The WonderLand

Episode 111 - (SEASON PREMIERE) Opposite Schmopposite?

Thu, 20 Aug 2026 09:28:00 +0200

Geoff rediscovers his happy after a year or so of challenges - having avoided cleaning his teeth with Vegemite - and drags himself kicking and screaming into the present moment; while Little Kev contemplates the deserts of the Amazon, and sending seeds to Tasmania despite extreme prejudice.

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/k9sp7rzm6j6mdwiw/Wonderland_S8E1_Transcript75uey.pdf

Episode 110 (SEASON FINALE) - Everyone wants to be 35. Or not.

Tue, 24 Jun 2025 15:05:28 +0200

Geoff considers the inconsistency of consistency, the importance of struggle, the power of now, what constitutes "attractive", and warns against meditating in heavy traffic - while Little Kev offers new parents advice on choosing children's names...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/bvcfraxpvpv86q2z/Wonderland_S7E12_Transcript95hsg.pdf

Episode 109 - Guilty Feelings And Flesh Curtains

Sat, 17 May 2025 09:24:06 +0200

Geoff dispenses valuable wake-up advice, warns of the perils of performing bicycle stunts without a physics degree, and says no to intuition; while Little Kev scores an A1 in AI, or vice versa...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ahz3tjyavmpdd2a8/Wonderland_S7E117p1qj.mp3

Episode 108 - Normal Ain't What It Used To Be

Thu, 17 Apr 2025 14:20:52 +0200

Geoff reveals what really happens to birds; espouses the benefits of doing nothing and boldly suggests that forgiveness beats drinking poison; while little Kev ponders the joys of subliminal massage.

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ep8vvy8d7jrb75gi/Wonderland_S7E10_transcript6ebvd.pdf

Episode 107 - A Suckery Little Slipper

Mon, 14 Oct 2024 08:45:38 +0200

Geoff declares the value of meaninglessness, avoids talking about finance or monkeys, and advocates enjoying the space around our problems: while Little Kev owns things...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/vqnivgx2uaht9ecj/Wonderland_S7E9_Transcript6ngzg.pdf

Episode 106 - Any Way The Wind Blows

Mon, 03 Jun 2024 13:06:04 +0200

Geoff zeroes in on why mystery is (usually) a good thing, drags everyone's favourite go-to conversation topic out into the sunlight and tells us why we should all feel better about ourselves than we do; while Little Kev learns a thing or two about what malware really is...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/aeun8ky6scz7wm2i/Wonderland_S7E8_Transcript8uzo4.pdf

Episode 105 - A Slippery Little Sucker

Sun, 21 Apr 2024 16:15:31 +0200

Geoff screws up, stares at the wall, considers chocolate as a potential body-building supplement and spotlights a repulsive new take on classic literature; while Little Kev shares an extract from his book of least favourite words...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ygtcgs8ij7yjc97f/Wonderland_S7E7_Transcriptaipng.pdf

SPECIAL: Episodes 1, 2 & 3- The Birth Of (The) Wonder(Land)

Tue, 16 Jan 2024 00:11:00 +0200

Following successful raids on the Smithsonian, the Museum Of Natural History, the Biggera Waters Public Library and the back of his Mum's wardrobe, Geoff unfortunately discovers the long-lost first three episodes of The WonderLand; from back when Little Kev was but a glint in a Covid vaccine vial.

And now: after months of painstaking restoration of the original 24-track master tapes (performed at huge expense), here they are - for the first time since the last time and for the last time this time - all in one inconvenient 30-minute-or-so package.

Listen now, while you can, before it hopefully gets lost again.

NO TRANSCRIPT! (believe me, we're doing you a favour)

Episode 104 - Are you a Schinkelgruber contender?

Tue, 09 Jan 2024 00:53:00 +0200

Geoff takes a look at the importance of personal protest, and considers the possibility that Barry Manilow could inadvertently trigger an intergalactic war; while Little Kev considers a lucrative job offer with a catch...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/atc9im/Womderland_S7E6_Transcriptbrt30.pdf

Episode 103 - A Prize-Winning Dress-up Chicken

Fri, 15 Sep 2023 17:58:03 +0200

Geoff delves into the issue of relationships of all kinds while waiting for a life-saving pizza delivery, and considers that childhood-crazy might equal big bucks for grownups; and Little Kev gets annoyed at non-sandwiches and unimportant oils...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/jpa4wg/Wonderland_S7E5_Transcript8wk9f.pdf

Episode 102 - Pseudo Floaters?

