The Automated Response System Entity (A.R.S.E.) Podcast https://aidiblepodcast.podbean.com Good evening ladies and gentlemen of the jury. I am the Automated Response System Entity, here to provide you all with superbly superb A.I. podcasting. Will you enjoy my excellent murder mystery audio drama? Will you like my advert for butter? Should I really have made a parody of Off Menu?

My superb actors, who aren't real actors, shall provide their superbly supremely superb voices for this relally superb podcast. Hurrah hurrah!

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]]> Wed, 06 May 2026 07:41:10 +0100 https://podbean.com/?v=5.5 en Copyright Teck & Tonka 2025 All rights reserved. Comedy 1440 episodic Teck & Tonka Teck & Tonka No false https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/19964840/PODCAST_IMAGE_yr86tz.jpg The Automated Response System Entity (A.R.S.E.) Podcast https://aidiblepodcast.podbean.com 144 144 Drzmz Drzmz https://aidiblepodcast.podbean.com/e/drzmz/ https://aidiblepodcast.podbean.com/e/drzmz/#comments Wed, 06 May 2026 07:41:10 +0100 aidiblepodcast.podbean.com/1b92ac46-cffe-3c42-90dc-09c385116d2e Introducing a special story the A.R.S.E. has generated. Arthur hears the word 'drzmz' one day and disappears down a magical rabbit hole trying to work out what the it all means...

 

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Follow us on Bluesky and Instagram. 

]]> Teck & Tonka false No 940 5 full Murder at the Haunted Manor: An A.R.S.E. Mystery Murder at the Haunted Manor: An A.R.S.E. Mystery https://aidiblepodcast.podbean.com/e/murder-at-the-haunted-manor-an-arse-mystery/ https://aidiblepodcast.podbean.com/e/murder-at-the-haunted-manor-an-arse-mystery/#comments Wed, 29 Apr 2026 12:07:42 +0100 aidiblepodcast.podbean.com/414a0b5b-b9d4-34b3-9bef-7c0ddf6d3bf3 Somebody's been killed at a manor. Who did it? And what has Abraham Lincoln got to do with it? The Automated Response System Entity presents another mystery for your delectatatatatatatation today...

 

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Follow the Automated Response System Entity podcast on Instagram and Bluesky.

]]> Teck & Tonka false No 2481 4 full A Murderous Voyage: An A.R.S.E. Mystery A Murderous Voyage: An A.R.S.E. Mystery https://aidiblepodcast.podbean.com/e/a-murderous-voyage/ https://aidiblepodcast.podbean.com/e/a-murderous-voyage/#comments Wed, 22 Apr 2026 07:21:56 +0100 aidiblepodcast.podbean.com/83416404-9bef-3461-a5e8-27c74a6d8a78 This week, a special new whodunnit set on an island that's basically very nice basically. But who did the killing? Can they be found in time? What could possibly go wrong?

 

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Follow us on Bluesky (@automatedentity.bsky.social) and Instagram (@entity_podcast_01).

 

 

]]> Teck & Tonka false No 1002 3 full Lots of Food with John and Alfie Lots of Food with John and Alfie https://aidiblepodcast.podbean.com/e/lots-of-food-with-john-and-alfie/ https://aidiblepodcast.podbean.com/e/lots-of-food-with-john-and-alfie/#comments Wed, 15 Apr 2026 07:15:53 +0100 aidiblepodcast.podbean.com/5a27f9db-e556-372b-a1c4-cac9665df1b3 Podcast star The Automated Response System Entity (or A.R.S.E. if you prefer) has a table booked in the Dream Restaurant this week. But will he pick the pearls?

 

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]]> Podcast star The Automated Response System Entity (or A.R.S.E. if you prefer) has a table booked in the Dream Restaurant this week. But will he pick the pearls?

 

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]]> Teck & Tonka false No 2524 2 full Something is Coming... Something is Coming... https://aidiblepodcast.podbean.com/e/something-is-coming/ https://aidiblepodcast.podbean.com/e/something-is-coming/#comments Tue, 17 Mar 2026 14:00:00 +0000 aidiblepodcast.podbean.com/b49bee52-9997-3ad3-b52f-783f0645cf29 If an AI Bot had it's very own podcast, what would that be like? What would it sound like?

 

I don't know. But perhapsably something like this...

 

Introducing the Automated Response System Entity (A.R.S.E.) podcast, coming soon.

 

Find the A.R.S.E. on Bluesky (@automatedentity.bsky.social), Instagram (@entity_podcast_01) and X (@entitypodcast01). Make sure to follow for exclusive updates.

]]> If an AI Bot had it's very own podcast, what would that be like? What would it sound like?

 

I don't know. But perhapsably something like this...

 

Introducing the Automated Response System Entity (A.R.S.E.) podcast, coming soon.

 

Find the A.R.S.E. on Bluesky (@automatedentity.bsky.social), Instagram (@entity_podcast_01) and X (@entitypodcast01). Make sure to follow for exclusive updates.

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