Paco's Got Balls Featuring Wendi

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #199 - “Eight out of Ten" w/ Russ Clarke

Sun, 28 Feb 2021 19:22:49 +0000

OnlyFans; Fan Mail; "MGTOW"; Wendi walks out; 2020 in Review

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #198 - "Do You Know Who That Is?" w/ Russ Clarke

Sun, 28 Feb 2021 18:47:01 +0000

The End of "Leather & Lace"; Tribute Bands; Name droppers; Fan Boys.

MyCFIAcademy.com

Dave Koz - "Linus Loves Lucy"

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #197 - "Echo from Wendi" w/ Ashley Pontius

Thu, 14 Jan 2021 00:55:32 +0000

Wendi stops in via Zoom; Coming Movie "Normal"; Wendi tries Zoom speed dating; Marvel update.

Beatmas - "Jingle Bell Rock"

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #196 - "Creative Juices" w/ Ashley Pontius

Thu, 14 Jan 2021 00:39:25 +0000

Ashley hit the weed; Our Urban dictionary makes TV; Ashley's Smart Car.

Porky Pig - "Blue Christmas

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #195 w/ Robin Hazel - "Five Year Foreskin Update"

Sun, 03 Jan 2021 21:59:12 +0000

The five year update; Independent Wendi; Wendi's jobs; New Tattoo for Wendi.

The Red Wine Effect - "Better With my Best Friend"

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #194 w/ Robin Hazel - "The Sack Pack"

Sun, 03 Jan 2021 21:50:57 +0000

Anti-social from way back; Robin drops a grenade; Open mic @ The State Theater

Cinder Road - "One"

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #193 - "Two Girls, One Mic" w/ Jared Noc and Katie J

Thu, 19 Nov 2020 01:46:07 +0000

House of Cards; Kevin Spacey; Wendi the librarian; Country Music Men; Jared and Katie Hot Seat; STILL dealing with the China Virus!

Western Son Vodka

Fives - "Heart & Thunder"

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #192 - "Skeet Shooting and B-F*cking" w/ Just Us!

Thu, 19 Nov 2020 01:41:06 +0000

The Sausage weekend; The mud tent; Wendi's hearing voices; Oliver interrupts!

Western Son Vodka

Cinder Road - "The Devil Made Me Do It"

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #191 - "Jay & Silent Bob" w/ Jay Rohlfing & guest host Bob Delmont

Tue, 03 Nov 2020 15:47:59 +0000

Young Jay's start; The Chopped Champion; Behind the scenes; Chocolate chip cookies; Jay & Bob Hot Seat each other.

Jay's place: Cunningham's of Towson

Hear Bob every mid-day on WPOC

Brian Jack - "Wind"

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #190 - "Missing Paco" w/ Jay Rohlfing & guest host Bob Delmont

Tue, 03 Nov 2020 15:37:36 +0000

The Towson Roundabout; Friday nights in Iowa; Four channels on TV; Atari 2600; kids; our painted ladies; Balls teaches gambling; Balls and the 'Rona.

Jay's place: Cunningham's of Towson

Hear Bob every mid-day on WPOC

Child's Play - "Pay Your Dues"

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #189 - "Adult Coloring Time" w/ Alice Vaughn

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 03:06:56 +0000

Two Girls, One Mic; The Motor Bunny; The Spouse that's not; Offensive Crayons.

Cinder Road - "Learning To Love"

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #188 - "Covid Day Drinking" w/ Calvin Kiple

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 02:56:04 +0000

Covid alcohol tolerance; Ball's the stripper; men's thongs; Calvin in the Hot Seat.

Child's Play - "My Bottle"

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #187 - "Passion of the Crust" w/ Bob Delmont

Mon, 05 Oct 2020 01:05:41 +0000

Comedy Name Drops; Shazam & The Mighty Isis; The Jesus jokes; Behind the comedy curtain; Balls' Marvel update.

Catch Bob on Baltimore's 93.1 WPOC middays!

Gammalon - "Trance Dance"

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #186 - "200 Episodes...sort of" w/ Bob Delmont

Mon, 05 Oct 2020 00:26:21 +0000

The new booze sword; the train wreck debate; Pizzas; Stefan working on a new song.

Delmont's Diner every weekday on Baltimore's 93.1 WPOC

The Red Wine Effect - "Too Many Irons in the Fire"

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #185 - "Liquid Arms" w/ Erik Eskobar

Sun, 04 Oct 2020 23:28:33 +0000

Worked on Jerry Seinfeld; Tattoos; New "wet" weapons; The Hot Seat; The Mc Gang Bang.

The Red Wine Effect - "Reason To Drink"

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #184 - "Man Of 10,000 Voices" w/ Michael Winslow

Wed, 23 Sep 2020 23:27:51 +0000

The Fly on the Wall; Jammin' some Led Zeppelin; The Dentist Drill Challenge; Kelly's Dream Golf Tournament coming up!

Kelly's Dream

Rob Fahey - "Running From A Dream"

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #183 - "2020 Continues to suck" w/ Just Us!

Wed, 23 Sep 2020 23:21:57 +0000

Wendi needs a new dildo; Wendi's back; Wendi does Quality Time podcast; Kelly's Dream Golf Tournament coming up; Upcoming show guest Puppet the Psycho Dwarf passed away.

Kelly's Dream

Cinder Road - "The Devil Made me Do It"

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #182 - "Three Ball Highland" w/ Tommy Highland

Thu, 10 Sep 2020 01:35:14 +0000

Wendi's up and down birthday week; Wendi roasts Tommy; Recap of "Wendi and Friends".

The Red Wine Effect - "Better With My Best Friend"

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #181 -"Chicken Pot Pie" w/ Tommy Highland

Thu, 10 Sep 2020 01:30:53 +0000

Kelly's Dream Golf Tournament; Jay tosses Ball's salad; America's Funniest Handyman; Chicken Pot Pie review.

Kelly's Dream

Use To Be Pete - "You're Mine"

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #180 - "Wendi & Friends" pt 2 w/ Rob Long and Walker Hays

Thu, 10 Sep 2020 00:50:27 +0000

Last week; women with balls; Guests in the shed; Reboots; College plan; operation.

The Red Wine Effect - "Reason To Drink"

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #179 - "Wendi & Friends" pt 1 w/ Rob Long and Walker Hays (Dead Battery)

Thu, 10 Sep 2020 00:45:56 +0000

Paco's Dead Battery; Ball's Birthday; Radio money; Inside "baseball'; Rob and Covid; who gets laid more; Rob doesn't fake it.

Brian Jack - "Good To Go"

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #178 - "Chicken Tenders and A$$holes" w/ Just Us!

Sat, 08 Aug 2020 19:20:07 +0000

Strip Clubs in Covid times; Wendi's friend; Paco rants; Deep dive on Marvel Movies.

Kelly's Dream Golf Tournament is coming up!

Rob Fahey - "Ashes"

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #177 - "Farmer Jim" w/ Jim Bryan

Sat, 08 Aug 2020 18:46:56 +0000

Self Fellating; Short man basketball; growing Doritos; Burning Doritos; Outdoor Comedy.

Kelly's Dream Golf Tournament coming soon!

The Red Wine Effect - "Ain't No Genie In That Bottle"

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #176 - "Little People" w/ Shawn Leverett

Sat, 08 Aug 2020 18:21:03 +0000

You don't call them midgets; Taco Bell Breakfast; Marvel Movies; Fart causing foods.

Cinder Road - "One"

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #175 - "Head Wound' w/ Shawn Leverett

Sat, 08 Aug 2020 17:55:57 +0000

Drive through strip club in Texas; The Stripper Tipper; The Lotion; The Chicken sandwich debate.

The Red Wine Effect - "With Love, From Anywhere"

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #174 - "The Return of The Wendi" w/ Just Us!

Sat, 08 Aug 2020 17:50:08 +0000

Wendi's back; Quarantine shaving; Movie bush; Wendi's breaded thigh; "Dr Montana and Pink eye; Penis Waffles.

Brian Jack - "Woman's Touch"

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #173 - "Don't Cheer for Stefan" w/ Just Us!

