NWWBN - Neighbourhood Watching with Beck and Nicc

NWWBAN Episode 37 - Neighbourhood Shopping

Thu, 14 Oct 2021 07:00:00 +1000

Burps, bans, balls - this weeks episode has it all as Beck and Nicc expose the raw purulence that is neighbourhood shopping. Love it or hate it, every experience provides another reason to shop online.

NWWBAN Episode 36 - Neighbourhood Entertainment

Tue, 05 Oct 2021 07:00:00 +1000

While lamenting and maligning the magnitude of lame entertainment in their neighbourhood, Beck and Nicc also derail the discussion to explore Stephanie's tough day at work, bosoms, happy endings, and the animal naming department.

NWWBAN Episode 35 - Neighbourhood Cat Burglar

Tue, 28 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +1000

Combining two previous themes into one random episode, Beck and Nicc swerve aimlessly from pets to socks, internal organs to budgie smugglers, and bizarre headwear to dog rescues.

NWWBAN Episode 34 - Neighbourhood Dating

Tue, 21 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +1000

Join Beck and Nicc as they harangue Kermit, discuss Christian dick picks, and malign people with supposed food allergies who eat everything in your fridge. Yep, it's the usual episode but with dating.

NWWBAN Episode 33 - Neighbourhood Nicking

Tue, 14 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +1000

This week's episode explores the wonderful world of neighbourhood pilfering. From ginormous thongs to innocent petunias, nothing is sacred in your local neighbourhood.

NWWBAN Episode 32 - Neighbourhood Unimprovement‘s

Tue, 07 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +1000

After 2 lonely weeks without Beck and Nicc, the sun has risen, the birds are chirping, and live is worth living again. They're back!

This week the lovely ladies discuss neighbourhood home improvements that ruined their lives. Mostly. They do get distracted by pole dancing, Lutheran's v Catholics, spa antics, and head butting dogs. Yep, it's just another week in their neighbourhood.

NWWBAN Episode 31 - Good Neighbour Tip No 5

Tue, 17 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +1000

With the best of intentions, this weeks episode starts out as a review of Tip No 5. The topics include Beck's parking arrangements at Hillbilly Lodge, the joys of listening to Keith the Marabian Swearing Bear, why Nicc never has guests, and the hilarious (not) antics of share house lotharios. Sadly, as is often the case, the episode rapidly devolves into a commentary on food, good looking men, and toilet ships.

NWWBAN Episode 30 - Childish Neighbours

Tue, 10 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +1000

Join Beck and Nicc as they saunter randomly through their childhood back yards. Stop and stare agog at the mulberry evening gloves, the Ocean's 11 inspired lemon heist, and the utter banality of the Cabbage Butterfly. Wonder briefly whether Ross Hedge took his ultimate revenge, and spend even less time contemplating the question, "Who the hell is Ross Hedge?". Finally, thank your lucky stars that mini Beck and Nicc didn't live next door to you.

NWWBAN Episode 29 - Good Neighbour Tip 4

Tue, 03 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +1000

Beck and Nicc return to the Good Neighbour Tips list to jeer mercilessly at tip number 4.

Once again, the list reiterates the theme of communication, extoling the virtues of keeping your neighbour 'in the loop'. And, as expected, once again Beck and Nicc push this theme beyond the limits of decency.

I'm sure you all expect nothing less.

NWWBAN Episode 28 - Love Thy Neighbour

Tue, 27 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +1000

This week, thanks to fangirl Alison, Beck and Nicc delve into the murky world of neighbourhood disputes. Besides unpacking their own dark secrets, they amuse themselves over a UK dispute between a couple of topiarist's and their ornithophobic next door neighbours.

NWWBAN Episode 27 - The Best Bits Part 3

Tue, 20 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +1000

In a triumphant effort to flog a dead horse (not that we condone that type of behaviour), Beck and Nicc have once again slapped together yet another Best Of episode.

Mining the slim comedy vein in episodes 19 to 24, they've haphazardly cobbled together their ill conceived version of comedy gold.

