Slaughterhouse Princess

The Mummy (1932)

Tue, 05 May 2026 23:59:00 -0400

Wait, what did that curse they were talking about do?

Aquaslash

Tue, 28 Apr 2026 23:57:00 -0400

Now hear me out, what if the summer camp was a waterpark?

Sundown: The Vampire in Retreat

Tue, 21 Apr 2026 23:59:00 -0400

I mean it's pretty clear from the title what to expect from this movie.

Mikey

Tue, 14 Apr 2026 23:59:00 -0400

You know, I'm starting to think that there could be something wrong with this kid.

Ravenous

Tue, 07 Apr 2026 23:10:00 -0400

Look, it's been a long day so if anybody asks just say how witty this description was.

Timberfall Massacre

Tue, 31 Mar 2026 23:59:00 -0400

We hope you like last minute changes to the movie we watched because that's what we did. Sometimes you just have to follow your forest heart.

Freaky

Tue, 17 Mar 2026 23:59:00 -0400

Freaky is asking the age-old question: What if you were Freaky Friday-ed but with a serial killer?

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein

Tue, 10 Mar 2026 23:58:00 -0400

If anything, them meeting Frankenstein's Monster has almost nothing to do with the plot. But to be fair, almost everything has almost nothing to do with the plot.

Iron Sky: The Coming Race

Tue, 03 Mar 2026 23:59:00 -0500

I watched this entire movie and I don't remember any races happening. Not a single one.

Iron Sky

Tue, 24 Feb 2026 23:55:00 -0500

We heard you loud and clear and because you demanded it, more Moon based films! You're welcome.

Shark Side Of The Moon

Tue, 17 Feb 2026 23:58:00 -0500

We bring on our resident Shark enthusiast Lady Sadie von Classy Shark this week to help fact check this movie. She said no a lot.

Camp Blood 5

Tue, 10 Feb 2026 19:38:00 -0500

Sometimes I think letting The Horse request movies might have been a mistake.

Hotel Artemis

Tue, 03 Feb 2026 23:59:00 -0500

I stayed at a place like this once. Well, it was actually an Econo Lodge, but several people did die there while I was staying there.

Final Destination: Bloodlines

Tue, 27 Jan 2026 23:58:00 -0500

We can now finally say we have seen all of the Final Destination movies to random people we see in various lines. Huzzah!

Final Destination 5

Tue, 13 Jan 2026 23:59:00 -0500

Let's tear into another heaping helping of Final Destination. Oh, looks like it's in 3D. Again. Yuck

The Final Destination

Tue, 06 Jan 2026 23:59:00 -0500

It's Final Destination again. Just more Final Destination with a worse title.

Final Destination 3

Wed, 17 Dec 2025 19:00:00 -0500

Is "Final Destination 3" based on a book? Listen on and find out.

Final Destination 2

Tue, 09 Dec 2025 23:59:00 -0500

Final Destination returns with 1.5 times the Final and about 7% less Destinations than before.

Final Destination

Tue, 18 Nov 2025 23:59:00 -0500

From its humble beginnings all the way to Bud Limes, we are going to watch every Final Destination movie.

The Rock

Tue, 11 Nov 2025 23:34:00 -0500

This is exactly why you send in a biochemist and a senior citizen into a prison full of highly trained Marines to stop their terrorist plot.

8mm (1999)

Tue, 04 Nov 2025 23:59:00 -0500

Rated R for strong perverse sexuality and violence, and for strong language in case you were on the fence about watching this.

Con Air

Tue, 14 Oct 2025 23:57:00 -0400

Conair is an American company based in Stamford, Connecticut which sells small appliances, personal care products, and health and beauty products for both professionals and consumers.

It is majority-owned by private equity firm American Securities, with some minority stakes held by family members of founder Leandro Rizzuto.

Snake Eyes

Tue, 07 Oct 2025 23:56:00 -0400

"You got nothing, kiddo. Snake eyes. The house wins."

- Commander Kevin Dunne

His House

Tue, 30 Sep 2025 23:59:00 -0400

Nothing like a good old-fashioned movie that feels like you should watch it without knowing anything about it being featured on a podcast telling you things about that same movie.

Abruptio

Tue, 23 Sep 2025 23:59:00 -0400

Well, you see there's these puppets, right? Kinda like puppets but they also look like people in suits also. But sometimes I'm pretty sure it IS people in suits, but I can't decide if that's a stylistic choice or a budgetary one.

Rockula

Tue, 09 Sep 2025 23:59:00 -0400

Paradoxically, this movie is exactly what it sounds like and not at all what you were thinking at the same time.

Heart Eyes

Tue, 26 Aug 2025 23:59:00 -0400

We're back to our regularly scheduled programming with some kind of rom com slasher comedy hybrid. Is this a good mashup like Reese's cups or a bad one Nuts and Gum?

Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland

Tue, 19 Aug 2025 23:51:00 -0400

Ani-May is over, finally. What better way to celebrate than with the Applebee's of anime, Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland!

Erased

Tue, 12 Aug 2025 23:58:00 -0400

Today we’re talking about “Erased.” Or, as I like to call it, “How to Solve a Murder by Failing Fifth Grade Twice.”

Afro Samurai

Tue, 05 Aug 2025 23:54:00 -0400

Just between whoever reads this and me, I wish I had a giant ass teddy bear mask helmet thing, just for fun.

Darkside Blues

Tue, 29 Jul 2025 23:53:00 -0400

This week, we watched Darkside Blues, a dystopian cyberpunk anime from 1994 that asks the important question: "What if a gothic vampire wizard man saved the revolutionaries from a corporate dystopia?"

Another

Tue, 15 Jul 2025 23:59:00 -0400

Middle school in Japan sure seems like a hell of a place. Like the US but with less guns and more vengeful spirits. Same amount of death, though.

Blood: The Last Vampire

Tue, 08 Jul 2025 23:59:00 -0400

So, in case you were wondering there isn't a problem with the recording it's just AI being bad at what it does.

Rock and Rule

Tue, 17 Jun 2025 23:58:00 -0400

If this movie was any more Canadian It would tell you to give your balls a tug while taking a shot of Gus N Bru.

Record of Lodoss War

Tue, 10 Jun 2025 23:59:00 -0400

In an unprecedented move, Ani-May has broken the confines of May and spilled into June. So welcome to Ultra Mega Ani-May Repeater Pulse I suppose?

Grimgar of Fantasy and Ash

Tue, 27 May 2025 23:54:00 -0400

We can assure you that the title means practically nothing aside from Grimgar is the place they are.

Those Who Hunt Elves

Tue, 20 May 2025 23:56:00 -0400

While it is true that they are hunting the elves in question they are not, in fact, going to kill them. Although it might be a more considerate fate than what is in store.

The Black Cauldron

Tue, 29 Apr 2025 23:58:00 -0400

Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!

Jaws (1975)

Tue, 15 Apr 2025 23:59:00 -0400

You would think this was about a large fish and not the story of small town corruption, but you'd be wrong.

Vampires

Tue, 01 Apr 2025 23:59:00 -0400

No matter how much he cries, or how much he begs, never, never let him call it John Carpenter's Vampires instead of Vampires.

American Psycho

Tue, 25 Mar 2025 23:59:00 -0400

They should really think about making a sequel to this staring a former sitcom star.

The Midnight Meat Train

Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:59:00 -0400

This is the worst Gladys Knight & the Pips documentary I've ever seen.

Heretic

Tue, 11 Mar 2025 23:57:00 -0400

As if you needed another reason to not go into Hugh Grant's house.

Miami Connection

Tue, 04 Mar 2025 23:58:00 -0500

Taekwon / taekwon / Taekwon / taekwon / Taekwon / taekwon / Taekwondo

- Dragon Sound "Against the Ninja"

Tales Of Halloween

Tue, 25 Feb 2025 23:58:00 -0500

The most unbelievable thing that happened in this movie was that there was a functioning small town radio station.

Demons

Tue, 18 Feb 2025 23:59:00 -0500

Don't let the movie poster fool you, they are closer to zombies for the most part.

Hard Ticket To Hawaii

Tue, 11 Feb 2025 23:57:00 -0500

I'm no herpetologist, but I don't think that's how you contaminate a snake or ship it to Hawaii.

Cuckoo

Tue, 04 Feb 2025 23:55:00 -0500

Yet another reason why I'm not going to Germany any time soon.

Scare Package

Tue, 28 Jan 2025 23:59:00 -0500

Honestly, we just watched this because Hot Doggy Charlie was a production assistant. And Goldust.

The Advent Calendar

Tue, 21 Jan 2025 23:57:00 -0500

I like the part where the scumbag jerks get what's coming to them and also it's Christmas.

Abigail

Wed, 15 Jan 2025 23:58:00 -0500

Finally the Horse's two favorite things, child actors and ballet together at last.

Immaculate

Tue, 07 Jan 2025 23:58:00 -0500

I'm starting to think that there might be some things the Catholic church might need to workout with its priests.

Everything Everywhere All At Once

Tue, 17 Dec 2024 23:57:00 -0500

Only thing I got when I ate Chap Stick was sick, I'm starting to think this might be a work of fiction.

Nothing But Trouble

Tue, 10 Dec 2024 23:57:00 -0500

This film is famous for being the debut of Tupac Shakur and nothing else

Lisa Frankenstein

Tue, 26 Nov 2024 23:58:00 -0500

You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and then you have Lisa Frankenstein, Lisa Frankenstein.

Crimson Peak

Tue, 19 Nov 2024 23:57:00 -0500

No matter what you might think because of the name, this isn't about snowboarding bank robbers. You know a Point Break kind of situation.

Strange Darling

Tue, 12 Nov 2024 23:58:00 -0500

We might have said some spoiler things in this one so maybe watch it first if you care about things like that. The "jokes" will be still waiting for you afterwards.

Excision

Tue, 05 Nov 2024 23:58:00 -0500

It's been a while but we take a look at a period piece this week. We'll let you guess which one.

Dismember The Alamo 2024 Recap

Tue, 29 Oct 2024 23:58:00 -0400

It's that time again where we take a trip to Dismember The Alamo to see what four movies they have in store and let you know what we think.

Go (1999)

Tue, 22 Oct 2024 23:58:00 -0400

It's another Melissa McCarthy movie this week in the sense that she is in it for about 2 minutes. That counts, right?

Spy (2015)

Tue, 08 Oct 2024 23:59:00 -0400

Welcome to Melissa McCarthy weeks, as voted on by our Patrons. We start with a spy thriller/comedy about spies. Seems like you could've figured that out without us saying anything.

Nightbeast

Tue, 24 Sep 2024 23:59:00 -0400

We managed to convince Matt of Horrorshow Hot Dog fame to stop by this week with another Tubi certified classic.

The Lure (2015)

Tue, 17 Sep 2024 23:59:00 -0400

Why are mermaids always people on top and fish on the bottom instead of the other way around? Seems like a missed opportunity for a horror movie based on them.

Auntie Lee's Meat Pies

Tue, 10 Sep 2024 23:58:00 -0400

We're a bit mixed on this weeks film. Place your bets now on which one of us feels what way about this movie by shouting into the night sky. We'll hear you, don't worry.

Queen Kong

Tue, 03 Sep 2024 23:57:00 -0400

This one is somehow exactly what you'd think it is and not at all what you'd think it is at the same time. A real Schrodinger's movie.

Enemy Mine

Tue, 27 Aug 2024 23:58:00 -0400

One is neat, one is a slob. Both are divorced and need a place to stay. That's how fussy photographer Willis Davidge and sloppy sportswriter Jeriba Shigan end up sharing a New York City apartment.

Sorry, that's actually the Odd Couple but close enough.

Death Walks At Midnight

Tue, 20 Aug 2024 23:58:00 -0400

Quick question, which would you rather have in your 1970's Italian Giallo apartment Saloon doors to the kitchen or monkey bars in the hallway?

Train To Busan

Tue, 30 Jul 2024 23:58:00 -0400

To paraphrase Mr. Samuel L Jackson:

We've had it with these monkey-fighting zombies on this Monday-to-Friday train

Flesheater

Tue, 16 Jul 2024 23:57:00 -0400

This proves our long standing theory that nothing good happens when you start off the night with a hayride.

Triggered

Tue, 09 Jul 2024 23:56:00 -0400

Like laser tag but there isn't enough dead high school friends for your liking? Well, fear not as we have found the game for you.

Yurikuma Arashi

Tue, 02 Jul 2024 23:58:00 -0400

With a name that translates to Lesbian Bear Storm, how could we refuse our special guest Mr. LeBlanc when this was his pick for the week.

Totally Killer

Tue, 25 Jun 2024 23:58:00 -0400

We welcome our special guest host Mr. Green with the following advice: If you ever travel back in time, don't step on anything, because even the tiniest change can alter the future in ways you can't imagine.

Fatal Frame

Tue, 18 Jun 2024 23:58:00 -0400

We've got ghosts, we've got dead kids, we've got nuns, we've got cameras, we've got photos you can kiss to become cursed that only works on girls. All this and a subplot that feel like it's from a different movie.

The Vision of Escaflowne

Tue, 04 Jun 2024 23:59:00 -0400

We close out AniMay with the triple threat of giant robot, samurai, and isekai. Special bonus points for what might be the first catgirl we've featured.

Summer Wars

Tue, 28 May 2024 23:58:00 -0400

It's the classic act like my boyfriend to please my dying grandma story crossed with our crippling reliance on the internet for everything. Also really liking your family, I mean REALLY liking your family.

El Hazard: The Magnificent World

Tue, 21 May 2024 23:56:00 -0400

El Hazard proves that isekai has always been with us, even if we didn't know it yet.

