Today On... https://www.todayonpodcast.com Just two normal guy guys who talk about nothing a whole lot, one has AU/ADHD, the other is schizophrenic, join us for some fun absolutely UN-serious karma farming IRL.

]]> Mon, 02 Feb 2026 11:15:38 -0800 https://podbean.com/?v=5.5 en us Copyright 2025 All rights reserved. Comedy 1440 episodic Damien Carter Damien Carter No true https://www.todayonpodcast.com/feed.xml https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/20344215/15409980_1175852642467973_35362489_o_1_ad2bj.jpg Today On... https://www.todayonpodcast.com 144 144 Daddies made you some hot wet content Daddies made you some hot wet content https://www.todayonpodcast.com/e/daddies-made-you-some-hot-wet-content/ https://www.todayonpodcast.com/e/daddies-made-you-some-hot-wet-content/#comments Mon, 02 Feb 2026 11:15:38 -0800 TodayOn.podbean.com/8d53c5ca-5442-3318-8808-cb8bc7fe297e Hey guys, this is my first time doing a description without AI so bear with me… we still don’t know what we’re doing, WELCOME TO SEASON 3! Bigger! Sexier! Still cut… You can’t really grow back a foreskin between seasons like that.      Today we talk about: Minding the gap, How Aaron died but then he got better, we touch on current events because we know they touch you (usually inappropriately), with a little bit of fun banter about AI making us dumber. A perfect listen for your morning drive.

]]> Hey guys, this is my first time doing a description without AI so bear with me… we still don’t know what we’re doing, WELCOME TO SEASON 3! Bigger! Sexier! Still cut… You can’t really grow back a foreskin between seasons like that.  
  
Today we talk about: Minding the gap, How Aaron died but then he got better, we touch on current events because we know they touch you (usually inappropriately), with a little bit of fun banter about AI making us dumber. A perfect listen for your morning drive.

]]> Damien Carter true No 1628 3 1 full The Lowest Effort Episode Ever The Lowest Effort Episode Ever https://www.todayonpodcast.com/e/the-lowest-effort-episode-ever/ https://www.todayonpodcast.com/e/the-lowest-effort-episode-ever/#comments Mon, 14 Apr 2025 19:48:34 -0700 TodayOn.podbean.com/1affcf60-7665-3298-bbaf-01c723c9a0e0 Join Aaron and Damien as they navigate a chaotic and hilariously low-effort episode. They dive into life updates since the previous episode, exploring everything from medical appointments to the nuances of healthcare. The conversation takes unexpected turns, touching on personal anecdotes, from caffeine habits to humorous tales of home improvement and therapeutic rants.

Despite their exhaustion, Aaron and Damien's chemistry shines through their unique brand of humor, tackling topics like pop culture, economic disparities, and the absurdities of daily life. This episode promises laughter, relatable realness, and unfiltered discussions from a couple you just can't help but love.

]]> Join Aaron and Damien as they navigate a chaotic and hilariously low-effort episode. They dive into life updates since the previous episode, exploring everything from medical appointments to the nuances of healthcare. The conversation takes unexpected turns, touching on personal anecdotes, from caffeine habits to humorous tales of home improvement and therapeutic rants.

Despite their exhaustion, Aaron and Damien's chemistry shines through their unique brand of humor, tackling topics like pop culture, economic disparities, and the absurdities of daily life. This episode promises laughter, relatable realness, and unfiltered discussions from a couple you just can't help but love.

]]> Damien Carter true No 2691 6 full Banter, Love, and a Mix of Awkwardness Banter, Love, and a Mix of Awkwardness https://www.todayonpodcast.com/e/banter-love-and-a-mix-of-awkwardness/ https://www.todayonpodcast.com/e/banter-love-and-a-mix-of-awkwardness/#comments Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:49:58 -0700 TodayOn.podbean.com/fd7a86bc-ed38-33e2-8c3a-fc34446e945f Join Aaron and Dee as they navigate through a series of candid and unfiltered discussions in this episode. Starting with humorous banter about daily life and gaming, the duo transitions into deeper topics, sharing personal experiences that range from the intimate to the outright awkward.

