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Below are the links to the friends of the pod.

https://www.alcotomic.com/ 

https://g.co/kgs/oVciiEq Beyond Vegas

https://www.gardenworx.com.au/

https://hotham.pub/ 

Beyond Vegas is playing this Sunday, get to the Barwon Club for it.

Keatsy explains how he keeps cool in the scorching Australian summer. Is squid games rubbish or not? Either way Keatsy will make big bucks with a rotten cookie.

The Australian open is underway. Nick Kyrios likes pokemon. LA fires and the heavy loss for the heavily overfunded.

There's also trains, buskers and some absolute rubbish about cricket.

We get a message that goes against the grain.

Give a shout out to or friends from Alcotomic and Beyond Vegas who are playing at the Barwon club on January 19th. Links are below for both bands.

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3VG6GWeTThpW9DlC0XAsqs?si=We1QOeCVTRSzY7PiQYip5A

https://open.spotify.com/artist/3k0LpuHELsitJOEWA3By7U?si=KhHp9IIbSAqGVOYBWFtXGw

Keatsy gives us a rundown of his thoughts on Christmas, he shares memories and techniques on breaking some rather devastating news on Santa Claus to the up and coming generation. 

I share some stories of gifts from my Dad and explain some basic science to Keatsy.

Merry Christmas, be safe and talk in the New Year. Thanks to everyone who has contributed to the show so far.

Keatsy suggests a sleep over for next years event, I lose my Train of thought and put on the spot.

Keatsys Dad takes us to the beer festival and Conor McGregor has been misbehaving

We are graced with an in depth analysis of Gladiator 2  courtesy of Keatsy. I also might have slightly cocked up the edit. 

We touch on The lion king, Spacejam and Gladiator 2 complete with a review of Spacejam.

We discuss Keats beatz sales strategies and give a shout out to some prospective investors.

As usual, and against my wishes we touch on sports and politics.  

Thanks guys for joining us it was great, hope to see you again soon.

There will be changes going forward, the pod won't be as consistently as I'm time poor. Keep an eye out and please keep listening.  

We're having a break for a few weeks.

I can run but I can"t turn. Meeting Mark "spud" Carroll and talking about Hopper and his nasty temper. 

The man with the hard head and a bit more footy (football for those overseas)

Uncle Sack and the Hebrew misunderstanding. We have a live drama unfold live on air, the beard hair nest.

The rest is politics 

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We talk about the wind, the one legged dove, milk, dog food, the King Island Dairy and the flop of a facebook page.

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Santo has a DIY go horribly wrong which gets worse with a tragic egg incident, while Joel ruins a new bathtub.

Why it's important to own up to your farts and packing intestines. The bee wars have progressed to an inter-neighbourhood cold war.

We're growing in the Kremlin and we need to address some minor issues from last week.

Ranto and the fat Labrador.

The sudanese guy and the shopping trolley and Santos dad eats cat food. 

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Santo has a gripe in the cost of living and I admit I'm not an economist.

We have exited the era of The Great Mouse wars and now enter The Great Bee war. We will pull together and through. All the while our Thai friends have set up an anti monkey unit.

We discuss human stupidity in terms of DIY mechanics and our behaviour around the exiting E-scooters. Speaking of stupidity, Latrell Mitchell is apparently in trouble again. What are our occupational expectations and responsibilities?

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We've missed the Olympic boat but not all is lost, we have plenty to reflect on including Raygun and the rest on the iconic Olympians from times gone by. Santos thoughts on Olympic sports going forward.

Santo finds a chainsaw and does some research on their origins.

Do Moto GP riders remember what they're there for? Finals football is looming .

As usual we get some stuff wrong. 

Ranto and Joel makes a very serious artistic mistake. Our golden girls are really propping up the Australian olympic team while my dog had testicles that are worth 318 grams of 24 carat gold.

I reckon the Kremlin is listening in, which is more than Aussie icon, Jack Karlson will be doing since he's now eating a succulent chinese meal from the great takeaway in the sky.

I hate recipes and nobody wants to hear about your Grandma. 

World Rugby, please listen before the game they play in heaven dies. Algerian boxers, insane high jumpers and something about finishing before they leave.

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We are instead joined by Clinton "3 sheds" Taylor and discuss such pressing topics as his face vs chicken wire, Californian burritos, tours that are crap and ancient underwater statues. 

I forget McDonalds and we decide to do a deep dive into pickling Bonnito (Sarda Australis). Smoked kippers bring the world together. 

I stole Matts Tinny while we discuss hanging the tele.

Massive chats on spirit levels and torque wrenches, very insightful.

We finish off with gross things at work. 

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Santo isn't a fan of Reggae.

The unflattering picture and undying commitment to the community.

Politics, squabbles, baristas and a painted donkey.

A nespresso machine at a ferry terminal and dearest ones brain filter is a bit relaxed.

