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    <description>A podcast. About cults. Duh. Tune in each week as we cover groups ranging from Japanese Death Cults to the Violent Alt-Right. A perfect way to remember: Don’t Drink the Kool-Aid!</description>
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          <itunes:summary>It’s a podcast...about cults. Cult Podcast covers all things cult. Tune in every Monday to hear about a crazy new group. Don’t drink the Kool-Aid!</itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep 323 Children of Thunder Pt. 2: He Still Sucks</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep 323 Children of Thunder Pt. 2: He Still Sucks</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-323-children-of-thunder-pt-2-he-still-sucks/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2026 11:59:48 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the second part of our series on Children of Thunder and they're wack leader, Glenn. Join Paige as she takes Mando through the rest of the story AND a super fun musical guest.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the second part of our series on Children of Thunder and they're wack leader, Glenn. Join Paige as she takes Mando through the rest of the story AND a super fun musical guest.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.
 
Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv]]></itunes:summary>
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        <title>Ep 322. Children of Thunder Pt.1 - Not Special AT ALL</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep 322. Children of Thunder Pt.1 - Not Special AT ALL</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-322-children-of-thunder-pt1-not-special-at-all/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2026 20:09:39 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're so sorry we went out for cigarettes, but we're back now and we're gonna work things out with your Mom. We brought back a present from our travels, it's THE EPISODE FORMERLY KNOWN AS EPISODE EIGHTEEEEEEEN.

</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're so sorry we went out for cigarettes, but we're back now and we're gonna work things out with your Mom. We brought back a present from our travels, it's THE EPISODE FORMERLY KNOWN AS EPISODE EIGHTEEEEEEEN.<br>
<br>
</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
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        <title>Ep. 321 Troubled Teen Industry Pt. 4: What Were the Minions Up To?</title>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-321-troubled-teen-industry-pt-4-what-were-the-minions-up-to/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2026 10:16:52 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>WE’RE BACK, BABY! New year, new episode. Join Paige as she takes Mando thru the finale of our series on the Troubled Teen Industry. Big warning up top: This is a rough one. But hey, we missed ya. 

</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WE’RE BACK, BABY! New year, new episode. Join Paige as she takes Mando thru the finale of our series on the Troubled Teen Industry. Big warning up top: This is a rough one. But hey, we missed ya. <br>
<br>
</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.
 
Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv]]></itunes:summary>
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        <title>Ep. 320 Troubled Teen Industry Pt. 3: Gooning In the Night</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 320 Troubled Teen Industry Pt. 3: Gooning In the Night</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-320-troubled-teen-industry-pt-3-gooning-in-the-night/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-320-troubled-teen-industry-pt-3-gooning-in-the-night/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2025 09:59:00 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back, baby! Join Paige as she takes Mando through the history of Synanon and their pathway to Cedu Schools (but pronounced like Sea-Doo, you know thos jetskis that are like...not jetskis? Actually I looked it up and they qualify them as "personal watercrafts" which feels weird. Huh. Wait, it turns out that Jetskis are like a brand of personal watercrafts. So it's like how Band-Aid or Xerox just became the name for the thing. That's crazy, man. I ain't never thought about Jetskis this much in my life.)</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back, baby! Join Paige as she takes Mando through the history of Synanon and their pathway to Cedu Schools (but pronounced like Sea-Doo, you know thos jetskis that are like...not jetskis? Actually I looked it up and they qualify them as "personal watercrafts" which feels weird. Huh. Wait, it turns out that Jetskis are like a brand of personal watercrafts. So it's like how Band-Aid or Xerox just became the name for the thing. That's crazy, man. I ain't never thought about Jetskis this much in my life.)</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.
Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Cult Podcast Special Episode: Happy Rapture!</title>
        <itunes:title>Cult Podcast Special Episode: Happy Rapture!</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/cult-podcast-special-episode-happy-rapture/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/cult-podcast-special-episode-happy-rapture/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2025 03:03:36 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Grab a bucket to collect your neighbor's dental fillings and gather round to hear Paige answer questions about the Rapture... and one question about Raptors!

Just a quick check in with ya'll on this special day, and we'll be back with a normal episode soon! </p>
<p>High Five St. Peter for us when you get to the top of the stairway!</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Grab a bucket to collect your neighbor's dental fillings and gather round to hear Paige answer questions about the Rapture... and one question about Raptors!<br>
<br>
Just a quick check in with ya'll on this special day, and we'll be back with a normal episode soon! </p>
<p>High Five St. Peter for us when you get to the top of the stairway!</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Grab a bucket to collect your neighbor's dental fillings and gather round to hear Paige answer questions about the Rapture... and one question about Raptors!Just a quick check in with ya'll on this special day, and we'll be back with a normal episode soon! 
High Five St. Peter for us when you get to the top of the stairway!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 319 Troubled Teen Industry Pt. 2: Helena Bottom Carter Knowles</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 319 Troubled Teen Industry Pt. 2: Helena Bottom Carter Knowles</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-319-troubled-teen-industry-pt-2-helena-bottom-carter-knowles/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-319-troubled-teen-industry-pt-2-helena-bottom-carter-knowles/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2025 11:12:53 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We’re back with the first earnest part of our new series on the Troubled Teen Industry. Join Paige as she takes Mando through the very hopeful beginnings of a movement that would ultimately turn upsetting. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We’re back with the first earnest part of our new series on the Troubled Teen Industry. Join Paige as she takes Mando through the very hopeful beginnings of a movement that would ultimately turn upsetting. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re back with the first earnest part of our new series on the Troubled Teen Industry. Join Paige as she takes Mando through the very hopeful beginnings of a movement that would ultimately turn upsetting. 
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.
Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 318: Troubled Teen Industry: Joey Chestnut is a Demi-God</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 318: Troubled Teen Industry: Joey Chestnut is a Demi-God</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-318-troubled-teen-industry-joey-chestnut-is-a-demi-god/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-318-troubled-teen-industry-joey-chestnut-is-a-demi-god/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2025 13:29:38 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're BACK baby. Join Paige and Mando as they get back into the groove, catching up and telling you about their dumb, busy lives. BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, we're starting a brand new series!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're BACK baby. Join Paige and Mando as they get back into the groove, catching up and telling you about their dumb, busy lives. BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, we're starting a brand new series!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're BACK baby. Join Paige and Mando as they get back into the groove, catching up and telling you about their dumb, busy lives. BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, we're starting a brand new series!
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.
Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <title>Death Madness (Ft. Todd from Horror Virgin)</title>
        <itunes:title>Death Madness (Ft. Todd from Horror Virgin)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/death-madness-ft-todd-from-horror-virgin/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/death-madness-ft-todd-from-horror-virgin/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2025 10:45:56 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week join Paige and Mando as they sit with Todd from Horror Virgin to discuss the scariest topics known to humans. Death. Woof. I promise, it's more fun than it sounds.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week join Paige and Mando as they sit with Todd from Horror Virgin to discuss the scariest topics known to humans. Death. Woof. I promise, it's more fun than it sounds.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week join Paige and Mando as they sit with Todd from Horror Virgin to discuss the scariest topics known to humans. Death. Woof. I promise, it's more fun than it sounds.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.
Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4308</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Ep. 317 Brother Louv Pt. 2: To Buy or Not to Buy a Black Light Poster</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 317 Brother Louv Pt. 2: To Buy or Not to Buy a Black Light Poster</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-317-brother-louv-pt-2-to-buy-or-not-to-buy-a-black-light-poster/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-317-brother-louv-pt-2-to-buy-or-not-to-buy-a-black-light-poster/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2025 11:06:39 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back! This week Mando finishes up his series on Brother Louv and the Ethiopian Zion Coptic Church. Join Paige as she learns about the Miami Jamaica connection and we learn a new rule about being a good cult leader. It comes second to "never set a doomsday".</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back! This week Mando finishes up his series on Brother Louv and the Ethiopian Zion Coptic Church. Join Paige as she learns about the Miami Jamaica connection and we learn a new rule about being a good cult leader. It comes second to "never set a doomsday".</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back! This week Mando finishes up his series on Brother Louv and the Ethiopian Zion Coptic Church. Join Paige as she learns about the Miami Jamaica connection and we learn a new rule about being a good cult leader. It comes second to "never set a doomsday".
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.
Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4507</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>371</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 316 Brother Louv: Granny Style</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 316 Brother Louv: Granny Style</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-316-brother-louv-granny-style/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-316-brother-louv-granny-style/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2025 01:15:40 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We’re BACK! Join us as Mando takes Paige through the early life of Brother Louv, formerly known as Thomas F. Reilly, and the path that led him towards a life of kick ass crime. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We’re BACK! Join us as Mando takes Paige through the early life of Brother Louv, formerly known as Thomas F. Reilly, and the path that led him towards a life of kick ass crime. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re BACK! Join us as Mando takes Paige through the early life of Brother Louv, formerly known as Thomas F. Reilly, and the path that led him towards a life of kick ass crime. 
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.
Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 315 The Church Universal Pt. 2: Theosophy Strikes Again</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 315 The Church Universal Pt. 2: Theosophy Strikes Again</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-315-the-church-universal-pt-2-theosophy-strikes-again/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-315-the-church-universal-pt-2-theosophy-strikes-again/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2025 17:00:51 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're BACK with our final installment on a woman literally named Prophet. Listen along as Paige tells Mando about Ms. Prophet's takeover, remarriages, and the fall of the whole damn thing. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're BACK with our final installment on a woman literally named Prophet. Listen along as Paige tells Mando about Ms. Prophet's takeover, remarriages, and the fall of the whole damn thing. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're BACK with our final installment on a woman literally named Prophet. Listen along as Paige tells Mando about Ms. Prophet's takeover, remarriages, and the fall of the whole damn thing. 
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.
Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
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        <title>Ep. 314 The Church Universal: Build Your Own Past Life</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 314 The Church Universal: Build Your Own Past Life</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-314-the-church-universal-build-your-own-past-life/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-314-the-church-universal-build-your-own-past-life/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2025 00:03:39 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're BACK with an episode that takes us back to our roots, baybee. I'm talking theosophy, I'm talking terrible husbands, I'm talking randomly selecting famous figures from the past to be your "previous lives". Yeah. This one got everything. Join Paige as she takes Mando through the life of Elizabeth Prophet and the beginnings of the Church Universal. </p>
<p>PANIC FEST is THIS WEEK, if you want tickets to our show on March 30th click <a href='https://panicfest.eventive.org/schedule/67c3780ba1bee38ba820a271'>the link here</a> or go to <a href='http://www.panicfest.eventive.org'>www.panicfest.eventive.org</a> </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're BACK with an episode that takes us back to our roots, baybee. I'm talking theosophy, I'm talking terrible husbands, I'm talking randomly selecting famous figures from the past to be your "previous lives". Yeah. This one got everything. Join Paige as she takes Mando through the life of Elizabeth Prophet and the beginnings of the Church Universal. </p>
<p>PANIC FEST is THIS WEEK, if you want tickets to our show on March 30th click <a href='https://panicfest.eventive.org/schedule/67c3780ba1bee38ba820a271'>the link here</a> or go to <a href='http://www.panicfest.eventive.org'>www.panicfest.eventive.org</a> </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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PANIC FEST is THIS WEEK, if you want tickets to our show on March 30th click the link here or go to www.panicfest.eventive.org 
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.
Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
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        <title>Ep. 313 Hobby Lobby: When Joann Met Michael's</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 313 Hobby Lobby: When Joann Met Michael's</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-313-hobby-lobby-when-joann-met-michaels/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-313-hobby-lobby-when-joann-met-michaels/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2025 12:06:54 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're BACK, baybee! Rising from the dead to give you a life update and also to ask you to join Paige as she takes Mando through the tumultuous timeline of Hobby Lobby, the only craft store that asks "What Would Jesus Do?" And then...mostly ignores that question actually.</p>
<p>PANIC FEST is coming up in just a week, if you want tickets to our show on March 30th (We got the date wrong in the episode so so so sorry) click <a href='https://panicfest.eventive.org/schedule/67c3780ba1bee38ba820a271'>the link here</a> or go to <a href='http://www.panicfest.eventive.org'>www.panicfest.eventive.org</a> </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're BACK, baybee! Rising from the dead to give you a life update and also to ask you to join Paige as she takes Mando through the tumultuous timeline of Hobby Lobby, the only craft store that asks "What Would Jesus Do?" And then...mostly ignores that question actually.</p>
<p>PANIC FEST is coming up in just a week, if you want tickets to our show on March 30th (We got the date wrong in the episode so so so sorry) click <a href='https://panicfest.eventive.org/schedule/67c3780ba1bee38ba820a271'>the link here</a> or go to <a href='http://www.panicfest.eventive.org'>www.panicfest.eventive.org</a> </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're BACK, baybee! Rising from the dead to give you a life update and also to ask you to join Paige as she takes Mando through the tumultuous timeline of Hobby Lobby, the only craft store that asks "What Would Jesus Do?" And then...mostly ignores that question actually.
PANIC FEST is coming up in just a week, if you want tickets to our show on March 30th (We got the date wrong in the episode so so so sorry) click the link here or go to www.panicfest.eventive.org 
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.
Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 312 - Oral Roberts Pt. 3: Murder Doritos and Fire Madness</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 312 - Oral Roberts Pt. 3: Murder Doritos and Fire Madness</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-312-oral-roberts-pt-3-murder-doritos-and-fire-madness/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-312-oral-roberts-pt-3-murder-doritos-and-fire-madness/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 28 Jan 2025 01:28:37 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're finally back, we survived our city being on fire and the only thing that will make us feel better is some good old fashioned Orel. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're finally back, we survived our city being on fire and the only thing that will make us feel better is some good old fashioned Orel. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're finally back, we survived our city being on fire and the only thing that will make us feel better is some good old fashioned Orel. 
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.
Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 311 Oral Roberts Pt. 2: More Like BS-MI</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 311 Oral Roberts Pt. 2: More Like BS-MI</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-311-oral-roberts-pt-2-more-like-bs-mi/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-311-oral-roberts-pt-2-more-like-bs-mi/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 23 Dec 2024 10:36:09 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week for a very merry episode full of screaming about weight and people who use pseudo-science to "treat" it. Trust me, you're gonna love it. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week for a very merry episode full of screaming about weight and people who use pseudo-science to "treat" it. Trust me, you're gonna love it. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.
Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
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        <title>Ep. 310 Oral Roberts: Going DOWN In History</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 310 Oral Roberts: Going DOWN In History</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-310-oral-roberts-going-down-in-history/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-310-oral-roberts-going-down-in-history/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 16 Dec 2024 12:33:54 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with quite possibly one of the funniest names in history. Join Paige as she takes Mando through the life and times of televangelist and preacher: Oral Roberts. A man who really blows.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with quite possibly one of the funniest names in history. Join Paige as she takes Mando through the life and times of televangelist and preacher: Oral Roberts. A man who really blows.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.
Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 309 Micha Kat: Dutch Pizza Gate</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 309 Micha Kat: Dutch Pizza Gate</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-309-micha-kat-dutch-pizza-gate/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-309-micha-kat-dutch-pizza-gate/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 09 Dec 2024 21:05:33 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with a wild one folks. Join us as Paige takes Mando through the story of Micah Kat and the sleepy town of Bodegraven, which is essentially just Dutch Pizza Gate. But like...not "dutch pizza". We get into it.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with a wild one folks. Join us as Paige takes Mando through the story of Micah Kat and the sleepy town of Bodegraven, which is essentially just Dutch Pizza Gate. But like...not "dutch pizza". We get into it.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.
Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
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        <title>Ep. 308 The One World Family Commune: Just Some Chill Guys</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 308 The One World Family Commune: Just Some Chill Guys</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-308-the-one-world-family-commune-just-some-chill-guys/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-308-the-one-world-family-commune-just-some-chill-guys/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 26 Nov 2024 11:58:52 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're BACK with another episode in our series on health and wellness folks. This week, Paige brings a great story and takes Mando through the life and times of an alien touched guru and his line of successful restaurants and funk bands. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're BACK with another episode in our series on health and wellness folks. This week, Paige brings a great story and takes Mando through the life and times of an alien touched guru and his line of successful restaurants and funk bands. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.
Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 307 Chiropractic: Bone Ghosts</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 307 Chiropractic: Bone Ghosts</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-307-chiropractic-bone-ghosts/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-307-chiropractic-bone-ghosts/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Wed, 13 Nov 2024 13:11:41 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're BACK with an episode recorded back before the end times. This thing is like a dang ol' time capsule. Boy, we were filled with so much hope. But also, we're finally talking about the father of Chiropractic, the bone ghost king himself, D.D. Palmer!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're BACK with an episode recorded back before the end times. This thing is like a dang ol' time capsule. Boy, we were filled with so much hope. But also, we're finally talking about the father of Chiropractic, the bone ghost king himself, D.D. Palmer!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.
Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 306 Hydrotherapy 2: The Red Dead 2 Disease</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 306 Hydrotherapy 2: The Red Dead 2 Disease</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-306-hydrotherapy-2-the-red-dead-2-disease/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-306-hydrotherapy-2-the-red-dead-2-disease/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 29 Oct 2024 10:06:03 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're BACK with more water-based cults. Which, sadly, doesn't mean they wash away with water. In fact, they get STRONGER around the stuff. Join Paige as she takes Mando through the ebbs and flows of a water cult.</p>

<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're BACK with more water-based cults. Which, sadly, doesn't mean they wash away with water. In fact, they get STRONGER around the stuff. Join Paige as she takes Mando through the ebbs and flows of a water cult.</p>

<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're BACK with more water-based cults. Which, sadly, doesn't mean they wash away with water. In fact, they get STRONGER around the stuff. Join Paige as she takes Mando through the ebbs and flows of a water cult.

Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.
Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv
]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 305 Hydrotherapy: Working for Big Cold</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 305 Hydrotherapy: Working for Big Cold</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-305-hydrotherapy-working-for-big-cold/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-305-hydrotherapy-working-for-big-cold/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Thu, 10 Oct 2024 12:48:53 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're BACK with another episode on the wild and wacky treatments Paige tried while at a "wellness retreat". Join her as she takes Mando through the life and times of a cold plunge cult, and join Mando in not wanting to try it!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're BACK with another episode on the wild and wacky treatments Paige tried while at a "wellness retreat". Join her as she takes Mando through the life and times of a cold plunge cult, and join Mando in not wanting to try it!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.
Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv]]></itunes:summary>
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        <title>Ep. 304 House of David: Noah's Park</title>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-304-house-of-david-noahs-park/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Wed, 02 Oct 2024 10:23:52 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're BACK with a story that involves everything you care about: Amusement park rides, baseball, a weird split in a group that the law has to intervene on. Join Paige as she takes Mando through the House of David!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're BACK with a story that involves everything you care about: Amusement park rides, baseball, a weird split in a group that the law has to intervene on. Join Paige as she takes Mando through the House of David!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.
Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv]]></itunes:summary>
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        <title>The Annual Cult Podcast Party to Stop the End of the World 2024</title>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/the-annual-cult-podcast-party-to-stop-the-end-of-the-world-2024/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 24 Sep 2024 01:32:54 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're coming to you LIVE from Burbank, CA with the Cult Podcast Annual Party to Stop the End of the World! Join us for a fun cult, guest stars, and recorded evidence that Armando told people he planted a bomb somewhere. 

If you want to to watch the vide recording of the show, it is up on our Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're coming to you LIVE from Burbank, CA with the Cult Podcast Annual Party to Stop the End of the World! Join us for a fun cult, guest stars, and recorded evidence that Armando told people he planted a bomb somewhere. <br>
<br>
If you want to to watch the vide recording of the show, it is up on our Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
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Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv]]></itunes:summary>
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        <title>Ep. 303 Curtis Howe Springer: Late Checkout at the Clown Motel</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 303 Curtis Howe Springer: Late Checkout at the Clown Motel</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-303-curtis-howe-springer-late-checkout-at-the-clown-motel/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-303-curtis-howe-springer-late-checkout-at-the-clown-motel/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 17 Sep 2024 00:35:46 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back from the dead with another episode on wild health resorts and cults of personality. Join us as Paige takes Mando through the life and times of a man with the same hairdo as Pennywise the Clown. An apt description, and one that becomes way too fitting later on.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also, if you enjoy the world and living in it, consider attending the <a href='http://www.flapperscomedy.com/site/indexT.php?pg=seats_page&amp;id=72163'>Cult Podcast Party to Stop the End of the World</a> in Burbank, CA on 9/22 at 5pm! <a href='http://www.flapperscomedy.com/site/indexT.php?pg=seats_page&amp;id=72163'>Click the link here for tickets</a> or visit <a href='http://www.flapperscomedy.com/'>www.flapperscomedy.com</a> for details!</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
<p>
Also also also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back from the dead with another episode on wild health resorts and cults of personality. Join us as Paige takes Mando through the life and times of a man with the same hairdo as Pennywise the Clown. An apt description, and one that becomes way too fitting later on.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also, if you enjoy the world and living in it, consider attending the <a href='http://www.flapperscomedy.com/site/indexT.php?pg=seats_page&amp;id=72163'>Cult Podcast Party to Stop the End of the World</a> in Burbank, CA on 9/22 at 5pm! <a href='http://www.flapperscomedy.com/site/indexT.php?pg=seats_page&amp;id=72163'>Click the link here for tickets</a> or visit <a href='http://www.flapperscomedy.com/'>www.flapperscomedy.com</a> for details!</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
<p><br>
Also also also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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Also, if you enjoy the world and living in it, consider attending the Cult Podcast Party to Stop the End of the World in Burbank, CA on 9/22 at 5pm! Click the link here for tickets or visit www.flapperscomedy.com for details!
 
Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv
Also also also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
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        <title>Ep. 302 Ho No Hana: Paige Becomes a Bowl of Cereal</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 302 Ho No Hana: Paige Becomes a Bowl of Cereal</itunes:title>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We’re BACK with an episode on both Paige’s cult experience and a group that kind of perfectly sets up our new series. Join us to hear Paige take Mando through a Japanese “foot reading cult” and the leader who claimed to be Jesus.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also, if you enjoy the world and living in it, consider attending the <a href='http://www.flapperscomedy.com/site/indexT.php?pg=seats_page&amp;id=72163'>Cult Podcast Party to Stop the End of the World</a> in Burbank, CA on 9/22 at 5pm! <a href='http://www.flapperscomedy.com/site/indexT.php?pg=seats_page&amp;id=72163'>Click the link here for tickets</a> or visit <a href='http://www.flapperscomedy.com/'>www.flapperscomedy.com</a> for details!</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
<p>
Also also also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We’re BACK with an episode on both Paige’s cult experience and a group that kind of perfectly sets up our new series. Join us to hear Paige take Mando through a Japanese “foot reading cult” and the leader who claimed to be Jesus.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also, if you enjoy the world and living in it, consider attending the <a href='http://www.flapperscomedy.com/site/indexT.php?pg=seats_page&amp;id=72163'>Cult Podcast Party to Stop the End of the World</a> in Burbank, CA on 9/22 at 5pm! <a href='http://www.flapperscomedy.com/site/indexT.php?pg=seats_page&amp;id=72163'>Click the link here for tickets</a> or visit <a href='http://www.flapperscomedy.com/'>www.flapperscomedy.com</a> for details!</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
<p><br>
Also also also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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Also, if you enjoy the world and living in it, consider attending the Cult Podcast Party to Stop the End of the World in Burbank, CA on 9/22 at 5pm! Click the link here for tickets or visit www.flapperscomedy.com for details!
 
Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv
Also also also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
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        <itunes:title>Ep. 301 Black Sovereign Citizens Pt 3: Italian Poltergeist</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-301-black-sovereign-citizens-pt-3-italian-poltergeist/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-301-black-sovereign-citizens-pt-3-italian-poltergeist/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 19 Aug 2024 16:56:35 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're BACK with the FINAL episode of our series on Black Sovereign Citizens, the Moorish Identity, and the Washitaw Nation. Join us as Mando takes Paige through the life and crimes of the Nation's Empress, doubles down on Sovereign Citizen Non-Sense, and unveils maybe the weirdest discovery we've ever made on the show.

</p>
<p>Also, if you enjoy the world and living in it, consider attending the <a href='http://www.flapperscomedy.com/site/indexT.php?pg=seats_page&amp;id=72163'>Cult Podcast Party to Stop the End of the World</a> in Burbank, CA on 9/22 at 5pm! <a href='http://www.flapperscomedy.com/site/indexT.php?pg=seats_page&amp;id=72163'>Click the link here for tickets</a> or visit <a href='http://www.flapperscomedy.com/'>www.flapperscomedy.com</a> for details!</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also also also, if you want to see Funny Guys From the Internet with Armando Torres, Ify Nwadiwe, and Raph Chestang on August 23rd and 24th in Austin, TX <a href='https://bit.ly/comedyirl'>click this link</a> or go to <a href='https://bit.ly/comedyirl'>bit.ly/comedyirl</a> for tickets.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also also also also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're BACK with the FINAL episode of our series on Black Sovereign Citizens, the Moorish Identity, and the Washitaw Nation. Join us as Mando takes Paige through the life and crimes of the Nation's Empress, doubles down on Sovereign Citizen Non-Sense, and unveils maybe the weirdest discovery we've ever made on the show.<br>
<br>
</p>
<p>Also, if you enjoy the world and living in it, consider attending the <a href='http://www.flapperscomedy.com/site/indexT.php?pg=seats_page&amp;id=72163'>Cult Podcast Party to Stop the End of the World</a> in Burbank, CA on 9/22 at 5pm! <a href='http://www.flapperscomedy.com/site/indexT.php?pg=seats_page&amp;id=72163'>Click the link here for tickets</a> or visit <a href='http://www.flapperscomedy.com/'>www.flapperscomedy.com</a> for details!</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also also also, if you want to see Funny Guys From the Internet with Armando Torres, Ify Nwadiwe, and Raph Chestang on August 23rd and 24th in Austin, TX <a href='https://bit.ly/comedyirl'>click this link</a> or go to <a href='https://bit.ly/comedyirl'>bit.ly/comedyirl</a> for tickets.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also also also also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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Also, if you enjoy the world and living in it, consider attending the Cult Podcast Party to Stop the End of the World in Burbank, CA on 9/22 at 5pm! Click the link here for tickets or visit www.flapperscomedy.com for details!
 
Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv
 
Also also also, if you want to see Funny Guys From the Internet with Armando Torres, Ify Nwadiwe, and Raph Chestang on August 23rd and 24th in Austin, TX click this link or go to bit.ly/comedyirl for tickets.
 
Also also also also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 300 Black Sovereign Citizens Pt. 2: Two Kids Hancuffed to a Briefcase</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 300 Black Sovereign Citizens Pt. 2: Two Kids Hancuffed to a Briefcase</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-300-black-sovereign-citizens-pt-2-two-kids-hancuffed-to-a-briefcase/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-300-black-sovereign-citizens-pt-2-two-kids-hancuffed-to-a-briefcase/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 12 Aug 2024 07:16:28 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We’re back baby, covering the writings, teachings, and complexities of Noble Drew Ali. Join as Mando takes you through a truly messed up dude who somehow managed to do a few good things. </p>
<p>Also, if you enjoy the world and living in it, consider attending the <a href='http://www.flapperscomedy.com/site/indexT.php?pg=seats_page&amp;id=72163'>Cult Podcast Party to Stop the End of the World</a> in Burbank, CA on 9/22 at 5pm! <a href='http://www.flapperscomedy.com/site/indexT.php?pg=seats_page&amp;id=72163'>Click the link here for tickets</a> or visit <a href='http://www.flapperscomedy.com/'>www.flapperscomedy.com</a> for details!</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
<p>Also also also, if you want to see Funny Guys From the Internet with Armando Torres, Ify Nwadiwe, and Raph Chestang on August 23rd and 24th in Austin, TX <a href='https://bit.ly/comedyirl'>click this link</a> or go to <a href='https://bit.ly/comedyirl'>bit.ly/comedyirl</a> for tickets.</p>
<p>Also also also also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We’re back baby, covering the writings, teachings, and complexities of Noble Drew Ali. Join as Mando takes you through a truly messed up dude who somehow managed to do a few good things. </p>
<p>Also, if you enjoy the world and living in it, consider attending the <a href='http://www.flapperscomedy.com/site/indexT.php?pg=seats_page&amp;id=72163'>Cult Podcast Party to Stop the End of the World</a> in Burbank, CA on 9/22 at 5pm! <a href='http://www.flapperscomedy.com/site/indexT.php?pg=seats_page&amp;id=72163'>Click the link here for tickets</a> or visit <a href='http://www.flapperscomedy.com/'>www.flapperscomedy.com</a> for details!</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
<p>Also also also, if you want to see Funny Guys From the Internet with Armando Torres, Ify Nwadiwe, and Raph Chestang on August 23rd and 24th in Austin, TX <a href='https://bit.ly/comedyirl'>click this link</a> or go to <a href='https://bit.ly/comedyirl'>bit.ly/comedyirl</a> for tickets.</p>
<p>Also also also also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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Also, if you enjoy the world and living in it, consider attending the Cult Podcast Party to Stop the End of the World in Burbank, CA on 9/22 at 5pm! Click the link here for tickets or visit www.flapperscomedy.com for details!
Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv
Also also also, if you want to see Funny Guys From the Internet with Armando Torres, Ify Nwadiwe, and Raph Chestang on August 23rd and 24th in Austin, TX click this link or go to bit.ly/comedyirl for tickets.
Also also also also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 299 Black Sovereign Citizens: A Magician In the Sheets</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 299 Black Sovereign Citizens: A Magician In the Sheets</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-299-black-sovereign-citizens-a-magician-in-the-sheets/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-299-black-sovereign-citizens-a-magician-in-the-sheets/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jul 2024 17:54:06 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We’re BACK with an episode that started out focusing on the Washitaw Empire, a group we briefly touched in our Republic of Texas series, but quickly becomes an episode focused on the origins of black sovereign citizens. Strap in folks, Mando has gone off the deep end again.</p>
<p>Also, if you enjoy the world and living in it, consider attending the <a href='http://www.flapperscomedy.com/site/indexT.php?pg=seats_page&amp;id=72163'>Cult Podcast Party to Stop the End of the World</a> in Burbank, CA on 9/22 at 5pm! <a href='http://www.flapperscomedy.com/site/indexT.php?pg=seats_page&amp;id=72163'>Click the link here for tickets</a> or visit <a href='http://www.flapperscomedy.com'>www.flapperscomedy.com</a> for details!</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
<p>Also also also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We’re BACK with an episode that started out focusing on the Washitaw Empire, a group we briefly touched in our Republic of Texas series, but quickly becomes an episode focused on the origins of black sovereign citizens. Strap in folks, Mando has gone off the deep end again.</p>
<p>Also, if you enjoy the world and living in it, consider attending the <a href='http://www.flapperscomedy.com/site/indexT.php?pg=seats_page&amp;id=72163'>Cult Podcast Party to Stop the End of the World</a> in Burbank, CA on 9/22 at 5pm! <a href='http://www.flapperscomedy.com/site/indexT.php?pg=seats_page&amp;id=72163'>Click the link here for tickets</a> or visit <a href='http://www.flapperscomedy.com'>www.flapperscomedy.com</a> for details!</p>
<p>Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
<p>Also also also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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Also, if you enjoy the world and living in it, consider attending the Cult Podcast Party to Stop the End of the World in Burbank, CA on 9/22 at 5pm! Click the link here for tickets or visit www.flapperscomedy.com for details!
Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv
Also also also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <title>Historical Event Madness: Here We Go Again</title>
        <itunes:title>Historical Event Madness: Here We Go Again</itunes:title>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We’re back (kinda) to cover YET ANOTHER LIFE ALTERING EVENT. Boy howdy, really wish these would stop happening. </p>
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        <title>Ep. 298 John De Ruiter Pt. 2: Eric Roberts is in Everything</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 298 John De Ruiter Pt. 2: Eric Roberts is in Everything</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-298-john-de-ruiter-pt-2-eric-roberts-is-in-everything/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-298-john-de-ruiter-pt-2-eric-roberts-is-in-everything/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jul 2024 15:49:14 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back for the finale to our series on John De Ruiter! Join Paige as she takes Mando through the infidelities and downfall of a man who just like...stares at people? Oof.</p>
<p>Also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
<p>Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back for the finale to our series on John De Ruiter! Join Paige as she takes Mando through the infidelities and downfall of a man who just like...stares at people? Oof.</p>
<p>Also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
<p>Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back for the finale to our series on John De Ruiter! Join Paige as she takes Mando through the infidelities and downfall of a man who just like...stares at people? Oof.
Also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv
Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 297 John De Ruiter: Bring Back Cobblers</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 297 John De Ruiter: Bring Back Cobblers</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-297-john-de-ruiter-bring-back-cobblers/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-297-john-de-ruiter-bring-back-cobblers/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 24 Jun 2024 02:54:41 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back to cover the son of a cobbler, and one real creepy starer. Is that a word? One who stares? Idk, man. Join Paige as she takes Mando through the origins and dreamy blue eyes of John De Ruiter!</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back to cover the son of a cobbler, and one real creepy starer. Is that a word? One who stares? Idk, man. Join Paige as she takes Mando through the origins and dreamy blue eyes of John De Ruiter!</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back to cover the son of a cobbler, and one real creepy starer. Is that a word? One who stares? Idk, man. Join Paige as she takes Mando through the origins and dreamy blue eyes of John De Ruiter!
 
Also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv
 
Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 296 The Republic of Texas Pt. 4: Dr. Pepper Presents: Poland Isn’t Real</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 296 The Republic of Texas Pt. 4: Dr. Pepper Presents: Poland Isn’t Real</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-296-the-republic-of-texas-pt-4-dr-pepper-presents-poland-isn-t-real/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-296-the-republic-of-texas-pt-4-dr-pepper-presents-poland-isn-t-real/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2024 08:10:40 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We’ve come to you with a HUGE revelation about Poland. Buckle up. Nothing is gonna be the same ever again. But also, Mando FINALLY closes out our series on Rick McLaren and the Republic of Texas.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We’ve come to you with a HUGE revelation about Poland. Buckle up. Nothing is gonna be the same ever again. But also, Mando FINALLY closes out our series on Rick McLaren and the Republic of Texas.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>Boyfriend Material</a>, click <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>this link right here</a> or go to <a href='https://linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv'>linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv</a></p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’ve come to you with a HUGE revelation about Poland. Buckle up. Nothing is gonna be the same ever again. But also, Mando FINALLY closes out our series on Rick McLaren and the Republic of Texas.
 
Also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv
 
Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 295.5: F*** John Tyler</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 295.5: F*** John Tyler</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-2955-f-john-tyler/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-2955-f-john-tyler/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Wed, 12 Jun 2024 00:01:00 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Howdy, folks, we've got a lil bonus episode for you this week! It's our way of saying sorry for being gone so long. So, we hope you enjoy this weird rabbit hole! We sure did.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Howdy, folks, we've got a lil bonus episode for you this week! It's our way of saying sorry for being gone so long. So, we hope you enjoy this weird rabbit hole! We sure did.</p>
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        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
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        <title>Ep. 295 The Republic of Texas Pt. 3: We Impeached Poochie</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 295 The Republic of Texas Pt. 3: We Impeached Poochie</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-295-the-republic-of-texas-pt-3-we-impeached-poochie/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-295-the-republic-of-texas-pt-3-we-impeached-poochie/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 09 Jun 2024 22:33:25 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>THE WAIT IS OVER! We're back with another episode in our series on Rick McLaren and the Republic of Texas. Join Mando as he loses his mind trying to explain the ideology that 99% of sovereign citizens follow. It's basically alt-right theosophy. Woof.</p>
<p>Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>THE WAIT IS OVER! We're back with another episode in our series on Rick McLaren and the Republic of Texas. Join Mando as he loses his mind trying to explain the ideology that 99% of sovereign citizens follow. It's basically alt-right theosophy. Woof.</p>
<p>Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[THE WAIT IS OVER! We're back with another episode in our series on Rick McLaren and the Republic of Texas. Join Mando as he loses his mind trying to explain the ideology that 99% of sovereign citizens follow. It's basically alt-right theosophy. Woof.
Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Hollywood Madness: An Interlude</title>
        <itunes:title>Hollywood Madness: An Interlude</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/hollywood-madness-an-interlude/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/hollywood-madness-an-interlude/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 27 May 2024 07:10:32 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We’re back from an unexpected hiatus to give you some life updates. Sorry for stepping out! Join us as Paige and Mando regale each other with stories of travel, stardom, and poop. </p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We’re back from an unexpected hiatus to give you some life updates. Sorry for stepping out! Join us as Paige and Mando regale each other with stories of travel, stardom, and poop. </p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re back from an unexpected hiatus to give you some life updates. Sorry for stepping out! Join us as Paige and Mando regale each other with stories of travel, stardom, and poop. ]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
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        <title>Ep. 294 The Republic of Texas Pt. 2: Florida is Quebec’s Cousin</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 294 The Republic of Texas Pt. 2: Florida is Quebec’s Cousin</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-294-the-republic-of-texas-pt-2-florida-is-quebec-s-cousin/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-294-the-republic-of-texas-pt-2-florida-is-quebec-s-cousin/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2024 10:06:14 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We’re BACK with another episode in our series on Rick McLaren and his revival of the Republic of Texas. This one’s a lil history lesson, Mando on a substitute teacher type beat. Enjoy, nerds!</p>
<p>Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We’re BACK with another episode in our series on Rick McLaren and his revival of the Republic of Texas. This one’s a lil history lesson, Mando on a substitute teacher type beat. Enjoy, nerds!</p>
<p>Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re BACK with another episode in our series on Rick McLaren and his revival of the Republic of Texas. This one’s a lil history lesson, Mando on a substitute teacher type beat. Enjoy, nerds!
Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
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        <title>Ep. 293 The Republic of Texas: 3.5 Buicks</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 293 The Republic of Texas: 3.5 Buicks</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-293-the-republic-of-texas-35-buicks/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-293-the-republic-of-texas-35-buicks/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2024 14:28:41 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the start of our series on Rick McLaren and the Republic of Texas! Boy, howdy, if you liked our series on sovereign citizens you're gonna love this dingus. Join Mando as he takes Paige through the life, times, and many Buicks of Rick McLaren.</p>
<p>Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the start of our series on Rick McLaren and the Republic of Texas! Boy, howdy, if you liked our series on sovereign citizens you're gonna love this dingus. Join Mando as he takes Paige through the life, times, and many Buicks of Rick McLaren.</p>
<p>Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with the start of our series on Rick McLaren and the Republic of Texas! Boy, howdy, if you liked our series on sovereign citizens you're gonna love this dingus. Join Mando as he takes Paige through the life, times, and many Buicks of Rick McLaren.
Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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                <itunes:episode>343</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 292 Rashad Jamal: The NBA Isn't Real</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 292 Rashad Jamal: The NBA Isn't Real</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-292-rashad-jamal-the-nba-isnt-real/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-292-rashad-jamal-the-nba-isnt-real/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2024 13:11:16 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back for a one off conspiracy cult led (or at least heavily promoted by) a SoundCloud rapper. Yikes. Join Paige as she takes Mando through a story featuring everything you'd expect: Wild conspiracies, terrible music videos, and basketball playing robots.</p>
<p>Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back for a one off conspiracy cult led (or at least heavily promoted by) a SoundCloud rapper. Yikes. Join Paige as she takes Mando through a story featuring everything you'd expect: Wild conspiracies, terrible music videos, and basketball playing robots.</p>
<p>Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back for a one off conspiracy cult led (or at least heavily promoted by) a SoundCloud rapper. Yikes. Join Paige as she takes Mando through a story featuring everything you'd expect: Wild conspiracies, terrible music videos, and basketball playing robots.
Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4949</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>342</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 291 The Pizzagate Massacre ft. John Valley</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 291 The Pizzagate Massacre ft. John Valley</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-291-the-pizzagate-massacre-ft-john-valley/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-291-the-pizzagate-massacre-ft-john-valley/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 15 Apr 2024 09:57:52 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We’re BACK to talk about a great piece of Cult Media: The Pizzagate Massacre! Writer, director, and producer John Valley stops by to talk to us about creating art based on Q-Anon and what drew him to our favorite conspiracy.</p>
<p>Want to watch The Pizzagate Massacre? Check it out on Tubi, Amazon Prime, or Freevee. Or, whoa. What’s this totally random YouTube link? <a href='https://youtu.be/BITIyZ1HTZE?si=kjUxFzYGjWS-tT0q'>https://youtu.be/BITIyZ1HTZE?si=kjUxFzYGjWS-tT0q</a></p>
<p>Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We’re BACK to talk about a great piece of Cult Media: The Pizzagate Massacre! Writer, director, and producer John Valley stops by to talk to us about creating art based on Q-Anon and what drew him to our favorite conspiracy.</p>
<p>Want to watch The Pizzagate Massacre? Check it out on Tubi, Amazon Prime, or Freevee. Or, whoa. What’s this totally random YouTube link? <a href='https://youtu.be/BITIyZ1HTZE?si=kjUxFzYGjWS-tT0q'>https://youtu.be/BITIyZ1HTZE?si=kjUxFzYGjWS-tT0q</a></p>
<p>Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re BACK to talk about a great piece of Cult Media: The Pizzagate Massacre! Writer, director, and producer John Valley stops by to talk to us about creating art based on Q-Anon and what drew him to our favorite conspiracy.
Want to watch The Pizzagate Massacre? Check it out on Tubi, Amazon Prime, or Freevee. Or, whoa. What’s this totally random YouTube link? https://youtu.be/BITIyZ1HTZE?si=kjUxFzYGjWS-tT0q
Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3537</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Ep. 290 Thuggee: Ancient Hanky Code (ft. Griff Milton)</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 290 Thuggee: Ancient Hanky Code (ft. Griff Milton)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-290-thuggee-ancient-hanky-code-ft-griff-milton/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-290-thuggee-ancient-hanky-code-ft-griff-milton/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 2024 00:13:23 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We’re back for a one off before Panic Fest! Join us as Paige takes Mando and special guest GRIFF MILTON through the origins of the word “thug” and also a cult of Thuggees!</p>
<p>Also do you want to see us in Kansas City, MO on April 7th at 7pm? Good news! You can get tickets <a href='https://panicfest.eventive.org/schedule/65d8ef197e081a00324d3322'>here</a>! Or google Panic Fest and learn about the whole fest.</p>
<p>Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We’re back for a one off before Panic Fest! Join us as Paige takes Mando and special guest GRIFF MILTON through the origins of the word “thug” and also a cult of Thuggees!</p>
<p>Also do you want to see us in Kansas City, MO on April 7th at 7pm? Good news! You can get tickets <a href='https://panicfest.eventive.org/schedule/65d8ef197e081a00324d3322'>here</a>! Or google Panic Fest and learn about the whole fest.</p>
<p>Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/u3wrnu/APRIL_FOOLS_mixdown7ljjx.mp3" length="137732172" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re back for a one off before Panic Fest! Join us as Paige takes Mando and special guest GRIFF MILTON through the origins of the word “thug” and also a cult of Thuggees!
Also do you want to see us in Kansas City, MO on April 7th at 7pm? Good news! You can get tickets here! Or google Panic Fest and learn about the whole fest.
Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3443</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Ep. 289 Guðni Guðnason Pt. 3: The Party to Stop the World From Ending</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 289 Guðni Guðnason Pt. 3: The Party to Stop the World From Ending</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-299-gu%c3%b0ni-gu%c3%b0nason-pt-3-the-party-to-stop-the-world-from-ending/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-299-gu%c3%b0ni-gu%c3%b0nason-pt-3-the-party-to-stop-the-world-from-ending/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2024 21:24:43 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with our final episode in our series on Guðni Guðnason. Good luck Googling that, we had to straight up copy paste that ish. Anyway, the karate kicks up a notch and the crimes keep going.</p>
<p>Also do you want to see us in Kansas City, MO on April 7th at 7pm? Good news! You can get tickets <a href='https://panicfest.eventive.org/schedule/65d8ef197e081a00324d3322'>here</a>! Or google Panic Fest and learn about the whole fest.</p>
<p>Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with our final episode in our series on Guðni Guðnason. Good luck Googling that, we had to straight up copy paste that ish. Anyway, the karate kicks up a notch and the crimes keep going.</p>
<p>Also do you want to see us in Kansas City, MO on April 7th at 7pm? Good news! You can get tickets <a href='https://panicfest.eventive.org/schedule/65d8ef197e081a00324d3322'>here</a>! Or google Panic Fest and learn about the whole fest.</p>
<p>Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ac36rj/KARATE_3_mixdownb1hl1.mp3" length="183692163" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with our final episode in our series on Guðni Guðnason. Good luck Googling that, we had to straight up copy paste that ish. Anyway, the karate kicks up a notch and the crimes keep going.
Also do you want to see us in Kansas City, MO on April 7th at 7pm? Good news! You can get tickets here! Or google Panic Fest and learn about the whole fest.
Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4592</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Ep. 288 Guðni Guðnason Pt. 2: King Salmon</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 288 Guðni Guðnason Pt. 2: King Salmon</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-288-gu%c3%b0ni-gu%c3%b0nason-pt-2-king-salmon/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-288-gu%c3%b0ni-gu%c3%b0nason-pt-2-king-salmon/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2024 20:28:49 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We’re back with some big news and some bigger laughs. Oh, boy, seriously this dork does some real nerd boy stuff. You’re gonna love it. 

