Enlarge Your Vocabulary

60 Seconds with Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson

Fri, 10 Apr 2026 22:17:27 -0700

'Sixty seconds? It takes nearly sixty seconds to say your name!'
'Oh, very droll ... indeed.'
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Oxymoron

Fri, 10 Apr 2026 22:16:25 -0700

‘Define oxymoron.’
‘Sure… that’s as clear as mud.’
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Impecunious

Sun, 05 Apr 2026 20:28:53 -0700

Impecunious : im-pih-KYOO-nee-uhs

‘Fancy a bite to eat?’
‘I would, but I’m feeling rather… impecunious.’
‘Impecunious? That sounds expensive.’
‘On the contrary, my good man—you’ll find it a wise investment… one that will come back to you a hundredfold.’
‘Oh, really? Another one of those meals, I see.’
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Fidelity

Thu, 02 Apr 2026 17:20:23 -0700

"Holy doghouse, Batman! This looks like a pet cemetery—with all these statues of dogs on the graves!’
‘Not quite, Boy Wonder… you’re barking up the wrong tree.’
‘Gosh—then what is it?’
‘A mystery, Robin… and one worth uncovering.’
‘Doggone, Batman, I have a lot to learn.’
‘Don’t worry, old chum. This evening—after your hot milk and cookies—you can find out by tuning in to tonight’s broadcast of Enlarge Your Vocabulary!’ (dramatic music - and fade)
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The Union Buries Its Dead

Sat, 28 Mar 2026 18:53:24 -0700

Reading. For non-watermarked readings, contact: floydsvoice@gmail.com

Henry Archibald Hertzberg Lawson (17th June 1867 – 2nd September 1922) was an Australian writer and bush poet. Henry Lawson is often referred to as Australia’s greatest short story writer. He was also a master of the bush ballad.

The Union Buries Its Dead was first published in 1893.
In keenly observed style, Henry Lawson takes us to a moment in 19th-century Australian bush life.

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Gregorios

Sun, 01 Mar 2026 19:40:50 -0800

Meanwhile, at the headquarters of ‘We Get the Truth Inc’:

‘Chief, the algorithms are inconclusive. The lie detectors are baffled. We simply cannot be sure he’s telling the truth.’

A deathly silence fell across the room.

The Chief rose slowly. Steely-eyed. Stone-faced. Immovable.

In a low, determined voice, he said, ‘Send in the Gregorios Twins — Gregory and Gregoria.’

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Mellifluous

Sat, 21 Feb 2026 19:17:20 -0800

‘She has such a euphonious voice.’
‘What? Nonsense — she has magical dulcet tones.’
‘Blimey, next you’ll be telling me she has a sonorous voice.’
‘You’re all wrong. Her voice is like honey to the ear — smooth, sweet and impossible to resist. In a word: mellifluous!’
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Surveillance

Mon, 12 Jan 2026 00:13:37 -0800

'I’m off to town, love.'
'Take care — it’s rough downtown nowadays.'
'No need to worry, dear. Big Brother has me — and everyone else — under surveillance. They’re always watching out for us.'
'Oh, yes, I forgot, aren’t they wonderful?'
'hmm.'
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Bound for the Lord-Knows-Where

Tue, 30 Dec 2025 18:57:57 -0800

Reading
Henry Archibald Hertzberg Lawson (17th June 1867 – 2nd September 1922) was an Australian writer and bush poet. Henry Lawson is often referred to as Australia’s greatest short story writer. He was also a master of the bush ballad.

Note: A bush ballad is a traditional Australian narrative poem, written in plain language and rhythmic verse, reflecting hardship, humour, and character in rural bush life.

Bound for the Lord-Knows-Where was first published in 1906.
The bush ballad (poem) is about the restless spirit wandering into the unknown, chasing work, freedom, or a fresh start — wherever that road may lead. Destination: 'the Lord-knows-where.'
Note: The reading was recorded with a faint vinyl effect in the background.

Below is the opening verse of the ballad. If you’d like to follow along, or read the full poem, you’ll find it here: PoetryVerse website.

