

Featuring: Am Boat Am Plane, What's in the box?, not a pun, Seino, the many hearts and minds of John Cleese, scary Postman Pat, an army of cows and maybe even a few jokes for kids.

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Episode 110. Tripping the Life Aquatic

Tue, 12 Mar 2019 18:26:31 +1100

Rage-ho, OGTeam: one of the Pauls can’t stand the wave of middling-to-good reception of a Wes Anderson film and has made it his life’s work to force people to love everything that a director a lot of people like already… more. It’s very satisfying and worthwhile. Paul G “defends” The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou!

Featuring: inspirational Owen Wilson t-shirt, Liam Neeson is definitely Jesus, old man Anderson and his Pokémon windows, Bill Murray’s little face! and simple touching.

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Episode 109. Run For Your Wife

Tue, 05 Mar 2019 19:06:56 +1100

Every available Cockney cliché under the sun boys and girls, because this week the Pauls look for one good thing about Ray Cooney’s adapted from the stage play by Ray Cooney comedy film Run For Your Wife! Gorblimey Mary Poppins, it’s British, it’s a sex comedy, it’s everything that series of descriptives suggests it will be. Don’t dilly dally my boy, get stuck in OO-BLOODY-ERR.

Featuring: Denise Van H'outen, A Very Morrissey Reality, digital bigamy, d’oh, d’aww, what is he like and a Cockney rhyming slam.

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Episode 108. Showgirls

Tue, 26 Feb 2019 18:00:00 +1100

Get that ass, shake it thoroughly and then park it right there so you can listen to this week's OGT. The Pauls are opening wide for Paul Verhoeven's controversial masterpiece Showgirls. Is it a charming if clunky and kitsch insight into the seedy world of Las Vegas strip shows? Or just a lame excuse to see boobs. Only time and us will tell.

Featuring: more Mayall than you can handle, Kyle McClogkggn, a detumescent experience, the advantages of home video, Mega-acting, a Christmas tree, automatic popping breasts, Henry Even Wrinkler, gotta fuck a penny or two, yet more discussion regarding authorial intention versus hilarity and the most exhausting boner/wide-on you'll ever hide.

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Episode 107. Song to Song

Tue, 19 Feb 2019 17:21:48 +1100

Have you ever wondered what it's like to have not seen a particular Terrence Malick film and not particularly wanting to either, only to listen to two Pauls blow your mind and say the rumours were unfounded and please watch this perfect thing before it gets so good that all of us will be subsumed by the resulting opening void? Well neither have we, so here's us talking about the latest Terrence Malick disappointment Song to Song, featuring some great people doing barely a thing.

Featuring: drink my ashy meat, dog wedding, the gravy train, and the Australian workforce back on the streets, making editing the worst thing I had to do all weekend.

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Episode 106. The One Good Thing About Film Scores

Tue, 12 Feb 2019 14:31:50 +1100

One hundred and six, death by sticks! That's right, it's another high-concept episode with a six at the end where the Pauls talk not at you or even each other, but position themselves in front of the mirror and say things they've thought about in advance about film soundtracks until the glass fogs up and they believe the spirits sated once again.

Before that happens however they discuss ORIGINAL MOVIE SCORES in fine and sexy detail! They conclude upon the greatest score-adjacent questions out there, including whether film soundtracks are any bloody good at all (they're not) and what makes a good score (nothing, because they are bad) before counting down their top ten original film scores of all time (Tomb Raider, Avatar, you know the rest). What majesty awaits!

Featuring: a lot of fair use and some actual physical passion. BUT ALSO a Spotify playlist featuring the Pauls' top ten soundtracks of all time. Go get stuck in!

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Episode 105. The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies

Tue, 05 Feb 2019 18:00:00 +1100

You made it past the title! Congrats, you're halfway there. The Pauls dive face first into the past to discover those awful films of the past in the hopes of unearthing a new terrible gem! It's like antique hunting in a flaming bin. Today they talk about a 1960s musical zombie film that people have kind of heard of as a joke.

Featuring: Nicholas Cage, editing 101, a fantastic compère, a total badass, four dancers and their friends, an incomprehensible foreigner, Ca$h $tacks, erotic bobbing, a 1940s gangster type in his 50s, and a sauce one.

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Episode 104. Kung Pow (Feat. Matthew Whitaker)

Tue, 29 Jan 2019 18:00:00 +1100

The Pauls were just sitting in their hovel enjoying some rice, when suddenly an errant Matthew Whitaker from the land of Screen Mayhem barged in and challenged us to a brutal duel to the pod! Naturally we sprang to our knees then later our feet and accepted the challenge. Kung Pow! Is it a masterful satire of old martial arts movies, or just a lot of nuts. You decide, based on us deciding for you.

Featuring: quotable phrases, cinematic self-discipline, Buzz Aldrin, bad date movies, noises, utterly incomprehensible notes, the longest quickfire round ever undertaken by Paulkind, and the well thought out and provocative film criticism of Paul Salt. Enjoy!

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Episode 103. The Adventures of Pluto Nash

Tue, 22 Jan 2019 18:00:00 +1100

Congratulations on getting past that awful title. It's an Eddie Murphy movie in which he plays a dual role (spoilers) but without a fat suit (spoilers)! It's a January Miracle like frost and taxes. Murphy is in space this time, trying to save his night club from evil gangsters played by beloved character actors, with the assistance of some beloved character actors. Also, Randy Quaid is involved. Will Eddie Murphy save his nightclub? Will the Pauls find something to love about this lazy, fat child? Time, and this episode, will tell.

Featuring: The Arnold Schwarzenegger Presidential Gymnasium/book place, cinematic corpses, Italian American nonsense, Toploader's Italian, Alex Baldwins, home-made "cars", asses on the wall and much needed updates on Luis Guzman, James Rebhorn, Joe Pantoliano, Rosario Dawson, Pam Grier and Raymond's Dad.

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Episode 102. Eat Pray Love

Tue, 15 Jan 2019 07:19:00 +1100

Things are so hectic right now! No sooner had Paul G returned from his guru retreat in Wisconsin, than Paul S decided to go find himself in Reykjavik. Never mind, all done that one, pop the kettle on, it's good to be home. But also get us out of here. It's time to talk about Eat Pray Love!

Featuring: Beautiful Richard Jenkins from Texas, London Style Sex, Cruddy Billy Crudup, a rubbish guru, entitlement (?), hungover Julia Roberts, Ass to Cake action, and Paul's impressions of India!

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Episode 101. Movie 43

Tue, 08 Jan 2019 18:00:00 +1100

Dearest Felicity,

The howling grows louder each night. I've bolted the door against the night, but can take no comfort. I hear it jabbering incoherently at the windows. Its foul stench lies heavily over the kennels. It's a thing of slime, I'm sure of it. Shadows and slime. It shall come for me again tonight. Perhaps I shall not wake when it finds me. Perhaps such mercies exist.

Forever Yours,

Bullingdon Specialcock III

P.S. Movie 43 is fucking awful.

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One Clip Thing

Fri, 04 Jan 2019 03:53:35 +1100

NOTE: A strange audio fault means that Paul Goodman's audio sounds as though he's appearing via the medium of a terrible vinyl record. Apologies, all will be well next week.

Happy New Year! It's a special episode, just for you and our other listeners (but mainly you). The Pauls are in the UK together and take the opportunity to really knuckle down and make the best episode they've ever JUST KIDDING! It's a clip show. But new clips! Clips cut from previous episodes because they were too personal for us to take responsibility for... until now!

Featuring: Shania Twain, Mel Gibson's Bravemel, professionalism in the face of sneezing, Barry Underworld, the sound of the 80s, Sweaty Balls, the misadventures of a British Man in Australia, Football songs, Paul's dwindling head weight, Old Man Suspiria and both of the Pauls' Mums, who are lovely really.

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Episode 100. 100th Episode Spectacular!

Tue, 25 Dec 2018 18:00:00 +1100

One Hundred episodes and a bit! It's been one or two years, and the Pauls are celebrating by doing what they do best: masturbatory self scrutiny! We're reviewing our first episode, talking our top and bottom films we've watched for the show and take questions from our beloved audience. We also find plenty of time to affectionately berate each other and themselves.

Featuring: Herzdog, Paul in a well, poor preparation, Andy Dingobaby, audio problems, a whole bunch of singing, a lightening round, a light-Ellen-ing round, and a real celebration of one of the greatest things we've ever done. Thanks for listening.

