Happy Medium: the Adventures of Melancholy Helen Polly https://happymediumpod.com/ An autistic, reluctant sleuth who also happens to be a medium lives in a converted school bus with her massive talking dog and a dead drag queen. This is fine.

Helen Polly and her duo of spirited misfits navigate her nomadic life in a purple (or is it mauve?) skoolie while solving paranormal mysteries and evading a private investigator hired by her controlling mother.

Content warning for coarse language and mature themes.

Created by Jay Hazen.

Visit happymediumpod.com to learn more. And there's also our Linktree.

]]> Sun, 09 Nov 2025 10:53:56 +0000 https://podbean.com/?v=5.5 en-us us Copyright 2025 | All Rights Reserved Fiction:Comedy Fiction 1440 serial An autistic, reluctant sleuth who also happens to be a medium lives in a converted school bus with her massive talking dog and a dead drag queen. This is fine. Helen Polly and her duo of spirited misfits navigate her nomadic life in a purple (or is it mauve?) skoolie while solving paranormal mysteries and evading a private investigator hired by her controlling mother. Content warning for coarse language and mature themes. Visit happymediumpod.com to learn more. JHP Fiction JHP Fiction No true https://feed.podbean.com/JHPFiction/feed.xml https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/8844364/HAPPY_MEDIUM_inversea1xzi.png Happy Medium: the Adventures of Melancholy Helen Polly https://happymediumpod.com/ 144 144 Announcing, Happy Medium: the Adventures of Melancholy Helen Polly Announcing, Happy Medium: the Adventures of Melancholy Helen Polly https://JHPFiction.podbean.com/e/announcing-happy-medium-the-adventures-of-melancholy-helen-polly/ https://JHPFiction.podbean.com/e/announcing-happy-medium-the-adventures-of-melancholy-helen-polly/#comments Mon, 14 Oct 2024 19:31:29 +0000 85bedc61-3cf1-46b2-8bca-8f9c67135fa0 If you're a fan of the paranormal and of mysteries, you won't want to miss this audio drama coming this winter from JHP Fiction.

Join Helen Polly, an autistic traveler in her elusive purple (or is it violet?) skoolie, as she roams the U.S., solving ghostly murders with the help of a drag queen spirit, her massive dog, and a little smoke. Pursued by a private investigator hired by her controlling mother, Helen lights up—literally and figuratively—in this hilarious paranormal mystery set to debut on January 3, 2025. Thanks for subscribing!

"Solving murders, chasing ghosts, and blazing her own trail—one smoke at a time."

Visit happymediumpod.com or our Patreon for more!

]]> If you're a fan of the paranormal and of mysteries, you won't want to miss this audio drama coming this winter from JHP Fiction.

Join Helen Polly, an autistic traveler in her elusive purple (or is it violet?) skoolie, as she roams the U.S., solving ghostly murders with the help of a drag queen spirit, her massive dog, and a little smoke. Pursued by a private investigator hired by her controlling mother, Helen lights up—literally and figuratively—in this hilarious paranormal mystery set to debut on January 3, 2025. Thanks for subscribing!

"Solving murders, chasing ghosts, and blazing her own trail—one smoke at a time."


Visit happymediumpod.com or our Patreon for more!

]]> <p>If you're a fan of the <strong>paranormal </strong>and of<strong> mysteries</strong>, you won't want to miss this audio drama coming this winter from <a href="https://jhpfiction.com/" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">JHP Fiction</a>.</p><p>Join Helen Polly, an autistic traveler in her elusive purple (or is it violet?) skoolie, as she roams the U.S., solving ghostly murders with the help of a drag queen spirit, her massive dog, and a little smoke. Pursued by a private investigator hired by her controlling mother, Helen lights up—literally and figuratively—in this hilarious paranormal mystery set to debut on January 3, 2025. Thanks for subscribing!</p><p>"Solving murders, chasing ghosts, and blazing her own trail—one smoke at a time."</p><p><br></p><p>Visit <a href="https://happymediumpod.com/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferer">happymediumpod.com</a> or our <a href="https://www.patreon.com/JHPFiction" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">Patreon</a> for more!</p> JHP Fiction false No 59 trailer S1.E1 (Pilot) • Ghosts Again S1.E1 (Pilot) • Ghosts Again https://JHPFiction.podbean.com/e/s1e1-pilot-%e2%80%a2-ghosts-again/ https://JHPFiction.podbean.com/e/s1e1-pilot-%e2%80%a2-ghosts-again/#comments Fri, 03 Jan 2025 15:00:00 +0000 51752079-f935-4430-be83-91c76f172c23 Helen, Dee Dee, and Gunter make their way into Memphis, meeting a friendly deputy and a young dead woman along the way.

Content warning for coarse language and mature themes.

Written and directed by Jay Hazen.

Music by Lance Conrad and Jay Hazen.

Season 1 Cast

  • Jay Hazen as Dee Dee, Pankey, Cleaver Steve, and additional voices
  • Lynne Hazen as Helen Polly
  • John Kennard as Gunter and additional voices
  • Janna Fletcher as Donna and additional voices
  • Samantha Henderson as Hilda and Cabbie
  • Christopher Able as Deputy Howser and Janitor’s Ghost
  • Stephanie Kirves as Harper
  • Tillie Murray as Emily
  • Kristina Molina as Lucy and a Barista
  • Skyler Cole as Cody
  • James as Mr. Jensen
  • Audrell Fuqua as Nia
  • Travis Himebaugh as Willy, Post Office Clerk, Doom Kitty

TRANSCRIPT

JHP Fiction is a combat veteran-owned audio fiction indie studio.

Visit HappyMediumPod.com to learn more. And check out our other production, Queen of Battle.

Follow us:

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]]> Helen, Dee Dee, and Gunter make their way into Memphis, meeting a friendly deputy and a young dead woman along the way.


Content warning for coarse language and mature themes.

Written and directed by Jay Hazen.

Music by Lance Conrad and Jay Hazen.


Season 1 Cast

  • Jay Hazen as Dee Dee, Pankey, Cleaver Steve, and additional voices
  • Lynne Hazen as Helen Polly
  • John Kennard as Gunter and additional voices
  • Janna Fletcher as Donna and additional voices
  • Samantha Henderson as Hilda and Cabbie
  • Christopher Able as Deputy Howser and Janitor’s Ghost
  • Stephanie Kirves as Harper
  • Tillie Murray as Emily
  • Kristina Molina as Lucy and a Barista
  • Skyler Cole as Cody
  • James as Mr. Jensen
  • Audrell Fuqua as Nia
  • Travis Himebaugh as Willy, Post Office Clerk, Doom Kitty


TRANSCRIPT


JHP Fiction is a combat veteran-owned audio fiction indie studio.


Visit HappyMediumPod.com to learn more. And check out our other production, Queen of Battle.


