Verse 1

You call yourself a narcissist,

Then give more than you take.

You call yourself an egoist,

Then show up for your mates.

You call yourself a misogynist,

Another label on your list.

But when the girls need your aid,

You’re there before the call is made.

Chorus

Oh Erti, Erti,

What are we gonna do?

Big ego, big drama,

That sounds just like you.

Impossible Erti,

You always have a say

You can call yourself whatever 

We love you anyway.

Verse 2

Sixteen rules for CTA,

We all had to obey.

Then Erti wrote rule seventeen,

And swept them all away.

One set of rules for everyone,

Then Erti changed the game.

The first sixteen don’t count for him,

He signed it with his name.

Chorus

Oh Erti, Erti,

What are we gonna do?

Big ego, big drama,

That sounds just like you.

Impossible Erti,

You always have your say

You can call yourself whatever 

We love you anyway.

Verse 3

Frankie stood there in the hive,

Right in the center square.

But Erti ended up too far,

And that just wasn’t fair.

So never mind the middle spot,

Or where he ought to stand.

If Erti has to walk too far,

Frankie moves on his command.

Bridge

But jokes aside, we know your heart.

You give. You guard. You stay.

If someone matters to you,

You never walk away.

Generous and loyal,

Protective through and through.

That’s why all the nonsense

Is somehow very you.

Final Chorus

Oh Erti, Erti,

What are we gonna do?

Big ego, big drama,

That sounds just like you.

Funny, kind and loyal,

Whatever you may say —

You can call yourself whatever,

We love you anyway.

You wanted your song.

so we give you this

Now please stop whining

that Davy got his

This Davy’s in fire

This Davy’s in fire

He’s staying in fire

This Davy’s in fire

[Verse 1]

We only wanted Davy by our side

A place in CTA, arms open wide

We called his name till world chat knew the score

Bring Davy to hundred ninety-four

We promised him a family, maybe more

But Davy stayed in FIRE like before

[Pre-Chorus]

Oh-oh, we kept both feet on the ground

And we were holding it down

Oh-oh, one name was all through the chat

And we kept calling him out

[Chorus]

This Davy’s in fire

(Fire, fire)

This Davy’s in fire

We still want Davy

(Fire, fire)

This Davy’s in fire

[Verse 2]

Saturday came, and FIRE came to play

They fought us hard and wouldn’t fade away

CTA kept pushing, fighting for the crown

FIRE stood strong, but we wore them down

The temple was ours when the fight was through

And Davy, we were still looking for you

[Pre-Chorus]

Oh-oh, we kept both feet on the ground

And we were holding it down

Oh-oh, still one name was all through the chat

Then we saw the flames where he sat

[Chorus]

This Davy’s on fire

(Fire, fire)

This Davy’s on fire

CTA brought the fire

(Fire, fire)

This Davy’s on fire

[Verse 3]

Then FIRE came knocking at our merchant door

Apparently they wanted something more

CTA was ready, standing side by side

Then sister ARE came for the ride

We couldn’t get our Davy to our shore

So funny how the fight came back once more

[Pre-Chorus]

Oh-oh, we kept both feet on the ground

And we were holding it down

Oh-oh, we couldn’t bring Davy to us

Funny how things turned around

[Final Chorus]

This Davy’s on fire

(Fire, fire)

This Davy’s on fire

We still love Davy

(Fire, fire)

This Davy’s on fire

[Post-Chorus]

Oh-oh, oh, oh

We wanted Davy

Oh-oh, oh, oh

We called for Davy

Oh-oh, oh, oh

Bring Davy to hundred ninety-four

Oh-oh, oh, oh

But Davy stayed next door

[Outro]

Davy...

We saved you a place.

We offered you a family.

We called your name.

You broke our hearts.

So we brought hundred ninety-four to Davy.

Verse 1

 A D asks with perfect grace,

A smile upon his patient face.

The devs respond so warm and bright,

But never say the date outright.

Chorus

We're the devs, we'll make you wait,

We just love when you speculate.

Two weeks after the preview,

But that's all we're telling you.