Sat, 08 Aug 2020 17:45:30 +0000

Wendi drops in; Dog Lives Matter; Dale the fill in drummer; The New Dodge Ram

Cinder Road - "The Devil Made Me Do It"

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #172 - "Balls at the Beach" w/ Just Us!

Sat, 11 Jul 2020 16:52:29 +0000

Paper maps; New movies out; More news you may not have needed with Wendi; A land without McDonalds.

Rob Fahey - "Lucky"

Photo credit "Shera & Bill Photography"

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #171 - "Missing Balls" w/ Chef Jay Rohlfing

Sat, 11 Jul 2020 16:25:06 +0000

States and Capitals; News you might not have needed with Wendi; TV Star Jay Rohlfing of Cunningham's in Towson MD.

Vrian Jack - "Love Has A Hold Of Me"

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #170 - "Mega Fan" w/ Hayley Nelson

Sat, 20 Jun 2020 17:32:40 +0000

Movies and TV; more foreskin; old calls (and one new); rutabaga...

The Red Wine Effect - "Road Trip"

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #169 - "Final Quarantine Chronicles?" w/ Just Us!

Sat, 20 Jun 2020 17:06:21 +0000

Paco is tongue-tied; Balls has another foreskin device; reopening; where's Wendi?

The Red Wine Effect - "Reason To Drink"

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #168 - "Continued Quarantine Chronicles" w/ Just Us!

Tue, 09 Jun 2020 16:17:27 +0000

Boutique Snowballs; Balls the Mixologist; Justin's Comedy Mania Accolades; Comedy Mania 2021? Kelly's Dream!

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #167 - "More Quarantine Chronicles" w/ Mark Riccadona

Sun, 24 May 2020 18:52:15 +0000

The Foreskin files; Dr Montana checks in; The Many Faces of Balls; The Circle of Life.

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #166 - "More Quarantine Chronicles" w/ Chef Jay Rolfing

Sun, 24 May 2020 18:22:50 +0000

Wendi's still with us; Guest Chef Jay of Cunningham's of Towson; Balls and deep throat porn; Wndi and NO porn; sex dolls.

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #164 - "More Quarantine Chronicles" w/ Joy Jewell and Chris Lawrence

Wed, 06 May 2020 19:42:06 +0000

Current diet and exercise; home haircuts; Joy's new YouTube Channel (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIh0F7FIyICYwejs1C9B5ZA); Wendi's Wine facial!

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #163 - "More Quarantine Chronicles" w/ Just Us!

Tue, 21 Apr 2020 18:39:31 +0000

Wendi joins us, and gives a makeup tutorial; Stefan sneezes; the new Batmobile; Justin the survivor.

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #162 - "The Quarantine Chronicles" w/ Just Us!

Tue, 21 Apr 2020 17:47:51 +0000

New diets; Latest TV viewing; what's next.

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #158 - "No Balls" w/ Jesse Invernizzi

Sat, 11 Apr 2020 17:10:31 +0000

Cold beer coffee; Paco's Pleasure Palace; Kid boners; expensive dog.

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #157 "Bernie Bro" w/ Chris Lawrence

Sun, 05 Apr 2020 16:06:44 +0000

Bernie Sanders and the Democrats; Daddy's Girls; The Father-Daughter Dance; More with Wendi...

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #156 - "Days of Thunder" w/ Just Us!

Tue, 31 Mar 2020 17:41:14 +0000

News, Sports and More; What's on Netflix; Paco's annoying siren; a shooting?

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #155 - "Gummy Humans" w/ Daniel MacFarland Jr

Tue, 31 Mar 2020 17:07:35 +0000

Pigs feet, Robo Wendi, Daniel's hot chicks...

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #154 - "Eight Ball Lift Ticket" w/ Wild Bill

Tue, 31 Mar 2020 16:12:18 +0000

Soxsquash, "snow",Kansas City, Kiss Cam

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #161 - "Corona A-Paco-lypse" w/ Mike Quindlen

Sat, 21 Mar 2020 15:41:59 +0000

The CoronaVirus Premier Studio, PornHub is BAD, Dr Montana on Foreskin

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #160 - "Another Episode of Dude" w/ Mike Quindlen

Sat, 21 Mar 2020 15:18:56 +0000

verbal crutch much, Comedy affected by #Covid19, John Dayton checks in...

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #153 - "Fifty Percent Chance" w/ Mickey Cucchiella

Tue, 03 Mar 2020 03:41:14 +0000

Lowell Melser come down with somethin', Mickey and Stefan judge "weather men", Wendi's facial, Niggle, Boobs, the questions, Tom Marr - NO mic presence, Mickey the formerly certified Boobologist

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #152 - "The Poop Talk" w/ Bryce Chevalier

Mon, 17 Feb 2020 22:06:36 +0000

Paco remembers California, where to dump, Wendi's concerts reading, the punctuation marks

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #151 - "A No Show" with Shawn Leverett

Sat, 08 Feb 2020 22:32:15 +0000

Build a kayak, Facebook likes our money again, iLemmings, Skiing.

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #150 - "The Jewel Of Vegas" with "Wayne Newton"

Sat, 08 Feb 2020 19:05:13 +0000

The Jewel Of Vegas flies in, Wendi's hit list, Pantera's strip club, Ozzy's voicemail, Casey Kasem?

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #149 - “The Whorin’ 20s” with Mark Riccadonna

Sun, 12 Jan 2020 19:33:39 +0000

Balls drops in for a brand new year with fan-favorite returning guest Mark Riccadonna in tow! First, Balls weighs in on the topic of last week’s episode, and Paco nobly defends their collective weirdness. Then we mourn the recent loss of the OG Vodka Machine Gun, and get an in-depth explanation of how they are made. After a provocative Paco drug story involving a pool, Balls recounts a particularly intrepid road show with a gang of rapscallions. The boys dole out more T-Shirts, some plans are discussed for Producer Mike’s modeling opportunity with Jen Seidel, and soon Mark talks about his enchanting new gig with an obscure multimedia corporation.

Tags: Mark Riccadonna, Vodka Machine Gun, Foreskin, Blow, Connecticut, Vomit, T-Shirt Time, Jen Seidel, Producer Mike, Disney, Mr. Philadelphia, Wayne Newton, Ted Danson, Europe, The Final Countdown

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #148 - “Me, You, and Frozen 2” with Jesse Invernizzi

Fri, 03 Jan 2020 17:57:24 +0000

In the first show of 2020, Paco is joined by returning guest and best friend Jesse Invernizzi, who goes toe-to-toe with Balls on the the telephone in a battle to win Paco’s heart. Balls reviews Frozen 2, and the gang predicts the fate of the Baltimore Ravens. After discussing the most heinous hygiene mishaps, Balls is dropped in favor of a call to the ravishing Wendi Townsend, who helps Jesse rationalize an adventurous kink. Soon the gang gushes about Watchmen, The Boys, Umbrella Academy, and Paco debates ditching the Witcher and subscribing to Disney Plus.

TAGS: Jesse Invernizzi, Frozen 2, Disney Plus, Ravens, Hygiene, Eating Ass, Wendi Townsend, Watchmen, The Boys, His Dark Materials, HBO, Umbrella Academy, The Mindhunter, The Witcher, Bootcamp

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #147 - "Paco Solo" with Jessie Invernizzi

Thu, 02 Jan 2020 18:13:29 +0000

‘‘Tis the night after Christmas, and decked are the halls, with Paco and Mike, but where is ole’ Balls?

With Paco now solo, and a show ‘round the bend, enter Jessie Invernizzi, his childhood friend.

His globe trotting bro tells tales of his travels, and another story about cocaine unravels.

Concerned about Balls, who’s missing this party, Paco calls up his nurse brother Darby.

And while Balls is with family, still playing Old St. Nick, three pals gather round to chat ‘bout his d**k.