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Episode 99. Christmas With the Kranks

Tue, 18 Dec 2018 16:08:08 +1100

Joy to the world and jingle all the way to infinity, because the Pauls are galloping to the 100-episode mark as if pulled by several magical deer or chased by one Dan Aykroyd angrily shaking a crystal skull. Let us take a break from finding the good in bad movies and settle down in front of a lovely Christmas moviethon with the family. Go on, Mum... unwrap the DVD you bought me on this festive day, don't even tell me what it was. I trust you, Mum. Ever since you brought me into this wo– CHRISTMAS WITH THE KRANKS? Oh Mum! Pass me the suicide.

Featuring: Tim Allen's helmet, not-Dominique Swain, a literal toxic work environment, a hammy campaign and some good points made about the insane Malcolm in the Middle people.

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Episode 98. Catwoman

Tue, 11 Dec 2018 15:06:50 +1100

Meow, it's all cats this week. The Pauls tackle one of the most infamous superhero films of all time and ask the immortal question: did Halle Berry deserve that Razzie, eventually concluding: maybe. Strap yourselves in, this ride is off the line!

Featuring: Offensive imitations of a cat accent, a lovely drawing of Gotham City by Pitof (age 6), ethnic music, an editing maze, rubbish looking cats, low intensity parkour, Forrest Gump, Non Cassel Pas and Byron Mann, just.

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Episode 97. The Last Airbender

Tue, 04 Dec 2018 18:00:00 +1100

For centuries the two nations of Paul lived in harmony. They were big benders and they loved it. But then the visionary avatar came and ruined the whole bloody lot. Now the Pauls have to watch an M. Night Shyamalan film again and find all the good bits. Whatever happened to good old bending?

Featuring: Benders, the secret to enjoying cinemas, Udo Kier and his wretched son, iCarly star Sir Lawrence Olivier, Arng, Super Sokka, the flammable fire lord, Secret Statham, The Drill Nation Dance Group, a cheeky Chappie cameo, and dear, dear Fat Benji.

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Tue, 02 Oct 2018 20:00:00 +1100

Get this up your Harry Hole! The Pauls watch brilliant director Thomas Alfredson's adaptation of Jo Nesbo's popular crime novel starring everyone you've ever loved or feared. It's a big frosty flop, and the Pauls are here to find out who meticulously cut this into chunks and stuck it's head onto a comical snowman. We reckon it was Tommy Time Constraints. Find out, twists abound!

Featuring: Li'l Holes, a self obsessed Gainsbourg, cutting edge technology with little flappy bits, liberal compacency (original title of One Good Thing), JK Simmons' excellent Norway voice, Norwegian Death Jazz, derp snowmen, and the Pauls just enjoying themselves and each other for about a minute.

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Episode 87. Literature (and Fifty Shades of Grey)

Tue, 25 Sep 2018 20:56:37 +1100

You know how the Pauls talk about films and occasionally also other things? Well this is that! They talk all things literature, why, how, when and why again, including recounting their top ten books of all time AND doing a special never-ever-ever-again mini one good thing episode on Fifty Shades of Grey the book! Never ever again!

One Paul wanted you all to know that he almost forgot to describe the books he recommended, but actually didn't. That and more in this episode of One Good Thing!

Featuring: jeez and crap and cows in the shadow of a great many murmurs. See, E.L. James? Writing's so easy a bloody idiot (hello) could do it.

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Episode 86. The Cinema

Tue, 18 Sep 2018 18:00:00 +1100

Those bold and dynamic Pauls regale you with bawdy tales from their adventures in Cinema! Why should you go to the cinema? You've got a lovely lounge/living room/bus station to watch movies in. Why go to the effort? The Pauls will tell you! Also, one of them bangs on about Christopher Nolan, and the other Gaspar Noe so it's a fairly standard episode.

Featuring: straw tapping, phone checking, bass thumping, leg jigging, heart rending, head turning, inappropriate snickering fun and 26 new chinese cinemas.

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Episode 85. At Long Last Love

Tue, 11 Sep 2018 19:00:00 +1100

It's a musical with Burt Reynolds. Look, just give it a go! We explain the plot carefully, there's lots of jokes, there's actually a sweet tribute to Reynolds, you'll be fine! Honest. Don't worry. Also, one of us has seen Blazing Saddles more than the other. See if you can spot which one.

Featuring: film criticism in the reign of Caligula, From Hell 2: Another Surgeon, a horsey ex-model, Rodney Ronald and Donald, Johnny Fucking Spanish, far too much singing, a genuine class act and Michael Caine: The Musical!

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Episode 84. The Pebble and the Penguin

Tue, 04 Sep 2018 15:00:00 +1100

A very special penguin found the most beautiful pebble in the world and brought it to the two Pauls to see if they would accept it. They took turns sitting on it for a week and out popped this podcast!

Featuring: Not Don Bluth, every inch of Tim Curry, nerds, a surprising number of references to Gaspar Noe (i.e. any at all), Approximately Gilbert Gottfried, more from Paul's Kitchen, some challenging audio levels and a deeply sick Paul. Guess which one! It's the dead one.

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Episode 83. Steel

Tue, 28 Aug 2018 20:00:00 +1100

A new kind of crime demands a new kind of hero. A hero who is seven feet tall, 200 lbs and can seamlessly vanish into the night. A hero who will abduct any disabled woman he damn well feels like. A hero who will speak gently around soufflés and will eat the hot dog, not be one. The Pauls know of such a hero. Free throws desirable but not required.

Featuring: Shaq, Shaft, Sparks, kidnapping etiquette, the bassiest voice ever, the birth of the internet and some sugar.

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Episode 82. The Haunting

Tue, 21 Aug 2018 19:00:00 +1100

Are you having trouble sleeping? Well no need to participate in a crazy Liam Neeson Style Study, Jan De Bont has you covered! Can the Pauls survive a trip around the Director of Twister's spooky manor? Will they hear all of Owen Wilson's Wows over the sound of Robert Wise spinning in his grave? Find out all of this and more! Right here on One Good Things.

Featuring: two zelda references, rats in a maze, a spooky fist, hilarious dead children, Sarah Jessica Parker, the worst poker face in the world, a lot of talk about a genuinely great horror film, some talk about the horror film we're actually meant to be talking about and Bruce Dern the Actor.

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Episode 81. Sex and the City 2

Tue, 14 Aug 2018 18:00:00 +1100

The Pauls undertake a long and arduous trip through the desert wearing nothing but the entire Versace Summer Collection. Are our favourite gal pals waiting with anticipation on the other side? Or have they all fucked off to be replaced by grotesque caricatures of womanhood? Settle in everyone, as the two Pauls try to express all of their thoughts about Sex and the City 2 in under 90 minutes. And they haven't even packed yet!

Featuring: Wealth, Michael Pichael Paulie Posey, Dick Spurt, Kim Cattrall's exciting new accent, Mr Big's eyebrows, an intense looking man, a whole bunch of gay, and Waspy Charlotte. Not featuring: sex or anything interesting.

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Episode 80. Equivocating on Equilibrium

Tue, 07 Aug 2018 17:03:41 +1100

You didn't ask for it and we didn't listen to you! It's another ten episode, which means one of the bloody Pauls has to defend a film. As no one in the world has ever seen Kurt Wimmer's Equilibrium we thought we could get away with this one together.

Featuring: a real offence to sense, a total weapon, a super bad liar, a whole room full of bad liars, some party boy action and Taye Diggs.

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Episode 79. Norbit

Tue, 31 Jul 2018 19:00:00 +1100

This week the workmen in Paul G's attic use a 3/16 inch bit to drill holes into the corrugated iron roofing panels before dragging them over the purlins that have already been attached to the trusses. Once they've screwed those down with some #10X2-inch screws with polycarbonate washers that'll be a lovely job. Meanwhile, the Pauls try to discuss Norbit, a crap film.

Featuring: hammers, mostly.

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Episode 78. John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars

Tue, 24 Jul 2018 17:00:00 +1100

oooooOOOOOooooo, it's time for some spooky ghosts! But on Mars?!!! Only one man could have concieved of such a mad premise. And that man made The Thing once. No time for that though. Ghosts of Mars! Featuring: Jason Statham's "fuck me" eyes and pleas, The Ice Cube Bounce, Natasha Henstridge, nu metal, aaa kaa kaa gaar gaar gaaaar, Pam Grier (just about) and a matriarchy!

Episode 77. One Good Thing About Music

Tue, 17 Jul 2018 19:43:31 +1100

Have you heard of music? It's big. Get the scoop at One Good Thing as we discuss why music is so hard to talk about and then spend over an hour talking about it! We also try to recommend some music to each other to take us out of our already puny comfort zones. Featuring: Ariana Grande and the unlimited Greggs adventure, farty George Ezra, teen heart-throbs Portishead, Pingu, The Decline and Fall of the Nu Metal Empire, doge, and my various failed German experiments. Listen to it! You'll feel mighty real if you do.