FLCL (2000)

Tue, 14 May 2024 23:57:00 -0400

We kick off Ani-May in classic SHP style, a week late and a man down. That won't stop us from trying to figure out what Fooly Cooly means though.

Saltburn

Tue, 30 Apr 2024 23:56:00 -0400

Saltburn is the story of how far some people will go to finally own their own home for the expressed purpose of dancing naked in it. At least we think that was the point.

The Muthers

Tue, 23 Apr 2024 23:57:00 -0400

It's time for an adventure on the high seas as we take a look at what delysid d on Rotten Tomatoes says is a real classic of its particular type of movie. Well said delysid d, well said.

Near Dark

Tue, 16 Apr 2024 23:57:00 -0400

We're classing it up this week with a Criterion collection selection. It didn't help that much.

Basket Case

Tue, 09 Apr 2024 23:58:00 -0400

Not to be confused with the Green Day song of the same name, recorded live at SHP-Con featuring a special guest host.

Puppet Master (1989)

Tue, 26 Mar 2024 23:59:00 -0400

We take a look at Full Moon Pictures classic film Puppet Master, insert your own Metallica joke here.

The Covenant (2017)

Tue, 19 Mar 2024 23:57:00 -0400

A story that only the visionary director of Krampus Origins had the vision, passion, and disposable cash on hand to bring to life.

Chronicle

Tue, 12 Mar 2024 23:57:00 -0400

This is the reason you need to be careful who you invite to the alien sinkhole to get life altering mind powers, unless you can't find anyone else with a camera.

Dark Harvest

Tue, 05 Mar 2024 23:57:00 -0500

Take one part The Wicker Man, add in 3/4 cup The Purge and mix together and bake in a 350 degree oven. Garnish with 60s nostalgia to taste and there you have it.

The Bird With The Crystal Plumage

Tue, 27 Feb 2024 23:59:00 -0500

It's time for a film from Dario Argento because there's always room for giallo.

Caroushell

Tue, 20 Feb 2024 23:58:00 -0500

Props to everyone involved with making a this movie entirely based around the fact someone found a carousel unicorn at a yard sale.

Midsommar

Tue, 13 Feb 2024 23:58:00 -0500

You wouldn't think that doing field research for anthropology thesis papers would be such a dangerous way to spend a week, but you'd be wrong.

Constantine

Tue, 30 Jan 2024 23:54:00 -0500

Finally a movie that isn't afraid to do what we all want to do, not have to see Shia LeBeouf for most of a movie he's in.

Shortbus

Tue, 23 Jan 2024 23:57:00 -0500

Might want to make sure you listen to this one after the kids go to bed as we present Slaughterhouse Princess after dark.

Dude Bro Party Massacre III

Tue, 16 Jan 2024 23:57:00 -0500

Bet you never thought a movie called Dude Bro Party Massacre III would bring up complicated feelings about, well, anything but here we are.

Death Kappa

Tue, 09 Jan 2024 23:56:00 -0500

Shine up your Soul Pearls and get your cucumbers ready as we learn all about the Kappa. Also something about nukes and giant monsters.

The Pyramid

Tue, 19 Dec 2023 23:58:00 -0500

Get ready for the enthralling adventures of Kirkland's Best Lara Croft and her ragtag band of misfits as they raid some sort of tomb.

Cheap Thrills

Tue, 12 Dec 2023 23:58:00 -0500

Thanks to this movie we finally have a going rate for breaking into your neighbor's house and dropping a deuce on the floor.

Barbarian

Tue, 28 Nov 2023 23:59:00 -0500

Protip: If you see a mystery rope in the basement of your Airbnb, maybe leave it alone.

Dolls

Tue, 21 Nov 2023 23:57:00 -0500

We check off one more film on the Stuart Gordon list as we take a look at Dolls. It's about Dolls, among other things.

Total Recall (1990)

Tue, 14 Nov 2023 23:58:00 -0500

We finish up Cyberpunk non-consecutive 4 week period with Total Recall. No, not that one, the other one.

Dismember the Alamo 2023 Recap

Tue, 31 Oct 2023 23:59:00 -0400

Troy and Chris met up in the real world to go to Dismember the Alamo to watch four horror movies. What were their thoughts? Let's find out!

Nemesis

Tue, 24 Oct 2023 23:58:00 -0400

Put on your sunglasses, change up your haircut, and head to your local abandoned industrial complex as the war starts between the humans and robots. Or cyborgs, possibly androids.

Strange Days

Tue, 17 Oct 2023 23:56:00 -0400

It's the year 1999 and you can now download experiences into your brain that are just the same as the real thing. Surely this won't lead to any unforeseen issues.

Johnny Mnemonic

Tue, 10 Oct 2023 23:58:00 -0400

Fire up your eyephone and double your wet-wired brain capacity to get ready for some Keanu Reeves.
And Dolph Lundgren.
And Henry Rollins.
And Ice-T.
And non-vampire Udo Kier.

They Come Knocking

Tue, 03 Oct 2023 23:58:00 -0400

We take a look at a feature length film this week that IMDB is trying to convince us is a TV episode. Not today IMDB, not today.

Caveat (2020)

Tue, 26 Sep 2023 23:58:00 -0400

Welcome to the world of adult babysitting, which is assisting an adult who needs supervision, no matter what the phrase adult babysitting might sound like.

Skinned Deep

Tue, 12 Sep 2023 23:58:00 -0400

It's got Warwick Davis in it and he plays Plates, a guy who throws plates at people. 10/10

The Monster Squad

Tue, 05 Sep 2023 23:50:00 -0400

We take a look at the 1980s classic The Monster Squad, not to be confused with Monster Squad, which was a TV show from the 1970s.

Also, Horselanta has nards!

Intruder (1989)

Tue, 29 Aug 2023 23:57:00 -0400

It's time for some Evil Dead adjacent action with not one, but two Ramis AND a Campbell. Also turns out it's our 450th episode.

Man’s Best Friend

Tue, 22 Aug 2023 23:58:00 -0400

We finally get the answer as to the dogs and those who were responsible for their release.

The Greasy Strangler

Tue, 15 Aug 2023 23:58:00 -0400

This week, a tale of love, disco tours, and so much grease. So very much.

Little Corey Gorey

Tue, 08 Aug 2023 23:58:00 -0400

Sominex up your Stove Top and grab your non-light Coors as we take a look at this coming of age story.

Sharknado

Tue, 01 Aug 2023 23:58:00 -0400

When Lady Sadie von Classy Shark asks you to watch Sharknado, you of course say yes.

Eden Lake

Tue, 25 Jul 2023 23:55:00 -0400

We head across the pond for a tale of school teachers and chavs and what happens when they meet at a lake.

We Need to Talk About Kevin

Tue, 18 Jul 2023 23:58:00 -0400

We took the advice of the movie's title and talk about Kevin this week, at least 2/3 of us did at any rate.

Tilbury

Tue, 11 Jul 2023 19:55:00 -0400

Grab a glass of your favorite liquor and your butterback and let the experience of Tilbury wash over you.

Warlock

Tue, 04 Jul 2023 23:48:00 -0400

In honor of Julian Sands we take a look at a road trip buddy movie that also has witchcraft.

Monster High (1989)

Tue, 20 Jun 2023 23:57:00 -0400

We watched a movie that despite the title featured aliens mostly. Go figure.

Attack of the Killer Doughnuts

Tue, 06 Jun 2023 23:58:00 -0400

I mean, just look at the title and set your expectations accordingly.

Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust

Tue, 30 May 2023 23:52:00 -0400

We wrap up Animaylort with the sequel (citation needed) to Vampire Hunter D and Malort. Which one goes down smoother?

Wicked City

Tue, 23 May 2023 23:57:00 -0400

If you have a problem with sex and violence, maybe you should sit this one out since that's about 85% of this movie.

Perfect Blue

Tue, 16 May 2023 23:53:00 -0400

Ever wonder what the transition from pop idol to actress would be like in Japan circa 1997? Satoshi Kon did and we can all learn what he found together.

Berserk (1997)

Tue, 09 May 2023 23:58:00 -0400

We switch things up and take a look at the first 6 episodes of Berserk the touching story of a man and his very large sword.

Clown

Tue, 02 May 2023 23:58:00 -0400

This is exactly why your Mom always told you not to wear a clown outfit that you found in a steamer trunk that you found in a dead guy's house you were trying to sell.

Castle Freak (2020)

Tue, 25 Apr 2023 23:58:00 -0400

It's like Castle Freak but with more party kids and tunnel doctors.

I Like Bats

Tue, 11 Apr 2023 23:57:00 -0400

Let's take a trip to a simpler time where X-Rays were the key to good mental health and you could keep people in cages by a lake for science.

Unmasked Part 25

Tue, 04 Apr 2023 23:57:00 -0400

Before you ask, no there are not 24 other parts before this one. Based on our track record starting on the second entry in a series we can understand why you would.

Inside (2007)

Tue, 28 Mar 2023 23:58:00 -0400

Glad to see the baby from Ally McBeal is still getting work these days.

Pot Zombies

Tue, 21 Mar 2023 23:57:00 -0400

Come for the 30 unbroken seconds of an air raid siren, stay for the best cop car lights in cinematic history.

Deadly Friend

Tue, 14 Mar 2023 23:58:00 -0400

Paul Conway: BB, this is Tom.

[BB puts his mechanical arm out to shake hands]

Paul Conway: Come on, it's okay.

[Tom and BB shake hands]

- Actual IMDB Quote

The Cleansing Hour

Tue, 07 Mar 2023 23:58:00 -0500

This movie would have you believe that people would fake things on the internet just for fame, if you could believe such a thing.

Fire In The Sky

Tue, 28 Feb 2023 23:57:00 -0500

It's the story of one man's quest to be nude in front of a gas station and something about aliens.

In Fabric

Tue, 21 Feb 2023 23:59:00 -0500

IMDB puts it better this week than we can: Includes a credit for "Mannequin Pubic Hair".

Skinamarink

Tue, 14 Feb 2023 23:58:00 -0500

It's not everyday that a movie makes Horselanta pay attention the entire time so it's got that going for it if nothing else.

The Babysitter

Tue, 07 Feb 2023 23:57:00 -0500

Not to spoil anything but it was a little shocking how much this movie featured a babysitter.

Terrifier 2

Tue, 31 Jan 2023 23:57:00 -0500

It's everything you'd want from a sequel to Terrifier, more clowns, more gore, and less bifurcation.

Magic

Tue, 24 Jan 2023 23:57:00 -0500

Sir Anthony Hopkins is performing stage magic while also doing a ventriloquist act. 10 out of 10.

Spookies

Tue, 17 Jan 2023 23:58:00 -0500

Grab some Stroh's and your best garbage bag suit as we learn all about how to open Snowballs with an icepick or something.

Eaten Alive! (1980)

Wed, 11 Jan 2023 23:53:00 -0500

We're back and better than ever thanks to a combination of J&B, cobra venom, and Troy's mystery drink.

Malignant

Tue, 06 Dec 2022 23:57:00 -0500

Malignant, I served with Basket Case. I knew Basket Case. Basket Case was a friend of mine. Malignant, you're no Basket Case.

Terrifier

Tue, 29 Nov 2022 23:57:00 -0500

Just so you know, we had this on the watch list before it was cool.

Blood Fest

Tue, 22 Nov 2022 23:51:00 -0500

We finally did it, we made an episode almost the exact same length as the movie itself.

Grimcutty

Tue, 15 Nov 2022 23:56:00 -0500

Ever wanted to reclaim your focus game and cut your screen time in the meantime? Just follow these simple steps and you'll be well on your way.

Psycho Goreman

Tue, 08 Nov 2022 23:59:00 -0500

Lace up your Crazyball shoes and get ready for the 8th best dress up montage ever set to film.

Pass Thru

Tue, 01 Nov 2022 23:51:00 -0400

Editor's Note: Things got a bit out of hand this week so maybe don't listen to this around anyone.

Twisted Pair

Tue, 18 Oct 2022 23:53:00 -0400

What's better than one Neil Breen? How about 2 Neil Breen's, one complete with beard so you know he's the evil one.

Double Down

Tue, 11 Oct 2022 23:53:00 -0400

Troy didn't watch the movie, but he came up with this blurb.

Fateful Findings

Tue, 04 Oct 2022 23:47:00 -0400

It's that time of year again where we look at non-horror movies. This movie is a lot of things, but not a horror movie.

Hell Fest

Tue, 27 Sep 2022 23:53:00 -0400

Get ready for the tale of Boot Scuff and his quest to whistle Pop Goes the Weasel while terrorizing people.

Creepshow 2

Tue, 20 Sep 2022 23:56:00 -0400

It's Brett request time again and you know what that means, mediocrity at best, flat-out bad at worst. Make your guess now and see if you got it right.

Neon Maniacs

Tue, 13 Sep 2022 23:53:00 -0400

Ever wonder what it would be like if your local Halloween pop-up store was raided by zombies? Neon Maniacs has some thoughts.

The Spine Of Night

Tue, 06 Sep 2022 23:55:00 -0400

Channel you inner Bakshi and get ready for magic blooms, nudity, and an almost gratuitous amount of people getting cleaved in two.

Meander

Tue, 30 Aug 2022 23:57:00 -0400

It's like Cube, but more French?

The Long Night

Tue, 23 Aug 2022 23:56:00 -0400

It's all deer skull porn and psychic cultists in this touching story of reuniting with your long lost biological parents.

Vivid (2011)

Tue, 16 Aug 2022 23:55:00 -0400

We probably spent more time writing this than the movie's writers did on writing the movie.

The Video Dead

Tue, 09 Aug 2022 23:46:00 -0400

Fire up your smokiest TV, top off your Cutty Sark, and mirror up you doors as several Zombies and one blue guy terrorize the neighborhood.

Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama

Tue, 02 Aug 2022 23:47:00 -0400

In case the title didn't make you think this was some prime 80's cinema, Linnea Quigley in a starring role should drive it home.

Evilspeak

Tue, 26 Jul 2022 23:49:00 -0400

This movie has something for everyone, provided that something is Clint Howard, military academies, or worshiping Satan.

The Stuff

Tue, 19 Jul 2022 23:57:00 -0400

Welcome to Slaughterhouse Princess episode 400 where we discuss The Stuff, a classic tale of corporate espionage and brain parasites.

Would You Rather

Tue, 12 Jul 2022 23:53:00 -0400

It should go without saying but never trust a rich person who invites you to their house to take part in a poorly defined event.

Madres

Tue, 05 Jul 2022 23:55:00 -0400

This might be the most pregnant women we've ever seen in a movie for the podcast, since we found that one video...

Camp Blood

Tue, 28 Jun 2022 23:49:00 -0400

These are all of the Camp Blood movies that have been made.

Camp Blood, Camp Blood 2, Within the Woods (aka Camp Blood 3), Camp Blood First Slaughter, Camp Blood 4, Camp Blood 5, Camp Blood 666, Camp Blood 7, Ghost of Camp Blood, Camp Blood 8: Revelations, and Children of Camp Blood.

There is no punchline, we just wanted you to know.

Chillerama

Tue, 14 Jun 2022 23:51:00 -0400

When a movie starts off with a guy digging up his wife to insult her, among other things, you know you are in for a real treat

Slaughterhouse Rulez

Tue, 07 Jun 2022 23:56:00 -0400

In case you were wondering, no, there are no slaughterhouses in this film. We understand if you are disappointed.

Paperhouse

Tue, 31 May 2022 23:57:00 -0400

Once there was this girl who
Drew a weird looking house with all kinds of stuff in it
And when she finally went there
She saw a kid whose legs didn't work right
She couldn't quite explain it
And we can't really either

Doppelganger

Tue, 24 May 2022 23:41:00 -0400

Please let us know what the deal with the insert shots of the trees were about, we legitimately don't know.

The Voyeurs

Tue, 17 May 2022 23:56:00 -0400

Finally an erotic thriller that isn't afraid to show the seedy underbelly of the world of Opthametry. It's about time.

Shocker

Tue, 10 May 2022 19:57:00 -0400

We take a look at the worst tutorial for soldering ever produced and try to unravel the overly complicated lore of one man's quest to kill as many people as possible.

Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter Revisited

Tue, 03 May 2022 23:49:00 -0400

We take another look at this film because we just can't say no to our Patreons and definitely not due to forgetting we watched it already.

Army of Frankensteins

Tue, 26 Apr 2022 23:54:00 -0400

No matter what the title of this movie brings to mind, we assure you it's somehow better and worse than that.

Mostly Worse.

Fortress (1992)

Tue, 19 Apr 2022 23:52:00 -0400

In the far off future of 2017 two brave people have unprotected sex which is punishable by being intestinated, which is a real word no matter what spell check tells me.

Fortress (1985)

Tue, 12 Apr 2022 23:37:00 -0400

Ever wonder what a made for TV ozploitation movie would be like? Join us this week as we find out.

Blood Red Sky

Tue, 05 Apr 2022 23:56:00 -0400

Please fasten your seat belts and return your seat trays to the upright position as we take off to an adventure in the skies.

Street Trash

Fri, 01 Apr 2022 18:40:35 -0400

It's a lost episode about cheap booze and turning into goo piles, without Troy. Well, without his audio anyway. Good luck making it through the entire episode.

The Forest

Tue, 29 Mar 2022 23:52:00 -0400

It's time to take a look at a movie you have seen before even if you haven't seen it. Think of all the time you'll save.

Parasite (2019)

Wed, 16 Mar 2022 23:59:00 -0400

Grab yourself a tall glass of plum extract and hide the peaches while we discover the pitfalls of nepotism.

Rampage: Capital Punishment

Tue, 08 Mar 2022 23:51:00 -0500

We dip back into the Uwe Boll oeuvre to see what happened to Bill WIlliamson after the first film. Yes, that is really his name.

Panman

Tue, 01 Mar 2022 23:51:00 -0500

Panman, come together with your pans

Save me, I'm together with your pan

The Violent Kind

Tue, 22 Feb 2022 23:57:00 -0500

Get ready for the cinematic equivalent of a potluck dinner as we somehow watch 6 different genres of movie at the same time.

Amulet

Tue, 15 Feb 2022 23:56:00 -0500

No matter what, and we must stress this, do not crawl headfirst into the giant shell.

The Undertaker and His Pals

Tue, 08 Feb 2022 23:56:00 -0500

We managed to make a podcast that's longer than the movie we watched this week. Whether or not that's a good thing remains to be seen.

Ready Or Not

Thu, 03 Feb 2022 23:24:00 -0500

Another shining example of why you shouldn't trust anyone who has a house with a dumbwaiter.

Body Bags

Tue, 25 Jan 2022 23:48:00 -0500

It's anthology time this week as we see how many horror directors can be crammed into a single movie. It's at least 5.

Escape Room: Tournament of Champions

Tue, 18 Jan 2022 23:23:00 -0500

We take a look at two versions of the second installment of Escape Room: Tournament of Champions to maximize the difficulty of talking about it.

Escape Room (2019)

Tue, 11 Jan 2022 23:50:00 -0500

We take a look at Escape Room (2019) this week, not to be confused with Escape Room (2017), Escape Room: Quest of Fear, No Escape Room, The Escape Room, or Escape from Marwin (AKA Escape Room).

Stir of Echoes

Tue, 04 Jan 2022 23:53:00 -0500

We welcome the New Year by learning why you don't let your kid pick their own babysitter and something about ghosts.

Fear Street Part Three: 1666

Tue, 21 Dec 2021 23:41:00 -0500

We finish up the Fear Street trilogy with a trip back to Ye Olde Tymes where Satan was everywhere and Applejack was a thing kids were into.

Fear Street Part Two: 1978

Tue, 14 Dec 2021 23:57:00 -0500

We take a trip back to a summer camp in 1978 and it goes about like you think it does, but with more witch curses and less sex.

Fear Street Part One: 1994

Tue, 07 Dec 2021 23:47:00 -0500

This holiday season, join us as we watch a series of Netflix movies based on a series of books, starting with the first one.

Troll 2

Tue, 30 Nov 2021 23:43:00 -0500

We're back and what better way to celebrate than with Troll 2, the best movie we've watched in the last two weeks.

The Girl With All The Gifts

Tue, 09 Nov 2021 23:27:00 -0500

Grab a snack cat and start chattering your teeth in anticipation for a Brett recommended movie this week. Which isn't normally a good thing.

Pink Flamingos

Tue, 02 Nov 2021 23:54:00 -0400

We finish our tour of John Waters' films this week with his most, lets say challenging work. By challenging, we mean gross.

Hairspray (1988)

Tue, 19 Oct 2021 23:55:00 -0400

Stock up on Aqua-Net as we take a trip back in time to the true story about the crowning of Miss Auto Show 1963. Disclaimer: Story might not actually be true.

Cry-Baby

Tue, 12 Oct 2021 23:48:00 -0400

Have you ever been watching Grease and said, sure this is fun but what if there were more children with criminal records and people named Hatchet-face? Do we have a movie for you.

Pecke r

Tue, 05 Oct 2021 23:50:00 -0400

We are dedicating this month to the works of John Waters. Also we had to name the episode Pecke r because we couldn't title it Pecker. How fun.

Centipede Horror

Tue, 28 Sep 2021 23:54:00 -0400

We know the title seems like it's pretty straightforward but believe you me, this movie has a few surprises up its many, many sleeves.

Fright Night (1985)

Tue, 21 Sep 2021 23:41:00 -0400

We're not saying that you should be creepy peeping on your neighbors, but it is a good way to find out if they're vampires, or at least if they own a coffin.

Willy‘s Wonderland

Tue, 14 Sep 2021 23:32:00 -0400

Crack open a Punch Pop and keep your mop stick handy as we recount the tale of The Janitor one fateful day.

The Changeling (1980)

Tue, 07 Sep 2021 23:49:00 -0400

All I really want at this point is to know what the giant metal cone was for. It doesn't seem like too much to ask.

Stoker

Tue, 31 Aug 2021 23:06:00 -0400

Shine up your saddle shoes and confront your growing feelings about your brother-in-law as we watch Park Chan-Wook's debut film in the States.

Oldboy (2003)

Tue, 24 Aug 2021 23:53:00 -0400

We don't normally say this, but if you have any interest in seeing this movie, do it before listening to this episode. It's better going in cold. Like revenge!

A Quiet Place Part II

Tue, 17 Aug 2021 23:35:00 -0400

Grab your baby box and a spare oxygen tank, it's time for another installment of watching movies out of chronological order.

The First Purge

Tue, 10 Aug 2021 23:46:00 -0400

It's times like this when we need to all band together an in unison cry out, stop naming movies in such a way that it's impossible to talk about them without several qualifying statements.

The Howling

Tue, 27 Jul 2021 23:40:00 -0400

Get ready for some strong grimy old Times Square vibes as we learn about why you shouldn't trust people who live in a commune.

Arachnophobia

Tue, 20 Jul 2021 23:40:00 -0400

Forget the spiders, why doesn't anyone comment on the city doctor/ country doctor feud? That's the real scary part.

Thirst

Tue, 13 Jul 2021 23:46:00 -0400

Pack a few extra bags of blood and remember the sponge cake story as we watch a considerably long one this week.

Night Of The Demons (1988)

Tue, 06 Jul 2021 20:57:15 -0400

Let's take a trip to the Hull House this week to visit the only funeral parlor complete with underground stream, a sub par crematorium, and demons.

Werewolf of Washington

Tue, 29 Jun 2021 23:53:00 -0400

Politics and werewolves, together at last, the way nature intended.

Hack-O-Lantern

Tue, 22 Jun 2021 23:40:00 -0400

Gather your pumpkins and practice your ASL, we're joining a cult with Grandpa.

The Zombie King

Tue, 15 Jun 2021 23:39:00 -0400

It's a zombie movie "starring" Edward Furlong and Corey Feldman filmed in 2013, you should be able to guess how this turns out.

The Bye Bye Man

Tue, 08 Jun 2021 18:44:00 -0400

Don't think it. Don't say it. Don't think it. Don't say it. Don't think it. Don't say it. Don't think it. Don't say it. Don't think it. Don't say it. Don't think it. Don't say it.

Pet Sematary Two

Tue, 01 Jun 2021 23:49:00 -0400

Finally we get the answer to the question that keeps all of us up at night, does Troy eat the shells?

The Houses October Built

Tue, 25 May 2021 23:58:00 -0400

It's a tale of friendship, road trips, and not letting random people into your RV as we search for the most extreme haunted house in all the land.

Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum

Tue, 18 May 2021 23:24:00 -0400

Strap on your Go Pro and head down to the underwear tree as we take a look at some Korean found footage. Will it be pretty good, like Rec, or pretty bad, like Rec?

Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark

Tue, 11 May 2021 23:41:00 -0400

Grab your widest tie and take a trip with us to the world of 1970's made for TV horror movies that are scary enough to freak out 7 - 11 year old's.

Microwave Massacre

Tue, 04 May 2021 23:33:00 -0400

Unlike some movies we watch, this is exactly what the title leads you to believe. If that's a good or bad thing remains to be seen.

Reefer Madness: The Musical

Tue, 27 Apr 2021 23:07:00 -0400

It's back to back musicals as we take a trip to the 1930s to learn all about the harmful effects of the devil's lettuce.

Pitch Perfect

Tue, 20 Apr 2021 23:44:00 -0400

Troy finally just said 'fuck it.'

Lockjaw: Rise of the Kulev Serpent

Tue, 13 Apr 2021 23:30:00 -0400

Troy was gone so we decided to watch this movie. We wish Troy was here to stop us from deciding things.

Housewife

Tue, 06 Apr 2021 23:25:00 -0400

Go pee in a non-toilet area and make sure you pay attention as we take a look at Housewife.

Tragedy Girls

Tue, 30 Mar 2021 23:36:00 -0400

It's a tale of friendship, betrayal, and social media this time around. Bonus game, see if you can name all the super heroes that people starring in this movie played.

Headless

Tue, 23 Mar 2021 23:24:00 -0400

Remember the movie Found and how it had a movie in the movie that the killer was obsessed with? That's this movie.

Slugs

Tue, 16 Mar 2021 23:10:00 -0400

What problem can't salt solve? Apparently every problem in this movie.

Night of the Comet

Tue, 09 Mar 2021 23:30:00 -0500

Finally a movie that's not afraid to say what we all were thinking: The MAC-10 submachine gun was practically designed for housewives.

Also Troy was right.

Hellrasier: Hellworld

Tue, 02 Mar 2021 23:26:00 -0500

You know how when you're watching Hellraiser and you say to yourself, this is OK, but it needs more of a Saw vibe and also loose ties to an MMORPG? This movie has just what you're looking for.

Ghost Story

Tue, 23 Feb 2021 22:20:00 -0500

It's a movie starring Fred Astaire and the Borg Queen and also there are ghosts.

Luz (2018)

Tue, 16 Feb 2021 23:35:00 -0500

Hotlanta's not here this week, better get to the German art film before he gets back.

Dogtooth

Tue, 09 Feb 2021 22:01:00 -0500

It's time to flex your subtitle muscles and learn how to play Edward VHS Hands in the traditional Greek style.

Night Of The Creeps

Tue, 02 Feb 2021 22:57:00 -0500

Get ready to scream like banshees this week as we explore the proper way to get ready for your upcoming formal dance.

