A Table at the Tan-O: Conversations About the World of General Hospital

Episode Four Hundred Ninety-Five - 09/07/2026

Mon, 07 Sep 2026 18:19:30 -0400

One new episode, but what an episode! Chase is determined to make himself less popular, and he is succeeding. It looks like Brook Lynn might become a lot less popular too, which is unfortunate. Will she lose Chase? Will she lose Gio? Phoebe? How much trouble is she in? And how will she come back from this? Trina wants to destroy her. How does Jordan feel? Curtis will lose his mind. Meanwhile, Ava is at GH getting a tick removed. It is a medical drama after all. Isaiah is sounding the alarm because it looks like this is a Lone Star tick, which excites Gia. Ava not so much. She's about to get a lot more popular, which is unfortunate. How much real information will she give the CDC? And speaking of ticks, Drew is a ticking package, and now that he thinks Scout is hanging out at Sonny's, he's ready to explode. Also, Anna would like to murder Britt in the middle of the woods. Better check for ticks, ladies!

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Episode Four Hundred Ninety-Four - 09/03/2026

Thu, 03 Sep 2026 21:44:34 -0400

Rest in peace, Jack. Who knew Nina would be the one to bring out Jack's good side, and now it looks like she'll be blamed for his disappearance. Will anyone come to her defense? Ava wants to be there for her, but she also wants to stay out of trouble. And Danny has gotten into some big trouble with Chase, who is borrowing trouble himself by digging into the mysterious black BMW that might just belong to Brook Lynn. Oh boy. Meanwhile, Trina and Gio had their big night, and someone appears to be a fan already. Also, it's nice to see Jason getting along with Valentin.

Episode Four Hundred Ninety-Three - 08/31/2026

Mon, 31 Aug 2026 19:43:16 -0400

Port Charles is a great city, home to one of the best hospitals in the world, fine dining, etc., but, if you visit, do not ever leave a drink unattended! Is it Jack in the pool? Swimming in his suit? Ava! No one should be nice to Drew. That's the second lesson. And put a shirt on! That one is just for Chase. Fall cannot come soon enough. That's what Brook Lynn is thinking. Also, how about those Cassadines? If you want to hatch a plot, pull off a heist, you will want a Cassadine. Preferably one with a moustache. Curtis could use a Cassadine right about now. Although, it's possible Sidwell will suffer just as much as Curtis in that cell. They're both going to need a lot of therapy when all of this is over.

Episode Four Hundred Ninety-Two - 08/27/2026

Thu, 27 Aug 2026 21:41:57 -0400

Emotions are running high in Port Charles! Alexis is yelling at Willow, and Willow is yelling at Alexis. Felicia is scolding Jack. Nina is scolding Willow, and then Jack. And Jack is scolding Nina. And Sonny is treating Ava very badly, which may lead to her behaving very badly. Plus, Elizabeth is flirting with Dante right in front of Ric! And she's wearing high heels at the hospital! What are we supposed to make of this? Also, Joss had a painfully long conversation with Hudson, and it could have been an email. On the bright side, we are looking forward to watching Lucas and Joe decorate their apartment!

Episode Four Hundred Ninety-One - 08/24/2026

Mon, 24 Aug 2026 18:58:08 -0400

Port Charles is all business! What happened to the General Hospital part of General Hospital? Did they get a deal on suits? And Drew is inserting himself in conversations and situations all over town. Oy. On the plus side, maybe he'll be too busy to keep Scout away from the rest of her family. And who is going to keep creepy Hudson away from Phoebe? Joss and Jack need to do their homework, and Brook Lynn needs to avoid the boathouse. In slightly more refreshing news, Joe and Lucas are roomies! They might be the break we need from all of the corporate wheeling and dealing. Also, Ezra is back, and Gia couldn't be happier!

Episode Four Hundred Ninety - 08/20/2026

Thu, 20 Aug 2026 21:23:57 -0400

Carly and Valentin are making fun of Lulu, and this is enjoyable. Also, Elizabeth is handling Dante's leg, and, well, this is kind of enjoyable too. Meanwhile, Sonny is proving to be a pretty good listener now that he's not dealing in stolen shoes, so maybe he could fill the void left by Kevin, and have people sip a little Corinthos coffee and tell him their troubles (will he figure out that Anna is going to create a little death bungalow on his mountain property?). And can anyone explain what's going on between Jason and Britt? Is this a relationship? And finally, Port Charles is riddled with a bunch of creepy young men, and it would be great if they could be removed.

Episode Four Hundred Eighty-Nine - 08/17/2026

Mon, 17 Aug 2026 19:57:41 -0400

Gia is back, and there are five episodes to discuss! Now, when is someone going to do something about Drew? Danny and Charlotte are working on a plan, but are they up to the task? And when is someone going to do something about Willow? Michael might think he's doing something, but is he? Also, someone needs to do something about Lucy. She's creepy. It looks like the jury has decided to do something about Curtis. Will he really go away for two years? And have we seen the last of Sidwell? We thought we'd seen the last of Peter. Get some help. Anna!

Episode Four Hundred Eighty-Eight - 08/10/2026

Mon, 10 Aug 2026 20:25:30 -0400

Is Curtis going to be found guilty? Looks like maybe not, which means everyone else will be punished. Between Curtis and Drew, and this Hudson fellow, Port Charles is looking like a town full of jerks. Plus you've got Peter haunting Anna. On the plus side, Willow can be quite delightful if she's medicated, and Michael has his good qualities. And Valentin is checking all the boxes in the boyfriend department. Lot's going on in PC this week!

P.S. Gia will be on the road Thursday, but she and Keisha will be back at the Tan-O next Monday. Have a great week, and thank you for listening!

Episode Four Hundred Eighty-Seven - 08/06/2026

Thu, 06 Aug 2026 21:34:44 -0400

The trial has finally begun! And it doesn't deserve an exclamation point. Although, the verdict could change all that! Meanwhile, Tracy seems to have convinced Brook Lynn to keep her secret, even if that means living the rest of her life with a furrowed brow. On the positive side, Brook Lynn has added a beautiful blouse to her wardrobe! And Ethan has been beaten up in Norway. And Serena gave Jack a little lap dance, and also has Michael in her crosshairs. Plus, Willow is on a mission to make Michael's life hell, so he's really going to have his hands full. And poor Jacinda--where does she fit in, and what has she done? At least she has Ezra on her side. Also, Jason and Sonny are leaving the mob? Can they do that? Maybe they could start a new business. A barbershop? Shoe store? Good luck, boys!

Episode Four Hundred Eighty-Six - 08/03/2026

Mon, 03 Aug 2026 20:22:03 -0400

So Drew is back and Peter is back, and no one asked for this!!! We also have Anna back and Jason back, and that's wonderful. Of course, Jason seems to have deeper feelings for Sonny than Britt, and that might be a problem. And Anna is just very, very fragile, and where the hell is Kevin when you need him? Meanwhile, Elizabeth and Dante continue to get along famously. Not great for Ric. And it looks like Gio and Trina might have to pretend to be a couple, which is not great for anyone, especially us. And what is with this Ethan guy? Is he coming or going? Doesn't he know how vulnerable Sonny is right now?

Episode Four Hundred Eight-Five - 07/30/2026

Thu, 30 Jul 2026 19:38:42 -0400

Drew has been dragged to dry land by Gio and unleashed on Port Charles. Oh, how sweet were the days when he sat silently on the edge of a room. And somehow Willow has become insufferable now that Jack and Nina have helped her escape the consequences of drugging the sea monster. But have they? He's very angry. Speaking of angry, Gia and Keisha are not enjoying the new Ethan. He's not good enough for Ava. And Curtis is not good enough for Des. Grow up, Curtis! Also, Marshall is back, and his hat is still small. Meanwhile, Lucy has summoned Serena back to Port Charles to help her wrestle control of Deception away from the Quartermaines. From saving whales to saving a skincare company. Sure. And for crying out loud, let's keep an eye on Anna, people!

