The Bets & Quotes Podcast

War of the Rosens

Sat, 11 Apr 2026 11:55:05 -0500

A war played out on the airwaves of KFAN last week, and we assess the aftermath. We also explain why Sauce should never use the word "percentile".

Lemon Pound Cake

Sat, 28 Mar 2026 20:38:14 -0500

A wide array of topics get covered this week, from the Afroman trial to betting on Tommy's Gopher Party and our 4-item fast food orders. Enjoy the ride.

Origin Stories

Sat, 14 Mar 2026 11:43:42 -0500

It's a double trip down memory lane as we hear the original Smitty Oom story and then learn why a pig farting bacon dust led to the PowerTrip Quotes account creation.

Speaking of Children

Sun, 22 Feb 2026 09:25:14 -0500

We celebrate the Winter Olympics with some unique punishments for the cheating Canadians and discussing kicking curling stones. We also have 2 Quotes of the Week related to the Olympics, but Cory steals the show with the QOTW.

Chris Webster

Sat, 31 Jan 2026 12:24:42 -0500

So many topics to hit and we've got it all covered: Paul Allen, Sam Darnold in the Super Bowl, Daytona preview with CARL!!, Fatty Fish, the Ditka Anvil revisited, the driveway club, misheard Warrant lyrics?, Yadong, All-Star games and Smitty plays 1 round of Initials.

Strange Brew

Sat, 17 Jan 2026 12:53:57 -0500

It's a strange brew of topics from Doppelgangers to monkeys on the loose to the actual movie Strange Brew. We also debut our ideas for Minnesota Sports TV series and a tease for Butthole Eyes III.

The 2025 Quote of the Year Tournament Selection Show

Sat, 03 Jan 2026 11:48:25 -0500

It's the 2025 Quote of the Year Tournament. 64 Quotes split up into 4 Regions, all vying to be the PowerTrip Morning Show's 2025 Quote of the Year.

The Ghost of PowerTrip Future

Sat, 20 Dec 2025 12:32:16 -0500

We visit the Ghosts of Cory Future, Hawk Future, and Sauce Future to see what may be to come down the road. We also celebrate the holiday season with Sauce's classic Jingle Bells and an old standard to close the show.

The Anti-Thanksgiving Show

Sat, 06 Dec 2025 12:40:20 -0500

Instead of stating what we're thankful for this year, we decided to list things that we are not Thankful for. And as Minnesota sports fans, the selections are many.

NBACupBLOR

Sat, 15 Nov 2025 12:07:50 -0500

Dick Fosbury is trying to leap over GamBLOR outside of the Ellis Island breakfast spot in Las Vegas while "5" is assaulting anyone willing to watch as tear rolls down "1"s face. Trust me, it will all make sense after you listen.

Mr. Brightside

Sun, 02 Nov 2025 08:53:58 -0500

It's nothing but positivity this week about all things Minnesota Sports, and we have a plethora of live score updates from a busy Saturday in sports.

Je Suis Cory

Sat, 18 Oct 2025 11:40:19 -0500

Vive la France on show this week as we play the Je Suis Cory game to see what phrases Cory might have said on his trip to France. We also solve the mystery of the horse Hawk and PA bet on, and take a trip down memory lane to vist "Ooooh, the Frenchman!".

Brunt of the Ripping

Sat, 04 Oct 2025 10:55:04 -0500

We talk about the Bill Guerin appearance with a controversial take. We have 10 ideas on improving the PowerTrip Slot Machine. And Chris Hawkey returns to the QOTW with a classic rip on Parrish.

You Can't Handle The Truth!

Sat, 20 Sep 2025 10:32:33 -0500

We present the TRUTH about the Marney Gellner Survivor miss, the TRUTH about Harrison Smith "personal health" issue and the TRUTH about the drummer for the Crash Test Dummies.

Nothin' But A Good Time

Sat, 06 Sep 2025 11:37:51 -0500

It's Nothin' But A Good Time as Bret Michaels (really!) finally calls into the PowerTrip, and outside of causing a water-damaged chair, was an outstanding guest. And it's an old-school Initials Final.

