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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode join Carlo and Todd as they look to the sky for some answers about chemtrails. Is this how the government is controlling the weather in your neighbourhood or even on the other side of the world? Are those weird vapours making you sterile? Did we even write this ourselves, or did the chemtrails make us do this?</p>
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<p>Email: <a>HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com</a></p>
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        <title>Episode 27 - Covid Catch Up (Live Recording)</title>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>In this live episode, join Carlo and Todd as they dose out a booster of the Covid conspiracies. Take a stroll down memory lane as they look back at where it all started, then listen to some conversations with real people who thought it would be fun to call in with their opinions.</p>
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<p>Email: <a href='mailto:HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com'>HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com</a></p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this live episode, join Carlo and Todd as they dose out a booster of the Covid conspiracies. Take a stroll down memory lane as they look back at where it all started, then listen to some conversations with real people who thought it would be fun to call in with their opinions.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this live episode, join Carlo and Todd as they dose out a booster of the Covid conspiracies. Take a stroll down memory lane as they look back at where it all started, then listen to some conversations with real people who thought it would be fun to call in with their opinions.
Merch: Shop.Spreadshirt.ca/Blah-Blah-Blah-Media
Facebook: Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies
Donate: BuyMeACoffee.com/BlahBlahBlah
Patreon: Patreon.com/BlahBlahBlahMedia
Email: HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com
Web: BlahBlahBlahMedia.com]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Half-Cut Conspiracies</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4345</itunes:duration>
        <itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
        <itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Episode 26 - Simulation Theory</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 26 - Simulation Theory</itunes:title>
        <link>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-26-simulation-theory/</link>
                    <comments>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-26-simulation-theory/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2022 10:40:33 -0800</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode join Carlo and Todd, and special guest Tim Boucher, as they process the probability of our world being a simulation. Are ghosts and paranormal things just glitches in the software? Is this world the base reality or just a simulation within a simulation? Are we all just nonplayer characters in Todd's game of Grand Theft Auto? If all of that sounded super nerdy, it's because it is. Tape your glasses back together and get your pocket protector ready for this episode.</p>
<p>Also, download a free copy of Tim's new book here: <a href='https://lostbooks.gumroad.com/l/conspiratopia/halfcut'>LostBooks.ca/HalfCut</a></p>
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<p>Email: <a>HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Web: <a href='https://blahblahblahmedia.com/'>BlahBlahBlahMedia.com</a></p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode join Carlo and Todd, and special guest Tim Boucher, as they process the probability of our world being a simulation. Are ghosts and paranormal things just glitches in the software? Is this world the base reality or just a simulation within a simulation? Are we all just nonplayer characters in Todd's game of Grand Theft Auto? If all of that sounded super nerdy, it's because it is. Tape your glasses back together and get your pocket protector ready for this episode.</p>
<p>Also, download a free copy of Tim's new book here: <a href='https://lostbooks.gumroad.com/l/conspiratopia/halfcut'>LostBooks.ca/HalfCut</a></p>
<p>Merch: <a href='https://shop.spreadshirt.ca/Blah-Blah-Blah-Media'>Shop.Spreadshirt.ca/Blah-Blah-Blah-Media</a></p>
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<p>Email: <a>HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com</a></p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode join Carlo and Todd, and special guest Tim Boucher, as they process the probability of our world being a simulation. Are ghosts and paranormal things just glitches in the software? Is this world the base reality or just a simulation within a simulation? Are we all just nonplayer characters in Todd's game of Grand Theft Auto? If all of that sounded super nerdy, it's because it is. Tape your glasses back together and get your pocket protector ready for this episode.
Also, download a free copy of Tim's new book here: LostBooks.ca/HalfCut
Merch: Shop.Spreadshirt.ca/Blah-Blah-Blah-Media
Facebook: Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies
Donate: BuyMeACoffee.com/BlahBlahBlah
Patreon: Patreon.com/BlahBlahBlahMedia
Email: HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com
Web: BlahBlahBlahMedia.com]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Half-Cut Conspiracies</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4824</itunes:duration>
        <itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
        <itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Episode 25 - Hollow Earth</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 25 - Hollow Earth</itunes:title>
        <link>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/hollow-earth-1638680626/</link>
                    <comments>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/hollow-earth-1638680626/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 05 Dec 2021 15:19:22 -0800</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode join Carlo and Todd as they dig deep into the hollow earth conspiracy. Did the Tibetan Monks and Nazis team up to find the eantrances? Are there really a bunch of aliens and lizard people down there? Are sinkholes actually just drive-thrus for the world below?</p>
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<p>Email: <a>HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Web: <a href='https://blahblahblahmedia.com/'>BlahBlahBlahMedia.com</a></p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode join Carlo and Todd as they dig deep into the hollow earth conspiracy. Did the Tibetan Monks and Nazis team up to find the eantrances? Are there really a bunch of aliens and lizard people down there? Are sinkholes actually just drive-thrus for the world below?</p>
<p>Merch: <a href='https://shop.spreadshirt.ca/Blah-Blah-Blah-Media'>Shop.Spreadshirt.ca/Blah-Blah-Blah-Media</a></p>
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<p>Email: <a>HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com</a></p>
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]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode join Carlo and Todd as they dig deep into the hollow earth conspiracy. Did the Tibetan Monks and Nazis team up to find the eantrances? Are there really a bunch of aliens and lizard people down there? Are sinkholes actually just drive-thrus for the world below?