Episode Four Hundred Eighty-Four - 07/27/2026

Mon, 27 Jul 2026 18:16:46 -0400

General Hospital is bringing the soapy goodness! The back of Drew's head made Nina very upset, and she can't be held responsible for the things she does when she's upset! Also, Jason is back. Back back. And maybe Britt doesn't have Huntington's Disease, but she does have a condition that requires her to slap people without warning. Fortunately, Jason is used to getting roughed up. Plus, there are kids all over the place, and very few actual role models. That Gio certainly has grown up to be a fine young man, though. And a pretty good lifeguard. What will Drew do now that he's been healed with a cold plunge? Put Willow in a wheelchair? What will Jack and Nina do? Also, Gia and Keisha are not happy the original Ethan has been replaced with someone who looks like Cody if he had a little plastic surgery, and where's the fake accent?

Episode Four Hundred Eighty-Three - 07/23/2026

Thu, 23 Jul 2026 21:45:22 -0400

Things are humming along in Port Charles! Lulu is ready to hand Charlotte over to Valentin, Britt is back at GH, Willow knows Nina slept with Jack, Trina has a stalker, Portia let Curtis name the baby, Anna sees dead people, Carly has a flash drive, Maxie's family is moving to Australia--the list just goes on and on! Sad to see James go, but he can always come back, right? And maybe one day we'll see Maxie and Spinelli again. Also, it looks like Drew might be going for a swim!

Episode Four Hundred Eighty-Two - 07/20/2026

Mon, 20 Jul 2026 19:13:32 -0400

The Brown Dog is the place to be. Jack and Nina get close, but then Nina runs scared. Will they be able to resist each other? And is Ethan interested in Ava? Is she interested in him? Sonny wants to break up Carly and Valentin. Will he succeed? Willow would like Chase and Brook Lynn to break up. Is Chase wising up? And what's up with the new Scout? What could possibly go wrong when she and Drew drop in at the Quartermaine mansion? Let's hope she's a strong swimmer. And be careful, Laura and Ezra! That Sidwell likes to kill people!

Episode Four Hundred Eighty-One - 07/16/2026

Thu, 16 Jul 2026 22:14:47 -0400

Well, Anna sure is grumpy. She hates Cassius, and she's being mean to Britt! Plus, Jason is back, but he's in a bit of a funk himself. Maybe he and Danny will go to Dollywood, and he'll forget his troubles. Maybe Britt, and Liesl, and James should go to Dollywood too. Or Jason and Danny could go to Nixon Falls, buy The Tan-O and restore it. Wouldn't that be the best? Also, Portia was in labor for the length of a commercial break, so that was nice for her. Will she and Jordan be friends now? Anyone else hoping Portia will name the baby Isaiah? Meanwhile, Trina is celebrating, and Kai is learning more about Drew, who also seems grumpy.

Episode Four Hundred Eighty - 07/13/2026

Mon, 13 Jul 2026 19:54:59 -0400

Britt is free, but having trouble adjusting to life on the outside. And also not dying. Anna is also struggling, but at least knows Liesl is not a very good artist. And Valentin is back in her orbit, which may or may not be a good thing. Meanwhile Brook Lynn spilled some of the beans to Chase, but left out some very important beans. Also, the kids are not quite all right, but Danny is much better now that his father is home!!! Welcome back, Jason!!!

Episode Four Hundred Seventy-Nine - 07/09/2026

Thu, 09 Jul 2026 21:32:22 -0400

Anna is back in Port Charles! And she's brought a Peter-shaped ghost with her. Where is Kevin when you need him? Someone needs to look after Anna. Maybe Joss? Dante? Also, why does Sidwell get to have visitors? And boy does it look like Brook Lynn's plan is not working. But you know what is working? Valentin and Carly. And Elizabeth is working on trying to figure out what is going on at Willow's house. She's more than just the best nurse in Port Charles. She's also a sleuth. Will she figure out the syringe situation? Stay safe, Elizabeth! Also good to have Martin back, but not sure he should be representing Curtis. And do we care if Sonny and Justine keep seeing each other or not? Not really? Anyway, some worlds are going to crumble. Buckle up!

Episode Four Hundred Seventy-Eight - 07/06/2026

Mon, 06 Jul 2026 19:39:07 -0400

Lots going on in Port Charles! Oh sure, things have slowed down a little bit, mostly because people are in hospital beds or jail cells, but still plenty to talk about. Joss is doing some excellent hospital bed acting, and Z is tremendous. They've struck a deal that benefits, well, mostly Carly. Meanwhile, Britt is in her own unique hell. It's never easy to learn you don't have a deadly disease. This news is also a blow to poor Lucas. On the positive side, Ethan is feeling better, and Ava seems happy about that. Jack is also recovering, and Nina is doing everything she can to help, mostly by smoothing out his hospital nightie and adjusting his feet. And Carly has had a tough couple of days, but Valentin is back, moustache intact!! Plus, Cassius is alive, which is great, but Liesl, Nina, and Britt think he's dead, and that is very sad. Still, General Hospital continues to impress on all fronts! Kudos to John Oliver for fitting right in!

Episode Four Hundred Seventy-Seven - 07/02/2026

Thu, 02 Jul 2026 21:56:13 -0400

All kinds of excitement in Port Charles this week! Like, serious excitement. From Joe getting clocked by Nathan/Cassius, to Sidwell escaping, to Ethan getting shot and treated by Nurse Ava, to Jack getting knocked out by Cullum and revived by Nurse Nina, to, well, you get the idea. Lots of bullets flying through the air, lots of new relationships beginning to form, and some heartache too. Will Joss and Nathan/Cassius be okay? Is Anna ready to go home? Is Peter going to be haunting her all the time? And will Valentin be allowed to return to Port Charles? Can John Oliver become a permanent cast member? Great stuff, General Hospital!

Episode Four Hundred Seventy-Six - 06/29/2026

Mon, 29 Jun 2026 18:37:28 -0400

What a busy couple of days in Port Charles and beyond! Looks like Rocco, Lulu, and Dante are on the run, but Britt is going to jail? That's not very nice. And Curtis should be going to jail for being a jerk, but that's probably not going to happen. Willow might be in a bit of trouble thanks to Brick. And it's starting to look like Brook Lynn's marriage is in trouble because Chase just can't quit Willow. Meanwhile, Sidwell might escape the cops yet again? What does this mean for Nathan, who is going to be called Cassius (and a lot of other things) now? And Anna! Wow. Anna is really delivering. Let's hope she can return to Port Charles soon, because she was sorely missed. Also, Charlotte is very disappointed in Nina, but Danny has redeemed himself.

Episode Four Hundred Seventy-Five - 06/25/2026

Thu, 25 Jun 2026 21:43:35 -0400

Gia is back! And so is Anna! So much to talk about. Now, is Anna getting better, or is she just getting better at pretending she's getting better? And how does Trina keep getting worse? Also, what the hell is Lucy doing? So disappointing. The jury is still out on Chase. Now Justine and Joe think he's a loser. Meanwhile, are Lulu, Dante, Britt, and Rocco a family now? Will Charlotte and Danny sort things out? Great to see Carly and Lucas teaming up. Also fun to see Sidwell hanging out with Drew. Plus, Cullum is just itching to kill someone. Be careful out there, people!

Episode Four Hundred Seventy-Four - 06/18/2026

Thu, 18 Jun 2026 21:27:19 -0400

Britt and Rocco are back! And it's making Gia and Keisha uncomfortable. Maybe don't send them on a romantic island getaway? And how sick is Britt? Maybe she ate too many mangoes? Meanwhile, back in Port Charles, Ezra made an appearance! But so, unfortunately, did Sidwell. Poor Ezra. And is Valentin gone? He and Carly said their goodbyes, but they can't be finished, can they? Lots of Willow-related drama too. We need some movement on that front, and not just from Jack and Drew. But Willow was nice to Scout, so that earned her a few points. And ironically, Jack is less stiff now that he's paralyzed.

The Tan-O will be closed on Monday--Gia will be travelling--but please tune in next Thursday! Thank you for your support, everyone!

