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Katie Price's husband FOUND, apparently

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 06:00:00 +0100

This week Lottie and Lulu break down how they would spend £400,000 if they happened to know how to embezzle. They talk about Donald Trump's 80th birthday celebrations - he'll be keeping it classy and hosting a UFC cage match on the White House Lawn. They run through all the latest on the search for Mr Katie Price (Lee Andrews) and discuss the 'feud' between Becky Hill and Jack Whitehall.

Episode 23: Where the hell is Katie Price's husband?

Thu, 21 May 2026 08:53:10 +0100

Lottie and Lulu talk about missing person Lee Andrews and reaffirm their loyalty to Katie Price. They also dissect Venezuela Fury’s wedding and discuss what their weddings would have looked like if they got married at 16. They ponder whether they would (allegedly) murder their fathers for €4.5 billion and Jacob Elordi getting caught pulling a sicky.

Episode 22: JP Morgan 'sex slave'

Thu, 07 May 2026 06:00:00 +0100

Lottie and Lulu talk about the Hantavirus outbreak on a cruise ship and offer their professional medical opinions to the Government of Tenerife and the cruise provider. They also get into the ‘sex slave’ accusations made against a JP Morgan employee by her former subordinate and wonder whether a woman would ever actually describe her boobs as ‘canons’ . Finally they ponder whether you should ever talk about giving or receiving oral sex on the internet à la Bryan Johnson and speculate about their vaginal microbiota.

Episode 21: Murder AND manslaughter

Thu, 30 Apr 2026 05:38:24 +0100

Lottie and Lulu discuss the behaviour of people at the White House correspondents' dinner, whether it’s ever OK to date your friend’s ex, (even if they’re Harry Styles) and King Charles’ squirrel fetish (allegedly). Lulu is ready to kill more animals while Lottie is ready to lay her life on the line for a crayfish she’s never met and Club Chalamet decides she’s had ENOUGH.

Episode 20: Inshallah Anne Hathaway

Thu, 23 Apr 2026 05:47:42 +0100

Lottie and Lulu discuss the latest updates (or lack thereof) from the Alix Earle vs Alex Cooper drama and ponder whether Anne Hathaway is allowed to say Inshallah? Lottie reveals she's a sex tourist whilst trying to out other sex tourists and the girls discuss Spain's greatest matador getting gored up the bum.

Episode 19: Alex vs Alix

Thu, 16 Apr 2026 06:00:00 +0100

Lottie and Lulu discuss all the drama going down between Alix Earle and Alex Cooper - whose side are you on? They critique Trump's AI artwork of himself as Jesus Christ, discuss whether it's OK to cull Pablo Escobar's hippos and run through the fun Coachella gossip from the first weekend. Apologies for Lulu's sound quality this week!

Episode 18: Gossip is good for you

Thu, 09 Apr 2026 06:12:35 +0100

Lottie tells Lulu about the Artemis II mission, Trump warmongering at an Easter Egg hunt and delves into the medicinal and scientific benefits of gossiping. The girls also discuss sleepmaxxing, compare sleep schedules and decide who is getting sleepmogged.

Episode 17: How many KitKats can you eat in a day?

Thu, 02 Apr 2026 06:39:53 +0100

Lottie & Lulu have a look at the life of Kristi Noem (Donald Trump's former head of homeland security) after her husband was found dressing up as a woman online. We run over the heists that happened in March, from KitKats to cheap paintings from an Italian museum. Who's the daddy? A woman who’s taken identical twins to court, still doesn’t know. And how many bananas is too many bananas?

Episode 16: Interrailing capybaras

Thu, 26 Mar 2026 05:00:00 +0000

After weeks of begging Lulu is finally allowed to talk to Lottie about The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and its star, Taylor Frankie Paul. They discuss Chappell Roan's hatred of children and of people in general, the latest memoir scandal to hit the US and the Great Escape of two capybaras.

A heads up: this episode contains discussions of domestic violence and sexual assault.

Episode 15: Curse of the hypno-boob

Thu, 19 Mar 2026 06:27:41 +0000

Lottie and Lulu talk about Timothée Chalamet's Oscars loss and how his biggest fan (Club Chalamet) is dealing with it. Will Green Party leader Zack Polanski ever get over his hypno-boob scandal? Would you stay friends with someone after they gave you botulism? And babies are LIARS - and now there's proof.

Episode 14: When Donald Trump gets a rash, the whole world itches

Thu, 05 Mar 2026 06:16:42 +0000

Lottie and Lulu discuss whether Jim Carey is being possessed by an alien life force and Donald Trump’s neck rash. Are Tom Holland and Zendaya actually married, Lily Allen's first show back and Cruz Beckham’s (lack of) knowledge of the British Isles.