The Banana Splits Movie

Tue, 26 Jan 2021 22:31:00 -0500

Tra la la, tra la la, la
Tra la la, tra la la, la
Tra la la, tra la la, la
Tra la la, tra la la, la.

Verotika

Tue, 19 Jan 2021 22:56:00 -0500

Danxig made a movie. We sat through it. We're all sorry.

Trailer Park of Terror

Tue, 12 Jan 2021 22:18:00 -0500

Grab some opossum rinds and get ready for the best reason to avoid trailer parks at night since the last reason you had to do so.

The Prophecy: Forsaken

Tue, 05 Jan 2021 23:58:00 -0500

We finish up the Prophecy franchise with the final chapter. Does it stick the landing or was it a case of trying to ice skate uphill? Whatever happens, at least Tony Todd was there.

The Prophecy: Uprising

Tue, 29 Dec 2020 21:57:00 -0500

It's the first of the last Prophecy movies this week featuring not Benedict Cumberbatch, the girl from Sliders, and the Romanian countryside.

The Prophecy III

Tue, 22 Dec 2020 23:49:00 -0500

We reach the halfway point in our Prophecy movie marathon and the end of Christopher Walken being in them. It looks like it's all downhill from here.

The Prophecy II

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 23:48:00 -0500

The second installment of the Prophecy series gives us more violent angel hallucinations, mid tier celebrities, and the addition of half-angel babies. Will the second one convert you or will it keep you as a non-believer?

The Prophecy

Tue, 08 Dec 2020 23:31:00 -0500

It's all Prophecy all the time this month as we take a look at all of the Prophecy movies. Are we off to a good start, or is it a bad omen for the rest of the month.

Under The Skin

Tue, 01 Dec 2020 21:42:00 -0500

If you thought that there weren't enough scenes of people asking for directions in the last few movies we watched, then do we have good news for you.

Over Your Dead Body

Tue, 24 Nov 2020 22:20:47 -0500

This was directed by Takashi Miike who also directed Yakuza Apocalypse and Audition. This movie sure isn't either of those.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation

Tue, 17 Nov 2020 21:43:00 -0500

The original title of this movie was The Return of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. We just wanted everyone to know that.

Brightburn

Tue, 03 Nov 2020 22:58:00 -0500

What if Superman was bad might not sound like a horror movie, but rest assured it gets pretty wild when it wants.

The House on Sorority Row

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 23:16:00 -0400

Pig: I'm a sea pig...

Bloody Birthday

Tue, 06 Oct 2020 23:55:00 -0400

To the surprise of no one, Hotlanta picked out this week's film which is in his favorite sub-genre: murder kids and/or kids getting murdered. Although to be fair, he prefers to watch children do the murdering

Sweeny Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Tue, 29 Sep 2020 21:43:00 -0400

We take a look at a movie where everyone can only express themselves through song. Also something about a barber, murders, and pie, but mostly the singing thing.

Mirrors

Tue, 22 Sep 2020 22:58:00 -0400

This week we take a moment to reflect on whether we could see ourselves acting the same way if we were in that situation.

Masters of Horror

Tue, 15 Sep 2020 22:46:00 -0400

We take a look at two episodes of Masters of Horror, Imprint and Fair Haired Child, instead of one movie. It should double our chances for something good or something bad, so nothing really changed I guess.

Always Watching: A Marble Hornets Story

Tue, 08 Sep 2020 21:42:00 -0400

We take a look at movie that's based on a YouTube series called Marble Hornets all about The Operator, who is not Slenderman. Although they do go to the same tailor.

Apocalypse Zero

Tue, 01 Sep 2020 21:48:00 -0400

As Anime August draws to a close, we take time to look at a thoughtful rumination on the transient nature of humanity. Just kidding, it's all punching brains out of heads and bondage monsters.

Vampire Hunter D

Tue, 25 Aug 2020 21:19:00 -0400

We press on through Anime August with a Hotlanta selection so it's bound to be a movie in the most general of terms.

Demon City Shinjuku

Tue, 18 Aug 2020 22:00:00 -0400

For our second week of Anime August we see what happens when you combine inappropriate accents with a non existent plot and just a hint of too much swearing.

Ninja Scroll

Tue, 04 Aug 2020 21:00:00 -0400

We kick off Anime August with a classic tale of a wandering samurai defending the countryside from evil and some real problematic depictions of several things.

Creepshow

Tue, 28 Jul 2020 23:52:00 -0400

Leave that meteor alone and get yourself Adrienne Barbeau drunk as we take a look at this anthology from the team of George Romero and Stephen King.

High Tension

Tue, 21 Jul 2020 22:15:00 -0400

Don't let the title fool you , there are no high voltage power lines in the movie.

Haunt (2019)

Tue, 14 Jul 2020 23:30:00 -0400

Get your spider liquor ready as we head out to a haunted house ran by Jigsaw's cousins, with less games and all murder.

The Hunt

Tue, 07 Jul 2020 23:29:00 -0400

The most dangerous game would've been having someone named Mike organize The Hunt, a Mike Hunt if you will.

Escape Room (2017)

Tue, 30 Jun 2020 23:27:00 -0400

Put on your thinking caps as we try to solve the biggest puzzle of all, why did so many movies based on escape rooms come out at the same time?

Event Horizon

Tue, 23 Jun 2020 23:30:00 -0400

We travel to the edge of the solar system to find the weirdest Goldilocks and the Three Bears adaptation ever put to film.

Brainscan

Tue, 16 Jun 2020 23:25:00 -0400

Dust off your cd-rom drive and get ready for a technological nightmare that only the mid-nineties could produce.

Rampage

Tue, 09 Jun 2020 23:51:00 -0400

Hotlanta requested the movie this week and it was directed by Uwe Boll, so that's two strikes right off the bat. Is a strike out, or does it hit it out of the park?

Rocky Horror Picture Show

Tue, 02 Jun 2020 23:04:00 -0400

There's not much we can say about Rocky Horror that hasn't been said, but we're going to try anyway. God help us all.

Chopping Mall

Tue, 26 May 2020 23:15:00 -0400

We remember our former podcast host Robotlanta this week with a movie about his favorite thing, Dick Miller cameos. It would be pretty weird if it were robots.

Brahms: The Boy 2

Tue, 19 May 2020 23:43:00 -0400

It's time to get your creepy doll on with the sequel to The Boy. Is this a fitting follow up to The Boy? Who knows, none of us have seen it.

Southern Comfort

Tue, 12 May 2020 23:24:00 -0400

The Ghost of Verne Gagne took corporeal form long enough to request this week's movie. Get ready for even more incorrectly identifying characters than ever before and it's mostly not our fault for once.

Waxwork

Tue, 05 May 2020 23:30:00 -0400

This week's film comes from friend of the podcast and one third of the Horrorshow Hot Dog Trifecta Matt. Is this a quality recommendation or is it out of spite? Listen and find out.

Doctor Sleep

Tue, 28 Apr 2020 23:09:00 -0400

As Stephen King month draws to a close, we take a look at the most recent of his adaptations. Is it a quality watch, like The Shining, or is it overly long and dull, like The Shining?

It: Chapter 2

Tue, 21 Apr 2020 23:56:00 -0400

We take a trip back to Derry to finish the It reboot. We would have done it sooner, but we didn't remember anything about it until a librarian called us.

Pet Sematary (1989)

Tue, 14 Apr 2020 23:08:00 -0400

This week the original Pet Semetary gets its chance to prove if the soil of a man's heart is stonier or if dead is better.

Pet Sematary (2019)

Tue, 07 Apr 2020 23:35:00 -0400

It's Stephen King all month long and we kick it off with the Pet Sematary remake. Is it the modern update we wanted, or did it not come back the same.

Cannibal: The Musical

Tue, 31 Mar 2020 22:25:00 -0400

It's time for another horror adjacent musical this week. I think I know precisely what I mean, when I say it's a shpadoinkle podcast.

The Gore Gore Girls

Tue, 24 Mar 2020 22:51:00 -0400

Need more of a 70's era Tom and Jerry vibe from your murder movie? Well you're in luck this week.

Tammy and the T-Rex

Tue, 10 Mar 2020 23:27:00 -0400

We opened the door, we got on the floor, we watched Tammy walk with a dinosaur.

Found

Tue, 03 Mar 2020 23:45:00 -0500

When the best part of a movie is the movie in the movie, that really says something about the movie.

A Bucket of Blood

Tue, 25 Feb 2020 22:59:00 -0500

It's more like a skillet of blood, if we're being honest.

Madman

Tue, 18 Feb 2020 22:30:00 -0500

Hotlanta returns so we can finally watch Madman like he requested, so it's probably going to be bad.

Hell House LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel

Tue, 11 Feb 2020 21:45:00 -0500

Hopefully you like the phrases "Secret Corn Exit" and "Documentarian Guy" because that makes up about 15% of the episode.

The Haunting of Julia

Tue, 04 Feb 2020 21:55:00 -0500

Get ready for the touching story of a child killer,a lamp salesman, and the secret second ghost that came between them.

Angel Heart

Tue, 28 Jan 2020 20:54:00 -0500

We watched this movie just because Mickey Rooney looks different than he does now. Really.

The Company of Wolves

Tue, 21 Jan 2020 20:48:00 -0500

This week's film proves that Angela Lansbury makes everything classier and sometimes creepier as well.

Death Bed: The Bed That Eats

Tue, 14 Jan 2020 21:19:00 -0500

This movie is called Death Bed: The Bed That Eats, not sure what else needs be said.

A Serbian Film

Tue, 07 Jan 2020 21:26:00 -0500

Put on some headphones for this one, you sure don't want to have anyone overhear what happens in this movie. Unless you really need to be kicked out of CVS forever.

Macabre (2009)

Tue, 31 Dec 2019 22:27:00 -0500

This Indonesian movie gives a compelling reason to never help a stranger, unless you're into the giving and receiving violence.

The Velocipastor

Wed, 25 Dec 2019 21:47:00 -0500

Don't let the name fool you, there are ninjas in this movie.

Happy Death Day

Tue, 17 Dec 2019 21:53:00 -0500

This is the day that never ends. It just goes on and on my friend. Somebody started killing just because, and they'll continue killing me forever just because this is the day never ends...

The Evil In Us

Tue, 10 Dec 2019 20:06:00 -0500

We're treated to a Hotlanta pick this week so get ready for another entry in the "why do we let him keep picking things" series.

You Might Be The Killer

Tue, 03 Dec 2019 20:12:00 -0500

Have you ever been watching The Mask and thought to yourself, this is ok but not enough people died horrifically? That's kinda weird but this movie has you covered regardless.

The Gallows: Act 2

Tue, 26 Nov 2019 20:34:00 -0500

The Gallows: Act 2, now with 90% less found footage than traditional The Gallows.

The Gallows

Tue, 19 Nov 2019 20:35:00 -0500

Hang around as we do our best to give you some gallows humor this week.

I'll show myself out.

As Above, So Below

Tue, 12 Nov 2019 20:57:00 -0500

Have you ever thought to yourself, man Dante's Inferno would be better with a National Treasure subplot. No? Just us? Fair enough.

The Taking of Deborah Logan

Tue, 05 Nov 2019 20:20:00 -0500

We take a look at a found footage/possession mashup this time around. Are they two great tastes that taste great together, or is it like an orange juice and toothpaste smoothie? There's only one way to find out.

The Ice Pirates

Tue, 29 Oct 2019 21:13:00 -0400

We finish up October with a classic tale of space pirates, time warps, and supposedly space opossums. If you see any space opossums, please let us know. We really wnat to see space opossums.

The Last Starfighter

Tue, 22 Oct 2019 21:46:00 -0400

Get your quarters ready as we take a look at why being good at anything could really be a trap set by aliens.

Highlander

Tue, 15 Oct 2019 21:21:00 -0400

There can be only one ... time of the year where we celebrate the spookiest month by dressing up like a podcast that reviews 80's sci-fi/fantasy. We are bad at maintaining our brand.

Spider Baby

Tue, 01 Oct 2019 21:45:00 -0400

We pay tribute to Sid Haig this week with one of his first movie roles, as a bald weird guy. We know, it's hard to believe.

The Killing of a Sacred Deer

Tue, 24 Sep 2019 21:27:00 -0400

No non-sacred deer were harmed during the making of this film. The sacred one was very much harmed though.

Anna and the Apocalypse

Tue, 17 Sep 2019 21:22:00 -0400

"Yeet."

-Hotlanta

Mayhem

Tue, 10 Sep 2019 21:57:00 -0400

It took quite a while but we finally got around to watching this recommendation from Mr. Green(e). It's not you, it's us. We just needed some time to kinda find ourselves, you know?

Critters Attack

Tue, 03 Sep 2019 21:52:00 -0400

In the spirit of full disclosure, we mistakenly refer to the Krites as Critters throughout this episode. We apologize for the oversight.

The Burning

Tue, 27 Aug 2019 21:39:00 -0400

With Troy still wandering the tundra, we needed reinforcements, but the best we could do was Biteums. So get your maggot filled skull candle ready for this star-studded (no really it is) movie.

The Curse

Tue, 20 Aug 2019 21:58:00 -0400

While Troy is off in the frozen wastes, we take a look at a movie that is based on a Lovecraft story, because that always works out well.

The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence)

Tue, 13 Aug 2019 21:42:00 -0400

We finish up the Human Centipede trilogy thanks to Hotlanta. Don't worry, his streak of picking movies we don't want to watch remains untarnished.

Tokyo Tribe

Tue, 30 Jul 2019 21:45:00 -0400

While not a horror movie, it does feature Cyborg Kaori as Beatboxing maidservant, so it all evens out.