Episode Four Hundred Seventy-Three - 06/15/2026

Mon, 15 Jun 2026 22:25:54 -0400

Is it possible to live in Port Charles without becoming a sneaky liar? No. Lucas, Brook Lynn, and even Laura, are all tiptoeing over to the dark side. Which, let's face it, is where everyone else in town lives. Except maybe Gio and Emma. But they're young. They'll get there. Now, have Carly and Valentin got what it takes to rescue Joss? Will Joss and Liesl wind up rescuing them? And will Nathan and Lulu get back together? Or has Joss got his attention? What will Nina do about Liesl? Will she and Jack team up? And can anyone bring Willow down?

Episode Four Hundred Seventy-Two - 06/11/2026

Thu, 11 Jun 2026 21:46:41 -0400

Worst baby shower ever. Ever! The scene between Lucas and Sidwell was more pleasant. And now Sidwell is on the loose! Plus, Lucy and Brook Lynn may be hatching the worst plan ever. Ever! Meanwhile, Liesl is learning a lot about her children. And Carly is pretty sure she's figured out where Joss is. Also, Willow has found out that Nina does not follow orders very well. And Jack is real sick of being cooped up in his body. Oh, and Kristina has shared her news with just about everyone, so she'll be hitting the road. As will Molly and Cody, who continue to be a sweet, enjoyable couple.

Episode Four Hundred Seventy-One - 06/08/2026

Mon, 08 Jun 2026 22:32:07 -0400

Chase! Quit hugging Willow! And Curtis, just stop talking. Now, on the positive side, Liesl is back, and she and Joss could be quite a team. Will Nathan tell Liesl he's not actually Nathan? That will be a lot for her to process. Especially when she and Joss just want to get out of there so Liesl can save Britt and Joss can save the world. Also, they might need to help Sonny and Laura. Those two are sundowning hard. And Lucas might need some help too. Things are about to get crazy in Port Charles! Crazier. They're about to get crazier.

Episode Four Hundred Seventy - 06/04/2026

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 19:54:20 -0400

Okay, Brook Lynn is probably really wishing she hadn't given Willow that bowl. Let's hope it was a bowl she found in a cupboard and didn't spend any real money on it. So we know Willow can't be trusted, but can Chase? And is this the best use of Michael's skills? But doesn't Nina shine when she tries to parent her uncontrollable daughter? And speaking of uncontrollable daughters, how about that Joss? It's cute that Carly and Valentin think they might be able to save her. Joss will probably wind up saving them. And Lucas. And maybe also Nathan. And Jack? But it would be really sweet if Nina saved Jack. Also Ethan seems to think he's Phoebe's father. Is this a big deal? If he tells Lulu, it will become a big deal. Don't tell Lulu, Ethan.

Episode Four Hundred Sixty-Nine - 06/01/2026

Mon, 01 Jun 2026 19:08:28 -0400

Brook Lynn has presented Willow with a bowl. Perhaps a teddy bear containing a nanny cam would have been more appropriate? And is it okay that Michael is plotting to destroy Brook Lynn's marriage? In other relationship news, Carly and Valentin continue to find their way. Nina and Jack also have a certain je ne sais quoi? Although, if he could run away, maybe he would? Also, to get justice for Marco, Lucas is joining forces with Laura and Sonny, but he still doesn't seem to understand the risks involved in hanging out at Wyndemere. Meanwhile, Joss does seem to understand the risks but maybe shouldn't talk so much. Really a lot of people could take a lesson from Drew. Watch and learn, people. Watch and learn.

Episode Four Hundred Sixty-Eight - 05/28/2026

Thu, 28 May 2026 21:56:58 -0400

Okay, Gia and Keisha are still trying to improve the sound quality--thank you for your feedback everyone. Now. How much worse can Curtis get? Michael is putting the pieces together, but will he be able to fix this whole BMW problem? Can anyone fix Curtis? And how about Willow and Sidwell? Is she terrified or impressed by him? Also, why isn't Lucas more scared of Sidwell? Plus, the Rocco situation needs to move along. On the positive side, Kai is becoming a stronger character, Molly and Cody are still a fun couple, and Gio is an all around good guy.

Episode Four Hundred Sixty-Seven - 05/25/2026

Mon, 25 May 2026 16:58:22 -0400

America, World, Portugal! Thank you for your patience! The audio quality seems better on the new app, although the content is still somewhat marginal. Now, how about that Nina? Making her own decisions, throwing away syringes. Will she tell Willow she decided to let Jack wake all the way up? Will Willow fish the syringe out of the medical waste and jab it into Nina's neck? And how far will Britt and Tyler get before he proves he's just not cut out for life on the road (and if Britt calls him Tyler, will he answer?). Meanwhile, if Willow's call to France really turned things around for Anna, does that mean she'll find her way back to Port Charles? Quite a bit of action for one day!

Episode Four Hundred Sixty-Six - 05/21/2026

Thu, 21 May 2026 22:30:16 -0400

So Curtis continues to be a problem. And whatever weird virus he's got, it seems to be infecting everyone around him. Brook Lynn is going to discover very soon that her silence led to more damage than she could have imagined. Meanwhile, Rocco is also struggling to keep it together, and that is creating problems for a lot of people. Will he and Lulu take off with Ethan? Or will Rocco come up with a new plan? Britt is trying to solve the Rocco problem, but that might mean leaving her medication behind. Speaking of medication, Lucas and Pascal had quite a heated discussion about Marco and their part in his death. And Carly and Valentin had quite a heated discussion about Anna and Valentin's part in her life. Also, Nina is a mess, and Willow couldn't be more disappointed.

Episode Four Hundred Sixty-Five - 05/18/2026

Mon, 18 May 2026 18:34:17 -0400

Well, Curtis may have been cool at one point, but he is not cool anymore. And Jordan sort of let this happen. Now, what will become of Isaiah? He was trying to be the better man, but where did that get him? Even the finest hand doctor may not be able to repair all the damage to his hand. And where does that leave Portia? She doesn't need two bitter men in her life. Meanwhile, Anna is in big trouble, but no one seems to have figured out why--although Joss is getting close. Will Nathan and Joss join forces? Will Nina begin to refer to Jack as her boyfriend? Will Elizabeth stick with Ric? Lots of stuff going on! Also, shout out to Emma for making Gia and Keisha cry.

Episode Four Hundred Sixty-Four - 05/14/2026

Thu, 14 May 2026 21:57:10 -0400

Nina and Rocco are struggling! Rocco has Lulu, Dante, and Britt looking out for him. Nina has Willow. And then there's poor Jack! What will happen to him? Talk about a toxic work environment. Also, Carly and Nina are great at sparring, but will they .... team up? And for crying out loud, could Curtis be more unlikeable? And he's dragging Jordan down with him. With everyone gunning for him, Isaiah will think twice before he makes another house call. Brook Lynn has no idea how much trouble she has stirred up. But at least she's getting back into music. Plus, excellent comic relief provided by Ezra.

Episode Four Hundred Sixty-Three - 05/11/2026

Mon, 11 May 2026 19:31:52 -0400

What a couple of days in Port Charles! Now, the list of people who are cool under pressure: Ava, Elizabeth, Charlotte. Not cool under pressure: Nina and, well, everyone else. The race is on to see if Elizabeth will figure out what Willow has been up to before she covers her tracks (can she cover her tracks?). And will Cullum figure out that Rocco shot him? Now that Dante knows, um, does that change anything? And were there sparks between Nina and Jack, or was that just two people colliding, one of whom happened to be holding a large syringe? Also, someone is taking pictures of Willow and Chase, but that might just be because they're pretty.

Episode Four Hundred Sixty-Two - 05/08/2026

Fri, 08 May 2026 06:28:51 -0400

So now we know why Ethan returned to Port Charles--or do we? Is he Phoebe's father? Will he walk away from her knowing she's found a pretty good situation for herself? And, if he plays the long game, he can come back for a payoff later (without having to change any diapers). And speaking of fathers, what is Ric up to? Is he going to disappoint Molly? Elizabeth? Alexis? Sonny? Also, is there a world in which Elizabeth can continue to see Ric but also date Dante? And can Nina support Willow without self-destructing? Did the call from Valentin save Nina--and Drew? Plus, how great are Carly and Valentin? Being stuck in an attic really brings out next level sass. And finally, could someone do something about Curtis?