Follow us:

Instagram: @jhpfiction_audio_stories

]]> <p>Helen, Dee Dee, and Gunter make their way into Memphis, meeting a friendly deputy and a young dead woman along the way.</p><p><br></p><p>Content warning for coarse language and mature themes.</p><p>Written and directed by Jay Hazen. </p><p>Music by Lance Conrad and Jay Hazen.</p><p><br></p><p><u>Season 1 Cast</u></p><ul><li>Jay Hazen as Dee Dee, Pankey, Cleaver Steve, and additional voices</li><li>Lynne Hazen as Helen Polly</li><li>John Kennard as Gunter and additional voices</li><li>Janna Fletcher as Donna and additional voices</li><li>Samantha Henderson as Hilda and Cabbie</li><li>Christopher Able as Deputy Howser and Janitor’s Ghost</li><li>Stephanie Kirves as Harper</li><li>Tillie Murray as Emily</li><li>Kristina Molina as Lucy and a Barista</li><li>Skyler Cole as Cody</li><li>James as Mr. Jensen</li><li>Audrell Fuqua as Nia</li><li>Travis Himebaugh as Willy, Post Office Clerk, Doom Kitty</li></ul><p><br></p><p><a href="https://drive.google.com/file/d/1UTwSW8QHJX37anEaJz70UJtewUxMgClR/view?usp=drive_link" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer"><strong>TRANSCRIPT</strong></a></p><p><br></p><p>JHP Fiction is a combat veteran-owned audio fiction indie studio.</p><p><br></p><p>Visit <a href="https://happymediumpod.com/" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">HappyMediumPod.com</a> to learn more. And check out our other production, Queen of Battle.</p><p><br></p><p>Follow us: </p><p>Instagram: @jhpfiction_audio_stories</p> JHP Fiction true No 2293 1 1 full S1.E2 • Behind the Wheel S1.E2 • Behind the Wheel https://JHPFiction.podbean.com/e/s1e2-%e2%80%a2-behind-the-wheel/ https://JHPFiction.podbean.com/e/s1e2-%e2%80%a2-behind-the-wheel/#comments Mon, 13 Jan 2025 13:00:00 +0000 00ec45d2-4b88-4fa3-b8e1-b5d89ddd4141 Helen "meditates" in Cleaver Steve's lot while Gunter and Dee Dee open up to the wet ghost, reveal her name, and begin forming a puzzle.

Content warning for coarse language and mature themes.

Written and directed by Jay Hazen.

Music by Lance Conrad and Jay Hazen.

Season 1 Cast

  • Jay Hazen as Dee Dee, Pankey, Cleaver Steve, and additional voices
  • Lynne Hazen as Helen Polly
  • John Kennard as Gunter and additional voices
  • Janna Fletcher as Donna and additional voices
  • Samantha Henderson as Hilda and Cabbie
  • Christopher Able as Deputy Howser and Janitor’s Ghost
  • Stephanie Kirves as Harper
  • Tillie Murray as Emily
  • Kristina Molina as Lucy and a Barista
  • Skyler Cole as Cody
  • James as Mr. Jensen
  • Audrell Fuqua as Nia
  • Travis Himebaugh as Willy, Post Office Clerk, Doom Kitty

EPISODE TRANSCRIPT

From JHP Fiction, a disabled-veteran-owned audio fiction creator.

Visit ⁠HappyMediumPod.com⁠ to learn more.

And check out our other production, Queen of Battle.

Follow us:

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]]> Helen "meditates" in Cleaver Steve's lot while Gunter and Dee Dee open up to the wet ghost, reveal her name, and begin forming a puzzle.


Content warning for coarse language and mature themes.


Written and directed by Jay Hazen.


Music by Lance Conrad and Jay Hazen.


Season 1 Cast

  • Jay Hazen as Dee Dee, Pankey, Cleaver Steve, and additional voices
  • Lynne Hazen as Helen Polly
  • John Kennard as Gunter and additional voices
  • Janna Fletcher as Donna and additional voices
  • Samantha Henderson as Hilda and Cabbie
  • Christopher Able as Deputy Howser and Janitor’s Ghost
  • Stephanie Kirves as Harper
  • Tillie Murray as Emily
  • Kristina Molina as Lucy and a Barista
  • Skyler Cole as Cody
  • James as Mr. Jensen
  • Audrell Fuqua as Nia
  • Travis Himebaugh as Willy, Post Office Clerk, Doom Kitty


EPISODE TRANSCRIPT


From JHP Fiction, a disabled-veteran-owned audio fiction creator.


Visit ⁠HappyMediumPod.com⁠ to learn more.


And check out our other production, Queen of Battle.


Follow us:

Instagram: @jhpfiction_audio_stories

]]> <p>Helen "meditates" in Cleaver Steve's lot while Gunter and Dee Dee open up to the wet ghost, reveal her name, and begin forming a puzzle.</p><p><br></p><p>Content warning for coarse language and mature themes.</p><p><br></p><p>Written and directed by Jay Hazen. </p><p><br></p><p>Music by Lance Conrad and Jay Hazen.</p><p><br></p><p>Season 1 Cast</p><ul><li>Jay Hazen as Dee Dee, Pankey, Cleaver Steve, and additional voices</li><li>Lynne Hazen as Helen Polly</li><li>John Kennard as Gunter and additional voices</li><li>Janna Fletcher as Donna and additional voices</li><li>Samantha Henderson as Hilda and Cabbie</li><li>Christopher Able as Deputy Howser and Janitor’s Ghost</li><li>Stephanie Kirves as Harper</li><li>Tillie Murray as Emily</li><li>Kristina Molina as Lucy and a Barista</li><li>Skyler Cole as Cody</li><li>James as Mr. Jensen</li><li>Audrell Fuqua as Nia</li><li>Travis Himebaugh as Willy, Post Office Clerk, Doom Kitty</li></ul><p><br></p><p><a href='https://drive.google.com/file/d/1m0dG8yx4_k5VIPMwgK9HKK0k688aLJYS/view?usp=drive_link'><b>EPISODE TRANSCRIPT</b></a></p><p><br></p><p>From JHP Fiction, a disabled-veteran-owned audio fiction creator.</p><p><br></p><p>Visit <a href='https://happymediumpod.com/'>⁠HappyMediumPod.com⁠</a> to learn more. </p><p><br></p><p>And check out our other production, Queen of Battle.</p><p><br></p><p>Follow us:</p><p>Instagram: @jhpfiction_audio_stories</p> JHP Fiction true No 2000 1 2 full S1.E3 • My Secret Garden S1.E3 • My Secret Garden https://JHPFiction.podbean.com/e/s1e3-%e2%80%a2-my-secret-garden/ https://JHPFiction.podbean.com/e/s1e3-%e2%80%a2-my-secret-garden/#comments Thu, 23 Jan 2025 13:00:00 +0000 e49c7d69-d006-4d37-98e5-4bc396a4df33 *We at JHP Fiction dedicate this episode to the citizens of the Los Angeles area enduring the horrendous fires ravaging their area (January 2025). You are in our thoughts.

Howser does some investigating of his own. Helen and the gang arrive at the hotel but run into a zealous security guard.

Be advised: This show contains coarse language and mature themes. It was written by an Army/Navy veteran, after all.

Written and directed by Jay Hazen.

Music by Lance Conrad and Jay Hazen. "Karalika 3⁠" by hal.2k.

Season 1 Cast

  • Jay Hazen as Dee Dee, Pankey, Cleaver Steve, and additional voices
  • Lynne Hazen as Helen Polly
  • John Kennard as Gunter and additional voices
  • Janna Fletcher as Donna and additional voices
  • Samantha Henderson as Hilda and Cabbie
  • Christopher Able as Deputy Howser and Janitor’s Ghost
  • Stephanie Kirves as Harper
  • Tillie Murray as Emily
  • Kristina Molina as Lucy and a Barista
  • Skyler Cole as Cody
  • James as Mr. Jensen
  • Audrell Fuqua as Nia
  • Travis Himebaugh as Willy, Post Office Clerk, Doom Kitty

EPISODE TRANSCRIPT

From JHP Fiction, a disabled-veteran-owned audio fiction creator. JHPFiction.com

Visit HappyMediumpod.com to learn more. And check out our other production, Queen of Battle.

Follow us:

Instagram: @jhpfiction_audio_stories

]]> *We at JHP Fiction dedicate this episode to the citizens of the Los Angeles area enduring the horrendous fires ravaging their area (January 2025). You are in our thoughts.

Howser does some investigating of his own. Helen and the gang arrive at the hotel but run into a zealous security guard.


Be advised: This show contains coarse language and mature themes. It was written by an Army/Navy veteran, after all.


Written and directed by Jay Hazen.


Music by Lance Conrad and Jay Hazen. "Karalika 3⁠" by hal.2k.