Vile

Tue, 23 Jul 2019 21:16:00 -0400

Fun fact: The working title for this movie was "120ish Minutes of People Getting Their Fingernails Ripped Off and Some Kind of Science Stuff Around the Edges" but it was too long to fit on the marquee.

Prom Night 2

Tue, 16 Jul 2019 22:35:00 -0400

It's time for one of our favorite things, watching a sequel to a movie even though we never watched the first one. Although in fairness, this movie has nothing to do with the first one anyway.

The Wicker Man (1973)

Tue, 09 Jul 2019 21:09:00 -0400

Get ready for a classic film with no Michael Kane, factually accurate salmon, and our continued commitment to not be able to remember the order of events in anything we watch.

Happy Birthday to Me

Tue, 02 Jul 2019 21:45:00 -0400

Grab a rat beer and harness your salamander based electrical as we try to solve the mystery of why this needed to be almost two hours long.

Bloodrayne

Tue, 25 Jun 2019 21:18:00 -0400

No Troy this time and the movie up is directed by Uwe Boll. There is definite correlation and very possible causation for when Troy will be "out of town".

Son of Godzilla

Tue, 18 Jun 2019 21:37:00 -0400

We celebrate Father's Day in the only way that seemed right, coincidentally watching a made for TV movie from Japan in 1967 that features the word Son in the title.

Hell House LLC

Tue, 11 Jun 2019 21:08:00 -0400

Get your cameras out and don't stop filming no matter what, it's found footage time. Will we get treated to a Cannibal Holocaust, or will we have a Paranormal Activity inflicted upon us? Only time and this podcast will tell.

Bad Blood: The Movie

Tue, 04 Jun 2019 21:30:00 -0400

This time we almost manage to make a podcast that is as long as the movie we watched, thanks to our old friends digressing, self deprecation, and alcohol.

Pieces

Tue, 28 May 2019 21:12:00 -0400

This movie serves as a warning about why you should never take a child's puzzle-based erotica and threaten to burn it.

Patchwork

Tue, 21 May 2019 21:12:00 -0400

We were of two minds as we tried to piece together our feelings on this dark comedy by way of Stuart Gordon.

After.Life

Tue, 14 May 2019 21:12:00 -0400

We watched the movie After.Life, not to be confused with the website after.life which seems to be some kind of electro dance outfit. Not that you would be confused unless you thought this was some kind of website review podcast.

Sleepaway Camp

Tue, 07 May 2019 21:06:00 -0400

In what might be a surprise to nobody, this is a slasher movie that takes place at a summer camp. Don't worry, it has it where it counts.

The Lawnmower Man

Tue, 30 Apr 2019 21:30:00 -0400

The scariest thing about this movie is that the Director's Cut, which we watched, is almost two and a half hours long. Yikes.

The House That Jack Built

Tue, 16 Apr 2019 21:06:00 -0400

Get your tumblers of straight vodka and frozen pizzas ready, we have a long movie this week. At least we have special guest Bitems on this week to help us get through it.

She Kills

Tue, 09 Apr 2019 21:06:00 -0400

Get ready for more merkins than you can shake a stick at, which in this case is just one. But it a very pronounced merkin, so that has to count for something.

Krull

Tue, 02 Apr 2019 21:23:00 -0400

Get ready for high-ish fantasy and sci-fi's lovechild who has a poor understanding of what a glaive actually is. We all know the real glaive is the friends you made along the way.

Neon Demon, The

Tue, 26 Mar 2019 21:20:00 -0400

Not to be confused with just any old Neon Demon, this is THE Neon Demon. You can tell because of all the Mountain Pumas.

AfterDeath

Tue, 19 Mar 2019 21:21:00 -0400

Ever wondered what Lost would be like if it had a lower budget, was a movie instead of a TV series, and was way more focused on the collapse of the entire constructs of heaven and hell? This movie, I mean why else would we bring it up?

The Crazies (2010)

Tue, 12 Mar 2019 21:50:00 -0400

In our inadvertent second installment of people from Iowa are weird, we get geography lessons, baseball field shootings, and medical pitchforks. That's Iowa for you.

Haunted

Tue, 05 Mar 2019 20:21:00 -0500

We take a look at ghosts and the men who love them as well as some handy tips for making your own bidet. It's edutainment in the loosest sense of the word.

The Evil Within

Tue, 26 Feb 2019 20:06:00 -0500

We head down to our secret prohibition era room to discuss the finer points of mirror people and Showbiz Pizza. Remember The Rock-afire Explosion?

Runaway

Tue, 19 Feb 2019 20:25:00 -0500

Tom Selleck stars in this surprisingly accurate portrayal of a future full of robots and other robot adjacent technologies. And I wonder, I wa wa wa wa wonder how many other stars you might recognize.

Hisss

Tue, 12 Feb 2019 20:09:00 -0500

We tackle our first Indian movie this week and learn that you shouldn't interrupt two cobras in the midst of snake-based lovemaking. You would think we wouldn't need to learn that.

The Pit

Tue, 05 Feb 2019 20:44:32 -0500

Canada serves us up this tale of hole monsters and wildly inappropriate expressions of puberty in ways only the 1980's could provide.

Hatchet

Tue, 29 Jan 2019 20:30:00 -0500

Stop me if you've heard this one, a group of people find themselves trapped in the woods being picked off by a possibly supernatural killer. But what sets this one apart is ... I don't know, Tony Todd?

Jigsaw

Tue, 15 Jan 2019 20:01:00 -0500

We watch the eighth part of the Saw franchise this week in the time honored tradition of not watching movie series in chronological order. At least we started with the first one this time.

Martin

Tue, 08 Jan 2019 20:37:00 -0500

Grab some garlic and cover your living room in gaudy wallpaper as we a look at one of George Romero's hidden gems this thanks to Dummyact.

Tenebre

Tue, 01 Jan 2019 20:58:00 -0500

Real cousin Brett (two legged bringer of destruction) has us take a look at this Argento flick that proves our long held belief that nothing good comes from books.

Mum and Dad

Tue, 18 Dec 2018 18:07:25 -0500

We accidentally watch a movie that features Christmas right before the Holiday Season is upon us. Thanks Mr. Green for the save.

Hereditary

Tue, 11 Dec 2018 18:05:20 -0500

In an uncharacteristic move, we are going to say up front, watch this movie before you listen to this episode. This movie is better without spoilers.

Bio Zombie

Tue, 04 Dec 2018 18:18:28 -0500

Starring Pauly Shore and Stephen Baldwin, this is the tale of two slackers who, while looking for a bathroom, get locked inside a sealed self-contained ecosystem for a year. Wait, that's Bio-Dome. This one had zombies.

American Psycho 2

Tue, 27 Nov 2018 19:29:35 -0500

We would say this is clearly cashing in on the American Psycho name, but that implies that this movie made any money.

Rubber

Tue, 13 Nov 2018 19:28:00 -0500

We tread lightly this episode so we won't cause first time requestor and long time friend Mr. Brown to retire his listener status.

Bridemic

Tue, 06 Nov 2018 18:48:51 -0500

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it, a lesson that we find to be true as we let Brett pick a movie again. Will we never learn.

Don't Panic

Tue, 30 Oct 2018 18:50:57 -0400

While attending Dismember the Alamo, Troy came across this masterwork that just screamed bonky donkey to him, so we just had to see it right away. Or he had already watched 4 movies in the last 24 hours and needed a break. Either way, dinosaur pajamas.

The Lost Boys

Tue, 23 Oct 2018 20:21:42 -0400

Remember a time where anything anybody was wearing in this movie was considered "hip" or "cool" or "ok to wear in pubic". We do. The 80's sure were a time.

Also, sorry for the sound, Troy wasn't here to tell us.

Tomie Unimited

Tue, 16 Oct 2018 20:11:39 -0400

We return with a double request for a Tomie movie. We went with this one because it was easy to find. We wish we looked more.

Tag (2015)

Tue, 02 Oct 2018 19:00:51 -0400

Finally, a movie that isn't afraid to take Troy down a peg. One. Whole. Peg.

Gravy

Wed, 26 Sep 2018 21:27:23 -0400

We take another trip into the world of "horror comedy" thanks to friend of several podcasts Christian LeBlanc. Does Gravy really make everything better? Listen and find out.

Dead Alive

Tue, 18 Sep 2018 19:18:25 -0400

Before Peter Jackson made movies about other people's stories featuring heavy use of New Zealand landscape porn, he made one of the most splattery gore movies ever. Does it still live up to the hype? Lets find out, together.

Maximum Overdrive

Tue, 11 Sep 2018 20:38:25 -0400

"This movie really changed my feelings on the musical stylings of ACDC" - Brett

Little Otik

Tue, 04 Sep 2018 19:55:20 -0400

We had to scour the depths of the internet to be able to bring to you the touching tale of a log monster that like to eat. Think Little Shop of Horrors meets Pinocchio by way of the Czech Republic, but not exactly.

The Red Shoes (2005)

Tue, 28 Aug 2018 19:14:38 -0400

Join us as we take a look at a Korean film that seems to not know what the color red is and a surprising amount of children being knocked to the ground by their parents.

Fire Walk With Me

Tue, 21 Aug 2018 18:57:04 -0400

We put on a pot of coffee this week and see if we can make heads or tails of the prequel to Twin Peaks. Be warned there are spoilers for the overall story of Twin Peaks, so listen at your own risk.

Ice Cream Man

Wed, 15 Aug 2018 13:53:24 -0400

It's Clint Howard all the way down as we take a trip in our ice cream truck to check out the world's least secure mental hospital.

Black Christmas (1974)

Tue, 07 Aug 2018 18:42:23 -0400

We keep our streak of not doing the movie we said we were going to going as we continue to watch movies with a tenuous connection to women who played Juliet in movies.

Tromeo and Juliet

Tue, 31 Jul 2018 19:09:21 -0400

All this talk about James Gunn gave us a hankering for some good old fashioned Troma-style transgressive film making, so we picked the classiest one we could find with Lemmy as the nararator.

It (1990)

Tue, 24 Jul 2018 18:59:23 -0400

We take the easy way out this week by watching half a movie that's almost the same as a movie we already watched, all while sounding like robots. Hooray for technical issues!

It (2017)

Tue, 17 Jul 2018 19:53:22 -0400

We take a look at the second most upsetting thing you could find in a sewer, after C.H.U.D.S. of course.

The Keep

Tue, 10 Jul 2018 19:06:09 -0400

A movie so drenched in atmosphere, it leaked into our recording and turned us into underwater robots. Well, two of us at least.

Creep (2004)

Tue, 03 Jul 2018 18:25:21 -0400

We take a look at another movie called Creep. Feel free to insert your own TLC andor Radiohead joke here.

The Ballerina

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:54:35 -0400

In a rare turn of events, we manage to stay on track and focused without Troy here to keep us from glossing over everything... mostly.

The Vampire and the Ballerina

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 18:18:19 -0400

If you ever saw a vampire movie and said to yourself, "This needs more free form jazz dance numbers." then do I have some exciting news for you.

Black Swan

Tue, 12 Jun 2018 18:25:51 -0400

Based on the real life person Sir Henry Morgan, this is a tale of pirates, romance, and a good old fashioned double cross. Wait, I think I might have watched the wrong movie , is it supposed to be black and white?

Suspiria (1977)

Tue, 05 Jun 2018 19:55:10 -0400

We take a look at one of noted living person Dario Argento's most well know works, because we wanted to, NOT because of the remake. That is a non-clickbait related coincidence.

Little Evil

Tue, 29 May 2018 20:30:00 -0400

This movie is what happens when you take one part Problem Child, add in some Rosemary's Baby, and garnish with just a dash of AC/DC guitarist Angus Young.

A Thief in the Night

Tue, 22 May 2018 19:35:31 -0400

In what is the clear winner of the Not Really A Horror Movie but We're Going to Watch it Anyway award comes the first part of the Thief in the Night series about the Rapture.

Swamp Thing

Wed, 16 May 2018 18:16:53 -0400

On the recommendation of Troy, we took a look at Swamp Thing. Did he make our hearts sing? Did he make everything groovy? Swamp Thing we think we love you, but we want to know for sure.

The Shining (1980)

Tue, 08 May 2018 18:31:40 -0400

For our 200th episode, we wanted to treat ourselves to something nice because it's only a matter of time before we let Brett pick a movie again.

We just want to thank everyone for their support whether through supporting us with some of you hard earned money, making requests, stopping by our discord, or just listening.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

Wed, 02 May 2018 04:11:04 -0400

In tribute to R. Lee Ermey we take a look at another one of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake/reboots/sequels/reimagings. We also have our first instance of fact checking, probably, no one checked into it.

Shivers

Tue, 24 Apr 2018 17:51:48 -0400

We take a look at what might be the least Cronenberg-ish of all the Cronenberg works, aside from the commercial he did for Nike Air 180s back in the day. It's proto-Cronenbergian!

The Black Cat (1934)

Tue, 17 Apr 2018 20:59:37 -0400

We take it back to a simpler time this week when men always wore suits and women were carried most places.

Attack The Block

Tue, 10 Apr 2018 20:23:54 -0400

We always thought that touching an alien is a good way to get chlamydia, innit, bruv.

Shadow of the Vampire

Tue, 27 Mar 2018 19:00:04 -0400

We take it back to the old school this week not only because of the movie, but also because Troy isn't around to keep us on track. It goes as well as you'd think.

Horns

Thu, 22 Mar 2018 19:31:52 -0400

Unlock your blanket stashes and settle in for uncomfortable confessions and flashbacks, flashbacks, flashbacks.

I Saw the Devil

Tue, 06 Mar 2018 22:09:47 -0500

In what might be a first, we had two people request the same movie. Does that make it really good, or really bad? Listen and find out.

Mystics in Bali

Tue, 27 Feb 2018 19:26:38 -0500

Thanks to this movie we all became confused and emotional, I guess you could say we lost our heads.