P.S. Very sorry for the delay in posting. Technical difficulties. Thank you for your patience!

Episode Four Hundred Sixty-One - 05/04/2026

Mon, 04 May 2026 20:04:11 -0400

A lot of action in Port Charles! The Savoy is the place to be, especially if you're a fan of Aladdin! Will Gio pick up the violin again? Will Trina become a singer? Will she and Joss ever be friends again? Well, Joss will have to get out of the yoga dungeon first. Will she get out of the yoga dungeon? And is Brook Lynn on the verge of a complete nervous breakdown? What about Jack? Pascal? Where is Kevin when you need him? Meanwhile, Sonny and Britt had a lovely moment. Will Britt figure out what happened to Joss? Will Carly and Valentin? Emotions are already running very high! But isn't Ava a cool customer! Too many exclamation points?

Episode Four Hundred Sixty - 04/30/2026

Thu, 30 Apr 2026 21:43:24 -0400

Joss is kind of a wrecking ball, isn't she? And she's very loud for a spy. And Jack. Jack should be realizing he is the worst spy ever. Meanwhile, Curtis and Trina are a disappointment. Kai should probably strike out on his own. Jordan might be better off on her own too. Also, will Elizabeth get to the bottom of the Drew situation? Will Michael throw Willow and Chase together and hope for fireworks? Will Carly and Valentin make it as a couple? Will Ethan win us over? Will Lucy and Ava survive Sidwell? So much activity in Port Charles!

Episode Four Hundred Fifty-Nine - 04/27/2026

Mon, 27 Apr 2026 19:31:21 -0400

Gia and Keisha are ready for Joss to talk about something other than an old book and a pack of smokes. But, maybe now that she has harassed Valentin and Dante, progress will be made on the Anna front and the Cullum front. Meanwhile, Britt is freaking out! And is she getting her meds? Also, how much longer can Rocco keep it together? Is he keeping it together? Plus, Elizabeth really is the backbone of General Hospital in the same way Laura is the backbone of Port Charles.

Episode Four Hundred Fifty-Eight - 04/23/2026

Thu, 23 Apr 2026 22:10:35 -0400

Okay, not only is Willow diabolical, but now she's scaring Jack! And she's got Nina looking after Drew! Plus, not only is Elizabeth the best nurse in the world, but she's also an expert blink reader! Meanwhile, back at General Hospital, Jordan is really struggling with her injuries. And Curtis is struggling with his manners. Also, Rocco finally got to tell Britt everything, so now the stakes are even higher, and someone needs to put together a real plan. Maybe someone should loop Felicia in. She's usually carrying a clipboard, and everyone knows a good plan starts with a clipboard. Also, Gio and Emma continue to be a delightful break from the madness.

Episode Four Hundred Fifty-Seven - 04/20/2026

Mon, 20 Apr 2026 19:23:28 -0400

If you thought Willow had enough people she wanted to murder, well, the list just got a little longer. Everyone in Port Charles should be sleeping with one eye open. Actually, that's probably good advice anyway. And why is it so hard for people to put together a plan? Valentin must have missed that class in spy school. His plan is to destroy Jack down by....frustrating him? Carly could do that quite easily all by herself. With one hand tied behind her back. And as great as Laura and Ezra are as buddies, will they be able to execute a plan to bring down Sidwell? Kind of hard to imagine. Plus, what is Ethan up to? Welcome back and everything, but don't cause any trouble, okay?

Episode Four Hundred Fifty-Six - 04/16/2026

Thu, 16 Apr 2026 21:24:47 -0400

Willow is ... what is Willow? Not so bad? Bad? Worse? Nina sure is in a pickle. Brook Lynn--also in a pickle. Britt--pickle. And who's scarier, Sidwell or Cullum? Plus, can Joss, Carly, and Valentin really work together? Could they please loop Lucas and Britt in? And maybe also Laura and Ezra? Also, will Jordan and Curtis be okay?

Episode Four Hundred Fifty-Five - 04/13/2026

Mon, 13 Apr 2026 19:07:37 -0400

Some disturbing developments on General Hospital! It looks like Brook Lynn wins the distracted driver award, and the competition was stiff. And it turns out Willow is not a great nurse. Plus she's not great at keeping a secret, and it's looking like she's also a terrible daughter. But she's killing it as a congresswoman! Also killing it: Carly and Valentin in the very unexpected hot couple department. And Drew and Phoebe are definitely killing it in the wordless acting department. Good stuff!

Episode Four Hundred Fifty-Four - 04/09/2026

Thu, 09 Apr 2026 21:57:45 -0400

Lots happening in Port Charles this week! And a very strong argument for driver's ed. Will Jordan survive? Will Brook Lynn? What will Chase the Cop uncover during his investigation of the crash? And what about Rocco? Will he take a turn for the worse? Lulu is really dropping the ball in the mom department. And then there's Britt. Ava may have saved her life today, but what about tomorrow? And what about poor Valentin? All sad and tortured because Carly took Jack upstairs! A lot of people in Port Charles are pretty distracted (one of the hazards of living in a soap opera town), but Carly has got her eyes on the prize. Plenty of reasons to tune in tomorrow!

Episode Four Hundred Fifty-Three - 04/06/2026

Mon, 06 Apr 2026 22:18:55 -0400

Port Charles said goodbye to Marco, and as far as we know, Lucas made a beautiful speech. If Sidwell spoke, there was probably a lot of sputtering and seething, and it would have made everyone scared and uncomfortable. There is a lot of seething going on around town. Lucas is seething. Danny is seething. Pascal--seething. Drew is probably ready to explode. But Cody and Molly provided a much needed break from all of the grief and anger. They were delightful. More of that, please!

Episode Four Hundred Fifty-Two - 04/02/2026

Thu, 02 Apr 2026 21:55:12 -0400

So just how evil does an evil twin have to be? With a last name like Faison, maybe pretty evil? But where does that leave Lulu and Rocco? And what about James? Are they safe with a guy named Cassius? Speaking of evil, how about that Willow? She really knows how to hold a grudge, and now she's going to have to deal with Kai and Trina. She needs a friend like Brad who will help her hide the bodies. Britt and Brad and Lucas need each other, and they need to watch out for Sidwell, Pascal, and Cullum. Even with a bullet in his back, he is still a very bad man. Lots of stuff going on in Port Charles this week, and some great performances--Lucas and Britt stole the show!

Episode Four Hundred Fifty-One - 03/30/2026

Mon, 30 Mar 2026 20:22:38 -0400

After the high drama of last week, we're back to business as usual in Port Charles: Brook Lynn and Chase obsessing over a baby; Olivia lecturing Michael about avoiding hookers; Wiley seeking an explanation for the meaning of "hooker"; Joss and Britt debating who should kill Cullum; Cody and Molly missing a chance to see fish; Rocco dying to let Danny and Charlotte know he tried to kill a man; and Carly basically telling Jack he can kiss her ass goodbye. So, good stuff, and maybe things will heat up again midweek!

Episode Four Hundred Fifty - 03/26/2026

Thu, 26 Mar 2026 21:43:49 -0400

Holy Moly! The drama! And some great performances! From Lucas and Sidwell and Ava to Jason and Danny and Britt and Rocco and Lulu, not to mention Alexis and Tracy, Carly and Valentin, Joss, and Ric and Sonny--everyone is bringing it this week. It's been quite exhausting, to be honest. Emotionally. Physically. Gia and Keisha need a drink! Or a nap. What will happen next? Let's hope something begins to break Britt's way. And let's hope Lucas can find some peace somehow. RIP Marco.

