Barely Audible Whisper

Dr. Fauci Says: "Fuck It:" A Guideline Follower's Guide To Following Guidelines

Sun, 30 May 2021 16:54:33 -0300

This week

Gas hording causes a gas shortage

Anti-mask, Anti-vaxxers do the right thing for the wrong reasons

Israel and Palestine fight like teenagers

Dr. Fauci Finally says Fuck It

And the insurrection is NOT tourism

Fart-Coin The Crypto Currency That Stinks as Bad as it Stinks

Thu, 20 May 2021 05:23:57 -0300

This week:

A crypto currency based on a joke tanks based on a better joke

Foxitus: A fake disease that comes from watching fake news

A crazy cult that isn't the Republican Party

A crazy cult that is the Republican Party

And some more racist bullshit from Tennessee

Tasteless Jokes About Giuliani's Taint

Thu, 06 May 2021 22:54:59 -0300

This week

Trump uses "Cyber Ninjas" to try and steal a 6 month old election

Brett Kavanaugh screams

D.C. Statehood

Non sexualized gymnasts

Horrifying Republican Boredom

And Giuliani's taint

Teaching Cops NOT Too Kill All the Black People

Fri, 23 Apr 2021 21:11:14 -0300

This week:

Biden ends the endless war

(Not Scary) Genetic Mosquito Mutations

What passes as a reasonable Republican

Kamala Harris (Just like Allie our Kamala Harris impersonator) Moves into a new home

Vaccine pauses

And teaching cops NOT to kill all of the Black People

The Many Differences Between A Gun and Not a Gun

Sat, 17 Apr 2021 18:13:25 -0300

This week:

Gun kits

Derek Chauvin's indefensible defense

The University of Kentucky

Golden Corral

And The differences between a gun and not a gun

The Not-Timely-Enough Death of Tricky Dick's Dickiest Trickster

Fri, 09 Apr 2021 16:37:20 -0300

This week we commemorate the death of G. Gordon Liddy by tracing Nixonian corruption, through Reagan to Limbaugh to Fox to Trump to Matt Gaetz etc.

Voting in Georgia is Harder Than Getting A Million Dumb Points of Reference Out of a Canal

Sun, 04 Apr 2021 00:59:10 -0300

This week:

Real voter suppression based on fake voter fraud

The Vice President yells at an inept contractor

Jury Selection in the George Floyd Murder Trial

Godzilla goes for the gold

Again with the anti-gun-control bullshit

And the hilarity of a large ship stuck inside a small canal

Republicans, Racism, & Other Poop

Fri, 26 Mar 2021 04:10:58 -0300

This week:

We reimagine classical theatre as the political theater of Republicans who accuse everyone else of political theater

People who oppose legalizing marijuana have become the burnouts they oppose

Covid Parties down at spring break

We give mixed messages about Biden's "mixed messages"

A medical shit sampling company is full of shit

And we explore America's newly discovered very old history of anti-Asian racism

Vaccine, Variant, and other Bad Names for Racehorses

Fri, 19 Mar 2021 04:45:28 -0300

This week "Barely Audible Whisper" explores President Biden's odd manners of speech.

Analyzes the Republican degenerate gamblers bet of opening up too soon.

Brings too much nuance to the nuance-less border debate.

Un-confuses the Catholic Churches confusing same sex marriage statement.

Springs forward the argument for Daylight Savings Time

And Invents the Most Wrong Correspondent to explain how wrong anti-trans laws are

Republicans, Assholes, And Gov. Cuomo's Penis

Thu, 11 Mar 2021 02:32:32 -0400

This week:

Republicans attack potato cancel culture, but not covid

Assholes talk out of their asses about vaccines

Georgia Republican's don't want black people to vote

Governor Cuomo is gross

And Congress finally did something

Cori Burns: A Dear Friend, A Comedic Genius, & The Opposite of Donald Trump

Sat, 27 Feb 2021 01:26:42 -0400

This is our first episode since our beloved cast member and cherished friend, Cori, died. It is a tribute, a eulogy, and a fragmented display of her comedic brilliance.

We love you Cori Burns

Improvised Feature: Voting Plans

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 18:33:45 -0300

Thanks to John Mihalik for taking this one over me.