'Bound for the Lord-Knows-Where'
'Where are you going with your horse and bike,
And the townsfolk still at rest?
Where are you going, with your swag and pack,
And the night still in the West?
Your clothes are worn, and your cheques are gone,
But your eyes are free from care?”
“We’re bushmen down for a spree in town,
And we’re bound for the Lord-knows-where,
Old chap—we’re bound for the Lord-knows-where.”

Cupidity

Wed, 26 Nov 2025 22:32:21 -0800

'While Cupid sends arrows of love, watch out — cupidity can have a nasty sting!'
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Schadenfreude

Sat, 22 Nov 2025 23:38:30 -0800

Terry: By Jove, that was some email, Ken. I’m sure Sue will be moved.
Ken: You read my private email?
Terry: You accidentally sent it to the entire office staff.
Ken: No... I’m ruined!
Terry: Oh, dear, never mind, I'm sure things will pick up! (He said with an inner smile.)
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‘If—’

Wed, 19 Nov 2025 07:09:26 -0800

Reading
Rudyard Kipling (30th December 1865 –18th January 1936) was one of the most influential English writers of his time. In 1907 he received the Nobel Prize in Literature — the first English-language writer to earn it, and still the youngest person ever to do so.

Kipling’s If—, written in 1895 and published in 1910, is a poem of advice to someone coming of age, offering guidance on character, courage, and the making of an adult. He framed it as a father’s advice to a son entering young adulthood.
Note: The reading was recorded with a faint vinyl record effect in the background.
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Pulchritudinous.

Sun, 16 Nov 2025 08:10:05 -0800

Pulchritudinous. 'puhl·kruh·choo·duh·nuhs'

‘‘Did you hear Marie has opened a new flower shop?’
‘No, what’s it called?’
‘The Pulchritudinous Florist.’
‘Who, Marie or the flowers?’
‘Both.’
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We Called Him Ally for Short

Mon, 10 Nov 2025 10:25:28 -0800

Reading
Henry Archibald Hertzberg Lawson (17th June 1867 – 2nd September 1922) was an Australian writer and bush poet. Regarded as one of the best-known Australian poets and fiction writers of his time, he is often referred to as Australia's 'greatest short story writer.'

Problem with ghosts? Call Ally!
In Henry Lawson’s tale “We Called Him ‘Ally’ for Short”, a hillside fencer has a problem with a ghost — there’s only one solution: Alligator Desolation!
Note: The reading was recorded with a faint vinyl effect in the background.
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Loquacious / Loquacity / Loquaciousness

Mon, 10 Nov 2025 10:15:20 -0800

Even at a young age, Rosie was delightfully loquacious and engaging.
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Pugnacious

Tue, 28 Oct 2025 16:27:36 -0700

‘Henry, Mr and Mrs Pugnacious would like to come over at the weekend for a discussion.’
‘What? Quick, Martha — book the next flight to Coober Pedy! Surely we’ll be safe there?’

(When Mr and Mrs Pugnacious want to “have a word,” it’s time to make a run for the outback!)

Dubiety

Sun, 19 Oct 2025 20:01:14 -0700

“...only, it was that last strange look she gave me— I was struck with a flash of dubiety.”

Callow

Wed, 03 Sep 2025 23:34:16 -0700

'Since the report leaked a week ago, we’ve had no flights landing at our airport, Reggie… perhaps hiring callow fellows wasn’t the smartest move after all.'
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Garbist

Wed, 27 Aug 2025 20:33:41 -0700

‘Dolly, why so many tears?’
‘It’s Archibald. He’s always written the sweetest letters to me, but in this letter, he’s called me the Queen of Garbage! How could he?’
‘Let me see the letter.’
‘No, Dolly—he’s called you the Queen of Garbists... garbists.’
‘Garbist? I’ll give him “gabist” next time I see him!’

Porciloquent

Fri, 08 Aug 2025 23:38:39 -0700

'Pete's perfectly punctuated porciloquence left them all in awe! So much said in so few words!'
(Apologies for mother's interference!)
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Indefatigable

Thu, 07 Aug 2025 16:39:43 -0700

'His indefatigability left the indefatigable indefatigably exhausted; for never in the history of the indefatigable had such indefatigableness been witnessed!'