Tags: Jessie Invernizzi, Darby Subotich, New Orleans, Drugs, Cocaine, Foreskin, Guns, Christmas, Air Pods, Crawl, Fantasy Football, Wonderful Christmastime, Paul McCartney

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #146 - “The Human Centi-Paco” with Alexis Barone

Thu, 19 Dec 2019 04:30:50 +0000

The multi-talented Alexis Barone is back, this time with fried Yuletide confections for a holly jolly Paco and Balls. First up, we chat about some of the most gut wrenching scenes on the silver screen. Alexis tells us about her upcoming projects, and the boys reach out to Wendi, who talks Joan Jett and Oreos. Next we get a few hilarious new voicemails, and talk about what we hate about the holidays. Finally Alexis gets the ole’ hot seat, and talks about her favorite actors, her martial arts skills, success as a creative, and the upcoming film, Lion’s Den.

Tags: Alexis Barone, Christmas, Fried Oreos, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Human Centipede, Requiem for a Dream, Misery, Deliverance, Matt Cannon, Robert Downey Junior, Martial Arts, Hard Candy, Juno, Brohemian Rhapsody, James Finn, IKEA, Blockbuster Video, Matthew McConaughey, Shailene Woodley, Lion’s Den, Rob Fahey, Greg Marsh, Greyt Christmas

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #145 - “Please Don’t Sun Your Ass” with Alexis Barone and Vlad Busko

Sun, 15 Dec 2019 19:24:38 +0000

The boys get comfy in their new studio, welcoming SAG AFTRA actress and local Baltimore film maker Alexis Barone, plus her beau Vlad! After Vlad reveals his country of origin, Paco and Balls discuss their own adventures abroad. Then we recap a rowdy comedy show and karaoke night, triggering Vlad’s particularly embarrassing story from the days of MySpace. Paco and Balls get anal about a trendy new sun bathing technique. Then Balls speculates the possible identify of the Butthole Bandit, and tells us why we should tune into the Quality Time Podcast with the Woodworth brothers.

Tags:Alexis Barone, Vlad, Belarus, Jamaica, Perineum Sun Bathing, Shaylene Woodly, Josh Brolin, Thanos, MySpace, Karaoke, Quality Time Podcast, Butthole Bandit, Graveyard Goonz, Eric Woodworth, Eyebrows, Santa Baby, Kellie Pickler

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #144 - “Arguably the Best Episode Ever” with Mickey Cucciella

Fri, 13 Dec 2019 00:53:20 +0000

Mickey Cucchiella is back with the boys for Part II of the holiday special, in an uproarious episode packed with everything that’s great about Paco’s Got Balls. This time, we call up the sorely missed Wendi to talk Ravens and radio, and Mickey gushes with pride for his old 98Rock pal. Then Mickey talks about the time he almost got into a fist fight with Chad Kroeger and challenges Paco to write a better rock ballad than Nickelback. After some voicemail surprises, Mickey opens up the phone lines and we hear from some random callers. Finally, Mickey tells us about chatting with Larry the Cable Guy, and Paco interviews his Gary Busey impersonation.

Tags: Mickey Cucchiella, Thanksgiving, Wendi Townsend, 98Rock, Chad Kroeger, Nickleback, Ravens, Football, Larry the Cable Guy, Gary Busey, Al Pacino, The Irishman, Nicholas Cage, Epstein Memes, Rob Fahey, Greyt Christmas

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #143 - "Of Turkey Necks and Scrotum Skin” - with Mickey Cucchiella

Thu, 05 Dec 2019 01:24:04 +0000

On this night before Thanksgiving, the boys welcome returning guest, 98 Rock alum and Baltimore comedian Mickey Cucchiella! It’s a merry old time when Mickey describes his great harvest celebrations of Thanksgivings past. Paco details some of his own holiday history, and talks about a particularly mischievous night of swashbuckling. Then Paco and Balls recount their Royal Farms incident with Walker Hayes and a $40 of friend chicken. The holidays at the studio wouldn’t be quite complete with an update on Balls’ foreskin, and Mickey suggests Balls may have a subconscious fixation. Finally we wrap up with Balls and Paco’s weekend skeet shooting trip.

Tags: Thanksgiving, Mickey Cucchiella, Turkey, Green Bean Casserole, Royal Farms, Walker Hayes, Chicken, Skeet Shooting, 4-wheeling, Break-in story, cocaine, foreskin, fetish, Never Never, WKRP, Turkey Drop

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #142 - “Hand Job, Marry, Kill” with Brohemian Rhapsody and Mike Quindlen

Sun, 24 Nov 2019 02:00:39 +0000

The Brohemian Rhapsody boys are back in a side-splitting episode with a hilariously tormented Mike Quindlen, still begrudgingly filling in for Paco! After Balls and Dave Draper talk about our recent prank on the Graveyard Goonz, Quindlen rages against former guest RJ Jackson, prompting Producer Mike to reign him in. Our favorite flustered Philadelphian then describes the acting role that got away, and takes a few digs at the the academic options for folks on the Eastern Shore. Soon a rousing Voicemail session is in order, featuring some familiar tones and a belated Halloween FMK. Some Popeye’s Chicken talk whets our appetites, before a call to Wendi Townsend leaves us swooning, and some dirt is flung across the FM waves as Wes Anderson proves he can hold his own! Then Quindlen throws shade at our former intern, who is actually quite dashing, and who still writes the show notes.

Tags: Brohemian Rhapsody, Dave Draper, Patrick Draper, Wes Anderson, Mike Quindlen, Dick in a Box, RJ Jackson, Salisbury University, Pennywise, Mike Myers, Freddy Krueger, Popeye’s Chicken, Wendi Townsend, Macho Man Randy Savage, Meth, Beavis and Butthead

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #141 “Winner Winner Chicken Dinner” with Brohemian Rhapsody

Sat, 16 Nov 2019 19:45:30 +0000

With nary a Paco in sight, gravelly-voiced psychopomp Mike Quindlen rolls into the studio to bust some Balls, along with the members of hot new show Brohemian Rhapsody: Wes Anderson and brothers Dave & Patrick Draper! Balls talks about the bloody results of a college bender, while the others discuss an old Bradley Cooper film. Then Patrick professes a rare carnal desire, and Balls recaps the recent show at Roadie Joe’s with Walker Hayes. Quindlen describes a ‘killer’ comedy show, and talks about his dog’s bizarre appetite.

Tags: Mike Quindlen, Patrick Draper, Dave Draper, Wes Anderson, Night train, Midnight meat train, Bradley Cooper, Blumkin, Royal Farms, Walker Hayes, chicken, Heart attack, and OD at a show Black lab, Jeffery Epstein, Ottobar, Zissimos, The Wire, Brohemian Rhapsody, Queen

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #140 - “Look at my Butthole” with the RJ Jackson and Danielle Campbell of the Graveyard Goonz

Fri, 08 Nov 2019 01:25:12 +0000

It’s Halloween Part II as internet power-couple RJ Jackson and Danielle Campbell of the Graveyard Goonz creep up from the cursed earth to spread mischief and mayhem with Paco and Balls! The Goonz chat about everything from their work, their art, and pranking the masses, plus they reveal the whereabouts of their former Goonz cast-mates. Then RJ confronts Balls about their recent prank gift, and tells us all about Dark-Web Unboxing. Soon the Goonz demonstrate one of their Halloween prank calls by way of Producer Mike’s phone! Then we give Wendi a call, and she has a chat with Joanna Campbell, whose gone batty from Moonshine. This spooky spectacular boasts chats about the best Halloween candy, surprise buttholes, missing teeth, and lesser known Schwarzeneggers.

Tags: Graveyard Goonz, RJ Jackson, Danielle Campbell, Joanna Campbell, Prank Calls, Dark Web, Unboxing, Halloween, Reeses Pumpkins, Dark Chocolate, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Wendi Townsend, Dave Draper, Hijinks.fun/chat

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #139 “Fingered and Fisted Pickles" w/ Joanna Campbell of The Bay

Sun, 03 Nov 2019 15:35:43 +0000

On this Halloween seasonal spectacular, Paco and Balls invite returning guest, Joanna Campbell of 100.7 the Bay for some laughs and scares! Joanna kicks off the nights with some scary stories from growing up in Gettysburg, a paranormal hot-spot, and a prophetic Ouija board. Then Paco and Balls describe their fear of elevators. Balls reveals a snazzy surprise for the Fire Your Guns segment, courtesy of a friend of the show. Then the gang breaks into more scary stories, including tales of shadow people, vigilant cats, UFOs, cold pizza, knocking doors, and demonic entities. Soon the gang checks the voicemails and gets a surprise from a couple of celebrities. Then Paco and Balls continue to mortify Joanna with tales of killer clown movies, and…you guessed it…foreskins.

