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Episode 87 - The Slapstick British Turtle feat. Jackee Morgan Episode 86 - Love Adjacent feat. Jackee Morgan Episode 73 - Trinidad’s Rainbow Tree Lair feat. Jackee Morgan Episode 72 - Legacy feat. Jackee Morgan Episode 71 - 9 Days feat. Jackee Morgan Episode 40 - Ignition feat. Jackee Morgan Episode 39 - The Incredible Potato Chip Think Tank feat. Jackee Morgan

Episode 108 - The Miraculous Mason Brothers feat. Jackee and Justin Morgan

Fri, 04 Jun 2021 21:03:31 -0400

It's the early 1900s and the Mason Brothers, Jason and Jerson make a deal with the Devil to become virtuosos on spoons and vocals, respectively. Naturally, they take their act on tour and dazzle audience across America's heartland. It all goes well until it doesn't. Hilarity ensues.

Thank you to Jackee Morgan and Justin Morgan for bringing this one to life!

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Episode 107 - Pittsburgh Glory: American Cheese Professor feat. Kyle Moucha and Zach Storman

Thu, 14 Jan 2021 18:59:25 -0500

Kyle and Zach of Brunch, Houseboat and Kyle Moucha Won't Shut Up are back! Sorry this episode took forever to release but I think it was worth the wait...definitely some of our best stuff in here. And yes, that is a man made of cheese on the poster. It's actually a whole art form. Just google 'cheese sculpture' to find more. You're welcome.

We cast Kurt Russell (Tango & Cash, Jiminy Glick in Lalawood) and Tony Danza (The Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon, Taxi) in a tale of a professor on a mission to create a healthy cheese. It doesn't go great for him.

Stay tuned after the show to hear Brunch's 2020 wrap-up song and read the lyrics here!

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Episode 106 - Alert Allert feat. Kyle Moucha and Zach Storman

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 21:42:48 -0400

Kyle and Zach of Brunch, The Houseboat and Kyle Moucha Won't Shut Up join us this week for a chat about movies, music, and life, and we write a Wes Anderson-inspired Space Epic!

Allert, Bill, Cap, Dottie and ELI the Electronic Life Improver team up with legendary kid troublemaker Freddy for a bit of Space Piracy but end up making amends for all their previous nefarious deeds and saving some refugees!

Kyle also starts a beef.

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Episode 105 - Bog Dog feat. Steph Raj

Sat, 10 Oct 2020 01:32:15 -0400

You can take the dog out of the bog but can you take the bog out of a dog? Yeah, probably. Find out in this Anime/Live action crossover family hit! Don't miss this hilarious and heartwarming tail.

Thanks so much to @therealstephraj for being our guest and helping this one take shape! Follow her on Insta if she'll let you!

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Episode 104 - Kismet feat. Steph Raj

Tue, 22 Sep 2020 23:28:20 -0400

Some people would do anything to have a second shot at life... a different perspective... one more chance to do things differently. This is a story about a few of those people.

It's the body-swapping time-travel adventure you never knew you needed brought to you by the Not Movies crew and @TheRealStephRaj! We also talk about the sitcoms we identify with and Steph tells a wonderfully entertaining story about her brother (and friend of the show) Matt!

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Episode 103 -The Side Effect feat. Andrew Lowy

Mon, 27 Jul 2020 21:58:52 -0400

SCIENCE SAYS We all need to be afraid

SCIENCE SAYS We need to give up our freedoms

THE CDC SAYS it's NOT going to magically go away

but oh wait, all of a sudden they've found the VACCINE??

How convenient...

Oh yeah, and there's just one side effect: you'll lose ALL YOUR HAIR.... Well Harvey (played by holographic Jim Varney) and his luscious locks aren't buying it. He has a feeling his sister (holographic Carrie Fisher) and her lifelong jealous streak might be targeting him again.
It's the Oscar-worthy movie that Jim Varney deserved and never got!

We welcome back our very first guest Andrew Lowy, talk about what he's been up to and recommend some stellar movies including Uncut Gems, Rockadoodle, and Velocipastor.

Check out Andrew's Blog: Theatre 2050

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Episode 102 - Salt Diamond feat. Scott Harris

Fri, 03 Jul 2020 00:07:49 -0400

Two English or possibly Australian smugglers come up with THE. PERFECT. HEIST.

Thanks to our returning guest Scott Harris!

Episode 101 - Operation feat. Scott Harris

Mon, 15 Jun 2020 11:41:59 -0400

You know it, you love it, it's that classic wacky doctor game: Operation; and now the game you know and love is a Blockbuster Action Not Movie!

