What the Actual Drake https://Whattheactualdrake.podbean.com Welcome to What the Actual Drake, the podcast where Ashley and Greg Drake try to make sense of adulthood in real time — with zero filters, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of laughter. From marriage and parenting to personal growth, petty arguments, and the everyday curveballs that keep life interesting, nothing is off‑limits, and everything is fair game.

This isn’t a highlight reel. It’s the messy, honest, hilarious version of life that usually stays behind closed doors — except the Drakes hit record. If you’ve ever wondered whether everyone else is just winging it too, the answer is yes… and these two are living proof.

Pull up a chair, pour a drink, and join the chaos. It’s about to get Drake‑level real.

]]> Tue, 26 May 2026 08:00:00 -0500 https://podbean.com/?v=5.5 en Copyright 2026 All rights reserved. Kids & Family:Parenting 1440 episodic Welcome to What the Actual Drake, the podcast where Ashley and Greg Drake try to make sense of adulthood in real time — with zero filters, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of laughter. From marriage and parenting to personal growth, petty arguments, and the everyday curveballs that keep life interesting, nothing is off‑limits and everything is fair game. This isn’t a highlight reel. It’s the messy, honest, hilarious version of life that usually stays behind closed doors — except the Drakes hit record. If you’ve ever wondered whether everyone else is just winging it too, the answer is yes… and these two are living proof. Pull up a chair, pour a drink, and join the chaos. It’s about to get Drake‑level real. Ashley & Greg Ashley & Greg No true https://feed.podbean.com/Whattheactualdrake/feed.xml https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/20942838/Logo_3000_x_3000_agnimd.png What the Actual Drake https://Whattheactualdrake.podbean.com 144 144 Encrypted Gains & Digital Chains Encrypted Gains & Digital Chains https://Whattheactualdrake.podbean.com/e/encrypted-gains-digital-chains/ https://Whattheactualdrake.podbean.com/e/encrypted-gains-digital-chains/#comments Tue, 19 May 2026 06:00:00 -0500 Whattheactualdrake.podbean.com/ab8a9d3f-11ec-350b-bfc2-4d2b084cc54e In this episode, we dive headfirst into the digital age, where AI is evolving faster than most people can keep up, and figuring out what’s real online is becoming almost impossible. From there, the conversation turns darker. public surveillance, the slow disappearance of privacy, and what it means to live in a world where we’re constantly watched, tracked, and analyzed.

Also, we cover Meta Platforms and the controversy surrounding changes to Instagram's encryption, and what that could mean for the future of online communication. Lastly, we get into gym culture and Greg’s recent gym experiences/reviews.

This is not in order. A mix of health, technology, culture, and conspiracy-adjacent reality checks. This episode goes everywhere. Hop on.

]]> In this episode, we dive headfirst into the digital age, where AI is evolving faster than most people can keep up, and figuring out what’s real online is becoming almost impossible. From there, the conversation turns darker. public surveillance, the slow disappearance of privacy, and what it means to live in a world where we’re constantly watched, tracked, and analyzed.

Also, we cover Meta Platforms and the controversy surrounding changes to Instagram's encryption, and what that could mean for the future of online communication. Lastly, we get into gym culture and Greg’s recent gym experiences/reviews.

This is not in order. A mix of health, technology, culture, and conspiracy-adjacent reality checks. This episode goes everywhere. Hop on.

]]> In this episode, we dive headfirst into the digital age, where AI is evolving faster than most people can keep up, and figuring out what’s real online is becoming almost impossible. From there, the conversation turns darker. public surveillance, the slow disappearance of privacy, and what it means to live in a world where we’re constantly watched, tracked, and analyzed. Also, we cover Meta Platforms and the controversy surrounding changes to Instagram’s encryption, and what that could mean for the future of online communication. Lastly, we get into gym culture and Greg’s recent gym experiences/reviews. This is not in order. A mix of health, technology, culture, and conspiracy-adjacent reality checks. This episode goes everywhere. Hop on. Ashley & Greg true No 4440 1 10 full We Went to the Zoo and Then Planned Our Divorce We Went to the Zoo and Then Planned Our Divorce https://Whattheactualdrake.podbean.com/e/we-went-to-the-zoo-and-then-planned-our-divorce/ https://Whattheactualdrake.podbean.com/e/we-went-to-the-zoo-and-then-planned-our-divorce/#comments Tue, 05 May 2026 06:00:00 -0500 Whattheactualdrake.podbean.com/8a625b02-aab2-3a1a-869b-8e40e224b04d In this week’s episode, we take a laid-back stroll through our weekend: from a fun adventure at the zoo, to reflecting on the progress of our health/fitness  journeys. We also dive into Greg’s latest TV obsessions and what we’d do if we ever got a divorce.🤣 Tune in for a cozy, candid catch-up on all things life.