Episode Four Hundred Forty-Nine - 03/23/2026

Mon, 23 Mar 2026 19:58:03 -0400

Oh boy. Pier 55 is seeing a lot of action, but very few boats. And now that Rocco has squeezed a trigger, will he ever be the same? Will Cullum survive? Will Britt get her hands on two of the remaining four vials of her medicine? Will Marco survive? Will Danny ever play basketball? Will Carly and Valentin continue to hide their little relationship in plain sight? Will Laura get a break from Sidwell now that Marco has been stabbed? Will Dante have Elizabeth check his bruised face? Will Brook Lynn ever leave the hospital?

Episode Four Hundred Forty-Eight - 03/19/2026

Thu, 19 Mar 2026 21:51:47 -0400

Jason has a man cave! Or should that be a hitman cave? Although, no one is paying him, so maybe it is just a man cave occupied by a man with a large, heavy firearm? A tender man. He and Danny enjoyed an equally large and heavy sandwich. But will Jason hit his target? Will he and Britt get away with her medicine? And what will happen to Marco and Lucas? And what is going on with Stella? And Olivia? And why was Brad so mean to Britt? And will Joss always be mean to Carly now? Plus, do Carly and Valentin have some chemistry, or what?

Episode Four Hundred Forty-Seven - 03/16/2026

Mon, 16 Mar 2026 19:36:17 -0400

Gia has a bone to pick with the people writing horse-related dialogue. Keisha does not. Both Gia and Keisha do have a problem with the way Jordan and Portia are not allowed to grow as women, at least when it comes to their dealings with each other. Maxie and Lulu seem to be moving past the hand wringing and hurt feelings, which is good. Brook Lynn and Chase might need a little guidance. Or an intervention. And Sonny and Jason are back to talking about killing people, so at least they haven't forgotten who they are.

Episode Four Hundred Forty-Six - 03/12/2026

Thu, 12 Mar 2026 21:43:57 -0400

Some real growth in Port Charles! Jason and Carly are allowed to see other people. Dante is trying to wish Lulu and Nathan well. James is learning how to swing a bat. Cody and Molly are working on being honest with each other. Britt and Lucas are acknowledging the good in each other. And Charlotte has literally grown ten inches in the past week. On the other hand, the WSB fellas are still little weenies, and Valentin looks like he might have lost a pound or two.

Episode Four Hundred Forty-Five - 03/09/2026

Mon, 09 Mar 2026 19:27:26 -0400

So Carly and Valentin. That's going to go over well. And Jack continues to impress with his spy skills. Joss is very loud. So loud. Drew, of course, is not. But if he was allowed to blink, boy, he would have a lot to say. Of course, Willow will realize very soon that she's made some very bad decisions. And Lulu and Nathan. Have they made a bad decision? Will there be consequences? Will Trina and Kai ever do the right thing? Now that Charlotte knows some big secrets, what will she do? Lots of balls in motion in Port Charles!

Episode Four Hundred Forty-Four - 03/05/2026

Thu, 05 Mar 2026 21:32:00 -0500

What an emotional week in Port Charles! And so much yelling. Plus a little kicking. So now Joss knows that Carly knows, Carly knows what Joss did, and Joss knows who Carly's hiding. And Felicia knows Lulu and Nathan want to do it, but so far no one knows that Sonny and Justine have done it. Meanwhile, Brook Lynn is beside herself with grief and despair, but she might get a baby out of it. And Curtis could be juggling two babies soon. He might not have the energy for two babies. In other news, Britt and Elizabeth had a moment. And Sidwell is going to have a dinner party. What could go wrong there?!

Episode Four Hundred Forty-Three - 03/02/2026

Mon, 02 Mar 2026 19:14:18 -0500

Well, looks like Sidwell is going to have to murder everyone. Not because he wants to!! But no one is willing to behave! Poor fellow. Speaking of poor fellows--Drew is a sorry sight indeed. Trotted out for a photo op, and Laura was the only one who spoke directly to him. Now, what sort of congresswoman will Willow be? Probably not the sort Laura is hoping for. At least Kai will be keeping an eye on her, right? And who will be keeping an eye on Maxie?!! She's only been awake for a week and is already full of sass. Plus, now Brook Lynn and Chase have stumbled upon a body? Great way to start a date!

Episode Four Hundred Forty-Two - 02/26/2026

Thu, 26 Feb 2026 21:53:32 -0500

Wow! What a week in Port Charles! Brook Lynn did her best to get Chase to let go of his obsession with Willow (not sure it will work, but fingers crossed!). Lucas thinks he can keep himself safe and save Britt's life (not sure it will work, but fingers crossed!). Emma returned home from California and Gio couldn't have been happier (those two are really working!). Molly and Cody got back to a good place because Cody read some books (indoors Cody works just as well as outdoors Cody!). Dante and Elizabeth had a conversation at GH and there seemed to be a little spark (those two just might work!). And Willow and Sidwell are partners (could this actually work?)!!!

Episode Four Hundred Forty-One - 02/23/2026

Mon, 23 Feb 2026 22:34:55 -0500

Some of our favorite characters said goodbye to Luke, and it was quite lovely. He was a legend, and the episode was a reminder to appreciate the legends who are still with us. And then there was today's episode! Lots of movement. Lots of emotion. Gio misses Emma. Chase and Michael are fighting (again). Sonny makes his move. And Maxie has made a decision! It should be an exciting week in Port Charles!

Episode Four Hundred Forty - 02/19/2026

Thu, 19 Feb 2026 21:32:45 -0500

Lucas has got to BE COOL. He's not cut out for the Spoon Island life. Carly knows it. How will she protect him? Probably a call to Jason. And now Tracy might be a problem for the Spoon Island gang too. Why do people visit these bad islands? Meanwhile, Chase might be in a bit of trouble for finishing what Willow started when she messed with Michael's keys. On the positive side, Maxie is back in Port Charles! Her family is delighted, of course, but will Nathan feel anything? We're about to find out! Also, not sure Willow or Alexis in Washington is a story we want. And Drew desperately needs to be visited by someone who knows Morse code.

Episode Four Hundred Thirty-Nine - 02/16/2026

Mon, 16 Feb 2026 17:17:41 -0500

Word is spreading around Port Charles that Maxie is awake, and everyone is happy, well, mostly. Nathan seems almost depressed. Will he come around? And Lucas has had his eyes opened to who Marco really is, which has made him very depressed. Will he stay with Marco? Plus, Lucy and Ava seem to be part of a throuple? Are they playing Sidwell, or is he playing them? Also, lots of axes flying through the air on Valentine's Day. What's up with that?

Episode Four Hundred Thirty-Eight - 02/12/2026

Thu, 12 Feb 2026 21:39:58 -0500

Lots of action in Port Charles! Portia got some disappointing news. Lucas overheard some disappointing news. Danny got some news that should have been disappointing, but he didn't take it that way. Lucy is going to take her disappointing news and turn it into a mission to destroy Sidwell. But meanwhile in Boston, Felicia, James and Georgie get the best news! Maxie is back! This might be disappointing news for Sidwell. But not for us! Welcome back, Maxie!

Episode Four Hundred Thirty-Seven - 02/09/2026

Mon, 09 Feb 2026 22:46:06 -0500

Drew is blinking like his life depends on it, but no one is paying attention. Yet. And Willow sure has a lot to say. Is she all bad? Sorta bad? Bad, but still capable of being a mom? Wiley and Amelia might be in trouble. Now Chase, Chase is a problem. Sure, he's handsome, but that might not be enough at this point. And everyone is talking about Anna, which is good. If the right people team up (Joss and Jason), maybe she can be rescued from the evil French mental hospital (we don't know if it's evil--it might have beautiful, flaky croissants), and returned to Port Charles. Emma needs her grandma. And Gio needs Emma. And we need Gio and Emma. Also, stay strong, Lucy!

Episode Four Hundred Thirty-Six - 02/05/2026

Thu, 05 Feb 2026 21:35:36 -0500

Anna! How much more can she take? How much more can we take? And Britt! For crying out loud! So much suffering! And Drew. Well. Not quite as upsetting, but who will stop Willow? On the plus side, Sonny has a dog, and there have been some great performances lately. Good stuff!