Episode 13: Protect Punch the monkey

Thu, 26 Feb 2026 07:02:00 +0000

Lottie and Lulu talk about the monkey who’s stolen hearts across the world, the Reese’s Pieces nepo baby trying to protect his family legacy and the woman who spent seven years getting revenge on a cult celebrity Pilates studio - attended by Meghan, Duchess of Sussex and Victoria Beckham.

Episode 12: Kim Jong Un, Girl Dad

Thu, 19 Feb 2026 09:37:39 +0000

Lottie and Lulu become film critics after watching Wuthering Heights despite knowing nothing about cinema and only one of them having read the book. They also talk about Kim Jong Un spoiling his tween daughter like any good Girl Dad should and we ponder the enormousness of the universe thanks to Barack Obama.

Episode 11: Evil ice dancers

Thu, 12 Feb 2026 08:55:23 +0000

Lottie and Lulu talk Wuthering Heights and if we’re being affair baited by Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi. Cheating, penis injections and bullying accusations at the Winter Olympics. We run through the list of questions that crop up when a man sticks a WW1 bomb up his bum and are Kim Kardashian and Lewis Hamilton the real deal?

Episode 10: Who is Ben Affleck?

Thu, 05 Feb 2026 06:54:18 +0000

Lottie and Lulu discuss some of the more salacious revelations from the latest dump of Epstein files, from STDs to whether it’s appropriate to talk about your child’s sex life with a sex offender. They remind themselves of Bennifer’s relationship timeline after they were spotted holding hands and they ask if AI can really be your boyfriend if you can’t snog it.

Episode 9: Team Katie Price

Thu, 29 Jan 2026 08:44:48 +0000

Lottie and Lulu discuss Katie Price’s fourth marriage to a man who loves Facetune, the Fab Five fallout post Queer Eye and all the drama at the ‘zoo’ also known as the Australian Open.

Episode 8: DJ Fat Tony, release the tapes

Thu, 22 Jan 2026 19:19:00 +0000

Lottie and Lulu weigh in on the transatlantic issue of our time: BECKSIT. Whose side are you on?! They also cover everyone’s favourite gay hockey show, Heated Rivalry and Pandorogate, the perfect millennial tale of hubris.

Episode 7: Keeping up with the Kootcha-Kunises

Thu, 15 Jan 2026 15:57:22 +0000

Lottie and Lulu discuss Greg Wallace's apology, which is personal for them as future 'middle class women of a certain age', and ask: Who the hell is Vas J Morgan? Plz can someone let them know. They get into Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher's red carpet return after their cancellation and they pay an Etsy Witch to cast some spells.

Episode 6: Lizzie McGuire vs Sharpay Evans

Thu, 08 Jan 2026 10:31:56 +0000

Lottie and Lulu consider if Club Chalamet should have a restraining order, whether Ashley Tisdale deserved to be kicked out her mum group and the latest on the fake medal man.

Episode 5: 2025 Recap

Fri, 02 Jan 2026 11:26:22 +0000

Lottie and Lulu run through their favourite things from 2025 month by month. Remember when TikTok got banned in the US for 3 days? What about Drake suing Kendrick? Lauren Sanchez Bezos went to space and got married to a billionaire this year, what did YOU do?

All that and much more on this week's episode.

Episode 4: Timmy get doon

Wed, 24 Dec 2025 09:44:55 +0000

Lottie and Lulu discuss how much they would need to be paid to let Anthony Joshua punch them, Erika Kirk’s appearances at Americafest, whose side they are on in the Beckham Family Feud and Timothée Chalamet’s appearance on top of The Sphere (which is round)

Episode 3: Piss on the world, hell

Thu, 18 Dec 2025 07:28:38 +0000

Lottie and Lulu ponder whether Erika Kirk is possessed, why millennial optimism is having a comeback, Melania Trump’s well-documented hatred of the holiday season and Timothée Chalamet’s campaign to win an Oscar.

Episode 2: Difficult second episode

Thu, 11 Dec 2025 19:39:06 +0000

Lottie & Lulu discuss Olivia Nuzzi parting ways with Vanity Fair, what a generation of only children might look like and Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau making it insta official.

Episode 1: I am a river, you are my canyon

Thu, 04 Dec 2025 10:30:57 +0000

Lottie & Lulu cover JFK Jr's poems, their options for cryogenic freezing, Aussie teens losing TikTok and the word of the year.