]]> In this week’s episode, we take a laid-back stroll through our weekend: from a fun adventure at the zoo, to reflecting on the progress of our health/fitness  journeys. We also dive into Greg’s latest TV obsessions and what we’d do if we ever got a divorce.🤣 Tune in for a cozy, candid catch-up on all things life.

]]> In this week’s episode, we take a laid-back stroll through our weekend: from a fun adventure at the zoo, to reflecting on the progress of our health/fitness journeys. We also dive into Greg’s latest TV obsessions and what we’d do if we ever got a divorce.🤣 Tune in for a cozy, candid catch-up on all things life. Ashley & Greg true No 4481 1 9 full The Fed, the Fear, and the Freakin’ Sausages The Fed, the Fear, and the Freakin’ Sausages https://Whattheactualdrake.podbean.com/e/the-fed-the-fear-and-the-freakin-sausages/ https://Whattheactualdrake.podbean.com/e/the-fed-the-fear-and-the-freakin-sausages/#comments Tue, 28 Apr 2026 13:53:54 -0500 Whattheactualdrake.podbean.com/5ed9e186-e97d-36d9-8d27-32f7cc46ba39 This mid-morning episode leans into the fuckery surrounding the Federal Reserve, exploring the conspiracy theories that claim it’s quietly controlling the economy behind the scenes. We connect the dots between money, power, and government corruption—asking how much is truth and how much is speculation.

 

And because we refuse to take ourselves too seriously, we close it out with a few laughs about Yoga Hosers—because somehow tiny Nazi bratwursts and economic policy go hand in hand..

]]> This mid-morning episode leans into the fuckery surrounding the Federal Reserve, exploring the conspiracy theories that claim it’s quietly controlling the economy behind the scenes. We connect the dots between money, power, and government corruption—asking how much is truth and how much is speculation.

 

And because we refuse to take ourselves too seriously, we close it out with a few laughs about Yoga Hosers—because somehow tiny Nazi bratwursts and economic policy go hand in hand..

]]> This mid-morning episode leans into the fuckery surrounding the Federal Reserve, exploring the conspiracy theories that claim it’s quietly controlling the economy behind the scenes. We connect the dots between money, power, and government corruption—asking how much is truth and how much is speculation. And because we refuse to take ourselves too seriously, we close it out with a few laughs about Yoga Hosers—because somehow tiny Nazi bratwursts and economic policy go hand in hand.. Ashley & Greg true No 69 1 8 full Everything, Nothing, and Whatever This Is Everything, Nothing, and Whatever This Is https://Whattheactualdrake.podbean.com/e/everything-nothing-and-whatever-this-is/ https://Whattheactualdrake.podbean.com/e/everything-nothing-and-whatever-this-is/#comments Tue, 21 Apr 2026 06:00:00 -0500 Whattheactualdrake.podbean.com/7279622e-60a2-30cd-9eff-92cd64182d15 It’s late, we’re tired, and somehow that’s when the best (and worst) ideas hit. In this episode, we spiral through conspiracy theories, random “what if” scenarios, and the kind of chaotic conversations that only make sense after midnight. From mildly believable to completely unhinged, nothing is off limits—and somehow we connect it all back to real life (sort of).  

 

Grab a snack, get cozy, and join us for a no-filter, sleep-deprived deep dive into… well, everything.

]]> It’s late, we’re tired, and somehow that’s when the best (and worst) ideas hit. In this episode, we spiral through conspiracy theories, random “what if” scenarios, and the kind of chaotic conversations that only make sense after midnight. From mildly believable to completely unhinged, nothing is off limits—and somehow we connect it all back to real life (sort of).  