TAGS: Joanna Campbell, 100.7 The Bay, Halloween, Scary Stories, Ouija boards, UFOs, Fashion Rocks Autism, The A-Team, Pornographic Arrest, Pickles, Gettysburg, Cat, Ghosts, Haunted House, Spooky, Terrifier, Art the Clown, Dracula, Beavis and Butthead, Bobby 'Boris' Pickett

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #138 - “Goals” with Abby Mello

Thu, 24 Oct 2019 00:01:12 +0000

A pickle-drunk Paco and Balls are joined by special new guest: local comedian and psychology professor Abby Mello! Abby fills us in on the origins of the all-women comedy showcase she produces - and discusses how it got it’s astounding name - and a little bit about the subject she teaches. Abby helps the boys develop solutions to internal conflicts, and we hear from Wendi as she struggles to give away 21 Pilots tickets. After a quick story about drunk Balls eats a chalupa, an alluring new sleep-ware ad gives the gang a juicy chat. Soon Abby weights in on Paco’s recent harassment by the authorities, and Producer Mike cues up another round of voicemails. Abby chats television, and the night rounds out with some Breaking Bad debate.

Tags: Abby Mello, The Clitorati Presents: Lip Service, 21 Pilots, Brett the Hitman Heart, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Bob Odenkirk, Fleabag, Rob Lowe, The Grinder, Chalupa, Organization Psychology, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Rob Fahey

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #137 "Queen Pickle" w/ Ole Smoky and Kim Stanton

Thu, 17 Oct 2019 22:36:38 +0000

Paco and Balls entertain the enigmatic Moonshine Pickles and the lovely Kim Stanton while recapping previous episodes and following up on some hot topics. Balls gets a killer deal at Ma’s Pizza, and Paco ponders about the troubled times of a bygone age. Then Balls expresses his concerns about a nefarious soy burger, and Paco chats admin duties for Big Timing Comedy. Soon Paco and Balls are weighing in on Shia Labeouf, and Balls reveals some unpleasant feedback from an audience member. The game is on when Paco, Balls, and Kim cue up some Real or Fake News to round out the evening!

Tags: Moonshine Pickles, Kim Stanton, Ma’s Pizza, Constantine, Keanu Reeves, Customer Feedback from the live show, T-Shirt Time, Saw, Games, Real or Fake News, glyphosate, Monsanto, Weedkiller, Impossible Foods, QUEEN

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #136 - “Everybody Poops” with Bob Delmont

Sun, 13 Oct 2019 18:03:06 +0000

Powerhouse guest Bob Delmont returns for a rip-roarin’ good time with Paco, Balls and Producer Mike, this time geared up for the hot seat! First, Bob unveils the origins of his radio program, Delmont’s Diner, and Paco gives an update on his conflict with the the Home Owner’s Association. Then Bob talks his visit to the Anne Frank house. With a bit of a push, Balls drops Wendi Townsend a line, and she provides updates on her dream job and tells us why we should look for a few Wendi-centric surprises during the next Ravens game! After an alarming fun fact about sloths, Bob gets drilled about his work, music, television, and reveals his trick to staying so jacked. We talk Breaking Bad, the Boys, Cobra Kai, and Seinfeld…plus the gang reveals their favorite country singers!

Tags: Bob Delmont, Delmont’s Diner, 93.1 WPOC, Ravens, Anne Frank, Gestappo, Breaking Bad, El Camino, The Boys, Homelander, Cobra Kai, Youtube, Amazon Prime, Jerry Seinfeld, George Kastanza, Reba Mcentire, Travis Tritt, Garth Brookes, Country Music, Superheroes, Dominic McEllikgott, Punisher, Daredevil, Travis Tritt

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #135 - “Paco and Ball-iversary” with Bob Delmont

Thu, 10 Oct 2019 00:57:26 +0000

It’s the 3 year anniversary of Paco’s Got Balls featuring Wendi, and we welcome the liquidy-voiced Bob Delmont, of "Delmont's Diner Mid-days on WPOC! After Paco chronicles the events that made podcast history, Bob surprises us with a delicious anniversary gift. Then Balls recaps the live show at Union Craft Brewery, where Paco had to play the bad guy, and the boys rubbed elbows with some 98Rock Allstars - including our own Wendi Townsend! Paco chats his Ocean City conference, and the group discusses the Ocean City H2OI. Soon, Paco and Bob pull out some impressions, and Balls talks college football scholarships, Ray Lewis, and Ravens in the Sports Corner. Paco addresses Ravens current situation in detail.

Tags: Bob Delmont, Delmont’s Diner, 93.1 WPOC, Ocean City, Union Craft Brewery, Jay Mohr, Gilbert Gottfried, Frank Caliendo, Christopher Walken, Ray Lewis, Football, scholarships, NFL, NAACP, Dancing with the Stars, Ravens, Earl Thomas, Brandon Williams, Jimmy Smitts, Child's Play

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #134 - “Your Show Sucks” - LIVE At Union Craft Brewing with Scott Reardon

Tue, 01 Oct 2019 21:30:55 +0000

Paco… Balls… Wendi… Producer Mike and... "INTERN" Andy! The gang is together again in an uproarious reunion show recorded live at Baltimore’s own Union Craft Brewing, with special returning guest Scott Reardon of 98 Rock! After a quick discussion of the new Joaquin Phoenix Joker film, Balls breaks out a mysterious gift he received for Wendi, which triggers flashbacks of the 2018 Mystery Mailer. The gang handles a particularly verbose audience member before delving into the new Ravens quarterback, and then it’s on to audience questions. We chat body positivity, zombie apocalypses, and homosexual experimentation. Scott suffers a critical blow from a belligerent audience member, and Wendi discusses pimple popping. It’s a wild night filled with delicious Union Craft brews, games, prizes, and some classic Paco and Balls antics as they reunite with their MVP!

TAGS: Scott Reardon, 98 Rock, Justin, Scott and Spiegel in the Morning, Union Craft Brewing, Ravens, Joaquin Phoenix, Joker, Dildos, Pimple Popping, @ChicagoTheBand

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #133 “A Livable Community” - with Connor Dykes

Wed, 25 Sep 2019 23:53:10 +0000

Returning guest Connor Dykes arrives on the scene from PG County to talk shop with the boys, who are fueled this time by flavored seltzers. Paco talks about his college days masquerading as his alter ego, and Chipotle’s new protein option is discussed. Then the boys talk their favorite fast food joints. Paco suggests an ambitious new show segment that lets Balls vent, and Connor describes a close call at an airport. Paco and Balls make plans to be cops. Then Connor takes the spotlight to talk about his progress in standup comedy.

Tags: Connor Dykes, Prince George’s County, Steve McCenna, Three Sheets, Chipotle, Vic Farrari, Cops, Airport, Kiss, Ares Spears, Cranberry seltzer, Van Halen

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #132 “Do you Have Papers?” with John Dayton, Mila Simon and Connor Dykes

Sat, 21 Sep 2019 00:09:54 +0000

It’s a Full House minus the John Stamos, when Balls, Paco and Mike welcome our Salisbury pals: Mila Simon, Connor Dykes, and the teetle toatling John Dayton! John talks about his upcoming trip to Albuquerque to spread the good word. Then Balls gushes about Breaking Bad, and Connor gives his critique of the Sopranos. Things get topical when Paco rages about the recent New York ban of flavored e-cigs, and expresses his paranoia about the sinister HOA. Balls calls on the power of Wendi to cheer him up, all the way from the remote reaches of the 98Rock studio. The gang chats Ravens and tries their luck at winning Joker tickets. And finally the team takes a look at some listener voicemails, and here’s from some familiar and not-so familiar characters.