*Pause for laughter

Blood for Dracula

Tue, 20 Feb 2018 20:53:41 -0500

Finally a vampire movie that isn't afraid to tackle the complex relationship between the bourgeoisie and proletariat as it pertains to the concept of arranged marriages in an attempt to maintain your family's status.

Return of the Living Dead

Tue, 13 Feb 2018 18:29:15 -0500

Slather yourself in oil and eat some brains in order to numb the pain of listening to this episode.

Leviathan

Tue, 06 Feb 2018 19:42:11 -0500

We take a look at Leviathan this week, not the one about the North American fishing industry or the Russian one based loosely based on the guy who went on a rampage with a modified bulldozer, but the one about undersea mining.

Hideshi Hino's Theater of Horror

Tue, 30 Jan 2018 19:03:35 -0500

Funny story, turns out this is a series of six movies, so we picked the two that really spoke to us to watch. By spoke to us, We mean the ones available on YouTube.

Flesh for Frankenstein

Tue, 23 Jan 2018 17:54:54 -0500

It takes all three of us to tackle the most pressing question that this movie brings up, are Frankenstein's monsters reborn with the organs they die with or just snakes where their guts were.

The Toxic Avenger

Tue, 16 Jan 2018 20:47:35 -0500

Keep your eyes open for the debut performance of Marisa Tomei in what might be the Citizen Kane of Troma movies, although that is a admittedly low bar.

He Never Died

Tue, 09 Jan 2018 19:02:46 -0500

Standing here like a loaded gun, waiting to go off. We've got nothing to do but shoot our mouths off

Dracula 3000

Tue, 02 Jan 2018 20:57:41 -0500

Take a look into the distant future where Vampires are real and space stations still have VCRs in the rec rooms. Spooky.

Titus

Tue, 26 Dec 2017 20:38:59 -0500

We show off our more refined side with some of the Bard this week, even if all of his works were written by Edward de Vere. Wake up sheeple.

Night of Something Strange

Tue, 12 Dec 2017 18:53:09 -0500

We got a request from our number one fan Todd this week and to celerbrate we have a special guest, intermittent audio issues due to Skype.

Society

Tue, 05 Dec 2017 18:47:17 -0500

How do you like your tea? Cream, sugar... or do you want me to pee in it? -Clarissa Carlyn

Creep/Creepy/Creepozoids

Tue, 28 Nov 2017 19:21:15 -0500

We were out for the Thanksgiving holiday, but you can give thanks we had our crossover episode with the HSHD gents to put up. Unless you already went to their site and listened, then it just seems lazy.

Attack on Titan

Wed, 22 Nov 2017 20:31:24 -0500

Welcome to our first, and possibly only, installment of Movies Troy Saw on an Airplane, where we watch a movie that Troy saw while flying on an airplane.

Saw

Tue, 14 Nov 2017 18:22:33 -0500

It's back to nonsense as usual this week, what better way to get back into the swing of things than to see Saw.

Poltergeist (2015)

Tue, 07 Nov 2017 21:11:22 -0500

We let the Horrorshow Hot Dog gents have a taste of that sweet, sweet Slaughterhouse Princess lifestyle and let them record our episode celebrating Take Your Ghost to Work Day, while we take a stab at their format. So check us out over on their site and see why we only do one movie a week.

Night of the Lepus

Wed, 01 Nov 2017 18:24:04 -0400

We round out accidental animal based non-consecutive 3 weeks out of the month month with a movie about rabbits. Scary, scary rabbits.

Uninvited (1988)

Tue, 24 Oct 2017 18:57:49 -0400

We take paws this week to get a little catty about killer mutant cats and no, we aren't kitten you.

Suicide Club

Tue, 17 Oct 2017 19:21:58 -0400

Why did you come? Did you come to repair your connection to yourself? Or did you come to sever that connection?

Werewolf (Pilot)

Tue, 10 Oct 2017 18:56:42 -0400

We try something a little different this week with a TV pilot. Like a first episode of a show, not like Steven Weber from Wings.

The Last Vampire on Earth

Tue, 03 Oct 2017 18:42:09 -0400

Russ Ross Applesauce reminds us this week why we approach anything he suggests with cautious optimism, and are justified in doing so.

Possession (1981)

Tue, 26 Sep 2017 21:33:59 -0400

We learned something this week, sometimes it takes time to wrap your head around something, to really appreciate it, and to take in the nuance of a work. And sometimes you ignore those facts and record a podcast 10 minutes later anyway.

How to be a Serial Killer

Tue, 19 Sep 2017 19:17:56 -0400

We would like to take this opportunity to apologize for the lack of puns we made this week based on the fact that cereal and serial are homophones in this week's episode. It will never happen again.

From Dusk Till Dawn

Tue, 05 Sep 2017 21:50:14 -0400

We grab our favorite agave-based booze this week and head south of the border for some classic vampire smashing action. OK, ramblers. Let's get rambling.

Green Room

Tue, 29 Aug 2017 20:24:30 -0400

We have a special guest this week who brings her distinct views about punk rock music, as well as people who may or may not be at the front door. Please welcome to the podcast, Leia.

Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl

Tue, 22 Aug 2017 20:29:05 -0400

What happens when Sam Raimi has a baby with Troma that gets put up for adoption and gets raised by highly pressurized bags of blood? Aside from a serious need to reform the adoption system, this movie.

Heartless

Tue, 15 Aug 2017 20:06:21 -0400

A retelling of the classic deal with the devil story in the same vein as Faust , The Devil's Advocate, and The Transformers: The Movie. Now featuring a solid 75% to 85% more heart shaped bitrhmarks.

Dr. Giggles

Tue, 01 Aug 2017 19:57:14 -0400

We take a request from our number one listener Tod this week, so turn your head and cough, because the doctor is in, mostly due to us not having our apple today.

Beware: Children at Play

Tue, 25 Jul 2017 18:56:57 -0400

Brett comes back just in time for a trip to the New Jersey bible belt to debate the finer points of cleavages, both front and back.

Uzumaki

Tue, 18 Jul 2017 18:24:07 -0400

This movie spins us right round, baby. Right round like a record, baby. Right round round round. Thankfully, the movie is better than this joke.

Brotherhood of the Wolf

Tue, 11 Jul 2017 21:18:14 -0400

It took me about 20 minutes to realize this wasn't the gender swapped version of Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants like I had originally thought it was.

Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed

Tue, 04 Jul 2017 19:06:04 -0400

The hardest part about being a Canadian werewolf is always having to say you're sorry, with seeing your sister's ghost after you killed her a being close second.

Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon

Tue, 27 Jun 2017 20:12:53 -0400

We take a look at a movie that's part Blair Witch and part Behind the Music, as requested by the guy so nice, we say his name twice, RCB.

'Gator Bait

Tue, 20 Jun 2017 19:43:48 -0400

It's a short one this week as we take a trip to the bayou and make several unfunny jokes because Troy wasn't here to keep us in check.

Exte: Hair Extensions

Tue, 13 Jun 2017 20:10:46 -0400

In our quest to educate as well as entertain, we wanted you to know hair fetishism is also known as trichophilia. You're welcome.

The VVitch

Tue, 06 Jun 2017 22:43:28 -0400

We cameth h're to chopeth wood and talketh liketh t wast shakespeare times, and we're all out of wood

From Beyond

Tue, 30 May 2017 19:45:09 -0400

Finally, a movie that proves interdimensional Eldritch abominations are made mostly of writhing piles of flesh and KY jelly.

Candyman

Tue, 23 May 2017 19:39:29 -0400

In honor of Troy's newfound status as an amateur apiarist, we watched the first movie that we could think of involving bees, but not starring Nicolas Cage.

The Collector (1965)

Tue, 16 May 2017 20:29:33 -0400

Have you ever thought to yourself, I sure would like to listen to an episode of Slaughterhouse Princess, but it's a little to tawdry to listen to with my kids/parents/cult leader? Well, thanks to Patreon backer Thomas you can listen to this safe for work episode in mixed company with a minimal amount of shame.

The Cell

Tue, 09 May 2017 19:21:02 -0400

This week we were joined by Patreon backer DairyTech in our movie chat. And to make sure he had buyer's remorse, we let Brett pick the movie, even though we all said we wouldn't let him pick movies anymore. The real question isn't did he regret it, but how fast did he regret it.

Zombeavers

Tue, 02 May 2017 19:57:44 -0400

We somehow managed to talk about a 77 minute movie about zombie beavers for almost an hour. Please accept this beaver fact as an apology: Beavers are the second largest rodent in the world after the Capybara.

Death Race 2050

Tue, 25 Apr 2017 19:32:19 -0400

It's the triumphant return of Brett. Also, we watch a movie that continues to make it look like we only watch B-Movies, which we don't.

Altered States

Tue, 11 Apr 2017 19:58:38 -0400

Drugs, so easy a caveman could do them.

Helldriver

Wed, 05 Apr 2017 21:53:43 -0400

When the fact that the title of the movie isn't shown until about 48 minutes in ranks as one of the least weird things about a movie, you're in for quite a ride.

The Sand

Tue, 28 Mar 2017 18:52:02 -0400

A quick Google search reveals that this might be the only movie that features hot dog throwing as a monster dowsing rod.

Chained

Tue, 21 Mar 2017 19:04:44 -0400

We learn the importance of finishing what you start from a literal murder dad this week.

Witchtrap

Tue, 14 Mar 2017 18:34:24 -0400

How many witches could a witchtrap trap if a witchtrap could trap witches?

The Devil's Carnival

Tue, 07 Mar 2017 18:53:45 -0500

We visit the Cirque du So Lame this week with a "horror musical" from the creators of Repo! The Genetic Opera.

Ticked-Off Trannies With Knives

Tue, 28 Feb 2017 21:30:16 -0500

We enter a world of fantasy daggers, pun based names, and clear Tarantino influence in this week's episode.

Dickshark

Tue, 21 Feb 2017 20:16:50 -0500

We mark our triumphant return to podcasting by watching a movie requested by dummyact with an estimated $6000 budget directed by Bill Zebub.

The Thing (1982)

Tue, 31 Jan 2017 21:25:39 -0500

We decided to take a look at the sequel to the 2011 film The Thing, the 1982 film The Thing.

It Follows

Tue, 24 Jan 2017 21:53:17 -0500

This week we watched It Follows, which started as a rejected tourism video for the Detroit chamber of commerce.

Grim Prarie Tales

Tue, 17 Jan 2017 21:01:09 -0500

If I told you there was a movie with James Earl Jones and Brad Dourif, why wouldn't you give it a try? Funny you should ask that....

Sorority Row

Tue, 10 Jan 2017 19:03:27 -0500

We pay tribute to Carrie Fisher this week by watching a movie she was barely in. We probably should've picked Scream 3.

Shark Exorcist

Tue, 03 Jan 2017 19:24:36 -0500

We return after weeks of Holidays and technical issues to bring you Shark Exorcist, which sadly, does not feature a shark conducting exorcisms.

Re-Animator

Tue, 13 Dec 2016 21:30:23 -0500

We watched an "adaptation" of the H.P. Lovecraft story Herbert West, Re-Animator. We snorted a bunch of highlighter ink and totally lost our heads over it.

The Final Girls

Tue, 06 Dec 2016 22:55:27 -0500

This week's episode has some serious audio issues, mostly Troy sounding like he's trapped in a well. We decided to put it up anyway as a blooper reel of sorts. If you're up to it, give it a try and if not, we will revist this movie at a later time and give it the episode it deserves.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

Wed, 30 Nov 2016 18:40:58 -0500

Finally, someone made a movie that addresses the question that we, as a society have struggled with for years. What would Jesus do? Kill vampires and sing the occasional musical number, it appears.

The Possession of Michael King

Tue, 22 Nov 2016 20:54:03 -0500

Something possessed Brett to skip this week, so it was just the two of us. Don't worry, we decided we could make it if we tried. Also Skype sucks.

Turbo Kid

Tue, 15 Nov 2016 19:59:10 -0500

Our first Twitter request is up this week from redcapjack. Is it the only movie where Indiana Jones arm wrestles Mola Ram? Probably.

Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse

Tue, 08 Nov 2016 21:35:05 -0500

You might not like this movie, but even if you don't you still have to give it up for having the best name for a strip club possibly ever.

Freddy Got Fingered

Tue, 01 Nov 2016 20:42:58 -0400

For Halloween we dressed up as a comedy movie podcast and did a request courtesy of Jeff Clark. It's the directorial debut from "comedian" Tom Green all about his sick skateboarding skills and Rip Torn looking kinda drunk the entire time.

Lumberjack Man

Tue, 25 Oct 2016 20:45:56 -0400

This movie proves the old adage, revenge is a dish best served on a giant stack of pancakes coated in the blood of the church camp kids you murdered so you can gain super demon powers.

Evil Dead (2013)

Tue, 18 Oct 2016 19:32:24 -0400

Evil Dead weeks draw to a close with the 2013 remake/reboot. Is it a fitting tribute to the series, or is it another soulless cash grab looking to cash in on brand recognition and nostalgia? Listen and find out.

Army of Darkness

Tue, 11 Oct 2016 20:38:11 -0400

We wrap up on the original Evil Dead trilogy this week. It's the least horror movie of the bunch but what it lacks in horror it makes up for in stop motion skeletons and Ash quips.

Evil Dead 2

Tue, 27 Sep 2016 18:24:38 -0400

Week 2 of our Evil Dead-a-thon is underway and that means it's time for Evil Dead 2. Part comedy, part horror, part high pressure blood geyser, this movie has something for everyone.

