Smoking the Scratching Post https://SmokingTheScratchingPost.podbean.com Hi! We are Fawn & Cicada. We are two neurodivergent, peri-menopausal, queer entities. We have multiple invisible illnesses and are on a hunt to find the most effective cannabis strains for us—physically and mentally. Everything we consume and discuss is obtained legally. Cannabis impacts us very differently than the average human, because we are actually woodland creatures. Consumption of cannabis is not safe for everyone and you should be over 21 to listen or consume. Spay and neuter your pets and garden responsibly.

The stories we tell here will have changed or adjusted names for anonymity. Please also remember, we’re giving condensed versions of our chaos adventures, and we may personally redact some information for a variety of reasons. 

]]> Sun, 10 May 2026 11:54:40 -0400 https://podbean.com/?v=5.5 en-us us Copyright 2026 All rights reserved. Leisure:Hobbies 1440 episodic Fawn & Cicada Fawn & Cicada No true https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/22085898/IMG_0382.jpeg Smoking the Scratching Post https://SmokingTheScratchingPost.podbean.com 144 144 Episode 7: Elvis - Surviving Catholic Guilt Episode 7: Elvis - Surviving Catholic Guilt https://SmokingTheScratchingPost.podbean.com/e/episode-7-elvis-surviving-catholic-guilt/ https://SmokingTheScratchingPost.podbean.com/e/episode-7-elvis-surviving-catholic-guilt/#comments Sun, 10 May 2026 11:54:40 -0400 SmokingTheScratchingPost.podbean.com/16f14e34-6c03-30c0-aa62-2c0592f27a13 Whether you have some of your own Catholic guilt left over, you’ve overcome it, or you’re just curious, this episode is sure to take you on a rollercoaster of religious experiences. Enjoy Cicada and Fawn talking about (or maybe criticizing?) the organized Catholic religion while recounting their own spirituality. 

 

Happy Mom’s Day to all those out there that deserve extra love today! And ignore Fawn editing her own name. Shhh.

]]> Whether you have some of your own Catholic guilt left over, you’ve overcome it, or you’re just curious, this episode is sure to take you on a rollercoaster of religious experiences. Enjoy Cicada and Fawn talking about (or maybe criticizing?) the organized Catholic religion while recounting their own spirituality. 

 

Happy Mom’s Day to all those out there that deserve extra love today! And ignore Fawn editing her own name. Shhh.

]]> Fawn & Cicada true No 1995 7 full Episode 6: Durban Poison x Endgame 3 - Under the Virgin Episode 6: Durban Poison x Endgame 3 - Under the Virgin https://SmokingTheScratchingPost.podbean.com/e/episode-6-durban-poison-x-endgame-3-under-the-virgin/ https://SmokingTheScratchingPost.podbean.com/e/episode-6-durban-poison-x-endgame-3-under-the-virgin/#comments Mon, 20 Apr 2026 13:08:18 -0400 SmokingTheScratchingPost.podbean.com/07c94817-32f3-3f64-bd7b-3967535b2544 ***NSFW***

Happy 4/20, folks! Cicada tells one of the most NSFW and HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE stories of the podcast and it gets… *clears throat* saucy.

Fawn throws the best one liner Cicada has ever heard and thus falls off the chair laughing; the rest is history. You shouldn’t listen to this episode. It’s Really Dirty.

Be over 21. We mean it.

And don’t be related. We Love You!

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Happy 4/20, folks! Cicada tells one of the most NSFW and HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE stories of the podcast and it gets… *clears throat* saucy.

Fawn throws the best one liner Cicada has ever heard and thus falls off the chair laughing; the rest is history. You shouldn’t listen to this episode. It’s Really Dirty.

Be over 21. We mean it.

And don’t be related. We Love You!

]]> Fawn & Cicada true No 1104 6 full Episode 5: Cream 47 - Invisible Illnesses Episode 5: Cream 47 - Invisible Illnesses https://SmokingTheScratchingPost.podbean.com/e/episode-5-cream-47-invisible-illnesses/ https://SmokingTheScratchingPost.podbean.com/e/episode-5-cream-47-invisible-illnesses/#comments Fri, 10 Apr 2026 17:54:56 -0400 SmokingTheScratchingPost.podbean.com/bac5beb6-7527-339b-b399-e580ff424694 Cicada and Fawn touch on some deeper topics - invisible illnesses and how they impact their daily lives. Don’t worry, you’ll still be able to laugh at our antics!