Where There is Boredom There is Hope AKA Shut the Fuck Up and Vote Biden

Thu, 22 Oct 2020 04:35:26 -0300

Amy Coney Barrett is scary, but not like the fun kind of Halloween scary

Trump is a clown, but not a funny clown, like a scary Halloween clown

May Coney Barrett continues to suck

Christopher Columbus is a lot like Trump

"Shut Your White Ass Up" A segment by white people for white people

And Shut the fuck up and VOTE BIDEN

Attack of the Communist Kamala Monster

Wed, 14 Oct 2020 02:55:04 -0300

Joe Biden is too classy to run negative ads against Trump while he's sick; so we ran some for him.

Also: It's time to talk about Pence.

A brief word from the parts of the government that actually do governing

MAGA commits treason to try a Governor for treason

And Kamala Harris: Communist Monster

Amy Coney Barrett Spreads Crazy Christianity Even Farther Than She Spreads Covid

Wed, 07 Oct 2020 18:13:10 -0300

This was actually recorded right before Trump got covid; so it's like a refresher of the crises we forgot while dealing with that crisis.

RIP RBG

Tue, 29 Sep 2020 16:06:00 -0300

Our comedic dedication to the life and legacy of the "Notorious" Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

Trump is Even Worse for Science Than Science is for Trump

Tue, 22 Sep 2020 04:06:21 -0300

We recorded this before the tragic passing of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, so if you want some relief from the grief of that national tragedy, we invite you to enjoy laughing at how already tragic things were right before she died.

The Trump Who Cried Wolf

Wed, 16 Sep 2020 01:00:55 -0300

This Week

Trump (of all people) gets nominated for the Noel Peace Prize

Trump Supporters Boats Sink Faster than his Poll Numbers

We try to be nice to MAGAs

The Misfit Island of Former Fox Reporters

Another Message from Biden/Harris

And The Little Baby President Cries Wolf

Reality vs UnReality, Biden vs Trump 1984 vs 2020

Wed, 09 Sep 2020 07:19:03 -0300

This week we take a long look at the disturbing fact that this election isn't between two competing political philosophies; it's between two completely different versions of reality.

I know that doesn't sound funny, but it is.

Jerry Falwell Jr. Watched Us Record This Episode From the Corner of the Room

Tue, 01 Sep 2020 06:29:02 -0300

This week:

Capitalists get capitalist with other capitalists

Trump ruined the career of one of his only black friends

The Conway Family Soap Opera

The History of the Post Office (Because we have to know about shit like that now)

Very incremental racial progress

And Jerry Falwell Jr. is gross

Improvised Feature: Wall Street

Sun, 30 Aug 2020 04:48:01 -0300

Our reoccurring feature story segment in which we construct feature stories from the entirely improvised performances of Whole World Improvisers.

This week: Wall Street

Neither Rain nor Sleet nor Snow...But Trump

Tue, 18 Aug 2020 19:01:13 -0300

This week we attack Trump's attack on the Postal Service

We attack Trumps attack on the unemployed

We attack the Herman Cain fans who attacked a dead mans Twitter account to attack Kamala Harris

Democracy is under attack in Belarus (And Portland)

Trump attacks the rule of law

And Democrats attack racism by nominating a VP candidate they were too racist to vote for for president

Improvised Feature: Sturgis Bike Festival

Mon, 17 Aug 2020 02:33:15 -0300

Our reoccurring segment featuring the improvised performances of our friends at Whole World Improv Theatre

Republicans (not unlike Alanis Morissette) Fail to Grasp Irony

Tue, 11 Aug 2020 05:03:23 -0300

This week: God speaks out about Trump's accusation that Biden hates God

We try and end all of the covid arguments we should have stopped having to have in May

Trump tries to say things

The Trump campaign thinks black people are stupid

Trump's staff tries to say things

And NRA members, like Alanis Morissette, fail to comprehend irony

Improvised Feature: The Cares Act Cares No More

Mon, 10 Aug 2020 06:18:59 -0300

Another installment of our improvised feature story segment featuring the entirely improvised performances of our friends at Whole World Improv Theatre.

This week we focused on the people effected by the expiration of the Cares Act

Demon Semen is Too Much to Swallow

Wed, 05 Aug 2020 18:14:31 -0300

This week the president praises the scientific wisdom of a woman who believes cysts are caused by sex dreams about witches and demons.

Elizabeth Warren is a badass.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg is still alive!

Senate Republicans piss on poor people

And President Trump tries to steal the election

Improvised Feature: Back to School (or not) Special

Wed, 05 Aug 2020 02:44:07 -0300

Our regular feature story segment constructed entirely from improvised performances of Whole World Improv Theatre improvisers.

