Welcome to Day 2 of the Divas' Demonically Depraved Festival of Fucked French Films! Come with us to review Inside, the body horror pregnancy scare home invasion film that had me and Karlie squirming in our seats.

I hope you brought your popcorn. And a lighter. And a backup knife. And a working camera. And a mop and bucket because baby, we're gonna need it.

And whatever you do, don't go up the stairs.  

It is the countdown to Halloween, our favorite day of the year, and we are very excited to share a new series that's been in the works since the show's inception: The Divas Demonically Depraved Festival of Fucked French Films!

We'll be dropping a new episode every day this week, deep diving into the horror powerhouse subgenre known as New French Extremism, culminating in our Halloween special with a very special guest :)

It's opening night Divas, and I hope you're ready for some tension and crazed murderers of all persuasions. Enter the darkness with us!

Adjust your mic and dust off your old tap shoes, because we are going to Broadway!

Well, maybe not Broadway exactly, but the Dragula main stage is close enough. 

In Drac's own words, the return of the challenge that all the fans hated...and you know we'll always tell it like it is Divas. Did the newest edition of the Dragula The Musical have us blasting off to Transylvania, or marching to the box office to demand our money back? Listen on to find out!

And if you like to hear about us doing stupid shit, there's plenty of that to look forward to as well. 

Are you liking our new digs?? Your favorite podcast hosts have been hard at work in the background on some very exciting projects to come, and it was time for us to move up and out of our previous home to a new platform, a new logo, and tons of upcoming new content!

What will never change though is our ever more unhinged conversations, our obsession with Dragula, and our love for you, our listeners :)

Saddle up and join us in the wild west, we have cattle to rope and looks to judge. Don't go looking under too many rocks, I hear there are snakes around...

Did you get your invitation? Dress in your most impressive ugly Christmas sweater or novelty red white and blue hat? I do hope you remembered to RSVP for tonight's event, because we are celebrating allll the holidays and allll the filth.

Join me and Karlie as we dive into the Titans 2 Holidays of Horror episode. We're breaking down the looks, the mishaps, and the controversial judgment that took place this week.

Now do come in, and be sure to leave your shoes by the door. We've had a terrible problem with people tracking slime in...

That's right, we have emerged from our coffins and we are ready to get back into Titans season 2, starting with the most drama filled episode of Dragula I think we've ever seen, and that is really saying something. Put on your swimsuits and your SPF 10000, we've got some throats to rip out :D

I hope you didn't lose your invitation, because we're all going to a wedding! But...wait a second...Divas, are you wearing WHITE?

Okay, while you go change before the bride strangles you, let's dig into this episode like it's a massive slice of mealworm-ridden wedding cake. There are LEWKS there are ARGUMENTS, and maybe even a thunderstorm or two. Let's go gossip by the buffet, Divas, I hear there's a chocolate fountain.

We are back and ready to put on a mask and smash some guitars, because MONSTERS OF ROCK has returned!! Got your six string? Your black eyeliner? Your piping hot tea to spill? We don't have backstage passes buuuut...we can probably sneak in if we cover our faces I think. We have lewks and much drama to get into so let's get into it!

(Yes I know my audio is terrible this episode, don't rub it in. *cries in microphone settings*)

Whether you're looking for a steak orrr...another kind of meat, I hope you enjoy this week's bonus episode, in which Karlie and I complete Steak House or Gay Bar?

Shall we all go out together, Divas?

Well if this first episode is any indication, we are going to EAT this season! Some of our monsters ate as well, and some...may not be invited to the party next year. Grab your trick or treat buckets and your best black lipstick, let's crash this party.

What are you dressed as, again?

Welcome back my darlings, and just in time to kick off Dragula Titans, ROUND TWO. In this very special introductory episode, listen to me and Karlie react to the Titans 2 cast announcement. I have a feeling that this season the cauldron is going to be boiling OVER mawma! Are you anticipating allll the delicious drama as much as we are? Stay tuned :D

What? No, there's no ring box in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you!

I hope everyone RSVPd and wore your best dancing shoes, because we have a wedding to attend!! While Israel sets up the chocolate fountain and Drac fires the photographer, join us as we dig into the Gothic Wedding Challenge of Dragula Season 2!! We have soooo much drama and some gorge lewks to sink our teeth into this episode. And some ranting about the cishets, because what queer wedding would it be without it?