TAGS: Kelly’s Dream Annual Gold Tournament, Albuquerque, John Dayton, Mila Simon, Breaking Bad, Sopranos, Better Call Saul, Sons of Anarchy, New York, Flavored e-cigarettes, Ravens, Joker, Cat Mannon, Wendi Townsend, The Cars, Ric Ocasek

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #131 “It Feels Amazing” with Pete Bergen

Thu, 12 Sep 2019 00:48:00 +0000

Eric Woodworth is back to help welcome returning guest, the sultry voiced Pete Bergen, who sparks a discussion about Paco’s VR Porn challenge. Then Balls describes his recent targets for the chocolate dick prank, and the gang speculates about density. When Paco shares a particularly relevant Bible verse, we go off-the-rales on a for-skin-tuitous bit about the trial of Christ as held in the deep South. After we delve into this week’s voicemails, we dish about Wendi’s recent birthday roast.

Tags: Pete Bergen, Eric Woodworth, The Final Five, Tom Myers, the Bible, Jesus Christ, VR Porn, Chocolate Dick, Foreskin, Sean Savoy, Dave Draper, Donald Duck, Goofy, Voicemails, Graveyard Goons Kajun Kelley, "Sky Is Falling", 9-11

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #130 - “Oh Wendi, Where Art Thou?” With Erik Woodworth

Fri, 06 Sep 2019 01:49:17 +0000

The boys are back, this time time with Baltimore comedian and host of Quality Time podcast Erik Woodworth in the Wendi chair! As the crew speculates her whereabouts, Balls dials her phone - but will he get a hold of her? And where is she?? The answer could shake the very foundation of Paco’s Got Balls as we know it! Plus, Paco and Balls give a recap of their trip to see KISS, and talk about Paul Stanley’s new routine. Story time continues as Balls delivers a rapid fire account of his drunken Labor Day weekend boating adventures, and Paco tells a tragic tale of an old friend from Souris’s Saloon.

Tags: 7th Annual Kelly's Dream Golf, 98 Rock, Erik Woodworth, Quality Time Podcast, Bloodsport, Dawn of the Dead, KISS, Paul Stanley, Van Halen, Diamond Dave, Labor Day, Teen Wolf, Michael J Fox, Wedding Ring, Cellar Door, The Hangover, Souris’s Saloon,

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #129 “The Wendi and Mike Quindlen Show” with Haywood Turnipseed Jr. and Walker Hays

Fri, 30 Aug 2019 01:18:05 +0000

Wendi and guest host Mike Quindlen welcome Baltimore comedian Haywood Turnipseed to the studio to hold down the fort as Balls and Paco attend KISS. After Wendi cues up the vodka machine gun, Quindlen probes Haywood about his recent New York Times opinion piece and his special appearance for the BBC discussing Trump. When things heat up politically, Haywood gets a hot seat from Wendi and Mike to talk his favorite female comedians, his favorite comedy show, and more.

TAGS: Haywood Turnipseed, Mike Quindlen, New York Times, BBC, Trump, Politics, Oliver, Walker Hays, Emilio Estivez, Kim Stanton, Glow, KISS

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #128 “Hometown Girl” with Walker Hays

Thu, 22 Aug 2019 03:49:56 +0000

Paco and Balls are on the road to see KISS, but Wendi brings in the sensational Mike Quindlen to guest host! Plus, hometown girl and New York comedian Walker Hays is in the house, with comedian Haywood Turnipseed! After Walker discusses her romantic history with Quindlen, the gang talks the stark contrast between the DC and Baltimore comedy scene. Wendi prepares for her upcoming birthday roast, and teases us with some stingers. Then Wendi talks about her dad, her stormy relationship with his wife, and the struggles of being intimidating to dominant men. Walker provides some wisdom about impermanence and perspective, and the group chimes in with some ad hoc psyche therapy. Finally Walker talks her upcoming tours and an upcoming secret project that leaves us guessing!

TAGS: Walker Hays, Haywood Turnipseed, Mike Quindlen, New York, DC, Roast, Therapy, Hockey, Capitals, Oliver, KISS

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #127 "The Time I got Tang-A-Ranged" with Rob Baier and Denny Grace from Kanye Twitty

Thu, 15 Aug 2019 00:40:09 +0000

Superstars Rob Baier and Denny Grace from local band Kanye Twitty pull up a couch tonight for a sip of the Holy Grail of vodka bottles, with Paco, Balls and Wendi rambunctious as ever! After we plumb the depths of the urban dictionary for an elusive term, our guests join in on some Just Push Play, where Paco and Wendi throw shade at a Motley Crew member. Then Rob and Denny talk music in the hot seat, including their bitchin’ band, their bizarre opening for Kenny Chesney, and brushing elbows with the slew of talent in their circles. This star-powered rock ’n roll fantasy ends with a rare treat - an exclusive acoustic performance that will knock your socks off!

Tags: Kanye Twitty, Rob Baier, Denny Grace, Here’s to the Night, Steve Bosniak, Chris Kirkpatrick, Kenny Chesney, Carry Underwood, Motley Crew, Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody, Ass Reamers, Eddie Van Halen, Donkey Sauce, Kelly’s Dream, Matchbox 20, KISS

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #126 “Drunk and Topless” with Kristine Klebrowski

Fri, 09 Aug 2019 04:15:04 +0000

Our three bared besties welcome Paco’s Got Balls super fan Kristine Klebrowski to the booth, who, along with Producer Mike, tell the story of how they met back in the days of Yahoo! Plus, Mike’s main squeeze Kim returns! With Paco and Wendi off the rails, Balls brings in the reigns to recap Wendi’s recent show at Snifters. Then Balls discusses a new publicity stunt involving chocolate dicks in the mail. Wendi gives an update on a former guest and discusses a recent successful show with Baltimore comedian Abby Mello. Then Producer Mike queues up the messages we’ve received from YOU, the listeners! And things wrap up with a hot seat featuring Krissy, where she talks about why she listens to the show and her musical passions.

Tags: Krissy, Kim, Chocolate Dicks, Abby Mello, Kelly's Dream, Snifters, User Voicemails, Rat, Hair Metal, Child’s Play, Brian Jack, Journey, Aerosmith, Toys in the Attic, Bohemian Rhapsody

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #125 "Fullpower Hour" with Joanna Campbell and Kelly O'Donnell Ware

Wed, 31 Jul 2019 23:26:11 +0000

Joanna Campbell and Kelly O'Donnell Ware are back this week for a titillating part 2. After Paco explodes with Balls on the Baltimore music scene, the two make plans to take the show on the road, with sites set on Church of Satire! Balls explains a recent awkward phone call, and then its Joanna vs Wendi for a game of 'Who does Time Fullpower love more?' We round out this episode exploring chocolate dicks, the complex emotions of cocktails, the subtle nuances of a recent viral challenge created by porn stars. Finally, Balls breaks the news about a new segment on the show that involves listener participation.

TAGS: Joanna Campbell, Kelley O'donnell Ware, Kelley's Dream, Tim Fullpower, 100.7 The Bay, Barry Sax and the Hound, Chocolate Dicks, Intern Andy, Richard Yeagley, Running Butthole Challenge, Jim Bryan, Church of Satire, Tommy Sinbazo, Cheap Trick

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #124 “Quit Avocados” - with Joanna Campbell and Kelly's Dream

Fri, 26 Jul 2019 03:49:25 +0000

Podcast family favorite Kelly O’Donnell Ware drops by to kick off the episode with a plug for the 7th Annual Kelly's Dream golf tournament! Kelley helps us warmly welcome celebrity guest - D.J. and radio personality Joanna Campbell from 100.7 The Bay! After Wendi reveals how she injured her hand, Balls describes another gory incident that has us cringing. Then Jo talks about her long and fruitful career in radio, her favorite album of all time, and all the famous folks she’s grazed elbows with. It’s a star-studded hour packed with booze, bands, and badasses, as the crew shares tattoos, William Shatner’s music, stories of Amish markets, and cheese filled hot dogs.