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We meet Hutch and have a chat about what's going on over the pond. I make a shocking admission and Santo seems to have found his kindred American spirit  in Alabama. Hardly surprising that there's a lot of Trump talk.

Joel is eye witness to another person getting run over by a road going vehicle, that's the second one in a month, this time a Dutch girl.

State of origin 3 and the bleak future of football. Why can two people belt the living daylights out of each other in one arena but we can't tackle at all in another.

Chinese girl can't hear her boyfriend, crap television programs

Ever wondered how many Santos there are, well you'll find out. We introduce a new section of the show......Ranto.

The mouse war draws to a tragic and sad end with the introduction of chemical warfare.....speaking of wars, slap wars and how to become a world champion.

I'm tired and have to do a wee. 

We meet Knickers the giant dog cow, Zucchini the enormous man child playing rugby player Mr Stinky and the ring cleaning sign

We finish up with donkey time and green boots and Santos favourite bringing it all into the gutter. 

All that and more! 

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Dimitri from Any hour power joins us and regales us with a noteworthy event that brought us together during the week.

It's not all real and Nephew Jacob joins us for a minute or two.

July the 4th and how little we know. Where was Christopher Columbus from? Does Mum know.

We finish with a heap of rambling.

We follow up on last week's issues and I read an email with my lovely radio voice. How did it all start? Apologising to Adrian Edmondson.

The high country killer is convicted and Julian Assange is back on home soil. Is that cause to celebrate?

Flies in the window, The great debate between the dead bloke VS the orange bloke. Sensitive footballers, trans athletes and my neolithic head.

Know your Sharons.

People still like the pod despite others being offended, speaking of offence, my friend didn't eat a dog.

Santo doesn't care, but we still consider sitting down to pee.

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We are unoffendable and Sanmto fucks up the intro. Rude children and rude adults while Joels nasty and Stans a bastard.

Birthday parties and a quality rant including allergies and shaking babies to death, there are translation breakdowns. 

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We go from the ocean and follow up on the Dorsal fins of Orcas to the dizzying heights of climbing Mt Everest with an erection.

Bloody Kids....... and bloody Santo can't help but bring up Trump.

The biggest game of the Rugby League calendar and Joels sneaky little reverse sponsorship scheme. All that and more. Keep the emails coming in joelkarpin@gmail.com.

We find out that an Orca has squashed his trainer at a show and Santo has gotten into nose breathing. The high country killers trial grinds on with a far fetched version of events.

Trump is in trouble and Biden is asleep, we discuss support animals and finish up with some boring car talk. Santo wont let go of the dirty little secret and will Santo be leaving the show?

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Rhino on a skateboard, while Santo gets his very own email and bell.

The great energy and environmental debate kicks on, while Santo realises he is more green than most of you. 

We have surpassed, probably because of arguments like Santos right to reply to the great joyful lying debacle.

Santos friends nasty little secret.

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Joel moves in with his parents in law and the girls go away. 

People want reactions, A guy drinks 22 schooners and 1 shot while there are angry orcas in Morocco's strait of Gibraltar.

Cheevo is back after our surprise pub meeting to run us through 2 up and regales us with stories of his bluey.

The whole thing goes to shit.....again.

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There is one lovely email and one really nasty one.

The mushroom woman and the Victorian High Country nutcase is back in the news. On that note get up to the Victorian High Country, it's terrific! 

Is Santo asking a question or making a statement, we'll never know.

Joels moment of self reflection and his ability to back trailers in, Santo disagrees and LIES!!

Joel doesn't mind graffiti and is borderline trendy so starts to question whether fashion is a statement or an impractical lifestyle.

Art can be weird

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We sporadically welcome our second guest to go over our apparently pretty good analysis of Anzac day via the worlds worst internet connection. 

We talk about Mad Simpson and his donkey, how and who fucked over Horry the wog dog and Joels lack of discipline.

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We touch on reality TV...... it sucks....

Joel is accused of impersonating a police officer and then go onto being clad in lycra and the road hierarchy. 

Could we have gone to the olympics? Santo shaved.

Anzac day and all the wars.

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The Paris 2024 Olympic games, The Oarsome Foursome and the performance enhancing drugs olympics. 

The gym.

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Joel Vs the 4WD club and are we fashionistas?

Unpopular brushes with D grade celebs and being 987 listeners away from being paid for this tinpot rubbish.

Santo is up in arms about the structure of the AFL.

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What was the sound track to your life? Santo is anti-compost while I'm pro-compost

Lucas is back to correct our religious ignorance and to put pressure on me to watch The Passion of Christ.

Is it all about me? And be wary of mobs.

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Who cares about the Royal photoshop job, will the royals end up as tradies and if Kate had used an obvious filter would she still be in strife?

Latrell Mitchell is a menace and Paddy Dangerfield can't drink a pot of beer.

I buy a house on air.

These are just some of the things you'll learn about on Settle down, it's just society