Merch: Shop.Spreadshirt.ca/Blah-Blah-Blah-Media
Facebook: Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies
Donate: BuyMeACoffee.com/BlahBlahBlah
Patreon: Patreon.com/BlahBlahBlahMedia
Email: HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com
Web: BlahBlahBlahMedia.com]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Half-Cut Conspiracies</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3700</itunes:duration>
        <itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
        <itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Episode 24 - JFK Assassination</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 24 - JFK Assassination</itunes:title>
        <link>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-24-jfk-assassination-1637555735/</link>
                    <comments>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-24-jfk-assassination-1637555735/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 21 Nov 2021 20:35:34 -0800</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/0e19a621-852a-3b97-85d0-b05b88133acd</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode join Carlo and Todd as they begin to scratch the surface of a few conspiracy theories behind the assassination of John F. Kennedy. Why was there a guy with an umbrella in the crowd? Did Lee Harvey Oswald have an accomplice on the Grassy Knoll? How come the Secret Service made so many weird decisions leading up to the shooting?</p>
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<p>Email: <a>HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Web: <a href='https://blahblahblahmedia.com/'>BlahBlahBlahMedia.com</a></p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode join Carlo and Todd as they begin to scratch the surface of a few conspiracy theories behind the assassination of John F. Kennedy. Why was there a guy with an umbrella in the crowd? Did Lee Harvey Oswald have an accomplice on the Grassy Knoll? How come the Secret Service made so many weird decisions leading up to the shooting?</p>
<p>Merch: <a href='https://shop.spreadshirt.ca/Blah-Blah-Blah-Media'>Shop.Spreadshirt.ca/Blah-Blah-Blah-Media</a></p>
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<p>Email: <a>HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Web: <a href='https://blahblahblahmedia.com/'>BlahBlahBlahMedia.com</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode join Carlo and Todd as they begin to scratch the surface of a few conspiracy theories behind the assassination of John F. Kennedy. Why was there a guy with an umbrella in the crowd? Did Lee Harvey Oswald have an accomplice on the Grassy Knoll? How come the Secret Service made so many weird decisions leading up to the shooting?
Merch: Shop.Spreadshirt.ca/Blah-Blah-Blah-Media
Facebook: Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies
Donate: BuyMeACoffee.com/BlahBlahBlah
Patreon: Patreon.com/BlahBlahBlahMedia
Email: HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com
Web: BlahBlahBlahMedia.com]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Half-Cut Conspiracies</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3820</itunes:duration>
        <itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
        <itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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    <item>
        <title>Episode 23 - Climate Change</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 23 - Climate Change</itunes:title>
        <link>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-23-climate-change/</link>
                    <comments>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-23-climate-change/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 07 Nov 2021 16:11:07 -0800</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/7a9ccc82-133c-3764-8d67-2a97109f7168</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode join Carlo and Todd as they turn up the heat on some climate change conspiracy theories. Is this all just a natural thing the Earth does every couple of years? Is the Chinese government making it all up so they can have a monopoly over the other countries for producing all the polution. Do the Jewish people actually have space lasers?</p>
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<p>Email: <a>HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Web: <a href='https://blahblahblahmedia.com/'>BlahBlahBlahMedia.com</a></p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode join Carlo and Todd as they turn up the heat on some climate change conspiracy theories. Is this all just a natural thing the Earth does every couple of years? Is the Chinese government making it all up so they can have a monopoly over the other countries for producing all the polution. Do the Jewish people actually have space lasers?</p>
<p>Merch: <a href='https://shop.spreadshirt.ca/Blah-Blah-Blah-Media'>Shop.Spreadshirt.ca/Blah-Blah-Blah-Media</a></p>
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<p>Email: <a>HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Web: <a href='https://blahblahblahmedia.com/'>BlahBlahBlahMedia.com</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/5vz7b6/S02E04_ClimateChange_MIXDOWN.mp3" length="145324071" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode join Carlo and Todd as they turn up the heat on some climate change conspiracy theories. Is this all just a natural thing the Earth does every couple of years? Is the Chinese government making it all up so they can have a monopoly over the other countries for producing all the polution. Do the Jewish people actually have space lasers?
Merch: Shop.Spreadshirt.ca/Blah-Blah-Blah-Media
Facebook: Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies
Donate: BuyMeACoffee.com/BlahBlahBlah
Patreon: Patreon.com/BlahBlahBlahMedia
Email: HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com
Web: BlahBlahBlahMedia.com]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Half-Cut Conspiracies</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3632</itunes:duration>
        <itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
        <itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Episode 22 - Jack the Ripper</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 22 - Jack the Ripper</itunes:title>
        <link>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-22-jack-the-ripper/</link>
                    <comments>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-22-jack-the-ripper/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 24 Oct 2021 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/87ece496-a03b-34b3-a9fd-e2b1f1f4af0b</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode join Carlo and Todd as they dissect some of the gruesome conspiracies behind Jack the Ripper (aka Leather Apron). Did Queen Victoria send some of her henchmen as the Ripper to take care of an illegitimate marriage between Prince Albert Victor and Annie Elizabeth Crook. Could Prince Albert himself be the ripper taking out his rage on a few prostitutes because one of them gave him syphilis? Or what if Jack was actually Jill?</p>
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<p>Email: <a>HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Web: <a href='https://blahblahblahmedia.com/'>BlahBlahBlahMedia.com</a></p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode join Carlo and Todd as they dissect some of the gruesome conspiracies behind Jack the Ripper (aka Leather Apron). Did Queen Victoria send some of her henchmen as the Ripper to take care of an illegitimate marriage between Prince Albert Victor and Annie Elizabeth Crook. Could Prince Albert himself be the ripper taking out his rage on a few prostitutes because one of them gave him syphilis? Or what if Jack was actually Jill?</p>
<p>Merch: <a href='https://shop.spreadshirt.ca/Blah-Blah-Blah-Media'>Shop.Spreadshirt.ca/Blah-Blah-Blah-Media</a></p>
<p>Facebook: <a href='https://facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies'>Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies</a></p>
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<p>Email: <a>HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Web: <a href='https://blahblahblahmedia.com/'>BlahBlahBlahMedia.com</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/989yk2/S02E03_JackTheRipper_MIXDOWN.mp3" length="123372296" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode join Carlo and Todd as they dissect some of the gruesome conspiracies behind Jack the Ripper (aka Leather Apron). Did Queen Victoria send some of her henchmen as the Ripper to take care of an illegitimate marriage between Prince Albert Victor and Annie Elizabeth Crook. Could Prince Albert himself be the ripper taking out his rage on a few prostitutes because one of them gave him syphilis? Or what if Jack was actually Jill?
