Dropping Loads

Dropping Loads Episode 300: Until Next Time

Sun, 15 Nov 2020 11:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Milky and Pouch ask their friends and collaborators to send in out-of-context audioclips and spend nearly three hours commenting and busting chops. With lots of laughter, they sign off, thanking everyone for their love and support.

Pouch here. Unfortunately, the pandemic disrupted plans for what likely would have been a great farewell episode, but we still had fun and that's all that matters. Thank you to everyone who listened and supported us over the years. Huge thanks for anyone who has ever been on the podcast or collaborated with us on projects. And special thanks to all the Semi-Permanents for helping us move forward. We love you all. Until next time, guys. Intro/Outro: El Henno - Metal Ness Riff 2.

Dropping Loads Episode 299: Dyslectic

Sun, 25 Oct 2020 11:00:00 -0500

In this episode, SPJ bids farewell by continuing to look up porn games on Steam. Milky defends his love for FIFA 21. SPJ complains about the state of the White man.

Pouch here. Here we are, SPJ's final episode. After 299 episodes, SPJ has been a part of the majority of them, since episode 1 and was the first Semi-Permanent to join the podcast. A big thanks to SPJ for joining us for so long and a big thanks to all of you who enjoyed him. Intro/outro: The Bee Gees - Too Much Heaven.

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Dropping Loads Episode 298: Filipino Pu$$*es are Soft

Sun, 11 Oct 2020 11:00:00 -0500

In this episode, the legendary El Henno finally makes his long-anticipated appearance to help DLP jump the shark. The guys discuss music, mental health, and correct cowboy attire. Henno helps settle the debate regarding the rules of a threesome.

Pouch here. We got him, guys. Henno has been a massive supporter and friend of the podcast for years. It took a few tries, but we finally manage to make it work. We had a blast just shooting the shit. We hope you enjoy it as much as we did. Intro/outro: El Henno - Love Like We Do.

You can find Henno on Twitter, his SoundCloud, Moving the Needle podcast, and The Crazy Life podcast.

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Dropping Loads Episode 297: Fatstyle Change

Sun, 27 Sep 2020 11:00:00 -0500

In this episode, ODG returns to talk about all the positive changes he's made in his life since quarantine began. He also auditions for the roles of Batman and the Joker to the hottest casting directors in town, Milky and Pouch.

Pouch here. In case you hadn't yet realized, we're trying to get some of our regulars on for their own farewell podcast. ODG hadn't been on in a fairly long time, so it was time for him to let everybody know what he's been up to. Intro/outro: Ozzy Osbourne - Scary Little Green Men.

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Dropping Loads Episode 296: Gang Gang

Sun, 13 Sep 2020 11:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Benjamin Ashford Sandal makes his triumphant return to complain about all things DC. Milky is amazed by Brian Michael Bendis' transformation.

Pouch here. It seems Gad was inching to bitch about comic books, because that's about 95% of the podcast today. We had fun. Hopefully, you enjoy all the comic book talk too. Intro/outro: Marilyn Manson - Infinite Darkness.

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Dropping Loads Episode 295: One Hour of Foreplay

Sun, 30 Aug 2020 11:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Metal Ness returns to provide an inspirational update on his goal to a healthier Ness. Milky and Pouch make a big announcement about the future of the podcast.

Pouch here. We had a lot to catch up on with Ness and all things considered, it's pretty important that you know how he's doing now. Intro/outro: Gloryhammer - The Land of Unicorns. Check out Metal Ness' ceviche Instagram here.

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Dropping Loads Episode 294: Back Balls

Sun, 16 Aug 2020 11:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Lionheart has returned to express his displeasure with toxic gamers, Rob Zombie, and Kid Rock. Pouch comes to terms with how much he dislikes Bill Cosby.

Pouch here. Been missing a lot of our Semi-Perms, so we brought back Lionheart. It hasn't been nearly as long as Paco, but still long enough. Word of caution: lots of snowflake talk. Intro/outro: Kid Rock - Cowboy.

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Dropping Loads Episode 293: Wild Man

Sun, 02 Aug 2020 11:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Paco returns and was not prepared to provide any Wise Words of Swag. Milky declares that his favorite cryptid is SPJ.

Pouch here. Yep, we finally get Paco back on. As you can see, we were pretty rusty. While not the scariest episode, I feel like it was still pretty funny. Intro/outro: Marilyn Manson - We are Chaos.

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Dropping Loads Episode 292: I Love the Power Glove

Sun, 19 Jul 2020 11:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Milky and Pouch are left without a Semi-Permanent to carry them. Milky defends his place of work and Pouch extols the Fred Savage masterpiece, The Wizard.

Pouch here. Left up a creek without a paddle, Milky and Pouch have to soldier on without an SP to help them. Scrambling to find topics, we, of course, start to get cerebral with politics once more. Hopefully, it's still entertaining. Intro/outro: Real Life - Send Me an Angel '89

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Dropping Loads Episode 291: There is No Vanilla

Sun, 05 Jul 2020 11:00:00 -0500

In this episode, the boys get tested for the 'rona and describe their experiences with a cotton swab up their nostrils. The boys discover new ways to fight white supremacy.

Pouch here. Still getting used to the new editing software. Those fade ins/outs are really awkward, but it's requires too much to get just right. The software I'm using just isn't as intuitive as my previous one, so it still takes some getting used to. Intro/outro: Nekrogoblikon - Chop Suey!

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Dropping Loads Episode 290: Cannolionize the Moon

Sun, 14 Jun 2020 11:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Milky's favorite restaurant betrays him again, while SPJ reminisces on a past thicc Asian girl.

Pouch here. Been using a new audio editing software and I think I've finally gotten the hang out of it. Last episode was my first time using it and it felt so choppy and shitty. This time around, I'm much happier because it feels far more fluid and it was way faster to finish. Let me know what you think. Intro/outro: Steppenwolf - Born to the Wild.

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Dropping Loads Episode 289: [Unintelligible]

Sun, 31 May 2020 11:00:00 -0500

In this episode, SPJ and Milky discover that the person who wrote the captions to Dead Heist didn't understand the actors. SPJ surprises Pouch with a double feature Semi-Plot.

Pouch here. With how little life has been moving these days, we decided to start going bi-weekly again just so we have things to talk about. In the end, however, SPJ proves himself an outlaw by blindsiding Pouch with two movies to review. Intro/outro: Alestorm - Pirate Metal Drinking Crew.

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Dropping Loads Episode 288: Mangry

Sun, 17 May 2020 11:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Milky takes up an instrument under quarantine. SPJ faces death a few times while out in the wild. Pouch refuses to engage in a prank, bro.

Pouch here. Sorry, guys. Not exactly sure what happened to my mic this time around. No settings were changes, so I wasn't expecting to sound like that, but I didn't have a chance to text anything out for reasons explained in this episode. Intro/outro: The White Stripes - Seven Nation Army.

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Dropping Loads Episode 287: Prostitution Pen!s

Sun, 03 May 2020 11:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Pouch reveals that someone may have a crush on Milky. SPJ and Milky discover that Pouch may be infected with 15G.

Pouch here. We definitely are running out of things to talk about weekly... now that we're not really doing anything. If you have something to talk about, let us know. Please. We'll take anything. Intro/outro: Markkeyz - Coronavirus (Feat. Cardi B).

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Dropping Loads Episode 286: How to be a Space Drug Dealer

Sun, 26 Apr 2020 11:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Milky and Pouch coincidentally both have an automobile accident on the same day. SPJ defends his honor against those accusing him of watching anime.

Pouch here. Forgive us, the audio on this episode is worse than last time. For some odd reason, the connection was so faulty and Milky and SPJ were constantly cutting in and out. We'll keep trying using different clients to see if we can find the right one. Intro/outro: Alestorm - Tortuga (feat. Captain Yarrface).

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Dropping Loads Episode 285: D!ck-Shaped Chicken Nugget

Sun, 19 Apr 2020 11:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Pouch makes chicken nuggets at home. Milky expresses his hatred for amusement park turkey legs and expresses his love for the movie Pumpkin.

Pouch here. SPJ couldn't make it to continue the COVID Chronicles with us, so Milky and I soldier on using a new software instead. Be aware that this is the first time that Milky has ever called in to record a podcast, so the connection is a little spotty. Hopefully, you’ll still enjoy it. Intro/outro - Ozzy Osbourne - Today is the End.

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Dropping Loads Episode 284: Snackadactyl

Sun, 12 Apr 2020 11:00:00 -0500

In this episode, SPJ peruses Steam's exhaustive library of pornographic video games. Milky's quarantine life consists of working and eating.

Pouch here. It took a quarantine and a pandemic to get us back on a regular schedule again, but it's definitely needed in all the uncertain uncertainties of this uncertain time. It's just something, at least for me, to look forward to these days. Hope you guys are staying safe. Intro/outro: Course of Empire - Infected.

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Dropping Loads Episode 283: Randomizer

Sun, 05 Apr 2020 11:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Milky returns to talk about his life in quarantine and debunk exaggerated claims of SPJ's illicit activities. Pouch spoils Tiger King.

Pouch here. The boys are definitely back in town and we awkwardly trudge through COVID-19 podcast 2. Since we're so used to seeing each other regularly and speaking in person to podcast, it definitely takes some getting used to to have to do this virtually. But the show must go on. Intro/Outro - Autistic Boys Money Clan - Four Horsemen.

Get a Load of This

Woman’s Bladder is a fucking Brewery

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Dropping Loads Episode 282: SPJ is an Outlaw

Sun, 29 Mar 2020 11:00:00 -0500

In this quarantined episode, SPJ and Pouch catch up on their activities in isolation. SPJ has become an outlaw after moving into Milky Way Studios. Pouch is not adjusting well to working from home.

Pouch here. Yes, I'm finally freed SPJ. I was so desperate for social interaction, I figured might as well record it to let the 2 of you out there who are still listening that we are still alive. Spoiler Alert: We are alive. Mick Gordon - BFG-10000.

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Dropping Loads Epiosde 281: Rambling Pouch

Sun, 01 Mar 2020 11:00:00 -0500

In this solo episode, Pouch unleashes another auditory virus to infect your ears. Pouch discusses a road trip he took to watch Jay and Silent Bob Reboot with a bunch of Kevin Smith fans. On the way, he listens to Ozzy's new album, Ordinary Man. Something you didn't ask for or deserve.

Pouch here. Again, apologies. We're definitely still in flux. Being that I had something to actually talk about this time, I figured it was time to throw out another solo episode to melt your ears... in the bad way. Intro/outro: Ozzy Osbourne - Ordinary Man featuring Elton John.

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Dropping Loads Episode 280: Smoke Weed and Look at the Stars

Sun, 16 Feb 2020 11:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Metal Ness returns to update us on his journey to a longer, healthier life. Milky reveals who he can tolerate more between a French person and a Brazillian person.

Pouch here. With Ness in Miami for just a few weeks, we had to get him into the studio once before he heads back. Get ready, folks. This is an incredibly political episode and while I don't necessarily agree with their opinions, DLP will continue to remain uncensored and not give a fuck about being offensive. Intro/outro: The HU - Yuve Yuve Yu.

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Dropping Loads Episode 279: I'm Out

Sun, 26 Jan 2020 11:00:00 -0500

In this episode, the boys welcome back Benjamin Ashford Sandal who provides an update on his new life in Texas. Milky pitches a new Bumfights reboot.

Pouch here. Gad was in town and was glad to come back onto the podcast to catch up with us. We learn about his new life in Texas, letting you guys know what he's been up to over the last couple of years. Then, the shit hits the fan when Gad suggests something that gave Milky new life. Intro/Outro: God Blessed Texas - Little Texas.

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Dropping Loads Episode 278: Urethra Franklin

Sun, 12 Jan 2020 11:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Lionheart reminsces about his days as a young punk as the boys look over their old myspace profiles. Milky doesn't like people to slander Johnny Knoxville.

Pouch here. Apologies, we try not to use our TV set up very often because we end up just staring at IMDB lists and photos, which doesn't do well for the aural experience. But that New Mutants trailer was definitely worth busting out the HDMI cord. Intro/Outro: Minutemen - Corona.

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Dropping Loads Episode 277: New Year, New Pouch. Who Dis?

Sun, 05 Jan 2020 11:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Pouch takes the reins and reflects upon a year of stagnation. A cultured man of taste, Pouch reviews the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory musical stage play and Cats the movie.

Pouch here. Happy New Year! You got a break from us during the holidays and I figured a solo episode would certainly ruin things for you, so I strategically waited until after all the festivities ended in order to unleash another solo episode. It's mostly bitching. Intro/Outro: Gene Wilder - Pure Imagination.

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Dropping Loads Episode 276: Gheysecs Legends

Sun, 29 Dec 2019 11:00:00 -0500

In this episode, SPJ expresses his joy in triggering Pouch with Harry Potter nonsense. Milky discovers his favorite game title. Pouch accuses SPJ of constantly calling out every attempt at inclusivity pandering.

Pouch here. After a short holiday, we grabbed SPJ for a lengthy chat about movies and pandering. A word caution, you might be triggered. Intro/Outro: Jennifer Hudson - Memories.

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Dropping Loads Episode 275: Are You Still Metal?

Sun, 08 Dec 2019 11:00:00 -0500

In this episode, after an extended hiatus, Metal Ness returns to explain how he faced down adversity and managed to kick its ass. Pouch dares to question his metalness. Milky believes Jews don't like Christmas.

Pouch here. After a really long sabbatical due to health and personal issues, Ness is back and he gets pretty damn real about the struggle he's dealt with and how he's managed to overcome. Get ready for a fairly inspirational podcast, folks. Intro/outro: Rob Halford - Deck the Halls

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Dropping Loads Episode 274: Grateful Pouch

Sun, 01 Dec 2019 11:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Pouch babbles incoherently about his experience as a Best Man at a wedding. In the spirit of Thanksgiving, Pouch expresses his gratitude.

Pouch here. In my last solo episode, I talked about a wedding I attended. Well, there was a lot more into it that I didn't talk about as I wasn't sure if I had permission. After getting the go-ahead, I can finally expound upon what happened. I can't seem to follow one fucking story thread, but branching off into something else. Apologies. Intro/outro: Bruce Springsteen - Blood Brothers (Alternate Version).

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Dropping Loads Episode 273: We're Gonna Get Edgy Now

Sun, 24 Nov 2019 11:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Pouch and Milky have an intense, spoiler-filled discussion about Joker. SPJ believes Valentine's Day in 2020 will mark the end of love.

Pouch here. This episode feels like we had nothing to talk about, but it's clear that nothing lasted way longer than an hour. Hope you enjoy anyway. Intro/Outro: Creed - Higher.

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Dropping Loads Episode 272: Pound for Pound

Sun, 17 Nov 2019 11:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Pouch discovers that Elder enjoys pretty much every movie ever. Milky would like you to believe that he doesn't hate any movies.

Pouch here. The Elder is back and he basically fascinates me. He's a bit of a weird cat, but extremely entertaining. I hope you think so too. Intro/outro: Dead Kennedys - Holiday in Cambodia.

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Dropping Loads Episode 271: Woop Woop

Sun, 10 Nov 2019 11:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Lionheart is mesmerized by a Juggalo stuntman. Milky is traumatized by a certain kiss. Pouch reveals an interesting secret.

Pouch here. Yes, I believe what I said in this episode happened. I think one day, I was just curious and gave it a try. I honestly don't think it's that weird. At the very least, it made for an entertaining episode. Intro/outro: Kanye West - Through the Wire.

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Dropping Loads Episode 270: Spooky Halloween Things - Halloween Special

Thu, 31 Oct 2019 11:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Paco expresses a major regret in her life. Milky plays thunderclap DJ for our annual Halloween special in which we discuss spooky Halloween things.

Pouch here. After counting live on the podcast, i think I've finally managed to determine exactly which Halloween special we're on. Help us celebrate our 7th annual Halloween special. And I was still wrong. I went back and checked. I was right the first time! Intro/outro: Overkill - Hello from the Gutter.

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Dropping Loads Episode 269: Too Much Pouch

Sun, 27 Oct 2019 11:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Pouch further pollutes the airwaves with another solo episode. He attempts to describes the majesty of Salt Lake City, Utah. The comic book fanboy in him comes out to review Joker.

Pouch here. As explained in my longwinded intro, this episode was meant to prevent yet another skip week. However, it's another solo episode. So, is it really worth it? Intro/outro: Ray Charles - America The Beautiful.

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Dropping Loads Episode 268: Bionic Genitals

Sun, 20 Oct 2019 11:00:00 -0500

In this episode, SPJ desperately wants Pouch to convert to bionic body parts. Milky needs to abuse the on-demand erections of La Bombita. SPJ extols Jay and Silent Bob Reboot.

Pouch here. A bit long overdue, but be sure to reach out to Metal Ness and Henno and send them your well-wishes. In the meantime, we're all gushing about Jay and Silent Bob Reboot. Intro/outro: Morris Day and the Time - Jungle Love (from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)

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Dropping Loads Episode 267: Okay... Last One

Sun, 06 Oct 2019 11:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Lionhearts shows off his encyclopedic knowledge of professional wrestlers' personal lives. Pouch is Funaki's #1 fan. Milky doesn't know when to stop.

Pouch here. I'm not sure how it happened, but this episode got way too niche. Pretty much only people who followed professional wrestling from the 80s onward will have any idea what we're talking about. Intro/outro: Jim Johnston - AssMan.

Get a Load of This

Little Girl Got Adopted, Might Actually be Fucking 22 with Dwarfism

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Dropping Loads Episode 266: I'm Not Scared of No Ghost

Sun, 22 Sep 2019 11:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Milky and Pouch carry on once more without a Semi-Permanent. Milky defends his best friend, Ming Chen. Pouch attends a Bachelor party in what he thinks is a haunted cabin in the woods.

Pouch here. Once again, someone cancelled last minute and we decided to record anyway. I'm curious as to what you guys think of the SP-less episodes. Is it something continuing? Intro/outro: Jin - Learn Chinese featuring Wyclef Jean.

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Dropping Loads Episode 265: Texas People Be Dry

Sun, 15 Sep 2019 18:42:42 -0500

In this episode, Paco insists that the residents of San Antonio have a vendetta against her. Milky and Pouch discover electric scooters, much to Paco's chagrin.

Pouch here. Apologies for the sporadic absences. Most of us have been travelling or just overall, really busy. It's prevented us from recording and in my case, edit. It's a busy time of the year for us at the moment, so I know for a fact that we'll definitely be cutting a few weeks before the year ends. I'll try to throw up a solo episode from time to time to fill the void in your heart. Intro/outro: Benjamin Wallfisch - Time to Float.

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Dropping Loads Episode 264: Massive Meat Mana

Sun, 25 Aug 2019 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, ODG is enamored with New York style pizza and Will Smith movies. Pouch reminisces on his time at Blockbuster. Milky reveals just how much of a Spider-Man fanboy he is.

Pouch here. After the wild success of the ODG Show, ODG once again descends his ivory tower to mingle with the plebeians. We get into quite a long discussion about Will Smith and The Rock that was unexpected. Intro/outro: The Ramones - Spider-Man Theme

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Dropping Loads Episode 263: All of Pouch

Sun, 18 Aug 2019 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, a solitary Pouch makes an attempt at content by providing inferior versions of Semi-Plot and Metal Ness. Pouch rambles on about Quentin Tarantino's Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and Slipknot's We are Not Your Kind.

Pouch here, as you'd expect. Rather than leave you without an episode for 2 weeks, I've decicded to plague you with another Simply Pouch episode. No, I really didn't have fuck-all to talk about. Enjoy! Intro/outro: Slipknot - Unsainted.

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Dropping Loads Episode 262: Sharknegro

Sun, 04 Aug 2019 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, SPJ investigates the anime surrounding Soulja Boy. Milky wants to know what SPJ's favorite animes are. Pouch respects the hustle. The boys marvel at the greatest crossover ever.

Pouch here. Apparently, both SPJ and Milky came in with an agenda and I was just there, caught by surprise. If you know more about he anime unfolding around Soulja Boy, let us know. Intro/outro: Soulja Boy - Anime.

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Dropping Loads Episode 261: Beware the Leprechauns

Sun, 28 Jul 2019 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, The Elder reveals his irrational fear of leprechauns. Milky and Pouch discover that The Elder leads the street team for a Florida-exclusive Hip Hop band. Milky reveals his irrational fear of dwarves.

Pouch here. Yep, we brought back The Elder. He makes us laugh. I'm hoping that we get more stories of his past. Intro/outro: Hurricane Party - LIVN

Get a Load of This

Guy Modifies his Body to Look like a Fucking Parrot

Popping Loads

John Carpenter, Anthony Burch to write the Joker: Year of the Villain

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Dropping Loads Episode 260: Is that Gay?!

Sun, 21 Jul 2019 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, after a cancellation, Milky and Pouch continue forward without a Semi-Permanent. Milky loves Japanese people. Pouch's dad is afraid that Pouch is gay.

Pouch here. So one of my friends cancelled and nobody else was available. So you guys are stuck with just Milky and me. It's fairly quiet episode until I start impersonating my homophobic father. Intro/outro: Kiss - Love Gun.

Get a Load of This

Woman’s Car Gets Stolen, Woman Stalks Thieves and Steals back her fucking Car

Heavy Metal Knitting. What the fuck?

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Dropping Loads Episode 259: Sex and Suicide

Sun, 07 Jul 2019 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Paco declares that she likely would not like to have sex with herself from another dimension. Milky explains his rules for various sex scenarios. Pouch does not understand those rules.

Pouch here. It definitely was a bit tough getting Paco back on, but it was worth the wait. I think this was a pretty funny episode and I really hope you agree. This one is for you, Saul. Intro/outro: C7osure (You Like) - Lil Nas X.

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Dropping Loads Episode 258: Back Pu$$y

Sun, 30 Jun 2019 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, the boys discuss the various ailments they've suffered. Milky reveals the one catalyst that would make him leave his life behind. Ness suggests a local Miami metal band.

Pouch here. In the zero hour, Ness jumped in when someone else cancelled and for the better, because we ended up with a banger! Hope you enjoyed it as much we did recording it. Intro/outro: Midnight Spell - Between the Eyes

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Dropping Loads Episode 257: Heathen Brethrens

Sun, 23 Jun 2019 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, SPJ expresses his admiration for Vic Mignogna and his hatred of Final Fantasy VII. Pouch is fascinated by Halle Berry's dick-eating dogs. Milky is upset that Pouch doesn't see find Keanu attractive. SPJ reviews John Thicc.

Pouch here. After that dreadful episode last week, I'm glad that we can make up for it this week with SPJ and halfway decent - and funny - conversations. Hopefully, you agree. I know I had fun. Intro/outro: Mick Gordon - Cyberdemon

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Dropping Loads Episode 256: Dad D!ck Energy

Sun, 16 Jun 2019 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Lionheart returns to educate the masses on the grand power of the dad dick. Pouch discovers Lionheart's repugnant feet.

Pouch here. This was an insanely aimless episode that just proved to me that some episodes do need agendas. So, you'll see more preparedness in the future. Promise. Intro/outro: Led Zeppelin - Battle of Evermore.

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Dropping Loads Episode 255: Retro Wave Ness

Sun, 02 Jun 2019 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Ness returns from another trip to Nicaragua in which he discovers a truth about altitude. Milky recalls the moment when he realized that he shouldn't go out of his way to help people. The boys talk extensively about Pokemon: Detective Pikachu. Beware of spoilers.

Pouch here. Ness returned after yet another absence, but he always has good reason. Lots of stuff to talk about and get caught up on and sometimes, there just isn't enough time for all of it. Intro/outro: Staind - It's Been Awhile.

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Dropping Loads Episode 254: Simply Pouch Returns

Sun, 26 May 2019 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Pouch eats crow and infects the world with another solo episode. He provides an unnecessary and longwinded update regarding the recent absence. And then, he repeats it again and again.

Pouch here. I didn't think this would ever happen, but here it is. Over 50 episodes later, I finally bring back Simply Pouch. As I say at least 4 times in the episode, I'm just punishing myself and apparently, the Internet too. Hopefully, it's not too bad. Intro/outro: Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Heart

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Dropping Loads Episode 253: Cl!tbait

Sun, 12 May 2019 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Paco returns to express grief over the delay of Yuri on Ice season 2. Milky continues his war on homeless people. Pouch shows off another Paco impression.

Pouch here. This episode was a bit of a mess for a few reasons, for which I don't want to get into. Hopefully, I tightened it well enough for a seamless, entertaining experience. And at the very least, Milky and I got to tease a very hormonal Paco. Intro/outro: 2Pac - Brenda's Got a Baby.

Get a Load of This

Man Sues his Parents After they Destroy his Fucking Porn Collection

Paco's Tacos

A homeless man reported a dead body by carrying the skull into a Florida Publix and using it as a puppet

Texas girl, 17, stabs newborn to death minutes after giving birth, police say

Serial Killer of the Day: Cody Legebokoff: The Country Boy Killer

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 252: Knackles & Sanic

Sun, 05 May 2019 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, SPJ is prophesizing the endtimes to coincide with the release of a video game film adaptation. Milky looks for new moneymaking ventures.

Pouch here. Though I tried to actually have some semblance of an agenda, it seems SPJ just wasn't having it this episode. Hopefully, we'll get to a proper discussion on Avengers: Endgame in the future. Enjoy our in-depth shitting of Sonic. Intro/outro: Zebrahead - His World.

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Dropping Loads Episode 251: Fat Swole

Sun, 28 Apr 2019 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, ODG returns to discuss "Shazam!" and an ongoing conspiracy between strippers and their smelly patrons. Milky reminsces on the many wagers he made with God in his childhood.

Pouch here. ODG graced us with his presence after an extended absence, so this was a fun one to record. Be aware that my mic did cut out for a brief moment, but we got it back on. It only lasted about 5-10 minutes, but you do hear me. The quality just wasn't so great. Intro/outro: Cyndi Lauper - Time After Time.

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Dropping Loads Episode 250: Chicken in a Chokehold

Sun, 21 Apr 2019 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Ryan Beagley, host of Green Up Podcast and Lucky to be Dad Podcast, usurps control of the 250th episode of Dropping Loads. He takes Milky, Pouch, Ness, and SPJ on a journey through earnest reflection, games, and several dick & fart jokes, despite some obstacles set forth by SPJ. Milky issues a challenge to the chickens of the world. Ness is fascinated by an uncomfortable type of discharge. Pouch suffers his most humiliating defeat ever.

Pouch here. This is it, guys. Our 250th episode. It's cliche to say, but we honestly never thought we'd get to this point. It's mostly because we never look too far into the future. Enjoy this extremely fun episode hosted by the one and only Ryan Beagley. Huge thanks to Ryan for coming in clutch and helping us ring in this landmark episode. Intro/Outro: El Henno - Metal Ness Riff 2.

Check Ryan out on his two podcasts:

Lucky to be Dad Podcast

@luckytobedad

Green Up Podcast

@greenuppodcast

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 249: Cheeseless in Seattle

Sun, 14 Apr 2019 09:54:54 -0500

In this episode, Milky is the meat in a Semi-Permanent sandwich. SPJ reveals his greatest fear. Paco has a frightening experience.

Pouch here. Had a really bad episode of depression, which caused us to skip last week and my absence this week. Sorry, guys. I should be ready to go soon. However, SPJ and Paco kept Milky company. Intro/Outro: Lil Nas X - Old Country Road (Remix Featuring Billy Ray Cyrus)

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Dropping Loads Episode 248: Gathering of the Gigolos

Sun, 31 Mar 2019 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Milky and Pouch discover Lionheart's secret love for Jean-Claude Van Damme. Lionheart shows off his mustache. Milky fantasizes about attending the Gathering of the Juggalos.

Pouch here. These days, since we've managed to fill entire episodes without agendas, I figure that it's best to just start using going without an agenda. How do you think it came out? Let me know. Intro/outro: Crazy Town - Butterfly

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Dropping Loads Episode 247: Dog World President

Sun, 24 Mar 2019 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, self-proclaimed Hood Weeaboo, Devon returns to express his distaste for Batman and his love of anime and manga. Pouch fails to defend Batman against two Spider-man fans.

Pouch here. Our guest had a prior commitment, but still did us a favor by coming out. As you can hear, I get a bit frustrated at the two for shitting on Batman non-stop, but alas, their argument won. Intro/outro: Hironobu Kageyama - Cha-La Head-Cha-La.

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Dropping Loads Episode 246: The Elder

Sun, 17 Mar 2019 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Russ the Elder discusses his love of Taco Bell hot sauce. Milky finds his favorite YouTube channel. Pouch is curious about cats and apocalyptic visions.

Pouch here. We've been talking about bringing on our friend Russ for quite some time. We just find him funny. It took a while, but we finally pulled the trigger and asked him. No regrets. The guy makes us laugh. We hope he does the same for you. Intro/Outro: Iron Maiden - Charlotte the Harlot.

Get a Load of This

Man Survives 5 Days Trapped in Snow on Fucking Taco Bell Fire Sauce

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Dropping Loads Episode 245: ¡Hijo de Mil Puta!

Sun, 10 Mar 2019 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Metal Ness returns after losing his way in Nicaragua, but finding faith later on with Stryper. Milky describes the various expletives from Argentina. Pouch is just disappointed with Ozzy.

Pouch here. It looks like there was quite a lot to catch up on with Ness, so the time really got away from us. While Ness and Milky exchange stories of their homeland, we ended up losing time to go over Get a Load of This. Intro/outro: Stryper - To Hell with the Devil.

Metal Ness

Stryper

Ozzy was a dick when he fired George Lynch and bassist Don Costa

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Dropping Loads Episode 244: Driven by Nut

Sun, 03 Mar 2019 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Paco returns in the zero hour to rediscover her faith. Milky realizes that he's an honorary Peruvian in the eyes of Paco's father.

Pouch here. Yeah, we had a last minute cancellation and Paco jumped in to save the podcast. This means, we weren't particularly prepared for this and everything came together just in time. I think it came out pretty well though. Let me know what you think. Intro/Outro: Type O Negative - Christian Woman.

Get a Load of This

You can now Rent a Room in the Fucking Gas Station from Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Pouch's Fajitas

Centuries-Old ‘Witch Marks’ Found In Ancient Cave

Creepiest True Stories People Lived Through

Paco's Tacos

911 Call from Abandoned Cemetery

Video of Abandoned Cemetery

Serial Killer of the Day: Joachim Kroll - The Ruhr Cannibal, Ruhr Hunter, and The Duisburg Man-Eater

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 243: Mondongo

Sun, 24 Feb 2019 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, SPJ returns after viewing four different Asian documentaries that baffle Milky and Pouch. SPJ and Pouch explain the concept of projectile vomiting to Milky, who strongly believes it is only a myth.

Pouch here. As you can see, we're definitely changing the format up right now. Let me know if you like it. For the most part, I'm just experimenting to see how these long format conversations go compared to our usual structure. Intro/outro: Barry White - Never, Never Gonna Give You Up.