This week we examine the controversy surrounding reopening schools

Trump's Dumber Than the Name of the Washington Football Team

Tue, 28 Jul 2020 05:27:49 -0300

This Week: The Washington Football team changes their name to "The Washington Football Team"

Republicans find an even dumber way to screw the poor

Donald Trump is a bad husband...to Brian Kemp

The Republican National Convention is canceled

Trump's newest scandal is basically a combination of 3 of his older scandals; it's like a Star Wars Franchise at this point

And Michael Cohen goes to jail for writing a book

The Goyum Who Tweeted Goya

Wed, 22 Jul 2020 15:57:00 -0300

This week:

Trump attacks Fauci

Covid kills the Penny

Republicans kill the poor

Hackers attack Twitter

And weird shit with Goya products

Improvised Feature: The Mask Controversy

Tue, 21 Jul 2020 03:59:44 -0300

Our regular segment featuring Whole World Improv Theatre, in which we construct feature stories from entirely improvised performances of Whole World improvisers.

This episode delves into the controversy surrounding mask wearing

Improvised Feature: No USA in the Eu

Sun, 19 Jul 2020 03:37:20 -0300

Our regular segment featuring Whole World Improv Theatre, constructed from entirely improvised performances of Whole World Improvisers.

This week: Americans aren't allowed to travel to Europe

The Actual Lady A

Tue, 14 Jul 2020 15:01:50 -0300

Our last episode opened with a sketch about how "The Jackasses Formerly Known as Lady Antebellum" are trying to steal the name "Lady A" from a hardworking blues singer who has been performing under the name Lady A for 20 years.

We reached out to the actual Lady A and asked her for permission to use her music in our sketch, and she was kind enough to grant it to us.

We thought that was so cool and gracious of her; that we decided to release the sketch as it's own stand alone episode.

Lady Antebellum's Puts The "Antebellum" in Lady Antebellum

Tue, 14 Jul 2020 04:31:31 -0300

This week Lady Antebellum behaves antebellumly

Betsy DeVos is stupid

Kelly Loeffler gets all antebellumy herself

Betsy DeVos is so stupid we had to say it again

And the meek are getting screwed out of their inheritance

If You Don't Wear a Mask; You Don't Deserve to Enjoy Our Podcast

Wed, 08 Jul 2020 04:16:17 -0300

This week: President Trump learns that a Russian bounty isn't a paper towel

The St. Louis who St. Louis is named for is less of a saint and more of a dick

We try really really hard to explain Black Lives Matter to Trump

Bill Barr plans the not-suicide of Jeffery Epstein's accomplice

And America is now the country that needs missionaries to send us money

When Real Congressman Lose Real Lawsuits to Fake Cows

Sun, 28 Jun 2020 01:17:28 -0300

This week:

Mike Pence Accentuates false positives about covid

Devin Nunes loses his lawsuit against a Fake Twitter Cow

Apparently some Nazis are fucking with My Little Pony of all things

Beethoven probably wasn't black, but Duke Ellington was you racist bastards

Az Senator McSally has a really dumb idea

And knot jokes about nooses

Improvised Feature: Trump Rally in Tulsa

Wed, 24 Jun 2020 04:54:04 -0300

Our recurring feature story segment, constructed from improvised performances from Whole World Improv Theatre improvisers.

This week we explore Trump's rally in Tulsa

Again With The Confedrate Bullshit

Tue, 23 Jun 2020 04:16:38 -0300

Sorry this one's a little late, but luckily time is no longer relevant, so enjoy.

Too Pissed To Whisper 2

Tue, 09 Jun 2020 16:12:38 -0300

Barely Audible Whisper is too pissed to whisper again. This week's episode is all about America's present state of militarized fascism, and our shameful history of white supremacy. I know that doesn't sound funny, but it actually really is.

Improvised Feature: CDC

Sun, 07 Jun 2020 02:53:38 -0300

Our weekly improvised feature story featuring Whole World Improv Theatre, where we construct a feature story based on completely improvised interviews with Whole World improvisers.