Merch: Shop.Spreadshirt.ca/Blah-Blah-Blah-Media
Facebook: Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies
Donate: BuyMeACoffee.com/BlahBlahBlah
Patreon: Patreon.com/BlahBlahBlahMedia
Email: HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com
Web: BlahBlahBlahMedia.com]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Half-Cut Conspiracies</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3083</itunes:duration>
        <itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
        <itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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    <item>
        <title>Episode 21 - Tupac Shakur</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 21 - Tupac Shakur</itunes:title>
        <link>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-21-tupac-shakur/</link>
                    <comments>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-21-tupac-shakur/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 11 Oct 2021 07:20:02 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/9ef2886e-629e-3c3f-b50d-dc79fd2542f6</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they school you in some gangster conspiracies behind the murder of Tupac Shakur. Who done it? If he really is dead then why is he alive in Cuba? Also, how many more rap hits is he going to release from the grave?</p>
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<p>Email: <a>HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Web: <a href='https://blahblahblahmedia.com/'>BlahBlahBlahMedia.com</a></p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they school you in some gangster conspiracies behind the murder of Tupac Shakur. Who done it? If he really is dead then why is he alive in Cuba? Also, how many more rap hits is he going to release from the grave?</p>
<p>Merch: <a href='https://shop.spreadshirt.ca/Blah-Blah-Blah-Media'>Shop.Spreadshirt.ca/Blah-Blah-Blah-Media</a></p>
<p>Facebook: <a href='https://facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies'>Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies</a></p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they school you in some gangster conspiracies behind the murder of Tupac Shakur. Who done it? If he really is dead then why is he alive in Cuba? Also, how many more rap hits is he going to release from the grave?
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        <itunes:author>Half-Cut Conspiracies</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3781</itunes:duration>
        <itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
        <itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Episode 20 - Vaccine Passports</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 20 - Vaccine Passports</itunes:title>
        <link>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-20-vaccine-passports/</link>
                    <comments>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-20-vaccine-passports/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 26 Sep 2021 20:11:21 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they check-in to season two with a totally non-contraversial topic; vaccine passports. Will these really be a temporary measure, what's up with Canada's Frontline Nurses protesting all the hospitals, and how come big pharma only wants horses to have all the ivermectin?</p>
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]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they check-in to season two with a totally non-contraversial topic; vaccine passports. Will these really be a temporary measure, what's up with Canada's Frontline Nurses protesting all the hospitals, and how come big pharma only wants horses to have all the ivermectin?</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they check-in to season two with a totally non-contraversial topic; vaccine passports. Will these really be a temporary measure, what's up with Canada's Frontline Nurses protesting all the hospitals, and how come big pharma only wants horses to have all the ivermectin?
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        <itunes:author>Half-Cut Conspiracies</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3672</itunes:duration>
        <itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
        <itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Episode 19 - Bohemian Grove (Live Recording)</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 19 - Bohemian Grove (Live Recording)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-20-bohemian-grove-live-recording/</link>
                    <comments>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-20-bohemian-grove-live-recording/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2021 20:16:52 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>In this live episode, join Carlo and Todd as they close out their first season around a campfire at the Bohemian Grove. Learn about this exclusive summer camp where the government elites pee on the trees, worship an owl god statue, and hold super secret "lakeside chats" where they come up with ideas like the atom bomb. Also, women aren't allowed in and there's a $30,000 musical at the end of the retreat. Did we mention they pee on trees? Seriously, it's, like, really important for some reason.</p>
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]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this live episode, join Carlo and Todd as they close out their first season around a campfire at the Bohemian Grove. Learn about this exclusive summer camp where the government elites pee on the trees, worship an owl god statue, and hold super secret "lakeside chats" where they come up with ideas like the atom bomb. Also, women aren't allowed in and there's a $30,000 musical at the end of the retreat. Did we mention they pee on trees? Seriously, it's, like, really important for some reason.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this live episode, join Carlo and Todd as they close out their first season around a campfire at the Bohemian Grove. Learn about this exclusive summer camp where the government elites pee on the trees, worship an owl god statue, and hold super secret "lakeside chats" where they come up with ideas like the atom bomb. Also, women aren't allowed in and there's a $30,000 musical at the end of the retreat. Did we mention they pee on trees? Seriously, it's, like, really important for some reason.
Merch: Shop.Spreadshirt.ca/Blah-Blah-Blah-Media
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Donate: BuyMeACoffee.com/BlahBlahBlah
Patreon: Patreon.com/BlahBlahBlahMedia
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Web: BlahBlahBlahMedia.com]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Half-Cut Conspiracies</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3542</itunes:duration>
        <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
        <itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Episode 18 - Lizard People</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 18 - Lizard People</itunes:title>
        <link>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-18-lizard-people/</link>
                    <comments>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-18-lizard-people/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2021 15:08:57 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[
 

<p>In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they investigate the controlling powers who are pulling the strings at the top of the global hierachy -- no, not the Illuminati or the Freemasons -- the lizard people. Yes, they do a deep dive on David Icke's fever dream of a conspiracy theory that claims that everyone from George W. Bush to Justin Bieber may not be from this planet, and that lizard people may have been involved in the death of Princess Diana.</p>
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]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[
 

<p>In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they investigate the controlling powers who are pulling the strings at the top of the global hierachy -- no, not the Illuminati or the Freemasons -- the lizard people. Yes, they do a deep dive on David Icke's fever dream of a conspiracy theory that claims that everyone from George W. Bush to Justin Bieber may not be from this planet, and that lizard people may have been involved in the death of Princess Diana.</p>
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<p>Email: <a href='mailto:HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com'>HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com</a></p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[
 

In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they investigate the controlling powers who are pulling the strings at the top of the global hierachy -- no, not the Illuminati or the Freemasons -- the lizard people. Yes, they do a deep dive on David Icke's fever dream of a conspiracy theory that claims that everyone from George W. Bush to Justin Bieber may not be from this planet, and that lizard people may have been involved in the death of Princess Diana.