Thu, 03 Aug 2023 14:54:28 +0200

Geoff extols the virtues of being clueless in Lisbon and takes a look at our addiction to doing stuff whilst in things on water; while Little Kev contemplates a Jim Carrey apocalypse...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/snm6xf/Wonderland_S7E4_Transcript87b1q.pdf

Episode 101 - Mango-nificence!

Thu, 13 Jul 2023 23:10:00 +0200

Geoff discovers the dangers of household chore improvisation and throws a well-deserved spotlight onto the king of Australian fruits, whilst throwing down a bold challenge in the general direction of Trondheim; and Little Kev contemplates alcoholic tunafish sandwiches...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/bstsa6/Wonderland_S7E3_Transcript9okb1.pdf

Episode 100 - Unknown Gods

Thu, 29 Jun 2023 23:41:00 +0200

Geoff celebrates the 100-episode mark by dusting off his ancient history and ridiculing some unnecessary modern expressions; and Little Kev feels the heat whilst contemplating what's in a name...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/9s2e53/Wonderland_S7E2_Transcript_9upsz.pdf

Episode 99 (SEASON PREMIERE) - Third aid & the happy pig

Thu, 15 Jun 2023 23:06:00 +0200

Geoff wonders just how difficult it is to find that dream vocation, and gets down and dirty with one of our four-legged friends; while Little Kev considers the choices available to us in an emergency situation...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/r8hz7q/Wonderland_S7E1_Transcript7p6ld.pdf

Episode 98 (SEASON FINALE) - Cherries and cockwombles!

Thu, 11 May 2023 23:26:00 +0200

Geoff reveals a little-known fact about the male of the species, recalls the perils of late night pantry raids and suggests that value is often subjective; whilst Little Kev digs a big hole outside the toy shop...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/m2nrxu/Wonderland_S6E10_Transcriptakbr4.pdf

Episode 97 - The mystery of dessert

Thu, 27 Apr 2023 23:23:00 +0200

Geoff marvels at the magic and mystery of mathematics and suspects a connection between a dead cat and the salvation of humanity, whilst Little Kev reckons with soft-closing toilet seats and soft clothes...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/nnyu58/Wonderland_S6E9_Transcript6u85m.pdf

Episode 96 - Punkcasting?

Thu, 13 Apr 2023 23:54:00 +0200

Geoff reveals that stupidity is often no accident, recommends free overseas trips for everyone and contemplates different names for a famous rock band; whilst Little Kev gets stressed and considers alternative meanings for a controversial word...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/88pmy4/Wonderland_S6E87vj4s.mp3

Episode 95 - The Mangrove Effect

Thu, 30 Mar 2023 23:25:00 +0200

Geoff explains how being unpopular for no reason can be an advantage, whilst suspecting that his sense of direction might be the latest casualty of technology; whilst Little Kev ponders political correctness and gets hit by a boom gate...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/admhms/Wonderland_S6E7_Transcript76q78.pdf

Episode 94 - Beware the rabbit hole!

Fri, 17 Mar 2023 10:48:16 +0200

Geoff declares the value of throwing in the towel and identifies a couple of futuristic predictions that we're definitely not likely to go for; whilst Little Kev talks oppression, wine-making and eye disorders...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/y32qrc/Wonderland_S6E6_Transcript680bo.pdf

Episode 93 - A true seat of learning

Fri, 03 Mar 2023 00:47:00 +0200

Geoff reflects on the most unexpectedly inspirational places on earth and explains what politics has to do with birdlife; and Little Kev considers new versus old tech, whilst noticing that his nose and ears are getting bigger...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/9wqz32/Wonderland_S6E5_Transcript8igr3.pdf

Episode 92 - When news isn’t worthy

Fri, 17 Feb 2023 00:14:00 +0200

Geoff despairs of online sub-editing and questions the accuracy of podcasting statistics; whilst Little Kev ponders the Church of Trevor... Or Sharon... Or Al Jolson...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/inwhk3/Wonderland_S6E4_Transcript814wf.pdf

Episode 91 - The Bling Olympics

Fri, 03 Feb 2023 00:11:00 +0200

Geoff suggests new universal warning signage and wonders if mortally wounded Roman Catholics are currently enjoying an unfair advantage; whilst Little Kev takes on unnecessary verbiage...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/5q3tcb/Wonderland_S6E3_Transcript69ikm.pdf

