The Dick & Ham Show

28 - Franco Cozzo, double doonas and X-ratings

Fri, 29 Dec 2023 00:00:57 +0200

Back by semi-popular demand, a special Ham episode to close out 2023.

Sam, Boots and Dave at the desk. Ranch was sick. Sam was late.

27 - Street hot dogs, Doomsday ships and a class below Economy

Tue, 24 May 2022 00:43:34 +0300

Ranch, Sam, Davard and the Camp return to the mics for a long-overdue conversation about the big issues-

* Which condiments actually belong on a hot dog?
* What to do with a sunken ship filled with 1400 tonnes of TNT?
* How did the owners of a defunct basketball team make the best sports deal ever?

And so much more.

Links

Slow Horses - https://cutt.ly/YHC5ocR

Free Spirits - https://cutt.ly/4HC5fLk

WeCrashed - https://cutt.ly/0HC5lvg

The Staircase - https://cutt.ly/pHC5nIJ

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A sun 5x hotter than the sun -https://cutt.ly/lHC5QBb

The doomsday ship - https://cutt.ly/QHC5OiP

A class worse than Economy class - https://cutt.ly/GHC5Fh1

26 - Hong Kong Mailbag, Favourite celebrity interactions, the mysterious whereabouts of Jeff’s Dad and Does Ranch hate The Beatles?

Sat, 12 Feb 2022 01:42:44 +0200

Dave, Boots, Ranch and (eventually) Sam spend half the show talking about their favourite celebrity interactions and swapping Burger stories before talking about The Righteous Gemstones, Cheer and Only Murders In The Building and briefly previewing the SuperBowl.

Enjoy!

25 - More Nude Saunas, Jaana Drama and we play Rap or Shakespeare?

Sun, 05 Dec 2021 12:44:53 +0200

Dave, Sam, Boots and The Ranch finally get back on the mikes and manage to cover very little of relevance, besides:

0:00 - Intro

3:07 - More Nude Sauna Drama

8:35 - Post Pandemic Life

13:20 - Coming To Australia!

20:28- Around The Camp Fire: Ben Simmons Edition

33:32 - Dave is celebrated for being mean to Jaana Pittman

37: 53 - Are we sure SUCCESSION is good?

41:45 - We know THE MORNING SHOW is not

48:28 - We definitely know we wouldn't survive on ALONE

53:07 - Dave has GOT A STORY TO TELL

57:25 - Game Show: Shakespeare or Rap?

1:01:16 - Mailbag/Teaser for next episode

1:04:48 - How soon is too soon for kids to watch THE NAKED GUN?

This episode brought to you by the rapidly expanding product range from The Old McCallum Dot Com.

Brian Murgatroyd

Fri, 01 Oct 2021 00:09:07 +0300

Cricket season is soon upon us, so what better way to prepare than to speak with former media manager for both the England and Australian cricket teams, Mr Brian Murgatroyd.

24 - Bitcoin Buffoonery, White Lotus and Viagra Spiders

Thu, 26 Aug 2021 16:15:58 +0300

Dave, Sam, Boots and The Ranch get extremely niche on an incident from 1994, discuss a ludicrous Kickstarter campaign, remain confused about Non Fungible Tokens and announce a special bonus episode of the famous Dick & Ham Show.

0:00 Intro & Dave's Kickstarter

4:32 Bitcoin Buffoonery and NFTs

15:08 Salacious teaching staff escapades from 1994

21:50 New episode announcement and One Test Wonders

27:40 TV recommendations - White Lotus, Hacks, Mr Inbetween (again!)

37:34 Boner Spiders

dickandhamshow@gmail.com

23 - The worst sporting music catastrophes, The 2021 (?) Olympics and how to eat a hot dog every 12 seconds

Sun, 25 Jul 2021 16:37:24 +0300

Most of us are locked down again, so please enjoy the ramblings of a fed up Sam, a beachside Dave, a sleepy Ranch and a Boots who is hopeful of an Alistair Clarkson led Carlton outfit in 2022.

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Intro (0:00)

Sporting music catastrophes (10:37)

The Olympics (31:34)

The US Men's Basketball Team (36:18)

Joey Chestnut (44:54)

TV Stuff, incl. Dr Death, Loki, Line of Duty, Tour de France, Mr INbetween, The Bureau, Harley Quinn (50:52)

Around The Campfire (1:11:59)

Celebrity Sightings (1:26:56)

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22 – Surprise guest host, Melbourne Lockdown, Karaoke Klassics and why Freddie Mercury can do anything he wants

Fri, 28 May 2021 06:30:38 +0300

Join Dave, Ranch and a very special guest host to talk about Melbourne's return to lock down, Eurovision 2021 and the brilliance of ABBA.