TAGS: Joanna Campbell, Kelly O’Donnell Ware, Kelley’s Dream, Walk the Moon, Green Day, Dookie, 21 Pilots, Crash Test Dummies, Taylor Swift, Red Octopus Tattoos, Ink Masters, HFSFestival, Gavin Rothdale, Gwen Stefani, Real Big Fish, William Shatner, Billy Joe Armstrong, Dave Navarro, David Bowie

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #123 - “Probably a Solid” with Comedian Dusty York

Sat, 20 Jul 2019 16:17:05 +0000

We pleasurably welcome comedian Dusty York all the way from NYC to talk shop about comedy and East Coast show business! First off, Paco Balls and Wendi takes guesses about how Dusty met his girlfriend. Then the gang discusses the tricky road to getting paid work as a standup in New York and Baltimore, and plans are devised to take a group trip to the Big Apple together.

Tags; Dusty York, New York, Ottobar, Rogue Pageantry, Das Bierhalle, Mickey Cucchiella, Righteous Brothers, Unchained Melody

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #122 - “Wendi’s Taco with Balls and Paco”

Fri, 12 Jul 2019 02:21:09 +0000

After a long break the Holy Trinity assembles, this time pumped about a recent jam session that ignites a new musical venture - with Paco on lead guitar and Balls on the sax! After a quick review of Bohemian Rhapsody and Balls’ verdict on the Game of Thrones finale, Wendi gushes about her new boss and showers praise on some local talent. Balls hatches a devious plan to prank some of our fellow internet radio jockeys, and Wendi explains the tricky nature of our tongue-twisting show title. Then the gang describes some new groundbreaking camera technology.

Tags: Bohemian Rhapsody, Game of Thrones, Das Bierhalle, Sandy Bernstein, Matt Cannon, Tim Fullpower, Wendi’s Boss, McGooby’s, Eric Meyers, Chocolate Dicks, Quality Time, Tommy Sinbazo, Eric Woodworth, Laugh Finder, Cock Cam

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi - #121 - “The More You Grow” with Walt Rampata & Josie Marcellino

Mon, 08 Jul 2019 22:54:03 +0000

With Wendi away at Das Bierhall, guest-host Josie Marcellino swings by the studio to bust Paco’s Balls. Together they welcome guest Walt Rampata, a hemp grower and consultant at Baltimore’s own ReLeaf Shop cannibis dispensary! Balls kicks off with some foreskin updates and an awkward discussion with Papa Jolicoeur. Then Josie describes a recent gardening accident that left her with a broken tailbone. Soon the hot seat is ablaze when Walt takes us to school about the ins and outs of growing marijuana and the life-changing medicinal benefits of CBD. It’s an educational deep dive through the world of farming and science, and metabolizing cannabinoids, with a transfixed Paco and Balls along for the ride!

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Tags: ReLeaf Shop, CBD, Hemp, Black Market, Marijuana, Cannabinoids, Monarch-Botanicals.com, sativa, tailbone, Endocannabinoid System, Foreskin, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, The More You Know, Mary Jane Watson, Mary-Louise Parker, Hemorrhoid Donut Pillows, Kim Basinger

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #120 - “Animal Crackers” with Josie Marcellino

Sat, 29 Jun 2019 16:12:22 +0000

Paco and Balls bring pinch hitter and Baltimore comedian Josie Marcellino in to guest host a spectacular show from the future. Paco describes his experience at Firefly and a peculiar stay at an Air B&B, and Josie makes good use of his dream-analysis skills. Soon the three discuss the actor recently cast as the new Batman, and Balls describes a bizarre new sex move. Then Paco attempts to use Snap Chat, and gives us some long overdue Sports Corner news about the Toronto Raptors, while Balls discusses a recent article that sparks a political discussion.

Tags: Josie Marcellino, Firefly Festival, Ouija Board, Robert Pattinson, Drinking Shampoo, Batman, Toronto Raptors, Johnny Depp, McGooby’s, Megan Rapinoe, Colin Kaepernick, National Anthem, Animal Crackers, Snap Chat, Back To The Future, Huey Lewis & The News, Back In Time

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #119 - “Fudge and Toffee” with Kevin Cornell

Fri, 21 Jun 2019 01:16:50 +0000

Past guest Kevi Cornell is back in the studio tonight to chat about the forthcoming chapter of The Element Saga: The Soul Dagger. Kevin gives us a recap and talks about what fans can look forward to in the thrilling urban fantasy series. Then Balls passes the balls to Wendi, who describes her middle-seat flight home from Vegas. Balls gives an update on the Douglas Peterson mystery, while Paco debriefs the gang on the David Ortiz shooting in the Sports Corner and chats a little Golden State Warriors news. Kevi and Paco then give their review on the new Aladdin movie starring Will Smith.

WARNING: This episode contains spoilers for Avengers: Endgame and Aladdin.

Tags: Kevi Cornell, The Element Saga, The Soul Dagger, Gold State Warriors, David Ortiz, Douglas Peterson, Aladdin, Will Smith, Disney, Avengers, Gaston, Kristoff, Frozen, Luke Evans, Dominican Republic, Flying Fish Cafe, Disney Boardwalk, IngramSpark, Tom Jones

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #118 - “Gone Country” - with Josh Wheeler

Fri, 14 Jun 2019 01:23:47 +0000

Balls’ childhood friends are here in the studio for some quality time, and we are kicking back with Josh Wheeler whose here all the way from Saudi Arabia! Balls first discusses his appointment with his urologist, and Wendi shows off a new character. Balls discusses he and Josh’s experiences in Nash-Vegas, where Josh performed at the Country Music Festival. The team talks Country Music stars, Reba McIntyre, and country music love. Then it’s Josh in the hot seat to talk music, his career, and Netflix and chillin’.

TAGS: Kenny Chesney, Tim McGraw, Carrie Underwood, Dierks Bentley, Rascall Flatts, Kelsey Ballarini, Luke Bryan, Keith Urban, Joan Jett, Reba McEntire, Vince Gill, Brett Michaels, Iron Eagle, Top Gun, Tom Cruise, Val Kilmer, Jason Statham, Garth Brooks, Maren Morris, Mary Kelsey, Netflix and Chill, CMA Festival, R.I.P. Brad Delp, Boston

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #117 - “Pissing the Night Away” - with Tommy Sinbazo

Sun, 09 Jun 2019 17:49:24 +0000

Guest Tommy Sinbazo from the Laugh Finder Podcast is back this week with Connor Whelton for a special anniversary show stocked with foreskin fun! After we discuss what Tommy’s role at Hogwarts might entail, Balls describes his online pursuit of a copy of Willow on DVD, and Paco unveils his impression of Gwildor from Masters of the Universe. Then we get an in-depth look of Balls’ foreskin restoration process, including some daring escapades and close calls. Afterwards, Tommy discusses a recent Amazon purchase and sheds some light on personal urinal bag functionality. Soon the gang gets into some wild news stories and Tommy plays FMK with some particularly unique choices.

Tags: Tommy Sinbazo, Connor Whelton, Laugh Finder Podcast, Absolute Quality, Hogwarts, Defense Against the Dark Arts, Masters of the Universe, Warwick Davis, Willow, Foreskin Restoration, John Wick, Keanu Reeves, Game of Thrones, Theon, Ramsey, Piss Bag, Avengers: Endgame, Hair Engagement Ring, Otters that Look Like Matt Damon, Blogspot, Sex dolls, Resident Evil, Aerosmith

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #116 - “Sweet ReLeaf” with Connor Whelton feat. Tommy Sinbazo

Sat, 01 Jun 2019 02:32:12 +0000

Guest host Tommy Sinbazo from the Laugh Finder Podcast fills in for Wendi tonight to help Paco and Balls welcome guest Connor Whelton, owner of Baltimore’s ReLeaf Shop cannabis dispensary! After discussion of Tommy’s happy hour with pirates, the gang debates the divisive finale of a popular HBO series, and Balls gives an update on a new email from new potential intern, Douglas Peterson. Then Connor describes how he went from testing video games to being a full fledged purveyor of medical marijuana. Connor explains how Tommy can get a medical marijuana card, and gives us the scoop on available products.