Episode 90 - Bored but busy

Fri, 20 Jan 2023 00:15:00 +0200

Geoff reveals the all-time number one zero and contemplates the whole business of not having a pulse, whilst Little Kev throws away money and ridicules alternative uses for dental floss...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/dybcde/Wonderland_S6E2_Transcript6onsa.pdf

Episode 89 - Stinking it up for a better world (SEASON PREMIERE)

Fri, 06 Jan 2023 00:25:00 +0200

Geoff takes a deep dive into a revolutionary solution for armed conflict, and extols the virtues of knowing when to shut the hell up; whilst Little Kev contemplates elephants and phone-charging alternatives in a mystical place called Skipple...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/pxiuz5/Wonderland_S6E1_Transcript7odhw.pdf

Episode 88 (SEASON FINALE) - The gross-out factor

Fri, 02 Dec 2022 00:21:00 +0200

Geoff ponders healthy home versus happy trails, wonders why guys are harder to offend and concludes that tragedy needs laughter; and Little Kev finds himself with light wood whilst listening to heavy metal...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/eiwpwh/S5E10_Transcript9zy1s.pdf

Episode 87 - Something for nothing?

Fri, 18 Nov 2022 00:16:00 +0200

Geoff suspects that the tooth fairy might exist after all, that promises may not be all that promising, and that being spied on is all our own fault; whilst Little Kev considers the benefits of a radical new employment directive...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/y8etpm/Wonderland_S5E9a3xhx.mp3

Episode 86 - The science of karma

Thu, 03 Nov 2022 23:14:00 +0200

Geoff marvels at the mystery of inspiration, gazes in wonder at The WonderLand and wonders if we don't need a reason; while Little Kev contemplates saving the world with a bit of housework...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/hj5gn5/S5E8_Transcript8rw8s.pdf

Episode 85 - You do you!

Fri, 21 Oct 2022 00:16:00 +0300

Geoff lauds the unmasking of long-hidden realities, takes a good look at everyone's bookshelves and Little Kev is forced to step in during a search for new words...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/f3sh3a/S5E7_Transcript8fq78.pdf

Episode 84 - A question of balance

Fri, 07 Oct 2022 00:15:00 +0300

Geoff keeps his fluids up, calls for time out and wonders if it's really all good when even better might actually be worse; while Little Kev gets claustrophobic in the closet...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/59dzyb/S5E6_Transcript9xb2r.pdf

Episode 83 - Bigger than Phil Rogan

Fri, 23 Sep 2022 00:13:00 +0300

Geoff gets connected and can't forget whilst making himself super-vulnerable at the front door, and Little Kev considers sending in the clones...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/7yjz5e/S5E5_Transcript6l3s0.pdf

Episode 82 - Cash and/or credit?

Fri, 09 Sep 2022 00:15:00 +0300

Geoff makes things difficult for himself and worries about the future of garage sales, whilst Little Kev sharpens up his dance moves...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/inec3h/S5E4_Transcript69xbs.pdf

Episode 81 - The wisdom of Ronan Keating

Fri, 26 Aug 2022 00:29:00 +0300

Geoff loses the shaving cream but finds meaning in challenge, and explains why we need bad times; and Little Kev considers purchasing insurance for his inner party animal...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/4tbhe2/S5E3_Transcript91ckb.pdf

Episode 80 - The fun conundrum

Fri, 12 Aug 2022 00:13:00 +0300

Geoff gets real about air travel, recognises pizza for what it really is, and questions our motives; while Little Kev hits the overpass in his underpants...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/u28afp/S5E2_Transcript9fprx.pdf

Episode 79 (SEASON PREMIERE) - Being 35% smarter

Fri, 29 Jul 2022 00:15:00 +0300

Geoff reveals the religious potential of diet choices and wonders why we're not making the best of our most natural resource, whilst Little Kev talks hairodynamics (and no, that's not a spelling mistake)...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/i426x5/S5E1_Transcript8ot76.pdf

Episode 78 (SEASON FINALE) - Home sweet prison?