Did you pack your bug spray? Your highest heels? Your razor to dry shave your eyebrows off? All righty then, let's head deep into the forest to dish on the drama, the narcissism, and of course the LEWKS as our favorite monsters continue to kill it!

Speaking of killing it, do keep an eye out divas, I hear an extremely hot murderer has been spotted in these woods...

I hope you've all been good while we've been gone! Karlie and I are here for the planetary takeover and back on our bullshit of going on 10 million tangents and meticulously breaking down the lewks, the drama, and allllll things Dragula. This week we've crashed landed on on of our favorite nerdy planets, and there are a lot of eye stalks and bodily fluids to recap.

I hope you're ready to hear Karlie fangirl over the Boulets in a bodysuit and listen to Caroline once again pay homage to Erika Klash, conquering queen of gross exterminations whom fish smoothies and brain jello molds fear. Join us, won't you?

Time for the OG mixtape of everyone's favorite Dragula challenge, Monsters of ROCK!!! Grab your fishnets, your big hair and your spare smashing guitar, because Karlie and I have front row seats and you're all invited into the mosh pit with us. I hope you brought your earplugs and your trashiest tattoo ideas.

Which band had us screaming ourselves into a case of laryngitis...and what's the craziest thing Karlie would buy out of a vending machine? Listen on to find out!

Are you ready for a rip-roarin good time in the haunted wild west with our beloved season two Dragula stars? I do hope you brought your sunglasses and your favorite eco-friendly reusable tumbler, because the looks are blinding and the tea is piping hot. Come in for a spell and join your hostess with the mostess for a good old fashioned yap sash. See on you on the dueling ground, divas ;)

Whose is ready to dive back into the murky, drama-filled, hypodermic needle infested waters of Dragula Season Two? This season holds a special place in mine and Karlie's hearts, and we are back once again to break down all the looks and alllll the copious amounts of drama the S2 Ghouls had to offer.

Grab your popcorn and your best black leather ensemble, and I hope you're excited to hear about one of my most embarrassing childhood moments as a palate cleanser!

I think a lot of our minds are spinning right now reacting to Trump being back in office, and his best buddy Elon taking a sledgehammer to our government.

If you're feeling angry, confused, sad, overwhelmed...we're right there with you, and hopefully we can help give you a productive place to put those feelings.

There is hope here. Totalitarian regimes throughout history have fallen when 3.5% of the countries population actively rebels against them through strikes, boycotts, walkouts, and public demonstrations. If you want to be a part of that 3.5%, here are some places to start.

Find Ballotpedia here.

Get involved in your local resistance by joining Indivisible here.

Good educational resources:

How did we get here?

The Alt-Right Playbook

What's happening and what can we do?

Leeja Miller

Parkrose Permaculture

Places to donate to organizations working to preserve democracy and sensible policies:

Represent Us

Run For Something

I hope you're all enjoying this fine winter day amid increasing horrors and threats to our existence. We have a new episode out and there's just as much fangirling as usual...so that's a silver lining I guess?

Come listen to us rage against the returning orange machine and chitchat on the second half of Dragula Season One. We freaks and weirdoes will always have each other, no matter what else happens.

Help out Ian and Nathan here. We love you Divas <3

Yes Karlie and I have been the Divas of Disappearance lately, but don't worry, we have been cooking up some excellent potions in our cauldron of calamity that we're very excited to share with you soon :)

For now though, let's blow the dust off the crypt door and excavate the perfectly preserved sarcophagus of DRAGULA SEASON ONE!

I hope you're ready for fangirling. There will be a lot of fangirling.

What's this? A SECOND episode this week? Yes, we do spoil you because we know you just can't get enough of us.

We covered some tough topics earlier this week, so I think we could all use a laugh. Join us for the best kind of laughter, laughter at some idiot's expense.

Did you know there actually people out there tasteless enough to give Dragula ONE STAR reviews? I wouldn't have believed it if I didn't see it with my own eyes.

I wouldn't trust someone named White Scott to recommend a brand of travel toothpaste, that's all I have to say.