Season 1 Cast

  • Jay Hazen as Dee Dee, Pankey, Cleaver Steve, and additional voices
  • Lynne Hazen as Helen Polly
  • John Kennard as Gunter and additional voices
  • Janna Fletcher as Donna and additional voices
  • Samantha Henderson as Hilda and Cabbie
  • Christopher Able as Deputy Howser and Janitor’s Ghost
  • Stephanie Kirves as Harper
  • Tillie Murray as Emily
  • Kristina Molina as Lucy and a Barista
  • Skyler Cole as Cody
  • James as Mr. Jensen
  • Audrell Fuqua as Nia
  • Travis Himebaugh as Willy, Post Office Clerk, Doom Kitty


EPISODE TRANSCRIPT


From JHP Fiction, a disabled-veteran-owned audio fiction creator. JHPFiction.com


Visit HappyMediumpod.com to learn more. And check out our other production, Queen of Battle.


Follow us:

Instagram: @jhpfiction_audio_stories

]]> <p>*We at JHP Fiction dedicate this episode to the citizens of the Los Angeles area enduring the horrendous fires ravaging their area (January 2025). You are in our thoughts. </p><p>Howser does some investigating of his own. Helen and the gang arrive at the hotel but run into a zealous security guard. </p><p><br></p><p>Be advised: This show contains coarse language and mature themes. It was written by an Army/Navy veteran, after all.</p><p><br></p><p>Written and directed by Jay Hazen. </p><p><br></p><p>Music by Lance Conrad and Jay Hazen. "<a href="https://freesound.org/people/hal.2k/sounds/752720/" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">Karalika 3⁠</a>" by hal.2k.</p><p><u>Season 1 Cast</u></p><ul><li>Jay Hazen as Dee Dee, Pankey, Cleaver Steve, and additional voices</li><li>Lynne Hazen as Helen Polly</li><li>John Kennard as Gunter and additional voices</li><li>Janna Fletcher as Donna and additional voices</li><li>Samantha Henderson as Hilda and Cabbie</li><li>Christopher Able as Deputy Howser and Janitor’s Ghost</li><li>Stephanie Kirves as Harper</li><li>Tillie Murray as Emily</li><li>Kristina Molina as Lucy and a Barista</li><li>Skyler Cole as Cody</li><li>James as Mr. Jensen</li><li>Audrell Fuqua as Nia</li><li>Travis Himebaugh as Willy, Post Office Clerk, Doom Kitty</li></ul><p><br></p><p><a href="https://drive.google.com/file/d/18RdImXhj--ekEswpL5G49xGacXCTIroT/view?usp=drive_link" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer"><strong>EPISODE TRANSCRIPT</strong></a></p><p><br></p><p>From JHP Fiction, a disabled-veteran-owned audio fiction creator. <a href="https://jhpfiction.com/" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">JHPFiction.com</a></p><p><br></p><p>Visit <a href="https://happymediumpod.com/" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">HappyMediumpod.com</a> to learn more. And check out our other production, <a href="https://jhpfiction.com/" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">Queen of Battle</a>.</p><p><br></p><p>Follow us: </p><p>Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/queenofbattle_audiodrama/" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">@jhpfiction_audio_stories</a></p> JHP Fiction true No 1454 1 3 full BONUS: Introducing ”Who’s the Ass?” from Spiked Eggs BONUS: Introducing ”Who’s the Ass?” from Spiked Eggs https://JHPFiction.podbean.com/e/bonus-introducing-who-s-the-ass-from-spiked-eggs/ https://JHPFiction.podbean.com/e/bonus-introducing-who-s-the-ass-from-spiked-eggs/#comments Mon, 27 Jan 2025 13:00:00 +0000 d6d567d5-c9e0-43b2-ae03-b9233b5dddb3 Introducing "Who's the Ass?" from our friends over at Spiked Eggs! Desperate for cash, a miller and his daughter turn to the Internet to pump up the sale price for their tired, old donkey. They instantly become an online sensation, yet trouble awaits them on their way to market. An angry mob of animal rights advocates is hot on their heels. A slippery politician, hell-bent on cashing in on the hoopla, races to intercept them. And pot-stirring host Katie Klickit whips up a snarling Greek chorus on her drone-spying Internet web series. Meanwhile, the clock is ticking. Can father and daughter cross the river ahead and reach the market it in time? Or will it be a bridge too far? Featuring the voice of John Kennard, who plays Gunter in Happy Medium! Listen to Spiked Eggs on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Audible, or your favorite platform.

]]> Introducing "Who's the Ass?" from our friends over at Spiked Eggs! Desperate for cash, a miller and his daughter turn to the Internet to pump up the sale price for their tired, old donkey. They instantly become an online sensation, yet trouble awaits them on their way to market. An angry mob of animal rights advocates is hot on their heels. A slippery politician, hell-bent on cashing in on the hoopla, races to intercept them. And pot-stirring host Katie Klickit whips up a snarling Greek chorus on her drone-spying Internet web series. Meanwhile, the clock is ticking. Can father and daughter cross the river ahead and reach the market it in time? Or will it be a bridge too far? Featuring the voice of John Kennard, who plays Gunter in Happy Medium! Listen to Spiked Eggs on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Audible, or your favorite platform.

]]> <p>Introducing "Who's the Ass?" from our friends over at <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/1QEP7M67I01smUMcJcblkH?si=e8aad251c00a4ae1" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">Spiked Eggs!</a> Desperate for cash, a miller and his daughter turn to the Internet to pump up the sale price for their tired, old donkey. They instantly become an online sensation, yet trouble awaits them on their way to market. An angry mob of animal rights advocates is hot on their heels. A slippery politician, hell-bent on cashing in on the hoopla, races to intercept them. And pot-stirring host Katie Klickit whips up a snarling Greek chorus on her drone-spying Internet web series. Meanwhile, the clock is ticking. Can father and daughter cross the river ahead and reach the market it in time? Or will it be a bridge too far? Featuring the voice of John Kennard, who plays Gunter in Happy Medium! Listen to Spiked Eggs on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Audible, or your favorite platform.</p> JHP Fiction false No 1469 1 4 bonus S1.E4 • The Bottom Line S1.E4 • The Bottom Line https://JHPFiction.podbean.com/e/s1e4-%e2%80%a2-the-bottom-line/ https://JHPFiction.podbean.com/e/s1e4-%e2%80%a2-the-bottom-line/#comments Thu, 06 Feb 2025 12:00:00 +0000 99bed3b7-e461-4035-ac81-15a041b12208 New sh*t comes to light after Helen interviews Donna for a "podcast" and Emily shares some details Donna didn't.

Content warning for coarse language and mature themes.Written and directed by Jay Hazen. Music by Lance Conrad and Jay Hazen.

Season 1 Cast

  • Jay Hazen as Dee Dee, Pankey, Cleaver Steve, and additional voices
  • Lynne Hazen as Helen Polly
  • John Kennard as Gunter and additional voices
  • Janna Fletcher as Donna and additional voices
  • Samantha Henderson as Hilda and Cabbie
  • Christopher Able as Deputy Howser and Janitor’s Ghost
  • Stephanie Kirves as Harper
  • Tillie Murray as Emily
  • Kristina Molina as Lucy and a Barista
  • Skyler Cole as Cody
  • James as Mr. Jensen
  • Audrell Fuqua as Nia
  • Travis Himebaugh as Willy, Post Office Clerk, Doom Kitty

EPISODE TRANSCRIPT

From JHP Fiction, a disabled-veteran-owned audio fiction creator.

Visit happymediumpod.com to learn more. And check out our other production, Queen of Battle.

Follow us:

Instagram: @jhpfiction_audio_stories

]]> New sh*t comes to light after Helen interviews Donna for a "podcast" and Emily shares some details Donna didn't.