Dwayne "The White Blood Cell" Johnson spends his days floating down that old lazy river that is the human body and protecting it against infectious disease and foreign invaders... but it's not enough for him...he has good ideas...why can't he become a brain cell? Maybe one day he will. But before then his entire world will be torn asunder and he might just be the only one who can save the day!

*Batteries not included.*

Huge thanks to our guest Scott Harris for bringing us this strange and fascinating idea. Stay tuned for another short one with him next week!

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Episode 100 - Scam Likely feat. Hannah Siegele

Thu, 28 May 2020 01:42:58 -0400

Interdimensional Private Investigator Scam Likely needs your help... he's been calling you but you haven't had the courage to pick up... why, WHY won't you answer? The case needs to be solved!

Our gruff and beloved gumshoe travels through space, possibly time, and definitely dimensions via a magical bodega in order to get our other main character Haley (an oblivious missing person with an oddly consistent streak of bad luck) back to her home world.

Thanks so much to Hannah Siegele for helping us finally bring this one to life!

And thanks to Jeff Rosenstock for not suing us over our use of his Technical Difficulties theme.

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Episode 99 - Quaranteenz feat. Adrianna Finamore

Mon, 04 May 2020 10:45:20 -0400

*AGE DISCRIMINATION WARNING* If you're a boomer and are sensitive to being called "old", "the worst", etc. go ahead and scroll right past this. It's not for you.

If you're a Millennial or GenZer and already a fan of Not Movies, well shit, today's your lucky day!

Micah (from the popular tik-tok channel Wake-up Make-up with Micah), Chad the girl break dancer, and Curt the aloof skater boi need to save their generation from the vengeful rich old CEO Bic who's been surreptitiously infiltrating their brains via their favorite app and possibly also breath mints.

Huge thanks to Adrianna for being our guest this episode!

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Episode 98 - Chew Love

Sat, 22 Feb 2020 15:06:44 -0500

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Episode 97 - Who Stole Henry Winkler? feat. Anthony De Angelis and EJ5000

Sun, 15 Sep 2019 19:35:32 -0400

After his beloved Mama suddenly passes (half-way through our first big musical number) a sheltered, damaged man-child played by Bobby Moynihan must leave home for the first time to find his purpose and also the Fonz! He meets up with a con man played by Steve Buscemi, they trek across the country to find/kidnap/save Henry Winkler, and they both learn a few valuable life lessons along the way.

We're joined by guests Anthony De Angelis and EJ5000, the host and producer of Let Me Ask You A Question and we also wrote and recorded a song for this one:

When I Meet The Fonz - by Anthony De Angelis and Sean Arawjo (Piano by Anthony, Flute and Saxophones by Sean, Drums and Bass by Dave Trum, Vocals by Dan Pardo)

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Episode 96 - Mothman and Me feat. Emily Cackowski

Mon, 19 Aug 2019 21:12:31 -0400

Separated from his true home on the moon, Mothman, the seldom celebrated and often misunderstood cryptid searches for purpose in the one town that still holds an annual festival in his honor.

Thanks to Emily Cackowski for being our guest/Mothman expert!!

Episode 95 - The Rubber Band Carnival Rumble feat. Laura MacElree

Sun, 21 Jul 2019 18:48:43 -0400

Find out how these random words fit together into a tight, cohesive, and compelling 3-act story (LIKE ALWAYS) on another exciting episode of Not Movies!

Big thanks to our returning guest, Laura!

Episode 94 - The Sea-corn feat. Laura MacElree

Sat, 11 May 2019 18:27:37 -0400

Harvey, Franklin, and the rest of their high school debate team search for the mythical Sea-corn (and possibly also the true meaning of friendship??) in this heart-warming and action-packed adventure!

Thanks to Laura MacElree for coming in with big ideas right out of the gate! We also do another wildly successful Phrank's Pranks segment.

Episode 93 - Raunchy Violet Monster Lads Need to Change feat. Anthony De Angelis and EJ5000

Fri, 29 Mar 2019 00:39:00 -0400

This is the second episode in our crossover series with the Let Me Ask You A Question Podcast (no, you didn't miss one; we're posting this first because writing songs about Fonzie takes longer than you might think... DEAL with it)! ANYWAY, you may have guessed this is another of those each-person-says-a-random-word-to-create-a-title ones. GREAT JOB!

We cast Danny DeVito as the headmaster of a reform school where Violet Raunchy-Monsters go to learn to become raunchier and therefore uglier.