Also do you want to see us in Kansas City, MO on April 7th at 7pm? Good news! You can get tickets <a href='https://panicfest.eventive.org/schedule/65d8ef197e081a00324d3322'>here</a>! Or google Panic Fest and learn about the whole fest.</p>
<p>Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We’re back with some big news and some bigger laughs. Oh, boy, seriously this dork does some real nerd boy stuff. You’re gonna love it. <br>
<br>
Also do you want to see us in Kansas City, MO on April 7th at 7pm? Good news! You can get tickets <a href='https://panicfest.eventive.org/schedule/65d8ef197e081a00324d3322'>here</a>! Or google Panic Fest and learn about the whole fest.</p>
<p>Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/6yidqs/KARATE_2_mixdown9tudd.mp3" length="161160459" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re back with some big news and some bigger laughs. Oh, boy, seriously this dork does some real nerd boy stuff. You’re gonna love it. Also do you want to see us in Kansas City, MO on April 7th at 7pm? Good news! You can get tickets here! Or google Panic Fest and learn about the whole fest.
Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4028</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Ep. 287 Guðni Guðnason: Lestat Karate</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 287 Guðni Guðnason: Lestat Karate</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-287-gu%c3%b0ni-gu%c3%b0nason-lestat-karate/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-287-gu%c3%b0ni-gu%c3%b0nason-lestat-karate/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 04 Mar 2024 08:58:05 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Oh, we’re so back. Welcome to our episode on certified foppish dandy, and martial arts legend, Guðni Guðnason. Trust me, you’re gonna love/hate it.</p>
<p>
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, we’re so back. Welcome to our episode on certified foppish dandy, and martial arts legend, Guðni Guðnason. Trust me, you’re gonna love/hate it.</p>
<p><br>
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Oh, we’re so back. Welcome to our episode on certified foppish dandy, and martial arts legend, Guðni Guðnason. Trust me, you’re gonna love/hate it.
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 286 Mardi Gras: That’d Probably Cause a Ghost, Right?</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 286 Mardi Gras: That’d Probably Cause a Ghost, Right?</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-286-mardi-gras-that-d-probably-cause-a-ghost-right/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-286-mardi-gras-that-d-probably-cause-a-ghost-right/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2024 09:54:37 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We’re back from various stuff we had to do, and boy howdy do we have a fun one for ya. Lots of life talk, but eventually we get into it and talk about Mardi Gras! Where it came from, how it started, and why it became the bead for boobies trade it is now.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We’re back from various stuff we had to do, and boy howdy do we have a fun one for ya. Lots of life talk, but eventually we get into it and talk about Mardi Gras! Where it came from, how it started, and why it became the bead for boobies trade it is now.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4108</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>336</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 285 Urantia Pt. 3: Bong Part of a Balanced Breakfast</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 285 Urantia Pt. 3: Bong Part of a Balanced Breakfast</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-285-urantia-pt-3-bong-part-of-a-balanced-breakfast/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-285-urantia-pt-3-bong-part-of-a-balanced-breakfast/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2024 12:10:31 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Hello! We’re back. I know, it’s been a while. We explain it all and promise to not leave you again. At least not for too long. Anyway, join us as Paige takes Mando through Urantia’s ties and influence on Celestial Seasonings Tea Company!</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello! We’re back. I know, it’s been a while. We explain it all and promise to not leave you again. At least not for too long. Anyway, join us as Paige takes Mando through Urantia’s ties and influence on Celestial Seasonings Tea Company!</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/n62kpc/SLEEPYTIME_3_mixdown78mti.mp3" length="164573227" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hello! We’re back. I know, it’s been a while. We explain it all and promise to not leave you again. At least not for too long. Anyway, join us as Paige takes Mando through Urantia’s ties and influence on Celestial Seasonings Tea Company!
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4114</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>335</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 284 Urantia Pt. 2: F**k Mustard</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 284 Urantia Pt. 2: F**k Mustard</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-284-urantia-pt-2-fk-mustard/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-284-urantia-pt-2-fk-mustard/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2024 11:29:04 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Hello, Sharks, we’re here with both a story that will bewilder your mind but also a business proposal that’ll blow you away. Maybe literally, too.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello, Sharks, we’re here with both a story that will bewilder your mind but also a business proposal that’ll blow you away. Maybe literally, too.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5432</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>334</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 283 Urantia: The Celestial Seasonings Cult</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 283 Urantia: The Celestial Seasonings Cult</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-283-urantia-the-celestial-seasonings-cult/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-283-urantia-the-celestial-seasonings-cult/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jan 2024 09:37:24 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back folks, we’re so back. Join us as Paige takes Armando through the wild story of a cult with ties to a company that makes sleepytime tea. Also, she’s begging you to stop sending her TikToks about this topic.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back folks, we’re so back. Join us as Paige takes Armando through the wild story of a cult with ties to a company that makes sleepytime tea. Also, she’s begging you to stop sending her TikToks about this topic.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/f3rsf4/SLEEPYTIME_1_mixdownb1cw4.mp3" length="154451532" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome back folks, we’re so back. Join us as Paige takes Armando through the wild story of a cult with ties to a company that makes sleepytime tea. Also, she’s begging you to stop sending her TikToks about this topic.
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3861</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Ep. 282 Wild Mormon Beliefs: The King of the Dogs</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 282 Wild Mormon Beliefs: The King of the Dogs</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-282-wild-mormon-beliefs-the-king-of-the-dogs/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-282-wild-mormon-beliefs-the-king-of-the-dogs/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2023 09:00:07 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We’re back with a great palette cleanser for you: A bunch of weird fringe beliefs that SOME Mormons share. Oh boy, buckle up because this one gets wild immediately.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We’re back with a great palette cleanser for you: A bunch of weird fringe beliefs that SOME Mormons share. Oh boy, buckle up because this one gets wild immediately.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4525</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Ep. 281 FLDS Pt. 4: Barney is the Anti-Christ</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 281 FLDS Pt. 4: Barney is the Anti-Christ</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-281-flds-pt-4-barney-is-the-anti-christ/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-281-flds-pt-4-barney-is-the-anti-christ/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2023 12:31:26 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We’re back with our final episode of the series! Join us to hear some awful stuff intercut with the stupidest palette cleanser we’ve ever done. </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We’re back with our final episode of the series! Join us to hear some awful stuff intercut with the stupidest palette cleanser we’ve ever done. </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re back with our final episode of the series! Join us to hear some awful stuff intercut with the stupidest palette cleanser we’ve ever done. 
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5401</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>331</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 280 FLDS Pt. 3: A Size 6 Baby</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 280 FLDS Pt. 3: A Size 6 Baby</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-280-flds-pt-3-a-size-6-baby/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-280-flds-pt-3-a-size-6-baby/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 03 Dec 2023 23:22:31 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We’re back with another episode in our series on the FLDS! Join Paige as she takes Mando through the worst stuff he’s ever heard, and as Mando takes Paige through the wonderful world of Fortnite.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We’re back with another episode in our series on the FLDS! Join Paige as she takes Mando through the worst stuff he’s ever heard, and as Mando takes Paige through the wonderful world of Fortnite.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/yv6uvv/MORMONS_3_mixdownb17kf.mp3" length="138171845" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re back with another episode in our series on the FLDS! Join Paige as she takes Mando through the worst stuff he’s ever heard, and as Mando takes Paige through the wonderful world of Fortnite.
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3454</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>330</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep, 279 The FLDS Pt. 2: Get Your Upstairs Ass Downstairs</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep, 279 The FLDS Pt. 2: Get Your Upstairs Ass Downstairs</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-279-the-flds-pt-2-get-your-upstairs-ass-downstairs/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-279-the-flds-pt-2-get-your-upstairs-ass-downstairs/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2023 10:44:50 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">cultpodcast.podbean.com/6e6196a1-a73f-3099-ba11-f8c9635b35c6</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We’re back with another episode in our series of Warren Jeffs and the FLDS! This one is a bit rough but we call upon our friend Santo to get us through it. </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We’re back with another episode in our series of Warren Jeffs and the FLDS! This one is a bit rough but we call upon our friend Santo to get us through it. </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/eqmitv/MORMONS_2_mixdown9400v.mp3" length="158213011" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re back with another episode in our series of Warren Jeffs and the FLDS! This one is a bit rough but we call upon our friend Santo to get us through it. 
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3955</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>329</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 278 Warren Jeffs &amp; the FLDS: Here We Go Again</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 278 Warren Jeffs &amp; the FLDS: Here We Go Again</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-278-warren-jeffs-the-flds-here-we-go-again/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-278-warren-jeffs-the-flds-here-we-go-again/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2023 09:58:12 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">cultpodcast.podbean.com/21a7a626-93e7-37a4-9f5c-6895279b8317</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We’re back with the beginning of another series! Join us as Paige takes Mando through the history of the FLDS and Warren Jeffs!</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We’re back with the beginning of another series! Join us as Paige takes Mando through the history of the FLDS and Warren Jeffs!</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re back with the beginning of another series! Join us as Paige takes Mando through the history of the FLDS and Warren Jeffs!
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 277 The JFK Conspiracy: Texas School Book Suppositories</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 277 The JFK Conspiracy: Texas School Book Suppositories</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-277-the-jfk-conspiracy-texas-school-book-suppositories/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-277-the-jfk-conspiracy-texas-school-book-suppositories/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2023 05:52:21 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We’re back with another episode and this time we’re talking crazy conspiracies. Join us as Paige and Mando take each other through their favorite theories behind who killed JFK. </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We’re back with another episode and this time we’re talking crazy conspiracies. Join us as Paige and Mando take each other through their favorite theories behind who killed JFK. </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re back with another episode and this time we’re talking crazy conspiracies. Join us as Paige and Mando take each other through their favorite theories behind who killed JFK. 
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 276 Qanon Pt 4: We’re Going to Olive Garden</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 276 Qanon Pt 4: We’re Going to Olive Garden</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-276-qanon-pt-4-we-re-going-to-olive-garden/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-276-qanon-pt-4-we-re-going-to-olive-garden/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 23 Oct 2023 00:41:54 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back for our final installment in the Qanon series. Finally. We're done. Tune in to hear Mando take Paige through the ins and outs of Q Proofs and Conspiracy spreading. Fun stuff.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back for our final installment in the Qanon series. Finally. We're done. Tune in to hear Mando take Paige through the ins and outs of Q Proofs and Conspiracy spreading. Fun stuff.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back for our final installment in the Qanon series. Finally. We're done. Tune in to hear Mando take Paige through the ins and outs of Q Proofs and Conspiracy spreading. Fun stuff.
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 275 Qanon Pt. 3: The Money &amp; The Sandwich</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 275 Qanon Pt. 3: The Money &amp; The Sandwich</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-275-qanon-pt-3-the-money-the-sandwich/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-275-qanon-pt-3-the-money-the-sandwich/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 16 Oct 2023 22:33:47 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back everyone, if you’re a big fan of conspiracies and duking it out with sandwich chains then BOY do we have an episode for you. Join Mando as he takes Paige through the wild beliefs of Qanon followers. We read though nearly 5,000 posts and comments. We lost our MINDS doing this one. </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back everyone, if you’re a big fan of conspiracies and duking it out with sandwich chains then BOY do we have an episode for you. Join Mando as he takes Paige through the wild beliefs of Qanon followers. We read though nearly 5,000 posts and comments. We lost our MINDS doing this one. </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome back everyone, if you’re a big fan of conspiracies and duking it out with sandwich chains then BOY do we have an episode for you. Join Mando as he takes Paige through the wild beliefs of Qanon followers. We read though nearly 5,000 posts and comments. We lost our MINDS doing this one. 
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 274: Qanon Pt. 2: Pretty Good Pizza Tho</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 274: Qanon Pt. 2: Pretty Good Pizza Tho</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-274-qanon-pt-2-pretty-good-pizza-tho/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-274-qanon-pt-2-pretty-good-pizza-tho/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 09 Oct 2023 20:56:25 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We’re back with part two of our series on Qanon. Join us as Mando takes Paige through the devilish debacle known as Pizzagate. Yeah. It gets buckwild like IMMEDIATELY.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We’re back with part two of our series on Qanon. Join us as Mando takes Paige through the devilish debacle known as Pizzagate. Yeah. It gets buckwild like IMMEDIATELY.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/dqgd2r/Q_ANON_2_mixdownapqf2.mp3" length="231297988" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re back with part two of our series on Qanon. Join us as Mando takes Paige through the devilish debacle known as Pizzagate. Yeah. It gets buckwild like IMMEDIATELY.
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:duration>5782</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Ep. 273 Qanon: iCanHasLettuceWrap</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 273 Qanon: iCanHasLettuceWrap</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-273-qanon-icanhaslettucewrap/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-273-qanon-icanhaslettucewrap/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2023 08:12:47 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back! We’re back from food poisoning hell and bringing you one of our most requested cults of all time! Join Mando as he takes Paige through the wonderland that is 4chan, the place where it all started.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back! We’re back from food poisoning hell and bringing you one of our most requested cults of all time! Join Mando as he takes Paige through the wonderland that is 4chan, the place where it all started.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome back! We’re back from food poisoning hell and bringing you one of our most requested cults of all time! Join Mando as he takes Paige through the wonderland that is 4chan, the place where it all started.
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 272 - The Danny Masterson Trial - Conspiracy Theories</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 272 - The Danny Masterson Trial - Conspiracy Theories</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-272-the-danny-masterson-trial-conspiracy-theories/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-272-the-danny-masterson-trial-conspiracy-theories/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 18 Sep 2023 15:04:01 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week! We recap the recent Danny Masterson Trial and Verdict along with our own Speculation Zone around the LAPD's initial lack of response...</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week! We recap the recent Danny Masterson Trial and Verdict along with our own Speculation Zone around the LAPD's initial lack of response...</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/9q3gkv/Master_Danny_mixdown9k2ky.mp3" length="139291576" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week! We recap the recent Danny Masterson Trial and Verdict along with our own Speculation Zone around the LAPD's initial lack of response...
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
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        <itunes:duration>3482</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Ep. 271 Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell Pt. 4 - More Drive-By’s Than Expected</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 271 Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell Pt. 4 - More Drive-By’s Than Expected</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-271-lori-vallow-and-chad-daybell-pt-4-more-drive-by-s-than-expected/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-271-lori-vallow-and-chad-daybell-pt-4-more-drive-by-s-than-expected/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 11 Sep 2023 01:50:33 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week is our conclusion of the Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell case, join us for discussions of the final timeline of the case plus why 50 cent may be our generation's greatest entrepreneur. </p>
<p>
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>And also, Horror Virgin is doing a live show in LA! <a href='https://www.flapperscomedy.com/shows/the-horror-virgin-live-podcast/68720/?fbclid=IwAR00GMl6IW4cF3a-_Fq67KUo1BEmsgkgvMNW7_Edjmt-Y2qKEZBC4CEb8Y4'>Get your tickets here</a> and don't miss out on seeing Paige live!</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week is our conclusion of the Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell case, join us for discussions of the final timeline of the case plus why 50 cent may be our generation's greatest entrepreneur. </p>
<p><br>
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>And also, Horror Virgin is doing a live show in LA! <a href='https://www.flapperscomedy.com/shows/the-horror-virgin-live-podcast/68720/?fbclid=IwAR00GMl6IW4cF3a-_Fq67KUo1BEmsgkgvMNW7_Edjmt-Y2qKEZBC4CEb8Y4'>Get your tickets here</a> and don't miss out on seeing Paige live!</p>
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        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/95rxhp/LORI_4_mixdownbk5y1.mp3" length="200249667" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week is our conclusion of the Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell case, join us for discussions of the final timeline of the case plus why 50 cent may be our generation's greatest entrepreneur. 
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.
And also, Horror Virgin is doing a live show in LA! Get your tickets here and don't miss out on seeing Paige live!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5006</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>321</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 270 Lori Vallow &amp; Chad Daybell Pt. 3: The ONE Starbucks in Utah</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 270 Lori Vallow &amp; Chad Daybell Pt. 3: The ONE Starbucks in Utah</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-270-lori-vallow-chad-daybell-pt-3-the-one-starbucks-in-utah/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-270-lori-vallow-chad-daybell-pt-3-the-one-starbucks-in-utah/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 05 Sep 2023 07:38:58 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We’re back! Join Paige as she takes Mando through Lori and Chad’s unholy meet cute and the beginning of their horrible crimes. </p>
<p>
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>And also, Horror Virgin is doing a live show in LA! <a href='https://www.flapperscomedy.com/shows/the-horror-virgin-live-podcast/68720/?fbclid=IwAR00GMl6IW4cF3a-_Fq67KUo1BEmsgkgvMNW7_Edjmt-Y2qKEZBC4CEb8Y4'>Get your tickets here</a> and don't miss out on seeing Paige live!</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We’re back! Join Paige as she takes Mando through Lori and Chad’s unholy meet cute and the beginning of their horrible crimes. </p>
<p><br>
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>And also, Horror Virgin is doing a live show in LA! <a href='https://www.flapperscomedy.com/shows/the-horror-virgin-live-podcast/68720/?fbclid=IwAR00GMl6IW4cF3a-_Fq67KUo1BEmsgkgvMNW7_Edjmt-Y2qKEZBC4CEb8Y4'>Get your tickets here</a> and don't miss out on seeing Paige live!</p>
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        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/4d3dsw/LORI_3_mixdown841o6.mp3" length="203530457" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re back! Join Paige as she takes Mando through Lori and Chad’s unholy meet cute and the beginning of their horrible crimes. 
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.
And also, Horror Virgin is doing a live show in LA! Get your tickets here and don't miss out on seeing Paige live!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5088</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>320</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 269 - Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell Pt.2 - An Emo Kid with a Head Injury</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 269 - Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell Pt.2 - An Emo Kid with a Head Injury</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-269-lori-vallow-and-chad-daybell-pt2-an-emo-kid-with-a-head-injury/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-269-lori-vallow-and-chad-daybell-pt2-an-emo-kid-with-a-head-injury/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 28 Aug 2023 02:13:17 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Last week was Lori Vallow, this week we're talking about Chad Daybell and how life, religion, and near death experiences would bring them together. </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>And also, Horror Virgin is doing a live show in LA! <a href='https://www.flapperscomedy.com/shows/the-horror-virgin-live-podcast/68720/?fbclid=IwAR00GMl6IW4cF3a-_Fq67KUo1BEmsgkgvMNW7_Edjmt-Y2qKEZBC4CEb8Y4'>Get your tickets here</a> and don't miss out on seeing Paige live!</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last week was Lori Vallow, this week we're talking about Chad Daybell and how life, religion, and near death experiences would bring them together. </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>And also, Horror Virgin is doing a live show in LA! <a href='https://www.flapperscomedy.com/shows/the-horror-virgin-live-podcast/68720/?fbclid=IwAR00GMl6IW4cF3a-_Fq67KUo1BEmsgkgvMNW7_Edjmt-Y2qKEZBC4CEb8Y4'>Get your tickets here</a> and don't miss out on seeing Paige live!</p>
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Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.
And also, Horror Virgin is doing a live show in LA! Get your tickets here and don't miss out on seeing Paige live!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 268 Lori Vallow: A Taser Comedian</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 268 Lori Vallow: A Taser Comedian</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-268-lori-vallow-a-taser-comedian/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-268-lori-vallow-a-taser-comedian/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 21 Aug 2023 07:57:10 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We’re back with a new series on Lori Vallow! Join Paige as she takes Mando through the beginning of the incredibly interesting, and equally horrifying, true crime story.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>And also, Horror Virgin is doing a live show in LA! <a href='https://www.flapperscomedy.com/shows/the-horror-virgin-live-podcast/68720/?fbclid=IwAR00GMl6IW4cF3a-_Fq67KUo1BEmsgkgvMNW7_Edjmt-Y2qKEZBC4CEb8Y4'>Get your tickets here</a> and don't miss out on seeing Paige live!</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We’re back with a new series on Lori Vallow! Join Paige as she takes Mando through the beginning of the incredibly interesting, and equally horrifying, true crime story.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>And also, Horror Virgin is doing a live show in LA! <a href='https://www.flapperscomedy.com/shows/the-horror-virgin-live-podcast/68720/?fbclid=IwAR00GMl6IW4cF3a-_Fq67KUo1BEmsgkgvMNW7_Edjmt-Y2qKEZBC4CEb8Y4'>Get your tickets here</a> and don't miss out on seeing Paige live!</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re back with a new series on Lori Vallow! Join Paige as she takes Mando through the beginning of the incredibly interesting, and equally horrifying, true crime story.
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.
And also, Horror Virgin is doing a live show in LA! Get your tickets here and don't miss out on seeing Paige live!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3513</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Ep. 266.5: We Watched Holy Cow Swami!</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 266.5: We Watched Holy Cow Swami!</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-2665-we-watched-holy-cow-swami/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-2665-we-watched-holy-cow-swami/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 14 Aug 2023 08:53:52 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back! After two long weeks of pretty mid problems, we're back! Tune in this week to get an update o us, cult-focused TV shows, and more insight into the Hare Krishna through a very special (and potentially illegally obtained) movie!</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>And also, Horror Virgin is doing a live show in LA! <a href='https://www.flapperscomedy.com/shows/the-horror-virgin-live-podcast/68720/?fbclid=IwAR00GMl6IW4cF3a-_Fq67KUo1BEmsgkgvMNW7_Edjmt-Y2qKEZBC4CEb8Y4'>Get your tickets here</a> and don't miss out on seeing Paige live!</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back! After two long weeks of pretty mid problems, we're back! Tune in this week to get an update o us, cult-focused TV shows, and more insight into the Hare Krishna through a very special (and potentially illegally obtained) movie!</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>And also, Horror Virgin is doing a live show in LA! <a href='https://www.flapperscomedy.com/shows/the-horror-virgin-live-podcast/68720/?fbclid=IwAR00GMl6IW4cF3a-_Fq67KUo1BEmsgkgvMNW7_Edjmt-Y2qKEZBC4CEb8Y4'>Get your tickets here</a> and don't miss out on seeing Paige live!</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back! After two long weeks of pretty mid problems, we're back! Tune in this week to get an update o us, cult-focused TV shows, and more insight into the Hare Krishna through a very special (and potentially illegally obtained) movie!
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.
And also, Horror Virgin is doing a live show in LA! Get your tickets here and don't miss out on seeing Paige live!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 267 The St. Germain Foundation - Da Germainiac</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 267 The St. Germain Foundation - Da Germainiac</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-267-the-st-germain-foundation-da-germainiac/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-267-the-st-germain-foundation-da-germainiac/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 23 Jul 2023 22:59:33 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">cultpodcast.podbean.com/75a904cd-a00f-3311-afec-05e8f79d68c0</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Do you like obscure adventurers from the 1700's? How about men that look like casual vampires? Cups of vague creamy liquid? Then this group is FOR YOU. </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do you like obscure adventurers from the 1700's? How about men that look like casual vampires? Cups of vague creamy liquid? Then this group is FOR YOU. </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Do you like obscure adventurers from the 1700's? How about men that look like casual vampires? Cups of vague creamy liquid? Then this group is FOR YOU. 
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4722</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>316</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 266 Hare Krishna Pt. 4: The Pleasures of Falcon Bank</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 266 Hare Krishna Pt. 4: The Pleasures of Falcon Bank</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-266-hare-krishna-pt-4-the-pleasures-of-falcon-bank/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-266-hare-krishna-pt-4-the-pleasures-of-falcon-bank/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 17 Jul 2023 00:54:07 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We’re back with part four of our series on the Hare Krishna! Plus, a recap of our week in Texas, some information about the scariest Strip Club we've ever seen, and a bank for birds. </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We’re back with part four of our series on the Hare Krishna! Plus, a recap of our week in Texas, some information about the scariest Strip Club we've ever seen, and a bank for birds. </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re back with part four of our series on the Hare Krishna! Plus, a recap of our week in Texas, some information about the scariest Strip Club we've ever seen, and a bank for birds. 
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 265 Hare Krishna Pt. 3: TSA Please Let Us On Planes After This One</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 265 Hare Krishna Pt. 3: TSA Please Let Us On Planes After This One</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-265-hare-krishna-pt-3-tsa-please-let-us-on-planes-after-this-one/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-265-hare-krishna-pt-3-tsa-please-let-us-on-planes-after-this-one/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Wed, 05 Jul 2023 17:39:40 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We’re back with part three of our series on the Hare Krishna! Sorry for the delay, things have been rough ever since Hollywood Texas Armando took over. Yikes. That guys stinks. </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We’re back with part three of our series on the Hare Krishna! Sorry for the delay, things have been rough ever since Hollywood Texas Armando took over. Yikes. That guys stinks. </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re back with part three of our series on the Hare Krishna! Sorry for the delay, things have been rough ever since Hollywood Texas Armando took over. Yikes. That guys stinks. 
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
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        <title>Ep. 264 Hare Krishna Pt. 2: Y’all Got Fiestas?</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 264 Hare Krishna Pt. 2: Y’all Got Fiestas?</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-264-hare-krishna-pt-2-y-all-got-fiestas/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-264-hare-krishna-pt-2-y-all-got-fiestas/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2023 08:56:17 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We’re back with episode two of our series on the Hare Krishnas! Join Paige as she takes Mando through the group’s early years and also on an adventure featuring the worlds “greatest” dancer.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We’re back with episode two of our series on the Hare Krishnas! Join Paige as she takes Mando through the group’s early years and also on an adventure featuring the worlds “greatest” dancer.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re back with episode two of our series on the Hare Krishnas! Join Paige as she takes Mando through the group’s early years and also on an adventure featuring the worlds “greatest” dancer.
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
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        <itunes:duration>4039</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Ep. 263 Hare Krishna: Googling Boyfriends</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 263 Hare Krishna: Googling Boyfriends</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-263-hare-krishna-googling-boyfriends/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-263-hare-krishna-googling-boyfriends/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 19 Jun 2023 07:44:26 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">cultpodcast.podbean.com/f5c73536-1cc9-33ef-bda8-d3868b8fa914</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We’re back with the start of our series on Hare Krishna! Join Paige as she takes Mando through the surprisingly genuine start to what would become an extremely problematic cult.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We’re back with the start of our series on Hare Krishna! Join Paige as she takes Mando through the surprisingly genuine start to what would become an extremely problematic cult.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re back with the start of our series on Hare Krishna! Join Paige as she takes Mando through the surprisingly genuine start to what would become an extremely problematic cult.
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
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        <title>Tokyo Madness: Good Cooking Comes from Hate</title>
        <itunes:title>Tokyo Madness: Good Cooking Comes from Hate</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/tokyo-madness-good-cooking-comes-from-hate/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/tokyo-madness-good-cooking-comes-from-hate/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 12 Jun 2023 08:03:03 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We’re back (kinda) with a loose bonus episode for ya! Join us as Paige and Mando discuss their travels, new home woes, and the weirdest bag of chips you’ve ever heard of.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We’re back (kinda) with a loose bonus episode for ya! Join us as Paige and Mando discuss their travels, new home woes, and the weirdest bag of chips you’ve ever heard of.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re back (kinda) with a loose bonus episode for ya! Join us as Paige and Mando discuss their travels, new home woes, and the weirdest bag of chips you’ve ever heard of.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2637</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Ep. 262 Burning Man Pt 2: Santa is a Drunk</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 262 Burning Man Pt 2: Santa is a Drunk</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-262-burning-man-pt-2-santa-is-a-drunk/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-262-burning-man-pt-2-santa-is-a-drunk/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 29 May 2023 10:07:28 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the final episode of our series on Burning Man! Join Mando as he takes Paige through the beginning, and constant changing, of one of the strangest cities in the world: Black Rock City.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the final episode of our series on Burning Man! Join Mando as he takes Paige through the beginning, and constant changing, of one of the strangest cities in the world: Black Rock City.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with the final episode of our series on Burning Man! Join Mando as he takes Paige through the beginning, and constant changing, of one of the strangest cities in the world: Black Rock City.
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4653</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>310</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 261 Burning Man: Excuse Me, Dr. Boobs</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 261 Burning Man: Excuse Me, Dr. Boobs</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-261-burning-man-excuse-me-dr-boobs/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-261-burning-man-excuse-me-dr-boobs/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 22 May 2023 00:44:27 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We’re back with a new episode! Too bad we’re coming to you from the desert of Nevada. That’s right, it’s Burning Man time baybee. Join Mando as he takes Paige through the early years of the famous festival.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We’re back with a new episode! Too bad we’re coming to you from the desert of Nevada. That’s right, it’s Burning Man time baybee. Join Mando as he takes Paige through the early years of the famous festival.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re back with a new episode! Too bad we’re coming to you from the desert of Nevada. That’s right, it’s Burning Man time baybee. Join Mando as he takes Paige through the early years of the famous festival.
 
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4625</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>309</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Episode 260: Kenyan Starvation Cult - Mike and Ike in the Garden of Eden</title>
        <itunes:title>Episode 260: Kenyan Starvation Cult - Mike and Ike in the Garden of Eden</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/episode-260-kenyan-starvation-cult-mike-and-ike-in-the-garden-of-eden/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/episode-260-kenyan-starvation-cult-mike-and-ike-in-the-garden-of-eden/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 15 May 2023 01:20:08 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We’re back! Have you been following the news? WE HAVE! And it's a total bummer. Warning, this episode gets super sad, but not before we laugh about the religious purity of aliens for like 20 minutes. Join us as we cover the Good News International Ministries cult of Kenya.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We’re back! Have you been following the news? WE HAVE! And it's a total bummer. Warning, this episode gets super sad, but not before we laugh about the religious purity of aliens for like 20 minutes. Join us as we cover the Good News International Ministries cult of Kenya.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re back! Have you been following the news? WE HAVE! And it's a total bummer. Warning, this episode gets super sad, but not before we laugh about the religious purity of aliens for like 20 minutes. Join us as we cover the Good News International Ministries cult of Kenya.
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4132</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>308</itunes:episode>
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    <item>
        <title>Ep. 259 Emmanuel Swedenborg: A Box Full of Bad Stuff</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 259 Emmanuel Swedenborg: A Box Full of Bad Stuff</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-259-emmanuel-swedenborg-a-box-full-of-bad-stuff/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-259-emmanuel-swedenborg-a-box-full-of-bad-stuff/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2023 07:46:49 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">cultpodcast.podbean.com/5ebfcd99-66b2-31c7-971c-dd59dc709fdf</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We’re back! Join the freshly moved in Paige as she takes the newly moved in Mando through the life of an influential cult figure: Emmanuel Swedenborg. He may be the first guy to experience aliens! Or maybe it’s all made up. Guess we’ll never know!</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We’re back! Join the freshly moved in Paige as she takes the newly moved in Mando through the life of an influential cult figure: Emmanuel Swedenborg. He may be the first guy to experience aliens! Or maybe it’s all made up. Guess we’ll never know!</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re back! Join the freshly moved in Paige as she takes the newly moved in Mando through the life of an influential cult figure: Emmanuel Swedenborg. He may be the first guy to experience aliens! Or maybe it’s all made up. Guess we’ll never know!
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3707</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>307</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 258 - Live from Panic Fest 2023</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 258 - Live from Panic Fest 2023</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-258-live-from-panic-fest-2023/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-258-live-from-panic-fest-2023/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 24 Apr 2023 00:36:59 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Live From Panic Fest!</p>
<p>We'll be posting some slides later in the week along with a video version on Patreon!</p>
<p>We know a lot of you couldn't get tickets because they sold out so quickly, but rest assured we have bigger plans for next year. It's gonna be great!</p>
<p>Thank you to everyone who came out and to everyone listening at home. </p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Live From Panic Fest!</p>
<p>We'll be posting some slides later in the week along with a video version on Patreon!</p>
<p>We know a lot of you couldn't get tickets because they sold out so quickly, but rest assured we have bigger plans for next year. It's gonna be great!</p>
<p>Thank you to everyone who came out and to everyone listening at home. </p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Live From Panic Fest!
We'll be posting some slides later in the week along with a video version on Patreon!
We know a lot of you couldn't get tickets because they sold out so quickly, but rest assured we have bigger plans for next year. It's gonna be great!
Thank you to everyone who came out and to everyone listening at home. ]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3444</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>306</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 257 Brigham Young Pt. 6 - Grave Toilet</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 257 Brigham Young Pt. 6 - Grave Toilet</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-257-brigham-young-pt-6-grave-toilet/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-257-brigham-young-pt-6-grave-toilet/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 10 Apr 2023 08:32:56 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">cultpodcast.podbean.com/18e7acd3-4355-3a52-abef-c9f74884281f</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>It's the final episode of our Brigham Young series, where he pivots into... you guessed it. EVEN MORE RACISM. Join us as all of his other achievements are overshadowed by him being an unrepentant douche.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's the final episode of our Brigham Young series, where he pivots into... you guessed it. EVEN MORE RACISM. Join us as all of his other achievements are overshadowed by him being an unrepentant douche.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's the final episode of our Brigham Young series, where he pivots into... you guessed it. EVEN MORE RACISM. Join us as all of his other achievements are overshadowed by him being an unrepentant douche.
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4110</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>305</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 256 Brigham Young Pt. 5: Trains are Dangerous!</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 256 Brigham Young Pt. 5: Trains are Dangerous!</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-256-brigham-young-pt-5-trains-are-dangerous/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-256-brigham-young-pt-5-trains-are-dangerous/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 03 Apr 2023 08:08:48 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">cultpodcast.podbean.com/4ba45f71-6be3-3b96-935b-20f4aa658a80</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We’re back from hiatus! Join Paige as she takes Mando through a small offshoot group in Mormonism and explains how terrifying trains can be.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We’re back from hiatus! Join Paige as she takes Mando through a small offshoot group in Mormonism and explains how terrifying trains can be.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/4egdba/April_Foolin_mixdown9oxig.mp3" length="89331234" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re back from hiatus! Join Paige as she takes Mando through a small offshoot group in Mormonism and explains how terrifying trains can be.
 
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2233</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>304</itunes:episode>
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    <item>
        <title>Bonus Episode: BIG!</title>
        <itunes:title>Bonus Episode: BIG!</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/bonus-episode-big/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/bonus-episode-big/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 20 Mar 2023 09:00:28 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">cultpodcast.podbean.com/e2678a3c-29ce-309a-9fc1-9563bc81c038</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We’re back for a bonus episode during our little hiatus. Wanted to share some great news and talk about some stories from the week!</p>
<p>if you’d like to buy tickets to our live show at Panic Fest on April 15th go to <a href='http://www.panicfilmfest.com'>www.panicfilmfest.com</a></p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We’re back for a bonus episode during our little hiatus. Wanted to share some great news and talk about some stories from the week!</p>
<p>if you’d like to buy tickets to our live show at Panic Fest on April 15th go to <a href='http://www.panicfilmfest.com'>www.panicfilmfest.com</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re back for a bonus episode during our little hiatus. Wanted to share some great news and talk about some stories from the week!
if you’d like to buy tickets to our live show at Panic Fest on April 15th go to www.panicfilmfest.com]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1562</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>303</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 255 Brigham Young Pt. 4 - Boat Guy AND Foot Guy</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 255 Brigham Young Pt. 4 - Boat Guy AND Foot Guy</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-255-brigham-young-pt-4-boat-guy-and-foot-guy/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-255-brigham-young-pt-4-boat-guy-and-foot-guy/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 13 Mar 2023 02:50:36 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Why are there so many Mormons in the Salt Lake Area? We cover the Mormon's journey to settle in the west, their contributions toward safe passage through the land, and why they all ended up in Utah. </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why are there so many Mormons in the Salt Lake Area? We cover the Mormon's journey to settle in the west, their contributions toward safe passage through the land, and why they all ended up in Utah. </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/uxwuv4/Brig_4_mixdownbuf76.mp3" length="181088552" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Why are there so many Mormons in the Salt Lake Area? We cover the Mormon's journey to settle in the west, their contributions toward safe passage through the land, and why they all ended up in Utah. 
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4526</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>302</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Ep. 254 - Brigham Young Pt. 3 - Waterslide Baptisms</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 254 - Brigham Young Pt. 3 - Waterslide Baptisms</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-254-brigham-young-pt-3-waterslide-baptisms/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-254-brigham-young-pt-3-waterslide-baptisms/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 06 Mar 2023 09:44:32 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">cultpodcast.podbean.com/ddcc1b79-aae8-3633-9872-83026473bd22</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>It's high time we got around to the thing Brigham's truly famous for, walking from Illinois to Utah. We start his journey and talk a bit about the temple on this week's episode. </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's high time we got around to the thing Brigham's truly famous for, walking from Illinois to Utah. We start his journey and talk a bit about the temple on this week's episode. </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/rxgeam/Brigham_3_mixdown9vefj.mp3" length="173811254" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's high time we got around to the thing Brigham's truly famous for, walking from Illinois to Utah. We start his journey and talk a bit about the temple on this week's episode. 
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4345</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>301</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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    <item>
        <title>Ep. 253 Brigham Young Pt. 2: I’m On Heaven Time</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 253 Brigham Young Pt. 2: I’m On Heaven Time</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-253-brigham-young-pt-2-i-m-on-heaven-time/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-253-brigham-young-pt-2-i-m-on-heaven-time/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2023 07:46:27 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">cultpodcast.podbean.com/8d43ba21-a6e7-34f1-9e06-7f65b414df8d</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Crack open a cold one and get ready for everything to be cyclical. We’re on heaven time, baby. Join Paige as she takes Mando through Brigham’s unassuming rose to power within Mormonism.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Crack open a cold one and get ready for everything to be cyclical. We’re on heaven time, baby. Join Paige as she takes Mando through Brigham’s unassuming rose to power within Mormonism.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/cx8r98/Brigham_2_mixdownbs9pt.mp3" length="159931595" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Crack open a cold one and get ready for everything to be cyclical. We’re on heaven time, baby. Join Paige as she takes Mando through Brigham’s unassuming rose to power within Mormonism.
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3998</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>300</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 252 Brigham Young: Welcome to the Bucket Factory</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 252 Brigham Young: Welcome to the Bucket Factory</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-252-brigham-young-welcome-to-the-bucket-factory/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-252-brigham-young-welcome-to-the-bucket-factory/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2023 08:29:31 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We’re back! Join us as Paige takes Mando through the early life and times of straight up baller and future terrible shot caller: Brigham Young. Plus, we learn about all types of ways to get into heaven.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We’re back! Join us as Paige takes Mando through the early life and times of straight up baller and future terrible shot caller: Brigham Young. Plus, we learn about all types of ways to get into heaven.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re back! Join us as Paige takes Mando through the early life and times of straight up baller and future terrible shot caller: Brigham Young. Plus, we learn about all types of ways to get into heaven.
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4854</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>299</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 251 Dau Pt. 2: Kyle watched these so you don’t have to. (with Kyle Anderson)</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 251 Dau Pt. 2: Kyle watched these so you don’t have to. (with Kyle Anderson)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-251-dau-pt-2-kyle-watched-these-so-you-don-t-have-to-with-kyle-anderson/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-251-dau-pt-2-kyle-watched-these-so-you-don-t-have-to-with-kyle-anderson/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2023 11:22:12 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">cultpodcast.podbean.com/5ceca755-2d2d-3dc2-9213-371eb10136e6</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back again talking about Dau, the longest art film that didn't pay it's cast and crew or let them have free will... allegedly... but also probably.</p>
<p>If you liked the episode check out <a href='http://www.youtube.com/kyleandersoncomedy'>Kyle's YouTube</a> at <a href='http://www.youtube.com/kyleandersoncomedy'>www.youtube.com/kyleandersoncomedy</a></p>
<p>Also follow <a href='https://www.instagram.com/kyleandersoncomedy/'>Kyle on Instagram</a> at <a href='https://www.instagram.com/kyleandersoncomedy/'>@KyleAndersonComedy</a></p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back again talking about Dau, the longest art film that didn't pay it's cast and crew or let them have free will... allegedly... but also probably.</p>
<p>If you liked the episode check out <a href='http://www.youtube.com/kyleandersoncomedy'>Kyle's YouTube</a> at <a href='http://www.youtube.com/kyleandersoncomedy'>www.youtube.com/kyleandersoncomedy</a></p>
<p>Also follow <a href='https://www.instagram.com/kyleandersoncomedy/'>Kyle on Instagram</a> at <a href='https://www.instagram.com/kyleandersoncomedy/'>@KyleAndersonComedy</a></p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back again talking about Dau, the longest art film that didn't pay it's cast and crew or let them have free will... allegedly... but also probably.
If you liked the episode check out Kyle's YouTube at www.youtube.com/kyleandersoncomedy
Also follow Kyle on Instagram at @KyleAndersonComedy
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5422</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>298</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 250 Dau: You Must First Create the Universe (with Kyle Anderson)</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 250 Dau: You Must First Create the Universe (with Kyle Anderson)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-250-dau-you-must-first-create-the-universe-with-kyle-anderson/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-250-dau-you-must-first-create-the-universe-with-kyle-anderson/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2023 12:30:01 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back and joined by friend of the show Kyle Anderson! Join Paige and Mando as they learn about the strange Stalinist "Truman Show" that may or may not have ruined several people's lives. Yikes.</p>
<p>If you liked the episode check out <a href='http://www.youtube.com/kyleandersoncomedy'>Kyle's YouTube</a> at <a href='http://www.youtube.com/kyleandersoncomedy'>www.youtube.com/kyleandersoncomedy</a></p>
<p>Also follow <a href='https://www.instagram.com/kyleandersoncomedy/'>Kyle on Instagram</a> at <a href='https://www.instagram.com/kyleandersoncomedy/'>@KyleAndersonComedy</a></p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back and joined by friend of the show Kyle Anderson! Join Paige and Mando as they learn about the strange Stalinist "Truman Show" that may or may not have ruined several people's lives. Yikes.</p>
<p>If you liked the episode check out <a href='http://www.youtube.com/kyleandersoncomedy'>Kyle's YouTube</a> at <a href='http://www.youtube.com/kyleandersoncomedy'>www.youtube.com/kyleandersoncomedy</a></p>
<p>Also follow <a href='https://www.instagram.com/kyleandersoncomedy/'>Kyle on Instagram</a> at <a href='https://www.instagram.com/kyleandersoncomedy/'>@KyleAndersonComedy</a></p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back and joined by friend of the show Kyle Anderson! Join Paige and Mando as they learn about the strange Stalinist "Truman Show" that may or may not have ruined several people's lives. Yikes.
If you liked the episode check out Kyle's YouTube at www.youtube.com/kyleandersoncomedy
Also follow Kyle on Instagram at @KyleAndersonComedy
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4162</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>297</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 249 Holy City - 9 Giant Santas</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 249 Holy City - 9 Giant Santas</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-249-holy-city-9-giant-santas/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-249-holy-city-9-giant-santas/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2023 07:26:28 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with one of our favorite kind of cults. Grifters gonna grift... and sometimes grifters gonna create a tourist trap with homemade billboards and 9 giant statues of Santa. </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with one of our favorite kind of cults. Grifters gonna grift... and sometimes grifters gonna create a tourist trap with homemade billboards and 9 giant statues of Santa. </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with one of our favorite kind of cults. Grifters gonna grift... and sometimes grifters gonna create a tourist trap with homemade billboards and 9 giant statues of Santa. 
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5314</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Ep. 248 The Cult of Kanye Pt.5 - Sleepy Boi and F@#!able Shoes</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 248 The Cult of Kanye Pt.5 - Sleepy Boi and F@#!able Shoes</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-248-the-cult-of-kanye-pt5-sleepy-boi-and-fable-shoes/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-248-the-cult-of-kanye-pt5-sleepy-boi-and-fable-shoes/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2023 07:39:53 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Content warning for Hate Speech and Racism. Turns out Kanye has said terrible things for YEARS. His anti-semitism isn't new, nor is it a result of his recent mental health struggles and we're gonna get into ALL OF IT.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Content warning for Hate Speech and Racism. Turns out Kanye has said terrible things for YEARS. His anti-semitism isn't new, nor is it a result of his recent mental health struggles and we're gonna get into ALL OF IT.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/wbsz8w/Kanye_5_mixdown6c55k.mp3" length="175860865" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Content warning for Hate Speech and Racism. Turns out Kanye has said terrible things for YEARS. His anti-semitism isn't new, nor is it a result of his recent mental health struggles and we're gonna get into ALL OF IT.
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4396</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>295</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 247 The Cult of Kanye Pt. 4: Tactical Bath, Filing Dates, and DMX Regrets</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 247 The Cult of Kanye Pt. 4: Tactical Bath, Filing Dates, and DMX Regrets</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-247-the-cult-of-kanye-pt-4-tactical-bath-filing-dates-and-dmx-regrets/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-247-the-cult-of-kanye-pt-4-tactical-bath-filing-dates-and-dmx-regrets/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2023 05:46:50 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">cultpodcast.podbean.com/5bb04703-487c-3d12-8b6e-c0378cbd060b</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Where the pod, where the pod, where the pod at? We're BACK! This week we're talking about Kanye's quest to become Commander in Chief. Tune in, sit back, and be thankful for filing deadlines.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Where the pod, where the pod, where the pod at? We're BACK! This week we're talking about Kanye's quest to become Commander in Chief. Tune in, sit back, and be thankful for filing deadlines.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/wixnn2/Kanye_4_mixdownbgc28.mp3" length="157930929" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Where the pod, where the pod, where the pod at? We're BACK! This week we're talking about Kanye's quest to become Commander in Chief. Tune in, sit back, and be thankful for filing deadlines.
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3948</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>294</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 246 The Cult of Kanye Pt. 3: A Bunch of Bad Stuff in a Row</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 246 The Cult of Kanye Pt. 3: A Bunch of Bad Stuff in a Row</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-246-the-cult-of-kanye-pt-3-a-bunch-of-bad-stuff-in-a-row/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-246-the-cult-of-kanye-pt-3-a-bunch-of-bad-stuff-in-a-row/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2022 01:35:30 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">cultpodcast.podbean.com/f029ee34-03ff-3d2f-a7d6-1727a6844e26</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the third installment of our series on Kanye West. This week we cover the series of controversies Kanye has created for himself and his "return to Christianity".</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the third installment of our series on Kanye West. This week we cover the series of controversies Kanye has created for himself and his "return to Christianity".</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/y3wajb/KANYE_3_mixdown80lxh.mp3" length="213853809" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with the third installment of our series on Kanye West. This week we cover the series of controversies Kanye has created for himself and his "return to Christianity".
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5346</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>293</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 245 - The Cult of Kanye Pt. 2 - Never Forget Jay-Z Stabbed a Guy</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 245 - The Cult of Kanye Pt. 2 - Never Forget Jay-Z Stabbed a Guy</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-245-the-cult-of-kanye-pt-2-never-forget-jay-z-stabbed-a-guy/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-245-the-cult-of-kanye-pt-2-never-forget-jay-z-stabbed-a-guy/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2022 01:03:30 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">cultpodcast.podbean.com/d5a0c08a-2ebe-3e8a-826e-dd404008e150</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We take Kanye from being kicked out of art school, to repping "Hip Hop Joshua," to making beats for the most popular artists of his time... all on the journey to make his first album.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We take Kanye from being kicked out of art school, to repping "Hip Hop Joshua," to making beats for the most popular artists of his time... all on the journey to make his first album.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/xe3vfu/Kanye2_-11_27_22_1157_PMa9v48.mp3" length="106040133" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We take Kanye from being kicked out of art school, to repping "Hip Hop Joshua," to making beats for the most popular artists of his time... all on the journey to make his first album.
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4418</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>292</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 244 The Cult of Kanye - The Ray Romano of Music</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 244 The Cult of Kanye - The Ray Romano of Music</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-244-the-cult-of-kanye-the-ray-romano-of-music/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-244-the-cult-of-kanye-the-ray-romano-of-music/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2022 02:13:38 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">cultpodcast.podbean.com/0b2742c0-72c9-34bc-ac25-651f9fd6daa1</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>The most requested episodes are finally here. We start with Kanye's childhood and over the next few weeks we make sense of his career, his beliefs and how we got to where Kanye is today. </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The most requested episodes are finally here. We start with Kanye's childhood and over the next few weeks we make sense of his career, his beliefs and how we got to where Kanye is today. </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 243 - The Cat Cult of Tennesee - Battle Cats Assemble!</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 243 - The Cat Cult of Tennesee - Battle Cats Assemble!</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-243-the-cat-cult-of-tennesee-battle-cats-assemble/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-243-the-cat-cult-of-tennesee-battle-cats-assemble/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2022 09:54:58 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>You can haz new episode about the Cat Cult of Tennessee. Are there cats? Absolutely. Is there theosophy? You know it. Is there a long discussion about something completely unrelated... of course there is, it's a Cult Podcast Episode. Listen Right Meow!</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You can haz new episode about the Cat Cult of Tennessee. Are there cats? Absolutely. Is there theosophy? You know it. Is there a long discussion about something completely unrelated... of course there is, it's a Cult Podcast Episode. Listen Right Meow!</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[You can haz new episode about the Cat Cult of Tennessee. Are there cats? Absolutely. Is there theosophy? You know it. Is there a long discussion about something completely unrelated... of course there is, it's a Cult Podcast Episode. Listen Right Meow!
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 242 - The Spanish Inquisition Pt. 4 - Catholic Vampires</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 242 - The Spanish Inquisition Pt. 4 - Catholic Vampires</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-242-the-spanish-inquisition-pt-4-catholic-vampires/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-242-the-spanish-inquisition-pt-4-catholic-vampires/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 30 Oct 2022 22:47:30 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Two people get married and the whole world falls apart. Join us on this VERY compact overview of Spanish Crusade History and why the Inquisition is longer and more far reaching than most people think. </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Two people get married and the whole world falls apart. Join us on this VERY compact overview of Spanish Crusade History and why the Inquisition is longer and more far reaching than most people think. </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Two people get married and the whole world falls apart. Join us on this VERY compact overview of Spanish Crusade History and why the Inquisition is longer and more far reaching than most people think. 
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 241 - The Inquisition Pt. 3 - Bad Accents Good Insurance</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 241 - The Inquisition Pt. 3 - Bad Accents Good Insurance</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-241-the-inquisition-pt-3-bad-accents-good-insurance/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-241-the-inquisition-pt-3-bad-accents-good-insurance/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2022 03:52:44 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Like a fish that just randomly generates, episode 3 on The Inquisition is here! This week we get into what happens when the Church declares war on their own. </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Like a fish that just randomly generates, episode 3 on The Inquisition is here! This week we get into what happens when the Church declares war on their own. </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Like a fish that just randomly generates, episode 3 on The Inquisition is here! This week we get into what happens when the Church declares war on their own. 
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>TEp. 240.The Inquisition Pt. 2: no need sex make egg??</title>
        <itunes:title>TEp. 240.The Inquisition Pt. 2: no need sex make egg??</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/tep-240the-inquisition-pt-2-no-need-sex-make-egg/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/tep-240the-inquisition-pt-2-no-need-sex-make-egg/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2022 07:56:20 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the second episode of our series on the inquisition and the crusades. Join Paige as she takes Mando through his new favorite group of devotees and their buck wild views on intimacy, love, and fish. This one is WILD!</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the second episode of our series on the inquisition and the crusades. Join Paige as she takes Mando through his new favorite group of devotees and their buck wild views on intimacy, love, and fish. This one is WILD!</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4393</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Ep.239 The Inquisition Pt. 1 - The Crusade of the Faint Hearted</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep.239 The Inquisition Pt. 1 - The Crusade of the Faint Hearted</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep239-the-inquisition-pt-1-the-crusade-of-the-faint-hearted/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep239-the-inquisition-pt-1-the-crusade-of-the-faint-hearted/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2022 00:57:11 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>NO ONE EXPECTED THESE EPISODES! But you're getting them anyway. Join us on a trip through history to learn about war-hungry popes and why nobility don't always make good soldiers. </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>NO ONE EXPECTED THESE EPISODES! But you're getting them anyway. Join us on a trip through history to learn about war-hungry popes and why nobility don't always make good soldiers. </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[NO ONE EXPECTED THESE EPISODES! But you're getting them anyway. Join us on a trip through history to learn about war-hungry popes and why nobility don't always make good soldiers. 
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3606</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Ep. 238 Santa Muerte: Mexico is Metal AF</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 238 Santa Muerte: Mexico is Metal AF</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-238-santa-muerte-mexico-is-metal-af/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-238-santa-muerte-mexico-is-metal-af/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2022 00:58:25 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>It's Mando's week and we're digging into everyone's favorite Bone-lady Grim Reapstress, Santa Muerte. Strap in for a dip into Mexican History and a journey from folk saint to the fastest growing religion in Mexico.</p>
<p>What’s your summer fantasy? No matter how you want to get steamy this season, Dipsea has a sexy story for you to indulge in all your fantasies. For listeners of the show, Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day free trial when you go to
<a href='http://dipseastories.com/cultpod'>dipseastories.com/cultpod</a></p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's Mando's week and we're digging into everyone's favorite Bone-lady Grim Reapstress, Santa Muerte. Strap in for a dip into Mexican History and a journey from folk saint to the fastest growing religion in Mexico.</p>
<p>What’s your summer fantasy? No matter how you want to get steamy this season, Dipsea has a sexy story for you to indulge in all your fantasies. For listeners of the show, Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day free trial when you go to<br>
<a href='http://dipseastories.com/cultpod'>dipseastories.com/cultpod</a></p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's Mando's week and we're digging into everyone's favorite Bone-lady Grim Reapstress, Santa Muerte. Strap in for a dip into Mexican History and a journey from folk saint to the fastest growing religion in Mexico.
What’s your summer fantasy? No matter how you want to get steamy this season, Dipsea has a sexy story for you to indulge in all your fantasies. For listeners of the show, Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day free trial when you go todipseastories.com/cultpod
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4868</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>285</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Cult Updates and Listener Questions</title>
        <itunes:title>Cult Updates and Listener Questions</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/cult-updates-and-listener-questions/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/cult-updates-and-listener-questions/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2022 01:23:40 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Hey, y'all! We're still recovering from endless travels and life stuff so we decided to take it easy this week. We're bringing you some updates from a cult we've covered in the past as well as answering some listener questions!</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, y'all! We're still recovering from endless travels and life stuff so we decided to take it easy this week. We're bringing you some updates from a cult we've covered in the past as well as answering some listener questions!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hey, y'all! We're still recovering from endless travels and life stuff so we decided to take it easy this week. We're bringing you some updates from a cult we've covered in the past as well as answering some listener questions!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4366</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Ep. 237 John of God: We Actually LOVE Reggaeton</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 237 John of God: We Actually LOVE Reggaeton</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-237-john-of-god-we-actually-love-reggaeton/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-237-john-of-god-we-actually-love-reggaeton/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 12 Sep 2022 07:52:21 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with another episode on the wild world of faith healing. Join Paige as she takes Mando down the insane rabbit-hole of Brazil's John of God.</p>
<p>What’s your summer fantasy? No matter how you want to get steamy this season, Dipsea has a sexy story for you to indulge in all your fantasies. For listeners of the show, Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day free trial when you go to
<a href='http://dipseastories.com/cultpod'>dipseastories.com/cultpod</a></p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with another episode on the wild world of faith healing. Join Paige as she takes Mando down the insane rabbit-hole of Brazil's John of God.</p>
<p>What’s your summer fantasy? No matter how you want to get steamy this season, Dipsea has a sexy story for you to indulge in all your fantasies. For listeners of the show, Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day free trial when you go to<br>
<a href='http://dipseastories.com/cultpod'>dipseastories.com/cultpod</a></p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/fxig6h/JOHN-O-GOD_mixdown.mp3" length="173788832" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with another episode on the wild world of faith healing. Join Paige as she takes Mando down the insane rabbit-hole of Brazil's John of God.
What’s your summer fantasy? No matter how you want to get steamy this season, Dipsea has a sexy story for you to indulge in all your fantasies. For listeners of the show, Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day free trial when you go todipseastories.com/cultpod
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4344</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Ep 236 William Branham Pt. 3: The Story of Snake-Ape</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep 236 William Branham Pt. 3: The Story of Snake-Ape</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-236-william-branham-pt-3-the-story-of-snake-ape/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-236-william-branham-pt-3-the-story-of-snake-ape/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2022 02:13:05 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the finale in our series on William Branham and his crazy new religion. This week Paige takes Mando through the WILDEST interpretations of Genesis and a man named James gets very randy.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Before September 1st, Pre Order Andrea's Book here: <a href='https://www.andreaguzzetta.com/product-page/stratosphere-book'>https://www.andreaguzzetta.com/product-page/stratosphere-book</a></p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the finale in our series on William Branham and his crazy new religion. This week Paige takes Mando through the WILDEST interpretations of Genesis and a man named James gets very randy.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Before September 1st, Pre Order Andrea's Book here: <a href='https://www.andreaguzzetta.com/product-page/stratosphere-book'>https://www.andreaguzzetta.com/product-page/stratosphere-book</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/5uwhi4/BRANS_3_mixdown840tx.mp3" length="191213909" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with the finale in our series on William Branham and his crazy new religion. This week Paige takes Mando through the WILDEST interpretations of Genesis and a man named James gets very randy.
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.
Before September 1st, Pre Order Andrea's Book here: https://www.andreaguzzetta.com/product-page/stratosphere-book]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 235 William Branham Pt. 2 - The Party Chowder</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 235 William Branham Pt. 2 - The Party Chowder</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-235-william-branham-pt-2-the-party-chowder/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2022 07:57:15 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week it's all faith healing all the time as William Branham takes his show on the road!</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Before September 1st, Pre Order Andrea's Book here: https://www.andreaguzzetta.com/product-page/stratosphere-book</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week it's all faith healing all the time as William Branham takes his show on the road!</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Before September 1st, Pre Order Andrea's Book here: https://www.andreaguzzetta.com/product-page/stratosphere-book</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week it's all faith healing all the time as William Branham takes his show on the road!
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.
Before September 1st, Pre Order Andrea's Book here: https://www.andreaguzzetta.com/product-page/stratosphere-book]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 234 - William Branham Pt. 1 - Overcome with Gas</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 234 - William Branham Pt. 1 - Overcome with Gas</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-234-william-branham-pt-1-overcome-with-gas/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2022 01:15:57 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Join us this week as we talk about how The Klan influenced modern faith healing!</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Join us this week as we talk about how The Klan influenced modern faith healing!</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Join us this week as we talk about how The Klan influenced modern faith healing!
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 233 - The Assassination of Shinzo Abe - Twilight New Moonies</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 233 - The Assassination of Shinzo Abe - Twilight New Moonies</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-233-the-assassination-of-shinzo-abe-twilight-new-moonies/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-233-the-assassination-of-shinzo-abe-twilight-new-moonies/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2022 01:31:29 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>It's been a long time since we talked about our big headed boy Sun Myung Moon, but with former followers making headlines it's time to take a trip down memory lane. </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's been a long time since we talked about our big headed boy Sun Myung Moon, but with former followers making headlines it's time to take a trip down memory lane. </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's been a long time since we talked about our big headed boy Sun Myung Moon, but with former followers making headlines it's time to take a trip down memory lane. 
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 232 Joseph Smith Part 5 - Joseph Smith With A Vengeance</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 232 Joseph Smith Part 5 - Joseph Smith With A Vengeance</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-232-joseph-smith-part-5-joseph-smith-with-a-vengeance/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-232-joseph-smith-part-5-joseph-smith-with-a-vengeance/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2022 00:43:29 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>It's our final episode in our Joseph Smith Series! Find out why you shouldn't build temples in swamps and why newspapers are more important than you'd think. </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's our final episode in our Joseph Smith Series! Find out why you shouldn't build temples in swamps and why newspapers are more important than you'd think. </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/uidxki/Joe_Smith_Final_mixdown_2_83h0y.mp3" length="212011581" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's our final episode in our Joseph Smith Series! Find out why you shouldn't build temples in swamps and why newspapers are more important than you'd think. 
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5300</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Ep. 231 - Joseph Smith Pt. 4.5 - Dive into Wives</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 231 - Joseph Smith Pt. 4.5 - Dive into Wives</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-231-joseph-smith-pt-45-dive-into-wives/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-231-joseph-smith-pt-45-dive-into-wives/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2022 02:01:37 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Armando is stuck in international travel hell so today we're joined by Mikey and Todd of Horror Virgin/Romancing the Pod to talk about Joseph Smith's Wives!</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Armando is stuck in international travel hell so today we're joined by Mikey and Todd of Horror Virgin/Romancing the Pod to talk about Joseph Smith's Wives!</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Armando is stuck in international travel hell so today we're joined by Mikey and Todd of Horror Virgin/Romancing the Pod to talk about Joseph Smith's Wives!
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
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        <title>Ep. 230 Joseph Smith Pt. 4 - The Mormon Army</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 230 Joseph Smith Pt. 4 - The Mormon Army</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-230-joseph-smith-pt-4-the-mormon-army/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-230-joseph-smith-pt-4-the-mormon-army/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2022 03:40:36 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with our continuing coverage of Joseph Smith as the newly founded Mormon Church grows too fast for it's own good, and things get a teeny tiny bit violent.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with our continuing coverage of Joseph Smith as the newly founded Mormon Church grows too fast for it's own good, and things get a teeny tiny bit violent.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with our continuing coverage of Joseph Smith as the newly founded Mormon Church grows too fast for it's own good, and things get a teeny tiny bit violent.
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 229 Joseph Smith Pt. 3: Show Me the Plates</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 229 Joseph Smith Pt. 3: Show Me the Plates</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-229-joseph-smith-pt-3-show-me-the-plates/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-229-joseph-smith-pt-3-show-me-the-plates/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2022 01:16:24 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back after a short hiatus! (Don't worry, we talk about it. Feel free to skip ahead if you want to get past life updates). But we're here to talk about Joseph Smith and his amazing gold plates. Join Paige as she makes Mando question his sanity. </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back after a short hiatus! (Don't worry, we talk about it. Feel free to skip ahead if you want to get past life updates). But we're here to talk about Joseph Smith and his amazing gold plates. Join Paige as she makes Mando question his sanity. </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/zgh23g/Joe_Smith_3_mixdownb0cgp.mp3" length="158492067" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back after a short hiatus! (Don't worry, we talk about it. Feel free to skip ahead if you want to get past life updates). But we're here to talk about Joseph Smith and his amazing gold plates. Join Paige as she makes Mando question his sanity. 
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3962</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>275</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 228 Joseph Smith Pt. 2: The Pizza Portal to Hell</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 228 Joseph Smith Pt. 2: The Pizza Portal to Hell</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-228-joseph-smith-pt-2-the-pizza-portal-to-hell/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-228-joseph-smith-pt-2-the-pizza-portal-to-hell/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2022 00:01:00 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week with another installment on Joseph Smith, Mormonism's papi. Join Paige as she takes Mando through his journey to full-fledged flim-flam man. Also, here the dramatic and courageous story of how Mando almost burnt down his house. Yikes!</p>
<p>Hey! We're headed to Austin, TX this year for RTX! Come through and join us for an amazing Cult Podcast panel. Tickets are available now at <a href='https://bit.ly/CultPodcast'>https://bit.ly/CultPodcast</a> just make sure to use code: CultPodcast at checkout!</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week with another installment on Joseph Smith, Mormonism's papi. Join Paige as she takes Mando through his journey to full-fledged flim-flam man. Also, here the dramatic and courageous story of how Mando almost burnt down his house. Yikes!</p>
<p>Hey! We're headed to Austin, TX this year for RTX! Come through and join us for an amazing Cult Podcast panel. Tickets are available now at <a href='https://bit.ly/CultPodcast'>https://bit.ly/CultPodcast</a> just make sure to use code: CultPodcast at checkout!</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/gfb35f/Joe_Smith_2_mixdown8r8ff.mp3" length="147010941" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back this week with another installment on Joseph Smith, Mormonism's papi. Join Paige as she takes Mando through his journey to full-fledged flim-flam man. Also, here the dramatic and courageous story of how Mando almost burnt down his house. Yikes!
Hey! We're headed to Austin, TX this year for RTX! Come through and join us for an amazing Cult Podcast panel. Tickets are available now at https://bit.ly/CultPodcast just make sure to use code: CultPodcast at checkout!
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3675</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>274</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 227 Joseph Smith: Bring Back Marley’s Mellow Mood</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 227 Joseph Smith: Bring Back Marley’s Mellow Mood</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-227-joseph-smith-bring-back-marley-s-mellow-mood/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-227-joseph-smith-bring-back-marley-s-mellow-mood/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2022 00:52:38 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with a BIG series. Prep your magic underwear and throw out your alcohol, we're diving headfirst into Joseph Smith! Join Paige as she takes Mando through the founder of Mormonism's childhood and awkward teen years. I wonder if this foo ever needed to borrow a pencil.</p>
<p>Hey! We're headed to Austin, TX this year for RTX! Come through and join us for an amazing Cult Podcast panel. Tickets are available now at <a href='https://bit.ly/CultPodcast'>https://bit.ly/CultPodcast</a> just make sure to use code: CultPodcast at checkout!</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with a BIG series. Prep your magic underwear and throw out your alcohol, we're diving headfirst into Joseph Smith! Join Paige as she takes Mando through the founder of Mormonism's childhood and awkward teen years. I wonder if this foo ever needed to borrow a pencil.</p>
<p>Hey! We're headed to Austin, TX this year for RTX! Come through and join us for an amazing Cult Podcast panel. Tickets are available now at <a href='https://bit.ly/CultPodcast'>https://bit.ly/CultPodcast</a> just make sure to use code: CultPodcast at checkout!</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/u84ieq/Joe_Smith_pt_1_mixdown79an1.mp3" length="165734858" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with a BIG series. Prep your magic underwear and throw out your alcohol, we're diving headfirst into Joseph Smith! Join Paige as she takes Mando through the founder of Mormonism's childhood and awkward teen years. I wonder if this foo ever needed to borrow a pencil.
Hey! We're headed to Austin, TX this year for RTX! Come through and join us for an amazing Cult Podcast panel. Tickets are available now at https://bit.ly/CultPodcast just make sure to use code: CultPodcast at checkout!
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4143</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>273</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 226 7M Films Pt 2: The Combination Taco Bell &amp; Church of Pizza Hut (ft. Kyle Anderson)</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 226 7M Films Pt 2: The Combination Taco Bell &amp; Church of Pizza Hut (ft. Kyle Anderson)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-226-7m-films-pt-2-the-combination-taco-bell-church-of-pizza-hut-ft-kyle-anderson/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-226-7m-films-pt-2-the-combination-taco-bell-church-of-pizza-hut-ft-kyle-anderson/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2022 11:31:32 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the finale to our mini-series on 7M Films. This is the one where we get into the nitty gritty, but it's still a blast. Join us as Kyle takes Paige and Mando through a weird combination church and dance studio.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Make sure to check out KyleAndersonComedy on YouTube for more of his stuff! Or check out his podcast, Development Hell, for stories about projects that struggled to get going. Follow him on Instagram at @KyleAndersonComedy</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the finale to our mini-series on 7M Films. This is the one where we get into the nitty gritty, but it's still a blast. Join us as Kyle takes Paige and Mando through a weird combination church and dance studio.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Make sure to check out KyleAndersonComedy on YouTube for more of his stuff! Or check out his podcast, Development Hell, for stories about projects that struggled to get going. Follow him on Instagram at @KyleAndersonComedy</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with the finale to our mini-series on 7M Films. This is the one where we get into the nitty gritty, but it's still a blast. Join us as Kyle takes Paige and Mando through a weird combination church and dance studio.
 
