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    <description>A guy from Philadelphia with a Galaxy S8 and enough common sense to make sense out of the world. Recorded in "The Dungeon of Northeast Philly" by a guy who watches too many movies, too much Simpsons (seasons 3-14), and probably too much of the CNN. Believes Blue Cheese is the only thing that goes with Wings. Basically a Millennial who probably should have been from Generation X. Can't be asleep at the wheel if you don't run out of No Doze. Welcome to my Nightmare... I think you're gonna like it.</description>
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        <title>Thanksgiving Special</title>
        <itunes:title>Thanksgiving Special</itunes:title>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[Food, Football, Shopping and gamestop sucking.]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[Food, Football, Shopping and gamestop sucking.]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Food, Football, Shopping and gamestop sucking.]]></itunes:summary>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Episode 17 : Papa John Don't Preach</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 17 : Papa John Don't Preach</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://johnalbatross.podbean.com/e/episode-17-papa-john-dont-preach/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Thu, 02 Nov 2017 19:56:37 -0500</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[The real reason Papa John's is in trouble. Paul Manafort indicted. What a week.]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[The real reason Papa John's is in trouble. Paul Manafort indicted. What a week.]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[The real reason Papa John's is in trouble. Paul Manafort indicted. What a week.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author></itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1792</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Episode 16: I am the Podcast Oracle </title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 16: I am the Podcast Oracle </itunes:title>
        <link>https://johnalbatross.podbean.com/e/episode-16-i-am-the-podcast-oracle/</link>
                    <comments>https://johnalbatross.podbean.com/e/episode-16-i-am-the-podcast-oracle/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2017 22:44:51 -0500</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[Kid Rock surprised everyone on Howard Stern this week. (well almost everyone). And John talks about why you should see some performers at least once in you're lifetime.]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[Kid Rock surprised everyone on Howard Stern this week. (well almost everyone). And John talks about why you should see some performers at least once in you're lifetime.]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Kid Rock surprised everyone on Howard Stern this week. (well almost everyone). And John talks about why you should see some performers at least once in you're lifetime.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author></itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1701</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Episode 15: Dan Bilzarian Isn't Racist. But...</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 15: Dan Bilzarian Isn't Racist. But...</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://johnalbatross.podbean.com/e/episode-15-dan-bilzarian-isnt-racist-but/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 09 Oct 2017 18:43:24 -0500</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[Dan Bilzarian got told to fuck himself by the cops. The Definition of the "I'm not racist. But..." people. And why is Apple not pushing the iPhone 8 that was recently released.]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[Dan Bilzarian got told to fuck himself by the cops. The Definition of the "I'm not racist. But..." people. And why is Apple not pushing the iPhone 8 that was recently released.]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Dan Bilzarian got told to fuck himself by the cops. The Definition of the "I'm not racist. But..." people. And why is Apple not pushing the iPhone 8 that was recently released.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author></itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1796</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Episode 14: Its Been a Fortnight</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 14: Its Been a Fortnight</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://johnalbatross.podbean.com/e/episode-14-its-been-a-fortnight/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2017 18:30:43 -0500</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[RIP Tom Petty. Pray for Las Vegas. Trump sucks. What brings my piss to a boil? All here on this episode.]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[RIP Tom Petty. Pray for Las Vegas. Trump sucks. What brings my piss to a boil? All here on this episode.]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[RIP Tom Petty. Pray for Las Vegas. Trump sucks. What brings my piss to a boil? All here on this episode.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author></itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1931</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Episode 13: Apple's are The Devil Without a Causes Fruit.</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 13: Apple's are The Devil Without a Causes Fruit.</itunes:title>
        <link>https://johnalbatross.podbean.com/e/episode-13-apples-are-the-devil-without-a-causes-fruit/</link>
                    <comments>https://johnalbatross.podbean.com/e/episode-13-apples-are-the-devil-without-a-causes-fruit/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Wed, 13 Sep 2017 23:43:01 -0500</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[What people really want from Kid Rock in 2018. Apple introduced a new phone and it's not that impressive. Samsung already did it]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[What people really want from Kid Rock in 2018. Apple introduced a new phone and it's not that impressive. Samsung already did it]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[What people really want from Kid Rock in 2018. Apple introduced a new phone and it's not that impressive. Samsung already did it]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author></itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1679</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Episode 12: Mayfair is on Suicide Watch ft. Brian Brewington</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 12: Mayfair is on Suicide Watch ft. Brian Brewington</itunes:title>