Tags: Connor Whelton, Tommy Sinbazo, ReLeaf Shop, Douglas Peterson, Cannabis, Rascall Flatts, Donkey Sauce, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Leonardo, John Popper, Newsweek, The Neverending Story, Game of Thrones, Avengers: Endgame, Douglas Peterson, EA Nintendo, Planet Fitness, INSYS Therapeutics, Joe Robinson, CBD Oil, Mary Jane Watson, Mary Louise Parker, Kim Basinger, Kathy Bates, Die Laughing Productions, Murder Mystery, Tom Petty

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi - #115 “Bite the Hand that Feeds You” with Eric Navarro

Fri, 24 May 2019 01:25:05 +0000

The Hard Times managing editor Eric Navarro joins Paco and the gang to talk about music, culture, and that controversial article he wrote about Warped Tour. Meanwhile, Paco and Balls discuss their Roadie Joes success, and Intern Andy’s sublime navigational skills. Then Eric Navarro is put to the test when Balls springs a pop quiz. Tune in for discussion about Penis Parks, Pink Floyd, Wendi’s show with Justin Schlegel, and what it’s like to work for the best satirical news outlet since The Onion!

TAGS: Eric Navarro, The Hard Times, Penis Park, Dan Liberto, Punk Rock, Modest Mouse, Warped Tour, Roadie Joes, Kanye West, Pink Floyd, 311, Justin Schlegel, James Finn, Matt Sankum, The League, Jason Mantzoukas, Brian Jack

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #114 - “Looks Like a Great Podcast” with James Finn

Sun, 19 May 2019 00:30:05 +0000

Baltimore comedian and self proclaimed Facebook troll James Finn joins the gang tonight for a review of Natty Boh’s new Day Beer. Eric chats about a recent close call at work with this foreskin extender, and then we promptly put James in the hot seat! James talks music, Matt Cannon, and gets some well-deserved praise for his progress as a polished comic. Then he gets personal about his dating history, his Celebrity pass-list, and his open letter to Danny Devito.

TAGS: James Finn, Live the Band, Crybaby, Matt Cannon, Phil Collins, Danny Devito, Celebrity Pass List, Natty Boh, Day Beer, Foreskin, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Uso, Das Bierhall

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #113 "Joy to the World" - with Joy Jewell

Sun, 12 May 2019 02:59:39 +0000

In this special blast from the past episode, the gang is joined by an old friend from the Paco’s Got Balls archives: the very talented actress, model, and on-air hostess Joy Jewell! Joy gets her turn in the spotlight with a round of Just Push Play and talks her favorite tunes, then discusses dating, relationships, and her career. We ask Joy about her pal (and former Paco’s Got Balls guest) Jen Siedel, her experiences with acting gigs. It's an episode of fun, fashion and family you won't want to miss!

TAGS:Joy Jewell, Jen Siedel, Funsho, Numb3rz, Gal Gadot, Wonder Woman, Acting, Modeling, Dating, Sinead O’connor, Sigourney Weaver, Rob Fahey

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #112 “Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow” with Missy G. Hall

Fri, 10 May 2019 03:24:27 +0000

Missy Grinkowicz Hall is back in the studio tonight and back in the hot seat for a rollicking Part 2! Join us for more of Missy’s stories, including that time she warmed up an audience for Harry Connick Jr., her childhood, her husband Jeremy, and her remarkable road to comedy. Then Eric recaps his Easter weekend and the unexpected arrival of an old acquaintance. Soon the gang chats about pity laughs, Wendi describes an experience with a mean comedian, and we talk about a potential comedy show made up of terrible comics.

TAGS: Missy Grinkowicz Hall, Harry Connick Jr., Labradoodle, Jessa Reed, Jeremy Hall, Eric Roberts, Mark Riccadonna, Easter, Jacoby Jones, Jim Bryan, Pity Laughs, Green Day, Jesse Spano, Showgirls, Jeremy Hall

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #111 - "Water's Low Boys"

Tue, 07 May 2019 03:16:40 +0000

It’s a wild night at the studio when guest comedian Missy G Hall drops in to chat! Balls recaps the recent show at Snifters and the group discusses the challenges of booking shows. Missy chats about working on the film ‘Days of Power’ with actress Eliza Roberts and Mark Riccadonna, and the gang talks about the value of watching your act recorded. Then Missy gets comfy in the hot seat and chats her beautiful family, being a teacher, and more.

TAGS: Missy G Hall, Days of Power, Eliza Roberts, Harry Connick Jr. Snifters, Jim Bryan, Awesome Blossom, Dina Blizzard, Boston Comedy Festival, League of their Own, Jeremy Hall

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #110 - “Of Shrimp and Grits”

Sun, 28 Apr 2019 20:53:51 +0000

With Wendi away and not a guest in sight, them Duke boys go it alone. After further discussion about Intern Andy’s title, Balls discusses some tension at a recent comedy show. The gang guesses the number one preferred drink according to bartenders, and soon Paco reveals the origins of a recent social media post. Things heat up when we discuss Tiger Woods, the return of Game of Thrones, and Ball’s social media flame war.

Tags: Roadie Joe's, Spirits, Jack Daniels, Shrimp and Grits, Tiger Woods, Game of Thrones, Joe Robinson, St. Patrick’s Day, Pizza Squirrel, Flame War, Facebook, Ethyl’s, Artie Lang, Matt Cannon

Paco’s Got Balls feat. Wendi #108 - “Model Behavior” - with Mike Correnti and Izzie Arizza

Fri, 12 Apr 2019 00:52:03 +0000

Paco’s good friend and fan of the show Mike Correnti pops by the studio to chat about hosting the 2019 Maggie Sophia Memorial Disc Golf Tournament, and sticks around for some laughs. Also back with us in the studio is the charming Izzie Arriza, and the two flip the tables on Paco, Balls and Wendi! After Balls recounts his first guest spot at the Church of Satire, Intern Andy’s official title and job role are discussed. Paco and Wendi then describe experiences with hecklers, and Mike dispenses gifts to the gang. Things get out of hand when the team attempts to model the new Big Timing Comedy line of apparel, and soon everyone ends up drunk and topless; just another night here in the Torture Chambers!

TAGS: Mike Correnti, Izzie Arizza, 2019 Maggie Sophia Memorial Disc Golf Tournament, Church of Satire, Intern Andy, Hecklers, Jim Bryan, Big Timing Comedy, Shirtless, Topless

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #107 - “Gettin’ Izzie Wit It” - with Izzie Arrizza

Fri, 05 Apr 2019 00:54:18 +0000

The hills of Kingsville Maryland are alive with the sound of music, then we welcome local musician and writer Izzie Arrizza to the studio! After Balls gets interrogated about his deviant shopping spree, Izzy talks about her upcoming album and then belts out some Aerosmith. Balls and Wendi describe a confrontation at a local eatery, and Wendi and Izzie make plans for a night of jamming. The team chats about a new Netflix show and soon Izzie gets the hot seat to discuss her Instagram, her family, her career, and her music.

Tags: Izzie Arrizza, The Collective Cadillac Needs Space to Roam, Neither New Nor Vintage, Dream On, Aerosmith, Kate Blanchette, Grunge, Punk Rock, Doors, Butt Plugs, Neflix, Dirt, Motley Crew, Baltimore Sun, Gwen Stefani, Shirley Manson, Alanis Morissette

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #106 - “Yes And…” - with Katie Dunn and Tim Trueheart

Thu, 28 Mar 2019 01:20:09 +0000

It’s another night of improv games here on Paco’s Got Balls! The crew plugs DJ Lightning one last time, and Paco and Balls chat about their adventures on the St. Patrick’s Day float. Then Katie Dunn and Tim Trueheart walk the group through some more games to keep us all on our toes! There’s mind melding, lobsters, mops, and everything in between as Katie and Tim take us to school!

Tags: Katie Dunn, Tim Trueheart, St. Patrick’s Day Float, Joe Robinson, Rockville, Improv, Yes And, Lobster, Mop, Mind Melding, Oliver

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #105 - The Penis Museum with Katie Dunn and Tim Trueheart

Fri, 22 Mar 2019 01:16:06 +0000

Our dear old friend Katie Dunn returns triumphantly to the Big Timing Comedy studio, and she’s brought her beau, comedian Tim Trueheart of the Jellyvision Show! These two Improv Extraordinaire get cozy for zany chats about politics, foreskin, and Icelandic penis museums. Soon Katie talks about her improv origins, her recent trip to Paris, and then her and Tim break out the goods; they’ve prepared improv class exercises for Paco, Balls and Wendi! Let the games begin!