Get a Load of This

Did this Girl Get Pregnant while in a Fucking Coma?

Court Rules Man Can’t Have Gun License After His Dog Fucking Shoots Him With Rifle

Politician wants to Finance Trump’s Wall By Charging People to fucking Watch Porn

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 242: Nipple-las Cage

Sun, 17 Feb 2019 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Pouch accidentally double-books their friend Devon with Lionheart. Together, they discuss Flavor of Love and how it became the Marvel Cinematic Universe of reality TV. Pouch makes a fatal error and Milky is upset at him for it.

Pouch here. Yeah, I fucked up. There was some miscommunication and our friend Devon came in the same day that Lionheart returned to the podcast. Pouch threw out his agenda in favor of just shooting the shit. Intro/Outro: Schnauzer - Facts of Life

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Dropping Loads Episode 241: Three Nuts into the Arm

Sun, 03 Feb 2019 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, SPJ treats the listeners to the Wallman Origins: Origins Story, a reboot prequel to the hit franchise surrounding the Dank Wall. Milky explains that he can no longer stomach Krispy Kreme doughnuts. Pouch brings the episode down with talks of death and grief.

Pouch here. Sorry if I brought the podcast down this week, but some shit was weighing in on my mind, but I promise that SPJ makes it up with a banger that really should have been charged at a creamium. Intro/Outro: Ice Cube - Smoke Some Weed.

Get a Load of This

Guy Injected himself with his Own Fucking Cum to Stop Back Pain

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Dropping Loads Episode 240: Thigh Guillotine

Sun, 20 Jan 2019 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Lionheart returns and recalls a couple of toxic relationship stories. Milky believes that in the wizarding world, if one sucks at magic, the only option is tennis.

Pouch here. This episode got away from us, so we ended up using about 90% of the episode to just talk random nonsense instead of our regular structure. Be sure to tune in after the outro for more of our random babbling prior to the official start of the show. Intro/Outro: Bing Crosby - White Christmas.

Get a Load of This

Man Fucking Demands SWAT Team Sing “White Christmas” in 10-Hour Standoff

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Dropping Loads Episode 239: D!ck Sock

Sun, 06 Jan 2019 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Paco returns and instead of discussing Japan, she defends homeless people. Milky goes on the defensive against Pouch and Paco. Pouch is convinced that Paco intentionally uses malapropisms to be unique.

Pouch here. Finally, after many attempts, Paco returns to the podcast. Instead of talking about Japan, however, Paco becomes determined to defend homeless people against Milky. Also, be aware that this episode contains very little cuts, so it might not be as sleek as other episodes as we took the route of the original B-Team and pretty much did it live. Intro/outro: System of a Down - Cigaro.

Get a Load of This

Dog with No Fucking Nose Needs a Home

Boy Survives a Fucking Avalanche

Women Receives Bear with Human Fucking Ashes

Pouch's Fajitas

5 Real Science Experiments Straight Out Of A Horror Movie

6 Archaeological Discoveries Scarier Than Any Horror Movie

Paco's Tacos

Serial Killer of the Day: Larry Eyler - Highway Killer

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 238: Help Me, Teddy Roosevelt

Sun, 23 Dec 2018 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Lionheart has an overabundance of gas. Pouch finally contacts Ben Hooper. Milky revisits a video about anilingus and fellatio in prison.

Pouch here. It's a busy holiday season here at DLP, therefore some of our other SPs are a little preoccupied with other matters at the moment. However, Lionheart returns with a lot of flatulence. Dick and fart jokes. It's where the money is. Intro/outro: Queen - Killer Queen.

Get a Load of This

Dumbass Found Stuck in a Fucking Grease Trap After 2 Days

KFC is Selling Firewood that Burns the Smell of Fucking Fried Chicken

Poacher Forced to Watch Bambi At Least Once a Month He’s in Fucking Jail

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 237: E. coli Boxer

Sun, 16 Dec 2018 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, SPJ is upset with Pouch for not appreciating his computer setup. Pouch re-discovers SPJ's Donald Duck impression. The boys analyze the phrase, "Tip drill."

Pouch here. SPJ was not originally planned for this episode, but the other Semi-Permanents were unavailable, but we're definitely going to try to get into another regular rotation to maintain the variety. Either way, SPJ as usual brought the funny. Intro/outro: Nelly - Tip Drill Remix (E.I.) featuring St. Lunatics.

Get a Load of This

University wants to Fight Shooters with fucking Hockey Pucks

Man Gets Shitty Underwear with his fucking Uber Eats Order

Guy Turns Himself in to Police via fucking Facebook

Chick Who Got Married to a Fucking Ghost Pirate Ended her Marriage

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 236: Circus Punk

Sun, 09 Dec 2018 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Lionheart returns to promote a brothel in Japan. Milky seriously considers watching Flavor of Love. It is revealed to Pouch that while in Japan, he had a nickname.

Pouch here. Lionheart makes his return and he's excited to talk about his first trip to Japan. However, before we can get there, we must talk about Flavor of Love once more. Intro/Outro: Alphaville - Big in Japan.

Get a Load of This

Guy Wanted to Change his Age is Rejected by the Fucking Court

Payless Trolled Fashionistas and Made Them Pay Hundreds of Fucking Dollars for Payless Shoes

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Dropping Loads Episode 235: Spooky Transmitted Disease

Sun, 02 Dec 2018 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, the guys return from their trip to Japan. SPJ regales on his act of heroism in Hiroshima. Milky wasn't aware of Barry White's passing. Being exposed to the land that created it, Pouch may have relapsed on tentacle porn.

Pouch here. Sorry, we didn't anticipate taking the month off, but our trip to Japan really took it out of us. As expected from us by now, we will be talking more about experiences for the next few episodes, so we wouldn't be offended if you sat out the next few. If you care to join us as we review our trip, we'd love you. Intro/outro: Cibo Matto - Birthday Cake.

Get a Load of This

Dumbass Told a Restaurant that he was going to Blow it up with a Bomb, but Claims that he just Needed to take a Fucking Shit

Man Tries to Change his Fucking Age

Woman is Engaged to a Fucking Ghost

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Dropping Loads Episode 234: Nessklok

Sun, 28 Oct 2018 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Metal Ness returns and performs a concert for the boys. Milky expresses his love of midgets once more. Milky and Ness become fascinated with goats and urine.

Pouch here. Ness is back and he's been through a lot this past year, but looks like he's managing to pull through it. Make sure you guys give him some love when he launches Vice City Creative. Intro/outro: Dying Inside: Magnum Opus

Get a Load of This

Mountain Goats are Getting Too Hype on Fucking Human Piss, Being Fucking Airlifted out of National Park in Washington

People Tried to Disguise Meth as Fucking Aztec Statues

Girl Sells Out Cookies in Front of Fucking Weed Dispensary in Canada, the Day it Became Legal

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 233: Kangaroo Almost Killed Johnny Cash

Sun, 21 Oct 2018 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, the boys officially welcome Lionheart as a Semi-Permanent. Pouch discovers that Lionheart is a wealth of useless information. Milky is left out when Pouch and Lionheart bond over Flavor of Love.

Pouch here. It's the first official episode of Dropping Loads where Lionheart joins us as a Semi-Permanent. With any new member, it takes time to learn how to operate and adapt, but once we discovered our mutual love for Flavor of Love and all things trashy VH1, it was smooth sailing. Intro/outro: Flavor Flav - Flavor-Man

Get a Load of This

Doctor Goes Deep and Pulls a Fucking Leech out of a Guy’s Nose

Fucking “Beer” for Dogs

Guy is Creates a Remotely Controlled Robotic Fucking Finger to Connect to your Phone

Girl Brings Home Fucking Crack Cocaine from School, Tries Some

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 232: Prostitutes Howling in the Night - Halloween Special

Sun, 14 Oct 2018 10:14:29 -0500

In this episode, the guys record late in the week, meaning minimal edits and extremely delayed live thunder claps. Pouch finds that he has terrible timing. Paco wants to go a haunted tour in Japan. Milky wants to find howling prostitute ghosts.

Pouch here. Let's pull back the curtain a bit. Normally, we record episodes on Tuesday or Wednesday, leaving ample time to edit the podcast without having to stress for the Sunday release. Because we wanted to have Paco on for the Halloween special, we had to push the recording session to a Friday. With little to no time to edit, we had to record this like a live show, complete with thunder claps that I realize while recording were extremely delayed. In the end, it provided some much needed comedic release between spooky stories. Enjoy our 6th annual Halloween special! Intro/outro: Queen - Killer Queen. Thunder clap sound effects: Pablo Perez.

Paco's Tacos

Haunted Wild Places in Japan

Pouch's Fajitas

Auditory Hallucinations

Shriek of Death

10 Creepiest Rooms Ever Discovered

11 Mysterious Videos That Cannot Be Explained

John Lang

The Video that Shook Pouch

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 231: Then, You Know You Lit

Sun, 07 Oct 2018 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Pouch discovers the truth about Nutella. Milky recites rap lyrics. SPJ admits that he enjoys Pocky. The guys wonder if it's time to change the slogan of the podcast.

Pouch here. Back on the regular schedule and SPJ is, as usual, lit. Enjoy the mumble rap. Intro/outro: Ailiph Doepa - Machu Picchu.

Get a Load of This

Italian Police Blow Up a Suitcase Full of Fucking Coconuts in the Middle of a Busy Airport

A Sea Lion Slaps a Kayaker in the Face Using a Fucking Octopus

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 230: Hug Waifu

Sun, 30 Sep 2018 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Milky and Pouch welcome their friend Nic on the podcast for the first time... to bid their farewells. A longtime friend of Milky's, Nic is leaving to Texas with Gad. Pouch breaks the format of the show to discuss tech news that Nic may or may not care about.

Pouch here. Good friends are leaving, so we at Dropping Loads wanted to make our public goodbyes in the only way we know how: To broadcast live in a pre-recorded format. Nic is a fun, witty person that I've always wanted to have on the podcast, but always had trouble scheduling it. Meet Nic, guys. Intro/outro: Daft Punk - Technologic

Tech News

Alaska Airlines to Utilize fucking VR for Movies

Scientists Make Robotic Fucking Skin, Both Creepy and Awesome

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 229: Off to Texas

Sun, 23 Sep 2018 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Gad (aka Benjamin Sandal) prepares for his move to Texas. Lionheart brings the last edition of the "Wrestler or Not a Wrestler" game. Milky watches The Predator.

Milky here. With this episode, the B-team ends. Gad is moving to Texas and most likely won't appear on the show for some time. Lionheart will become an official Semi-Permanent from now on. However, we announced on this episode that a possible second podcast might emerge from the ashes of the B-team. Lionheart and I will team up with ODG from the ODG Show for a brand new, yet untitled podcast. Intro/outro: Frank Sinatra - My Way

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Dropping Loads Episode 228: The A-Team vs. The B-Team

Sun, 16 Sep 2018 08:55:25 -0500

In this episode, two clans converge for civil war. The veterans of the A-Team and the greenhorns of the B-Team meet in immature combat to determine which one is slightly better than the other.

Pouch here. Milky's brain child has finally come to fruition. Ever since he started the B-Team, there came a sparkle in his eye and the seeds of an inter-pod crossover episode were sown. Let's see who destroys the other. Intro/outro: B Pumper - Pumper.

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Dropping Loads Episode 227: Blood Zaibatsu

Sun, 09 Sep 2018 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, the A-team makes their full return. Milky hates the French. SPJ extracts the truth behind Crips-topher Robin. Pouch used the hard "R."

Pouch here. It's been some time since I've been in the podcast, but have you really missed me? I just had a rough few weeks and I didn't feel like trying to entertain anyone. The podcast went strong without me, so my absence was hardly noticed. SPJ brings the thunder as usual in this episode. Intro/outro: DMX - Get It On the Floor (featuring Swizz Beatz)

Get a Load of This

Two Old Men Escape their Nursing Home to Go to the Fucking Wacken Open Air

Fuckton of Cocaine Found in Pineapples

Paris Installs Fucking Sidewalk Urinals to Stop Public Urination

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 226: Blacked Out

Sun, 02 Sep 2018 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Lionheart and Milky talk about their recent trip to Philadelphia. Lionheart blacks out at the Rocky steps. Gad ponders on his porn star name.

Milky here. The B-team is back to talk some nonsense. We spent the majority of the episode filling Gad in on our Philly trip. I feel like some good conversation was had. We also announced an upcoming crossover game show episode between the A-team and the B-team. Intro/outro: Heinz Kiessling - Temptation Sensation

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 225: The Worst Episode

Sun, 26 Aug 2018 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Panda makes his return to the Dropping Loads Podcast. SPJ insists that Panda schools them about anime. Milky accidentally makes Panda confess to a crime.

Milky here. Our buddy Panda had previously appeared in two episodes of the podcast, back in 2012. He was banned ever since for being a terrible guest. This week, we decided it had been long enough and SPJ and I sat down with him to chat. Did Panda's return make for a good episode? Who knows? Tune in and find out. Intro/outro: Abington Boys School - Innocent Sorrow.

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 224: Baby Oil

Sun, 05 Aug 2018 09:55:13 -0500

In this episode, the B team discusses the latest movie trailers released at San Diego Comic-Con. Gad doesn't believe in vagina beer. Milky tells them boys a baby oil fable.

Milky here. We spent a lot of time this episode talking about Comic-Con trailers. Hopefully, we didn't shit on them too much. It should be an entertaining episode. Also, someone from the A team snuck in to spy on the B team, I'll let you guys find out who. Intro/outro: Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff

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Dropping Loads Episode 223: Tiene Sabor

Sun, 29 Jul 2018 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Paco returns to hype up DLP's second trip to Japan. Milky speaks of his father's shady past with orange theft. Pouch is entirely exasperated with Paco's disproportionately extreme reactions to insignificant things.

Pouch here. Sorry, guys. We're in the planning processes of our second trip to Japan, so that's likely all that we're going to talk about over the next few episodes. We're all just so fucking excited to go. I don't know if you could tell. Intro/outro: Deep Purple - Woman from Tokyo

Get a Load of This

There was a Gathering of a Fuckton of Golden Retrievers

Spanish Police Found Fuckton of Oranges in a Car

Man with World’s Longest Fingernails, Finally Fucking Cuts Them

Paco's Tacos

Pouch's Fajitas: The 6 Creepiest Stories Of 2017 (You Totally Missed)

Dangerous Japanese "Detergent Suicide" Technique Creeps into U.S. (Not Tide Pods)

Serial Killer of the Day: Kabukichou Salaryman

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 222: Elementary School New Jack

Sun, 22 Jul 2018 09:52:41 -0500

In this episode, the boys make plans to attend the Gathering of the Juggalos 2019. Gad fucks up our game. Lionheart thoroughly enjoys the idea of toddlers wrestling in a steel crib match.

Milky here. The B show is back with another episode. Sorry for the excessive Gathering of the Juggalos talk, we're just so hype to actually go and document our experience. I tried filling in the void Pouch leaves by bringing in some stories of my own. Intro/Outro: Homies - ICP

Get a Load of This

Louisiana man arrested after dialing 911 to see if he had active warrants

Details surface in teen's killing. Game proved fatal

Bail set at $1.4million for father who ‘set his house on fire killing his three sons and injuring pregnant wife in insurance scam’

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 221: T!tties are a Drug

Sun, 15 Jul 2018 10:00:00 -0500

In this introspective episode, Metal Ness returns after a prolonged absence. After some soul searching, he's ready to tell the boys what he plans to do with his life next. Pouch can't keep up with Milky and Ness's sense of humor.

Pouch here. We didn't realize it, but apparently, this is the first time that Ness has been on the podcast this year! Ness is ready to tell you why. He has a pretty good reason. Intro/Outro: Without Me - Eminem.

Get a Load of This

Man Kept McDonald’s Cheeseburger and Fries on Shelf for 6 Fucking Years, Now Selling

Chick Found with a Variety of Fucking Drugs in her Pussy

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 220: The Gathering Don’t Stop, We do

Sun, 08 Jul 2018 09:39:47 -0500

In this episode, Milky and Lionheart play a game based on messed up stories. We find out about Gad’s obsession with a '96 Volkswagen Golf. The guys reveal Gad’s latest nickname.

Milky here: The B team is back at it again. We’re slowly realizing that Gad will eventually kill us all. This week, we find out some fucked up shit that young Milky used to do. Intro/outro: Mariachi Party - Sound of Silence

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Dropping Loads Episode 219: ∞ Pu$$y

Sun, 01 Jul 2018 09:55:18 -0500

In this episode, Milky was hotly anticipating SPJ's return, both admitting who their favorite SP is. SPJ wants to start an ASMR podcast. The guys push Pouch to do a Perma-Plot on The Incripdables 2.

Pouch here. Milky's enthusiasm for SPJ's return could be felt in the room. For the most part, it was very humid in the studio that night. Intro/outro: Michael Giacchino - The Incredits.

Get a Load of This

Fucking Psychic Cat Predicts Winner of First World Cup Game

Fucking Shitty Ex-Girlfriend Ruined Guy’s Music Career, Dude Wins a Lawsuit

Woman Had a Fucking Live Worm in her Face

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 218: Crooked Dick Johnny Hogg

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:27:26 -0500

In this episode, Milky is sad because Argentina got destroyed in the World Cup. Lionheart reminisces on the best New Year's of his life. Gad wonders why he even talks to them.

Milky here. Another B squad episode. Sorry to disappoint. We attempted to have a conversation and somehow ended up talking about Grind again. It's alright, we get away with sucking while being the B-team. Intro/outro: Wheeler Walker Jr. - Eatin' Pussy/Kicking Ass.

Get a Load of This

Slain Colorado woman placed Craigslist ad for hitman to kill her, suspect claims

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 217: La Fajita Jugosa

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Paco confesses to a coveted location where she'd like to make love. Milky is excited about the World Cup, but disappointed that Paco and Pouch are not. Milky is impressed by Pouch's fajitas.

Pouch here. I didn't even intentionally plan to have fajitas this time around, but Paco asked for assistance and I delivered... maybe a little more than I should have. Intro/outro: Weezer - Africa

Paco's Tacos

Pouch's Fajitas: 11 Creepiest Unsolve Crimes No One Can Explain

Pro-anesthesia activist wants to patent and sell a suicide machine

Women killed by brick smashing through windshield, while sitting in the car

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 216: Do You Guys Remember?

Sun, 10 Jun 2018 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Gad takes gas station dick pills. Lionheart brings a brand new wrestling-related game for the boys to play. Gad quietly judges as Milky and Lionheart talk about the insanely underrated 2003 classic movie, Grind.

Milky here. The B-team came through with another episode. I attempted to carry the torch on the weird news department but fell short. We powered through and hopefully recorded something listenable. Enjoy! Intro/outro: Nekrogoblikon - Powercore

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Black porn star sues director for making white co-star call him N-word during racist sex shoot

Minnesota Woman’s Children Announce Her Death With Truly Nasty Obituary

Man Sues CVS For Telling Wife He Had Viagra Prescription

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 215: 200% Enlightenment

Sun, 03 Jun 2018 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, SPJ and Milky are man-shaming Pouch for his Male Masculinity Toxicity. Due to Pouch's jealousy, Milky is forced to bring in the same game from last week. SPJ reviews the most anime, anime ever.

Pouch here. I was simply not going to allow Milky to bring in a game for a couple of guests and not let me play it as well. I bitched, so what? I suppose it's all part of Male Masculinity Toxicity. Intro/outro: Village People - Macho Man.

Get a Load of This

Asshole Harasses Girls and Fucking Pees on Seat in Front of Him on Airplane

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Dropping Loads Episode 214: Hard Journalistic Questions

Sun, 27 May 2018 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Gad and Dropping Loads virgin, Lionheart, join Milky to attempt to talk about Deadpool 2. Milky is a Japan nerd and brings a Japan-related game for the boys to play. Lionheart brings some hard questions that Gad doesn't want to answer.

Milky here: With the podcast going bi-weekly, I decided to bring Gad and Lionheart to fill in. Hopefully, this episode fills the void that less Dropping Loads episodes has left on the two people that listen (Saul and Ryan.) Intro/outro: Tigers Jaw - Hey Ya (cover)

Shit We Mentioned

Chimp Attack

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Dropping Loads Episode 213: Let's Pee on Each Other

Sun, 20 May 2018 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Gad returns and finally accepts his nickname inspired by a condiment. Milky insists that we should all urinate on one another in the name of science. Gad provides his opinion on Avengers: Infinity War.

Pouch here. When Gad returns and when he's here, we always talk comic books and related media. So, for those of you who enjoy that content, you know what to expect. So... more Avengers talk! Intro/outro: NWA - Fuck the Police.

Get a Load of This

Nine-year-old Kid Flew on the Wind in a Fucking House and Almost Got Ran Over

Man Tries to Flee from Court Proceedings and Flipped Over the Fucking Railing and Falling from the Second Floor

Woman Tries to Microwave a Bottle of Piss and It Fucking Explodes

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 212: A Woke Room of D!cks

Sun, 06 May 2018 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, SPJ has returned and now he's woke. Milky desperately wants to know if a Caucasian male was bestowed a gift from a Black male. SPJ reviews Avengers: Hoodfinity Wars.

Pouch here. A good portion of this episode was dedicated to dicks, but what do you expect from a show called Dropping Loads? In the end, it was a feel good story that we ended up expounding upon brilliantly. Intro/outro: The Spinners - The Rubberband Man.

Get a Load of This

Cops Have a 45-Minutes Standoff with Fucking Stuffed Tiger

Soldier Gets Dick and Ballsack Back in Fucking First Ever Transplant of Both

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 211: Esta Bueno

Sun, 22 Apr 2018 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Paco can't seem to impress the intake clerk at a community health clinic. Milky gets upset about all the stupid bitches that come up during each story.

Pouch here. It's been quite some time. Due some mental health issues, both related and unrelated to the passing of Eugene, I've just decided to go bi-weekly for a bit. There may be an occasional episode that will turn up here and there, but we can't promise anything. Sorry, guys. I'm having a bit of a tough time. Intro/outro: Benard Herrmann - Theme from Taxi Driver.

Get a Load of This

Drug Smuggling Ring in Fucking NES Games

Dude Swallowed a Fucking Lighter 20 years ago, but just got it Removed

Fucking Mummified Monkey Found in Ceiling of Building

Paco's Tacos

Milky's Quesadillas: Man Confesses Killing Two People before Killing Himself in a Post on Facebook

Woman Gouges her Own Eyes Out

Audio of Man who Killed Two People Who Stole from him

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 210: Pity D!ck

Sun, 01 Apr 2018 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Gad gives his permission to white people to shout, "Wakanda Forever!" Milky hates Gotham. The guys discuss some heavy geeky stuff in Popping Loads.

Pouch here. Gad hadn't been on since December and we know his perspective on the latest slew of comic book related shit is greatly appreciated. We hope you enjoy his thoughts. Intro/outro: LL Cool J - Mama Said Knock You Out.

Get a Load of This

Folks Hold a Fucking Candlelight Vigil for Taco Bell that Burned Down

Dude Gets Himself Fucking Stuck between Two Walls

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 209: Africa Being Cool

Sun, 18 Mar 2018 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, the boys return from a long hiatus. Milky becomes obsessed with a The Room soundboard. SPJ simplifies Black Panther to "Africa being cool."

Pouch here. Sorry, guys. We had to take our time while we mourned our brother. While we still continue to feel his loss everyday, we had to get back on the saddle and entertain our 4 listeners. Intro/outro: Ludwig Göransson - Killmonger's Challenge.

Get a Load of This

Meth Ingredients Disguised as Fucking Highlighters

Dumbass Burns Down his House Trying to Get Rid of Fucking Skunks

Fucking Asshole Farted Too Much on Plane, A Fight Broke Out

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 208: Pouch Not Alone

Sun, 11 Mar 2018 09:12:50 -0500

In this horribly recorded episode, Pouch attempts to use a new software to record a podcast with a friend living across the country and fails. Good friend and DLP supporter Ryan Beagley of Green Up Podcast and Lucky to be Dad Podcast chats with Pouch about death, podcasting, and the correct choice of food to eat before taking a dump on Trump's face.

Pouch here. Hello, out there! Is there anyone left listening? We're sort of back after our hiatus. Partly due to mourning our good friend and another because Milky went to Uruguay to visit family. I decided it was finally time to reach out and speak with our good friend Ryan Beagley. He's been a supporter for years and I just thought it would something fun while Milky was out. Sincerest apologies for the absolute shit quality. I think my Internet fucked me over. It's hard to say why my track came out as bad as it did. Intro/outro: Mel Brooks - To Be or Not To Be (The Hitler Rap).

Check out Ryan Beagley's podcasts: Green Up Podcast and Lucky to be Dad Podcast.

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 207: Don't Commit Sudoku

Mon, 05 Feb 2018 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, SPJ returns after an 11-year long absence from the podcast. SPJ and Pouch argue over the parameters and qualifications of anime. Milky thinks he's triggered Pouch.

Pouch here. It's been quite some time since SPJ was on so much so that he believed we fired him, but we'll never fire SPJ. We just had a lot of guest spots recently. Now, we're back to business, bring you your favorite Semi-Permanents. Intro/Outro: Soulja Boy - Anime.

Get a Load of This

Pokemon Company Fucking Sues Fan for Using Pokemon Images

Fucking Smuggling Cocaine as Pineapples

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 206: Boy, You Funny

Sun, 14 Jan 2018 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Paco makes her first appearance of 2018 and provides updates on her bodily functions. Milky reveals that he was a bit of a dick when he was a child.

Pouch here. After about a month being fairly unconventional and breaking from our traditions, we're trying to get back into the groove of our general schedule. Let's hope we can keep at it. Intro/outro: The Champs - Tequila.

Get a Load of This

Fucking Dumbasses Ride the Bus, Holding on to the Back

Paco's Tacos

Pouch's Fajitas: 5 Real-Life Horror Movies Deleted from Your History Books

12 Disturbing Things You'll Find on the Dark Web

Catholic Church sex abuse cases by country

Serial Killer of the Day: Donald Henry Gaskins aka Pee-Wee Gaskins

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 205: J'Aime Fromage

Sun, 07 Jan 2018 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Pouch brings back someone he considers his brother, Steve, who is also the designer of the DLP logo. Pouch wants to know about Steve's history with the chancla. Steve provides a detailed explanation on cryptocurrency and offers his advice on it.

Pouch here. Just like Milky brought on his little brother (at my insistence), we followed up with someone whom I've considered a little brother, though he's far more mature and smarter than I am. I've known Steve since he was 4 years old. Anyway, enjoy his return to the podcast. Intro/outro: ILoveMakonnen - Tuesday Featuring Drake.

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Fucking Love Letter Found in Remodeled Home

Attorney Found Fucking Girls in Jail for Porn

Asian Driver Somehow Mistakes Monkey’s Fucking Red Ass as Traffic Light

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 204: My Butt Gets Huge

Sun, 31 Dec 2017 10:00:00 -0500

In the last episode of 2017, Milky and Pouch welcome Milky's real-life little brother, Max for a totally impromptu podcast where Pouch is fully unprepared. It turns out that Pouch has several burning questions for Max that have kept him up late at night.

Pouch here. As explained in the episode, Milky's brother just happened to be in town and after I constantly nagged Milky to no avail, he just happened to be at his house one afternoon. I immediately asked and we sat down for an impromptu episode with no preparation. Happy New Year, guys! Thanks for listening all year round. Intro/Outro: The cast of Skins - Wild World.

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 203: Holy Sh!t! T!ts

Sun, 24 Dec 2017 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Metal Ness returns to review Star Wars: The Last Jedi. Pouch unintentionally insults Ness and Milky makes it worse.

Pouch here. Yep, it seems we're breaking from format for the last few episodes of the year. It wasn't intentional at all. It seems like it's just going to work out this way and we hope you enjoy it. Intro/Outro: John William - Rey's Theme.

Get a Load of This

Fucking Eye-shaving?!

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 202: Elephant's Nostril

Sun, 17 Dec 2017 11:12:18 -0500

In this episode, the two biggest besties, Gad and the ODG appear on this week's episode to review the Justice League live-action movie. And ODG grosses Gad out, while Pouch and Milky laugh hysterically.

Pouch here. Last week, we took a quick break only because I decided to go out of town for the weekend. I know, I shouldn't be going out of town if I can't get an episode out, right? Anyway, we're back with the besties of geekdom, Gad and ODG (Gadan) to review the huge comic book event known as Justice League. Intro/outro: Justice League Theme - Lolita Ritmanis.

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Destroy Dick December

Fucking Letter Found in a Jesus Statue’s Ass

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 201: You Play Football, Fun All the Time

Sun, 03 Dec 2017 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Milky and Pouch marvel at the majesty that is Tommy Wiseau's The Room. Paco is fed up with it.

Pouch here. Milky has seen The Room at least 5 times, whereas I've seen it once. And that movie changes the way you see everything from here on out. Also, there are some Paco's Tacos in there for you. Intro/outro: Mladen Milicevic - The Room.

Get a Load of This

Fucking White Guy Claims to be Transracial

KFC Offered a Fucking Tent that Blocked Out Internet

Guy Tries to Ship out $1 million worth of Weed by Hiding them in Decorative Fucking Rocks

Paco's Tacos

Updated on Dear David

Dear David Storify

Hans Schmidt - Alleged Serial of the Day?

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 200: Filipino Dick

Sun, 19 Nov 2017 11:13:14 -0500

In this episode, to celebrate episode 200, Pouch and Milky break their long-running format. Instead of presenting a Semi-Permanent for a laughter-filled hour, the co-hosts sit down and have an intimate conversation, interviewing one another with questions written by themselves and by friends.

Pouch here. This episode really snuck up on us. Although we had preliminary plans to do something big to celebrate, we lost track of time and simply wasn't able to prepare for it. Instead, I mused about what we could do to make this episode different as we did every landmark episode. Then, I realized that different didn't have mean spectacular or loud, so because our podcast has always been fast and filled with riotous laughter, we thought about going the opposite direction. Instead, we decided on something far smaller, quieter, and far more intimate. We hope you enjoyed this glimpse into our lives and origins. Thank you to all of our Semi-Permanents, current and former, and all of our friends who have ever appeared to help us out on the podcast. We're nothing wihtout you guys. Intro/outro: Plies - Racks Up to My Ear Featuring Young Dolph.

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 199.5: Pouch-Level Cannon

Sun, 12 Nov 2017 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, the guys bring back their friend Dorkie, who currently co-hosts "What the Con?" on the DLP YouTube channel. Pouch brings back Loads of FUN. Milky hates LEGOs.

Pouch here. Yes, we did it again. It's become a tradition that before we hit a huge milestone, we do a .5 episode just to prolong it a little bit. First, we had an episode 9.5, then an episode 99.5, and now an episode 199.5. So 200 is next week, folks. Something is coming up, so stay tuned. Also, enjoy a rare Loads of FUN! Intro/Outro: Drake Bell - I Found a Way.