That's all we're telling you 

Verse 2

Checkie and BlonDee built Discord's place,

Now Hunger Games became the craze.

Fro sings sweet lullabies all night,

Then kills us in our sleep by daylight.

Chorus

We're the devs, we'll make you wait,

We just love when you speculate.

Two weeks after the preview,

But that's all we're telling you.

that's all we're telling you 

Verse 3

Hova cuddles everyone,

But falls from trees before he's won.

Hellkat heals poor Deadlove's pain,

Then shoves him off a cliff again.

Chorus

We're the devs, we'll make you wait,

We just love when you speculate.

Two weeks after the preview,

But that's all we're telling you.

that's all we're telling you 

Verse 4

The wait for season is too long,

I spend my time writing this song.

Denis happy, couldn't ask for more,

The devs forgot what mute is for.

Final Chorus

We're the devs, we'll make you wait,

We just love when you speculate.

Two weeks after the preview,

But that's all we're telling you.

that's all we're telling you 

Gather round and hear the tale,

Of one poor man who wrote the mail.

Discord, World Chat, every clan...

Still nobody read the plan.

Verse 2

Madara planned tomorrow's fight,

Erti filled our ranks with might.

Hours of work by every chief...

Ruined by members who won't read.

Pre-Chorus

I've said it once, I've said it twice,

I've even tried to ask you nice.

How many times must I explain?

Read the mail before you aim!

Chorus

Gold trucks! Gold trucks!

Send the gold, hit the gold!

Gold trucks! Gold trucks!

Do what you were bloody told!

Hit the Tyrant! Do Arena!

Read the mail before you aim!

Ignore the plan? You'll earn your fame...

Name and shame!

Verse 3

I'm a surgeon, yes it's true,

Still found time to defend you.

We've had fifteen months of Kill Event...

Still no shield? Pay your rent!

Verse 4

I sent the mails, I drew the charts,

I did my very bloody part.

Read the plan, it's black and white...

Still you couldn't get it right.

Pre-Chorus

I've said it once, I've said it twice,

I've even tried to ask you nice.

How many times must I explain?

Read the mail before you aim!

Chorus

Gold trucks! Gold trucks!

Send the gold, hit the gold!

Gold trucks! Gold trucks!

Do what you were bloody told!

Hit the Tyrant! Do Arena!

Read the mail before you aim!

Ignore the plan? You'll earn your fame...

Name and shame!

Bridge

I'm not angry... I'm just tired.

Every warning backfires.

One more ping, one more mail...

Please don't make this whole plan fail.

Final Chorus

Gold trucks! Gold trucks!

Send the gold, hit the gold!

Gold trucks! Gold trucks!

Do what you were bloody told!

Hit the Tyrant! Do Arena!

Read the mail before you aim!

Ignore the plan? You'll earn your fame...

Name and shame!

DST came ranked number one,

certain they would win the stay

Naga marched toward capital...

Hova hugged him. And teepeed him away

Erti filled alliance chat,

battle maps from wall to wall,

I am AD read them, every one...

and kept rallying capital.

Chorus

DST had bigger whales,

DST had power and might,

CTA had better timing,

and made every move just right.

Move a whale.

Move a hive.

Save a seat.

Keep I am AD alive.

Somehow rank nine beat rank one,

and honestly we're doing fine.

Verse 2

RA showed up fashionably late,

like he'd missed the battle call,

I'm finally here! Let's spank DST!

And somehow that says it all.

Madara got bored at capital,

Noah said, I'm coming too,

Bera, Miezz joined the field...

and started evicting DST's crew.

Chorus

DST had bigger whales,

DST had power and size,

CTA had teleport tricks,

and suspiciously good advice.

Move a whale.

Move a hive.

Save a seat.

Keep I am AD alive.

Bridge

Around I am AD we gathered,

every rally, every hit,

nobody cared about the glory,

everybody doing their bit.

Checkie couldn't keep her troops alive,

sweet Ruby shared without a fuss.

as soon as somebody went broke,

RSS flowing out to all of us,

Verse 3

Shanks and RA fought Death to All,

rallies crashing night and day,

somehow in the middle of that battle...

a newfound friend was made.