Filmtal Kombat: Armageddon vs Deep Impact

Wed, 11 Jul 2018 03:34:10 +1100

We've got something very different for you this week, OGTeam! The Pauls each have to defend a terrible disaster movie for the pleasure of a panel of judges to decide which movie about a giant asteroid squishing the earth is the least rubbish. The Panel members are the oft mentioned Nell, OGT artist Sara, and JENNY! (an actual one this time). Featuring: Jason Statham, Richard Schiff (and don't you forget it!), a dog that definately should have died, a beautiful young couple who definately should have died, and a damn good drilling.

Also featuring Jen Blundell, Nell Heald, and Sara Keep. Thank you guys.

One Quick Thing #4. Blood of Dracula's Castle

Tue, 03 Jul 2018 18:21:00 +1100

Enter into the Paul's Castle and experience the ultimate experience in ultimate horror experience, yes? Witness the twisted perversion of two grown men genuinely enjoying a campy horror film from the sixties IF YOU DARE!!! Featuring: John Carradine, David Carradine, Paul Carradine, Horror Carradine, Liz Carradine, Carradine Carradine, and more Toucans than you could wave a Carradine at. I think you'll enjoy this vintage. Bottoms up!

One Quick Thing #3. Nightmare in Wax

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:00:00 +1100

Whilst one Paul’s away, the other will play…you a new episode of the One Quick Thing! This week the petulant Pauls peruse the people puppets and find Cameron Mitchell in an eye patch. Somebody’s kidnapping young stars and encasing them in wax, only not quite. Will two inept coppers be able to stitch ‘im up before he works his way up to the S Club? Only time and this podcast to tell, and this podcast is easier to fill your commute with. Featuring: betassled breasts, Tony Dean, shiny melt face, the T-Bones, Tom Green, and the 1960s in all their glory. Can you dig it, square?

Episode 76. Another Good Thing You Might Have Missed

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 18:20:00 +1100

Once a year the Pauls insinuate their way into your living space and begin shouting film recommendations at you. The Mayans tried to stop it, as did Nicholas Cage. But they failed and now the time has come. Listen as they bravely attempt to convince you to watch some of the best and weirdest films they've experienced in the last few months, only in the Paul way (badly). Featuring: An excessive number of Australian films, Noah Baumbach, the one you definitely won't watch, perverse film critics, familial confessions, Noah Baumbach, and some good advice regarding being overwhelmed, specifically how not to be. BYE!

Episode 75. The Swarm

Tue, 12 Jun 2018 20:00:34 +1100

There are a lot of parallels between One Good Thing and 1978 horror film The Swarm. Both are unintentionally funny, there’s a lot of shouting and Paul drives as though he’s been stung by an eternity of bees. That’s where the differences end: we have two Pauls, none of which are Michael Caine, and we’re a podcast. So what right does that give us to talk about a film that patently isn’t two Pauls? What are you talking about? That has nothing to do with anyone. Get the hell off my front lawn before I push you off. The one good thing about The Swarm!

Apt jingling, Robot Dad, Dr. Insect, the meaning of expertise, damn it Ned Nedson, sad Ed Harris, doin’ Ayoade and oh yeah, bees.

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Episode 74. The Mummy 2017 (feat. Baby Beard)

Tue, 05 Jun 2018 15:46:03 +1100

Three in a bag, three in the bush… the Baby Bearders are gluttons for uniquely repetitive styles of punishment as they the prodigal sons return for more shit film talk! Turns out that if you say ‘one good thing’ three times in an Australian accent 2017’s bad film ‘The Mummy’ will appear in DVD form, and everyone involved must watch it or be laughed at as bad film boys for all time. If you can find at least one good thing about it, however, the curse reverses and The Mummy is plagued by the expectation that it was actually going to be a good film, ensuring a feeling of betrayal in every filmgoer for all time! Oh, delicious irony. Is that irony? You tell us. You tell us.

Featuring: classic mates, the conquests of Mary Beard, Jenny! Ben Whishaw you’re the god of death, Full-on Fabio, conspidercy and steampoon.

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Episode 73. Birdemic: Shock and Terror (feat. Video Negative)

Tue, 29 May 2018 15:03:07 +1100

The Pauls have been sucking the life out of the podcast game for so long that the podcast world struck back: Oliver Urwin from the wicked sweet Video Negative podcast punished us from the skies. The gauntlet? We must not only watch James Nguyen's Birdemic: Shock and Terror but we must also find some good things about it. As in the classic OGT style. Then he LAUGHED, listeners. Long and hard. At our very own podcast. That is until he realised that he had agreed to come on said podcast to talk about a film of his choice. Tears were shed and hugs exchanged (keeping the requisite groin distance for professionals) but it makes little difference, dear OGTeam. Such is podcast law! What, demands you the public, were the good things about Birdemic: Shock and Terror?

Featuring: not birds, one part of the American dream, dirty cuts, BATZ, hanging out with all your families and just the worst businessman, guys.

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Episode 72. Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones

Tue, 22 May 2018 14:30:00 +1100

This week a royal coupling has the Pauls in a tizzy; the republic dream is fading, they’re focusing on the negative, they’re certainly not mindful of our thoughts and, to be perfectly honest, if anyone is pleased to see them at this stage then something has gone horribly wrong. What’s more, because I can’t be bothered to finish this analogy I’m going to go ahead and make it clear that we’re talking about Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones without any further reference to real life events this previous week – those dresses tho.

Star Wars! One good thing!

Featuring: star signs wars, the original odd couple, Leorge Gucas, the real George Lucas and all the good a Star Wars petition ever did for anyone.

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Episode 71. Sharknado: the 4th Awakens

Tue, 15 May 2018 14:32:00 +1100

Thanks to Paul's girlfriend Nell (who seceretly wanted to watch this however much she tells you different) the Pauls found themselves actively watching Sharknado: the 4th Awakens. So bad it's good? Or so good at bad that it's good? Or just plain three bags of crap because it did good bad? Before the similarities to the Pauls themselves get too loud and aggressive (much like said Pauls), it's probably best to let this one speak for itself. And what does it say? It says nado.

Featuring: nado.

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Episode 70. Damn, Sandler!

Tue, 08 May 2018 13:59:19 +1100

Basically, after seventy-plus hours of OGT, the Pauls have gone the way of Bonnie and Clyde, Sonny and Cher and Bono/Bono and bloody had it with each other. One Paul had a feeling this would happen, so about ten weeks ago asked the other Paul to watch five Adam Sandler films in one go. "For the podcast," he said, grubbing his hands like a fly perched on a peach, and left it at that. Turns out, unbeknownst to himself, that he was serious.

Seeing as they went ahead and watched five of Sandler's earliest films, they might as well think of something to say about them. Maybe try and find the one good thing? Old Sandler was good Sandler, right? ...right?

Featuring: whatever you canget a good deal on, basically. Subway, Popeye's Chicken, Adidas, you stop noticing after a while.

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Episode 69. Francis Ford Coppola's Twixt

Tue, 01 May 2018 13:00:27 +1100

For such a sexy episode number the Pauls get down and dirty – that is to say, on their knees, in the mud, rooting around for meaning – and not just because they're failures in the eyes of their parents, friends and future employers. No, there's something more sinister than that. One of the Pauls has trapped the other in a supposedly metatextual podcast about podcasting, only when trapped Paul tries to question the other's intent he's met with hisses and jeers about "the whores down at the lake" until the first Paul falls into a sombre quiet. The captor swings that birdhouse around menacingly, daring him to feel again. Just give him one good god damn reason. Here's the one good thing about director of Apocalypse Now and the Godfather Francis Ford Coppola's Twixt!

Featuring: Buck and friends, the Pauls are readers!, how to: write, literary law, a proper paedophile, some incredible transformations and never not knowing the real Val Kilmer.

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Episode 68. The Emoji Movie

Tue, 24 Apr 2018 14:59:31 +1100

Ohnoes! This week both Pauls shat up their magic boxes and decided that if they wanted any women to ever touch it again then they needed to do a right-old magic box makeover! They got Ty whatshisface from that American show where they build mansions for orphans and single dads, Taye Diggs, Mike Tyson (from Ip Man) and Tyson Fury* to pitch in with their various views and approaches to life –because after all, what is life if not a celebration of diversity and ruddy well being yourself? I know I'm all about those things!

A quick side note: some kids informed us that TY is text speak for "thank Yiannopoulos" and we should be more careful trying to appropriate youthspeak in all future viral marketing campaigns, and actually that technology is advancng at an alarming rate, even for two robust manful millennials like the Pauls, but rest assured folks, they're planning to back all of this up with watching the Emoji Movie, a film about doin' it starring Patrick Stewart and a boy who just can't lay off all the sweets. There should be something on all of this in there.