Get a Load of This

Dog Needs a Fucking High Chair to Eat and Drink

You Can Fucking Stay in a Lego House

Loads of FUN: Villainous Loads

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 199: Fuka Fuka Fuka Music

Sun, 05 Nov 2017 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, ODG returns to talk about the latest Star Wars: The Last Jedi trailer. Milky has some stuff to say about nearly half of South America and some of Central America.

Pouch here. ODG hadn't been on in quite some time, so we decided to squeeze him in to talk about some new geeky trailers that have been released. Plus, I think it's fascinating hearing about his and Paco's childhood. Intro/outro: Vince Staples - Bagbak.

Get a Load of This

Guy Tries to Smuggle Heroin as Fucking Cakes

There’s a Guy in Brazil who is the Last Person of His Tribe, Has No Fucking Contact with World

Kid Goes a Fucking High Speed Chase on the Highway from the Cops

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 198: Nut Ball - Halloween Special

Sun, 22 Oct 2017 09:47:37 -0500

In this episode, Paco is suffering from the shakes, but still returns to celebrate Halloween with the boys. Pouch and Milky can't stop laughing at the way Paco talks. Paco couldn't handle recording this episode.

Pouch here. Paco has been extremely busy these past few weeks because it's, as she put it, her "stheathon." It was pretty tough recording this episode because by the end of it, we were all pretty tired. Hope you enjoy it. It is our 5th annual Halloween special, by the way. Intro/outro: The Black Eyed Peas - Let's Get It Started. Thunder clap sound effects: Pablo Perez.

Get a Load of This: Spooky Edition

Man Lives with the Fucking Corpses of his Mom and Twin Brother

Pouch's Fajitas

Horrifying Places Real People Got Trapped and Forgotten

Hotel Workers Describe The Creepiest Things They've Seen

Paco's Tacos

The Most Horrible Crimes Committed on Halloween

Terrifying Stories About The Black-Eyed Children

Serial Killer of the Day: Richard Biegenwald - The Thrill Killer

Paco's Condiments:

13 Brutal Halloween Murders

Black Eyed Kids Investigation

Images Of Alleged “Organ Farm” In Malaysia-Thailand Border Shocks Social Media

Video of alleged high school ghost leaves internet petrified

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 197: S-Pizzle to the J-Dizzle

Sun, 15 Oct 2017 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, SPJ returns to imagine a new game show with Snoop Dogg driving for Lyft or Uber. Pouch does something to scare Milky. Pouch returns from Nashville.

Pouch here. So many trips are just exhausting, but it hasn't stopped us from recording and releasing an episode! And yes, I was intentionally trying to creep Milky out. Intro/outro: The Vapors - Turning Japanese.

Get a Load of This

Man Can Put On 13 Fucking Pairs of Underwear in 30 Second, Breaks Record

Guy Finds a Fucking Secret that Might Have Housed a Murderer

Model Uses Parts of her Fucking Labia in a Pendant

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 196: Weed's Only Good for You, Bro

Sun, 08 Oct 2017 09:01:36 -0500

In this episode, Ness returns to remember Tom Petty and Hugh Hefner. Milky and Ness can't stop laughing at this Argentinian boy's mishap with a dog toy squeaker.

Pouch here! Ness was out for the longest time and had a lot to catch up on. Unfortunately, we couldn't fun for very long that night. At the very least, the Argetinian boy and his squeak got a great laugh out of them. Intro/Outro: Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers - Mary Jane's Last Dance.

Get a Load of This

Boy Swallows a Fucking Toy Squeaker and Now He’s a Fucking Cartoon Character

Model Gets a Fucking Eye Tattoo

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Dropping Loads Episode 195: SS Lil Yachty

Sun, 01 Oct 2017 08:27:58 -0500

In this episode, SPJ returns and wants to ask a poltergeist about Tupac. Milky and SPJ cast a brand new version of IT where Snoop Dogg plays Pennywise.

Pouch here. After a month off due to Milky's vacation and the Hurricane Irmer hitting, we are back and excited to hit the mics. And of course, nobody is more excited that SPJ. Intro/outro: Lil Yachty featuring Migos - Peek A Boo.

Get a Load of This

A Fucking Boat with Weird-Ass Contents Floats to Melbourne Beach from Key West

It’s Believed a Man Got his Fucking Dick Stuff in a Weight

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 194: Entirely Pouch

Sun, 10 Sep 2017 08:06:15 -0500

In this episode, Pouch decides to curse the listeners with another solo episode while Paco and Milky are in Peru and before Hurricane Irma blows him away or drowns him. Just before that happens, he serves some fajitas.

Pouch here. This was recorded just a few days before Hurricane Irma hit Miami, so it just shows my level of dedication to the craft of podcasting! I felt like such an amateur as I made several silly mistakes that I had to fix with the magic of editing. I've really relied on the company of others to record. Intro/outro: Billy Idol - Dancing with Myself.

Get a Load of This

Chick Gets Fucking Stuck After Attempting to Throw a Piece of Shit Out the Window

Pouch's Fajitas

Dear David

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 193: Vagina Installation

Sun, 27 Aug 2017 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Paco promotes the use of the word "Lit." Pouch brings what Paco deems is the most depressing story she's ever heard.

Pouch here. Get ready for a break following this episode as Paco and Milky tour the country of Peru. It sucks that we went out on this episode because the last five minutes turned out to be nothing but noise and we still don't know what happened. Intro/Outro: YFN Lucci - Everyday We Lit ft. PnB Rock. Warp transition sound effect by ev-dawg.

Get a Load of This

Burgers Made out of Fucking Mealworms

Chick With No Fucking Vagina

Paco's Tacos

Pouch's Fajitas: 5 Horrifying Tragedies Behind Everyday Routines

Witch confesses to eating human flesh as part of rituals

Dead Girlfriend Facebook Messages

Serial Killer of the Day: Maury Troy Travis

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 192: Land of the Rising Kush

Sun, 20 Aug 2017 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, SPJ returns from the Land of the Rising Kush where he defends himself from a lethal hobo. SPJ outsources a mystery to Pouch.

Pouch here. SPJ has finally returned to DLP and he has a LOT to talk about after returning from Weedattle. Enjoy his adventures. Intro/outro: Eminem - Cleanin' Out My Closet.

Get a Load of This

Chick Finds Brace Wire in Her Fucking Intestines

Man Fucking Pees on Family at Metallica show

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 191: We Got Felt

Sun, 13 Aug 2017 07:22:20 -0500

In this episode, Milky and Pouch take a trip to New Jersey, where they record from Newark Liberty International Airport, to help celebrate Kevin Smith's birthday weekend and the 20th anniversary of Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash. Pouch bears a grudge against Ming Chen.

Pouch here. Last weekend, Milky and I went to Jersey, that's why there wasn't a new episode. And this week, it's just 30 minutes. My apologies, folks. We'll be back with a regular episode next week. As you can tell, Milky and I are really big Kevin Smith fans, so much so that some would possibly label us obsessive, but just not in a creepy way (is that possible?). Once we found out that this was being planned, we booked our flights out a little over two months ago. Yes, it was very impromptu, but we knew we had to do it. Intro/outro: Love Among Freaks - Berserker.

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 190: Microchip Up Your Ass

Sun, 30 Jul 2017 09:29:06 -0500

In this episode, Ness announces his plans to break into the Internet and recalls his time at a Metallica concert. The guys remember Chester Bennington of Linkin Park.

Pouch here. Though we had stopped listening to Linkin Park a long time ago, the way that Chester passed really affected all of us. We understand that it's supposed to be a comedy podcast, but we felt it really important that we talk about this shit. If you or someone you know is struggling, please, please reach out to someone for help. The Suicide Prevention Lifeline is a great place if you don't think you can reach out to your friends or family. They saved my life, honestly. I'm hoping they can help you or your loved ones. Intro/outro: Linkin Park - In the End.

Get a Load of This

Employees of this Company Volunteering to be Fucking Microchipped

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Dropping Loads Episode 189: Horny Goat Weed

Sun, 23 Jul 2017 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, SPJ finally returns to review Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders on a new Semi-Plot. Pouch admits he'd give up Batman for a certain celebrity crush.

Pouch here. After many attempts to bring back SPJ, he finally returns. After a brief hiatus, he's ready to fellate the mic once more. Intro/outro: Neal Hefti and Kristopher Carter - Classic Batman Main Title

Get a Load of This

Man Gets Trapped Behind a Fucking ATM

Women Somehow had 27 Fucking Contact Lenses in her Eye

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 188: Water Pipes

Sun, 16 Jul 2017 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, coming off his newfound fame from two hit YouTube shows, ODG makes his triumphant return. The guys review Spider-Man: Homecoming. Beware of SPOILERS!

Pouch here. It was a little nerve-wracking to bring ODG back on after becoming a YouTube sensation, but he took the time out to speak with the little people. It was fun having him back on and he always has something fucking funny to say. Intro/outro: Eminem - My Dad's Gone Crazy

Get a Load of This

Alarm was Stuck in a Wall and Went Off Every Day for 13 Fucking Years

Snort Fucking Chocolate Dust for High

Ramen-Flavored Fucking Pringles

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 187: Young, Dumb, or Full of Cum

Sun, 09 Jul 2017 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, after an last minute cancellation, Pouch and Milky enlisted the help of Paco. Paco gets upset over a cost of a special bikini. Pouch and Milky discuss the rebranding of the YouTube channel.

Pouch here. Unfortunately, we had a last minute cancellation and we had to bring Paco back on. We were horribly disappointed. Regardless, we just used this opportunity to explain all the new shows on our YouTube channel.

Get a Load of This

Kangaroos are Confusing the Fuck out of Self-Driving Cars

A Fucking Pizza Bikini

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Dropping Loads Episode 186: Real Life Cat Dude

Sun, 02 Jul 2017 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Paco and the boys discuss parental discipline and their experiences with getting beat. Both Pouch and Milky contribute to a new edition of Paco's Tacos.

Pouch here. Paco's back and as you can see, there wasn't anything planned for the first quarter of the episode. Those first 15 minutes or so are completely organic and random. Hope you enjoy our banter. Intro/outro: Marilyn Manson - If I Was Your Vampire.

Get a Load of This

Only One Fucking Person in this Graduating High School

Fucking Vampire Couple

Dogs Found Because Owners Fucking Cooked Sausages

Paco's Tacos

Pouch's Fajitas: 5 Creepy as Heck Murders that Remain Unsolved to this Day

Parents Who Duct Taped Children Did So Because They Were ‘Demon Possessed’

Skyway Bridge

The Enduring Legend of the Girl Who Died in Odessa's Catacombs

Serial Killer of the Day: Karla Faye Tucker

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 185: Magic Mike Metal

Sun, 25 Jun 2017 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Ness returns and the guys FINALLY conclude their "5 Artists they listened to before they knew good music" list. The guys discuss the newest Alestorm album, No Grave but the Sea.

Pouch here. Ness is back and we finally get to our lists that we began 3 months ago. We've all been moving and shaking. Everybody's busy, but you can tell we had a lot to talk about. We had fun, we hope you do too. Intro/Outro: Alestorm - Mexico for Dogs.

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 184: I Dunno No Damn Martian

Sun, 11 Jun 2017 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Gad returns to discuss and review Wonder Woman. (Beware of Spoilers!). Milky rants about the use of learning Klingon. The guys have a thorough discussion about Michael Cera.

Pouch here. With the impending release of Wonder Woman, Gad made sure to request an appearance on the show in advance to discuss the new addition to the DCAU. It was awesome. Listen in and what we had to say about it. Intro/outro: Michael Cera - What Gives (... I Can't Live Like This)

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Fucking Klingon Language Courses Offered in Switzerland

This Guy Fucking Hates 7-11 and Wants to Put Them Out of Business

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 183: Fingered the Flute

Sun, 04 Jun 2017 09:25:54 -0500

In this episode, the guys return after an extended absence. Pouch explains the reason behind the hiatus. SPJ has been creating and solving minor mysteries. The guys give a spoiler-filled review of Alien: Covenant.

Pouch here. Sorry, folks. It's been a long, tumultuous few weeks. I needed to handle some stuff discussed in the podcast. I'm happy that we can fill the void in your lives once again. Intro/outro: Alestorm - Fucked with an Anchor.

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A Fucking House Up for Sale has a Mysterious Tenant

Pigeon Caught Fucking Smuggling Drugs

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 182: Black Man in Black

Sun, 07 May 2017 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Paco returns from Spooky Empire without any stories of drunken debauchery. Milky managed to prank another cop.

Pouch here. Paco finally returns after another weekend in Orlando for Spooky Empire. There are definitely some fun stories to be shared, except Paco didn't get drunk. Intro/outro: Will Smith - Men in Black.

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Someone Tried to Hide Meth Using Fucking Pottery

Paco's Tacos

Pouch's Fajitas: Shaken People Share A Terrifying Experience They Had That Will Stick With Them Forever

Real Life Crime Scenes and the Movies They Inspired

Kids are having convulsing and vomitting in Peruvian school

Mysterious True Stories Too Freaky for Mulder and Scully

Serial Killer of the Day: Lizzie Halliday

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 181: Dildobanging

Sun, 30 Apr 2017 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Gad returns and reminisces on his long friendship with ODG. They're besties. Milky has a morbid idea for a movie. The guys go over some recent movie and DC news.

Pouch here. Last minute cancellation made us bring out our ringer once more! With the introduction of his bestie in the last episode, we decided to talk about his friendship with ODG. Intro/outro: Tenacious D - Friendship.

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12 Year Old Boy Somehow Drives 800 Fucking Miles Across Australia without Being Caught

Girl Uses Her Boyfriend’s Balls as a Fucking Makeup Tool

Digital Fucking Tombstones

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 180: Get in Dem Butt Cheeks

Sun, 23 Apr 2017 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, DLP welcomes Paco's brother, Old Drunk Geek. He sets the record straight on his family's secret stashes of food. The guys analyze all the recent geeky movie trailers.

Pouch here. After talking about Paco's brother one day, I realized how much that motherfucker made me laugh and it just hit me that he'd be great to have on the podcast. I was right. Enjoy! Intro/outro: Led Zeppelin - immigrant Song.

Get a Load of This

Boy Wanted a Cheeseburger, YouTubed How to Drive and Fucking Drove to McDonald’s

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 179: My Name is Kiiiiid

Sun, 16 Apr 2017 08:28:51 -0500

In this very special episode, prompted by the previous Metal Ness, Ness returns and the guys reflect on better times and list musicians they listened to when they simply didn't know better. This is part one of a two-part epic.

Pouch here. This was a fun episode to do, simply reminiscing on how shitty our music tastes were during our formative years. And it's not over yet. We didn't get to everything we wanted to cover, so there will be a part two. Apologies for the crackling behind the audio. We didn't know it was there while we were recording. To be fair, we haven't had a lot of audio issues in a while, so back off! Intro/outro: Kid Rock - Bawitdaba.

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 178: Perfect Things Happen to Perfect Things

Sun, 09 Apr 2017 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, SPJ returns and questions the names of everything. Milky is curious about Prince Alberts. Pouch is accused of enjoying animals getting into fisticuffs with humans. Expect SPOILERS during Semi-Plot.

Pouch here. SPJ is back and seemingly questioning everything in life, causing him to formulate several mysteries. As usual, it was a riot hearing him wonder why things have their names. Intro/outro: Ailiph Doepa - Mashed Potatoes.

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Big Fucking Pillow Fight Across Several Cities

Badass Teenager Punches a Fucking Shark

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 177: The Aswang?!

Sun, 02 Apr 2017 09:49:53 -0500

In this episode, Paco returns so soon and brings forth a serial killer that impresses the guys. Pouch drove to Orlando and took a route that scared him. Milky shows off his prowess in cunninlingus.

Pouch here. Paco's back because SPJ has been very predisposed at first. We'll try to get him back on next week, we swear. We got a good episode with her though. Her Serial Killer of the Day is pretty impressive. Intro/outro: Blitzkid - Mr. Gore.

Get a Load of This

App Allows You to Upload Your Fucking Pussy-Licking Skills

Cocaine Hidden in Fucking Bananas

Paco's Tacos

Pouch's Fajitas: Real Life Crimes Dumber Twists than Any Crime Show

Johnny Gosch

Maria Labo: The Aswang

Hallucinating Thai Mother Cooks and Eats her Children

Serial Killer of the Day: Mikhail Popkov

Paco's Extra Condiments:

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 176: Pouchtronus

Sun, 26 Mar 2017 09:02:52 -0500

In this episode, Ness is on a journey to find his spirit animal, despite PC Bob's protests. Pouch didn't watch movies in the 90s. Milky finds more names for the uncircumcised penis.

Pouch here. Ness seems to have become extremely introspective since turning 30. He seems to be pondering on a lot of different things. Thankfully, he's still metal as fuck. Intro/outro: Stone Sour - Through Glass.

Get a Load of This

Woman Tries to Smuggle Cocaine into Prison Using a Fucking Bible

Park in China Starts Rationing Fucking Toilet Paper with Facial Recognition

Man Gets Sight Back with the Use of a Fucking Tooth

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 175: Third World Dick

Sun, 19 Mar 2017 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Paco returns and attempts to explain the logistics of gay sex. Milky expresses his hatred of koalas. Pouch can't quite grasp a certain fetish.

Pouch here. Paco's back. It's her first appearance since her return from Uruguay, where she apparently observed the differences between Uruguayan and America children. Also, I think she really likes cannibalism. Intro/outro: Rammstein - Mein Teil

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Baby Born with 4 Fucking Legs and 2 Dicks

Town in Oregon is Available up for Fucking Sale

Paco's Tacos

Pouch's Fajitas: 5 Creepy Urban Legends That Happen to Be True (Part 7)

Armin Meiwes, Still from video

Prison Guards Describe the Most Disturbing Things They Saw

The Moors Murders

Paco's Extra Condiments:

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 174: This Booty Laced

Sun, 12 Mar 2017 10:01:42 -0500

In this episode, the boys celebrate 5 years of DLP with SPJ. Milky agrees with SPJ about everything. Pouch's imagination is captured.

Pouch here. SPJ seems hype as fuck since the last time he was on. We briefly celebrate the fact that SPJ has been on since the beginning... and that he was on every episode ending in "69." Intro/Outro: Patrick Stump - Who's the (Bat) Man

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Monowi, Nebraska - a Village of One fucking Person

New Smart Condom for Fucking

Someone Bought Hitler's Fucking Mobile Phone

Brothel in Barcelona Started Using Realistic Fuck Dolls

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 173: Joining the Third Floor

Sun, 05 Mar 2017 12:06:26 -0500

In this episode, Ness returns to express his feelings about hitting a milestone age. Milky talks about his trip to Uruguay. The guys get real about their lives and why they don't think they'll have children.

Pouch here. It looks like since Ness joined the third floor, he's been really introspective. So we get very real about shit. I know it's a comedy podcast, but we're human and we need to talk shit through sometimes. Hopefully, it's worth your time. Intro/outro: Motorhead - I Ain't No Nice Guy featuring Ozzy Osbourne and Slash.

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Swedish Politican Proposes Fuck Break

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 172: Tokyo Travel Vlog Commentary

Sun, 26 Feb 2017 09:58:32 -0500

In this episode, Pouch celebrates 5 years of Dropping Loads all by himself while Milky is in Uruguay. He commentates the first two episodes of Dropping Loads's Tokyo Travel Vlog, providing very little insight.

Pouch here. Forcing upon you guys another solo podcast. Expect a lot of heavy breathing and little to no interesting input to the beautifully done Tokyo Travel Vlogs, which can be found here. Intro/Outro: Furious Freak - Kevin MacLeod.

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 171: Lechita

Sun, 12 Feb 2017 10:24:59 -0500

In this episode, Milky suspects that something is wrong with Paco. Pouch was almost picked up by some older ladies. Milky explains the benefits of intimacy with an elderly woman.

Pouch here. Paco managed to sit in on one episode right before heading to Uruguay with Milky. However, Paco was acting very fucking weird. As for my plans while they're in Uruguay, expect a one week hiatus at some point and then a solo pod by me. Sorry, folks. Doing what I can while Milky is in a different country. Intro/outro: Church of Misery - Son of A Gun (David Berkowitz).

Get a Load of This

Hater App Coming to Fucking Bring People Together Mutual Dislikes

Fucking Hot Cheeto Shaped Like Harambe Selling for almost $100,000

A Fucking Roach was Found in Lady’s Head

Paco's Tacos

9 Haunted Roads In South Florida That Will Make You Piss Yourself

The Man from Taured

Serial Killer of the Day: David Berkowitz - The Son of Sam

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 170: Cocaine Holiday

Sun, 05 Feb 2017 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, Ness returns and although he's never committed any of the crimes discussed herein, he has some pointers. Milky and Ness have a very SPOILER-filled discussion about M. Night Shyamalan's Split. Pouch is still paranoid about the Bootyhole Senpai.

Pouch here. We almost didn't have Ness on, but through some serendipity, he came on! So be thankful! The guys felt the need to talk about the movie Split in lieu of a Metal Ness. It'll be back. Enjoy it in the meantime. Intro/outro: Journey - Don't Stop Believing.

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Guy Tries to Smuggle 24 Gallons of Fucking Moonshine as Water

Zoo Wants Female Orangutans to Fuck, has Them Choose Mate via Tablet

Stitches Gets Arrested for being a Fucking Stupid, Confident Person

Man Leaves Casino, Robs Bank, and Returns to Fucking Gamble

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 169: Sweet Meat

Sun, 29 Jan 2017 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, SPJ returns to preach the brilliance of Baller Blockin and review Chode One. Pouch is weirded out by a co-worker. Milky thinks that Fred Dorst is a snitch.

Pouch here. SPJ is back. We lost a fantastic episode while attempting to record. We'll briefly explain it in the episode. We had a lot of energy and we obviously missed SPJ if we recorded twice and each time, it was fucking hysterical. Unfortunately, you will never hear the lost 5 minutes of the first episode we attempted to record that day. Intro/outro: Minnesota - Lil Yachty

Get a Load of This

Someone tried to Smuggle 3,000 Fucking Pounds of Weed Disguised as Watermelons

Man has the World's Largest Dick, 19 Fucking Inches

Road Covered in Skittles, Meant to Feed our Fucking Cattle

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 168: I'm Just Hangry

Sun, 22 Jan 2017 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, Paco acts out strangely because she's hangry. Milky discovers the most amusing cops around. Pouch admits he's never spoken to a baby.

Pouch here. Paco hasn't been on in a bit and it seems like it's really affected her because she's acting very strange. I wasn't afraid to point out when she was acting weird. Listen in and see if she's as weird as I thought she was being. Intro/outro: "Weird Al" Yankovic - Eat It

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Girl Will Not Give Up Her Fucking Chicken McNuggets

Fire Department had to Free a Man from a Fucking Wall

Lady Can't Get Swiss Citizenship because Everyone in her Village Fucking Hates Her

Paco's Tacos

Demonic Babies

People Describe Their Scariest Family Secrets

Serial Killer of the Day: Long Island Serial Killer

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 167: The Bidet Story

Sun, 15 Jan 2017 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, Ness returns to regale us on his encounter with a Metal God. Pouch watches the LGBT channel, LOGO. Milky knows a lot about bidets.

Pouch here. Ness is back after about a month off and it looks like he's been sitting on a great story for a while. Listen in to see which Metal God he got to hang out with. Intro/outro: Tongo - Chop Suey.

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Tokyo Fucking Installs Smartphone Wipes in the Bathroom

A Fucking Tarantula Kills and Eats a Snake

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 166: Save Me, YahBoy!

Sun, 08 Jan 2017 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, SPJ brings us a new grand mystery about having sex on the Great Wall of China. Pouch wants to get SPJ to the Players Ball. Yahboy language takes over.

Milky here. This was our first podcast recording of the year, and it was a blast. It's always a blast when SPJ stops by to regale us with tales of pimpage, mysteries, and swag. For some odd reason, we decided to spend some time talking about celebrities in this episode. Hopefully, we don't bore everyone with our lack of pop culture knowledge. Enjoy! Intro/Outro: Nekrogoblikon - Nekrogoblikon

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Canadian Punches a Fucking Cougar to Save his Dog

Dumbass Tries to Fucking Sell Plastic Bag with Weed

Azealia Banks Practices Fucking Brujeria

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 165: Blood Magic

Sun, 01 Jan 2017 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, Paco goes through every type of extreme emotion. Milky is certain something bad will happen. The guys remember Carrie Fisher.

Pouch here. Happy New Year, folks. We recorded this episode the day that Carrie Fisher died and we were in mourning. So, expect us to be particularly sad during the first half of the episode. We'll miss you, Carrie Fisher. Thanks for helping make our childhoods that much better. Intro/Outro: John Williams - Princess Leia's Theme (from Star Wars [Original Motion Picture Soundtrack])

Get a Load of This

Santa Gives Out Candy Canes in a Bank and then Fucking Robs it

Snoop Dogg was Somebody’s Fucking Secret Santa

Paco's Tacos

Pouch's Fajitas: 10+ Of The Creepiest Things Kids Have Ever Said To Their Parents

People Describe Creepy Experiences as Kids They Still Can't Explain

Serial Killer of the Day: Juana Barraza - La Mataviejitas

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Presents: The Don Francisco Promise Historia

Wed, 28 Dec 2016 09:10:08 -0500

From the revered Super Pimp and honored practitioner, Semi-Permanent Jon discovers the ancient runes from which he translates the scholarly text that make up the history of the Don Francisco Promise. Become learned in the blessed Historia of the Don Francisco Promise as we journey from primordial beginnings to modern times. This is a work of factual fiction, orated by the great SPJ.

Dropping Loads Episode 164: Dat Jew Hate

Sun, 25 Dec 2016 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, Gad returns and he's very impressed with Rogue One. Pouch reflects on 2016. Milky just wants the cops to pay for his car window if they break it.

Pouch here. Who knew we'd end the year off with Gad? We tried to get another Semi-Permanent, but unfortunately, the one we had in mind was far too busy because of Christmas... so we had to bring in a ringer again. Thanks for 2016, guys. We'll see you in 2017. Intro/Outro: Michael Giacchino - Hope (from the original soundtrack of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story).

Get a Load of This

Guy Gets Fucking Stabbed Twice Within Hours

Cops Break into a Car because They Thought that an Old Woman had Fucking Frozen to Death

Two Chicks Chuck a Few Fucking Dildos at an Armed Burglar

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 163: Koalas Got Gonorrhea

Sun, 18 Dec 2016 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, SPJ lectures us on the mechanics of slanging dicks. Pouch reports on his time in Dallas. The guys continue their ongoing debate on threesomes.

Pouch here. Glad to be back after a week off. I had a lot of fun recording this episode, so I hope it shows. Someone please let us know what your rules on threesomes are, because we need to settle this debate. Also, don't forget that the Don Francisco Promise Historia will be released here on December 28th, 2016. Intro/outro: The Polyphonic Spree - Sonic Bloom.

Get a Load of This

Australian Man Punches a fucking Kangaroo in the Face

Company Looking for a fucking Emoji Translator

Fucking Great Rich Dude Pays for All Layaway Items at Walmart

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Presents: The Don Francisco Promise Historia Teaser Audio Trailer

Sun, 11 Dec 2016 10:57:00 -0500

Dropping Loads Presents: The teaser audio trailer to the Don Francisco Promise Historia featuring SPJ.

Pouch here. Unfortunately, Milky fell ill this week and therefore, we couldn't record. I was too busy preparing for Dallas and plus, I hate Simply Pouch episodes now. But rather than leave you with nothing, here's a little something just for you from SPJ himself. Enjoy!

Dropping Loads Episode 162: That was Pretty Gassy

Sun, 04 Dec 2016 11:36:58 -0500

In this episode Metal Ness returns and finally manages to get a beer. The guys get their egos stroked with some praise from a listener. Ness reviews a new record from a very underground metal band. The guys say a brief goodbye to Pure BS Podcast.

Pouch here. It's a been a while, but Ness finally came back. Yes, he was supposed to be on hiatus, but we didn't feel the need to announce it as it was supposed to be a brief one. Also, thanks a lot, Saul! Intro: Metallica - Spit Out the Bone, outro: Clutch - Drink to the Dead.

Get a Load of This

Girl wants to Make her Real Toe into a Piece of Jewelry

Metal Ness

Metallica's Hardwired to Self-Destruct

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 161: Mystic Mollies

Sun, 27 Nov 2016 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, SPJ discusses his survival plans for the Trump Administration. Pouch honeypotted SPJ. Milky has very oddly specific rules about threesomes.

Pouch here. After a few weeks, we finally got SPJ back on and as usual, he fucking brought it. Hope you guys had a great Thanksgiving. Thanks again for listening to our silly little podcast. Intro/outro: Trick Daddy (featuring Jazze Pha, Smoke & Money Mark) - Ménage a Trois

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Remember Your Loved Ones by Coating Your Shit in their Remains

Man Doesn't Know the Results of the Election and Doesn't Want to

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 160: Like God, but Black

Sun, 20 Nov 2016 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, a last minute cancellation causes the guys to bring in a ringer... or Milky's roommate, Gad. That is his real name. Pouch believes he knows Gad's middle name. Milky wants Marvel Studios to own the X-Men again.

Pouch here. Just as it says in this week's episode description, we had a cancellation. We sort of scrambled for a new guest and we asked a couple of Milky's available roommates and Gad answered the call. Let us know if you like him. Intro/outro: Vanilla Ice - Ninja Rap.

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Did Gad Go to Alaska to Steal a Sword?

Scumbag Steals Somebody's Identity to Run Away from Family

Guys Somehow Uses Wedding Rings as Cock Ring

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 159: Welcome to Trump World

Sun, 13 Nov 2016 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, Paco returns to help grieve over the results of the 2016 Presidential election. Milky reveals that he's very knowledgeable about tortillas and serial killers. Pouch is anti-Paco.