 

Grab a snack, get cozy, and join us for a no-filter, sleep-deprived deep dive into… well, everything.

]]> Ashley & Greg true No 5578 7 full Launching Into Space… and Trauma Launching Into Space… and Trauma https://Whattheactualdrake.podbean.com/e/launching-into-space%e2%80%a6-and-trauma/ https://Whattheactualdrake.podbean.com/e/launching-into-space%e2%80%a6-and-trauma/#comments Tue, 14 Apr 2026 06:00:00 -0500 Whattheactualdrake.podbean.com/d687a32b-0005-37e8-a83f-8ddb1959b26c This episode is a little bit of everything—in the best way. We kick things off with the Artemis 2 mission, the future of space exploration, and the UFL's expansion into Oklahoma. Then we get real, sharing personal experiences about growing up poor and navigating the challenges of becoming teen parents.

From there, we lighten things up with a chat about upcoming movies we’re excited for, touch on some current news, and wrap it all together with the kind of random, unfiltered conversations that make this podcast what it is.

It’s honest, a little chaotic, and totally relatable—just like life. 

]]> This episode is a little bit of everything—in the best way. We kick things off with the Artemis 2 mission, the future of space exploration, and the UFL's expansion into Oklahoma. Then we get real, sharing personal experiences about growing up poor and navigating the challenges of becoming teen parents.

From there, we lighten things up with a chat about upcoming movies we’re excited for, touch on some current news, and wrap it all together with the kind of random, unfiltered conversations that make this podcast what it is.

It’s honest, a little chaotic, and totally relatable—just like life. 

]]> This episode is a little bit of everything—in the best way. We kick things off with the Artemis 2 mission, the future of space exploration, and the UFL’s expansion into Oklahoma. Then we get real, sharing personal experiences about growing up poor and navigating the challenges of becoming teen parents. From there, we lighten things up with a chat about upcoming movies we’re excited for, touch on some current news, and wrap it all together with the kind of random, unfiltered conversations that make this podcast what it is. It’s honest, a little chaotic, and totally relatable—just like life. Ashley & Greg true No 5640 1 6 full Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. https://Whattheactualdrake.podbean.com/e/your-children-will-be-placed-in-the-custody-of-carls-jr/ https://Whattheactualdrake.podbean.com/e/your-children-will-be-placed-in-the-custody-of-carls-jr/#comments Tue, 07 Apr 2026 06:00:00 -0500 Whattheactualdrake.podbean.com/6e9e1665-c59e-3169-a479-65b00d074910 This episode is a chaotic mix of real-life frustrations and hilarious hot takes. We start with the ups and downs of corporate life—from workplace politics to drama that makes you question everything (and everyone).

 

Then we take a sharp turn into conspiracy territory, unpacking theories about “big food” and what might really be going on behind the scenes of what we eat. To top it all off, we connect the dots to Idiocracy- because honestly… is it starting to feel a little too real?

 

It’s relatable, a little unhinged, and guaranteed to make you laugh while side-eyeing the world just a bit more.

]]> This episode is a chaotic mix of real-life frustrations and hilarious hot takes. We start with the ups and downs of corporate life—from workplace politics to drama that makes you question everything (and everyone).

 

Then we take a sharp turn into conspiracy territory, unpacking theories about “big food” and what might really be going on behind the scenes of what we eat. To top it all off, we connect the dots to Idiocracy- because honestly… is it starting to feel a little too real?

 

It’s relatable, a little unhinged, and guaranteed to make you laugh while side-eyeing the world just a bit more.