*Tyra Banks was "busy".

Featuring: Jimmy Sweetshops, a plea to David Ehrlrich, a real distraction, Rimey apparently, Faris Je t'aime and the big secret about a little boy that all those LIBERALS out there DON'T want you to know!

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Episode 67. Videogames!

Tue, 17 Apr 2018 20:10:33 +1100

The Pauls are trying something new! At the incest and folk-dancing party they were asked to attend by a member of Oasis they sat down and discussed ALL of videogames! On a film podcast! Imagine. Anyway, they’re pretty knowledgeable about all this Cuthbert and Maribo stuff and they’ve left absolutely nothing out at all, so strap in, grab your game-stick and try not to get a game over, you bloody game…fans.

Featuring:

Is gaming a waste of time?
Are games just for nerds?
Are games art?
Our top tens!

And many other things! Game... on?

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Episode 66. 2017

Tue, 10 Apr 2018 20:01:54 +1100

Tally-ho fellow 2017ers! The Pauls cruise in with the timing of a dead dog falling out of a plane into an explosion to talk their top films of 2017! That is to say at precisely the correct time. Everyone else bollocksed it up.

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Episode 65. Howard the Duck

Tue, 03 Apr 2018 20:21:39 +1100

Holy duck! This week the Pauls take their first step into farty cinema of the past because, believe it or not, people did crap things back then too. It’s not all Morrissey and Thatcherism you know. That’s right, ladies and gentlemallards, this week the Pauls find the one good thing about Howard the Duck, because they sure did made movies like that anymore.

Featuring: some lovely duckplay, stickin’ it with Tim, the science series that really will stamp on evolution, whatever a sex clinic is and Mariah Carey’s REAL agenda here.

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Episode 64. Super Mario Bros.

Tue, 27 Mar 2018 19:04:20 +1100

This week the Pauls were waylaid by fan of the show Jennifer Sohns showing up in the middle of a plumbing job and waving a shiny rock in our faces. “Take this to another dimension,” she cooed, then when I reached out for it she beat us over the head with a hammer and dragged our bodies hundreds of miles into a moody dystopia populated by folk-singing mushrooms, men evolved from dragons and goo hanging from literally fucking everything. “It’s just like Mario!” cried Jennifer, taunting us by hooting and waving the rock in our faces which, now our eyes have adjusted, was clearly just a lump of coal with some sellotape around it. “Just like Mario,” we chorused, sick in the head and not even knowing what a Mario is anymore, but just wanting the ordeal to stop. Just like playing a videogame, amirite? …right? Hello?

Thanks Jennifer! Keep up the good work!

Featuring: the best oh face, a nasty saga, bear talez, British wit and all the games you know and love… in a film!

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Episode 63. A Sound of Thunder

Tue, 20 Mar 2018 20:17:11 +1100

Well, we only went and asked the very good Movie Maintenance podcast for a recommendation. Originally that recommendation was to stop calling them and standing outside their window with boomboxes (Wagner, obviously) – but eventually they relented and poured the boiling vat of A Sound of Thunder all over our faces. And you know what? We lapped it up. Turns out people who are very good at fixing films on the side can also pick a very bad film when prompted. That's talent for you.

Featuring: Ron?! Bulger, heady sequel pitching, a real demonstration of Ben Kingsley’s talent, …plus hair!, an unrelated T-Rex, Antogram, Richard Littlemoth and one Paul who gets very excited that he isn’t the only one to fuck up a name from time to time.

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Episode 62. Wild Wild West (feat. Baby Beard)

Tue, 13 Mar 2018 18:18:33 +1100

Howdy y'all/y'all'all, what up and shut up: the Paulboyz are once again overrun by Australians (though they still refuse to show us their birth certificates) – what better way to celebrate this latest subjugation by looking at an infamous part of history that has nothing to do with Australia nor any real grounding in reality? That's right, this week the Pauls and Sean and Phil and Chris looked at Chopper! Also Wild Wild West, because it is a bad film. y'all.

Featuring: spiders! genders! minorities! boobies! and some... jokes? yee-haw etc.

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Episode 61. Epic Movie & Superhero Movie

Tue, 06 Mar 2018 19:38:21 +1100

And so into the grey those sweet Paulboyz ride – MATTHEW GREY (GRAY) that is. He (@clockworkwriter) suggested we do some of the movie movies, we put it to a poll, nobody could make up their bloody minds and now the Paulboyz are stuck with three hours of something approximating satire. It was witnessed, recorded and swiftly dumped into a well. Was it a wishing well? H.G. Wells? Welwyn Garden City? Nobody knows, so dense are the references. Better just ask Crispin Glover like we always do.

Featuring: poor duck, some women?, Leslie Nielsen, good English stretchface and some preferable if questionable alternatives.

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Episode 60. Antsy about Antichrist

Tue, 27 Feb 2018 19:11:48 +1100

We’ve hit another tenner and you know what that means: one of the disgusting Paulboyz pulls a film favourite from the pile of stink that amasses around the truly deranged and defends it for the whole world to see! This week, one of the Pauls somehow thinks Lars Von Trier's 2009 film Antichrist isn’t a loathsome piece of garbage and that maybe we need to have a chat about it. So there you go. Other Paul doesn’t have much of a choice. Tens is tens after all.

Featuring: Northern Dad, Willem Dafoe’s relentless quest for treats, the weirdest Snickers ad out there and yes, that Daily Mail.

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Episode 59. Pixels

Tue, 20 Feb 2018 21:03:50 +1100

This week the Paulz confuse their timelines and whisk themselves back to a crazy era where only men played videogames, music was repetitive and only men played videogames, did I mention that? That’s right, they went to a 2015 Adam Sandler film. Arf. Pixels. That’s about all this fucking thing is getting. One good thing.

Featuring: memory lane, …FUN???!!!!, a winning formula, good lessons for your kids and everything pretty much in its right and holy place where gender roles and masculinity is concerned.

Episode 58. Valentine's Day

Tue, 13 Feb 2018 19:27:17 +1100

Happy Valentine’s one and all! Obviously the Pauls have booked out every restaurant in the city on the off-chance that in gallivanting they pass by even one of them. If not, though, they’ll probably do what they always do: drink organic vinegar from the bottle and watch one Garry Marshall film at random until that thing happens where the liquid starts pouring out of a steaming hole in the back of their heads. When not wriggling their sopping fists through each other’s new neck-holes, however, they might have noticed a good thing or two about that there film that was what where playing on that there teevee screen there there there. Hospital please.

Featuring: some amazing women, some saucy men, a sad child, immigrants and jokes almost colliding, a dubious new segment and Topher Grace.

Episode 57. Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever

Tue, 06 Feb 2018 08:00:00 +1100

This week the Pauls struggle to be heard over the sound of an obnoxious four-four beat backing over them like a lorry packed to the rafters with bullshit; fortunately for them, Ballistic: Ecks Vs Sever was on the TV, so they were able to hear it over everything else perfectly. And what do you know, they even found a few good things about it… ONE good thing, that is. But also a few. Featuring: the inevitable return to a Channel 4 cult comedy classic, not being John Travolta (or Clive Owen), a smoking nanobot, whispered kicks and doing everything in your power to be a human being.

Episode 56. The One Good Thing About 'Great' Films

Tue, 30 Jan 2018 08:00:00 +1100

This week the Paulboyz ask 'Why doesn't everyone love the films we love?' and get stuck into those 'Great' movies that people love to hate. Featuring: Christopher Nolan, David Lynch, Stanley Kubrick, Denis Villeneuve, Damien Chazelle, John Madden, Rian Johnson and anyone who's ever liked or disliked a film and just fancied a good old chat.

Episode 55. OGT and You Know What I Like Present: Seeing Double

Tue, 23 Jan 2018 08:00:00 +1100

We tried so hard for the original Mark and Sophie from You Know What I Like Podcast – we wanted them so bad and we thought our moxie and street cred was enough. Alas. Luckily for us, some old man from Braveheart (I think Brendan Gleeson?) shipped us over a couple of podcast people from his own private stash. They were sexier and cooler and happy to work for nothing, just like us, so we hit it off in an instant. Unfortunatley the real Mark and Sophie showed up and weren’t happy with us showing their doppelclones the ropes, teaching them how to love, etc. etc. and as a cautionary tale showed us a copy of S Club’s very own Seeing Double, our eyelids taped to our foreheads as they administered drops of something milky to our human eyes. “We’ve learned our lesson!” we cried; deaf ears, ladies and gentlemen. Deaf ears. Anyway, on those occasions where we were allowed to blink our brains committed one or two good things to mind. WHAT AM. Featuring: some adult views, some jokes for the dads, a smelly doorag, a special vintage and a very very quick fire, oh yes, a ha.

