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    <description>Phoney is a talking phone who goes on crazy adventures and gives plenty of good advice. Mainly the crazy adventures. Try to imagine that you’re with Phoney in the adventure, watching the whole thing unfold.</description>
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    <copyright>Copyright © 2026 Super Productions/iamkalofel. All rights reserved.</copyright>
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        <title>The Poet: Part 3</title>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>The adventures of Carvey the Tiny Poet continue, as he finally heads towards the WisePoem Mountain.</p>
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        <title>The Poet (A Timely Audiotale)</title>
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        <title>Phoney Presents "A Portish Vacation" PART 1</title>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Phoney, Ziggy, and Ten Tacles has gone on vacay to his Uncle Joe in Portabong! A time of blocky sea, sun, and chill flats. And also having to walk 10 hours there, blowing up the flat, going to a boring beach, and Ziggy accidentally opening a portal to another world are on the rota! It's gonna be the best vacation ever...maybe.</p>
<p>Minecraft sound effects are trademarks of Mojang Studios/Microsoft Corporation. NOT OFFICIAL MINECRAFT PRODUCT. NOT APPROVED BY OR ASSOCIATED WITH MOJANG OR MICROSOFT.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Phoney, Ziggy, and Ten Tacles has gone on vacay to his Uncle Joe in Portabong! A time of blocky sea, sun, and chill flats. And also having to walk 10 hours there, blowing up the flat, going to a boring beach, and Ziggy accidentally opening a portal to another world are on the rota! It's gonna be the best vacation ever...maybe.</p>
<p>Minecraft sound effects are trademarks of Mojang Studios/Microsoft Corporation. NOT OFFICIAL MINECRAFT PRODUCT. NOT APPROVED BY OR ASSOCIATED WITH MOJANG OR MICROSOFT.</p>
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All characters voiced by ME.]]></itunes:summary>
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