Snoopy Flash kept saving seats,

moving faster than retreat,

while HellAngel crossed a battlefield

SNOOPY! Give back my spot, you cheat!

Outro 

The rubies dropped, the winners gathered,

finally time to claim our prize,

Naga watched us mining happily...

and went looking for smaller guys

Chorus

DST had bigger whales,

DST had power and might,

CTA had better timing,

and made every move just right.

Move a whale.

Move a hive.

Save a seat.

Keep I am AD alive.

Thank you DST,

for one really intense fight.

and we'll try not to mention Nalgas

Attacking i sixes in that ruby victory light.

Oh tiny Beach Boy, why do you stay small?

You've got enough PP to level it all.

Your heroes are mighty, your power's increased,

Yet that little Watchtower remains incomplete.

The R4s ask you week after week,

You smile and answer all humble and meek.

They point at your Watchtower for all to see,

You shrug and say,

"It's hard to get PP." 🥴

[Chorus]

Oh tiny Beach Boy, why do you stay small?

You've got enough PP to level it all.

The R4s are begging,

"Upgrade WT!"

But Beach Boy says,

"It's hard to get PP." 🥴

[Verse 2]

Oh tiny Beach Boy, why are you so handsome?

More handsome than Hades, you borrowed the sun.

We tried to get Hades to claim you his son,

But Hades got frightened and quit on the run.

They point at your Watchtower still tiny to see,

One smile from Beach Boy and everybody agrees.

Nobody remembers what they came there to say,

And tiny Beach Boy keeps WT the same.

[Chorus]

Oh tiny Beach Boy, why do you stay small?

You've got enough PP to level it all.

The R4s are begging,

"Upgrade WT!"

But Beach Boy says,

"It's hard to get PP." 🥴

[Verse 3]

Oh tiny Beach Boy, what happened today?

We asked you a question, you drifted away.

You missed all the answers, forgot what was said,

We answered the question three times in the thread.

We asked if you're drinking, you answered with glee,

"I only drink water, that's all that's in me."

So tell us Beach Boy, what's the mystery?

Did you drink too much water today, maybe? 🥴

[Chorus]

Oh tiny Beach Boy, why do you stay small?

You've got enough PP to level it all.

The R4s are begging,

"Upgrade WT!"

But Beach Boy says,

"It's hard to get PP." 🥴

[Outro]

The R4s surrender,

Defeated completely.

But Daydreams knows the truth,

And she's laughing secretly.

You've got over ten thousand PP,

Stored away quite peacefully.

So Beach Boy, explain again,

How it's hard to get PP. 🥴

Mrs Love Quinn writes again

Madara sighs and counts to ten

Trying to discuss a raid

Checkie's dressed like Chuckie maid

[Pre-Chorus]

Checkie says she's feeling calm

That's the thing that caused alarm

[Chorus]

Mrs Love Quinn, let him rest

Please stop being so obsessed

Changed alliance, changed his throne

Still won't leave the man alone

[Verse 2]

"Good morning" every single day

Madara tries to run away

Talking castles, troops and war

She asks what girl he's looking for

[Pre-Chorus]

Checkie bought a garden spade

Probably for flowers... we're afraid

[Chorus]

Mrs Love Quinn, run a mile

Checkie's got that crazy smile

Every time she starts to grin

That's when all our fears begin

[Verse 3]

Different state and different land

Still her PMs somehow land

Madara tries to stay unseen

Mrs Love Quinn sees wedding rings

[Pre-Chorus]

Checkie says she's very sweet

We all slowly back our feet

[Chorus]

Mrs Love Quinn, let him rest

Please stop being so obsessed

Changed alliance, changed his throne

Still won't leave the man alone

[Bridge]

Madara's kind, he tries his best

Never rude, unlike the rest

Then she sends twelve hearts at once

Madara starts to look quite done

[Bridge Tag]

Checkie smiles and says "How nice"

Everybody checks twice

[Final Chorus]

Mrs Love Quinn, run a mile

Checkie's got that crazy smile

Every time she starts to grin

That's when all our fears begin

[Outro]