This weeks feature takes a look at the CDC

At This Point Race Riots During a Pandemic Just Seem Like the Next Logical Step

Mon, 01 Jun 2020 22:07:07 -0300

This week we look at Trump corruption, Trump power over reach, Government ineptitude, the dehumanization of the American poor...and oh yeah there was also a race riot

Life 'Aint Easy for Girl Named Karen

Tue, 26 May 2020 02:00:46 -0300

This week a woman named Karen who is not "a Karen" teaches people how not to become "a Karen"

The president fights the mail

Graphs are hard

It's harder for white guys to murder a black man than it used to be

Graphs are still hard

And President Trump takes his own snake oil

Improvised Feature: Commencent in the time of Covid

Mon, 25 May 2020 03:00:25 -0300

Our weekly feature story constructed from improvised performances of Whole World Improv Theatre performers.

ObamaGate II: The Re-Obama Blaming

Tue, 19 May 2020 01:50:15 -0300

This week we:

Wisconsin sacrifices their meatpackers for the Green Bay Packers

Trump sacrifices logic to protect his tax returns

Senators sure are lucky

Elvis makes fun of Stephen Miller

And ObamaGate II: The Re-Obama Blaming

Improvised Feature: Baseball

Sat, 16 May 2020 23:09:14 -0300

Our Improvised feature story segments featuring our friends at Whole World Improv Theatre.

This week we focused on Major League Baseball's plans to reopen

"As the Eyes Shift" a Parody of Devin Nunes' Podcast Ep 4

Mon, 11 May 2020 22:33:21 -0300

Our parody of Devin Nunes podcast featuring Devin Nunes real cow

The Trump's Stooges Episode of the "Three Stooges"

Sun, 10 May 2020 23:46:07 -0300

This week's episode is dedicated to calling the following people and places stupid:

Jared Kushner

Arizona

Mika Brazinski

Utah

Walla Walla Washington

And all 22, $60,000 an hour flyovers

Improvised Feature: Ep 7 Meat Plants

Sat, 09 May 2020 20:21:08 -0300

Our improvised feature stories feature completely improvised interviews with WHole World Improv Theatre Actors.

This week we highlight the meat packing industry

Nero Played a Fiddle; So What Does Trump Do All Day? Ep 3

Wed, 06 May 2020 00:33:44 -0300

Our regular segment that speculates about what Trump does all day, because he's clearly not working.

Ep 3: Pretend He's Not Crazy

The Obama Interview

Tue, 05 May 2020 18:49:38 -0300

Our interview with an Obama impersonator so spot on I feel obligated to mention it's not really Obama.

As the Eyes Shift Ep 3

Tue, 05 May 2020 00:25:43 -0300

A weekly parody of Shifty Eyed Congressman Devin Nunes Weekly podcas

Too Pissed to Whisper

Mon, 04 May 2020 15:58:50 -0300

The pending doom of the idiotic, way too soon, reopening of our country has "Barely Audible Whisper" too pissed to whisper.

This episodes explores the short-side, power-hungry, greed of the pieces of shit that are destroying the poor, the middle class and the small business economy, and killing thousands of iinnocent people in the process.

Having said that the episode is very funny and surprisingly a lot of fun.

Improvised Feature Featuring Whole World Theater: Too Soon

Sat, 02 May 2020 22:13:25 -0300

Our weekly segment of improvised feature stories based off of improvised interviews with Imporviser form Whole World Improv Theatre

This week we focus on the business is in our stupid home state of Gerogia that are reopening too soon

Nero Played a Fiddle. So What Does Trump Do All Day? Ep 2: Not Read.

Thu, 30 Apr 2020 00:51:08 -0300

Nero Played a Fiddle; What Does Trump Do All Day

Tue, 28 Apr 2020 22:46:07 -0300

Episode 1: Melania's Birthday

As the Eyes Shift Ep 2

Tue, 28 Apr 2020 00:33:07 -0300

Our ongoing parody of Shifty Eyed Congressman Devin Nunes podcast

America's-On Fire Side Chat (We thought these were over too)

Tue, 28 Apr 2020 00:09:29 -0300

Our Daily parody of President Trump's (I guess daily again) News Briefs

Not Too Soon to Laugh At Opening Too Soon

Sat, 25 Apr 2020 23:23:43 -0300

Kim Jong Un might be dead, but the rest of it's bad news.

Georgia opens too early

The Head of the Whitehouse coronavirus response breeds labradoodles

Some racist internet shit that's even racist by racist internet shit standards

Trump rewrites the Gettysburg Address

And rich idiots pay poor idiots to reelect President Idiot

America's-On-Fire Side Chat: Injecting Disinfectant Edition

Fri, 24 Apr 2020 22:36:44 -0300

Our daily parody of Trump's daily press brief

America's-On-Fire Side Chat Ep 13

Thu, 23 Apr 2020 00:59:45 -0300

Our daily parody of Trump's daily news brief.