        <link>https://johnalbatross.podbean.com/e/episode-12-mayfair-is-on-suicide-watch-ft-brian-brewington/</link>
                    <comments>https://johnalbatross.podbean.com/e/episode-12-mayfair-is-on-suicide-watch-ft-brian-brewington/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Wed, 30 Aug 2017 14:57:59 -0500</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[Mayfair bet the rent on McGregor. And we explain the I'm not racist but.]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[Mayfair bet the rent on McGregor. And we explain the I'm not racist but.]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Mayfair bet the rent on McGregor. And we explain the I'm not racist but.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author></itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1980</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Episode 11: Tucker Carlson has no face</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 11: Tucker Carlson has no face</itunes:title>
        <link>https://johnalbatross.podbean.com/e/episode-11-tucker-carlson-has-no-face/</link>
                    <comments>https://johnalbatross.podbean.com/e/episode-11-tucker-carlson-has-no-face/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Thu, 24 Aug 2017 22:36:37 -0500</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[More Protests in the NFL. John's take on a non political reason why he hates Fox News.]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[More Protests in the NFL. John's take on a non political reason why he hates Fox News.]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[More Protests in the NFL. John's take on a non political reason why he hates Fox News.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author></itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2061</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Episode 10: Perfect</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 10: Perfect</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://johnalbatross.podbean.com/e/episode-10-perfect/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Thu, 17 Aug 2017 18:02:03 -0500</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[More Racism talk. More Dump Trump. And why white people are the worst.]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[More Racism talk. More Dump Trump. And why white people are the worst.]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[More Racism talk. More Dump Trump. And why white people are the worst.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author></itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1951</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Episode 9: Sortie II; Sic Semper Tyrannis</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 9: Sortie II; Sic Semper Tyrannis</itunes:title>
        <link>https://johnalbatross.podbean.com/e/episode-9-sortie-ii-sic-semper-tyrannis/</link>
                    <comments>https://johnalbatross.podbean.com/e/episode-9-sortie-ii-sic-semper-tyrannis/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 15 Aug 2017 18:58:40 -0500</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[Clutch is the theme song. What's going on in Charlottesville, VA. is discussed.]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[Clutch is the theme song. What's going on in Charlottesville, VA. is discussed.]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Clutch is the theme song. What's going on in Charlottesville, VA. is discussed.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author></itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2098</itunes:duration>
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        <title>New Theme Song Update</title>
        <itunes:title>New Theme Song Update</itunes:title>
        <link>https://johnalbatross.podbean.com/e/new-theme-song-update/</link>
                    <comments>https://johnalbatross.podbean.com/e/new-theme-song-update/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 13 Aug 2017 16:33:08 -0500</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[Our new theme song.]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[Our new theme song.]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Our new theme song.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author></itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>124</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Episode 7: (Insert Name) Town Brown</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 7: (Insert Name) Town Brown</itunes:title>
        <link>https://johnalbatross.podbean.com/e/episode-7-insert-name-town-brown/</link>
                    <comments>https://johnalbatross.podbean.com/e/episode-7-insert-name-town-brown/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 11 Aug 2017 00:43:01 -0500</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[Why I refuse to buy Apple Products. A reminder on why we need competition in the market place. And my thoughts on drugs (mainly Marijuana).]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[Why I refuse to buy Apple Products. A reminder on why we need competition in the market place. And my thoughts on drugs (mainly Marijuana).]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Why I refuse to buy Apple Products. A reminder on why we need competition in the market place. And my thoughts on drugs (mainly Marijuana).]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author></itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2027</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Episode 7: Peyton Hillis wasn't a beast</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 7: Peyton Hillis wasn't a beast</itunes:title>
        <link>https://johnalbatross.podbean.com/e/episode-7-peyton-hillis-wasnt-a-beast/</link>
                    <comments>https://johnalbatross.podbean.com/e/episode-7-peyton-hillis-wasnt-a-beast/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 08 Aug 2017 00:47:15 -0500</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[RIP to Darren Dalton. My take on Racism in the world, because it's everywhere in the media now. Why do mellenials and baby boomers collide?]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[RIP to Darren Dalton. My take on Racism in the world, because it's everywhere in the media now. Why do mellenials and baby boomers collide?]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[RIP to Darren Dalton. My take on Racism in the world, because it's everywhere in the media now. Why do mellenials and baby boomers collide?]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author></itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2373</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Episode 6: The True Fall of The Funky Headhunter</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 6: The True Fall of The Funky Headhunter</itunes:title>