Make sure to check out KyleAndersonComedy on YouTube for more of his stuff! Or check out his podcast, Development Hell, for stories about projects that struggled to get going. Follow him on Instagram at @KyleAndersonComedy]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4841</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>272</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 225 7M Films: Dance Like You’re Punishing the Ground (ft Kyle Anderson)</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 225 7M Films: Dance Like You’re Punishing the Ground (ft Kyle Anderson)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-225-7m-films-dance-like-you-re-punishing-the-ground-ft-kyle-anderson/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-225-7m-films-dance-like-you-re-punishing-the-ground-ft-kyle-anderson/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 30 May 2022 15:00:40 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back and today we're joined by comedian Kyle Anderson! Kyle is the host of an amazing comedy video essay YouTube channel and he brought us this wild story. Join us as he takes Paige and Mando through the origins of Clowning, Krumping, and 7M Films!</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Make sure to check out <a href='https://youtube.com/c/KyleAndersonComedy'>KyleAndersonComedy on YouTube</a> for more of his stuff! Or check out his podcast, <a href='https://instagram.com/devhellpodcast?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y='>Development Hell</a>, for stories about projects that struggled to get going. Follow him on Instagram at @KyleAndersonComedy</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back and today we're joined by comedian Kyle Anderson! Kyle is the host of an amazing comedy video essay YouTube channel and he brought us this wild story. Join us as he takes Paige and Mando through the origins of Clowning, Krumping, and 7M Films!</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Make sure to check out <a href='https://youtube.com/c/KyleAndersonComedy'>KyleAndersonComedy on YouTube</a> for more of his stuff! Or check out his podcast, <a href='https://instagram.com/devhellpodcast?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y='>Development Hell</a>, for stories about projects that struggled to get going. Follow him on Instagram at @KyleAndersonComedy</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back and today we're joined by comedian Kyle Anderson! Kyle is the host of an amazing comedy video essay YouTube channel and he brought us this wild story. Join us as he takes Paige and Mando through the origins of Clowning, Krumping, and 7M Films!
 
Make sure to check out KyleAndersonComedy on YouTube for more of his stuff! Or check out his podcast, Development Hell, for stories about projects that struggled to get going. Follow him on Instagram at @KyleAndersonComedy]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5040</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>271</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 224 Blackbeard Pt. 3: Delaware Isn’t Real</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 224 Blackbeard Pt. 3: Delaware Isn’t Real</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-224-blackbeard-pt-3-delaware-isn-t-real/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-224-blackbeard-pt-3-delaware-isn-t-real/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2022 07:54:10 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back mateys, with one landlubber of an episode. Join Mando as he takes Paige through the last battle of.the dread pirate Blackbeard! Arr, this one be funny. You're gonna love it.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back mateys, with one landlubber of an episode. Join Mando as he takes Paige through the last battle of.the dread pirate Blackbeard! Arr, this one be funny. You're gonna love it.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/iw6app/BLACKBEARD_3_mixdown9gp8s.mp3" length="140213220" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back mateys, with one landlubber of an episode. Join Mando as he takes Paige through the last battle of.the dread pirate Blackbeard! Arr, this one be funny. You're gonna love it.
 
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3505</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>270</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 223 Blackbeard Part 2 - A Boat Named Robert</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 223 Blackbeard Part 2 - A Boat Named Robert</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-223-blackbeard-part-2-a-boat-named-robert/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-223-blackbeard-part-2-a-boat-named-robert/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2022 00:50:05 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>AHOY MATEYS! Hoist the main sail it's time for Blackbeard Pt. 2, this episode has EVERYTHING, Oranges, Blockades, and a ship named ROBERT.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>AHOY MATEYS! Hoist the main sail it's time for Blackbeard Pt. 2, this episode has EVERYTHING, Oranges, Blockades, and a ship named ROBERT.</p>
<p>Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[AHOY MATEYS! Hoist the main sail it's time for Blackbeard Pt. 2, this episode has EVERYTHING, Oranges, Blockades, and a ship named ROBERT.
Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3454</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Ep. 222 - Live from Panic Fest 2022</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 222 - Live from Panic Fest 2022</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-222-live-from-panic-fest-2022/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-222-live-from-panic-fest-2022/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2022 00:36:32 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">cultpodcast.podbean.com/7714b9d4-19ef-397f-bf0c-7e2c0ceaf1ec</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>If you weren't able to make it to Panic Fest, NO WORRIES! We've got the audio version of the show right here and the video version will be up in Patreon this week.</p>
<p>We have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you weren't able to make it to Panic Fest, NO WORRIES! We've got the audio version of the show right here and the video version will be up in Patreon this week.</p>
<p>We have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[If you weren't able to make it to Panic Fest, NO WORRIES! We've got the audio version of the show right here and the video version will be up in Patreon this week.
We have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5484</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Ep. 221 Blackbeard: The Greedo of His Day (ft. Charlotte McGrath)</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 221 Blackbeard: The Greedo of His Day (ft. Charlotte McGrath)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-221-blackbeard-the-greedo-of-his-day-ft-charlotte-mcgrath/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-221-blackbeard-the-greedo-of-his-day-ft-charlotte-mcgrath/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2022 01:37:58 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with a very goofy, very wild episode this week and joining us is Charlotte McGrath from Ship Hits the Fan! She runs the premier shipwreck podcast and we felt like it was a solid idea to cover one of the cultiest groups in history: pirates. Mix up some grog and hold onto your booty, we're heading out to the high seas!</p>
<p>Follow Charlotte on social media: @Mc_Lotta
Listen to Ship Hits the Fan: <a href='https://t.co/5FUsoTqyFT'>link.chtbl.com/shiphitsthefan</a>
Check out Mom's Home wherever you listen to music!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with a very goofy, very wild episode this week and joining us is Charlotte McGrath from Ship Hits the Fan! She runs the premier shipwreck podcast and we felt like it was a solid idea to cover one of the cultiest groups in history: pirates. Mix up some grog and hold onto your booty, we're heading out to the high seas!</p>
<p>Follow Charlotte on social media: @Mc_Lotta<br>
Listen to Ship Hits the Fan: <a href='https://t.co/5FUsoTqyFT'>link.chtbl.com/shiphitsthefan</a><br>
Check out Mom's Home wherever you listen to music!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/bk84a6/blackbeard_part_1_mixdown78a93.mp3" length="116567174" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with a very goofy, very wild episode this week and joining us is Charlotte McGrath from Ship Hits the Fan! She runs the premier shipwreck podcast and we felt like it was a solid idea to cover one of the cultiest groups in history: pirates. Mix up some grog and hold onto your booty, we're heading out to the high seas!
Follow Charlotte on social media: @Mc_LottaListen to Ship Hits the Fan: link.chtbl.com/shiphitsthefanCheck out Mom's Home wherever you listen to music!
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4856</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>267</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 220 The Mormon King Pt. 2: The Sexy Nephew</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 220 The Mormon King Pt. 2: The Sexy Nephew</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-220-the-mormon-king-pt-2-the-sexy-nephew/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-220-the-mormon-king-pt-2-the-sexy-nephew/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2022 03:07:18 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with part two of our series on James Jesse Strang! Join us as Paige takes Mando through one of the most wild stories we've ever covered on the show before. This one has it all: bronze plates, assassinations, sexy nephews. Yeah, that's right. It's weird but not in the way you think.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with part two of our series on James Jesse Strang! Join us as Paige takes Mando through one of the most wild stories we've ever covered on the show before. This one has it all: bronze plates, assassinations, sexy nephews. Yeah, that's right. It's weird but not in the way you think.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with part two of our series on James Jesse Strang! Join us as Paige takes Mando through one of the most wild stories we've ever covered on the show before. This one has it all: bronze plates, assassinations, sexy nephews. Yeah, that's right. It's weird but not in the way you think.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3204</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>266</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 219 The Mormon King: Let’s @#$% the Queen</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 219 The Mormon King: Let’s @#$% the Queen</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-219-the-mormon-king-let-s-the-queen/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-219-the-mormon-king-let-s-the-queen/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2022 04:39:41 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with a new two-parter on James Jesse Strang. Join us as Paige takes Mando through the buckwild story of how a simple country lawyer tried to become a Mormon king. Bonus: You get to hear some equally insane stories about the one-and-only Joseph Smith, too! So, grab your magic underwear and get in here. It's gonna be a good time!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with a new two-parter on James Jesse Strang. Join us as Paige takes Mando through the buckwild story of how a simple country lawyer tried to become a Mormon king. Bonus: You get to hear some equally insane stories about the one-and-only Joseph Smith, too! So, grab your magic underwear and get in here. It's gonna be a good time!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/p2v23d/JAMES_JESSE_PT_1_mixdown72va5.mp3" length="150931084" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with a new two-parter on James Jesse Strang. Join us as Paige takes Mando through the buckwild story of how a simple country lawyer tried to become a Mormon king. Bonus: You get to hear some equally insane stories about the one-and-only Joseph Smith, too! So, grab your magic underwear and get in here. It's gonna be a good time!
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3773</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>265</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 218 The Cause - Torpedo Juice (feat. Blaine Gibson)</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 218 The Cause - Torpedo Juice (feat. Blaine Gibson)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-218-the-cause-torpedo-juice-feat-blaine-gibson/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-218-the-cause-torpedo-juice-feat-blaine-gibson/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2022 05:59:30 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Blaine is back to discuss a cult that loves Yachts almost as much as they love Navy Moonshine!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Blaine is back to discuss a cult that loves Yachts almost as much as they love Navy Moonshine!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/jiyfft/THE_MASTER_mixdown8z06v.mp3" length="154628067" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Blaine is back to discuss a cult that loves Yachts almost as much as they love Navy Moonshine!
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3865</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>264</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 217 Twelve Tribes Pt. 3 - Dunk on them in 2K</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 217 Twelve Tribes Pt. 3 - Dunk on them in 2K</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-217-twelve-tribes-pt-3-dunk-on-them-in-2k/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-217-twelve-tribes-pt-3-dunk-on-them-in-2k/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2022 01:55:57 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Call OSHA. because this episode is all about Labor Law Violations! Time to double check on who is making your face cream, spoiler... it might be the Yellow Deli. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Call OSHA. because this episode is all about Labor Law Violations! Time to double check on who is making your face cream, spoiler... it might be the Yellow Deli. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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                <itunes:episode>263</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 216 - South X South Madness</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 216 - South X South Madness</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-216-south-x-south-madness/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-216-south-x-south-madness/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2022 00:22:05 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Who stole Paige's Car? Did Paige Drink Queso to forget her troubles? Did Mando get addicted to sniffing markers? Find out all of this and more on this weeks episode. Back next week with the conclusion of 12 Tribes!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who stole Paige's Car? Did Paige Drink Queso to forget her troubles? Did Mando get addicted to sniffing markers? Find out all of this and more on this weeks episode. Back next week with the conclusion of 12 Tribes!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Who stole Paige's Car? Did Paige Drink Queso to forget her troubles? Did Mando get addicted to sniffing markers? Find out all of this and more on this weeks episode. Back next week with the conclusion of 12 Tribes!
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 215 Twelve Tribes Revisited Pt. 2 - Wake and Bake</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 215 Twelve Tribes Revisited Pt. 2 - Wake and Bake</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-215-twelve-tribes-revisited-pt-2-wake-and-bake/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-215-twelve-tribes-revisited-pt-2-wake-and-bake/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2022 00:56:39 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week we talk Bread, Early Christianity, problematic beliefs, with a tiny sprinkle of Theosophy. If you want some great bread that doesn't bring any of that into the midst, check out Rize Up Bakery here: https://rizeupsourdough.com/</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week we talk Bread, Early Christianity, problematic beliefs, with a tiny sprinkle of Theosophy. If you want some great bread that doesn't bring any of that into the midst, check out Rize Up Bakery here: https://rizeupsourdough.com/</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/b9ydaj/12_TRIBES_2_mixdown7zegy.mp3" length="169517894" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we talk Bread, Early Christianity, problematic beliefs, with a tiny sprinkle of Theosophy. If you want some great bread that doesn't bring any of that into the midst, check out Rize Up Bakery here: https://rizeupsourdough.com/
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4237</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Ep. 214 Twelve Tribes Revisited Pt. 1 - Where There’s Smoke</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 214 Twelve Tribes Revisited Pt. 1 - Where There’s Smoke</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-214-twelve-tribes-revisited-pt-1-where-there-s-smoke/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-214-twelve-tribes-revisited-pt-1-where-there-s-smoke/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2022 00:30:11 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're doing something new by revisiting something old! Sometimes after we cover a cult they make more news! So almost 5 years after our initial Twelve Tribes Episode, we're back with a more in-depth look at a group that may be responsible for one of the worst fires in Colorado history. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're doing something new by revisiting something old! Sometimes after we cover a cult they make more news! So almost 5 years after our initial Twelve Tribes Episode, we're back with a more in-depth look at a group that may be responsible for one of the worst fires in Colorado history. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/7yw5wn/12_TRIBES_1_mixdown6zcvc.mp3" length="154344112" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're doing something new by revisiting something old! Sometimes after we cover a cult they make more news! So almost 5 years after our initial Twelve Tribes Episode, we're back with a more in-depth look at a group that may be responsible for one of the worst fires in Colorado history. 
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 213 Doc Antle Pt. 3 - Fist Fight an Ostrich</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 213 Doc Antle Pt. 3 - Fist Fight an Ostrich</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-213-doc-antle-pt-3-fist-fight-an-ostrich/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-213-doc-antle-pt-3-fist-fight-an-ostrich/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2022 09:05:47 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with part three of our series on Doc Antle! Content warning for Animal Abuse and more excessive Tiger Content (Even More Tigers Even More Problems).</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with part three of our series on Doc Antle! Content warning for Animal Abuse and more excessive Tiger Content (Even More Tigers Even More Problems).</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ewtnkh/Doc_Antle_3_mixdownbmfgr.mp3" length="193498667" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4837</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Ep. 212 Doc Antle Pt. 2 - ”I know a guy who has a Tiger.”</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 212 Doc Antle Pt. 2 - ”I know a guy who has a Tiger.”</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-212-doc-antle-pt-2-i-know-a-guy-who-has-a-tiger/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-212-doc-antle-pt-2-i-know-a-guy-who-has-a-tiger/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2022 03:56:56 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with part two of our series on Doc Antle! Content warning for some Sexual Abuse of Minors (Less than last week) and more excessive Tiger Content (More Tigers More Problems).</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with part two of our series on Doc Antle! Content warning for some Sexual Abuse of Minors (Less than last week) and more excessive Tiger Content (More Tigers More Problems).</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/nepxum/DOC_ANTLE_2_mixdown7agfy.mp3" length="184218145" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with part two of our series on Doc Antle! Content warning for some Sexual Abuse of Minors (Less than last week) and more excessive Tiger Content (More Tigers More Problems).
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4605</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Ep. 211 Doc Antle Pt. 1 - Put a Tiger in it</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 211 Doc Antle Pt. 1 - Put a Tiger in it</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-211-doc-antle-pt-1-put-a-tiger-in-it/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-211-doc-antle-pt-1-put-a-tiger-in-it/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2022 01:47:45 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with part one of our series on Doc Antle! Content warning for Sexual Abuse of Minors and excessive Tiger Content. Find out how the Heir to a Lettuce Fortune becomes the worst boyfriend possible.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with part one of our series on Doc Antle! Content warning for Sexual Abuse of Minors and excessive Tiger Content. Find out how the Heir to a Lettuce Fortune becomes the worst boyfriend possible.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/nv9344/DOC_ANTLE_1_mixdown8scjc.mp3" length="173919286" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with part one of our series on Doc Antle! Content warning for Sexual Abuse of Minors and excessive Tiger Content. Find out how the Heir to a Lettuce Fortune becomes the worst boyfriend possible.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4347</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>257</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 210 Yogaville Pt. 2: Baja Blastin’ Off</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 210 Yogaville Pt. 2: Baja Blastin’ Off</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-210-yogaville-pt-2-baja-blastin-off/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-210-yogaville-pt-2-baja-blastin-off/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 31 Jan 2022 10:16:33 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with part two of our series on Yogaville! Join us as Paige takes Mando through the creation of the group's compounds as well as their early adoption of the internet. Plus, we talk about some disgusting beverages. </p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with part two of our series on Yogaville! Join us as Paige takes Mando through the creation of the group's compounds as well as their early adoption of the internet. Plus, we talk about some disgusting beverages. </p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/64dk3f/YOGAVILLE_2_mixdown8i0wx.mp3" length="175131204" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with part two of our series on Yogaville! Join us as Paige takes Mando through the creation of the group's compounds as well as their early adoption of the internet. Plus, we talk about some disgusting beverages. 
 
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4378</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>256</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 209 Yogaville Pt. 1 - ”One of” Our Recent Episodes</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 209 Yogaville Pt. 1 - ”One of” Our Recent Episodes</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-209-yogaville-pt-1-one-of-our-recent-episodes/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-209-yogaville-pt-1-one-of-our-recent-episodes/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2022 01:54:59 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">cultpodcast.podbean.com/e5d2b2af-c422-3359-b307-327a7592351b</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week we kick off a new series on Yogaville and Swami Satchidananda, join us for some history, some pop art, and reasons why you should always question your Gurus. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week we kick off a new series on Yogaville and Swami Satchidananda, join us for some history, some pop art, and reasons why you should always question your Gurus. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/iyj333/Yogaville1_-_1_24_22_1241_AM7ycv9.mp3" length="91300176" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we kick off a new series on Yogaville and Swami Satchidananda, join us for some history, some pop art, and reasons why you should always question your Gurus. 
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3804</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>255</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 208 Nazis Pt. 6 - Backpack Hugs</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 208 Nazis Pt. 6 - Backpack Hugs</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-208-nazis-pt-6-backpack-hugs/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-208-nazis-pt-6-backpack-hugs/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 16 Jan 2022 22:57:36 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the final episode of our series on the Nazis. Join us as Mando takes Paige through more of the craziest parts of the last days of the Nazis. Put on your backpacks, we're going to kill Hitler. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the final episode of our series on the Nazis. Join us as Mando takes Paige through more of the craziest parts of the last days of the Nazis. Put on your backpacks, we're going to kill Hitler. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with the final episode of our series on the Nazis. Join us as Mando takes Paige through more of the craziest parts of the last days of the Nazis. Put on your backpacks, we're going to kill Hitler. 
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4192</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>254</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 207 Nazis Pt. 5: James Johnathans’ Sandwich Emporium</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 207 Nazis Pt. 5: James Johnathans’ Sandwich Emporium</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-207-nazis-pt-5-james-johnathans-sandwich-emporium/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-207-nazis-pt-5-james-johnathans-sandwich-emporium/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 10 Jan 2022 00:01:00 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the penultimate episode of our series on the Nazis (hang in folks, we're almost done)! Join us as Mando takes Paige through one of the darkest periods of human history ever. Seriously, it's a fun episode but this one is a bit rough at the end. Still, there's some A1 bits in there.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the penultimate episode of our series on the Nazis (hang in folks, we're almost done)! Join us as Mando takes Paige through one of the darkest periods of human history ever. Seriously, it's a fun episode but this one is a bit rough at the end. Still, there's some A1 bits in there.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with the penultimate episode of our series on the Nazis (hang in folks, we're almost done)! Join us as Mando takes Paige through one of the darkest periods of human history ever. Seriously, it's a fun episode but this one is a bit rough at the end. Still, there's some A1 bits in there.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3987</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>253</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 206 Nazis Pt. 4: Space Hitler</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 206 Nazis Pt. 4: Space Hitler</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-206-nazis-pt-4-space-hitler/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-206-nazis-pt-4-space-hitler/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 03 Jan 2022 00:01:00 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with part 4 of our series on the Nazis and Adolf Hitler! Weird to be excited for it, but here we are I guess. In this one we follow Hitler's rise from head of the German Worker's Party to the Fuhrer of Germany. Yikes!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with part 4 of our series on the Nazis and Adolf Hitler! Weird to be excited for it, but here we are I guess. In this one we follow Hitler's rise from head of the German Worker's Party to the Fuhrer of Germany. Yikes!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with part 4 of our series on the Nazis and Adolf Hitler! Weird to be excited for it, but here we are I guess. In this one we follow Hitler's rise from head of the German Worker's Party to the Fuhrer of Germany. Yikes!
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4008</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>252</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 205 Nazis Part.3 - ”Did Your Dad Update You?”</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 205 Nazis Part.3 - ”Did Your Dad Update You?”</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-205-nazis-part3-did-your-dad-update-you/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-205-nazis-part3-did-your-dad-update-you/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 27 Dec 2021 00:56:43 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week we cover the period leading to Hitler's rise and the crazy Norwegian Arthouse Plays that paved the way. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week we cover the period leading to Hitler's rise and the crazy Norwegian Arthouse Plays that paved the way. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we cover the period leading to Hitler's rise and the crazy Norwegian Arthouse Plays that paved the way. 
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3878</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>251</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 204 Nazis Pt. 2 - Great Uncle Papi and Mother Cousin</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 204 Nazis Pt. 2 - Great Uncle Papi and Mother Cousin</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-204-nazis-pt-2-great-uncle-papi-and-mother-cousin/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-204-nazis-pt-2-great-uncle-papi-and-mother-cousin/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 13 Dec 2021 03:10:43 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week we dive into Adolf Hitler's Childhood and find out his Dad had a thing for Maids and an even bigger thing for his own family members.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week we dive into Adolf Hitler's Childhood and find out his Dad had a thing for Maids and an even bigger thing for his own family members.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we dive into Adolf Hitler's Childhood and find out his Dad had a thing for Maids and an even bigger thing for his own family members.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4003</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>250</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 203 Nazis Pt. 1 - Everyone is named Johann</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 203 Nazis Pt. 1 - Everyone is named Johann</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-203-nazis-pt-1-everyone-is-named-johann/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-203-nazis-pt-1-everyone-is-named-johann/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 06 Dec 2021 02:26:57 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week we meet a whole family of Johanns, break our brains with Philosophy, and we finally learn where Nazi's come from. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week we meet a whole family of Johanns, break our brains with Philosophy, and we finally learn where Nazi's come from. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we meet a whole family of Johanns, break our brains with Philosophy, and we finally learn where Nazi's come from. 
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4183</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>249</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 202 Prophet Matthias - Bu$$ Gawd</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 202 Prophet Matthias - Bu$$ Gawd</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-202-prophet-matthias-bu-gawd/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-202-prophet-matthias-bu-gawd/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 28 Nov 2021 21:56:56 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week we get thrown out of churches, take a trip on the bus and hear God's plan for our lives, and wear badass sandals with The Prophet Matthias. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week we get thrown out of churches, take a trip on the bus and hear God's plan for our lives, and wear badass sandals with The Prophet Matthias. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we get thrown out of churches, take a trip on the bus and hear God's plan for our lives, and wear badass sandals with The Prophet Matthias. 
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4230</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>248</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Frank Lloyd Wright Pt. 3 - Podvante Garde Crossover</title>
        <itunes:title>Frank Lloyd Wright Pt. 3 - Podvante Garde Crossover</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/frank-lloyd-wright-pt-3-podvante-garde-crossover/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/frank-lloyd-wright-pt-3-podvante-garde-crossover/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 22 Nov 2021 00:55:16 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the third part of our series on Frank Lloyd Wright with Podvant Garde. Join us as Andrea Guzzetta takes Katrina Davis, Jordan Leigh, and our own Paige Wesley through the history of this crazy old dude. Make sure to check out Podvant Garde and follow them on social media @PodvantGarde</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the third part of our series on Frank Lloyd Wright with Podvant Garde. Join us as Andrea Guzzetta takes Katrina Davis, Jordan Leigh, and our own Paige Wesley through the history of this crazy old dude. Make sure to check out Podvant Garde and follow them on social media @PodvantGarde</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with the third part of our series on Frank Lloyd Wright with Podvant Garde. Join us as Andrea Guzzetta takes Katrina Davis, Jordan Leigh, and our own Paige Wesley through the history of this crazy old dude. Make sure to check out Podvant Garde and follow them on social media @PodvantGarde
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5746</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>247</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Frank Lloyd Wright Pt. 2 - Podvant Garde Crossover</title>
        <itunes:title>Frank Lloyd Wright Pt. 2 - Podvant Garde Crossover</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/frank-lloyd-wright-pt-2-podvant-garde-crossover/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/frank-lloyd-wright-pt-2-podvant-garde-crossover/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 15 Nov 2021 09:22:06 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the second part of our series on Frank Lloyd Wright with Podvant Garde. Join us as Andrea Guzzetta takes Katrina Davis, Jordan Leigh, and our own Paige Wesley through the history of this crazy old dude. Make sure to check out Podvant Garde and follow them on social media @PodvantGarde</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the second part of our series on Frank Lloyd Wright with Podvant Garde. Join us as Andrea Guzzetta takes Katrina Davis, Jordan Leigh, and our own Paige Wesley through the history of this crazy old dude. Make sure to check out Podvant Garde and follow them on social media @PodvantGarde</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with the second part of our series on Frank Lloyd Wright with Podvant Garde. Join us as Andrea Guzzetta takes Katrina Davis, Jordan Leigh, and our own Paige Wesley through the history of this crazy old dude. Make sure to check out Podvant Garde and follow them on social media @PodvantGarde
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5194</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>246</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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    <item>
        <title>Frank Lloyd Wright - Podvant Garde Crossover</title>
        <itunes:title>Frank Lloyd Wright - Podvant Garde Crossover</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/frank-lloyd-wright-podvant-garde-crossover/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/frank-lloyd-wright-podvant-garde-crossover/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 08 Nov 2021 00:49:41 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">cultpodcast.podbean.com/0b880233-d4ea-387f-8e6f-6348b055a4a8</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We've got a special treat for you this week: Andrea's back and she's brought some new friends! Join us as we team up with Podvant Garde (hosted by Andrea Guzzetta, Katrina Davis, and Jordan Leigh) to cover one of the most controversial architects of all time. Did you know buildings could be problematic? Dumb, right? Make sure to check out Podvant Garde and follow them on social media @PodvantGarde</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We've got a special treat for you this week: Andrea's back and she's brought some new friends! Join us as we team up with Podvant Garde (hosted by Andrea Guzzetta, Katrina Davis, and Jordan Leigh) to cover one of the most controversial architects of all time. Did you know buildings could be problematic? Dumb, right? Make sure to check out Podvant Garde and follow them on social media @PodvantGarde</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ng4zq3/FLW_PT_1_mixdown6zpng.mp3" length="160631575" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We've got a special treat for you this week: Andrea's back and she's brought some new friends! Join us as we team up with Podvant Garde (hosted by Andrea Guzzetta, Katrina Davis, and Jordan Leigh) to cover one of the most controversial architects of all time. Did you know buildings could be problematic? Dumb, right? Make sure to check out Podvant Garde and follow them on social media @PodvantGarde
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4015</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>245</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 201 Children of God Pt. 4 - Magic Frozen Pizza</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 201 Children of God Pt. 4 - Magic Frozen Pizza</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-201-children-of-god-pt-4-magic-frozen-pizza/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-201-children-of-god-pt-4-magic-frozen-pizza/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 01 Nov 2021 00:09:13 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week we conclude the story of Ricky Rodriguez and the Children of God. Content Warning for Discussions of Child Abuse, Sexual Abuse, and Suicide. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week we conclude the story of Ricky Rodriguez and the Children of God. Content Warning for Discussions of Child Abuse, Sexual Abuse, and Suicide. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we conclude the story of Ricky Rodriguez and the Children of God. Content Warning for Discussions of Child Abuse, Sexual Abuse, and Suicide. 
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3790</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>244</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 200 Children of God Pt. 3 - Devastating Circumstances</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 200 Children of God Pt. 3 - Devastating Circumstances</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-200-children-of-god-pt-3-devastating-circumstances/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-200-children-of-god-pt-3-devastating-circumstances/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 24 Oct 2021 21:07:53 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">cultpodcast.podbean.com/31a324c1-c920-31f8-8f1d-cdf74faa954e</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This one is Rough Part 2. No, we're not kidding. Content Warning for Discussions of Child Abuse and Sexual Abuse. This week we're covering the widespread accounts of abuse and incest within the Children of God/The Family International. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This one is Rough Part 2. No, we're not kidding. Content Warning for Discussions of Child Abuse and Sexual Abuse. This week we're covering the widespread accounts of abuse and incest within the Children of God/The Family International. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This one is Rough Part 2. No, we're not kidding. Content Warning for Discussions of Child Abuse and Sexual Abuse. This week we're covering the widespread accounts of abuse and incest within the Children of God/The Family International. 
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3985</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>243</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 199 Children of God Pt. 2 - Zaddy Lion Gets Nailed</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 199 Children of God Pt. 2 - Zaddy Lion Gets Nailed</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-199-children-of-god-pt-2-zaddy-lion-gets-nailed/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-199-children-of-god-pt-2-zaddy-lion-gets-nailed/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 17 Oct 2021 23:12:11 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week we dive into the Children of God on the run and the origins of Flirty Fishing!</p>
<p>Content Warning for Discussions of Child Abuse and Sexual Abuse. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week we dive into the Children of God on the run and the origins of Flirty Fishing!</p>
<p>Content Warning for Discussions of Child Abuse and Sexual Abuse. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we dive into the Children of God on the run and the origins of Flirty Fishing!
Content Warning for Discussions of Child Abuse and Sexual Abuse. 
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3775</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>242</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 198 Children of God Pt. 1 - Church Name or Football Team?</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 198 Children of God Pt. 1 - Church Name or Football Team?</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-198-children-of-god-pt-1-church-name-or-football-team/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-198-children-of-god-pt-1-church-name-or-football-team/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 11 Oct 2021 00:16:08 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week we start our multi-part series on the Children of God. Tune in as we talk about David Berg's early days and the Children of God's Hippie Origins.</p>
<p>Content Warning for Discussions of Child Abuse and Sexual Abuse. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week we start our multi-part series on the Children of God. Tune in as we talk about David Berg's early days and the Children of God's Hippie Origins.</p>
<p>Content Warning for Discussions of Child Abuse and Sexual Abuse. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we start our multi-part series on the Children of God. Tune in as we talk about David Berg's early days and the Children of God's Hippie Origins.
Content Warning for Discussions of Child Abuse and Sexual Abuse. 
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4051</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>241</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Ep. 197 Theranos Pt. 2: My King and My Tiger</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 197 Theranos Pt. 2: My King and My Tiger</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-197-theranos-pt-2-my-king-and-my-tiger/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-197-theranos-pt-2-my-king-and-my-tiger/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 04 Oct 2021 00:55:17 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>It's week two of our series on Theranos! It's time to talk about Big Blood and awkward text messages between unlikely lovers!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's week two of our series on Theranos! It's time to talk about Big Blood and awkward text messages between unlikely lovers!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's week two of our series on Theranos! It's time to talk about Big Blood and awkward text messages between unlikely lovers!
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3586</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>240</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Cult Boys: Trivia and Madness with Mikey and Todd</title>
        <itunes:title>Cult Boys: Trivia and Madness with Mikey and Todd</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/cult-boys-trivia-and-madness-with-mikey-and-todd/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/cult-boys-trivia-and-madness-with-mikey-and-todd/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 26 Sep 2021 21:22:45 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Mando is out for a Family Emergency, so we're joined by Mikey and Todd of The Horror Virgin and Romancing the Pod to play some Cult Trivia!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mando is out for a Family Emergency, so we're joined by Mikey and Todd of The Horror Virgin and Romancing the Pod to play some Cult Trivia!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Mando is out for a Family Emergency, so we're joined by Mikey and Todd of The Horror Virgin and Romancing the Pod to play some Cult Trivia!
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2281</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>239</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Ep. 196 Theranos Pt. 1 Running Through Screen Doors</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 196 Theranos Pt. 1 Running Through Screen Doors</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-196-theranos-pt-1-running-through-screen-doors/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-196-theranos-pt-1-running-through-screen-doors/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 19 Sep 2021 22:57:06 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">cultpodcast.podbean.com/25d39e5b-7fbf-3905-8807-dbe7d4a2997a</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>It's week one of our series on Theranos where the Monopoly Games are vicious and the voices are extra deep! Join us as we look at the cult vibes of Tech Companies as a whole and what it takes to be an admittedly brilliant con artist. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's week one of our series on Theranos where the Monopoly Games are vicious and the voices are extra deep! Join us as we look at the cult vibes of Tech Companies as a whole and what it takes to be an admittedly brilliant con artist. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/p6hmtv/Theranos_Pt1a33bl.mp3" length="68216351" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's week one of our series on Theranos where the Monopoly Games are vicious and the voices are extra deep! Join us as we look at the cult vibes of Tech Companies as a whole and what it takes to be an admittedly brilliant con artist. 
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4250</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>238</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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    <item>
        <title>Travel Madness: Go Off the Grid</title>
        <itunes:title>Travel Madness: Go Off the Grid</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/travel-madness-go-off-the-grid/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/travel-madness-go-off-the-grid/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2021 02:43:33 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're taking a week off to recoup from traveling to San Diego and Oregon. We're also enjoying the premiere of Season Two of Last Laugh! Go check it out, burn your ID, and run off into the woods. We love you.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're taking a week off to recoup from traveling to San Diego and Oregon. We're also enjoying the premiere of Season Two of Last Laugh! Go check it out, burn your ID, and run off into the woods. We love you.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/tg5ten/Travel_Madness_Editb4kc4.mp3" length="42524058" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're taking a week off to recoup from traveling to San Diego and Oregon. We're also enjoying the premiere of Season Two of Last Laugh! Go check it out, burn your ID, and run off into the woods. We love you.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2623</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>237</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Ep. 195 Rudolf Steiner Pt. 3: The Circus Unit (ft. Charlotte McGrath)</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 195 Rudolf Steiner Pt. 3: The Circus Unit (ft. Charlotte McGrath)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-195-rudolf-steiner-pt-3-the-circus-unit-ft-charlotte-mcgrath/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-195-rudolf-steiner-pt-3-the-circus-unit-ft-charlotte-mcgrath/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2021 01:17:34 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the thrilling conclusion of our series on Rudolf Steiner. Join Paige as she takes Mando and special guest Charlotte McGrath through the ins and outs of a very special kind of school. One where book smarts don't mean jack and your teacher is FOREVER! Don't forget your big red nose and balloons for gym class.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the thrilling conclusion of our series on Rudolf Steiner. Join Paige as she takes Mando and special guest Charlotte McGrath through the ins and outs of a very special kind of school. One where book smarts don't mean jack and your teacher is FOREVER! Don't forget your big red nose and balloons for gym class.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/z8h9f3/Steiner_Pt_36c1jf.mp3" length="91385658" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with the thrilling conclusion of our series on Rudolf Steiner. Join Paige as she takes Mando and special guest Charlotte McGrath through the ins and outs of a very special kind of school. One where book smarts don't mean jack and your teacher is FOREVER! Don't forget your big red nose and balloons for gym class.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5651</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>236</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Ep. 194 Rudolf Steiner Pt. 2: Animal Hitman (ft. Charlotte McGrath)</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 194 Rudolf Steiner Pt. 2: Animal Hitman (ft. Charlotte McGrath)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-194-rudolf-steiner-pt-2-animal-hitman-ft-charlotte-mcgrath/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-194-rudolf-steiner-pt-2-animal-hitman-ft-charlotte-mcgrath/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2021 01:32:51 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with another installment of our series on Rudolf Steiner and his wild ideas on the scientific method and racism. Yeah, it's one of them ones. Luckily Paige and Mando are joined by the hilarious Charlotte McGrath from Funhaus and What a Show! Tune in to hear some amazing zingers set to Paige losing her MIND!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab. </p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with another installment of our series on Rudolf Steiner and his wild ideas on the scientific method and racism. Yeah, it's one of them ones. Luckily Paige and Mando are joined by the hilarious Charlotte McGrath from Funhaus and What a Show! Tune in to hear some amazing zingers set to Paige losing her MIND!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab. </p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with another installment of our series on Rudolf Steiner and his wild ideas on the scientific method and racism. Yeah, it's one of them ones. Luckily Paige and Mando are joined by the hilarious Charlotte McGrath from Funhaus and What a Show! Tune in to hear some amazing zingers set to Paige losing her MIND!
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab. ]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 193 Rudolf Steiner Pt. 1 - Goethean "Science"</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 193 Rudolf Steiner Pt. 1 - Goethean "Science"</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-193-rudolf-steiner-pt-1-goethean-science/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-193-rudolf-steiner-pt-1-goethean-science/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2021 06:54:43 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're kicking off a series, sort of. Before we can scratch the surface of Rudolf Steiner's nonsense, we have to cover the guy that Steiner idolized, so today we're starting with Goethe and his "Scientific Method" and "Color Theory." Will Paige's brain survive this series, only time will tell. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab. </p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're kicking off a series, sort of. Before we can scratch the surface of Rudolf Steiner's nonsense, we have to cover the guy that Steiner idolized, so today we're starting with Goethe and his "Scientific Method" and "Color Theory." Will Paige's brain survive this series, only time will tell. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab. </p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're kicking off a series, sort of. Before we can scratch the surface of Rudolf Steiner's nonsense, we have to cover the guy that Steiner idolized, so today we're starting with Goethe and his "Scientific Method" and "Color Theory." Will Paige's brain survive this series, only time will tell. 
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab. ]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 192 - Diego Sanchez and Joshua Fabia - I Call Bullshido</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 192 - Diego Sanchez and Joshua Fabia - I Call Bullshido</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-192-diego-sanchez-and-joshua-fabia-i-call-bullshido/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-192-diego-sanchez-and-joshua-fabia-i-call-bullshido/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2021 00:19:28 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week Mando takes us on a deep dive into the world of UFC, where we cover a Quaker who kicks ass, a guy who sort of loves asparagus, and the worst coach of all time. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab. </p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week Mando takes us on a deep dive into the world of UFC, where we cover a Quaker who kicks ass, a guy who sort of loves asparagus, and the worst coach of all time. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab. </p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week Mando takes us on a deep dive into the world of UFC, where we cover a Quaker who kicks ass, a guy who sort of loves asparagus, and the worst coach of all time. 
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab. ]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4513</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>233</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Cults, Crashes &amp; Conspiracies: RTX at Home Panel</title>
        <itunes:title>Cults, Crashes &amp; Conspiracies: RTX at Home Panel</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/cults-crashes-conspiracies-rtx-at-home-panel/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/cults-crashes-conspiracies-rtx-at-home-panel/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2021 11:41:57 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week we wanted to share the panel we hosted at RTX! We're joined by Black Box Down, Red Web, and iilluminaughtii to talk all things true crime. If you're interested in checking out any of these shows head over to Rooster Teeth or download the Rooster Teeth app!</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week we wanted to share the panel we hosted at RTX! We're joined by Black Box Down, Red Web, and iilluminaughtii to talk all things true crime. If you're interested in checking out any of these shows head over to Rooster Teeth or download the Rooster Teeth app!</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we wanted to share the panel we hosted at RTX! We're joined by Black Box Down, Red Web, and iilluminaughtii to talk all things true crime. If you're interested in checking out any of these shows head over to Rooster Teeth or download the Rooster Teeth app!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 191: Symbionese Liberation Army Pt. 4: BONE LAW</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 191: Symbionese Liberation Army Pt. 4: BONE LAW</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-191-symbionese-liberation-army-pt-4-bone-law/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-191-symbionese-liberation-army-pt-4-bone-law/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2021 05:58:13 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the final installment of our series on the SLA and Patty Hearst. Join us as Paige takes Mando and special guest Bobby from Science Faction through the wild ending to this story. It's got bullets, breakups, and unbelievable BS. Plus we give a full lecture in Bone Law. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab. </p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the final installment of our series on the SLA and Patty Hearst. Join us as Paige takes Mando and special guest Bobby from Science Faction through the wild ending to this story. It's got bullets, breakups, and unbelievable BS. Plus we give a full lecture in Bone Law. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab. </p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with the final installment of our series on the SLA and Patty Hearst. Join us as Paige takes Mando and special guest Bobby from Science Faction through the wild ending to this story. It's got bullets, breakups, and unbelievable BS. Plus we give a full lecture in Bone Law. 
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab. ]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 190: Symbionese Liberation Army Pt. 3: Theater Kids with Guns</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 190: Symbionese Liberation Army Pt. 3: Theater Kids with Guns</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-190-symbionese-liberation-army-pt-3-theater-kids-with-guns/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-190-symbionese-liberation-army-pt-3-theater-kids-with-guns/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2021 03:15:52 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the third episode in our series on Donald Defreeze and the SLA! Join us as Paige takes Mando and special guest Bobby from Science Faction through the most gunshot-filled episode in our story. At least SO FAR.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the third episode in our series on Donald Defreeze and the SLA! Join us as Paige takes Mando and special guest Bobby from Science Faction through the most gunshot-filled episode in our story. At least SO FAR.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with the third episode in our series on Donald Defreeze and the SLA! Join us as Paige takes Mando and special guest Bobby from Science Faction through the most gunshot-filled episode in our story. At least SO FAR.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4859</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>230</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 189: Symbionese Liberation Army: Sigourney Was My Teenage Pull</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 189: Symbionese Liberation Army: Sigourney Was My Teenage Pull</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-189-symbionese-liberation-army-sigourney-was-my-teenage-pull/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-189-symbionese-liberation-army-sigourney-was-my-teenage-pull/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2021 12:15:24 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with a very wild, and extremely horny, episode! Join us as Paige takes Mando, and special guest Bobby from Science Faction, through the founding and start of the SLA. Things are ramping up and it just gets wilder from here on out.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with a very wild, and extremely horny, episode! Join us as Paige takes Mando, and special guest Bobby from Science Faction, through the founding and start of the SLA. Things are ramping up and it just gets wilder from here on out.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with a very wild, and extremely horny, episode! Join us as Paige takes Mando, and special guest Bobby from Science Faction, through the founding and start of the SLA. Things are ramping up and it just gets wilder from here on out.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 188 Symbionese Liberation Army: Pocket Bomb!</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 188 Symbionese Liberation Army: Pocket Bomb!</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-188-symbionese-liberation-army-pocket-bomb/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-188-symbionese-liberation-army-pocket-bomb/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2021 01:15:35 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back, baybee! Hope you're ready for the first part of one of the craziest stories EVER! Join us as Paige takes Mando and special guest Bobby from Science Faction through the origins of Donald Dafreeze who would go on to start the SLA and win the award for "Worst Husband Ever".</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back, baybee! Hope you're ready for the first part of one of the craziest stories EVER! Join us as Paige takes Mando and special guest Bobby from Science Faction through the origins of Donald Dafreeze who would go on to start the SLA and win the award for "Worst Husband Ever".</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back, baybee! Hope you're ready for the first part of one of the craziest stories EVER! Join us as Paige takes Mando and special guest Bobby from Science Faction through the origins of Donald Dafreeze who would go on to start the SLA and win the award for "Worst Husband Ever".
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3855</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Texas Madness: Paige is a Bread Sorceress</title>
        <itunes:title>Texas Madness: Paige is a Bread Sorceress</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/texas-madness-paige-is-a-bread-sorceress/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/texas-madness-paige-is-a-bread-sorceress/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2021 10:10:11 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">cultpodcast.podbean.com/b0d06447-3927-3cf3-98d7-3d1f9bba2b05</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're taking a week off to recover from an excruciating schedule. But don't worry, we've got a full episode of riffs, goofs, and a few fan Q&A's. Join Paige and Mando for an absolutely wild time and then get hyped for the upcoming series that starts next week!</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're taking a week off to recover from an excruciating schedule. But don't worry, we've got a full episode of riffs, goofs, and a few fan Q&A's. Join Paige and Mando for an absolutely wild time and then get hyped for the upcoming series that starts next week!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ypagau/MP3_EDIT_Texas_Madness9x5md.mp3" length="77788818" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're taking a week off to recover from an excruciating schedule. But don't worry, we've got a full episode of riffs, goofs, and a few fan Q&A's. Join Paige and Mando for an absolutely wild time and then get hyped for the upcoming series that starts next week!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4718</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Ep. 187 Love Has Won: Let's Get Sheep Faced (ft. Barbara Dunkelman)</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 187 Love Has Won: Let's Get Sheep Faced (ft. Barbara Dunkelman)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-187-love-has-won-lets-get-sheep-faced-ft-barbara-dunkelman/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-187-love-has-won-lets-get-sheep-faced-ft-barbara-dunkelman/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2021 23:42:46 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Yes, we received your hundreds of emails/tweets/DM's and we're finally here to talk about Love Has Won aka The Most Ambitious McDonalds Manager EVER. This episode has everything, Mummies, God Daddies, and only the most organic drugs and alcohol. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, we received your hundreds of emails/tweets/DM's and we're finally here to talk about<em> Love Has Won</em> aka The Most Ambitious McDonalds Manager EVER. This episode has everything, Mummies, God Daddies, and only the most organic drugs and alcohol. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yes, we received your hundreds of emails/tweets/DM's and we're finally here to talk about Love Has Won aka The Most Ambitious McDonalds Manager EVER. This episode has everything, Mummies, God Daddies, and only the most organic drugs and alcohol. 
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 186 Fiat Lux Pt. 2: My Little Phony (ft. Mikey from Horror Virgin)</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 186 Fiat Lux Pt. 2: My Little Phony (ft. Mikey from Horror Virgin)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-1856-fiat-lux-pt-2-my-little-phony-ft-mikey-from-horror-virgin/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-1856-fiat-lux-pt-2-my-little-phony-ft-mikey-from-horror-virgin/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jun 2021 00:46:36 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the final episode of our two parter on Fiat Lux and their fabulously wacky leader Uriella. Join us as Mando takes Paige and special guest Mikey from Horror Virgin through the group's weird saga of "medicine". And buckle up, this one gets real wild real fast.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the final episode of our two parter on Fiat Lux and their fabulously wacky leader Uriella. Join us as Mando takes Paige and special guest Mikey from Horror Virgin through the group's weird saga of "medicine". And buckle up, this one gets real wild real fast.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with the final episode of our two parter on Fiat Lux and their fabulously wacky leader Uriella. Join us as Mando takes Paige and special guest Mikey from Horror Virgin through the group's weird saga of "medicine". And buckle up, this one gets real wild real fast.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4214</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Ep. 185 Fiat Lux: Harold Christ (ft. Mikey from Horror Virgin)</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 185 Fiat Lux: Harold Christ (ft. Mikey from Horror Virgin)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-185-fiat-lux-harold-christ-ft-mikey-from-horror-virgin/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-185-fiat-lux-harold-christ-ft-mikey-from-horror-virgin/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2021 01:01:39 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week and we're joined by special guest Michael Randolph from Horror Virgin! Join us as Mando takes Paige and Mikey through the bumpy ride that is Erika Gessler's life. You know what though? Through ups and downs she can always count on her man Harry. Good guy.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week and we're joined by special guest Michael Randolph from Horror Virgin! Join us as Mando takes Paige and Mikey through the bumpy ride that is Erika Gessler's life. You know what though? Through ups and downs she can always count on her man Harry. Good guy.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back this week and we're joined by special guest Michael Randolph from Horror Virgin! Join us as Mando takes Paige and Mikey through the bumpy ride that is Erika Gessler's life. You know what though? Through ups and downs she can always count on her man Harry. Good guy.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4214</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>224</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 184 Deprogramming Pt. 3: Comedy for Food Handlers (ft. Blaine Gibson)</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 184 Deprogramming Pt. 3: Comedy for Food Handlers (ft. Blaine Gibson)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-184-deprogramming-pt-3-comedy-for-food-handlers-ft-blaine-gibson/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-184-deprogramming-pt-3-comedy-for-food-handlers-ft-blaine-gibson/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2021 00:01:00 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We’re back this week with Ted Patrick's greatest deprogramming hits! Join us as Paige takes Mando and special guest Blaine Gibson through her final episode on Cult Deprogramming. Watch out, once you get your ServSafe certification, there ain't no turning back.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We’re back this week with Ted Patrick's greatest deprogramming hits! Join us as Paige takes Mando and special guest Blaine Gibson through her final episode on Cult Deprogramming. Watch out, once you get your ServSafe certification, there ain't no turning back.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re back this week with Ted Patrick's greatest deprogramming hits! Join us as Paige takes Mando and special guest Blaine Gibson through her final episode on Cult Deprogramming. Watch out, once you get your ServSafe certification, there ain't no turning back.
 