Welcome back and welcome to the shockingly prescient dystopian seventies, because today we are reviewing the Peter Watkins mockumentary Punishment Park. It's a crazy movie and this is an intense episode, but there's SO MUCH to talk about and as always we're here to break it all down!

And if you stay to the end of the lecture, there's an extra helping of unhinged humor and some very exciting teasers :D See you in the desert divas!

It's good to be back my beautiful darlings! Have you been feverishly following the progression of the Dragula S5 tour? Do you already miss the monsters?

Well, you're in luck because Karlie and I are here to spill alllll the tea on multiple stops of the amazingness that was the season 5 tour...and all the shit that went wrong along the way. If you've ever wondered what it's like to be inside our brains after four cities in as many days and nearly experiencing death by toothbrush, listen on :)

We are back with this week with a special surprise for everyone, our very first GUEST on the on Divas of Depravity! And he crawled all the way up from the depths of hell to be here, so I expect everyone to be on their most unhinged behavior.

This week we're reviewing the 2009 horror comedy cult classic Jennifer's Body (ody-ody). No need to be lime green jello, because everyone is invited to join me, Karlie, and Devoglaer as we spill the piping hot tea straight from the Devil's Kettle. And do make sure you packed your eyeliner and your Bowie knife. I brought Toast ems and rotisserie chicken if anyone's feeling peckish.

Now follow us, through the treeeeees....

I hope you're having a devilishly delicious day, and that you're ready to hear us rain down judgement on internet strangers, our third favorite thing to do after geeking out about Dragula and telling the Divas how beautiful you all are :)

And being fabulous horror hostesses of the night. Okay, maybe our fourth favorite thing.

Oh, and making a bunch of ridiculous inside jokes out of the unhinged shit we say. And getting into stupid arguments on the air for your amusement...So maybe our fifth favorite-well, it's up there anyway.

Come listen to these train wrecks give relationship advice to all these other train wrecks! And if you have a burning question of your own you want answered, hit us up at divasofdepravity@gmail.com. Send us enough questions, and maybe you'll get a peek behind the veil :)

That's right, we are BACK my friends, and the Devil is back, with a boner.

...That's not what the movie is called? Eh, haunting, hainting. Join us for lovely Sunday picnic of corn on the cob, peanut butter out of the jar, and a lively discussion of murdered child ghosts and a supernatural allegory of the bleakness of clinging to one's childhood innocence while caught in the middle of violent political and religious conflict. You know, just some light weekend fare.

I hope you're all having a fantabulous and friendship fueled week! They say you can never really know anyone...but the true mark of friendship is knowing which Dragula extermination would make your bestie throw in the towel. For this week's drunk chatting, we're going to find out how well Karlie and I really know each other.

Want to know how we'd murder Edward Cullen and which horror villain we'd like to be defeated by? Listen on! And please, do tell us what you'd like to be called.

Welcome to a brand new Divas of Depravity movie review! Karlie and I missed y'all last week like we miss our severed arms, and we're back to discuss Santa Sangre, the surrealist Jodorowsky horror film.

Want to hear Caroline's crazy pride story and...what Karlie gets up to in her free time? You're in the right place :)

I hope everyone has a giant glass of your favorite Sauvignon BlanC ready, because it's time for drunk chatting, part 2!

Used condoms on display? Spousal performance reviews? Academic fraud? The world's whitest pasta? All that and and more to be found in this episode!

Today Caroline and Karlie are diving into the fetid pools of long abandoned subreddits, to share some wild stories and judge which of these strangers are, in fact, the asshole. Warm up your pointing finger and join us!

Did you do your homework and watch Caveat? Did you find...not very many nice things to say about it? Well you came to the right podcast episode because unlucky number 13 and we're about to pick apart all the inconsistencies and dead space (ha) in this movie.

And if you stay to the end of the lecture, you get to hear Caroline and Karlie have the dumbest argument of all time. Yes, worse than the crust debate. Enjoy!

Kick back and pour yourself a glass of your favorite adult beverage, because it's time for our very first drunk chatting episode! Come play a drinking game with us as we explore the internet's weirdest niche dating apps!

Looking for a bizarre path to love? Do you want to match with someone based on what bus stop they wait at or what their armpits smell like?