]]> This episode is a chaotic mix of real-life frustrations and hilarious hot takes. We start with the ups and downs of corporate life—from workplace politics to drama that makes you question everything (and everyone). Then we take a sharp turn into conspiracy territory, unpacking theories about “big food” and what might really be going on behind the scenes of what we eat. To top it all off, we connect the dots to Idiocracy- because honestly… is it starting to feel a little too real? It’s relatable, a little unhinged, and guaranteed to make you laugh while side-eyeing the world just a bit more. Ashley & Greg true No 5800 1 5 full From Fitness Myths to Global Messes: A Very Real Conversation From Fitness Myths to Global Messes: A Very Real Conversation https://Whattheactualdrake.podbean.com/e/from-fitness-myths-to-global-messes-a-very-real-conversation/ https://Whattheactualdrake.podbean.com/e/from-fitness-myths-to-global-messes-a-very-real-conversation/#comments Tue, 31 Mar 2026 05:45:00 -0500 Whattheactualdrake.podbean.com/a64e83d7-7e3c-3133-911b-8fdb0acb7f2a In this episode, we dive into a wide range of conversations—from the latest health and fitness ‘trends’ to how Gen Z and Millennials are clashing over everything from work to worldviews. We also unpack current events, including the ongoing war, and take a hard look at why, despite all the turmoil, we still can’t just bomb our way out of conflict. It’s a thought-provoking, slightly unfiltered ride—tune in!

]]> In this episode, we dive into a wide range of conversations—from the latest health and fitness ‘trends’ to how Gen Z and Millennials are clashing over everything from work to worldviews. We also unpack current events, including the ongoing war, and take a hard look at why, despite all the turmoil, we still can’t just bomb our way out of conflict. It’s a thought-provoking, slightly unfiltered ride—tune in!

]]> In this episode, we dive into a wide range of conversations—from the latest health and fitness ‘trends’ to how Gen Z and Millennials are clashing over everything from work to worldviews. We also unpack current events, including the ongoing war, and take a hard look at why, despite all the turmoil, we still can’t just bomb our way out of conflict. It’s a thought-provoking, slightly unfiltered ride—tune in! Ashley & Greg true No 7440 1 4 full I shouldn’t have to ask for help I shouldn’t have to ask for help https://Whattheactualdrake.podbean.com/e/i-shouldn-t-have-to-ask-for-help/ https://Whattheactualdrake.podbean.com/e/i-shouldn-t-have-to-ask-for-help/#comments Thu, 26 Mar 2026 05:30:00 -0500 Whattheactualdrake.podbean.com/af902b64-4d2c-3a56-a5b3-9eb072fa3cdf In episode three, Ash and Greg deep dive into designer drugs (peptides), diabesity, epic gym visits, and a heavily debated “I shouldn’t have to ask for help”. Grab a snack and settle it for the most recent episode of What the Actual Drake. 

]]> In episode three, Ash and Greg deep dive into designer drugs (peptides), diabesity, epic gym visits, and a heavily debated “I shouldn’t have to ask for help”. Grab a snack and settle it for the most recent episode of What the Actual Drake. 

]]> In episode three, Ash and Greg deep dive into designer drugs (peptides), diabesity, epic gym visits, and a heavily debated “I shouldn’t have to ask for help”. Grab a snack and settle it for the most recent episode of What the Actual Drake. Ashley & Greg true No 75 1 3 full Episode 2 Episode 2 https://Whattheactualdrake.podbean.com/e/episode-2/ https://Whattheactualdrake.podbean.com/e/episode-2/#comments Thu, 19 Mar 2026 07:06:06 -0500 Whattheactualdrake.podbean.com/f023212c-ed49-3784-9d74-0a124ad6e2b2 A chill end‑of‑day debrief that somehow turns into work rants, Ashley refusing to understand anime, Greg planning international adventures, and the shocking discovery that renting a grandpa is apparently a thing.

]]> A chill end‑of‑day debrief that somehow turns into work rants, Ashley refusing to understand anime, Greg planning international adventures, and the shocking discovery that renting a grandpa is apparently a thing.

]]> A chill end‑of‑day debrief that somehow turns into work rants, Ashley refusing to understand anime, Greg planning international adventures, and the shocking discovery that renting a grandpa is apparently a thing. Ashley & Greg true No 105 1 2 full Episode 1 Episode 1 https://Whattheactualdrake.podbean.com/e/episode-1/ https://Whattheactualdrake.podbean.com/e/episode-1/#comments Sun, 15 Mar 2026 09:21:46 -0500 Whattheactualdrake.podbean.com/b0d30336-3ef9-3cbd-b98c-991d01fcbb2e Tip Culture, Planetary, Only Friends Work!

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