Episode 54. The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 2

Tue, 16 Jan 2018 08:00:00 +1100

This week the Paulboyz get their laughing gear around the end of a series they’ve had very little to do with to date, but promise you this: if but one iota makes no sense they’ll hound it to the ends of the Earth. That’s right: this week is the one good thing about immortal abomination The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 2::::! May our lives be forever about to change. Featuring: we found Jim Broadbent, the bad promise, the strangest heart and honestly, very honestly, not Paul Giamatti, please believe me, I know, it’s hard, but do.

Episode 53. CHAPPiE

Tue, 09 Jan 2018 08:00:00 +1100

Does not compute! Aha... ah. Launching the Pilot podcast not only has a frankly fantastic Australian mullet, but they came to us with a violent, sexy idea for our ears only: find the one good thing about CHAPPiE, they said. And let us pilot an incredible death machine. Hmm, we said. Seems a bit much. No it isn't, they said. Just look at Sigourney Weaver over there. She seemed pretty cool with it. We didn't have a leg to stand on. Except for a gross insane killer robot leg. So while the LtP boys ran rampant with a murderous metal hellbeast the Paulboyz found themselves cowering in their private military office, eating old sandwich crusts out the bin under a flickering fluorescent light; fortunately between cries muffled by dampening loaf the reflection of CHAPPiE was coming in off of a drive-thru cinema that had recently gained sentience and begun marching up and down the main road; even more fortunately it had decided to stand in front of the building opposite us in order to mecha-urinate all over it. For two hours. This episode is the resulting experience of that fateful day. What is good thing! Featuring: A long way to go for anything, Hugh Jackman's whole deal, the power of love and wall-to-wall Die Antwoord, fuckmothers.

Episode 52. New Year's Eve

Sun, 31 Dec 2017 08:00:00 +1100

Well, it's the end of a long and sticky year. We've seen our fair share of highs and some undeserved lows, but those of us who remain have not only ourselves but each other to thank. These emotions and more come to a head on the last day of 2017: there'll be laughter, mostly because of alcohol; regret, mostly also because of alcohol but also because of genitals and the sex we've done to one another, but also regret from all the poor decisions we made in the last year, because of alcohol, sex and the terrible food we've pushed into our faces to get over all our hangovers and awful sexual encounters. Never mind, here's Gary Marshall's New Year's Eve. It's two hours long and you might forget about how terrible you are at life as you slip jagged and screaming into the vortex of a film that defies Gregorian and other concepts of time. Here's to a sparkling new year with all the new opportunities, sexual and other, that they tend to provide. And thank you, OGTeam. Featuring: please don't make me... okay... there's... VP New Year... Sudeikis New Year... Mom New Year... please... please, everyone... it's the 31st... ____ New Year... ____ New Year... fill 'em in. Like in games. Games fun... Alexei Fyodorovich Karamazov is in this one I think. His sequence of religious epiphanies is unparalleled in cinema. You should really check this out, guys.

A Christmas Treat from OGT!

Mon, 25 Dec 2017 08:00:00 +1100

Merry Christmas one and all: a wildly unseasonal Easter Egg and proof that all it takes is a little jet lag to break one Paul's mind.

Episode 51. Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas

Sun, 24 Dec 2017 08:00:00 +1100

Merry Christmas from the Paulboyz at OGT: this week we find the one festive thing about Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas and in turn find that Christmas is indeed saved for us. No doubt about it, guys. This does exactly what it says on the tin. Featuring everything you've ever wanted in Santa's steely gaze. See you in the new year!

Episode 50. The One Good Thing About One Good Thing

Tue, 19 Dec 2017 08:00:00 +1100

Now they've recorded 50+2 episodes, the Paulboyz turn their critical rays on themselves, along with the brain-baby that is their podcast 'The One Good Thing About Podcast'. Ever listened to them crap on about Christopher Nolan for the tenth consecutive episode and wondered 'But why did you bother recording this?''How can you even stand each other?' or 'What did you have for lunch today?" ? Well, today's your lucky day because these questions and more are answered within. Thanks for permitting us the indulgent wankathon that is our fiftieth episode. Thanks to everyone who has listened, liked, reviewed and subscribe, and here's to the next year, more bad movies and many more bona fide good things. Featuring: the past, the present, the future, some great bits, some ego stroking, some juicy gossip and two Pauls who just can't get enough.

Episode 49. Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace

Tue, 12 Dec 2017 08:00:00 +1100

The Paulz are in tumult: HMRC are chasing them up and down the country for blockading the entrance to their headquarters and the strapping young podcastmen just don’t ruddy care! They’ve made a fort out of sleeping bags and Domino’s boxes and have resolved to watch all 127 minutes of George Lucas’s Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace right there in the doorway, their naked feet and arses exposed to the unforgiving winter air of the British Isles (and Tesco’s jam) because apparently Ian Duncan Smith bet them they couldn’t find even one good thing about it. Who's the real fool here? Anyway, the twist is both Pauls were arrested for movie piracy. Damn. Best send some jedis in to save the hapless fuckidiots. Featuring: some REALLY offensive accents, well-trodden ground, when not to be a Yes Man and our invitations to the ranch rescinded forever.

Episode 48. Jack and Jill

Tue, 05 Dec 2017 08:00:00 +1100

We finally did it. The oft-threatened. The rightly feared. We invited our twin sister over for bank holiday Monday! Ugh, nightmare. Long story short, she took off her pantyhose, stuffed a weasel up there and puked up a big racist drawing of England's growing Polish population, but because she looks an awful lot like us it's funny and romantic, not grossly offensive. The secret is she's just lazy, but no one seems to have cottoned on just yet. Same time again next year! In the meantime, let's watch something only half as opprobrious as my piece of shit sister: an anti-vacc documentary! Oh, she also made us watch Jack and Jill. We talk about that this week. Featuring: two Adam Sandlers inside what seems to be an ad for Pepto Bismol, which in itself is inside a Dunkin' Donuts story, which in itself is contained within a Sony saga, which inhabits a Coca Cola edumercial, all of which has nestled inside Al Pacino's confusing and upsetting head and laid eggs on his brain, unfortunately culminating in an ad for Adam Sandler. Damn you, Happy Gilmore.* *Madison. We make this mistake 83 times in this episode and we'd like you to know that we're not idiots. Just lazy. Like begets like, motherfucker.

Episode 47. The Happening

Tue, 28 Nov 2017 08:00:00 +1100

Give the Paulboyz a second: they’re processing an awful lot right now and can’t stand to be [incoherent mumbling] passive observers anymore! Some strange shit’s going down, man, people are losing their minds over this and it’s going to get worse before it gets better. Never mind that: the Pauls have found a patch of land in idyllic Killadelphia not dominated by murderous trees and are going to watch The Happening. You voted for it. We have to find it. The one good thing, that is. A lot of people have asked us if we’re crazy, if we’re some sort of weirdo or deviant type. And you know what we have to say to that? What? Noooo… Featuring: thinky science, secret Adonis, zoo luck, one for the dads, a right rough soldier, the doll-human problem we’ve all faced before and a human film for robots.

Episode 46. Pearl Harbor

Tue, 21 Nov 2017 08:00:00 +1100

Hey flyboys: we heard there’s a war on! Last thing me and the boys heard there’s a hulking mass in the sky, come from afar, promising doom and destruction from above – and all we can do is wait. That’s right, I was really talking about Pearl Harbour (2001) but flipped it at the very end there! Did you see? Anyway, me and the boys are gonna go smooch some dames and get something hypodermic jabbed into our butt-meat, hopefully with some sort of military-grade narcotic because even though we’re not at war we really have a battle of our own and that is finding one measly good thing in a mere three hours of constant spinning telephoto lens. Up up and away! Featuring: cartoon stutter II: the cringing, Baffneckinsale, Japan vs. Kate, tricks for Baldwin and startling historical accuracy.

Episode 45. Sex Lives of the Potato Men

Tue, 14 Nov 2017 08:00:00 +1100

Matthew Gray (@clockworkwriter) has a quest: some people think it’s a noble quest, most people would rather eat their own sick than hear another word of it, but he doesn’t care. He’s come this far, lost so many friends, but by God he’s going to get someone to watch Sex Lives of the Potato Men and commit it to posterity by talking about it in front of microphones. If it has to be the One Good Thing boys then so be it. Who knows, there might even be one of those Good Things if they look hard enough. It matters not. Just talk about the fish sandwiches already. Featuring: a quest, a niche, a mirror, a rainbow, a kiss, a broken heart, one blender FULL of dog shit and a weird way to show your love (e.g. Johnny Vegas).