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Patreon: Patreon.com/BlahBlahBlahMedia
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Web: BlahBlahBlahMedia.com
]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Half-Cut Conspiracies</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3501</itunes:duration>
        <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
        <itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Episode 17 - HAARP</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 17 - HAARP</itunes:title>
        <link>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-17-haarp/</link>
                    <comments>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-17-haarp/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2021 16:56:45 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[
 

<p>In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they uncover the truth behind the High-frequency Active Auroral Research Program, also known as HAARP, and maybe also a massive weather control device, but also maybe a mind control device. And maybe even the predecessor to 5G technology? We don't know, but there's definitely some shenanigans going up there in Alaska.</p>
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]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[
 

<p>In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they uncover the truth behind the High-frequency Active Auroral Research Program, also known as HAARP, and maybe also a massive weather control device, but also maybe a mind control device. And maybe even the predecessor to 5G technology? We don't know, but there's definitely some shenanigans going up there in Alaska.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[
 

In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they uncover the truth behind the High-frequency Active Auroral Research Program, also known as HAARP, and maybe also a massive weather control device, but also maybe a mind control device. And maybe even the predecessor to 5G technology? We don't know, but there's definitely some shenanigans going up there in Alaska.
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Email: HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com
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]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Half-Cut Conspiracies</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3556</itunes:duration>
        <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
        <itunes:episode>17</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Episode 16 - The Bermuda Triangle</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 16 - The Bermuda Triangle</itunes:title>
        <link>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-16-the-bermuda-triangle/</link>
                    <comments>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-16-the-bermuda-triangle/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 30 May 2021 21:24:00 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they sail through some of the conspiracies around the Bermuda Triangle…or Devil’s Rectangle if you’re into that sort of thing. Why have so many ships that went through it lost their crew? Has the lost city of Atlantis been found there? If it used to be a rectangle, what happened to one of the corners? Why are people still traveling through the triangle!?</p>
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<p>Web: <a href='https://blahblahblahmedia.com/'>BlahBlahBlahMedia.com</a></p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they sail through some of the conspiracies around the Bermuda Triangle…or Devil’s Rectangle if you’re into that sort of thing. Why have so many ships that went through it lost their crew? Has the lost city of Atlantis been found there? If it used to be a rectangle, what happened to one of the corners? Why are people still traveling through the triangle!?</p>
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<p>Email: <a href='mailto:HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com'>HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Web: <a href='https://blahblahblahmedia.com/'>BlahBlahBlahMedia.com</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they sail through some of the conspiracies around the Bermuda Triangle…or Devil’s Rectangle if you’re into that sort of thing. Why have so many ships that went through it lost their crew? Has the lost city of Atlantis been found there? If it used to be a rectangle, what happened to one of the corners? Why are people still traveling through the triangle!?
Merch: Shop.Spreadshirt.ca/Blah-Blah-Blah-Media
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Donate: BuyMeACoffee.com/BlahBlahBlah
Patreon: Patreon.com/BlahBlahBlahMedia
Email: HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com
Web: BlahBlahBlahMedia.com]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Half-Cut Conspiracies</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3199</itunes:duration>
        <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
        <itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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    <item>
        <title>Episode 15 - COVID Vaccine Conspiracies (Part 2)</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 15 - COVID Vaccine Conspiracies (Part 2)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-15-covid-vaccine-conspiracies-part-2/</link>
                    <comments>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-15-covid-vaccine-conspiracies-part-2/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2021 20:30:26 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they try for a second shot of COVID-19 vaccine conspiracies. Is this the new mark of the beast? Can the vaccine alter your DNA to give you super powers? What kind of magic have the nurses learned to make the needles dissapear after the injections?</p>
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]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they try for a second shot of COVID-19 vaccine conspiracies. Is this the new mark of the beast? Can the vaccine alter your DNA to give you super powers? What kind of magic have the nurses learned to make the needles dissapear after the injections?</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they try for a second shot of COVID-19 vaccine conspiracies. Is this the new mark of the beast? Can the vaccine alter your DNA to give you super powers? What kind of magic have the nurses learned to make the needles dissapear after the injections?
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        <itunes:author>Half-Cut Conspiracies</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3018</itunes:duration>
        <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
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        <title>Episode 14 - COVID Vaccine Conspiracies (Part 1)</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 14 - COVID Vaccine Conspiracies (Part 1)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-14-covid-vaccine-conspiracies-part-1/</link>
                    <comments>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-14-covid-vaccine-conspiracies-part-1/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 02 May 2021 15:13:26 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they take their first stab at covering some COVID-19 vaccine conspiracies. Todd shares his story of getting the shot and Carlo shares his fear of new things. Also, scientists rule, Big Pharma drools!</p>
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]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they take their first stab at covering some COVID-19 vaccine conspiracies. Todd shares his story of getting the shot and Carlo shares his fear of new things. Also, scientists rule, Big Pharma drools!</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they take their first stab at covering some COVID-19 vaccine conspiracies. Todd shares his story of getting the shot and Carlo shares his fear of new things. Also, scientists rule, Big Pharma drools!