Cory's Ultimate Heist

Sat, 16 Aug 2025 10:32:23 -0500

Cory successfully pulled off his great heist, and none of you saw it coming.

Back 2 Good

Sat, 02 Aug 2025 12:19:23 -0500

We're getting back to what made this podcast good. Or at least tolerable.

Nude Lou

Mon, 14 Jul 2025 10:33:42 -0500

Quotes is back from Europe and recaps his visit with my good friend Andee. We also address the Bat Boy controversy, explore the irony of a Zach statement, and play a game of "Did It Happen" where Quotes has to determine whether things really happened on the PowerTrip or not.

Fancy Ladies

Sat, 14 Jun 2025 11:31:03 -0500

You, a podcast and your Johnson. We visit the highs and lows of the PowerTrip from the past 2 weeks with everything from Zach's Fire Hose to Hawkey naming a Lake.

Bringing Our A-Game

Sun, 01 Jun 2025 07:46:47 -0500

The PowerTrip brought their A-Game to the NBA Playoff analysis this year, and we have a montage to prove it. And apparently Lou plowed everyone in the Old West. An instant classic.

The Minnesota Misery Selection Show

Thu, 29 May 2025 06:27:02 -0500

We put the 48 most miserable Minnesota sports moments of the last 34 years into 4 regions and discuss which are truly the worst of the worst. Don't listen alone.

Josephine the Stink Ink

Sat, 17 May 2025 16:17:10 -0500

We learned lots about Barreiro, Cory, Pat Proft and the MyPillow guy this week. And one of our listeners gets a shoutout on the PowerTrip.

Gene Gene The Dancing Machine

Sat, 03 May 2025 11:27:12 -0500

The Kentucky Derby, Gene Gene The Dancing Machine, Gorilla Lips, The Little Mermaid, and the emptiness that is Target Field. What more could you want from the most accurate podcast on the NFL Draft?

Hey Rubes, It's Muss

Sat, 19 Apr 2025 11:04:53 -0500

We got marooned and decided to match up Gilligan's Island characters with members of the PowerTrip cast. See whether you prefer Ginger or Mary Ann. And we host the 3rd Annual Bets and Quotes Mock Draft.

Pop Goes The World

Sat, 05 Apr 2025 10:55:01 -0500

It's Popover Fanline this week as Smitty breaks down the battle between McCormick's and Mrs. Oom's popovers. We also update the Cor vs. 4, baseball over/unders, and Hawk sweeps the Quotes of the Week.

Leaving A Taste In Your Mouth

Sat, 15 Mar 2025 10:59:19 -0500

Whether it's Popovers, Pies, Bukcake or Aaron Rodgers, this episode will definitely leave you with some kind of taste in your mouth.

A Little Bit Of Fantastic

Sun, 02 Mar 2025 12:27:28 -0500

Plane crashes, Tom Bernard, Daytona drama and our favorite bands - it's all a little bit of fantastic.

Life and Death on the PowerTrip

Sat, 15 Feb 2025 12:08:38 -0500

CARL! joins the show to talk Daytona 500 and try to keep our chances of winning a bet this year alive.

Rusty Sheriff's Badge

Sat, 01 Feb 2025 12:47:10 -0500

An instant classic from the guys as Cory admits to a crank shot. Smitty tries his luck at NHL player teams, and we present a plethora of parlays.

How Are Ya' Darling, You Look Pretty

Sat, 18 Jan 2025 12:43:07 -0500

Tired Chris Hawkey was on full blast this week and we've got the montage to prove it. Smitty Debuts "Stinky Anus Eyes". And Betz pays tribute to Bob Uecker with something that could only happen to Bob.

The 2024 PowerTrip Awards Show

Sun, 05 Jan 2025 10:32:16 -0500

We hand out a plethora of Golden Dongs to the Best of the PowerTrip Morning Show in 2024.

The Great Smitty Oz

Sat, 21 Dec 2024 11:56:53 -0500

The Great and Powerful Smitty Oz graces us with his presence and amazes us with his prognostications. The Charch Challenge 2024 is over and we look forward to 2025.