LMAYAQ boys Host Anthony and Producer EJ5000 bring you their own brand of raunch every week on Let Me Ask You A Question. Check them out on iTunes or at Moot.TV!

Sean & Dave Make Music (Sean's other podcast)

Episode 92 - Mildred

Fri, 01 Mar 2019 10:38:59 -0500

The gang talks about Tim Burton's big hits and big misses, then writes a Burton inspired tale about some sort of tummy monster that eats half a neighborhood!

Sean & Dave Make Music (Sean's other podcast)

Episode 91 - The Great Music Make Off

Sat, 16 Feb 2019 21:37:44 -0500

This week Sean learns that not all the movie ideas need to be ridiculous so he pitches the greatest idea he's ever had (please don't steal it!): In a format unabashedly stolen from the GBBO, a cast of unsigned musicians with various talents and abilities will compete in three different musical challenges each week. The audience will get to peek behind the curtain and see what actually goes into the process of music production.

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Episode 90 - Waste of Space

Thu, 31 Jan 2019 12:28:16 -0500

What if Dannys Trejo and Tamberelli starred in an SciFi/Asylum style movie set on an automated space ship headed towards the sun? Find out on the triumphant return on Not Movies!

We also talk about why we had to take a hiatus and Eric's new life plan, and Summer claims she's being forced to podcast against her will! Sean tells a joke.

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Episode 89 Mr. Fiskir's Magic Elixir feat. Laura Presby

Sun, 16 Sep 2018 13:09:02 -0400

What would happen if the Not Movies gang formed a cult??? We'd probably be directionless and it would be hard for us to make decisions and agree on things. But Eric would definitely end up taking most of the fall. Find out more in this Not Movie!

Thanks to Laura Presby for guesting again and thanks to LMAYAQ for helping inspire this episode! Check out their show on Moot.tv!

Episode 88 - Beneath Us feat. Laura Presby

Mon, 27 Aug 2018 19:47:53 -0400

Evil, shark-controlling sea monsters use the effects of global warming to split an ice peninsula off from the mainland and wreak havoc on the now-isolated town. The nerdy science teacher, played by The Rock may be the only one who can reunite the land mass, kill the monsters, and save the town. We also learn about Laura the librarian and do a segment of Phrank's Pranks!

Episode 87 - The Slapstick British Turtle feat. Jackee Morgan

Thu, 02 Aug 2018 21:32:13 -0400

The Slapstick British Turtle is the story of a down-on-his-luck boy who befrends a stray snapping turtle. When he finds out that the titular pub has been holding illegal back room turtle fights, he must decide between entering his new friend into the next big match in hopes of winning big money OR letting his family's print shop go out of business. Oh yeah, his family owns a print shop.

Episode 86 - Love Adjacent feat. Jackee Morgan

Sun, 22 Jul 2018 19:34:07 -0400

The Jack attack is back on this episode of Not Movies and we come up with a Manic Pixie Dream Boy movie about a free spirit who picks up cans for a living and also makes garbage art!

Episode 85 - Jackhammer, Brick, Kaleidoscope

Sun, 15 Jul 2018 15:00:59 -0400

Three ex-CIA agents (Joe Pesci and Dannies Glover and DeVito) come out of retirement because they are the only ones with the specialized skills needed to stop some sort of nefarious gun lobbying organization that's taken over the government!

Episode 84 - The Gang Argues About Die Hard

Mon, 21 May 2018 21:29:56 -0400

Was John McClane a supercop or a regular cop? Find out for sure on this week's episode of Not Movies!

Episode 83 - Ornie

Mon, 14 May 2018 21:46:38 -0400

This week we talk about Eric's new job, Roseanne, and Coco, then we write a story about an alien named Ornie trying to get home!

Episode 82 - The Golden Girls: Golden Years

Thu, 15 Mar 2018 11:46:24 -0400

Time traveling Golden Girls. Do you need to know more?

Episode 81 - Posse Cats

Fri, 12 Jan 2018 10:15:32 -0500

Posse Cats is a story about a group of City Cats trying to stay alive in the mean streets and subways of NYC. Starring Danny DeVito as King Rat!

Episode 80 - Ready For Love

Wed, 20 Dec 2017 23:01:41 -0500

Joan is newly single and ready for love! Maybe romantic love... maybe not.

We also talk about Sean's world record and the nitty gritty of Eric's love life. Summer is there too.

We also feature To The WhiteS(upremacists) feat. Matt Wixson by Sean Arawjo at the end.