Pouch here. I think we've been pretty darn clear in the past on what we thought about our current president-elect. As a group of primarily minorities, we had no interest in electing a bigoted president. Apologies if we may have offended your political sensibilities, but we're upset and very concerned over the safety of our loved ones. Intro/outro: Michael Andrews - Mad World (featuring Gary Jules) Thunderclap Effects: Pablo Perez

Get a Load of This

Hiding Meth in Stacks of Tortillas

In China, High-beam Abusers Sit in Front of High-beams

Bike Lock that Tries to Induce Vomiting When Someone Tries to Steal it

Pouch's Fajitas

Chilling Horror Stories that Actually Happened

Paco's Tacos

Victor Ardisson - The Vampire of Muy

Corpse Brides

Ghost Follows Someone into a Taxi

Ghost Fucks with Cleaning People

Daughters of Serial Killers

Serial Killer of the Day: Todd Kohlhepp

Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 158: Roadhead

Sun, 06 Nov 2016 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, DLP takes a road trip to Tampa to attend a concert in which the mythical Alestorm headlined. On the way back home, the guys record an episode in the car and recap their experience.
Pouch here. Halloween day, we were driving back down from Tampa, where we saw Alestorm in concert, which was an incredible experience for everyone. Yeah, the episode sounds like shit, but I hope you still enjoy this episode out of our element.
Shit We Mentioned
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Dropping Loads Episode 157: Forever Busted - Halloween Special

Sun, 30 Oct 2016 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, Paco returns on short notice to help celebrate Halloween. Milky feels threatened by a lot of different things. Paco is fixated on real-life crimes, while Pouch can't stop laughing at the way Paco pronounces a ceremonial county in the England.
Pouch here! We almost didn't do it, but we managed to pull it off just before Halloween! It's our annual Halloween special. To settle our debate on the episode, this is our 4th annual Halloween special and as usual, I was creeped out by my own stories. Intro/outro: Elvis Presley - Love Me Tender. Thunderclap Effects: Pablo Perez
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Unexplained Hallucinations Cause the Shutting Down and Quarantine of an ER
Milky's Quesadillas
Unsolved Mysteries that Happened on Halloween
Pouch's Fajitas Ghost Stories from Buzzfeed Readers
Haunting Unsolved Murders
Creepiest Stories from the History of War
Paco's Tacos
Halloween Stories that Really Happened
Serial Killer of the Day: Leonarda Cianciulli: The Soap Maker of Correggio
Shit We Mentioned
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Dropping Loads Episode 156: How Does it Bleed?

Sun, 23 Oct 2016 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, Paco returns and expresses her love of sausage. Milky realizes how much he enjoys elderly English woman. Pouch doesn't regret his middle school music choices.
Pouch here. Despite the fact that Paco is supposed to be a vegetarian, it's ironic that we talked about meat for a long period of time on this episode. Spoilers: Paco hasn't been a vegetarian since last year. Intro/outro: 50 Cent - P.I.M.P.
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Veggie Meat that Tastes Like Meat and Bleeds
Scrappy Old English Lady Stuck in Bathtub for 4 Days
AirBnB Contest to Stay in Dracula's Castle
Paco's Tacos
Pouch's Fajitas: Here Is The Scariest Urban Legend From Every State
Ghosthunters Discover Fresh Body in Abandoned Hospital
Creepy Clown Stories
Full Video of Man Finding Creepy Campsite
Shit We Mentioned
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Dropping Loads Episode 155: It's Just Too Veiny

Sun, 16 Oct 2016 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, SPJ is on the hunt for new mysteries. Pouch knows the feeling of having every Pokemon ever. The guys brave Hurricane Matthew.
Pouch here. Yes, we surivived Hurricane Matthew. Thankfully, it didn't really touch South Florida too badly, so we were very much okay. Don't worry about us. You should be more focused on the nation of Haiti. Either way, SPJ has a lot to talk about, so let's also focus on him. Intro/outro: Bob Marley - Buffalo Soldier.
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Dominos Delivering by Canoe?
Taco Bell AirBnB Contest
Fifth Grader Expresses his Love
Shit We Mentioned
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Dropping Loads Episode 154: Ness has a Hangover

Sun, 09 Oct 2016 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, Ness nurses a hangover after drinking beer for hours. Pouch is afraid of being watched. In Ness's condition, Pouch steps in with metal news.
Pouch here. We recorded this episode under pretty funny circumstances. We had to wake Ness up after a drinking binge the night before. Like a champ, he woke up and made it through an entire episode while nursing a hangover. Give it up for him. Intro/outro: Alestorm - Hangover.
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Glass Bathroom is Built Over Forest in China
Pepe the Frog is Deemed a Hate Symbol
Woman Brings her Husband's Intestines through Customs
Metal Ness
Dorst is Keeping Limp Bizkit from Releasing an Album
Babymetal Getting a Show
Ghost is Far into Writing New Album
Shit We Mentioned
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Dropping Loads Episode 153: Land of the Rising Cock

Sun, 02 Oct 2016 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, SPJ reunites with Milky after a nearly a month and asks a lot of questions about Japan. Pouch and SPJ gossip about the job. It's discovered that SPJ will not bow to anybody.
Pouch here. We recorded two episodes in one day and it was mad fun. The Don Francisco Promise Historia was recorded and we can't wait for you guys to hear it. Thankfully, a lot of the enthusiasm spilled over to the regular episode. Intro/Outro: Bamboléo - The Gypsy Kings.
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Baby Born with a Fuckton of Fingers and Toes, Doctors Help with the Cost to Remove
Water-resistant Coating Meant to Deter Pissers
Real-Life Transformers: Big Cocks in Disguise
Shit We Mentioned
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Dropping Loads Episode 152: Hedgehog Penis

Sun, 25 Sep 2016 13:06:54 -0500

In this episode, the guys return from Japan and they can't stop talking about it. Pouch and Milky rave about the toilet seats, while Paco becomes a Perfect Weeaboo.
Pouch here. We're back from a two-week hiatus. Sorry guys, we were just having so much fun over there, that we just couldn't bring ourselves to even think about work, even if it is the podcast. We have a lot of Japan to talk about, so be prepared for that for the next few episodes. Intro/Outro: The Vapors - Turning Japanese.
Get a Load of This
Italian Supreme Court Makes Public Masturbation (NOT IN FRONT OF MINORS) Legal
Pouch's Fajitas
15 Medical Professionals Share the Creepiest Last Words They've Heard Patients Say

Paco's Tacos
Suicide Forest Stories 6 Creepy Unsolved Japanese Murders Serial Killer of the Day: Tsutomu Miyazak - The Otaku Murderer
Shit We Mentioned
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Dropping Loads Episode 151: Pulling Back the Curtains

Sun, 04 Sep 2016 08:32:40 -0500

In this episode, Milky and Pouch talk about their 150th episode landmark. Pouch pulls back the curtains a little bit. Milky tries to solve the mystery of Fred Dorst's red hat. The boys reminisce about great podcast moments.

Milky here, this episode was to touch base on how Pouch and I felt about our 150th episode landmark. We are very thankful for everyone who's helped us along the way and everyone who has listened to our silly little show. Thanks, guys! Intro/Outro: Teena Marie - Just Us Two

Shit We Mentioned
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Dropping Loads Episode 150: The ReVengeance

Sun, 28 Aug 2016 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, Semi Permanents SPJ, Paco, and Ness take over the show to celebrate 150 episodes. In his travels, SPJ has become Detroit's Most Wanted. Ness drinks a gallon of slurpee. Paco doesn't understand SPJ.
Pouch here. This is it. Another milestone episode. Episode 150. So we decided to celebrate it by handing the show over to our Semi Permanents. The guys who make the show every fucking week. We hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening, folks. Intro/Outro: Ja Rule - Put It on Me (Featuring Lil Mo and Vita)
Movie Power Not Hour
Baller Blockin'
Paco's Tacos
Dank Metal Tacos
Serial Killer of the Day: Ahmad Suradji
Metal Ness
Metallica's Hardwired
Ja Rule Metallica Cover
Baby Metal and Rob Halford
Wacken Open Air Festival: Lemmy Tribute
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Dropping Loads Episode 149: Widespread Panic Swag

Sun, 14 Aug 2016 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, SPJ makes an unexpected return and brings with him good and bad news. Milky is obsessed with the cinematic masterpiece known as Baller Blockin'. Pouch brings some fajitas. This episode is dedicated to Daisy, SPJ's beloved dog.
Pouch here. As explained, I didn't expect SPJ to be available the day we were recording, so I had originally only planned for an episode with just Milky and me. But then, something horrible happened that freed up SPJ's time. We'll miss you, Daisy. Intro/outro: Cash Money Millionaires featuring E-40 - Baller Blockin'
Get a Load of This
Two Obituaries for One Guy
Pizza ATM
Pouch's Fajitas
White with Red
I Told You to Smile
The Kaleidoscope
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Dropping Loads Episode 148: I Wanna See Your Wand

Sun, 07 Aug 2016 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, Ness returns from a musical journey, while Pouch returns from a geeky journey. Pouch is peer-pressured into doing more Simply Pouches. Ness' dad has a few choice words about pot smokers.
Pouch here. Hey, folks. Been out for a week, but we're all back and seemingly reinvigorated. We obviously had a lot to talk about in my and Ness' respective outings. Intro/Outro: Guns N' Roses - This I Love.
Get a Load of This
Dutch Man Waits at Airport for 10 Days for Girlfriend, Hospitalized for Physical Exhaustion

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Dropping Loads Episode 147: Decapitation Up in This Bitch

Sun, 31 Jul 2016 10:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Milky and Paco talk about being hooked on Netflix shows. Milky talks about an Illegal CIA project called Project MKUltra. Paco brings some movie-related Tacos.
Milky here. Paco and I put this week's episode together after some schedule conflicts with Pouch. He'll be back with us next week for sure. As always, when it's just Paco and I, we tend to drift and talk about horror movies, TV shows, or just plain out gibberish. Intro/outro: Koffin Kats - Chainsaw Massacre
Paco's Tacos Horror Movies that Were Actually Cursed
Horror Movies Inspired by True Events
Serial Killer of the Day - Phantom Killer

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Dropping Loads Episode 146: Fiddysophical

Sun, 24 Jul 2016 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, SPJ is renamed SPQ as he has become smitten with a male co-worker. Pouch updates everybody on working with SPJ as well as the We Out Instagram Guy. SPJ reviews Get Rich or Try Dying.
Milky here. This week's episode was a blast, like always. I feel like SPJ and Pouch came out swinging, as I stayed back and watched them spit some game on this mic. Now that they work together, I'm the third wheel every time we record. TWM (Third Wheel Milky) is probably gonna be my name from now on. I hope everyone enjoys this SPJ weirdness filled episode. Intro/outro: Skindred - Nobody
Get a Load of This
Woman Tries to Barbecue Food in Tub
Eight-Year-Old Girl Kung Fu Chops Invader
Nipple Man Caught
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Dropping Loads Episode 145: Unlimited Food

Sun, 17 Jul 2016 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, Ness returns and laments the lack of beer in his hand. The guys talk about the benefits of going on a cruise and Pouch seems fixated on one aspect. Milky wants to make sure he gets his money's worth.

Pouch here. We got the band back together finally. The absence gave us a lot to talk about. In the end, I was just happy not to be talking to myself again. Intro/Outro: Ensiferum - Heathen Horde
Get a Load of This
Cafe Fellatio
Police Break into House for a Lifeless Woman... Turns Out it was a Sex Doll
Woman has Loud Sex, Spent Time in Prison
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Dropping Loads Episode 144: Brolo Solo

Sun, 10 Jul 2016 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, joined by nobody, Pouch hosts the podcast alone once again, in which he gets a little real about behind the scenes podcast drama. Pouch complains about the Internet and tells spooky stories.
Pouch here. As explained in the podcast, we couldn't schedule a time. I was only available for 2 days in the week, one day was a holiday and the other, I was busy. So, you have to sit through another shitty solo episode. Or not. I don't suggest you do. Intro/outro: Hank Williams - I'm So Lonesome I could Cry.
Get a Load of This
Man Attempts to Apply for a Job, Gets Interview, Tries to Rob Job, and then Cries
Pouch's Fajitas
Neighbors
The Bad Dream
3AM
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Dropping Loads Episode 143: Selfie Sticks are Evil

Sun, 03 Jul 2016 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, Paco returns to preach her Punk lifestyle. Pouch is super hype about Harry Potter stuff. Milky names a new Pouch segment under Paco's segment.
Pouch here. If you hadn't noticed, things have been kinda tense here at DLP, with it showing on the last three episodes. For which I have to apologize. We've worked shit out and as you can see, we're all kinda giggly in this episode. Intro/outro: R. Kelly - I Believe I Can Fly
Get a Load of This
Porn Distributed to 6th Graders by Accident
Men in Black Seen Roaming Aimlessly on Roads
Paco's Tacos
Rhoda Derry
Judith Barsi
Serial Killer of the Day: Jane Toppan - Jolly Jane
Pouch's Fajitas
Space Angels
Helen and Walter Pestinikas
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Dropping Loads Episode 142: Queer Eye for the X-Men Guy

Sun, 26 Jun 2016 07:42:37 -0500

In this episode, SPJ returns and slightly teases on the Don Francisco Promise Historia. SPJ reviews the X-Men: Apocalypse joint, in which he explains the villain's other occupation. Pouch decides to end the Florida Man segment.
Pouch here. SPJ's new work schedule makes it so that we must accommodate an entirely different schedule. This was recorded over a week ago and therefore, it is dated. Thankfully, SPJ's stuff feels timeless as fuck. Sorry folks, I unceremoniously end the Florida Man segment. Just got tired of it. Intro/Outro: All Things (Just Keep Getting Better) - Widelife Featuring Simone Denny.
Get a Load of This
Florida Couple Fights Over Fart aka the Death of the Florida Man Segment
Woman Dropkicks Cake
Robot Runs Away from Lab
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Dropping Loads Episode 141: Lay Nasty Savagery

Sun, 19 Jun 2016 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, Ness returns and he just likes tits. Pouch won't let the beef go. Metal Ness reviews Nicolas Cage's son's band, Eyes of Noctum.
Pouch here. I brought an article that I knew would elicit discussion, but I never realized that it would take up the majority of the episode. Apparently, we like talking about tits. Intro/Outro: Eyes of Noctum - Devil's Wind.
Get a Load of This
Adult Breastfeeding Relationships
Nude Pop-Up Restaurant in Tokyo Bans Fatties and Oldies
Metal Ness
Nicolas Cage's son's band - Eyes of Noctum
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Dropping Loads Episode 140: Jesus Died with a Death Erection

Sun, 12 Jun 2016 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, Paco returns and is overwhelmed by the death erection. Pouch is disappointed that Paco doesn't want to start beef with SPJ. Milky hates a lot of things.
Pouch here. Unfortunately, we didn't record any audio from Milky's microphone. Shit happens. You could still hear him very clearly from the other mics, so it worked well enough. I tried my best to amplify segments of either Paco or my track, but it wasn't easy. Intro/outro: Alice Cooper - I Love the Dead.
Get a Load of This
Gravedigging Competition
China Introduces Women-Only Parking Spot because They Can't Park
Paco's Tacos
Human Experimentation in North Korea
Woman Fucks Dead Bodies
Cannibal Island
Serial Killer of the Week: Elizabeth Bathory - The Blood Contess
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Dropping Loads Episode 139: Trouser Snake

Sun, 05 Jun 2016 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, the boys return after a break to discuss a convention they attended. SPJ returns and he is praising the word of a new rapping sensation.
Pouch here. We took a break last week because we were going out of town for a convention and I simply didn't have any time to edit. The break really invigorated us because we had a lot to talk about. SPJ was back in the chair and as usual he didn't disappoint. Intro/Outro: Viper - You'll Coward Don't Even Smoke Crack.
Get a Load of This
TMNT AirBnB
Trouser Snake
Beijing S&M Restaurant
Emoji Bibe
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Dropping Loads Episode 138: We Are 138

Sun, 22 May 2016 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, Pouch racially profiles a Florida Man, while Milky admits to owning some BDSM gear. Ness returns for a special Metal Ness celebrating The Misfits.
Pouch here. We had to maneuver some stuff around in order to get Ness on for episode 138, but by a stroke of serendipity, we were perfectly aligned with the reunion of the Misfits. Totally worth it. Intro/Outro: The Misfits - We Are 138.
Get a Load of This
Beer Made from Belly Button Lint
Burger King Spa
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Dropping Loads Episode 137: Superboyz N the Hood 2

Sun, 15 May 2016 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, SPJ returns to review Captain America: Bloods vs. Crips. Milky has the entrepreneurial spirit. Pouch wants to know about your favorite moments from the show.
Pouch here. SPJ is back after a somewhat extended absence. We needed him to bring it and he really fucking brought it. Anyway, a couple ideas were spitballed in this episode, so we need YOUR support on them. First, Milky wants to do a premium episode about the history of the Don Francisco Promise. You've got to tell us if you'd be interested in listening to that. Second, let us know about your favorite clips from the show so that we can get together a Best of. Let me know the episode and the time signature. Please, we'd love you forever. Intro/Outro: Rihanna - Bitch Better Have My Money.
Get a Load of This
Floridian Wolverine
Pseudo-Florida Man Named Rhi-Rhi is Genius
Pop-up Pub Staffed by Dogs
KFC Nail Polish Tastes Like Chicken
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Dropping Loads Episode 136: Chancleta

Sun, 08 May 2016 06:57:33 -0500

In this episode, Paco discovers what has been deeply embedded in her Latin blood. Milky continues to share more from his childhood. The guys question the ethics of a serial killer.
Pouch here. This episode was a bit difficult to get out. Two attempts and scheduled particularly late in the week. In the end, I'm just glad we were able to get it out. It's our commitment to you guys. Milky edited this one, be sure to praise him for his skills when you get the chance. Intro/Outro: Riff Raff - Versace Python
Get a Load of This
Chinese Man Lives Alone in Village for 10 Years
Corpse Hotels in Japan
Paco's Tacos
Super Free
Okiku Doll
Human Pillars
Serial Killer of the Day: Miyuki Ishikawa
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Dropping Loads Episode 135: You Need to Check Your Privates

Sun, 01 May 2016 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, Random Guy Serge is back by popular demand and he declares he wants to go back to school. Pouch remembers when Milky asked him to check his genitals. The guys try to remember Prince.
Pouch here. You guys have been asking about RGS and he's back. I think I boosted his ego well enough to bring him back, but he's unwilling to commit to being a Semi-Permanent, coming on an episode by episode basis. Keep voicing your opinions and I'll keep telling him. Intro/outro: Prince - When Doves Cry.
Get a Load of This
Florida Man Stopped from Walking to Bermuda in Beach Ball Hamster Wheel
No Limp Bizkit Concert in Ohio
Nude Dining Experience
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Dropping Loads Episode 134: Why is Corey Feldman Hugging Me?

Sun, 24 Apr 2016 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, Paco returns to describe her experience at yet another convention. Pouch questions the value of a sober Paco. Milky is labelled "Mr. Charmer."
Pouch here. As with most of our episodes with Paco, it became a clusterfuck requiring far more time in post-production than any other Semi-permanent. All worth it in the end, she's entertaining and people like her. Intro/outro: Mystikal - Shake ya ass.
Get a Load of This
Florida Man Masturbates and Breaks Stuff
Bed Detects Fucking
Loch Ness Monster Prop Found
Paco's Tacos
Story story from the Old Tacos
Ghost Ships
African Albino People
Serial Killer of the Day: Dean Corll - The Candyman
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Dropping Loads Episode 133: I'm Parched

Sun, 17 Apr 2016 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, Ness returns and we talk about his recent appearance on Green Up podcast. Milky believes that there's only about 5 states in the US. The guys talk to a Swedish person.
Pouch here. This episode had one of those rare occasions where something I planned actually went well. I just found out about the Swedish Number that day and was worried that we weren't going to be able to reach anyone at that late hour. Thankfully, Edwin saved the day with his insomnia. Intro/Outro: Guns N' Roses - Welcome to the Jungle,
Get a Load of This
Bank Robbers Use Tin Foil to Elude Burglar Alarms
The Swedish Number: http://www.theswedishnumber.com
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Dropping Loads Episode 132: Armed, Dangerous, Enormous Rectum Featuring Lance Manion

Sun, 10 Apr 2016 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, author/blogger Lance Manion returns and updates us on his chinchilla lifestyle. Milky attempted to bed a female cop, while Pouch can't believe what Lance is saying.
Pouch here. We kinda missed our ol' buddy Lance Manion after recently celebrating National Have Sex with an Ugly Person Day. We were not disappointed. As usual, Lance has us doubling over from laughing at the most offensive shit you'll ever hear. Intro/Outro: Ludacris - Stand Up.
Get a Load of This
Florida Man Leads Police Through High-speed Chase, with Key in Asshole
Hobbits are Extinct and We're to Blame
Guy Builds Robot that Looks Like ScarJo
Chinese Morticians Use 3D Printing Tech to Restore Bodies
Popping Loads
Speedy Gonzales Movie
Voice of Admiral Ackbar Dies
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Dropping Loads Episode 131: Please, It's Too Much

Sun, 03 Apr 2016 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, Smokira Koryama reviews Pepsi Sakura, while SPJ reviews Batman x Superman: Dong of Justice with tons of SPOILERS. Pouch accidentally brings a Florida Dog article.
Pouch here. SPJ is back and he's reviewing a soda? That was not planned. He just happened to pick up the bottle at Milky Way Studios literally an hour before we started recording. It gave a good amount of contents, I think. SPOILERS for those who haven't seen Batman v Superman. Intro/outro: 2 Unlimited - Get Ready for This.
Get a Load of This
Florida Dog
Nurse Takes Picture of Unconcious Patient's Dick
Man Lives in a Box in a House
Gun Folds Up to Look like Phone
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Dropping Loads Epiosde 130: Black People Can't Time Travel

Sun, 27 Mar 2016 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, the guys welcome back Random Guy Serge. RGS comes back to once again weigh in on raising children and how certain ethnicities can't travel through time. Milky has something to say about homeschooled people.
Pouch here. I managed to convince RGS to come back for a full episode with Milky. It was a surprise even to him as I refused to tell him who are next guest was. It was a great episode that showcased exactly our chemistry with Serge. Intro/outro: Thin Lizzy - The Boys are Back in Town.
Get a Load of This
Eleven year old Kid Leads High Speed Police Chase in Cement Truck
Easter Bunny Brawl in New Jersey
New Zealand Domino's Wants to Deliver Pizza in Robot
School Administrators Union in France Want to Allow Smoking in School to Fight Terrorism
Popping Loads Captain America: Civil War Trailer
Andy Wachowski becomes Lilly Wachowski
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Dropping Loads Episode 129: Whose Titties These Be

Sun, 20 Mar 2016 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, Ness went to an Iron Maiden concert and returns to tell the story, while we learn about Pouch's ever-vigilant sphincter.
Pouch here. This episode got away from me. I have no idea what Ness and Milky are talking about through a quarter of it. But hey, it was funny as shit. Intro/outro: In Flames - Clayman
Get a Load of This
Florida Man Shits and Pisses in Cop Car after High-speed Chase
Shit Geyser and the Poor Woman
Tittygram
Metal Ness
Iron Maiden concert
In Flames - 3 devil horns and 1 middle finger out of 5 devil horns
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Dropping Loads Episode 128: The Ghost of Japan

Sun, 13 Mar 2016 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, Paco returns from her trip to Uruguay and spins quite a different yarn from Milky's. Pouch finds Paco's smile creepy. Milky is unimpressed with everything.
Pouch here. Paco's back and her version of the Uruguay trip is much different from Milky's. She's a bit different, and we, of course, shit on her for it. Intro/outro: Japan - Ghosts.
Get a Load of This
Traffic Halted because of a Nude Chick on Top of a Semi-Truck
Dog Found Behind Wheel of a Semi-Truck after Crash
Paco's Tacos
Mummified Man Found on Boat
Taxi Drivers in Japan Picking up Ghosts
Barbie.avi Urban Legend
Dead Woman Gives Birth during Burial
Uruguayan Urban Legend: Luz Mala
Serial Killer of the Day: Robert Berdella
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Dropping Loads Episode 127: Weed Exchange Rate

Sun, 06 Mar 2016 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, Milky returns from his visit to the homeland only to be questioned about weed by SPJ and Pouch. SPJ reveals that he's been working on #PretzelMania, while Pouch is more interested in introducing SPJ's new character.
Pouch here. And we're back to your regularly scheduled Semi-Permanent. It seems the absence really gave us a lot to talk about and we were having a ton of fun. Hope it reflects in the episode. Intro/outro: Frankie Goes to Hollywood - Relax.
Get a Load of This
Florida Man to Stare at Ted Cruz's Mouth for 2 Hours
UK McDonald's and KFC Bans Unaccompanied Teenagers Under 18
Fat Penguins Walking on Treadmills
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Dropping Loads Episode 126: Enhance the Experience

Sun, 28 Feb 2016 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, Pouch welcomes back former Semi-Permanent, Random Guy Serge for a one-time return to the microphone. Pouch reminisces on RGS's time with DLP and wonders if he would ever use a blow-up sex doll. RGS defends himself against allegations of hating everything.
Pouch here. Milky and Paco are out of town again. Rather than do another solo episode, I brought back good friend and former Semi-Permanent Random Guy Serge. Unfortunately, I didn't have use of Milky Way Studios, so there were definitely some technical difficulties in this episode. Normally, my perfectionism would have made me question whether or not I should release this episode, but I said, "Fuck it." Intro/outro: Eminem - Without Me
Get a Load of This
Florida Teen Somehow Opens Up Medical Practice and Plays Doctor
Actor had to Replace Two Fingers with Toes
Man uses Blow-up Doll as Scarecrow
MasterCard to Utilize Selifies as ID
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Dropping Loads Episode 125: Sneak a Sniff

Sun, 21 Feb 2016 09:57:04 -0500

In this episode, Ness is becoming a Metal God. Pouch confesses that he has a deviated septum, while Ness confesses that he is a compulsive sniffer.
Pouch here. We got back on track after last week's terrible offering and it seems that Ness had a lot to say on this week's Metal Ness. Next week Milky and Paco are out of town, so I will have a very special guest for next week's episode. Intro/outro: At the Gates - Slaughter of the Soul.
Get a Load of This
Florida Man Charged for Chucking an Alligator into a Wendy's
A Town in Slovenia Wants to Build a Beer Fountain
Sake-flavored Kit Kat
Spanish Government Didn't Come into Work for 6 Years
Metal Ness
At the Gates - 5 out of 5 Devil Horns
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Dropping Loads Episode 124: Florida Man

Sun, 14 Feb 2016 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, Pouch is once again hosting the podcast all by his lonesome. He tries and fails to do a commentary for the Florida Man documentary. He despises the documentary crew's boom mic operator. (Warning: this episode will not serve as a commentary track for the documentary.)
Pouch here. Yeah, the boys couldn't get it together this week, so instead, I tried my hand at a commentary track. Turns out, while I'm silently watching the movie (which doesn't work on a podcast), I tend to make a LOT of strange noises. Mostly wheezing. Therefore, although the movie was 50 minutes, I ended up cutting the episode down to only 37 minutes. So no, it's not a commentary track. However, you can hear my first reactions to the movie. It's not good. Forgive me.
Very Ape Productions
Florida Man Documentary on Vimeo

Dropping Loads Episode 123: Frog Dog

Sun, 07 Feb 2016 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, Paco returns and reminsces on her hatred of parrots. Milky pitches a new movie that he and SPJ will write. Paco and Pouch believe that Milky will kill somebody in his sleep.
Pouch here. We kinda scrambled to get this episode together. There's nothing more to say then it was great to get back in the studio with Paco. Intro/outro: Dokken - Dream Warriors
Get a Load of This
Florida Man Kisses Bird and Loses Part of his Lip
Florida Woman Takes it Upon Herself to Pull Over Cop for Speeding
German Shepherd with Short Spine Syndrome
Paco's Tacos
Man Exploring Caverns Finds Supernatural Shit First Video Second Video
Young Girls Try to Kill Friend because of Slender Man
Homicidal Sleepwalking
Serial Killer of the Day: William Heirens, the Lipstick Killer

Dropping Loads Episode 122: Two-Way Impostor

Sun, 31 Jan 2016 08:25:31 -0500

In this episode, SPJ Googles stuff and talks about it on the podcast. Pouch and SPJ argue about the outcome in The Big Short. Milky pitches a new video for Dorst.
Pouch here. Don't want to speak too soon, but I'm hoping we continue on track as we have been recently. SPJ always cracks us up and he didn't disappoint this time. Intro/outro: Trick Daddy Featuring J.V. and the Lost Tribe - Boy.
Get a Load of This
Florida Man Kills his Cross-Dressing Voodoo Priest Boyfriend
Smug Fugitive Sends Selfie to Police because He Didn't Like His Mugshot
Flying Kick to Stop Carjack
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Dropping Loads Episode 121: Always

Sun, 24 Jan 2016 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, Pouch and Ness express their grief over giants, David Bowie, Alan Rickman, and Lemmy Kilmister in the saddest episode ever. Milky respects people's game.
Pouch here. We definitely intended to eulogize these great men, but I didn't anticipate that it would end up being our saddest episode ever. Raise your glasses with us to some wonderful, talented guys. Intro/outro: Rock 'n' Roll - Motorhead.
Get a Load of This
Someone Replaces Vodka with Water
Government Employee Caught Disguising Man as Elderly Woman to Show Support
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Dropping Loads Episode 120: The Milky and Paco Show

Sun, 17 Jan 2016 12:56:34 -0500

In another Pouchless episode, Milky and Paco recall their vacation in St. Augustine. Paco reminisces on her strange childhood. Milky makes a bold statement about imaginary friends.
Pouch here. Yeah, my day job's schedule was a complete asshole, so I couldn't get around to recording with Paco and Milky. I personally think that they did a pretty great job, but YOU guys gotta let them know. Intro/Outro: Welcome Home (Sanitarium) - Metallica.
Paco's TacosPhossy Girls
The Murder of Tim McLean
Little Girl's Imaginary Friend
Toy Clown Rapes Little Girl?
Serial Killer of the Day: Nannie Doss - The Giggling Nanny
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Dropping Loads Episode 119: Chicken Don't Snitch

Sun, 10 Jan 2016 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, SPJ returns to share his research into the vape life. SPJ explains how chickens are the perfect tool for robbery. Pouch talks about talking to Henno. Milky can't figure out what his favorite Quentin Tarantino movie is.
Happy New Year! It's 2016 and we decided to start the year off with SPJ! He was pretty eager to go, so we were glad to bring him back. Intro/outro: Stitches - Brick in Yo Face.
Gotham Lights Podcast @GothamLights
Get a Load of This
Asshole Florida Man 911 Operator Puts People on Hold to Play Video Games
Prayers for Dog with Ham on Face
Angry Man Releases Chickens into Police Station
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Dropping Loads Episode 118: 'Ello Govna!