Merch: Shop.Spreadshirt.ca/Blah-Blah-Blah-Media
Facebook: Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies
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Patreon: Patreon.com/BlahBlahBlahMedia
Email: HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com
Web: BlahBlahBlahMedia.com]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Half-Cut Conspiracies</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2724</itunes:duration>
        <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
        <itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Episode 13 - Loch Ness Monster Conspiracies</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 13 - Loch Ness Monster Conspiracies</itunes:title>
        <link>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-13-loch-ness-monster-conspiracies/</link>
                    <comments>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-13-loch-ness-monster-conspiracies/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 18 Apr 2021 21:27:49 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, join Carlo and Todd, as they splash around some "conspiracies" related to the Loch Ness monster, or Nessie as her close friends like to call her. Is she a serpent monster that doesn't like the sign of the cross or just another alien lifeform enjoying a refreshing swim in the waters of Scotland? Is this even a conspiracy?</p>
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<p>Web: <a href='https://blahblahblahmedia.com/'>BlahBlahBlahMedia.com</a></p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, join Carlo and Todd, as they splash around some "conspiracies" related to the Loch Ness monster, or Nessie as her close friends like to call her. Is she a serpent monster that doesn't like the sign of the cross or just another alien lifeform enjoying a refreshing swim in the waters of Scotland? Is this even a conspiracy?</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, join Carlo and Todd, as they splash around some "conspiracies" related to the Loch Ness monster, or Nessie as her close friends like to call her. Is she a serpent monster that doesn't like the sign of the cross or just another alien lifeform enjoying a refreshing swim in the waters of Scotland? Is this even a conspiracy?
Merch: Shop.Spreadshirt.ca/Blah-Blah-Blah-Media
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Patreon: Patreon.com/BlahBlahBlahMedia
Email: HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com
Web: BlahBlahBlahMedia.com]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Half-Cut Conspiracies</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2757</itunes:duration>
        <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
        <itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Episode 12 - Religious Conspiracies</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 12 - Religious Conspiracies</itunes:title>
        <link>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-12-religious-conspiracies/</link>
                    <comments>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-12-religious-conspiracies/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2021 14:36:43 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, join Carlo and Todd, and special guest Oren Barter, for this holiday crossover episode as they shine a light on a few religious conspiracies. Did Jesus survive the crucifixion and have a few kids with Mary Magdalene? Does the Illuminati sacrifice children under the Vatican? Were the secrets of Fatima really that impressive?</p>
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<p>Email: <a href='mailto:HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com'>HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Web: <a href='https://blahblahblahmedia.com/'>BlahBlahBlahMedia.com</a></p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, join Carlo and Todd, and special guest Oren Barter, for this holiday crossover episode as they shine a light on a few religious conspiracies. Did Jesus survive the crucifixion and have a few kids with Mary Magdalene? Does the Illuminati sacrifice children under the Vatican? Were the secrets of Fatima really that impressive?</p>
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]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, join Carlo and Todd, and special guest Oren Barter, for this holiday crossover episode as they shine a light on a few religious conspiracies. Did Jesus survive the crucifixion and have a few kids with Mary Magdalene? Does the Illuminati sacrifice children under the Vatican? Were the secrets of Fatima really that impressive?
Merch: Shop.Spreadshirt.ca/Blah-Blah-Blah-Media
Facebook: Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies
Donate: BuyMeACoffee.com/BlahBlahBlah
Patreon: Patreon.com/BlahBlahBlahMedia
Email: HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com
Web: BlahBlahBlahMedia.com]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Half-Cut Conspiracies</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2561</itunes:duration>
        <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
        <itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Episode 11 - Military Propaganda in Hollywood</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 11 - Military Propaganda in Hollywood</itunes:title>
        <link>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-11-military-propaganda-in-hollywood/</link>
                    <comments>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-11-military-propaganda-in-hollywood/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2021 00:14:19 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[
 

<p>In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they do a deep dive on the Marvel Cinematic Universe -- just kidding! They actually discuss whether the MCU is actually a vehicle for military propaganda. And if that's propaganda, what else could be? The Green Berets? Top Gun? Animal freaking Farm!? Come along for the ride as they uncover the truth the Pentagon may not want you to know.</p>
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 ]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[
 

<p>In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they do a deep dive on the Marvel Cinematic Universe -- just kidding! They actually discuss whether the MCU is actually a vehicle for military propaganda. And if that's propaganda, what else could be? The Green Berets? Top Gun? Animal freaking Farm!? Come along for the ride as they uncover the truth the Pentagon may not want you to know.</p>
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 ]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[
 

In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they do a deep dive on the Marvel Cinematic Universe -- just kidding! They actually discuss whether the MCU is actually a vehicle for military propaganda. And if that's propaganda, what else could be? The Green Berets? Top Gun? Animal freaking Farm!? Come along for the ride as they uncover the truth the Pentagon may not want you to know.
Merch: Shop.Spreadshirt.ca/Blah-Blah-Blah-Media
Facebook: Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies
Donate: BuyMeACoffee.com/BlahBlahBlah
Patreon: Patreon.com/BlahBlahBlahMedia
Email: HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com
Web: BlahBlahBlahMedia.com
 ]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Half-Cut Conspiracies</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3689</itunes:duration>
        <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
        <itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Episode 10 - Denver Airport</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 10 - Denver Airport</itunes:title>
        <link>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-10-denver-airport/</link>
                    <comments>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-10-denver-airport/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2021 21:23:21 -0800</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they check in on the conspiracies that surround the Denver Airport. Whether it's lizard people living in the underground tunnels, a nazi themed runway design, a bunch of weird art that can't really be explained, or just your average underground bunkers to protect the elite from the end of the world, the Denver Airport has it all.</p>
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<p>Email: <a href='mailto:HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com'>HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Web: <a href='https://blahblahblahmedia.com/'>BlahBlahBlahMedia.com</a></p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they check in on the conspiracies that surround the Denver Airport. Whether it's lizard people living in the underground tunnels, a nazi themed runway design, a bunch of weird art that can't really be explained, or just your average underground bunkers to protect the elite from the end of the world, the Denver Airport has it all.</p>
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<p>Email: <a href='mailto:HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com'>HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Web: <a href='https://blahblahblahmedia.com/'>BlahBlahBlahMedia.com</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/dthkkv/S01E10_DenverAirport_FINAL.mp3" length="58056289" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they check in on the conspiracies that surround the Denver Airport. Whether it's lizard people living in the underground tunnels, a nazi themed runway design, a bunch of weird art that can't really be explained, or just your average underground bunkers to protect the elite from the end of the world, the Denver Airport has it all.