        <link>https://johnalbatross.podbean.com/e/episode-6-the-true-fall-of-the-funky-headhunter/</link>
                    <comments>https://johnalbatross.podbean.com/e/episode-6-the-true-fall-of-the-funky-headhunter/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 01 Aug 2017 18:44:14 -0500</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[The Whitehouse is falling like a House of Cards. Alex Jones still is a fraudulent racist piece of shit. And MC Hammer's true fall from grace is discussed in this episode. And special thanks to John Oliver.]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[The Whitehouse is falling like a House of Cards. Alex Jones still is a fraudulent racist piece of shit. And MC Hammer's true fall from grace is discussed in this episode. And special thanks to John Oliver.]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Whitehouse is falling like a House of Cards. Alex Jones still is a fraudulent racist piece of shit. And MC Hammer's true fall from grace is discussed in this episode. And special thanks to John Oliver.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author></itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1830</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Classic Segment: 3 Way Dance of Death</title>
        <itunes:title>Classic Segment: 3 Way Dance of Death</itunes:title>
        <link>https://johnalbatross.podbean.com/e/classic-segment-3-way-dance-of-death/</link>
                    <comments>https://johnalbatross.podbean.com/e/classic-segment-3-way-dance-of-death/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 31 Jul 2017 23:58:51 -0500</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[John Oliver did a segment about that fraud Alex Jones recently. I am a fan of John Oliver but I got some bad news... I did a segment on him 4 years ago. Alex Jones, Glenn Beck, Piers Morgan. This is the 3 Way Dance of Death!!! (Paul Heyman ECW voice)]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[John Oliver did a segment about that fraud Alex Jones recently. I am a fan of John Oliver but I got some bad news... I did a segment on him 4 years ago. Alex Jones, Glenn Beck, Piers Morgan. This is the 3 Way Dance of Death!!! (Paul Heyman ECW voice)]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[John Oliver did a segment about that fraud Alex Jones recently. I am a fan of John Oliver but I got some bad news... I did a segment on him 4 years ago. Alex Jones, Glenn Beck, Piers Morgan. This is the 3 Way Dance of Death!!! (Paul Heyman ECW voice)]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author></itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1941</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Episode 5: Send Me Your Money</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 5: Send Me Your Money</itunes:title>
        <link>https://johnalbatross.podbean.com/e/episode-5-send-me-your-money/</link>
                    <comments>https://johnalbatross.podbean.com/e/episode-5-send-me-your-money/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 23 Jul 2017 23:15:56 -0500</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[Defunct retail brands, the wealth of the top 5 televangelists, and why you should stop buying sports video games are discussed in this episode. And Sean "Spicy" Spicer will be missed as WH Press Secretary.]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[Defunct retail brands, the wealth of the top 5 televangelists, and why you should stop buying sports video games are discussed in this episode. And Sean "Spicy" Spicer will be missed as WH Press Secretary.]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <title>Classic Skit: Toothpicks and Rabbit Pellets</title>
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        <link>https://johnalbatross.podbean.com/e/classic-skit-toothpicks-and-rabbit-pellets/</link>
                    <comments>https://johnalbatross.podbean.com/e/classic-skit-toothpicks-and-rabbit-pellets/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 21 Jul 2017 18:27:16 -0500</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[Classic Skit of how a Stoner friend cans let you down sometimes.]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[Classic Skit of how a Stoner friend cans let you down sometimes.]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <title>Episode 4: Sortie... Or How I Learned to Exit in Bilingual Fashion</title>
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        <link>https://johnalbatross.podbean.com/e/episode-4-sortie-or-how-i-learned-to-exit-in-bilingual-fashion/</link>
                    <comments>https://johnalbatross.podbean.com/e/episode-4-sortie-or-how-i-learned-to-exit-in-bilingual-fashion/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 18 Jul 2017 01:36:25 -0500</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[Talking about my trip to Montreal. As well as this Cosmo DiNardo fiasco happening when I got back to the dungeon.]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[Talking about my trip to Montreal. As well as this Cosmo DiNardo fiasco happening when I got back to the dungeon.]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <title>Episode 3</title>
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                    <comments>https://johnalbatross.podbean.com/e/episode-3-1498770902/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Thu, 29 Jun 2017 16:15:02 -0500</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[This episode includes John's thoughts on the Valedictorian being excluded from graduations, Donald Trump lying about stuff he doesn't have to lie about, and Ice Cube's BIG 3 Basketball.]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[This episode includes John's thoughts on the Valedictorian being excluded from graduations, Donald Trump lying about stuff he doesn't have to lie about, and Ice Cube's BIG 3 Basketball.]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <title>Summer 2017 Intro</title>
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                    <comments>https://johnalbatross.podbean.com/e/summer-2017-intro/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2017 00:46:46 -0500</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[New intro for the show. ]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[New intro for the show. ]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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