Sun, 27 Dec 2015 10:57:00 -0500

In the last episode 2015, Ness returns to give a very SPOILER-filled review of Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Ness and Milky pressure Pouch into doing an English accent, when Pouch just wants to review the year. Thanks for listening this year.
As this year comes to end, I like to reflect on all the cool shit that happened this year. Seriously, guys, I can't thank you enough for listening all year and motivating us. It's been a pleasure and let's hope 2016 brings some more cool shit. Also, here's a massive SPOILER WARNING! We talk Star Wars without mercy! Intro/Outro: John Williams - Star Wars Main Title Theme.
Get a Load of This
Old Lady Spends Four Days in Public Bathroom, Knits Sweater and Eats Mints
Jazz Musician Plays Sax as he Undergoes Brain Surgery
Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

Dropping Loads Episode 117: Once a Upon a Time Ago

Sun, 20 Dec 2015 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, SPJ returns to pitch his new Science Fiction thriller, Pretzelmania 15: Vape at the Beach. Milky wants to talk soccer news so badly, while Pouch ignores him in favor of cat forehead perfume. #pretzelmaniayes

Our Semi-Permanent situation has been so off recently, but thankfully, SPJ came in at the very last minute and brought down the house. As you can tell, I lost it a couple times. Please hit us up on Twitter for #pretzelmaniayes. Intro/Outro: Higher - Creed. Get a Load of This Found at School, Skeleton Made of Real Human Bones Company in Japan is Making Perfume that Smells like a Cat's Forehead South Korea Psych Hospital is Simulating Funerals Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

Dropping Loads Episode 116: Milky/Pouch Experiment

Sun, 13 Dec 2015 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, Milky and Pouch attempt to host the pod together with no Semi-Permanent. They found little success. Pouch complains about the sudden influx of Snape Haters, while Milky edits gay porn and makes gay jokes.
Pouch here. As I bitterly declared, we had one of our Semi-Permanents cancel on us and we couldn't get anybody on in such short notice. I was set on doing a solo podcast, but Milky insisted that we try doing an episode with just him and me. The results are... Well, you be the judge. Intro/Outro: Just the Two of Us - Bill Withers
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Green Up Podcast
Get a Load of This
Florida Woman Grew Mold on Tit Implants
MouseMingle, a Place for Disney Fans Meet

Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

Dropping Loads Episode 115: Jackhammer Jesus

Sun, 06 Dec 2015 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, SPJ returns to inform us of some sacrilegious sex toys and then introduce us to a red diaper-clad Sean Connery, in a new Semi-Plot. Pouch explains the new sneak peek of Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice.
Pouch here. SPJ returns and although he didn't bring us any new stuff from the #DeepDankWeb, we still had fun reading the descriptions some weird sex toys. Intro/outro: Combichrist - No Redemption.
Get a Load of This
Bad Florida Woman Story, She Runs Over Man's Foot
Man Involved in Domestic Abuse Scene with Spider
Some Assholes Dump a Newborn Baby
Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

Dropping Loads Episode 114: Banana Fights

Sun, 29 Nov 2015 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, Ness returns to express grief over the loss of Phil "Filthy Animal" Taylor, the original drummer of Motorhead, in a new Metal Ness. Milky has flashbacks of banana warfare. Pouch thinks Italian New Yorkers dance the Macarena.
Pouch here. Back from my sick leave and completely rejuvenated. It seemed all of us were excited to get back to the normal recording routine. There was a lot to talk about. Intro/Outro: Motorhead - Ace of Spades.
Get a Load of This
Bananas are a Dangerous Weapon, as Used by the Florida Man
Woman Missing 10 Years, Found in Internet Cafe
Selfie Stick Defense Classes
Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

Dropping Loads Episode 113: Simply Not Pouch

Sun, 22 Nov 2015 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, Pouch takes his first absence from the podcast, leaving Milky and Paco to run the show. The couple bicker about how Paco is both a punk kid and dramatic girl obsessed with death. Milky watches gay porn for the first time.
Pouch here. I wasn't feeling very well the day that we were supposed to record, so I decided to take a sick day. It was the first time I've ever been absent from the podcast and after 110+ episodes, I think I've accrued more than enough sick time. Unfortunately, I left Milky scrambling and thankfully, he put something to together last minute and even edited the episode. What a trooper. Intro/outro: Partytime - 45 Grave
Get a Load of This
Florida Man Gets Head and then Shoots Her in Head
Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

Dropping Loads Episode 112: Fetal Goo

Sun, 15 Nov 2015 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, Paco returns to introduce her trusty Bitchstick and the various scenarios in which she had to use it. Pouch doesn't understand Shia Labeouf. Milky thinks that Tommy Lee Jones is melting in his new Milky's Tacos.
Pouch here. I wish I had more to say about this episode, but with our posts, the less I have to say, the better, right? In more ways than one. The episode came together pretty damn well, but then again, there wasn't anything that would have suggested the opposite. Just enjoy us shitting on Paco once more. Intro/outro: Aqua - Barbie Girl.
Get a Load of This
Badass Kid Bites the Fuck out of a Venomous Snake
Shia Labeouf is an Egomaniac
Paco's Tacos
Man Gets Exposed to Uranium, Proceeds to Melt. Kept Alive for Scientific Curiosity
Fetal Goo
More Zombies
Serial Killer of the Day: Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka - Ken and Barbie Killers
Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

Dropping Loads Episode 111: Deep Dank Web

Sun, 08 Nov 2015 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, SPJ returns to regale us with his adventures surfing the Deep Dank Web, while Pouch becomes sufficiently depressed. Milky gets confused about one of Pouch's articles and nearly misses the point. SPJ reviews The Martian in a new Semi-Plot.
Pouch here. Can you believe that SPJ explored the Deep Dank Web? He really brought some fantastic content this episode. I'm fascinated yet terrified by all the stuff on there. Intro/outro: Electric Six - Electric Six.
Get a Loads of This
Florida Woman Strips Down and Improperly Uses Ketchup
Grandpa Leaves 5-year-old Girl in Desert with Gun
Taiwanese Pharmacy Students Get Sick after Haunted House Party, Performs Mass Exorcism
Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

Dropping Loads Episode 110: Hitting the Keg

Sun, 01 Nov 2015 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, Ness returns to discuss the new Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer. Milky teaches Ness something new, while Pouch is startled by a penis. The boys discuss the semantics of souls and three-ways.
Pouch here. We had another guest planned for today to give the Semi-Permanents a break for giving so much great content over the past few months. However, shit happens and they had to cancel the day before. We scrambled and managed to bring on Ness because, well, Star Wars. Intro/outro: Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Heart.

Get a Load of This
Florida Man Wants his Foreskin Back
Man Finds that the Twin he Absorbed in the Womb is the Father of his Child
Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

Dropping Loads Episode 109: Simply Pouch

Sun, 25 Oct 2015 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, Pouch hosts the episode by himself again, in which he poorly recounts the story of his dog and explains his beef with the politically correct culture. Pouch discusses the new Star Wars trailer.
Pouch here. Yep, another solo episode. The feedback I got from last time I did this was pretty good, I decided to do it again when Milky was unavailable. I just didn't want to leave you with no episode for a week. Just trying to give you your DLP fix. Intro/outro: Bobby Vinton - I'm Mr. Lonely.
Get a Load of This
Florida Woman Livestreams Her Drunk Driving
Woman Wants to Get Her Daughter High, Smuggles Drugs in Tampons
Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

Dropping Loads Episode 108: Suh'in Good Good - Halloween Special

Sun, 18 Oct 2015 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, the boys celebrate Halloween for the third time. Pouch and Paco mix it up a bit and switch up their segments. Paco brings in some grotesque news items for a Spooky edition of Get a Load of This, sure to make you gag. Her side of Tacos delves into technology and murders. Pouch brings some spine-tingling shorts about creepy children for Pouch's Tacos.
Pouch here. Unfortunately, this Halloween special wasn't quite as planned out in the past, but I think we still succeeded in creeping you the fuck out. At least, I hope. Intro/Outro: The Misfits - Halloween. Thunder claps sound effect courtesy of Pablo Perez.
Get a Load of This: Spooky Edition
Florida Man Mutilates Girlfriend During Sex, When She Calls Out Ex's Name
Man Loses Most of his Face to Flesh-Eating Virus
Man Stores 21 Severed Vaginas in his Freezer
Pouch's Tacos
5 Gruesome Murders with Ghost Stories
The Disappearance of Amy Lynn Bradley
Creepy Things Kids have Said to their Babysitters
Paco's Tacos
Meat YouTube
Harvey Glatman. Photos of his victims: Shirley Ann Bridgeford, Ruth Mercado, Judy Ann Dull
Serial Killer of the Day: Béla Kiss
Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

Dropping Loads Episode 107: La Bombita

Sun, 11 Oct 2015 10:58:00 -0500

In this episode, Milky becomes an expert in La Bombita, while Pouch is just confused. Ness has been living the Metal life and reviews the new Iron Maiden album, The Book of Souls.
Pouch here. I was burnt out last week. There was just a lot of things I needed to get done and I decided to ask Milky edit this one. There is a difference in our editing styles, so do not be alarmed. Intro/outro: Iron Maiden - Tears of a Clown.
Get a Load of This
An Unnerving Rise in Beard Transplants
Spider Found in Woman's Ear
Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

Dropping Loads Episode 106: Ganjahorn

Sun, 04 Oct 2015 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, SPJ returns to discuss his weeaboophobia. Milky makes a strong attempt to be politically correct. Pouch believes that flammable gas is a myth.
Pouch here. Time to get back in regular rotation here. We've had some interruptions in our cycle to bring some good friends, but we've some stuff to take care of. Intro/outro: Rise of the Chaos Wizards - Gloryhammer.
Get a Load of This
Florida Man Throws Liter Bottle of Piss at Cops
Dumbass Sets Fire to Gas Pump Trying to Kill Spider
Registered Slide Offender
PETA Suing for Monkey's Ownership of Selfie
Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

Dropping Loads Episode 105: America Sucks and Kill Whitey

Sun, 27 Sep 2015 10:57:00 -0500

In this episode, the guys welcome back the renowned author, Lance Manion, where he rants on Caitlyn Jenner and chinchillas. Pouch thinks everything can be a sitcom.
Pouch here. We've been meaning to get our buddy, Lance Manion, back on for a long time, but we became a little complacent with our cycle of Semi-Permanents. We just didn't want to break up the routine too much. It was easy to just sit back and not worry about guests. However, Lance is a funny guy and I think our newer listeners could get a kick out of him. Check out his book coming out soon, entitled What You Don't Understand. Intro/outro: SR-71 - Politically Correct.
Get a Load of This
Foot-Sniffing Florida Man Gets Caught After a High-Speed Scooter Chase
Man Ticketed while Riding Horse Home, Drunk
Teen Charged for Having Nude Photos of Himself
Dog Helps Lost Dog
Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

Dropping Loads Episode 104: Escalator's No Joke

Sun, 20 Sep 2015 10:55:00 -0500

In this episode, Paco returns and attempts to plan something for the 200th episode of Dropping Loads. Milky wants to start pimping girls' feet. Pouch tries to hustle his parents' mangoes.
Pouch here. After last episode's low hum, I'm sure you guys are excited for some clarity. It's back to the slightly better than sub-par audio quality here. Personally, I think we pulled this together nicely. Hope you enjoy it. Intro/outro: Koffin Kats - Chainsaw Massacre.
Get a Load of This
Florida Man Crawling on the Floor, Sniffing Girls' Feet Man Tries to Sell New Spray, Doesn't Shower for 12 Years
Paco's Tacos
Another Black-Eyed Child Sighting at Chase Forest Girl Possibly Buried Alive, Pounding Heard from Grave Camera-Shy Doll Disappears Mom Falls into Escalator, Gets CrushedSerial Killer of the Day: Delphine Lalaurie
Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

Dropping Loads Episode 103: They're Overporned

Sun, 13 Sep 2015 10:55:00 -0500

In this episode, Pouch takes the reins and attempts to navigate the podcast alone. Steven and Fred Dorst of Pure BS Podcast guest star to promote their upcoming 100th episode and commandeer the podcast where they can get real. DLP goes back to its roots and talk parenting. This time, with an actual parent.
Pouch here. As explained in the episode, Milky was busy prepping for something. Rather than skip another week and get bitched out by Dorst, I decided to host the podcast with Steven and Ben from Pure BS Podcast in anticipation of their 100th episode due on October 5th. Be sure to check that out. Yes, I'm aware there's a high-pitched buzz in the background. Try to deal. Intro/Outro: Thomas Newman - Shawshank Prison (Stoic theme).
Get a Load of This
Florida Man Passes Out in KFC Drive-Thru
Florida Man Plays with his Penis in Burger King
Hardcore 5-year-old Russian Kids Break Out of Kindergarten to Purchase Car
Shit We Mentioned
For more information about the topic discussed on this episode, visit the official Dropping Loads website.

Dropping Loads Episode 102: Straight Outta Dongguan

Sun, 06 Sep 2015 10:56:00 -0500

In this episode, Ness returns and reviews the dreaded Babymetal. Milky continues to hate the Florida Man. Pouch is excited for the upcoming Star Wars theme park. The boys eulogize a lot of people.
Pouch here. I had no idea we would have that much to talk about, but in the end, it turned out great. We got to say to goodbye to a ton of people whom we admired over the years. Intro/outro: Babymetal - Babymetal Black.
Get a Load of This
Florida Man Tries to Drive Away while Car is Being Towed
26 Cockroaches Found Living in Dongguan Man's Ear
Shit We Mentioned
For more information about the topics discussed on this episode, go to the official Dropping Loads website.

Dropping Loads Episode 101: It's Morphine Tyme

Mon, 31 Aug 2015 10:30:52 -0500

In this episode, the boys briefly discuss the 100th episode. SPJ returns and is strangely obsessed with the versatility of condoms. Milky doesn't want to acknowledge the Florida Man anymore. Pouch is a terrible journalist.
Pouch here. You guys saw the 100th episode yet? It was fun, but it's back to the old grind. SPJ returns with the same fire that we saw last week, tearing the house down once again. Intro/outro: NWA - Straight Outta Compton.
Get a Load of This
Florida Man Shits on a Church Man Gets Bionic Dick Japanese Chef/Porn Star Makes Shit-Flavored Curry
Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

Dropping Loads Episode 100: Jitney from Space

Mon, 24 Aug 2015 14:02:55 -0500

In the episode, DLP turns 100 with a special live-streamed episode featuring all three Semi-Permanents. Paco serves up some Tacos, Ness talks metal old and new in Metal Ness, and SPJ presses the Urban SAP button in Semi-Plot. Milky just wants to see an upside-down Asian.
Pouch here. Originally entitled the "Dropping Loads 100th Episode Over-the-Hill Jump-the-Shark Extravaganza Celebration to Commemorate 100 Episode," I decided against that when nobody found it funny but me. So, as expected, the live stream was a complete clusterfuck. Most of which had to do with serious technical difficulties with Paco's segment. Yes, we tested everything prior to going live, but shit happens. Aside from all of that, we had a great time and now that we know we are capable of doing a live stream, we may or may not revisit that in the future. Intro/Outro: Architects of Fear - Don't Poke a Dead Guy
Get a Load of This
Florida Man Caught Robbing Chinese Food as Teletubby
Florida Man Wants a Big Dick
Paco's Tacos
Cell Phone of Little Boy Sleeping and Unknown Selfie-takerCannock Chase Murders/ Black Eyed Kids Richard Ramirez Voice MailSerial Killer of the Day: Dean Corll - The Candy Man
Metal Ness
Speed of Light by Iron MaidenMeliora by Ghost
Special thanks to El Henno for providing us with some sick riffs for the Metal Ness segment. Check out Moving the Needle Podcast and Gotham Lights Podcast. Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website.

Dropping Loads Episode 99.5: That's Not for Killing, That's for the People

Sun, 16 Aug 2015 10:51:09 -0500

In this episode, Paco returns to discusses her dump tour of New York as the boys explain more than just the subways of New York and New Jersey. Milky expresses his love for trash TV.
The 100th episode is upon us next week. Episode 99.5 is certainly a weird number and I did indeed get shit for messing with the numbers, but I decided to keep with tradition so long ago when we wanted to have one more episode before the big 10th episode. Also, we needed Paco to come in and complete the cycle of Semi-Permanents before the 100th and she wanted to recount her version of New York and New Jersey. Be sure to catch the 100th next weekend, August 22nd at 6PM EST. Check the FB event for details. Intro/Outro: Inner Circle - Bad Boys
Get a Load of This
Florida Man Distracted by Dog, Overturns Truck on Highway
Paco's TacosGrannybal Lecter Eyeballs Stuffed in Ass Creepy Clown Found in GraveyardSerial Killer of the Day: Anatoly Onoprienko - The Beast of Ukraine
Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website.

Dropping Loads Episode 99: Compelling

Sun, 09 Aug 2015 13:26:22 -0500

In this episode, Ness returns and has a craving for coke. Milky shares his experiences in New York and New Jersey, while Pouch loses his voice. Ness loves the new Iron Maiden clip.
Pouch here. The length of this episode surprised the hell out of us. We didn't realize that the episode had run that long, but I suppose those are probably the best episodes because we're far too into the conversation to check the time. Don't forget the 100th episode live-stream! It will be streamed on our YouTube channel on August 22nd at 6PM EST. Intro/Outro: DMX - X Gonna Give it to Ya.
Get a Load of This
Florida Man Tries to Chew Off Fingerprints Remains of Meth Lab Found at Taco Bell Drone Drops Box of Drugs in Prison Yard
Metal Ness
No more Mayhem Festival Slipknot Bassist Passes Out on StageBody Count - Manslaughter - Verdict: Metal as fuckIron Maiden Clip
Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website.

Dropping Loads Episode 98: Sh!t in One

Sun, 02 Aug 2015 14:43:38 -0500

In this episode, SPJ returns to review Dorian Gray and pitch a new murder/mystery golf film entitled Sh!t in One. Pouch is reeling from the solo podcast from last week, while Milky adores the subject of Sh!t in One. The boys announce the date of the 100th episode live stream.
Pouch here. Be thankful this episode came out on time, as I've been battling a sickness retrieved from Paco who, in turn, caught it from Milky. Also, I have to be thankful for all the great compliments I received from last week's solo episode. For the most part, the verdict is in and I will likely do another solo podcast down the line if we are unable to get together for a recording session. Also, we announce the date of the 100th episode live stream. Intro/Outro: Kush James Featuring Casino Gwaup Shawty Boy - We Know.
Get a Load of ThisNaked Florida Man Dives Through Windows
Old Man Humps Bush
Someone is Determined to Shit in Golf Holes
Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website.

Dropping Loads Episode 97: Pouch Alone

Sat, 25 Jul 2015 11:52:30 -0500

In this episode, Pouch hosts the podcast all by himself. He recounts his meeting with a Bulgarian girl, updates you on Boludo, poorly imitates a few people, and offers up his opinion on the trailers for Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice and Suicide Squad.
Originally, because Milky and I couldn't schedule a date before he left on vacation, we were thinking of skipping this week's episode. Rather than deprive you folks of an episode, I decided to just do a solo episode in order to keep the content going... even if it is bad. This episode was an experiment. If you guys don't like it, then let me know and I won't ever do it again. But I won't know unless you say something. Intro/outro: Celine Dion - All By Myself.
Get a Load of This
Florida Man Rams Head into Bus, Cracks Glass because of Bus Fare
Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website.

Dropping Loads Episode 96: Fat Man Yee

Sun, 19 Jul 2015 12:12:22 -0500

In this episode, Paco returns and regales the boys with yet another convention story, also her meeting with Kevin Smith. Pouch updates us on Boludo, while Milky reminisces on the good ol' days of the Florida Man segment.
Apologies if the first five minutes of the podcast were a little brutal, I was having a very off day. Otherwise, the rest of the episode is relatively good, I hope. I was seriously considering having SPJ stand-in for me, but everybody insisted I continued as always. Regardless, the 100th episode live stream is on the horizon. Look for the date. Intro/Outro: Avril Lavigne - Hello Kitty.
Get a Load of This
Oklahoma Woman Pulls Out Knife on Teenagers at Taco Bell
Chinese Man Raised Bears for 2 Years, Thought They were Dogs
Paco's Tacos
Hello Kitty Murder Insane Woman Dismembers Baby Family Receives Creepy Letters before Moving into New HouseSerial Killer of the Day: Richard Ramirez - The Night Stalker
Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website.

Dropping Loads Episode 95: Blow Hot Air

Sun, 12 Jul 2015 17:07:38 -0500

In this episode, the DLP boys recount their Supercon adventure and meeting Kevin Smith. Milky wants to be the #1 fluffer in the world, while Pouch gets hate mail. Ness develops a new character and brings another edition of Metal Ness.
Pouch here. There was a lot to talk about with Ness, therefore, it ran a little longer than expected. Listen now for all to hear, we've decided what we're gonna do for the 100th episode. Listen to the episode to find out! Intro/Outro: At the Organ with Christopher Bowes - David Tennant's Hands.
Get a Load of This

Tortilla Laser Cut, Playable on Record Player
Alabama Man Wants to Reward You with $10,000 if You Find Him a Committed Girlfriend
Metal NessMaximum the Hormone - Verdict: Not MetalTransmetal - Verdict: Metal as Fuck
Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website.

Dropping Loads Episode 94: No Rubber

Sun, 05 Jul 2015 13:38:16 -0500

In this episode, SPJ returns and tells us the results of his personality test. Facebook cracks down on Milky's name, while Pouch continues to praise listeners. SPJ reviews Jurassic Swirl on a new Semi-Plot.
Pouch here. After taking a break last week to attend a convention, SPJ returns with fire, almost causing Milky to wet himself. Hopefully, you have as much as we did. There's only 6 more episodes before the big 100. Please let us know what you think by emailing us at droppingloadspodcast@gmail.com or Tweeting us via #dlpold and #barelylegal96. Intro/Outro: John Williams - Theme from Jurassic Park
Get a Load of This
Florida Man Tries to Sell Live Shark in Front of Supermarket
Florida Man Shoots Himself in Leg During Gun Safety Class
Man Robs Bank, Spends 5 Years in Prison, and Robs Same Bank After Getting Out
Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website

Dropping Loads Episode 93: Taco Fart

Sun, 21 Jun 2015 12:23:36 -0500

In this episode, Paco returns to bring some new tasty Tacos and finds the hilarity in sporks. Milky seems intent on coining new terms to describe Paco's Tacos, while Pouch refuses to believe in bed sheet ropes.
Pouch here. Yeah, there are some abrupt cuts in there, but it doesn't mean it isn't a good episode. Shit happens and sometimes things briefly fall apart. I promise you that nothing cut was really worth a listen. Episode 100 is just around the corner folks. Please don't forget to email us at droppingloadspodcast@gmail.com or via Twitter with #dlpold #barelylegal96. Intro/Outro: Tonto's Giant Nuts Featuring Johnny Depp and Bruce Witkin - Little Lion Man
Get a Load of ThisInmate was Intending to Escape via Bed Sheet Ropes
Sitcom-educated Dumbass Tries Impersonate Girlfriend to Take Test
Paco's Tacos
Dead Zone on Mount Everest has over 200 Dead Bodies Skinwalker in New Mexico Plane Crash Audio and Transcripts The Murder of James BulgerSerial Killer of the Day: Graham Young
Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website.

Dropping Loads Episode 92: You Shall Not Pass

Sun, 14 Jun 2015 12:57:00 -0500

In this episode, Ness returns to weigh in on the new PornHub project and heads to Sweden for his band recommendation on Metal Ness. The boys say goodbye to the legendary Christopher Lee.
Too many things to talk about and so little time, but it's always a blast with Ness. It seems we've relegated porn industry and music news to the Mighty Ness. It only makes sense. Also, please send us your suggestions for the 100th episode at droppingloadspodcast@gmail.com or Twitter using #dlpold and #barelylegal96. We may or may not be working on something for the Metal Ness segment. Intro/Outro: Ghost - Cirice.
Get a Load of This
Florida Man Dances on Roof of Sheriff's Car to Prevent Sacrifice of Children by Vampire
PornHub wants to make Porn in Space

Metal Ness
Metsatoll - Verdict: Folk as FuckGhost - Verdict: Metal as Fuck
Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website.

Dropping Loads Episode 91: Spittin' Dat Game on Dis Mic

Sun, 07 Jun 2015 11:23:59 -0500

In this episode, the boys celebrate their inclusion into the BS Podcast Network. SPJ returns to express his disappointment in the masses for honoring Kanye West with an honorary doctorate and reviews Mad Max: Furry Road in a new edition of Semi-Plot.
Pouch here. SPJ took a brief hiatus, but he's back and seems pretty revved up to go, despite being particularly fascinated with Snoop Dogg and cooking steaks over lava. As you can see, we had one hell of a time with him back in the third seat, especially during his review of a movie soo good that he didn't want to talk about it. Intro/Outro: Junkie XL - Blood Bag
Get a Load of This
Old Florida Man Just Wanted to Sit in his Favorite Seat and Play Bingo
SkinBook Allows to Tattoo on Skin-like Paper
Face Transplant Recipient Meets Sister of Donor
Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website.

Dropping Loads Episode 90: Strip Club Rolodex

Sun, 24 May 2015 11:46:55 -0500

In this episode, Milky and Paco return from Orlando with tales of bad DJs and jello shots. Pouch suddenly enjoys Sweden and its wonderful people. Milky comes up with a new theme song for Paco's Taco. Paco almost forgets a Taco and Pouch picks up the slack.
It's true that our episodes come together at the last possible moment, but we really pulled it together last moment here. Another Semi-Permanent couldn't come through and the Taco gathering had not yet commenced. It turned out much better than expected. Intro/Outro: The Divine Comedy - Sweden
Get a Load of This
Florida Man Wanted to be Tased, Runs Around Airport in Underwear Florida Man Robs Bank by Taxi Swedish Man Roars at Bear, Bear Gets Scared
Paco's TacoFlorida Man Psycho Surgeon Green Man Legend Man Steals Corpses to Dress up as Dolls Hinterkaifeck Ex-Boyfriend Secretly Living in Girl's House Blanche MonnierSerial Killer of the Day: Karl Denke
Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website.

Dropping Loads Episode 89: I'm Gonna Make You Tasty

Sun, 17 May 2015 11:04:29 -0500

In this episode, Ness returns with a new installment of Metal Ness, where he adds a new feature, recommending a band from a different country. Pouch is completely awestruck by the possibility of a head transplant, while Milky seems interested in a ride that is supposed to simulate death.
There are definitely some audio issues with this episode and I did my best to hide them, but you will likely hear them at some point or another. This is one of those episodes that got away from us as you can see that we ended the episode immediately following Get a Load of This. We had a lot of stuff to talk about, it seems. Intro/Outro: Gotsu Totsu Kotsu - Harakiri
Metal NessGotsu Totsu Kotsu - Verdict: Metal as Fuck
Get a Load of This
Florida Woman Pours BBQ Sauce on Husband and Chases him with Knives Woman Puts Feet Skin Shavings in Roommate's Milk This Ride Wants You to Feel Dead Human Head Transplant
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Dropping Loads Episode 88: I Got Nightmares

Sun, 10 May 2015 12:35:41 -0500

In this episode, Paco returns and regales the boys with a classy tale of public urination. Milky is unimpressed with a new type of glass urn, while Pouch is unexpectedly horrified by a Taco.
Well, the crossover came and went and now it's time to continue on with the old grind. Paco came back on and she had a lot of good stuff planned, including a Taco that, for some strange reason, scared the absolute crap out of me. I don't think I've been scared like that in a while and it's never been any of Paco's Tacos. Intro/Outro - Project Pat - MF U Niggas
Get a Load of ThisFlorida Man Tries to Steal Ice Cream Cooler Bad Ass Punches Bear in Face Dildo Urn
Paco's TacosRegina Kay Photo Dyatlov Pass Incident Omayra Sanchez Human Leather Robert Hansen: Hooker Hunter Serial Killer of the Day: Enriqueta Mart - The Vampire of Barcelona
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Dropping Loads Episode 87: Dropping Pure BS - The Brodown Part 1

Sun, 03 May 2015 10:47:16 -0500

In this episode, the boys are joined by Fred Dorst, BigBigDickSteve, and Devon from Pure BS Podcast and the BS Podcast Network to do battle in an epic crossover special. Find out who will triumph over the other with their knowledge of immature subjects.
It is here! We've been planning this for ages and it finally came to fruition. I anticipated barely hitting two hours for both of our shows, but we ended up recording for over 3 fucking hours. But it was a ton of fun from start to finish I hope you enjoy it. Intro/outro: Joe Esposito - You're the Best.
If you like this episode, be sure to check out Part 2 at:
PureBSPodcast.com and BSPodcast Network. Dropping Pure BS: The Brodown Part 1 For more information regarding the topics discussed, be sure to check out the Dropping Loads official website.