The Evil Dead

Tue, 20 Sep 2016 20:38:25 -0400

We kick off Evil Dead non-sequential four week time period with the The Evil Dead. It introduced us to Sam Raimi, Bruce Campbell, and the idea that a plant could sexually assault someone.

The Green Inferno

Tue, 06 Sep 2016 19:43:40 -0400

This week we watched Eli Roth's idea of a cannibal movie and died inside a little each time Brett called Cannibal Holocaust "the first one".

Oculus

Tue, 30 Aug 2016 20:47:37 -0400

We welcome Troy back this week as we take a look at Oculus. Get it, it's funny cause oculus means eye in Latin and I wrote look. Jokes are hard.

Taxidermia

Tue, 16 Aug 2016 19:40:25 -0400

While Troy takes a few weeks to indulge his wanderlust, we push the forward and look at the world of post WW2 competitive eating/vomiting.

The Devil's Rejects

Tue, 09 Aug 2016 21:41:05 -0400

In honor of Brett defying the odds and not dying for another year, we let him pick which request we would watch this week. After refusing his first choice, he decided on this one.

Salo

Tue, 02 Aug 2016 19:16:27 -0400

If you had to sum up this movie in one word, it would be Coprophilia. Don't Google that in mixed company or at work.

Island of Death

Tue, 26 Jul 2016 23:00:59 -0400

Desperation, understanding. Destination, never ending. Get the sword.

Audition

Tue, 19 Jul 2016 21:49:53 -0400

This movie features a person in a burlap sack eating vomit from a dog bowl, as well as some sort of Audition.

Tucker and Dale vs Evil

Fri, 15 Jul 2016 18:36:50 -0400

We take a trip into the woods this week for some horror comedy and a bonus installment of Nail Guns Don't Work Like That, hosted by Chris.

Nightwatch - Daywatch

Tue, 05 Jul 2016 20:15:41 -0400

Due to technical issues last week, we bring you a double feature this week. It's twice the movies and two-thirds the hosts, which works out to about an average podcast.

The Cabin in the Woods

Tue, 21 Jun 2016 21:01:35 -0400

Normally, we won't warn you about spoilers, but this time we have to make an exception. So spoiler alert, but if you are listening to this podcast, you've probably already seen it

The Faculty

Tue, 14 Jun 2016 21:06:48 -0400

Grab some scat and try to count all the up and coming stars in the most 90s movie we've seen so far.

Hell Comes to Frogtown

Tue, 07 Jun 2016 20:25:21 -0400

This week our movie is light on horror, but heavy on anthropomorphic frogs and inseminating as many women as possible as demanded by the government.

John Dies at the End

Tue, 31 May 2016 21:08:41 -0400

Will Troy manage to break his streak of falling asleep during this movie? Will we forget to credit Mike for this week's request? Will Chris be able to remember the name of any of the characters? We answer these questions and more this week.

Knights of Badassdom

Tue, 24 May 2016 20:38:16 -0400

We embrace our inner (and outer) nerd this week with a tale of heavy metalish music and live action role playing.

May

Tue, 17 May 2016 20:39:42 -0400

This movie reminds us of an undeniable, universal truth, kids will always think that a person with an eye patch is a pirate.

Where the Dead Go to Die

Tue, 10 May 2016 20:36:24 -0400

No . . . just no.

Yakuza Apocalypse

Wed, 04 May 2016 20:58:25 -0400

This week our episode features equal parts discussion of the vampire gangster movie featuring a frog wearing a frog mask we watched and Brett's feelings on some classic rock bands. No, really.

Graveyard Shift

Tue, 26 Apr 2016 20:57:07 -0400

This week another Stephen King film and with it some classic King tropes. Like Castle Rock, alcoholics, and people that don't quite talk like people. Oh and rats, lots and lots of slightly wet rats.

Robogeisha

Tue, 12 Apr 2016 20:51:35 -0400

From the folks who brought you Tokyo Gore Police comes the story of a cyborg geisha assassin who turns away from her evil ways and finds redemption through the power of sisterly love and butt swords.

Harbinger Down

Tue, 05 Apr 2016 21:00:46 -0400

This week we get the long awaited mashup of The Thing and Deadliest Catch, with a little bit of Titanic mixed in for the ladies.

Begotten

Tue, 29 Mar 2016 20:55:07 -0400

After watching this movie there were a few things we could all agree on, it was a series of images shown in such a way that it conveyed movement, it was in black and white, and there were several instances of crotch based violence.

Munchies

Tue, 22 Mar 2016 19:46:23 -0400

This movie is just like Gremlins, with all of the charm and quality replaced by terrible jokes, awful acting, and a story that is as bad as it is hard to follow.

Texas Chainsaw 3D

Tue, 15 Mar 2016 23:03:25 -0400

In what might be a first, we are evenly split on what we think about a movie. Who's right, who's wrong, and who can't be bothered to form an actual opinion? Listen and find out.

Guinea Pig 2: Flower of Flesh & Blood

Tue, 08 Mar 2016 20:18:17 -0500

This is shortest, most unpleasant "movie" that we have probably done so far. Legend has it that Charlie Sheen contacted the FBI after seeing it because he thought it was an actual snuff film. Really.

Odd Thomas

Tue, 01 Mar 2016 20:44:45 -0500

Some people might argue that this movie isn't really a horror movie. To them, we ask, what about all the ghosts, transparent fish monsters, and portals to Hell? Between that and Willem Dafoe, your arguement is invalid.

The House by the Cemetery

Tue, 23 Feb 2016 21:11:31 -0500

We dive into some Fulci this week with a recommendation from a new face, Jason. He said he liked the cut of our jibs, how could we refuse. Also, everyone welcome Mr. Greene to the Slaughterhouse Princess family as well. He'll be our new reddit mod/twitterer/all around helpful chap.

Night of the Living Dead

Fri, 19 Feb 2016 00:18:47 -0500

For our 100th episode, we did something a bit wacky. We recorded us watching Night of the Living Dead. It's our best attempt at a Rifftrax. We hope you enjoy, and thank you all for listening. We can't wait to have another 100 episodes for you.

If streaming video isn't your bag, just start the movie at 3:30 into the podcast. You can even listen to the audio track like a regular podcast.

Tusk

Tue, 09 Feb 2016 21:12:37 -0500

This movie was based on a true story,the first sign that a movie is probably not going to go well.

Friday the 13th Part 2

Tue, 02 Feb 2016 20:08:42 -0500

As alternative mobility month draws to a close, we wrap it up with an entry in a classic series. As an interesting side note, we have never reviewed the first Friday the 13th. Oversight or just poor planning? You be the judge.

Scream of Fear

Tue, 26 Jan 2016 19:55:06 -0500

We keep wheelchair month rolling along with some good old fashioned Hammer Horror featuring Christopher Lee. It also has one of the worst taglines we've seen since the podcast started.

Head of the Family

Tue, 19 Jan 2016 20:37:52 -0500

If you only see one movie about giant headed evil scientists that are wheelchair bound and have a tendency to be total smartasses this year, make it this one.

Dagon

Tue, 12 Jan 2016 21:14:38 -0500

Dagon is very similar to The Little Mermaid, but with more skinning people, implied mermaid sex, and giant ocean dwelling eldritch horrors. On second thought, they aren't that alike, really.

House (1977)

Tue, 05 Jan 2016 20:11:50 -0500

We ring new year with an interesting one. It was treated to a Criterion release, so it's totally art and not just a 90 minute fever dream of a movie.

Phantasm

Tue, 22 Dec 2015 19:50:21 -0500

Nothing says Happy Holidays like corpse slaves that are shorter than when they were alive because of gravity. God bless us, everyone.

Suck!

Tue, 08 Dec 2015 20:20:42 -0500

We take on a vampire movie this week thanks to our friend from the North, Mr. Green. It stands as a reminder that just because you are a good musician doesn't mean you're a good actor.

Silver Bullet

Tue, 01 Dec 2015 20:17:43 -0500

We wrap up werewolf month with Silver Bullet. Please feel free to insert your own joke about Coors Light here, it won't slow you down.

Dog Soldiers

Tue, 24 Nov 2015 19:41:12 -0500

No matter what you might hear in this during this podcast, just remember that this is actually episode 90, not 89. We let you down and we're sorry.

Cursed

Tue, 17 Nov 2015 19:34:07 -0500

Werewolf month continues with the only werewolf movie with a swearing werewolf that shoots people the finger. Probably.

Ginger Snaps

Tue, 10 Nov 2015 19:41:38 -0500

To kick off werewolf month we have the classic tale of growing up, hitting puberty, and occasionally eating the guttyworks out of your neighbor's dog. I mean we've all been there, right?

American Mary

Tue, 03 Nov 2015 19:36:24 -0500

Just when you were starting to feel somewhat less unnerved by the prospect of illegal underground body modification surgery, this movie pull out all the stops and enters the terrifying world of going to a strip club to get some shrimp. If that isn't scary, you haven't been to enough strip clubs.

Dead Snow: Red vs Dead

Tue, 27 Oct 2015 22:03:08 -0400

This movie is equal parts violent acts against everyone, from kids to the elderly and lighter comedic moments, like seagull translators and window vomiting.

Sublime

Tue, 20 Oct 2015 19:38:15 -0400

After 85 episodes, we learned a few things here at Slaughterhouse Princess. One thing we learned is that when your "movie" has three to five poop jokes before the fifteen minute mark, you are probably in trouble. Especially when the "movie" is a based on real life events and the American health care system.

The Blair Witch Project

Tue, 13 Oct 2015 20:31:55 -0400

Get ready for some good old fashioned shaky cam this time around as we look at at the granddaddy of the modern found footage movie. Well, maybe more like the annoying cousin.

Tetsuo the Iron Man

Tue, 22 Sep 2015 18:51:06 -0400

Often we here at Slaughterhouse Princess lament that there aren't enough black and white cyberpunk body horror movies that are not only Japanese but also have a difficult to follow story. We no longer have that problem.

Hellbenders

Tue, 15 Sep 2015 19:08:51 -0400

We have a movie full of drinking, fighting, infidelity, blasphemy, drug use, and demon possession. If being a priest in real life was this fun, we'd all sign up.

The Hills Have Eyes

Tue, 08 Sep 2015 19:57:39 -0400

In honor of Wes Craven we look at one of his earlier works. It makes you rethink the idea of a family road trip through the desert/military testing site with only two guns.

Ichi the Killer

Tue, 01 Sep 2015 21:28:04 -0400

We dive into some Japanese exploitation this time around. It involves a sadomasochistic Yakuza boss and a guy who spends equal time crying and getting aroused by killing people. It's that kind of movie.

Return to Blood Fart Lake

Tue, 25 Aug 2015 20:51:06 -0400

Like with most sequels, everything is bigger and better this time. More dance offs, more wheelchairs, more fake ding-dongs, and more annoying chick that thinks it's the twenties.

Terror at Blood Fart Lake

Tue, 18 Aug 2015 19:51:21 -0400

What do you get when you have a tiny budget, bad actors, the desire to make a movie, and a thesaurus? A lot more than you might think.

Inkubus

Tue, 11 Aug 2015 21:35:03 -0400

Troy makes his return this week just in time for a movie recommended by Horrorshow Hot Dog. Well, not recommended to as much as inflicted on us.

They Live

Tue, 04 Aug 2015 20:09:32 -0400

We pay tribute to "Rowdy" Roddy Piper this week with some classic Carpenter action. Get ready for Skeletors, obeying, and for quite possibly the best fight scene ever put to film.

Child's Play

Tue, 28 Jul 2015 18:10:15 -0400

We watched a movie about a doll that kills people because it was possessed by soul transferring voodoo lightning magic. It sounds kinda dumb when you hear it out loud.

2001 Maniacs

Tue, 14 Jul 2015 19:59:05 -0400

Planning a trip to Georgia? Maybe you should consider stopping at the Guts and Glory Jubilee in scenic Pleasant Valley. Just take a left at the homemade detour sign on Rural Route 9. Also check out our new art courtesy of Sabastian West.

Extraterrestrial

Tue, 07 Jul 2015 19:38:31 -0400

We welcome Troy back and tackle a hard-hitting emotional roller coaster about the complicated interpersonal relationships that we all have. Just kidding, its about a group of "young people" having a "party" in a cabin until aliens show up and ruin their "fun".

The Amityville Horror (2005)

Tue, 30 Jun 2015 19:06:50 -0400

This week we struggle to stay focused and helplessly watch the entire episode spiral out of control. This is what happens when Troy isn't around to save us from ourselves.

Fraility

Tue, 23 Jun 2015 18:55:03 -0400

Just in time for Fathers Day, the heartwarming tale of a father who just wants the love of his sons. Oh and also to have them help kill demons in his shed and bury them in the municipal rose garden.

Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky

Tue, 16 Jun 2015 19:45:20 -0400

We dive back into some exploitation this week with Riki-Oh. Its crazy, violent, and almost impossible to follow. And that is why we love it.

Repo! The Genetic Opera

Tue, 09 Jun 2015 16:48:04 -0400

The gangs all here this week, and we decide to try another musical horror movie. Extra bonus points to anyone that knows what the first one was.

13 Sins

Tue, 02 Jun 2015 18:14:36 -0400

Our first task this week is to watch a movie. Our second task was to do it without Troy. Our third was to set fire to a religious icon.

Toyko Gore Police

Tue, 26 May 2015 19:06:21 -0400

We push on without Brett this week because the madness of this film needs to be known. People use bazookas to fly for the love of everything.

Cannibal Ferox

Tue, 19 May 2015 15:31:12 -0400

We go back to the jungle this week for some more exciting cannibal based action. Also ferox means fierce in Latin, just in case you were curious.

The Last Showing

Tue, 12 May 2015 22:44:27 -0400

In this film we find out the dangers of watching The Hills Have Eyes 2 after midnight while in the UK. Especially if the guy running the concession stand is Freddy Krueger.