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4637</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Ep. 183 Deprogramming Pt. 2: Danny Karate (ft. Blaine Gibson)</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 183 Deprogramming Pt. 2: Danny Karate (ft. Blaine Gibson)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-183-deprogramming-pt-2-danny-karate-ft-blaine-gibson/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-183-deprogramming-pt-2-danny-karate-ft-blaine-gibson/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2021 23:00:44 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We’re back with another installment in Paige’s series on Cult Deprogramming! Join as she takes Mando and special guest Blern Gerbsen through one of the most action packed stories we’ve covered lately. See you in the dojo, this one gets crazy.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We’re back with another installment in Paige’s series on Cult Deprogramming! Join as she takes Mando and special guest Blern Gerbsen through one of the most action packed stories we’ve covered lately. See you in the dojo, this one gets crazy.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re back with another installment in Paige’s series on Cult Deprogramming! Join as she takes Mando and special guest Blern Gerbsen through one of the most action packed stories we’ve covered lately. See you in the dojo, this one gets crazy.
 
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 182 Deprogramming: The Daddy Grace Cinematic Universe (ft. Blaine Gibson)</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 182 Deprogramming: The Daddy Grace Cinematic Universe (ft. Blaine Gibson)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-182-deprogramming-the-daddy-grace-cinematic-universe-ft-blaine-gibson/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-182-deprogramming-the-daddy-grace-cinematic-universe-ft-blaine-gibson/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 09 May 2021 23:36:50 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with another crazy ass story! Join us as Paige takes Mando and special guest Blaine Gibson through the history of cult deprogramming! It's a wild ride and we hope you're ready to learn all about Black Lightning and the DGCU. Coming soon to a movie theater near you.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with another crazy ass story! Join us as Paige takes Mando and special guest Blaine Gibson through the history of cult deprogramming! It's a wild ride and we hope you're ready to learn all about Black Lightning and the DGCU. Coming soon to a movie theater near you.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with another crazy ass story! Join us as Paige takes Mando and special guest Blaine Gibson through the history of cult deprogramming! It's a wild ride and we hope you're ready to learn all about Black Lightning and the DGCU. Coming soon to a movie theater near you.
 
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3922</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>221</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 181 The Aetherius Society: The Caucacity (ft. Kristal Adams)</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 181 The Aetherius Society: The Caucacity (ft. Kristal Adams)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-181-the-aetherius-society-the-caucacity-ft-kristal-adams/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-181-the-aetherius-society-the-caucacity-ft-kristal-adams/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 02 May 2021 23:31:05 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Have you ever wondered what a ton of yoga and driving could do for you? Neither have we. It's a weird question. But join us as Paige takes Mando and special guest Kristal Adams through the story of a man who did ask himself this very weird question. If you want more Kristal in your life check out her and Paige's podcast "Black Card Rehab" and consider donating to Mutiny Magazine's Kickstarter.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Have you ever wondered what a ton of yoga and driving could do for you? Neither have we. It's a weird question. But join us as Paige takes Mando and special guest Kristal Adams through the story of a man who did ask himself this very weird question. If you want more Kristal in your life check out her and Paige's podcast "Black Card Rehab" and consider donating to Mutiny Magazine's Kickstarter.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/59y5v7/Personal_Maracas7iub3.mp3" length="179310877" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Have you ever wondered what a ton of yoga and driving could do for you? Neither have we. It's a weird question. But join us as Paige takes Mando and special guest Kristal Adams through the story of a man who did ask himself this very weird question. If you want more Kristal in your life check out her and Paige's podcast "Black Card Rehab" and consider donating to Mutiny Magazine's Kickstarter.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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                <itunes:episode>220</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 180 Carlos Castaneda Pt. 2: Dad Went Out for Infinity Cigarettes</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 180 Carlos Castaneda Pt. 2: Dad Went Out for Infinity Cigarettes</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-180-carlos-castaneda-pt-2-dad-went-out-for-infinity-cigarettes/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-180-carlos-castaneda-pt-2-dad-went-out-for-infinity-cigarettes/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2021 05:32:48 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back for the final episode in our short series on Carlos Castaneda and the practice of Tensegrity. And boy oh boy if you thought last week was crazy you ain't seen nothing yet. Join us as Mando takes Paige and special guest Todd from Horror Virgin/Romancing the Pod through the hilarious and VERY shockingly dark end to our story. Stay tuned to the very end for a special guest appearance.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back for the final episode in our short series on Carlos Castaneda and the practice of Tensegrity. And boy oh boy if you thought last week was crazy you ain't seen nothing yet. Join us as Mando takes Paige and special guest Todd from Horror Virgin/Romancing the Pod through the hilarious and VERY shockingly dark end to our story. Stay tuned to the very end for a special guest appearance.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back for the final episode in our short series on Carlos Castaneda and the practice of Tensegrity. And boy oh boy if you thought last week was crazy you ain't seen nothing yet. Join us as Mando takes Paige and special guest Todd from Horror Virgin/Romancing the Pod through the hilarious and VERY shockingly dark end to our story. Stay tuned to the very end for a special guest appearance.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 179 Carlos Castaneda: Mama Mia, Sharks are Stupid!</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 179 Carlos Castaneda: Mama Mia, Sharks are Stupid!</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-179-carlos-castaneda-mama-mia-sharks-are-stupid/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-179-carlos-castaneda-mama-mia-sharks-are-stupid/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2021 04:34:44 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week with one of the CRAZIEST stories we've ever covered on the podcast. Join us as Mando takes Paige and our special guest, Todd from Horror Virgin, through the life and education of Carlos Castaneda. His story is one filled with tons of twists and turns and during this two part series you'll be learning the full thing. Strap in. You're not even close to ready.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week with one of the CRAZIEST stories we've ever covered on the podcast. Join us as Mando takes Paige and our special guest, Todd from Horror Virgin, through the life and education of Carlos Castaneda. His story is one filled with tons of twists and turns and during this two part series you'll be learning the full thing. Strap in. You're not even close to ready.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back this week with one of the CRAZIEST stories we've ever covered on the podcast. Join us as Mando takes Paige and our special guest, Todd from Horror Virgin, through the life and education of Carlos Castaneda. His story is one filled with tons of twists and turns and during this two part series you'll be learning the full thing. Strap in. You're not even close to ready.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
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        <title>Web Crawlers Crossover: Valentina De Andrade</title>
        <itunes:title>Web Crawlers Crossover: Valentina De Andrade</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/web-crawlers-crossover-valentina-de-andrade/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/web-crawlers-crossover-valentina-de-andrade/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 12 Apr 2021 00:43:32 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week with a special treat! We're joining forces with the internet sleuths over at Web Crawlers to bring you the story of Valentina De Andrade and her cult of boy-hating weirdos. It doesn't take long for this one to get real wild. You're gonna love it!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week with a special treat! We're joining forces with the internet sleuths over at Web Crawlers to bring you the story of Valentina De Andrade and her cult of boy-hating weirdos. It doesn't take long for this one to get real wild. You're gonna love it!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back this week with a special treat! We're joining forces with the internet sleuths over at Web Crawlers to bring you the story of Valentina De Andrade and her cult of boy-hating weirdos. It doesn't take long for this one to get real wild. You're gonna love it!
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3588</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>217</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 178 Brad Tyler: Eat a Donut &amp; Hate a Woman (ft. Todd from Horror Virgin)</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 178 Brad Tyler: Eat a Donut &amp; Hate a Woman (ft. Todd from Horror Virgin)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-178-brad-tyler-eat-a-donut-hate-a-woman-ft-todd-from-horror-virgin/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-178-brad-tyler-eat-a-donut-hate-a-woman-ft-todd-from-horror-virgin/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 05 Apr 2021 06:52:02 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We've got a very special episode for you this week as we're joined by one of the hosts of our sister show, Horror Virgin! Join us as Paige takes Mando and Todd Schlosser through the rise of a very small often overlooked cult leader named Brad Tyler. This one gets real weird, real fast. But that's always the case when we talk about real s***.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We've got a very special episode for you this week as we're joined by one of the hosts of our sister show, Horror Virgin! Join us as Paige takes Mando and Todd Schlosser through the rise of a very small often overlooked cult leader named Brad Tyler. This one gets real weird, real fast. But that's always the case when we talk about real s***.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We've got a very special episode for you this week as we're joined by one of the hosts of our sister show, Horror Virgin! Join us as Paige takes Mando and Todd Schlosser through the rise of a very small often overlooked cult leader named Brad Tyler. This one gets real weird, real fast. But that's always the case when we talk about real s***.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3963</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>216</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 177 The DayLife Army Pt. 3: Loads of Cupholders</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 177 The DayLife Army Pt. 3: Loads of Cupholders</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-177-the-daylife-army-pt-3-loads-of-cupholders/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-177-the-daylife-army-pt-3-loads-of-cupholders/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2021 01:56:27 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Hey, everyone. We're here this week with a bit of an odd episode. It's good, don't get me wrong. It's funny, informative, and full of goofs. But we also address a big change happening on the show. For more information feel free to check out our social media accounts. In the meantime, join Mando as he takes Paige through the end of our series on Tumple/The DayLife Army.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, everyone. We're here this week with a bit of an odd episode. It's good, don't get me wrong. It's funny, informative, and full of goofs. But we also address a big change happening on the show. For more information feel free to check out our social media accounts. In the meantime, join Mando as he takes Paige through the end of our series on Tumple/The DayLife Army.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/hj4c9s/dl3.mp3" length="188085930" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hey, everyone. We're here this week with a bit of an odd episode. It's good, don't get me wrong. It's funny, informative, and full of goofs. But we also address a big change happening on the show. For more information feel free to check out our social media accounts. In the meantime, join Mando as he takes Paige through the end of our series on Tumple/The DayLife Army.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4702</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>215</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Ep. 176 DayLife Army Pt 2: Detergunt</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 176 DayLife Army Pt 2: Detergunt</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-175-daylife-army-pt-2-detergunt/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-175-daylife-army-pt-2-detergunt/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2021 05:02:42 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with part two of our series on The DayLife Army and it's two very weird leaders, Wiz-El and KoA. Join us as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the groups "Standurds" and the context for why this group was getting so much attention online. It'll bring you back to 2013. Simpler times.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with part two of our series on The DayLife Army and it's two very weird leaders, Wiz-El and KoA. Join us as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the groups "Standurds" and the context for why this group was getting so much attention online. It'll bring you back to 2013. Simpler times.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/663bka/daylife_pt274mrj.mp3" length="189647007" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with part two of our series on The DayLife Army and it's two very weird leaders, Wiz-El and KoA. Join us as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the groups "Standurds" and the context for why this group was getting so much attention online. It'll bring you back to 2013. Simpler times.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4741</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>214</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 175 DayLife Army: Mando Ruins Gumby</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 175 DayLife Army: Mando Ruins Gumby</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-175-daylife-army-mando-ruins-gumby/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-175-daylife-army-mando-ruins-gumby/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2021 05:18:12 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week with another buckwild Mando episode. Strap in, and maybe on, as he takes Paige and Andrea through the origins of The DayLife Army. This is one of the strangest and most modern cults we've ever covered and you're in for a wild ride.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week with another buckwild Mando episode. Strap in, and maybe on, as he takes Paige and Andrea through the origins of The DayLife Army. This is one of the strangest and most modern cults we've ever covered and you're in for a wild ride.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/nuvye4/daylife.mp3" length="183896934" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back this week with another buckwild Mando episode. Strap in, and maybe on, as he takes Paige and Andrea through the origins of The DayLife Army. This is one of the strangest and most modern cults we've ever covered and you're in for a wild ride.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4597</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Ep. 174 Strong City: Meat World</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 174 Strong City: Meat World</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-174-strong-city-meat-world/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-174-strong-city-meat-world/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2021 06:28:59 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with another great episode this week! Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the story of Strong Town, a weirdo cult led by a trailer park boy who done thought he was Jesus. Aw, shucks, is he gonna be mad when he found out he was wrong.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with another great episode this week! Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the story of Strong Town, a weirdo cult led by a trailer park boy who done thought he was Jesus. Aw, shucks, is he gonna be mad when he found out he was wrong.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ax8syy/strong_city9slnm.mp3" length="197404330" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with another great episode this week! Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the story of Strong Town, a weirdo cult led by a trailer park boy who done thought he was Jesus. Aw, shucks, is he gonna be mad when he found out he was wrong.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4935</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>212</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 173 The Mandela Effect: Thot Experiment</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 173 The Mandela Effect: Thot Experiment</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-173-the-mandela-effect-thot-experiment/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-173-the-mandela-effect-thot-experiment/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2021 00:01:00 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back from another alternate timeline where we were the supreme overlords of Earth. Honestly, it's kind of a bummer to be back as simple humans with no power at all. Oh, well. Join as as Man-dew takes Paige and Andrea through the beliefs of some conspiracy theorists and the basics of quantum mechanics! Trust us, it's way more fun than it sounds.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back from another alternate timeline where we were the supreme overlords of Earth. Honestly, it's kind of a bummer to be back as simple humans with no power at all. Oh, well. Join as as Man-dew takes Paige and Andrea through the beliefs of some conspiracy theorists and the basics of quantum mechanics! Trust us, it's way more fun than it sounds.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/idv7nq/mandela_effect636i9.mp3" length="216237571" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back from another alternate timeline where we were the supreme overlords of Earth. Honestly, it's kind of a bummer to be back as simple humans with no power at all. Oh, well. Join as as Man-dew takes Paige and Andrea through the beliefs of some conspiracy theorists and the basics of quantum mechanics! Trust us, it's way more fun than it sounds.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5405</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>211</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 172 Huna: Onde the D?</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 172 Huna: Onde the D?</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-172-huna-onde-the-d/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-172-huna-onde-the-d/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2021 05:50:09 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week with one heck of a palette cleanser! Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through some very real Hawaiian history followed by some incredibly offensive and incorrect history. Get ready to learn about the religion specifically tailored to divorced step-dads.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week with one heck of a palette cleanser! Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through some very real Hawaiian history followed by some incredibly offensive and incorrect history. Get ready to learn about the religion specifically tailored to divorced step-dads.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/fvvb5q/Huna_Final_Edit6h1b1.mp3" length="223571710" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back this week with one heck of a palette cleanser! Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through some very real Hawaiian history followed by some incredibly offensive and incorrect history. Get ready to learn about the religion specifically tailored to divorced step-dads.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5589</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>210</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Ep. 171 Satanic Panic Pt. 5: The Kitty Toy</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 171 Satanic Panic Pt. 5: The Kitty Toy</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-171-satanic-panic-pt-5-the-kitty-toy/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-171-satanic-panic-pt-5-the-kitty-toy/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2021 04:28:30 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the final installment in our series on The Satanic Panic. Blaine Gibson couldn't join us for the full episode due to the great Austin Winter Storm of 2021 but he still manages to drop by for a quick cameo. However, you can still join Paige as she takes Mando and Andrea through the final leg in the Panic's history.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the final installment in our series on The Satanic Panic. Blaine Gibson couldn't join us for the full episode due to the great Austin Winter Storm of 2021 but he still manages to drop by for a quick cameo. However, you can still join Paige as she takes Mando and Andrea through the final leg in the Panic's history.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with the final installment in our series on The Satanic Panic. Blaine Gibson couldn't join us for the full episode due to the great Austin Winter Storm of 2021 but he still manages to drop by for a quick cameo. However, you can still join Paige as she takes Mando and Andrea through the final leg in the Panic's history.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 170 Satanic Panic Pt. 4: Tropical Medicine</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 170 Satanic Panic Pt. 4: Tropical Medicine</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-170-satanic-panic-pt-4-tropical-medicine/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-170-satanic-panic-pt-4-tropical-medicine/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2021 06:10:35 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with another installment in our series on The Satanic Panic! Join us as Paige takes Mando, Andrea, and special guest Blaine Gibson through the dark and confusing history of "repressed memories". Learn all about how Canada has screwed the rest of us over!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with another installment in our series on The Satanic Panic! Join us as Paige takes Mando, Andrea, and special guest Blaine Gibson through the dark and confusing history of "repressed memories". Learn all about how Canada has screwed the rest of us over!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with another installment in our series on The Satanic Panic! Join us as Paige takes Mando, Andrea, and special guest Blaine Gibson through the dark and confusing history of "repressed memories". Learn all about how Canada has screwed the rest of us over!
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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                <itunes:episode>208</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 169 Satanic Panic Pt. 3: Mind Your P's &amp; Q's</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 169 Satanic Panic Pt. 3: Mind Your P's &amp; Q's</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-169-satanic-panic-pt-3-mind-your-ps-qs/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-169-satanic-panic-pt-3-mind-your-ps-qs/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2021 12:19:13 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with another installment in our series on The Satanic Panic! Join us as Paige takes Mando, Andrea, and special guest Blaine Gibson through that era where music was filled with reversed satanic messages. Or was it? Somebody should definitely be asking these questions.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with another installment in our series on The Satanic Panic! Join us as Paige takes Mando, Andrea, and special guest Blaine Gibson through that era where music was filled with reversed satanic messages. Or was it? Somebody should definitely be asking these questions.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with another installment in our series on The Satanic Panic! Join us as Paige takes Mando, Andrea, and special guest Blaine Gibson through that era where music was filled with reversed satanic messages. Or was it? Somebody should definitely be asking these questions.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5432</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>207</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 168 Satanic Panic Pt. 2: Build-A-Berg Workshop (Ft. Blaine Gibson)</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 168 Satanic Panic Pt. 2: Build-A-Berg Workshop (Ft. Blaine Gibson)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-168-satanic-panic-pt-2-build-a-berg-workshop-ft-blaine-gibson/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-168-satanic-panic-pt-2-build-a-berg-workshop-ft-blaine-gibson/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2021 03:26:17 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week continuing our series on the Satanic Panic with special guest Blaine Gibson! Join us as Paige takes Mando, Andrea, and Blaine through some more recent history of the topic. Back then it was more of a Satanic Anxiety that was quickly growing! But stuff. Gets. Real.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week continuing our series on the Satanic Panic with special guest Blaine Gibson! Join us as Paige takes Mando, Andrea, and Blaine through some more recent history of the topic. Back then it was more of a Satanic Anxiety that was quickly growing! But stuff. Gets. Real.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back this week continuing our series on the Satanic Panic with special guest Blaine Gibson! Join us as Paige takes Mando, Andrea, and Blaine through some more recent history of the topic. Back then it was more of a Satanic Anxiety that was quickly growing! But stuff. Gets. Real.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5092</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>206</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 167 Satanic Panic: Swans Get Cancelled (Ft. Blaine Gibson)</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 167 Satanic Panic: Swans Get Cancelled (Ft. Blaine Gibson)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-167-satanic-panic-swans-get-cancelled-ft-blaine-gibson/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-167-satanic-panic-swans-get-cancelled-ft-blaine-gibson/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2021 03:43:48 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with our first non-Trump episode in AWHILE! We're so stoked to be joined by Rooster Teeth's Blaine Gibson to cover the story of America's second witch-hunt, the Satanic Panic! Join us as Paige takes Mando, Andrea, and our resident hell-expert through the beginnings of Satan's life. Kinda.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with our first non-Trump episode in AWHILE! We're so stoked to be joined by Rooster Teeth's Blaine Gibson to cover the story of America's second witch-hunt, the Satanic Panic! Join us as Paige takes Mando, Andrea, and our resident hell-expert through the beginnings of Satan's life. Kinda.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/da3ey9/satanic_panic_part_one6d8je.mp3" length="139489816" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with our first non-Trump episode in AWHILE! We're so stoked to be joined by Rooster Teeth's Blaine Gibson to cover the story of America's second witch-hunt, the Satanic Panic! Join us as Paige takes Mando, Andrea, and our resident hell-expert through the beginnings of Satan's life. Kinda.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3487</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>205</itunes:episode>
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    <item>
        <title>Capitol Madness: Villain Slow Clap Rhythm</title>
        <itunes:title>Capitol Madness: Villain Slow Clap Rhythm</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/capitol-madness-villain-slow-clap-rhythm/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/capitol-madness-villain-slow-clap-rhythm/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2021 03:12:17 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're choosing to put a pin in our series on Donald Trump while the dust settles. However we wanted to take some time to talk about everything that's been going on the last few weeks. We'll be back next week starting a brand new series on a topic you're gonna love to learn about!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Discord server! Feel free to join in the fun by visiting us at <a href='https://discord.gg/swZqzwPHYk'>https://discord.gg/swZqzwPHYk</a> and we'll see ya there!</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're choosing to put a pin in our series on Donald Trump while the dust settles. However we wanted to take some time to talk about everything that's been going on the last few weeks. We'll be back next week starting a brand new series on a topic you're gonna love to learn about!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Discord server! Feel free to join in the fun by visiting us at <a href='https://discord.gg/swZqzwPHYk'>https://discord.gg/swZqzwPHYk</a> and we'll see ya there!</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're choosing to put a pin in our series on Donald Trump while the dust settles. However we wanted to take some time to talk about everything that's been going on the last few weeks. We'll be back next week starting a brand new series on a topic you're gonna love to learn about!
Also, we have a Discord server! Feel free to join in the fun by visiting us at https://discord.gg/swZqzwPHYk and we'll see ya there!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3734</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>204</itunes:episode>
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    <item>
        <title>The Speculation Zone: Insane Clown Posse</title>
        <itunes:title>The Speculation Zone: Insane Clown Posse</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/the-speculation-zone-insane-clown-posse/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/the-speculation-zone-insane-clown-posse/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2021 02:05:28 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>If you're a member of the Facebook group or follow any of us on social media you're probably aware that it has been a difficult few weeks for all three of us. We're taking a week to regroup but we will be back next week with the final installment in our current series and a brand new series after that. In the meantime, enjoy one of our favorite Speculation Zone episodes! Whoop whoop!</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you're a member of the Facebook group or follow any of us on social media you're probably aware that it has been a difficult few weeks for all three of us. We're taking a week to regroup but we will be back next week with the final installment in our current series and a brand new series after that. In the meantime, enjoy one of our favorite Speculation Zone episodes! Whoop whoop!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/q98z57/juggalos.mp3" length="183660768" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[If you're a member of the Facebook group or follow any of us on social media you're probably aware that it has been a difficult few weeks for all three of us. We're taking a week to regroup but we will be back next week with the final installment in our current series and a brand new series after that. In the meantime, enjoy one of our favorite Speculation Zone episodes! Whoop whoop!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4591</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Ep. 166 Donald Trump Pt. 5: Thar She Blows</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 166 Donald Trump Pt. 5: Thar She Blows</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-166-donald-trump-pt-5-thar-she-blows/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-166-donald-trump-pt-5-thar-she-blows/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2020 05:05:28 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the penultimate episode in our series on Donald Trump. Tune in to hear Mando tell Paige and Andrea the story of the world's first Trump supporter and all of the craziness that led to Donald becoming president. But do it quietly. Ross Perot might be eavesdropping still.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the penultimate episode in our series on Donald Trump. Tune in to hear Mando tell Paige and Andrea the story of the world's first Trump supporter and all of the craziness that led to Donald becoming president. But do it quietly. Ross Perot might be eavesdropping still.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/8ifjbg/trummp_pt_5_finalb0kk4.mp3" length="200481554" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with the penultimate episode in our series on Donald Trump. Tune in to hear Mando tell Paige and Andrea the story of the world's first Trump supporter and all of the craziness that led to Donald becoming president. But do it quietly. Ross Perot might be eavesdropping still.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5012</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>202</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 165 Donald Trump Pt. 4: The NFL at Home</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 165 Donald Trump Pt. 4: The NFL at Home</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-165-donald-trump-pt-4-the-nfl-at-home/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-165-donald-trump-pt-4-the-nfl-at-home/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2020 03:04:31 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">cultpodcast.podbean.com/9ba09ad4-ac38-3534-99a6-b0fde92141a9</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with another installment in our series on Donald Trump and the MAGA Cult. Join us this week as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the many failures in the president's professional life before he decided that he NEEDED to be in the Oval Office. This one is a wild ride.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with another installment in our series on Donald Trump and the MAGA Cult. Join us this week as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the many failures in the president's professional life before he decided that he NEEDED to be in the Oval Office. This one is a wild ride.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/jtw8wy/trump_4_edit9pzkh.mp3" length="170598518" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with another installment in our series on Donald Trump and the MAGA Cult. Join us this week as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the many failures in the president's professional life before he decided that he NEEDED to be in the Oval Office. This one is a wild ride.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4264</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Cult News &amp; Paula White: The Blessed Chain</title>
        <itunes:title>Cult News &amp; Paula White: The Blessed Chain</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/cult-news-paula-white-the-blessed-chain/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/cult-news-paula-white-the-blessed-chain/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2020 01:44:21 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>In order to prepare for another lockdown Paige, Mando, and Andrea needed to take a breather. Join us this week as we cover cult news and the story of our president's "spiritual advisor" Paula White. Yep. It gets wild FAST.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In order to prepare for another lockdown Paige, Mando, and Andrea needed to take a breather. Join us this week as we cover cult news and the story of our president's "spiritual advisor" Paula White. Yep. It gets wild FAST.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/3u8kmd/paulawhite.mp3" length="170647628" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[In order to prepare for another lockdown Paige, Mando, and Andrea needed to take a breather. Join us this week as we cover cult news and the story of our president's "spiritual advisor" Paula White. Yep. It gets wild FAST.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4266</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>200</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Interview with Jordan Coburn: Every 15 Minutes</title>
        <itunes:title>Interview with Jordan Coburn: Every 15 Minutes</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/interview-with-jordan-coburn-every-15-minutes/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/interview-with-jordan-coburn-every-15-minutes/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2020 23:24:00 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're taking a break this week to unbuckle our belts and pretend to lag out of family Zoom calls. However, it doesn't mean we're letting Trump off the hook. Joining us this week is Jordan Coburn, host of "I Disagree" and "Mueller, She Wrote". We sit down and talk all about Trump and what it felt to cover the man's crimes for so long.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're taking a break this week to unbuckle our belts and pretend to lag out of family Zoom calls. However, it doesn't mean we're letting Trump off the hook. Joining us this week is Jordan Coburn, host of "I Disagree" and "Mueller, She Wrote". We sit down and talk all about Trump and what it felt to cover the man's crimes for so long.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're taking a break this week to unbuckle our belts and pretend to lag out of family Zoom calls. However, it doesn't mean we're letting Trump off the hook. Joining us this week is Jordan Coburn, host of "I Disagree" and "Mueller, She Wrote". We sit down and talk all about Trump and what it felt to cover the man's crimes for so long.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5954</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>199</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 164 Donald Trump Pt. 3: Don King with Worse Hair</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 164 Donald Trump Pt. 3: Don King with Worse Hair</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-164-donald-trump-pt-3-don-king-with-worse-hair/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-164-donald-trump-pt-3-don-king-with-worse-hair/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2020 01:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week with the third installment of our series on Donald Trump and the MAGA Cult. Join us as Mando tells Paige and Andrea all about Donny's youth and early adulthood. Learn all about his intense sibling rivalry. And prepare to groan loudly. A lot. This one is infuriating. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week with the third installment of our series on Donald Trump and the MAGA Cult. Join us as Mando tells Paige and Andrea all about Donny's youth and early adulthood. Learn all about his intense sibling rivalry. And prepare to groan loudly. A lot. This one is infuriating. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back this week with the third installment of our series on Donald Trump and the MAGA Cult. Join us as Mando tells Paige and Andrea all about Donny's youth and early adulthood. Learn all about his intense sibling rivalry. And prepare to groan loudly. A lot. This one is infuriating. 
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4993</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>198</itunes:episode>
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    <item>
        <title>Ep. 163 Donald Trump Pt. 2: Swordfish Balloons</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 163 Donald Trump Pt. 2: Swordfish Balloons</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-163-donald-trump-pt-2-swordfish-balloons/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-163-donald-trump-pt-2-swordfish-balloons/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2020 02:38:33 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">cultpodcast.podbean.com/40188a06-0eef-3ad3-b30d-1eb35feac0b4</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back to continue our series on Donald Trump and the MAGA Cult. When we left off last week, Mando was walking Paige and Andrea through the death of Friedrich Trump. Join us this week as we find out what life lessons the Bavarian barber imparted on his son Frederick Christ Trump. Get the yacht ready and grab some earplugs. It's about to go down.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back to continue our series on Donald Trump and the MAGA Cult. When we left off last week, Mando was walking Paige and Andrea through the death of Friedrich Trump. Join us this week as we find out what life lessons the Bavarian barber imparted on his son Frederick Christ Trump. Get the yacht ready and grab some earplugs. It's about to go down.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/9c8kpb/trump_2_final_cut9xaea.mp3" length="194891350" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back to continue our series on Donald Trump and the MAGA Cult. When we left off last week, Mando was walking Paige and Andrea through the death of Friedrich Trump. Join us this week as we find out what life lessons the Bavarian barber imparted on his son Frederick Christ Trump. Get the yacht ready and grab some earplugs. It's about to go down.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4872</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>197</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 162 Donald Trump Pt. 1: The Poodle Dog</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 162 Donald Trump Pt. 1: The Poodle Dog</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-162-donald-trump-pt-1-the-poodle-dog/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-162-donald-trump-pt-1-the-poodle-dog/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2020 01:58:03 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week with one of our most anticipated episodes to date. The 45th President of the United States is one of the most divisive figures in modern history. It has long been said that he has a cult-like following, but how literal is that description? In this series we will breakdown the legacy, history, and political career of Donald "Jeezy" Trump. Get ready. It's gonna be a wild ride.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week with one of our most anticipated episodes to date. The 45th President of the United States is one of the most divisive figures in modern history. It has long been said that he has a cult-like following, but how literal is that description? In this series we will breakdown the legacy, history, and political career of Donald "Jeezy" Trump. Get ready. It's gonna be a wild ride.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/yibn4e/Trump_Part_One6ftcm.mp3" length="192299927" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back this week with one of our most anticipated episodes to date. The 45th President of the United States is one of the most divisive figures in modern history. It has long been said that he has a cult-like following, but how literal is that description? In this series we will breakdown the legacy, history, and political career of Donald "Jeezy" Trump. Get ready. It's gonna be a wild ride.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4807</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>196</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 161 OneTaste Pt. 2: ChickenLube.biz</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 161 OneTaste Pt. 2: ChickenLube.biz</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-161-onetaste-pt-2-chickenlubebiz/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-161-onetaste-pt-2-chickenlubebiz/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2020 00:49:55 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">cultpodcast.podbean.com/8ac8c7a4-c98d-3cc6-b984-b11059d391da</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week with the GRIPPING conclusion to our series on OneTaste. Join us as Andrea takes Paige and Mando through everything going absolutely buck wild. Also join us as we develop the best website/business idea of ALL TIME! Throw a copyright all over this episode baybee!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week with the GRIPPING conclusion to our series on OneTaste. Join us as Andrea takes Paige and Mando through everything going absolutely buck wild. Also join us as we develop the best website/business idea of ALL TIME! Throw a copyright all over this episode baybee!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/zuzsgs/TwoTaste.mp3" length="208560629" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back this week with the GRIPPING conclusion to our series on OneTaste. Join us as Andrea takes Paige and Mando through everything going absolutely buck wild. Also join us as we develop the best website/business idea of ALL TIME! Throw a copyright all over this episode baybee!
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5213</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>195</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 160 OneTaste: Breadbowls From Artby's</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 160 OneTaste: Breadbowls From Artby's</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-160-onetaste-breadbowls-from-artbys/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-160-onetaste-breadbowls-from-artbys/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2020 23:44:58 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week with a rare Andrea episode! Join us as the Unicorn Queen herself takes Paige and Mando through a sex cult with some interesting twists and turns. Bonus: You get to learn way a piece of intimate Andrea history.</p>
<p>Also, we're partnering with Horror Virgin and Panic Fest to bring you a Halloween Double Feature! Join us for a night of spooky fun! Tickets are available at <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>www.cultpodcastshow.com</a>!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week with a rare Andrea episode! Join us as the Unicorn Queen herself takes Paige and Mando through a sex cult with some interesting twists and turns. Bonus: You get to learn way a piece of intimate Andrea history.</p>
<p>Also, we're partnering with Horror Virgin and Panic Fest to bring you a Halloween Double Feature! Join us for a night of spooky fun! Tickets are available at <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>www.cultpodcastshow.com</a>!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back this week with a rare Andrea episode! Join us as the Unicorn Queen herself takes Paige and Mando through a sex cult with some interesting twists and turns. Bonus: You get to learn way a piece of intimate Andrea history.
Also, we're partnering with Horror Virgin and Panic Fest to bring you a Halloween Double Feature! Join us for a night of spooky fun! Tickets are available at www.cultpodcastshow.com!
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5996</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>194</itunes:episode>
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        <title>RTX 2020: True Crime Podcast Panel</title>
        <itunes:title>RTX 2020: True Crime Podcast Panel</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/rtx-2020-true-crime-podcast-panel/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/rtx-2020-true-crime-podcast-panel/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2020 01:30:25 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're taking a week to prep for some really amazing things in the very near future! But in the meantime we wanted to give you a healthy dose of True Crime! Join us as we moderate the True Crime Panel at RTX 2020. This one features Black Box Down and Red Web, two of our newest favorite shows!</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're taking a week to prep for some really amazing things in the very near future! But in the meantime we wanted to give you a healthy dose of True Crime! Join us as we moderate the True Crime Panel at RTX 2020. This one features Black Box Down and Red Web, two of our newest favorite shows!</p>
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        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/yg577x/RTX_Panel7plh8.mp3" length="128414482" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're taking a week to prep for some really amazing things in the very near future! But in the meantime we wanted to give you a healthy dose of True Crime! Join us as we moderate the True Crime Panel at RTX 2020. This one features Black Box Down and Red Web, two of our newest favorite shows!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3210</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>193</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 159 Church of God with Signs Following: Are You CNNing This?</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 159 Church of God with Signs Following: Are You CNNing This?</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-church-of-god-with-signs-following-are-you-cnning-this/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-church-of-god-with-signs-following-are-you-cnning-this/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2020 00:53:25 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with another ssssuper fun episssode! Join us as Paige tells Mando and Andrea all about a crazy group of Jesus loving, moonshine pounding, snake dancing weirdos and their insane fugitive leader. This ones more fun than a barrel of snakes. Mostly because everything is more fun than a barrel of snakes.</p>
<p>Also, we're partnering with Horror Virgin and Panic Fest to bring you a Halloween Double Feature! Join us for a night of spooky fun! Tickets, info, and our LIMITED EDITION MERCH is available at <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>www.cultpodcastshow.com</a>!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with another ssssuper fun episssode! Join us as Paige tells Mando and Andrea all about a crazy group of Jesus loving, moonshine pounding, snake dancing weirdos and their insane fugitive leader. This ones more fun than a barrel of snakes. Mostly because everything is more fun than a barrel of snakes.</p>
<p>Also, we're partnering with Horror Virgin and Panic Fest to bring you a Halloween Double Feature! Join us for a night of spooky fun! Tickets, info, and our LIMITED EDITION MERCH is available at <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>www.cultpodcastshow.com</a>!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/7b9zag/COGWSF.mp3" length="168827448" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with another ssssuper fun episssode! Join us as Paige tells Mando and Andrea all about a crazy group of Jesus loving, moonshine pounding, snake dancing weirdos and their insane fugitive leader. This ones more fun than a barrel of snakes. Mostly because everything is more fun than a barrel of snakes.
Also, we're partnering with Horror Virgin and Panic Fest to bring you a Halloween Double Feature! Join us for a night of spooky fun! Tickets, info, and our LIMITED EDITION MERCH is available at www.cultpodcastshow.com!
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4220</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>192</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 158 Hell's Angels Pt. 4: Fireworks for Knives</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 158 Hell's Angels Pt. 4: Fireworks for Knives</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-158-hells-angels-pt-4-fireworks-for-knives/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-158-hells-angels-pt-4-fireworks-for-knives/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2020 03:51:36 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>LAAAAAADIEEEES! We're back with the final installment in our series on the Hell's Angels. Tune in to hear Paige walk Mando and Andrea through the snitches, stitches, and all around hitches (in plans) that surround America's most infamous biker gang. This one brought to you by the plumbing department at your local Home Depot.</p>
<p>Also, we're partnering with Horror Virgin and Panic Fest to bring you a Halloween Double Feature! Join us for a night of spooky fun! Tickets, info, and our LIMITED EDITION MERCH is available at <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>www.cultpodcastshow.com</a>!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LAAAAAADIEEEES! We're back with the final installment in our series on the Hell's Angels. Tune in to hear Paige walk Mando and Andrea through the snitches, stitches, and all around hitches (in plans) that surround America's most infamous biker gang. This one brought to you by the plumbing department at your local Home Depot.</p>
<p>Also, we're partnering with Horror Virgin and Panic Fest to bring you a Halloween Double Feature! Join us for a night of spooky fun! Tickets, info, and our LIMITED EDITION MERCH is available at <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>www.cultpodcastshow.com</a>!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[LAAAAAADIEEEES! We're back with the final installment in our series on the Hell's Angels. Tune in to hear Paige walk Mando and Andrea through the snitches, stitches, and all around hitches (in plans) that surround America's most infamous biker gang. This one brought to you by the plumbing department at your local Home Depot.
Also, we're partnering with Horror Virgin and Panic Fest to bring you a Halloween Double Feature! Join us for a night of spooky fun! Tickets, info, and our LIMITED EDITION MERCH is available at www.cultpodcastshow.com!
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5948</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>191</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 157 Hell's Angels Pt. 3 Tony "Truth" Taint</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 157 Hell's Angels Pt. 3 Tony "Truth" Taint</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-157-hells-angels-pt-3-tony-truth-taint/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-157-hells-angels-pt-3-tony-truth-taint/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2020 01:29:50 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with another installment in our series on the Hell's Angels. Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andre through the fast and hard lives of Sonny's club of drug traffickers. How did the Angels build such a sophisticated syndicate? You'll have to listen to find out!</p>
<p>Also, we're partnering with Horror Virgin and Panic Fest to bring you a Halloween Double Feature! Join us for a night of spooky fun! Tickets, info, and our LIMITED EDITION MERCH is available at <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>www.cultpodcastshow.com</a>!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with another installment in our series on the Hell's Angels. Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andre through the fast and hard lives of Sonny's club of drug traffickers. How did the Angels build such a sophisticated syndicate? You'll have to listen to find out!</p>
<p>Also, we're partnering with Horror Virgin and Panic Fest to bring you a Halloween Double Feature! Join us for a night of spooky fun! Tickets, info, and our LIMITED EDITION MERCH is available at <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>www.cultpodcastshow.com</a>!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with another installment in our series on the Hell's Angels. Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andre through the fast and hard lives of Sonny's club of drug traffickers. How did the Angels build such a sophisticated syndicate? You'll have to listen to find out!
Also, we're partnering with Horror Virgin and Panic Fest to bring you a Halloween Double Feature! Join us for a night of spooky fun! Tickets, info, and our LIMITED EDITION MERCH is available at www.cultpodcastshow.com!
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4052</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>190</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 156 Hell's Angels Pt. 2: $500 Worth of Beer</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 156 Hell's Angels Pt. 2: $500 Worth of Beer</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-156-hells-angels-pt-2-500-worth-of-beer/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-156-hells-angels-pt-2-500-worth-of-beer/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2020 03:02:14 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">cultpodcast.podbean.com/f1f1d24c-426c-3268-8daa-0ad5dc748e57</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week for part two of our series on the Hell's Angels! Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the formative years of the gang and their first big legendary tale. This star-studded episode will have you asking, "What would you do for $500 Worth of Beer?"</p>
<p>Also, we're partnering with Horror Virgin and Panic Fest to bring you a Halloween Double Feature! Join us for a night of spooky fun! Tickets, info, and our LIMITED EDITION MERCH is available at <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com'>www.cultpodcastshow.com</a>!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week for part two of our series on the Hell's Angels! Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the formative years of the gang and their first big legendary tale. This star-studded episode will have you asking, "What would you do for $500 Worth of Beer?"</p>
<p>Also, we're partnering with Horror Virgin and Panic Fest to bring you a Halloween Double Feature! Join us for a night of spooky fun! Tickets, info, and our LIMITED EDITION MERCH is available at <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com'>www.cultpodcastshow.com</a>!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/gzmryv/HA2_95s08.mp3" length="191626044" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back this week for part two of our series on the Hell's Angels! Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the formative years of the gang and their first big legendary tale. This star-studded episode will have you asking, "What would you do for $500 Worth of Beer?"
Also, we're partnering with Horror Virgin and Panic Fest to bring you a Halloween Double Feature! Join us for a night of spooky fun! Tickets, info, and our LIMITED EDITION MERCH is available at www.cultpodcastshow.com!
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4790</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>189</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Ep. 155 Hell's Angels: Metallic Horse Girls</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 155 Hell's Angels: Metallic Horse Girls</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-155-hells-angels-metallic-horse-girls/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-155-hells-angels-metallic-horse-girls/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2020 23:01:38 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">cultpodcast.podbean.com/8dd89832-0df0-3b11-b00c-c16dceb1a31e</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week to tell you the story of one of America's most infamous groups. And possibly the loudest and most annoying, too. Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the early history of the Hell's Angels and early motorcycle culture. You don't really have a choice. This is a rebellion you can't refuse!</p>
<p>This Friday we'll be attending RTX for an at-home festival celebrating all things nerdy and cool! To RSVP to our True Crime panel go to <a href='https://rtxevent.com/events/austin-2020/schedule-2020/'>www.RTXEvent.com</a>!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week to tell you the story of one of America's most infamous groups. And possibly the loudest and most annoying, too. Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the early history of the Hell's Angels and early motorcycle culture. You don't really have a choice. This is a rebellion you can't refuse!</p>
<p>This Friday we'll be attending RTX for an at-home festival celebrating all things nerdy and cool! To RSVP to our True Crime panel go to <a href='https://rtxevent.com/events/austin-2020/schedule-2020/'>www.RTXEvent.com</a>!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back this week to tell you the story of one of America's most infamous groups. And possibly the loudest and most annoying, too. Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the early history of the Hell's Angels and early motorcycle culture. You don't really have a choice. This is a rebellion you can't refuse!
This Friday we'll be attending RTX for an at-home festival celebrating all things nerdy and cool! To RSVP to our True Crime panel go to www.RTXEvent.com!
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4173</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>188</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Ep. 154 Flordelis Dos Santos: You've Got Crabs</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 154 Flordelis Dos Santos: You've Got Crabs</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-154-flordelis-dos-santos-youve-got-crabs/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-154-flordelis-dos-santos-youve-got-crabs/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2020 05:17:22 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">cultpodcast.podbean.com/a0d677ef-5156-367f-a6a6-c7d6a5a0c60e</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Today we’re covering Flordelis Dos Santos and her bizarre cult of adoption and questionable family relationships. Join us this week to unravel her most recent news controversies and find out what’s crabs got to do with it? </p>
<p> </p>
<p>This month we'll be joining our friends at Rooster Teeth for an at-home festival of all things nerdy and cool, you can check out the schedule here: <a href='https://rtxevent.com/events/austin-2020/schedule-2020/'>https://rtxevent.com/events/austin-2020/schedule-2020/</a></p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit: <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today we’re covering Flordelis Dos Santos and her bizarre cult of adoption and questionable family relationships. Join us this week to unravel her most recent news controversies and find out what’s crabs got to do with it? </p>
<p> </p>
<p>This month we'll be joining our friends at Rooster Teeth for an at-home festival of all things nerdy and cool, you can check out the schedule here: <a href='https://rtxevent.com/events/austin-2020/schedule-2020/'>https://rtxevent.com/events/austin-2020/schedule-2020/</a></p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit: <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ts3uib/CrabPeople_-_9_7_20_506_AMbbmag.mp3" length="146370478" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we’re covering Flordelis Dos Santos and her bizarre cult of adoption and questionable family relationships. Join us this week to unravel her most recent news controversies and find out what’s crabs got to do with it? 
 
