The Kelly Slusher Show

Dear Little One

Wed, 04 Mar 2026 09:22:59 -0800

Conversations about having a good day/bad day, sushi time, the art of being hated, going to a fun dance party, hanging out with great friends, meditation lady crashes shopping cart, and much much more!

Snow Bunny

Wed, 25 Feb 2026 08:47:42 -0800

Conversations about being in a crazy snow storm, being stuck in my house, where do all the small toms go?, working with no sleep, sew sorry sketch, taking tiny baby steps, my awesome cookies, more mundane talk, big fish small pond, mean man clerk, and a pretty song for you

Sleepy Cookie

Wed, 11 Feb 2026 18:02:25 -0800

Conversations about my heart shaped cookies, more mundane talk, shattering glass, wake up sleepy, cart corrals, singing beautiful songs on my ukulele

Act Normal Yoga

Wed, 04 Feb 2026 09:51:49 -0800

Conversations about my successful open mic event, big lizard little lizard, rude store customers, interesting mundane, goth goat yoga, and a sketch called “I’m Normal”, and much more words I say you need not miss!

Chair Toaster

Wed, 28 Jan 2026 08:50:20 -0800

Conversations about clunky radio call names, a strange book club, just stick it business idea, open mic, pizza and pants, emotional support appliances, my coffee yoga sketch, and much more weird words and real stories

Onion Ring Toss

Wed, 21 Jan 2026 08:34:18 -0800

Conversations about how I’m hosting an open mic, onion rings, the little pocket, horses in the rain, the perfect way to fry an egg, singing telegrams, a fake commercial, and much much much more!

Pickle Pocket

Wed, 14 Jan 2026 08:46:09 -0800

Conversations about me as a blonde, sushi sandwiches, my most popular song, being misunderstood, hamlet omelette, my sketch comedy character Debbie Nancy’s dating profile, my website, and many more words you need to hear!

Party Of One

Wed, 07 Jan 2026 08:31:43 -0800

Conversations about my weird New Years, being an ambivert, when I performed as Joan Jett, bunny saved from wolf dog, it’s raining and raining, bingo lingo, and many more words you must hear

Week of the Logs

Wed, 24 Dec 2025 10:01:42 -0800

Conversations about Secret Santa, getting sick, Yule Logs, sad salad, strange texting, rum balls, and many other silly words that you must hear!

Gingerbread Cavemen

Wed, 17 Dec 2025 09:54:53 -0800

Conversations about dancing at a rave, hater boss, being crazy busy, chicken on a treadmill, an silly old-fashioned Christmas tradition, Santa’s donkeys, childhood stories, avocado popcorn, and many more silly willy words and stories that you must hear!

Mr. Chickpeas

Wed, 10 Dec 2025 09:01:14 -0800

Conversations about puff sleeves, being a short girl, seeing a ghost, my town being taken over, home alone 2 is ridiculous, marinated chickpeas a.k.a Mr. Chickpeas, my first music performance, and many more silly conversations

Rubber Fruit

Wed, 03 Dec 2025 08:18:49 -0800

Conversations about rubber fruit, stinky coworker, weather lies, bear spray hair spray, my YouTube channel and a new sketch, donkeys, and many more pretty darn interesting things and things

Punkin Spies

Wed, 26 Nov 2025 08:52:18 -0800

Conversations about silkworms, strange history of turducken, Thanksgiving isn’t very funny, Richard Persimmons, boy choir voice change, and lots of stories and stuff and stuff

Stir Fry On A Stick

Wed, 19 Nov 2025 08:39:00 -0800

Conversations about almost quitting this podcast, tripping out about AI, making reels, kid bragging, beating oppression, bunk back and beyond, being.a knucklehead, and many more stories and jokes

Frumptown

Wed, 12 Nov 2025 09:14:28 -0800

Conversations about feeling sad, Portland Frumptown, making ten hundred cookies, spilling some work tea, friends, drums, being a wandering fool, and perhaps not so interesting topics this episode

Chump Change

Wed, 05 Nov 2025 08:17:51 -0800

Conversations about a nice surprise, slow poke co-workers, popcorn chowder, my bell ringing phobia, coffee in my sippi cup, the Grill Cheese Grill, and many more conversations you never knew you needed to know

Bouillon Buoys

Wed, 29 Oct 2025 08:44:06 -0700

Conversations about box drum vs. drum kit, female barbershop quartet, dangers of the stair climber, my Spanish fans, unintentionally crashing a festival, and some more and more words thanks

Trash Bear

Wed, 22 Oct 2025 10:16:06 -0700

Conversations about my new pink sparkle drum kit, being inspired to play music again, going through a car wash the wrong way, setting boundaries, I was someones costume once, freeway tacos, and many more things you never knew you needed to hear

Wurlitzer Spritzer

Wed, 15 Oct 2025 07:59:37 -0700

Conversations about being a depresso girl, ogle goggles, my new micro bakery, Sweetwater reps, So you think you’re better than me?, and many many more talks of thing and stuff

Butter Butler

Wed, 08 Oct 2025 07:56:25 -0700

Conversations about an ecstatic bell ringer, big donut pit, balloonfest ’86, my bunny story, hoarder hors d'oeuvres, and many more fascinating words that I speak into your listening ears.