As always our Trump impersonator is a woman be cause we hear he hates that

Improvised Feature: Idiot Social Distancing Protesters

Wed, 22 Apr 2020 01:24:22 -0300

Improvised Feature: Featuring Whole World Improv Theatre is an improvised feature story based on the improvised characters of Whole World improvisers.

This week we make fun of the idiots protesting stay-at-home measures.

America's-On-Fire Side Chat Ep 12

Wed, 22 Apr 2020 00:22:37 -0300

Our daily parody of president Trump's daily press brief.

As always our Trump impersonator is a woman because we hear he hates that.

As the Eyes Shift

Mon, 20 Apr 2020 23:20:56 -0300

A parody podcast of Devin Nunes podcast

America's-On-Fire Side Chat Ep 11

Mon, 20 Apr 2020 22:59:16 -0300

Our daily parody of Trump's daily news brief

As always our Trump impersonator is a woman because we hear he hates that

Improvise Feature: First Responders

Sat, 18 Apr 2020 21:17:10 -0300

This weeks improvised feature story featuring Whole World Improv Theatre, features an improvised look at America's First Responders.

The Governor of South Dakota is Even Dumber Than Brian Kemp

Sat, 18 Apr 2020 00:02:44 -0300

This week:

We explore better mask options than the N95

The Gocernor of South Dakota is even dumber than Brian Kemp

Trump puts his signature on our checks

Protesters in Michigan oppose the governor saving their lives

We take on Trump's attempt to take on the WHO

And The economic task force is going to steal from us

America's-On-Fire Side Chats Ep 10

Tue, 14 Apr 2020 23:08:34 -0300

Our daily parody of President Trump's daily press briefing.

We watch; so you don't have to.

Improvised Feature: Featuring Whole World Improv Ep 3

Tue, 14 Apr 2020 04:36:37 -0300

A parody of a feature story built around the improvised character work of my friends at Whole World Theatre.

America's-On-Fire Side Chats EP 9

Mon, 13 Apr 2020 23:40:26 -0300

Our daily parody of Trump's daily press brief

Improvised Feature EP 2

Sun, 12 Apr 2020 06:54:04 -0300

Our Second Improvised Feature: Featuring Whole World Improv Theatre. A funny feature story woven from the improvised characters of Whole World improvisers. In recognition of the heroic work of our hospital workers

Listenng to Our Podcast Cures Covid (At least as effectively as Trump's Snakeoil)

Sat, 11 Apr 2020 19:09:42 -0300

Happy Easter / Passover

This week Trump does infomercials for Hydroxychloroquine

Bernie Drops out

Governor Kemp is still stupid

We get zoombombed

Wisconsin's literal "Vote or Die" slogan

Corporate Corporation Loves You

And Thank God most Churches aren't as dumb as these Churches

America's-On-Fire Side Chat Ep 8

Sat, 11 Apr 2020 00:03:43 -0300

Our daily parody of Trump's daily press brief

We watch; so you don't have to.

America's-On-Fire Side Chat EP 7

Wed, 08 Apr 2020 23:55:40 -0300

Our daily parody of President Trump's Daily Press Brief

America's-On-Fire Side Chats Ep6

Tue, 07 Apr 2020 23:07:59 -0300

Our Daily parody of the president's daily brief

Improvised Feature Ep 1

Tue, 07 Apr 2020 18:15:08 -0300

I got together with my friends at Whole World Improv Theatre and built a feature story around their completely improvised performances

America's-On-Fire Side Chats Ep 5

Mon, 06 Apr 2020 23:26:09 -0300

Back and better than ever.

Help! Our Governor is Almost as Dumb as Our President

Fri, 03 Apr 2020 17:53:51 -0300

This week: We construct a scenario in which medical workers really are stealing their own masks, teach Brian Kemp how to open a door, talk about art hiests, laugh at Fox News, debate wearing masks with John Madden, and a couple falls in love

America's-On-Fire Side Chats

Wed, 01 Apr 2020 23:47:02 -0300

Our Daily Parody of the President's Daily Press Briefing.

America's-On-Fire Side Chats

Tue, 31 Mar 2020 23:28:32 -0300

Tonight's episode: We're fucked

Americ's-On-Fire Side Chat Ep 2

Tue, 31 Mar 2020 00:13:12 -0300

Our daily parody of President Trump's daily press brief.