1:59 – Melbourne is back in lockdown!

5:28 – COVID outside of Australia

12:10 – TV recommendations – Mare of Easttown, Mr Inbetween, Fleabag, Motherland, Modern Family, Yesterday, The Serpent

22:53 – ABBA!

24:39 – Eurovision 2021

28:48 – Popular music that kids like

36:41 – Misheard lyrics

40:26 – Best Karaoke songs

51:30 – AFL season update

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Mayor of EastTown - https://cutt.ly/hnoRwPz
Mr Inbetween - https://cutt.ly/jnoRtDz
Motherland - https://cutt.ly/enoRkMs
The Serpent - https://cutt.ly/DnoRcVM
Yesterday - https://cutt.ly/XnoROmj

Queen Live - https://cutt.ly/7noE8yG
England gets zero votes - https://cutt.ly/5noE1qy
Jewel's Undercover Karaoke - https://cutt.ly/vnoE0Kb

21 - Norwegian Schoolies Week, Vapor-flyin' cars of the future and European Super League madness

Fri, 23 Apr 2021 07:23:43 +0300

Much to the delight of some listeners we return to our usual brand of nonsense and buffoonery.

Join Dave, Boots and The Ranch as provide mostly meaningless points of view on:

0:00 Pandemic Lyfe

8:57 Norwegian Schoolies Week

10:01 Technology of the Future!

20:23 TV - Dave

22:50 TV - Atlanta S2

25:05 TV - Spiral

27:02 TV - Snabba Cash

28:07 TV - Behind Her Eyes

30:10 TV - The One

31:28 TV - It's A Sin

33:03 TV - I'll Be Gone In The Dark

36:51 Post Pandemic Travel and Legal implications for vaccinations

43:59 European Super League

1:00:50 AFL season surprises

20 - AFL Season preview - Boots gets hot, hot, hot!

Wed, 17 Mar 2021 12:46:08 +0200

Your favourite bunch of Dicks (and Hams?) get together to preview the 2021 AFL season, previewing the season ahead for your favourite team, before predicting the eventual premiers, first coach fired and provide their very own hot takes (recorded on the evening of Sunday 14 March, before Caroline Wilson stole Boots' hot take for herself!)

Join an extremely tired Ranch and Sam, Boots and our very first special guest host.

Consolidated Dick and Ham H&A season predictions:
1. Geelong (1:53)
2. Richmond (8:11)
3. Brisbane (13:48)
4. Port Adelaide (20:38)
5. Western Bulldogs (24:36)
6. West Coast (28:37)
7. Collingwood (30:53)
8. St Kilda (33:56)
9. Melbourne (36:47)
10. Carlton (39:34)
11 - 14. GWS, Fremantle, Gold Coast, Sydney (45:45)
15. Essendon (52:12)
16. Hawthorn (55:22)
17. Adelaide (1:00:17)
18. North Melbourne

Premiership predictions (1:01:57)

First Coach Fired (1:02:57)

Boots' smokin' hot take and piss poor hot takes from the rest of us (1:10:40)

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This episode was brought to you by the City of Brisbane. Kick your goals in Brisbane - it's so much better than where you were before.

19 - Chip flavours, Hollywood reboots and riding the Kyrgios rollercoaster

Sun, 14 Feb 2021 02:37:56 +0200

Join Sam, Boots, Ranch and (for a while) Dave for this brand new episode of the Dick and Ham Show as we cover a lot of our usual nonsense.

Appx time stamps:

0:00 - Intro

3:11 - Vaccines

5:29 - TV recommendations (Your Honor, Bridgerton, Mrs Fletcher, WandaVision, The Great, Call My Agent (S2), Industry)

20:00 - Will the Ghostbusters and Coming to America reboots be good?

30:14 - Old School Tennis from 1980 (YouTube link here)

33:32 - Which chip flavour is best?

37:29 - Tennis tactics, Kyrgios and AO preview

44:50 - Same old Collingwood forever?

49:21 - 2021 AFL rule changes

56:44 - Geelong for the flag!

1:01:21 - Superbowl recap and Tom Brady's legacy

1:04:40 - Does a cool name = a good QB?

1:08:13 - NFL offseason and QB chaos?

1:13:21 - a merciful end to this nonsense

18 - The worst ever movie sound effect; pranking troubles and Boots lays down some funky-ass beats

Sun, 17 Jan 2021 23:23:24 +0200

Dave, Boots and Ranch cover all their usual topics and nonsense in this week's edition, featuring:

0:00 US politics and which Home Alone movie is better

18:43 The worst ever movie sound effect (link: https://youtu.be/fzCIbhLUUA0)

20:45 Bitcoin problems

24:28 Listener Mailbag and pranking problems

31:36 The new Tik-Tok trend that has Dave confused

38:11 Ranch pushes the censorship thing too far

41:14 TV recommendations (Lupin, Call My Agent, Bridgerton, The Great, Nailed It!, Bluey)

52:10 NFL Regular Season review and playoff preview

1:02:14 How Social Sport is just like the pros now.