Dropping Loads Episode 86: Bleep Bleep Bloop

Sun, 26 Apr 2015 15:04:13 -0500

In this episode, Ness returns to recount his Record Store Day adventure. Milky hates the Florida Man segment. Pouch gets too excited for the Batman v. Superman Dawn of Justice teaser trailer, while Ness has a religious experience with the new Star Wars: Force Awakens teaser trailer.
After our most successful episode with Mia Khalifa, we put Ness on the backburner for a couple episodes. That hiatus ran longer than expected mostly because nobody can get enough of SPJ. The wait ended up being worth it as we can sit down and discuss the new Star Wars trailer. Also, I jizz all over the new Batman v. Superman trailer.
Metal Ness
Record Store Day 2015 - Verdict: MetalThe White StripesAlestorm - Verdict: Metal as Fuck
Get a Load of This
Florida is Both Thor and God as He Fucks a Tree
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Dropping Loads Episode 85: I'm Gangsta Without Being Gangsta

Sun, 19 Apr 2015 11:30:30 -0500

In this episode, SPJ answers more #askdlp and reviews another movie for Semi-Plot. Pouch shares a story in which he feels he is Batman, while Milky refuses to acknowledge his Batman-ness.
After putting out the call for more #askdlp questions, El Henno brings it and brings it good. With that in mind, we knew we had to have SPJ back on in the way that only SPJ can answer. We'll switch it up next week, promise. In the meantime, there shouldn't be any static in the background this time, we unfortunately had to to downgrade to one of the shittier mics to maintain quality. Intro/outro: Stitches - Brick in yo face.
Get a Load of ThisFlorida Man Flicks Cum on Girl while listening to Porn
Man Dies after Fucking Scarecrow. How? No fucking clue
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Dropping Loads Episode 84: I Don't Bleed from my Ass

Sun, 05 Apr 2015 12:57:28 -0500

In this episode, SPJ professes his love for Mia Khalifa and intends to start a cuddling business to end all cuddling businesses. Milky is invested in the idea of the Teenage Mutant Maxi Pad Turtles. Pouch is unsure if April Fool's Day has affected the news.
This episode had some serious audio issues. My track, unfortunately, had static playing underneath my voice all throughout. I attempted to eliminate it using the fancy schmancy gadgets in Adobe Audition, but it severely affected the quality of my track. Hopefully, you can push through it. The episode is pretty awesome. SPJ really brought it. Intro/outro: NWA - Straight Outta Compton.
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Florida Man Orders Water at Drive-Thru, Jacks Off
Radioactive Maxi Pads
Service offering Cuddles
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Dropping Loads Episode 83: The Cheese or the Tree

Sun, 29 Mar 2015 14:57:29 -0500

In this episode, Paco returns to barely catch the boys up on recent events, but still manages to scare the bejesus out of Milky and Pouch in a new cannibal edition of Paco's Tacos. Pouch can't seem to get any legitimate news stories. Celebrate National Have Sex with an Ugly Person Day, April 2nd!
Paco returns after a couple month hiatus. Still reeling over the success of the Mia Khalifa episode, I unintentionally phone it in with obviously fake articles. I relied far too much on Paco. Gotta admit, she delivered. Intro/Outro: Danzig - Possession.
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Florida Man Bounds and Gags Iguana, Tries to Sell Dem Bitches Woman Fucks Tree Named Tim, Wants to Marry it Kid Wakes from Coma, Addicted to Cheese and Cursing Bill in Nevada Aiming to Give Animals Weed
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Dropping Loads Episode 82: ¿Donde esta el Metal, Pouch? Featuring Mia Khalifa

Sun, 22 Mar 2015 10:47:25 -0500

In this episode, newly promoted Semi-Permanent, Ness returns to introduce his new Metal Ness segment focusing on news in the Metal world. The boys welcome Pornhub sensation Mia Khalif to talk about her early life, her career, and her favorite movies.
Ness has only been on the podcast twice and he's already brought us our biggest guest yet! We've been in the planning stages of this interview for the past couple months, but we never really set a date, so it never really went beyond the planning stages... until two weeks ago when I got a text to get my shit in gear to record two days later. I thought I was prepared, but clearly I wasn't. I was a nervous wreck. Hopefully, it doesn't translate on the podcast. Intro/outro: Iron Maiden - The Trooper.
Metal Ness
Mick Thomson of Slipknot gets Stabbed in Head by Brother - Verdict: Metal
Bruce Dickinson Diagnosed with Tongue Cancer, Expected to Recover - Verdict: Metal as fuck
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Dropping Loads Episode 81: I Get to Dis Pimpin' When Dis Pimpin' is Ready

Sun, 08 Mar 2015 11:11:25 -0500

In this episode, SPJ returns and shares his dream of being a voice model and new voice of Siri. Milky wants to help SPJ achieve his dream. SPJ continues preaching the pimp by reviewing the Citizen Kane of pimp movies, Boss'n Up in the newest Semi-Plot.
I know it seems we don't have a plan... because we really don't. We have ONE very cool thing coming up, but otherwise, we plan this shit on a weekly basis and it eventually comes together last minute. This is from a group of guys who wrote and produced an entire sketch is about 24 hours. Intro/outro: Drake - Started from the Bottom
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Florida Man Rewarded with Obituary Stating Batman killed Him Florida Woman Shits Her Pants, God Almighty Florida Man Documentary Exists Amateur Action Star Sits on Toilet, Bathroom Explodes Pretentious Art Teacher Changes Name to Alphabet
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Dropping Loads Episode 80: Space Racists

Sun, 22 Feb 2015 16:21:54 -0500

In this episode, the boys welcome their friend Ness, an editor at Bang Bros. Ness implores you to pay for porn as well as defends JJ Abrams' vision of Star Wars. Pouch really wants to meet a kangaroo. Milky discovers his origins in a new documentary.
We've been circling our good friend Ness for a quite some time. Despite the fact that he'd be following SPJ, we managed to persuade him. He and Milky's sense of humor is nearly identical, so it was only natural that he came on. Keep in mind that this beast was recorded over two weeks ago, so it may be outdated. Intro/Outro - Alestorm - Drink.
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Florida Man to Tell All about his Sexual Relationship with a Dolphin The Super Bitch Got Her Cable Bill Kangaroo at Mickey D's
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Dropping Loads Episode 79: Pimp Space Nine

Sun, 08 Feb 2015 12:48:09 -0500

In this episode, Super Pimp Jon asks us if we know what he's sayin', as he preaches on American Pimp. Milky doesn't believe in faking a romantic partner. Pouch might have pimp DNA.
We knew you wanted him, so we went ahead and unleashed SPJ back onto the world to spread the way of the pimp and farmer porn. This episode is a bit dated because we recorded this about a week ago as the opposed to the 3 or 4 day turnaround that we're used to. Schedules have been very difficult to work out as of late. We have so much cool shit on the way. I know I say that every time now, but it's true! It's all cumming!
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Florida Man wants to Kill us All New Site Offers to Service to Fake a Girlfriend/Boyfriend
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Dropping Loads Episode 78: I Don't Like Tentacle Porn

Sun, 25 Jan 2015 12:44:50 -0500

In this episode, after a three month hiatus, Paco is welcomed back, in which she shares a story of nearly stabbing a South Beach douchebag. Pouch denies any involvement with tentacles. Milky is committed to the story of Winnie the Puto, the psychopath of The Hundred Acre Wood.
Pouch here. We knew you guys missed Paco, but we wanted to try out some new meat before we delved back into our regulars. She's been out of the loop for quite some time, so it was fun catching up with her on the podcast. Of course, another rousing edition of Paco's Tacos. Intro/Outro: Limp Bizkit - Nookie
Get a Load of This
Florida Couple Found Fucking on Top of Car in Car Dealership
Florida Hospital Missed a Minor Impersonating Doctor
True Love Tester Bra
Paco's Tacos
Moving, Fashion-conscious Mannequins of New Hamburg, New York
Haunted Mirror of Myrtles Plantation
Winnie the Puto and the Mellified Man
Serial of the Day: Mary Bell
Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website.

Dropping Loads Episode 77: The Intentionally Blue Podcast Featuring Kevin Bartini

Sun, 11 Jan 2015 11:15:36 -0500

In this episode, the DLP boys welcome comedian Kevin Bartini. Milky isn't quite fazed by a grandma sex toy party. Pouch doesn't like the Ant-Man teaser to the teaser. The boys learn that with friends like Kevin, you don't need enemies. Check out Kevin's new comedy album on January 13, at kevinbartini.com.
Pouch here. We've got some cool stuff planned so far and it starts now! Kevin Bartini is a comedian known for warming up the crowd for shows like the Daily Show and Colbert Report. He's a very cool guy, so be sure to check him out at KevinBatini.com. His comedy album, the Unintentionally White Album drops on January 13th, so pick that up when you get a chance. Also, check out his podcast, the Movie Preview Review Podcast.
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Florida Man Pissed Over Grandma Sex Toy Party Dream
Florida Couple Trapped in Closet with Shit
CIA Admits that They Cause More than Half of the UFO Sightings in the 50's and 60's

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Dropping Loads Episode 76: HXC Featuring El Movie Master

Sun, 28 Dec 2014 12:17:09 -0500

In this episode, the DLP boys close out 2014 with a good friend and collaborator, El Movie Master, aka Vest Guy. Milky and El Movie Master duel with their bad impressions. The boys play a new game for Loads of FUN featuring quotes from Canada's sweetheart, Jim Carrey.
Pouch here. 2014 was pretty sweet to us. We've had a decent amount of triumphs and gained a ton of friends along the way. I wish I could list all of you, but I feel like I'd forget somebody, so I'd rather not do that. You guys know who you are. Celebrate with us as we brings our good friend El Movie Master on our podcast for the first time. We've collaborated on a couple of movies reviews in the past, so it was to bring him into the studio to sit and chat. Intro/Outro - Tripping Daisy - About the Movies.
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Florida Bitch Slaps Grandma over Facebook McDonald's Fucked up and this Guy Wanted to Fuck them up Man Wakes up, Thinks he's Wallman... Can Speak French Stop the Gay Margarine
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Dropping Loads Episode 75: Hype Train Don't Stop

Sun, 14 Dec 2014 13:56:43 -0500

In this episode, the boys conclude the reboot presequel trilogy of the SPJ epic. SP Jon pitches a new lucrative property known as Wallman, leaving Pouch and Milky in utter confusion. On a new edition of Semi-Plot, SP Jon reviews Jack Reacharound.
Pouch here. I never expected I'd get that much backlash from my fuck-up. I've made mistakes before and I've went back and fact-checked to make sure that I was correct. Most times I am, but people make mistakes. We've never been called out on fucking up before, so this was a new experience. SP J made sure to close out this trilogy with bang with the creation of Wallman. Listen up, as with the last episode, I had a momentary lapse of testosterone and began giggling like a little girl. Intro/outro - Quad City DJ's - C'Mon N' Ride It (The Train)
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Florida College Hires Hot Chicks and Strippers to Trick Idiots to Enroll Wallman is Born in a Yardhouse Restaurant Hypnotist Ninja Thief
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Dropping Loads Episode 74: YOLO, No Speak Españolo

Sun, 30 Nov 2014 13:00:47 -0500

In this episode, the boys continue the reboot of the sequel trilogy of the SP J epic. DLP picks up the challenge set forth by Pure BS Podcast and share our own sex stories. SP Jon begins his movie review segment on Perfume: The Story of Swag.
Pouch here. It seems like our show is made up of content generated by our podcasting peers now and that's okay, because that means less work for me. I personally enjoy the interaction between our big bros and various other colleagues, but if anybody feels like we should get back to our roots and talk shit off the cuff again, I'd be glad to. Either way, I'm glad we listened to PBS, because we got a fantastic movie review from SP J. Intro/Outro: Hate it or Love it - The Game Featuring 50 Cent.
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Florida Man Tries to Steal Chainsaw on Stolen Bike Winnie the Pooh has his Testicles Chopped Off KKK is no Longer about Race
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Dropping Loads Episode 73: Prime Erective Featuring Kyle Hebert

Sun, 16 Nov 2014 12:50:59 -0500

In this episode, the boys interview Kyle Hebert, voice actor of adult Gohan from the Funimation dub of Dragon Ball Z. SP Jon returns to channel Lil Wayne from Beef IV. The boys bust open the DLP mail bag.
Pouch here. This was a huge episode for us. Well, for me at least. I've always wanted to be able to speak one on one with people whom I admire. As I said on the podcast, I've kinda always wanted to be Bombad Radio. Don't get me wrong, I love our format and would never change it for anything, but I do hope to have a guest on one day who can sit-in as a Semi-Permanent, but for now, I'm pretty satisfied. We managed to get voice over actor Kyle Hebert, known for the voice of adult Gohan and the Narrator from Funimation's dub of DBZ as well as the official voice of Ryu from Street Fighter. That guy is pretty awesome.
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Shout-outsJust Zach Podcast, Twitter: https://twitter.com/JustZachPodKyle Hebert, Twitter: https://twitter.com/kylehebertPure BS Podcast, Twitter: https://twitter.com/PureBSpodcast
Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website.

Dropping Loads Episode 72: Never Go Full Dude

Sun, 02 Nov 2014 13:14:38 -0500

In this episode, the DLP boys respond to their big bros at Pure BS podcast, with Paco fighting allegations of Hello Kitty backpack ownership. Pouch reads from a list of superhero movie titles, while Milky and Paco doze off.

Trying to keep things balanced, we decided to bring back Paco. We had SP Jon for three episodes in a row, so we were hoping to appease the Paco fan(s). It's only fair after all. We'll have SP Jon back, I promise.
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Get a Load of This
Florida Man Goes Extreme Shopping Guy Mops Too Aggressively, Scares Girl, Gets Arrested Dumb Chick Stuffs Potato Up Her Pussy New Diaper/Jockstrap Condom Thing
Pouch's Tacos
Cracked: Creepy Unsolved Disappearances that Nobody Can ExplainSerial Killer of the Day: Pedro Alonso Lopez, the Monster of the Andes
Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website.

Dropping Loads Episode 71: I Prefer Lemons - Halloween Special

Sun, 19 Oct 2014 11:46:39 -0500

In this episode, the DLP boys celebrate Halloween once again. Pouch asks his fellow podcasters to delve into their fears. Milky attempts to find the kink in every story, while Paco brings forth a special edition of Paco's Tacos situated in reality.
Looks like our Halloween special is going to be an annual thing. Although I don't find this episode quite as chilling as the previous special, I can say that it is definitely entertaining. With Paco back in the chair, we made sure her welcome back was festive. This episode was pretty difficult to put together, with stories from our fellow podcasters getting to me at the very last minute.... and the fact that it wasn't as creepy this time around. Hope you enjoy and an early Happy Halloween to you. Intro/outro: Pearl Jam - Dirty Frank. Thunder clap sound effects: Pablo Perez.
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Shout-outsJeremiah at Bombad Radio. Follow him at @BombadRadioClint Thiele of GeekDig. Follow him at @vengefuljedi Bold and Belligerent Podcast. Follow them at @BandB_PODCASTBen Dorst of Pure BS Podcast. Follow him at @bdorst and @PureBSPodcast ElMovieMaster123
Get a Load of This: Spooky EditionLady was Buried Alive Crazy Cell Phone Stalking

Paco's TacosThe Crying Boy The Missing Girl and the Photograph Rosalia Lombardo: The Mummified Girl Unit 731: Japanese Human ExperimentationSerial Killer of the Day: Nikolai Dzhumagaliev
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Dropping Loads Episode 70: There's No Other Way, but the Milky Way

Sun, 05 Oct 2014 07:17:53 -0500

In this episode, SP Jon returns to close out his epic trilogy with a bang. The boys trademark a user-friendlier version of ATM as well as the bootyhole bleachery. SPJ reviews Twilight and answers more questions for #askdlp.
It was not our intention to turn this into a three-parter. The first episode was intentional, the last two were circumstantial. After receiving a question from our dear friend El Henno, I didn't want to sit out a couple weeks without answering his question, so we brought back SPJ to answer. However, for this episode, Paco was scheduled to return but due to unforeseen circumstances, she had to back out. Don't worry, she's fine. Something simply came up. So we had to schedule SPJ at the last minute and I had to rework the episode I had planned. In the end, it was a good thing she had to cancel, because we let SPJ close out his trilogy and it was pretty glorious. Intro/Outro: Hechizeros Band - El Sonidito
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Florida Man FUCKS UP ATM with Hatchet After it Refuses his Check Florida Woman Fakes Third Titty?Greatest Dad Ever Hitchhikes Across China with his 9 year old Daughter, She Handled Everything
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Dropping Loads Episode 69: Passion of Potassium

Sun, 21 Sep 2014 11:23:17 -0500

In this episode, Pouch and Milky break the emergency glass and bring back SP Jon to go full auto on the news. The boys answer the one and only question received from their one and only fan for #askdlp. SP Jon lectures the boys on crimes of potassium passion and Kush the Cat.
This episode was a bit of a departure from our regular episode format. Not only is it one of our shortest, but we actually had a bit of focus despite their attempts to go off on a tangent. It may or may not be the same after this episode. In our first rousing round of #askdlp, we answer a question from the wonderful Henno. The question elicits such profound and philosophical musings from us and we can't seem to stray away. Either way, enjoy this fun episode in which Jon once again takes over the podcast. Intro/Outro: Garibaldi - Banana
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Cherries Waffles Tennis Visits Jupiter because it's Poppin'Kush the Cat Goes Apeshit Florida Woman Jerks off on Motorcycle In a Crime of Potassium Passion, Connecticut Man Breaks into Gas Station to Eat Banana Guy Cums onto Desk and Coffee to Get Co-worker's Attention
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Dropping Loads Episode 68: Live Long and Tap that Ass

Sun, 07 Sep 2014 11:43:56 -0500

In this episode, SP Jon channels Fleece the Booty Warrior and Milky channels Fat Joe. Pouch is devastated over another failed attempt to get the listeners involved. The boys discuss The Rock's casting as Black Adam while Jon asks the important questions.
Been feeling under the weather as of late, but that ain't going to stop me from bringing this bad boy to you... if you're there. Is there anybody out there? Please let me know. Jon took this episode in some of the strangest directions yet, but that's why we love him, right? And of course, I've got to give credit where it's due. This week's intro/outro was handpicked by Jon. Intro/Outro: Clarence Carter - Strokin'
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Florida Man Grabs a Handful of an Ass Cheek at Taco Bell Dumbass wants to get new Life Alert Commercial Pulled off the Air Vagina Artist Gets Arrested for Sending 3D Printer Data of her Pussy Swatting is Fucked Up
Shit We MentionedFor more details on the topics discussed on this episode, please visit the Dropping Loads official website.

Dropping Loads Episode 67: Your Move, Chief featuring Lance Manion

Sun, 24 Aug 2014 11:20:16 -0500

In this episode, Lance Manion returns, determined to offend everybody. Pouch is intimidated by Lance's anger, while Milky gets upset about an able-bodied man who identifies as a disabled man. The guys eulogize the great Robin Williams.
Over 10 episodes later, Lance Manion is back and as usual, he's armed to the teeth with inflammatory remarks. When he and Milky get together, it's difficult not to gasp in fear at the shit they say, but he always makes us laugh and that's why we love having this dude on. Also, forgive us for getting serious for a bit, Mr. Robin Williams really deserved it. Intro/Outro: Robin Williams and Bobby Ferrin - Come Together.

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Florida Woman Determined to have Nice, Clean Shaven Pussy Florida Man Goes to Wal-Mart to Fuck Some Diapers Up Teenager Lives in Wal-Mart for a Few Days Asshole WANTS to be Confined to a Wheelchair
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Dropping Loads Episode 66: Neverending Podcast

Sun, 10 Aug 2014 12:08:55 -0500

In this episode, Paco ensures that the podcast keeps going and going mixing Tacos and tourism, while Milky and Pouch are left to decipher and wade through the madness.
This episode was a bitch to edit. There was a LOT to sift and a LOT to cut to make this episode a more palatable length. In the end, about 15 minutes ended up somewhere in the void of Audition deletions. Regardless, we have fun like we always do, giving Paco a hard time. I just wish we had more time for her Tacos. Intro/outro: Parry Grip - Surfin' Taco
The secret phrase has been hidden somewhere in this podcast and if you want that sweet, sweet Guardians of the Galaxy mini-poster, you've got to find it and e-mail it to us at droppingloadspodcast@gmail.com with the subject "Guardians of the Galaxy Poster Giveaway" or something resembling that. Now, here's a quick adjustment to the rules. I'm cutting the time you have by a week so that we can reveal the winner in the episode taking place about a month from now, which will be on September 7th. The deadline to get the secret phrase to us is September 3rd by 5PM. Any e-mails after that will not be accepted into the drawing. Sorry, guys, but we need some order to this chaos.
Got that? 1) Listen to episode 66 for the secret phrase2) E-mail droppingloadspodcast@gmail.com with secret phrase in body, "Guardians of the Galaxy Poster Giveaway" in subject line3) Do it by September 3rd by 5PM. 4) Listen to episode 68 for the winner!
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Drunk Florida Man Runs Himself Over Lady with Cavernous Pussy Didn't Know She had Sex Toy in her for 10 years Need a New (Hand)job?Old Dog Gets New and Rich Owner
Shit We Mentioned
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Dropping Loads Episode 65: Pimp Daddy Longlegs

Sun, 27 Jul 2014 09:27:37 -0500

In this episode, SP Jon returns to inform us of the Don Francisco Promise and his rule over the Twitter game. Milky is upset about the police's questionable attempt at gathering evidence, while Pouch explains the rules regarding a poster giveaway.
This episode was just DOMINATED by Jon that I almost didn't remember if Milky and I were even on it. He had us floored for the majority of the episode. This is all from someone who was slightly apprehensive for not having anything to talk about. In the end, I don't think we will ever get tired of him.
Okay, on to the First Look Guardians of the Galaxy mini-poster giveaway. We will be featuring a secret phrase in the next episode. If you want the poster, you will have to listen to the podcast and listen for it. It will be made obvious. Once you hear it, write it down and e-mail us at Droppingloadspodcast@gmail.com with the subject "Guardians of the Galaxy Poster Giveaway." After that episode drops, you will have a month to enter. If all goes according to plan, you will have until September 10th to email us the phrase. All submissions must be emailed by 5PM EST. Your email will be entered into a drawing and the winner will be revealed on the episode premiering that week. After the episode drops, we will email you back for the your address. Simple, right? Anyway, here's that poster that you'll vying for.
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Florida Serial Breast Pump Thief Dumbass Seattle Man Burns Down House Trying to Kill a Spider KKK Gives Out Candy to Recruit Members Florida Man Does Some Good, Brings Some Justice to a Fucking Pervert Police were Going to Force Kid to Have Boner to Gather Evidence for Child Porn Charges
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Dropping Loads Episode 64: Swag Refinement

Sat, 12 Jul 2014 21:55:36 -0500

In this episode, Pouch recounts a tale of tranny hookers and ensures that Semi-Permanent Jon is there when he's not, while Random Guy Serge and Milky discuss the World Cup. Pouch and Milky talk about the 17-minute First Look of Guardians of the Galaxy.
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Sincerest apologies for the audio issues this episode. Things weren't quite working out with RGS's microphone and as a result, Milky and my tracks needed to be tweeked to compensate for Serge's. We've had a decent streak with audio lately and it sucks that we have to end it with a relatively good episode. Paco was out of town for this one, so we got the opportunity to bring out one of our favorite semi-permanents back.
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Florida Woman Puts Cocaine in Foil up her Pussy Florida Woman Gets Really Drunk Florida Women Wants to Fuck and is Willing to Fight for it Crazy Soccer Fan Wants to Sell House, Wife, and Child to Keep a Goalkeeper
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Dropping Loads Episode 63: Are You Going to Touch My Feet or Not?

Sat, 28 Jun 2014 20:15:46 -0500

In this episode, Pouch shares a story about his feet and a stranger. Milky gets upset about a young Floridian joy rider and maintains his obsession with the World Cup. Paco brings some more Tacos, but Pouch attempts to steal her segment.
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We had another friend of ours scheduled to come in, but unfortunately, he cancelled last minute causing us to change what we had planned and bring in Paco. I'm sure you guys are sick of Paco by now, huh? Well, things happen and hopefully we can get him on next time. We've been having to force ourselves to rein it in as we've been having some long episodes. Trust me, I had some more planned, but when we have two relatively long segments going in each episode, it's not easy to keep all of it within the time constraints. We like the slimmed down version of this pod. An hour to two hours was simply too long. Intro/outro - Parry Gripp - Raining Tacos
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Dropping Loads Episode 62: Massive Dump

Sat, 14 Jun 2014 12:56:34 -0500

In this episode, Paco brings tales of drunken mishaps, one of which Pouch utterly dismisses. Milky is embarrassed with his encounter with John Carpenter. Pouch brings some more Loads of FUN, while Paco returns with some tasty Tacos.
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Another longer-than-usual episode. We just had A LOT to cover and we, unfortunately, had to cut a decent amount out because we got pretty enveloped by all the May-Hem talk. The original file was about an hour and a half, but I managed to shave off about 10 minutes or so. You're welcome. I'm also not particularly happy with the way this week's Loads of FUN came out. I really need to think on some tie-breakers that will ensure this type of discrepancy doesn't happen again. Intro/outro - Parry Gripp - Crunchy Taco
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Florida Woman Somehow Shoots a Fucking Missile into Car Florida Man Goes Apeshit and Fails to Unscrew Lightbulb from Porch Dude Somehow Forces 40 Bags of Heroin in his Belly Button Nice Story about a High School who Gives Money to Custodian to Visit Daughter in Italy
Loads of FUN:Cryptid or Not?
Paco's TacosRaining Meat Preserved Dead Dudes Found in Lake after Melted Guy Asks to be Propped Up at His Own Wake, Looks Like He's Chillin'Freddy Jackson Picture
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Dropping Loads Episode 61: Bay-Hem

Sat, 31 May 2014 12:00:00 -0500

In this episode, the boys clamor for sponsorship as they begin plugging advertisements for everything they love. Jon disapproves of Pouch's reckless jaywalking. Milky explains the importance of Landon Donovan to Pouch. The boys lament the loss of Edgar Wright from Marvel's Ant-Man.
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This was a bit last minute... well, it was for me. Milky seemed pretty prepared whereas I was a little disorganized and somewhat disoriented as you can tell from the constant shifting of topics. So for those who have longer attention spans, forgive me. I wasn't in the right mood to be an entertainer that day. Regardless, Jon rocked the house as usual, giving us a pretty cool shirt idea. Intro/Outro - System of a Down - Psycho
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Florida Man Auditions for Michael Bay film, Causing Maximum Bay-Hem Tennessee Man Fucks Pretty Much Everything New York Man Just Wants to Deliver Bread
Loads of FUN:Jean-Claude Seagal
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Dropping Loads Episode 60: BabaFumay

Sat, 17 May 2014 19:19:49 -0500

In this episode, Dorkie breaks his podcasting cherry to discuss the purpose of the handlebar located in the public restroom. Pouch introduces a brand new game for Loads of FUN. Milky aims to transform himself for the urban population. The boys discuss the new Batsuit and Justice League.
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Desiring some more variety in the mix and realizing that we had other friends who were actually funny, we decided to bring Dorkie around. On top of that, I randomly got hit with some creativity and decided to make my very first game. I didn't have a name for it at the time as the concept is a little convoluted for a catchy name, but I'm happy with the way it turned out and I hope you will be too. Intro/Outro: Powerglove - Power Rangers
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Florida Woman Goes Apeshit, Sets Car on Fire because She Couldn't Get Her McFlurry Serial Pooper Causes Quite a Ruckus with the Overly Polite Townsfolk Naked Asshole, High on Embalming Fluid, Dances on Street Conservative Hipster Douchebag Compares Gays to Objects
Loads of FUN:Villainous Loads
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Dropping Loads Episode 59: You've Done Enticed Me, Sir

Fri, 02 May 2014 10:29:28 -0500

In this episode, Pouch brings more spooky stuff to discuss for no apparent reason. Paco wants to start her own spooky segment, but despises the name that Milky gives it.
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After I had a chance to lick my wounds a little regarding our failed movie screening, I came back with some renewed vigor…. Not really, but I just realized that with all the ‘Net surfing I do, I should share some of it with you guys. I do tend to find some cool stuff when browsing the Internet when it’s slow at work, so I think more shit like that should be appearing on the pod from time to time.

Overall, the recording of this podcast was met a fair amount of tumult. We were delayed several times that it eventually took about 2 1/2 hours to record an hour long podcast. And as you can see, Milky became delirious at a certain point and I followed not far behind. Intro/Outro: Never Heard of It – Taco Song.
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City Pimp Gets Hot on Wendy's Senile Guy Solicits Detective to Suck It, Only after he Finished Drooling Florida Man Entices Trucker Drive with Cock Kennewick Man Pisses in Cup and Drinks it at Old Country Buffet
Featured Article: Cracked - The 7 Most Terrifying Archaeological Discoveries
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Dropping Loads Episode 58: International Dildo

Sat, 19 Apr 2014 18:59:56 -0500

In this episode, Paco recalls her awkward encounter with Eliza Dushku. Milky denounces 20th Century Fox's Quicksilver and Michael Bay's TMNT. Pouch grieves about their failed movie screening.
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So yeah, our screening failed, but you'll hear all about it on this episode. I figured that if we're going to bitch and moan about this, we should bring on Paco who was pretty vital to our little project. In the end, she probably ended up getting the majority of those 23 tickets sold. Also, home shows can be refreshing. Paco doesn't quite require the scheduling that our other semi-permanents need, so it's much easier. Well, I've got nothing else to say. Intro/Outro: Missy Elliott - Toyz
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Florida Woman Plays Naked Godzilla and Wrecks Burger King Woman Commits Grand Theft with Pussy Crazy Motherfucker Eating Tobacco and Glass on Child's Unicycle Guys can now Jerk Off with Portable Masturbater
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Dropping Loads Episode 57: Legit

Sat, 05 Apr 2014 19:15:44 -0500

In this episode, Jon wows us with his analysis of legitimacy and stresses the difference between his definition of Banger and Miley Cyrus's. Pouch provides a commentary on Disney's A Goofy Movie. Pouch and Milky recap their adventures at MegaCon 2014.
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With all that's been happening regarding our screening of Legends of the Knight, I nearly forgot about recording an episode. Despite the fact that it was rushed, it turned into a pretty good episode, due in large part to our great semi-permanent Jon. It's our first outing, so we've been focusing heavily on the promotion and obviously, not doing a good job at that. Intro/Outro: Miley Cyrus (Featuring Britney Spears) - (SMS) Bangerz
Please consider coming to our very first screening. If we do not get 65 confirmed attendees by the 16th of April, the event will not occur.
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What: Legends of the Knight ScreeningWhere: AMC Aventura 24, 19501 Biscayne Blvd, Miami, FLWhen: April 23rd, but we need at least 65 tickets by April 16thHow: Go to Tugg.com and purchase tickets before April 16thHow much: $11, the price of a regular movie ticketWhy: To help spread the message of this documentary and raise money for LifeNet4Families
Please don't forget that proceeds from this event will be going to a great charity that aims to feed poverty-stricken families, called LifeNet4Families.
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Dropping Loads Episode 56: Swishy featuring John Dayton of The Weekly Train Wreck

Sun, 23 Mar 2014 09:00:23 -0500

In this episode, the boys bring in John Dayton of The Weekly Train Wreck, where he falls for a thrift store thief. Milky wishes for a world free of the intergluteal cleft, while Pouch defends its honor. The guys pitch a new fashion podcast about jeans and shoes.
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After the unfortunate collapse of the 76th Street Network, I figured that we should try to maintain strong ties to the podcasting community that we love. Yeah, yeah. I know we shouldn't have taken them for granted and actually had them on when the network was going strong. We always talked about it, but we never actually pursued until after the fall and I regret that. But regardless, now we have another prominent figure of the 76th Street Network, John Dayton of John Dayton's Smartass Podcast and The Weekly Train Wreck. We talk podcasting and 76th Street Network drama. Check him out at The Weekly Train Wreck, where they speak with awesome musicians and discuss weird news. Intro/Outro: Ben Folds - Ass Crack Bandit.