For the good of everyone

Madara finally had it done

Blocked her just to keep the peace

And spare her from dear Checkie's reach

Checkie put the spade away

Mrs Love Quinn lived another day

Verse 1

From a high branch above the street  

Quiet wings and watching feet  

They walk below with guarded eyes  

Carrying storms they call their lives  

They reach for warmth, they hold too tight  

They say the wrong thing every time  

A word, a look, a closing door  

And something breaks a little more  

Chorus

Strange are the hearts below  

Needing more than they can show  

Building homes in someone’s soul  

Then breaking what could make them whole  

Strange are the hearts below  

Always more than they can hold  

Calling love and letting go  

Strange are the hearts below  

Verse 2

From wire to branch the days repeat  

Same soft hurt in different streets  

They want to stay, they pull away  

They lose the words they meant to say  

They fear the truth, they fear the fall  

So they don’t say the things at all  

A gentle thing they almost knew  

Turns into something sharp and cruel  

Chorus

Strange are the hearts below  

Needing more than they can show  

Building homes in someone’s soul  

Then breaking what could make them whole  

Strange are the hearts below  

Always more than they can hold  

Calling love and letting go  

Strange are the hearts below  

Bridge

And maybe they don’t mean the harm  

Maybe they just don’t know  

How to hold another heart  

Without letting go  

Final Chorus

Strange are the hearts below  

Needing more than they can show  

Building homes in someone’s soul  

Then breaking what could make them whole  

Strange are the hearts below  

Always more than they can hold  

Calling love and letting go  

Strange are the hearts below

He sat on the shore where the tide kissed his feet

A boy with no story no rhythm no beat

The waves sang a song but he stayed quiet still

He never spoke his heart he never found his will

[Chorus]

Oh silent beach boy why didn’t you say

The dreams in your heart the words washed away

Now the sea hums a tune but it’s not about you

Oh silent beach boy what could we do

[Verse 2]

The sun painted gold on the edge of the sky

But he never whispered his reason or why

The seagulls cried out they were telling his tale

But the boy just sat mute while the ocean set sail

[Prechorus]

No footprints behind him no voice in the breeze

Just the sound of his tears and the sigh of the seas

[Chorus]

Oh silent beach boy why didn’t you say

The dreams in your heart the words washed away

Now the sea hums a tune but it’s not about you

Oh silent beach boy what could we do

[Bridge]

If you don’t give a whisper if you don’t share a name

No one will sing you no one will claim

The tides don’t remember the silent or still

Speak now or the void will write your will

Said, “Let’s hit Mexico, make it a crew!”

No more fake salsa, he needed the spice—

Now we’re stuck in this chaos… but hey, the food’s nice.

---

Bundles for breakfast, chaos by noon,

Deadly said “stick to the plan!”—too soon.

Cruniac’s marking each bathroom stall,

Grandma’s got cookies, and flirting with all!

---

Yolix said, “Five-star hotels! All on me!”

But we ended up in bunkers with one fan and three.

He handed out kisses and “nut samples” too,

Said, “Welcome to paradise — enjoy the view!”

---

Zekey showed up with four daughters and bark,

One bit a priest—left a permanent mark.

Banned from the pool, still climbed the fence,

Zekey just shrugged, “They get it from me, no offense.”

---

Grandma brought cookies—and asked for your packs,

Flirts with commanders and raids with no slacks.

She winked at the customs guy, just for a laugh,

Now he's in NOAH too... do the math.

---

Bundles for breakfast, chaos by noon,

Deadly said “stick to the plan!”—too soon.

Cruniac’s marking each bathroom stall,

Grandma’s got cookies, and flirting with all!

---

Lunderoath married Bonzai right there on the beach,

Agenta officiated, giving a speech.

Yolix was best man, but played kinda blind—

“Bundles for wedding gifts? Oh! I must’ve declined.”

---

Shadow dug holes in the Mexican sand,

Charted the coast with worm-trap in hand.

Daydreams strolled by, said “What’s this thing?”

Caught a 16-meter worm—like it was nothing.