As always our Trump impersonator is a woman because we hear he hates that

Barely Audible Whisper Presents: America's-On-Fire Side Chats: A Daily Parody of Trump's Daily Briefing

Mon, 30 Mar 2020 00:02:38 -0300

As always our Trump impersonator is a woman because we hear he hates that

A Pacakage More Stimulating Than the Government Stimulus Package

Fri, 27 Mar 2020 21:41:42 -0300

In our second tele-recorded we:

Explor thee extraordinary mediocrity of the Stimulus Package

Celebrate Senator Kelly Loeffler's extraordinary (and not at all corrupt) good luck

Teach Gen Z how to not suck

Parody Frank Sanatra (Opposite of Gen Z)

Look at the connection between racism and germaphobia

Debate social isolation with cat sounds and fart noises

And we laugh at that guy who got poisoned by listening to Trump

Cover Your Mouth When You Laugh

Sun, 22 Mar 2020 00:19:09 -0300

Welcome to the safest, least human contacty podcast we've ever done. Tele-recorded on Zoom and devoid of all human contact, but not human laughter.

Enjoy (But for God's sake cover your mouth when you laugh)

Democratic Primary aka The Great Whte Whittleing

Mon, 09 Mar 2020 13:54:49 -0300

This week:

The American Government sucks at pandemics.

A badly acted bad actor can't get work as an actor.

Pete Amy drop out.

Trump sucks even more at Middle East peace than most.

Chris Matthews' "Hardball"

And The Great White Whittling

Comedy for the Quarentined

Sat, 29 Feb 2020 04:59:18 -0400

This week: Trump thinks Coronavirus is a Mexican beer.

We get invade by a Michael Bloomberg campaign ad

Trump goes to India (Which probably also thinks is a Mexican beer)

Harvey Weinstein gets kind of sort of justice

Trump fires the Director of National Intelligence for directing national intelligence

And a quarantined correspondent descends into madness

Glamorizing The RUle of Law With David Bowie

Sun, 23 Feb 2020 19:22:05 -0400

This week:

The ghost of Robin Leach explores Trump's unpardonable pardons

Stephen Miller got married, which I think is in one of the bad parts of the Bible

The Oregonian plan for a Greater Idaho

We debate Bernie Sanders

Judges bang gavels

And we Glamorize The Rule of Law

We're Fucked

Sat, 15 Feb 2020 04:51:00 -0400

This week:

Elizabeth Warren has a plan for everything (except winning)

America becomes a Banana Republic

Texas sues California for discriminating against their discrimination

Harvey Weinstein's lawyer tries her best

"Hookers for Jesus" doesn't mean what men named Jesus hoped it meant

And We're fucked

Holy Shit It's Our 100th Episode

Mon, 10 Feb 2020 01:47:23 -0400

HOLY SHIT IT'S OUR 100TH EPISODE:

The State of the Union sucks, like Kyle Shanahan with a 4th quarter lead but the State of Our podcast is strong like Mitt Romney's hair gel.

Also Brian McCann is a cheater. The Iowa Caucus was insane.

And President Trump is basically the Emperor.

Happy 100th to us.

Danger! Danger! Danger!

Sat, 01 Feb 2020 06:34:52 -0400

This weeks episode is all about impeachment (almost) we barely touched on some other things the way Trump barely thought through his Israeli peace plan, and yet somehow we still worked harder on our jokes about his Israeli peace plan than he worked on the Israeli peace plan.

Trump's Shitty Lawyers Sure Are Lucky The Trial is Rigged

Mon, 27 Jan 2020 03:29:13 -0400

This week we give Trump the trial the Senate won't,

Unsurprisingly Trump did something dumb and offensive on MLK Day

We explore the illogical logic of Republican logic

Gun rights dudes have small penises

John Bolton's crazy ass

And Trump's shitty lawyers sure are lucky the trial's rigged

The Technocratic Adventures of Nancy Pelosi Super Speaker and Other Impeachment Prayers

Mon, 20 Jan 2020 01:33:34 -0400

This week, we try and make the procedural wrangling of technical government process rules seem interesting.

Speaking of government processes the entire government of Russia just quit.

Speaking of Russia, Trump may have been using a delusional alcoholic other than Rudy Giuliani in his Ukraine scheme.