Merch: Shop.Spreadshirt.ca/Blah-Blah-Blah-Media
Facebook: Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies
Donate: BuyMeACoffee.com/BlahBlahBlah
Patreon: Patreon.com/BlahBlahBlahMedia
Email: HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com
Web: BlahBlahBlahMedia.com]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Half-Cut Conspiracies</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3398</itunes:duration>
        <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
        <itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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    <item>
        <title>Episode 9 - Celebrity Conspiracies</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 9 - Celebrity Conspiracies</itunes:title>
        <link>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-9-celebrity-conspiracies/</link>
                    <comments>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-9-celebrity-conspiracies/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2021 18:30:38 -0800</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/09347b21-a440-3b17-9105-15097c1c7bcd</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they dish out the latest conspiracy gossip on some of tinsel town's hottest stars. Find out which celebrities have been replaced with clones. Then learn which clones have been replaced with other clones! Is Taylor Swift actually the former high priestess of the church of Satan? Why does Stevie Wonder keep doing things that sighted people do if he's supposedly blind? And how can Lorde be so smart if she's not old?</p>
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<p>Email: <a href='mailto:HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com'>HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Web: <a href='https://blahblahblahmedia.com/'>BlahBlahBlahMedia.com</a></p>
 ]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they dish out the latest conspiracy gossip on some of tinsel town's hottest stars. Find out which celebrities have been replaced with clones. Then learn which clones have been replaced with other clones! Is Taylor Swift actually the former high priestess of the church of Satan? Why does Stevie Wonder keep doing things that sighted people do if he's supposedly blind? And how can Lorde be so smart if she's not old?</p>
<p>Merch: <a href='https://shop.spreadshirt.ca/blah-blah-blah-media/'>Shop.Spreadshirt.ca/Blah-Blah-Blah-Media</a></p>
<p>Facebook: <a href='http://www.facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies'>Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies</a></p>
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<p>Email: <a href='mailto:HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com'>HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Web: <a href='https://blahblahblahmedia.com/'>BlahBlahBlahMedia.com</a></p>
 ]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/piw335/S01E09_CelebrityConspiracies_FINAL.mp3" length="61248765" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they dish out the latest conspiracy gossip on some of tinsel town's hottest stars. Find out which celebrities have been replaced with clones. Then learn which clones have been replaced with other clones! Is Taylor Swift actually the former high priestess of the church of Satan? Why does Stevie Wonder keep doing things that sighted people do if he's supposedly blind? And how can Lorde be so smart if she's not old?
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 ]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Half-Cut Conspiracies</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3611</itunes:duration>
        <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
        <itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Episode 8 - The Moon Landing</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 8 - The Moon Landing</itunes:title>
        <link>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-8-the-moon-landing/</link>
                    <comments>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-8-the-moon-landing/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2021 16:46:27 -0800</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they launch into some interesting conspiracies behind the moon landing. What's up with all those photos? Is it actually made of cheese? And why didn't Stanley Kubrick win Best Director for his part in the coverup?</p>
<p>Facebook: <a href='http://www.facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies'>Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies</a></p>
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]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they launch into some interesting conspiracies behind the moon landing. What's up with all those photos? Is it actually made of cheese? And why didn't Stanley Kubrick win Best Director for his part in the coverup?</p>
<p>Facebook: <a href='http://www.facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies'>Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies</a></p>
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<p>Email: <a href='mailto:HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com'>HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com</a></p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they launch into some interesting conspiracies behind the moon landing. What's up with all those photos? Is it actually made of cheese? And why didn't Stanley Kubrick win Best Director for his part in the coverup?
Facebook: Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies
Donate: BuyMeACoffee.com/BlahBlahBlah
Patreon: Patreon.com/BlahBlahBlahMedia
Email: HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com
Web: BlahBlahBlahMedia.com]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Half-Cut Conspiracies</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3187</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Episode 7 - US Election (Live Recording)</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 7 - US Election (Live Recording)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-7-us-election-live-recording/</link>
                    <comments>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-7-us-election-live-recording/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 24 Jan 2021 12:56:55 -0800</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>In this live episode, join Carlo and Todd as they express their god-given, patriotic free speech about all the conspiracy madness around the recent US presidential election. Also, hear from an actual American who called in to the show with his view on some stuff.</p>
<p>Join our patreon to listen to the full length, unedited episode.</p>
<p>Facebook: <a href='http://www.Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies'>Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies</a></p>
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<p>Email: <a href='mailto:HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com'>HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com</a></p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this live episode, join Carlo and Todd as they express their god-given, patriotic free speech about all the conspiracy madness around the recent US presidential election. Also, hear from an actual American who called in to the show with his view on some stuff.</p>
<p>Join our patreon to listen to the full length, unedited episode.</p>
<p>Facebook: <a href='http://www.Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies'>Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies</a></p>
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<p>Email: <a href='mailto:HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com'>HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com</a></p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this live episode, join Carlo and Todd as they express their god-given, patriotic free speech about all the conspiracy madness around the recent US presidential election. Also, hear from an actual American who called in to the show with his view on some stuff.