---

Deadly’s got binders with laminated maps,

Timetables, checklists, and color-coded apps.

Cruniac’s calm, just staking out space,

Mapped every bathroom and planned the base.

---

Baby Noah locks his door every night,

Whispers “Cartels,” and checks with a light.

Asked Deadly if bunkers were part of the stay,

Deadly said, “Noah... just eat your buffet.”

---

Bundles for breakfast, chaos by noon,

Deadly said “stick to the plan!”—too soon.

Cruniac’s marking each bathroom stall,

Grandma’s got cookies, and flirting with all!

---

We danced, we fought, ignored every sign,

Cruniac’s still drawing out bathroom lines.

The beaches were warm, but we’re far from our zone…

And Cheng just wonders… will they

ever come home?

[Verse 2] He says he hates stress, he says “not for me” Then builds excel sheets till quarter to three Counts frags like treasure, logs every stat But don’t call him leader — he’s not doing that

[Chorus] Cruniac the mild, the modest, the zen Just a man with more frags than ten grown men Speed-ups galore, heroes? He needs none But hey — who needs use when hoarding is fun

[Verse 3] Romeo’s snoring, the only sane soul While Jim’s in Pink losing all control Corbin’s playing victim with poetic flair Cruni? Quiet. Counting. Fully aware but doesn't care

[Chorus 2 – The Flex Bomb] He showed us his stash, all chill and polite We saw over thousand frags — just… alright Someone fainted. I bit my screen. Rombsky rage quit and joined a knitting team.

[Bridge] Said he needed rest, less heavy load Now he’s leading wars and decoding code Doesn’t shout orders, just shares a chart And somehow rewrites everyone’s part

[Final Chorus – Bob’s Closing Words] Now he’s the king he never applied to be Spreadsheets open, counting quietly Drops a “Bob’s your uncle” mid repair Then disappears — was he even there?

[Outro] No campaign, no plan, no royal decree Just kindness, a bulldog, and pure strategy He left for peace… then conquered the game Cruniac: too calm to blame

🎭 The Lifeboat Farewell by Shadow & Daydreams, pirate poets adrift

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[Verse 1] PINC still sails through storm and sass, With drama thick as shattered glass. Shadow sighed, “This ride’s too loud,” Daydreams nodded through the cloud.

What once was wild and full of laughs, Now spun in circles, torn in halves. Peace was gone, and fun ran dry, Even pirates need blue sky.

---

[Chorus] So they jumped into the lifeboat, With tear-soaked pride and one sad note: “We loved you more than we could say, But trust was broken that dark day.” No jokes could drown the ache inside— They never wanted this goodbye.

---

[Verse 2] Jim’s temper flared, yes, hard to bear, But still, respect was always there. Corbin fed the worst extremes, Whispers twisting shadowed dreams.

They thought Corbin was a friend, But backstabbed just to save his end. Smiling while he stabbed their backs, Playing games, rewriting tracks.

---

[Verse 3] Shadow snapped but chose not war, Daydreams whispered, “Not anymore.” What hurt the most wasn’t the end— It’s learning Corbin played pretend.

They packed their hearts, their jokes, their pride, And faced the waves they couldn't hide. Their compass cracked, but hope still burned, For friendships lost and trust unlearned.

---

[Chorus] So they jumped into the lifeboat, With tear-soaked pride and one sad note: “We loved you more than we could say, But trust was broken that dark day.” No jokes could drown the ache inside— They never wanted this goodbye.

---

[Verse 4] Cruniac, from far-off land, Reached out with a peaceful hand. “Come,” he said, “Just rest your head, Leave behind the fights and dread.”

He offered rest from endless flame, A break from blame and foolish games. So Shadow, Daydreams took the leap— Into silence, stars, and sleep.

---

[Bridge] They won’t return — that’s plain to see, But PINC was more than piracy. It was a home, a stormy mess, With chaos, heart, and real finesse. Don’t follow them, that’s their plea— But don’t forget their loyalty.

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[Verse 5 – Funny Verse] Now they float near Noah’s side, With soggy snacks and wounded pride. Daydreams made a pirate hat, Out of gum wrappers—imagine that!