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Dropping Loads Episode 55: Women Love Cheese

Sat, 08 Mar 2014 21:54:56 -0500

In this episode, Random Guy Serge attempts to decipher his own drunken scrawl. Milky defends Hot Pocket love, while Pouch cannot contain his excitement over the Batman: Arkham Knight announcement. Paco doesn't like Swiss Cheese.
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Have had a busy last few weeks here that surprisingly were not related to DLP... but that didn't stop us from delivering, did it? Nope. We're still here and we're still releasing all of your favorite shit in a timely manner. This is going to be a pretty short update, unfortunately, as not much is really going on that we care to reveal at the moment. Also, my apologies for terrible news reporting. I blame it on RGS keeping me up with his drunken shenanigans. Just check out this latest podcast for your weekly DLP fix. Intro/Outro: Warrant - Cherry Pie
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Florida Man Spray Paints Anti-Government Shit on His Car and Cuts his Hair Teenager Fucks Hot Pocket for Internet Fame Swiss Cheese Perverts wants Women to Jerk Him with Swiss Cheese Canada Starts Selling Crack Pipes through Vending Machines
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Dropping Loads Episode 54: So Much for Man's Best Friend featuring Lance Manion

Sun, 23 Feb 2014 03:11:40 -0500

In this episode, author Lance Manion returns to discuss a recently published story about the Deep Dark Web. Milky and Lance discuss dwarfs and all their glory. The guys then try to rewrite Floridian law to better suit the antics of the Florida Man. Check out http://www.lancemanion.com
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Your (insert adjective about devotion here) Pouch here. We got back one of our favorite non-semi-permanent guests, Lance Manion. Let's face it, he's slowly becoming a semi-permanent because of how much fun we always have with him, despite the fact that he's always shitting on something we like. In episode 49, Manion briefly touched upon a Deep Dark Web story that intrigued us. It was published just weeks after the episode was released and although, we wanted Lance on to discuss the story, we had a long list of things we wanted to get to that, unfortunately, took longer than we anticipated. As usual, it's another great episode and as usual, Lance had us cracking up. Make sure you check out Lance at his website and don't forget to pick up his new book, The Trembling Fist, out now on paperback and e-book. Intro/outro: benefit= - If I Owned a Midget
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Dropping Loads Episode 53: Level Up

Sun, 09 Feb 2014 01:50:07 -0500

In this episode of the award-winning Dropping Loads podcast, the boys revel in being named the Best Podcast of 2013 at RadioFubar. Paco refuses to believe that Milky can get drunk. Milky regrets a prank from his childhood. Pouch defends Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor.
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The award-winning Pouch here. Yes, hell has frozen over, buffaloes have sprouted wings, and monkeys have flown out our asses, because we are now an award-winning podcast. It feels pretty good. Unfortunately, it was so unexpected that we couldn't quite plan anything to celebrate the occasion. Unfortunately, this episode featured a lot more personal and inaccessible talk than usual. We got a little wrapped up in having a genuine conversation that I know I forgot we were supposed to be entertaining you folks. Yes, do we deserve the award? Not after this episode. At the same time, I do a horrendous job explaining why Jesse Eisenberg is a good Lex Luthor, so let me edit my explanation. Eisenberg's Mark Zuckerberg in The Social Network is considered a great direction for Lex Luthor simply because of how cunning, brilliant, cold, and ruthless he is. The willingness to step over others to achieve his goals. That is what makes a good Lex Luthor. Intro/outro music: Bill Conti - Gonna Fly Now.
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Drunk Driver Crashes into Fried Chicken Restaurant, Dances, Fluffs, and Picks his Asshole Dumbasses Burned Down their House Trying to Burn off the Toilet Paper, After Being TPed Florida Man Shoots Himself Ironically after Attending Gun Safety Class Atheist Senator wants Churches and Religious Organizations to Pay Taxes
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Dropping Loads Episode 52: Workin' Hard or Hardly Workin'

Sun, 26 Jan 2014 02:25:32 -0500

In this episode, Random Guy Serge must diversify the podcast. Pouch spreads the yospel of the Yurch of Yeezianity, while Milky declares himself a Ye'Ciple. The boys discuss the latest rumors surrounding Batman vs. Superman ad nauseam.
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Your sycophantic Pouch here. After looking at the statistics, it seems you guys just want more of Random Guy Serge. Being the caring podcasters we are, we decided to give you guys what you wanted and brought back the one and only RGS. We love him and it's obvious you love him too. Unlike the last few episodes, this one gave me very little trouble with the audio, except for one very strange hiccup. For some odd reason, both RGS's and Milky's tracks shorted out the moment Milky said something particularly blasphemous. It was about to happen with my track, but managed to come out, so there will be a quick second in there where Milky is attempting to say something, the audio cuts to a different track, where Milky sounds much further way. Aside from that, it was smooth sailing for the most part. Intro/Outro - Captain Dan and the Scurvy crew.
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Dropping Loads Episode 51: Whirlpool of Hunger

Sat, 11 Jan 2014 18:06:18 -0500

In this episode, Pouch professes his hatred towards Bamboo and spins a tale of almost certain death. Milky can't quite accept new and expensive way of putting to your loved ones to rest. Paco is hungry.
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Happy New Year, folks! Pouch here. It's nice to start off fresh in the new year with episode 51. As you can tell, I'm still coming off of the high that was the 50th episode celebration. Not to toot my own horn, but that was a pretty great episode and will definitely live on as one of the highlights of our collection. However, let's look forward into the present and the future. This episode was pulled together very quickly, though the topic of Bamboo was gestating for a long time. If you ever watch any of the Operation Helping Hands videos, make sure it's the 7-minute long one. Intro/outro: The Ramones - Mama's Boy
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Aussie Gets his Ass Stuck in Washing Ma chineFlorida Man wants Free Meal, Thinks his Ass will Get Him One Man Preserves his Son's Remains by Turning them into a Diamond
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Dropping Loads Episode 50: Satan Claws - 50th Episode Spectacular

Sun, 29 Dec 2013 16:41:32 -0500

In this episode, DLP celebrates the 50th episode by pulling a round robin episode, featuring three different semi-permanents switching off after each of their own special segments. Jon is fascinated by WWE's brilliant marketing scheme to incorporate brawling Santas, Maria tells a tale of a food-worshipping family, while Random Guy Serge sits in on the DLP Parenting Corner.
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Pouch here. Who woulda thought this dopey little podcast would ever make it to episode 50? You'd think that after 5 episodes, we'd be at each other's throats, but nope, we hung in there. Now we're celebrating a landmark episode. 50 episodes, brah! It feels good. This episode requires some explanation. We obviously wanted to do something different to commemorate this special, so we decided to do a round robin episode, featuring three different semi-permanents (i.e. regulars), dedicating about 10-15 minutes a piece to them and switching off. It'd all be book ended by Milky and me. Though we had some audio issues, it came out pretty good and I'm happy to release it.
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Brawling Santas: Brilliant Marketing Ploy by WWE Florida Woman Assaults Brother with a Spoonful of Peanut Butter Asshole Parents Almost Sued 6-year-old for Sexual Harassment
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Dropping Loads Episode 49: Rich Son of God featuring Lance Manion

Fri, 13 Dec 2013 21:06:53 -0500

In this episode, author Lance Manion returns to pimp his new book, "The Trembling Fist." The boys discuss the savior in all His glory, while slowly conceptualizing a new sitcom about the messiah's misadventures. Pouch is afraid of offending this culture obsessed with political correctness, while Milky simply doesn't care. Check out http://www.lancemanion.com
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Your loyal Pouch here. It hasn't been the most joyous week for us here at Milky Way Studios. After we recorded this fantastic episode, we received some particularly sad news. That should not detract you from this great episode here. It's the triumphant return of author Lance Manion. The very last time we had him on was on Episode 31, when he was promoting National Have Sex with an Ugly Person Day. We've been meaning to have him back on after we had such a great time, but I dropped the ball on that one and didn't bring him in when Homo Sayswhaticus was released. Rest assured, it'd likely won't happen again. Make sure you check out Lance at his website and don't forget to pick up his new book, The Trembling Fist, out now on paperback and e-book. Intro/outro: Thomas Rhett - Beer with Jesus

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Dropping Loads Episode 48: Eww featuring Jeremiah of Bombad Radio

Sat, 07 Dec 2013 12:30:07 -0500

In this episode, Jeremiah of Bombad Radio joins the DLP boys to school them in all things podcasting and show his distaste of many things. Pouch is determined to make their special guest laugh, while Milky mandates the use of toenail clippers.
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Your ardent Pouch here. While the dust is still settling on the new studio, we're going to be podcast exclusive for the time being. Does it matter? We've got an extra special guest in the house today. His name is Jeremiah from Bombad Radio, another fine podcast from the 76th Street Network. As a veteran podcaster of a very popular podcast, he knows what he's talking about and knows the ins and outs of garnering a massive audience and grabbing some of the biggest names in the geek world. Check out Bombad Radio, folks. If you're a geek, you will not be disappointed. Intro/outro: Michael Jackson - Will You Be There?
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Neglectful Parents Let a Fucking Dandelion Grow in their Toddlers Ear Florida Man Wants to Sell Jesus's Toenail Clippings Girl Facing Expulsion Because She Likes Her Hair the Way it is, Does Not Whip it Back and Forth TV Producer Goes Apeshit and Tells Disgruntled Airplane Passenger to Eat his Dick
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Dropping Loads Episode 47: You're Commending a Serial Killer!

Sat, 30 Nov 2013 21:33:19 -0500

In this episode, the DLP boys discuss the new studio and the paranormal residents living within it. Milky promotes logic. while Paco denies it. Pouch goes mad and brings another spooky edition of Get a Load of This. The boys discuss the death of Brian Griffin and the future of Marvel's movie universe.
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Your faithful Pouch here. As you can see, we were on an unofficial hiatus. Sorry about that, folks. I've said it before and I'll say it again, lives get in the way. As we slightly acknowledged in this episode, Milky Way Studios just moved to a different location, where settling in has been top priority. While the dust settles, we've been brainstorming various new sketches and I've already got a tentative schedule for a bunch of new guests for the podcast, so hopefully we'll end this year with a big bang. Intro/outro: Motorhead - The Game. Thunder clap sound effects: Pablo Perez.
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Dropping Loads Episode 46: Humans Can Lick Too - Halloween Special

Sun, 03 Nov 2013 02:15:24 -0500

In this episode, the DLP boys take you down a trip into the morbid and the macabre, in celebration of Halloween. Paco and Milky observe their neighbor's foreign customs. Pouch brings us a spooky edition of Get a Load of This, while Paco recounts some chilling urban legends.
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Your devoted Pouch here. As teased in the previous episode, I present to you our very first Halloween podcast. In the past, we've celebrated Halloween via DVD Load-Down, with this year's Halloween Special released in two different parts. But after Maria told that unnerving tale of the Clown Statue, we figured that she had some more creepy urban legends up her sleeve, which would make for a great Halloween episode. To be honest, though we teased it, it was never fully finalized until maybe 4 days prior. At first, I believed that the DVD Load-Down Halloween would suffice, but a few days prior to recording the episode, I just proposed the idea to Milky and Paco and we were off and prepping more heavily in hopes of making your hair stand on end. Intro/Outro: Santeria - Sublime. Thunder clap sound effects: Pablo Perez.
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Dropping Loads Episode 45: Bamboo

Sun, 13 Oct 2013 01:44:25 -0500

In this episode, Milky and Pouch tell the tale of a most memorable figure known as Bamboo. Maria transitions into Paco to better reflect her internal identity. Milky exposes a dumpster prostitution scandal. Pouch seduces a stripper in Grand Theft Auto 5.
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Your dutiful Pouch here. Back in the saddle and feeling great. This will be the first time I've edited the pod in weeks and I'm enjoying my return, though many of you may not once your hear how rusty my editing skillz have becomes since I took my hiatus. For some strange reason, it seems that all the topics discussed had been long gestating and by the time we sat down to recording, we were ready to burst. Then again, we hadn't recorded in nearly a month, which should contribute to it. It's a fun episode, give it a listen. Intro/outro: Anarbor - Mr. Big Shot
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Dropping Loads Episode 44: Banger

Sun, 29 Sep 2013 22:20:59 -0500

In this episode, Milky stages an intervention against Pouch's attempt to oppress Milky's Catholic beliefs. Jon squeezes enough time into his schedule to enlighten the boys on what exactly a Banger is. The boys briefly discuss the benefits of pursuing public sexual escapades.
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Pouch here. As was explained in the unnecessarily long introduction to the episode, the meat of this episode was recorded weeks ago on Labor Day. Unfortunately, Jon and I both started new jobs that really limit the amount of time we can dedicate to the pod. But we had a small window of opportunity on Labor Day, when Jon was available to record and we decided we did not want to miss it. We tried to schedule a recording session with enough time, but unfortunately, as it always does, shit ran late and we only had about 30 minutes to record before I had to whisk myself off to work. Regardless, I feel even with the small amount of time we had, we still managed to capture some magic. Intro/Outro: School of Rock - School of Rock cast.
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Dropping Loads Episode 43: Mummy Daddy

Sun, 29 Sep 2013 11:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Random Guy Serge returns to comment on the wrath of student loans and preaches the gospel of Bioshock Infinite to the heathens. Milky rants on a mom's attempt to preserve her son and Pouch is unprepared for it. Subscribe to us on iTunes HERE Pouch here. It's been tough these past few weeks, not only have I got that shitty full-time job, but I just started school, so my time has been very limited, especially the amount of time I can give to DLP. My commitment to you guys remains as strong as ever, however, now that we've got another episode to soak you with. Intro/Outro: The Mummy Song - Horrible Histories Check out Milky on an episode of Top Men Podcast. Please check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Email, and leave a review on iTunes. Subscribe to us on YouTube. Sponsors and Friends Homo sayswhatticus by Lance Manion Operation Helping Hands Operation Helping Hands - 4th Monthly Wynwood Homeless Outreach Get a Load of This Italian Dog Knows how to Ride the Bus Conjoined Twin Porn? Lady Mummifies her Son Florida Man Eats his Own Receipt to Avoid Arrest for Fraud Women Start Selling their Positive Pregnancy Tests Shit We Mentioned For more details on the topics discussed in this episode, please visit the official Dropping Loads Blog.

Dropping Loads Episode 42: STF

Sat, 31 Aug 2013 22:59:07 -0500

In this episode Eugene joins Pouch and Milky for the first time in months to tackle HARD hitting news. Pouch tells us all about what Miley Cyrus did over her weekend. Milky recalls a story in which he was tricked into helping someone move.
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Milky cumin at you to tell you about Dropping Loads Episode 42: STF. I can't believe that we still do this podcast, but it does bring me joy and a place to rant on and on for no fucking reason. So enjoy our latest episode. Intro/Outro: Waterfalls - TLC

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Dropping Loads Episode 41: What About Matt Damon?

Sun, 18 Aug 2013 02:22:19 -0500

In this episode, Milky celebrates everything that is Matt Damon, while Maria rolls her eyes in jealousy. Maria is impressed with the erectile prowess of a senior citizen. Pouch and Milky continue discussing Batman/Superman/Man of Steel 2 news.
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Pouch here. I don't really have anymore excuses for the lack of YouTube updates. We've just had a hard time scheduling folks to come in for this ambitious shoot that we've been trying to plan. Thus far, it's the longest script that we've ever written and it has some pretty elaborate set pieces... for us, at least. But at least these pods are here to tide you over in the meantime.
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Dropping Loads Episode 40: Don't Fart in the Courthouse

Sat, 03 Aug 2013 11:29:32 -0500

In this episode, Pouch denounces a local mechanic, while Milky excoriates courthouse flatulence. Milky believes Americans were raised with no manners. Maria and Pouch exchange encounters with the homeless.
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Pouch here! Yeah, yeah, I know we haven't been too consistent as of late, but shit happens and stuff gets postponed. We do have lives, unfortunately, that really prevent us from being able to create content for you motherfuckers. Buuuut we finally sat our asses down and recorded another podcast for you fine folks.
As explained to some degree in this episode, it's been quite a hiatus, so much so that we were pretty enthusiastic to record. And you'll hear it... hopefully. The extended length of an hour and 12 minutes should be an indicator of just how much we didn't want to stop.
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Dropping Loads Episode 39: I Gotta Poop

Sat, 06 Jul 2013 23:56:47 -0500

In this episode, Random Guy Serge returns to update us on a familiar incestuous idiot, while Pouch comes to the idiot's defense. Newly-hired Pouch comes to us from his place of work with tales of an obsessed, yet mysterious, caller and reveals the results of his investigation. Subscribe to us on iTunes HERE Pouch here. We finally stepped out our game a little bit and invested in some fancy new mic stands. Surprisingly, they actually do help a lot with quality of the audio. Typically, I read the news on a lounge table with a desk mic. That usually means that I move away from the mic a lot unintentionally. This way, it's always near my mouth. Yeah, no need to tell me that she said that. Let's hope you hear the difference. Check out our last sketch, Pure White. And the alternate ending. Check out Milky on an episode of Top Men Podcast. Please check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Email, and leave a review on iTunes. Subscribe to us on YouTube. Intro/Outro Theme: Andy Dick & the Bitches of the Century - Love Ninja (The Stalker Song). Sponsors and Friends Homo sayswhatticus by Lance Manion Artistic Awakenings

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Dropping Loads Episode 38: I Live Bicuriously

Sun, 30 Jun 2013 12:01:21 -0500

In this episode, Jon has beef with his Internet service provider. Pouch is put in a situation that stumps him. Milky has an encounter with the homeless, while Jon and Milky deconstruct Pouch in an impromptu therapy session. Subscribe to us on iTunes HERE Pouch here. There was some issues with this one in that you will here a ton of random bumps and there's no real excuse for it. We just weren't that careful with the equipment. Try to ignore them. Maybe you won't notice it, but I certainly did and it bothered the shit out of me. Check out our last sketch, Pure White. And the alternate ending. Please check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Email, and leave a review on iTunes. Subscribe to us on YouTube. Intro/Outro Theme: Alestorm - Keelhauled Sponsors and Friends Homo sayswhatticus by Lance Manion Artistic Awakenings

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Dropping Loads Episode 37: Chewbacca Hates You

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:40:18 -0500

In this episode, Milky laments living among Floridians. Maria shares more stories of nudity from the photo department. Pouch refuses to believe that pregnant boys would deter unsafe sex. The guys discuss nap time and how Chewbacca is a douche. Subscribe to us on iTunes HERE Pouch here. Happy Father's Day, folks. Though, this episode has NOTHING to do with Father's Day. We need to plan these a little better, because we always record mid-week and never remember what's going on the following Sunday when it goes up. While my machinery was out of action, Milky reclaimed his throne as rightful editor of the podcast. For the few of you who know our schedule, you may be wondering why we aren't releasing a sketch right about now. Guys, no excuses here. It was just incredibly poor planning. The simplest thing to do was to just record a podcast in place of it. Check out our last DVD Load-Down, featuring El Movie Master. Please check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Email, and leave a review on iTunes. Subscribe to us on YouTube. Intro/Outro: Chewbacca - Supernova

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Dropping Loads Episode 36: Superpig

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 11:49:12 -0500

In this episode, Milky tries to pitch the brand-new comic "The Adventures of Superpig." Maria reminisces on how her parents tried to substitute every major holiday figure with Jesus, while Milky explains how Jesus didn't believe in himself. Subscribe to us on iTunes HERE Pouch here. Usually I'm the straight man and/or foil to outrageous personalities like Jon or Eugene, but this time with Maria guesting, I had step it up and get ridiculous. Though I didn't quite reach quite caliber, Milky made sure to compensate for that lost absurd humor. As a result, it was fun playing the idiot to counterbalance Maria for a change. Check out our last DVD Load-Down, featuring El Movie Master. Please go Like the 76th Street Network Facebook page. Please check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Email, and leave a review on iTunes. Subscribe to us on YouTube. Intro/Outro: Jesus is a Friend of Mine - Sonseed.

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Dropping Loads Episode 35: Illegal Chicken Tunnels

Sun, 26 May 2013 11:12:30 -0500

In this episode. Eugene heads up a conversation about the implications of smuggling fried chicken, Jon dubs climate change the biggest pimp and gives impromptu reviews on Iron Man 3 and Star Trek Into Darkness. Then, the boys ponder about Xbox One and Silly Billy Gates. WARNING: IRON MAN 3 SPOILERS! Subscribe to us on iTunes HERE Pouch here. So while we're slowly slowly coming off the high of our most ambitious release yet, HipsterWay, it's time to get back into the groove of things with another episode of your favorite podcast. This episode was a bit difficult to edit mostly because we had to scramble and find a different microphone to use and it really fucked with the audio. While we were doing our customary mic check at the beginning of the recording session, we discovered that one microphone wasn't responding at all, so we had to ask Jon to dash back home and grab his headphone set that unfortunately captured his breathing and chewing as well as my audio (as I was sitting next to him) muffling my track altogether. So please forgive us if it sounds more like shit than usual. Make sure you check out HipsterWay and the blooper reel. Please go Like the 76th Street Network Facebook page. Please check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Email, and leave a review on iTunes. Subscribe to us on YouTube. Intro/Outro: Bugatti - Ace Hood featuring Rick Ross and Future

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Dropping Loads Episode 34: Driving While Asian

Sun, 12 May 2013 11:49:57 -0500

In this episode, Pouch's old friend Paul weighs in on stereotypes and the Florida man. Milky reveals his almost encyclopedic knowledge of Asians, while Pouch discusses Michael Bay's latest venture, Pain and Gain. Subscribe to us on iTunes HERE Pouch here. Sorry about the no-show last week, we had to take a personal day and decided to postpone this crazy ambitious shoot we have coming up. We shot a few scenes for it the other day and had a blast. I ended up enjoying my character far too much. Hopefully, we'll get that to you soon enough. Now on to what you guys came here for: the podcast. I have an old friend that I've known since freshman year of high school and we've kept in relatively close contact for a while. He's been imploring me for a chance to hang out on the set during one of our shoots, but considering how often our actors get a little spooked by strangers, I always opted not to invite him. But I decided to give him a shot on the pod, if he was the sole guest, to avoid people clamming up. He's a pretty cool guy, but unfortunately Milky and I dominate the conversation, so hopefully, if he's back on, he'll have more to say. Please go Like the 76th Street Network Facebook page. Please check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Email, and leave a review on iTunes. Subscribe to us on YouTube. Intro/Outro: The Stereotype Song - Your Favorite Martian

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Dropping Loads Episode 33: On You, and Not in You

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 11:50:00 -0500

In this episode, Maria recounts tales from her place of work including a strange purchase and developing an entire roll of photos of a certain male appendage. Milky is adamant about his exciting encounter with Jim Jeffries, while Pouch dismisses Maria's excitement for him. And Jon spreads of the gospel of On You, and Not in You. Subscribe to us on iTunes HERE Pouch here. Excuse some of the random bumps that you will more than likely hear throughout the episode, our equipment in amateurish at best and therefore, you ain't always going to get the best quality out of us. Either way, hopefully it'd be very difficult to notice when you're laughing the entire time. This episode was very fun to record and just as fun to edit because no matter what, Jon's random comments will never get old. Please go Like the 76th Street Network Facebook page. Please check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Email, and leave a review on iTunes. Subscribe to us on YouTube. Intro/Outro: Auto-Manipulator - Crispin Glover. Check out this week's Teasing Loads, where Milky expresses some suspicion over a transaction. Check out last week's DVD Load-Down.

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Dropping Loads Episode 32: Denture Twins

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 11:16:43 -0500

In this episode, the boys welcome Tony to discuss the birth and rise of the 76th Street Pod and the 76th Street Network. The boys are awestruck as Tony extols the great state of Nebraska. The guys then brainstorm the world's most racist theme park. Subscribe to us on iTunes HERE Pouch here. If you guys don't already know - and how could you miss it? We've been celebrating it for the past month - we were picked up by the 76th Street Network a few weeks ago. With a spike in feed hits overall, we're more enthusiastic than ever for our podcast because now we know that people actually listen. We still don't get too much reception in the form of comments or e-mails, but the statistics don't lie. Those sweet, sweet numbers have been going up and it's such a wonderful feeling to know that people are listening to us! And all of this really is thanks to the 76th Street Network. So we decided to have one of the founders of the network, Tony, come and guest on our humble pod. It was a great fucking time, as you can hear from all the laughter. Join in the fun and listen in. Please go Like the 76th Street Network Facebook page. Please check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Email, and leave a review on iTunes. Subscribe to us on YouTube. Intro/Outro: Beautiful Nebraska - Julie Baker-Anderson Check out this week's Teasing Loads, in which Milky explain his preference of a urinal video game. Check out last week's sketch, Post Workout Nutrition.

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Dropping Loads Episode 31: National Have Sex with an Ugly Person Day

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 11:25:20 -0500

In this episode, the boys welcome author/blogger and all-around cool guy, Lance Manion, to discuss National Have Sex with an Ugly Person Day, which lands on April 2nd, 2013. Lance discusses his approach to writing, guiding Pouch in the process, and the boys end it on a rousing edition of "One, True, Three." Check Lance out at http://www.lancemanion.com. Check out his book, The Ball Washer. Why not? It's free!

Subscribe to us on iTunes HERE Pouch here. No, you didn't read that wrong. We are in fact releasing two brand-new episodes this week. Let me catch you up on the details. Author/blogger, all-around cool dude Lance Manion reached out to us to appear on an episode to promote himself as well as a holiday he's attempting to popularize, National Have Sex with an Ugly Person Day. (It's exactly what you think it is. He wants an extremely attractive person to have sex with an extremely ugly person, which means I might just get laid. The holiday is a semi-joke perpetuated from his self-admitted selfishness as well as a desire to point out the ironies in our superficial culture. It's a bit of a statement to stimulate discussion.) What we intended to do was have about 20-30 minutes with Lance and then add on a regular show with Jon, but the conversation was so much fun that we let it run and it ended up being over 40 minutes long. With some of our episodes clocking in at about the same length, we said "fuck it," and decided to separate the two episodes and do something special for our 30th... which is technically our 30th and 31st. Otherwise, the episode would run about an hour and 45 minutes. We could have done a giant-sized issue, but we figured that would be demanding of your attention spans, so we conveniently split them up into two different episodes for your enjoyment. Check Lance out at LanceManion.com. Check out the 76th Street Network for our pod and several other great pods as well. Please check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Email, and leave a review on iTunes. Subscribe to us on YouTube. Intro/outro: Ugly Person Song - RandomHours

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Dropping Loads Episode 30: Bushwookiee

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 11:25:15 -0500

In this episode, Jon brings the laughs as he weighs in on the Vatican and the Pope for another edition of "Get a Load of This," while bringing some weird news of his own. The boys talk current slang and discuss the the Veronica Mars Kickstarter and the implications it has on our favorite canceled shows. Subscribe to us on iTunes HERE Pouch here. This episode was a long time coming. Milky and I sat down with Jon, without a fourth member, and as expected, it was a laughfest. Then again, even with four people, he brings the house down. You see, Milky and I have been experimenting with the less is more approach, opting to record with only one other person at time. So far, the outcome has been pretty grand, if you look back to some of the episodes with only the three people. Now, we haven't closed off the option of having 4-5 members again, if we can get them, because it's always fun to have a bunch of people crowded together in a room talking shit. But it just requires more effort attempting to schedule more than one person at a time. Either way, this was a fun episode. Check out the 76th Street Network for our pod and several other great pods as well. Please check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Email, and leave a review on iTunes. Subscribe to us on YouTube. Intro/Outro: Ass Cheeks on My White Tee - Venny Outrageous. Check out this week's Teasing Loads, in which Jon tracks the origins of the words "skank" and "hoe." And last week's DVD Load-Down, where Milky and I review the bizarre Meet the Feebles.

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Dropping Loads Episode 29: Pimp Pope

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 21:01:27 -0500

In this episode, the DLP crew celebrate Batman as well as their inclusion into the 76th Street Network. Milky and Maria swap tales of roach encounters, while Pouch lectures on about the Pope and the Buddha.
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Pouch here. How's it going? Sorry for the late upload, but I had some of my own technical difficulties this time around and at the same time, the DLP went on vacation in Orlando for the big Megacon. It was good fun, but of course we gotta get back to work, right? And the big news is that we joined a network, yo! It's the big leagues now. Check out the 76th Street Network for our pod and several other great pods as well. Intro/Outro theme: Sickest Buddhist - Arj Barker. Check out last week's production, Out Like a Fleshlight.

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Dropping Loads Episode 28: Anti-Cock

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 11:56:52 -0500

In this episode, Milky, Eugene, and Pouch lament the loss of a great podcast and pour over details from that lost episode. Milky shifts focus and the boys begin discussing fried chicken at great length. Eugene finally lays to rest a question plaguing mankind for decades: Popeyes or KFC? Subscribe to us on iTunes HERE Pouch here. Well, after some rearranging of the scheduel and a bit of shameless - not entirely shameless. I feel pretty bad about, but it was necessary - guilt-tripping, Eugene has finally returned. It's unfortunate that it was this one. There was a bit of a mishap during this recording session. We recorded about an hour and twenty of just magic. We were so orgasmically good that the podcast gods would write songs of triumph about this episode to be performed by choirs of angels for the rest of time. And then after they’d sing such heavenly music in tribute, they’d proceed to turn on this episode and fuck each other’s brains out! No, I’m exaggerating, but it was a pretty cool episode and due to a simple mistake, we didn't manage to record any of it. While we were lamenting over having lost a pretty cool episode, I suggested that we record a short episode doing just that. Lamentation of the lost episode. And you will hear it at the beginning, how defeated and bummed out we were and in the attempt to salvage the recording session, you’ll hear how frazzled we got as we began trying to recount the lost episode, stumbling over each other and repeating shit. So bear with us. We were gasping for air and thankfully, Milky macguyvered this ep and turned it into an all-chicken episode. Please check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Email, and leave a review on iTunes. Subscribe to us on YouTube. Intro/Outro theme: All Rolls Everything - PoppinMediacom This week's Teasing Loads features Milky's dreams of a chicken-eating Batman. Check out last week's DVD Load-Down, where we covered Richard Linklater's Slacker.

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Dropping Loads Episode 27: Black Jesus Got It

Sun, 17 Feb 2013 11:37:24 -0500

In this episode, Random Guy Serge returns to regale his dreams of a dread-locked ethnically controversial messiah ensuring his safety as well as lead a discussion condemning The Dark Knight Rises (once again!). The boys then discuss foot fetishes, the comfort and security of prison (once again!), and Milky's fast food aspirations. Subscribe to us on iTunes HERE Pouch here. If any of you guys are wondering when Eugene'll be back for the pod, then your guess is as good as mine. He was scheduled to come in for this recording session, but he seemed be missing-in-action for a bit. It came to a point where we couldn't wait any longer and we just started recording without him, instead opting to have Random Guy Serge sit-in once again in his place. Less than five minutes in, I received a text from Eugene. I will get him back on, I will promise you guys for the next episode! Please check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Email, and leave a review on iTunes. Subscribe to us on YouTube. Intro/Outro theme: Black Jesus - Everlast This week's Teasing Loads features Milky discussing the extent of his altruistic dreams. And if you guys miss Eugene's presence on the podcast, you can still catch him on last week's sketch, Them Boys Insurance.

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Dropping Loads Episode 26: Get Over It!

Sun, 03 Feb 2013 13:00:27 -0500

In this episode, Milky enlists the help of Maria, Nikki, and Pouch to solve the case of the mysterious pile of poop that's been appearing on his car. The gang discusses J.J. Abrams as the director of Star Wars: Episode VII and the banning of Django Unchained action figures in a new pop culture segment introduced by Milky. Subscribe to us on iTunes HERE Pouch here. Well, we got one-half of that infamous duo that I promised last time. We brought Nikki back as well as Maria, making for a pretty funny episode. Overall, I'm not at all happy with the way it turned out technically. We decided to record at the new Sapporo Sphere and laid out the equipment in a nice round-table setting. Unfortunately, one of the mics utilizes a desk mic stand and this is one of the few times that we've sat together and shared a table. As a result, you hear EVERY little bump and it was irreparable. So please, bear with it. Hopefully, you'll be too busy laughing to really notice. Please check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Email, and leave a review on iTunes. Subscribe to us on YouTube. Intro/Outro: Star Wars Title Theme (Disco Version) - Meco. This week's Teasing Loads has Pouch attempting to clarify the characteristics of the mysterious shit that's been appearing on Milky's car. Check out last week's DVD Load-Down. Sponsors and Friends Atom Phly Media Captain Cock

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Dropping Loads Episode 25: Everyone's Fooled Around with their Cousin

Sun, 20 Jan 2013 12:15:57 -0500

In this episode, the DLP boys welcome back Langston, who continues to bring the podcast to awkward silences with his tales of gay revelry and cousin play. The boys discuss temperament, personality, and the spectrum of morality as well as sex education. Subscribe to us on iTunes HERE Pouch here. The way we schedule these recording sessions nowadays have been so inopportune for everyone that Milky and I haven't been able to get ANY of our regulars back on for the longest. Hopefully, next pod session, we'll get Nikki and Eugene back in, but for now enjoy us shooting the shit with Random Guy Serge and Langston. Please check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Email, and leave a review on iTunes. Subscribe to us on YouTube.Intro/Outro: Cousin - Boyzone. This week's Teasing Loads has Milky revealing how he learned about sex.