In Loving Memory of Lois Holbrook

Tags: Katie Dunn, Tim Trueheart, The Jellyvision Show, The Phallological Museum, Iceland, Circumcision, Andrew Yang, Foreskin, Universal Income, Paris, Improv, Penis, Penis Puppetry, Improv Class, Games

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi #103 - ‘Keto Crotch’ with Chris Lawrence

Fri, 15 Mar 2019 00:25:28 +0000

The indelible comedian Chris Lawrence pops by for Paco’s Got Balls, and quickly becomes our favorite guest yet! After the crew gushes over a handsome local celebrity, Balls makes us think twice about the Keto diet. We then delve into the plan for Big Timing Comedy’s St. Patrick’s Day parade float, followed by a discussion of a controversial new Michael Jackson documentary. Soon it’s Chris in the hot seat, where he’s probed about crafting his comedy, his thoughts on circumcision, and drilled about his favorite female comedians! This episode is all that AND a bag of delicious Birthday Cake Oreos…

Tags: Chris Lawrence, Sam Calgione, Dogfish Head Brewery, Keto Crotch, Keto Diet, Michael Jackson, Leaving Neverland, St. Patrick’s Day, Alex Trebec, Stormy Daniels, Outbreak, Patrick Dempsey, Birthday Cake Oreos, Clawcomedy

Paco's Got Balls feat. Wendi - #104 LIVE w/ Justin Schlegel

Thu, 14 Mar 2019 01:33:30 +0000

It’s Big Timing Comedy’s event podcast of the season when Paco takes Balls to the stage! We are live at Sully’s Comedy Cellar in Parkville, Maryland with special guest Justin Schlegel of 98 Rock’s Justin, Scott and Spiegel! Justin and the gang pull no punches and spare no expense with audience games and uncensored antics. Find out what gifts Justin has in store for Paco and the team! Get the inside scoop when Justin talk behind the scenes at 98Rock, his experiences with the Murder Mystery cast, and stick around as lucky audience members compete in a trivia battle royale!

Tags: Justin Schlegel, 98Rock, Justin, Scott and Spiegel, Transformers, Pacific Rim, Kaiju, Murder Mystery, Mike’s Palliative Care, 2019 Maggie Sophia Memorial, Disc golf, Smelling Salts, Erectile Drugs, Erections, Trivia, Sully’s Comedy Cellar

Paco's Got Balls #102 "Talking Brews with Kevin Blodger"

Sat, 09 Mar 2019 01:45:48 +0000

It’s time to kick back back with a frosty beverage and give your ears to a brew-tiful new episode of Paco’s Got Balls! This time we are honored to have co-founder of Union Craft Brewery Kevin Blodger with us, maker of such amazing beers as Duckpin Pale Ale and Rye-Baby IPA! First up, Balls recaps the live podcast and his experience doing standup at Wits End Saloon, and Wendi explains her heroic act of diplomacy. Paco tells a ripping-good Mike Quindlen story. Then the group talks recent celebrity news, and Paco gets animated about the notion of workplace masturbation. Soon it’s Kevin’s turn in the hot seat, and we learn about the art and science of brewing beer, which beer is his favorite, and how got started in the beer brewing biz. It’s a delicious, hoppy episode you won’t want to miss!

Tags: Kevin Blodger, Union Craft Brewery, Beer, South London Jazz, Kamaal Williams, La La Land, Chicago, Yussef Kamaal, Josh Charles, Luke Perry, Alec Trebec, Sam Calgiogne, Pancreas, Goose Island, Balt Alt Beer

Paco's Got Balls #101 "Where the hell is Paco?" w/ Connor Dykes

Fri, 01 Mar 2019 02:00:21 +0000

Aaron Henkin fills in for Paco again, this time to lend the crew his journalist chops when we chat with guest Connor Dykes about the rocky road that led him to pursue standup comedy.

Tags: Connor Dykes, DJ Lightning, Aaron Henkin, Rhianna, Kat Von Dee, Justin Bieber

Paco's Got Balls #100 “Whopperstanken’” with Aaron Henkin

Fri, 22 Feb 2019 01:12:44 +0000

It’s a packed studio when Paco’s Got Balls featuring Wendi turns 100 episodes old! With no sign of Paco, Balls and Wendi are thrilled to welcome the Edward R Murrow Award winning producer of WYPR’s ‘Out of the Blocks’, Aaron Henkin! Plus, DJ Lightning drops by to chat, and brings cake, with comedian Connor Dykes in tow! After Intern Andy finally receives his Secret Santa Gift, Wendi tells a pants- poopingly good tale, and Balls gives an update about their St. Patrick’s Day float. Then Aaron gets the hot seat and chats about his work on the LaughFinder podcast, how he got into the public radio biz, and shows off his tats. Here’s to another 100 episodes!

Tags: Aaron Henkin, Out of the Blocks, The Signal, WYPR, Sharts, LaughFinder, McGooby’s Murder Mystery, St. Patrick’s Day Float, Edward R Murrow Award, DJ Lightning, Connor Dykes, Robin Quivers, Kelly Osbourne, Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne

Paco's Got Balls #99 “Foul Mouthed Al” with Al Carroll

Fri, 15 Feb 2019 01:36:33 +0000

Paco, Balls, and Wendi welcome Delaware comedian Al Carroll to the studio! Al chats about his experiences with Delaware music festivals, while Wendi expresses some grievances. Then Paco and Balls recap their recent comedy show in Cambridge, which leads to the great apple butter vs apple sauce debate of 2019. After some local news about a certain celeb in hot water is discussed, it’s the hot seat for Al! He chats about being in a band, the high cost of being a comedian, and his last performance with Delaware Adult Improv.

Tags: Al Carroll, Foul Mouthed Al, Delaware, Firefly Festival, Liam Neeson, Apple Butter, Cambridge, Apple Sauce, Improv, June Jam

Paco's Got Balls #98 “Of Cats and Dogs” with Tommy Highland

Fri, 08 Feb 2019 02:01:54 +0000

Intern Andy is out sick but Balls returns in full health, just in time to help Wendi and Paco slap some cozy headphones on guest comedian Tommy Highland! After the team revisits some sex toy discussion and the wondrous Hitachi wand, Paco gets some accolades for his brand new NPR series, and delivers some sad news from his weekend. Tommy delivers a yarn about an uncouth feline companion, and then gets the hot seat treatment. He gets honest about his relationship with his wife, and his appearance on Comedy Central’s hit series Delco Proper!

Tags: Tommy Highland, Hitachi, Sex Toys, Richard Yeagley, Town of the Big House, NPR, WYPR, Dumpling, Chris Rich, Cats, Delco Proper, Tom Papa, Catwoman, Michelle Pfeiffer, Halle Berry, Anne Hathaway, Instagram, Scottish Accents

Paco's Got Balls #97 "When Josie Comes Home" with Josie Marcellino

Thu, 31 Jan 2019 02:13:28 +0000

With Balls still out sick, Paco and Wendi stir up a raucous evening when we welcome the promising Baltimore comedian Josie Marcellino to the studio! Get ready for enlightening discussions about sex, dating, and desperation in the days before internet porn! Soon the group addresses some upcoming 2019 films, and reveals their favorite Tarantino movie. Then it's Josie in the hot seat to talk about her comedy, cosplay, and her experience on Paid or Pain, and Mag Fest!

Tags:Drugs, The Sopranos,, Relationship Jokes, Blockbuster, Royal Farms, Blink 182, Steely Dan, Tarantino, Forcing Peeing, "Nothing like a Good Hard Piss", Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, Quentin Tarantino, Inglorious Bastards, Mag Fest, Reservoir Dogs, Brad Pitt, Leonardo DeCaprio, Margot Robbie, Paid or Pain, Rob Mayer, Gary Gullman, Lust Cinema, Austin Powers, Love Guru, Mike Myers.