Note: You may struggle to find the noun: indefatigableness in most dictionaries. Why? They've deemed it obsolete—a tragic casualty of underuse.
'Shame on those dictionaries!'

Persiflage

Tue, 29 Jul 2025 00:07:28 -0700

‘I wouldn’t go in there if I were you.’
‘Oh? Why ever not?’
‘Your persiflage about her cooking hasn’t exactly gone down well with Aunt Martha.’
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Recalcitrant

Fri, 25 Jul 2025 01:10:03 -0700

Recalcitrant: adjective meaning 'stubbornly uncooperative'—much like your Wi-Fi when you need it most!

How does a word become a word?

Sun, 06 Jul 2025 21:57:55 -0700

It’s not as simple as saying it out loud—though that’s a start. In this episode, we trace the curious path from playful coinage to dictionary legitimacy. Along the way, we meet words that sneaked in, strutted in, or simply refused to go away.

Gossipient

Sun, 06 Jul 2025 21:57:41 -0700

Brand New Word Alert. You heard it here first!

Gossipient (First public use: 6 July 2025 – Enlarge Your Vocabulary, Episode 71)
gossipient (adj.) /ˈɡɒ.sɪ.pi.ənt/ ‘GOSS-ih-pee-ənt’
Actively inclined to spread gossip, often with great relish.
gossipient (noun) Someone who delights in gathering and spreading gossip.

"Clara is such a gossipient—she was on the phone to all the neighbours the minute Rosie was out the door!"

Pssst!
Why not become a true and proud gossipient—help it grow by using it, sharing it, and spreading it in emails, blogs, and social media? Let's see how far the word goes.
After all, gossipient only needs a few dedicated gossipients to flourish!

Expergefactor

Mon, 09 Jun 2025 22:37:01 -0700

"Hurry! It’s Fred – he’s been hit in the eye with an expergefactor!"
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Expergefaction

Mon, 09 Jun 2025 22:30:56 -0700

'He's beginning to see the light – he's having an expergefaction!' (Ready the chorus of angels!)
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Calvity

Wed, 28 May 2025 18:39:24 -0700

His calvity glistened in the early morning sun!
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Alacrity

Tue, 22 Apr 2025 17:40:10 -0700

Silva’s electric alacrity dispelled the team’s despondency!
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Abstemious

Thu, 03 Apr 2025 23:54:47 -0700

'Eric and Phyllis are coming to dinner tonight.' 'Oh goodie, more ice cream for us — I guess they’ll enjoy their spoonful of self-control!' (maniacal laughter!)
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How Do I Love Thee?

Fri, 28 Mar 2025 00:55:48 -0700

Reading
Elizabeth Barrett Browning (1806–1861) was a prominent English poet of the Victorian era, renowned for her eloquent and passionate poetry. Born in County Durham, she gained literary acclaim with her collection "Sonnets from the Portuguese," which expresses her deep love for fellow poet Robert Browning.
Note: The reading was recorded with a faint vinyl effect in the background.
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Sedulous

Mon, 24 Mar 2025 12:58:10 -0700

Julia’s little face lit up in loving delight as she hugged Teddy tightly — after Nana J’s sedulous efforts and her unwavering sedulity lovingly restored ‘Teddy’ back to life with every careful stitch!
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Egoism

Fri, 14 Feb 2025 02:26:06 -0800

‘Here comes Paul, but what on earth is that ginormous thing he has on a leash?’
‘Oh, that’s his best friend, his ego. He likes to take it for walkies each day!’
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Complaisant

Wed, 05 Feb 2025 19:36:30 -0800

‘Do you know Des?’ ‘Oh, sure! He’s gold — one of the more complacent people in the community.’ ‘Ah, I think you mean “complaisant” — he’s always eager and willing to help.’
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Tattler

Mon, 27 Jan 2025 22:47:32 -0800

‘Hey! Aunt Bea is on her way over, and she’s bringing bucketloads of sweets!’
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Mulga Bill's Bicycle

Mon, 13 Jan 2025 20:05:27 -0800

Reading
Andrew Barton 'Banjo' Paterson, CBE (17 February 1864 – 5 February 1941). Patterson wrote the poem in 1896. It was originally published on the 25 July 1896 edition of the Sydney Mail.