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Dropping Loads Year-in-Review

Mon, 31 Dec 2012 12:16:02 -0500

In this episode, Pouch, Milky, and Random Guy Serge sit down and go through Dropping Loads in 2012. The boys drop loads of insight regarding the podcast and the launch of Dropping Loads Productions, while providing behind-the-scenes information for some of their favorite sketches filmed throughout the year. Pouch and Milky give special thanks to everyone involved and welcome the many opportunities in 2013. Hey, guys. It's Pouch. The last few months here at Dropping Loads have been kind of hectic. Unfortunately, due to technical difficulties as well as the holidays coming up around this time, we haven't been on any regular schedule. But that hasn't stopped us from trying to continue releasing as much entertainment as possible. With this being the last week of 2012, we figured it was worth trying to get something out before the year ended. So we decided on a pod that reflected on this past year and how much we managed to accomplish. I can't speak for everyone at Dropping Loads, but I know that this was a big year for me. For the most part, I've never been the type of a person that reflected upon the year with swelling pride and/or regret as I never actually did anything worthwhile. It was just a matter of ending another year and life continuing on with no need to celebrate any momentous occasions. I'm glad to say that this year warranted such a change to my routine. It's hard to say what really pushed me to suggest doing a podcast in the first place, but I suppose it was just a need to finally start on a project that I could put my creative energies into. I was slowly getting disillusioned with writing movie news, because it really felt like nobody gave a shit what I had to say. Though, it's difficult to gauge whether or not anybody gives a shit what we have to say on the pod or the videos, but overall the experience of just creating all of this content has been the reward in itself. It's brought me closer to a group of friends that I initially felt sharply divided from. So now I can actually say - with more certainty than I could in the past - that I feel a certain sense of a belongingness. And all of it can be tracked through our blog and YouTube channel. It's wonderful that we have something we can show for it and it's even more wonderful that that there are people that actually care, though many of you guys don't make it known very often. It's been a great year creating things for you guys and hopefully it'll be an even better year in 2013. Thanks for sticking by us. Shit We Mentioned

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Dropping Loads Episode 24: Coolest Person on Facebook

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 12:29:49 -0500

In this episode, Steve returns to talk Legos and K'Nex. Milky breaks his personal record for largest number of individual Milky Rants on a single episode, as he rips into stupid kids, Facebook as the reason for children's stupidity, and America's obsession for legal action. And Pouch learns to cope with becoming a rising star. Subscribe to us on iTunes HERE As usual, Pouch here. I'm not particularly happy with the way this episode turned out. We recorded this in the backyard of Milky Way Studios because Mrs. Milky wasn't feeling very well. There are some sounds in the background, but overall we were lucky enough to be recording on an uneventful night. Audio issues include Steve unconsciously rocking in his seat, thereby moving his mic stand... which it will become apparent within the first few minutes. Apologies for that. I'm most upset with the fact that I sound like such an ignorant idiot, but that's neither here nor there because it was still a pretty entertaining episode. Please check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Email, and leave a review on iTunes. Subscribe to us on YouTube. Intro/Outro: Old School Hollywood - System of a Down This week's Teasing Loads has Milky expressing his love for the Easy-Bake Oven. We released a brand new DVD Load-Down for Strippers Vs. Werewolves last week. Sponsors and Friends Atom Phly Media Captain Cock

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Dropping Loads Episode 23: Can't Hashtag "Hashtag"

Tue, 11 Dec 2012 21:28:44 -0500

In this episode, the boys find out that Bigfoot is related to humans and that even old dogs can accomplish more than Maria and Nikki. A debate sparks about who is the more attractive of the two leads of Supernatural, while the boys discover that Milky wouldn't mind naming his unborn child Hashtag. Subscribe to us on iTunes HERE Pouch here. Aside from the pods, it's been pretty quiet around these parts. As was said on Facebook, technical difficulties are really putting a standstill on our regular shooting schedule. We've had a great idea in the can since November, but shit happens. This short hiatus should be ending by next week, now that everything is cleared up. You should be getting some more original Dropping Loads productions soon enough. Wait for it... But until then, I present to you another episode of the great Dropping Loads podcast. Please check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Email, and leave a review on iTunes. Subscribe to us on YouTube. Intro/Outro: Sex Machine - James Brown This week's Teasing Loads has Milky explaining the common phenomenon of Bigfoot sightings. Don't forget our GiveAway! It ends next week! Sponsors and Friends Atom Phly Media Captain Cock

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Dropping Loads Episode 22: Depressed for the Holidays

Sun, 25 Nov 2012 11:14:23 -0500

In this episode, Milky and Pouch welcome Random Guy Serge to the Pre-Thanksgiving proceedings. The boys talk Hostess, Necrophilia, and sex toys, while Milky invalidates Pouch's article as well as his arguments against Twilight and Fifty Shades of Grey.
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Since this recording session took place the day before Thanksgiving, most of the DLP boys were unable to attend, so I brought in one of my buddies to sit in with Milky and me. For someone who was deathly afraid of bogging the podcast down, he ended up providing a fair amount of laughs. As explained in the pod, we recorded in the backyard of Milky Way Studios and as a result, you will hear random things in the background that we may or may not acknowledge. It just so happened to be a pretty busy night, but I managed to take out the most distracting of noises.
This week's Teasing Loads has me fondly remembering the days of the Twinkie. And don't forget our GIVEAWAY! After hitting 50 subscribers last week, we wanted to celebrate by giving you guys some free shit. The video details all the prizes you can win... all you gotta do and subscribe and comment! Sponsors and Friends Atom Phly Media Captain Cock

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Dropping Loads Episode 21: Anything Goes in the Graveyard

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 10:54:01 -0500

In this episode, the Bitches and Maria sit in to discuss when breasts are too big, the sculpting of genitals on tombstones, and Pouch's wild night out. The DLP boys ponder the many uses of feces. Also, Pouch professes his admiration for a teenage idiot. Subscribe to us on iTunes HERE Well, it's been more than a month since we sat down and recorded a podcast. It's been so long that some of us weren't even sure how to get back into it. Still, the enthusiasm of sitting down and recording after so long really drove us to push out a pretty great episode. Absence really does make the heart grow fonder. Please check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Email, and leave a review on iTunes. Subscribe to us on YouTube. Intro/Outro: Sex in the Cemetery - The Accelerators. This week's Teasing Loads has me questioning Milky whether or not he would comply with Maria's last request. Also check out last week's sketch, Intruder! Sponsors and Friends Atom Phly Media Captain Cock

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Dropping Loads Episode 20: Don't Make Dollar, Don't Make Sense

Sun, 30 Sep 2012 11:35:21 -0500

In this episode, Jon returns and fills us in on the latest rap feuds. Nikki wins on her recent date as well as reminisces about letters she wrote to her family members. The DLP boys also discuss the possibility of a zombie apocalypse and our renouncing of certain childhood fairy tales. Subscribe to us on iTunes HERE Pouch here. What's up, motherfuckers?! We just hit another fucking landmark with Dropping Loads Productions... it's episode 20! It wasn't too long ago when we hit episode 10 and we were excited and ready to do something special for our arrival into the double digits. However, while we continue to juggle our schedules between work and podding/shooting, we kinda missed this opportunity to do something special. I only remembered that it was episode 20 when saving the pod. But hell, we got Jon back. That's always a plus. I suppose it's better that we don't celebrate every single milestone and save the big celebrations for maybe episode 50. Damn, that sounds fun. Please check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Email, and leave a review on iTunes. Subscribe to us on YouTube. Intro/Outro: Fuck your Couch Baltimore Mix - Dave Chappelle as Rick James This week's Teasing Loads has Nikki's Grandma denying the fate of Frosty the Snowman. Also check out this week's DVD Load-Down for Steven Seagal's Today You Die.

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Dropping Loads Episode 19: Bling Bling

Sun, 16 Sep 2012 10:46:12 -0500

In this episode, Milky rants on the decline of western civilization after Snooki is allowed to spawn and shows us the extent of his rapping skills. The boys talk extensively on music while Pouch shares a story about a romantic outing to see Air Supply with his mom. Subscribe to us on iTunes HERE Pouch here. It's interesting to note that the last episode was difficult to record because we were fucking struggling to figure out what the hell to talk about... whereas in this new one, I had to cut it short because it didn't seem like there was any end in sight. We had a lot to talk about and we had a lot of fun this time around. Lots of never-ending subjects and more Milky Rants than you can muster. By the way, the Facebook page is under Dropping Loads Productions, however the link (which will always be listed below) is Facebook/DroppingLoadsPodcast. I was dumb enough not to change it. Please check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Email, and leave a review on iTunes. Subscribe to us on YouTube. Intro/Outro: Bling Bling - BG featuring Birdman, Lil' Wayne, Turk, Mannie Fresh, and Juvenile. This week's Teasing Loads features Eugene imploring Nikki to make his chicken the way he likes it. Also check out the most fun we've had in a sketch yet: Chicken Intervention. And see how much fun we had on the sketch in the Making Of.

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Dropping Loads Episode 18: Sticky

Sun, 02 Sep 2012 11:16:48 -0500

In this episode, DLP is inundated with estrogen courtesy of Mrs. Milky and Nikki speaking of menstrual cycles and orgasms. The crew reminds folks of the significance in the journey toward the booty, while Mrs. Milky copes with being featured on the evening news buying toilet paper. Subscribe to us on iTunes HERE Who else updates this page but Pouch?! Nobody! This episode had some difficulty coming together because of schedule synchronization and whatnot, but we remain committed to consistent entertainment! In this episode, we're back at Milky Way Studios, where we belong. Problem is that the A/C has been broken for months, so we've been reluctant to fit 5 people in there for the longest. We decided to it was worth the effort this time around only to come out with disastrous results... and verbalizing about how hot it is or tinkering with the fan to maintain coolness for a roomful of sweating podcasters went on record. I ended up cutting a lot of that. Please check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Email, and leave a review on iTunes. Subscribe to us on YouTube. Intro/Outro: Hurricane Party - James McMurtry. Check out this week's Teasing Loads, featuring Milky's show-stopping insult. Check out our newest video, DVD Load-Down #4: Ghost Cat. Sponsors and Friends Atom Phly Media Captain Cock

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Dropping Loads Episode 17: Bluttpug

Sun, 19 Aug 2012 10:37:34 -0500

In this episode, the DLP boys are joined by Nikki's guest Alan, who has a very special signature move that has the ladies clamoring to come back. Also, Milky brings in a new "Price is Milky" for "Loads of FUN," where Nikki takes the title away from Eugene. Subscribe to us on iTunes HERE Pouch here with a brand new episode of Dropping Loads. Man, we've become a traveling podcast. We still maintain all that ridiculous candidness that you have come to love, but in moving our gear around, the audio is never perfect and you can hear on this for sure. I know I've said I won't be making any excuses anymore, but that is the real reason why half the time the pod isn't as clear as it used to be. But for the most part, we remain committed to bringing you consistent entertainment! (At least, to the few of you out there.) By the way, you guys should definitely start spreading the word and helping out. We can only do so much. Please check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Email, and leave a review on iTunes. Subscribe to us on YouTube. Intro/Outro: Will You Swallow my Cum? - Larry Pierce Last episode, we introduced a brand new segment called Teasing Loads, where we provide a simple tease to the newest production to come. In the last one, it was a 13-second clip cut-together from the few funny moments of Mrs. Milky's podcasting debut. This time, it's a video where you actually get to see this week's guest. Otherwise, please check out our newest video, Dr. Dad. Sponsors and Friends Atom Phly Media Captain Cock Apple Head Academy Get a Load of This Shit in Face Blow-up Doll Stop Sign Loads of FUN Price is Milky

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Dropping Loads Episode 16: Notorious Knight Rises

Sun, 05 Aug 2012 11:47:50 -0500

In this episode, Nikki, Juan, and Mrs. Milky join in as the boys discuss the applications of the word "notorious" and curious sex-related crimes in another edition of "Get a Load of This." Then, the boys rip apart The Dark Knight Rises in an extensive and spoilerific review. SPOILERS! Subscribe to us on iTunes HERE As usual, it's Pouch coming at you with the newest episode of Dropping Loads. Though, it's starting to occur to me that we have way more fans of our awesome channel than of the podcast. Eh... The podcast is still a good reason to bring most of the DLP boys and friends together. This one was recorded at Mr. and Mrs. Milky's Summer Palace with one of the biggest crowds in a while, which means there was a shit-ton of problems during this recording session. For the most part, you should just expect shitty quality in general. I'm tired of making excuses when it's every episode now... though, this one I can easily explain. This one is our longest in about month because we finally got most of the boys together and we had an important topic to discuss: THE DARK KNIGHT RISES! Please check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Email, and leave a review on iTunes. Subscribe to us on YouTube. Intro/Outro: Batman & Robin - Snoop Dogg, featuring Lady of Rage and RBX

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Dropping Loads Episode 15: Keep Going

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 05:29:20 -0500

Subscribe to us on iTunes HERE Pouch here. First off, I'd like to say thank for all the support you guys have been giving us for our newest venture in video, especially the huge reception to Tiger Balm. We always have a hell of a time doing it and we hope you have a hell of a time watching. This episode only features 2 of the Dropping Loads boys, but we are joined by two special guests who make up for it by some of our more interesting guests. Please check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Email, and leave a review on iTunes. And now you can subscribe to us on YouTube. Intro/Outro: Let's Fighting Love - Trey Parker In this episode, Milky and Pouch are joined by Atom Phly co-founders Steve and Frank to talk movies, Kevin Smith, and Frank's relationship with the Pokemon franchise.

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Dropping Loads Episode 14: Tasteful

Sun, 08 Jul 2012 11:21:40 -0500

Subscribe to us on iTunes HERE Hey, guys. Pouch here. As we become more into the idea of putting videos up for Dropping Loads Productions, it really feels like the pod is starting to suffer a bit and it's unfortunate because that's the thing that started all of this in the first place. Anyway, this is one of the shortest episodes yet because we're actually listening to your shitty complaints about the lengths. Yep, we're intentionally shortening them to be more convenient to the few of you that still listen. This episode was recorded at the Barona Dome and because of that, the set up wasn't ideal and you might be hearing some bumps here and there. Forgive us. It's a very cheap operation behind those mics.

Please check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Email, and leave a review on iTunes. And now you can subscribe to us on YouTube. Don't forget to check out our commercial. Intro/Outro: Prostitute Song - Chef (as played by the late Isaac Hayes) and James Taylor.

In this episode, Dave takes the reins of "Get a Load of This" as well as enlightens the DLP Boys (and girl) of his street walker magnetism, the DLP Boys ponder on how to tastefully present a woman's genitals, and Nikki shows off her comedic talents.

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Dropping Loads Episode 13: At Ease, Citizen

Sun, 24 Jun 2012 10:43:12 -0500

Subscribe to us on iTunes HERE Hey... the few of you that actually read these. Pouch here. Sooo, coming off the excitement of the launch of Dropping Loads Productions, we've got another episode for you to listen and this one has been a long time coming. Ever since we met Nikki's brother, Larry, we've been trying to get him to guest for the longest. He's a cool dude and, of course, he's the co-creator of Captain Cock. We had a packed house on this one and our equipment is already shit, therefore the pod sounds like shit... Don't fucking complain, it was a nightmare editing this beast. I've learned to appreciate the effort that Milky puts into these pods. Regardless, it's a pretty funny episode. Please check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Email, and leave a review on iTunes. And now you can subscribe to us on YouTube. Don't forget to check out the Butter Dance 2. Intro/Outro: Evelyn Evelyn - Chicken Man. In this episode, the DLP boys bring in Larry Reid, co-creator of Captain Cock, to discuss is poultry avenger, Dave creates an unforgettable character, and the boys are appalled after hearing about a Japanese artist's culinary offering.

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Dropping Loads Episode 12: CONSISTENCY!!!

Sun, 10 Jun 2012 10:49:36 -0500

Subscribe to us on iTunes HERE Milky here, to bring yet another episode of Dropping Loads podcast, the only podcast that has the same amount of listeners as its cast members. I don't exactly know how long we've been doing this for this far, but I don't think we're stopping any time soon even if no one listens. Hopefully new and better things are to come for DLP. And Pouch was wrong, a steer is a castrated bull... idiot. As usual, please check us on Facebook or Twitter, Email, and leave a review for us on iTunes. Intro/Outro theme: The Products Featuring ZEPS - Who's Thirsty? In this Jonless episode, the DLP boys discuss the podcast's description, introduce a possible new segment, Eugene shows us his inner black woman, and Dave tells us a very "shitty" work story.

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Dropping Loads Episode 11: Piggly Wiggly's Most Wanted

Sun, 03 Jun 2012 11:27:25 -0500

In this episode, Nikki returns to celebrate her birthday, Pouch is smitten with Joey Lauren Adams and discuss with the boys about their own celebrity encounters, J-Boner shares a quaint story about a co-worker's unforgettable departure, and the boys talk movies.
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Pouch here. This episode was a new one for us as 2 out of 5 of the Dropping Loads boys weren't present and instead of recording at Milky Way Studios, it was at the Barona Dome or the Dave Palace, whatever moniker Dr. Delishus would like to use for his abode. It was a fun and interesting recording session. Unfortunately, we kind of ran out of stuff to talk about, as you can hear when we randomly start talking about movies. Intro/Outro theme: Ram Jam - Black Betty
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Dropping Loads Episode 10: Blowflex

Sun, 27 May 2012 12:24:18 -0500

In this episode, Nikki joins us for her first official guest spot, while a Chris Hansen soundboard fills in for Jon to discuss the potential for some nude beach correspondence, reminisce on our parents' willingness or reluctance to talk sex, and celebrate our 10th episode with three games for Loads of FUN.
Subscribe to us on iTunes HERE Pouch here! Holy shit, episode 10 was a long time coming. With shit happening on our side of recording and editing, I decided to take up the mantle and try to shave down the monster of a recording session and make it more eligible for human consumption. It was pretty difficult and this was my first time doing this, so apologies if it's not up-to-par with Milky's mad editing skillz (That's right, I used the 'z', bitch). And you must be wondering where all this cool shit I've been promising is? Well, I'm going to keep promising because it's coming, it's just taking much longer than anticipated. Patience! As usual, please check us on Facebook or Twitter, Email, and leave a review for us on iTunes. Intro/Outro theme: The Scofflaws - Nude Beach (Live). Sponsors and Friends Atom Phly Media Captain Cock

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Dropping Loads Episode 9.5: I Love Golden Showers

Sun, 13 May 2012 11:54:46 -0500

In this episode, we bring in Steve of Atom Phly Media and designer of the Dropping Loads logo to discuss his fixation of doodling the mighty phallus and the inspiration behind our incredible logo, play a round of "One, True, Three" for Loads of FUN, and determine how kinky the boys can get.
Subscribe to us on iTunes HERE Pouch here. Let's get this out of the way, Happy Mother's Day! Now go and secure your love for your mother with expensive gifts. Why not celebrate it by listening to a new episode of Dropping Loads?! This episode is slightly shorter than the others because it's our attempt at stalling until the big one-zero, but still wanting to consistently release new material for all of our fans. All four of you. Apologies for the annoying feedback as some of our equipment for our guests are not quite up to par, yet. As usual, please check us on Facebook or Twitter, Email, and leave a review for us on iTunes. Intro/Outro Steel Panther: - If You Really Really Love Me

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Dropping Loads Episode 9: The Fresh Prince of Belle Glade

Sun, 06 May 2012 12:10:33 -0500

In this episode, the boys bring in guest star Juan to fill the void left by Eugene, we gather around and listen to tales of the town of Belle Glade, discuss how some bald men won't let go of the ponytail, and the many male admirers of the Dropping Loads boys.
Subscribe to us on iTunes HERE Hey, guys. It's Ponch... or should I just use the new nickname christened to me, Pouch? I think I'm going to start using Pouch more. Anyhow, this is episode motherfucking 9! That means we'll officially be in the double digits soon enough. In the meantime, some pretty cool stuff coming your way. Look out for them. As usual, please check us on Facebook or Twitter, Email, and leave a review for us on iTunes. Intro/Outro Theme: "Yo Home to Bel Air" - DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince

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Dropping Loads Episode 8: Hit It

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 10:54:23 -0500

In this episode, Jon ponders a question about smoke, Eugene introduces a segment that can make you money and maximize profit, we revisit Dave's Urban Dictionary game for Loads of FUN, and we discover that Dave doesn't know the difference between Germany and Greece.
Ponch here. Some details need to be shared about the recording of this episode. Since we were recording one of the first episodes of the Video pod, we decided to move the recording session away from Milky Way Studios to a more practical location for filming. We ended using some different equipment (not a lot) and it inexplicably really messed with the audio, so we apologize for those difficulties. Also, we find sometimes we may clam up while a camera is in the room, so don't expect gold from this episode. Oh yeah, and sorry for all the sight gags mentioned throughout the pod, we were trying to incorporate an audience for the Video pod. As usual, please check us on Facebook or Twitter, and leave a review for us on iTunes.
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Dropping Loads Episode 7: Cream Lantern

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 10:40:46 -0500

In this episode, the boys train in the Metal Police Academy, celebrate the birthday of our favorite action star Steven Seagal by discussing his many achievements, two games for the price of one in Loads of FUN, and Jon remains completely devoted to a certain joke. This episode is dedicated to Steven Seagal's ponytail.
Subscribe to us on iTunes HERE Ponch here. Eventually, I'm going to get one of those other motherfuckers to come on here and write a blog entry introducing a new episode of your favorite podcast. Thankfully, with Jon back in the mix, this episode managed to bring back that chemistry that was lost episode 6, so you should be having fun on this one. As usual, please check us on Facebook or Twitter, and leave a review for us on iTunes. Intro/Outro: Girl It's Alright -Steven Seagal

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Dropping Loads Episode 6: Milky the Explorer

Sun, 15 Apr 2012 03:00:36 -0500

In this episode, the boys trek on without a vital semi-permanent cast member, discuss the implications of Easter Sunday, find out the extent of how stupid cops can be, talk about paranormal experiences, and announce some cool stuff coming your way.
Subscribe to us on iTunes HERE Ponch, here. I think it's fair to provide a little detail behind the recording of this episode since it's much shorter than the rest. We recorded for the standard two-hour period, but a lot of it ended up not being usable because of audio issues and most of it had to do with set up for the big announcement that you will hear on this episode. (Plus, we've been getting a fair amount of complaints regarding the length anyway. Trust me, if it were my choice, every episode would be at least an hour and 20 minutes. Podcasts don't always require your undivided attention. You can listen to us banter while doing other things and you can stop and come back to it at a later, more convenient time.) As usual, please check us on Facebook or Twitter, and leave a review for us on iTunes. Intro/Outro: Something Diabolical - Bloodhound Gang After the episode is released and you've had your minds blown sufficiently with the news, I'll update and provide more detail regarding the announcement, because details were a bit sparse in this week's episode.
Get a Load of This Angry Old Japanese Man Wants To Be a Samurai Drunk Canadian Guys Decide To Take a Bath Together In a Car Wash Cops Arrest Guy for Planking Can Hooker Haz Cheezburger from McDonalds Dollar Menu? Dog Can Call for Emergency on Rotary Phone There's a Weight Limit to Live in New Zealand For more details on the topics discussed in this episode, visit the official Dropping Loads Blog.

Dropping Loads Episode 5: The Unbiblical Cord

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 11:14:36 -0500

In this episode of Dropping Loads, we discuss teenage prudes, Ponch's weird and somehow gay dreams of having sex with Red Hot Chili Peppers band members, skydiving, and I bring a new game that helps us figure out what Dave does all day on his days off.
Subscribe to us on iTunes HERE Hey! Milky here coming at you, or on you (you decide). Recording and editing a podcast for no one to listen to has been a blast. It's a great reason to get together with my boys and just "shit" talk for an hour or two. This week's episode I think is great, everyone was on point. Check it out and please don't forget to leave a review on iTunes or simply just comment on our podbean. Intro/Outro: Chop Suey!- System of a down.
Get a Load of This Old Man Just Wanted to Use Facebook Unbiblical Cord Stolen Prudish High School Girl Gets Offended by Jackass Prudish High School Girl Gets Offended by Mom having Sex Lady Would Rather have Junk Food than Men for Orgasms

Spastic Loads

CryingWife.com Silence Gun

Loads of FUN: Shooting Blanks

Evan Stone Edition For more details on the topics discussed in this episode, visit the official Dropping Loads Blog.

Dropping Loads Episode 4: From Flassy to Classy

Sun, 25 Mar 2012 02:00:06 -0500

In this episode, a new edition of Get a Load of This, special guest Langston enlightens us on one of the more misunderstood parts of gay culture, and a new game is played for Loads of FUN that helps us get to know Langston more than we really wanted.
Hey, guys. Ponch here... again. This week's episode is a bit of a doozey. Considering all the sex we talk about on the pod, we came to a decision that we should encompass all types of sex. Sooo, I guess it was time for a gay episode... Here at Milky Way Studios, we're a pretty open and tolerant group of guys (most of us, at least), that's why we invited one of my close friends to guest and to help not disassociate the gay crowd and maybe shed some light for those uninitiated. And damn, the loads are dropped in an entirely foreign place for us. Intro/Outro: Gay Bar - Electric Six
Get a Load of This: We Learn You Can Get Arrested With a Fake Dick This Guy Loves to Play with His Dick King of the World Spotted in the Keyes, Naked Zordon Trapped in Man's Ball Horny Man has a Sexy Emergency Loads of FUN: One, True, Three Courtesy of Walter Flanagan of Tell 'Em, Steve-Dave You can find more details on the topic discussed on this week's episode at the Official Dropping Loads Blog.

Dropping Loads Episode 3: The Celebrated History of Aggressive Finger-Pointing

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 05:30:29 -0500

In this episode, a new edition of "Get a Load of This," we bring in old friends Brian and his brother Mark as guests with Nikki in the peanut gallery, Jon becomes the permanent-semi cast member in Eugene's absence and provides a history lesson on a certain hand gesture, and we discuss which wrestler we'd like to see in a sex tape.

Ponch here. Holy shit, I can't believe we're releasing Episode 3. Maybe about a month ago, I never thought I'd even be working on a podcast, let alone releasing the 3rd official episode on a weekly basis. Glad to have something to put my energies into after the stint over at InfamousKidd.com ended so quickly. It's great doing something this much fun every week. Intro/Outro: "Real American" by Rick Derringer (Hulk Hogan's most often used entrance song.) In this episode, a new edition of "Get a Load of This," we bring in old friends Brian and his brother Mark as guests with Nikki in the peanut gallery, Jon becomes the permanent-semi cast member in Eugene's absence and provides a history lesson on a certain hand gesture, and we discuss which wrestler we'd like to see in a sex tape. Get a Load of This Old Gay White Man Steals Bag O Dildos Iranian Guy Gets Permanent-Semi from Dick Tattoo Cum in Yogurt Cop Allegedly Gets Beat with Dildo Homeless Dude Wants to Fix his Feet

Loads of FUN:

The Price is Milky - Mini Edition

The descriptions and images of the sex toys can be found at the official Dropping Loads Podcast Blog.

Dropping Loads Episode 2: More Dicks Than A Sausage Market

Sun, 11 Mar 2012 05:38:58 -0500

In this episode, we bring in special guest Jon to weigh in on the unfortunate changes to the cast of The Walking Dead as well as performs a great rendition of a Dexter episode, new segments of "Get a Load of This" and "Loads of FUN," and a surprise guest -Milky's cousin Alejandro - joins us to recount some tales of his own dropped loads.

Hey, guys. Ponch here with the Episode 2 of your favorite podcast! Yeah, while recording this one, I couldn't wait to get this one out as soon as we could. We had one helluva time recording this one with two special guests coming and completely throwing the recording into fucking chaos. I just hope the fun we had recording translates over for when you guys listen to it. Intro/outro theme: Love Pigs by Evil Cowards In this episode, we bring in special guest Jon to weigh in on the unfortunate changes to the cast of The Walking Dead as well as a performs a great rendition of a Dexter episode, new segments of "Get a Load of This" and "Loads of FUN," and a surprise guest -Milky's cousin Alejandro - joins us to recount some tales of his own dropped loads.

Get a Load of This

Stupid Bitch Vampire Attack at Vacant Hooters

Professional Crackhead in Dennys

Another Naked Man

Sex Star Governor

Dumass Goes Back to the Scene of a Failed Crime

Free Craigslist Baby

Loads of FUN: The Price is Milky

The descriptions and images of the sex toys can be found at the official Dropping Loads Podcast Blog.

Dropping Loads Episode 1

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 15:43:18 -0500

In this episode, we talk about what weird things we have put on our private areas and Dave attempts to review "Ghost Rider 2: The Spirit of Vengeance" and tells us about his weird church experience. You can also expect more of Dave's awesome and enthusiastic stories. Two new segments are introduced. First, Ponch presents "Get a Load of This." Then, Milky gives us "Loads of FUN."
The OFFICIAL first episode of your soon-to-be FAVORITE podcast is here!!!! Milky here, presenting our official first episode. Not sure that much people are going to listen to it, but we're trying to have some fun. We have not yet figured out an intro song for the pod, but I guess it will all come with time. You can definitely hear an improvement in the quality of episode one compared to episode 0 (hopefully). This episode runs for about an hour and 19 minutes, so it won't take too much time out of your day. So listen to it you fucking pricks!! On a serious note, we would really appreciate you guys giving us a chance. In this episode, we talk about what weird things we have put on our private areas and Dave attempts to review "Ghost Rider 2: The Spirit of Vengeance" and tells us about his weird church experience. You can also expect more of Dave's awesome and enthusiastic stories(

Dropping Loads Episode 0

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 22:12:50 -0500

In episode 0 of Dropping Loads, we figure out the name of the podcast, the possible genre and content, Tyler Perry, Eugene's drunken adventures, Dave's boring storytelling, and extensively discuss Sabado Gigante and Don Francisco.
Hey, guys. It's Ponch. We're dropping our very first attempt at a podcast, right here. It's about an hour and a half of us trying to figure shit out as it's going. We figured the experience of fleshing out our pod should be shared with you guys, that and the fact that there's probably going to be a bunch of jokes in here that will continue to live on in the rest of the podcast series. Expect technical difficulties, because we're fucking new at this, we didn't know how it was going to be like. So, if you guys are willing to listen to us talk about some of the most random shit around for 1 hour and 32 minutes, we really do appreciate it. It can only get better from here on out, because we're planning whole mess of fun shit to come. Oh, and please forgive Dave... he's not really that racist.