Fri, 24 Jun 2022 00:17:00 +0300

Geoff suspects that innovators are getting bored and ponders the resale value of dead birds; and Little Kev tries not to kill elderly people with his iPhone...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ad9wnp/S4E16_Transcript68xia.pdf

Episode 77 - Butt-naked and tax-free

Fri, 10 Jun 2022 04:10:22 +0300

Geoff explains how nature could be its own worst enemy; that sleeping might be lucrative, and why mosquitoes could be smarter than we thought; while Little Kev tries turning right on a red light...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/7eyiem/S4E15_Transcriptarctz.pdf

Episode 76 - The puffy coat gamble

Fri, 27 May 2022 00:13:00 +0300

Geoff ponders accidental telecommunications, wonders if we're all natural-born bargain addicts, and identifies a problem with a popular women's winter fashion trend; whilst Little Kev makes a call from prison...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/sgnmda/S4E14_Transcript93ap0.pdf

Episode 75 - Caring by not caring

Fri, 13 May 2022 00:05:00 +0300

Geoff offers some relaxed relationship advice, considers the Loop Of Annoyance, and Little Kev tries not to look in the mirror for a really long time...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/cajvit/S4E13_Transcript7q283.pdf

Episode 74 - Finding the fun in failure

Fri, 29 Apr 2022 00:05:00 +0300

Geoff contemplates clowns, explains why not having a clue can be advantageous and listens for unbearable noises; whilst Little Kev admits to having friends who resemble Hobbits...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/g89hkc/S4E12_Transcript7mckf.pdf

Episode 73 - It wasn’t me, it was the cat

Fri, 15 Apr 2022 00:05:00 +0300

Geoff reveals an effective way to deflect personal blame for an unfortunate social faux pas, contemplates a revolution in podcasting, and explains why small talk is bigger than we think; and Little Kev considers an ecological question...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/t2jcm3/S4E11_Transcriptaf1as.pdf

Episode 72 - Blame it on Big Nose

Fri, 01 Apr 2022 01:03:00 +0300

Geoff threatens his audience with FOMO, comes up with a brilliant solution to a everyone's biggest problem, and takes a good look at looking good; while Little Kev suggests dial-a-clown for weasel control...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/gvujsm/S4E10_Transcript6m15u.pdf

Episode 71 - Sleeping as a way of life

Fri, 18 Mar 2022 00:05:00 +0300

Geoff wonders if we all might literally be living the dream; questions whether adversity makes people nicer; contemplates refrigeration mechanics posing as cardiologists... and Little Kev tries stay on his toes whilst sitting down.

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/2sgi8y/Wonderland_S4E9azz0n.mp3

Episode 70 - When self-help doesn’t help

Fri, 04 Mar 2022 01:05:00 +0300

Geoff suspects that (1) understanding stuff is overrated; (2) we all look a lot better than we think, and (3) anger can be healthy; whilst Little Kev considers being vaguely vegan...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/k6vvsg/S4E8_Transcriptbv5r6.pdf

Episode 69 - To hell with the microbes!

Fri, 18 Feb 2022 00:05:00 +0200

Geoff ponders self-improvement whilst tucking into his favourite Norwegian indulgence and accidentally discovering the next big thing in dairy beverage trends; and Little Kev forgets to remember stuff...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/emywbg/Wonderland_S4E76os3y.mp3

Episode 68 - When honesty is the worst policy

Fri, 11 Feb 2022 00:05:00 +0200

Geoff talks gym membership psychology whilst explaining (a) how to avoid a punch in the face, and (b) why certain social gatherings suggest the need for an industrial-strength umbrella...

Episode 67 - My sauce is the source

Fri, 04 Feb 2022 00:05:00 +0200

Geoff contemplates large goldfish and explains why expectations and multi-tasking could be the greatest threats to creative genius; while little Kev mulls the positives and negatives of language mathematics...

Episode 66 - Why Mark Zuckerberg might actually be my mum

Fri, 28 Jan 2022 00:05:00 +0200

Geoff reveals the joy of not giving a monkey's, gives his opinion of your opinions, and identifies yet another place where "free" isn't exactly free...

Episode 65 - Political correctness: woke when it ain’t broke

Fri, 21 Jan 2022 00:05:00 +0200

Geoff predicts the failure of the latest attempt to make life less fun, gets the jump on cheesecake temptation and avoids the existential questions; while little Kev fakes his own life and makes with the pillow talk already...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/jqighs/S4E3_Transcriptaju41.pdf

Episode 64 - The foot revolution is at hand!