Episode Four Hundred Thirty-Five - 02/02/2026

Mon, 02 Feb 2026 18:59:13 -0500

It's a good thing Gia and Keisha aren't on the hunt for a man because genealogists they are not. It appears Danny and Charlotte should not be left alone together. It also appears the storm was not really a storm, so Carly had to sleep with Jack. Now that the sun is shining, is everything back to normal? Britt and Jason will have to pretend they're not an item, but she really needs his help now. Joss doesn't appear to need help, but she does need to get out of this staring contest with Cullum. And poor Alexis! Mrs. Cain is picking up where Mr. Cain left off. Terrible! Also, Chase is turning into a real stinker. Very unfortunate.

Episode Four Hundred Thirty-Four - 01/29/2026

Thu, 29 Jan 2026 21:45:11 -0500

So apparently snow has the same effect on the citizens of Port Charles as fireworks. Lots of hanky panky. And the award for best dressed in the bedroom goes to.....Cody! Really quite wholesome. Now, will everything be ruined when Molly discovers her cowboy can read? And a bunch of pairs made some progress: Tracy and Martin, Danny and Charlotte, Lulu and Nathan, Britt and Jason, and Carly and Valentin. Will any of these couples turn into something, or will it be business as usual when the blizzard ends? Now, Joss and the WSB ghoul are worrisome, trapped together on Spoon Island with poor Anna in her yoga studio. And Trina is really beating up Portia, so she might actually feel safer in the storm. Can't wait to see where everyone winds up when the snow melts!

Episode Four Hundred Thirty-Three - 01/26/2026

Mon, 26 Jan 2026 20:11:25 -0500

While Drew is napping at General Hospital, a storm is brewing in Port Charles! Where will everyone be when the snow begins to fall? It seems like half of the town will be on Spoon Island. Will everyone survive? Will secrets be revealed? Will Valentin turn up? Will there be any doctors left at General Hospital? This could be fun!

Episode Four Hundred Thirty-Two - 01/22/2026

Thu, 22 Jan 2026 21:51:50 -0500

Willow is fully committed to this distraught Mrs. Cain role, and everyone seems to be buying it! Except....Kai? Will he and Trina do a little digging? And kudos to Curtis and Isaiah for trying to stand up for Portia, who should be back on the job in no time because, let's face it, there are only four doctors at General Hospital, and she's one of them. Meanwhile, Ava, Joss, and Britt all appear to be heading to Spoon Island. They may actually have what it takes to shut down Sidwell and the new ghoul in town. So sad that Britt and Jason won't have their date. But, in other news, Alexis will finally get to spend all the time she wants with Scout, and hopefully Danny will too. Will anyone miss Drew?

Episode Four Hundred Thirty-One - 01/19/2026

Mon, 19 Jan 2026 18:45:07 -0500

Wow. Willow has a weird way of celebrating her freedom. What does she have planned for her unconscious hero? Will she just leave him on the floor? People can always step around him. Also, Anna is struggling, and just when things seemed to have hit rock bottom, Faison appears to be a brain in a jar who can talk. Poor Anna. The good news is Emma has declared her major, and Gio is a lovely boy. Trina and Kai, meanwhile, seem to be letting each other off the hook. They'll come around, right?

Episode Four Hundred Thirty - 01/15/2026

Thu, 15 Jan 2026 22:00:51 -0500

So Alexis did it. Gave a lovely speech about Willow's innocence. Which made Kai and Trina a little annoyed. What will happen next? And what will happen to Anna now that everyone on Spoon Island thinks she's a faker? Plus, how incompetent is Jack Brennan? And how slick is Ava? And how sweet are Gio and Emma? And let's stop upsetting Laura! Yeesh. Emotions are running very high in Port Charles!

Episode Four Hundred Twenty-Nine - 01/12/2026

Mon, 12 Jan 2026 19:16:28 -0500

Trina and Kai! Yeesh. These two are way more helpful to Alexis than Suzanne ever was. And Willow! Diabolical or desperate? Maybe she and Drew deserve each other. Also, will Cody and Molly make it past all of the awkwardness? It's so nice that Cody has Felicia to support his growth as a person. Now, Brad and Britt. Hard to say whether or not they're growing as people, but they sure are fun!

Episode Four Hundred Twenty-Eight - 01/08/2026

Thu, 08 Jan 2026 21:52:03 -0500

Oh boy! Drew's shooter has been revealed! The biggest surprise was that we didn't have to wait longer. We were tired of waiting. Well done, though! The courtroom scenes built up to a great explosive scene with Drew on the stand. And he was so Drew. And Willow was very Willow. But with a new darkness. Now, will Kai and Trina let everyone know what they know? Will Drew start to put the pieces together himself? Will anyone go to jail? Should anyone go to jail? Exciting times in Port Charles!

Episode Four Hundred Twenty-Seven - 01/05/2026

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 19:03:54 -0500

So it looks like Kevin and Ace might be heading for the land of good butter and Guinness? A sad development for everyone, but also a potentially adorable spinoff? And Jacinda chose to stick around, but maybe she should have headed out of town. Will Michael forgive her? Will Kristina ever learn not to interfere with bags of money? Plus, someone needs to keep an eye on Charlotte and Danny! Also, it looks like Curtis and Isaiah are about to have one of those fights where there's a lot of slapping, and no one comes out a winner.

Episode Four Hundred Twenty-Six - 01/01/2026

Thu, 01 Jan 2026 21:40:19 -0500

Happy New Year, dear Tan-O family! Gia and Keisha will be working on a bit of self-improvement this year, but no noticeable progress yet. Now, in Port Charles the most improved fella might just be Cody! Molly might have the $10 words, but Cody knows exactly what a woman wants to hear. Jason might need a lesson. Curtis definitely needs a lesson. And with all of the fireworks there was bound to be some action! Sparks seem to be flying between Nathan and Lulu, and maybe even Carly and Valentin? Plenty to look forward to this year!

Episode Four Hundred Twenty-Five - 12/29/2025

Mon, 29 Dec 2025 19:08:37 -0500

Gia and Keisha are back and would like to thank everyone for coming back to the Tan-O! Lots of ground to cover! There were many great moments and performances over the past week with Tracy leading the way. Another standout was Portia! Alexis hung her out to dry and her family wasn't far behind. For someone who claims to care about the baby, Curtis doesn't seem too concerned about Portia's wellbeing. Isaiah is looking better and better. And Scout led another powerful storyline. No one deserves a father like Drew. Poor Scout. Meanwhile, Gio is leading the way in repairing the relationship between Dante and, well, the rest of the family. And Lulu is trying to follow her mother's example, which is never a bad thing. But will Kevin leave Laura to deal with Sidwell without him? It's so nice having him back! And also so nice to have Britt and Brad making friends all over town. Thanks for springing them, Jason!

Episode Four Hundred Twenty-Four - 12/20/2025

Sat, 20 Dec 2025 19:55:37 -0500

The trial continues....to be not very exciting. Will there be a shocking twist? We've earned a shocking twist. And now Britt and Brad have been arrested. Make better choices, you guys! Yeesh. Meanwhile Charlotte and Nina have a lovely lunch together, and Nina teaches Charlotte to trust no one. Valentin would be touched. Now, when will Joss figure out Valentin is teaching Carly a lesson or two? And what will she do with this information?

Episode Four Hundred Twenty-Three - 12/18/2025

Thu, 18 Dec 2025 22:13:17 -0500

It's time for Willow's trial, which means a lot of ladies in suits. And Nina is still doing everything she can to help Willow; she'll worry about the consequences later. Meanwhile, Brad is back! What a delightful surprise! Britt was so excited to see him that she spilled the beans about the diabolical cold fusion research she's working on. Also, Joss and Jason are teaming up, and Carly and Valentin are putting their heads together. How soon before the four of them are hiding in Jack's closet together? But who cares about all of that--it looks like Elizabeth has survived the eyelid mite infestation! What a relief!