You're welcome :)

NWWBAN Episode 26 - The Best Bits Part 2

Tue, 13 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +1000

In the continuing saga of "What we did during COVID lockdown", Beck and Nicc have revisited episodes 13 to 18 and painfully extracted, what they believe, are the best bits.

They certainly hope you agree enough to write a glowing, bordering on sycophantic, review.

NWWBAN Episode 25 - The Best Bits Part 1

Tue, 06 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +1000

COVID lockdowns and the excitement of reaching their 25th episode have driven Beck and Nicc to consider the joys and necessity of recycling. So this week they are happy to present a collection of their best bits from Episodes 1 to 12.

Please enjoy!

NWWBAN Episode 24 - Good Neighbour Tip No 3

Tue, 29 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +1000

Join Beck and Nicc as they ridicule yet another good neighbour tip. This week we learn about the activities you can't do on a lawn, who concocts evil plans for protea trees, and if the local green thumb actually hates their family.

NWWBAN Episode 23 - Good Neighbour Tip No 2

Tue, 22 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +1000

This week Beck and Nicc delve deeper into the Good Neighbour Tips and that discover Tip No 2 borders on stalking.

If peace is to be maintained in your neighbourhood, surely some illusions must be maintained. However, according to Tip 2 you should develop a comprehensive dossier on your neighbour from their vocation to their peccadillos.

Needless to say, Beck and Nicc do not agree, as they list and discuss the many things neighbours should never discovered about each other.

NWWBAN Episode 22 - Good Neighbour Tip 1

Tue, 15 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +1000

What makes a good neighbour? Stuffed if Beck and Nicc know. That's why this episode focuses on Good Neighbour Tips.

Obviously, being very good at counting, the ladies have started at the very beginning (a very good place to start). So in their usual scholarly and sober manner, Beck and Nicc discuss, dissect, deride, and defile Tip number 1.

NWWBAN Episode 21 - Neighbourhood Facebook

Mon, 07 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +1000

After an unplanned break, Beck and Nicc are back to tickle your ear canals with more neighburhood musings.

This weeks episode explores suburban social media. Discover some of their favourite insults, who wants to have a scrag fight, and who should be blamed for the demise of Western civilization.

Enjoy!

NWWBAN Episode 20 - Neighbourhood Anatomy

Tue, 25 May 2021 07:00:00 +1000

What suburban secrets await you at your neighbourhood medical centre? What infectious disease are you most likely to catch in Brisbane? Who really cares about Susan and her arm ulcer? Has Beck been examined by a pirate? The answers to all these questions, and possibly more, are unveiled in this weeks episode.

NWWBAN Episode 19 - Neighbourhood Party Animals

Tue, 18 May 2021 07:00:00 +1000

Have you ever disgraced yourself at a neighbourhood gathering? Beck and Nicc certainly have. In this weeks episode they rip the band-aid off their humiliation and recount the gory details of their shame and disgrace for your listening pleasure.

NWWBAN Episode 18 - Duckie

Tue, 11 May 2021 07:00:00 +1000

There is always one ignominious house in the neighbourhood, and this week Nicc waxes lyrically (or maybe complains loudly) about her experiences with 'the meth house.' Learn what uniform each occupant had to wear, who found Jesus, where he may have been hiding, and how many level's Nicc's 'condo in hell' has grown to.

NWWBAN Episode 17 - Suburban Art

Tue, 04 May 2021 07:00:00 +1000

This week Beck and Nicc take you on a cultural tour of the neighbourhood, unearthing the undiscovered and long unappreciated medium of wet cement.

Have they discovered the new Banksie? I bet you're girding your loins in anticipation.

NWWBAN Episode 16 - The Adams Family

Tue, 27 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +1000

This week Beck and Nicc are joined by Dave (or Brad Pitt as he refers to himself). He discusses the curse of condescending "parental advice" from insufferable neighbours.

Learn how the 'perfect' children turned out, what age you should toilet train, what men and gardening have in common, who owns a penis car, and whether Dave went through a nude period.

And please take the time to rate and review us.