Speaking of old people Bernie and Warren are bickering like my grandparents used to

And President Trump tried to make bribery legal. (seriously)

How Many Iranian Assassaniations Does it Take to Kick Impeachment Out of the News Cycle?

Sat, 11 Jan 2020 05:01:26 -0400

This week's episode is all about Iran; where the Trump administration crammed so many lies and blunders into a 6 day period...it was like any other 6 day period for them...except this time they almost started WWIII.

Penis Shaped Russian Propaganda in Sunglasses

Sun, 05 Jan 2020 23:53:06 -0400

I'm especially proud of this long form episode of "Barely Audible Whisper" which takes a hilarious look at the cartoon penis shaped Russian propaganda banana in sun glasses that could be the thing that destroys American democracy.

(Wish I was kidding)

Impeachment Carols

Fri, 13 Dec 2019 18:03:52 -0400

This Week:

Turns out Ivanka Trump & Christopher Steele had a "friendly relationship;" so obviously we made a soap opera

The IG report about the FBI investigation into Trump turned up important findings that weren't about Trump, so obviously those were missed

A Christmas song about 12 things Trump isn't being impeached for (but should be)

Attorney General Barr says a bunch of bullshit

And Newt Gingrich rebrands the sotry of the 1st Christmas

We Quit Defaming Deving Nunes Because the Truth is Bad Enough

Mon, 09 Dec 2019 03:21:38 -0400

This week:

A bunch of a nonsensical southern gibberish aka Doug Collins defense of Trump.

We interview Sociopathic AI robot Mar Zuckerberg

Democrats dumb down their impeachment report

Georgia's terrible new senator is still better than Doug Collins

Devin Nunes has a 3 way (phone conversation)

And it turns out poor people are less poor when they have money

Trump Throws the Trump Train Under the Trump Bus

Sat, 23 Nov 2019 01:47:42 -0400

This Week:

Trump Ruins a children's song

Chick-Fil-A: Just as delicious: slightly less homophobic

Trying to teach Devin Nunes history is more like the Inquisition than the Inquisition is like impeachment

Trump goes to the hospital because ????

And Prince Andrew tries to say words

"Barely Audible Whisper" Presents: Rudy Giuliani in: "Entirely Too Audible Screaming"

Sun, 17 Nov 2019 21:29:00 -0400

This week: Attempted crime is evidently no longer a crime

If physicists are so smart, how come they don't know what really constitutes a crisis?

Steven Miller is still a racist.

The Catholic Church is still molesting children

More Democrats are running for president

And Rudy Giuliani has a podacast

More in Our Ongoing Effort to Get Sued By Devin Nunes

Mon, 11 Nov 2019 05:11:20 -0400

This week: President, and con artist, Trump's spiritual adviser, and con artist, gets a job at the Whitehouse.

We defame Devin Nunes as part of our on going effort to be sued by Devin Nunes

Democrats win but Republicans refuse to concede, the Kentucky preview of 2020

Lindsay Graham whines like one of those Tennessee Williams' characters you can tell he wrote about somebody he personally didn't like

Impeachment transcripts get a cowriting credit

And Brexit is still all out of "Orrrrrderrrrrr."

Mitt Romney: The Movie

Mon, 28 Oct 2019 06:01:06 -0300

This Week:

A Best Selling Parenting Author Goes to Jail For College Admissions Scandal

Hillary's Emails Turn Out to be less of a National Security Threat Than That Nigerian Prince

Jared Kushner: Give Me Money

Republicans try and start a riot

And: Mitt Romney The Movie

Quid Pro Quo Daddio

Mon, 21 Oct 2019 18:49:39 -0300

This Week:

Turkey has 50(ish) American nuclear weapons

Shep Smith has just enough integrity to have more integrity than Fox News

Mick Mulvaney tries to "play it cool"

Nerds talk about nerd stuff

Kim Jong Un mounts a white stead

And Rudy Giuliani is...bear with us it's complicated

The President of the United States is not Andy Fucking Kaufman

Sat, 12 Oct 2019 01:20:20 -0300

This week:

We conduct an academic investigation into the economics of the lap dance

Andy Kaufman explains the difference between performance art comedy and being President of the United States

The Ecuadorian President moves the capitol

Trump continues to be a dick to immigrants

American soldiers in Syria try and decipher Trump's orders

And Trump awards the Medal of Freedom to a former Attorney General almost as corrupt as the current Attorney Genral