Content warning for coarse language and mature themes.Written and directed by Jay Hazen. Music by Lance Conrad and Jay Hazen.

Season 1 Cast

  • Jay Hazen as Dee Dee, Pankey, Cleaver Steve, and additional voices
  • Lynne Hazen as Helen Polly
  • John Kennard as Gunter and additional voices
  • Janna Fletcher as Donna and additional voices
  • Samantha Henderson as Hilda and Cabbie
  • Christopher Able as Deputy Howser and Janitor’s Ghost
  • Stephanie Kirves as Harper
  • Tillie Murray as Emily
  • Kristina Molina as Lucy and a Barista
  • Skyler Cole as Cody
  • James as Mr. Jensen
  • Audrell Fuqua as Nia
  • Travis Himebaugh as Willy, Post Office Clerk, Doom Kitty


EPISODE TRANSCRIPT


From JHP Fiction, a disabled-veteran-owned audio fiction creator.


Visit happymediumpod.com to learn more. And check out our other production, Queen of Battle.


Follow us:

Instagram: @jhpfiction_audio_stories

]]> <p>New sh*t comes to light after Helen interviews Donna for a "podcast" and Emily shares some details Donna didn't.</p><p><br></p><p>Content warning for coarse language and mature themes.Written and directed by Jay Hazen. Music by Lance Conrad and Jay Hazen.</p><p><u>Season 1 Cast</u></p><ul><li>Jay Hazen as Dee Dee, Pankey, Cleaver Steve, and additional voices</li><li>Lynne Hazen as Helen Polly</li><li>John Kennard as Gunter and additional voices</li><li>Janna Fletcher as Donna and additional voices</li><li>Samantha Henderson as Hilda and Cabbie</li><li>Christopher Able as Deputy Howser and Janitor’s Ghost</li><li>Stephanie Kirves as Harper</li><li>Tillie Murray as Emily</li><li>Kristina Molina as Lucy and a Barista</li><li>Skyler Cole as Cody</li><li>James as Mr. Jensen</li><li>Audrell Fuqua as Nia</li><li>Travis Himebaugh as Willy, Post Office Clerk, Doom Kitty</li></ul><p><br></p><p><strong></strong><a href="https://drive.google.com/file/d/1jR0F-Ng2GmjNBblAso83tnODQdlX8YkV/view?usp=drive_link" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer"><strong>EPISODE TRANSCRIPT</strong></a></p><p><br></p><p>From JHP Fiction, a disabled-veteran-owned audio fiction creator.</p><p><br></p><p>Visit <a href="https://happymediumpod.com/" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">happymediumpod.com</a> to learn more. And check out our other production, Queen of Battle.</p><p><br></p><p>Follow us: </p><p>Instagram: @jhpfiction_audio_stories</p> JHP Fiction true No 1878 1 4 full S1.E5 • Lie to Me S1.E5 • Lie to Me https://JHPFiction.podbean.com/e/s1e5-%e2%80%a2-lie-to-me/ https://JHPFiction.podbean.com/e/s1e5-%e2%80%a2-lie-to-me/#comments Thu, 20 Feb 2025 07:00:00 +0000 6c31d21d-02b5-481e-8b2c-ea980e3defde Helen does some late-night recon and finds a clue. Harper learns the finer points of scaring. Helen and Gunter meet a mysterious, grizzled dude in the pool room.

Content warning for coarse language and mature themes.

Written and directed by Jay Hazen.

Music by Lance Conrad and Jay Hazen. "In the Pines" performed by Lead Belly. "Joe Lewis Blues" by Carl Martin. "Karalika 3⁠" by hal.2k.

Season 1 Cast

  • Jay Hazen as Dee Dee, Pankey, Cleaver Steve, and additional voices
  • Lynne Hazen as Helen Polly
  • John Kennard as Gunter and additional voices
  • Janna Fletcher as Donna and additional voices
  • Samantha Henderson as Hilda and Cabbie
  • Christopher Able as Deputy Howser and Janitor’s Ghost
  • Stephanie Kirves as Harper
  • Tillie Murray as Emily
  • Kristina Molina as Lucy and a Barista
  • Skyler Cole as Cody
  • James as Mr. Jensen
  • Audrell Fuqua as Nia
  • Travis Himebaugh as Willy, Post Office Clerk, Doom Kitty

EPISODE TRANSCRIPT

From JHP Fiction, a disabled-veteran-owned audio fiction creator. Visit ⁠happymediumpod.com⁠ to learn more. And check out our other production, Queen of Battle.

Follow us:

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Bluesky: @jhp-fiction.bsky.social

]]> Helen does some late-night recon and finds a clue. Harper learns the finer points of scaring. Helen and Gunter meet a mysterious, grizzled dude in the pool room.


Content warning for coarse language and mature themes.


Written and directed by Jay Hazen.


Music by Lance Conrad and Jay Hazen. "In the Pines" performed by Lead Belly. "Joe Lewis Blues" by Carl Martin. "Karalika 3⁠" by hal.2k.


Season 1 Cast

  • Jay Hazen as Dee Dee, Pankey, Cleaver Steve, and additional voices
  • Lynne Hazen as Helen Polly
  • John Kennard as Gunter and additional voices
  • Janna Fletcher as Donna and additional voices
  • Samantha Henderson as Hilda and Cabbie
  • Christopher Able as Deputy Howser and Janitor’s Ghost
  • Stephanie Kirves as Harper
  • Tillie Murray as Emily
  • Kristina Molina as Lucy and a Barista
  • Skyler Cole as Cody
  • James as Mr. Jensen
  • Audrell Fuqua as Nia
  • Travis Himebaugh as Willy, Post Office Clerk, Doom Kitty

EPISODE TRANSCRIPT


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]]> <p>Helen does some late-night recon and finds a clue. Harper learns the finer points of scaring. Helen and Gunter meet a mysterious, grizzled dude in the pool room. </p><p><br></p><p>Content warning for coarse language and mature themes.</p><p><br></p><p>Written and directed by Jay Hazen.</p><p><br></p><p>Music by Lance Conrad and Jay Hazen. "In the Pines" performed by Lead Belly. "Joe Lewis Blues" by Carl Martin. <a href='https://freesound.org/people/hal.2k/sounds/752720/'>"Karalika 3⁠</a>" by hal.2k.</p><p><br></p><p>Season 1 Cast</p><ul><li>Jay Hazen as Dee Dee, Pankey, Cleaver Steve, and additional voices</li><li>Lynne Hazen as Helen Polly</li><li>John Kennard as Gunter and additional voices</li><li>Janna Fletcher as Donna and additional voices</li><li>Samantha Henderson as Hilda and Cabbie</li><li>Christopher Able as Deputy Howser and Janitor’s Ghost</li><li>Stephanie Kirves as Harper</li><li>Tillie Murray as Emily</li><li>Kristina Molina as Lucy and a Barista</li><li>Skyler Cole as Cody</li><li>James as Mr. Jensen</li><li>Audrell Fuqua as Nia</li><li>Travis Himebaugh as Willy, Post Office Clerk, Doom Kitty</li></ul><p><a href='https://drive.google.com/file/d/11Og2-u6SRSmiKpGIQKflSUSBuZP4t4TY/view?usp=drive_link'><b>EPISODE TRANSCRIPT</b></a></p><p><br></p><p>From JHP Fiction, a disabled-veteran-owned audio fiction creator. Visit <a href='https://happymediumpod.com/'>⁠happymediumpod.com</a>⁠ to learn more. And check out our other production, <a href='https://queenofbattlepodcast.com/'>Queen of Battle</a>. </p><p><br></p><p>Follow us:</p><p>Instagram: @jhpfiction_audio_stories</p><p>Bluesky: @jhp-fiction.bsky.social</p> JHP Fiction true No 2319 1 5 full S1.E6 • See You S1.E6 • See You https://JHPFiction.podbean.com/e/s1e6-%e2%80%a2-see-you/ https://JHPFiction.podbean.com/e/s1e6-%e2%80%a2-see-you/#comments Tue, 11 Mar 2025 02:46:00 +0000 f8cb3ebf-76a6-4d89-9b8e-cf0ca8b6dbcc After Helen and the gang make a startling discovery while reviewing the bank's security footage, they decide to head back to Cleaver Steve's.