This month we'll be joining our friends at Rooster Teeth for an at-home festival of all things nerdy and cool, you can check out the schedule here: https://rtxevent.com/events/austin-2020/schedule-2020/
 
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit: www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>6098</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>187</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Ep. 153: Multi-Level Marketing: Buttery Soft</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 153: Multi-Level Marketing: Buttery Soft</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-153-multi-level-marketing-buttery-soft/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-153-multi-level-marketing-buttery-soft/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2020 01:59:55 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">cultpodcast.podbean.com/86517052-87bc-31a0-96f9-43cf1c29bb44</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Hey Hun, we have a business opportunity for you. You can stay home, choose your own hours, and listen to Cult Podcast whenever you want!</p>
<p>Join us on our journey through the world of Multi-Level Marketing and all the pitfalls and cult-like behavior that follows. </p>
<p>Next Month we'll be joining our friends at Rooster Teeth for an at-home festival of all things nerdy and cool, you can check out the schedule here: <a href='https://rtxevent.com/events/austin-2020/schedule-2020/'>https://rtxevent.com/events/austin-2020/schedule-2020/</a></p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p> </p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Hun, we have a business opportunity for you. You can stay home, choose your own hours, and listen to Cult Podcast whenever you want!</p>
<p>Join us on our journey through the world of Multi-Level Marketing and all the pitfalls and cult-like behavior that follows. </p>
<p>Next Month we'll be joining our friends at Rooster Teeth for an at-home festival of all things nerdy and cool, you can check out the schedule here: <a href='https://rtxevent.com/events/austin-2020/schedule-2020/'>https://rtxevent.com/events/austin-2020/schedule-2020/</a></p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p> </p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hey Hun, we have a business opportunity for you. You can stay home, choose your own hours, and listen to Cult Podcast whenever you want!
Join us on our journey through the world of Multi-Level Marketing and all the pitfalls and cult-like behavior that follows. 
Next Month we'll be joining our friends at Rooster Teeth for an at-home festival of all things nerdy and cool, you can check out the schedule here: https://rtxevent.com/events/austin-2020/schedule-2020/
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.
 ]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>8367</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>186</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Ep. 152 Adidam: Guru Fight</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 152 Adidam: Guru Fight</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-152-adidam-guru-fight/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-152-adidam-guru-fight/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2020 02:41:29 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">cultpodcast.podbean.com/433b1ce2-6578-317d-947d-5c700fa4ccb5</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week to talk about what happens when Gurus can't get along. Join us for frank discussions about what body parts do what, and learn Armando's new name!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week to talk about what happens when Gurus can't get along. Join us for frank discussions about what body parts do what, and learn Armando's new name!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/fq888w/AdidamFinal_-_8_23_20_1154_PMb4bkz.mp3" length="143386877" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back this week to talk about what happens when Gurus can't get along. Join us for frank discussions about what body parts do what, and learn Armando's new name!
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5974</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>185</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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    <item>
        <title>Ep. 151 Chen Tao Pt. 2: Again Tao</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 151 Chen Tao Pt. 2: Again Tao</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-151-chen-tao-pt-2-again-tao/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-151-chen-tao-pt-2-again-tao/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2020 12:45:24 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">cultpodcast.podbean.com/754d07d8-60f6-311d-92fe-3acaa462cfe0</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week to close out our series on a wild Taiwanese doomsday cult. Last time we covered their insane origins, this time we dive into their unbelievable publicity stunts. Strap in folks, this one gets WEIRD!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week to close out our series on a wild Taiwanese doomsday cult. Last time we covered their insane origins, this time we dive into their unbelievable publicity stunts. Strap in folks, this one gets WEIRD!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/e848fn/Again_Taobdrd6.mp3" length="218007628" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back this week to close out our series on a wild Taiwanese doomsday cult. Last time we covered their insane origins, this time we dive into their unbelievable publicity stunts. Strap in folks, this one gets WEIRD!
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5450</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>184</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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    <item>
        <title>Ep. 150 Chen Tao: A Very Nutty Episode</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 150 Chen Tao: A Very Nutty Episode</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-150-chen-tao-a-very-nutty-episode/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-150-chen-tao-a-very-nutty-episode/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2020 00:58:33 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week with a story so crazy it's OuT oF tHiS wOrLd! Sort of. Join us as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the beginnings of Chen Tao and their crazy mishmash of beliefs. Also, Paige creates the #PaintBallChallenge and you DO NOT want to miss out.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week with a story so crazy it's OuT oF tHiS wOrLd! Sort of. Join us as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the beginnings of Chen Tao and their crazy mishmash of beliefs. Also, Paige creates the #PaintBallChallenge and you DO NOT want to miss out.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back this week with a story so crazy it's OuT oF tHiS wOrLd! Sort of. Join us as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the beginnings of Chen Tao and their crazy mishmash of beliefs. Also, Paige creates the #PaintBallChallenge and you DO NOT want to miss out.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4059</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>183</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 149 America's Frontline Doctors: Send Fauci's Pee (Ft. Good Morning From Hell)</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 149 America's Frontline Doctors: Send Fauci's Pee (Ft. Good Morning From Hell)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-149-americas-frontline-doctors-send-faucis-pee-ft-good-morning-from-hell/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-149-americas-frontline-doctors-send-faucis-pee-ft-good-morning-from-hell/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2020 03:38:32 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Stop the presses, we've got some breaking cult news! Last week a video went viral, for SEVERAL reasons, and there's so much to unpack here we decided to make it an entire episode. And here to help us understand it are resident sex-demon experts, Blaine Gibson and Chris Demarais from the podcast Good Morning From Hell!</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Find Good Morning From Hell wherever you listen to podcasts, or follow them on <a href='https://twitter.com/MorningFromHell?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor'>Twitter</a> or <a href='https://www.instagram.com/morningfromhell/'>Instagram</a>: @MorningFromHell</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Find Blaine Gibson on <a href='https://twitter.com/BGibbles'>Twitter @BGibbles</a> or on <a href='https://www.instagram.com/the_blaine/'>Instagram @The_Blaine</a></p>
<p> </p>
<p>Find Chris Demarais on <a href='https://twitter.com/ChrisDemarais'>Twitter @ChrisDemarais</a> or on <a href='https://www.instagram.com/chrisdemarais/'>Instagram @ChrisDemarais</a></p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Stop the presses, we've got some breaking cult news! Last week a video went viral, for SEVERAL reasons, and there's so much to unpack here we decided to make it an entire episode. And here to help us understand it are resident sex-demon experts, Blaine Gibson and Chris Demarais from the podcast Good Morning From Hell!</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Find Good Morning From Hell wherever you listen to podcasts, or follow them on <a href='https://twitter.com/MorningFromHell?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor'>Twitter</a> or <a href='https://www.instagram.com/morningfromhell/'>Instagram</a>: @MorningFromHell</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Find Blaine Gibson on <a href='https://twitter.com/BGibbles'>Twitter @BGibbles</a> or on <a href='https://www.instagram.com/the_blaine/'>Instagram @The_Blaine</a></p>
<p> </p>
<p>Find Chris Demarais on <a href='https://twitter.com/ChrisDemarais'>Twitter @ChrisDemarais</a> or on <a href='https://www.instagram.com/chrisdemarais/'>Instagram @ChrisDemarais</a></p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Stop the presses, we've got some breaking cult news! Last week a video went viral, for SEVERAL reasons, and there's so much to unpack here we decided to make it an entire episode. And here to help us understand it are resident sex-demon experts, Blaine Gibson and Chris Demarais from the podcast Good Morning From Hell!
 
Find Good Morning From Hell wherever you listen to podcasts, or follow them on Twitter or Instagram: @MorningFromHell
 
Find Blaine Gibson on Twitter @BGibbles or on Instagram @The_Blaine
 
Find Chris Demarais on Twitter @ChrisDemarais or on Instagram @ChrisDemarais
 
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>6464</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>182</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 148 Mary Baker Eddy: Brain Too Big</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 148 Mary Baker Eddy: Brain Too Big</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-148-mary-baker-eddy-brain-too-big/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-148-mary-baker-eddy-brain-too-big/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2020 01:17:32 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week continuing our "series" on weird "medicine" from the past. Tune in to hear Paige take Mando and Andrea through the life of Mary Baker Eddy and the plethora of wild characters that inhabit her life's story. And if that don't thrill you, we got Jesus juggling and chainsaws this week! You read that right. It's a crazy fun time!</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week continuing our "series" on weird "medicine" from the past. Tune in to hear Paige take Mando and Andrea through the life of Mary Baker Eddy and the plethora of wild characters that inhabit her life's story. And if that don't thrill you, we got Jesus juggling and chainsaws this week! You read that right. It's a crazy fun time!</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back this week continuing our "series" on weird "medicine" from the past. Tune in to hear Paige take Mando and Andrea through the life of Mary Baker Eddy and the plethora of wild characters that inhabit her life's story. And if that don't thrill you, we got Jesus juggling and chainsaws this week! You read that right. It's a crazy fun time!
 
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4826</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>181</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 147 John Kellogg: Take You To The Broom Factory</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 147 John Kellogg: Take You To The Broom Factory</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-147-john-kellogg-take-you-to-the-broom-factory/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-147-john-kellogg-take-you-to-the-broom-factory/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2020 01:39:29 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week with a "sort-of" continuation of last week's episode. One of Slyvester Graham's followers later became well known for his "health retreat" that served a "flakey corn treat". Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the life and inventions of John Harvey Kellogg.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week with a "sort-of" continuation of last week's episode. One of Slyvester Graham's followers later became well known for his "health retreat" that served a "flakey corn treat". Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the life and inventions of John Harvey Kellogg.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back this week with a "sort-of" continuation of last week's episode. One of Slyvester Graham's followers later became well known for his "health retreat" that served a "flakey corn treat". Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the life and inventions of John Harvey Kellogg.
 
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5746</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>180</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 146 Sylvester Graham: Cracker, Please.</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 146 Sylvester Graham: Cracker, Please.</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-146-sylvester-graham-cracker-please/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-146-sylvester-graham-cracker-please/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2020 00:07:43 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">cultpodcast.podbean.com/52a33999-ec66-58c0-8c34-99a333aaf12f</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>The gang is all here! We're back from vacation! This week we dive into the delicious, although sexually repressed, history of the Graham Cracker and Sylvester Graham's crusade against bad bread, jerking off, and infrequent dumps. It's a blast and you'll never look at s'mores the same way again. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The gang is all here! We're back from vacation! This week we dive into the delicious, although sexually repressed, history of the Graham Cracker and Sylvester Graham's crusade against bad bread, jerking off, and infrequent dumps. It's a blast and you'll never look at s'mores the same way again. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[The gang is all here! We're back from vacation! This week we dive into the delicious, although sexually repressed, history of the Graham Cracker and Sylvester Graham's crusade against bad bread, jerking off, and infrequent dumps. It's a blast and you'll never look at s'mores the same way again. 
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5681</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>179</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 145 The Sacrament (Feat. Horror Virgin)</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 145 The Sacrament (Feat. Horror Virgin)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-145-the-sacrament-feat-horror-virgin/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-145-the-sacrament-feat-horror-virgin/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2020 02:37:37 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Armando and Andrea are on Vacation so Mikey and Todd from Horror Virgin join Paige for an extra special episode as we review The Sacrament, a movie that's basically Jonestown, without officially being Jonestown. Join in for some laughs and we'll be back together for a normal episode next week. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Armando and Andrea are on Vacation so Mikey and Todd from Horror Virgin join Paige for an extra special episode as we review The Sacrament, a movie that's basically Jonestown, without officially being Jonestown. Join in for some laughs and we'll be back together for a normal episode next week. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Armando and Andrea are on Vacation so Mikey and Todd from Horror Virgin join Paige for an extra special episode as we review The Sacrament, a movie that's basically Jonestown, without officially being Jonestown. Join in for some laughs and we'll be back together for a normal episode next week. 
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>6851</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>178</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Ep. 144 Timothy McVeigh Pt. 3: Free Range Guns</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 144 Timothy McVeigh Pt. 3: Free Range Guns</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-144-timothy-mcveigh-pt-3-free-range-guns/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-144-timothy-mcveigh-pt-3-free-range-guns/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2020 03:51:01 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week with the final installment in our series on Timothy McVeigh. Join us as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the last leg of Tim's trip toward radicalization. Come find out how interconnected these events really were. Fair warning, this one does get rough. But there's still some top notch goofing' throughout it, too!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week with the final installment in our series on Timothy McVeigh. Join us as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the last leg of Tim's trip toward radicalization. Come find out how interconnected these events really were. Fair warning, this one does get rough. But there's still some top notch goofing' throughout it, too!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/139jqi/Timothy_McVeigh_Episode_3_9dm1c.mp3" length="194239524" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back this week with the final installment in our series on Timothy McVeigh. Join us as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the last leg of Tim's trip toward radicalization. Come find out how interconnected these events really were. Fair warning, this one does get rough. But there's still some top notch goofing' throughout it, too!
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4855</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>177</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 143 Timothy McVeigh Pt. 2: Gun Baby</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 143 Timothy McVeigh Pt. 2: Gun Baby</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-143-timothy-mcveigh-pt-2-gun-baby/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-143-timothy-mcveigh-pt-2-gun-baby/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2020 04:25:28 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Sorry for the delay, but we're finally back this week with one heck of a story. Join us as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through Timothy McVeigh's time in the Army, his first two killings, and the start of his radicalization. We all know where this is headed, but did you know about the part where he LITERALLY let Jesus take the wheel? Yeah. Didn't think so.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry for the delay, but we're finally back this week with one heck of a story. Join us as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through Timothy McVeigh's time in the Army, his first two killings, and the start of his radicalization. We all know where this is headed, but did you know about the part where he LITERALLY let Jesus take the wheel? Yeah. Didn't think so.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sorry for the delay, but we're finally back this week with one heck of a story. Join us as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through Timothy McVeigh's time in the Army, his first two killings, and the start of his radicalization. We all know where this is headed, but did you know about the part where he LITERALLY let Jesus take the wheel? Yeah. Didn't think so.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5024</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>176</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 142 Timothy McVeigh: Meat Cute</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 142 Timothy McVeigh: Meat Cute</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-142-timothy-mcveigh-meat-cute/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2020 23:36:37 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We’re back this week with the first installment in our series on Timothy McVeigh and the Oklahoma City Bombing. The story behind the 1995 attack is almost common knowledge now. An angry white kid got so upset with our government that he decided to send a gruesome message. But what made Timothy so perfect for radicalization? Join us as Mando tells Paige and Andrea all about the goofy childhood that helped push him into becoming the deadliest domestic terrorist in modern American history.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We’re back this week with the first installment in our series on Timothy McVeigh and the Oklahoma City Bombing. The story behind the 1995 attack is almost common knowledge now. An angry white kid got so upset with our government that he decided to send a gruesome message. But what made Timothy so perfect for radicalization? Join us as Mando tells Paige and Andrea all about the goofy childhood that helped push him into becoming the deadliest domestic terrorist in modern American history.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re back this week with the first installment in our series on Timothy McVeigh and the Oklahoma City Bombing. The story behind the 1995 attack is almost common knowledge now. An angry white kid got so upset with our government that he decided to send a gruesome message. But what made Timothy so perfect for radicalization? Join us as Mando tells Paige and Andrea all about the goofy childhood that helped push him into becoming the deadliest domestic terrorist in modern American history.
 
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 141 Antifa: Ropes of Justice</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 141 Antifa: Ropes of Justice</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-141-antifa-ropes-of-justice/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-141-antifa-ropes-of-justice/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2020 04:30:57 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week to talk about a group that's been on everyone's mind lately. Join us as Mando tells Paige and Andrea about Antifascism, Antifa for short. You'll learn all about the group's origins, why they started, and why it's so troubling to have them labelled as a "terrorist organization". The metaphors are strong with this episode.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week to talk about a group that's been on everyone's mind lately. Join us as Mando tells Paige and Andrea about Antifascism, Antifa for short. You'll learn all about the group's origins, why they started, and why it's so troubling to have them labelled as a "terrorist organization". The metaphors are strong with this episode.</p>
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        <title>Ep. 140 The Branch Davidians Pt. 5: Catch Me If You Can Pt. BOO</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 140 The Branch Davidians Pt. 5: Catch Me If You Can Pt. BOO</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-140-the-branch-davidians-pt-5-catch-me-if-you-can-pt-boo/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-140-the-branch-davidians-pt-5-catch-me-if-you-can-pt-boo/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2020 01:19:06 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the final installment in our series on The Branch Davidians, David Koresh, and Waco. Join us this week as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the Seige at Waco and how this tragedy could've been prevented by both sides multiple different times. This one is most definitely rough, and weirdly relevant, but we promise that it's worth the listen. Also, we rollin' with Oprah now. So, we're pretty much demi-Gods.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the final installment in our series on The Branch Davidians, David Koresh, and Waco. Join us this week as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the Seige at Waco and how this tragedy could've been prevented by both sides multiple different times. This one is most definitely rough, and weirdly relevant, but we promise that it's worth the listen. Also, we rollin' with Oprah now. So, we're pretty much demi-Gods.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with the final installment in our series on The Branch Davidians, David Koresh, and Waco. Join us this week as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the Seige at Waco and how this tragedy could've been prevented by both sides multiple different times. This one is most definitely rough, and weirdly relevant, but we promise that it's worth the listen. Also, we rollin' with Oprah now. So, we're pretty much demi-Gods.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 139 The Branch Davidians Pt. 4: Ladies Night at The Lord's House</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 139 The Branch Davidians Pt. 4: Ladies Night at The Lord's House</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-139-the-branch-davidians-pt-4-ladies-night-at-the-lords-house/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2020 01:23:30 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with another installment in our series on The Branch Davidians and David Koresh! Join us this week as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through life inside the compound. Why were tensions so high? What did they do for money? What on earth is a "Berry Pouch"?! Tune in to find out!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with another installment in our series on The Branch Davidians and David Koresh! Join us this week as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through life inside the compound. Why were tensions so high? What did they do for money? What on earth is a "Berry Pouch"?! Tune in to find out!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with another installment in our series on The Branch Davidians and David Koresh! Join us this week as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through life inside the compound. Why were tensions so high? What did they do for money? What on earth is a "Berry Pouch"?! Tune in to find out!
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 138 The Branch Davidians Pt. 3: The Real Ph.D.</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 138 The Branch Davidians Pt. 3: The Real Ph.D.</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-138-the-branch-davidians-pt-3-the-real-phd/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-138-the-branch-davidians-pt-3-the-real-phd/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2020 23:20:37 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with another installment in our series on David Koresh and the Branch Davidians! This week, Paige takes Mando and Andrea through David's arrival, love of music, and rise to power. Join us to learn all about the Devil's Salad and the TRUE explanation of what a "Ph.D." is.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with another installment in our series on David Koresh and the Branch Davidians! This week, Paige takes Mando and Andrea through David's arrival, love of music, and rise to power. Join us to learn all about the Devil's Salad and the TRUE explanation of what a "Ph.D." is.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with another installment in our series on David Koresh and the Branch Davidians! This week, Paige takes Mando and Andrea through David's arrival, love of music, and rise to power. Join us to learn all about the Devil's Salad and the TRUE explanation of what a "Ph.D." is.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 137 The Branch Davidians Pt. 2: God's Honor Roll</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 137 The Branch Davidians Pt. 2: God's Honor Roll</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-137-the-branch-davidians-pt-2-gods-honor-roll/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-137-the-branch-davidians-pt-2-gods-honor-roll/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2020 03:12:18 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the second installment of our series on The Branch Davidians, David Koresh, and the Waco Seige. Last week Paige took Mando and Andrea through what the US Government had been going through. Join us this week as she breaks down the origins of the group that Koresh would eventually take control of. Plus you get to learn about the worst stained glass window in the history of windows.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the second installment of our series on The Branch Davidians, David Koresh, and the Waco Seige. Last week Paige took Mando and Andrea through what the US Government had been going through. Join us this week as she breaks down the origins of the group that Koresh would eventually take control of. Plus you get to learn about the worst stained glass window in the history of windows.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with the second installment of our series on The Branch Davidians, David Koresh, and the Waco Seige. Last week Paige took Mando and Andrea through what the US Government had been going through. Join us this week as she breaks down the origins of the group that Koresh would eventually take control of. Plus you get to learn about the worst stained glass window in the history of windows.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 136 The Branch Davidians Pt. 1: Ruby Ridge</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 136 The Branch Davidians Pt. 1: Ruby Ridge</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-136-the-branch-davidians-pt-1-ruby-ridge/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-136-the-branch-davidians-pt-1-ruby-ridge/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2020 06:59:01 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're celebrating 1,000,000 downloads by kicking off a series that's been a long time comin'. With all the craziness surrounding the Branch Davidian's compound and violent end, it's important that we take a look at why the Feds were all shaken up. Just 9 months before everyone in America would know the town of Waco, TX, another standoff was underway. Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the Weaver Family's story and we learn why everyone was so on edge.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're celebrating 1,000,000 downloads by kicking off a series that's been a long time comin'. With all the craziness surrounding the Branch Davidian's compound and violent end, it's important that we take a look at why the Feds were all shaken up. Just 9 months before everyone in America would know the town of Waco, TX, another standoff was underway. Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the Weaver Family's story and we learn why everyone was so on edge.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're celebrating 1,000,000 downloads by kicking off a series that's been a long time comin'. With all the craziness surrounding the Branch Davidian's compound and violent end, it's important that we take a look at why the Feds were all shaken up. Just 9 months before everyone in America would know the town of Waco, TX, another standoff was underway. Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the Weaver Family's story and we learn why everyone was so on edge.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
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        <title>Bonus Episode: The Tiger King and I and Us</title>
        <itunes:title>Bonus Episode: The Tiger King and I and Us</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/bonus-episode-the-tiger-king-and-i-and-us/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/bonus-episode-the-tiger-king-and-i-and-us/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2020 04:58:30 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week with a breather episode before we launch into one heck of a series. But before everything goes nuts next week we figured we'd sit down and talk about the documentary series Tiger King. Tune in to hear about our theories, roasts, and all about Mando's former arch-enemy. </p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week with a breather episode before we launch into one heck of a series. But before everything goes nuts next week we figured we'd sit down and talk about the documentary series Tiger King. Tune in to hear about our theories, roasts, and all about Mando's former arch-enemy. </p>
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        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/uit57x/tiger_king_edited.mp3" length="85722719" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back this week with a breather episode before we launch into one heck of a series. But before everything goes nuts next week we figured we'd sit down and talk about the documentary series Tiger King. Tune in to hear about our theories, roasts, and all about Mando's former arch-enemy. ]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
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                <itunes:episode>167</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 135 Timothy Leary Pt. 3: Charles Manson's Airbnb</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 135 Timothy Leary Pt. 3: Charles Manson's Airbnb</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-135-timothy-leary-pt-3-charles-mansons-airbnb/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-135-timothy-leary-pt-3-charles-mansons-airbnb/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2020 06:06:51 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the final installment in our series on the late scientist/cult leader Timothy Leary. How did the Harvard Psilocybin Project transform into an international free love cult? What crazy stuff did the group get into? What happened afterward? We answer all of these questions, and several more nobody asked, in this episode. Strap in!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the final installment in our series on the late scientist/cult leader Timothy Leary. How did the Harvard Psilocybin Project transform into an international free love cult? What crazy stuff did the group get into? What happened afterward? We answer all of these questions, and several more nobody asked, in this episode. Strap in!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/wrm923/timothy_leary_3.mp3" length="80956391" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with the final installment in our series on the late scientist/cult leader Timothy Leary. How did the Harvard Psilocybin Project transform into an international free love cult? What crazy stuff did the group get into? What happened afterward? We answer all of these questions, and several more nobody asked, in this episode. Strap in!
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
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        <title>Ep. 134 Timothy Leary Pt. 2: Garlicnauts</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 134 Timothy Leary Pt. 2: Garlicnauts</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-134-timothy-leary-pt-2-garlicnauts/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-134-timothy-leary-pt-2-garlicnauts/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2020 03:39:16 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with part two of our series on Timothy Leary. Today Mando takes Paige and Andrea through arguably Tim's most notable achievement: being the leader of the Harvard Psilocybin Project. Tune in to hear all about Timothy's first "cult", his buddy Baba Ram Dass, and about Armando's potential new religion.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with part two of our series on Timothy Leary. Today Mando takes Paige and Andrea through arguably Tim's most notable achievement: being the leader of the Harvard Psilocybin Project. Tune in to hear all about Timothy's first "cult", his buddy Baba Ram Dass, and about Armando's potential new religion.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with part two of our series on Timothy Leary. Today Mando takes Paige and Andrea through arguably Tim's most notable achievement: being the leader of the Harvard Psilocybin Project. Tune in to hear all about Timothy's first "cult", his buddy Baba Ram Dass, and about Armando's potential new religion.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 133 Timothy Leary: Aunt Dudu's Dirt Farm</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 133 Timothy Leary: Aunt Dudu's Dirt Farm</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-133-timothy-leary-aunt-dudus-dirt-farm/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-133-timothy-leary-aunt-dudus-dirt-farm/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2020 03:50:18 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week telling you to "turn on, tune in, and drop out". Join us as Armando takes Paige and Andrea through one of the most interesting lives ever lived. Half Manson and half baked, Timothy Leary's story is one hell of a trip. So put on your coolest shades and your "uncle-iest" denim jacket. We're diving deep, baybee.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week telling you to "turn on, tune in, and drop out". Join us as Armando takes Paige and Andrea through one of the most interesting lives ever lived. Half Manson and half baked, Timothy Leary's story is one hell of a trip. So put on your coolest shades and your "uncle-iest" denim jacket. We're diving deep, baybee.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back this week telling you to "turn on, tune in, and drop out". Join us as Armando takes Paige and Andrea through one of the most interesting lives ever lived. Half Manson and half baked, Timothy Leary's story is one hell of a trip. So put on your coolest shades and your "uncle-iest" denim jacket. We're diving deep, baybee.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 132.5 The Bunker: Lil Baby Rocks</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 132.5 The Bunker: Lil Baby Rocks</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-1325-the-bunker-lil-baby-rocks/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-1325-the-bunker-lil-baby-rocks/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2020 00:49:43 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back this mid-week with a minisode on a cult that is absolutely INSANE. Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the lives of a man who trapped his followers deep underground for years. Also, we all might be able to relate to being in a bunker these days. Crazy times.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back this mid-week with a minisode on a cult that is absolutely INSANE. Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the lives of a man who trapped his followers deep underground for years. Also, we all might be able to relate to being in a bunker these days. Crazy times.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back this mid-week with a minisode on a cult that is absolutely INSANE. Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the lives of a man who trapped his followers deep underground for years. Also, we all might be able to relate to being in a bunker these days. Crazy times.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
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        <itunes:duration>2559</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Ep. 132 Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh: Mmm SO GOOD!</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 132 Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh: Mmm SO GOOD!</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-132-gurmeet-ram-rahim-singh-mmm-so-good/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-132-gurmeet-ram-rahim-singh-mmm-so-good/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2020 00:42:04 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week with an episode on a very eccentric, and equally evil, guru by the name of Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh. Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the story of the guru's group, Dera Sacha Sauda, and his illustrious career as a movie star, artist, musician, and car technician. Yep. We'll get into it.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week with an episode on a very eccentric, and equally evil, guru by the name of Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh. Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the story of the guru's group, Dera Sacha Sauda, and his illustrious career as a movie star, artist, musician, and car technician. Yep. We'll get into it.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back this week with an episode on a very eccentric, and equally evil, guru by the name of Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh. Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the story of the guru's group, Dera Sacha Sauda, and his illustrious career as a movie star, artist, musician, and car technician. Yep. We'll get into it.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
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        <title>Ep. 131 Pana-Wave Laboratories: The Tale of Tama-chan</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 131 Pana-Wave Laboratories: The Tale of Tama-chan</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-131-pana-wave-laboratories-the-tale-of-tama-chan/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-131-pana-wave-laboratories-the-tale-of-tama-chan/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2020 01:36:17 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Hey! Psst. It's us. We know you're stuck in quarantine but you gotta make room for your three best buds. We're here so that Mando can tell you, Paige, and Andrea the story of the Pana-Wave Laboratories and their leader, Yuko Chino. If you need a laugh this is the perfect episode for you. This one is goofy through and through.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey! Psst. It's us. We know you're stuck in quarantine but you gotta make room for your three best buds. We're here so that Mando can tell you, Paige, and Andrea the story of the Pana-Wave Laboratories and their leader, Yuko Chino. If you need a laugh this is the perfect episode for you. This one is goofy through and through.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hey! Psst. It's us. We know you're stuck in quarantine but you gotta make room for your three best buds. We're here so that Mando can tell you, Paige, and Andrea the story of the Pana-Wave Laboratories and their leader, Yuko Chino. If you need a laugh this is the perfect episode for you. This one is goofy through and through.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3406</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Bonus Episode: Audible Grits ft. Kristal Adams</title>
        <itunes:title>Bonus Episode: Audible Grits ft. Kristal Adams</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/bonus-episode-audible-grits-ft-kristal-adams/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/bonus-episode-audible-grits-ft-kristal-adams/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2020 04:06:42 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>About a week ago we recorded this Coronavirus Madness-style bonus episode for y'all. We had no clue how bad it was going to be. But, the jokes still work, baybee. We hope this brightens up your Friday a bit. We're joined by Kristal Adams, host of the podcast Black Card Rehab, to talk about the disease, immune systems, and weird college experiences. If you need a good laugh, and I'm willing to bet you do, this is perfect for you.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>About a week ago we recorded this Coronavirus Madness-style bonus episode for y'all. We had no clue how bad it was going to be. But, the jokes still work, baybee. We hope this brightens up your Friday a bit. We're joined by Kristal Adams, host of the podcast Black Card Rehab, to talk about the disease, immune systems, and weird college experiences. If you need a good laugh, and I'm willing to bet you do, this is perfect for you.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[About a week ago we recorded this Coronavirus Madness-style bonus episode for y'all. We had no clue how bad it was going to be. But, the jokes still work, baybee. We hope this brightens up your Friday a bit. We're joined by Kristal Adams, host of the podcast Black Card Rehab, to talk about the disease, immune systems, and weird college experiences. If you need a good laugh, and I'm willing to bet you do, this is perfect for you.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3277</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>160</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 130 Shincheonji: Fire Type Jesus</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 130 Shincheonji: Fire Type Jesus</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-130-shincheonji-fire-type-jesus/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-130-shincheonji-fire-type-jesus/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2020 01:43:26 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Join us this week as we cover the very topical Korean cult Shincheonji. They've made headlines for their part in the spread of Coronavirus but their story goes back further and includes more feet than you probably would've guessed. Listen in as Paige brings Mando, Andrea, and you up to speed on the devious diseased cult.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Join us this week as we cover the very topical Korean cult Shincheonji. They've made headlines for their part in the spread of Coronavirus but their story goes back further and includes more feet than you probably would've guessed. Listen in as Paige brings Mando, Andrea, and you up to speed on the devious diseased cult.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/qedycd/coronavirus_cult_final.mp3" length="96167735" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Join us this week as we cover the very topical Korean cult Shincheonji. They've made headlines for their part in the spread of Coronavirus but their story goes back further and includes more feet than you probably would've guessed. Listen in as Paige brings Mando, Andrea, and you up to speed on the devious diseased cult.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5344</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>159</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 129 The Latin Kings Pt. 3: Mr. World-Flat</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 129 The Latin Kings Pt. 3: Mr. World-Flat</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-129-the-latin-kings-pt-3-mr-world-flat/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-129-the-latin-kings-pt-3-mr-world-flat/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2020 02:25:08 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the final episode in our series on the Latin Kings. We've come a long way from firefighters duking it out in the street. Join us this week as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the story of the Latin Kings in New York, what members get out of being in the gang, and where the gang is now.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the final episode in our series on the Latin Kings. We've come a long way from firefighters duking it out in the street. Join us this week as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the story of the Latin Kings in New York, what members get out of being in the gang, and where the gang is now.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with the final episode in our series on the Latin Kings. We've come a long way from firefighters duking it out in the street. Join us this week as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the story of the Latin Kings in New York, what members get out of being in the gang, and where the gang is now.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley, Armando Torres, and Andrea Guzzetta</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3821</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>158</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 128 The Latin Kings Pt. 2: In the Lagoon</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 128 The Latin Kings Pt. 2: In the Lagoon</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-128-the-latin-kings-pt-2-in-the-lagoon/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-128-the-latin-kings-pt-2-in-the-lagoon/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2020 03:04:26 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with part two of our series on the Latin Kings! Join us as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the writing of The Latin Kings Manifesto and the birth of the gang's religious aspect. Learn about "The Worst Dinner", the weirdest riot, and many other hilariously upsetting things.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with part two of our series on the Latin Kings! Join us as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the writing of The Latin Kings Manifesto and the birth of the gang's religious aspect. Learn about "The Worst Dinner", the weirdest riot, and many other hilariously upsetting things.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with part two of our series on the Latin Kings! Join us as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the writing of The Latin Kings Manifesto and the birth of the gang's religious aspect. Learn about "The Worst Dinner", the weirdest riot, and many other hilariously upsetting things.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
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        <title>Bonus Episode: Big Herm's Big Dumps ft. Erin Suth</title>
        <itunes:title>Bonus Episode: Big Herm's Big Dumps ft. Erin Suth</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/bonus-episode-big-herms-big-dumps-ft-erin-suth/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 28 Feb 2020 01:20:31 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We were lucky enough to have Erin, Paige's sister, in the studio a few days ago and recorded this lil bonus episode for y'all to help you get through the Friday commute! Kick off your weekend by hearing about one of the worst first dates in history, the pros and cons of grillz, and for some questions from listeners. All in all a real good time.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We were lucky enough to have Erin, Paige's sister, in the studio a few days ago and recorded this lil bonus episode for y'all to help you get through the Friday commute! Kick off your weekend by hearing about one of the worst first dates in history, the pros and cons of grillz, and for some questions from listeners. All in all a real good time.</p>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-127-the-latin-kings-just-like-mean-girls/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 24 Feb 2020 00:23:01 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with another episode on gangs! Except for this time, the gang is actually closer to a cult than you might've thought. With its own religion, sacred text, and demi-gods the Latin Kings are part "Crips and Bloods" and part "Jonestown". Join us as Mando tells Paige and Andrea about how Chicago's history birthed the gang and what the group's original purpose was.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with another episode on gangs! Except for this time, the gang is actually closer to a cult than you might've thought. With its own religion, sacred text, and demi-gods the Latin Kings are part "Crips and Bloods" and part "Jonestown". Join us as Mando tells Paige and Andrea about how Chicago's history birthed the gang and what the group's original purpose was.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
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        <title>Ep. 126 The Seekers: Mime-o-grams</title>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-126-the-seekers-mime-o-grams/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 17 Feb 2020 02:23:17 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with another episode about some wild space cult. Except this one has a fancy science twist. Shouts out to all my nerds out there. Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the prophecies of a Chicago woman and the long-lasting implications they've had on sociology. Also, thanks to our sponsor, Mando's Mime-o-grams: "Providing terrible news with horrible body movements since 2020!"</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with another episode about some wild space cult. Except this one has a fancy science twist. Shouts out to all my nerds out there. Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the prophecies of a Chicago woman and the long-lasting implications they've had on sociology. Also, thanks to our sponsor, Mando's Mime-o-grams: "Providing terrible news with horrible body movements since 2020!"</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 125 The Illuminati Pt. 2: Forbidden Secrets</title>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-125-the-illuminati-pt-2-forbidden-secrets/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 10 Feb 2020 05:35:09 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back from our break with part two of our series on The Illuminati! Join us as Mando tells Paige and Andrea about how Adam Weishaupt turned a rag-tag group of college boys into one of the most feared and infamous groups in history. Stay tuned at the end to hear the gang open up a special package, too! Spoiler: It's either proof that aliens are real or some really amazing art from some listeners. Maybe both.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back from our break with part two of our series on The Illuminati! Join us as Mando tells Paige and Andrea about how Adam Weishaupt turned a rag-tag group of college boys into one of the most feared and infamous groups in history. Stay tuned at the end to hear the gang open up a special package, too! Spoiler: It's either proof that aliens are real or some really amazing art from some listeners. Maybe both.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back from our break with part two of our series on The Illuminati! Join us as Mando tells Paige and Andrea about how Adam Weishaupt turned a rag-tag group of college boys into one of the most feared and infamous groups in history. Stay tuned at the end to hear the gang open up a special package, too! Spoiler: It's either proof that aliens are real or some really amazing art from some listeners. Maybe both.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <title>Kansas City Madness</title>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/kansas-city-madness/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 03 Feb 2020 01:28:50 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We recap our trip to Kansas City in prep for Illuminati Part 2 next week! Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We recap our trip to Kansas City in prep for Illuminati Part 2 next week! Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <title>The Blackburn Cult: Live at Panic Fest!</title>
        <itunes:title>The Blackburn Cult: Live at Panic Fest!</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/the-blackburn-cult-live-at-panic-fest/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 27 Jan 2020 20:09:36 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Sorry for the delay, but we promise it's worth it! This week our episode is the live show we performed at Panic Fest 2020! Join us as we take you, and a crowd of innocent civilians, through one of the most insane and, at times, upsetting groups we've ever covered. Learn all about how May Otis and her sister-daughter used some good looks and "questionable hands" to make a group of Jesus nerds excited about a book. Was that a strange series of typos? Nope. Buckle up, folks. It gets WEIRD.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry for the delay, but we promise it's worth it! This week our episode is the live show we performed at Panic Fest 2020! Join us as we take you, and a crowd of innocent civilians, through one of the most insane and, at times, upsetting groups we've ever covered. Learn all about how May Otis and her sister-daughter used some good looks and "questionable hands" to make a group of Jesus nerds excited about a book. Was that a strange series of typos? Nope. Buckle up, folks. It gets WEIRD.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sorry for the delay, but we promise it's worth it! This week our episode is the live show we performed at Panic Fest 2020! Join us as we take you, and a crowd of innocent civilians, through one of the most insane and, at times, upsetting groups we've ever covered. Learn all about how May Otis and her sister-daughter used some good looks and "questionable hands" to make a group of Jesus nerds excited about a book. Was that a strange series of typos? Nope. Buckle up, folks. It gets WEIRD.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 124 The Illuminati: The Goose is Loose</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 124 The Illuminati: The Goose is Loose</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-124-the-illuminati-the-goose-is-loose/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 20 Jan 2020 04:50:39 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[



We're back with another episode this week. Or ARE we? Maybe today is the day that we finally blow our cover and indoctrinate you into one of the most notorious and feared cults in history. Join Mando as he takes Paige and Andrea through the early life of Johann Adam Weishaupt and the group that would become the Illuminati. Also, listeners beware. Skin car is ALWAYS watching you.

<p>Also, WE'VE GOT ANOTHER LIVE SHOW! We're returning to Panic Fest in January 2020 to debut our new live show in Kansas City, MO and we hope to see you there on Saturday the 25th at 2:45 pm. <a href='https://screenland.com/armour/movie/panic-fest-the-cult-podcast'>Click here for tickets</a> or visit <a href='https://screenland.com/armour/movie/panic-fest-the-cult-podcast'>www.panicfilmfest.com</a>.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>

 
 


 

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We're back with another episode this week. Or ARE we? Maybe today is the day that we finally blow our cover and indoctrinate you into one of the most notorious and feared cults in history. Join Mando as he takes Paige and Andrea through the early life of Johann Adam Weishaupt and the group that would become the Illuminati. Also, listeners beware. Skin car is ALWAYS watching you.

<p>Also, WE'VE GOT ANOTHER LIVE SHOW! We're returning to Panic Fest in January 2020 to debut our new live show in Kansas City, MO and we hope to see you there on Saturday the 25th at 2:45 pm. <a href='https://screenland.com/armour/movie/panic-fest-the-cult-podcast'>Click here for tickets</a> or visit <a href='https://screenland.com/armour/movie/panic-fest-the-cult-podcast'>www.panicfilmfest.com</a>.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>

 
 


 

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We're back with another episode this week. Or ARE we? Maybe today is the day that we finally blow our cover and indoctrinate you into one of the most notorious and feared cults in history. Join Mando as he takes Paige and Andrea through the early life of Johann Adam Weishaupt and the group that would become the Illuminati. Also, listeners beware. Skin car is ALWAYS watching you.

Also, WE'VE GOT ANOTHER LIVE SHOW! We're returning to Panic Fest in January 2020 to debut our new live show in Kansas City, MO and we hope to see you there on Saturday the 25th at 2:45 pm. Click here for tickets or visit www.panicfilmfest.com.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.

 
 


 

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        <title>Ep. 123 BDX: The Dolly Lama</title>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-123-bdx-the-dolly-lama/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jan 2020 05:11:47 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with a longer-than-normal episode for this week. Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the life and times of Scott Caruthers and his space cult of cat worshipping gym rats. There's a lot to unpack here but if you're a fan of true crime you're gonna LOVE this one. Highlights include: figuring out how to correctly apply sunscreen ALL OVER your body, a few pitches for the next hit A&E documentary, and us accidentally solving the JonBenét Ramsey murder. So, get yourself anywhere between 10-20 cats, hop in your spaceship, and hold on because it's gonna be a wild ride!</p>
<p>Also, WE'VE GOT ANOTHER LIVE SHOW! We're returning to Panic Fest in January 2020 to debut our new live show in Kansas City, MO and we hope to see you there on Saturday the 25th at 2:45 pm. <a href='https://screenland.com/armour/movie/panic-fest-the-cult-podcast'>Click here for tickets</a> or visit <a href='https://screenland.com/armour/movie/panic-fest-the-cult-podcast'>www.panicfilmfest.com</a>.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with a longer-than-normal episode for this week. Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the life and times of Scott Caruthers and his space cult of cat worshipping gym rats. There's a lot to unpack here but if you're a fan of true crime you're gonna LOVE this one. Highlights include: figuring out how to correctly apply sunscreen ALL OVER your body, a few pitches for the next hit A&E documentary, and us accidentally solving the JonBenét Ramsey murder. So, get yourself anywhere between 10-20 cats, hop in your spaceship, and hold on because it's gonna be a wild ride!</p>
<p>Also, WE'VE GOT ANOTHER LIVE SHOW! We're returning to Panic Fest in January 2020 to debut our new live show in Kansas City, MO and we hope to see you there on Saturday the 25th at 2:45 pm. <a href='https://screenland.com/armour/movie/panic-fest-the-cult-podcast'>Click here for tickets</a> or visit <a href='https://screenland.com/armour/movie/panic-fest-the-cult-podcast'>www.panicfilmfest.com</a>.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with a longer-than-normal episode for this week. Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the life and times of Scott Caruthers and his space cult of cat worshipping gym rats. There's a lot to unpack here but if you're a fan of true crime you're gonna LOVE this one. Highlights include: figuring out how to correctly apply sunscreen ALL OVER your body, a few pitches for the next hit A&E documentary, and us accidentally solving the JonBenét Ramsey murder. So, get yourself anywhere between 10-20 cats, hop in your spaceship, and hold on because it's gonna be a wild ride!
Also, WE'VE GOT ANOTHER LIVE SHOW! We're returning to Panic Fest in January 2020 to debut our new live show in Kansas City, MO and we hope to see you there on Saturday the 25th at 2:45 pm. Click here for tickets or visit www.panicfilmfest.com.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 122 Sherry Shriner - Orgone Cupcakes</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 122 Sherry Shriner - Orgone Cupcakes</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-122-sherry-shriner-orgone-cupcakes/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-122-sherry-shriner-orgone-cupcakes/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 06 Jan 2020 00:35:34 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Back again to EXPOSE the Reptillian Agenda and accuse everyone of being the Antichrist. It's part 2 of Sherry Shriner!</p>
<p>Also, WE'VE GOT ANOTHER LIVE SHOW! We're returning to Panic Fest in January 2020 to debut our new live show in Kansas City, MO and we hope to see you there on Saturday the 25th at 2:45 pm. <a href='https://screenland.com/armour/movie/panic-fest-the-cult-podcast'>Click here for tickets</a> or visit <a href='https://screenland.com/armour/movie/panic-fest-the-cult-podcast'>www.panicfilmfest.com</a>.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Back again to EXPOSE the Reptillian Agenda and accuse everyone of being the Antichrist. It's part 2 of Sherry Shriner!</p>
<p>Also, WE'VE GOT ANOTHER LIVE SHOW! We're returning to Panic Fest in January 2020 to debut our new live show in Kansas City, MO and we hope to see you there on Saturday the 25th at 2:45 pm. <a href='https://screenland.com/armour/movie/panic-fest-the-cult-podcast'>Click here for tickets</a> or visit <a href='https://screenland.com/armour/movie/panic-fest-the-cult-podcast'>www.panicfilmfest.com</a>.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Back again to EXPOSE the Reptillian Agenda and accuse everyone of being the Antichrist. It's part 2 of Sherry Shriner!
Also, WE'VE GOT ANOTHER LIVE SHOW! We're returning to Panic Fest in January 2020 to debut our new live show in Kansas City, MO and we hope to see you there on Saturday the 25th at 2:45 pm. Click here for tickets or visit www.panicfilmfest.com.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 121 Sherry Shriner Pt. 1 - President Susej</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 121 Sherry Shriner Pt. 1 - President Susej</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-121-sherry-shriner-pt-1-president-susej/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-121-sherry-shriner-pt-1-president-susej/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 29 Dec 2019 23:59:00 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Back from the Holidays we're diving right into the REPTILLIAN AGENDA! It's all a conspiracy... OR IS THAT WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK?!?!? Join us as we talk about end times theology and how the internet has affected the spread of modern conspiracy thought!</p>
<p>Also, WE'VE GOT ANOTHER LIVE SHOW! We're returning to Panic Fest in January 2020 to debut our new live show in Kansas City, MO and we hope to see you there on Saturday the 25th at 2:45 pm. <a href='https://screenland.com/armour/movie/panic-fest-the-cult-podcast'>Click here for tickets</a> or visit <a href='https://screenland.com/armour/movie/panic-fest-the-cult-podcast'>www.panicfilmfest.com</a>.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Back from the Holidays we're diving right into the REPTILLIAN AGENDA! It's all a conspiracy... OR IS THAT WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK?!?!? Join us as we talk about end times theology and how the internet has affected the spread of modern conspiracy thought!</p>
<p>Also, WE'VE GOT ANOTHER LIVE SHOW! We're returning to Panic Fest in January 2020 to debut our new live show in Kansas City, MO and we hope to see you there on Saturday the 25th at 2:45 pm. <a href='https://screenland.com/armour/movie/panic-fest-the-cult-podcast'>Click here for tickets</a> or visit <a href='https://screenland.com/armour/movie/panic-fest-the-cult-podcast'>www.panicfilmfest.com</a>.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Back from the Holidays we're diving right into the REPTILLIAN AGENDA! It's all a conspiracy... OR IS THAT WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK?!?!? Join us as we talk about end times theology and how the internet has affected the spread of modern conspiracy thought!
Also, WE'VE GOT ANOTHER LIVE SHOW! We're returning to Panic Fest in January 2020 to debut our new live show in Kansas City, MO and we hope to see you there on Saturday the 25th at 2:45 pm. Click here for tickets or visit www.panicfilmfest.com.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.
 