On the Road Again

Sat, 07 Dec 2024 11:59:18 -0500

A lot happened in 4 weeks: Road trips, bottle pissers, Kaliakmanis Konfusion, Billie Eilish, Ratt, Blouses, Dick Pics, Burnsville Events, Tots vs. Toys, Fecal Obstruction, raw liver, nut shots, Blue Sky, Golden At-Bats, and Rosen's pubes.

The VEN AVN's

Sat, 09 Nov 2024 11:37:47 -0500

You've heard of the VEN. You've probably heard of the AVN's. We proudly present the first-ever VEN AVN's.

Halloween Extravaganza

Sat, 26 Oct 2024 11:32:35 -0500

It's spooky season, and we get a visit from the Ghost of Chris Hawkey Past, Present and Future. And we throw a bone (well, not a bone, hopefully candy) to the kiddos of our Patreon crew.

Kicking Crows

Sat, 12 Oct 2024 10:48:33 -0500

The World has existed a long time, and has somehow survived without a Mock Draft of the Top 10 Crow Kickers in history. We fix that. Oh, and the Vikings are 5-0.

Sauce's KAT Call

Sun, 29 Sep 2024 10:48:10 -0500

Sauce makes one of the great calls of all time. Smitty plays Cory vs. Tori. And Betz's crank is a topic of conversation. Thanks, Tommy.

NFL Picks '86

Fri, 20 Sep 2024 20:24:56 -0500

The behind-the-scenes tell-all story of how two underage middle-school kids built a highly-rated TV show about gambling on the NFL. Or something like that.

Martin Before Martin

Sat, 14 Sep 2024 11:06:18 -0500

We celebrate all things football: the origin of Martin Moistchew, Smitty's Saturday Night Special, and a huge breakdown of our fantasy teams! Plus updates on the Quote of the Year Tournament and Initials Tournament Final.

2024 Quote of the Year Selection Show

Sat, 31 Aug 2024 11:43:42 -0500

The Quote of the Year Selection Show has arrived. We lay out the 36 quotes in 4 regions competing for the coveted title of the quote that will live in history.

You Get A Wildcard, And You Get A Wildcard, And...

Sat, 17 Aug 2024 11:18:06 -0500

It's a Wildcard Orgy as we break down a crazy 2024 Initials Tournament. We reveal the Bets & Quotes All-Star Mispronunciation Team. And Rosie stops by for a press conference.

Oh My God, Paul, I Won!

Sat, 03 Aug 2024 11:52:34 -0500

A montage for the ages as Tommy Olson wins his Initials Tournament first-round game. Terry Kiser was in studio and everyone loved him. And don't look now, but football is back, baby!

Listener Appreciation Show

Sat, 20 Jul 2024 11:56:12 -0500

Our listeners are awesome - some of the greatest moments in PowerTrip history all in one place.

The Ditka Anvil

Sat, 29 Jun 2024 11:16:26 -0500

Sauce gets a free roll to win $1000, and Hawk and Sauce switch positions at Sex World.

The Greatest Hawkey Hick Laugh of All Time

Sun, 16 Jun 2024 11:06:54 -0500

A legendary one-minute clip produced not only 3 potential Quotes of the Week, but the greatest Hawkey Hick Laugh we've ever heard.

Sing Like No One's Listening

Sat, 01 Jun 2024 11:35:20 -0500

The full Sauce/Creed experience, Zach Road Trip updates, Smitty and Betz play Password, and a PST Nominee where Zach just wasn't high enough.

Way Off The Board

Sat, 18 May 2024 11:12:06 -0500

New Segments, wild predictions, and a new sandwich in town. We've gone completely off the board this week.

The Iwo Jima of Minnesota Athletes

Sat, 04 May 2024 11:45:14 -0500

Bets checks in from Augusta, and then we give our Iwo Jima lit of our favorite Minnesota athletes of all time.

Save The Best For Last

Sat, 20 Apr 2024 11:30:52 -0500

We break down the Progrum Password draft, Rosie's in another movie, the NHL and NBA playoffs are heating up, and Smitty reacts to PowerTrip Vegas 2024.