Be advised: This show contains coarse language and mature themes.

Written and directed by Jay Hazen.

Music by Lance Conrad and Jay Hazen. The Cabbie's music, "e2set.mp3" by Bang Corrupt.

Season 1 Cast

  • Jay Hazen as Dee Dee, Pankey, Cleaver Steve, and additional voices
  • Lynne Hazen as Helen Polly
  • John Kennard as Gunter and additional voices
  • Janna Fletcher as Donna and additional voices
  • Samantha Henderson as Hilda and Cabbie
  • Christopher Able as Deputy Howser and Janitor’s Ghost
  • Stephanie Kirves as Harper
  • Tillie Murray as Emily
  • Kristina Molina as Lucy and a Barista
  • Skyler Cole as Cody
  • James as Mr. Jensen
  • Audrell Fuqua as Nia
  • Travis Himebaugh as Willy, Post Office Clerk, Doom Kitty

⁠EPISODE TRANSCRIPT

⁠

From JHP Fiction, a disabled-veteran-owned audio fiction creator. Visit ⁠⁠happymediumpod.com⁠⁠ to learn more. And check out our other production, ⁠Queen of Battle⁠.

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]]> After Helen and the gang make a startling discovery while reviewing the bank's security footage, they decide to head back to Cleaver Steve's.


Be advised: This show contains coarse language and mature themes.


Written and directed by Jay Hazen.


Music by Lance Conrad and Jay Hazen. The Cabbie's music, "e2set.mp3" by Bang Corrupt.

Season 1 Cast

  • Jay Hazen as Dee Dee, Pankey, Cleaver Steve, and additional voices
  • Lynne Hazen as Helen Polly
  • John Kennard as Gunter and additional voices
  • Janna Fletcher as Donna and additional voices
  • Samantha Henderson as Hilda and Cabbie
  • Christopher Able as Deputy Howser and Janitor’s Ghost
  • Stephanie Kirves as Harper
  • Tillie Murray as Emily
  • Kristina Molina as Lucy and a Barista
  • Skyler Cole as Cody
  • James as Mr. Jensen
  • Audrell Fuqua as Nia
  • Travis Himebaugh as Willy, Post Office Clerk, Doom Kitty


⁠EPISODE TRANSCRIPT

⁠

From JHP Fiction, a disabled-veteran-owned audio fiction creator. Visit ⁠⁠happymediumpod.com⁠⁠ to learn more. And check out our other production, ⁠Queen of Battle⁠.


Follow us:

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]]> <p>After Helen and the gang make a startling discovery while reviewing the bank's security footage, they decide to head back to Cleaver Steve's.</p><p><br></p><p>Be advised: This show contains coarse language and mature themes.</p><p><br></p><p>Written and directed by Jay Hazen.</p><p><br></p><p>Music by Lance Conrad and Jay Hazen. The Cabbie's music, "e2set.mp3" by Bang Corrupt.</p><p><u>Season 1 Cast</u></p><ul><li>Jay Hazen as Dee Dee, Pankey, Cleaver Steve, and additional voices</li><li>Lynne Hazen as Helen Polly</li><li>John Kennard as Gunter and additional voices</li><li>Janna Fletcher as Donna and additional voices</li><li>Samantha Henderson as Hilda and Cabbie</li><li>Christopher Able as Deputy Howser and Janitor’s Ghost</li><li>Stephanie Kirves as Harper</li><li>Tillie Murray as Emily</li><li>Kristina Molina as Lucy and a Barista</li><li>Skyler Cole as Cody</li><li>James as Mr. Jensen</li><li>Audrell Fuqua as Nia</li><li>Travis Himebaugh as Willy, Post Office Clerk, Doom Kitty</li></ul><p><br></p><p><a href="https://drive.google.com/file/d/1I0XF5_YqgUM7_M9joeD8Z8d1MI8FxyXP/view?usp=sharing" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">⁠<strong>EPISODE TRANSCRIPT</strong></a></p><p><a href="https://drive.google.com/file/d/11Og2-u6SRSmiKpGIQKflSUSBuZP4t4TY/view?usp=drive_link" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">⁠</a></p><p>From <a href="https://jhpfiction.com/" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">JHP Fiction</a>, a disabled-veteran-owned audio fiction creator. Visit <a href="https://happymediumpod.com/" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">⁠⁠happymediumpod.com⁠</a>⁠ to learn more. And check out our other production, <a href="https://queenofbattlepodcast.com/" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">⁠Queen of Battle⁠</a>.</p><p><br></p><p>Follow us:</p><p>Instagram: @jhpfiction_audio_stories</p><p>Bluesky: @jhp-fiction.bsky.social</p> JHP Fiction true No 1956 1 6 full S1.E7 • Ice Machine S1.E7 • Ice Machine https://JHPFiction.podbean.com/e/s1e7-%e2%80%a2-ice-machine/ https://JHPFiction.podbean.com/e/s1e7-%e2%80%a2-ice-machine/#comments Thu, 20 Mar 2025 05:42:27 +0000 bd5256c7-68c7-4f06-bbcf-297e8aa3a59b In this penultimate episode, Helen, now stuck in the butcher shop, has a heart-to-heart with Lucy while Dee Dee, Gunter, and Harper try to figure out how to get in and save her. Howser and Pankey have a heated exchange outside the hotel.

* This episode supports the Veteran's Community Project by way of Podcasthon.

Content warning for coarse language and mature themes.

Written and directed by Jay Hazen.

Music by Lance Conrad and Jay Hazen. "Steel Guitar LS1" by llarron. "Digging East of the Fault Line" by gogogonzoflow

Season 1 Cast

  • Jay Hazen as Dee Dee, Pankey, Cleaver Steve, and additional voices
  • Lynne Hazen as Helen Polly
  • John Kennard as Gunter and additional voices
  • Janna Fletcher as Donna and additional voices
  • Samantha Henderson as Hilda and Cabbie
  • Christopher Able as Deputy Howser and Janitor’s Ghost
  • Stephanie Kirves as Harper
  • Tillie Murray as Emily
  • Kristina Molina as Lucy and a Barista
  • Skyler Cole as Cody
  • James as Mr. Jensen
  • Audrell Fuqua as Nia
  • Travis Himebaugh as Willy, Post Office Clerk, Doom Kitty

⁠⁠EPISODE TRANSCRIPT⁠

⁠⁠⁠

From ⁠JHP Fiction⁠, a disabled-veteran-owned audio fiction creator. Visit ⁠⁠⁠happymediumpod.com⁠⁠⁠ to learn more. And check out our other production, ⁠⁠Queen of Battle⁠⁠.

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]]> In this penultimate episode, Helen, now stuck in the butcher shop, has a heart-to-heart with Lucy while Dee Dee, Gunter, and Harper try to figure out how to get in and save her. Howser and Pankey have a heated exchange outside the hotel.


* This episode supports the Veteran's Community Project by way of Podcasthon.


Content warning for coarse language and mature themes.


Written and directed by Jay Hazen.