Mulga Bill's Bicycle tells the hilarious story of Mulga Bill, who thinks he's much better at cycling than he turns out to be.
Note: The reading was recorded with faint vinyl effect in the background.
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Lugubrious

Wed, 08 Jan 2025 23:34:06 -0800

'And the Oscar goes to ... (drumroll, please) ... Lenny the Lugubrious!'
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Dilatory

Sat, 04 Jan 2025 20:45:27 -0800

'Where's dilatory Dan?' 'Sleeping of course!'
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Juxtapose / Juxtaposition

Wed, 25 Dec 2024 15:16:40 -0800

‘Juxtapose or juxtaposition? Grab the popcorn; a showdown is a-comin’ to town!’
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Pluviophile

Tue, 24 Dec 2024 12:14:24 -0800

'Mum, granddad's outside splashing around in the rain again!' 'Oh, that old pluviophile!'
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Apricate

Tue, 17 Dec 2024 20:17:54 -0800

‘Henry, quick! Call Father Jones — the beach is full of people apricating in public like there’s no tomorrow!’
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Desiderium

Sat, 14 Dec 2024 21:24:28 -0800

'I'm fine; I'm just in a desiderium state of mind today!'
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Clancy of the Overflow

Fri, 13 Dec 2024 13:59:00 -0800

Reading
Andrew Barton 'Banjo' Paterson, CBE (17 February 1864 – 5 February 1941), was an Australian bush poet, journalist, and author widely considered one of Australia's greatest writers. He is noted for composing the internationally famous song "Waltzing Matilda."

Paterson wrote the poem from the perspective of a city dweller who once met Clancy, a shearer and drover, and now longs for Clancy's life. "Clancy of the Overflow" was first published in 1889 in The Bulletin, an Australian news magazine.
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A Dogs Tale

Wed, 11 Dec 2024 16:11:09 -0800

Reading
Mark Twain, born Samuel Langhorne Clemens on November 30, 1835, was a celebrated American writer and humorist, best known for "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" and "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn." He died on April 21, 1910.

A Dog's Tale is one sad doggy story, you may need to grab the tissues!
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The Man from Ironbark

Mon, 09 Dec 2024 20:35:01 -0800

"The Man from Ironbark" is a famous Australian poem by Banjo Paterson that tells the story of a bushman who visits Sydney and is the victim of a practical joke by a barber.
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Quotidian

Sun, 08 Dec 2024 20:44:30 -0800

'What's Nigel doing over there?' 'He's making his way through the quotidian!'
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Puck!

Sat, 23 Nov 2024 20:48:09 -0800

'He's a funny puck, isn't he?'
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The Book of Grotesque

Thu, 21 Nov 2024 10:40:01 -0800

Reading
Sherwood Anderson was an American author born on September 13, 1876, and died on March 8, 1941. He is best known for his influential work 'Winesburg, Ohio,' published in 1919, which explores the lives of residents in a fictional small town. In "The Book of Grotesque," Anderson introduces the concept of the "grotesque," depicting distorted and exaggerated aspects of human experience.
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Dulcarnon

Tue, 19 Nov 2024 12:40:32 -0800

'A dilemma or a dulcarnon? What’s the cuckoo got to do with it?'
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Flabbergasted

Tue, 19 Nov 2024 12:35:58 -0800

'Meet 'flabbergasted' - the ultimate reaction when you find out your cat secretly runs a successful online business!'
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Pogonophile

Sun, 17 Nov 2024 09:37:24 -0800

'Bill, the carefree pogonophile, takes great pleasure in proudly displaying his pogonotrophy for the world to admire!'
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Hunted Down by Charles Dickens

Fri, 15 Nov 2024 17:29:20 -0800

Reading
Charles John Huffam Dickens (1812-1870) was a writer and social critic who created some of the world's best-known fictional characters and is regarded as the greatest novelist of the Victorian era.