Fri, 14 Jan 2022 00:15:00 +0200

Geoff goes in boots and all and socks it to the fashionistas, ponders a rectangular chicken, and gets out the binoculars for a bit of compulsively judgemental people-watching...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ippg5j/S4E2_Transcript9780a.pdf

Episode 63 (SEASON PREMIERE) - Stop singing, I’m trying to eat

Fri, 07 Jan 2022 00:15:00 +0200

Geoff questions the value of background music, confesses an inability to multitask and calls for an upgrade to the human waterworks, whilst Little Kev tries to not wake up when he wants to...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/z4nnug/S4E1_Transcript80n9w.pdf

Episode 62 (SEASON FINALE) - The joy of zero control

Fri, 26 Nov 2021 00:19:00 +0200

Geoff ponders the maximum feel-good factor, musically identifies the crazies and embraces his inner adult, whilst Little Kev has trouble saying hello...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ecjapb/S3E22_Transcript92axq.pdf

Episode 61 - Strategic pessimism and the thong thing

Fri, 19 Nov 2021 00:06:00 +0200

Geoff prepares to be surprised, exposes the dangers of chewing gum and toilet paper, explains why saliva might be the next wave, and Little Kev turns up in swimmers...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/64e94k/S3E21_Transcript8lpjc.pdf

Episode 60 - God for a week

Fri, 12 Nov 2021 00:30:00 +0200

Geoff reveals why we need bad language, plays the piano, and identifies non-existence as possibly the ultimate public relations challenge...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/apiexs/S3E20_Transcript9nluo.pdf

Episode 59 - Bloodshed, shopping and the agony of youth

Thu, 04 Nov 2021 23:15:00 +0200

Geoff suspects that Swiss retailers are about to take a literal approach to killing time, concludes that the kids are doing it tough, and Little Kev recommends the emu ears...

TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/y84iaj/S3E19_Transcriptah2me.pdf

Episode 58 - I‘d like to purchase a really stupid TV, please

Thu, 28 Oct 2021 23:15:00 +0200

Geoff gets paranoid about his home entertainment system, contemplates playing gigs in another galaxy, and sincerely hopes his deceased relatives aren't watching over him...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/w7uxia/S3E18_Transcript68jpj.pdf

Episode 57 - When milk ain‘t milk

Fri, 22 Oct 2021 00:10:00 +0300

Geoff asks for the old unimproved toilet paper, wonders if icing mixture in coffee could be the next big thing, and goes to hell and back with Little Kev...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/7ry4y7/Wonderland_S3E17ae97o.mp3

Episode 56 - Season blur and the long-distance fruit flop

Fri, 15 Oct 2021 00:10:00 +0300

Geoff turns traditional Swiss wind instruments into car roof racks, suggests hardware shopping as a form of revenge, and explains why canned fruit might be more attractive than we thought...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/dx9fgc/S3E16_Transcript7dp1n.pdf

Episode 55 - How men fail in the bedroom

Fri, 08 Oct 2021 00:10:00 +0300

Geoff reveals an intolerance of mixed sweets, tries to have a conversation whilst singing, and Little Kev talks pro yoko bono ono... or something...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/crays4/S3E15_Transcriptb1swv.pdf

Episode 54 - Underthinking the pigeon perspective

Fri, 01 Oct 2021 00:10:00 +0300

Geoff tries to sneak a peek at the crystal ball from the worst seat on the bus, rehearses being dead, and realises that the birds actually got a raw deal...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/w97592/S3E14_Transcript7vvxa.pdf

Episode 53 - How to write great rock lyrics

Fri, 24 Sep 2021 00:05:00 +0300

Geoff - possibly disguised as a lemming - ponders the dangers of deceptively-named legumes; mulls a return to the convenience of stoning and the establishment of an international Festival Of Misery; and Little Kev puts everything in the house on wheels...

Episode 52 - Carrot could have been a contender!

Fri, 17 Sep 2021 00:04:00 +0300

Geoff considers the mystery of orange, ponders the perfect pet, and takes a trip to Norway...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/jtz4t2/S3E12_Transcript7xzy7.pdf

Episode 51 - Clubs of shame?