Aaron and Dee also delve into light-hearted conversations about their relationship dynamics and shared love for gaming. Alongside this, they tackle more serious issues, including ADHD challenges and health concerns, with a sprinkling of humor throughout.

The episode weaves through seemingly unrelated topics, bringing together a mix of personal anecdotes, cheeky humor, and the occasional delve into social observations, ensuring a lively and engaging listen.

]]> Join Aaron and Dee as they navigate through a series of candid and unfiltered discussions in this episode. Starting with humorous banter about daily life and gaming, the duo transitions into deeper topics, sharing personal experiences that range from the intimate to the outright awkward.

Aaron and Dee also delve into light-hearted conversations about their relationship dynamics and shared love for gaming. Alongside this, they tackle more serious issues, including ADHD challenges and health concerns, with a sprinkling of humor throughout.

The episode weaves through seemingly unrelated topics, bringing together a mix of personal anecdotes, cheeky humor, and the occasional delve into social observations, ensuring a lively and engaging listen.

]]> Damien Carter true No 3437 5 full The Multiverse of Personalities The Multiverse of Personalities https://www.todayonpodcast.com/e/the-multiverse-of-personalities/ https://www.todayonpodcast.com/e/the-multiverse-of-personalities/#comments Sun, 23 Mar 2025 21:24:38 -0700 TodayOn.podbean.com/de3995d5-eeb0-3bcb-98ea-1cb5794c1f3e Join us in this episode as we dive into the fascinating world of personal identity, taking a humorous look at how we adopt different personas in various situations. From the fictional physics of video game characters to the real-life challenges of living with lupus, we touch on a range of topics that include the nature of online communities and the quirky dynamics of video games.

Explore candid discussions about the social stigmas surrounding weight and health, and laugh along with the hosts as they tackle everyday curiosities with unfiltered honesty. With engaging stories about video game characters and their development, this episode is an open and humorous exploration of the everyday and the unusual.

]]> Join us in this episode as we dive into the fascinating world of personal identity, taking a humorous look at how we adopt different personas in various situations. From the fictional physics of video game characters to the real-life challenges of living with lupus, we touch on a range of topics that include the nature of online communities and the quirky dynamics of video games.

Explore candid discussions about the social stigmas surrounding weight and health, and laugh along with the hosts as they tackle everyday curiosities with unfiltered honesty. With engaging stories about video game characters and their development, this episode is an open and humorous exploration of the everyday and the unusual.

]]> Damien Carter true No 3261 4 full Unscripted Shenanigans and Dog Adventures Unscripted Shenanigans and Dog Adventures https://www.todayonpodcast.com/e/unscripted-shenanigans-and-dog-adventures/ https://www.todayonpodcast.com/e/unscripted-shenanigans-and-dog-adventures/#comments Sun, 16 Mar 2025 22:25:45 -0700 TodayOn.podbean.com/bb4fdf98-240b-3d7f-9ab4-2d68b943ef00 In this episode, join us for a lively and unscripted conversation that spans a wide range of topics from the absurd to the intriguing. We start off discussing unplanned podcast content, delve into thrilling (and often comedic) tales of dog adventures with our lovable pack, and muse over the fascination with vintage fashion and gender fluidity.

The discussion takes some wild turns as we debate the intricacies of space intimacy, the challenges of managing modern fashion desires, and the complexities of podcast audio levels. We'll make you chuckle with anecdotes about experiencing daily mishaps, the nuances of BDSM, and the unexpected challenges of being a gregarious whore for cash.

]]> In this episode, join us for a lively and unscripted conversation that spans a wide range of topics from the absurd to the intriguing. We start off discussing unplanned podcast content, delve into thrilling (and often comedic) tales of dog adventures with our lovable pack, and muse over the fascination with vintage fashion and gender fluidity.