The Story
A mysterious man named Julius Slinkton enters the life of Mr. Sampson, the manager of a life assurance office. At first, Slinkton appears to be the perfect gentleman. However, as Sampson soon discovers, appearances can be deceiving.
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Love is the best -You know it is!

Fri, 15 Nov 2024 17:26:50 -0800

Reading
'Who doesn't want a bit more love?'
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Evelyn McHale & 'the most beautiful suicide'

Fri, 15 Nov 2024 17:23:02 -0800

Reading
Evelyn Francis McHale (September 20, 1923 – May 1, 1947) was an American book-keeper who jumped to her death from the 86th-floor observation deck of the Empire State Building. Robert Wiles, a photography student, took a picture of Evelyn where she lay on top of a crushed car. The photograph of the dead lady had a "beautiful" aesthetic quality and was republished around the world. The photograph led Time magazine to call it "the most beautiful suicide."
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Makes the World Kin by O. Henry

Fri, 15 Nov 2024 16:52:11 -0800

Reading
O. Henry, the pen name of William Sydney Porter, was an American short story writer known for his wit, wordplay, and twist endings. He was born on September 11, 1862. O. Henry’s stories often depicted the lives of everyday people in New York City and explored themes of love, sacrifice, and the ironies of life. He passed away on June 5, 1910, in New York City, leaving behind a legacy that has continued to influence short fiction.

The Story
A young thief attempts to rob a richer, older man, but soon realises that he has more in common with his victim than he originally thought.
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Bounteous-Hearted

Thu, 14 Nov 2024 13:49:31 -0800

'There goes Grantos, one rare diamond, a truly special individual indeed!'
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Overcoming Self-Doubt!

Sun, 10 Nov 2024 11:25:25 -0800

Self-doubt has a loud voice—here’s a way to silence it!
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Embracing Change

Mon, 28 Oct 2024 14:46:07 -0700

Change is a component of time, and since time is always changing, so is the world we live in!
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Fickle

Thu, 03 Oct 2024 19:29:59 -0700

'Blimey, they cancelled again? Well, one thing can be said about Freddy and the Fickle: they are consistent!'
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Jocund

Wed, 02 Oct 2024 23:33:57 -0700

'Who doesn't love to be in their company? They're such a jocund couple!'
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Growing Strong!

Wed, 02 Oct 2024 17:03:19 -0700

Grow strong from where you are!
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Rumination

Sun, 29 Sep 2024 20:35:28 -0700

'Nigel, your endless rumination will surely lead to your ruination!'
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Ninnyhammer

Fri, 27 Sep 2024 01:38:29 -0700

'Poor Carl, he's a right old ninnyhammer!'
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Zoophilist

Wed, 25 Sep 2024 00:18:42 -0700

'Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together, please, for Sir Reginald Fuzzyboots and his band, the Zoophilists!'
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Quockerwodger

Mon, 23 Sep 2024 18:48:27 -0700

'Did you hear the one about the politician they called the nodding marionette? Turns out, in the end, he was just another quockerwodger!'
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August

Mon, 23 Sep 2024 11:06:09 -0700

Jeremy sat in venerable silence, basking in the august elegance of the cathedral.
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Vesperal

Mon, 22 Jul 2024 22:40:42 -0700

'Shouldn't you be slowing down at your age?'
'Slow down? I’m in the vesperal period of my life, Sonny. Out of my way!'
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Tête-à-tête

Fri, 19 Jul 2024 20:36:35 -0700

Agatha found a handwritten note from Cyril in her bag: 'My darling, please rendezvous with me tonight at 7 p.m. Location: Our secluded amour. Before the dinner party, we must have a moment together, a romantic tête-à-tête.'
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The Gloaming

Thu, 11 Jul 2024 03:10:01 -0700

They often took hand in walks together in the gloaming of summer days.
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Solecism