Fri, 10 Sep 2021 00:05:00 +0300

Geoff wonders if people in large trousers have something to hide, talks time travel with Little Kev, and suspects that Swiss and German legislators might have a sense of humour after all...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/cu59ac/S3E11_Transcript686il.pdf

Episode 50 - The joy of not understanding

Fri, 03 Sep 2021 00:05:00 +0300

Geoff sticks his fingers in his ears, explains how grieving the loss of a loved one can be deadly, and wonders if early '70s unemployed Canadian hippies might have had a point after all...

Episode 49 - Vacation is a state of mind

Fri, 27 Aug 2021 00:03:00 +0300

Geoff's memories head south in a Holden Kingswood station wagon, Little Kev contemplates downhill skiing in a kayak and humanity gets a rare round of applause

TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/hddbrp/S3E9_Transcriptadkbz.pdf

Episode 48 - Don't remember to forget

Fri, 20 Aug 2021 00:05:00 +0300

Geoff expounds on the worldly wisdom of a famously tight-trousered trio, tries unsuccessfully to haggle on eBay, and encourages control freaks to take some time off...

TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/aksdk3/S3E8_Transcript983b8.pdf

Episode 47 - You eat what you are

Fri, 13 Aug 2021 00:12:00 +0300

Geoff talks revolutionary approaches to food processing, suspects that we actually do want the printed junk mail in the letterbox, and Little Kev gets a bit shirty...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/aitpcw/S3E7_Transcript_8281k.pdf

Episode 46 - Chickens dressed up as cows pretending to be chickens

Fri, 06 Aug 2021 00:05:00 +0300

Geoff tries to avoid being a mastication nazi, explains why podcasts don't necessarily suck and why sleep is really annoying

TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/dzidwj/S3E6_Transcript7lv3j.pdf

Episode 45 - Hiding the zucchini

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 01:08:09 +0300

Geoff turns a blind eye to 17% of the roast chicken stuffing, talks camouflage with Little Kev, and gets annoyed about stupidly-named things

Episode 44 - The great fruitcake fraud

Fri, 23 Jul 2021 00:01:00 +0300

Geoff exposes the cruelty and deception behind a beloved comestible, adds to his musical palette and explains the similarity between Pink Floyd's David Gilmour and KFC

Episode 43 - Fleshing out the facts

Fri, 16 Jul 2021 00:10:00 +0300

Geoff chooses the steak over the soybeans, worries in advance with Little Kev, and discovers that we actually don't need to see it to believe it

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/53caut/S3_E3_Transcriptbpm8a.pdf

Episode 42 - Life IS out to get you

Fri, 09 Jul 2021 06:00:00 +0300

Geoff contemplates the mystery and inevitability of annoying surprises, talks reincarnation and hopes there'll be room for some negotiation...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/78ka4u/S3E2_Transcriptaztr4.pdf

Episode 41 - Still Tangled After All These Years

Fri, 02 Jul 2021 06:00:00 +0300

Geoff wonders about wires, predicts Hollywood's next big thing, and suspects surreptitious supermarket slavery....

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/3gi5np/S3E1_Transcript9q17q.pdf

Episode 40 (SEASON FINALE) - Longevity hazards and the safety of cinema

Fri, 21 May 2021 06:00:00 +0300

Geoff wonders whether 100 years is enough already, considers a "can't be arsed" clause, and becomes immersed in entertainment...

Episode 39 - Cars, lies and the pre-emptive apology

Fri, 14 May 2021 06:00:00 +0300

Geoff washes the outside of the car, avoids the housework, and suspects that fibs are unavoidable...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/d7qcmx/S2E19_Transcript60zor.pdf

Episode 38 - The importance of bad behaviour

Fri, 07 May 2021 06:00:00 +0300

Geoff feels guilty about curry, explains why anger might be a job qualification, and feels a bit sorry for the narcissists...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ivynqu/S2E18_Transcript7tj3g.pdf

Episode 37 - Bad naked?

Fri, 30 Apr 2021 06:00:00 +0300

Geoff ponders the badge of squalor, wonders if the curtains are hiding anything, and proves that there's something in absolutely everything...

Episode 36 - Renting stuff from the universe

Fri, 23 Apr 2021 06:00:00 +0300

Geoff reveals that windows aren't doing us any favours, that some things can't be owned, and that small packages can be disappointing...

Episode 35 - To bean, or not to bean...