Pineapple Haircut

Wed, 01 Oct 2025 08:24:01 -0700

Conversations about baker stories, employee training, drumming again, peanut logs, truck bed swimming pool, torpedo burrito, and many more words I say that no one else will

Pocket Salad

Tue, 23 Sep 2025 19:35:56 -0700

Conversations about a pocket full of salad, animals in the shape of a stick, RIP Ground Chuck, hawk legs, playing drums, left right chef, and many other conversations that you never knew you needed to know.

Information Hat

Wed, 17 Sep 2025 08:53:17 -0700

Conversations about what if I grew up to be a hillbilly, feeling nervous while watching a play, annoying influencers, being honest about Uggs, feeling frumpy, jury dooty, 65 feet of cheese, and a new fresh sketch

Bagel Glasses

Wed, 10 Sep 2025 09:42:56 -0700

Conversations about a miracle, being a genuine wiggle worm, strangers asking me random questions, speed metal cricket sounds, me monsters, and wormholes

Muffin To See Here

Wed, 27 Aug 2025 09:07:04 -0700

Conversations about burning rubber on the skate rink, cat lotion, odd sayings, coffee cup with pockets, hand talkers, and many other words known and unknown

TNT and Tea

Wed, 13 Aug 2025 08:17:55 -0700

Conversations about me winning a blue ribbon, my 51st episode, strange grocery store clerk, tired store, phrogger follow up, an opening sketch and more more more words and stuff

Hair Bubbles

Wed, 30 Jul 2025 07:22:48 -0700

Conversations about extreme refrigerators, pickles in a bag, not getting beat up, phrogging, popcorn fiasco, and much more many more words and stuff

Baby Lady

Wed, 16 Jul 2025 08:25:44 -0700

Conversations about ugly baby pigeons, obnoxious crow calls, me in a cat fight, air chips, random jokes, and many words I say to you upon my microphone for your listening pleasure

Mock Turtlenecks

Wed, 09 Jul 2025 09:22:53 -0700

Conversations about grocery store fireworks, 2 minute cakes, I found a perfect round egg, work stories, cardboard cityscapes, welcome in, a fake commercial, and many other interesting words and stuff

City Lions

Wed, 25 Jun 2025 09:15:18 -0700

Conversations about bunny land, my new video podcast on my YouTube channel, growing my micro bakery, cooing a cat, a twelve dollar bag of potato chips, and many more ridiculous stories

Mom Bob

Tue, 17 Jun 2025 09:06:48 -0700

Conversations about small car big tires, seeing my sketch character in real life, a intense story from my teenage years, twee pop, and many other words that come out of my mouth for your listening experience

Fiddle Sticks

Wed, 11 Jun 2025 07:26:05 -0700

Conversations about hay for dinner, a New York story, ice cream for bears, hillbilly butter, my newest song, and so much more!

Birdy Num Num

Wed, 04 Jun 2025 09:05:51 -0700

Conversations about ridiculous bird names, baby food for adults, when I performed in front of 40,000 people, small buses, and many more invigorating topics you never knew you could know, but never needed to know

Invisible Dance Party

Wed, 21 May 2025 13:58:13 -0700

Conversations about dump cakes, coffee snobs vs Keurig users, dancing sheep off, washing dishes while taking a bath, baking in my bikini, front yard cat box and so much more!

Inflatable Fax Machine

Wed, 14 May 2025 07:36:45 -0700

Conversations about garbage nachos, biker dogs, 10 hundred, talking fridge, singing in a plunger handle, and much more ridiculous stories you didn’t know you didn’t need to know

Kerfuffle Ruffle

Tue, 01 Apr 2025 09:57:03 -0700

Conversations about hydro man, strange appliance combinations like chair toaster, fax fridge, staples kerfuffle, and a brand new sketch

Freckle Heckle

Wed, 12 Mar 2025 08:33:19 -0700

Conversations about sourdough hotels, doggy rescue, Mr Shelf Stain Remover sketch, dragging a suitcase until it catches on fire, Debbie Nancy Sketch, cringe memories and much more

Radio Horses

Mon, 03 Mar 2025 19:34:00 -0800

Conversations about my return, the thinking winkers, punch cards, calling out raccoons, normies must think I’m insane, cracking the code, funny baby names and many other stories you didn’t know you needed to hear

Coffee Size Sighs

Mon, 04 Nov 2024 10:41:31 -0800

Conversations getting made fun of for ordering a small coffee, American chocolate chips are strange, Little House on level land, the blinker non-thinkers, and a ridiculous sketch I made

Strange Muffins

Tue, 24 Sep 2024 12:54:59 -0700

Conversations about 3 things that only happen in movies, cinna-mental muffins, enthusiastic grocery store parking spot guy, cat lotion, business shirt in a mosh pit, and some skits!