Episode 44. Mortdecai

Tue, 07 Nov 2017 08:00:00 +1100

Oh jolly wolly bolly boo boo, gather ’round all ye of noble birth and utter unentitlement: It’s Tuesday and you know what that means: time to congratulate ourselves for not being foreign, poor or sentimental in any way shape or form, but British, by God! Crack open the good brandy, chisel out the most aged cheese and slip your five moisturised digits right inside your fly there… yes… good to be privileged, isn’t it? Oh look, Mortdecai’s on Blokebusters (@Blokebusters) TV. They’re recommending we have a bally good old watch to savour up all the good things like a young filly who [indecipherable lecherous mumbling]. Well, I’ve heard some jolly good things about this one, and now we’ve got that Brexit ruddy well sewn up I believe I’ve all the time in the world. Enjoy! Featuring: a moustache gag, seven buckets of puke and a fair bit of class warfare.

Episode 43. The One Spooky Thing: the Halloween Franchise (except the remakes)

Tue, 31 Oct 2017 07:00:00 +1100

Good moaning maladies and dementedmen, we hope you like s-s-s-scaaary films, because we decided to look at two of them today. That's right: we're doing a one spooky thing about Halloween: the franchise! Not the remakes though. Basically one Paul likes horror films and has decided to make every Halloween a truly terrifying experience by forcing the other Paul to watch everything even remotely related to it, then talk at length about them when he'd rather just watch the Royal Tenenbaums again. Woooooooooooo!

Episode 42. Batman and Robin

Tue, 24 Oct 2017 07:00:00 +1100

Thanks to TV In Space (@TVinspace) the Pauls are pushed kicking screaming into the acid vats they have down at DC nowadays and emerge moments later with some unconvincing makeup and an inexplicable desire to sink their teeth into Batman. Unfortunately Bruce Wayne isn't taking visitors so they went online and rented a copy of Batman and Robin, tucked into a family bucket of Häagen-Dazs and bitched about billionaires all night. What came out? A couple of good things. Featuring: ice cold puns, toxic innuendo, a bat thing, Richard's name is Dick and one triumphant mess.

Episode 41. BRATZ™

Tue, 17 Oct 2017 07:00:00 +1100

Insert teen catchphrase here! Recommendation month rolls around again and this time we kick off with BRATZ™ – and from one cynical cashgrab to another I can tell you it’s a real doozy. So let’s get our money right, our attitude up to ten because we don’t have one of those special Spinal Tap amps, and throw your reactionary right-wing three-act structures out the bloody window, because by God we’ve got to think of some good things about BRATZ™. ™™™ Featuring: some mean girls, a gem of a teen, pitch perfect vocals and Jon Voight...?

Episode 40. The Valerian Element

Tue, 10 Oct 2017 07:00:00 +1100

Several weeks ago one Paul saw Valerian and liked it. Then he told the other Paul to go see it and this Paul liked it so much that he thought about defending it, kind of. This is that. Episode 40 is all the things we like about Valerian! Featuring: Luc and the man of a thousand Bessons, Dane and the husband of a thousand perfects, Cara and the face of a thousand brows, Gerard and the meal of a thousand sausages, a story and the branches of a thousand loud open-mouthed WHATs and the city of a thousand Keanu Reeveses.

Episode 39. Lost In Space

Tue, 03 Oct 2017 07:00:00 +1100

This week the Pauls disobey a direct order and go blam on the hyperdrive. Long story short is that they ended up lost in a very specific space where loopy sci-fi concepts were buttoned down with double denim and chased with an ice cold Pepsi just in time for Take That to come and shake their frosted tips to a Balearic dance beat. That's right: the Pauls are lost in the nineties and everyone just thinks they went out for milk. Oh well. Let's watch another stinker and find some one good things. In space! Featuring: Gary Oldspider, Major Pest, Yawn Robinson, Penny Vloginson, Judy Emergency Contraceptionson, etc. etc.

Episode 38. Grown Ups 2

Tue, 26 Sep 2017 07:00:00 +1100

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Episode 37. A Good Day to Die Hard

Tue, 19 Sep 2017 07:00:00 +1100

The Pauls take a vacation to podcastland and find much to their horror that they have to do a podcast there. Even though it was definitely the last thing they wanted to happen, they had just seen A Good Day to Die Hard, had made some highly detailed notes and were to all extents and purposes prepared for such an eventuality. But they are on vacation. In podcastland. What's the one good thing about Die Hard 5: A Good Day to Die Hard 5? Featuring: the ravages of age, not being gay, tough love, the stages of Bruce, god mode and another episode of the smash hit Where Did Mary Elizabeth Winstead Go?

Episode 36. The One Good Thing About Top Tens

Tue, 12 Sep 2017 07:00:00 +1100

It's positivity day! Thanks to a whole swathe of you sending in your top ten favourite movies of all time the Pauls have an excuse to talk about their own favourite films in hilarious and enthralling detail. Hooray! We also compiled the ultimate top ten from everyone's submissions – so stick around to find out which Men in Black film tops the list. Featuring: Grown Ups, Resident Evil 13, White Chicks, Sandlerthon 2012, Verhoeven! the Musical, Drywall Boyz and two men, staring in a mirror shouting insults into their own horrific faces to see who cries first.

Episode 35. Highlander II: The Quickening

Tue, 05 Sep 2017 07:00:00 +1100

Cinema Bushido (@Cinemabushido) hurl this frozen disc of cow poo Paul-ward and the Pauls leapt like dogs to catch it in their teeth. Having dodged the remakes and the Giglis and and the Shyamalans of this recommendations month, have they finally met their match in the universally-hated 0% sensation that is Highlander II: The Quickening? Well, don't just stand there: grab hold of the poo-disc and climb in! side a Paul. Featuring: fun the way Michael Ironside likes it, a cult in the making, constant sexual harassment punchlines because Sean Connery, heh-heh, a bumpy ride and a sequel worth bringing to life.

Episode 34. Lady in the Water

Tue, 29 Aug 2017 07:00:00 +1100

Thanks goes to Beyond The Box Set (@Beyondtheboxset) podcast this week for recommending the critic-proof Lady In The Water. Luckily at least one of us is totally underqualified for the job. We might have been asked to find one good thing about this piece of work but we'll go one better. We'll probably have two. Unless a dreaded case of the scrunts sets in. Featuring: NARF, the wims, the wams, the bums, the oobly-boos, a hack, an arse, a Jesus and a very real threat to both chastity and national security.

Episode 33. Gigli

Tue, 22 Aug 2017 07:00:00 +1100

We hark the return of Avoid Being Hated (@avoidbeinghated) who grace us with something really special. That's right: they done recommended us another movie! Looks like they lost their copy of Home Alone 3 though. So... let's get into Gigli before it starts sucking in planets. Good things! Featuring: man's desperate quest for nuggets, lickin' midriffs, penis vs vagina: ultimate showdown, Detective Christopher Walken, one flexed waddle and the very model of a many many monologue. Int'rested?

Episode 32. OGT & Baby Beard present: Surf Ninjas

Tue, 15 Aug 2017 07:00:00 +1100

It's surf season here at OGT apparently - only instead of a poor approximation of a sad Keanu Reeves we have three hot young Australian boys muscling their way onto our podcast to talk the one good thing about Surf Ninjas in a discussion that was originally forty minutes longer than the film's runtime. Classic Straya. Welcome Sean, Phil and James of Baby Beard! Featuring: Schindler’s Ninjas, the hottest boys, a classic switcheroo, Rob Schneider joke, the stair master, the Nielsen secret and one very, very good thing.

Episode 31. Point Break (2015)

Tue, 08 Aug 2017 07:00:00 +1100

Cowabunga all you radical dudes: this week the Pauls get academic in their quest for enlightenment! At the recommendation of Paul's girlfriend Nell they give the Point Break reimagining a go and invite you along for the riiiiiide. But stop smiling and saying surf words – it's not about having fun. It's more serious than ever. And the Pauls couldn't be more thrilled. Let's find a good thing! Featuring: holidays by Ray, the Delroy window to my soul, some good odds, some rad waves, some bitchin' theories, three great lectures and a poly-knob if ever we saw one.

Episode 30. Watching the Watchmen

Tue, 01 Aug 2017 07:00:00 +1100

This week the Pauls dust off their defending cowls and leap fist-first down the throat of Zak Snyder's rather memorable Watchmen! They've read the book and they remember there was a lot of it – lots of blood, lots of superpower and even more lots of incongruously apt tunes that made this comic a real made-for-cinema thriller/comedy/romance. Probably. It was probably that. Anyway, the Pauls liked the movie adaptation of it once upon a time – how do they feel eight years on? Featuring: Dadbody, Supermum, The Clunk, Weirdy-Eardy, The Voice, Dan Dreiger? and DCEU’s probably The Joker.