 

Do not listen or consume unless you are 21+ please and thank you!

]]> Cicada and Fawn touch on some deeper topics - invisible illnesses and how they impact their daily lives. Don’t worry, you’ll still be able to laugh at our antics!

 

Do not listen or consume unless you are 21+ please and thank you!

]]> Fawn & Cicada true No 1369 5 full Episode 4: Apples & Bananas - The Jessicas in the Room Episode 4: Apples & Bananas - The Jessicas in the Room https://SmokingTheScratchingPost.podbean.com/e/episode-4-apples-bananas-the-jessicas-in-the-room/ https://SmokingTheScratchingPost.podbean.com/e/episode-4-apples-bananas-the-jessicas-in-the-room/#comments Sun, 29 Mar 2026 22:40:33 -0400 SmokingTheScratchingPost.podbean.com/80179023-2a58-376b-b441-cfed486bebe0 You know how every generation has a list of popular baby names? Well, Fawn has a “list of Jessicas”. Maybe you’ll understand what we mean if you tune in while we enjoy a classic strain together. Or maybe you won’t understand, and that is just fine!

 

Please do not consume or listen if you are under 21.

]]> You know how every generation has a list of popular baby names? Well, Fawn has a “list of Jessicas”. Maybe you’ll understand what we mean if you tune in while we enjoy a classic strain together. Or maybe you won’t understand, and that is just fine!

 

Please do not consume or listen if you are under 21.

]]> Fawn & Cicada false No 1174 4 full Episode 3: Jack’s Delight - “Our Chart” Episode 3: Jack’s Delight - “Our Chart” https://SmokingTheScratchingPost.podbean.com/e/episode-3-jack-s-delight-our-chart/ https://SmokingTheScratchingPost.podbean.com/e/episode-3-jack-s-delight-our-chart/#comments Sat, 28 Mar 2026 18:37:22 -0400 SmokingTheScratchingPost.podbean.com/af29b9b0-dfb6-3e20-b254-3d212df35298 “THE CHART” From “The L Word” is real. No, really. Fawn and Cicada talk about how they are cosmically connected in this strange world.

 

Please do not consume or listen if you are under 21!

]]> “THE CHART” From “The L Word” is real. No, really. Fawn and Cicada talk about how they are cosmically connected in this strange world.

 

Please do not consume or listen if you are under 21!

]]> Fawn & Cicada false No 1173 3 full Episode 2: Bubblegum Biscotti - First Loves Episode 2: Bubblegum Biscotti - First Loves https://SmokingTheScratchingPost.podbean.com/e/episode-2-bubblegum-biscotti-first-loves/ https://SmokingTheScratchingPost.podbean.com/e/episode-2-bubblegum-biscotti-first-loves/#comments Wed, 25 Mar 2026 15:09:26 -0400 SmokingTheScratchingPost.podbean.com/6c2a673a-efe3-34ac-8a64-21b78997923b Fawn & Cicada false No 2283 2 full Episode 1: Secret Meetings - The Journey Episode 1: Secret Meetings - The Journey https://SmokingTheScratchingPost.podbean.com/e/episode-1-secret-meetings-the-journey/ https://SmokingTheScratchingPost.podbean.com/e/episode-1-secret-meetings-the-journey/#comments Mon, 02 Mar 2026 18:23:11 -0500 SmokingTheScratchingPost.podbean.com/62038acc-067e-3888-ac3e-299e811caf22 In the debut episode of Smoking the Scratching Post, Fawn and Cicada cuss and discuss about their past experiences, personal growth, and the cannabis journey they are on.

Please do not consume (or listen) unless you are over 21. The opinions expressed in this episode are solely our own, and we are not medical doctors. Relax and enjoy!

]]> In the debut episode of Smoking the Scratching Post, Fawn and Cicada cuss and discuss about their past experiences, personal growth, and the cannabis journey they are on.

Please do not consume (or listen) unless you are over 21. The opinions expressed in this episode are solely our own, and we are not medical doctors. Relax and enjoy!

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