Master Of the Cream Puffs

Wed, 21 Aug 2024 22:13:59 -0700

Conversations about no surf and turf please, Costco people, kerfuffles, living in my purse, the one cupcake cafe, blender in a mug, and some other stuff I say

Nude Beans

Wed, 31 Jul 2024 14:14:02 -0700

Conversations about weird airplane sounds, chip cereal, tsa tmi, visiting Phoenix in July, scary neighbor mountain lion, sugar lens eyeglasses

Uncle Ant

Wed, 05 Jun 2024 07:28:51 -0700

Conversations about 10 signs you're dating a frog, serious nonbusiness, hey man did you shave my cat?, a mini-mall under a big mansion, and boobies and buns house music

Chicken Lips

Wed, 22 May 2024 09:14:56 -0700

Conversations about pretend bank robber, muffins, chocolate lump on a cone, coffee resistance, and Brenda Rogers skit, and Sew Sorry skit and lots of stories and silly talk.

Sauce Pan Flute

Wed, 08 May 2024 07:06:57 -0700

Conversations about funny sympathy cards, an annoying singing technique, strange facts, the alphabet diet, service dogs are now trendy, low self-esteem commercials, and many skits!

Human Fly Swatter

Tue, 09 Apr 2024 00:32:10 -0700

Conversations about being a human fly swatter, turducken, my sadness time, croissant sketch, business lamb

Fake Candle Fight

Wed, 27 Mar 2024 07:45:27 -0700

Conversations about growing nachos in my garden, a guy doing his taxes at a rock show, getting my first speeding ticket, auto incorrect, horse pieces in a chess game and some silly skits

Humming Beards

Tue, 05 Mar 2024 18:52:23 -0800

Conversations about fancy nuts, dog on a string, nodding neighbors, a fake ad for fake auto part store slash hair salon, cat lotion

King Baby Of The Middle Children

Tue, 30 Jan 2024 10:25:04 -0800

Conversations about my cute loveseat toe stub, young dude trying to fight a 90-year-old man, me limping around like a dork, Who’s Ralph?, strange phone message, going on a lame date with an ex-prisoner, I’m UMprofessional, impractical pillow trend and Urine Pal fake ad skit

Rad Butler Dude

Wed, 17 Jan 2024 08:13:40 -0800

Conversations about an imaginary butler dude, chain-smoking baby, skunk podcast, being a shy entertainer, fast food meditation skit, and more stuff-n-stuff

Milk Made Magic

Tue, 09 Jan 2024 22:03:45 -0800

Conversations about my New Year's Eve regret, my relocation, wacky new friends, I was pretending to be happy, winey sayings, and a very silly guy who thinks he can melt your face off with his guitar shreds

Fruitcake Chicken Vacuum

Wed, 20 Dec 2023 07:38:13 -0800

Conversations about bad vibe chickens, fist fighting with a vacuum, playing my show, hanging with funny friends and being obnoxious customers, my Meeka Napkins sketch, Nintendo 64 freak out, and silly fake Christmas commercials

Space Age Applesauce

Tue, 12 Dec 2023 08:42:18 -0800

Agoraphobic dad, reading from hillbilly book, fake commercial for fake company called Sew Sorry, playing air guitar, bad marketing for upcycled oat protein.

Gingerbeard Paper Jam

Wed, 06 Dec 2023 07:59:28 -0800

Conversations about the weird origins of the Gingerbread man, me at the airport flying on the busiest day, people on the bus talking to themselves, smorgasbords, the out-of-touch realty lady with an outdated current hair-do, and many more stories you don’t want to miss!!

Kody’s Beeping Fly Box

Tue, 28 Nov 2023 19:57:43 -0800

My very first guest, my brother Kody Slusher, joins me for a hilarious interview. He shares stories of his beeping fly box job, his car breaking down and having to walk 2 1/2 hours, going through the drive-thru with the loudest car, accidentally breaking up a band just by joining, and many more funny stories from my brother Kody.