 ]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 120 League of the South: Halli-BIRD-ton</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 120 League of the South: Halli-BIRD-ton</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-120-league-of-the-south-halli-bird-ton/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-120-league-of-the-south-halli-bird-ton/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 23 Dec 2019 04:19:13 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back from the quarantine and what better way to celebrate the holidays than by having ourselves a WHITE Christmas? That's right. Mando's back on his BS this week and he's taking Paige and Andrea through the history of Michael Hill's League of the South. Tune in to find out about the true origin of Southerners, the evilest people on Earth, and Mando's genius plan to make America great again. But not in a racist way. We swear.</p>
<p>Also, WE'VE GOT ANOTHER LIVE SHOW! We're returning to Panic Fest in January 2020 to debut our new live show in Kansas City, MO and we hope to see you there on Saturday the 25th at 2:45 pm. <a href='https://screenland.com/armour/movie/panic-fest-the-cult-podcast'>Click here for tickets</a> or visit <a href='https://screenland.com/armour/movie/panic-fest-the-cult-podcast'>www.panicfilmfest.com</a>.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back from the quarantine and what better way to celebrate the holidays than by having ourselves a WHITE Christmas? That's right. Mando's back on his BS this week and he's taking Paige and Andrea through the history of Michael Hill's League of the South. Tune in to find out about the true origin of Southerners, the evilest people on Earth, and Mando's genius plan to make America great again. But not in a racist way. We swear.</p>
<p>Also, WE'VE GOT ANOTHER LIVE SHOW! We're returning to Panic Fest in January 2020 to debut our new live show in Kansas City, MO and we hope to see you there on Saturday the 25th at 2:45 pm. <a href='https://screenland.com/armour/movie/panic-fest-the-cult-podcast'>Click here for tickets</a> or visit <a href='https://screenland.com/armour/movie/panic-fest-the-cult-podcast'>www.panicfilmfest.com</a>.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back from the quarantine and what better way to celebrate the holidays than by having ourselves a WHITE Christmas? That's right. Mando's back on his BS this week and he's taking Paige and Andrea through the history of Michael Hill's League of the South. Tune in to find out about the true origin of Southerners, the evilest people on Earth, and Mando's genius plan to make America great again. But not in a racist way. We swear.
Also, WE'VE GOT ANOTHER LIVE SHOW! We're returning to Panic Fest in January 2020 to debut our new live show in Kansas City, MO and we hope to see you there on Saturday the 25th at 2:45 pm. Click here for tickets or visit www.panicfilmfest.com.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <title>Bonus Episode: Forever 300lb.s ft. Todd from Horror Virgin</title>
        <itunes:title>Bonus Episode: Forever 300lb.s ft. Todd from Horror Virgin</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/bonus-episode-forever-300lbs-ft-todd-from-horror-virgin/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/bonus-episode-forever-300lbs-ft-todd-from-horror-virgin/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 16 Dec 2019 04:25:54 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're taking a break this week to recover from some serious illness. Luckily, we have this bonus episode to share with you featuring Horror Virgin's own Todd! In this one we talk about snow, horror movies, and listen to some of the amazing "Survivin', but Not Livin'" songs y'all sent in. We will be back with regular episodes next week and we hope this hilarious hour and change can tide you over until then. But if you're really in need of some Monday morning podcasting check out Horror Virgin!</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're taking a break this week to recover from some serious illness. Luckily, we have this bonus episode to share with you featuring Horror Virgin's own Todd! In this one we talk about snow, horror movies, and listen to some of the amazing "Survivin', but Not Livin'" songs y'all sent in. We will be back with regular episodes next week and we hope this hilarious hour and change can tide you over until then. But if you're really in need of some Monday morning podcasting check out Horror Virgin!</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're taking a break this week to recover from some serious illness. Luckily, we have this bonus episode to share with you featuring Horror Virgin's own Todd! In this one we talk about snow, horror movies, and listen to some of the amazing "Survivin', but Not Livin'" songs y'all sent in. We will be back with regular episodes next week and we hope this hilarious hour and change can tide you over until then. But if you're really in need of some Monday morning podcasting check out Horror Virgin!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 119 Unarius: Heaven Was a Jimmy John's</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 119 Unarius: Heaven Was a Jimmy John's</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-119-unarius-heaven-was-a-jimmy-johns/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-119-unarius-heaven-was-a-jimmy-johns/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 09 Dec 2019 06:01:59 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with an extra long, extra funny, and extra palate-cleansing episode this week. Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the history of Unarius and their absolutely insane leaders, outfits, and beliefs. What started as a man's dream of opening a space library has become one of the best known, but rarely talked about, cults in American history. So hop up into our ship and we'll fill you in on the way to El Cajon.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with an extra long, extra funny, and extra palate-cleansing episode this week. Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the history of Unarius and their absolutely insane leaders, outfits, and beliefs. What started as a man's dream of opening a space library has become one of the best known, but rarely talked about, cults in American history. So hop up into our ship and we'll fill you in on the way to El Cajon.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 118 Witchcraft Pt. 3: Pantie-gea</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 118 Witchcraft Pt. 3: Pantie-gea</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-118-witchcraft-pt-3-pantie-gea/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-118-witchcraft-pt-3-pantie-gea/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 02 Dec 2019 03:43:05 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the final installment of our series on witchcraft and witches in the western world. Over the last two weeks we've learned about the history of magic, the turn from respect of it to fear of it, and some very slippery chairs. But join us this week as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through arguably the most famous instance of magical persecution: The Salem Witch Trials! This one truly has it all: a weed fueled history lesson, tons of goofy jokes, and an accidental endorsement of the Klan. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the final installment of our series on witchcraft and witches in the western world. Over the last two weeks we've learned about the history of magic, the turn from respect of it to fear of it, and some very slippery chairs. But join us this week as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through arguably the most famous instance of magical persecution: The Salem Witch Trials! This one truly has it all: a weed fueled history lesson, tons of goofy jokes, and an accidental endorsement of the Klan. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with the final installment of our series on witchcraft and witches in the western world. Over the last two weeks we've learned about the history of magic, the turn from respect of it to fear of it, and some very slippery chairs. But join us this week as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through arguably the most famous instance of magical persecution: The Salem Witch Trials! This one truly has it all: a weed fueled history lesson, tons of goofy jokes, and an accidental endorsement of the Klan. 
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 117 Witchcraft Pt. 2: Really Slippery Chairs</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 117 Witchcraft Pt. 2: Really Slippery Chairs</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-117-witchcraft-pt-2-really-slippery-chairs/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-117-witchcraft-pt-2-really-slippery-chairs/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 25 Nov 2019 03:44:12 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with another installment in our series on Witchcraft and Witches! Join us as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the change in Europe's attitude towards witches, the writings of many books, and the slippery-est chairs in history. Come for the in-depth research on the western concept of magic, stay for the many pants-less descriptions of Henry Cavill.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab. </p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with another installment in our series on Witchcraft and Witches! Join us as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the change in Europe's attitude towards witches, the writings of many books, and the slippery-est chairs in history. Come for the in-depth research on the western concept of magic, stay for the many pants-less descriptions of Henry Cavill.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab. </p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with another installment in our series on Witchcraft and Witches! Join us as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the change in Europe's attitude towards witches, the writings of many books, and the slippery-est chairs in history. Come for the in-depth research on the western concept of magic, stay for the many pants-less descriptions of Henry Cavill.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab. ]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 116 Witchcraft: Trial by River</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 116 Witchcraft: Trial by River</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-116-witchcraft-trial-by-river/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-116-witchcraft-trial-by-river/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 18 Nov 2019 02:51:58 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with a continuation on our dive into early colonial America. Instead of focusing on some stuck-up murderous trespassers, join Armando as he takes Paige and Andrea through the early days of humanity and the birth of Western Witchcraft, one of history's most misunderstood topics. Are witches real? Is magic just "fancy lying"? When is the Las Vegas Black Magic Meet Up? The answers to all of these questions, and more, lie inside of this episode. Do you dare to listen?</p>
<p>Also also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with a continuation on our dive into early colonial America. Instead of focusing on some stuck-up murderous trespassers, join Armando as he takes Paige and Andrea through the early days of humanity and the birth of Western Witchcraft, one of history's most misunderstood topics. Are witches real? Is magic just "fancy lying"? When is the Las Vegas Black Magic Meet Up? The answers to all of these questions, and more, lie inside of this episode. Do you dare to listen?</p>
<p>Also also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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Also also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
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        <title>Ep. 115 Puritans Pt. 2: The Terry Crews Cruise</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 115 Puritans Pt. 2: The Terry Crews Cruise</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-115-puritans-pt-2-the-terry-crews-cruise/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 11 Nov 2019 06:01:45 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with a new episode on new religious groups in the new world. That's right, we on that new-new (new). Join Paige as she takes Mando and Andrea through part two of her series on the Puritans, and other colonists, as they arrive in what would someday become America. From a lesson on the world's worst cruise ship to a jingle for a Spanish-English mingle, this one is as informative as it is hilarious. Now, grab a well toned peck or bicep and strap in. It's about to get pilgrim-y up in this thing.</p>
<p>Also, we're doing our first annual Cult Podcast Secret Spooky Santa! Shouts out to Kristin for setting it up! To join in the festive fun join our <a href='https://www.facebook.com/groups/CultPodcast/'>Facebook Group</a> (a link is available at the bottom of <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a>) and check the post at the top of the page.</p>
<p>Also also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with a new episode on new religious groups in the new world. That's right, we on that new-new (new). Join Paige as she takes Mando and Andrea through part two of her series on the Puritans, and other colonists, as they arrive in what would someday become America. From a lesson on the world's worst cruise ship to a jingle for a Spanish-English mingle, this one is as informative as it is hilarious. Now, grab a well toned peck or bicep and strap in. It's about to get pilgrim-y up in this thing.</p>
<p>Also, we're doing our first annual Cult Podcast Secret Spooky Santa! Shouts out to Kristin for setting it up! To join in the festive fun join our <a href='https://www.facebook.com/groups/CultPodcast/'>Facebook Group</a> (a link is available at the bottom of <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a>) and check the post at the top of the page.</p>
<p>Also also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with a new episode on new religious groups in the new world. That's right, we on that new-new (new). Join Paige as she takes Mando and Andrea through part two of her series on the Puritans, and other colonists, as they arrive in what would someday become America. From a lesson on the world's worst cruise ship to a jingle for a Spanish-English mingle, this one is as informative as it is hilarious. Now, grab a well toned peck or bicep and strap in. It's about to get pilgrim-y up in this thing.
Also, we're doing our first annual Cult Podcast Secret Spooky Santa! Shouts out to Kristin for setting it up! To join in the festive fun join our Facebook Group (a link is available at the bottom of our website) and check the post at the top of the page.
Also also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 114 Puritans: Survivin', Not Livin'</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 114 Puritans: Survivin', Not Livin'</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-114-puritans-survivin-not-livin/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-114-puritans-survivin-not-livin/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 04 Nov 2019 03:36:15 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with an exceptionally November-y episode! Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the story of some early American colonizers. Boy, do these folk really put the grim in pilgrims. But, before we get to the New World, we have to teach you some English history! Yay! And if that ain't convincing enough, Mando starts his career as a successful country singer in this one. So, you definitely don't wanna miss this.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with an exceptionally November-y episode! Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the story of some early American colonizers. Boy, do these folk really put the grim in pilgrims. But, before we get to the New World, we have to teach you some English history! Yay! And if that ain't convincing enough, Mando starts his career as a successful country singer in this one. So, you definitely don't wanna miss this.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with an exceptionally November-y episode! Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the story of some early American colonizers. Boy, do these folk really put the grim in pilgrims. But, before we get to the New World, we have to teach you some English history! Yay! And if that ain't convincing enough, Mando starts his career as a successful country singer in this one. So, you definitely don't wanna miss this.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 113 The Chicago Rippers Pt. 3: The Grandslammer</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 113 The Chicago Rippers Pt. 3: The Grandslammer</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-113-the-chicago-rippers-pt-3-the-grandslammer/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-113-the-chicago-rippers-pt-3-the-grandslammer/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 28 Oct 2019 15:49:07 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week with the third and final episode in our series on The Chicago Rippers. In this one Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the absolutely horrific crimes committed by a group of three followers and their truly evil leader: Robin Gecht. And, as a bonus, we've featured the most well researched and possibly controversial Speculation Zone in the history of Cult Podcast featuring one of the most infamous serial killers ever. Strap in. This one gets wild.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week with the third and final episode in our series on The Chicago Rippers. In this one Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the absolutely horrific crimes committed by a group of three followers and their truly evil leader: Robin Gecht. And, as a bonus, we've featured the most well researched and possibly controversial Speculation Zone in the history of Cult Podcast featuring one of the most infamous serial killers ever. Strap in. This one gets wild.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Fire Madness: Art's Urinal Wine</title>
        <itunes:title>Fire Madness: Art's Urinal Wine</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/fire-madness-arts-urinal-wine/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/fire-madness-arts-urinal-wine/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 21 Oct 2019 01:54:39 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're taking a week off to celebrate Paige's wedding! However, before she eloped with her lumberjack beau, we recorded this Fire Madness episode (ironically days before a fire broke out a mere 15 miles away from where we record). We open your packages, talk about the horrific past few weeks of our lives, and learn a lot about some good ol' basement wine. We'll be back to our normal schedule next week with the final episode of our series on The Chicago Rippers!</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're taking a week off to celebrate Paige's wedding! However, before she eloped with her lumberjack beau, we recorded this Fire Madness episode (ironically days before a fire broke out a mere 15 miles away from where we record). We open your packages, talk about the horrific past few weeks of our lives, and learn a lot about some good ol' basement wine. We'll be back to our normal schedule next week with the final episode of our series on The Chicago Rippers!</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're taking a week off to celebrate Paige's wedding! However, before she eloped with her lumberjack beau, we recorded this Fire Madness episode (ironically days before a fire broke out a mere 15 miles away from where we record). We open your packages, talk about the horrific past few weeks of our lives, and learn a lot about some good ol' basement wine. We'll be back to our normal schedule next week with the final episode of our series on The Chicago Rippers!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 112 The Chicago Rippers Pt. 2: Pegacop</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 112 The Chicago Rippers Pt. 2: Pegacop</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-112-the-chicago-rippers-pt-2-pegacop/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-112-the-chicago-rippers-pt-2-pegacop/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 14 Oct 2019 04:16:40 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week with part two of our series on The Chicago Rippers! Things get more murdery in this one but somehow they also manage to get way goofier. Go figure. Join Mando as he takes Paige and Andrea through the killer times had by Chicago's craziest band of evil-doers. And, whatever you do, make sure to catch Pegacop premiering this Tuesday on USA.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week with part two of our series on The Chicago Rippers! Things get more murdery in this one but somehow they also manage to get way goofier. Go figure. Join Mando as he takes Paige and Andrea through the killer times had by Chicago's craziest band of evil-doers. And, whatever you do, make sure to catch Pegacop premiering this Tuesday on USA.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back this week with part two of our series on The Chicago Rippers! Things get more murdery in this one but somehow they also manage to get way goofier. Go figure. Join Mando as he takes Paige and Andrea through the killer times had by Chicago's craziest band of evil-doers. And, whatever you do, make sure to catch Pegacop premiering this Tuesday on USA.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 111 The Chicago Rippers: An-PONY-o Banderas</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 111 The Chicago Rippers: An-PONY-o Banderas</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-111-the-chicago-rippers-an-pony-o-banderas/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-111-the-chicago-rippers-an-pony-o-banderas/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 07 Oct 2019 02:24:56 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>As we prep our new live show for 2020 we thought we'd put the six months we spent researching to use by sharing the absolutely insane story of The Chicago Rippers. This group of cannibalistic, Satan worshiping, heavy metal blasting murderers are definitely some of the most terrifying people to ever come out of the murder capital of America: the Midwest. Join us as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the life of their leader, Robin Gecht. See how he went from the King of Hashbrowns to the Dark Lord of Slashtown. Buckle up. This series is gonna get wild.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As we prep our new live show for 2020 we thought we'd put the six months we spent researching to use by sharing the absolutely insane story of The Chicago Rippers. This group of cannibalistic, Satan worshiping, heavy metal blasting murderers are definitely some of the most terrifying people to ever come out of the murder capital of America: the Midwest. Join us as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the life of their leader, Robin Gecht. See how he went from the King of Hashbrowns to the Dark Lord of Slashtown. Buckle up. This series is gonna get wild.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/82dnft/Chicago_Rippers_1.mp3" length="81012239" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[As we prep our new live show for 2020 we thought we'd put the six months we spent researching to use by sharing the absolutely insane story of The Chicago Rippers. This group of cannibalistic, Satan worshiping, heavy metal blasting murderers are definitely some of the most terrifying people to ever come out of the murder capital of America: the Midwest. Join us as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the life of their leader, Robin Gecht. See how he went from the King of Hashbrowns to the Dark Lord of Slashtown. Buckle up. This series is gonna get wild.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 110 Nigerian Confraternities: Bradley's Dad's House</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 110 Nigerian Confraternities: Bradley's Dad's House</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-110-nigerian-confraternities-bradleys-dads-house/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-110-nigerian-confraternities-bradleys-dads-house/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 30 Sep 2019 04:23:17 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with a group that might actually bust a Kappa in you. Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the history of Nigerian Confraternities. Much like their American cousins, these groups were originally started to do some good. But, also like their American cousins, these frats get pretty dang wild. In a bad way. So, get your beer bongs out and your best Abercrombie shirt soaked in Axe body spray. We're diving into some frats, baybee.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with a group that might actually bust a Kappa in you. Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the history of Nigerian Confraternities. Much like their American cousins, these groups were originally started to do some good. But, also like their American cousins, these frats get pretty dang wild. In a bad way. So, get your beer bongs out and your best Abercrombie shirt soaked in Axe body spray. We're diving into some frats, baybee.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with a group that might actually bust a Kappa in you. Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the history of Nigerian Confraternities. Much like their American cousins, these groups were originally started to do some good. But, also like their American cousins, these frats get pretty dang wild. In a bad way. So, get your beer bongs out and your best Abercrombie shirt soaked in Axe body spray. We're diving into some frats, baybee.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5513</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>134</itunes:episode>
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    <item>
        <title>Ep. 109 Flat Earthers: Sky Perverts</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 109 Flat Earthers: Sky Perverts</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-109-flat-earthers-sky-perverts/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-109-flat-earthers-sky-perverts/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 23 Sep 2019 05:52:42 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Well, this is it. The final episode of Cult Podcast. Mando has gone full Flat Earther and Paige's brain just exploded during the recording session. I hope you've all enjoyed the ride. We'll see you in Flat Heaven. But, until then, join us as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the beliefs, history, and spread of the fastest growing conspiracy theory. This cult-like group of "woke folk" have taken the internet (mostly YouTube) by storm and it's time to find out where they come from. Coincidentally, this episode is brought to you by our newest sponsor: "Halle Burton".</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, this is it. The final episode of Cult Podcast. Mando has gone full Flat Earther and Paige's brain just exploded during the recording session. I hope you've all enjoyed the ride. We'll see you in Flat Heaven. But, until then, join us as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the beliefs, history, and spread of the fastest growing conspiracy theory. This cult-like group of "woke folk" have taken the internet (mostly YouTube) by storm and it's time to find out where they come from. Coincidentally, this episode is brought to you by our newest sponsor: "Halle Burton".</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
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        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/b967xj/Flat_Earth.mp3" length="125875807" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Well, this is it. The final episode of Cult Podcast. Mando has gone full Flat Earther and Paige's brain just exploded during the recording session. I hope you've all enjoyed the ride. We'll see you in Flat Heaven. But, until then, join us as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the beliefs, history, and spread of the fastest growing conspiracy theory. This cult-like group of "woke folk" have taken the internet (mostly YouTube) by storm and it's time to find out where they come from. Coincidentally, this episode is brought to you by our newest sponsor: "Halle Burton".
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>7358</itunes:duration>
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    <item>
        <title>Ep. 108 Terri Hoffman Pt. 2: Cumco Knives</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 108 Terri Hoffman Pt. 2: Cumco Knives</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-108-terri-hoffman-cumco-knives/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-108-terri-hoffman-cumco-knives/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 16 Sep 2019 03:47:38 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week for part two of our series on Terri Hoffman and her group, "The Conscious Development of Body, Mind, and Soul". If last week was the Chardonnay Titty then this week is definitely the Pee Titty. Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the murders, fraud, and drunken antics of the Lady Jesus from Dallas, TX.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week for part two of our series on Terri Hoffman and her group, "The Conscious Development of Body, Mind, and Soul". If last week was the Chardonnay Titty then this week is definitely the Pee Titty. Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the murders, fraud, and drunken antics of the Lady Jesus from Dallas, TX.</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back this week for part two of our series on Terri Hoffman and her group, "The Conscious Development of Body, Mind, and Soul". If last week was the Chardonnay Titty then this week is definitely the Pee Titty. Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the murders, fraud, and drunken antics of the Lady Jesus from Dallas, TX.
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5122</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>132</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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    <item>
        <title>Ep. 107 Terri Hoffman: The Chardonnay Titty </title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 107 Terri Hoffman: The Chardonnay Titty </itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-107-terri-hoffman-the-chardonnay-titty/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-107-terri-hoffman-the-chardonnay-titty/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 09 Sep 2019 02:03:38 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Well, if you thought Armando's understanding of balls was weird, wait until ya listen to this one. We're back this week so that Paige can take Mando and Andrea through the story of a group called "The Conscious Development of Body, Mind and Soul" and its wine-loving leader: Terri Hoffman. In addition to being very interesting and informative, this is also a wildly funny episode that covers all the bases: goofy voices, a lesson in "anatomy", and a new definition for the term "MILF". Let's get into it!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, if you thought Armando's understanding of balls was weird, wait until ya listen to this one. We're back this week so that Paige can take Mando and Andrea through the story of a group called "The Conscious Development of Body, Mind and Soul" and its wine-loving leader: Terri Hoffman. In addition to being very interesting and informative, this is also a wildly funny episode that covers all the bases: goofy voices, a lesson in "anatomy", and a new definition for the term "MILF". Let's get into it!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/bxrcng/ChardonYAY.mp3" length="79902391" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Well, if you thought Armando's understanding of balls was weird, wait until ya listen to this one. We're back this week so that Paige can take Mando and Andrea through the story of a group called "The Conscious Development of Body, Mind and Soul" and its wine-loving leader: Terri Hoffman. In addition to being very interesting and informative, this is also a wildly funny episode that covers all the bases: goofy voices, a lesson in "anatomy", and a new definition for the term "MILF". Let's get into it!
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4622</itunes:duration>
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    <item>
        <title>Ep. 106 The Sullivanians: Karen Horny</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 106 The Sullivanians: Karen Horny</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-106-the-sullivanians-karen-horny/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-106-the-sullivanians-karen-horny/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 02 Sep 2019 01:43:36 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to another session at Dr. Cult Podcast's therapy practice. This week things get a little handsy as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the story of The Sullivanians and their goal of making everyone have a bunch of sex with each other. Doesn't sound bad, right? Well, trust us, we get into it. So, listen in and hear all about The War of the Actors and all of our orgy stories. We promise it's not as gross as it sounds!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to another session at Dr. Cult Podcast's therapy practice. This week things get a little handsy as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the story of The Sullivanians and their goal of making everyone have a bunch of sex with each other. Doesn't sound bad, right? Well, trust us, we get into it. So, listen in and hear all about The War of the Actors and all of our orgy stories. We promise it's not as gross as it sounds!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/mdpyye/Karen_Horny.mp3" length="80239543" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome to another session at Dr. Cult Podcast's therapy practice. This week things get a little handsy as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the story of The Sullivanians and their goal of making everyone have a bunch of sex with each other. Doesn't sound bad, right? Well, trust us, we get into it. So, listen in and hear all about The War of the Actors and all of our orgy stories. We promise it's not as gross as it sounds!
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4476</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>130</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Ep. 105 Koreshan Unity: Dr. Papi Primo</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 105 Koreshan Unity: Dr. Papi Primo</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-105-koreshan-unity-dr-papi-primo/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-105-koreshan-unity-dr-papi-primo/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 26 Aug 2019 03:47:51 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>If you're into weird family trees and outdated medicine, hot dang do we have the perfect episode for you! Join us as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the life and commune of Cyrus "Koresh" Teed as he goes from doctor to cult leader. And that's kind of a big deal, because apparently medicine was AWESOME back in the day. So, break out your crop-top shorts and Abercrombie hat because this one gets wild and goofy!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, we're doing another live show! To see us live on August 27th at 7:30pm in Burbank, CA go to <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/burbank'>www.cultpodcastshow.com/burbank</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the shows tab. Tickets are $10 online and $15 at the door.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you're into weird family trees and outdated medicine, hot dang do we have the perfect episode for you! Join us as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the life and commune of Cyrus "Koresh" Teed as he goes from doctor to cult leader. And that's kind of a big deal, because apparently medicine was AWESOME back in the day. So, break out your crop-top shorts and Abercrombie hat because this one gets wild and goofy!</p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, we're doing another live show! To see us live on August 27th at 7:30pm in Burbank, CA go to <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/burbank'>www.cultpodcastshow.com/burbank</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the shows tab. Tickets are $10 online and $15 at the door.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[If you're into weird family trees and outdated medicine, hot dang do we have the perfect episode for you! Join us as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the life and commune of Cyrus "Koresh" Teed as he goes from doctor to cult leader. And that's kind of a big deal, because apparently medicine was AWESOME back in the day. So, break out your crop-top shorts and Abercrombie hat because this one gets wild and goofy!
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.
Also also, we're doing another live show! To see us live on August 27th at 7:30pm in Burbank, CA go to www.cultpodcastshow.com/burbank or visit our website and click on the shows tab. Tickets are $10 online and $15 at the door.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>6125</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>129</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Ep. 104 Vampire Clan: Rod's House of Rods</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 104 Vampire Clan: Rod's House of Rods</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-104-vampire-clan-rods-house-of-rods/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-104-vampire-clan-rods-house-of-rods/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 19 Aug 2019 00:31:38 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Get out your all black outfit and the embarrassing poetry you wrote in high school, Cult Podcast is going full goth. Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the life of Rod Ferrell and his Vampire Clan (is it still your "life" if you're technically undead?). This one gets bloody, but it's also very informative. You'll learn all about the legalities of shipping your own blood, a newer more literal form of "exotic dance", and which organ is actually the most important.</p>
<p>A note for Patreon Donors: Rewards for July patrons ship out this week! For all donors this means the first Patreon exclusive episode of our show will hit your feed this Wednesday (A post explaining how to set up your feed will be posted on our <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>Patreon page</a>). If you are in the "True Believer" or "Cult Leader" tiers and have not received an email about your shirt size/prayer candle choice please reach out to us. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, we're doing another live show! To see us live on August 27th at 7:30pm in Burbank, CA go to <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/burbank'>www.cultpodcastshow.com/burbank</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the shows tab. Tickets are $10 online and $15 at the door.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Get out your all black outfit and the embarrassing poetry you wrote in high school, Cult Podcast is going full goth. Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the life of Rod Ferrell and his Vampire Clan (is it still your "life" if you're technically undead?). This one gets bloody, but it's also very informative. You'll learn all about the legalities of shipping your own blood, a newer more literal form of "exotic dance", and which organ is actually the most important.</p>
<p>A note for Patreon Donors: Rewards for July patrons ship out this week! For all donors this means the first Patreon exclusive episode of our show will hit your feed this Wednesday (A post explaining how to set up your feed will be posted on our <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>Patreon page</a>). If you are in the "True Believer" or "Cult Leader" tiers and have not received an email about your shirt size/prayer candle choice please reach out to us. </p>
<p>Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, we're doing another live show! To see us live on August 27th at 7:30pm in Burbank, CA go to <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/burbank'>www.cultpodcastshow.com/burbank</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the shows tab. Tickets are $10 online and $15 at the door.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/4ipnbh/Rod_Feral.mp3" length="70947727" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get out your all black outfit and the embarrassing poetry you wrote in high school, Cult Podcast is going full goth. Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the life of Rod Ferrell and his Vampire Clan (is it still your "life" if you're technically undead?). This one gets bloody, but it's also very informative. You'll learn all about the legalities of shipping your own blood, a newer more literal form of "exotic dance", and which organ is actually the most important.
A note for Patreon Donors: Rewards for July patrons ship out this week! For all donors this means the first Patreon exclusive episode of our show will hit your feed this Wednesday (A post explaining how to set up your feed will be posted on our Patreon page). If you are in the "True Believer" or "Cult Leader" tiers and have not received an email about your shirt size/prayer candle choice please reach out to us. 
Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.
Also also, we're doing another live show! To see us live on August 27th at 7:30pm in Burbank, CA go to www.cultpodcastshow.com/burbank or visit our website and click on the shows tab. Tickets are $10 online and $15 at the door.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4086</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>128</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Ep. 103 Heaven's Gate Pt 4: Thicc as a Phonebook</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 103 Heaven's Gate Pt 4: Thicc as a Phonebook</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-103-heavens-gate-pt-4-thicc-as-a-phonebook/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-103-heavens-gate-pt-4-thicc-as-a-phonebook/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 12 Aug 2019 05:31:37 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the fourth and final part of our series on Heaven's Gate. Join Mando as he takes Paige and Andrea through the events and beliefs that led a group of former hippies to a very gruesome end. Oh, spoiler alert, this one doesn't end well. But that doesn't mean this one isn't hilarious. Tune in to hear all about Andrea's secret crush on a very famous dog, Paige's Christian high school antics, and a really pricey pair of shoes Armando wants but doesn't deserve.</p>
<p>Also, we just launched our Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, we're doing another live show! To see us live on August 27th at 7:30pm in Burbank, CA go to <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/burbank'>www.cultpodcastshow.com/burbank</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the shows tab. Tickets are $10 online and $15 at the door.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with the fourth and final part of our series on Heaven's Gate. Join Mando as he takes Paige and Andrea through the events and beliefs that led a group of former hippies to a very gruesome end. Oh, spoiler alert, this one doesn't end well. But that doesn't mean this one isn't hilarious. Tune in to hear all about Andrea's secret crush on a very famous dog, Paige's Christian high school antics, and a really pricey pair of shoes Armando wants but doesn't deserve.</p>
<p>Also, we just launched our Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, we're doing another live show! To see us live on August 27th at 7:30pm in Burbank, CA go to <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/burbank'>www.cultpodcastshow.com/burbank</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the shows tab. Tickets are $10 online and $15 at the door.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with the fourth and final part of our series on Heaven's Gate. Join Mando as he takes Paige and Andrea through the events and beliefs that led a group of former hippies to a very gruesome end. Oh, spoiler alert, this one doesn't end well. But that doesn't mean this one isn't hilarious. Tune in to hear all about Andrea's secret crush on a very famous dog, Paige's Christian high school antics, and a really pricey pair of shoes Armando wants but doesn't deserve.
Also, we just launched our Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.
Also also, we're doing another live show! To see us live on August 27th at 7:30pm in Burbank, CA go to www.cultpodcastshow.com/burbank or visit our website and click on the shows tab. Tickets are $10 online and $15 at the door.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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                <itunes:episode>127</itunes:episode>
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        <title>The Speculation Zone: 500 Days of Midsommar (with Katy French)</title>
        <itunes:title>The Speculation Zone: 500 Days of Midsommar (with Katy French)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/the-speculation-zone-500-days-of-midsommar-with-katy-french/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/the-speculation-zone-500-days-of-midsommar-with-katy-french/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2019 03:01:45 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Due to a technical issue we're going to have to re-record the 4th and final part of our series on Heaven's Gate. But, for this week, we wanted to give you a taste of the bonus content that will be available for all of our Patreon members! In this episode of The Speculation Zone we're joined by former Norse pagan and hilarious comedian Katy French. We talk about her upbringing and how it was portrayed in the hit horror film Midsommar.</p>
<p>Make sure to check out <a href='http://www.katyfrench.com/'>Katy French's website</a> where you can watch her webseries, "<a href='https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRvggZmmu0I'>Living with Jonathan & Katy</a>" and follow her on <a href='https://www.instagram.com/katyfrench/'>Instagram</a> or <a href='https://twitter.com/katyifrench'>Twitter</a>!</p>
<p>For more content like this, please consider donating to our Patreon. For more info, visit our <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>Patreon page here</a>.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Due to a technical issue we're going to have to re-record the 4th and final part of our series on Heaven's Gate. But, for this week, we wanted to give you a taste of the bonus content that will be available for all of our Patreon members! In this episode of The Speculation Zone we're joined by former Norse pagan and hilarious comedian Katy French. We talk about her upbringing and how it was portrayed in the hit horror film Midsommar.</p>
<p>Make sure to check out <a href='http://www.katyfrench.com/'>Katy French's website</a> where you can watch her webseries, "<a href='https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRvggZmmu0I'>Living with Jonathan & Katy</a>" and follow her on <a href='https://www.instagram.com/katyfrench/'>Instagram</a> or <a href='https://twitter.com/katyifrench'>Twitter</a>!</p>
<p>For more content like this, please consider donating to our Patreon. For more info, visit our <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>Patreon page here</a>.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Due to a technical issue we're going to have to re-record the 4th and final part of our series on Heaven's Gate. But, for this week, we wanted to give you a taste of the bonus content that will be available for all of our Patreon members! In this episode of The Speculation Zone we're joined by former Norse pagan and hilarious comedian Katy French. We talk about her upbringing and how it was portrayed in the hit horror film Midsommar.
Make sure to check out Katy French's website where you can watch her webseries, "Living with Jonathan & Katy" and follow her on Instagram or Twitter!
For more content like this, please consider donating to our Patreon. For more info, visit our Patreon page here.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4873</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Ep. 102 Heaven's Gate Pt 3: Tennis Balls</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 102 Heaven's Gate Pt 3: Tennis Balls</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-102-heavens-gate-pt-3-tennis-balls/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-102-heavens-gate-pt-3-tennis-balls/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jul 2019 03:33:07 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with part 3 of our series on Heaven's Gate. This week Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the theology and routine of the member's of Heaven's Gate. We also cover the beginning of the end, so please be warned that this story doesn't have a happy ending. Except for the very end of this episode when we learn some wild stuff about California and open some of the coolest gifts we've ever received. Also, you're never going to want to speak to your grandparents again after this one.</p>
<p>To see more of Annie Libertini's work visit <a href='http://www.annielibertini.com/'>their website</a> or check out <a href='https://www.instagram.com/libertiniarts/'>their Instagram</a> by clicking the links provided.</p>
<p>Also, we just launched our Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, we're doing another live show! To see us live on August 27th at 7:30pm in Burbank, CA go to <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/burbank'>www.cultpodcastshow.com/burbank</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the shows tab. Tickets are $10 online and $15 at the door.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with part 3 of our series on Heaven's Gate. This week Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the theology and routine of the member's of Heaven's Gate. We also cover the beginning of the end, so please be warned that this story doesn't have a happy ending. Except for the very end of this episode when we learn some wild stuff about California and open some of the coolest gifts we've ever received. Also, you're never going to want to speak to your grandparents again after this one.</p>
<p>To see more of Annie Libertini's work visit <a href='http://www.annielibertini.com/'>their website</a> or check out <a href='https://www.instagram.com/libertiniarts/'>their Instagram</a> by clicking the links provided.</p>
<p>Also, we just launched our Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, we're doing another live show! To see us live on August 27th at 7:30pm in Burbank, CA go to <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/burbank'>www.cultpodcastshow.com/burbank</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the shows tab. Tickets are $10 online and $15 at the door.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with part 3 of our series on Heaven's Gate. This week Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the theology and routine of the member's of Heaven's Gate. We also cover the beginning of the end, so please be warned that this story doesn't have a happy ending. Except for the very end of this episode when we learn some wild stuff about California and open some of the coolest gifts we've ever received. Also, you're never going to want to speak to your grandparents again after this one.
To see more of Annie Libertini's work visit their website or check out their Instagram by clicking the links provided.
Also, we just launched our Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.
Also also, we're doing another live show! To see us live on August 27th at 7:30pm in Burbank, CA go to www.cultpodcastshow.com/burbank or visit our website and click on the shows tab. Tickets are $10 online and $15 at the door.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4180</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>125</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 101 Heaven's Gate Pt 2: #WichPics</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 101 Heaven's Gate Pt 2: #WichPics</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-101-heavens-gate-pt-2-wichpics/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 22 Jul 2019 01:50:14 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with part two of our series on Heaven's Gate! Join us as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through Bonnie and Herff's wild ride through America and the birth of their belief system. From the Vampire Wars of 1973 to the brand new trend of send wich pics to your loved ones, this episode has it all!</p>
<p>Also, we just launched our Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, we're doing another live show! To see us live on August 27th at 7:30pm in Burbank, CA go to <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/burbank'>www.cultpodcastshow.com/burbank</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the shows tab. Tickets are $10 online and $15 at the door.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with part two of our series on Heaven's Gate! Join us as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through Bonnie and Herff's wild ride through America and the birth of their belief system. From the Vampire Wars of 1973 to the brand new trend of send wich pics to your loved ones, this episode has it all!</p>
<p>Also, we just launched our Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, we're doing another live show! To see us live on August 27th at 7:30pm in Burbank, CA go to <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/burbank'>www.cultpodcastshow.com/burbank</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/'>our website</a> and click on the shows tab. Tickets are $10 online and $15 at the door.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with part two of our series on Heaven's Gate! Join us as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through Bonnie and Herff's wild ride through America and the birth of their belief system. From the Vampire Wars of 1973 to the brand new trend of send wich pics to your loved ones, this episode has it all!
Also, we just launched our Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.
Also also, we're doing another live show! To see us live on August 27th at 7:30pm in Burbank, CA go to www.cultpodcastshow.com/burbank or visit our website and click on the shows tab. Tickets are $10 online and $15 at the door.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4685</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Ep. 100 Heaven's Gate: The Elephant Walk</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 100 Heaven's Gate: The Elephant Walk</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-100-heavens-gate-the-elephant-walk/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-100-heavens-gate-the-elephant-walk/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 15 Jul 2019 00:15:29 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This is one important Monday for us. We're dropping our 100th episode, starting our series on one of the most infamous cults in history, and launching our Patreon! But let's take it slow and start with this week's episode. Join us as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the life and times of Marshall Herff Applewhite and his platonic partner, Bonnie Nettles. To find out how the group became what it did we have to start at the very beginning and look at the backgrounds of this cult's founders. Before they were "Ti and Do" they were two kids from Texas just trying to do The Elephant Walk and look to the stars!</p>
<p>Also, we just launched our Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, we're doing another live show! To see us live on August 27th at 7:30pm in Burbank, CA go to <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/burbank'>www.cultpodcastshow.com/burbank</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com'>our website</a> and click on the shows tab. Tickets are $10 online and $15 at the door.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is one important Monday for us. We're dropping our 100th episode, starting our series on one of the most infamous cults in history, and launching our Patreon! But let's take it slow and start with this week's episode. Join us as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the life and times of Marshall Herff Applewhite and his platonic partner, Bonnie Nettles. To find out how the group became what it did we have to start at the very beginning and look at the backgrounds of this cult's founders. Before they were "Ti and Do" they were two kids from Texas just trying to do The Elephant Walk and look to the stars!</p>
<p>Also, we just launched our Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit <a href='http://www.patreon.com/cultpodcast'>www.patreon.com/cultpodcast</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com'>our website</a> and click on the Patreon tab.</p>
<p>Also also, we're doing another live show! To see us live on August 27th at 7:30pm in Burbank, CA go to <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/burbank'>www.cultpodcastshow.com/burbank</a> or visit <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com'>our website</a> and click on the shows tab. Tickets are $10 online and $15 at the door.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This is one important Monday for us. We're dropping our 100th episode, starting our series on one of the most infamous cults in history, and launching our Patreon! But let's take it slow and start with this week's episode. Join us as Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the life and times of Marshall Herff Applewhite and his platonic partner, Bonnie Nettles. To find out how the group became what it did we have to start at the very beginning and look at the backgrounds of this cult's founders. Before they were "Ti and Do" they were two kids from Texas just trying to do The Elephant Walk and look to the stars!
Also, we just launched our Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.
Also also, we're doing another live show! To see us live on August 27th at 7:30pm in Burbank, CA go to www.cultpodcastshow.com/burbank or visit our website and click on the shows tab. Tickets are $10 online and $15 at the door.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4876</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Ep. 99 Creativity Movement: Clifford the Big White Dog</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 99 Creativity Movement: Clifford the Big White Dog</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-99-creativity-movement-clifford-the-big-white-dog/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-99-creativity-movement-clifford-the-big-white-dog/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jul 2019 02:51:31 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>It's Paige's week again as we prep for a big project coming next week. But that just means you get an extra dose of Nazis being stupid! Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the origins of the Creativity Movement. Origins that include a gross white supremacist who made his name in the real estate game and found his way into politics. No, not Trump. He didn't sell nearly enough can openers as this guy.</p>
<p>Also, we're doing another live show! On August 27th at 7:30pm we'll be at Geeky Teas & Games in Burbank, CA. Want tickets? <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/burbank'>They're $10 and on sale now</a>! Hope to see ya there.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's Paige's week again as we prep for a big project coming next week. But that just means you get an extra dose of Nazis being stupid! Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the origins of the Creativity Movement. Origins that include a gross white supremacist who made his name in the real estate game and found his way into politics. No, not Trump. He didn't sell nearly enough can openers as this guy.</p>
<p>Also, we're doing another live show! On August 27th at 7:30pm we'll be at Geeky Teas & Games in Burbank, CA. Want tickets? <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/burbank'>They're $10 and on sale now</a>! Hope to see ya there.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's Paige's week again as we prep for a big project coming next week. But that just means you get an extra dose of Nazis being stupid! Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the origins of the Creativity Movement. Origins that include a gross white supremacist who made his name in the real estate game and found his way into politics. No, not Trump. He didn't sell nearly enough can openers as this guy.
Also, we're doing another live show! On August 27th at 7:30pm we'll be at Geeky Teas & Games in Burbank, CA. Want tickets? They're $10 and on sale now! Hope to see ya there.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4014</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>122</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Ep. 98 Colonia Dignidad Pt 3: Das Booty (ft. Robert Timothy &amp; Ryan Shores)</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 98 Colonia Dignidad Pt 3: Das Booty (ft. Robert Timothy &amp; Ryan Shores)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-98-colonia-dignidad-pt-3-das-booty-ft-robert-timothy-ryan-shores/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-98-colonia-dignidad-pt-3-das-booty-ft-robert-timothy-ryan-shores/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jul 2019 01:47:06 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're joined by Robert Timothy and Ryan Shores this week on our final installment in the Colonia Dignidad series. In this one we'll cover a majority of the horrible crimes committed within the walls of the Nazi compound in Chile. How does it all end for Paul Schäfer? Will our guests wear eye patches or glass eyes? Is Mr. Pib as good as Dr. Pepper? Find out by tuning in!</p>
<p><a href='https://roberttimothy.podbean.com/'>To listen to Science Faction click here!</a></p>
<p><a href='https://degenerates.podbean.com/'>Or here to check out Robert and Ryan on The Degenerate Podcast!</a></p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're joined by Robert Timothy and Ryan Shores this week on our final installment in the Colonia Dignidad series. In this one we'll cover a majority of the horrible crimes committed within the walls of the Nazi compound in Chile. How does it all end for Paul Schäfer? Will our guests wear eye patches or glass eyes? Is Mr. Pib as good as Dr. Pepper? Find out by tuning in!</p>
<p><a href='https://roberttimothy.podbean.com/'>To listen to Science Faction click here!</a></p>
<p><a href='https://degenerates.podbean.com/'>Or here to check out Robert and Ryan on The Degenerate Podcast!</a></p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're joined by Robert Timothy and Ryan Shores this week on our final installment in the Colonia Dignidad series. In this one we'll cover a majority of the horrible crimes committed within the walls of the Nazi compound in Chile. How does it all end for Paul Schäfer? Will our guests wear eye patches or glass eyes? Is Mr. Pib as good as Dr. Pepper? Find out by tuning in!
To listen to Science Faction click here!
Or here to check out Robert and Ryan on The Degenerate Podcast!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
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                <itunes:episode>121</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 97 Colonia Dignidad Pt 2: The Permanent Uncle</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 97 Colonia Dignidad Pt 2: The Permanent Uncle</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-97-colonia-dignidad-pt-2-the-permanent-uncle/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 24 Jun 2019 04:39:17 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back for part two of our series on the compound of escaped Nazis in South America. Today Paige takes Mando and Andrea back to Colonia Dignidad to cover the compound's leader: Paul Schäfer. This guy is a real piece of work but wait until you hear about his table manners. Anyways, after you finish this episode come join us at the after-party at the Applebee's!</p>
<p>Also, we're doing another live show! On June 29th at 7:30pm we'll be at The Comedy Palace in San Diego. Want tickets? <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/sandiego'>They're $10 and on sale now</a>! Hope to see ya there.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back for part two of our series on the compound of escaped Nazis in South America. Today Paige takes Mando and Andrea back to Colonia Dignidad to cover the compound's leader: Paul Schäfer. This guy is a real piece of work but wait until you hear about his table manners. Anyways, after you finish this episode come join us at the after-party at the Applebee's!</p>
<p>Also, we're doing another live show! On June 29th at 7:30pm we'll be at The Comedy Palace in San Diego. Want tickets? <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/sandiego'>They're $10 and on sale now</a>! Hope to see ya there.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back for part two of our series on the compound of escaped Nazis in South America. Today Paige takes Mando and Andrea back to Colonia Dignidad to cover the compound's leader: Paul Schäfer. This guy is a real piece of work but wait until you hear about his table manners. Anyways, after you finish this episode come join us at the after-party at the Applebee's!
Also, we're doing another live show! On June 29th at 7:30pm we'll be at The Comedy Palace in San Diego. Want tickets? They're $10 and on sale now! Hope to see ya there.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 96 Colonia Dignidad Pt 1: Hitler's Relaxed Jeans</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 96 Colonia Dignidad Pt 1: Hitler's Relaxed Jeans</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-96-colonia-dignidad-pt-1-hitlers-relaxed-jeans/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-96-colonia-dignidad-pt-1-hitlers-relaxed-jeans/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2019 02:30:10 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week we kick off our three part series on Colonia Dignidad! Join Paige as she takes Mando and Andrea through the tale of Nazis escaping into South America. Sure, there is the story you know and that is generally accepted as "the truth", but what if the truth is actually what they teach on the History Channel? This one has racism, daring escapes, and the debut of Paige's Conspiracy Corner!</p>
<p>Also, we're doing another live show! On June 29th at 7:30pm we'll be at The Comedy Palace in San Diego. Want tickets? <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/sandiego'>They're $10 and on sale now</a>! Hope to see ya there.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week we kick off our three part series on Colonia Dignidad! Join Paige as she takes Mando and Andrea through the tale of Nazis escaping into South America. Sure, there is the story you know and that is generally accepted as "the truth", but what if the truth is actually what they teach on the History Channel? This one has racism, daring escapes, and the debut of Paige's Conspiracy Corner!</p>
<p>Also, we're doing another live show! On June 29th at 7:30pm we'll be at The Comedy Palace in San Diego. Want tickets? <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/sandiego'>They're $10 and on sale now</a>! Hope to see ya there.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we kick off our three part series on Colonia Dignidad! Join Paige as she takes Mando and Andrea through the tale of Nazis escaping into South America. Sure, there is the story you know and that is generally accepted as "the truth", but what if the truth is actually what they teach on the History Channel? This one has racism, daring escapes, and the debut of Paige's Conspiracy Corner!
Also, we're doing another live show! On June 29th at 7:30pm we'll be at The Comedy Palace in San Diego. Want tickets? They're $10 and on sale now! Hope to see ya there.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 95 Ghost Dance: A Gritty Reboot of Clippy</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 95 Ghost Dance: A Gritty Reboot of Clippy</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-95-ghost-dance-a-gritty-reboot-of-clippy/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-95-ghost-dance-a-gritty-reboot-of-clippy/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 10 Jun 2019 02:03:55 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Howdy, partner. Mando spent too much of his free time playing a cowboy themed video game so he decided to take Paige and Andrea on a trip to the Wild West. Except this isn't one of Ms. Frizzle's trips through time (shouts out to The Magic School Bus), it's a horrifying story about the Native Americans that the cowboys wronged on their quest for a better life. Join us as we cover the Ghost Dance movement and the prophet Jack Wilson.</p>
<p>Also, we're doing another live show! On June 29th at 7:30pm we'll be at The Comedy Palace in San Diego. Want tickets? <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/sandiego'>They're $10 and on sale now</a>! Hope to see ya there.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Howdy, partner. Mando spent too much of his free time playing a cowboy themed video game so he decided to take Paige and Andrea on a trip to the Wild West. Except this isn't one of Ms. Frizzle's trips through time (shouts out to The Magic School Bus), it's a horrifying story about the Native Americans that the cowboys wronged on their quest for a better life. Join us as we cover the Ghost Dance movement and the prophet Jack Wilson.</p>
<p>Also, we're doing another live show! On June 29th at 7:30pm we'll be at The Comedy Palace in San Diego. Want tickets? <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/sandiego'>They're $10 and on sale now</a>! Hope to see ya there.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Howdy, partner. Mando spent too much of his free time playing a cowboy themed video game so he decided to take Paige and Andrea on a trip to the Wild West. Except this isn't one of Ms. Frizzle's trips through time (shouts out to The Magic School Bus), it's a horrifying story about the Native Americans that the cowboys wronged on their quest for a better life. Join us as we cover the Ghost Dance movement and the prophet Jack Wilson.
Also, we're doing another live show! On June 29th at 7:30pm we'll be at The Comedy Palace in San Diego. Want tickets? They're $10 and on sale now! Hope to see ya there.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Bonus Episode: How Do Balls Work?</title>
        <itunes:title>Bonus Episode: How Do Balls Work?</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/bonus-episode-how-do-balls-work/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/bonus-episode-how-do-balls-work/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Wed, 05 Jun 2019 00:40:18 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Need a bit of a relief from that last episode? We gotcha. In this late post from a few weeks ago Paige, Mando, and Andrea were dying of sickness. Should we have rested? Probably. Did we answer questions from the Facebook group, mess with a Christian Single's group, and find out how testicles work? You betcha. Got on in here for one of the funniest bonus episodes we've ever recorded.</p>
<p>Also, we're doing another live show! On June 29th at 7:30pm we'll be at The Comedy Palace in San Diego. Want tickets? <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/sandiego'>They're $10 and on sale now</a>! Hope to see ya there.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Need a bit of a relief from that last episode? We gotcha. In this late post from a few weeks ago Paige, Mando, and Andrea were dying of sickness. Should we have rested? Probably. Did we answer questions from the Facebook group, mess with a Christian Single's group, and find out how testicles work? You betcha. Got on in here for one of the funniest bonus episodes we've ever recorded.</p>
<p>Also, we're doing another live show! On June 29th at 7:30pm we'll be at The Comedy Palace in San Diego. Want tickets? <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/sandiego'>They're $10 and on sale now</a>! Hope to see ya there.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Need a bit of a relief from that last episode? We gotcha. In this late post from a few weeks ago Paige, Mando, and Andrea were dying of sickness. Should we have rested? Probably. Did we answer questions from the Facebook group, mess with a Christian Single's group, and find out how testicles work? You betcha. Got on in here for one of the funniest bonus episodes we've ever recorded.
Also, we're doing another live show! On June 29th at 7:30pm we'll be at The Comedy Palace in San Diego. Want tickets? They're $10 and on sale now! Hope to see ya there.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 94 Compound Dwellers Pt 2: Now That's What I Call Cults</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 94 Compound Dwellers Pt 2: Now That's What I Call Cults</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-94-compound-dwellers-pt-2-now-thats-what-i-call-cults/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-94-compound-dwellers-pt-2-now-thats-what-i-call-cults/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 03 Jun 2019 02:21:15 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back for another round of white supremacist madness! This week Mando takes Paige and Andrea back through to Rulo, NE to cover the criminal heists, murders, and manhunts that took place on Michael Ryan's compound. It's a hilarious episode with one hell of a dark ending.</p>
<p>Also, we're doing another live show! On June 29th at 7:30pm we'll be at The Comedy Palace in San Diego. Want tickets? <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/sandiego'>They're $10 and on sale now</a>! Hope to see ya there.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back for another round of white supremacist madness! This week Mando takes Paige and Andrea back through to Rulo, NE to cover the criminal heists, murders, and manhunts that took place on Michael Ryan's compound. It's a hilarious episode with one hell of a dark ending.</p>
<p>Also, we're doing another live show! On June 29th at 7:30pm we'll be at The Comedy Palace in San Diego. Want tickets? <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/sandiego'>They're $10 and on sale now</a>! Hope to see ya there.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back for another round of white supremacist madness! This week Mando takes Paige and Andrea back through to Rulo, NE to cover the criminal heists, murders, and manhunts that took place on Michael Ryan's compound. It's a hilarious episode with one hell of a dark ending.
Also, we're doing another live show! On June 29th at 7:30pm we'll be at The Comedy Palace in San Diego. Want tickets? They're $10 and on sale now! Hope to see ya there.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4853</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>116</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 93 The Compound Dwellers: Tony Kansas</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 93 The Compound Dwellers: Tony Kansas</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-93-the-compound-dwellers-tony-kansas/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-93-the-compound-dwellers-tony-kansas/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 26 May 2019 23:08:27 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Mando's back with another series on white supremacists! Join us this week as he takes Paige and Andrea through the group nicknamed the Compound Dwellers, their home in Rulo, NE, and the groups big dumb leader: Michael Ryan.</p>
<p>Also, we're doing another live show! On June 29th at 7:30pm we'll be at The Comedy Palace in San Diego. Want tickets? <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/sandiego'>They're $10 and on sale now</a>! Hope to see ya there.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mando's back with another series on white supremacists! Join us this week as he takes Paige and Andrea through the group nicknamed the Compound Dwellers, their home in Rulo, NE, and the groups big dumb leader: Michael Ryan.</p>
<p>Also, we're doing another live show! On June 29th at 7:30pm we'll be at The Comedy Palace in San Diego. Want tickets? <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/sandiego'>They're $10 and on sale now</a>! Hope to see ya there.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/wninr3/Compound_Dwellers_Pt_1.mp3" length="64296550" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Mando's back with another series on white supremacists! Join us this week as he takes Paige and Andrea through the group nicknamed the Compound Dwellers, their home in Rulo, NE, and the groups big dumb leader: Michael Ryan.
Also, we're doing another live show! On June 29th at 7:30pm we'll be at The Comedy Palace in San Diego. Want tickets? They're $10 and on sale now! Hope to see ya there.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3214</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>115</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 92 Eckankar: Sticky Knives</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 92 Eckankar: Sticky Knives</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-92-eckankar-sticky-knives/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-92-eckankar-sticky-knives/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2019 02:29:28 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're hella sick this week so we decided to take a light and silly romp through the history of Eckankar and it's eccentric leader Paul Twitchell. In this episode Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the life of a man who joined several other cults, befriended L. Ron Hubbard, and may or may not have had a thing for sharp objects. Also, we're doing another live show! On June 29th at 7:30pm we'll be at The Comedy Palace in San Diego. Want tickets? <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/sandiego'>They're $10 and on sale now</a>! Hope to see ya there.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're hella sick this week so we decided to take a light and silly romp through the history of Eckankar and it's eccentric leader Paul Twitchell. In this episode Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the life of a man who joined several other cults, befriended L. Ron Hubbard, and may or may not have had a thing for sharp objects. Also, we're doing another live show! On June 29th at 7:30pm we'll be at The Comedy Palace in San Diego. Want tickets? <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/sandiego'>They're $10 and on sale now</a>! Hope to see ya there.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/wfz6hv/Eckankar.mp3" length="76107430" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're hella sick this week so we decided to take a light and silly romp through the history of Eckankar and it's eccentric leader Paul Twitchell. In this episode Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the life of a man who joined several other cults, befriended L. Ron Hubbard, and may or may not have had a thing for sharp objects. Also, we're doing another live show! On June 29th at 7:30pm we'll be at The Comedy Palace in San Diego. Want tickets? They're $10 and on sale now! Hope to see ya there.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3805</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>114</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 91 Slonim Woods 9: A Very Naughty Daddy</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 91 Slonim Woods 9: A Very Naughty Daddy</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-91-slonim-woods-9-a-very-naughty-daddy/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-91-slonim-woods-9-a-very-naughty-daddy/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2019 01:38:50 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This one is rough and it's long, so buckle up while we dive into the world of Larry Ray and the Slonim Woods 9.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This one is rough and it's long, so buckle up while we dive into the world of Larry Ray and the Slonim Woods 9.</p>
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        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ydurvc/A_Very_Naughty_Daddy.mp3" length="183339804" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This one is rough and it's long, so buckle up while we dive into the world of Larry Ray and the Slonim Woods 9.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>7638</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>113</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Bonus Episode: Mando's Mom Doesn't Have a Penis</title>
        <itunes:title>Bonus Episode: Mando's Mom Doesn't Have a Penis</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/bonus-episode-mandos-mom-doesnt-have-a-penis/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/bonus-episode-mandos-mom-doesnt-have-a-penis/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2019 03:14:42 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back again with another bonus episode for you! This one is from April right after Mando got back from his month long trek up the West Coast and boy do we have a lot to unpack. Both figuratively and literally. In this episode Charles Manson reviews Shen Yun, we eat the world's mintiest gum, and we swap stories about the month we spent apart. Plus, you get a chance to hear Armando's mom's voice! What a treat! We'll be back on Monday with another regular episode.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back again with another bonus episode for you! This one is from April right after Mando got back from his month long trek up the West Coast and boy do we have a lot to unpack. Both figuratively and literally. In this episode Charles Manson reviews Shen Yun, we eat the world's mintiest gum, and we swap stories about the month we spent apart. Plus, you get a chance to hear Armando's mom's voice! What a treat! We'll be back on Monday with another regular episode.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/z83bqy/Minisode_-_No_Penis.mp3" length="66754150" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back again with another bonus episode for you! This one is from April right after Mando got back from his month long trek up the West Coast and boy do we have a lot to unpack. Both figuratively and literally. In this episode Charles Manson reviews Shen Yun, we eat the world's mintiest gum, and we swap stories about the month we spent apart. Plus, you get a chance to hear Armando's mom's voice! What a treat! We'll be back on Monday with another regular episode.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3337</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Bonus Episode: Nazi Gold</title>
        <itunes:title>Bonus Episode: Nazi Gold</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/bonus-episode-nazi-gold/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/bonus-episode-nazi-gold/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2019 08:17:07 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We just hit 400,000 downloads! We wanted to thank all of you for tuning in every week so as a gift to you we got our shit together and edited bonus episodes that we never released. Today and tomorrow you'll get bonus episodes, each one better than the last. In this one we open packages from you guys, talk about R. Kelly, and Armando gets that sweet sweet Nazi money. Won't you join us on this wild ride?</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We just hit 400,000 downloads! We wanted to thank all of you for tuning in every week so as a gift to you we got our shit together and edited bonus episodes that we never released. Today and tomorrow you'll get bonus episodes, each one better than the last. In this one we open packages from you guys, talk about R. Kelly, and Armando gets that sweet sweet Nazi money. Won't you join us on this wild ride?</p>
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        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 90 Magdalena Solís: Viagra Inhaler</title>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Happy Cinco de Mayo! We hope you had a great weekend and that you're ready to stomach this absolutely horrifying episode. Join us as Mando takes Paige and Andrea way down south for a story of murder, deception, and Starbucks. This week we're covering Magdalena Solís aka The High Priestess of Blood!</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy Cinco de Mayo! We hope you had a great weekend and that you're ready to stomach this absolutely horrifying episode. Join us as Mando takes Paige and Andrea way down south for a story of murder, deception, and Starbucks. This week we're covering Magdalena Solís aka The High Priestess of Blood!</p>
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        <itunes:duration>4302</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Ep. 89 Bethel: Christian Hogwarts</title>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week we cover a Church that, for a fee, can teach you how to perform miracles and become a prophet. </p>
<p>Listen as we hear how this organization teaches young people to faith heal and take over the town of Redding, CA.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week we cover a Church that, for a fee, can teach you how to perform miracles and become a prophet. </p>
<p>Listen as we hear how this organization teaches young people to faith heal and take over the town of Redding, CA.</p>
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Listen as we hear how this organization teaches young people to faith heal and take over the town of Redding, CA.]]></itunes:summary>
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        <title>Ep. 88 Happy Science 2: Laser Catz</title>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week we continue our series on Happy Science! Last week we covered the man, the myth, the loser, Ryuho Okawa, but today we're going over the cult's insane beliefs! Mando takes Paige and Andrea through 20+ years of anime and even a killer "Boner Jamz '69" mixtape. Blaze it like a Laser Cat riding a hoverboard, because it's about to get nuts.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week we continue our series on Happy Science! Last week we covered the man, the myth, the loser, Ryuho Okawa, but today we're going over the cult's insane beliefs! Mando takes Paige and Andrea through 20+ years of anime and even a killer "Boner Jamz '69" mixtape. Blaze it like a Laser Cat riding a hoverboard, because it's about to get nuts.</p>
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        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:duration>4297</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Ep. 87 Happy Science Pt 1: Horny for Learnin'</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 87 Happy Science Pt 1: Horny for Learnin'</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-87-happy-science-pt-1-horny-for-learnin/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 15 Apr 2019 02:24:48 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week we're covering another one of the most requested cults we've been asked to cover in our "stint" as a podcast. Known for producing anime for over 20 years and having some of the most insane beliefs of any "major religion", Happy Science is the perfect subject for a Cult Podcast two part series. In part one, Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the life of Ryuho Okawa, President of Happy Science. Get ready for poetry, anime, and our favorite new character: Dr. Lube!</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week we're covering another one of the most requested cults we've been asked to cover in our "stint" as a podcast. Known for producing anime for over 20 years and having some of the most insane beliefs of any "major religion", Happy Science is the perfect subject for a Cult Podcast two part series. In part one, Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the life of Ryuho Okawa, President of Happy Science. Get ready for poetry, anime, and our favorite new character: Dr. Lube!</p>
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        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 86 Universal Medicine: Street Tennis</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 86 Universal Medicine: Street Tennis</itunes:title>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back with a real cult this week after our April Fool's Day romp. (Allegedly.) And what better way to bring us back than with one of the most requested cults that's ever graced our email inbox. (Allegedly.) Paige takes Mando and Andrea through a group who's fresh off of losing a lawsuit and their leader who's soon to be fresh off of losing a game of street tennis to Armando. (Allegedly.) Also, we're going to be completely honest with you, the last 8 minutes are entirely about Australian spiders and it's both hilarious and terrifying to anyone who hates spiders. (Not allegedly. Definitely.) So, get your flamethrowers ready. We're headed to Australia, baby.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back with a real cult this week after our April Fool's Day romp. (Allegedly.) And what better way to bring us back than with one of the most requested cults that's ever graced our email inbox. (Allegedly.) Paige takes Mando and Andrea through a group who's fresh off of losing a lawsuit and their leader who's soon to be fresh off of losing a game of street tennis to Armando. (Allegedly.) Also, we're going to be completely honest with you, the last 8 minutes are entirely about Australian spiders and it's both hilarious and terrifying to anyone who hates spiders. (Not allegedly. Definitely.) So, get your flamethrowers ready. We're headed to Australia, baby.</p>
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        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
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        <itunes:duration>5039</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Ep. 85 Project at Eden's Gate: 420 Worship It</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 85 Project at Eden's Gate: 420 Worship It</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-85-project-at-edens-gate-420-worship-it/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 2019 01:14:43 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Oh, was last week too silly for you? Well, we're back in full force this week covering the horrendous events of the last few weeks that took place in Montana. Join Mando as he takes Paige and Andrea through the Project at Eden's Gate and their leader: Joseph Seed, aka the Father. Ominous much? </p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, was last week too silly for you? Well, we're back in full force this week covering the horrendous events of the last few weeks that took place in Montana. Join Mando as he takes Paige and Andrea through the Project at Eden's Gate and their leader: Joseph Seed, aka the Father. Ominous much? </p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Oh, was last week too silly for you? Well, we're back in full force this week covering the horrendous events of the last few weeks that took place in Montana. Join Mando as he takes Paige and Andrea through the Project at Eden's Gate and their leader: Joseph Seed, aka the Father. Ominous much? ]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 84 Hans Scheike: Spank Banked</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 84 Hans Scheike: Spank Banked</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-84-hans-scheike-spank-banked/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2019 01:15:02 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>After a few serious weeks of Joseph Kony, we get kinky with a cult in the forest getting their spank on! Join us for some hilarity and also a deep dive into the world of erotic spanking. </p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After a few serious weeks of Joseph Kony, we get kinky with a cult in the forest getting their spank on! Join us for some hilarity and also a deep dive into the world of erotic spanking. </p>
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        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:duration>4036</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Ep. 83 Joseph Kony Pt 3: Me and You</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 83 Joseph Kony Pt 3: Me and You</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-83-joseph-kony-pt-3-me-and-you/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2019 04:28:03 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back for the final episode in our series on Joseph Kony and the LRA. However, this week Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the American side of this story with the tale of Kony 2012. Learn all about how Jason Russell turned his dream into his living nightmare. This one has everything you need to be cool in the early 2000's: Fall Out Boy, Bracelets, and Activism!</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back for the final episode in our series on Joseph Kony and the LRA. However, this week Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the American side of this story with the tale of Kony 2012. Learn all about how Jason Russell turned his dream into his living nightmare. This one has everything you need to be cool in the early 2000's: Fall Out Boy, Bracelets, and Activism!</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back for the final episode in our series on Joseph Kony and the LRA. However, this week Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the American side of this story with the tale of Kony 2012. Learn all about how Jason Russell turned his dream into his living nightmare. This one has everything you need to be cool in the early 2000's: Fall Out Boy, Bracelets, and Activism!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:duration>4158</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Ep. 82 Joseph Kony Pt 2: Little Seizures Pizza</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 82 Joseph Kony Pt 2: Little Seizures Pizza</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-82-joseph-kony-pt-2-little-seizures-pizza/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2019 15:07:57 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back for part two of our series on Joseph Kony and the LRA. This week, Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the life and times of the big bad man himself. From humble beginnings as the best dancer in the village to becoming the most vile man alive today, Joseph Kony has lived one interesting life. So tune in and find out why 2012 was so bananas about stopping this guy!</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back for part two of our series on Joseph Kony and the LRA. This week, Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the life and times of the big bad man himself. From humble beginnings as the best dancer in the village to becoming the most vile man alive today, Joseph Kony has lived one interesting life. So tune in and find out why 2012 was so bananas about stopping this guy!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/qa6wch/Kony_2.mp3" length="79324390" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back for part two of our series on Joseph Kony and the LRA. This week, Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the life and times of the big bad man himself. From humble beginnings as the best dancer in the village to becoming the most vile man alive today, Joseph Kony has lived one interesting life. So tune in and find out why 2012 was so bananas about stopping this guy!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
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        <title>Ep. 81 Joseph Kony Pt 1: Oily Boys</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 81 Joseph Kony Pt 1: Oily Boys</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-81-joseph-kony-pt-1-oily-boys/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 04 Mar 2019 03:16:20 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Break out your old activist bracelets and crumpled protest posters, we're taking you back to the days when everyone in America had their sights set on one man: Joseph Kony. In the first episode in our three part series on Joseph Kony and the LRA we cover the history of Uganda and the cult leader who blazed a path for Kony. Cult Podcast Presents: Kony 2019!</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Break out your old activist bracelets and crumpled protest posters, we're taking you back to the days when everyone in America had their sights set on one man: Joseph Kony. In the first episode in our three part series on Joseph Kony and the LRA we cover the history of Uganda and the cult leader who blazed a path for Kony. Cult Podcast Presents: Kony 2019!</p>
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        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/dm5i2c/Kony_Pt_1.mp3" length="76779910" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Break out your old activist bracelets and crumpled protest posters, we're taking you back to the days when everyone in America had their sights set on one man: Joseph Kony. In the first episode in our three part series on Joseph Kony and the LRA we cover the history of Uganda and the cult leader who blazed a path for Kony. Cult Podcast Presents: Kony 2019!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 80 Falun Gong: The Gut Man</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 80 Falun Gong: The Gut Man</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-80-falun-gong-the-gut-man/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-80-falun-gong-the-gut-man/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2019 02:34:52 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Ah, jeez, get your fanciest ribbons ready because this week Paige takes Mando and Andrea through 5,000 YEARS OF CHINESE ARTISTRY! In an episode jam packed with musical numbers and riffs, we cover Falun Gong and their amazingly entertaining/stupid propaganda event: Shen Yun. This ones got it all, it's just waiting for your ears, baby. Consider leaving us a 5 Star iTunes review and we'll consider reading it on the show!</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ah, jeez, get your fanciest ribbons ready because this week Paige takes Mando and Andrea through 5,000 YEARS OF CHINESE ARTISTRY! In an episode jam packed with musical numbers and riffs, we cover Falun Gong and their amazingly entertaining/stupid propaganda event: Shen Yun. This ones got it all, it's just waiting for your ears, baby. Consider leaving us a 5 Star iTunes review and we'll consider reading it on the show!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <title>Ep. 79 Father Divine Pt 2: Uncle Divine</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 79 Father Divine Pt 2: Uncle Divine</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-79-father-divine-pt-2-uncle-divine/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-79-father-divine-pt-2-uncle-divine/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2019 05:35:36 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back for the second and final part in our series on Father Divine! Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through Father's legal troubles, rise, slow taper out, and the current state of the cult! Also, surprise cameo appearance from none other than Jim Jones!</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back for the second and final part in our series on Father Divine! Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through Father's legal troubles, rise, slow taper out, and the current state of the cult! Also, surprise cameo appearance from none other than Jim Jones!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back for the second and final part in our series on Father Divine! Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through Father's legal troubles, rise, slow taper out, and the current state of the cult! Also, surprise cameo appearance from none other than Jim Jones!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <title>Bonus Episode: Live Show Clip &amp;amp; Panic Fest</title>
        <itunes:title>Bonus Episode: Live Show Clip &amp;amp; Panic Fest</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/bonus-episode-live-show-clip-panic-fest/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/bonus-episode-live-show-clip-panic-fest/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2019 02:07:18 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Well, we done messed up last night with our technology. So, as a token of our sorry-ness, we're dropping a bonus episode! This one is packed full of stories from the road, a recap of Panic Fest, and a clip from our live show! Wow! It sounds like a load of fun and we'd love to have you come to the next one! We'll be back next week for part two of our series on Father Divine!</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, we done messed up last night with our technology. So, as a token of our sorry-ness, we're dropping a bonus episode! This one is packed full of stories from the road, a recap of Panic Fest, and a clip from our live show! Wow! It sounds like a load of fun and we'd love to have you come to the next one! We'll be back next week for part two of our series on Father Divine!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 78 Father Divine Pt 1: New Thot Movement</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 78 Father Divine Pt 1: New Thot Movement</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-78-father-divine-pt-1-new-thot-movement/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2019 17:14:19 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Did you know if you add salt to Flavor-Aid you make Gatorade? Well, if you assemble the ingredients for The People's Temple a bit differently you get Father Divine's cult. In part one of our deep dive into the man who changed the history of cults forever, Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the Civil War, Civil Rights, and several goofs along the way. So, join us and learn about the man who even Jim Jones tried to emulate. And remember: Don't Drink the Gatorade! (Welp, there goes that sponsorship.)</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did you know if you add salt to Flavor-Aid you make Gatorade? Well, if you assemble the ingredients for The People's Temple a bit differently you get Father Divine's cult. In part one of our deep dive into the man who changed the history of cults forever, Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the Civil War, Civil Rights, and several goofs along the way. So, join us and learn about the man who even Jim Jones tried to emulate. And remember: Don't Drink the Gatorade! (Welp, there goes that sponsorship.)</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Bonus Episode: Dogs With People's Faces</title>
        <itunes:title>Bonus Episode: Dogs With People's Faces</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/bonus-episode-dogs-with-peoples-faces/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2019 03:10:39 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Wake up! It's 10:40 am! According to Sleepy Mando, that's early! Join us for the bonus episode we recorded before Incels and our trip to Kansas City for Panic Fest. In this bonus episode we: write a new hit song/nightmare, open cult mail, talk about incels, and do some pretty heavy dunkin' on magicians. Take that, Mind Freak. Anyways, this is just a treat for you on your Friday commute. We love you! It's almost the weekend, baby!</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wake up! It's 10:40 am! According to Sleepy Mando, that's early! Join us for the bonus episode we recorded before Incels and our trip to Kansas City for Panic Fest. In this bonus episode we: write a new hit song/nightmare, open cult mail, talk about incels, and do some pretty heavy dunkin' on magicians. Take that, Mind Freak. Anyways, this is just a treat for you on your Friday commute. We love you! It's almost the weekend, baby!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 77 Incels Pt 2: Elliot Rodger vs Chairs</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 77 Incels Pt 2: Elliot Rodger vs Chairs</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-77-incels-pt-2-elliot-rodger-vs-chairs/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-77-incels-pt-2-elliot-rodger-vs-chairs/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2019 03:52:50 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Whoa, boy, we're back for more Red Pill Theory and how it turns into the ugly awful underbelly of the internet that is "Black Pill Theory". One of the best examples of how this horrible line of thinking can turn already terrible people into the absolute worst humans is the patron saint of Incel-dom: Elliot Rodger. So, join Andrea as she takes Paige and Mando through the life and crimes of one of the lamest anime super villains to ever log onto YouTube.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Whoa, boy, we're back for more Red Pill Theory and how it turns into the ugly awful underbelly of the internet that is "Black Pill Theory". One of the best examples of how this horrible line of thinking can turn already terrible people into the absolute worst humans is the patron saint of Incel-dom: Elliot Rodger. So, join Andrea as she takes Paige and Mando through the life and crimes of one of the lamest anime super villains to ever log onto YouTube.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/h2a6rp/incels_2.mp3" length="73056070" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Whoa, boy, we're back for more Red Pill Theory and how it turns into the ugly awful underbelly of the internet that is "Black Pill Theory". One of the best examples of how this horrible line of thinking can turn already terrible people into the absolute worst humans is the patron saint of Incel-dom: Elliot Rodger. So, join Andrea as she takes Paige and Mando through the life and crimes of one of the lamest anime super villains to ever log onto YouTube.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 76 Incels Pt 1: God Is Such a Chad</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 76 Incels Pt 1: God Is Such a Chad</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-76-incels-pt-1-god-is-such-a-chad/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-76-incels-pt-1-god-is-such-a-chad/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2019 05:19:06 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back from Kansas City just in time to have Andrea take over her own series! They grow up so fast. Join us this week as our newest official host takes Paige and Mando through the history and beliefs of the Incels and all the groups in the Manosphere!</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back from Kansas City just in time to have Andrea take over her own series! They grow up so fast. Join us this week as our newest official host takes Paige and Mando through the history and beliefs of the Incels and all the groups in the Manosphere!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <title>Ep. 75 The Community: Rooty Tooty Fresh and Culty</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 75 The Community: Rooty Tooty Fresh and Culty</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-75-the-community-rooty-tooty-fresh-and-culty/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2019 00:58:33 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week as we get ready to head to Kansas City for Panic Film Fest we're covering a cult in Kansas City's backyard. We're diving into The Community and their questionable connections to the International House of Pancakes... I mean, Prayer. </p>
<p> </p>
<p>Get Panic Fest Tickets Here: <a href='http://www.panicfilmfest.com/podcasts'>www.panicfilmfest.com/podcasts</a></p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week as we get ready to head to Kansas City for Panic Film Fest we're covering a cult in Kansas City's backyard. We're diving into The Community and their questionable connections to the International House of Pancakes... I mean, Prayer. </p>
<p> </p>
<p>Get Panic Fest Tickets Here: <a href='http://www.panicfilmfest.com/podcasts'>www.panicfilmfest.com/podcasts</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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Get Panic Fest Tickets Here: www.panicfilmfest.com/podcasts]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 74 Jilly Juice: Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 74 Jilly Juice: Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-74-jilly-juice-dont-go-chasing-waterfalls/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-74-jilly-juice-dont-go-chasing-waterfalls/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2019 00:41:12 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>One lady's crazy cabbage juice recipe becomes 60,000 people's cure for cancer, autism, and homosexuality. This smoothie of craziness makes for a pretty shitty cult. </p>
<p>Buy tickets to our live show at <a href='http://www.panicfilmfest.com/podcasts'>www.panicfilmfest.com/podcasts</a></p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One lady's crazy cabbage juice recipe becomes 60,000 people's cure for cancer, autism, and homosexuality. This smoothie of craziness makes for a pretty shitty cult. </p>
<p>Buy tickets to our live show at <a href='http://www.panicfilmfest.com/podcasts'>www.panicfilmfest.com/podcasts</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[One lady's crazy cabbage juice recipe becomes 60,000 people's cure for cancer, autism, and homosexuality. This smoothie of craziness makes for a pretty shitty cult. 
Buy tickets to our live show at www.panicfilmfest.com/podcasts]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 73 KKK 3: Chow Mein</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 73 KKK 3: Chow Mein</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-73-kkk-3-chow-mein/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-73-kkk-3-chow-mein/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2019 04:25:54 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Wowzers, we're back for the last part of our three part series on the Ku Klux Klan. Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the third Klan, David Duke, and the Alt-Right. Join us to learn how the events of the last two episodes shaped the current hostile environment of the extremist right. So join us one last time to make fun of the stupidest racists to ever wear a dumb goofy outfit! </p>
<p>Buy tickets to our live show at <a href='http://www.panicfilmfest.com/podcasts'>www.panicfilmfest.com/podcasts</a></p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wowzers, we're back for the last part of our three part series on the Ku Klux Klan. Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the third Klan, David Duke, and the Alt-Right. Join us to learn how the events of the last two episodes shaped the current hostile environment of the extremist right. So join us one last time to make fun of the stupidest racists to ever wear a dumb goofy outfit! </p>
<p>Buy tickets to our live show at <a href='http://www.panicfilmfest.com/podcasts'>www.panicfilmfest.com/podcasts</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/afncb4/kkk_3.mp3" length="85902310" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Wowzers, we're back for the last part of our three part series on the Ku Klux Klan. Mando takes Paige and Andrea through the third Klan, David Duke, and the Alt-Right. Join us to learn how the events of the last two episodes shaped the current hostile environment of the extremist right. So join us one last time to make fun of the stupidest racists to ever wear a dumb goofy outfit! 
Buy tickets to our live show at www.panicfilmfest.com/podcasts]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 72 KKK 2: The Squeakquel </title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 72 KKK 2: The Squeakquel </itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-72-kkk-2-the-squeakquel/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-72-kkk-2-the-squeakquel/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2018 00:27:48 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Oh, boy, Mando’s back for The Klan 2: Electric Hoodaloo! Our “white supremacy expert” guides Paige and Andrea through the absolute stupidity that is the second Klan. The first episode was learning day. But this episode? This one is everything you wanted in a podcast that makes fun of the dumbest racists who ever lived. Join us as Mando breaks down William Simmons, the second coming of the Klan, “The Birth of a Nation”, and PapaHogXxXxSwag.
</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also, Cult Podcast is proud to announce that we will be debuting our new live show in Kansas City, MO at Panic Fest 2019! Join us in KC for PF on January 26th. More info, and tickets, are available at <a href='http://www.panicfilmfest.com'>www.panicfilmfest.com</a>.
</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, boy, Mando’s back for The Klan 2: Electric Hoodaloo! Our “white supremacy expert” guides Paige and Andrea through the absolute stupidity that is the second Klan. The first episode was learning day. But this episode? This one is everything you wanted in a podcast that makes fun of the dumbest racists who ever lived. Join us as Mando breaks down William Simmons, the second coming of the Klan, “The Birth of a Nation”, and PapaHogXxXxSwag.<br>
</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also, Cult Podcast is proud to announce that we will be debuting our new live show in Kansas City, MO at Panic Fest 2019! Join us in KC for PF on January 26th. More info, and tickets, are available at <a href='http://www.panicfilmfest.com'>www.panicfilmfest.com</a>.<br>
</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Oh, boy, Mando’s back for The Klan 2: Electric Hoodaloo! Our “white supremacy expert” guides Paige and Andrea through the absolute stupidity that is the second Klan. The first episode was learning day. But this episode? This one is everything you wanted in a podcast that makes fun of the dumbest racists who ever lived. Join us as Mando breaks down William Simmons, the second coming of the Klan, “The Birth of a Nation”, and PapaHogXxXxSwag.
 