Fri, 16 Apr 2021 06:00:00 +0300

Geoff wonders if coffee is really an effective anti-terrorism weapon, and suggests that apparent insanity may be our best defense against unwanted surveillance...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/yfymep/S2E15_Transcript9c0tt.pdf

Episode 34 - Life is like laundry

Fri, 09 Apr 2021 06:00:00 +0300

Geoff comes clean on the meaning of existence, searches for dead birds and - armed only with a roast chicken - gives unwanted answers...

Episode 33 - The Fourth Wheel

Fri, 02 Apr 2021 06:00:00 +0300

Geoff stays in bed to kill time, sings about party time in Trondheim, and suspects supernatural activity at the supermarket...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/6i4kc7/S2E13_Transcript95aav.pdf

Episode 32 - Cringe Tourism

Fri, 26 Mar 2021 06:00:00 +0300

Geoff identifies those most in need of a vacation, sings about having Nothing For August and explains why the Swiss love Germany...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/2kuysv/S2E12_Transcriptab81k.pdf

Episode 31 - The compulsory cookie conspiracy

Fri, 19 Mar 2021 05:00:00 +0200

Geoff ponders baking by remote control, sings about perfect love and considers eating out to save the planet...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/jeivyz/S2E11_Transcriptb5aax.pdf

Episode 30 - Carpet strikes back!

Fri, 12 Mar 2021 06:00:00 +0200

Geoff stares at the floor, plays a fairly weird song and explains how joy might be only 24 hours away...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/4qvy8y/S2E10_Transcript76owo.pdf

Episode 29 - It's the waiting that gets ya...

Fri, 05 Mar 2021 06:00:00 +0200

Geoff finds something actually good about social media, explains why humans and politics don't mix, and locks the flamethrower away...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/rddefa/S2E9_Transcript8ie0q.pdf

Episode 28 - Hiding the banana

Fri, 26 Feb 2021 06:00:00 +0200

Geoff insists that sweets need to be unhealthy, tries to save time in the bathroom and explains why teeth are a luxury item...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/giq7ku/S2E8_Transcript733yp.pdf

Episode 27 - Shoegazing

Fri, 19 Feb 2021 06:00:00 +0200

Geoff takes a good look at foot fashion without needing a reason, and reveals how you too can be friendly and angry at the same time...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/z4jire/S2E7_Transcript7gbtw.pdf

Episode 26 - Planet Fugly?

Fri, 12 Feb 2021 06:00:00 +0200

Geoff considers the advantages of crappy eyesight, tries to focus on fashion and suspects that extraterrestrials just aren't that into us...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/nq3gs9/S2E6_Transcript5z6r3.pdf

Episode 25 - God, Phil and the dolphins

Fri, 05 Feb 2021 06:00:00 +0200

Geoff contemplates creation, makes like a dolphin, and looks to the supernatural for a new life insurance product...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/tyigaw/S2E5_Transcript5zzit.pdf

Episode 24 - Sexes & Snackses

Fri, 29 Jan 2021 06:00:00 +0200

Geoff shows lactose some love, avoids toilet humour and checks the munchie decibels...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/svkrmj/Transcript_S2E48p8c7.pdf

Episode 23 - Boredom rocks!!

Fri, 22 Jan 2021 06:00:00 +0200

Geoff minimises food risks, offers relationship tips, wonders if animals can boogie, explains the benefits of being bored, and starts with the pillow talk, already...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/tbxnuc/S2E3_Transcriptax1rb.pdf

Episode 22 - Of crocodiles, coconuts and ducks

Fri, 15 Jan 2021 06:00:00 +0200

Geoff salutes the late Steve Irwin, dispels some tourism myths, takes a musical look at baskets and reveals why a fatal nibbling might be only natural...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/tfdugm/S2E2_Transcriptagzku.pdf

Episode 21 - From embarrassment to regret

Fri, 08 Jan 2021 06:00:00 +0200

Geoff combines things with beer, gets a bit older and ponders the potential joy of stupidity...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/im2ej7/S2E1_Transcript7ajbe.pdf

Episode 20 (SEASON 1 FINALE) - Your face deserves a place in space

Fri, 04 Dec 2020 06:00:00 +0200

For the finale episode in Season 1:- Geoff suggests stockings for horn players, explains why earth hasn't been destroyed by aliens, and considers boning up on his Russian folk song repertoire...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/yzrd6j/S1E20_Transcript7i3br.pdf