The 1st Annual Progrum Password Tournament Draft Breakdown Show

Tue, 16 Apr 2024 09:41:00 -0500

When you have absolutely nothing else to listen to on your phone, get a full preview and break down of the 1st Annual Progrum Password Tournament Draft. Criticisms, a mock draft and bold predictions for the greatest draft in KFAN history.

Total Eclipse of the Zach

Sat, 06 Apr 2024 08:32:13 -0500

It's eclipse week, and what better way to celebrate than a trip down memory lane to 2017 when Zach drove several hours for a look at some clouds?

I Must Be In The Front Row

Sat, 23 Mar 2024 11:51:47 -0500

Whether it's front row at Juicy Lucy's T-word Bar & Seafood Buffet or floor seats at a Nine Inch Nails or Counting Crows concert, you've got the Best Seat in the House for this week's show.

New And Improved!

Sat, 09 Mar 2024 12:35:31 -0500

With everyone complaining on Twitter about the old PowerTrip, we figured it was time to freshen things up a bit too. So, out with the old and in with the new!

Saving iHeart

Sat, 24 Feb 2024 12:01:38 -0500

We save the floundering iHeart Radio, reveal the real Tommy story that everyone is FOMO'ing over, and go down memory lane as Sauce has a bizarre lawn mower tale.

A Zach-Trick

Sat, 10 Feb 2024 12:24:12 -0500

It's a Zach-Trick for Halverson as he sweeps the Quotes of the Week. We also play back 5 classic PowerTrip Quotes from long ago, and cover feet, the Super Bowl, and some funny news.

Hawkey Day Minnesota

Sat, 27 Jan 2024 12:38:28 -0500

We celebrate Hawkey Day Minnesota, break down the Charch Challenge punishment resolution, take a rare phone call from a listener, and see if another off-season college football bet from Tommy has a shot of cashing.

Adversity

Sat, 13 Jan 2024 11:49:40 -0500

Nothing but adversity this week as Sauce destroys a pizza oven, KAM and KOC destroy our Vikings' hopes, and Kriesel's wife destroys their downstairs carpet.

2023 PowerTrip Awards Show (the Golden Dongs)

Sat, 30 Dec 2023 11:14:06 -0500

We handle lots of Golden Dongs tonight and pass them out to the appropriate 2023 PowerTrip winners. And we deliver our first crack at Funny News.

6th Annual Holiday Spectacular

Sat, 16 Dec 2023 11:29:51 -0500

We celebrate the holidays with the traditional "Release Donna's Bra" and award lumps of coal and Gold Stars.

Landing The Plane

Sat, 02 Dec 2023 10:31:08 -0500

It's pandemonium as Kaliakmanis enters the portal, Sauce tries to figure 30,000 pennies, leaflets are being dropped at MOA, and no one can spell "Parrish".

Getting Credit Carded

Fri, 17 Nov 2023 22:29:35 -0500

We reveal things we're thankful for this Thanksgiving holiday season. What happened to Zach's Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat? And a replay of Sauce's Credit Card story as we go Down Memory Lane.

Kit Kats and Cloud

Sat, 04 Nov 2023 10:27:25 -0500

We re-cap our PowerTrip-themed Halloween costumes, Hawk delivers The Speech, and Sauce covers a lot of ground in a call-in from Vegas.

Going Under

Fri, 20 Oct 2023 08:03:14 -0500

How many penis references can Sauce make in a 4-minute story? There's only one podcast willing to tackle this pressing issue. We also provide a bevy of live-score updates on a busy night in SPORTS!

The Good, The Bad, and The Swifties

Sat, 07 Oct 2023 15:38:30 -0500

We give our opinions on the best and worst takes for each of the guys. And we came across a secret email of rejected Taylor Swift / Travis Kelce breakup song titles.

Continuity Errors

Fri, 22 Sep 2023 10:04:36 -0500

Sauce on the Streets is back! And we give you some classic Sauce from moments where he temporarily forgets that he's on the radio.

Big Montana

Sat, 09 Sep 2023 11:39:29 -0500

The Charch Challenge is back, the Quote of the Year Champion has been crowned, and a newcomer throws her hat in the ring for the Quote of the Week.

Use Both Entrances

Fri, 25 Aug 2023 09:35:14 -0500

The State Fair is right around the corner, so we play some classic clips. And the Quote of the Year champion is also right around the corner, so we give you the Frisky Four and break down who might win.