Also, Cult Podcast is proud to announce that we will be debuting our new live show in Kansas City, MO at Panic Fest 2019! Join us in KC for PF on January 26th. More info, and tickets, are available at www.panicfilmfest.com.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <itunes:title>Ep. 71 KKK: A White Christmas</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-71-kkk-a-white-christmas/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2018 02:05:49 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>They were dreaming of an all white Christmas. We're talking about the Ku Klux Klan, of course. Join us as Mando takes Paige and Andrea on a wild ride through time. We cover the Civil War, the start of the first Klan, and the fall of said first Klan. Our Christmas gift to you is a stocking full of white guilt. Don't spend it all in one place!</p>
<p>**Fill Out Our Tour Survey: <a href='/cultpodcast/episode/bit.ly/cultpodcast'>bit.ly/cultpodcast</a>**</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They were dreaming of an all white Christmas. We're talking about the Ku Klux Klan, of course. Join us as Mando takes Paige and Andrea on a wild ride through time. We cover the Civil War, the start of the first Klan, and the fall of said first Klan. Our Christmas gift to you is a stocking full of white guilt. Don't spend it all in one place!</p>
<p>**Fill Out Our Tour Survey: <a href='/cultpodcast/episode/bit.ly/cultpodcast'>bit.ly/cultpodcast</a>**</p>
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**Fill Out Our Tour Survey: bit.ly/cultpodcast**]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 70 Archie McCafferty: Pet and Love Bulldogs</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 70 Archie McCafferty: Pet and Love Bulldogs</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-70-archie-mccafferty-pet-and-love-bulldogs/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2018 00:42:15 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Oy, mates, today we're goin' down undah to covah Archie McCafferty and his rag-tag gang of idiots. Join Mando and Andrea as Paige takes them on a dive into the life of Australia's Charles Manson. Bonus initiative for listening: Brad Leveau, Esq. finds a new friend.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oy, mates, today we're goin' down undah to covah Archie McCafferty and his rag-tag gang of idiots. Join Mando and Andrea as Paige takes them on a dive into the life of Australia's Charles Manson. Bonus initiative for listening: Brad Leveau, Esq. finds a new friend.</p>
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        <title>Ep. 69 Voodoo: My Dearest Brad</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 69 Voodoo: My Dearest Brad</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-69-voodoo-my-dearest-brad/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2018 12:30:52 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week we take it easy after our deep dive into Manson. And by easy we mean a horribly depressing look into slavery. Yikes. In this episode we look into the misunderstood religion of voodoo, its roots in West Africa, and some of the legends that made it what it is today. Also, Gator Justice makes its return, so you know it's gonna be a good one.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week we take it easy after our deep dive into Manson. And by easy we mean a horribly depressing look into slavery. Yikes. In this episode we look into the misunderstood religion of voodoo, its roots in West Africa, and some of the legends that made it what it is today. Also, Gator Justice makes its return, so you know it's gonna be a good one.</p>
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        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 68 Manson Pt. 4: The Funky Potato</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 68 Manson Pt. 4: The Funky Potato</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-68-manson-pt-4-the-funky-potato/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2018 00:55:34 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back to round out our deep dive into Charles Manson and the Manson Family. This one gets real silly then real dark. Then real silly again. You know what, it's pretty much always silly. This one has it all, folks: Murder, Mayhem, DUNE-BUGGIES! It's what you've all been waiting for. The brutal bloody end.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Visit <a href='http://www.openskiestrading.com'>Open Skies Trading Co.</a> for Outdoor Gear and Apparel for a good cause!</p>
<p>Buy the <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/store'>Limited Edition Aum Shinrikyo Poster</a> for $15+Shipping!</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back to round out our deep dive into Charles Manson and the Manson Family. This one gets real silly then real dark. Then real silly again. You know what, it's pretty much always silly. This one has it all, folks: Murder, Mayhem, DUNE-BUGGIES! It's what you've all been waiting for. The brutal bloody end.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Visit <a href='http://www.openskiestrading.com'>Open Skies Trading Co.</a> for Outdoor Gear and Apparel for a good cause!</p>
<p>Buy the <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/store'>Limited Edition Aum Shinrikyo Poster</a> for $15+Shipping!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back to round out our deep dive into Charles Manson and the Manson Family. This one gets real silly then real dark. Then real silly again. You know what, it's pretty much always silly. This one has it all, folks: Murder, Mayhem, DUNE-BUGGIES! It's what you've all been waiting for. The brutal bloody end.
 
Visit Open Skies Trading Co. for Outdoor Gear and Apparel for a good cause!
Buy the Limited Edition Aum Shinrikyo Poster for $15+Shipping!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4944</itunes:duration>
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        <title>Ep. 67 Charles Manson Pt. 3: Everyone Forgets Ringo</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 67 Charles Manson Pt. 3: Everyone Forgets Ringo</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-67-charles-manson-pt-3-everyone-forgets-ringo/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-67-charles-manson-pt-3-everyone-forgets-ringo/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2018 00:05:03 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week it's our deep dive into the Music of the Beatles, the White Album, and its influence on Charles Manson, as he and the family move out of Hollywood and into Spahn Ranch.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week it's our deep dive into the Music of the Beatles, the White Album, and its influence on Charles Manson, as he and the family move out of Hollywood and into Spahn Ranch.</p>
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        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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                <itunes:episode>85</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Bonus Episode: Rap Snacks</title>
        <itunes:title>Bonus Episode: Rap Snacks</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/bonus-episode-rap-snacks/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2018 11:45:11 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Leftover Day keeps on giving with bonus episode 2. Cairo Thorn sent us some dope ass snacks based on rappers. We hope you enjoy us reviewing some tasty snacks and beats that Armando made to fit each rapper. Also, Aum Shinrikyo Posters are available online at <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/store'>www.cultpodcastshow.com/store</a></p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Leftover Day keeps on giving with bonus episode 2. Cairo Thorn sent us some dope ass snacks based on rappers. We hope you enjoy us reviewing some tasty snacks and beats that Armando made to fit each rapper. Also, Aum Shinrikyo Posters are available online at <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/store'>www.cultpodcastshow.com/store</a></p>
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        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <title>Bonus Episode: Ep. 66.6 Bonus of the Beast (feat. Keith Carey)</title>
        <itunes:title>Bonus Episode: Ep. 66.6 Bonus of the Beast (feat. Keith Carey)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/bonus-episode-ep-666-bonus-of-the-beast-feat-keith-carey/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/bonus-episode-ep-666-bonus-of-the-beast-feat-keith-carey/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2018 11:43:05 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Happy Late-Thanksgiving and current Leftover Day! We've got two bonus episodes for ya and this one is the first. We're joined by Keith Carey in a fire madness episode with lots of riffs and insults. This one gets dark and mean, probably because it's Episode 66.6! Hope you enjoy it! Also, Aum Shinrikyo posters are available online at <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/store'>www.cultpodcastshow.com/store</a></p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy Late-Thanksgiving and current Leftover Day! We've got two bonus episodes for ya and this one is the first. We're joined by Keith Carey in a fire madness episode with lots of riffs and insults. This one gets dark and mean, probably because it's Episode 66.6! Hope you enjoy it! Also, Aum Shinrikyo posters are available online at <a href='http://www.cultpodcastshow.com/store'>www.cultpodcastshow.com/store</a></p>
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        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 66 Charles Manson Pt. 2: Piano Van (Feat. Keith Carey)</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 66 Charles Manson Pt. 2: Piano Van (Feat. Keith Carey)</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-66-charles-manson-pt-2-piano-van-feat-keith-carey/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-66-charles-manson-pt-2-piano-van-feat-keith-carey/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2018 02:42:28 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week so Paige can dive back into the infamous Manson Family and the infamous-er Charles Manson. Who better to join us for this crazy episode than Keith Carey from Comedy Central's Roast Battle and the Mean Boys podcast?! We get all up into some of Manson's crazy antics and reveal that any sentence can be boiled down to: "Come on!"</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week so Paige can dive back into the infamous Manson Family and the infamous-er Charles Manson. Who better to join us for this crazy episode than Keith Carey from Comedy Central's Roast Battle and the Mean Boys podcast?! We get all up into some of Manson's crazy antics and reveal that any sentence can be boiled down to: "Come on!"</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back this week so Paige can dive back into the infamous Manson Family and the infamous-er Charles Manson. Who better to join us for this crazy episode than Keith Carey from Comedy Central's Roast Battle and the Mean Boys podcast?! We get all up into some of Manson's crazy antics and reveal that any sentence can be boiled down to: "Come on!"]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 65 Charles Manson Pt. 1: Knife Guys Finish Slash</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 65 Charles Manson Pt. 1: Knife Guys Finish Slash</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-65-charles-manson-pt-1-knife-guys-finish-slash/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-65-charles-manson-pt-1-knife-guys-finish-slash/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2018 18:43:02 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Holy hell! November 12th is Charles Manson and Paige's birthday but we have a special gift for you! We're kicking off our four part series on the Manson Family and their INSANE leader: Charles Manson. Paige leads Mando and Andrea through the family and early life of ol' Charlie-Boy. So, get your acid ready and the spiders out of your brain: we've got a helter-skelter of an episode for ya.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Holy hell! November 12th is Charles Manson and Paige's birthday but we have a special gift for you! We're kicking off our four part series on the Manson Family and their INSANE leader: Charles Manson. Paige leads Mando and Andrea through the family and early life of ol' Charlie-Boy. So, get your acid ready and the spiders out of your brain: we've got a helter-skelter of an episode for ya.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Holy hell! November 12th is Charles Manson and Paige's birthday but we have a special gift for you! We're kicking off our four part series on the Manson Family and their INSANE leader: Charles Manson. Paige leads Mando and Andrea through the family and early life of ol' Charlie-Boy. So, get your acid ready and the spiders out of your brain: we've got a helter-skelter of an episode for ya.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 64 The Moonies Pt 3: DO Drink the Kool-Aid</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 64 The Moonies Pt 3: DO Drink the Kool-Aid</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-64-the-moonies-pt-3-do-drink-the-kool-aid/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-64-the-moonies-pt-3-do-drink-the-kool-aid/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2018 01:10:07 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're switching it up, everyone. This is it. Episode 64 and the end of Moon have broken us and we're just glad to no longer have to read this man's lies. Join us for the end of Moon's era and our era of Moon.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're switching it up, everyone. This is it. Episode 64 and the end of Moon have broken us and we're just glad to no longer have to read this man's lies. Join us for the end of Moon's era and our era of Moon.</p>
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        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/y64kp7/moon_3.mp3" length="58414046" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're switching it up, everyone. This is it. Episode 64 and the end of Moon have broken us and we're just glad to no longer have to read this man's lies. Join us for the end of Moon's era and our era of Moon.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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        <title>Ep. 63 The Moonies Pt 2: A Smelly Boi</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 63 The Moonies Pt 2: A Smelly Boi</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-63-the-moonies-pt-2-a-smelly-boi/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-63-the-moonies-pt-2-a-smelly-boi/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2018 03:08:43 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Hope you're ready to join Mando on a deep dive into madness as he continues to teach the history of The Moonies/Unification Church to Paige and Andrea. This week we take it back a little and look deeper into the actual scripture and founding of the church because IT'S STUPID CRAZY. Also, Neil Armstrong totally had sex with the moon. #WakeUpSheeple.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hope you're ready to join Mando on a deep dive into madness as he continues to teach the history of The Moonies/Unification Church to Paige and Andrea. This week we take it back a little and look deeper into the actual scripture and founding of the church because IT'S STUPID CRAZY. Also, Neil Armstrong totally had sex with the moon. #WakeUpSheeple.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hope you're ready to join Mando on a deep dive into madness as he continues to teach the history of The Moonies/Unification Church to Paige and Andrea. This week we take it back a little and look deeper into the actual scripture and founding of the church because IT'S STUPID CRAZY. Also, Neil Armstrong totally had sex with the moon. #WakeUpSheeple.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4081</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>79</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 62 The Moonies Pt 1: Penis Colada</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 62 The Moonies Pt 1: Penis Colada</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-62-the-moonies-pt-1-penis-colada/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-62-the-moonies-pt-1-penis-colada/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2018 23:43:14 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week Mando saves us from the bummers by telling Paige and Andrea about one of our most requested cults: The Moonies aka Unfication Church. In part one of a two part series, we dive into Sun Myung Moon's roller coaster of a life from poor farm boy to Korean Jesus with a net worth of $900,000,000. </p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week Mando saves us from the bummers by telling Paige and Andrea about one of our most requested cults: The Moonies aka Unfication Church. In part one of a two part series, we dive into Sun Myung Moon's roller coaster of a life from poor farm boy to Korean Jesus with a net worth of $900,000,000. </p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3646</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>78</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 61 Papa Pilgrim: Turquoise Underoos </title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 61 Papa Pilgrim: Turquoise Underoos </itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-61-papa-pilgrim-turquoise-underoos/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-61-papa-pilgrim-turquoise-underoos/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2018 02:31:48 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Back to back bummers for y'all, the Cult Podcast crew stays making you sad. It's Paige's week again and she's covering Papa Pilgrim and boy is it a doozy. Come along for the ride as we learn about a "God" named Bob, a man's obsession with turquoise, and the scariest horror movie that was never written. </p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Back to back bummers for y'all, the Cult Podcast crew stays making you sad. It's Paige's week again and she's covering Papa Pilgrim and boy is it a doozy. Come along for the ride as we learn about a "God" named Bob, a man's obsession with turquoise, and the scariest horror movie that was never written. </p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/a97ewv/papa_bless.mp3" length="76516380" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Back to back bummers for y'all, the Cult Podcast crew stays making you sad. It's Paige's week again and she's covering Papa Pilgrim and boy is it a doozy. Come along for the ride as we learn about a "God" named Bob, a man's obsession with turquoise, and the scariest horror movie that was never written. ]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3825</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>77</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 60 Immanuel David: Always a Samurai, Never a Bride</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 60 Immanuel David: Always a Samurai, Never a Bride</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-60-immanuel-david-always-a-samurai-never-a-bride/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-60-immanuel-david-always-a-samurai-never-a-bride/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2018 00:22:31 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We back! The quarantine on our compound has been lifted and to celebrate we’re covering one sick dude. Sick in the bad way, though. It’s Armando’s week and he takes Paige and Andrea through the Family of David and it’s leader: Immanuel David. It gets real silly then real dark on this one, friends. Buckle up as we traverse through samurai swords and Kanye songs on our way to a sad ending.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We back! The quarantine on our compound has been lifted and to celebrate we’re covering one sick dude. Sick in the bad way, though. It’s Armando’s week and he takes Paige and Andrea through the Family of David and it’s leader: Immanuel David. It gets real silly then real dark on this one, friends. Buckle up as we traverse through samurai swords and Kanye songs on our way to a sad ending.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We back! The quarantine on our compound has been lifted and to celebrate we’re covering one sick dude. Sick in the bad way, though. It’s Armando’s week and he takes Paige and Andrea through the Family of David and it’s leader: Immanuel David. It gets real silly then real dark on this one, friends. Buckle up as we traverse through samurai swords and Kanye songs on our way to a sad ending.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3446</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>76</itunes:episode>
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    <item>
        <title>Sneak Peek: Pod A Ring On It</title>
        <itunes:title>Sneak Peek: Pod A Ring On It</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/sneak-peek-pod-a-ring-on-it/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/sneak-peek-pod-a-ring-on-it/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2018 00:46:44 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Here's a sneak peak of our new show Pod A Ring On It, if you like it give it a listen and then like and subscribe on its own feed next week.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here's a sneak peak of our new show Pod A Ring On It, if you like it give it a listen and then like and subscribe on its own feed next week.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Here's a sneak peak of our new show Pod A Ring On It, if you like it give it a listen and then like and subscribe on its own feed next week.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2305</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>75</itunes:episode>
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    <item>
        <title>Bonus Episode: Manson Snacks</title>
        <itunes:title>Bonus Episode: Manson Snacks</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/bonus-episode-manson-snacks/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/bonus-episode-manson-snacks/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2018 01:34:03 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>It's a bonus week as sickness has hit the Cult Podcast Compound. On this bonus Episode we try out Manson Snacks and answer listener questions.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's a bonus week as sickness has hit the Cult Podcast Compound. On this bonus Episode we try out Manson Snacks and answer listener questions.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's a bonus week as sickness has hit the Cult Podcast Compound. On this bonus Episode we try out Manson Snacks and answer listener questions.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2685</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>74</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Ep. 59 There's a Light, over at the Hollow Moon Place</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 59 There's a Light, over at the Hollow Moon Place</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-59-theres-a-light-over-at-the-hollow-moon-place/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-59-theres-a-light-over-at-the-hollow-moon-place/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2018 03:47:14 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">cultpodcast.podbean.com/ep-59-theres-a-light-over-at-the-hollow-moon-place-381bc7913db48f6ecd2e74314f1a5efb</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week we cover a modern cult with some not-so-modern ideas about race, and what's inside of the moon!</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week we cover a modern cult with some not-so-modern ideas about race, and what's inside of the moon!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/2kwtv3/Untitled_-_10_1_18_3_23_AM.mp3" length="78042301" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we cover a modern cult with some not-so-modern ideas about race, and what's inside of the moon!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3251</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>73</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 58 Raëlism: Green Gets Me Off</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 58 Raëlism: Green Gets Me Off</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-58-raelism-green-gets-me-off/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-58-raelism-green-gets-me-off/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2018 03:04:49 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Oh, boy, we're back to true form this week as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the infamous UFO sex cult: Raëlism! What's weirder than a UFO sex cult? Probably their  leader/prophet/author/pop star/sports journalist/race car driver. I know, it's a lot to unpack. Tune in and learn how to open your mind to previously unknown sexy things (like the color green, for example)!</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, boy, we're back to true form this week as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the infamous UFO sex cult: Raëlism! What's weirder than a UFO sex cult? Probably their  leader/prophet/author/pop star/sports journalist/race car driver. I know, it's a lot to unpack. Tune in and learn how to open your mind to previously unknown sexy things (like the color green, for example)!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/eagva3/Raelism.mp3" length="84035988" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Oh, boy, we're back to true form this week as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the infamous UFO sex cult: Raëlism! What's weirder than a UFO sex cult? Probably their  leader/prophet/author/pop star/sports journalist/race car driver. I know, it's a lot to unpack. Tune in and learn how to open your mind to previously unknown sexy things (like the color green, for example)!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4201</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>72</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 57 FF7 House: Never Go Anywhere</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 57 FF7 House: Never Go Anywhere</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-57-ff7-house-never-go-anywhere/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-57-ff7-house-never-go-anywhere/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2018 03:20:46 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week Mando makes a strong case for never going anywhere or doing anything. Join Paige, Mando, and Andrea as we cover the Final Fantasy 7 House! In one of the weirdest (and possibly smelliest) cases the group has ever come accross we find out why it's best to trust no one and do nothing!</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week Mando makes a strong case for never going anywhere or doing anything. Join Paige, Mando, and Andrea as we cover the Final Fantasy 7 House! In one of the weirdest (and possibly smelliest) cases the group has ever come accross we find out why it's best to trust no one and do nothing!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ecgqzz/ff7.mp3" length="63074813" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week Mando makes a strong case for never going anywhere or doing anything. Join Paige, Mando, and Andrea as we cover the Final Fantasy 7 House! In one of the weirdest (and possibly smelliest) cases the group has ever come accross we find out why it's best to trust no one and do nothing!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3153</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>71</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 56 John Noyes: The First Fuckboy</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 56 John Noyes: The First Fuckboy</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-56-john-noyes-the-first-fuckboy/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-56-john-noyes-the-first-fuckboy/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 09 Sep 2018 23:19:14 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week Paige takes Mando and Andrea back in time to cover the Oneida Community and their leader John Humphrey Noyes, who is quite possibly the world's first fuckboy. This episode is full of sex, jokes, and tupperware. So, we only have one question for you (which is ironically the fuckboy anthem): "U up?"</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also, have a second? Fill out this survey! <a href='https://goo.gl/forms/JRio5lfigk4uKNFO2'>https://goo.gl/forms/JRio5lfigk4uKNFO2</a></p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week Paige takes Mando and Andrea back in time to cover the Oneida Community and their leader John Humphrey Noyes, who is quite possibly the world's first fuckboy. This episode is full of sex, jokes, and tupperware. So, we only have one question for you (which is ironically the fuckboy anthem): "U up?"</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also, have a second? Fill out this survey! <a href='https://goo.gl/forms/JRio5lfigk4uKNFO2'>https://goo.gl/forms/JRio5lfigk4uKNFO2</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/6hbgy7/tupperware.mp3" length="64918535" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week Paige takes Mando and Andrea back in time to cover the Oneida Community and their leader John Humphrey Noyes, who is quite possibly the world's first fuckboy. This episode is full of sex, jokes, and tupperware. So, we only have one question for you (which is ironically the fuckboy anthem): "U up?"
 