NWWBAN Episode 15 - Beauty on a Budget

Tue, 20 Apr 2021 08:46:08 +1000

Better late then never. Our new episode comes to you a few hours later then anticipated. We hope the wait will be worth it as we present the pitfalls of frequenting a neighbourhood business.

Learn about modesty towels, facial hair, saggy male bottoms, poor-pusses, and g-strings, as Beck and Nicc spend another week talking about absolutely nothing - and loving it.

NWWBAN Episode 14 - Nicknames

Tue, 13 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +1000

After a 2 week break we're back to cheer up your Tuesdays.

In this episode Beck and Nicc discuss that good old Australian pastime of creating insulting nicknames. Why is someone designated as Thistle, who is Keith and what are his 2 favourite hobbies, and what does a fat back have to do with anything?

Don't forget, our release day is no longer 'No Undy Mundy' - it's now 'Tight Arse Tuesday'.

NWWBAN Episode 13 - Perverts Part 3

Mon, 29 Mar 2021 07:00:00 +1000

Brace yourselves for the final chapter of the Perverts saga. What could possibly go wrong when you're living in a 3rd floor apartment? What kind of man owns a kimono? What's the best possible warm down after a hard gym session? And finally, what the hell do cats and perverts have in common? All that and more is packed into another random episode of Neighbourhood Watching with Beck and Nicc.

NWWBAN Episode 12 - Celebrities in the Wild

Mon, 22 Mar 2021 13:14:00 +1000

This week it's celebrity spotting time. Find out who lived next door to a celebrity, who loves their Doctor too much, and amuse yourself by counting the number of ancient pop culture references Beck and Nicc make.

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Have a great week.

NWWBAN Episode 11 - Perverts Part 2

Mon, 15 Mar 2021 07:00:00 +1000

Following on from the fair to middling success of Perverts Part 1, Beck and Nicc flog the same dead horse to bring you - Perverts Part 2. In this continuing saga, the low brow humour pushes on unabated, as Nicc recounts yet another tale from her pervy neighbourhood sagas.

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NWWBAN Episode 10 - My Neighbours are Animals

Mon, 08 Mar 2021 07:00:00 +1000

This week on Neighbourhood Watching, Beck and Nicc discuss unusual animal encounters. Discover alternate uses for a battery, who has a large cavity, and which of the hosts can't remember her children's names.

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NWWBAN Episode 9 - Perverts Part 1

Mon, 01 Mar 2021 07:00:00 +1000

Welcome to another saga in the lives of Beck and Nicc.

This week we learn about Nicc's cosplay bedroom antics, why you should never accept cake from stalkers, and surprising things that come in a can.

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NWWBAN Episode 8- Bucks Night

Sun, 21 Feb 2021 07:00:00 +1000

This week, Beck and Nicc discuss neighbourhood parties. Learn what Beck saw at 17, what Nicc thinks of nudity, and which of them wants to hide in the bushes at a Bucks party.

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NWWBAN Episode 7 -Steptoe

Mon, 15 Feb 2021 07:00:00 +1000

This week, Beck and Nicc discuss neighbourhood hoarders. Learn what Beck would secretly hoard, what Nicc sleeps in, and a handy tip for foreskin preservation.

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NWWBAN Episode 6 - Show's Over Everybody

Mon, 08 Feb 2021 07:00:00 +1000

This week, Beck and Nicc discuss neighbourhood nudity. Learn what Nicc never wants to see, which of them is the Queen of the Neighbourhood, and what came before the 'dick pic'.

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NWWBAN Episode 5 - The Bag

Mon, 01 Feb 2021 07:00:00 +1000

This week, Beck and Nicc discuss neighbourhood mysteries. Learn what inspires neighbours to make a short film, what a flat full of shelving might have once contained, and how uncool Nicc's job is.

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Episode 4 - Skanky McBedwet

Mon, 25 Jan 2021 07:00:00 +1000

This week, Beck and Nicc are joined by Adam, Nicc's fabulous co-host on the Doctor Who podcast, D4WH. Learn about the proud McBedwet family, what you shouldn't do with books, the odd places you may discover gravy, and how to take the high road.

If you want to hear more of Nicc and Adam, jump over to the D4WH podcast: www.d4whpod.com