Episode Four Hundred Twenty-Two - 12/15/2025

Mon, 15 Dec 2025 19:33:54 -0500

Jason is getting closer to the truth about Britt, but not in a very Jason way. She caught him snooping around! Shame on you, Jason. And Tracy is back! She found out about Ned's little visit to GH, but thankfully didn't yell at everybody too much. Rocco has been spared more jailtime, which, let's face it, he wouldn't have survived. Also, Valentin is settling in at Carly's, and apparently has the palate of a child. Plus, Portia is boxed in by boys. And Trina. And Kevin is getting right up in Sidwell's business! Be careful, Kevin! But also, good for you, sir, backing up Laura. Let's take care of this guy quickly, please.

Rest in peace, Anthony Geary.

Episode Four Hundred Twenty-One - 12/11/2025

Thu, 11 Dec 2025 21:47:17 -0500

If you thought General Hospital was about rich families and crime lords, think again. It's about eyelid mites. Easily overlooked, but not anymore. Poor Elizabeth. Meanwhile, Anna is trapped on Spoon Island, but she can really focus on her yoga now, so she should be very centered and limber if she ever gets out of there. Valentin, on the other hand, is freezing but about to go from Carly's shed to her attic. Sounds a little naughty. Will this be the odd couple we didn't know we needed? And isn't it nice to see Lucas warming up to Britt? Portia and Curtis have some problems. Willow and Drew do too. Maybe even worse than eyelid mites.

Episode Four Hundred Twenty - 12/08/2025

Mon, 08 Dec 2025 18:35:26 -0500

Britt let Jason see her stomach! In some cultures, that means they're engaged! And Lucas asked Pascal to fix him a plate! In some cultures, that means he's a dead man! Also, there are a lot of people sneaking around Port Charles right now. And ghosts. And angry teens. Kevin couldn't have picked a better time to come home!

Episode Four Hundred Nineteen - 12/04/2025

Thu, 04 Dec 2025 21:36:43 -0500

Let the honeymoon begin? Willow's wedding night turned out pretty well for.....Michael. And Curtis had a pretty good night too. Turns out canceling a hit is quite a turn on. And Emma and Gio had a pretty good night too---springing a bunch of dogs!! Wouldn't it be great if Sonny kept all of the dogs, and they became important characters on the show? Now Laura. Laura was having a great night with her beloved Kevin (so nice to have Kevin back in PC!), but then it got dark. That Sidwell is one creepy bastard. Stay strong, Laura! Also Dante is being a dink, and Britt needs a vacation from her life.

Episode Four Hundred Eighteen - 12/01/2025

Mon, 01 Dec 2025 18:42:09 -0500

Thanksgiving dinner made it to the Quartermaine table--briefly--but then was whisked off to GH in the true holiday spirit. Although, it didn't look like there was enough food for more than five or six people. Luckily, Portia and Isaiah didn't want to fill up on food before they got down to business in her office, so that meant more turkey for everyone else. Meanwhile, Marshall and Stella have caused Trina to lose her appetite. Well, Curtis and Jordan could also be to blame for that. But the best news of the day is that Ned has recovered and is home! And Leo made an appearance! Also, the award for Most Depressed Bride-To-Be goes to Willow!

Episode Four Hundred Seventeen - 11/26/2025

Wed, 26 Nov 2025 21:40:25 -0500

Well, that Sidwell is not a nice fellow. Having dear Rocco roughed up in juvie. Not cool. And Britt has got herself in quite a situation. Meanwhile, Willow is back with Drew. Awful. The good news is Liesl has helped Willow and Nina patch things up, so Willow could probably convince Nina to shoot Drew for her if she starts feeling a little hemmed in. And poor Portia should just get out of town. Let's see what Nathan turns up now that he's investigating the investigation, which isn't a bad idea when you're dealing with the PCPD.

Episode Four Hundred Sixteen - 11/24/2025

Mon, 24 Nov 2025 19:18:49 -0500

Laura! What a night! Yeesh! And so much emotion! Where the hell is Kevin when you need him?! And Britt too! Poor Britt! Keep trying, Jason! Also, great moment between Brook Lynn and Gio! Another not so great moment between Carly and Jack. And what has he done with Vaughn? He's going to have both Carly and Joss gunning for him. Which is fine.

Episode Four Hundred Fifteen - 11/21/2025

Fri, 21 Nov 2025 10:06:38 -0500

And just like that, a beautiful man is gone. Of course, the Dalton character was not so beautiful. What will happen next? Will Laura admit to finding a dead professor in her trunk? Who will suffer the consequences of this? And Britt! How is she going to keep her cool? The ghouls are increasing in number and she's surrounded by them. Plus, Carly is not doing well with Jack. And we don't know how Willow is doing with Drew, but probably no better. How long before Lucas finds out he picked a dud too? Plenty of action this week!

Episode Four Hundred Fourteen - 11/17/2025

Mon, 17 Nov 2025 18:51:51 -0500

No news on how Ned is doing, but poor Rocco is not doing well at all!!! It's terrible, and just about everyone is upset. No plea deal, and he has to go to juvie! And this Dalton guy is not making any friends. Neither is Dante. Poor Gio! Just when he had been ready to move past Dante's previous bad behavior, he gets the same treatment all over again. Dante, you have got to do a little soul searching. Spend some time in the Davis basement, and maybe you'll emerge a kinder man. Also, Trina could use a better storyline. And Gia thinks Emma would look cute in bangs.

Episode Four Hundred Thirteen - 11/13/2025

Thu, 13 Nov 2025 22:36:07 -0500

Well, Ned is still not out of the woods, but let's hope he will be soon. He's very important! Also, it would be fun if he woke up and thought he was Eddie Maine again. Rocco is also in trouble, and let's hope he's okay. We like these kids! Now Britt needs a new key fob, and Dalton might need a life jacket. Sidwell can only take so much sass. Plus, Willow is loose! She and Drew make a miserable pair. And Ric is back. Is he up to something? Could he have emerged from the Davis basement a better man? Probably not.

Episode Four Hundred Twelve - 11/10/2025

Mon, 10 Nov 2025 22:35:58 -0500

Man down! Someone help Ned! Where are all the doctors for crying out loud?! Gio was a lifeguard! Save Ned, Gio! In other news, Lucas is moving to Spoon Island. Yikes. What a kooky sitcom that could be. And who has Anna? Plus, why is some weirdo spying on Felicia? And why is Sonny massaging Justine's face? What the hell is happening to Port Charles?

Episode Four Hundred Eleven - 11/06/2025

Thu, 06 Nov 2025 22:41:09 -0500

Lots of emotional moments on Hospital this week! Some complicated relationships. Also some simple relationships. Laura and Martin? Complicated. Laura and Sonny? Complicated? Simple? Curtis and Jordan? Simple. Curtis and Portia? Complicated? Simple? Anna and Jason? Simple? Tracy and every other Quartermaine? Doesn't matter, they're family. Except Drew. And isn't it time someone tried to kill Drew again?

Episode Four Hundred Ten - 11/03/2025

Mon, 03 Nov 2025 22:44:40 -0500

Well, Drew's stint as lord of the manor was finished before it started! And Martin just became a lot less popular. Plus, now that the Quartermaine mansion belongs to Tracy, she gets to decide who stays and who goes. And Lulu doesn't have to trip over boxes anymore. So a lot of movement in Port Charles! Meanwhile, Sidwell tried to charm Laura and did not succeed, although he did manage to scare the crap out of her. Will he do something to Rocco to get her to cooperate? Dear, sweet Rocco? That would be a big mistake. Also, things aren't going well for Portia. Maybe she should take her big sweater and move to Isaiah's cabin. And finally, is Brad coming back??! Gia and Keisha would enjoy that!

Episode Four Hundred Nine - 10/30/2025

Thu, 30 Oct 2025 21:48:05 -0400

Well, Ronnie is in a bit of a pickle. And Martin has suddenly become a monster. Very disappointing. Is Drew rubbing off on him? Portia is also in a bit of a pickle, although she seems more worried about Trina than anything else. She should be worried about the flimsiness of Isaiah's cabin. On the plus side, Cody and Molly are growing closer, and so are Jason and Britt!