Episode 29. Alone in the Dark

Tue, 25 Jul 2017 07:00:00 +1100

This week the Pauls hold hands in a well-lit room and face the horror of another in a long line of worst films of all time and – well, you know the rest. Prepare for disappointment. Featuring: a pair of regular Rory Bremners, some right t’orphans, handsome Jeremy Corbyn, the hierarchy of Rob and seven seconds of whatever you want, baby.

Episode 28. Nicolas Cage's Outcast

Tue, 18 Jul 2017 07:00:00 +1100

JAACAAAAAAAAB! Get those earphones in and get yourselves medieval – except for the earphones – because this week the Pauls lurch out of their opium hazes just long enough to lead an unlikely burden across an unbearable distance. That's right, we're in all kinds of east with Nick Powell's Chinese movie Outcast! Featuring: shifting the Damon, the various ages of Boyden Manstensen, Benedict Wong?, a show of real British unity and meeting your boss's eye after your sexy video.

Episode 27. Suicide Squad (Extended Cut)

Tue, 11 Jul 2017 07:00:00 +1100

The Pauls aren't gonna kill you – they're just gonna bash your brains in. They're gonna bash them right the f– oh, hang on... *checks* SHIT! Turns out by all of that they mean they're going to put their own souls through the mangle of misery, going above and beyond the call of duty once again as they witness not only Suicide Squad, but the extended cut of the aforementioned trash fire. Maybe it'll be like Bats v Supes all over again and we'll get something like cohesion with an inexplicably longer edition. Or maybe they're just in for some serious mental abuse like only David Ayer knows how. Featuring: the bleak world that pursues Mark Kermode from the past, a Shia Labeouf exhibit nobody can enjoy, condomfuls of disappointment and swingin' it round, DC style!

One Quick Thing #2. Brain Twisters

Tue, 04 Jul 2017 07:00:00 +1100

Another week, another head in a jar! In this mini episode the Paul's tackle another Gore House Great, this time a sci-fi head upsetter, Brain Twisters. Featuring: The Pauls not noticing the phrase "bell end", degree shaming, confusingly similar high school girls, German shaming, some great police work, William Fichtner shaming, and some Paul on Paul combat over acting prowess. Not Featuring: Bob Hoskins, Chloe Sevigny, Molly Ringwold, Rosario Dawson, Ben Barnes, Sherman from American Pie, Detective John Lovitz and Bill Pullman, Doctor William Fichtner and Mr Fluffy Pants.

One Quick Thing #1. Madmen of Mandoras

Tue, 27 Jun 2017 07:00:00 +1100

Whilst one Paul is away, the other will play! ...with show formats. It's a mini episode! The Pauls take a quick look at Madmen of Mandoras! A crazy movie from the swinging sixties with all those sixties hallmarks: big suits, awkwardly hidden bodies and Nazis! Also featuring: Hitler's head in a jar (let's face it, that's why you clicked on this), a huge number of protagonists, a diminutive number of Nazis, some literally shady Hispanic types, clever tricks you can do with a match box (including alerting Spanish rebels to your sympathies), ruminations on the nature of a "gore house great", the odd hint that this was recorded the week of the election, some excellent improvisation from the Pauls, and a fantastic espionage wife! Have an enjoy!

Episode 26. One Good Thing You Might Have Missed

Tue, 20 Jun 2017 07:00:00 +1100

Oh no! The Pauls have run out of bad movies! Not to worry, Hollywood will have a fresh batch ready in a few weeks, like a nice warm tray of cookies filled with live bees. Meanwhile, the Pauls decide to devote some time to movies they actually like! Specifically the ones they feel have flown under the radar and could do with the popularity boost that a mention on our podcast will inevitably bring them. So come listen! You might find some new treats! Featuring more movies than you could reasonably be expected to shake a stick at, an exciting new business opportunity, some foreigns, Oscar Isaac and his little known cousin Oscar Isaacs, some homegrown classics and talent, a cinematic nightmare from Canada, guidance on which hoodies to hug and when, the best director who's name you don't know, and an insightful discussion around the societal difficulties in recommending movies, for which this podcast is a case study. You are our subjects, enjoy!

Episode 25. Jem and the Holograms

Tue, 13 Jun 2017 07:00:00 +1100

Thanks to the truly outrageous You Know What I Like? podcast (@YKWILpodcast) for recommending this one and truly outrageousing our perceptions with this confusing and unsettlingly capable movie that everyone hated. Yes, it's the last week of recommendations month and two very sleepy Pauls are looking for the one good thing about Jem and the Holograms! Featuring: joy, pleasure, sophistication, delight, heartbreak, relish and glee – and that's just from the election. Ba-zing.

Episode 24. The Avengers (1998)

Tue, 06 Jun 2017 07:00:00 +1100

This week's recommendation comes from @VideoNegative podcast – who eschewed the mean-spirited and plain nasty rubbish film for the kind that tries hard but is nevertheless the equivalent of the dog with one leg shorter than the rest, hobbling urgently away from its own mess. Well played, we say, Video Negative. Well played. Featuring: a story maze, the wrong workmate, an original idea, signer's regret, a grabby Bond and an evil Emma Peel we may or may not have explained.

Episode 23. Bucky Larson

Tue, 30 May 2017 07:00:00 +1100

Well, thanks to the boys @BrodysKitchen podcast, recommendations month can continue! I knelt down in front of Chief Brody and Paul lay prostrate before Bad Hat Harry, and each of us held out our hands while they shovelled rich, steaming piles of Bucky Larson into our palms. Please sirs can we have some more! "Yes," they said. "Always." Featuring: sex labels, all kinds of shaming, grape of destiny, an ASMR breakthrough, how to make friends and influence critics and other unpopular theories according to Nick Swardson.

Episode 22. The Ridiculous Six

Tue, 23 May 2017 07:00:00 +1100

Well! This week the @blokebusters podcast recommend us a doozy and the Pauls get OUTRAGEOUS with Adam Sandler's Netflix release The Ridiculous Six: CRINGE as they get offended as hell at all the crass, gross Sandler jokes; WINCE as they etc. etc. Turns out that it's exactly what they expected, with absolutely no surprises. Paul and I hate surprises, except at Christmas, and this ain't Christmas. The one good thing about The Ridiculous Six! Featuring: Batman? Sensuality? Comedy? Actors? and... Vanilla Ice.

Episode 21. Dorian Gray

Tue, 16 May 2017 07:00:00 +1100

So it's like this: Paul drew a picture of me on the back of his hand and just WOULDN'T show me, even though I gave him cake after cake (having just finished my weekly cake shop), even pushing several of the cakes into his various holes. Well, listeners, it was more than I could take! One thing lead to another, I cursed his hand and ever since then he's – well, if I have to be blunt – begun to age horribly. His teeth are poking through his lips and he's bleeding everywhere and really smells of wee all of the time. His hand though? Pristine. What's the one good thing about Dorian Gray? Featuring: al fresco parenting, stormy Colins, Wilde Raps, teen pride and some interest, I guess?

Episode 20. Upbeat On Street Fighter

Tue, 09 May 2017 07:00:00 +1100

Well, we're patting ourselves on the back – but not too hard – for reaching the milestone that is twenty episodes and another in which one of us (this time it's Paul) defends a movie that everyone else thinks is the worst! Hooray! Featuring: bad rainbow, Thailand with the boys, politics section, the ballad of Jean-Claude, the importance of being faithful and not one goddamn street, Steven. Not one goddamn street.

Episode 19. Battlefield Earth

Tue, 02 May 2017 07:00:00 +1100

This week the Pauls complete the Face/Off double-whammy and pay a visit to the world of John Travolta's heart - it's a scary place, full of well-realised passion projects and characters we can all root for. The twist: John Travolta's heart isn't the entire world, so unfortunately after that we had to watch Battlefield Earth and talk about what that one good thing might be. Piece of cake...? Featuring: your friendly bartender, a no-secrets scheme, J.D. Shapiro writer of Men in Tights, some tight impressions and enough leverage to see through any high window you can throw at us.

Episode 18. Glitter

Tue, 25 Apr 2017 07:00:00 +1100

This week the Pauls are immediately given their shot at the big time without any prior legwork because their podcast souls are more beautiful than thirty-six Mariah Carey faces. Unfortunately, their art is centred around irony and impressions, and anyway people are only interested because of their sweet sweet podcasting asses. Oh well: what’s the one good thing about Glitter? Featuring: Boston Sarsgaard, feminism!, a rising star, the malest gaze and one bleak corporate future.