Thanksgiving Not-So-Special Special

Mon, 20 Nov 2023 20:31:44 -0800

Conversations about dumb luggage, accidental naughty baked goods, visible invisible tape, not-so-tasty 1980's holiday spreads, eating your house

Nacho Purse Sauce

Sun, 12 Nov 2023 16:00:42 -0800

Conversations about my moms free candy shenigans, my dad's humilation, worst hold music ever, I was bald baby named Balivore

Johnny Bean Boats

Wed, 01 Nov 2023 08:13:06 -0700

Conversations about Dog Butt Bullet Poo, Rocker Lady Judy Control Skit, Adult Onesies, Junebug Jubilee, living in the sticks in Oregon, a man reading his book at a rock concert,

Tropical Cardboard

Wed, 18 Oct 2023 14:38:52 -0700

Conversations about caesar salad cheese burger deniers, sparkle water jokes, punk the open mics, ridiculous Debbie Nancy skits

Cream of Pencil Soup

Tue, 10 Oct 2023 10:24:39 -0700

Conversations about pumpkin spies, my public humiliation, my cool weird grandma, my new band Slushees, and much more!!!

Bow Tie Mustache

Mon, 02 Oct 2023 10:08:42 -0700

Shaking Chihuahuas, pantless dentists, bean boats, nacho cheese in a box, stupid nail art, please no headless guitars in my life

Shortwave Rodeo

Tue, 12 Sep 2023 09:11:41 -0700

I'm chatting about being fresh meat on the roller rink, Elmo almost ran me over, hollering at absolutely nobody, backward talking podcast, water is see-through, and my pump and dump fake ad sketch.

Knee Pad Note Pad

Mon, 04 Sep 2023 18:07:35 -0700

Conversations about the great chicken panic, returning after hiatus, boredom standing in lines, frumptown coffee, famous relatives I'm sandwiched in between and some funny sketches you don't want to miss

Turtleneck Knockers

Thu, 01 Jun 2023 16:27:43 -0700

Talking about bad jokes great laughs, creepy classic children's songs, oat milk bullcrap, refrigerator side doors, frustrated 1980's mom

Plastic Animals

Wed, 24 May 2023 09:54:27 -0700

Side of ranch skit, animal car face, why can't you use you're freakin' turn signal, high-class croissant talkers, and 2nd best is never the best

Cheese Pineapple Boats

Wed, 17 May 2023 09:40:30 -0700

Cheese Pineapple Boat skit, extreme minimalism, a cat and a scratch and a rash, Oh Johnny skit, the best B.S. granola cereal, gross me outlet, enchilada recipe thief

I Don’t Want Clipper Fluff

Tue, 09 May 2023 10:44:43 -0700

Transformative lotion skit, wearing Crocs of shame, abominable 70's cuisine, 32-year-old baby bird, theater or theatre

Anti-Gravity Lawn Chair

Tue, 02 May 2023 11:18:08 -0700

Struggles of being an artist in New York, business lamb skit, too much coffee again, a guy called me a robot, free cruise - sort of, ridiculous reasons people call out of work

Cash Shoe Chicken

Tue, 25 Apr 2023 13:33:01 -0700

Debbie Nancy's HOA-VIP sketch, horse pieces in a chess game, wanna-be world traveler, co-worker break dancing, hilarious future predictions

Frog Beards Bird Shows

Tue, 18 Apr 2023 13:31:59 -0700

Mr. Shelf Stain Remover skit, annoying landlord lady, attention-deprived mother, kids bragging about their new toilet seat, and many more skits

Paper Computer

Thu, 13 Apr 2023 14:58:09 -0700

My self-check sketch, party in the window, jesters getting shot out of cannons, my ice cream man dad, my crazy life and several great sketches:)

Coffee Yoga

Fri, 07 Apr 2023 10:41:15 -0700

In this episode, I share my coffee yoga skit, stories of cheesy customers, a smoke-filled drive-thru, and a few ridiculous Meeka Napkins songs

Cassette Tape Calypso

Mon, 03 Apr 2023 09:17:56 -0700

I'm talking about my 3rd-grade freakout, a fake bandmate ad, a sad dad artist type, and insecurity guards. I also have some rad comedy skits.

Wrist Watch Hair Talk

Fri, 31 Mar 2023 15:14:48 -0700

Conversations about dump meals, a squirrel thief stealing cat food, how not to talk valley girl, wristwatch wall clock, and many great skits.

Zipline Pie Face

Wed, 29 Mar 2023 10:24:51 -0700

The irresponsibility of being a big little kid, conquering the battlefield of Trader Joe's, the pie face game

Baby Muffins Muggers

Mon, 27 Mar 2023 13:22:21 -0700

Kelly's talks about her song on a Netflix series, her past as a child bully, and using a broom to fight off muggers