The episode brought to you by Farmer's Union Iced Coffee.

17 - Actual Mailbag, Robot Olympics and being 2.85 millionth in line

Tue, 05 Jan 2021 10:54:50 +0200

Sam is missing and Andrew is in NSW, so Dave, Boots and the Ranch ring in the new year with -
* An email from an actual listener (!!),
* A lot of TV watching and
* An early season assessment of the 2021 NBA season.

COBRA KAI NEVER DIES.

Links

16 - Airplane toilets, Mariah's millions and fake Christmas movies

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 13:56:42 +0200

The elfs are on the shelf for this week's episode.

We take a deep dive on

* Lucrative Christmas songs

* The ergonomics of airplane bathrooms

* Maradona in Mexico

And so so much more. Sam, Hugh, David and the Camp all on deck this week.

Links -

Maradona in Mexico - https://cutt.ly/ihFmC7I

We are the champions - https://cutt.ly/RhFmMOZ

Big Mouth - https://cutt.ly/fhFm2Zp

Holiday in handcuffs - https://cutt.ly/OhFQrPI

15 - Press conference fiascos, Vaccine hopes and Pandemic playlists

Tue, 17 Nov 2020 22:10:19 +0200

We lasted 15 episodes without talking politics.

* Rudy's ridiculous Landscaping press conference, the election, and America's future

* When sports teams gaslight their players

* Nicole Kidman doing Nicole Kidman things

And so so much more than you ever thought you needed.

David is joined by Hugh and Boots, checking in from the liberated zone of Melbourne, Victoria.

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The view from flyover country - https://cutt.ly/4g5BEWy

Four Seasons Total Landscaping - https://cutt.ly/ag5B3Jh

Moonbase 8 - https://cutt.ly/6g5B9yC

Riviera - https://cutt.ly/Wg5B6ab

Roadkill - https://cutt.ly/0g5NrEK

The Queen's Gambit - https://cutt.ly/fg5Nica

Song Exploder - https://cutt.ly/rg5BMFv

Holidate - https://cutt.ly/cg5BB0m

Kalifat - https://cutt.ly/7g5BZBI

The Undoing - https://cutt.ly/Bg5BOCQ

Allan Stone

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 20:21:15 +0200

Long time friend of the show Allan Stone was interviewed recently by David for Tennis Pro History on Facebook.

This bonus episode is that interview; a conversation about Allan's years in the world of pro tennis.

14 - The Picasso treadmill, Andrew's fax machine and Phil Collins twitter

Mon, 02 Nov 2020 15:04:28 +0200

A time capsule episode capturing the highs and lows of the final week Melbournians were in lockdown.

* Phil Collins has an armed occupation going on at his Miami mansion

* Dave's mishap at the house with the Picasso on the wall

* Andrew is buying fax machines

Plus, the Camp treats us to the first ever installment of `Around the Campfire`

Andrew, David and the Camp run the numbers on these, and many more hot topics, on this week's award winning* episode
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Links
Apollo 11 - https://cutt.ly/1gAek6S

1970 Grand Final - https://cutt.ly/TgAw7xw

The Vow - https://cutt.ly/qgAegkn

Phil Collins - https://cutt.ly/6gAw4qf

Dundee - https://cutt.ly/RgAejnV

Bill & Ted - https://cutt.ly/igAet00

Showbiz kids - https://cutt.ly/HgAeox3

13 - Alcohol-free beer, David Pumpkins and the world's worst astronaut

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 16:26:54 +0300

A rocky start this week as the first 40 minutes of the call go unrecorded.

Undaunted, Hugh and Sam forgive David for not pressing record and the trio navigate a predictably thorny set of unimportant issues

* Heavy tennis ball theory

* The least helpful modern inventions

* David Pumpkins: Catnip for the Dick & Ham crew

Plus, we reveal why a Finnish man was hit with a 130,000 Euro speeding ticket.

It's all here for your listening enjoyment.

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Links -
David Pumpkins - https://youtu.be/rS00xWnqwvI

The Californians - https://youtu.be/48YDO2yN0JE

Fargo - https://youtu.be/I4ISTHi45_s

12 - Eddie Van Halen, meeting Sir David Attenborough and the 1991 Grand Final

Mon, 12 Oct 2020 17:11:10 +0300

* Ranch was at the last ever Van Halen show. He remembers Eddie Van Halen

* Was football better back in the day, and does watching the 1991 Grand Final provide any clues?