Brandon from Lakes Country

Fri, 11 Aug 2023 11:16:45 -0500

Brandon from Lakes Country had a great showing at the Initials Major in Detroit Lakes. We talk to him about his experience, and debut a new segment - Point/Counterpoint.

The 2023 Quote of the Year Selection Show

Fri, 28 Jul 2023 09:52:30 -0500

Who will be crowned the 2023 Quote of the Year Champion for the PowerTrip? We reveal the Field of 68 and break down several of our favorites to take home the Golden Dong.

Initial Reaction

Thu, 20 Jul 2023 20:38:24 -0500

The Initials Tournament is set for 2023, and we react to the seeding and make some predictions.

From A Distance

Sat, 15 Jul 2023 11:52:45 -0500

Smitty's back from Pennsylvania to tell us all about the upcoming Quote of the Year Tournament. And Superstar is pissed that he doesn't have some Popeye's.

The Fire Hose

Fri, 07 Jul 2023 19:50:11 -0500

A live Twins update for Lou, a reminder for our Patreon Golf Event, and a trip down memory lane to try to reel that bastard in.

A Ski Mask, a Backpack, Socks and Hiking Boots

Sun, 02 Jul 2023 08:53:21 -0500

It's time to take a walk in the woods of Pennsylvania to uncover what the PowerTrip missed. And Sauce and Hawk butcher a live read in hilarious fashion.

Lucky

Sun, 18 Jun 2023 11:47:10 -0500

We had to issue Listener Discretion and Flash Flood warnings for this week's episode as we re-cap the last few weeks of craziness on the PowerTrip. Lucky!

Don’t Dose Lou

Fri, 26 May 2023 09:33:17 -0500

The first-ever Bets & Quotes All-Access Day is coming up and we've got all your details. We play the classic story of Sauce's friend who had sex with a Ghost. And we give Cory some advice when it comes to dosing his Dad.

Cory’s Throatiness

Fri, 12 May 2023 10:54:02 -0500

Rate That Impression returns with Zach, Hawk, Sauce, Rosie and Cory giving us their best. We go down memory lane to the time when the 2 greatest Predictor's predictions happened in the same segment. Plus a huge congrats to one of our most loyal listeners!

The Pick Is In

Thu, 27 Apr 2023 08:51:01 -0500

The 1st Annual Bets And Quotes Mock Draft is here and we are projecting perfection. Plus lots of Draft bets, a live report from Game 6 for the Wild, and we honor episode #200.

The Quentin Tarantino of Farting

Fri, 14 Apr 2023 11:36:14 -0500

It's a controversial week on the PowerTrip as Cory tries to alter the Charch Challenge punishment, and Hawkey claims he is the greatest Fartiste of all-time. We debate his claim.

162 - 0

Fri, 31 Mar 2023 12:48:30 -0500

Minnesota teams are dominating and that can only end well, right? We also recap some of the highlights of the 2023 PowerTrip Vegas trip and have a historic moment in the Cor vs. 4 bet.

The Over/Under is 499.5

Wed, 15 Mar 2023 16:10:12 -0500

The PowerTrip Vegas 2023 trip is finally here. We give our 3 wishes for the trip, play some classic audio, and set an important Over/Under. We also re-visit Chef Zach le Pepe.

I Want To Get To Know You First Before We Do This

Fri, 03 Mar 2023 10:25:50 -0500

Mr. Z joins to talk the best and worst gambling movies, drop some celebrity names and answer some random questions about him.

Lookie Here!

Fri, 17 Feb 2023 10:41:13 -0500

Guest host Carl Rottman (CARL!) joins to discuss the Daytona 500, his Initials Jackpot record falling, life as a homeowner, and what he may or may not name his first-born.

PowerTrip Prop Betting

Wed, 08 Feb 2023 20:17:35 -0500

It's Super Bowl prop bet week, so why not mix in a few PowerTrip-related props? Can you run the table?