Or maybe you just want to fuck a clown?

If so, you've come to the right podcast episode.

Want to see what clowns find Caroline fuckable? Well...stick around to the end my darlings and we'll tell you how to find out...

We have made it all the way to the finale of season 5 of the Boulet Brothers' Dragula, and the Divas of Depravity and Diplomacy are here to break down every fabulous lewk showcased this episode, as well as these performers' overall showing this season, so I hope you bought your popcorn!

You're also going to need some tissues and your best pointing finger, because this season's finale recap comes with a side helping of Grade A Mush and the world's highest stakes feud between your hostesses.

That's right friends, Karlie and Caroline are FIGHTING, and we need you to settle it for us. Who's going to face extermination? Well, that's up to you :)

Happy New Year to all and i hope you came HUNGRY. It's time once again for the penultimate episode of the Dragula season, the Last Supper. And this one delivered tea, in hot, iced, and lukewarm varieties, and plenty of lewks to feast on. As always the Divas of Depravity, your hostesses with the mostesses are here to break it all down.

Anyone need a wine top up?

This week we recap Brandon Cronenberg's brilliant horror sci-film Possessor, discuss the broader implications of a society where murder for hire is big business, and dissect the visual storytelling techniques Cronenberg uses to personify an crisis of identity on film as experienced through the wealth gap and disillusionment with traditional family life and gender roles that can leave irreparable scars on the psyche.

But first we're going to yap for twenty minutes about unrelated shit. Enjoy!

Your Divas of Depravity are back once again, with our very first movie review! Today we deep dive into Kevin Smith's beautifully bizarre Tusk. Have you ever wondered what would happen if a problematic comedian were trapped in a walrus shaped flesh suit made of many murder victims? You're about to find out.

Join us to learn what Karlie would do and would definitely not do for free rent, and what Caroline thinks all artists can learn from this weird walrus movie.

Happy new year, remember don't drink the tea in a stranger's house!

I hope you're all having a lovely time over the winter holidays and are ready to season that yuletide cheer with a nice hint of RAGE. Caroline goes on...four separate rants this episode?

Are you ready to hear Karlie drop some truth bombs, and to see into the true inner chaos of Caroline's mind via her Dragula review notes? Zip up your coveralls, put on your eye protection, and let's smash some wineglasses together. The city isn't going to destroy itself divas!

I hope you brought your handy travel blacklight to reveal how many decades worth of anonymous bodily fluids are crusted onto your motel room duvet cover!

And to see this week's LEWKS, of course. The world of Dragula turned on its head in more ways than one this week, and as always your Divas of Depravity are here to break down the looks, the drama, and our predictions for the rest of the season. Now please keeps your arms, legs, and other appendages inside the right at all times...

Get out your wallets, because we've crash-landed on Pleasure Planet X (or Muppets in Space) and these goods are not free! Some of our monsters had us overdrafting our accounts...and some, well...does OnlyAlienz.com have a refund policy?

If you want to hear Caroline speak the language of her native land and know Karlie's thoughts on parenthood, grab your jockstrap and hop in the airlock, we have ten seconds to liftoff ;)

Who's ready to rock out with your...favorite podcast hosts! Monsters of Rock BATTLE OF THE BANDS is here, we're queer, and we're ready to GO. Grab your red solo cup microphone, pull out your industrial size black liner and let's go!

Who's ready to ROCK! Put on your leather jackets, whip out your flame-throwing guitars, and get warmed up for the battle of the bands ;)

If only Caroline can remember the episode title...

Which Dragula competitor does Caroline have a crush on? What is the one place Karlie says you should never put cheese? What lip topper were Swan and Drac wearing for episode three? Answers (or not) to all these questions and more on this week's episode of Divas of Depravity! You haven't heard the last of us, bitches :)

Did you have a fabulously frightening Halloween? Ever wondered what it's like to compete in the Boulet Brothers Los Angeles Halloween Ball costume contest? Do you have Opinions about who has created the best look so far in season five of their beloved queer horror show Dragula?

Pour a cup of tea and listen to us recount our Halloween adventures, then head into the drive in with us for a double feature review of episodes one and two of the Boulet Brothers Dragula season five! It's dangerous to go alone, so come with us :)