Join our patreon to listen to the full length, unedited episode.
Facebook: Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies
Donate: BuyMeACoffee.com/BlahBlahBlah
Patreon: Patreon.com/BlahBlahBlahMedia
Email: HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Half-Cut Conspiracies</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Episode 6 - Area 51</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 6 - Area 51</itunes:title>
        <link>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-6-area-51/</link>
                    <comments>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-6-area-51/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2021 12:35:38 -0800</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they beam down the truth about Area 51…or at least what the government wants us to know about it. Is it just another military base, or an alien technology testing facility?</p>
<p>Also, find out about some bearded american guy who has exposed Chinese secret soldiers along the Canadian border who are trying to invade the US. Just don't ask for photos or any other proof. You heard it here first.</p>
<p>Facebook: <a href='http://www.Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies'>Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies</a></p>
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<p>Email: <a href='mailto:HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com'>HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com</a></p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they beam down the truth about Area 51…or at least what the government wants us to know about it. Is it just another military base, or an alien technology testing facility?</p>
<p>Also, find out about some bearded american guy who has exposed Chinese secret soldiers along the Canadian border who are trying to invade the US. Just don't ask for photos or any other proof. You heard it here first.</p>
<p>Facebook: <a href='http://www.Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies'>Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies</a></p>
<p>Donate: <a href='http://www.buymeacoffee.com/blahblahblah'>BuyMeACoffee.com/BlahBlahBlah</a></p>
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<p>Email: <a href='mailto:HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com'>HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they beam down the truth about Area 51…or at least what the government wants us to know about it. Is it just another military base, or an alien technology testing facility?
Also, find out about some bearded american guy who has exposed Chinese secret soldiers along the Canadian border who are trying to invade the US. Just don't ask for photos or any other proof. You heard it here first.
Facebook: Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies
Donate: BuyMeACoffee.com/BlahBlahBlah
Patreon: Patreon.com/BlahBlahBlahMedia
Email: HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Half-Cut Conspiracies</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3006</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Episode 5 - War on Christmas/Roswell UFO Crash</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 5 - War on Christmas/Roswell UFO Crash</itunes:title>
        <link>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-5-war-on-christmasroswell-ufo-crash/</link>
                    <comments>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-5-war-on-christmasroswell-ufo-crash/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2020 09:27:17 -0800</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they comb through the details of the 1947 Roswell UFO crash. Was this our first encounter with aliens or did the US government just suck at flying their new drone and didn't want Russia to know about their sweet new toy. Also, who's winning the war on Christmas?</p>
<p>Facebook: <a href='http://www.Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies'>Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies</a></p>
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<p>Email: <a href='mailto:HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com'>HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com</a></p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they comb through the details of the 1947 Roswell UFO crash. Was this our first encounter with aliens or did the US government just suck at flying their new drone and didn't want Russia to know about their sweet new toy. Also, who's winning the war on Christmas?</p>
<p>Facebook: <a href='http://www.Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies'>Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies</a></p>
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<p>Email: <a href='mailto:HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com'>HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they comb through the details of the 1947 Roswell UFO crash. Was this our first encounter with aliens or did the US government just suck at flying their new drone and didn't want Russia to know about their sweet new toy. Also, who's winning the war on Christmas?
Facebook: Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies
Donate: BuyMeACoffee.com/BlahBlahBlah
Patreon: Patreon.com/BlahBlahBlahMedia
Email: HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Half-Cut Conspiracies</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Episode 4 - The United Nations (Part Two)</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 4 - The United Nations (Part Two)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-4-the-united-nations-part-two/</link>
                    <comments>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-4-the-united-nations-part-two/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2020 17:59:17 -0800</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/aad1eee9-5743-3c56-8a8a-2dbfc1f82e32</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they continue their deep dive into the UN's Agenda 21/2030 conspiracy. Also, learn how the Canadian government is trying to reset the world by taking your property and making you live in a camp…but at least you'll be debt free.</p>
<p>Facebook: <a href='http://www.Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies'>Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies</a></p>
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<p>Email: <a href='mailto:HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com'>HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com</a></p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they continue their deep dive into the UN's Agenda 21/2030 conspiracy. Also, learn how the Canadian government is trying to reset the world by taking your property and making you live in a camp…but at least you'll be debt free.</p>
<p>Facebook: <a href='http://www.Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies'>Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies</a></p>
<p>Donate: <a href='http://www.buymeacoffee.com/blahblahblah'>BuyMeACoffee.com/BlahBlahBlah</a></p>
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<p>Email: <a href='mailto:HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com'>HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they continue their deep dive into the UN's Agenda 21/2030 conspiracy. Also, learn how the Canadian government is trying to reset the world by taking your property and making you live in a camp…but at least you'll be debt free.
Facebook: Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies
Donate: BuyMeACoffee.com/BlahBlahBlah
Patreon: Patreon.com/BlahBlahBlahMedia
Email: HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Half-Cut Conspiracies</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2828</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Episode 3 - The United Nations (Part One)</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 3 - The United Nations (Part One)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-3-the-united-nations-part-one/</link>
                    <comments>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-3-the-united-nations-part-one/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2020 22:19:50 -0800</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/c60971cc-44ce-38d9-8dbe-dcd7f39c5fa5</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they break down a hideous conspiracy to...*checks notes*...make the world better than it already is? Yes, we're going down the rabbit hole that is the United Nations Agenda 21/2030 conspiracy, which includes some of the greatest hits like the government wants your property, Bill Gates is trying to microchip you, and it's only a matter of time until you're a socialist.</p>
<p>Facebook: <a href='http://www.Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies'>Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies</a></p>
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<p>Email: <a href='mailto:HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com'>HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com</a></p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they break down a hideous conspiracy to...*checks notes*...make the world better than it already is? Yes, we're going down the rabbit hole that is the United Nations Agenda 21/2030 conspiracy, which includes some of the greatest hits like <em>the government wants your property</em>, <em>Bill Gates is trying to microchip you</em>, and <em>it's only a matter of time until you're a socialist</em>.</p>
<p>Facebook: <a href='http://www.Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies'>Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies</a></p>
<p>Donate: <a href='http://www.buymeacoffee.com/blahblahblah'>BuyMeACoffee.com/BlahBlahBlah</a></p>
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<p>Email: <a href='mailto:HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com'>HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/9sina7/S01E03_HCC_UN_PartOne_FINAL.mp3" length="51313385" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, join Carlo and Todd as they break down a hideous conspiracy to...*checks notes*...make the world better than it already is? Yes, we're going down the rabbit hole that is the United Nations Agenda 21/2030 conspiracy, which includes some of the greatest hits like the government wants your property, Bill Gates is trying to microchip you, and it's only a matter of time until you're a socialist.