Also, have a second? Fill out this survey! https://goo.gl/forms/JRio5lfigk4uKNFO2]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3245</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>70</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 55 Crips Pt. 2: Return of the Mac Thomas</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 55 Crips Pt. 2: Return of the Mac Thomas</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-55-crips-pt-2-return-of-the-mac-thomas/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-55-crips-pt-2-return-of-the-mac-thomas/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 03 Sep 2018 01:09:02 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week Paige, Mando, and Andrea return to the gritty streets of Los Angeles to cover the arch-rivals of the Crips: The Bloods! Join us as we clear up the muddy history of this teenage angst. There's everything you could ask for: drama, nicknames, bagged milk! Now jump in to us talking about people being jumped in!</p>
<p>Also, have a second? Fill out this survey! <a href='https://goo.gl/forms/JRio5lfigk4uKNFO2'>https://goo.gl/forms/JRio5lfigk4uKNFO2</a></p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week Paige, Mando, and Andrea return to the gritty streets of Los Angeles to cover the arch-rivals of the Crips: The Bloods! Join us as we clear up the muddy history of this teenage angst. There's everything you could ask for: drama, nicknames, bagged milk! Now jump in to us talking about people being jumped in!</p>
<p>Also, have a second? Fill out this survey! <a href='https://goo.gl/forms/JRio5lfigk4uKNFO2'>https://goo.gl/forms/JRio5lfigk4uKNFO2</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/psk2at/crips_pt_2_the_bloods.mp3" length="83671319" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week Paige, Mando, and Andrea return to the gritty streets of Los Angeles to cover the arch-rivals of the Crips: The Bloods! Join us as we clear up the muddy history of this teenage angst. There's everything you could ask for: drama, nicknames, bagged milk! Now jump in to us talking about people being jumped in!
Also, have a second? Fill out this survey! https://goo.gl/forms/JRio5lfigk4uKNFO2]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4183</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>69</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 54 Half Man, Half S'mores</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 54 Half Man, Half S'mores</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-54-half-man-half-smores/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-54-half-man-half-smores/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2018 00:50:51 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week Paige, Mando, and Andrea are joined by friend of the show Dan Marse-Kapr to cover an interesting group of weirdos who use a radio show to spread their dumb beliefs. Hey, that sounds kinda familar, huh? It's almost like WE'RE A CULT! Crips Pt. 2: The Bloods will resume as scheduled next week. Also, have a second? Fill out this survey! <a href='https://goo.gl/forms/JRio5lfigk4uKNFO2'>https://goo.gl/forms/JRio5lfigk4uKNFO2</a></p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week Paige, Mando, and Andrea are joined by friend of the show Dan Marse-Kapr to cover an interesting group of weirdos who use a radio show to spread their dumb beliefs. Hey, that sounds kinda familar, huh? It's almost like WE'RE A CULT! Crips Pt. 2: The Bloods will resume as scheduled next week. Also, have a second? Fill out this survey! <a href='https://goo.gl/forms/JRio5lfigk4uKNFO2'>https://goo.gl/forms/JRio5lfigk4uKNFO2</a></p>
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        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3503</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>68</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 53 Something Borrowed, Everything Blue</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 53 Something Borrowed, Everything Blue</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-53-something-borrowed-everything-blue/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-53-something-borrowed-everything-blue/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2018 01:18:24 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week Paige, Mando, and Andrea dive into a "cult-like-group" that originated in Southern California. Specifically the west part of Southern California. SPECIFICALLY the South Central part of the west part of Southern California. Strap in and stay strapped, this one gets intense! </p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week Paige, Mando, and Andrea dive into a "cult-like-group" that originated in Southern California. Specifically the west part of Southern California. SPECIFICALLY the South Central part of the west part of Southern California. Strap in and stay strapped, this one gets intense! </p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week Paige, Mando, and Andrea dive into a "cult-like-group" that originated in Southern California. Specifically the west part of Southern California. SPECIFICALLY the South Central part of the west part of Southern California. Strap in and stay strapped, this one gets intense! ]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3736</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>67</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 52 Lunar Knowledge and the Restaurant Business</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 52 Lunar Knowledge and the Restaurant Business</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-52-lunar-knowledge-and-the-restaurant-business/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-52-lunar-knowledge-and-the-restaurant-business/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2018 08:29:15 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week we cover a Cult whose leader visited the inside of the sun to learn lessons about Entrepreneurialismness. </p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week we cover a Cult whose leader visited the inside of the sun to learn lessons about Entrepreneurialismness. </p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we cover a Cult whose leader visited the inside of the sun to learn lessons about Entrepreneurialismness. ]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3713</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>66</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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    <item>
        <title>Cult News: Choke-o Asahara</title>
        <itunes:title>Cult News: Choke-o Asahara</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/cult-news-choke-o-asahara/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/cult-news-choke-o-asahara/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2018 08:53:17 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>It's a slightly different episode this week where we review recent Cult News, explain why we're so tired, and reveal that Armando is the real DJ Khaled.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's a slightly different episode this week where we review recent Cult News, explain why we're so tired, and reveal that Armando is the real DJ Khaled.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's a slightly different episode this week where we review recent Cult News, explain why we're so tired, and reveal that Armando is the real DJ Khaled.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4324</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>65</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Ep. 51 Totally Stabbed a Guy</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 51 Totally Stabbed a Guy</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-51-totally-stabbed-a-guy/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-51-totally-stabbed-a-guy/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2018 02:15:56 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Today we tackle an Afro-Muslim UFO Cult Commune complete with Pyramids, fun hats, and pretty good old school rap music.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today we tackle an Afro-Muslim UFO Cult Commune complete with Pyramids, fun hats, and pretty good old school rap music.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we tackle an Afro-Muslim UFO Cult Commune complete with Pyramids, fun hats, and pretty good old school rap music.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4340</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>64</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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    <item>
        <title>Ep. 50 Put the Money in the Bag</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 50 Put the Money in the Bag</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-50-put-the-money-in-the-bag/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-50-put-the-money-in-the-bag/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2018 05:18:44 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week Armando explores the ARA/Midwest Bank Robbers and their ties to the Alt-Right and Elohim City.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week Armando explores the ARA/Midwest Bank Robbers and their ties to the Alt-Right and Elohim City.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week Armando explores the ARA/Midwest Bank Robbers and their ties to the Alt-Right and Elohim City.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5297</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>63</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2002067/CultPodcast.png" />    </item>
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        <title>Ep. 49 A Quiver Full of Rotisserie Chickens</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 49 A Quiver Full of Rotisserie Chickens</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-49-a-quiver-full-of-rotisserie-chickens/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-49-a-quiver-full-of-rotisserie-chickens/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2018 03:37:59 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Get ready to out-breed the unbelievers on this episode as we examine what happens when a religious movement gets fruitful and multiplies. </p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Get ready to out-breed the unbelievers on this episode as we examine what happens when a religious movement gets fruitful and multiplies. </p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Get ready to out-breed the unbelievers on this episode as we examine what happens when a religious movement gets fruitful and multiplies. ]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4504</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>62</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2002067/CultPodcast.png" />    </item>
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        <title>Ep. 48 The Happiest Man and the Best Dancer</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 48 The Happiest Man and the Best Dancer</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-48-the-happiest-man-and-the-best-dancer/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-48-the-happiest-man-and-the-best-dancer/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2018 07:02:26 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week Armando takes us through the Cargo Cults of Vanuatu.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week Armando takes us through the Cargo Cults of Vanuatu.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week Armando takes us through the Cargo Cults of Vanuatu.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3183</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>61</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Ep. 47 A Land Down Under</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 47 A Land Down Under</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-47-a-land-down-under/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-47-a-land-down-under/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 02 Jul 2018 02:41:10 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Paige dives into the dark underbelly of a Christian Commune in New Zealand!</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Paige dives into the dark underbelly of a Christian Commune in New Zealand!</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Paige dives into the dark underbelly of a Christian Commune in New Zealand!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3495</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>60</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Ep. 46 My Father Was a Fish</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 46 My Father Was a Fish</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-46-my-father-was-a-fish/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-46-my-father-was-a-fish/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2018 04:01:36 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week the gang dives deep into American cult The Brethren aka Brothers and Sisters aka the Jim Roberts Group aka the Garbage Eaters aka a bunch of shit. Shouts out to Weezy F Baby.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week the gang dives deep into American cult The Brethren aka Brothers and Sisters aka the Jim Roberts Group aka the Garbage Eaters aka a bunch of shit. Shouts out to Weezy F Baby.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week the gang dives deep into American cult The Brethren aka Brothers and Sisters aka the Jim Roberts Group aka the Garbage Eaters aka a bunch of shit. Shouts out to Weezy F Baby.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3690</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>59</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Bonus Episode: Historical Hotties</title>
        <itunes:title>Bonus Episode: Historical Hotties</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/bonus-episode-historical-hotties/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/bonus-episode-historical-hotties/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2018 02:30:13 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We answer more questions from the Facebook group, discuss cheese, and come up with the best Instagram Account idea ever. @historicalhottie</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We answer more questions from the Facebook group, discuss cheese, and come up with the best Instagram Account idea ever. @historicalhottie</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We answer more questions from the Facebook group, discuss cheese, and come up with the best Instagram Account idea ever. @historicalhottie]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1994</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>58</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Ep. 45 Paint it Black</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 45 Paint it Black</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-45-paint-it-black/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-45-paint-it-black/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2018 02:11:11 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week we dive into Laveyan Satanism and the early days of The Church of Satan.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week we dive into Laveyan Satanism and the early days of The Church of Satan.</p>
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        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/smfggf/LaVey.mp3" length="82660961" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we dive into Laveyan Satanism and the early days of The Church of Satan.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5166</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>57</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Ep. 44 Bad Accents and Prog Rock</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 44 Bad Accents and Prog Rock</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-44-bad-accents-and-prog-rock/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-44-bad-accents-and-prog-rock/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2018 10:30:27 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week Mando does a deep dive into the True Russian Orthodox Church!</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week Mando does a deep dive into the True Russian Orthodox Church!</p>
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        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/rkspvx/TrueRussianOrthodox_-_6_11_18_2_33_PM.mp3" length="112388516" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week Mando does a deep dive into the True Russian Orthodox Church!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4682</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>56</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2002067/CultPodcast.png" />    </item>
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        <title>Bonus Episode: Mailbag and National Cheese Day</title>
        <itunes:title>Bonus Episode: Mailbag and National Cheese Day</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/bonus-episode-mailbag-and-national-cheese-day/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/bonus-episode-mailbag-and-national-cheese-day/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2018 13:18:15 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We read and answer your questions from Social Media, while enjoying our favorite kinds of Dairy.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We read and answer your questions from Social Media, while enjoying our favorite kinds of Dairy.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/vrgg7d/Bonus_Ep_Cheese.mp3" length="68774267" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We read and answer your questions from Social Media, while enjoying our favorite kinds of Dairy.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4298</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>55</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Ep. 43 Too Many Y's</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 43 Too Many Y's</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-43-too-many-ys/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-43-too-many-ys/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2018 12:46:19 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Today we cover a Texan Judeo-Christian Cult with a penchant for Buffalo and Re-naming.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today we cover a Texan Judeo-Christian Cult with a penchant for Buffalo and Re-naming.</p>
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                <itunes:episode>54</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 42 Heavenly Nectars</title>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-42-heavenly-nectars/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2018 05:05:28 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>A pyramid/winery in Utah that practices ritual mummification? Yeah, apparently that's a a thing.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A pyramid/winery in Utah that practices ritual mummification? Yeah, apparently that's a a thing.</p>
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        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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                <itunes:episode>53</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Bonus Episode: Soup Madness</title>
        <itunes:title>Bonus Episode: Soup Madness</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/bonus-episode-soup-madness/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2018 11:09:11 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Bonus Episode featuring a guest appearance by Paige's sister Erin! Mando recaps his trip to Portland and subsequent illness. New Episode tomorrow! Happy Holiday Weekend!</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bonus Episode featuring a guest appearance by Paige's sister Erin! Mando recaps his trip to Portland and subsequent illness. New Episode tomorrow! Happy Holiday Weekend!</p>
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        <itunes:duration>4139</itunes:duration>
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        <itunes:episode>52</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 41 Two Holes Filled With Ziti</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 41 Two Holes Filled With Ziti</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-41-two-holes-filled-with-ziti/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2018 04:41:52 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week Mando dives into a cult that believes when you're overweight it's just because you're not hungry enough for The Lord.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week Mando dives into a cult that believes when you're overweight it's just because you're not hungry enough for The Lord.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week Mando dives into a cult that believes when you're overweight it's just because you're not hungry enough for The Lord.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3898</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>51</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 40 Happy Mother's Day at the Fidouchebag Dojo</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 40 Happy Mother's Day at the Fidouchebag Dojo</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-40-happy-mothers-day-at-the-fidouchebag-dojo/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-40-happy-mothers-day-at-the-fidouchebag-dojo/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2018 16:07:00 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Paige's parents join us for a look at a local martial arts school that may be more than it seems.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Paige's parents join us for a look at a local martial arts school that may be more than it seems.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Paige's parents join us for a look at a local martial arts school that may be more than it seems.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5911</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>50</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 39 Branding</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 39 Branding</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-39-branding/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-39-branding/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2018 03:13:01 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Today we dive headfirst into NXIVM and the secret inner sorority DOS.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today we dive headfirst into NXIVM and the secret inner sorority DOS.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we dive headfirst into NXIVM and the secret inner sorority DOS.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5570</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>49</itunes:episode>
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    <item>
        <title>Bonus Episode: Skinless Madness</title>
        <itunes:title>Bonus Episode: Skinless Madness</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/bonus-episode-skinless-madness/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/bonus-episode-skinless-madness/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2018 04:10:39 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>MARIE IS BACK... for an episode. We open mail from fans and a Cult Leader. Marie tells us about her childhood adventures as an Animorph.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>MARIE IS BACK... for an episode. We open mail from fans and a Cult Leader. Marie tells us about her childhood adventures as an Animorph.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[MARIE IS BACK... for an episode. We open mail from fans and a Cult Leader. Marie tells us about her childhood adventures as an Animorph.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4202</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>48</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 38 "City of God"</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 38 "City of God"</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-38-city-of-god/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-38-city-of-god/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2018 23:30:29 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week we cover an insular community in Oklahoma which serves as a stop on the Alt-right Railroad.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week we cover an insular community in Oklahoma which serves as a stop on the Alt-right Railroad.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we cover an insular community in Oklahoma which serves as a stop on the Alt-right Railroad.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <title>Ep. 37 The Cult of Patriotism Pt. 2</title>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-37-the-cult-of-patriotism-pt-2/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2018 01:22:59 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week we conclude our look at The Bundy Standoff with a bag of dicks... and also some dildos.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week we conclude our look at The Bundy Standoff with a bag of dicks... and also some dildos.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we conclude our look at The Bundy Standoff with a bag of dicks... and also some dildos.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4936</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>46</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 36 The Cult of Patriotism Pt. 1</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 36 The Cult of Patriotism Pt. 1</itunes:title>
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                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-36-the-cult-of-patriotism-pt-1/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2018 01:16:59 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>It's Mando's week! We kick off the first of two episodes on sovereign militias and the standoffs they claim were ordained by God.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's Mando's week! We kick off the first of two episodes on sovereign militias and the standoffs they claim were ordained by God.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's Mando's week! We kick off the first of two episodes on sovereign militias and the standoffs they claim were ordained by God.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:duration>4285</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>45</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 35 Bro Wolves of the SS</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 35 Bro Wolves of the SS</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-35-bro-wolves-of-the-ss/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-35-bro-wolves-of-the-ss/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2018 00:53:51 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Continuing our look at Western European Paganism, we take a look at the Thule Society and a modern day Wolf Cult.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Continuing our look at Western European Paganism, we take a look at the Thule Society and a modern day Wolf Cult.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Continuing our look at Western European Paganism, we take a look at the Thule Society and a modern day Wolf Cult.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2214</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>44</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 34 Beware the Harvest</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 34 Beware the Harvest</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-34-beware-the-harvest/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-34-beware-the-harvest/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2018 00:46:18 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We dive into an Anglo-Saxon Pagan cult in the Scottish Isles!</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We dive into an Anglo-Saxon Pagan cult in the Scottish Isles!</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We dive into an Anglo-Saxon Pagan cult in the Scottish Isles!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1812</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>43</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 33 Order of the Order of the Order</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 33 Order of the Order of the Order</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-33-order-of-the-order-of-the-order/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-33-order-of-the-order-of-the-order/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2018 03:58:14 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week we go into the complicated historical beginnings of The Order of the Solar Temple and how a collection of greedy nerds quickly cost many members their lives.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week we go into the complicated historical beginnings of The Order of the Solar Temple and how a collection of greedy nerds quickly cost many members their lives.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we go into the complicated historical beginnings of The Order of the Solar Temple and how a collection of greedy nerds quickly cost many members their lives.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2576</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>42</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 32 A Tale of Two Carls: Pimps at Large</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 32 A Tale of Two Carls: Pimps at Large</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-32-a-tale-of-two-carls-pimps-at-large/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-32-a-tale-of-two-carls-pimps-at-large/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2018 01:10:48 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Marie takes us on a rollercoaster of hilarious names and intrigue as we talk about the Fall River Cult Murders!</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Marie takes us on a rollercoaster of hilarious names and intrigue as we talk about the Fall River Cult Murders!</p>
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        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/p9rtzx/A_Tale_of_Two_Carls.mp3" length="60870241" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Marie takes us on a rollercoaster of hilarious names and intrigue as we talk about the Fall River Cult Murders!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3804</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>41</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Ep. 31 The Basement of The Alamo</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 31 The Basement of The Alamo</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-31-the-basement-of-the-alamo/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-31-the-basement-of-the-alamo/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2018 01:33:32 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week we dive into the dazzling world of the Alamo Christian Foundation!</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week we dive into the dazzling world of the Alamo Christian Foundation!</p>
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        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/rthdxm/alamo_-_3_12_18_1_26_AM.m4a" length="85796483" type="audio/x-m4a"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we dive into the dazzling world of the Alamo Christian Foundation!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3545</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>40</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Ep. 30 This one is Rough</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 30 This one is Rough</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-30-this-one-is-rough/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-30-this-one-is-rough/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2018 00:20:05 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Marie takes us through the Anthill Kids, and now we're stuck with the knowledge forever.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Marie takes us through the Anthill Kids, and now we're stuck with the knowledge forever.</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Marie takes us through the Anthill Kids, and now we're stuck with the knowledge forever.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3394</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>39</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2002067/CultPodcast.png" />    </item>
    <item>
        <title>Cult Following: Minisode 9 - Married?</title>
        <itunes:title>Cult Following: Minisode 9 - Married?</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/cult-following-minisode-9-married/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/cult-following-minisode-9-married/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 04 Mar 2018 03:37:54 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>A quick Minisode before the full episode Monday!</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A quick Minisode before the full episode Monday!</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[A quick Minisode before the full episode Monday!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>415</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>38</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Ep. 29 Aum Shinrikyo Part 3: Extreme DIY</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 29 Aum Shinrikyo Part 3: Extreme DIY</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-29-aum-shinrikyo-part-3-extreme-diy/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-29-aum-shinrikyo-part-3-extreme-diy/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 26 Feb 2018 02:56:53 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">cultpodcast.podbean.com/ep-29-aum-shinrikyo-part-3-extreme-diy-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>We're joined by Robert Timothy of The Science Faction Podcast/The Degenerate Podcast to talk about Aum Shinrikyo's penchant for weapons and Harumageddon.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Sources:</p>
<p><a href='https://www.amazon.com/Destroying-World-Save-Shinrikyo-Apocalyptic/dp/0805065113/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1519638511&sr=8-1&keywords=aum+shinrikyo'>Destroying the World to Save It: Aum Shinrikyo, Apocalyptic Violence, and the New Global Terrorism.</a></p>
<a href='https://www.amazon.com/Cult-End-World-Terrifying-Doomsday/dp/0517705435/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1519638511&sr=8-4&keywords=aum+shinrikyo'>The Cult at the End of the World: The Terrifying Story of the Aum Doomsday Cult, from the Subways of Tokyo to the Nuclear Arsenals of Russia</a>
<a href='https://www.amazon.com/Holy-Terror-Armageddon-D-Brackett/dp/0834803534/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1519638511&sr=8-5&keywords=aum+shinrikyo'>Holy Terror: Armageddon in Tokyo</a>
<p><a href='https://www.amazon.com/Underground-Tokyo-Attack-Japanese-Psyche/dp/0375725806/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1519638952&sr=1-1&keywords=underground+haruki+murakami'>Underground: The Tokyo Gas Attack and the Japanese Psyche by Haruki Murakami</a></p>
 
<p> </p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're joined by Robert Timothy of The Science Faction Podcast/The Degenerate Podcast to talk about Aum Shinrikyo's penchant for weapons and Harumageddon.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Sources:</p>
<p><a href='https://www.amazon.com/Destroying-World-Save-Shinrikyo-Apocalyptic/dp/0805065113/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1519638511&sr=8-1&keywords=aum+shinrikyo'>Destroying the World to Save It: Aum Shinrikyo, Apocalyptic Violence, and the New Global Terrorism.</a></p>
<a href='https://www.amazon.com/Cult-End-World-Terrifying-Doomsday/dp/0517705435/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1519638511&sr=8-4&keywords=aum+shinrikyo'>The Cult at the End of the World: The Terrifying Story of the Aum Doomsday Cult, from the Subways of Tokyo to the Nuclear Arsenals of Russia</a>
<a href='https://www.amazon.com/Holy-Terror-Armageddon-D-Brackett/dp/0834803534/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1519638511&sr=8-5&keywords=aum+shinrikyo'>Holy Terror: Armageddon in Tokyo</a>
<p><a href='https://www.amazon.com/Underground-Tokyo-Attack-Japanese-Psyche/dp/0375725806/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1519638952&sr=1-1&keywords=underground+haruki+murakami'>Underground: The Tokyo Gas Attack and the Japanese Psyche by Haruki Murakami</a></p>
 
<p> </p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're joined by Robert Timothy of The Science Faction Podcast/The Degenerate Podcast to talk about Aum Shinrikyo's penchant for weapons and Harumageddon.
 
Sources:
Destroying the World to Save It: Aum Shinrikyo, Apocalyptic Violence, and the New Global Terrorism.
The Cult at the End of the World: The Terrifying Story of the Aum Doomsday Cult, from the Subways of Tokyo to the Nuclear Arsenals of Russia
Holy Terror: Armageddon in Tokyo
Underground: The Tokyo Gas Attack and the Japanese Psyche by Haruki Murakami
 
 ]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4169</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>37</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Ep. 28 Aum Shinrikyo Part 2: Murder, LSD, and Anime</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 28 Aum Shinrikyo Part 2: Murder, LSD, and Anime</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-28-aum-shinrikyo-part-2-murder-lsd-and-anime/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-28-aum-shinrikyo-part-2-murder-lsd-and-anime/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 19 Feb 2018 02:44:01 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Join us for our second installment of our series on Aum Shinrikyo, as we follow the cult as it grows and shit starts to get weird:</p>


Here are some videos that we reference during this episode!


 


Aum Shinrikyo Anime: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf_6GKvyg58


 


Aum Shinrikyo Dance Team: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf_6GKvyg58

]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Join us for our second installment of our series on Aum Shinrikyo, as we follow the cult as it grows and shit starts to get weird:</p>


Here are some videos that we reference during this episode!


 


Aum Shinrikyo Anime: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf_6GKvyg58


 


Aum Shinrikyo Dance Team: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf_6GKvyg58

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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Join us for our second installment of our series on Aum Shinrikyo, as we follow the cult as it grows and shit starts to get weird:


Here are some videos that we reference during this episode!


 


Aum Shinrikyo Anime: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf_6GKvyg58


 


Aum Shinrikyo Dance Team: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf_6GKvyg58

]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2676</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>36</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2002067/CultPodcast.png" />    </item>
    <item>
        <title>Ep. 27 Aum Shinrikyo Part 1: Blind Accupuncturist, Tax Exemptions, and KFC</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 27 Aum Shinrikyo Part 1: Blind Accupuncturist, Tax Exemptions, and KFC</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-27-aum-shinrikyo-part-1-blind-accupuncturist-tax-exemptions-and-kfc/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-27-aum-shinrikyo-part-1-blind-accupuncturist-tax-exemptions-and-kfc/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2018 08:19:46 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>It's finally here! Part 1 of our Aum Shinrikyo series! Listen in as we talk about how one blind accupuncturist slowly built a cult army.</p>
<p> </p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's finally here! Part 1 of our Aum Shinrikyo series! Listen in as we talk about how one blind accupuncturist slowly built a cult army.</p>
<p> </p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/vhnpju/Aum_Shinrikyo_part_1.mp3" length="52315870" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's finally here! Part 1 of our Aum Shinrikyo series! Listen in as we talk about how one blind accupuncturist slowly built a cult army.
 ]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3269</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>35</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2002067/CultPodcast.png" />    </item>
    <item>
        <title>Ep. 26 Everything in this Episode is Gross</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 26 Everything in this Episode is Gross</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-26-everything-in-this-episode-is-gross/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-26-everything-in-this-episode-is-gross/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 06 Feb 2018 07:07:17 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Please excuse some of the minor technical difficulties. We're still working out our webcam system. Marie talks us through the Turpin family!</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Please excuse some of the minor technical difficulties. We're still working out our webcam system. Marie talks us through the Turpin family!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/cs5wkm/Turpin_Family.mp3" length="60907857" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Please excuse some of the minor technical difficulties. We're still working out our webcam system. Marie talks us through the Turpin family!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3806</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>34</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2002067/CultPodcast.png" />    </item>
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        <title>Ep. 25 Weekend at Takahashi's</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 25 Weekend at Takahashi's</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-25-weekend-at-takahashis/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-25-weekend-at-takahashis/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2018 00:03:51 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Today Marie dives deep into the Life Space cult. Horrifying Cult or plot of a zany 80's movie? You decide.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today Marie dives deep into the Life Space cult. Horrifying Cult or plot of a zany 80's movie? You decide.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/asge9v/Weekend_at_Takahashi_s.mp3" length="33107301" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today Marie dives deep into the Life Space cult. Horrifying Cult or plot of a zany 80's movie? You decide.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2068</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>33</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2002067/CultPodcast.png" />    </item>
    <item>
        <title>Ep. 24 Call Cosmo</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 24 Call Cosmo</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-24-call-cosmo/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-24-call-cosmo/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 21 Jan 2018 23:58:12 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>In which, we do a deep dive into LSD, get in on the ground floor of a local Hollywood cult, and express our undying affection for Wheat Thins.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In which, we do a deep dive into LSD, get in on the ground floor of a local Hollywood cult, and express our undying affection for Wheat Thins.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/3trn2w/Weird_Hollywood_Youth.mp3" length="52562466" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[In which, we do a deep dive into LSD, get in on the ground floor of a local Hollywood cult, and express our undying affection for Wheat Thins.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3284</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>32</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2002067/CultPodcast.png" />    </item>
    <item>
        <title>Cult Following: Minisode 8 - Cult News and More!</title>
        <itunes:title>Cult Following: Minisode 8 - Cult News and More!</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/cult-following-minisode-8-cult-news-and-more/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/cult-following-minisode-8-cult-news-and-more/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 19 Jan 2018 02:14:43 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Hey guys we've got some Cult News on this week's Minisode, along with a recap of our trip to Yellow Deli and Mando tells us all about his new shelves.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey guys we've got some Cult News on this week's Minisode, along with a recap of our trip to Yellow Deli and Mando tells us all about his new shelves.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/9qr3cd/Minisode_1_18.mp3" length="24468920" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hey guys we've got some Cult News on this week's Minisode, along with a recap of our trip to Yellow Deli and Mando tells us all about his new shelves.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1529</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>31</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2002067/CultPodcast.png" />    </item>
    <item>
        <title>Ep. 23 Bubbakoo Sauce</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 23 Bubbakoo Sauce</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-23-bubbakoo-sauce/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-23-bubbakoo-sauce/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2018 01:49:16 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">cultpodcast.podbean.com/ep-23-bubbakoo-sauce-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week Marie tackles the Art Project/Church of Euthanasia, we talk about why their slogans might make good shirts, times when they took things too far, and a solid BBQ sauce recipe.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week Marie tackles the Art Project/Church of Euthanasia, we talk about why their slogans might make good shirts, times when they took things too far, and a solid BBQ sauce recipe.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/hkuzb6/Church_of_Youth_in_Asia.mp3" length="38173802" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week Marie tackles the Art Project/Church of Euthanasia, we talk about why their slogans might make good shirts, times when they took things too far, and a solid BBQ sauce recipe.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2385</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>30</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2002067/CultPodcast.png" />    </item>
    <item>
        <title>Cult Following: Minisode 7 - Prayers for Rambo</title>
        <itunes:title>Cult Following: Minisode 7 - Prayers for Rambo</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/cult-following-minisode-7-prayers-for-rambo/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/cult-following-minisode-7-prayers-for-rambo/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jan 2018 02:04:59 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Hey Guys, there's gonna be a little bit of a delay this week as Marie is tending to the health of her dog Rambo, but sit tight and we should have a Regular episode up for you guys a little later in the week.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Guys, there's gonna be a little bit of a delay this week as Marie is tending to the health of her dog Rambo, but sit tight and we should have a Regular episode up for you guys a little later in the week.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/mp7mdw/MinisodePrayForRambo.mp3" length="52718364" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hey Guys, there's gonna be a little bit of a delay this week as Marie is tending to the health of her dog Rambo, but sit tight and we should have a Regular episode up for you guys a little later in the week.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3294</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>29</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2002067/CultPodcast.png" />    </item>
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        <title>Ep. 22 Sex, Magick, and Explosions</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 22 Sex, Magick, and Explosions</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-22-sex-magick-and-explosions/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-22-sex-magick-and-explosions/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jan 2018 04:44:02 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Today we lay some Sex Magick groundwork with a largely historical episode on the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn, The Ordo Templi Orientis, and Thelema. Paige highlights the broad strokes of the organizations along with bios of some historically significant members.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today we lay some Sex Magick groundwork with a largely historical episode on the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn, The Ordo Templi Orientis, and Thelema. Paige highlights the broad strokes of the organizations along with bios of some historically significant members.</p>
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        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4397</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>28</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Cult Following: Minisode 6 - Fire Mininess</title>
        <itunes:title>Cult Following: Minisode 6 - Fire Mininess</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/cult-following-minisode-6-fire-mininess/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/cult-following-minisode-6-fire-mininess/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 29 Dec 2017 01:30:25 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>In today's minisode, we learn that Mando is totally prepared to kill people with household objects and Marie has possibly carjacked before... New Regular Episode on Monday!</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In today's minisode, we learn that Mando is totally prepared to kill people with household objects and Marie has possibly carjacked before... New Regular Episode on Monday!</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[In today's minisode, we learn that Mando is totally prepared to kill people with household objects and Marie has possibly carjacked before... New Regular Episode on Monday!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1168</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>27</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Bonus Episode: Krampus</title>
        <itunes:title>Bonus Episode: Krampus</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/bonus-episode-krampus/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/bonus-episode-krampus/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 25 Dec 2017 04:15:03 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Merry Christmas!!! Thank you so much for listening to the show! Our gift to you is this shorter episode on the mythical Krampus! Enjoy, Happy Holidays, and don't drink the eggnog!</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Merry Christmas!!! Thank you so much for listening to the show! Our gift to you is this shorter episode on the mythical Krampus! Enjoy, Happy Holidays, and don't drink the eggnog!</p>
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        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/imw8t2/KrampusFinal.mp3" length="42162595" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Merry Christmas!!! Thank you so much for listening to the show! Our gift to you is this shorter episode on the mythical Krampus! Enjoy, Happy Holidays, and don't drink the eggnog!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1756</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>26</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2002067/CultPodcast.png" />    </item>
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        <title>Ep. 21 Chop Veggies Not Necks Pt. 2</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 21 Chop Veggies Not Necks Pt. 2</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-21-chop-veggies-not-necks-pt-2/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-21-chop-veggies-not-necks-pt-2/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2017 02:32:26 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Marie takes us through the darker side of the Source Family!</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Marie takes us through the darker side of the Source Family!</p>
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        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/twubnd/The_Source_Part_2.mp3" length="60515393" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Marie takes us through the darker side of the Source Family!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3781</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>25</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2002067/CultPodcast.png" />    </item>
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        <title>Bonus Episode: Fire Madness</title>
        <itunes:title>Bonus Episode: Fire Madness</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/bonus-episode-fire-madness/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/bonus-episode-fire-madness/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2017 01:56:12 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Paige, Marie, and Mando try to record part two of The Source, but... they've been trapped inside all week because of the fires, so it's basically just a bunch of stories about random stuff.</p>
<p>The actual Part 2 of The Source, minus the random stories, will be released later this week.</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Paige, Marie, and Mando try to record part two of The Source, but... they've been trapped inside all week because of the fires, so it's basically just a bunch of stories about random stuff.</p>
<p>The actual Part 2 of The Source, minus the random stories, will be released later this week.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/yh8dzs/Fire_Madness.mp3" length="52790671" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Paige, Marie, and Mando try to record part two of The Source, but... they've been trapped inside all week because of the fires, so it's basically just a bunch of stories about random stuff.
The actual Part 2 of The Source, minus the random stories, will be released later this week.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3299</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>24</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2002067/CultPodcast.png" />    </item>
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        <title>Ep. 20 Robes and Rolls Royces</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 20 Robes and Rolls Royces</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-20-robes-and-rolls-royces/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-20-robes-and-rolls-royces/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2017 13:27:02 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Today we cover Yahweh Ben Yahweh and the Nation of Yahweh. Tune in for fancy robes, fancy cars, and not so fancy murders!</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today we cover Yahweh Ben Yahweh and the Nation of Yahweh. Tune in for fancy robes, fancy cars, and not so fancy murders!</p>
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today we cover Yahweh Ben Yahweh and the Nation of Yahweh. Tune in for fancy robes, fancy cars, and not so fancy murders!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2781</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2002067/CultPodcast.png" />    </item>
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        <title>Ep. 19 Chop Veggies Not Necks Pt.1</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 19 Chop Veggies Not Necks Pt.1</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-19-chop-veggies-not-necks-pt1/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-19-chop-veggies-not-necks-pt1/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2017 07:08:12 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Marie dives into The Source Family!!! We talk about how many Judo Chops it takes to kill a man, and learn why everyone's last name is Aquarian!</p>
<p>Again, thank you for sticking with us through some of the recent content difficulties, we're happy to be bringing you regular episodes again!</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Marie dives into The Source Family!!! We talk about how many Judo Chops it takes to kill a man, and learn why everyone's last name is Aquarian!</p>
<p>Again, thank you for sticking with us through some of the recent content difficulties, we're happy to be bringing you regular episodes again!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/txvv75/TheSourceFamilyOne.mp3" length="80435329" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Marie dives into The Source Family!!! We talk about how many Judo Chops it takes to kill a man, and learn why everyone's last name is Aquarian!
Again, thank you for sticking with us through some of the recent content difficulties, we're happy to be bringing you regular episodes again!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>5026</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>22</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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    <item>
        <title>Cult Following: Minisode 5</title>
        <itunes:title>Cult Following: Minisode 5</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/cult-following-minisode-5/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/cult-following-minisode-5/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2017 04:54:30 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Cult News and updates about Synanon and the death of Charles Manson. Join us, won't you?</p>
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                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cult News and updates about Synanon and the death of Charles Manson. Join us, won't you?</p>
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        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/4kyt5b/MiniEpisode_-_RIP_Manson.mp3" length="18924273" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Cult News and updates about Synanon and the death of Charles Manson. Join us, won't you?]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1182</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>21</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Ep. 16 Ray-Bans and Speedos</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 16 Ray-Bans and Speedos</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-16-ray-bans-and-speedos/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-16-ray-bans-and-speedos/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 06 Nov 2017 01:27:31 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>What do you get when you combine Plastic Surgery, Fruit Salads, and "The Knowing?" Buddhafield of course! Marie takes us through the beauty-obsessed cult and we decide if this is one we'd actually join.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What do you get when you combine Plastic Surgery, Fruit Salads, and "The Knowing?" Buddhafield of course! Marie takes us through the beauty-obsessed cult and we decide if this is one we'd actually join.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/v9b75c/Buddhafield.mp3" length="42903429" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[What do you get when you combine Plastic Surgery, Fruit Salads, and "The Knowing?" Buddhafield of course! Marie takes us through the beauty-obsessed cult and we decide if this is one we'd actually join.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2681</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2002067/CultPodcast.png" />    </item>
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        <title>Ep. 15 A Drunk with Ideas</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 15 A Drunk with Ideas</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-15-a-drunk-with-ideas/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-15-a-drunk-with-ideas/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 30 Oct 2017 03:09:01 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Today Paige takes us through SYNANON!!! Here are some links to the videos and articles mentioned in the episode and we'll be posting some corrosponding photos later in the day on our Instagram!</p>
<p>Synanon Trailer: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MytNvs3qJos'>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MytNvs3qJos</a></p>
<p>Full THX1138 Trailer: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hLXOVCZr-8'>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hLXOVCZr-8</a></p>
<p>Chicago Now- "My Year in a Cult." <a href='http://www.chicagonow.com/im-not-ok-cupid/2017/10/part-iii-of-rock-bottom-my-year-in-a-cult/'>http://www.chicagonow.com/im-not-ok-cupid/2017/10/part-iii-of-rock-bottom-my-year-in-a-cult/</a></p>
<p>School Supplies: https://www.sea-doo.com/watercraft/rec-lite/sea-doo-spark-trixx.html</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today Paige takes us through SYNANON!!! Here are some links to the videos and articles mentioned in the episode and we'll be posting some corrosponding photos later in the day on our Instagram!</p>
<p>Synanon Trailer: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MytNvs3qJos'>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MytNvs3qJos</a></p>
<p>Full THX1138 Trailer: <a href='https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hLXOVCZr-8'>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hLXOVCZr-8</a></p>
<p>Chicago Now- "My Year in a Cult." <a href='http://www.chicagonow.com/im-not-ok-cupid/2017/10/part-iii-of-rock-bottom-my-year-in-a-cult/'>http://www.chicagonow.com/im-not-ok-cupid/2017/10/part-iii-of-rock-bottom-my-year-in-a-cult/</a></p>
<p>School Supplies: https://www.sea-doo.com/watercraft/rec-lite/sea-doo-spark-trixx.html</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today Paige takes us through SYNANON!!! Here are some links to the videos and articles mentioned in the episode and we'll be posting some corrosponding photos later in the day on our Instagram!
Synanon Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MytNvs3qJos
Full THX1138 Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hLXOVCZr-8
Chicago Now- "My Year in a Cult." http://www.chicagonow.com/im-not-ok-cupid/2017/10/part-iii-of-rock-bottom-my-year-in-a-cult/
School Supplies: https://www.sea-doo.com/watercraft/rec-lite/sea-doo-spark-trixx.html]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4175</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Cult Following: Minisode 4</title>
        <itunes:title>Cult Following: Minisode 4</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/cult-following-minisode-4/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/cult-following-minisode-4/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 29 Oct 2017 01:54:41 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Sorry we're getting this Minisode in so close to the wire! But it's full of Cult News and some info for our next regular episode! Enjoy!</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry we're getting this Minisode in so close to the wire! But it's full of Cult News and some info for our next regular episode! Enjoy!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/aar4s6/Minisode3Final.mp3" length="22726161" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sorry we're getting this Minisode in so close to the wire! But it's full of Cult News and some info for our next regular episode! Enjoy!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1420</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Ep. 14 Space Jesus</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 14 Space Jesus</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-14-space-jesus/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-14-space-jesus/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 23 Oct 2017 00:53:03 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Marie takes introduces us to the Galactic Federation with the Universe People! The video audio comes from "The Galactic Federation: Everything You Need to Know in 2017" <a href='https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoWJryTE9j8&t=333s'>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoWJryTE9j8&t=333s</a></p>
<p>Keep your eyes peeled for some of the photos on Instagram and Facebook!</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Marie takes introduces us to the Galactic Federation with the Universe People! The video audio comes from "The Galactic Federation: Everything You Need to Know in 2017" <a href='https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoWJryTE9j8&t=333s'>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoWJryTE9j8&t=333s</a></p>
<p>Keep your eyes peeled for some of the photos on Instagram and Facebook!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/5mesu7/SpaceJesusFinal.mp3" length="40866713" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Marie takes introduces us to the Galactic Federation with the Universe People! The video audio comes from "The Galactic Federation: Everything You Need to Know in 2017" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoWJryTE9j8&t=333s
Keep your eyes peeled for some of the photos on Instagram and Facebook!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2553</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>17</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Ep. 13 Horse and Buggy</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 13 Horse and Buggy</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/horse-and-buggy/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/horse-and-buggy/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 16 Oct 2017 02:25:00 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Paige and Marie stick their toes into the world of The Amish as they cover both the Lee Kaplan/Stoltzfus Family Cult as well as the Samuel Mullet Beard Attacks!</p>
<p>Also, we promise to give @mandodoesstuff his own mic soon :)</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Paige and Marie stick their toes into the world of The Amish as they cover both the Lee Kaplan/Stoltzfus Family Cult as well as the Samuel Mullet Beard Attacks!</p>
<p>Also, we promise to give @mandodoesstuff his own mic soon :)</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Paige and Marie stick their toes into the world of The Amish as they cover both the Lee Kaplan/Stoltzfus Family Cult as well as the Samuel Mullet Beard Attacks!
Also, we promise to give @mandodoesstuff his own mic soon :)]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>2759</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode>
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        <title>Cult Following: Minisode 3</title>
        <itunes:title>Cult Following: Minisode 3</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/cult-following-minisode-3/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/cult-following-minisode-3/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 13 Oct 2017 02:19:34 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>It's our 3rd MINISODE! We have Cult News, a listener cult story, and AMAZING sound thanks to our new Sound Engineer, Armando! Check him out on Instagram @mandodoesstuff</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's our 3rd MINISODE! We have Cult News, a listener cult story, and AMAZING sound thanks to our new Sound Engineer, Armando! Check him out on Instagram @mandodoesstuff</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>707</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Ep. 12 Murder by Proxy</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 12 Murder by Proxy</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/murder-by-proxy/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/murder-by-proxy/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 09 Oct 2017 01:36:58 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Marie takes us through the world of Slenderman, and the MULTIPLE crimes attributed to believers of the Creepy Pasta figure.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Marie takes us through the world of Slenderman, and the MULTIPLE crimes attributed to believers of the Creepy Pasta figure.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3846</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Ep. 11 God Hates Signs</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 11 God Hates Signs</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/god-hates-signs/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/god-hates-signs/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2017 02:13:45 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week Paige dives into the Westboro Baptist Church!</p>
<p>A few notes on this episode:</p>
<p>Megan Phelps-Roper's Ted Talk</p>
<p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVV2Zk88beY</p>
<p>And Paige misquoted Jeremiah 29:11 as Jeremiah 28:11, so if you want to do some additional study... it's just one chapter later.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week Paige dives into the Westboro Baptist Church!</p>
<p>A few notes on this episode:</p>
<p>Megan Phelps-Roper's Ted Talk</p>
<p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVV2Zk88beY</p>
<p>And Paige misquoted Jeremiah 29:11 as Jeremiah 28:11, so if you want to do some additional study... it's just one chapter later.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week Paige dives into the Westboro Baptist Church!
A few notes on this episode:
Megan Phelps-Roper's Ted Talk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVV2Zk88beY
And Paige misquoted Jeremiah 29:11 as Jeremiah 28:11, so if you want to do some additional study... it's just one chapter later.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4017</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Cult Following: Minisode 2</title>
        <itunes:title>Cult Following: Minisode 2</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/cult-following-minisode-2/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/cult-following-minisode-2/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 29 Sep 2017 00:04:16 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>On this Minisode, the girls test out their new audio equipment (We're still getting the hang of it) and read a Cult Story from a listener!!!</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On this Minisode, the girls test out their new audio equipment (We're still getting the hang of it) and read a Cult Story from a listener!!!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[On this Minisode, the girls test out their new audio equipment (We're still getting the hang of it) and read a Cult Story from a listener!!!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1607</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Ep.10 Astral Thought Cocoon</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep.10 Astral Thought Cocoon</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/astral-thought-cocoon/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/astral-thought-cocoon/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 25 Sep 2017 01:16:53 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week Marie tackles the Cult that tried to recruit her! THE AVATAR COURSE!!!</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week Marie tackles the Cult that tried to recruit her! THE AVATAR COURSE!!!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week Marie tackles the Cult that tried to recruit her! THE AVATAR COURSE!!!]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4538</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Ep. 9 Bump &amp;amp; Grind</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 9 Bump &amp;amp; Grind</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-9-bump-grind/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-9-bump-grind/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 18 Sep 2017 03:04:14 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week the girls do a deep dive into the R. Kelly's Alleged Sex Cult.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week the girls do a deep dive into the R. Kelly's Alleged Sex Cult.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week the girls do a deep dive into the R. Kelly's Alleged Sex Cult.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3546</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <title>Ep. 8 Karate Demons</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 8 Karate Demons</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/karate-demons/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/karate-demons/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 11 Sep 2017 03:13:25 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>On this week's episode, Marie tackles the Aggressive Christianity Missionary Training Corps. or Aggressive Christianity, for short.</p>
<p>To read about Maura's experience, head on over to her website at: http://mauraschmierer.com/</p>
<p> </p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On this week's episode, Marie tackles the Aggressive Christianity Missionary Training Corps. or Aggressive Christianity, for short.</p>
<p>To read about Maura's experience, head on over to her website at: http://mauraschmierer.com/</p>
<p> </p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[On this week's episode, Marie tackles the Aggressive Christianity Missionary Training Corps. or Aggressive Christianity, for short.
To read about Maura's experience, head on over to her website at: http://mauraschmierer.com/
 ]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3493</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2002067/CultPodcast.png" />    </item>
    <item>
        <title>Cult Following: Minisode 1</title>
        <itunes:title>Cult Following: Minisode 1</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/cult-following-minisode-1/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/cult-following-minisode-1/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Fri, 08 Sep 2017 00:23:21 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">cultpodcast.podbean.com/cult-following-minisode-1-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p> The girls discuss additional facts from previous episodes, recent Cult news stories, and rollerblading...</p>
<p>For hurricane donations please visit www.americares.org</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> The girls discuss additional facts from previous episodes, recent Cult news stories, and rollerblading...</p>
<p>For hurricane donations please visit www.americares.org</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/64hty3/Cult_Following_Minisode_1.mp3" length="20319567" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[ The girls discuss additional facts from previous episodes, recent Cult news stories, and rollerblading...
For hurricane donations please visit www.americares.org]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1269</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2002067/CultPodcast.png" />    </item>
    <item>
        <title>Ep. 7 Racist Sandwiches</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 7 Racist Sandwiches</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/racist-sandwiches/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/racist-sandwiches/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Mon, 04 Sep 2017 04:41:55 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">cultpodcast.podbean.com/racist-sandwiches-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Sorry for the rough audio this week, we were under a bit of a time crunch and the sound ended up a little echo-y. The good news is, this week our cult is the Twelve Tribes and their chain of Sandwich-Based outreach programs! Join us, won't you?</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry for the rough audio this week, we were under a bit of a time crunch and the sound ended up a little echo-y. The good news is, this week our cult is the Twelve Tribes and their chain of Sandwich-Based outreach programs! Join us, won't you?</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/4nrkay/CP7_Racist_Sandwiches.mp3" length="59716963" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sorry for the rough audio this week, we were under a bit of a time crunch and the sound ended up a little echo-y. The good news is, this week our cult is the Twelve Tribes and their chain of Sandwich-Based outreach programs! Join us, won't you?]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3732</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2002067/CultPodcast.png" />    </item>
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        <title>Ep. 6 Hair Dye and Acid</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 6 Hair Dye and Acid</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/hair-dye-and-acid/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/hair-dye-and-acid/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 27 Aug 2017 05:26:18 -0700</pubDate>
        <guid isPermaLink="false">https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/hair-dye-and-acid/</guid>
                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>An Australian Doomsday cult takes "Twinning" to a whole new level.</p>
<p> </p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An Australian Doomsday cult takes "Twinning" to a whole new level.</p>
<p> </p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/dj3t9c/CP6_Hair_Dye_and_Acid.mp3" length="27220905" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[An Australian Doomsday cult takes "Twinning" to a whole new level.
 ]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>1701</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2002067/CultPodcast.png" />    </item>
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        <title>Ep. 5 Mystic Warrior</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 5 Mystic Warrior</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/mystic-warrior/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/mystic-warrior/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 27 Aug 2017 05:24:49 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>What happens when you mix Conservative Values with Kung Fu Movies? The Science of Identity Fellowship.</p>
<p>Videos Referenced in this Episode:</p>
<p>Karma Kula: Mystic Warrior <a href='https://vimeo.com/172742118'>https://vimeo.com/172742118</a></p>
<p>Wai Lana Alive Forever <a href='https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CE1DHXhT2Q'>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CE1DHXhT2Q</a></p>
<p>Tulsi Gabbard's Janmashtami Message 2015 <a href='https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmiJ8DZaPNI&t=176s'>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmiJ8DZaPNI&t=176s</a></p>
<p> </p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What happens when you mix Conservative Values with Kung Fu Movies? The Science of Identity Fellowship.</p>
<p>Videos Referenced in this Episode:</p>
<p>Karma Kula: Mystic Warrior <a href='https://vimeo.com/172742118'>https://vimeo.com/172742118</a></p>
<p>Wai Lana Alive Forever <a href='https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CE1DHXhT2Q'>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CE1DHXhT2Q</a></p>
<p>Tulsi Gabbard's Janmashtami Message 2015 <a href='https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmiJ8DZaPNI&t=176s'>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmiJ8DZaPNI&t=176s</a></p>
<p> </p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/kzfwnm/CP5_Mystic_Warrior.mp3" length="51066728" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[What happens when you mix Conservative Values with Kung Fu Movies? The Science of Identity Fellowship.
Videos Referenced in this Episode:
Karma Kula: Mystic Warrior https://vimeo.com/172742118
Wai Lana Alive Forever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CE1DHXhT2Q
Tulsi Gabbard's Janmashtami Message 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmiJ8DZaPNI&t=176s
 ]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>3191</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2002067/CultPodcast.png" />    </item>
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        <title>Ep. 4 So Much Poison</title>
        <itunes:title>Ep. 4 So Much Poison</itunes:title>
        <link>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/so-much-poison/</link>
                    <comments>https://cultpodcast.podbean.com/e/so-much-poison/#comments</comments>        <pubDate>Sun, 27 Aug 2017 05:10:23 -0700</pubDate>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Hop into your Rolls Royce, this episode delves deep into the Rajneesh Cult and their failed Oregon Commune.</p>
]]></description>
                                                            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hop into your Rolls Royce, this episode delves deep into the Rajneesh Cult and their failed Oregon Commune.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
                                    
        <enclosure url="https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/wq3kgc/CP4_SO_MUCH_POISON.mp3" length="66537905" type="audio/mpeg"/>
        <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hop into your Rolls Royce, this episode delves deep into the Rajneesh Cult and their failed Oregon Commune.]]></itunes:summary>
        <itunes:author>Paige Wesley &amp; Armando Torres</itunes:author>
        <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
        <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
        <itunes:duration>4158</itunes:duration>
                <itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
        <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
        <itunes:image href="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2002067/CultPodcast.png" />    </item>
    <item>
        <title>Ep. 3 The Cauldron</title>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Marie guides us through the world of Little Pebble, a Japanese cult that has some curious sexual habits.</p>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[<p>Paige and Marie take a deep dive into the world of Sathya Sai Baba, his alleged miracles, and the controversies surrounding his ashrams and schools.</p>
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