Fri, 05 Jul 2024 20:51:23 -0700

As he reflected on his past, he was filled with a deep sense of solecism, recalling the missteps that now shaped his life.
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Lethologica

Tue, 25 Jun 2024 18:34:55 -0700

'Let's catch the... um, the thingy to go downtown!'
'The thingy?'
'Yes! You know, that thing with lots of seats, a big steering wheel, a driver—what's it called?'
'Do you mean a bus?'
'Isn't that what just I said?'
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Sapiophile

Wed, 08 May 2024 17:28:55 -0700

'Jan is always at the library.'
' Why?'
'She's looking for a sapiophile.'
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Afterclap

Sat, 04 May 2024 17:05:09 -0700

'Hey, watch out for the afterclap!'
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Manducate

Sat, 13 Apr 2024 13:41:27 -0700

'Cody, please, for the love of all things delicious, manducate, manducate!'
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Derring-do

Sat, 02 Mar 2024 17:08:45 -0800

'Nigel, come here, my bold swashbuckler of derring-do!'
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Ultracrepidarian

Fri, 12 Jan 2024 16:19:43 -0800

The monthly meeting of the Ultracrepidarian Society will be held tonight at 7.30 p.m.
Topic: Things We Know Nothing About.
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Droll

Mon, 27 Nov 2023 16:26:15 -0800

'And why is it, Henry, that scientists don't trust atoms?'
'Could it be that atoms tend to make up everything, sir?'
'Oh, very droll, Henry, very droll.'
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Churlish

Tue, 21 Nov 2023 15:34:12 -0800

'But they were so rude, so arrogant, so ... 'Churlish?'
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Inconspicuous

Thu, 16 Nov 2023 16:41:30 -0800

They thought slipping out through the window would be an inconspicuous way to leave—they were wrong!
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Conspicuous

Wed, 15 Nov 2023 20:10:38 -0800

'Everybody looks at him when he laughs.' 'You mean he's conspicuous by his booming laughter?'
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Freodful

Mon, 16 Oct 2023 16:54:16 -0700

Freodful is a magnificent creation from the nineteenth century, embodying a precious gemstone of meaning for our sophisticated society.
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Luculent

Mon, 16 Oct 2023 15:42:26 -0700

'She's so clear and easy to understand. Is she lucid, or is she luculent?'
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Jargon

Thu, 05 Oct 2023 17:32:19 -0700

'All that jargon - I can’t make sense of anything he's saying!'
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Truculent

Thu, 28 Sep 2023 00:39:12 -0700

'Run! Here comes Truculent Terry in his big red truck!'
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Eunoia

Fri, 15 Sep 2023 23:17:37 -0700

'Hey, I have an idea! Let’s all embrace the "eunoia" way of life!'
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Obloquy

Mon, 11 Sep 2023 08:36:17 -0700

'Oh, Obloquy! There must be another way!'
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Cockalorum

Mon, 11 Sep 2023 07:21:14 -0700

‘There is no “I” in team,’ the coach told his players.
‘But there is an “I” in the word “winner”,’ said the mighty cockalorum, beating his chest!
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Deportment

Fri, 08 Sep 2023 09:28:10 -0700

‘Deport him! Deport him!’ cried the crowd.
‘No! He only needs to change his deportment!’ said Mr D’Porter.
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Discombobulated

Mon, 04 Sep 2023 15:40:42 -0700

‘I might not know whether I am Martha or Arthur, but one thing I do know: I am thoroughly discombobulated!’
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Uglyography

Sun, 03 Sep 2023 16:34:01 -0700

'She must be a doctor.'
'Why do you say that?'
'Have you seen her handwriting?'
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Catchpenny

Thu, 31 Aug 2023 19:37:41 -0700

'Welcome to my home, filled with a thousand catchpennies.'
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Lanspresado

Tue, 29 Aug 2023 00:10:55 -0700

'Hey, where did those butterflies come from?' 'His wallet, I think!'
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Mumpsimus

Tue, 22 Aug 2023 19:51:47 -0700

'Why's that person always angry?'
'He's not angry; he's just an old mumpsimus!'
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