Episode 17. Lesbian Vampire Killers

Tue, 18 Apr 2017 07:00:00 +1100

This week the Pauls realise they're the last in a long line of vampire slayers but are ultimately disappointed when this amounts to nothing more than being disgusted by penises and living in a state of constant gay panic. Also, women are super evil and we had no idea. Don't believe us? You obviously haven't seen Lesbian Vampire Killers. So what's the one good thing? Featuring: misogyny! how to be a man, a concept album we can all enjoy, the importance of delivery and god really just a lot of gay panic.

Episode 16. 2016

Tue, 11 Apr 2017 07:00:00 +1100

Paul is sick and other Paul is exhausted: what better time to kick off a mega-review of the last unforgettable year? Thousands. Literally thousands of better times. But never mind about any of that because it’s time to get positive. They just do make movies like this anymore! Featuring: top tens, the highest-grossers, the two Pauls’ personal highlights delivered via tried-and-tested quickfire, and a lot lot more.

Episode 15. Ghost Rider

Tue, 04 Apr 2017 07:00:00 +1100

This week the Pauls sell their soul for the chance to return to 2007 so they can see Ghost Rider for the first time – then spend the next ten years not thinking about it until they have a stupid idea to start a podcast where they look for the good things in three hundred separate Nicolas Cage movies. Wizard! Featuring: Nicolas Cage, talking about Nicolas Cage, trying very hard not to talk about Nicolas Cage, some unrelated impressions and a decade-long cocaine dependency.

Episode 14. Home Alone 3

Tue, 28 Mar 2017 07:00:00 +1100

This week Liz and Toni over at @avoidbeinghated invited us into their minds for a comedy chat, and when we got there not only were the ladies nowhere to be found but the entire place had been rigged – with hijinks! That’s right: it’s still recommendations month and this week we were dared to find the one good thing about Home Alone 3 before an entire world of pain crashed unconvincingly down about our heads. Featuring: dry bandits, wrong Roger Ebert, getting good and owled, boink! Paul remembers alcohol and the bit where Kevin goes “aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh"

Episode 13. Mother's Day

Tue, 21 Mar 2017 07:00:00 +1100

The Pauls take a break from recommendations month to be brought kicking and screaming into this seasonal film with more characters than War and Peace and none of the content. This one's for the mums! Featuring: Friends Mom, Blonde Mom, Gay Mom, Bar Mom, New Mom, Indian Mom, the Three Million Dollar Mom, Mom Mom, Dad Mom, John Lovmom and a salt and pepper Dad from that good Mom show, Deadmom.

Episode 12. Kangaroo Jack

Tue, 14 Mar 2017 07:00:00 +1100

Apologies for the first five minutes of audio – a craaazy kangaroo showed up and did a rap and then our airwaves got all tangled, so we almost didn’t spot that quasi-stoner comedy lurking in the background. Never fear: it’s still recommendations month and this week we were challenged by Varmints! podcast (@varmintspodcast, blazingcariboustudios.com/varmints) to find the one good thing about Kangaroo Jack, which is a film about a kangaroo apparently. Featuring: Kangaroo Facts®, Manthony Anderson, Outback poetry, an Alan Bennett retrospective and wow, just some really excellent Australian accents, everyone. Good job.

Episode 11. Spanglish

Tue, 07 Mar 2017 08:00:00 +1100

It's recommendations month here at OGT towers and the lovely David Keep of webcomic whatkindofday.com (and our super-rad artwork) threw Spanglish in our big stupid faces! Starring Adam Sandler and Tea Leoni, it promises to be a thrillride of neurotic whingeing and murky morals - basically Woody Allen without the jokes. Thanks Dave! Featuring: Harry Dean Stanton gettin' some, Momma knows nothing, ghost son, Mexicans! typical marital sex scenes and one utterly unholy coupling.

Episode 10. Loving Freddy Got Fingered

Tue, 28 Feb 2017 08:00:00 +1100

Paul really licks at the bone on this one: he thinks Freddy Got Fingered is pretty great and wonders why it was hated by basically everyone else. That's right, every tenth episode at One Good Thing a Paul defends a film that most would think of as pretty flipping rubbish – but they happen to love more than their own children. Featuring: Gaspar Noe, Thomas Vinterberg, Park Chan-Wook, Roger Ebert, Alan Moore and just a couple of sexy boys jerking it with animals - for fun!

Episode 9. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Tue, 21 Feb 2017 08:00:00 +1100

This week the Pauls take a trip on my neighbour Turturro's catbus of acting gravitas as it plunges them headfirst into Bayhem, a storm of sleaze, sweat and bewbs jiggling over soft fade ins of men in army fatigues having good old arm wrestles and being MEN, who are great. That's right, kids: we're trying to find the one good thing about a Michael Bay film! Hooray! Featuring: What Drug Is My Mom On? an unlikely sequel, a moment of real cinema, a brief moral and the greatest joke of all time.

Episode 8. Paul Blart Mall Cop 2

Tue, 14 Feb 2017 08:00:00 +1100

This week the Pauls move house so haven’t quite set up their ultimate recording situation – sorry – but make up for it by getting real angry trying to find the one good thing about Paul Blart Mall Blart 2 Blart, so there is a bit more swearing than normal. Kind of like listening to a podcast by two deaf old men arguing about a place they’ve never been but have just seen a scary-looking youth reading about it in a magazine, through a window, from a moving train. It's a Valentine's Day treat! Featuring: Blart, the perfect cinematic experience, talking talking talking, blart, Paul’s extremely normal day job, blart, four good jokes, blart, blart, always always talking, laughing at others, blart, our five-star experience of the Wynn Resort, Las Vegas, some good old negging and blart blart blart.

Episode 7. Fant4stic

Tue, 07 Feb 2017 08:00:00 +1100

This week the Pauls tackle THE WORST FILM OF ALL TIME – Josh Trank's Fant4stic – and are let down by its inability to be completely irredeemable. They recorded an incredible show based on this premise but it was changed at the last minute by podcasting execs because it was too funny – but that's life for you. Here are some good things about it instead. Featuring: the importance of family, some very good names, the so-called Kate Mara, Toby Kebbel star of Dead Man's Shoes and Josh Trank's trusty Hollywood tent.

Episode 6. Jupiter Ascending

Tue, 31 Jan 2017 08:00:00 +1100

One Paul has a head cold, the other struggles to perfect one four-syllable name: what better time for such a combination than a bumper episode about intergalactic clusterflip Jupiter Ascending? The two Pauls ask WHY, WHY GOD, WHY, and what's the one good thing about this film you crazy kids? Featuring: Channing Tatum, Spiro Chanyu, Channing Flatum, Channing Statham, Christopher Nalken, and of course, the inimitable Chanding.

Episode 5. The Devil Inside

Tue, 24 Jan 2017 08:00:00 +1100

This week the Pauls learn the TRUTH about Christianity thanks to 100% accurate documentary The Devil Inside, realising in the process that everything they ever knew was wrong, the church is a bureaucratic nightmare, mental illness and demonic possession are interchangeable and yet there may be more than one good thing about this film that everybody hates. Featuring: jump scares, Krishnan-Guru Murthy's exorcism racket, every horror film that one Paul has ever seen and DEMONIC TRANSFERENCE, MICHAEL.

Episode 4. Assassin's Creed

Tue, 17 Jan 2017 08:00:00 +1100

This week the Pauls talk about Equilibrium, The Matrix, Inception, Rogue One, Goldeneye and also Assassin's Creed in an attempt to do the thing of the show they do. Can they do it? Featuring: the return of Jeremy Irons, videogame nostalgia, Marion Cotillard's secret shame and not anger – just disappointment.

Episode 3. Nine Lives

Tue, 10 Jan 2017 08:00:00 +1100

This week the Pauls run afoul of Christopher Walken and are forced to find the one good thing about Nine Lives before their bodies are trapped forever in the body of a terrible film. Featuring: Rob Lowe, Werner Herzog and the innards of world-renowned stage actor Kevin Spacey.

Episode 2. The Christmas Tree

Fri, 23 Dec 2016 08:00:00 +1100

This week the two Pauls swipe the coin cups from two small orphans and watch the worst Christmas movie ever made in the hopes that they'll find some Christmas cheer! But just find coal. This episode features: struggling with a foreign name, overestimating the work that goes into some hand animation and a guest appearance from Mr. Tom Hardy himself.

Episode 1. DC's Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice: Ultimate Edition

Sun, 18 Dec 2016 08:00:00 +1100

This week the two Pauls call on witnesses Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent and Laurence Fishburne as they ask: what was the one good thing about DC's Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice? Contains spoilers and an audio problem so minor it was resolved by my fourth word.