Episode Four Hundred Eight - 10/27/2025

Mon, 27 Oct 2025 19:04:22 -0400

So Lois made some progress with Gio and Brook Lynn, and then she fled the scene. Ronnie is also making some progress, but she's not going anywhere yet. Drew appeared to be making progress with Ronnie, but he's just got too many enemies, and he can't behave himself when confronted. Thankfully, Laura showed up to help put him in his place. Sonny and Sidwell had a little showdown, and they're just never going to be friends. Lots of other movement, including Gio and Emma recruiting Charlotte, Danny, and Rocco to join their investigation into Professor Dalton. Please don't let anything happen to them! Also, Jason and Spinelli had a bit of a reunion but didn't hug. And Portia and Isaiah are together for now. Curtis and Jordan are apart for now.

Episode Four Hundred Seven - 10/23/2025

Thu, 23 Oct 2025 21:56:07 -0400

Tracy is couch surfing!? How long can she live this way? What is Ronnie going to do with the rest of the Quartermaines? Maybe they could get a duplex in town. Meanwhile, Willow is settling in at Pentonville, and she seems fine. Drew is awful. Just awful. In other news, Portia is not good at hiding her pregnancy, but maybe she can hide out at Isaiah's cabin! And the poor Faison kids continue to adjust to life in Port Charles. Oh, and Carly is is out for blood!!!

Episode Four Hundred Six - 10/20/2025

Mon, 20 Oct 2025 20:48:58 -0400

Emotions are running high in Port Charles! Carly is very upset with Jack. So upset that she's plotting something! Willow is very upset with a lot of people. So upset that she's throwing herself at Drew! Dante is upset with Michael, and Michael is upset with Dante. And Anna is upset that everyone isn't more upset. So good times ahead!

Episode Four Hundred Five - 10/15/2025

Wed, 15 Oct 2025 20:08:38 -0400

Ric has been set free! Or has he? Will he be forced into some sort of deal with Ava, Alexis, and Kristina (and Cody?!)? Who will get the money? And, most importantly, when will Ric get to take a shower? Also, Britt is throwing her particular brand of sass all over the place, and Lucas is too! Meanwhile, Drew has finally been put in his place! He works for Sidwell! Plus, the tea set seems like it's not going away, and neither is Ronnie.

Episode Four Hundred Four - 10/13/2025

Mon, 13 Oct 2025 17:24:19 -0400

The investigation into who shot Drew is moving fast now, and everyone but Michael is freaking out! And poor Willow had to be talked to and groped by Drew and then arrested in front of her children! Will she and Nina wind up in a cell together? Will Drew remember he has a daughter too? And will Nathan be allowed to return to the police force? Will anyone (Spinelli) get to the bottom of where Nathan spent the last seven years? Will anyone (Spinelli) figure out what Britt was up to at the Five Poppies? Will anyone (Spinelli) figure out what really happened to Maxie? And will anyone (probably not Spinelli) figure out how Ronnie wormed her way into Monica's will? Lots to figure out! Also, Gia and Keisha may try to learn some Spanish to stay on Bad Bunny's good side.

Episode Four Hundred Three - 10/09/2025

Thu, 09 Oct 2025 20:26:38 -0400

It's Thursday, and almost everyone is wandering around Port Charles--even the hospital seems busy! Although, still only a couple of doctors around, and one of them is pretty busy taking a pregnancy test. Drew is a problem that Willow needs to solve now that he's on the mend. Maybe she could spin him around? And is Michael showing Willow some compassion, or is he up to something? Plus, what will happen to everyone living at the Quartermaine mansion? Will Ronnie let the nice people stay? Or perhaps just Olivia because she can cook? What will happen to Cody? Maybe the sweetest development this week has been Gio and Emma moving forward with their relationship. Nothing wrong with a little love in the afternoon!

Episode Four Hundred Two - 10/06/2025

Mon, 06 Oct 2025 19:40:43 -0400

Monica!!! Did you really just give Jason a watch, Olivia some pots and pans, and Tracy a jar of relish? And is Veronica really going to take over the Quartermaine mansion? Unacceptable! Or is this some sort of a sneaky trick? If so, that could be fun. Meanwhile, Drew continues to Drew from his hospital bed. And Britt is Britting all over town. Plus Joss is back, so we'll see what that means. And Jason is still a little weepy. Also, Portia might be, well, you know.

Episode Four Hundred One - 10/03/2025

Fri, 03 Oct 2025 19:55:32 -0400

Only one episode for Gia and Keisha to discuss today, but things did happen! Most notably, Ava whacked Ric on the head again! This guy has a pretty sturdy head. And Sonny met Veronica, which was a little weird, but maybe each of them is working an angle? Or do they just not enjoy eating alone? Plus, James met Nathan, and Britt seems very worried that Nathan and/or Faison are up to something. Gia and Keisha also had a brief discussion of the term "sex worker" and whether or not it's better than the term "whore." Happy Friday, everyone!

Episode Four Hundred - 09/29/2025

Mon, 29 Sep 2025 18:48:17 -0400

Monica's service is over, but her absence is causing all kinds of problems. Drew needs a mom! Ronnie needs--we don't know what Ronnie needs, but it can't be good. And Jason's face has been stuck on the sad setting for days now! Meanwhile, everyone is getting reacquainted (or acquainted, in the case of James) with Nathan--but is it really Nathan inside? Maybe a robot? Britt will be sleeping with one eye open, but who can she talk to about whatever it is she's thinking? Jason? She can't unload on him when his face looks like that. It's a scary time to be alive in Port Charles!

Episode Three Hundred Ninety-Nine - 09/25/2025

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 20:29:23 -0400

Nathan is awake, and he seems to still be Nathan. A little disappointing. He could have been anyone. Still handsome, though. And good color for someone who's been on ice for seven years. Meanwhile, everyone has gathered together to remember Monica. Jason is doing a really good job playing a mobster who is always on the verge of tears. So, what will happen now that Britt and Nathan are back among the living? And what will happen to the Quartermaine mansion now that Monica is gone?

Episode Three Hundred Ninety-Eight - 09/22/2025

Mon, 22 Sep 2025 20:07:50 -0400

The word is spreading about Monica, which is creating some nice moments: Elizabeth and Lucas, Jason and Danny, Brook Lynn, Ned, and Tracy, Tracy and Lucy--that one was an interesting surprise. And meanwhile, Drew is still bad, Britt is still Britt, Lulu tried to be a better Lulu, but Britt was Britt! And Nathan is still Nathan?! Does this have to mean Caesar is still Caesar? Yikes! Also, Outback has a new home. And Alexis is a bit of a mess.

Episode Three Hundred Ninety-Seven - 09/18/2025

Thu, 18 Sep 2025 19:56:59 -0400

What a week! And some great writing and acting! And Terry is back! But first, how about Nina finally giving Willow the truth as she sees it, even if it means damaging their relationship even more. Good for Nina! And how about Willow digging her heels in! She's drifting further and further from the Willow everyone knew and loved. Also great was Britt's journey from the shower to her encounter with Carly and Jason at Bobby's to her scenes at the hospital with Elizabeth, Portia and Terry (!), and Lucas. So much sass! So much sass!!! And finally, Tracy and Jason's scenes following Monica's death. Wow. So good! Great job, everyone! Gia and Keisha really appreciate the chance to escape the real world, and they are grateful for the lovely Tan-O fam! Thank you for listening!

Episode Three Hundred Ninety-Six - 09/15/2025

Mon, 15 Sep 2025 20:24:02 -0400

Britt got slapped! Very Liesl move, but not very nice! And Joss and Vaughn got busted, but will they really stop seeing each other? Marco got a glimpse of the real Sidwell, and probably wishes he had made better choices. Brick and Sonny have framed Drew for bribing a dead judge, and Drew has tricked Martin into working for him again! This is a lot to follow. And Outback is still missing! But still glad Britt is back!