Facebook: Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies
Donate: BuyMeACoffee.com/BlahBlahBlah
Patreon: Patreon.com/BlahBlahBlahMedia
Email: HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Half-Cut Conspiracies</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3036</itunes:duration>
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    <item>
        <title>Episode 2 - COVID-19</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 2 - COVID-19</itunes:title>
        <link>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-2-covid-19-1605495389/</link>
                    <comments>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/episode-2-covid-19-1605495389/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2020 18:56:29 -0800</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/0e608077-ac1c-3dd9-a68b-0207b93f6579</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, join Carlo and Todd in a healthy conversation about a very sick subject: The novel Coronavirus. Is it a world-ending plague or a government constructed hoax intended to rob us of our freedoms? Probably neither, so we look for the truth somewhere in between.</p>
<p>Facebook: <a href='http://www.Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies'>Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies</a></p>
<p>Donate: <a href='http://www.buymeacoffee.com/blahblahblah'>BuyMeACoffee.com/BlahBlahBlah</a></p>
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<p>Email: <a href='mailto:HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com'>HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com</a></p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, join Carlo and Todd in a healthy conversation about a very sick subject: The novel Coronavirus. Is it a world-ending plague or a government constructed hoax intended to rob us of our freedoms? Probably neither, so we look for the truth somewhere in between.</p>
<p>Facebook: <a href='http://www.Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies'>Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies</a></p>
<p>Donate: <a href='http://www.buymeacoffee.com/blahblahblah'>BuyMeACoffee.com/BlahBlahBlah</a></p>
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<p>Email: <a href='mailto:HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com'>HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, join Carlo and Todd in a healthy conversation about a very sick subject: The novel Coronavirus. Is it a world-ending plague or a government constructed hoax intended to rob us of our freedoms? Probably neither, so we look for the truth somewhere in between.
Facebook: Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies
Donate: BuyMeACoffee.com/BlahBlahBlah
Patreon: Patreon.com/BlahBlahBlahMedia
Email: HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Half-Cut Conspiracies</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
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        <title>Episode 1 - QAnon and the Deep State</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 1 - QAnon and the Deep State</itunes:title>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the first official episode of Half-Cut Conspiracies. In this episode, join Carlo and Todd in a light-hearted conversation as they dive into the mysteries surrounding QAnon and their bakers, who have set their sights on taking down the Deep State cabal of the Satan-worshipping baby-eaters like Hillary Clinton and Tom Hanks. Also, John F. Kennedy Jr. is still alive. Who knew?</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the first official episode of Half-Cut Conspiracies. In this episode, join Carlo and Todd in a light-hearted conversation as they dive into the mysteries surrounding QAnon and their bakers, who have set their sights on taking down the Deep State cabal of the Satan-worshipping baby-eaters like Hillary Clinton and Tom Hanks. Also, John F. Kennedy Jr. is still alive. Who knew?</p>
<p>Facebook: <a href='http://www.Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies'>Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies</a></p>
<p>Donate: <a href='http://www.buymeacoffee.com/blahblahblah'>BuyMeACoffee.com/BlahBlahBlah</a></p>
<p>Patreon: <a href='https://www.patreon.com/blahblahblahmedia'>Patreon.com/BlahBlahBlahMedia</a></p>
<p>Email: <a href='mailto:HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com'>HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com</a></p>
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Facebook: Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies
Donate: BuyMeACoffee.com/BlahBlahBlah
Patreon: Patreon.com/BlahBlahBlahMedia
Email: HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com]]></itunes:summary>
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        <title>Conspiring to Make a Podcast</title>
        <itunes:title>Conspiring to Make a Podcast</itunes:title>
        <link>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/conspiring-to-make-a-podcast/</link>
                    <comments>https://halfcutconspiracies.podbean.com/e/conspiring-to-make-a-podcast/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2020 07:51:54 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Pull up a chair, pour yourself a cold one, and join us as we work out some of the details for the podcast in our unofficial first episode.</p>
<p>Facebook: <a href='http://www.Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies'>Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies</a></p>
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<p>Email: <a href='mailto:HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com'>HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com</a></p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pull up a chair, pour yourself a cold one, and join us as we work out some of the details for the podcast in our unofficial first episode.</p>
<p>Facebook: <a href='http://www.Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies'>Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies</a></p>
<p>Donate: <a href='http://www.buymeacoffee.com/blahblahblah'>BuyMeACoffee.com/BlahBlahBlah</a></p>
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<p>Email: <a href='mailto:HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com'>HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com</a></p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Pull up a chair, pour yourself a cold one, and join us as we work out some of the details for the podcast in our unofficial first episode.
Facebook: Facebook.com/HalfCutConspiracies
Donate: BuyMeACoffee.com/BlahBlahBlah
Patreon: Patreon.com/BlahBlahBlahMedia
Email: HalfCutConspiracies@gmail.com]]></itunes:summary>
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