Shadow’s trying to shave with rocks, While cracking jokes to beat the shocks. They miss the chaos, miss the crew, And raccoons on trash night too!

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[Final Chorus] So they jumped into the lifeboat, With cracked-up hearts they couldn’t coat. Not with jokes or sarcasm loud— Just silent love beneath the cloud. They’ll sail on waves they didn’t choose, But PINC? That’s the heart they’ll lose.

---

[Outro – Final] If winds should shift or peace restore, They’d sail straight back to PINC once more. But for now, they drift, not out of spite— Just hearts too heavy for the fight.

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🎵 **"She Sleeps in Enemy Land"** 🎵

**\[Verse 1]** She walks where the fire still breathes, Boots in ash and sword in sheath. Laughin’ low through shattered doors, With stolen gold and blood on floors.

Rats on her shoulder, birds in the sky, She hums while the battlefield dies. Not a hero, not a saint — Just a storm in a warpaint.

**\[Chorus]** Daydreams, Daydreams, a flame in the sand, Sleepin’ easy in enemy land. She’s loyal and kind, won’t suffer a lie — But cross her once, and kiss peace goodbye. Oh Daydreams, gentle and grand... But women from Sweden, they don’t play with your plans.

**\[Verse 2]** She’s got a heart that’s warm as coal, Buried deep beneath control. She’ll share her drink, defend her friends, Then burn your city end to end.

Her rats, they dance, her birds, they sing, While war and fire are circling. You might mistake her for a muse — 'Til she lights the fuse.

**\[Chorus]** Daydreams, Daydreams, chaos by hand, Cradled in smoke, in enemy land. She’s loyal and sweet, fierce as the sea — And don’t you dare lie, she’ll make you bleed. Oh Daydreams, soft as quicksand... And women from Sweden? They *scare* the damned.

**\[Bridge]** Under moonlight, flames still rise, She whispers truth, she never cries. If you’ve earned her trust, she'll fight like kin, But traitors? She burns from skin to sin.

**\[Outro]** So here’s to the girl who dreams in flame, Who makes the ruins remember her name. She’s loyal, wild, with bloodstained hands… And she sleeps like a child in enemy lands.

By the Fires of PINC

[Verse 1]

Papa Yaga, once proud and bold,

Stood with PINC in the tower cold.

Daydreams saved him, heart so kind,

Dragged him out from Anym’s bind.

But greed’s a voice that whispers low,

“Noah's got the shinier glow…”

He packed his bags, he said goodbye,

Left PINC beneath a weeping sky.

[Chorus]

Oh Papa, why’d you go?

Was the glitter worth the blow?

Left your fam for hollow prize,

Now we see truth in your eyes.

You belonged with Daddy Profit,

In Anym’s dusty, dark-lit closet.

But PINC remembers, even pain—

One day we’ll take you back again.

[Verse 2]

Talked so much, a drama flame,

Couldn't stay out of the PINC name.

So back he came in shadows thick,

Used Egomaniac’s name so slick.

He missed the chaos, missed the crew,

The fights, the hugs, the barbecue.

He missed the way we yell, then laugh—

Even Jim’s rants and Zari’s wrath.

[Chorus]

Oh Papa, why’d you go?

Didn’t think we’d ever know?

You hid behind another face,

But PINC could feel you in the space.

You and drama—perfect match,

But loyalty’s not something you snatch.

Still PINC remembers, through the strain—

One day we’ll take you back again.

[Bridge]

Now Noah’s gold has lost its shine,

You hear our crows, our warcry spine.

You know deep down where you belong—

Where raccoons sail and hearts stay strong.

[Final Chorus]

Oh Papa, come back slow,

Let the guilty embers glow.

You hurt the ones who pulled you free,

But love like ours still holds a key.

You’re a mess, but you’re our kind,

The chattiest traitor we could find.

So PINC forgives, beneath the pain—

One day we'll take you back again.

[Outro – softly, like a whisper]

One day, Papa… when the towers fall…

We’ll drink, we’ll fight, w e’ll miss it all.

But we’ll forgive—yeah, after the brawl.

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