Music by Lance Conrad and Jay Hazen. "Steel Guitar LS1" by llarron. "Digging East of the Fault Line" by gogogonzoflow

Season 1 Cast

  • Jay Hazen as Dee Dee, Pankey, Cleaver Steve, and additional voices
  • Lynne Hazen as Helen Polly
  • John Kennard as Gunter and additional voices
  • Janna Fletcher as Donna and additional voices
  • Samantha Henderson as Hilda and Cabbie
  • Christopher Able as Deputy Howser and Janitor’s Ghost
  • Stephanie Kirves as Harper
  • Tillie Murray as Emily
  • Kristina Molina as Lucy and a Barista
  • Skyler Cole as Cody
  • James as Mr. Jensen
  • Audrell Fuqua as Nia
  • Travis Himebaugh as Willy, Post Office Clerk, Doom Kitty


⁠⁠EPISODE TRANSCRIPT⁠

⁠⁠⁠

From ⁠JHP Fiction⁠, a disabled-veteran-owned audio fiction creator. Visit ⁠⁠⁠happymediumpod.com⁠⁠⁠ to learn more. And check out our other production, ⁠⁠Queen of Battle⁠⁠.


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]]> <p>In this penultimate episode, Helen, now stuck in the butcher shop, has a heart-to-heart with Lucy while Dee Dee, Gunter, and Harper try to figure out how to get in and save her. Howser and Pankey have a heated exchange outside the hotel.</p><p><br></p><p>* This episode supports the <a href="https://www.instagram.com/vcp_hq/" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">Veteran's Community Project</a> by way of <a href="https://podcasthon.org/podcaster/happy-medium-the-adventures-of-melancholy-helen-polly" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">Podcasthon</a>.</p><p><br></p><p>Content warning for coarse language and mature themes.</p><p><br></p><p>Written and directed by Jay Hazen.</p><p><br></p><p>Music by Lance Conrad and Jay Hazen. "Steel Guitar LS1" by llarron. "Digging East of the Fault Line" by gogogonzoflow</p><p><u>Season 1 Cast</u></p><ul><li>Jay Hazen as Dee Dee, Pankey, Cleaver Steve, and additional voices</li><li>Lynne Hazen as Helen Polly</li><li>John Kennard as Gunter and additional voices</li><li>Janna Fletcher as Donna and additional voices</li><li>Samantha Henderson as Hilda and Cabbie</li><li>Christopher Able as Deputy Howser and Janitor’s Ghost</li><li>Stephanie Kirves as Harper</li><li>Tillie Murray as Emily</li><li>Kristina Molina as Lucy and a Barista</li><li>Skyler Cole as Cody</li><li>James as Mr. Jensen</li><li>Audrell Fuqua as Nia</li><li>Travis Himebaugh as Willy, Post Office Clerk, Doom Kitty</li></ul><p><br></p><p><a href="https://drive.google.com/file/d/1QjWLZkidxDWDsM1L4wBXmNg1_CMIDBFu/view?usp=drive_link" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">⁠⁠<strong>EPISODE TRANSCRIPT</strong>⁠</a></p><p><a href="https://drive.google.com/file/d/11Og2-u6SRSmiKpGIQKflSUSBuZP4t4TY/view?usp=drive_link" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">⁠⁠⁠</a></p><p>From <a href="https://jhpfiction.com/" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">⁠JHP Fiction⁠</a>, a disabled-veteran-owned audio fiction creator. Visit <a href="https://happymediumpod.com/" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">⁠⁠⁠happymediumpod.com⁠⁠</a>⁠ to learn more. And check out our other production, <a href="https://queenofbattlepodcast.com/" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">⁠⁠Queen of Battle⁠⁠</a>. </p><p><br></p><p>Follow us:</p><p>Instagram: @jhpfiction_audio_stories</p><p>Bluesky: @jhp-fiction.bsky.social</p> JHP Fiction true No 1892 1 7 full S1.E8 (season finale) • Soul with Me S1.E8 (season finale) • Soul with Me https://JHPFiction.podbean.com/e/s1e8-season-finale-%e2%80%a2-soul-with-me/ https://JHPFiction.podbean.com/e/s1e8-season-finale-%e2%80%a2-soul-with-me/#comments Mon, 07 Apr 2025 08:00:00 +0000 a59b56ec-b086-42fd-b842-da0278c52d16 Pankey is tempted to call it quits. Close to freezing, Helen tries to talk sense to a gun-wielding Donna while the rest of the gang attempts to break through the shadow barrier. Steve and Pankey have words over the skoolie. Lucy "rekindles" her relationship with Steve.

Will Harper cross over, and will her murder finally be solved entirely? Will Lucy's demise be in vain? Listen to the butcher shop showdown in this extended final chapter of "Season One: Memphis"!

 

Content warning for coarse language and mature themes.

 

Written and directed by Jay Hazen.

 

Music by Lance Conrad and Jay Hazen. Helen's final monologue theme, "Karalika 3" by hal.2k.

 

"I give my deepest thanks to the very talented voice actors who sojourned with me and my imagination in Memphis with these wonderful characters. Y'all made this story far beyond what I could have imagined! And Lynne, thank you for your patience and support! Much love, Jay."

 

Season 1 Cast

  • Jay Hazen as Dee Dee, Pankey, Cleaver Steve, and additional voices
  • Lynne Hazen as Helen Polly
  • John Kennard as Gunter and additional voices
  • Janna Fletcher as Donna and additional voices
  • Samantha Henderson as Hilda and Cabbie
  • Christopher Able as Deputy Howser and Janitor’s Ghost
  • Stephanie Kirves as Harper
  • Tillie Murray as Emily
  • Kristina Molina as Lucy and a Barista
  • Skyler Cole as Cody
  • James as Mr. Jensen
  • Audrell Fuqua as Nia
  • Travis Himebaugh as Willy, Post Office Clerk, Doom Kitty

 

⁠⁠⁠EPISODE TRANSCRIPT⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

 

From ⁠⁠JHP Fiction⁠⁠, a disabled-veteran-owned audio fiction creator. Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠happymediumpod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ to learn more. And check out our other production, ⁠⁠⁠Queen of Battle⁠⁠⁠.

 

Stay subscribed so you don't miss bonus content, stand-alones, and the next season!

 

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]]> Pankey is tempted to call it quits. Close to freezing, Helen tries to talk sense to a gun-wielding Donna while the rest of the gang attempts to break through the shadow barrier. Steve and Pankey have words over the skoolie. Lucy "rekindles" her relationship with Steve.

Will Harper cross over, and will her murder finally be solved entirely? Will Lucy's demise be in vain? Listen to the butcher shop showdown in this extended final chapter of "Season One: Memphis"!

 

Content warning for coarse language and mature themes.

 

Written and directed by Jay Hazen.

 

Music by Lance Conrad and Jay Hazen. Helen's final monologue theme, "Karalika 3" by hal.2k.

 

"I give my deepest thanks to the very talented voice actors who sojourned with me and my imagination in Memphis with these wonderful characters. Y'all made this story far beyond what I could have imagined! And Lynne, thank you for your patience and support! Much love, Jay."

 

Season 1 Cast

  • Jay Hazen as Dee Dee, Pankey, Cleaver Steve, and additional voices
  • Lynne Hazen as Helen Polly
  • John Kennard as Gunter and additional voices
  • Janna Fletcher as Donna and additional voices
  • Samantha Henderson as Hilda and Cabbie
  • Christopher Able as Deputy Howser and Janitor’s Ghost
  • Stephanie Kirves as Harper
  • Tillie Murray as Emily
  • Kristina Molina as Lucy and a Barista
  • Skyler Cole as Cody
  • James as Mr. Jensen
  • Audrell Fuqua as Nia
  • Travis Himebaugh as Willy, Post Office Clerk, Doom Kitty

 

⁠⁠⁠EPISODE TRANSCRIPT⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

 

From ⁠⁠JHP Fiction⁠⁠, a disabled-veteran-owned audio fiction creator. Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠happymediumpod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ to learn more. And check out our other production, ⁠⁠⁠Queen of Battle⁠⁠⁠.