Hawkey Day Indiana

Fri, 03 Feb 2023 11:47:50 -0500

Smitty is now Quotes, Quotes is still Hawkey, and the artist formerly known as Quotes is Dave. Clear? Smitty gets some congratulatory phone calls while Betz reports live from the outhouse in Cory's driveway and Hawkey Day Indiana.

Smitty on the Streets

Fri, 20 Jan 2023 11:45:26 -0500

Smitty hits the streets to report live from the Sea of Mediocrity, the International Space Station, and a secret bathroom near iHeart studios. We also prove definitively why KFAN is your sports leader.

Steal The Show

Sat, 07 Jan 2023 11:34:22 -0500

Guest host Smitty Oom fills in for Dave as we talk PowerTrip engagement SZN, final betting numbers for 2022, Smitty debuts "Morning Show Math" and we give our wishes for 2023 for the PowerTrip.

Heaven, I’m in Heaven

Sat, 17 Dec 2022 18:05:17 -0500

Our holiday episode starts with Release Donna's Bra, features the Instant Classic Carl Pohlad call from Heaven, and ends with a 10/10 version of Sauce's Jingle Bells.

Jacques’ Jab

Fri, 09 Dec 2022 12:53:29 -0500

Jacques Lemaire makes a reference that throws everyone of their game in a old clip from the show. We also discuss the In the Box cheating controversy, a huge missed bet opportunity, and a double lock of the week.

Always Bet on Bush

Fri, 02 Dec 2022 11:52:16 -0500

Tons of bets to break down this week from the PowerTrip, and we hand out the first Golden Dong of 2022.

The A-Rouser

Fri, 18 Nov 2022 09:31:42 -0500

Sauce sings the Minnesota Rouser and it's a beautiful disaster. The Gophers are on the cusp of an all-time record. And it's Sauce vs. Marney for the PTPST Title.

The Ghost Rises

Fri, 11 Nov 2022 14:22:17 -0500

Updates on the Charch Challenge, the PTPST, Tommy's latest crazy Gopher bet and another World Record for the PowerTrip.

PTPST Selection Show

Fri, 28 Oct 2022 07:52:40 -0500

It's the first-ever PowerTrip Preposterous Statement Selection Show as we unveil the 16 statements vying for the first Golden Dong of 2022.

The EMARO

Fri, 21 Oct 2022 10:39:01 -0500

We introduce the greatest rating system of all time, the EMARO. We get caught up on London, Tommy's wedding, the Initials Final, season-long bets, great Maxx quotes and, as icing on the cake, a press conference with Lions head coach Dan Campbell.

e Didn’t Make the Charch Challenge Punishment, We Made It Better

Fri, 23 Sep 2022 10:37:37 -0500

If you don't think this year's punishment is strong enough, we made it downright painful. And we are ALL IN on Gopher Football. 12-0, here we come!

Turn Around, Wobby

Fri, 09 Sep 2022 18:34:45 -0500

Football is back! We bet on it, the PowerTrip bets on it, and we remember Wobby (RIP) with a Chris/Cory/Sauce sing-along.

SAUCE GOT SCREWED

Fri, 26 Aug 2022 18:01:14 -0500

Smitty Oom joins to discuss the controversy that was Initials Invitational Game #6.

The Legacy of Kris Hagerty

Fri, 26 Aug 2022 11:09:40 -0500

Teen Wolf extra Kris Hagerty was interviewed by the PowerTrip back in 2011, so we play it back after it came up this week. Also, an exclusive interview with Vikings Offensive Coordinator Wes Phillips.

The Company Has Learned...

Fri, 19 Aug 2022 21:25:44 -0500

Indiana Hawkey was in full force after a series of emails from the bosses got him going. Sauce places a ton of bets, and the Baltimore Ravens just keep on winning, so let's sing!

Clips & Sleds

Wed, 10 Aug 2022 19:39:58 -0500

The Baltimore Ravens preseason game takes precedence, so we've got a PowerTrip Montage after we discuss who we think wins Initials Invitational Game #4.

Dave Despaigne (reprise)

Fri, 05 Aug 2022 13:36:02 -0500

Dave Despaigne is back and he's as horny as ever. Pre-season football is back and glorious. And Dave predicts the Initials Invitational game incorrectly for a 3rd week in a row.