The discussion takes some wild turns as we debate the intricacies of space intimacy, the challenges of managing modern fashion desires, and the complexities of podcast audio levels. We'll make you chuckle with anecdotes about experiencing daily mishaps, the nuances of BDSM, and the unexpected challenges of being a gregarious whore for cash.

]]> Damien Carter true No 3048 3 full Unraveling Social Contracts, Solipsism, and Surreal Experiences in Public and Private Spheres Unraveling Social Contracts, Solipsism, and Surreal Experiences in Public and Private Spheres https://www.todayonpodcast.com/e/questioning-the-social-contract-a-deep-dive-into-modern-philosophy-and-personal-reflections/ https://www.todayonpodcast.com/e/questioning-the-social-contract-a-deep-dive-into-modern-philosophy-and-personal-reflections/#comments Sun, 09 Mar 2025 23:25:10 -0700 TodayOn.podbean.com/deaeba20-1c63-38e4-ba5e-26ccaaba7712 In this thought-provoking episode, our hosts dive into a whirlwind discussion on social contracts, philosophy, and personal identity. The conversation kicks off with a reflection on the social contract - an unwritten agreement that governs societal behavior - and its significance in today's world. From there, the pair delve into solipsism and examine the idea of perceived reality, all while interspersing candid thoughts on relationships, societal norms, and personal observations.

With humor and raw honesty, the episode effortlessly transitions between heavy philosophical concepts and light-hearted banter, touching on diverse topics such as makeup trends, sexual dynamics, and even the peculiarities of public events. The dialogue not only challenges conventional beliefs but also offers a unique perspective on navigating the complexities of modern life, making it a must-listen for those interested in both philosophical inquiries and contemporary social issues.

]]> In this thought-provoking episode, our hosts dive into a whirlwind discussion on social contracts, philosophy, and personal identity. The conversation kicks off with a reflection on the social contract - an unwritten agreement that governs societal behavior - and its significance in today's world. From there, the pair delve into solipsism and examine the idea of perceived reality, all while interspersing candid thoughts on relationships, societal norms, and personal observations.

With humor and raw honesty, the episode effortlessly transitions between heavy philosophical concepts and light-hearted banter, touching on diverse topics such as makeup trends, sexual dynamics, and even the peculiarities of public events. The dialogue not only challenges conventional beliefs but also offers a unique perspective on navigating the complexities of modern life, making it a must-listen for those interested in both philosophical inquiries and contemporary social issues.

]]> Damien Carter true No 4482 1 2 full Unfiltered Confessions: Connectivity and Comedy Unfiltered Confessions: Connectivity and Comedy https://www.todayonpodcast.com/e/unfiltered-confessions-connectivity-and-comedy/ https://www.todayonpodcast.com/e/unfiltered-confessions-connectivity-and-comedy/#comments Sun, 02 Mar 2025 13:00:43 -0800 TodayOn.podbean.com/1a7892c1-9df1-3dbe-8cf1-1132aa767f1f Welcome to the unfiltered world of D and Aaron on "Today On" Podcast, where humor meets honesty. Dive into a realm where sexuality, relationship dynamics, and candid confessions merge with a sprinkle of comedy. Discover the peculiar charm of two unique hosts as they navigate their lives filled with quirky narratives and unexpected revelations. Join the conversation for a hilarious take on life's eccentricities, and maybe learn something new, with a generous dose of laughter.

]]> Welcome to the unfiltered world of D and Aaron on "Today On" Podcast, where humor meets honesty. Dive into a realm where sexuality, relationship dynamics, and candid confessions merge with a sprinkle of comedy. Discover the peculiar charm of two unique hosts as they navigate their lives filled with quirky narratives and unexpected revelations. Join the conversation for a hilarious take on life's eccentricities, and maybe learn something new, with a generous dose of laughter.

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