Episode 19 - The joy of forgetting

Fri, 27 Nov 2020 06:00:00 +0200

Geoff tries to avoid disappointment, ponders the power of negative thinking, and reveals golden opportunities for furniture manufacturers and fast food franchisees...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/graibc/S1E19_Transcript7ov9a.pdf

Episode 18 - We're all weirdos

Fri, 20 Nov 2020 06:00:00 +0200

Geoff talks risky waiter-speak, explains why everyone is nuts, and reveals how to get rid of friends with fake food...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/s8ate2/S1E18_TRANSCRIPT69yj3.pdf

Episode 17 - The Og & Splurg rock conspiracy

Fri, 13 Nov 2020 06:00:00 +0200

Geoff digs into our ancient entertainment roots, offers a sneak peek at the next best thing to you, and spotlights a little-known addiction...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/f35nyz/S1E17_Transcript7chi2.pdf

Episode 16 - Nature's clickbait

Fri, 06 Nov 2020 06:00:00 +0200

Geoff questions the known, gets stared at by a toddler in a shopping trolley, showcases a new song, becomes suspicious of pets and Googles God...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/wmyshm/S1E16_Transcript5yx9v.pdf

Episode 15 - Savages or sandwiches?

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 05:00:00 +0200

Geoff heads west, shares his fear of toddler surveillance, searches for truth and calls a spade a spade; whilst simultaneously frightening the cat...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/4j2gdc/S1E15_Transcriptajqzv.pdf

Episode 14 - Of bikes and blokes

Fri, 23 Oct 2020 06:00:00 +0300

Geoff digs into his linguistic roots, sings about the weight of your words and takes a risky ride down memory lane...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/jq83t9/S1E14_Transcript98zgl.pdf

Episode 13 - The digital pineapple

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 06:00:00 +0300

Geoff tucks into future food, goes intragalactic with the music, and checks out the car pool...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/9z64gh/S1E13_Transcriptbd6x2.pdf

Episode 12 - Coping with certainty

Fri, 09 Oct 2020 06:00:00 +0300

Geoff gets curious about swords and dragons, tells insects to shutup and explains why we've got birthdays all wrong...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/c66ris/S1E12_Transcriptbcrhp.pdf

Episode 11 - Organic schmorganic

Fri, 02 Oct 2020 06:00:00 +0300

Geoff looks suspiciously at organic produce, keeps some tasty secrets, and explains why hobbies ain't jobbies...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/dvy9by/S1E11_Transcript82gpe.pdf

Episode 10 - You are being watched

Fri, 25 Sep 2020 06:00:00 +0300

Geoff reckons with the realities of rubbish, displays his dental care skills and considers changing his name to something more descriptive...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/a4p6a8/S1E10_Transcript9vw7b.pdf

Episode 9 - Life is too long

Fri, 18 Sep 2020 06:00:00 +0300

Geoff tackles time, has a Bad Dream, focuses on shiny things and rona therapy downunder, and goes all JFK with matchsticks...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/9zidwh/S1E9_Transcript751dd.pdf

Episode 8 - Failure is success

Fri, 11 Sep 2020 06:00:00 +0300

Geoff talks ancient Romans, the childhood joys of natural disaster, and the hidden dangers of phone dictation...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/dfvz7q/S1_E8_Transcript6ynvs.pdf

Episode 7 - Keto, God and surfing

Fri, 04 Sep 2020 06:00:00 +0300

Geoff opens up on his uncool childhood, living well, dark optimism and God's hairstyling choices...

THE TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/zss929/S1E7_Transcriptab17g.pdf

Episode 6 - Everybody sucks at something

Fri, 28 Aug 2020 06:00:00 +0300

Geoff ponders the humanity of our heroes, the power of pathetic, shows off a song, and points out the perils of friendship...

THE TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/2nrbwa/S1E6_Transcript9ee2o.pdf

Episode 5 - Thinking inside the ball

Fri, 21 Aug 2020 06:00:00 +0300

Geoff dives the depths of rock music relativism, admires the perfection of gravity, tackles physics and complains about his mum…

THE TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/p9dv3b/S1E5_Transcript8nxf0.pdf

Episode 4 - Spoiled rotten by the weather

Fri, 14 Aug 2020 06:00:00 +0300

Geoff gives thanks to our meteorologists, introduces new music, and talks strategic pianobar psychology…

THE TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/hj2pjg/S1E4_Transcript94z0a.pdf