* TV recommendations including Big Mouth, the Boys, and a disagreement about Schitt's Creek

Hugh, Andrew and David on the mics this week

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Links:

Van Halen - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1DX1Rbcmz9T1Tz?si=kyfoXm8YQ626nI6GtTWv0A

A life on our planet - https://www.netflix.com/no-en/title/80216393

Patriot - https://www.amazon.com/Patriot/dp/B017APUY62

The Boys - https://www.amazon.com/The-Boys-Season-1/dp/B07QNJCXZK

Big Mouth - https://www.netflix.com/no-en/title/80117038

1991 AFL Grand Final - The Final Story https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxI7rU01cOg

11 - LaserDisc, possum problems and stopping a robbery

Wed, 07 Oct 2020 16:59:33 +0300

The technology episode!

* LaserDisc, Minidisc and the first person to own an iPod

* Possum problems in the backyard

* Foiling a bagsnatcher on the streets on Canada

And so much more than you ever needed.

Sam, Andrew and David running the three-man game this week.

10 - Nude saunas, electric cars and pandemic powertools

Fri, 25 Sep 2020 22:41:11 +0300

Super-sized episode alert!

*Sauna etiquette in a complicated new world

*A powertool arms race

*Mega junior mailbag

Plus so so so much more, as Hugh, Sam, Boots and Dave take to the mic on this special edition of Dick & Ham

9 - Food science, Peter Norman and here comes Ted Lasso

Sat, 19 Sep 2020 21:38:23 +0300

* Which sports events (which - thanks to slow editing - have since happened) did the team predict correctly?

* How smokey flavours in food are *really* created

* Peter Norman and social justice within sports

* The music of Cobra Kai

* Here comes Ted Lasso!

* Why LinkedIn is making people put stickers on their faces

Ranch, Boots and Dave talk it through...

8 - 90s drinks, terrible first cars, and doomscrolling

Tue, 08 Sep 2020 00:18:35 +0300

* Revisiting the forgotten drinks of Melbourne's late 90s nightlife

* Who had the worst first car?

* Doomscrolling, changeroom cleaning etiquette and so much more than you ever asked for...

Sam, Andrew and David on deck this week.

7 - Nicknames, Creamy soda and meeting Richie Benaud

Thu, 27 Aug 2020 13:40:39 +0300

Boots talks about the origin of his infamous nickname

We examine the difference between creamy and creaming soda

Our favourite documentary is an unexpected gem, and David talks about the crucial error he made when meeting the great Richie Benaud for the first time.

6 - Sam visits Nic Cage's house, Mega mailbag, and Dragon dancing

Fri, 14 Aug 2020 23:57:18 +0300

This week's mailbag spirals quickly out of control.

We go deep on dragon dancing.

Sam talks us through his experience being shown through Nicolas Cage's house.

Plus, we tease a segment about a Tom Jones song but it never arrives, thanks to an audio issue (thanks Zoom)

5 - Dick Haymes, Blackjack hacks, and the 1904 Olympics

Mon, 03 Aug 2020 13:00:43 +0300

Why does Google hate the Dick & Ham show?
Does David really have the secret to winning at Blackjack?

What happened in the 1904 Olympic marathon that almost killed several competitors?

All this and all the other non-essential news you need to know.

4 - Chopper Reid, Ray Liotta vs actual otters, and adult TV for kids

Mon, 20 Jul 2020 01:40:21 +0300

Sam helped Chopper Reid move house once. David survived his cross country road trip.

Andrew was back and went straight into Andrew mode.

Boots and Hugh were not there.

3 - Sports restarts, Eurovision and Sam takes over

Sat, 04 Jul 2020 00:44:38 +0300

How likely is it that the proposed sports league restarts - particularly in the US - will actually happen?

Is Will Ferrell's Eurovision movie any good?

What happens when Dave leaves and Sam takes the host chair?

These questions and so so many more are answered on Episode 4 of the Dick & Ham Show

2 - Australian snacks, Richard Branson, and what NOT to use as your email address

Thu, 25 Jun 2020 22:26:34 +0300

Hugh, Dave, Andrew and Sam break down Australian snacks gone before their time, how the wrong email address ruined a landscaping business, and what to do if Richard Branson dares you to go over Victoria Falls in a barrel.

1 - AFL is back, and the series we're watching this week

Thu, 18 Jun 2020 00:26:25 +0300

AFL football is back, we look at the series and podcasts that are on our radar this week, and talk turns to a 30 year old Simpsons joke as Sam and Boots join Hugh and Dave on the Dick and Ham show.

Pilot

Wed, 10 Jun 2020 23:35:19 +0300

Hugh David and Andrew talk dead birds, rocky European beaches, and passive-aggressive LinkedIn tactics.