Disturbing Behavior

Tue, 05 May 2015 18:08:58 -0400

This is the most razor movie we've ever seen. Go forward and get on the bus for brainwashed teens that have only one weakness, becoming aroused.

Poultrygeist

Thu, 30 Apr 2015 17:10:42 -0400

We venture into Tromaville this week, and some of us wished we hadn't. One thing we could all agree on, it was the best musical we have done on this podcast.

Let Me In

Tue, 14 Apr 2015 16:16:07 -0400

We travel back through the mists of time to 1983 this week for the American version of Let the Right One In. If nothing else, it has more kids wearing masks in their underwear while holding knives creeply watching their neighbors with a telescope than the original movie.

Let The Right One In

Tue, 07 Apr 2015 16:24:34 -0400

In this touching story of bullying and vampire love we all learn that we don't know much about Sweden, aside from what we learned watching The Muppets.

Cannibal Holocaust

Wed, 01 Apr 2015 20:59:15 -0400

We take a look at what might be the first found footage movie. Does it live up to the hype that surrounds it? One thing for sure, it's no Nekromantik.

Ms.45

Tue, 24 Mar 2015 16:40:25 -0400

Ms.45 is the story of one woman's quest for vengeance after being sexually assaulted, by shooting as many people as possible. Unfortunately, none of the men she shoots were responsible, but one guy did have some sweet nunchuck skills.

Carnage For The Destroyer

Tue, 17 Mar 2015 16:24:30 -0400

What happens when an ancient god called the Destroyer gets summoned into a haunted house? Well clearly you use heavy metal magics to save humanity. See if you can figure out who Teen Ape and Dana McBoobs are playing.

Nekromantik

Tue, 10 Mar 2015 16:53:54 -0400

When the best thing that you can say about a movie is that there were only two scenes of people urinating, you are in for quite a ride. A short, unpleasant ride.

Surf Nazis Must Die

Tue, 03 Mar 2015 17:13:54 -0500

We decided to ease into exploitation month with a classic Troma picture. It's a tale of surfing, robbery, street gangs, and revenge. And don't get us started on the synth score that really brings the whole movie together.

The Hunger

Tue, 24 Feb 2015 19:11:06 -0500

This movie has something for everyone. There's David Bowie playing a vampire, a guy roller dancing, and a monkey death match. Still not convinced? How about Willem Dafoe in his defining role as 2nd Phone Booth Youth. One of those has to interest you at least a little bit.

Orphan

Tue, 17 Feb 2015 16:08:15 -0500

Our new friend Mr. Troy is here to join us as we dive in to Orphan. We learned many life lessons in this movie such as kids are kinda dicks, you can kill a bird with a paintball gun, and that CCH Pounder might have the coolest name ever.

Neverlake

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 19:06:06 -0500

This week we bring you thought provoking insight on the underlying meaning behind Neverlake. Just kidding, we mainly drank and made fun of orphans.

Bloody Reunion

Tue, 03 Feb 2015 18:45:35 -0500

This week a film that was equal parts confusing and entertaining. Or it might be that it was subtitled and we drank too much. A fun game to play as you listen, see if you can tell when the dog knocked over the bookcase while we were recording.

Nightbreed

Tue, 27 Jan 2015 19:32:34 -0500

This weeks movie come from your friends and ours over at Horrorshow Hot Dog. They bring us a movie with a bad musical number, Canadian redneck sheriffs, and an underground city full of monsters. There are so many monsters.

C.H.U.D.

Tue, 20 Jan 2015 17:52:31 -0500

What is there to say about C.H.U.D.? It stars three people that would go on to be in Home Alone movies, has John Goodman's stirring performance as cop in diner, and something about radioactive sewer zombies that are eating the homeless.

Witching and Bitching

Tue, 13 Jan 2015 17:25:47 -0500

We are treated to an opening with a silver Jesus, SpongeBob, a kid with two revolvers, and several other street performers committing an armed robbery. If that isn't a good enough reason to keep watching, then all hope for society is lost.

The Conjuring

Tue, 06 Jan 2015 19:34:25 -0500

We start off the new year right with our shortest podcast ever. There were creepy dolls, jump scares, and hidden basements. It also might be the longest movie we have done to date, or at least it felt that way.

The Human Centipede (Full Sequence)

Tue, 30 Dec 2014 16:03:44 -0500

The Human Centipede is back. Be amazed at the new longer centipede. Wonder why its shot in black and white. Become upset that you will never get those 88 minutes back after watching it.

Jack Frost

Tue, 23 Dec 2014 16:36:05 -0500

In honor of the holiday season, we watched a movie with a serial killer who gets turned into a snowman by science. Fun fact: There was no snow used in the making of this film, but there was a carrot used very inappropriately.

Battle Royale

Tue, 16 Dec 2014 17:23:19 -0500

Is this a horror movie or not? We'll let you decide but one thing is for sure, this movie has enough blood, yelling, and kids being murdered to make it close enough for us.

Cutting Class

Tue, 09 Dec 2014 17:48:57 -0500

In this movie-film starring Brad Pitt we get to see a different take on the horror genre, a killer that is preying on high school students who like to drink beer and make out. When you can watch the movie on YouTube, you know you are in for a treat.

Castle Freak

Tue, 02 Dec 2014 20:20:33 -0500

Prepare to be amazed by this 1995 classic that time has forgotten. If there is a better movie film featuring a castle freak, we haven't seen it.

Slumber Party Massacre

Tue, 25 Nov 2014 18:29:29 -0500

We dive deep into classic film this week and come up with a timeless classic. It has everything a stereotypical 80's slasher needs boobs, bad acting, murder by power tools, and high school girls that all look to be at least 25.

Session 9

Tue, 18 Nov 2014 20:15:22 -0500

Due to an unfortunate accident involving asbestos, this week's episode is a little shorter than usual. Sorry. We did manage to cram in the same amount of swear words as a normal episode though, so maybe you won't notice.

Walled In

Tue, 11 Nov 2014 17:40:33 -0500

What secrets could lie inside the an apartment complex built in a deserted wasteland, aside from why build such a thing in the first place? Only a demolition expert aided by a slightly gropey teenager and his dog can find out.

Black Christmas (2006)

Tue, 04 Nov 2014 19:40:29 -0500

Happy Halloween! Let's watch a Christmas movie to celebrate! If incest, mental institutions, unpleasant college girls, and eyeball removal don't spell Christmas for you, then I don't know what to say.

Cornered!

Tue, 28 Oct 2014 16:44:08 -0400

This week a story we can all relate to. You are playing poker with some friends and a serial murderer breaks in and starts to kill everyone off one by one. It happened to me just last week. Thanks to Mr. Green for the suggestion.

The Strangers

Tue, 21 Oct 2014 17:48:26 -0400

A tale of unrequited love and home invasion. Consider it a how to guide if your goal is to not survive a home invasion and how to unsuccessfully propose to someone.

Bad Kids Go To Hell

Tue, 14 Oct 2014 17:00:32 -0400

This movie is just like The Breakfast Club, only without anything that makes people remember that movie. To the movie's credit it did add CG walls, boobs, a ghost monster, and a plot twist that would rival any episode of Scooby Doo.

The Beast Must Die

Tue, 30 Sep 2014 21:53:06 -0400

Is not having enough time to figure out who the werewolf is starting to affect your quality of life? Thanks to the patented Werewolf Break, you will have plenty of time to try and figure it out. Side effects of Werewolf Break may include dry mouth, nausea, loss of appetite, and difficulty sleeping. Consult your doctor to find out if Werewolf Break is right for you.

Prince of Darkness

Tue, 23 Sep 2014 15:36:33 -0400

You are receiving this broadcast in order to alter the events you are seeing. Our technology has not developed a transmitter strong enough to reach your conscious state of awareness, but this is not a dream. You are seeing what is actually occurring for the purpose of causality violation.

Kill List

Tue, 16 Sep 2014 18:23:55 -0400

We have a special guest this week to help us unravel the shadowy world of assassins, cults, and why we should more closely watch our alcohol intake.

Antichrist

Tue, 09 Sep 2014 20:40:35 -0400

What do you get when you take an art film and mix it with equal parts horror and Willem Dafoe nude? Listen and find out. Thanks Nick.

In the Mouth of Madness

Tue, 26 Aug 2014 20:38:47 -0400

Watch as one man searches for the truth and falls prey to the most evil thing imaginable, reading.

The Hamiltons

Tue, 19 Aug 2014 18:57:38 -0400

In this touching coming of age story a young man struggles to come to terms with the loss of his parents and find his place not only in the world, but in his family as well. Can he learn to not only love his family, but also himself? Also incest.

Dark Water (2002) VS Dark Water (2005)

Tue, 12 Aug 2014 15:04:43 -0400

Its time for a Dark Water death match, old vs new. Which Dark Water will emerge the winner? Only a mature reasoned discussion will get to the bottom of this.

Dark Water (2005)

Tue, 05 Aug 2014 19:28:57 -0400

We're off to New York this week to check out apartments, have teenagers sexually harass people, and deal with lousy apartment managers. Join us for the American version of Dark Water.

Dark Water (2002)

Wed, 30 Jul 2014 10:29:30 -0400

What do divorce, rain slickers, and ominous red bags have in common? They are all key parts of this weeks movie. Oh, and water, lots and lots of water. Most of which is not dark but regular water.

7 Days

Tue, 22 Jul 2014 15:40:46 -0400

Follow one man's quest for vengeance, and feel uncomfortable during nearly every scene in this movie.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Tue, 15 Jul 2014 17:05:11 -0400

Grab your headcheese and get Grandpa out of the attic, it's time for a trip to Texas.

Resolution

Tue, 08 Jul 2014 17:49:05 -0400

If you see only one movie this year about handcuffing your childhood friend to a water pipe due to his meth addiction, make it this one.

Stalled

Tue, 01 Jul 2014 19:30:42 -0400

This week a request from our pals over at Horrorshow Hot Dog, Stalled. Come with us as we see why we try to avoid Christmas parties at our jobs. Unless Jeff from IT will be there, then count us in.

When the Screaming Stops

Tue, 24 Jun 2014 10:22:44 -0400

Well actually its The Loreley's Grasp as it turns out. Either way there's a guy in a sweet leisure suit who has radioactive knives.

Critters

Tue, 17 Jun 2014 20:53:02 -0400

Take a trip with us to a simpler time with corded phones, face stealing space bounty hunters, and tiny monsters that grow as they eat.

Ringu V.S. The Ring

Tue, 10 Jun 2014 22:15:11 -0400

Which version of the Ring is the best? There is only one way to find out, and it involves drinking and regret.

Ringu

Tue, 03 Jun 2014 16:52:52 -0400

We have Ringu for you this time around. The Japanese inspiration for the US film The Ring. Is it better, worse, or subtitled? Only listening will let you know for sure.

The Ring

Tue, 27 May 2014 19:58:20 -0400

Have you ever been worried that a VHS tape could kill you? Well neither have we, but the characters in The Ring sure are concerned about it.

Wishmaster

Wed, 21 May 2014 00:16:20 -0400

Be careful what you wish for, or at least be sure to word it carefully.

Popcorn

Mon, 12 May 2014 21:46:34 -0400

This week join us as we take a trip to the movies and learn about face stealing, psychic dreams, and stink pucks.

We Are What We Are

Tue, 06 May 2014 20:51:11 -0400

This time around, We Are What We Are.

Deadgirl

Tue, 29 Apr 2014 20:00:58 -0400

Sideburns, nuthouses, and non-consensual sex. All this and more on this episode.

The Human Centipede

Tue, 15 Apr 2014 17:03:59 -0400

Join us on a fun filled trip to Europe as we meet new and interesting people and sew their intestinal tracts together.

The Exorcist

Wed, 02 Apr 2014 09:29:16 -0400

Our second listener request this week featuring former boxer priests and creepy kids.

Teeth

Wed, 26 Mar 2014 01:05:31 -0400

Our first viewer request is up this week. Join us for Teeth, a pro abstinence film about crotch based violence.

Videodrome

Wed, 19 Mar 2014 17:32:14 -0400

Long live the new flesh. Death to Videodrome.

Drag Me to Hell

Tue, 11 Mar 2014 23:02:57 -0400

Join us as we explore why you should never work at a bank or admit you grew up on a farm.

Zombie

Tue, 04 Mar 2014 22:56:14 -0500

Join us as we watch a classic of Italian cinema, Zombie

Compare Halloween (1978) vs Halloween (2007)

Tue, 25 Feb 2014 20:44:29 -0500

The last in our three parter, and it a no holds barred for the title of best Halloween. Plus at no extra charge, a bonus panelist.

Halloween (2007)

Thu, 20 Feb 2014 18:54:36 -0500

This time we take a look at the 2007 remake of Halloween, with mixed results. Is it good or not? You be the judge.

Halloween (1978)

Tue, 11 Feb 2014 18:54:20 -0500

First up in a three part series is Halloween (1978), followed by Halloween (2007), then a debate over the pros and cons of each. Two Halloweens enter, only one leaves!

The People Under the Stairs

Tue, 04 Feb 2014 20:15:44 -0500

Spoiler: There are no people under the stairs in this film.

The Lair of the White Worm

Mon, 20 Jan 2014 17:47:34 -0500

If there is a better movie featuring giant snake gods in England, we haven't seen it.

Hellraiser

Tue, 14 Jan 2014 15:38:09 -0500

In episode 2 we discuss Hellraiser, now featuring 10% more swearing than store brands.

The Stuff

Wed, 08 Jan 2014 17:14:40 -0500

Welcome to Slaughterhouse Princess episode 1 where we discuss The Stuff a classic tale of corporate espionage and brain parasites.