 

Stay subscribed so you don't miss bonus content, stand-alones, and the next season!

 

Follow us:

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]]> <p>Pankey is tempted to call it quits. Close to freezing, Helen tries to talk sense to a gun-wielding Donna while the rest of the gang attempts to break through the shadow barrier. Steve and Pankey have words over the skoolie. Lucy "rekindles" her relationship with Steve.</p><p><br></p><p>Will Harper cross over, and will her murder finally be solved entirely? Will Lucy’s demise be in vain? Listen to the butcher shop showdown in this extended final chapter of "Season One: Memphis"!</p><p><br></p><p>Content warning for coarse language and mature themes.</p><p><br></p><p>Written and directed by Jay Hazen.</p><p><br></p><p>Music by Lance Conrad and Jay Hazen. Helen’s final monologue theme, "Karalika 3" by hal.2k. </p><p><br></p><p><i>"I give my deepest thanks to the very talented voice actors who sojourned with me and my imagination in Memphis with these wonderful characters. Y’all made this story far beyond what I could have imagined! And Lynne, thank you for your patience and support! Much love, Jay."</i></p><p><br></p><p>Season 1 Cast</p><ul><li>Jay Hazen as Dee Dee, Pankey, Cleaver Steve, and additional voices</li><li>Lynne Hazen as Helen Polly</li><li>John Kennard as Gunter and additional voices</li><li>Janna Fletcher as Donna and additional voices</li><li>Samantha Henderson as Hilda and Cabbie</li><li>Christopher Able as Deputy Howser and Janitor’s Ghost</li><li>Stephanie Kirves as Harper</li><li>Tillie Murray as Emily</li><li>Kristina Molina as Lucy and a Barista</li><li>Skyler Cole as Cody</li><li>James as Mr. Jensen</li><li>Audrell Fuqua as Nia</li><li>Travis Himebaugh as Willy, Post Office Clerk, Doom Kitty</li></ul><p><br></p><p><a href=’https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-pFQZkqwVtey_52fmpEeH-cAQidfrRC8/view?usp=sharing’>⁠⁠⁠EPISODE TRANSCRIPT⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a></p><p><br></p><p>From ⁠⁠JHP Fiction⁠⁠, a disabled-veteran-owned audio fiction creator. Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠<a href=’https://happymediumpod.com/’>happymediumpod.com</a>⁠⁠⁠⁠ to learn more. And check out our other production, ⁠⁠⁠<a href=’https://queenofbattlepodcast.com/’>Queen of Battle</a>⁠⁠⁠.</p><p><br></p><p>Stay subscribed so you don’t miss bonus content, stand-alones, and the next season!</p><p><br></p><p>Follow us:</p><p>Instagram: @jhpfiction_audio_stories</p><p>Bluesky: @jhp-fiction.bsky.social</p> JHP Fiction true No 3548 1 8 full TEASER: "When Helen Met Dee Dee" - Coming Soon! TEASER: "When Helen Met Dee Dee" - Coming Soon! https://JHPFiction.podbean.com/e/teaser-when-helen-met-dee-dee-coming-soon/ https://JHPFiction.podbean.com/e/teaser-when-helen-met-dee-dee-coming-soon/#comments Thu, 25 Sep 2025 05:06:45 +0000 5fecd1d4-1a5b-49f7-bfed-50b2a2229f46 On her cross-country escape from California, Helen’s car trouble leads her to a quirky used car dealership in West Virginia, where she encounters a sketchy couple, a mysterious pile of cash, and some restless spirits—including a drag queen haunting a school bus.

This three-part prequel is coming soon to your favorite podcatcher!

HappyMediumPod.com

]]> On her cross-country escape from California, Helen’s car trouble leads her to a quirky used car dealership in West Virginia, where she encounters a sketchy couple, a mysterious pile of cash, and some restless spirits—including a drag queen haunting a school bus.

This three-part prequel is coming soon to your favorite podcatcher!

HappyMediumPod.com

]]> <p>On her cross-country escape from California, Helen’s car trouble leads her to a quirky used car dealership in West Virginia, where she encounters a sketchy couple, a mysterious pile of cash, and some restless spirits—including a drag queen haunting a school bus. While trading her old car for a new home-on-wheels, Helen uncovers hints of murder, money laundering, and family betrayal. Along the way, she forges unlikely connections—with a reformed monk, an eccentric ghost, and her soon-to-be companion, Dee Dee—that will shape her journey as a reluctant medium.</p><p>This three-part prequel is coming soon to your favorite podcatcher!</p><p><a href="https://happymediumpod.com/" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">HappyMediumPod.com</a></p> JHP Fiction true No 60 trailer S2.E1 When Helen Met Dee Dee (Chapter 1 of 3) S2.E1 When Helen Met Dee Dee (Chapter 1 of 3) https://JHPFiction.podbean.com/e/when-helen-met-dee-dee-part-1-of-3/ https://JHPFiction.podbean.com/e/when-helen-met-dee-dee-part-1-of-3/#comments Fri, 03 Oct 2025 09:00:00 +0000 JHPFiction.podbean.com/89b2e6a2-0796-3a98-82bc-51e988e839b0 Before the road trips and ghost hunts, there was the school bus, a dead drag queen, and a very questionable dealership. “When Helen Met Dee Dee” reveals how Melancholy Helen Polly found her wheels, her haunted companions, and her first big mystery away from home.

Produced by JHP Fiction. Created and written by Jay Hazen.

Starring Lynne Hazen as Helen, John W Scoggins as Auto Shop Supervisor, Janna Fletcher as Jewell, Kristina Molina as Jovana, John Kennard as Oleg, Skyler Cole as Mông Không Có Lông, and Jay Hazen as the Dead Drag Queen.

"Smiles" by J. Will Callahan and Lee S. Roberts.

Opening accordion music by eyenorth on freesound.

Cover art by Bronwyn Mae.

Visit happymediumpod.com for more information.

...and visit Helen's Tee Shoppe!

]]> Before the road trips and ghost hunts, there was the school bus, a dead drag queen, and a very questionable dealership. “When Helen Met Dee Dee” reveals how Melancholy Helen Polly found her wheels, her haunted companions, and her first big mystery away from home.

Produced by JHP Fiction. Created and written by Jay Hazen.

Starring Lynne Hazen as Helen, John W Scoggins as Auto Shop Supervisor, Janna Fletcher as Jewell, Kristina Molina as Jovana, John Kennard as Oleg, Skyler Cole as Mông Không Có Lông, and Jay Hazen as the Dead Drag Queen.

"Smiles" by J. Will Callahan and Lee S. Roberts.

Opening accordion music by eyenorth on freesound.

Cover art by Bronwyn Mae.

Visit happymediumpod.com for more information.

...and visit Helen's Tee Shoppe!

]]> Helen begins her adventure away from California with a pitstop to get her car fixed and a stay at a New England used car dealership, where she meets some interesting new characters. JHP Fiction true No 1697 2 1 full S2.E2 When Helen Met Dee Dee (Chapter 2 of 3) S2.E2 When Helen Met Dee Dee (Chapter 2 of 3) https://JHPFiction.podbean.com/e/s2e2-when-helen-met-dee-dee-interlude-chapter-2-of-3/ https://JHPFiction.podbean.com/e/s2e2-when-helen-met-dee-dee-interlude-chapter-2-of-3/#comments Fri, 10 Oct 2025 09:00:00 +0000 JHPFiction.podbean.com/47ed8db3-bc13-3b64-b739-20ce94c1ddd8 Before the road trips and ghost hunts, there was the school bus, a dead drag queen, and a very questionable dealership. “When Helen Met Dee Dee” reveals how Melancholy Helen Polly found her wheels, her haunted companions, and her first big mystery away from home.

Produced by JHP Fiction. Created and written by Jay Hazen.

Starring Lynne Hazen as Helen, John Kennard as Oleg, Janna Fletcher as Jewell, Kristina Molina as Jovana, Skyler Cole as Mông Không Có Lông, and Jay Hazen as the Dead Drag Queen.

"Smiles" by J. Will Callahan and Lee S. Roberts.

Cover art by Bronwyn Mae.

Visit happymediumpod.com for more information.

...and visit Helen's Tee Shoppe!

]]> Before the road trips and ghost hunts, there was the school bus, a dead drag queen, and a very questionable dealership. “When Helen Met Dee Dee” reveals how Melancholy Helen Polly found her wheels, her haunted companions, and her first big mystery away from home.

Produced by JHP Fiction. Created and written by Jay Hazen.

Starring Lynne Hazen as Helen, John Kennard as Oleg, Janna Fletcher as Jewell, Kristina Molina as Jovana, Skyler Cole as Mông Không Có Lông, and Jay Hazen as the Dead Drag Queen.

"Smiles" by J. Will Callahan and Lee S. Roberts.

Cover art by Bronwyn Mae.

Visit happymediumpod.com for more information.

...and visit Helen's Tee Shoppe!

]]> JHP Fiction true No 1888 2 2 full Join the Melancholy family! Join the Melancholy family! https://JHPFiction.podbean.com/e/join-the-melancholy-family/ https://JHPFiction.podbean.com/e/join-the-melancholy-family/#comments Wed, 15 Oct 2025 01:22:30 +0000 JHPFiction.podbean.com/a8b5050b-9ab0-3cdf-ba6c-eecff6330031 Hey,  Happy Medium: The Adventures of Melancholy Helen Polly listeners!

Our Season Two finale drops worldwide this Friday, October 17th — but you can hear it right now on Patreon!

Join us at patreon.com/JHPFiction for early access to future content, like gag reels, cast interviews, and more behind-the-scenes fun.

Your support means the world — especially to our creator and disabled veteran producer, Jay, who makes these stories possible with heart and grit.

So head to patreon.com/JHPFiction, hear the finale early, and be part of the Happy Medium family. Thanks for listening!

]]> Hey,  Happy Medium: The Adventures of Melancholy Helen Polly listeners!

Our Season Two finale drops worldwide this Friday, October 17th — but you can hear it right now on Patreon!

Join us at patreon.com/JHPFiction for early access to future content, like gag reels, cast interviews, and more behind-the-scenes fun.

Your support means the world — especially to our creator and disabled veteran producer, Jay, who makes these stories possible with heart and grit.

So head to patreon.com/JHPFiction, hear the finale early, and be part of the Happy Medium family.
Thanks for listening!

]]> JHP Fiction true No 47 14 bonus S2.E3 When Helen Met Dee Dee (Finale) S2.E3 When Helen Met Dee Dee (Finale) https://JHPFiction.podbean.com/e/s2e3-when-helen-met-dee-dee-finale/ https://JHPFiction.podbean.com/e/s2e3-when-helen-met-dee-dee-finale/#comments Fri, 17 Oct 2025 07:30:00 +0000 JHPFiction.podbean.com/f0376938-3d53-330a-82c3-9c63021d3d69 Before the road trips and ghost hunts, there was the school bus, a dead drag queen, and a very questionable dealership. “When Helen Met Dee Dee” reveals how Melancholy Helen Polly found her wheels, her haunted companions, and her first big mystery away from home.

Produced by JHP Fiction. Created and written by Jay Hazen.

If you're enjoying the show, please take a moment to rate and review Happy Medium so the spirits of the algorithm smile upon us!

Starring Lynne Hazen as Helen, John Kennard as Oleg, John W. Scoggins as the 911 Dispatcher, Janna Fletcher as Jewell and Mrs. Polly, Kristina Molina as Jovana, Skyler Cole as Mông Không Có Lông, and Jay Hazen as the Dead Drag Queen and Henry Pankey.

Cover art by Bronwyn Mae.

Visit happymediumpod.com for more information. Also, become a Patron! Stay subscribed to be the first to listen to Season 3 of Happy Medium, Iowa, coming early 2026!

...and visit Helen's Tee Shoppe!

]]> Before the road trips and ghost hunts, there was the school bus, a dead drag queen, and a very questionable dealership. “When Helen Met Dee Dee” reveals how Melancholy Helen Polly found her wheels, her haunted companions, and her first big mystery away from home.

Produced by JHP Fiction. Created and written by Jay Hazen.

If you're enjoying the show, please take a moment to rate and review Happy Medium so the spirits of the algorithm smile upon us!

Starring Lynne Hazen as Helen, John Kennard as Oleg, John W. Scoggins as the 911 Dispatcher, Janna Fletcher as Jewell and Mrs. Polly, Kristina Molina as Jovana, Skyler Cole as Mông Không Có Lông, and Jay Hazen as the Dead Drag Queen and Henry Pankey.

Cover art by Bronwyn Mae.

Visit happymediumpod.com for more information. Also, become a Patron!

Stay subscribed to be the first to listen to Season 3 of Happy Medium, Iowa, coming early 2026!

...and visit Helen's Tee Shoppe!

]]> JHP Fiction true No 1732 2 3 full BONUS: Try our other show, Queen of Battle! BONUS: Try our other show, Queen of Battle! https://JHPFiction.podbean.com/e/bonus-try-our-other-show-queen-of-battle/ https://JHPFiction.podbean.com/e/bonus-try-our-other-show-queen-of-battle/#comments Sun, 09 Nov 2025 10:53:56 +0000 JHPFiction.podbean.com/223c2ff6-8feb-306b-b70f-54154319c9ba Ready for something real after Happy Medium? Step into our award-winning series, Queen of Battle, where courage, trauma, and sisterhood collide. We're giving you the first episode of the series, "Fort Beginning". To listen to all 11 episodes, search Queen of Battle on your favorite podcatcher. Ad-free! Set during the early days of integrating women into U.S. Army infantry training, Queen of Battle follows a diverse group of female recruits enduring grueling physical trials, emotional turmoil, and personal revelations as they fight to prove themselves in a world that doubts them. Amid drill sergeants’ relentless pressure, unlikely friendships form — and hidden wounds surface — revealing that strength comes in many forms beyond the battlefield. Through humor, trauma, and camaraderie, the women discover that their fiercest battles are often within. Written and directed by Jay Hazen. Visit JHP Fiction for more info!  ...or our LinkTree

]]> Ready for something real after Happy Medium? Step into our award-winning series, Queen of Battle, where courage, trauma, and sisterhood collide.

We're giving you the first episode of the series, "Fort Beginning". To listen to all 11 episodes, search Queen of Battle on your favorite podcatcher. Ad-free!

Set during the early days of integrating women into U.S. Army infantry training, Queen of Battle follows a diverse group of female recruits enduring grueling physical trials, emotional turmoil, and personal revelations as they fight to prove themselves in a world that doubts them. Amid drill sergeants’ relentless pressure, unlikely friendships form — and hidden wounds surface — revealing that strength comes in many forms beyond the battlefield. Through humor, trauma, and camaraderie, the women discover that their fiercest battles are often within.

Written and directed by Jay Hazen.

Visit JHP Fiction for more info! 
...or our LinkTree

]]> Episode 1: Fort Beginning Flash forward. A small reunion takes place at a familiar watering hole, The Hollow Leg. Present day, and Day 1 of Infantry training: Six new women recruits meet their Drill Sergeants in a not-so-cuddly way. They begin Basic Infantry training at Fort Benning, Georgia. Cast: Hannah Milon, Nicole Alvarez, Kristina Molina, Tyler Jach, Stephanie Kirves, Jenn Alvarez, J. Hazen, Jax Gervasio, Latonya Gray. Intro narration: Layla Fatima; Outtro narration: Bronwyn Mae JHP Fiction true No 1486 15 bonus